1 00:00:00,358 --> 00:00:04,021 Everyone here knows that a murder was committed here this weekend. 2 00:00:04,095 --> 00:00:05,858 One of you knows who did it. 3 00:00:05,930 --> 00:00:10,196 I am Sir Fearing Pangborn, the worId's greatest tragedian. 4 00:00:10,301 --> 00:00:11,529 [cIanking] 5 00:00:12,270 --> 00:00:13,567 Great costume. 6 00:00:13,638 --> 00:00:15,071 You Iook even dumber than me. 7 00:00:15,139 --> 00:00:17,607 I happen to be a famous genius from the '20s. 8 00:00:17,709 --> 00:00:21,270 ''Is this a dagger which I see before me?'' 9 00:00:23,781 --> 00:00:27,478 ''AII the worId's a stage And the men and women mereIy pIayers--'' 10 00:00:27,552 --> 00:00:28,746 (Magnum) Get down! 11 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:29,809 [woman screaming] 12 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:36,744 [static hissing on TV] 13 00:01:36,821 --> 00:01:39,415 (Magnum) It wasn't the first time I'd been up aII night... 14 00:01:39,490 --> 00:01:41,390 but it was one of the most rewarding. 15 00:01:41,459 --> 00:01:43,427 Forget the pain in the weary eyes... 16 00:01:43,494 --> 00:01:45,928 the cries for rest from the tired body... 17 00:01:45,997 --> 00:01:48,295 the screams of the totaIIy drained mind... 18 00:01:48,366 --> 00:01:50,834 struggIing to deaI with one more cIue. 19 00:01:50,902 --> 00:01:54,133 You don't sIeep untiI a crime is soIved. 20 00:01:55,239 --> 00:01:57,639 Because there's no greater satisfaction... 21 00:01:57,708 --> 00:02:00,233 than finaIIy putting head to piIIow with the words.: 22 00:02:00,311 --> 00:02:01,335 ''Cases soIved. '' 23 00:02:01,412 --> 00:02:02,401 [water spIashing] 24 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:04,277 ''Cases, '' pIuraI. 25 00:02:04,615 --> 00:02:07,379 Six murders since earIy Iast night. 26 00:02:07,451 --> 00:02:08,884 I had watched the first annuaI... 27 00:02:08,953 --> 00:02:11,421 KHKU Agatha Christie FiIm FestivaI... 28 00:02:11,489 --> 00:02:15,687 in its entirety and had pegged five out of six murderers. 29 00:02:16,427 --> 00:02:18,759 Agatha got the whoIe haIf-dozen. 30 00:02:19,263 --> 00:02:21,823 Goodnight, Miss MarpIe, wherever you are. 31 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:24,227 [cIock ticking] 32 00:02:24,502 --> 00:02:26,129 [birds chirping] 33 00:02:29,841 --> 00:02:31,206 [expIosion] 34 00:02:33,778 --> 00:02:34,767 Higgins. 35 00:02:40,251 --> 00:02:41,411 Higgins. 36 00:02:41,519 --> 00:02:42,645 [expIosion] 37 00:02:44,655 --> 00:02:47,215 Higgins! Magnum, good morning. 38 00:02:47,525 --> 00:02:50,892 I'm conducting my annuaI battIe with the mongooses. 39 00:02:50,962 --> 00:02:52,395 Wretched creatures. 40 00:02:52,463 --> 00:02:54,988 The price of a perfect Iawn is eternaI vigiIance. 41 00:02:55,066 --> 00:02:57,261 Stop! WiII you stop? 42 00:02:57,735 --> 00:02:58,724 [expIosion] 43 00:02:59,070 --> 00:03:00,799 Higgins, stop. It's 6:00 a.m. 44 00:03:00,872 --> 00:03:03,932 I haven't sIept and you're doing more damage than the mongeese. 45 00:03:04,008 --> 00:03:06,442 Mongooses. And you certainIy can't sIeep now. 46 00:03:06,510 --> 00:03:08,273 In preciseIy one hour, the crew wiII be here... 47 00:03:08,346 --> 00:03:10,246 to roII the Iawn good as new for the gaIa. 48 00:03:10,314 --> 00:03:11,542 SureIy, you haven't forgotten? 49 00:03:11,616 --> 00:03:13,777 Robin's charity bash, how couId I forget? 50 00:03:13,851 --> 00:03:16,945 Benefiting his favorite cause: A home for incorrigibIe boys. 51 00:03:17,021 --> 00:03:19,182 I'm sure you can identify with them. 52 00:03:19,590 --> 00:03:21,649 And what are you identifying with? 53 00:03:21,726 --> 00:03:23,216 The party theme, of course. 54 00:03:23,294 --> 00:03:25,660 Like the guests, we shouId come in costumes of the period... 55 00:03:25,730 --> 00:03:28,722 for The Great Gatsby weekend, to be as inconspicuous as possibIe. 56 00:03:28,799 --> 00:03:32,098 Inconspicuous? Higgins, don't do that. Two of those couId be dangerous. 57 00:03:32,169 --> 00:03:34,137 This is their base station. 58 00:03:34,238 --> 00:03:37,332 And may I remind you that I am something of a demoIitions expert? 59 00:03:37,408 --> 00:03:39,399 Did I ever teII you about the time in India... 60 00:03:39,477 --> 00:03:42,105 when Corky Boswick brought two untouchabIes to headquarters? 61 00:03:42,179 --> 00:03:44,079 TeII me 20 yards from here! 62 00:03:47,551 --> 00:03:48,813 Strange. 63 00:03:49,987 --> 00:03:53,081 There appears to be some obstruction in the-- 64 00:04:00,031 --> 00:04:02,158 BIoody good shot. 65 00:04:09,573 --> 00:04:12,337 (aerobics instructor) Three and four and one and two.... 66 00:04:12,410 --> 00:04:14,935 (Rick) A concussion from a croquet baII? 67 00:04:15,012 --> 00:04:19,039 Yeah, just a miId one but Doc IboId has Higgins in bed for a few days... 68 00:04:19,116 --> 00:04:20,606 which sticks me with the Gatsby thing. 69 00:04:20,685 --> 00:04:22,209 Thanks, Jennifer. What thing? 70 00:04:22,286 --> 00:04:24,982 The Gatsby, you know, The Great Gatsby? 71 00:04:25,056 --> 00:04:26,523 The magician? 72 00:04:26,891 --> 00:04:30,952 No, OrviIIe. The Great Gatsby was a book written by F. Scott FitzgeraId. 73 00:04:31,028 --> 00:04:33,963 It's aII about the idIe rich of the '20s. 74 00:04:34,131 --> 00:04:37,828 WeII, this is a '20s costume party for the idIe rich of the '80s. 75 00:04:37,902 --> 00:04:40,166 You know, Robin's usuaI crowd. 76 00:04:40,571 --> 00:04:44,007 European royaIty, writers, famous artists... 77 00:04:44,342 --> 00:04:45,707 coupIe of dancers. 78 00:04:46,377 --> 00:04:47,401 Dancers. 79 00:04:47,478 --> 00:04:50,174 Dancers? Did you say dancers? I mean, what kind of dancers? 80 00:04:50,247 --> 00:04:53,444 Oh, I don't know. ''Inez'' somebody was one of them. 81 00:04:53,784 --> 00:04:56,514 Inez Stuart? Yeah, that's the one. 82 00:04:56,620 --> 00:04:59,487 Oh, man, she was the greatest dancer... 83 00:04:59,557 --> 00:05:01,047 of aII times, I mean-- 84 00:05:01,125 --> 00:05:03,025 Anyway, with Higgins down... 85 00:05:03,094 --> 00:05:05,221 I have to cover the party and miss... 86 00:05:05,963 --> 00:05:07,897 the best Rainbow game of the season. 87 00:05:07,965 --> 00:05:10,058 So, who wants them, guys? HaIf price. 88 00:05:10,868 --> 00:05:12,301 Just hoId on. 89 00:05:12,503 --> 00:05:16,405 Look, you can't cover aII of Higgins' bases by yourseIf. 90 00:05:16,474 --> 00:05:18,271 EspeciaIIy with that ritzy crowd... 91 00:05:18,342 --> 00:05:20,708 I mean, OrviIIe and I wiII be gIad to heIp you. Right? 92 00:05:20,778 --> 00:05:22,268 What? No, T.C. 93 00:05:22,346 --> 00:05:25,804 You're not interested in Thomas' workIoad. You just want to meet this tutu type. 94 00:05:25,883 --> 00:05:28,977 That's fine. I wiII take the basketbaII tickets. 95 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:31,317 Very funny, Thomas! 96 00:05:31,389 --> 00:05:33,516 These tickets are from Iast year's game! 97 00:05:33,591 --> 00:05:36,389 Oh, come on, guys. It's for a reaI worthy cause: 98 00:05:36,460 --> 00:05:38,087 A home for incorrigibIe boys. 99 00:05:38,362 --> 00:05:40,853 Sorry, Thomas. But I'm doing sociaI work tonight. 100 00:05:40,931 --> 00:05:43,365 With an incorrigibIe girI. Cute. 101 00:05:43,434 --> 00:05:46,028 CuddIy and bIonde and... 102 00:05:46,470 --> 00:05:47,528 bye. 103 00:05:48,172 --> 00:05:50,732 Come on, Thomas. Forget about OrviIIe, we don't need him. 104 00:05:50,808 --> 00:05:52,776 I can heIp you with this pIaincIothes stuff... 105 00:05:52,843 --> 00:05:54,936 especiaIIy for a chance to meet Inez Stuart. 106 00:05:55,012 --> 00:05:58,846 No pIaincIothes. Come dressed as a famous person from the '20s. 107 00:05:59,917 --> 00:06:01,009 What? Like who? 108 00:06:01,085 --> 00:06:02,916 Hey, wait a minute, who are you going to be? 109 00:06:03,354 --> 00:06:04,616 Bye, guy. 110 00:06:08,826 --> 00:06:10,225 Inez Stuart. 111 00:06:11,028 --> 00:06:13,963 (Magnum) I had four hours to cover aII of Higgins' bases. 112 00:06:14,031 --> 00:06:16,022 At Ieast, according to PIan A. 113 00:06:16,100 --> 00:06:19,035 So there were a few earIy arrivaIs. No panic. 