1 00:00:05,395 --> 00:00:07,314 - Jump! - Are you nuts? 2 00:00:07,523 --> 00:00:09,149 What are we waiting for? 3 00:00:09,525 --> 00:00:12,402 Thomas, we fell three stories into a garbage truck. 4 00:00:12,611 --> 00:00:14,238 And that garbage truck saved our lives. 5 00:00:14,404 --> 00:00:17,074 She's the first person we call whenever you get us in trouble. 6 00:00:17,282 --> 00:00:19,910 Today is gonna be the biggest day of my career. 7 00:00:22,204 --> 00:00:23,747 These are the guys who say they know you. 8 00:00:23,830 --> 00:00:25,290 It's about time you got here. 9 00:00:25,499 --> 00:00:26,959 Pull over! Police! 10 00:00:27,167 --> 00:00:28,252 In a Ferrari? 11 00:01:44,578 --> 00:01:48,290 The last time I threw in a real game was 1967. 12 00:01:48,373 --> 00:01:49,916 It was the Army-Navy game 13 00:01:50,042 --> 00:01:53,003 and I went 21 for 30 with two touchdowns in the air 14 00:01:53,128 --> 00:01:55,047 and a scramble for another. 15 00:01:58,550 --> 00:02:01,678 The secretary of the Navy presented me with the game ball. 16 00:02:05,724 --> 00:02:08,352 Nice throw, Thomas. Still got the old touch. 17 00:02:08,435 --> 00:02:10,187 - Okay! - Yeah! 18 00:02:10,312 --> 00:02:11,521 - Up and in. - Yeah. 19 00:02:11,647 --> 00:02:12,898 - On three. - Yeah. 20 00:02:12,981 --> 00:02:14,983 - Ready? Let's go! - Hey. 21 00:02:15,067 --> 00:02:17,110 Hut, hut. 22 00:02:18,487 --> 00:02:20,995 1967 was a long time ago. 23 00:02:21,323 --> 00:02:24,493 It's been that long since I'd been to the Army-Navy game. 24 00:02:24,618 --> 00:02:28,038 I would always mean to go, but something would always come up. 25 00:02:28,121 --> 00:02:30,457 This year it was going to be different. 26 00:02:30,582 --> 00:02:32,709 I was going to see the old team again. 27 00:02:32,793 --> 00:02:35,545 And we were going to relive those thrilling days of yesteryear 28 00:02:35,629 --> 00:02:37,839 by having a touch football rematch 29 00:02:37,923 --> 00:02:40,258 with the Army team of 1967. 30 00:02:40,550 --> 00:02:43,512 It wouldn't be long before the guys got to see 31 00:02:43,595 --> 00:02:46,139 the old Magnum magic again. 32 00:02:46,348 --> 00:02:47,474 Yes, Rick. What is it? 33 00:02:49,267 --> 00:02:50,727 T.C., lookout! 34 00:02:57,484 --> 00:02:58,777 Higgins? 35 00:02:59,103 --> 00:03:00,896 - Higgie, baby, you all right? - Is he all right? 36 00:03:00,987 --> 00:03:02,614 I don't know. 37 00:03:02,864 --> 00:03:04,408 Higgins? How do you feel? 38 00:03:05,450 --> 00:03:07,202 Like the time I was trampled 39 00:03:07,285 --> 00:03:10,247 by a herd of wild South American capybaras. 40 00:03:10,372 --> 00:03:11,415 Take it easy. 41 00:03:11,540 --> 00:03:13,625 It was in Peru, I believe, or perhaps Bolivia. 42 00:03:13,834 --> 00:03:15,335 Anyway, I saw them coming at me, 43 00:03:15,585 --> 00:03:17,129 and when I attempted to flee, I... 44 00:03:17,254 --> 00:03:18,714 He's all right. 45 00:03:18,922 --> 00:03:20,882 I'm sorry, Higgins, I didn't see you. 46 00:03:21,007 --> 00:03:22,551 Quite all right, T.C. 47 00:03:22,634 --> 00:03:25,554 Hey, you want to stay and run a few patterns? 48 00:03:32,185 --> 00:03:34,104 Higgie, baby, you really take a hit. 49 00:03:34,187 --> 00:03:35,731 Last guy I steamrolled didn't get up. 50 00:03:35,856 --> 00:03:37,065 Hello? 51 00:03:37,315 --> 00:03:38,692 Thomas, you better get to the club right away. 52 00:03:38,775 --> 00:03:40,736 I can't. I have a plane to catch in a few hours, 53 00:03:40,819 --> 00:03:42,070 and I haven't packed anything yet. 54 00:03:42,237 --> 00:03:45,073 - It's important. One of your-- - So is the Army-Navy game, 55 00:03:45,157 --> 00:03:48,243 and nothing, nothing is going to interfere with my game. 56 00:03:48,452 --> 00:03:50,162 What interference? Today is Tuesday. 