1 00:00:00,137 --> 00:00:01,468 Look, guys, he's just a kid. 2 00:00:01,538 --> 00:00:02,527 He's a prince. 3 00:00:02,606 --> 00:00:03,595 He's a target. 4 00:00:05,776 --> 00:00:06,800 There he is. 5 00:00:07,511 --> 00:00:08,876 The King says he's gonna play. 6 00:00:08,946 --> 00:00:09,970 You know, it sounds like... 7 00:00:10,047 --> 00:00:12,277 maybe you ought to be protecting him from his father, too. 8 00:00:14,818 --> 00:00:17,343 I want you to give me asylum. Political asylum. 9 00:00:20,157 --> 00:00:21,215 He's been kidnapped. 10 00:00:21,292 --> 00:00:23,886 And you are, at least, partly responsible. 11 00:00:25,296 --> 00:00:26,388 They're gonna kill him. 12 00:01:43,641 --> 00:01:46,075 Come on, Joey, you can do it. 13 00:01:47,244 --> 00:01:49,678 Yeah. Let's go. Let's go. Come on, let's get it over with. 14 00:02:11,302 --> 00:02:12,496 Hey, batter, batter. 15 00:02:12,570 --> 00:02:13,832 Hey, batter, batter. 16 00:02:18,742 --> 00:02:21,040 Come on, Danny. 17 00:02:21,112 --> 00:02:23,478 Come on. Go, Danny, go. 18 00:02:25,316 --> 00:02:26,305 Where's he going? 19 00:03:10,861 --> 00:03:12,692 Danny, Danny! 20 00:03:13,164 --> 00:03:14,495 Danny! 21 00:03:18,169 --> 00:03:19,761 I'm sorry, Danny. 22 00:03:20,104 --> 00:03:22,231 But you gotta learn to stop running away. 23 00:03:22,306 --> 00:03:24,706 Hey, it's in my blood. 24 00:03:25,543 --> 00:03:27,340 That's just it. Your blood. 25 00:03:28,345 --> 00:03:31,542 This way, Your Highness. Back to the game. 26 00:03:51,936 --> 00:03:53,995 Not like that, Benny! 27 00:03:56,173 --> 00:03:58,038 Like that. Okay? 28 00:03:58,576 --> 00:04:00,043 Come on, you gotta keep your head in. 29 00:04:00,110 --> 00:04:01,737 Don't bail out on the inside fastball... 30 00:04:01,812 --> 00:04:03,279 or else you'll never hit it. 31 00:04:03,347 --> 00:04:05,713 You try it, okay? Okay, Mr. Calvin. 32 00:04:08,352 --> 00:04:09,341 Benny! 33 00:04:10,087 --> 00:04:11,452 Benny. 34 00:04:11,522 --> 00:04:12,511 Yeah. 35 00:04:13,224 --> 00:04:15,192 Hey, all right! That's it. 36 00:04:15,259 --> 00:04:16,521 That's the way. 37 00:04:16,894 --> 00:04:18,361 All right, keep it going, keep it going. 38 00:04:18,429 --> 00:04:19,487 Everybody's gonna come in... 39 00:04:19,563 --> 00:04:21,292 for some batting practice, okay? 40 00:04:23,367 --> 00:04:25,028 Nice hit, T.C. Hey. 41 00:04:25,102 --> 00:04:27,764 You really took that eight-year-old kid downtown. 42 00:04:27,838 --> 00:04:30,329 Oh, come on, man. I was just trying to teach Benny... 43 00:04:30,407 --> 00:04:32,705 how to hang in there, against the hard stuff, and... 44 00:04:32,776 --> 00:04:35,574 Of course. Bet you it felt good though, huh? 45 00:04:38,916 --> 00:04:40,645 You know, he would hang in there better... 46 00:04:40,718 --> 00:04:42,709 if he had some rubber cleats instead of sneakers. 47 00:04:42,786 --> 00:04:44,253 Don't have any cleats. 48 00:04:44,321 --> 00:04:46,312 Folks can't afford them. 49 00:04:46,390 --> 00:04:49,655 And each kid's gotta provide his own cleats and cup. 50 00:04:49,727 --> 00:04:51,194 League rules. 51 00:04:56,667 --> 00:04:58,032 I got it. I got it. 52 00:04:58,235 --> 00:04:59,293 You're spying. 53 00:05:00,938 --> 00:05:02,405 What are you talking about? 54 00:05:02,473 --> 00:05:04,338 I'm having a nice afternoon in the park... 55 00:05:04,408 --> 00:05:06,467 watching some kids play ball with my friend. 56 00:05:06,543 --> 00:05:08,443 Hey, when you're done, let's shag some flies. 57 00:05:08,512 --> 00:05:10,810 You're spying. T.C. 58 00:05:10,914 --> 00:05:13,883 You're spying for them Jororo guys. 59 00:05:13,951 --> 00:05:16,419 I am not spying for those Jororo guys. 60 00:05:16,487 --> 00:05:18,011 Well, then, how come their whole team... 61 00:05:18,088 --> 00:05:19,851 is staying at Robin's Nest and you're here? 62 00:05:19,923 --> 00:05:21,982 The whole team is not staying at Robin's Nest. 63 00:05:22,059 --> 00:05:23,583 Just the center fielder. The prince. 64 00:05:23,661 --> 00:05:24,650 The prince? 65 00:05:24,728 --> 00:05:26,753 The rest of the team is staying at a hotel in Waikiki. 66 00:05:26,830 --> 00:05:28,263 Robin just thought it'd be better... 67 00:05:28,332 --> 00:05:31,301 because of what almost happened to his dad a couple of years ago... 68 00:05:31,368 --> 00:05:34,201 if the kid stayed out at the estate, and it'd be safer. 69 00:05:34,838 --> 00:05:36,066 Yeah. And convenient. 70 00:05:36,140 --> 00:05:39,200 Especially since my All-Stars are playing those guys... 71 00:05:39,276 --> 00:05:42,575 in the International Goodwill Tournament next Saturday. 72 00:05:42,646 --> 00:05:44,443 Hey, those guys beat Taiwan. 73 00:05:44,515 --> 00:05:47,006 Well, they certainly don't need any help from me. 74 00:05:47,084 --> 00:05:49,177 Besides, I haven't even met the prince yet. 75 00:05:49,253 --> 00:05:51,414 Well, you will. 'Cause you're his bodyguard. 76 00:05:51,488 --> 00:05:53,456 I am not his bodyguard, T.C. 77 00:05:53,524 --> 00:05:55,082 He's got his own security. 78 00:05:55,159 --> 00:05:56,456 Listen, I have nothing... 79 00:05:56,527 --> 00:06:00,520 repeat, nothing to do with the Jororo team or the prince. 80 00:06:02,266 --> 00:06:03,858 Everybody, stop. 81 00:06:04,001 --> 00:06:06,595 Stop, everybody. Come here, come here. 82 00:06:07,404 --> 00:06:10,669 Everybody, quit playing until he leaves. 83 00:06:10,741 --> 00:06:12,868 You leave. Out! Leave. 84 00:06:12,943 --> 00:06:14,808 You really believe I'd spy? 85 00:06:14,878 --> 00:06:19,212 I don't want to hear it. Turncoat! Traitor! 86 00:06:19,283 --> 00:06:23,219 Why don't you go on back to your rich boys, your prince, your cleats- 87 00:06:23,287 --> 00:06:24,276 Okay. 88 00:06:24,788 --> 00:06:28,280 Okay, if that's what you really want, I'll go. 89 00:06:29,326 --> 00:06:32,159 I mean, if you really think I would stoop so low... 90 00:06:32,229 --> 00:06:35,096 as to spy on my best friend's Youth League team... 91 00:06:35,165 --> 00:06:38,259 in favor of strangers, of foreigners... 92 00:06:39,169 --> 00:06:40,636 then I'll leave. 93 00:06:41,071 --> 00:06:43,039 I just want you to know, T.C... 94 00:06:43,107 --> 00:06:47,066 that it's going to be a long time before I'm able to forget this. 95 00:06:48,045 --> 00:06:51,606 I just thought we knew each other a little better, that's all. 96 00:06:54,218 --> 00:06:55,310 Bye, guys. 97 00:06:55,386 --> 00:06:56,785 Bye. See you later. 98 00:06:56,854 --> 00:06:58,754 I love baseball. 99 00:07:04,628 --> 00:07:06,596 All right! What are you guys looking at? 100 00:07:06,663 --> 00:07:09,359 Get back out there in the field and play ball. 101 00:07:16,006 --> 00:07:18,531 Thomas, what is the bird's-eye view on this caper? 102 00:07:18,609 --> 00:07:19,633 Huh? 103 00:07:19,710 --> 00:07:23,146 Who's gonna win? I got a lot of big bucks on this game. 104 00:07:24,681 --> 00:07:26,308 Jororo, 3-to-1. 105 00:07:26,450 --> 00:07:29,112 Whoa! I thank you and Ice Pick thanks you. 106 00:07:29,186 --> 00:07:30,175 Hey! 107 00:07:30,354 --> 00:07:33,517 Rick! Come on, I was just kidding. I made it up. 108 00:07:34,591 --> 00:07:35,580 Fool. 109 00:07:35,659 --> 00:07:37,854 It's funny how when you get a bunch of adults... 110 00:07:37,928 --> 00:07:38,986 around a kid's game... 111 00:07:39,062 --> 00:07:41,223 it all of a sudden is not a game anymore. 112 00:07:41,298 --> 00:07:44,324 And then when you have a kid who happens to be a prince involved... 113 00:07:44,401 --> 00:07:47,598 they really start playing for keeps. Security guards. Tutors. 