114 00:06:19,103 --> 00:06:20,798 I had chefs to cook... 115 00:06:20,871 --> 00:06:24,238 servants to serve and T.C. to cover security. 116 00:06:24,341 --> 00:06:27,174 AII I had to do was smiIe quietIy at these... 117 00:06:27,244 --> 00:06:29,804 sedate sophisticates and stay awake. 118 00:06:29,980 --> 00:06:31,106 CakewaIk. 119 00:06:31,715 --> 00:06:33,615 ♪♪[piano pIaying] 120 00:06:39,857 --> 00:06:41,484 [cIanging] 121 00:06:45,830 --> 00:06:47,058 Excuse me! 122 00:06:48,432 --> 00:06:49,831 Excuse me! 123 00:06:51,335 --> 00:06:54,099 You the caterers? Just kidding. 124 00:06:54,271 --> 00:06:55,829 (Archer) I beg your pardon? 125 00:06:57,441 --> 00:07:00,308 What's going on here? A dueI. 126 00:07:00,377 --> 00:07:02,641 WeII, I can see that. Who are they? 127 00:07:03,247 --> 00:07:06,182 DougIas Fairbanks and John Barrymore. 128 00:07:12,823 --> 00:07:14,085 [grunts] 129 00:07:14,291 --> 00:07:15,315 [groans] 130 00:07:15,392 --> 00:07:17,326 Three deaths to one. 131 00:07:17,995 --> 00:07:19,963 John Barrymore Ieads. 132 00:07:21,432 --> 00:07:25,061 They're just acting out their Gatsby roIes... 133 00:07:25,136 --> 00:07:28,299 untiI someone expIains why we're here and why nothing's ready. 134 00:07:28,372 --> 00:07:29,896 I'm Archer Hayes. 135 00:07:30,241 --> 00:07:32,971 I was going to be Picasso for the weekend, but.... 136 00:07:33,144 --> 00:07:34,338 You must be Higgins. 137 00:07:34,411 --> 00:07:35,969 No, Thomas Magnum. 138 00:07:36,046 --> 00:07:37,980 Higgins is temporariIy indisposed... 139 00:07:38,048 --> 00:07:40,448 and nothing is ready because you're aII earIy. 140 00:07:40,518 --> 00:07:42,452 No one was supposed to be here untiI 2:00. 141 00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:45,853 The invitation reads 9:00 a.m. 142 00:07:47,224 --> 00:07:50,057 Robin's secretary was kind enough to invite us in... 143 00:07:50,127 --> 00:07:52,186 and point us in the direction of the bar. 144 00:07:52,263 --> 00:07:54,026 She's here? What's she doing here? 145 00:07:54,098 --> 00:07:55,929 Robin's in Greece, finishing a noveI. 146 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:59,993 Oh, she informed us that he is writing, but not in Greece. 147 00:08:00,070 --> 00:08:01,560 He's upstairs. 148 00:08:02,406 --> 00:08:05,637 Far too busy to greet his guests. 149 00:08:07,111 --> 00:08:08,305 Excuse me. 150 00:08:11,549 --> 00:08:15,417 Guys, couId I get through? Thanks! 151 00:08:16,620 --> 00:08:18,679 Now, be carefuI pIease. 152 00:08:18,756 --> 00:08:19,916 [grunting] 153 00:08:25,029 --> 00:08:26,587 Excuse me. 154 00:08:27,031 --> 00:08:28,658 [woman giggIing] 155 00:08:31,135 --> 00:08:32,295 [giggIing] 156 00:08:33,137 --> 00:08:36,629 It's aII right. She's my wife. Oh, I am. No kidding. 157 00:08:37,474 --> 00:08:39,032 Great costume. 158 00:08:40,144 --> 00:08:42,874 This isn't a costume. (NoIan) ReaIIy? 159 00:08:42,980 --> 00:08:44,242 You wear that shirt in pubIic? 160 00:08:44,315 --> 00:08:45,680 (Marge) NoIan. 161 00:08:45,749 --> 00:08:48,013 I'm F. Scott FitzgeraId. Thomas Magnum. 162 00:08:48,085 --> 00:08:51,452 And this is my wife, ZeIda. Yes, for the weekend, anyway. 163 00:08:51,889 --> 00:08:54,483 Oh, I don't mean I'm his wife for the weekend. I mean... 164 00:08:54,558 --> 00:08:56,617 we're Scott and ZeIda for the weekend and-- 165 00:08:56,694 --> 00:08:58,093 I got it. Yeah, some weekend. 166 00:08:58,162 --> 00:09:00,858 You know, we don't even know which rooms we're supposed to be in. 167 00:09:00,931 --> 00:09:02,057 There's been a sIight mix-up... 168 00:09:02,132 --> 00:09:03,599 but I'm gonna take care of that right now. 169 00:09:03,801 --> 00:09:05,132 I hope to heII so. 170 00:09:05,369 --> 00:09:06,802 (VaIerie) So do I. 171 00:09:07,371 --> 00:09:08,770 PIease teII me you're Magnum. 172 00:09:09,173 --> 00:09:10,868 PIease teII me what's going on. 173 00:09:11,475 --> 00:09:13,705 May I speak to you in private? 174 00:09:16,780 --> 00:09:20,079 Hey, give Robin a message from NoIan Atherton. 175 00:09:20,150 --> 00:09:22,618 Even for him, this is pretty Iousy treatment. 176 00:09:22,686 --> 00:09:24,449 I mean, for a $10,000 donation each... 177 00:09:24,521 --> 00:09:26,751 he shouId at Ieast be wiIIing to come out and taIk to his guests! 178 00:09:27,057 --> 00:09:29,787 Magnum, where have you been? I have been Iooking everywhere for you. 179 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:31,450 Where's Higgins? Wait a minute, wait. 180 00:09:31,528 --> 00:09:33,018 You mean, Robin is reaIIy-- 181 00:09:33,097 --> 00:09:34,894 I'm VaIerie Kane, his new assistant. 182 00:09:34,965 --> 00:09:36,660 Oh, what happened to the funny IittIe Iady... 183 00:09:36,734 --> 00:09:39,202 with the support stockings? Lousy shorthand. 184 00:09:39,270 --> 00:09:41,932 Magnum, pIease, you've got to do something about aII these VIPs. 185 00:09:42,006 --> 00:09:44,099 I've been going crazy-- I'm gonna straighten it out. 186 00:09:44,174 --> 00:09:47,200 I'II straighten it out. I just wanna taIk to Robin first. 187 00:09:47,278 --> 00:09:49,576 Are you serious, with that sign on the door? 188 00:09:50,247 --> 00:09:52,078 [typewriter cIicking] 189 00:09:52,883 --> 00:09:54,248 [shushing] 190 00:09:56,820 --> 00:09:58,344 But.... 191 00:09:59,423 --> 00:10:00,651 This is an emergency. 192 00:10:00,724 --> 00:10:02,555 Did anybody teII him about Higgins' accident? 193 00:10:02,626 --> 00:10:05,288 That he got a concussion? No one toId us anything. 194 00:10:05,362 --> 00:10:08,923 The Athertons arrived at the gate about two hours ago and then the others. 195 00:10:08,999 --> 00:10:10,694 But Robin said not to bother him with it... 196 00:10:10,768 --> 00:10:12,702 that you and Higgins wouId take care of everything. 197 00:10:12,770 --> 00:10:15,534 The Athertons. Scott and ZeIda, right? 198 00:10:16,307 --> 00:10:19,435 Magnum, don't you know your guests by their reaI names? 199 00:10:19,510 --> 00:10:22,206 NoIan Atherton is this week's best-seIIing noveIist. 200 00:10:22,279 --> 00:10:24,406 I know who they are, I did my homework. 201 00:10:24,481 --> 00:10:27,279 I just didn't know they'd get here five hours earIy, that's aII. 202 00:10:27,351 --> 00:10:29,785 You're responsibIe for a Iot of famous peopIe here. 203 00:10:29,853 --> 00:10:32,048 This is one of the biggest sociaI events of the season. 204 00:10:32,122 --> 00:10:35,353 I know that! So why is Robin in there instead of downstairs? 205 00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:39,021 PIease. Not right now. He's on a roII. 206 00:10:39,396 --> 00:10:41,296 He'II understand. This is important. 207 00:10:41,365 --> 00:10:42,855 So is his book. 208 00:10:42,933 --> 00:10:45,561 He's had a big bIock on this new noveI for weeks. 209 00:10:45,636 --> 00:10:48,196 Then this morning on the pIane it aII came together for him. 210 00:10:48,272 --> 00:10:50,638 But at the moment, the onIy thing on his mind... 211 00:10:50,708 --> 00:10:52,335 is meeting his deadIine. 212 00:10:52,409 --> 00:10:55,435 I wiII teII him about the accident the minute he buzzes me. 213 00:10:55,646 --> 00:10:57,011 You won't forget? 214 00:10:57,948 --> 00:10:59,142 I promise. 215 00:11:07,257 --> 00:11:09,157 Oh, and, Magnum... 216 00:11:10,594 --> 00:11:12,186 why don't you caII me VaIerie? 217 00:11:12,329 --> 00:11:13,921 Miss Kane sounds Iike you're addressing... 218 00:11:13,997 --> 00:11:16,693 that funny IittIe Iady with the support stockings. 219 00:11:17,201 --> 00:11:18,532 You'II Iet me know as soon as you taIk-- 220 00:11:18,602 --> 00:11:20,661 [Higgins chattering] 221 00:11:20,738 --> 00:11:22,433 To Robin. Excuse me. 222 00:11:23,173 --> 00:11:24,538 Excuse me. 223 00:11:25,909 --> 00:11:29,208 (Higgins) ''Since I am crept in favor with myseIf 224 00:11:29,279 --> 00:11:32,305 ''I wiII maintain me at some IittIe cost 225 00:11:32,883 --> 00:11:35,010 ''Shine out, fair sun... 226 00:11:35,085 --> 00:11:37,053 ''tiII I have found a gIass--'' Higgins! 227 00:11:37,121 --> 00:11:39,351 And here I aIways take a dramatic pause... 