57 00:03:50,328 --> 00:03:51,747 The game isn't until Friday. 58 00:03:51,830 --> 00:03:53,999 Tomorrow is the reunion with my old teammates, 59 00:03:54,082 --> 00:03:56,835 an oyster roast and all the Old Düsseldorf we can drink. 60 00:03:57,043 --> 00:03:58,128 Old Düsseldorf? 61 00:03:58,211 --> 00:04:00,297 Yeah, it's an old German beer. It's brewed in Maryland. 62 00:04:00,547 --> 00:04:01,798 Anyway, and Thursday 63 00:04:01,882 --> 00:04:05,844 is the long-awaited rematch between the 1967 Army and Navy teams. 64 00:04:06,052 --> 00:04:08,221 This problem won't take very long, Thomas. 65 00:04:08,346 --> 00:04:10,640 No! No, this is how it always starts. 66 00:04:10,724 --> 00:04:12,642 This is how I miss the game every year. 67 00:04:12,851 --> 00:04:13,769 It's urgent! 68 00:04:14,060 --> 00:04:15,312 It's Carol. 69 00:04:16,772 --> 00:04:18,440 For Pete's sake. 70 00:04:20,233 --> 00:04:21,568 Hi, Thomas. 71 00:04:23,612 --> 00:04:25,530 Come on and sit down... 72 00:04:27,084 --> 00:04:30,035 Look what I did. Uh-oh, le boo-boo. 73 00:04:30,869 --> 00:04:32,871 Oh, gotta get me another one of those guys. 74 00:04:32,954 --> 00:04:34,122 How many has she had? 75 00:04:34,206 --> 00:04:35,791 Count the umbrellas, you're talking doubles. 76 00:04:35,874 --> 00:04:38,543 - Why do you keep serving her? - Hey, Thomas, I tried to stop her. 77 00:04:38,627 --> 00:04:40,962 She stood up and started yelling a bunch of legal stuff at me. 78 00:04:41,046 --> 00:04:43,131 Look, you gotta get her out of the club, it doesn't look good. 79 00:04:43,381 --> 00:04:45,967 It doesn't look good for the deputy PA either. 80 00:04:46,426 --> 00:04:51,264 Waiter! Waiter, I would like another mai tai, por favor... 81 00:04:51,348 --> 00:04:53,016 Carol, hi. 82 00:04:53,308 --> 00:04:55,101 I think you've had enough. 83 00:04:56,061 --> 00:04:59,439 Hey, I thought you was going off 84 00:04:59,564 --> 00:05:01,942 to join your old shipmidsmen today. 85 00:05:02,234 --> 00:05:03,401 It's midshipmen. 86 00:05:03,458 --> 00:05:06,071 The plane leaves at 2:00, and what are you doing here? 87 00:05:06,363 --> 00:05:08,615 He never brought me my drink. 88 00:05:10,116 --> 00:05:11,576 Waiter. 89 00:05:11,743 --> 00:05:15,038 - Carol. Carol... - Orville? Somebody! 90 00:05:16,832 --> 00:05:19,042 I am going to take you home. 91 00:05:20,710 --> 00:05:23,672 I'm very happy here, thank you so very much. 92 00:05:23,747 --> 00:05:26,049 I don't think this is the place to be. 93 00:05:30,971 --> 00:05:33,431 I was fired, Thomas. 94 00:05:34,140 --> 00:05:37,352 What? That's terrible, how? 95 00:05:39,604 --> 00:05:42,148 They said it was budget cuts. 96 00:05:42,869 --> 00:05:45,235 I know. I know better, see. 97 00:05:45,318 --> 00:05:47,737 I know too damn much, if you ask me. 98 00:05:47,904 --> 00:05:52,117 Thomas, they don't like me knowing too much. 99 00:05:53,285 --> 00:05:56,580 Have you ever heard of a bigtime hood named Clinton? 100 00:05:56,705 --> 00:05:59,624 - Well, as a matter of fact-- - Well, I have, seen plenty. 101 00:05:59,749 --> 00:06:02,127 Ever heard of the Clinton case? 102 00:06:03,211 --> 00:06:06,882 Mine. Except when I start finding out too much, 103 00:06:07,382 --> 00:06:08,884 they took it away from me. 104 00:06:09,426 --> 00:06:11,595 Well, listen, if you suspect that someone-- 105 00:06:11,678 --> 00:06:14,139 He never brought me my drink. 106 00:06:14,222 --> 00:06:16,182 Well, maybe he ought to bring you some coffee. 