114 00:07:47,671 --> 00:07:49,832 I hoped all this wouldn't go to His Highness's head. 115 00:07:49,907 --> 00:07:51,670 I mean, I wondered if little Danny played... 116 00:07:51,742 --> 00:07:53,539 with a batting helmet or a crown. 117 00:07:53,610 --> 00:07:55,043 Or if things didn't go his way... 118 00:07:55,112 --> 00:07:57,842 would he just take his country and go home? 119 00:08:00,451 --> 00:08:03,318 Hey! You must be... I mean, Your Highness. 120 00:08:03,387 --> 00:08:06,117 That's lame, man. My name's Danny. 121 00:08:07,791 --> 00:08:10,055 You live here? Yeah. 122 00:08:11,061 --> 00:08:12,528 Quite a place, huh? 123 00:08:12,596 --> 00:08:13,722 Big deal. 124 00:08:13,797 --> 00:08:17,392 You could fit this dump in one corner of my backyard. 125 00:08:18,135 --> 00:08:19,124 Oh. 126 00:08:19,336 --> 00:08:21,133 Well, it's nice meeting you, Danny. 127 00:08:21,205 --> 00:08:22,433 Good luck with your game. 128 00:08:22,506 --> 00:08:24,235 Hey, wait a second. 129 00:08:24,408 --> 00:08:27,343 Isn't this an Al Kaline glove? Yeah. 130 00:08:27,411 --> 00:08:29,174 Well, so is mine. 131 00:08:29,480 --> 00:08:32,381 Hey, that's great. He gave it to me himself. 132 00:08:32,950 --> 00:08:34,349 He did? Yeah. 133 00:08:34,418 --> 00:08:38,514 Al was in Jororo last year, stopped by the palace and laid it on me. 134 00:08:38,655 --> 00:08:40,680 Well, then you're a Tiger fan, huh? 135 00:08:40,757 --> 00:08:43,521 Twins. You want to shag some flies? 136 00:08:43,927 --> 00:08:45,155 It's getting to be a drag... 137 00:08:45,229 --> 00:08:47,720 throwing this against the pitchback all day. 138 00:08:47,798 --> 00:08:49,698 Thanks. Maybe some other time, Danny. 139 00:08:49,766 --> 00:08:52,929 Look, if you're bugged at what I said about your pad... 140 00:08:53,003 --> 00:08:54,368 I'm sorry, okay? 141 00:08:54,805 --> 00:08:57,706 I guess everybody's got to make do with what they've got. 142 00:08:57,774 --> 00:09:00,140 No offense, okay? Fine. 143 00:09:00,344 --> 00:09:03,780 Fine, except, this isn't my pad. 144 00:09:03,847 --> 00:09:06,645 My pad is out back. I just kind of work here. 145 00:09:06,717 --> 00:09:08,912 Then you're not Robin Masters? 146 00:09:10,754 --> 00:09:11,743 No. 147 00:09:11,989 --> 00:09:13,650 I'm Thomas Magnum. 148 00:09:13,724 --> 00:09:14,713 Oh. 149 00:09:15,959 --> 00:09:17,688 Well, how about it? 150 00:09:17,828 --> 00:09:20,058 Will you shag some flies anyway? 151 00:09:20,464 --> 00:09:22,728 Okay, hop in. Except, let's go out back. 152 00:09:22,799 --> 00:09:25,165 I know a place where there's a lot less trees. 153 00:09:25,235 --> 00:09:27,567 Thanks, Magnum. You're all right. 154 00:09:32,643 --> 00:09:34,907 Hey, listen, you sure nobody's going to miss you? 155 00:09:34,978 --> 00:09:36,377 You kidding? 156 00:09:36,713 --> 00:09:38,237 I'll call the police immediately... 157 00:09:38,315 --> 00:09:39,839 and alert them to the lad's disappearance. 158 00:09:39,917 --> 00:09:41,145 Wait. 159 00:09:41,285 --> 00:09:43,879 Hold it till my men search the grounds completely. 160 00:09:43,954 --> 00:09:46,821 I don't want this leaking to the press prematurely. 161 00:09:46,890 --> 00:09:49,984 I mean, all Jororo needs is another international incident. 162 00:09:50,060 --> 00:09:52,051 Mr. Russler, while I realize that your position... 163 00:09:52,129 --> 00:09:54,188 as head of security for the Jororo delegation... 164 00:09:54,264 --> 00:09:56,824 entails other peripheral considerations... 165 00:09:56,900 --> 00:10:00,063 mine here, as head of security at Robin's Nest, does not. 166 00:10:00,137 --> 00:10:01,798 I am notifying the police. 167 00:10:01,872 --> 00:10:04,306 Higgins, please. I don't want to pull rank on you. 168 00:10:04,374 --> 00:10:06,308 Then don't. You have absolutely no- 169 00:10:06,376 --> 00:10:08,810 Hey, guys, guys. 170 00:10:09,246 --> 00:10:10,838 Look, I'm just a baseball coach... 171 00:10:10,914 --> 00:10:12,245 but I know Danny pretty good... 172 00:10:12,316 --> 00:10:14,147 and I think you're both overreacting. 173 00:10:14,217 --> 00:10:16,378 The kid runs away all the time and we always find him. 174 00:10:16,453 --> 00:10:19,183 All the more reason a tighter rein should be kept on him. 175 00:10:19,256 --> 00:10:21,121 Look, you stick to the hit and run... 176 00:10:21,191 --> 00:10:22,351 and you, Miss Peardon... 177 00:10:22,426 --> 00:10:24,189 to the biology and practical math. 178 00:10:24,261 --> 00:10:25,853 And perhaps you, Mr. Russler... 179 00:10:25,929 --> 00:10:27,692 should apply yourself to current events. 180 00:10:27,764 --> 00:10:29,231 Like what? 181 00:10:32,069 --> 00:10:33,366 Magnum. 182 00:10:33,437 --> 00:10:34,699 Danny. 183 00:10:34,771 --> 00:10:36,898 Hello, Russler. It's been a long time. 184 00:10:36,974 --> 00:10:38,737 Magnum, explain yourself. 185 00:10:38,809 --> 00:10:39,833 Explain what? 186 00:10:39,910 --> 00:10:41,434 Explain what you were doing with the prince. 187 00:10:41,511 --> 00:10:43,103 Where the hell were you? 188 00:10:43,180 --> 00:10:44,204 Shagging flies. 189 00:10:44,281 --> 00:10:46,272 Magnum, your entomological proclivities... 190 00:10:46,350 --> 00:10:47,544 are not at issue. 191 00:10:47,618 --> 00:10:51,452 Rather, your callous disregard for the safety and security of this lad is. 192 00:10:51,521 --> 00:10:54,581 Higgins, we were chasing fly balls. Baseball. 193 00:10:54,658 --> 00:10:56,319 I thought you said it was all right. 194 00:10:56,393 --> 00:10:57,724 I was wrong. 195 00:10:58,061 --> 00:10:59,119 Okay. 196 00:10:59,196 --> 00:11:01,596 Miss Peardon, will you see Danny to his room? 197 00:11:01,665 --> 00:11:02,927 Danny. 198 00:11:03,533 --> 00:11:05,296 See you at practice, kid. 199 00:11:05,369 --> 00:11:06,529 Maybe. 200 00:11:06,637 --> 00:11:08,662 Thanks for the catch. Sure. 201 00:11:11,775 --> 00:11:13,675 Mr. Lum, I believe the rest of your team's... 202 00:11:13,744 --> 00:11:15,234 waiting for you at the hotel. 203 00:11:20,450 --> 00:11:22,543 I'm sorry. He didn't explain. 204 00:11:22,619 --> 00:11:24,314 Okay, I'll explain. 205 00:11:25,555 --> 00:11:27,955 There've been repeated threats on the prince's security... 206 00:11:28,025 --> 00:11:29,515 during his stay here in Hawaii... 207 00:11:29,593 --> 00:11:33,051 and I've only got two men to keep an eye on the little... 208 00:11:33,563 --> 00:11:35,690 I don't need you to make my job any harder. 209 00:11:35,766 --> 00:11:37,461 Like he did last time? 210 00:11:38,168 --> 00:11:39,658 As I recall... 211 00:11:40,137 --> 00:11:44,301 Magnum was quite instrumental in thwarting the assassination of the lad's father. 212 00:11:44,975 --> 00:11:47,535 Okay. This time don't do me any favors. 213 00:11:47,744 --> 00:11:49,507 I can take care of the situation myself. 214 00:11:49,579 --> 00:11:50,807 What situation? 215 00:11:50,914 --> 00:11:53,906 Look, I was playing catch with the kid in a secure area. 216 00:11:53,984 --> 00:11:56,145 I think you're overreacting just a bit. 217 00:11:56,219 --> 00:11:57,811 I mean, after all, he is a kid. 218 00:11:58,255 --> 00:12:00,086 Actually, Magnum, he's a prince. 219 00:12:00,157 --> 00:12:01,954 Wrong. He's a target. 220 00:12:08,465 --> 00:12:10,194 Russler may have been right. 221 00:12:10,267 --> 00:12:11,632 Maybe Danny was a target... 222 00:12:11,702 --> 00:12:13,670 but it was pretty hard to imagine... 