228 00:11:39,423 --> 00:11:40,651 and a deep breath. 229 00:11:40,758 --> 00:11:44,455 ''That I may see my shadow as I pass'' 230 00:11:44,828 --> 00:11:46,386 [aII cheering] 231 00:11:47,297 --> 00:11:49,891 Higgins, cut it out! The pIayacting is for the guests. 232 00:11:49,967 --> 00:11:51,059 Higgins? 233 00:11:51,301 --> 00:11:54,134 My ignorant Iad, that was Richard III. 234 00:11:54,371 --> 00:11:57,033 G.B. Shaw begged me to do the PygmaIion roIe... 235 00:11:57,107 --> 00:11:59,473 but, of course, I've no time for comedy. 236 00:11:59,610 --> 00:12:02,408 Higgins, come on. Stop kidding around and get back to bed! 237 00:12:02,479 --> 00:12:04,811 Back! Back, rogue! 238 00:12:04,915 --> 00:12:08,248 ''Onward for God, EngIand and Saint George!'' 239 00:12:09,386 --> 00:12:11,820 Fearing, darIing, that was wonderfuI. 240 00:12:12,156 --> 00:12:13,714 Wait a minute. Fearing? 241 00:12:13,791 --> 00:12:16,021 Even a resident of these backward isIands... 242 00:12:16,093 --> 00:12:17,924 must know this profiIe. 243 00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:21,255 I am Sir Fearing Pangborn... 244 00:12:21,632 --> 00:12:23,725 the worId's greatest tragedian... 245 00:12:24,501 --> 00:12:26,162 on continuous tour. 246 00:12:26,336 --> 00:12:27,701 [men grunting] 247 00:12:35,879 --> 00:12:39,007 And that, my friends, is three deaths to two! 248 00:12:39,783 --> 00:12:42,581 (Higgins) ''Come, for the third, Laertes; you but daIIy 249 00:12:42,653 --> 00:12:45,713 ''I pray you, pass with your best vioIence 250 00:12:45,789 --> 00:12:48,485 ''I am afeard you make a wanton of me 251 00:12:49,026 --> 00:12:51,290 ''How does the Queen?'' The Queen, Higgins? 252 00:12:51,361 --> 00:12:52,953 ''O, viIIainy! 253 00:12:53,030 --> 00:12:55,464 ''Ho! Iet the door be Iock'd Treachery!'' 254 00:12:55,966 --> 00:12:56,955 [yeIIing] 255 00:13:04,241 --> 00:13:06,209 BriIIiant performance... 256 00:13:06,710 --> 00:13:08,940 but exhausting. 257 00:13:15,886 --> 00:13:17,751 [peopIe chattering] 258 00:13:21,525 --> 00:13:25,017 (T.C.) Rick, you Iook so cute. I Iook stupid. 259 00:13:25,963 --> 00:13:27,487 You don't Iook stupid. 260 00:13:27,564 --> 00:13:29,896 I just don't know why you decided to come as AdoIf HitIer. 261 00:13:29,967 --> 00:13:31,559 He wasn't that weII known in the '20s. 262 00:13:31,635 --> 00:13:33,569 I'm CharIie ChapIin. 263 00:13:34,104 --> 00:13:37,505 Hey, man, I was just joking. Where's your sense of humor? 264 00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:39,371 I seem to have Iost it about an hour ago... 265 00:13:39,443 --> 00:13:40,842 when Thomas caIIed and insisted... 266 00:13:40,911 --> 00:13:42,469 that he needed us again! 267 00:13:42,546 --> 00:13:45,208 (Magnum) I do. This is serious, guys! 268 00:13:45,449 --> 00:13:46,473 Uh-huh. 269 00:13:46,550 --> 00:13:49,883 Higgins running around in a curtain doing Shakespeare's greatest hits. 270 00:13:49,953 --> 00:13:52,888 (Magnum) He's a sick man, T.C. He couId've kiIIed that guy. 271 00:13:52,990 --> 00:13:56,050 Okay, okay. Who are you supposed to be, anyway? OtheIIo? 272 00:13:56,293 --> 00:13:57,521 OtheIIo? 273 00:13:58,362 --> 00:14:01,798 PauI Robeson did not get his roIe in OtheIIo untiI the '40s. 274 00:14:01,865 --> 00:14:04,959 I am the Emperor Jones. Oh. 275 00:14:10,507 --> 00:14:11,735 What? 276 00:14:11,808 --> 00:14:14,572 I feeI much better. You Iook even dumber than me. 277 00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:18,372 I happen to be a famous genius from the '20s. 278 00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:22,380 Thomas Edison? DashieII Hammett. 279 00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:25,952 DashieII, the guy who wrote Sam Spade, he put shoe poIish on his head? 280 00:14:27,558 --> 00:14:31,494 He wrote The MaItese FaIcon and he was famous for his white hair. 281 00:14:31,562 --> 00:14:34,827 I did the best I couId. I'm gIad you guys find this so amusing. 282 00:14:34,898 --> 00:14:39,164 We got a reaI security probIem here. I thought I couId count on you guys to heIp. 283 00:14:39,236 --> 00:14:41,033 We're going to heIp. 284 00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:43,863 No, no, reaIIy, reaIIy, we are going to heIp. 285 00:14:44,474 --> 00:14:45,498 [Iaughing] 286 00:14:45,576 --> 00:14:47,168 Are you through? 287 00:14:51,048 --> 00:14:54,211 Now, there are two guests in particuIar I need you to keep an eye on. 288 00:14:54,284 --> 00:14:56,309 Inez Stuart? No. 289 00:14:56,453 --> 00:15:00,787 Lady Cynthia Warrington-Stout is wearing over $1 miIIion in diamonds... 290 00:15:00,857 --> 00:15:03,621 and Archer Hayes is foIIowing her around aII the time. 291 00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:05,059 Who is Archer Hayes? 292 00:15:05,128 --> 00:15:06,390 That's what I'd Iike to know. 293 00:15:06,463 --> 00:15:09,261 Everybody eIse on the guest Iist is famous, but him. 294 00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:12,200 He's dressed Iike Picasso. So just watch him, okay? 295 00:15:13,837 --> 00:15:15,168 What's that star for? 296 00:15:16,907 --> 00:15:18,704 Fearing Pangborn. 297 00:15:19,743 --> 00:15:22,268 (Higgins) Oh, my god. Fearing! 298 00:15:22,613 --> 00:15:24,808 Fearing? Fearing what? 299 00:15:24,881 --> 00:15:26,109 Magnum. Higgins. 300 00:15:26,183 --> 00:15:30,085 What on earth is going on? And why are Rick and T.C. in costume? 301 00:15:30,754 --> 00:15:32,915 (T.C.) Sorry, Higgins, but we've got to go. 302 00:15:33,590 --> 00:15:35,217 Don't want Cynthia to Iose the famiIy jeweIs. 303 00:15:35,292 --> 00:15:36,919 Just a moment, why are you in costume? 304 00:15:36,994 --> 00:15:38,291 Thomas wiII expIain everything. 305 00:15:38,362 --> 00:15:40,125 I certainIy hope so. 306 00:15:40,197 --> 00:15:43,689 Magnum, sureIy you didn't have the audacity to invite them to the Gatsby GaIa. 307 00:15:43,767 --> 00:15:44,893 Mr. Masters wouId be furious. 308 00:15:44,968 --> 00:15:46,765 They're here to Iend me a hand whiIe you're sick. 309 00:15:46,837 --> 00:15:48,429 And you are. You shouId be in bed. 310 00:15:48,505 --> 00:15:51,440 If you're referring to the unfortunate incident with the expIosives... 311 00:15:51,508 --> 00:15:53,203 my most serious wound is simpIe embarrassment. 312 00:15:53,276 --> 00:15:55,335 Otherwise, I'm fine. No, you don't understand. 313 00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:57,505 Fine, except for the fact that you've Ieft me in a most... 314 00:15:57,581 --> 00:15:59,242 deIicate and difficuIt situation. 315 00:15:59,316 --> 00:16:02,444 Why in heaven's name didn't you notify me when the guests arrived earIy? 316 00:16:02,519 --> 00:16:04,578 WeII, why in heaven's name didn't you teII me... 317 00:16:04,655 --> 00:16:06,384 they were arriving earIy in the first pIace? 318 00:16:06,456 --> 00:16:07,684 How wouId I know? 319 00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:11,626 It's the prerogative of the rich to arrive when and if they see fit. 320 00:16:11,995 --> 00:16:14,395 Then you didn't send out revised invitations? 321 00:16:14,464 --> 00:16:16,295 Magnum, I'm very busy pIacating the guests. 322 00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:18,197 Now, wiII you pIease send Rick and T.C. away... 323 00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:21,726 and assume the character of a reasonabIy competent security person? 324 00:16:21,805 --> 00:16:24,000 OnIy you and I wiII know you're acting. 325 00:16:28,345 --> 00:16:31,906 What on earth have you done to your hair? You Iook ridicuIous. 326 00:16:31,982 --> 00:16:34,177 I'm DashieII Hammett! 327 00:16:36,053 --> 00:16:39,955 Magnum, in the '20s, Hammett had very white, very distinguished sideburns. 328 00:16:40,090 --> 00:16:43,218 His hair was not Iaminated. 329 00:16:44,161 --> 00:16:48,325 If you want to Iook authentic, I suggest you remove that goop and start over. 330 00:17:02,379 --> 00:17:04,313 [crowd chattering] 331 00:17:19,396 --> 00:17:21,227 Miss Stuart? Miss Stuart? 332 00:17:22,065 --> 00:17:23,327 Yes? 333 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,831 Miss Inez Stuart. 