107 00:06:16,308 --> 00:06:19,352 Guts! See, I got great big guts! 108 00:06:19,477 --> 00:06:21,271 And they're not gonna stop me. 109 00:06:21,354 --> 00:06:23,273 I will continue my investigation... 110 00:06:23,356 --> 00:06:24,274 Carol. 111 00:06:24,357 --> 00:06:26,026 - ...and I'll get to the truth... - Carol. 112 00:06:26,151 --> 00:06:28,278 - ...and justice will be served! - Carol, come on. 113 00:06:30,614 --> 00:06:32,657 - Oh, Thomas. - What? 114 00:06:33,491 --> 00:06:35,744 I think I'm going to be sick. 115 00:06:40,918 --> 00:06:42,375 How you feeling? 116 00:06:45,086 --> 00:06:48,757 Right now, death seems like a pleasant alternative. 117 00:06:51,343 --> 00:06:53,470 Can I get you anything before I go? 118 00:06:53,803 --> 00:06:55,931 Oh, no, you've done enough. 119 00:06:56,806 --> 00:06:59,142 Anyway, you have a plane to catch. 120 00:06:59,351 --> 00:07:03,730 Yeah. I better get going. I haven't even packed yet. 121 00:07:05,482 --> 00:07:06,858 See you. 122 00:07:07,108 --> 00:07:09,110 I mean, it isn't even your problem. 123 00:07:09,194 --> 00:07:10,779 I don't expect you to take any time away 124 00:07:10,987 --> 00:07:13,281 from your Navy reunion to help me out. 125 00:07:13,406 --> 00:07:15,158 Carol, I'll be glad to help you out. 126 00:07:17,452 --> 00:07:18,536 You will? 127 00:07:18,787 --> 00:07:21,539 Of course. Just as soon as I get back. 128 00:07:21,831 --> 00:07:24,334 Oh, that's really sweet, Thomas. 129 00:07:25,293 --> 00:07:28,004 Of course, by then it'll probably be too late. 130 00:07:28,129 --> 00:07:29,756 But you go to your game now. 131 00:07:30,090 --> 00:07:31,883 I'd feel terrible if you missed it. 132 00:07:31,967 --> 00:07:33,468 I... Really. 133 00:07:33,718 --> 00:07:38,515 I mean, besides, a real crime is probably out of your league, anyway. 134 00:07:38,807 --> 00:07:40,976 I'll just take care of it myself. 135 00:07:42,060 --> 00:07:43,979 What's that supposed to mean? 136 00:07:44,187 --> 00:07:45,563 Well, nothing. 137 00:07:45,647 --> 00:07:48,024 It's just that you're great at divorce cases, 138 00:07:48,108 --> 00:07:50,068 and I gotta deal with real criminals. 139 00:07:50,276 --> 00:07:51,653 Real criminals? 140 00:07:51,778 --> 00:07:54,739 Carol, I deal with real criminals all the time. 141 00:07:55,490 --> 00:07:59,077 Taking saunas with Ice Pick doesn't count, Thomas. 142 00:07:59,452 --> 00:08:02,622 Clinton makes Ice Pick look like Mister Rogers. 143 00:08:03,081 --> 00:08:06,501 A real hood like that would probably scare you silly. 144 00:08:07,877 --> 00:08:10,839 Well, listen, if this guy is so dangerous, 145 00:08:10,964 --> 00:08:13,216 I don't think you should get involved. You could get hurt. 146 00:08:13,422 --> 00:08:17,512 Give me a little credit, will you? I'm a professional just like you. 147 00:08:17,637 --> 00:08:20,557 I can handle this very discreetly. 148 00:08:20,890 --> 00:08:23,143 Like getting drunk and yelling about it in public? 149 00:08:24,477 --> 00:08:27,022 Yes, I will admit that was not very discreet. 150 00:08:27,147 --> 00:08:28,940 But from here on out, 151 00:08:29,024 --> 00:08:30,567 I'm fine. 152 00:08:32,027 --> 00:08:33,194 Go on. 153 00:08:35,739 --> 00:08:38,324 All I need is a pair of dark glasses and a big hat. 154 00:08:38,450 --> 00:08:40,577 Carol, look, you could even get killed in this. 155 00:08:40,702 --> 00:08:42,162 Couldn't you just wait till I get back? 156 00:08:42,245 --> 00:08:44,247 - But I don't have time-- - Now, it's just four days! 157 00:08:45,457 --> 00:08:46,916 Maybe you're right. 