223 00:12:13,737 --> 00:12:15,398 someone taking potshots at a kid... 224 00:12:15,472 --> 00:12:18,873 whose only crime was having a parent somebody didn't like. 225 00:12:18,942 --> 00:12:20,170 I don't know. 226 00:12:20,243 --> 00:12:24,145 Maybe if I had to live like that, maybe I'd be trying to run away, too. 227 00:12:24,214 --> 00:12:27,047 Magnum, what have you done with him this time? 228 00:12:27,417 --> 00:12:28,850 What are you talking about? 229 00:12:28,919 --> 00:12:30,580 I haven't done anything with him. 230 00:12:30,654 --> 00:12:32,645 I've been working on my surf ski, alone. 231 00:12:32,723 --> 00:12:35,123 Great! Turn this place upside down. 232 00:12:35,892 --> 00:12:38,520 Go ahead. This time you can call the cops. 233 00:12:38,595 --> 00:12:41,587 Danny Lin's gone again. This time it's for real. 234 00:12:41,665 --> 00:12:43,326 Well, I'll check the south lawn. 235 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:46,267 Wait a minute, Magnum. You're not going to check anything. 236 00:12:46,336 --> 00:12:48,429 You're gonna stay the hell out of this. 237 00:12:59,648 --> 00:13:01,639 Despite what Russler told me... 238 00:13:01,717 --> 00:13:04,982 I promised Higgins I'd help search the grounds for Danny. 239 00:13:05,054 --> 00:13:09,286 He was kind of upset that I seemed to be taking the whole situation so easily. 240 00:13:09,358 --> 00:13:11,986 But when your little voice is telling you that just maybe... 241 00:13:12,061 --> 00:13:16,122 everyone's overreacting to another princely prank, why panic? 242 00:13:16,698 --> 00:13:18,825 Because the punchline can't be too far away. 243 00:13:26,241 --> 00:13:28,402 I hope that's not my last beer. 244 00:13:28,477 --> 00:13:29,535 No. 245 00:13:29,611 --> 00:13:31,374 You have another half bottle left. 246 00:13:31,447 --> 00:13:33,415 It was kind of flat, though. 247 00:13:33,582 --> 00:13:35,550 Kind of like this chili. 248 00:13:36,251 --> 00:13:38,116 That chili was from... 249 00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:42,213 last Tuesday. I hope it's all right. 250 00:13:42,458 --> 00:13:45,859 That's okay. I haven't had chili in years. 251 00:13:46,795 --> 00:13:49,161 Louise Peardon says it's not good for me. 252 00:13:49,231 --> 00:13:50,755 She's always on my case. 253 00:13:52,034 --> 00:13:53,729 All right! What? 254 00:13:53,802 --> 00:13:55,770 Hrbek just doubled in two. 255 00:13:56,271 --> 00:13:58,296 Twins, two. Tigers, zippola. 256 00:13:58,774 --> 00:14:00,435 What inning? First. 257 00:14:04,580 --> 00:14:06,844 Well, there's still a long way to go. 258 00:14:11,253 --> 00:14:12,652 Okay, Danny. 259 00:14:13,155 --> 00:14:14,952 You want to tell me what you're doing here? 260 00:14:15,023 --> 00:14:17,651 Louise Peardon said you were a private investigator. 261 00:14:17,726 --> 00:14:19,125 You figure it out. 262 00:14:19,194 --> 00:14:20,286 Danny. 263 00:14:20,362 --> 00:14:23,456 Did it ever occur to you, you're making a lot of people uptight? 264 00:14:23,532 --> 00:14:26,126 A lot of people are making me uptight. 265 00:14:26,301 --> 00:14:28,201 It's like I'm in jail or something. 266 00:14:28,270 --> 00:14:32,036 I'm in Hawaii and I can't even stay at the hotel with my teammates. 267 00:14:32,107 --> 00:14:33,938 I'm stuck here with my hag tutor... 268 00:14:34,009 --> 00:14:37,240 and Dr. FBI. Give me a break. 269 00:14:41,984 --> 00:14:43,747 What are you going to do? 270 00:14:43,819 --> 00:14:46,652 Turn me in for watching a ball game and having a beer? 271 00:14:46,755 --> 00:14:48,450 You're not supposed to drink beer. 272 00:14:49,625 --> 00:14:51,855 Okay, okay. Just checking. 273 00:14:52,561 --> 00:14:54,927 And I am going to tell them where you are. It's only fair. 274 00:14:54,997 --> 00:14:57,124 Don't talk to me about fair, Magnum. 275 00:14:57,199 --> 00:14:58,894 I'm the Prince of Jororo. 276 00:14:58,967 --> 00:15:00,730 Born lucky, I guess. 277 00:15:03,172 --> 00:15:06,505 Danny, you can't keep running away from it. 278 00:15:06,808 --> 00:15:09,436 Besides, where are you going to run to? 279 00:15:09,611 --> 00:15:12,910 Someplace where nobody wants to blow my head off. 280 00:15:13,715 --> 00:15:15,683 What about Haight-Ashbury? 281 00:15:15,984 --> 00:15:18,680 You think the flower children would take me in? 282 00:15:18,754 --> 00:15:20,346 Flower children? 283 00:15:20,422 --> 00:15:22,083 Sure, the hippies. 284 00:15:23,358 --> 00:15:24,347 Danny. 285 00:15:25,093 --> 00:15:27,186 There aren't any hippies anymore. 286 00:15:27,863 --> 00:15:29,956 There aren't? No. I mean... 287 00:15:30,132 --> 00:15:32,430 where do you get all this stuff? 288 00:15:32,768 --> 00:15:34,360 Flower children? Your slang? 289 00:15:34,436 --> 00:15:35,960 You don't talk like a prince. 290 00:15:36,038 --> 00:15:38,131 It all went out of style a long time ago. 291 00:15:38,207 --> 00:15:43,076 Hey, when you grow up alone in a palace in Jororo with six color TV's... 292 00:15:43,378 --> 00:15:45,243 you make do with what you get. 293 00:15:45,314 --> 00:15:48,545 The Mod Squad, Welcome Back, Kotter, Shindig. 294 00:15:49,051 --> 00:15:52,953 You mean, you learned to talk like that from television reruns. 295 00:15:55,691 --> 00:15:58,455 Will you let me watch the rest of the game with you? 296 00:15:58,527 --> 00:16:01,394 Sure. But I'm going to let them know where you are. 297 00:16:02,064 --> 00:16:04,965 That won't be necessary. Okay, Danny... 298 00:16:08,170 --> 00:16:09,728 up to your room. 299 00:16:13,542 --> 00:16:15,874 Magnum, from here on in, the prince is off limits to you. 300 00:16:15,944 --> 00:16:17,104 Stay away from him. 301 00:16:17,179 --> 00:16:18,407 Stay away from him! 302 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:21,381 Yeah, you're the big kid. And Miss Peardon... 303 00:16:21,450 --> 00:16:24,942 next time, try not to fall for the dummy-in-the-bed trick. 304 00:16:25,020 --> 00:16:27,580 Hey, let me know what the score was. 305 00:16:27,656 --> 00:16:29,283 Yeah, sure, Danny. 306 00:16:30,826 --> 00:16:32,418 Magnum. 307 00:16:33,795 --> 00:16:36,127 I'll tell you what the score is. 308 00:16:36,365 --> 00:16:38,925 We just got a kidnap threat from the opposition. 309 00:16:39,001 --> 00:16:41,128 They said they're going to get him, here in Hawaii. 310 00:16:41,203 --> 00:16:43,569 Well, no one's going to kidnap him in my room. 311 00:16:43,639 --> 00:16:45,266 Thanks. I appreciate that. 312 00:16:45,340 --> 00:16:47,137 Look, he's either safe on the estate, or he isn't. 313 00:16:47,209 --> 00:16:49,177 If he's safe in the main house, he's safe here. 314 00:16:49,244 --> 00:16:50,768 It's the game I'm worried about. 315 00:16:50,846 --> 00:16:52,143 Well, then, pull him. 316 00:16:52,214 --> 00:16:55,308 Daddy says no. National honor, pride. 317 00:16:55,450 --> 00:16:57,782 Oh, come on! He's a 12-year-old kid. 318 00:16:57,853 --> 00:17:00,083 Whose security I'm paid to guarantee. 319 00:17:00,155 --> 00:17:01,816 Then how come you're losing him all the time. 320 00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:03,824 Well, maybe you'd like to. - Magnum! 321 00:17:03,892 --> 00:17:07,055 Okay. Okay, Russler, do your job! Whatever it is. 322 00:17:07,129 --> 00:17:08,619 Magnum, really. 323 00:17:11,366 --> 00:17:13,334 Look, I'm sorry, all right? 324 00:17:13,402 --> 00:17:15,927 Just remember that security here is my problem, too. 325 00:17:16,004 --> 00:17:18,768 Now if you want to let me know what's going on, then maybe I can help. 326 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:20,967 Otherwise, you got no right to come in here... 327 00:17:21,043 --> 00:17:24,308 and come down on me for watching a ball game with a little kid. 328 00:17:24,379 --> 00:17:26,870 At least, these guys are grownups pretending they're kids. 329 00:17:26,948 --> 00:17:28,142 You've got it the other way around. 