334 00:17:28,638 --> 00:17:30,538 I'm PauI Robeson. 335 00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:34,336 WeII, in that case, I am Josephine Baker. 336 00:17:34,411 --> 00:17:36,902 Oh, no, no, you're definiteIy Inez. 337 00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:39,880 Look, Miss Stuart, I.... 338 00:17:40,217 --> 00:17:42,447 My sister, my twin sister.... 339 00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:45,488 Yeah, she was one of your biggest fans when you were dancing... 340 00:17:45,555 --> 00:17:48,956 and I was just wondering if you.... 341 00:17:50,494 --> 00:17:52,519 What's your sister's name? T.C. 342 00:17:54,798 --> 00:17:59,497 That's short for TheIma Catherine. She just goes by T.C. 343 00:17:59,703 --> 00:18:01,398 To T.C. 344 00:18:01,805 --> 00:18:03,568 Love... 345 00:18:03,673 --> 00:18:06,836 Inez Stuart. 346 00:18:07,444 --> 00:18:08,672 There you are. 347 00:18:10,213 --> 00:18:13,148 WeII, I finaIIy got.... 348 00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:15,078 I mean, my sister's gonna go crazy... 349 00:18:15,152 --> 00:18:19,111 when she finds out that I have gotten the autograph of Inez Stuart. 350 00:18:19,189 --> 00:18:20,281 (Rick) T.C.! 351 00:18:24,761 --> 00:18:28,390 We sometimes both go by T.C. It gets confusing on birthday presents. 352 00:18:29,166 --> 00:18:30,656 I can imagine. 353 00:18:33,537 --> 00:18:34,834 Bye. 354 00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,033 What the heII do you want? 355 00:18:38,108 --> 00:18:40,474 You made me Iook stupid in front of the Inez Stuart. 356 00:18:40,544 --> 00:18:41,977 Just forget the dancer, wiII you... 357 00:18:42,045 --> 00:18:44,104 and heIp me find that oId Lady Warrington-Stout broad. 358 00:18:44,781 --> 00:18:46,271 The one with aII the diamonds. 359 00:18:46,349 --> 00:18:48,977 I've been Iooking aII over the joint for her and I can't find her. 360 00:18:49,052 --> 00:18:51,577 That's okay, that's okay. I've been keeping an eye on her. 361 00:18:51,655 --> 00:18:52,986 She's right over there. 362 00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:55,889 That's her? 363 00:18:57,527 --> 00:18:59,961 See, just reIax. I'II handIe this. 364 00:19:04,301 --> 00:19:06,326 (NoIan) WeII, it seems Iike a very straightforward... 365 00:19:06,403 --> 00:19:07,597 uncompIicated question to me. 366 00:19:07,671 --> 00:19:10,936 (Cynthia) Yes, and I shaII be just as uncompIicated in answering. 367 00:19:11,007 --> 00:19:13,874 Pardon me. Lady Stout? Yes. 368 00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:17,277 May I have a word with you in private? AII right. 369 00:19:19,115 --> 00:19:20,582 Thank you. 370 00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:23,746 I thought you shouId know that I'm not a reguIar guest. 371 00:19:23,820 --> 00:19:27,085 I'm a chief security officer assigned to protect your many vaIuabIes. 372 00:19:27,691 --> 00:19:31,218 No, you must be mistaken. You see, I aIready have my own bodyguard. 373 00:19:31,294 --> 00:19:33,489 No, no, no, pIease. You see, I have a job to do. 374 00:19:33,563 --> 00:19:36,623 This weekend, wherever you go, I go. Come on. 375 00:19:38,068 --> 00:19:40,434 AII right, I'm going to the beach. 376 00:20:01,224 --> 00:20:05,058 Have you been protecting my things? What? Oh, yeah. 377 00:20:05,595 --> 00:20:07,256 Everything is right here. 378 00:20:07,330 --> 00:20:11,391 Your dress, your diamonds. I'm on the job. 379 00:20:12,035 --> 00:20:14,265 But it kept you from having a swim. 380 00:20:14,437 --> 00:20:16,667 No, I don't have any trunks anyway. 381 00:20:18,475 --> 00:20:21,501 Lady Cynthia, that's not exactIy a 1920 bathing suit, is it? 382 00:20:22,712 --> 00:20:26,170 HardIy, no. I go aIong with this Gatsby thing just-- 383 00:20:26,249 --> 00:20:29,412 Yeah, when you've got.... What I mean is.... 384 00:20:29,986 --> 00:20:33,251 WeII, modern bathing suits, a Iot more safer. 385 00:20:34,424 --> 00:20:36,153 Gee, I say everything wrong when I.... 386 00:20:36,226 --> 00:20:39,161 I get so tongue-tied when I reaIIy Iike somebody. 387 00:20:39,596 --> 00:20:41,564 I think it's refreshing. 388 00:20:42,832 --> 00:20:44,697 You do? Mmm-hmm. 389 00:20:48,605 --> 00:20:51,870 We'd better be getting back. There's something I need to take care of. 390 00:20:51,942 --> 00:20:53,000 What? 391 00:20:53,510 --> 00:20:56,035 It doesn't matter. Yes, it does. 392 00:20:56,112 --> 00:20:57,773 Lady Cynthia, I-- 393 00:21:17,701 --> 00:21:19,362 [VaIerie Iaughing] 394 00:21:21,204 --> 00:21:24,901 Sorry, but you Iook Iike a pair of Pat Boone's oId shoes. 395 00:21:24,975 --> 00:21:26,704 WouId you forget about my hair, aII right? 396 00:21:26,776 --> 00:21:29,370 I was trying to make distinguished, white sideburns and I.... 397 00:21:29,446 --> 00:21:31,004 VaIerie, just buzz Robin! 398 00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:34,949 I did. I expIained to him about Higgins and how upset the guests were... 399 00:21:35,018 --> 00:21:37,680 but I got the same answer, don't bother him. 400 00:21:37,754 --> 00:21:39,847 Miss Kane. What happened to VaIerie? 401 00:21:39,923 --> 00:21:42,756 What happened to Robin? DeadIines are not that important to the man! 402 00:21:42,826 --> 00:21:45,624 He has never met one. Now, are you going to open that door open or am I? 403 00:21:45,695 --> 00:21:47,060 It's your neck. 404 00:21:48,164 --> 00:21:52,533 Robin? Robin, no, wait! It's Magnum! He says it's absoIuteIy urgent that.... 405 00:21:53,403 --> 00:21:54,631 Robin? 406 00:21:59,509 --> 00:22:02,342 Look, why don't you just Ieave him a note? 407 00:22:02,779 --> 00:22:04,212 No! Magnum, wait! 408 00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:07,113 He wiII reaIIy get upset if you go in there. PIease. 409 00:22:09,519 --> 00:22:12,079 Where in heaven's name have you been, Morgan? 410 00:22:12,322 --> 00:22:15,291 I'm not in the habit of having to search for my dresser. 411 00:22:15,358 --> 00:22:18,521 Your incompetence may very weII have made me Iate for my matinee. 412 00:22:18,762 --> 00:22:21,560 Where is my transportation to the theatre? 413 00:22:22,098 --> 00:22:23,656 Excuse me. 414 00:22:24,167 --> 00:22:25,395 Excuse you. 415 00:22:27,137 --> 00:22:31,005 Such beauty may be excused the sins of the ages. 416 00:22:32,275 --> 00:22:34,903 Fearing, this is VaIerie Kane. 417 00:22:34,978 --> 00:22:38,209 VaIerie, this is Fearing Pangborn. Sir Fearing Pangborn. 418 00:22:38,348 --> 00:22:41,613 Sir Fearing Pangborn, the worId's greatest tragedian. 419 00:22:41,684 --> 00:22:43,413 On continuous tour. 420 00:22:43,953 --> 00:22:46,513 Come, IoveIy creature and sit with me on the couch. 421 00:22:46,589 --> 00:22:50,150 I shaII grant you the interview that I know your readers crave. 422 00:22:50,593 --> 00:22:53,153 Oh, no, I'm not a reporter. 423 00:22:53,830 --> 00:22:58,426 And I am not a great actor. We shaII both teII Iover's Iies. 424 00:22:58,868 --> 00:22:59,926 Fearing. 425 00:23:00,303 --> 00:23:03,204 Yes, Morgan? It's Magnum! 426 00:23:03,473 --> 00:23:04,838 What's in a name? 427 00:23:05,341 --> 00:23:07,775 Now, my dear, where shaII we begin? 428 00:23:07,844 --> 00:23:09,675 I reaIize it's a difficuIt question... 429 00:23:09,746 --> 00:23:12,510 when confronted with a Iife as fascinating as mine. 430 00:23:13,349 --> 00:23:16,785 Fearing. You're Iate for your matinee, remember? 431 00:23:18,054 --> 00:23:19,180 True. 432 00:23:19,355 --> 00:23:23,792 But never fear, my fawning beauty. You shaII have your interview. 433 00:23:23,860 --> 00:23:26,954 You'II come to my room after this evening's performance. 434 00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:30,431 We'II taIk over dinner Iate into the night. 435 00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:34,732 Fearing, your taxi's waiting to take you to the theatre. 436 00:23:34,804 --> 00:23:37,102 Your audience is trembIing with anticipation. 437 00:23:37,173 --> 00:23:38,538 So am I. 438 00:23:40,043 --> 00:23:44,036 FareweII, my dear, untiI this evening. 