158 00:08:47,042 --> 00:08:48,960 Of course I am. Just take the time off. 159 00:08:49,044 --> 00:08:50,670 You could use a vacation, you know? 160 00:08:50,754 --> 00:08:53,089 And then, when I get back, I'll help you with Clinton, okay? 161 00:08:53,566 --> 00:08:55,067 Okay. 162 00:08:55,425 --> 00:08:57,469 - You promise? - I promise. 163 00:08:57,677 --> 00:08:59,512 Now go on, get out of here. 164 00:09:04,601 --> 00:09:06,102 Thomas? 165 00:09:08,021 --> 00:09:11,357 Have a good time, and "Go, Navy." 166 00:09:16,613 --> 00:09:19,783 I guess in the bigger scheme of things, 167 00:09:19,908 --> 00:09:21,826 a football game shouldn't mean that much. 168 00:09:21,910 --> 00:09:26,122 But the 1967 Army-Navy game was different. 169 00:09:26,331 --> 00:09:30,376 At least for me anyway. A few months after the game, 170 00:09:30,710 --> 00:09:34,339 I graduated, and a short time after that, I went to Nam. 171 00:09:34,798 --> 00:09:38,009 That experience changed everyone who was in it. 172 00:09:38,218 --> 00:09:42,138 I lost my youth. I don't know the exact day I lost it, 173 00:09:42,472 --> 00:09:46,601 but when I try to recall, the last thing I can remember 174 00:09:46,684 --> 00:09:51,147 is a windy day in November, when I went 21 for 30 175 00:09:51,481 --> 00:09:53,858 and the team mascot ate my game ball. 176 00:09:55,568 --> 00:09:58,613 I guess that's what you get for having a goat as a mascot. 177 00:09:58,696 --> 00:10:01,366 Thomas. I don't believe you. 178 00:10:01,616 --> 00:10:04,035 You guys ever hear of knocking? 179 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:06,746 Man, the way you deserted Carol was low. 180 00:10:06,871 --> 00:10:09,124 - Who said I deserted Carol? - She did. 181 00:10:09,249 --> 00:10:11,876 I called to see how she was doing and she said you refused to help her. 182 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:14,379 That's not true! She told me to leave. 183 00:10:14,546 --> 00:10:16,923 That's because she's not the type to beg. 184 00:10:17,048 --> 00:10:19,717 Hey, listen, Thomas, this guy Clinton is bad news. 185 00:10:19,901 --> 00:10:21,194 Now, the word on the street is 186 00:10:21,271 --> 00:10:23,190 that he knocked off the top drug distributor on the island 187 00:10:23,273 --> 00:10:24,650 and took over the operation. 188 00:10:24,764 --> 00:10:26,474 Well, then she'd better stay away from him. 189 00:10:26,516 --> 00:10:29,435 Well, she won't unless you help her. 190 00:10:29,686 --> 00:10:32,564 Well, we all help her. Hell, we all owe her. 191 00:10:32,647 --> 00:10:35,525 She's the first person we call whenever you get us in trouble. 192 00:10:35,650 --> 00:10:38,570 I'm afraid I must concur with Rick and T.C. 193 00:10:38,778 --> 00:10:42,031 Why, she was of the greatest assistance that time I was wrongly incarcerated. 194 00:10:42,115 --> 00:10:43,491 How did you get into this? 195 00:10:43,700 --> 00:10:46,286 Carol called for my famous hangover remedy. 196 00:10:46,369 --> 00:10:49,205 She happened to mention how you deserted her in her time of need. 197 00:10:49,455 --> 00:10:51,040 I did not desert her! 198 00:10:51,124 --> 00:10:52,959 She practically threw me out of the house. 199 00:10:53,042 --> 00:10:55,378 She knows how important this game is to me. Besides... 200 00:10:55,461 --> 00:10:58,423 Listen, the game isn't for another three days. 201 00:10:59,274 --> 00:11:00,787 Guys. 202 00:11:00,925 --> 00:11:03,761 Look, at least skip the reunion. I mean, you don't even like oysters, 203 00:11:03,845 --> 00:11:05,847 and you can drink Old Duesenberg anytime. 204 00:11:05,989 --> 00:11:09,368 It's Old Düsseldorf, and it's very hard to get on this island! 