330 00:17:28,216 --> 00:17:30,776 Whitaker lines one into the gap in right center field. 331 00:17:30,852 --> 00:17:31,876 Trammell scores easily. 332 00:17:31,953 --> 00:17:34,183 Here comes Herndon rounding second and now rounding third. 333 00:17:34,256 --> 00:17:37,851 Here comes the relay. It's going to be close. It's not in time! 334 00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:41,987 Good for the Tigers, bad for the Yankees. Thanks a lot, Minnesota. 335 00:17:43,765 --> 00:17:45,630 Go away. We're closed. 336 00:17:46,968 --> 00:17:49,027 Mr. Calvin, it's me, Benny. 337 00:17:49,705 --> 00:17:51,104 What are you doing here? 338 00:17:51,173 --> 00:17:54,006 We got a practice game against that Jororo team tomorrow. 339 00:17:54,076 --> 00:17:56,909 You should be at home getting your school work out. 340 00:17:56,978 --> 00:17:58,445 Yeah, I know. 341 00:18:02,851 --> 00:18:06,719 Look, you're worried about the inside fastball, just give me a few minutes here... 342 00:18:06,788 --> 00:18:08,722 and we'll go out back and I'll throw you some. 343 00:18:08,790 --> 00:18:10,621 No, it's not the fastball. 344 00:18:10,692 --> 00:18:13,889 I think I can hit anybody now, even you. 345 00:18:14,296 --> 00:18:16,526 I just don't think I can play anymore. 346 00:18:16,598 --> 00:18:19,032 Why? Are you sick? You got into trouble in school? 347 00:18:19,101 --> 00:18:20,159 No. 348 00:18:21,870 --> 00:18:24,930 What? What is it you want to tell me, Benny? 349 00:18:26,174 --> 00:18:28,233 If you want to watch the game, that's fine. 350 00:18:28,310 --> 00:18:31,404 Just be quiet. I got a truckload of paperwork to get out and... 351 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:32,674 I quit. 352 00:18:37,786 --> 00:18:39,014 What? 353 00:18:39,087 --> 00:18:40,520 You quit? What do you mean you quit? 354 00:18:40,589 --> 00:18:43,285 You haven't missed a game or a practice in over three years. 355 00:18:43,358 --> 00:18:47,454 I know, but my folks need me to help out with my brothers and sister. 356 00:18:47,529 --> 00:18:50,965 I got to get an extra job after school and on weekends. 357 00:18:51,032 --> 00:18:54,297 And there just isn't going to be any time for me to play on the team. 358 00:18:54,369 --> 00:18:55,631 Do your folks know this? 359 00:18:55,704 --> 00:18:59,504 Uh-huh. They're sorry, but the family's got to come first. 360 00:18:59,574 --> 00:19:01,940 I thought you had a job at Wong's Grocery Store? 361 00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:05,639 I do, but I got to take on a paper route starting tomorrow. 362 00:19:06,181 --> 00:19:07,739 Or we're not going to make it. 363 00:19:20,262 --> 00:19:21,388 You know... 364 00:19:22,197 --> 00:19:26,099 I don't think you're going to make it unless you have a chance to be a kid. 365 00:19:26,168 --> 00:19:28,102 You know when I was growing up... 366 00:19:28,170 --> 00:19:32,129 I knew a lot of kids that had to work to help their families out. 367 00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:34,440 I was lucky. 368 00:19:34,810 --> 00:19:37,278 I had a coach that didn't want me to miss... 369 00:19:37,345 --> 00:19:39,313 the best part of being a kid. 370 00:19:39,614 --> 00:19:41,673 That was playing with your friends... 371 00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:44,583 doing something that was fun and sharing it with your buddies. 372 00:19:44,653 --> 00:19:47,486 Now there's gonna be plenty of time for work and responsibility... 373 00:19:47,556 --> 00:19:50,525 and you're going to get your share of it. Believe me. 374 00:19:50,792 --> 00:19:53,488 Well, Mr. Calvin, what am I going to do? 375 00:19:54,062 --> 00:19:55,256 Well... 376 00:19:55,397 --> 00:19:58,423 first of all, you're going to have to stop looking so disgusted. 377 00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:01,628 And then second, you're going to have to stay late after practice tomorrow... 378 00:20:01,703 --> 00:20:03,671 and help me get rid of some newspapers. 379 00:20:03,738 --> 00:20:06,263 You mean that, bro? Heck, yeah, bro. 380 00:20:06,341 --> 00:20:08,309 We take the van, throw the kind... 381 00:20:08,376 --> 00:20:10,435 be through in no time, like that. 382 00:20:14,916 --> 00:20:16,281 Okay, guys. 383 00:20:48,683 --> 00:20:50,207 I know what you're thinking. 384 00:20:50,285 --> 00:20:52,947 Russler told me to stay away from the kid. 385 00:20:53,021 --> 00:20:55,012 Well, I was, sort of. 386 00:20:55,423 --> 00:20:58,415 But I really wanted to see the practice game. 387 00:20:58,827 --> 00:21:00,954 Besides, despite the tough-guy image... 388 00:21:01,029 --> 00:21:03,122 Danny tried to project, underneath it... 389 00:21:03,198 --> 00:21:05,962 was a little kid I kind of liked a lot. 390 00:21:06,201 --> 00:21:08,328 And I was worried about him. 391 00:21:08,403 --> 00:21:11,065 And about more than just his batting average. 392 00:21:25,270 --> 00:21:26,999 Here we go. 393 00:21:31,910 --> 00:21:32,968 One! 394 00:21:33,044 --> 00:21:34,033 Strike one! 395 00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:37,170 Nice day, huh? Uh-huh. 396 00:21:37,816 --> 00:21:40,512 It's great to see those kids out there in the sun... 397 00:21:40,585 --> 00:21:43,281 having a good time, playing their hearts out... 398 00:21:43,354 --> 00:21:46,118 having good, clean, innocent fun. 399 00:21:46,191 --> 00:21:47,180 Yeah. 400 00:21:47,358 --> 00:21:48,620 It's really very nice. 401 00:21:48,693 --> 00:21:50,558 I mean, it's really refreshing. 402 00:21:51,563 --> 00:21:53,053 Especially in this day and age... 403 00:21:53,131 --> 00:21:55,258 when kids can get into all sorts of stuff... 404 00:21:55,333 --> 00:21:56,823 that can get them into trouble. Uh-huh. 405 00:21:56,901 --> 00:21:58,334 Like gambling. Uh-huh. 406 00:21:58,403 --> 00:22:00,598 Rick, there is nobody out there over 12 years old... 407 00:22:00,672 --> 00:22:01,832 and you're acting as a bookie for- 408 00:22:01,906 --> 00:22:03,066 Hey, don't even say it. 409 00:22:03,112 --> 00:22:04,836 You know, I really resent this, Thomas. 410 00:22:04,909 --> 00:22:07,639 For your information, Ice Pick and I got a gentleman's wager. 411 00:22:07,712 --> 00:22:09,839 And furthermore, we both agreed that whoever wins... 412 00:22:09,914 --> 00:22:11,939 kicks into the Oahu Orphans Home. 413 00:22:12,016 --> 00:22:13,449 And one other thing... 414 00:22:13,518 --> 00:22:15,782 this is a recipe for Veal Marsala... 415 00:22:15,854 --> 00:22:17,481 for my mother back in Chicago. 416 00:22:24,362 --> 00:22:25,386 Strike two. 417 00:22:25,463 --> 00:22:28,455 Come on, Danny, you can do it. 418 00:22:31,469 --> 00:22:33,300 Come on, let's go, pitcher. 419 00:22:36,140 --> 00:22:38,631 Come on! Get it. Get it! Pick it up! 420 00:22:43,982 --> 00:22:44,971 Out! 421 00:22:45,350 --> 00:22:47,215 That tag was high, man. 422 00:22:47,385 --> 00:22:48,875 Don't push me. 423 00:22:58,763 --> 00:23:01,254 Hey. Easy. 424 00:23:02,634 --> 00:23:04,659 Hold it. Easy. 425 00:23:04,736 --> 00:23:06,897 He kicked my legs out from under me. 426 00:23:06,971 --> 00:23:08,939 This dummy tagged me in the face. 427 00:23:09,007 --> 00:23:10,736 I think he broke a tooth or something. 