439 00:23:48,952 --> 00:23:51,785 Come to the room with the star on the door. 440 00:23:51,888 --> 00:23:56,621 We'II taIk through the night and at the dawn turn as one and say: 441 00:23:56,759 --> 00:23:59,455 ''What Iight through yonder window breaks?'' 442 00:24:08,138 --> 00:24:10,663 Higgins? No. 443 00:24:10,974 --> 00:24:14,740 Fearing Pangborn in Higgins' body and Robin's smoking jacket. 444 00:24:14,811 --> 00:24:17,211 Look, I'd better go get him to bed before he scares somebody eIse. 445 00:24:17,547 --> 00:24:20,072 I'II be back. I hope you'II be around at dinnertime. 446 00:24:20,283 --> 00:24:23,275 I mean, in case the amorous Fearing shows up again. 447 00:24:25,054 --> 00:24:29,081 There you are! WeII, caII the cops, Mr. Security. 448 00:24:29,159 --> 00:24:32,458 CharIie ChapIin just stoIe $20,000 from my room! 449 00:24:33,863 --> 00:24:38,163 Atherton, that's not possibIe. Rick is here heIping me with security this weekend. 450 00:24:38,701 --> 00:24:41,534 Some security. WeII, what were you doing with that kind of cash? 451 00:24:41,604 --> 00:24:44,664 Don't change the subject. Are you gonna caII the cops or am I? 452 00:24:45,308 --> 00:24:47,469 Yoo-hoo, NoIan. Where have you been? 453 00:24:47,544 --> 00:24:50,980 Fixing a drink. I didn't think you'd notice. 454 00:24:51,381 --> 00:24:53,406 When was the Iast time you saw the money? 455 00:24:53,483 --> 00:24:55,883 This morning. $20,000 in $100 biIIs. 456 00:24:55,952 --> 00:24:58,079 And who eIse knows the money's missing? Everybody. 457 00:24:58,154 --> 00:25:01,021 You think I'm going to keep quiet about a thing Iike this? 458 00:25:01,624 --> 00:25:03,114 Your friend took it, aII right. 459 00:25:03,193 --> 00:25:05,559 He's been skuIking around in the haIIs with those baggy pants. 460 00:25:05,628 --> 00:25:07,755 Very convenient for hiding aII that money. 461 00:25:07,830 --> 00:25:10,663 Now, caII the cops! Oh, NoIan, pIease. 462 00:25:10,767 --> 00:25:14,533 You bring them into this, we get the press as weII. Just Ieave it aIone. 463 00:25:14,604 --> 00:25:17,129 You were gonna give the money away, anyway. 464 00:25:17,207 --> 00:25:20,973 Don't you think a check wouId have been simpIer for your donation this weekend? 465 00:25:21,044 --> 00:25:24,377 Oh, weII, you see, Scott and ZeIda Iiked deaIing in cash, so we thought-- 466 00:25:24,447 --> 00:25:26,540 Look, never mind aII that. 467 00:25:26,649 --> 00:25:29,584 Your security man took it! No, I didn't! 468 00:25:29,652 --> 00:25:30,812 Hey, teII him to back off! 469 00:25:30,887 --> 00:25:33,481 Here's your IittIe sneak thief. I found him in Lady Cynthia's room. 470 00:25:33,556 --> 00:25:35,615 He's accusing me of steaIing $20,000! Now, teII him who I am. 471 00:25:35,692 --> 00:25:36,852 I know who you are. What I don't know... 472 00:25:36,926 --> 00:25:38,052 is what you're doing in Lady Cynthia's-- 473 00:25:38,127 --> 00:25:40,618 Archer, that's enough! Rick'II expIain what he was doing in her room... 474 00:25:40,697 --> 00:25:42,790 when you expIain why you were foIIowing her around. 475 00:25:42,865 --> 00:25:45,891 I'm her private bodyguard. She'II verify it, when we find her. 476 00:25:45,969 --> 00:25:47,800 Some bodyguard. Thomas, I don't know where she is. 477 00:25:47,870 --> 00:25:49,167 I went in her room to check on her... 478 00:25:49,239 --> 00:25:50,672 and this wiId man here jumps with... 479 00:25:50,740 --> 00:25:52,799 some stupid crack about me steaIing $20,000. 480 00:25:52,875 --> 00:25:54,172 Yeah, my money! Where is it? 481 00:25:54,244 --> 00:25:57,338 Look, if you reaIIy are her security man, why aren't you doing your job? 482 00:25:57,413 --> 00:26:00,007 She was never out of my sight untiI she went into her room. 483 00:26:00,083 --> 00:26:02,711 This drooIing ChapIin seemed harmIess enough. 484 00:26:02,785 --> 00:26:05,583 Now, just a minute-- Rick, Rick. Come on. 485 00:26:05,722 --> 00:26:07,986 She's probabIy upstairs in the bathroom or something. 486 00:26:08,057 --> 00:26:10,457 Waste your time if you Iike. I'm gonna check the grounds. 487 00:26:10,526 --> 00:26:13,120 Now, hoId on, the Iady can wait! What about my money? 488 00:26:15,531 --> 00:26:17,692 (Higgins) ''O iII-starr'd wench!'' 489 00:26:18,067 --> 00:26:19,762 ''PaIe as thy smock! 490 00:26:20,903 --> 00:26:23,064 ''When we shaII meet at compt 491 00:26:23,606 --> 00:26:28,236 ''This Iook of thine wiII hurI my souI from heaven 492 00:26:28,544 --> 00:26:31,138 ''and fiends wiII snatch at it'' 493 00:26:31,214 --> 00:26:34,479 Fearing, what are you doing? You have a matinee, remember? 494 00:26:34,550 --> 00:26:38,816 I am doing the matinee, you fooI. Now, go away, Morgan. 495 00:26:38,888 --> 00:26:41,721 Fearing, no. You're not in-- (Higgins) PIease. 496 00:26:42,525 --> 00:26:47,326 ''CoId, coId, my girI! Even Iike thy chastity 497 00:26:49,465 --> 00:26:51,956 ''O! cursed sIave 498 00:26:52,101 --> 00:26:55,901 ''Whip me, ye deviIs From the possession of this heavenIy sight! 499 00:26:56,005 --> 00:26:57,700 ''BIow me about in winds! 500 00:26:57,774 --> 00:26:59,639 ''Roast me in suIphur! 501 00:26:59,742 --> 00:27:03,872 ''Wash me in steep-down guIfs of Iiquid fire! 502 00:27:04,047 --> 00:27:06,208 ''O Desdemona! 503 00:27:06,382 --> 00:27:08,976 ''Desdemona! dead! 504 00:27:09,085 --> 00:27:13,681 ''Oh! Oh! Oh! 505 00:27:14,424 --> 00:27:16,949 ''An honorabIe murderer, if you wiII 506 00:27:17,026 --> 00:27:19,392 ''For nought I did in hate 507 00:27:19,462 --> 00:27:21,953 ''but aII in honor'' 508 00:27:28,471 --> 00:27:30,029 [woman chattering on poIice radio] 509 00:27:30,273 --> 00:27:31,501 (man) Okay, come on, foIks... 510 00:27:31,574 --> 00:27:33,303 pIease give us some room. Come on. 511 00:27:34,944 --> 00:27:36,468 (Tanaka) No deaIs, Magnum. 512 00:27:36,546 --> 00:27:38,480 Come on, Lieutenant. We're taIking about Higgins. 513 00:27:38,548 --> 00:27:40,482 Do you honestIy think he's capabIe of murder? 514 00:27:40,550 --> 00:27:43,678 Somebody's trying to set him up. I just need some time to figure out who. 515 00:27:43,753 --> 00:27:45,015 I can't. 516 00:27:46,022 --> 00:27:47,455 So Iong, Magnum. 517 00:27:47,523 --> 00:27:51,152 Reports to fiIe and I haven't sIept in nearIy two days. 518 00:27:51,227 --> 00:27:53,422 Me, either. Lieutenant... 519 00:27:53,763 --> 00:27:56,755 How many of those Agatha Christies did you watch? 520 00:27:57,734 --> 00:28:01,898 Five. I missed the first one. Didn't get out of the office untiI quiet Iate. 521 00:28:02,004 --> 00:28:03,130 I've got it. 522 00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:06,208 Huh? First one. 523 00:28:06,275 --> 00:28:07,936 I got it on tape. 524 00:28:08,578 --> 00:28:10,239 Here it is. 525 00:28:11,447 --> 00:28:14,541 I suppose, I couId Ioan it to you. 526 00:28:17,587 --> 00:28:19,748 They have a machine at the station. 527 00:28:19,822 --> 00:28:23,349 Yeah, but you'II be so busy fiIIing out aII those reports. 528 00:28:25,962 --> 00:28:27,759 Two hours. DeaI! 529 00:28:28,965 --> 00:28:31,627 When I bring this back, I'm bringing a warrant. 530 00:28:31,701 --> 00:28:35,000 In the meantime, my men are posted outside the gates. 531 00:28:35,605 --> 00:28:39,063 And nobody Ieaves. Right. 532 00:28:40,276 --> 00:28:43,268 (Archer) I demand to know why I wasn't aIIowed to taIk to the poIice. 533 00:28:43,346 --> 00:28:46,474 Archer, he'II be back. He'II take statements from everybody. 534 00:28:46,649 --> 00:28:50,813 I'm warning you, this cover-up for Higgins wiII be duIy noted to the authorities. 535 00:28:50,887 --> 00:28:54,015 We don't even know yet if it was murder. There were no marks on the body. 536 00:28:54,090 --> 00:28:55,352 How nice of you to teII me that. 537 00:28:55,425 --> 00:28:58,519 Perhaps you couId aIso teII me why I wasn't aIIowed to examine the body. 538 00:28:58,594 --> 00:29:01,825 I think you shouId take that up with Lieutenant Tanaka when he comes back. 539 00:29:01,898 --> 00:29:02,922 You bet I wiII. 540 00:29:02,999 --> 00:29:05,797 I have some interesting things to teII him about your friend Rick... 541 00:29:05,868 --> 00:29:07,802 or have you aIready informed the poIice... 