205 00:11:09,559 --> 00:11:10,977 Look, I'm trying to tell you, 206 00:11:11,060 --> 00:11:13,146 Carol said she'd wait for me to get back. 207 00:11:13,354 --> 00:11:16,691 Uh-uh, that is not what she told us. 208 00:11:20,111 --> 00:11:23,531 Okay, I'll talk to her again. 209 00:11:23,865 --> 00:11:26,326 She'll be happy to wait. Excuse me. 210 00:11:46,262 --> 00:11:47,597 Carol? 211 00:11:55,188 --> 00:11:56,522 Carol? 212 00:12:39,148 --> 00:12:40,817 Welcome back. 213 00:12:45,905 --> 00:12:47,365 What happened? 214 00:12:47,782 --> 00:12:51,452 You got another nice lump on your head to add to the collection. 215 00:12:55,373 --> 00:12:56,916 It's 4:00. 216 00:12:57,041 --> 00:12:59,460 You know, it's funny how that happens about this time every day. 217 00:12:59,544 --> 00:13:02,755 - I missed my plane. - Oh, don't worry, Thomas. 218 00:13:03,965 --> 00:13:07,468 I made you another reservation for tomorrow. 219 00:13:10,596 --> 00:13:12,515 Well, what the hell. 220 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:14,475 It's just a reunion. 221 00:13:14,684 --> 00:13:17,145 No, it was important to you. 222 00:13:17,228 --> 00:13:18,896 It's a shame you missed it. 223 00:13:18,980 --> 00:13:21,858 - I'm really sorry. - That feels good. 224 00:13:23,276 --> 00:13:25,486 What were you doing here, anyway? 225 00:13:25,769 --> 00:13:29,773 Well, after your little telephone conversation to Rick-- 226 00:13:29,949 --> 00:13:32,702 - I told him not to say anything to you-- - And T.C. and Higgins. 227 00:13:33,244 --> 00:13:34,579 Oh. 228 00:13:35,038 --> 00:13:37,498 I wish they hadn't mentioned it to you, Thomas. Really. 229 00:13:37,707 --> 00:13:40,877 I just thought that maybe I could wrap it all up before you came back. 230 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:44,422 You promised that you'd wait. 231 00:13:44,630 --> 00:13:47,550 And I was going to. Really, I was. 232 00:13:47,675 --> 00:13:50,470 But I just had this feeling that Clinton's men were on to me 233 00:13:50,678 --> 00:13:52,597 and I'd better strike while the iron was hot. 234 00:13:54,474 --> 00:13:57,477 - You see? This is proof. - What's proof? 235 00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:59,937 I'm sure it was one of Clinton's men who conked you. 236 00:14:00,146 --> 00:14:01,189 So? 237 00:14:01,272 --> 00:14:02,857 That means they know that I'm on to them. 238 00:14:03,066 --> 00:14:05,568 They must have been searching for some information they think I have. 239 00:14:05,651 --> 00:14:08,696 - Which you don't. - Not yet, but I will. 240 00:14:08,821 --> 00:14:11,616 I've spent a lot of time researching Clinton. 241 00:14:11,699 --> 00:14:14,535 And I know what paper he buys in the morning 242 00:14:14,619 --> 00:14:16,454 and what restaurants he goes to at night. 243 00:14:16,537 --> 00:14:17,914 That's terrific. 244 00:14:18,039 --> 00:14:21,459 And I know the layout of his office like the back of my hand. 245 00:14:21,667 --> 00:14:25,129 If Clinton has anything incriminating lying around, it'll be in his office. 246 00:14:25,380 --> 00:14:28,841 Thomas, I need to get in there. 247 00:14:35,431 --> 00:14:37,642 When is my flight tomorrow? 248 00:14:38,059 --> 00:14:39,685 3:30. 249 00:14:42,313 --> 00:14:45,566 Well, I suppose we could check a few things out tomorrow morning. 250 00:14:45,817 --> 00:14:47,985 Oh, Thomas! 251 00:14:49,404 --> 00:14:51,197 You're wonderful. 