428 00:23:10,808 --> 00:23:12,901 Hey. Come on, you guys, now. 429 00:23:13,678 --> 00:23:15,236 There's no call for you guys to be fighting. 430 00:23:15,313 --> 00:23:16,507 This is just a practice game. 431 00:23:16,581 --> 00:23:19,550 Yeah? Well, tell him to lighten up with his flying elbow. 432 00:23:19,617 --> 00:23:21,585 The only thing flying was your feet. 433 00:23:21,653 --> 00:23:23,644 Hey, hey! Hey, hey! 434 00:23:23,721 --> 00:23:25,621 All right, that's it. Benny, you're out of the game. 435 00:23:25,690 --> 00:23:27,021 And that goes for you, Danny. 436 00:23:29,327 --> 00:23:30,919 Hey, only one thing. 437 00:23:31,229 --> 00:23:33,424 Why don't you two shake hands first? 438 00:23:43,241 --> 00:23:46,608 I think you two need to go over there and sit on the grass for a while. 439 00:23:46,678 --> 00:23:48,873 Together? You heard him. 440 00:24:02,794 --> 00:24:04,455 Boys will be boys. 441 00:24:13,972 --> 00:24:15,496 Strike one! 442 00:24:15,707 --> 00:24:17,538 I remember once, back in Chicago... 443 00:24:17,608 --> 00:24:19,473 we were playing stickball under the "L." 444 00:24:19,544 --> 00:24:20,977 And me and this guy, Eddie Spivak... 445 00:24:21,045 --> 00:24:23,707 we get into it as to who was going to play on the tracks or not. 446 00:24:23,781 --> 00:24:25,146 Pretty soon this... 447 00:24:27,185 --> 00:24:29,210 Go. Go. Go! Go! 448 00:24:41,599 --> 00:24:43,464 That's it. Jororo wins. 449 00:24:44,402 --> 00:24:46,666 You think they could win like this on Saturday? 450 00:24:46,738 --> 00:24:47,864 Who knows, Rick? 451 00:24:47,939 --> 00:24:49,372 The beauty of baseball is... 452 00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:51,931 that an infinite variety of things can happen... 453 00:24:52,010 --> 00:24:53,705 at any given time. 454 00:24:54,312 --> 00:24:56,644 Um, does that mean Ice Pick could lose? 455 00:24:58,583 --> 00:25:00,050 Good game. Thanks, T.C. 456 00:25:00,118 --> 00:25:01,585 Oh, hey, thanks. 457 00:25:01,652 --> 00:25:03,210 Hey, maybe we'll get you Saturday. 458 00:25:03,287 --> 00:25:06,256 Better not, or the King might probably cut me. 459 00:25:06,324 --> 00:25:10,226 Hey, I hope not like the San Francisco Giants did to you in '74. 460 00:25:10,294 --> 00:25:13,786 No, like Robespierre did to Louis XV in '89. 461 00:25:14,532 --> 00:25:17,023 He couldn't hit a curve ball, either. 462 00:25:17,101 --> 00:25:18,693 They take their Youth League... 463 00:25:18,770 --> 00:25:20,260 pretty seriously in Jororo. 464 00:25:20,338 --> 00:25:22,363 I feel more pressure in coaching these kids... 465 00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:24,806 than I did trying to make it in the majors. 466 00:25:24,876 --> 00:25:26,537 Just a game, right? Right. 467 00:25:26,611 --> 00:25:27,703 Nice game, guys. 468 00:25:27,779 --> 00:25:29,440 Hiya, Magnum. Here have a drink. 469 00:25:29,514 --> 00:25:30,538 Oh, thank you. 470 00:25:30,615 --> 00:25:32,742 Both teams are going over to Ala Moana Park for a luau... 471 00:25:32,817 --> 00:25:34,876 and then to the Aloha Arcade Center. 472 00:25:34,952 --> 00:25:36,681 You're welcome to join us. 473 00:25:36,754 --> 00:25:39,552 Thanks, I'd like to, but I gotta do some work back at the estate. 474 00:25:39,624 --> 00:25:41,455 Okay. I guess I'll see you back there later. 475 00:25:41,526 --> 00:25:42,652 Okay. Let's go, guys. 476 00:25:42,727 --> 00:25:44,524 I challenge you to a game of Rockets and Robots. 477 00:25:44,595 --> 00:25:48,326 Sure, sounds great. Hey, coach, you know he's a prince? 478 00:25:48,399 --> 00:25:49,593 Hey, man. 479 00:25:49,667 --> 00:25:51,760 Okay, okay, I won't mention it anymore. 480 00:25:51,836 --> 00:25:53,064 Appreciate it. 481 00:25:53,137 --> 00:25:55,731 Just show me how you roast marshmallows at the luau. 482 00:25:55,807 --> 00:25:57,604 I've never done that before. 483 00:25:57,675 --> 00:26:00,143 Sure, Prince... I mean, Danny. Sure. 484 00:26:00,211 --> 00:26:01,838 Then we'll hit the arcade. All right. 485 00:26:01,913 --> 00:26:03,972 I don't think so, Danny. 486 00:26:04,048 --> 00:26:06,812 I'm sorry, but I'm not taking any unnecessary chances. 487 00:26:06,884 --> 00:26:08,681 His Highness has to go back to the estate. 488 00:26:18,028 --> 00:26:19,620 I still know what you're thinking. 489 00:26:19,697 --> 00:26:21,858 Since when would I turn down a free luau... 490 00:26:21,932 --> 00:26:23,923 to do some work back at the estate? 491 00:26:24,001 --> 00:26:25,628 And since when would I be worrying... 492 00:26:25,703 --> 00:26:28,536 about something that everybody in no uncertain terms... 493 00:26:28,606 --> 00:26:30,005 told me wasn't my case? 494 00:26:30,507 --> 00:26:31,940 Almost everybody. 495 00:26:32,009 --> 00:26:34,842 Everybody, except my little voice. 496 00:26:35,079 --> 00:26:38,947 Only thing was, I couldn't understand what it was saying. 497 00:26:49,893 --> 00:26:51,884 Ambush! Stay down. 498 00:27:54,906 --> 00:27:55,998 One of the nice things... 499 00:27:56,074 --> 00:27:57,507 about living in paradise is that... 500 00:27:57,575 --> 00:28:00,408 no matter how tough or confusing things get... 501 00:28:00,478 --> 00:28:02,503 you can always escape into the water. 502 00:28:02,647 --> 00:28:04,581 Its warmth goes right through you... 503 00:28:04,649 --> 00:28:06,480 cleansing away your troubles... 504 00:28:06,551 --> 00:28:09,611 sometimes making you feel just like a kid again. 505 00:28:09,888 --> 00:28:12,880 Except in Danny's case, he was a kid. 506 00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:17,154 A 12-year-old who not only wasn't getting much of a shot at being a kid... 507 00:28:17,228 --> 00:28:21,164 he also wasn't getting a hell of a lot of chances of making it to 13 either. 508 00:28:21,232 --> 00:28:22,824 And even if he did... 509 00:28:22,901 --> 00:28:26,735 I wondered whether a childhood spent dodging bullets instead of fastballs... 510 00:28:26,804 --> 00:28:28,999 wouldn't make Danny into one of those two-bit dictators... 511 00:28:29,073 --> 00:28:31,473 who like to push his people around just to get even. 512 00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:32,703 Magnum. 513 00:28:34,612 --> 00:28:36,512 Hey, Danny, how you doing? 514 00:28:36,581 --> 00:28:39,209 Me? Never been better. We gotta rap. 515 00:28:40,018 --> 00:28:41,645 Beat it, Russler. 516 00:28:43,354 --> 00:28:45,515 Come on, pal, we made a deal. 517 00:28:45,590 --> 00:28:46,579 Mmm-hmm. 518 00:28:52,597 --> 00:28:55,566 His Highness says he isn't going to play in the game tomorrow... 519 00:28:55,633 --> 00:28:58,124 unless he gets to talk to you first. 520 00:29:00,004 --> 00:29:01,869 Maybe that's not such a bad idea. 521 00:29:04,609 --> 00:29:05,871 Maybe you're right. 522 00:29:05,944 --> 00:29:10,005 Only I really don't have any choice in the matter, and neither does the kid. 523 00:29:10,081 --> 00:29:11,673 The King says he's gonna play. 524 00:29:11,749 --> 00:29:13,046 You know it sounds like... 525 00:29:13,117 --> 00:29:16,052 maybe you ought to be protecting him from his father, too. 526 00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:19,180 Yeah, right again. Except then, who'd protect me? 527 00:29:19,924 --> 00:29:22,518 Talk to him, Magnum. Please. 528 00:29:23,661 --> 00:29:25,219 Okay, I'll talk to him. 529 00:29:25,730 --> 00:29:28,995 But, don't expect me to try to convince him to play. 530 00:29:36,674 --> 00:29:38,335 Hey, Danny, look... 531 00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:41,204 I know stuff like what happened yesterday... 