542 00:29:07,870 --> 00:29:10,600 that he was found with his hand in the money jar? 543 00:29:10,673 --> 00:29:13,437 I don't have to answer to you. You got a probIem, taIk to the poIice. 544 00:29:13,509 --> 00:29:15,977 In the meantime, I have an investigation to run. 545 00:29:16,946 --> 00:29:18,140 Magnum? 546 00:29:20,216 --> 00:29:23,276 Why wasn't Higgins arrested? For what? 547 00:29:23,453 --> 00:29:26,889 PIaying OtheIIo? I toId you, they don't actuaIIy have a crime yet. 548 00:29:27,123 --> 00:29:29,853 What about Lady Cynthia's missing jeweIs? 549 00:29:29,959 --> 00:29:32,120 WeII, they certainIy didn't find them in Higgins' room. 550 00:29:33,029 --> 00:29:37,398 Is there any Iaw against me continuing the search? 551 00:29:38,067 --> 00:29:39,056 No. 552 00:29:40,336 --> 00:29:41,462 Thanks. 553 00:30:04,093 --> 00:30:06,618 (Magnum) I had to accept the fact that Fearing Pangborn... 554 00:30:06,696 --> 00:30:08,459 couId have gotten carried away. 555 00:30:08,531 --> 00:30:11,329 But somewhere in aII that madness, he was stiII Higgins... 556 00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,163 with Higgins' conscience. 557 00:30:13,236 --> 00:30:15,500 A conscience that I was convinced wouId stop him... 558 00:30:15,571 --> 00:30:18,062 short of doing any harm to a defenseIess girI. 559 00:30:18,407 --> 00:30:21,035 So if he didn't do it, he was set up. 560 00:30:21,377 --> 00:30:25,074 But by whom? Any suggestions, Miss MarpIe? 561 00:30:25,181 --> 00:30:27,081 (woman on TV) It simpIy can't be true about the CoIoneI. 562 00:30:27,149 --> 00:30:29,379 I've known him for 45 years. 563 00:30:29,986 --> 00:30:32,648 [mimicking man on TV] Are you so shocked that he has enemies? 564 00:30:32,755 --> 00:30:35,087 [mimicking woman] FrankIy, I never thought of such a man... 565 00:30:35,157 --> 00:30:36,385 having friend or a foe. 566 00:30:36,459 --> 00:30:38,017 [mimicking woman] DonaId, are you suggesting-- 567 00:30:38,094 --> 00:30:39,186 [mimicking man] Suggesting? No, my dear... 568 00:30:39,262 --> 00:30:41,196 I am mereIy stating a fact that the CoIoneI is... 569 00:30:41,264 --> 00:30:44,256 deepIy resented in certain important circIes. 570 00:30:44,767 --> 00:30:47,964 A resentment strong enough to wish him harm? 571 00:30:48,137 --> 00:30:49,968 Perhaps we shouId change the subject. 572 00:30:50,039 --> 00:30:51,199 [mimicking woman] No! 573 00:30:51,274 --> 00:30:54,107 (woman on TV) PIease go on, you think that someone has actuaIIy... 574 00:30:54,176 --> 00:30:56,940 pIanned the CoIoneI's downfaII? 575 00:30:57,413 --> 00:31:00,780 (man on TV) I think that deep wounds heaI very sIowIy. 576 00:31:01,417 --> 00:31:02,679 More tea? 577 00:31:07,123 --> 00:31:09,717 Thanks guys, Iet's get some rest. 578 00:31:12,261 --> 00:31:13,626 [door opening] 579 00:31:13,796 --> 00:31:14,785 Thomas. 580 00:31:14,897 --> 00:31:18,094 T.C., I am about to cIear the name of Jonathan QuayIe Higgins. 581 00:31:18,167 --> 00:31:20,897 That's great. Can you do anything for Fearing Pangborn? 582 00:31:20,970 --> 00:31:24,337 (Higgins) ''...but were I Brutus And Brutus Antony... 583 00:31:24,407 --> 00:31:28,002 ''there were an Antony WouId ruffIe up your spirits... 584 00:31:28,077 --> 00:31:31,604 ''and put a tongue In every wound of Caesar... 585 00:31:31,681 --> 00:31:34,479 ''that shouId move The stones of Rome... 586 00:31:34,550 --> 00:31:37,383 ''to rise and mutiny'' 587 00:31:37,453 --> 00:31:39,114 Isn't there something you can do about this? 588 00:31:39,188 --> 00:31:41,213 The man is acting as if nothing has happened. 589 00:31:41,290 --> 00:31:43,485 We'II take care of it, Miss Stuart. 590 00:31:43,559 --> 00:31:45,151 Come on, Magnum. 591 00:31:45,294 --> 00:31:46,818 [guests appIauding] 592 00:31:48,431 --> 00:31:50,831 Fearing, you have to stop. 593 00:31:51,267 --> 00:31:53,201 Morgan, pIease. 594 00:31:53,903 --> 00:31:56,394 For my encore seIection... Fearing! 595 00:31:56,472 --> 00:32:00,704 ...the roIe of Macbeth, Act 2, Scene 1 ! Fearing! 596 00:32:01,344 --> 00:32:02,675 We've got to get him back to his room. 597 00:32:02,745 --> 00:32:06,203 ''Is this a dagger which I see before me?'' 598 00:32:08,651 --> 00:32:09,948 [woman screaming] 599 00:32:16,892 --> 00:32:18,291 Critics. 600 00:32:39,982 --> 00:32:41,540 Hi! 601 00:32:43,853 --> 00:32:47,118 You're not even breathing hard. No. 602 00:32:48,190 --> 00:32:52,559 Oh, I'm sorry, do you generally provoke that response in women? 603 00:32:52,628 --> 00:32:54,391 Let me see your Iegs. Let you what? 604 00:32:54,463 --> 00:32:57,455 Just stick them out there, where I can see them. 605 00:33:01,537 --> 00:33:05,769 You reaIIy do miss that funny IittIe Iady with the support stockings, don't you? 606 00:33:10,312 --> 00:33:14,305 Somebody in a ChapIin outfit just tried to kiII Higgins. 607 00:33:15,184 --> 00:33:18,551 VaIerie, I think it's time you toId me what you were doing here. 608 00:33:19,555 --> 00:33:21,546 I'm working for Robin. 609 00:33:21,691 --> 00:33:23,454 WeII, suppose we ask him that. 610 00:33:23,659 --> 00:33:28,153 Magnum, I'm sorry, he Ieft. I don't know what's gotten into him. 611 00:33:28,264 --> 00:33:31,597 He said he was going to the Iibrary. Research. 612 00:33:31,667 --> 00:33:33,931 I didn't beIieve it, but-- I don't either. 613 00:33:34,003 --> 00:33:35,095 What? 614 00:33:40,242 --> 00:33:44,372 If you knew anything about Robin, you'd know that he never does research. 615 00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:46,175 He was never here. 616 00:33:47,616 --> 00:33:51,882 I've never met the man, not even by teIephone. 617 00:33:54,690 --> 00:33:57,853 (VaIerie) AII right, so I toId a coupIe of IittIe white Iies. 618 00:33:57,927 --> 00:33:59,622 It doesn't make me a murderer. 619 00:33:59,695 --> 00:34:03,358 Look, I know you're not going to beIieve me, but I was going to teII you the truth. 620 00:34:03,432 --> 00:34:07,698 Okay, not at first, but after I got to know you, I started feeIing Iike a creep. 621 00:34:08,137 --> 00:34:10,401 I decided that as soon as I got out of here with my scoop... 622 00:34:10,473 --> 00:34:13,135 I was gonna caII you up and I was gonna teII you the whoIe truth. 623 00:34:13,209 --> 00:34:16,542 You reaIIy expect me to beIieve you went to aII that troubIe just to get a job? 624 00:34:16,946 --> 00:34:19,847 It wasn't just the job! It was a scoop! 625 00:34:19,915 --> 00:34:22,941 Robin Masters' annuaI Great Gatsby GaIa... 626 00:34:23,185 --> 00:34:25,619 with aII the gossip and intrigue that goes aIong with it. 627 00:34:25,688 --> 00:34:28,054 It may sound dumb to you, but the NationaI Intruder said... 628 00:34:28,124 --> 00:34:31,616 that if I got any gory detaiIs, they'd give me a staff job. 629 00:34:34,663 --> 00:34:37,689 What eIse have you done that you haven't toId me about? 630 00:34:38,234 --> 00:34:39,394 [door opening] 631 00:34:40,269 --> 00:34:41,293 [groans] 632 00:34:41,370 --> 00:34:43,964 I was guarding Higgins' door, somebody hit me from behind. 633 00:34:44,039 --> 00:34:46,507 What? WeII, it wasn't me. 634 00:34:46,942 --> 00:34:48,170 Can I pIease just Ieave? 635 00:34:48,244 --> 00:34:51,543 No, I'm afraid not. Right now, you're a prime murder suspect. 636 00:34:51,614 --> 00:34:55,641 You attacked Cindy? No! You can't keep me here. 637 00:34:55,818 --> 00:34:59,185 WeII, you try and Ieave, you'II have to get past Lieutenant Tanaka's men. 638 00:34:59,255 --> 00:35:00,415 I don't know what happened to Higgins. 639 00:35:00,489 --> 00:35:01,478 [door opening] 640 00:35:03,259 --> 00:35:04,317 Thomas. 641 00:35:04,393 --> 00:35:07,590 Morgan, what is the meaning of this? 642 00:35:07,696 --> 00:35:10,688 I went in to take my customary after matinee bath... 643 00:35:10,766 --> 00:35:12,996 and the WC appeared to be Ieaking. 644 00:35:13,102 --> 00:35:16,196 NaturaIIy, I couIdn't find you anywhere, as usuaI. 645 00:35:16,272 --> 00:35:19,730 So, I opened the Iid of the tank and discovered this. 646 00:35:19,809 --> 00:35:21,504 I figured you shouId know. 647 00:35:22,144 --> 00:35:23,168 [whispering] Higgins. 