532 00:29:41,279 --> 00:29:43,645 is kind of difficult to deal with, you know... 533 00:29:43,715 --> 00:29:44,977 and to accept, and... 534 00:29:45,049 --> 00:29:47,574 Hey, hey. It comes with the territory. 535 00:29:47,785 --> 00:29:50,276 I mean, I already heard all that from them. 536 00:29:50,355 --> 00:29:51,845 I guess they want me to get used... 537 00:29:51,923 --> 00:29:53,550 to having dudes trying to off me. 538 00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:56,924 So I don't need to hear the same jive from you, okay? 539 00:29:57,528 --> 00:29:58,586 Okay. 540 00:29:59,163 --> 00:30:01,893 Now, I asked them to let me talk to you... 541 00:30:01,966 --> 00:30:04,127 because you're the only person around here... 542 00:30:04,202 --> 00:30:05,965 that makes any sense. 543 00:30:06,104 --> 00:30:08,402 I think you may be the only person around here... 544 00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:09,963 who's really my friend. 545 00:30:10,041 --> 00:30:12,339 And I know you're the only person around here... 546 00:30:12,410 --> 00:30:14,378 with an Al Kaline glove. 547 00:30:14,912 --> 00:30:16,880 You gotta help me, Magnum. 548 00:30:16,948 --> 00:30:18,108 Please. 549 00:30:18,182 --> 00:30:19,274 What do you want me to do? 550 00:30:20,018 --> 00:30:21,781 I want you to give me asylum. 551 00:30:21,853 --> 00:30:24,845 What? You know, political asylum. 552 00:30:24,956 --> 00:30:27,254 I read about it in a magazine once. 553 00:30:27,325 --> 00:30:30,488 That'd solve all my problems. Asylum. 554 00:30:30,561 --> 00:30:33,257 That's the ticket, Magnum. Can you do it? 555 00:30:33,331 --> 00:30:35,424 Danny, I can't give you asylum. 556 00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:38,526 Sure you can, right here at the estate. 557 00:30:38,703 --> 00:30:40,466 I know it's kind of small, but... 558 00:30:40,538 --> 00:30:43,473 But it's not a country. 559 00:30:44,108 --> 00:30:45,632 I am not a country. 560 00:30:45,710 --> 00:30:49,806 I can't give you asylum here. I can't even get asylum here. 561 00:30:50,081 --> 00:30:51,912 What are you talking about? 562 00:30:51,983 --> 00:30:53,575 I thought we were pals. 563 00:30:53,651 --> 00:30:56,347 I thought you understood what's happening. 564 00:30:56,421 --> 00:30:57,581 Danny... 565 00:30:58,756 --> 00:31:01,987 I'll talk to Russler, and maybe he can talk to your dad. 566 00:31:02,060 --> 00:31:05,257 And what? And what's my dad going to do? 567 00:31:05,596 --> 00:31:08,429 He's the one who sent me to this damn game. 568 00:31:08,733 --> 00:31:10,098 Then don't play. 569 00:31:10,168 --> 00:31:12,568 I got to. They're making me. 570 00:31:13,171 --> 00:31:16,163 The only chance I've got is for you to hide me out. 571 00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:17,832 I can't do that. 572 00:31:17,909 --> 00:31:21,470 Then I'm history, walking history. 573 00:31:22,380 --> 00:31:23,813 I'll be just another chapter... 574 00:31:23,881 --> 00:31:27,282 in one of those dumb books Louise Peardon makes me read. 575 00:31:28,052 --> 00:31:31,544 "Prince Danny Lin. Assassinated, July." 576 00:31:33,391 --> 00:31:34,653 Forget it! 577 00:31:34,992 --> 00:31:36,960 I should've known better. 578 00:31:37,829 --> 00:31:40,798 Thanks for nothing. Russler. 579 00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:44,759 I sure wish I was the prince. 580 00:31:44,836 --> 00:31:47,430 What? What are you talking about, Benny? 581 00:31:47,505 --> 00:31:50,030 I'm just thinking that if I had my own country... 582 00:31:50,108 --> 00:31:52,576 I wouldn't have to be doing this menial labor. 583 00:31:52,643 --> 00:31:54,008 Who's doing menial labor? 584 00:31:54,946 --> 00:31:58,575 I mean, me and you. I'd give you special compensation. 585 00:31:58,916 --> 00:32:00,907 You mean dispensation? 586 00:32:00,985 --> 00:32:02,543 Yeah, something like that. 587 00:32:02,620 --> 00:32:06,556 You know, so you won't have to bust your butt so bad on this small-time stuff. 588 00:32:06,624 --> 00:32:08,148 Hey, wait a minute. Watch your language. 589 00:32:08,226 --> 00:32:09,591 And what's wrong with my work? 590 00:32:09,660 --> 00:32:11,924 Well, any work? I mean work's good for you. 591 00:32:11,996 --> 00:32:13,861 I thought you said I was supposed to be a kid. 592 00:32:13,931 --> 00:32:17,890 Oh, yeah, sure. But work's a part of it. It's just not all of it. 593 00:32:19,937 --> 00:32:21,427 Not like that! 594 00:32:21,506 --> 00:32:24,737 You gotta get more wrist into it. Get more zip on it. 595 00:32:24,809 --> 00:32:26,674 Get those suckers right up there on the porch... 596 00:32:26,744 --> 00:32:28,109 where the people don't have to... 597 00:32:28,179 --> 00:32:30,511 walk outside to the sidewalk and get them. 598 00:32:30,581 --> 00:32:33,482 And then they don't get all wet when the sprinklers come on. 599 00:32:33,551 --> 00:32:35,280 Hey, now. That's better. 600 00:32:35,353 --> 00:32:37,981 There you go. Now you got the hang of it. 601 00:32:42,827 --> 00:32:46,024 Benny, you don't want to be somebody else, do you? 602 00:32:46,397 --> 00:32:47,989 Well... Well what? 603 00:32:48,166 --> 00:32:51,602 Man, you've got to be happy being who you are, not who you aren't. 604 00:32:51,669 --> 00:32:54,900 You gotta work at being the best possible Benny R. Lee... 605 00:32:54,972 --> 00:32:56,667 you can possibly be. 606 00:32:56,741 --> 00:32:59,710 I mean, you'll find that most folks generally have more problems than... 607 00:32:59,777 --> 00:33:01,904 you've ever even thought of. 608 00:33:02,213 --> 00:33:03,510 I'll tell you something, Benny. 609 00:33:03,581 --> 00:33:05,139 You're really lucky to be you. 610 00:33:10,254 --> 00:33:12,347 All right, Benny, let her rip. 611 00:33:14,225 --> 00:33:16,853 Not that way, man! 612 00:33:16,928 --> 00:33:19,522 I told you, you gotta get more wrist into it. 613 00:33:19,597 --> 00:33:20,962 Where's the next house? 614 00:33:21,032 --> 00:33:22,090 On the corner. 615 00:33:22,166 --> 00:33:23,633 Okay, give me one of those papers. 616 00:33:23,701 --> 00:33:26,363 I'm gonna show you how I used to do it when I was a kid. 617 00:33:26,437 --> 00:33:28,496 Of course, we had to do it on a bicycle... 618 00:33:28,573 --> 00:33:29,835 but anyway... 619 00:33:36,481 --> 00:33:40,212 "After 39 days of being surrounded and starved out..." 620 00:33:40,284 --> 00:33:42,479 "by the hideously painted cannibals..." 621 00:33:42,553 --> 00:33:45,181 "our major finally agreed to surrender." 622 00:33:45,756 --> 00:33:47,417 "The seven of us that were left..." 623 00:33:47,492 --> 00:33:49,858 "were taken to the encampment of their leader..." 624 00:33:49,927 --> 00:33:53,454 "who was quite insistent that we all be cooked to a slow boil." 625 00:33:54,165 --> 00:33:55,496 Wait, lads. 626 00:33:56,634 --> 00:33:59,660 Now, pay attention. This is the meaty part. 627 00:34:02,473 --> 00:34:05,931 "However, our major, Lord Tewksbury..." 628 00:34:06,010 --> 00:34:08,604 "who also happened to be the ninth Earl of Whitney..." 629 00:34:08,679 --> 00:34:11,147 "protested this summary simmering..." 630 00:34:11,215 --> 00:34:14,116 "and challenged the cannibal king to a fight to the death." 631 00:34:14,952 --> 00:34:17,682 "The prize being, if he won, our freedom." 632 00:34:18,256 --> 00:34:20,053 "Fortunately, the king was convinced..." 633 00:34:20,124 --> 00:34:22,820 "that a battle between two soldiers of royal blood..." 