648 00:35:23,245 --> 00:35:27,944 WiII you kindIy teII me what aII this money and jeweIry is doing in my bathroom? 649 00:35:28,017 --> 00:35:30,042 Why don't you teII us aII? 650 00:35:34,990 --> 00:35:37,151 (Magnum) I figured I stiII had about a haIf an hour... 651 00:35:37,226 --> 00:35:40,218 before Tanaka returned with a warrant for Higgins' arrest. 652 00:35:40,329 --> 00:35:42,422 I couId onIy hope that, that wouId be enough time... 653 00:35:42,498 --> 00:35:45,899 to find the cIue to the ''oId wound that was heaIing sIowIy. '' 654 00:35:45,968 --> 00:35:49,369 You better do something fast. A Iot of peopIe want to get out of here. 655 00:35:49,972 --> 00:35:52,133 Did you know that 1 1 ... 656 00:35:52,208 --> 00:35:55,644 of the peopIe here this weekend have been here before? 657 00:35:55,811 --> 00:35:57,836 WeII, Thomas, that's reaI interesting, except that this... 658 00:35:57,913 --> 00:36:00,541 isn't exactIy the best time to be gathering trivia. 659 00:36:00,616 --> 00:36:02,106 You think one of them has a motive? 660 00:36:02,184 --> 00:36:04,277 A handfuI of them have had run-ins with Higgins. 661 00:36:04,353 --> 00:36:07,379 The CoIoneI is deepIy resented in high pIaces. 662 00:36:07,456 --> 00:36:08,445 Who's the CoIoneI? 663 00:36:08,524 --> 00:36:10,651 This guest register that Higgins made notes in... 664 00:36:10,726 --> 00:36:12,421 just might contain the cIue to cIear him. 665 00:36:12,494 --> 00:36:13,654 Magnum? 666 00:36:15,097 --> 00:36:17,088 What are you doing? Why are you at the desk? 667 00:36:17,166 --> 00:36:19,999 Nothing, I'm just Iooking for something I mispIaced. 668 00:36:21,070 --> 00:36:24,506 Yes, weII, perhaps if you teII me what it is, I can.... 669 00:36:27,209 --> 00:36:29,040 What on earth are these? 670 00:36:29,111 --> 00:36:31,443 Oh, those are just some invitations I coIIected from the guests. 671 00:36:31,513 --> 00:36:33,447 I didn't know what to do with them, so I put them-- 672 00:36:33,515 --> 00:36:35,847 You couIdn't possibIy have coIIected these. 673 00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:40,115 They're over 10 years oId. 674 00:36:43,092 --> 00:36:45,925 How odd! They have today's date on them. 675 00:36:49,265 --> 00:36:52,200 CouId I possibIy have made such a mistake? 676 00:36:53,669 --> 00:36:57,400 No, I threw away aII of the Jamison stock years ago. 677 00:36:57,473 --> 00:36:58,497 Jamison? 678 00:36:58,574 --> 00:37:01,270 My predecessor, LoweII Xavier Jamison. 679 00:37:01,343 --> 00:37:04,312 You see? Jamison's initiaIs, L.X.J. 680 00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:07,005 The current ones, of course, have my initiaIs on them. 681 00:37:07,082 --> 00:37:09,676 This guy, Jamison, what do you know about him? 682 00:37:09,752 --> 00:37:11,617 WeII, I never actuaIIy met the man. 683 00:37:11,687 --> 00:37:15,020 If it's important to you, perhaps you shouId speak to Mr. Masters about him. 684 00:37:15,090 --> 00:37:18,287 WeII, that's great. We aII we know he's somewhere in Greece. 685 00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:20,726 Yes, at the KasteIIian Resort on Crete. 686 00:37:20,796 --> 00:37:24,197 You know where he is? WeII, of course. 687 00:37:24,266 --> 00:37:28,066 WeII, I suggest you caII him. Now! PIease! 688 00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:32,803 (Tanaka) Too Iate, Magnum. 689 00:37:33,509 --> 00:37:35,670 Your time is up. Lieutenant. 690 00:37:38,213 --> 00:37:41,205 Did you ever hear about the case of the Red Faced Thespian? 691 00:37:46,388 --> 00:37:48,413 (Magnum) WeII, I suppose... 692 00:37:48,490 --> 00:37:50,890 you're wondering why I asked you aII here? 693 00:37:53,495 --> 00:37:56,931 Everyone here in this room knows... 694 00:37:56,999 --> 00:37:58,933 that a murder was committed here this weekend. 695 00:37:59,001 --> 00:38:01,492 One of you knows who did it. 696 00:38:02,905 --> 00:38:05,066 Let's caII this caper... 697 00:38:05,140 --> 00:38:07,608 ''The Case of the Red Faced Thespian.'' 698 00:38:08,477 --> 00:38:13,073 I can't beIieve you're treating Lady Cynthia's death in this ridicuIous fashion. 699 00:38:13,515 --> 00:38:15,779 Lieutenant, I want to make a statement of the events... 700 00:38:15,851 --> 00:38:18,046 that have transpired over these Iast few hours. 701 00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:21,055 Let's hear him out. Thank you. 702 00:38:22,992 --> 00:38:24,016 [Magnum sighing] 703 00:38:24,093 --> 00:38:28,086 Lieutenant Tanaka is here to arrest Higgins for the murder... 704 00:38:28,364 --> 00:38:31,231 of Lady Cynthia Warrington-Stout. But... 705 00:38:31,967 --> 00:38:34,595 is it possibIe that someone eIse is invoIved? 706 00:38:34,837 --> 00:38:38,295 Someone who might have sent those revised invitations... 707 00:38:38,374 --> 00:38:41,707 might have stoIen the money and the diamonds, might even... 708 00:38:42,077 --> 00:38:44,204 have gone as far as murder... 709 00:38:45,948 --> 00:38:48,883 just to make Higgins Iook incompetent... 710 00:38:50,119 --> 00:38:53,247 appear guiIty, and thus become... 711 00:38:53,922 --> 00:38:55,412 the Red Faced Thespian? 712 00:38:55,491 --> 00:38:58,483 We shaII soon find out. I certainIy hope so. 713 00:38:59,094 --> 00:39:02,860 Oh, come on. What possibIe motive couId anybody-- Revenge, NoIan. 714 00:39:03,799 --> 00:39:05,858 You shouId understand that, right? 715 00:39:09,505 --> 00:39:10,972 This is the... 716 00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:14,000 Robin's Nest guest register. 717 00:39:14,076 --> 00:39:17,773 AII the names of peopIe invited here, over the Iast 10 years... 718 00:39:17,846 --> 00:39:22,010 with IittIe personaI notations made after some of the names. 719 00:39:22,084 --> 00:39:25,110 The notations of Jonathan QuayIe Higgins. 720 00:39:25,187 --> 00:39:29,089 See, he knew which of the guests might have reason to disIike him and why. 721 00:39:29,725 --> 00:39:32,956 Remember, oId wounds heaI sIowIy. 722 00:39:33,662 --> 00:39:35,152 I was never even invited. 723 00:39:35,230 --> 00:39:38,324 PreciseIy, VaIerie, you're not even in the book. 724 00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:42,666 No visibIe motive unIess I must concIude that aIthough she is undoubtedIy... 725 00:39:42,738 --> 00:39:45,764 guiIty of a few character assassinations in print... 726 00:39:45,874 --> 00:39:48,308 VaIerie is probabIy no murderer. 727 00:39:49,912 --> 00:39:52,346 This is absurd. If you think I'm going to stay here-- 728 00:39:52,414 --> 00:39:54,541 Inez Stuart, on the other hand.... 729 00:39:57,419 --> 00:40:00,616 AII right. So I've been here a few times... 730 00:40:01,090 --> 00:40:03,285 probabIy written up in that stupid book. 731 00:40:03,358 --> 00:40:07,692 Let's see, the motive. Yes, I had a grudge against Higgins! 732 00:40:12,434 --> 00:40:16,302 When the fiIm version of Babes in BabyIon was made... 733 00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:21,232 I begged Robin to Iet me pIay the part of the tempestuous dancer. 734 00:40:22,478 --> 00:40:24,969 But he said I was wrong for the part. 735 00:40:26,014 --> 00:40:28,949 So, I went to Higgins with a pIan to... 736 00:40:29,551 --> 00:40:34,250 trick Robin to Ietting me pIay the part. He refused. 737 00:40:34,823 --> 00:40:38,122 That movie wouId have meant my triumphant comeback. 738 00:40:40,095 --> 00:40:42,723 You're damn right. I owe that butIer one! 739 00:40:42,798 --> 00:40:45,392 But not murder. You're right. 740 00:40:45,868 --> 00:40:48,530 On hearing a recap of the incident, wouId we... 741 00:40:48,937 --> 00:40:52,270 reaIIy caII this an oId wound heaIing sIowIy? 742 00:40:52,908 --> 00:40:53,966 Let's see. 743 00:40:54,042 --> 00:40:56,943 That brings us to.... 744 00:41:03,285 --> 00:41:05,845 You're not going to bring up that ridicuIous nonsense... 745 00:41:05,921 --> 00:41:08,048 about the sIander suit, are you? 746 00:41:08,857 --> 00:41:12,190 Higgins writes that Robin made some... 747 00:41:12,828 --> 00:41:17,663 unfortunate pubIic comments about the quaIity of your writing... 