634 00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:26,796 "would be a true test of the superiority of our respective races." 635 00:34:27,198 --> 00:34:29,826 "As the punji sticks were sharpened... Oh, Higgins." 636 00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:31,994 "And honed to a fine point... Higgins." 637 00:34:32,069 --> 00:34:34,560 "the Major and the King readied themselves for the fight." 638 00:34:34,639 --> 00:34:36,004 Higgins. What is it, Magnum? 639 00:34:36,073 --> 00:34:38,007 You got a minute? I've got plenty of them. 640 00:34:38,075 --> 00:34:40,839 Unfortunately, they're reserved for my memoirs, not you. 641 00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:43,346 Sorry, don't let me get in the way. 642 00:34:43,447 --> 00:34:44,812 This Major Tewksberg... 643 00:34:44,882 --> 00:34:47,851 did he really fight a duel with cannibals with punji sticks? 644 00:34:47,919 --> 00:34:49,011 Tewksbury. 645 00:34:49,086 --> 00:34:50,075 Whatever. 646 00:34:50,154 --> 00:34:51,849 It's just that... 647 00:34:51,923 --> 00:34:54,619 they don't have punji sticks in Africa. 648 00:34:57,895 --> 00:34:59,328 What did you want, Magnum? 649 00:35:00,965 --> 00:35:02,762 Well, I guess I wanted some advice. 650 00:35:02,833 --> 00:35:05,358 I'm sorry, Magnum. My knowledge of shagging flies... 651 00:35:05,436 --> 00:35:08,599 goes only from the common house variety to the tsetse. 652 00:35:08,673 --> 00:35:10,607 I've long since given up trying to understand... 653 00:35:10,675 --> 00:35:13,041 what you Yanks find so fascinating about a game... 654 00:35:13,110 --> 00:35:16,273 in which most of the time is spent inserting a digit in one's nostrils 655 00:35:16,347 --> 00:35:17,678 or scratching one's- 656 00:35:17,748 --> 00:35:19,340 Higgins, please. 657 00:35:23,654 --> 00:35:25,519 It's good for my cold. 658 00:35:30,561 --> 00:35:32,495 What's on your mind, Magnum? 659 00:35:33,130 --> 00:35:34,290 Danny. 660 00:35:34,865 --> 00:35:36,492 Quite a brave lad. 661 00:35:36,701 --> 00:35:39,966 Russler informs me that he's going to play in the game tomorrow. 662 00:35:40,037 --> 00:35:41,197 Good show. 663 00:35:41,272 --> 00:35:43,638 Evidently, His Highness has a renewed sense of his duty. 664 00:35:43,708 --> 00:35:44,800 I don't think so. 665 00:35:44,875 --> 00:35:47,036 The kid just asked for my help in getting him out of it. 666 00:35:47,111 --> 00:35:49,443 I turned him down. As well you should. 667 00:35:49,513 --> 00:35:51,447 The duties and responsibilities of royalty... 668 00:35:51,515 --> 00:35:53,608 are something that neither you nor I can alter. 669 00:35:53,684 --> 00:35:56,175 Higgins, in all likelihood, some more of those crazies... 670 00:35:56,253 --> 00:35:58,687 are gonna try and get at Danny at the ball game tomorrow. 671 00:35:58,756 --> 00:36:00,519 Now, there's only so much that Russler... 672 00:36:00,591 --> 00:36:03,116 or any 800 cops can do about it. 673 00:36:04,128 --> 00:36:06,358 I mean, he shouldn't be playing. 674 00:36:08,232 --> 00:36:10,666 Damn it, Higgins. He asked for my help. 675 00:36:14,605 --> 00:36:16,505 He asked me for asylum. 676 00:36:18,409 --> 00:36:19,967 He wasn't even sure what it meant. 677 00:36:22,413 --> 00:36:24,881 Go on, Higgins. You got one of those stories for this one? 678 00:36:24,949 --> 00:36:26,507 What about Major Tewksberg? 679 00:36:26,584 --> 00:36:28,211 Did royal duty prevail? 680 00:36:29,387 --> 00:36:30,877 Actually, yes. 681 00:36:31,922 --> 00:36:35,050 Unfortunately, it was the cannibal king's. 682 00:36:35,292 --> 00:36:37,658 Major Tewksbury never knew what hit him. 683 00:36:37,728 --> 00:36:40,891 I remember him turning to me just before the joust and saying... 684 00:36:42,566 --> 00:36:44,431 What's that? Matilda. 685 00:36:45,936 --> 00:36:47,426 Sounds like a horse to me. 686 00:36:47,505 --> 00:36:50,235 Actually, it is. It's Agatha's polo pony. 687 00:36:50,374 --> 00:36:52,399 I promised I'd mind it for her while she... 688 00:36:53,711 --> 00:36:55,440 My God, it's loose. 689 00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:16,829 We're not going to find him, man. 690 00:37:16,901 --> 00:37:20,064 Sure we are. Let's go down towards Waimanelo Beach. 691 00:37:20,738 --> 00:37:23,901 You know, there's only so many places on this island where a 12-year-old kid... 692 00:37:23,974 --> 00:37:26,135 can ride a horse without somebody seeing him. 693 00:37:26,210 --> 00:37:29,111 Yeah, and I think we flew over just about all of them. 694 00:37:29,180 --> 00:37:31,978 Plus the whole town's been up half the night looking for him. 695 00:37:32,049 --> 00:37:34,779 Yeah, including those bozos who tried to kidnap him. 696 00:37:34,852 --> 00:37:36,285 What is that? 697 00:37:36,787 --> 00:37:40,279 A whole lot of favors. Just in case. 698 00:37:44,128 --> 00:37:46,289 You know, I gotta give it to the little sucker. 699 00:37:46,363 --> 00:37:49,332 Bed sheets out the windows. Sabotaging all the cars. 700 00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:50,628 Yeah. Pretty smart. 701 00:37:50,701 --> 00:37:52,191 A real genius. 702 00:37:53,237 --> 00:37:54,602 Well, if he had half a brain... 703 00:37:54,672 --> 00:37:55,969 he wouldn't still be on that horse. 704 00:38:00,478 --> 00:38:01,467 Uh-oh. 705 00:38:02,813 --> 00:38:04,178 There he is. 706 00:38:11,722 --> 00:38:13,747 Can you put it down in front of him? 707 00:38:13,824 --> 00:38:14,916 Yeah, I think so. 708 00:38:30,574 --> 00:38:32,371 Whoa. All right, kid. 709 00:38:49,707 --> 00:38:52,335 I hope you guys aren't too mad. I mean... 710 00:38:52,391 --> 00:38:55,538 he said it was his personal pony from the Royal Stables. 711 00:38:55,613 --> 00:38:57,205 And you believed him? 712 00:38:57,281 --> 00:39:00,341 Sure. He's a prince. He got everything. 713 00:39:00,618 --> 00:39:03,280 He even gave me a pair of new baseball shoes. 714 00:39:03,354 --> 00:39:05,481 Which we are going to return. 715 00:39:05,723 --> 00:39:08,556 How long do you think you could get away riding that horse? 716 00:39:08,626 --> 00:39:10,491 But I've never been on one before. 717 00:39:10,561 --> 00:39:12,688 I guess I just wanted to try. 718 00:39:14,432 --> 00:39:16,400 Is Danny in big trouble? 719 00:39:16,500 --> 00:39:18,695 If we don't find him, he will be. 720 00:39:19,070 --> 00:39:22,062 Do you have any idea where he might have gone? 721 00:39:22,340 --> 00:39:26,003 Gee, I don't know. We just traded places. 722 00:39:27,345 --> 00:39:28,869 Has his father been notified? 723 00:39:28,946 --> 00:39:30,777 Yes. The King has prevailed upon us... 724 00:39:30,848 --> 00:39:33,681 to do everything in our power to find his son. 725 00:39:33,751 --> 00:39:36,379 Which right now doesn't look like a whole lot. 726 00:39:36,454 --> 00:39:37,978 I beg your pardon. 727 00:39:38,055 --> 00:39:40,922 Every law enforcement agency on this island is looking for- 728 00:39:40,992 --> 00:39:44,450 For a 12-year-old Oriental kid wearing jeans and t-shirt. 729 00:39:44,695 --> 00:39:47,493 Come on, you guys! What are we waiting for? 730 00:39:47,732 --> 00:39:49,097 For a note. 731 00:39:49,433 --> 00:39:52,732 Undoubtedly, we'll receive a ransom note in due time. 732 00:39:52,803 --> 00:39:54,327 They'll probably request... 733 00:39:54,405 --> 00:39:57,238 a release of political prisoners, the usual. 734 00:39:57,575 --> 00:40:00,908 What're you going to do, Louise? Grade it for grammar? 735 00:40:01,278 --> 00:40:04,338 I don't understand how all of you can be so cavalier about Danny. 