748 00:41:18,267 --> 00:41:20,428 and about the state of your marriage to Marge. 749 00:41:20,502 --> 00:41:23,665 So I fiIed a sIander suit. Which you had to drop. 750 00:41:24,439 --> 00:41:27,704 Because Higgins couId verify that you had been here at the estate... 751 00:41:27,776 --> 00:41:31,212 on a number of occasions with your protégés. 752 00:41:32,347 --> 00:41:34,247 CIearIy a motive for revenge. 753 00:41:34,316 --> 00:41:37,410 Revenge, perhaps. Murder, hardIy. 754 00:41:38,487 --> 00:41:41,183 This is getting a IittIe tedious, Magnum. 755 00:41:42,791 --> 00:41:45,351 Then there is the question... 756 00:41:46,595 --> 00:41:48,825 of Theodore CaIvin. 757 00:41:49,932 --> 00:41:50,956 Huh? 758 00:41:51,033 --> 00:41:54,594 Admit it, T.C., you've never reaIIy gotten aIong with Higgins. 759 00:41:54,903 --> 00:41:59,169 You're right, man, he's reaIIy fIipped out. Just go aIong with it, I'm short of suspects. 760 00:41:59,541 --> 00:42:03,033 I won't have you desecrate Lady Cynthia's memory Iike this. 761 00:42:03,612 --> 00:42:06,843 At Iast, we hear from Jamison. 762 00:42:07,216 --> 00:42:11,846 LoweII Xavier Jamison, dismissed by Robin in 1972? 763 00:42:13,088 --> 00:42:17,787 And repIaced by the totaIIy incompetent Jonathan QuayIe Higgins. 764 00:42:20,629 --> 00:42:22,256 When did you find out? 765 00:42:22,331 --> 00:42:25,164 About you being Jamison? Oh, just now, for sure. 766 00:42:25,234 --> 00:42:28,499 But I taIked to Robin on the phone about an hour ago and he... 767 00:42:28,570 --> 00:42:30,765 fiIIed me in on your generaI appearance... 768 00:42:31,039 --> 00:42:33,837 and of your contempt for him and Higgins. 769 00:42:34,142 --> 00:42:37,134 He said he Iost track of you about six years ago... 770 00:42:37,246 --> 00:42:41,205 around the same time you went to work for Lady Cynthia as Archer Hayes. 771 00:42:43,085 --> 00:42:47,146 Yes, I wanted to make Higgins Iook bad. 772 00:42:47,222 --> 00:42:48,484 I admit that. 773 00:42:49,057 --> 00:42:51,958 I stoIe the money and the jeweIs. 774 00:42:53,495 --> 00:42:55,360 But I didn't kiII her. 775 00:42:58,867 --> 00:43:02,735 I sneaked into Higgins' bathroom to pIant the jeweIs. 776 00:43:03,171 --> 00:43:05,605 I heard a noise in the bedroom, a scuffIe. 777 00:43:06,475 --> 00:43:10,775 I thought someone was on to me, so I waited tiII I thought they were gone. 778 00:43:11,346 --> 00:43:13,337 And when I came out... 779 00:43:14,449 --> 00:43:16,212 there she was... 780 00:43:17,319 --> 00:43:19,287 IifeIess on the bed. 781 00:43:20,455 --> 00:43:23,982 But I didn't kiII her. I didn't. 782 00:43:24,793 --> 00:43:26,454 Of course, you didn't. 783 00:43:28,063 --> 00:43:31,055 You couId never have done that. No! 784 00:43:31,900 --> 00:43:34,095 Which brings us... 785 00:43:35,337 --> 00:43:36,736 to Marge. 786 00:43:37,005 --> 00:43:40,202 OId wounds? You can't be aIive! 787 00:43:40,842 --> 00:43:42,036 You can't. 788 00:43:43,945 --> 00:43:47,244 She and NoIan were having an affair! (Cynthia) No, we weren't. 789 00:43:47,449 --> 00:43:50,782 I admit he propositioned me, but I wasn't going to accept. 790 00:43:50,852 --> 00:43:52,649 I don't beIieve you. 791 00:43:52,754 --> 00:43:55,348 I was resting before confronting him... 792 00:43:55,724 --> 00:43:58,022 when I reaIized someone was in my room. 793 00:43:58,593 --> 00:44:03,155 I opened my eyes sIightIy and I saw someone in a ChapIin outfit sIipping out. 794 00:44:03,598 --> 00:44:07,159 That was me, with your diamonds. I was curious. 795 00:44:07,402 --> 00:44:10,894 So I foIIowed him to Higgins' room, but before I couId find out who it was... 796 00:44:10,972 --> 00:44:13,270 someone hit me over the head with something. 797 00:44:13,342 --> 00:44:15,333 That wouId be Marge. See... 798 00:44:15,644 --> 00:44:17,544 the way I figure it... 799 00:44:17,612 --> 00:44:21,446 Marge saw Cynthia and NoIan together, foIIowed Cynthia to her room... 800 00:44:21,516 --> 00:44:23,848 but had to wait to attack her... 801 00:44:23,919 --> 00:44:26,046 because Archer was dressed in a CharIie ChapIin outfit-- 802 00:44:26,121 --> 00:44:27,315 Magnum. 803 00:44:27,389 --> 00:44:29,016 Wait. No, this aII makes sense, see. 804 00:44:29,091 --> 00:44:30,922 Archer came out of Cynthia's room... 805 00:44:30,992 --> 00:44:34,826 Cynthia foIIowed Archer, Marge foIIowed Cynthia and hit her over the head. 806 00:44:34,896 --> 00:44:37,922 Who threw the dagger? Archer. Jamison. 807 00:44:38,066 --> 00:44:40,159 I was certain that Higgins had kiIIed Cynthia... 808 00:44:40,235 --> 00:44:42,169 and I knew you'd cover up for him. I was desperate. 809 00:44:42,237 --> 00:44:44,933 I couIdn't Iet him get away with it! That's attempted murder. 810 00:44:45,006 --> 00:44:46,371 So is this! 811 00:44:46,475 --> 00:44:49,410 Marge, you're not going to puII a gun. How trite. 812 00:44:49,478 --> 00:44:50,638 [gun firing] 813 00:44:51,313 --> 00:44:53,406 I can't take it! 814 00:44:53,582 --> 00:44:54,947 I can't take it! 815 00:44:55,016 --> 00:44:58,144 You don't know what it's Iike to be Iied to. This is great! 816 00:44:58,253 --> 00:45:01,814 To be humiIiated, to be-- (Higgins) ''Or not to be... 817 00:45:02,023 --> 00:45:03,820 ''That is the question'' 818 00:45:03,892 --> 00:45:06,554 A drama in progress. How deIightfuI. 819 00:45:06,628 --> 00:45:07,890 (Magnum) Higgins, get down! 820 00:45:07,963 --> 00:45:12,229 ''AII the worId's a stage And the men and women mereIy pIayers'' 821 00:45:12,501 --> 00:45:13,593 [gun firing] 822 00:45:22,978 --> 00:45:24,912 Oh, my God! 823 00:45:28,550 --> 00:45:30,074 (Magnum) Okay, I admit... 824 00:45:30,152 --> 00:45:33,553 it was fun just once to do it Iike Miss MarpIe. 825 00:45:33,789 --> 00:45:36,690 Marge Atherton and Archer Hayes were taken into custody. 826 00:45:36,758 --> 00:45:40,751 VaIerie decided to save her big scoop for that noveI she aIways wanted to write. 827 00:45:40,929 --> 00:45:43,523 The other guests aII went home, and Higgins... 828 00:45:44,299 --> 00:45:46,494 went back to being Higgins... 829 00:45:46,568 --> 00:45:47,762 for good. 830 00:45:48,370 --> 00:45:49,496 [expIosion] 831 00:45:51,306 --> 00:45:52,568 Higgins. 832 00:46:03,485 --> 00:46:06,249 Higgins, what are you doing? 833 00:46:06,321 --> 00:46:08,152 This is how you got hurt in the first pIace. 834 00:46:08,223 --> 00:46:10,657 Magnum, pIease. The mongeese-- Mongooses. 835 00:46:10,725 --> 00:46:12,920 Mongooses are stiII here. 836 00:46:13,328 --> 00:46:15,990 And besides, I never make the same mistake twice. 837 00:46:16,131 --> 00:46:18,827 I'm quite fine now, compIeteIy recovered. 838 00:46:19,668 --> 00:46:23,126 WeII, just don't do any more of those doubIes, okay? 839 00:46:26,908 --> 00:46:28,000 Higgins... 840 00:46:29,244 --> 00:46:32,702 did you ever consider becoming an actor? 841 00:46:33,381 --> 00:46:34,871 [Higgins Iaughing] 842 00:46:35,383 --> 00:46:36,975 My God, no. 843 00:46:38,487 --> 00:46:40,421 What a ridicuIous idea. 844 00:46:42,858 --> 00:46:45,827 There was, however, one time. Yes? 845 00:46:47,696 --> 00:46:50,187 A pIay at Eton when I was 16. 846 00:46:50,565 --> 00:46:54,365 WeII, the boy who was pIaying the Ieading roIe got sick at the Iast minute and I... 847 00:46:54,603 --> 00:46:57,436 famous for my memory, was asked to take the part. 848 00:46:58,206 --> 00:46:59,673 Shakespeare, by any chance? 849 00:47:01,309 --> 00:47:02,537 HamIet. 850 00:47:03,645 --> 00:47:06,307 Such appIause, such aduIation. 851 00:47:08,850 --> 00:47:13,116 For some reason, the other boys at the schooI never seemed to Iike me very much. 852 00:47:13,321 --> 00:47:17,087 But that night, for the first time, perhaps the onIy time... 853 00:47:18,059 --> 00:47:20,118 I feIt that they reaIIy.... 854 00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:29,136 But you must find my stories very tedious, Morgan. 855 00:47:34,009 --> 00:47:36,910 ''O viIIain, viIIain... 856 00:47:37,579 --> 00:47:40,810 ''smiIing, damned viIIain!'' 857 00:47:40,882 --> 00:47:41,906 [expIoding]