736 00:40:04,415 --> 00:40:05,404 He's gone! 737 00:40:05,483 --> 00:40:07,246 Hold it, both of you. 738 00:40:07,752 --> 00:40:09,652 The one thing we've got going for us is the fact... 739 00:40:09,720 --> 00:40:11,711 that the opposition doesn't know where he is either. 740 00:40:11,789 --> 00:40:13,416 Or that he's gone. 741 00:40:13,724 --> 00:40:15,419 Unless there's a leak. 742 00:40:24,835 --> 00:40:27,770 Did Danny tell you of anything special... 743 00:40:27,838 --> 00:40:29,703 that he wanted to do when you talked to him? 744 00:40:29,774 --> 00:40:32,265 Like go to a ballgame? Or the beach? 745 00:40:32,410 --> 00:40:33,638 A movie? 746 00:40:34,011 --> 00:40:35,842 Think, lad. Think. 747 00:40:41,752 --> 00:40:43,219 I don't know. 748 00:40:43,354 --> 00:40:45,151 One thing he did ask me... 749 00:40:45,222 --> 00:40:48,419 if I knew where he could get $20 worth of quarters. 750 00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:58,191 In my dad's day, it was pool halls. 751 00:40:58,269 --> 00:41:01,033 Me, I sometimes hung out in pinball arcades. 752 00:41:01,105 --> 00:41:04,973 And these days, a lot of kids lose themselves in computer explosions... 753 00:41:05,042 --> 00:41:06,771 of lights and sounds. 754 00:41:07,078 --> 00:41:08,739 But whatever your game... 755 00:41:08,813 --> 00:41:12,271 you could always count on one thing in places like these. 756 00:41:12,349 --> 00:41:16,183 You could, in the space of a couple of hours, temporarily escape... 757 00:41:16,253 --> 00:41:18,949 and forget the problems of the outside world. 758 00:41:19,023 --> 00:41:20,991 Hey, I don't remember nothing. 759 00:41:21,058 --> 00:41:23,458 This place is full of kids that look like him. 760 00:41:23,527 --> 00:41:25,757 And ask for change of twenties? 761 00:41:27,631 --> 00:41:31,829 Yeah, I remember him now, but you guys are too late. He's gone. 762 00:41:31,902 --> 00:41:33,927 His dad and his uncle came and got him. 763 00:41:34,004 --> 00:41:35,028 What? 764 00:41:35,106 --> 00:41:36,630 Yeah, he was a real funny dude. 765 00:41:36,707 --> 00:41:38,766 He kept yelling they were kidnapping him. 766 00:41:38,843 --> 00:41:41,607 If I had a kid that spent all his money in a place like this... 767 00:41:41,679 --> 00:41:44,113 Thanks. I'd bust his chops, too. 768 00:41:48,786 --> 00:41:50,879 He's been kidnapped. I know. 769 00:41:51,055 --> 00:41:53,649 We just received the phone call, a list of demands. 770 00:41:53,724 --> 00:41:55,055 They're gonna kill him. 771 00:41:55,126 --> 00:41:57,959 They said if we don't cooperate with them... 772 00:41:58,028 --> 00:41:59,893 they're gonna send us his ear. 773 00:41:59,964 --> 00:42:02,626 Miss Peardon, we are conversant with the details. 774 00:42:02,700 --> 00:42:04,998 Perhaps you'd like to go inside and lie down. 775 00:42:05,069 --> 00:42:06,661 Has the King been notified? 776 00:42:06,737 --> 00:42:08,364 The operator is placing the call now. 777 00:42:08,439 --> 00:42:10,839 However, we've had some difficulty making the connection. 778 00:42:10,908 --> 00:42:14,435 Well, maybe I can speed it up. He and I have a lot to talk about. 779 00:42:14,512 --> 00:42:16,343 And so do you, Louise. 780 00:42:17,348 --> 00:42:20,784 Maybe you'll tell him about those bed sheets hanging out the window. 781 00:42:21,886 --> 00:42:23,444 What are you suggesting? 782 00:42:23,521 --> 00:42:26,854 Why it's been so impossible for me to protect that kid. 783 00:42:27,858 --> 00:42:29,450 I'm his teacher. 784 00:42:29,660 --> 00:42:32,094 And a suspect. Come on, Louise. 785 00:42:33,430 --> 00:42:35,125 Thanks. Yeah. 786 00:42:37,668 --> 00:42:40,136 I understand his sentiments perfectly, Magnum. 787 00:42:40,204 --> 00:42:42,638 You see, he's a man who's about to lose his job. 788 00:42:42,706 --> 00:42:45,231 Perhaps the last he'll ever have in the field. 789 00:42:45,309 --> 00:42:49,302 After all, going from the CIA to Jororo is hardly upward mobility. 790 00:42:49,780 --> 00:42:52,510 And you are, at least, partly responsible. 791 00:42:52,583 --> 00:42:53,607 Me? 792 00:42:54,285 --> 00:42:56,219 Me, responsible? Partly. 793 00:42:56,587 --> 00:43:00,079 You see, if you hadn't encouraged the prince in his delusions, perhaps... 794 00:43:00,157 --> 00:43:01,624 Perhaps what? 795 00:43:01,792 --> 00:43:05,489 Perhaps he would have accepted being a sitting duck in center field? 796 00:43:05,563 --> 00:43:07,724 Where did Ray Lum go? What? 797 00:43:07,965 --> 00:43:09,523 Ray Lum, the coach. Where'd he go? 798 00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:10,794 He went back to the hotel. 799 00:43:10,868 --> 00:43:13,132 He said he wanted to be with the team. 800 00:43:15,673 --> 00:43:16,867 Magnum? 801 00:43:17,942 --> 00:43:19,409 Magnum, where are you going? 802 00:43:19,476 --> 00:43:20,966 To shag a fly. 803 00:43:24,348 --> 00:43:26,782 Except this one was hit over my head... 804 00:43:26,850 --> 00:43:30,081 and the only hope I had was getting back on it in time. 805 00:43:31,522 --> 00:43:34,116 I just wished I'd had a better jump. For instance... 806 00:43:34,191 --> 00:43:36,819 if I'd remembered that Ray Lum was the only other person... 807 00:43:36,894 --> 00:43:40,762 who knew we were headed back to the estate the day they made the attempt on Danny... 808 00:43:40,831 --> 00:43:44,733 or that the kidnappers had to be alerted to the fact that Danny was gone... 809 00:43:44,802 --> 00:43:47,032 and possibly in a video arcade... 810 00:43:55,479 --> 00:43:59,347 At any rate, it was worth the trip downtown to his hotel to ask him about it. 811 00:43:59,416 --> 00:44:02,544 But as it turned out, I didn't have to. 812 00:44:06,056 --> 00:44:09,787 That's because Ray grooved me a high fat one right down the middle. 813 00:44:09,860 --> 00:44:13,660 Wait a minute! Never mind. Thanks. 814 00:44:14,732 --> 00:44:18,293 Maybe that's the reason the San Francisco Giants cut him back in '74. 815 00:45:32,710 --> 00:45:35,338 I know what you're thinking. The odds weren't great. 816 00:45:35,412 --> 00:45:38,006 There very well might be a half-dozen terrorists... 817 00:45:38,082 --> 00:45:40,516 with itchy trigger fingers in that hangar. 818 00:45:41,118 --> 00:45:43,245 But I had two things going for me. 819 00:45:43,454 --> 00:45:45,081 One was surprise. 820 00:46:00,504 --> 00:46:02,597 Of course, surprise wasn't going to do me a lot of good... 821 00:46:02,673 --> 00:46:05,198 with them taxiing straight to Jororo with Danny. 822 00:46:25,062 --> 00:46:27,360 My options suddenly got very limited. 823 00:46:27,431 --> 00:46:28,921 If I got to the plane in time... 824 00:46:28,999 --> 00:46:31,058 I could try and bring it down with the Uzi... 825 00:46:31,135 --> 00:46:33,467 but then, I might also bring down Danny. 826 00:46:34,571 --> 00:46:37,165 Suddenly I knew how William Tell must have felt. 827 00:47:18,015 --> 00:47:21,178 Operator, get me the Coast Guard. This is an emergency. 828 00:47:24,188 --> 00:47:27,817 Hey, don't bother. I'm okay. Nice try, though. 829 00:47:27,891 --> 00:47:29,916 You almost bought it there. 830 00:47:30,627 --> 00:47:31,753 You! 831 00:47:31,829 --> 00:47:34,889 Jumped out the rear cargo door before they took off. 832 00:47:35,833 --> 00:47:38,165 Danny. Magnum. 833 00:47:42,456 --> 00:47:44,981 Wait a second. What are you going to do? 834 00:47:45,058 --> 00:47:47,618 Something I should've done a long time ago. 835 00:47:47,694 --> 00:47:50,094 No! No! You can't do this to me! 836 00:47:50,163 --> 00:47:52,324 Who says! I'm a prince!