252 00:14:52,156 --> 00:14:55,034 But you know what? We don't have to wait, we could start right now. 253 00:14:55,118 --> 00:14:58,538 No, no, no. Right now, we gotta find a place for you to stay. 254 00:14:58,621 --> 00:14:59,789 It's not safe here. 255 00:14:59,872 --> 00:15:02,542 Don't you have a relative or some friends you can stay with? 256 00:15:02,625 --> 00:15:04,710 And let them get conked on the head? 257 00:15:04,794 --> 00:15:07,588 Now, don't worry about me. I'll just get a cheap motel room. 258 00:15:07,713 --> 00:15:09,674 No! I mean, that's the worst place. 259 00:15:09,757 --> 00:15:12,135 Clinton would get to you and no one would know it. 260 00:15:12,885 --> 00:15:16,889 What I really need is a place with full security, you know. 261 00:15:17,014 --> 00:15:20,435 Alarm systems, fences, guard dogs. 262 00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:22,103 Prison would be nice. 263 00:15:23,146 --> 00:15:24,981 Or the estate. 264 00:15:27,275 --> 00:15:29,444 - Now, that's perfect! - No. 265 00:15:29,527 --> 00:15:30,736 - Let me change. - No. 266 00:15:30,903 --> 00:15:32,864 - No, no, wait a minute! - I'll pack a small bag. 267 00:15:32,947 --> 00:15:36,701 The estate is not perfect. Higgins would never allow it. 268 00:15:49,464 --> 00:15:51,007 Higgins? 269 00:15:51,466 --> 00:15:53,468 Magnum, I thought you were off to your game. 270 00:15:53,593 --> 00:15:56,888 Well, I was, but I stopped by Carol's and... 271 00:15:57,171 --> 00:16:00,057 Higgins, we have something important that we'd like to talk to you about. 272 00:16:00,141 --> 00:16:02,560 Important? I'll tell you what's important. 273 00:16:02,643 --> 00:16:06,689 I'm trying to write out the recipe for escabeche of young partridge 274 00:16:06,898 --> 00:16:09,233 and I know there is some vital ingredient I'm forgetting. 275 00:16:09,317 --> 00:16:12,069 Higgins, you know the trouble that Carol's been having? 276 00:16:12,153 --> 00:16:14,447 Well, this afternoon I was hit over the head. 277 00:16:14,697 --> 00:16:16,616 Coriander seeds. That's what you're forgetting. 278 00:16:17,992 --> 00:16:19,827 My God, you're right. 279 00:16:21,078 --> 00:16:24,665 Now that the great escabeche of young partridge mystery has been solved... 280 00:16:24,790 --> 00:16:26,417 My second cousin Reginald 281 00:16:26,542 --> 00:16:28,920 used to shoot the wretched little things at me through a straw. 282 00:16:29,103 --> 00:16:31,480 I must have subliminally eliminated them from the recipe. 283 00:16:32,173 --> 00:16:35,092 Higgins, I was hit over the head at Carol's apartment! 284 00:16:35,676 --> 00:16:39,138 Really. Carol, I didn't know you were a gourmet. 285 00:16:39,347 --> 00:16:42,558 Yes. I took a year off between college and law school 286 00:16:42,683 --> 00:16:45,603 to attend Chef Roget's Académie de Cuisine in Paris. 287 00:16:45,811 --> 00:16:47,146 Fascinating. 288 00:16:47,271 --> 00:16:48,773 Yeah, that's just great. 289 00:16:49,023 --> 00:16:50,900 Higgins, Carol's apartment is not safe anymore. 290 00:16:51,025 --> 00:16:53,361 You know, I've been put in charge of a political fundraising dinner 291 00:16:53,486 --> 00:16:56,280 for next weekend and I've been going mad trying to put together a menu. 292 00:16:56,489 --> 00:16:59,534 - Do you suppose you could... - Oh, I'd love to. 293 00:16:59,742 --> 00:17:01,410 Why isn't anybody listening to me? 294 00:17:01,536 --> 00:17:03,037 I plan to test every menu 295 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:04,997 before I turn them over to the club's chef. 296 00:17:05,206 --> 00:17:07,208 It will take several days to put together a proper menu. 297 00:17:07,625 --> 00:17:09,794 Well, I'm out of work. My time is yours. 298 00:17:09,919 --> 00:17:11,128 Wonderful. 299 00:17:11,379 --> 00:17:13,047 And would you consider being my guest here at the estate 300 00:17:13,214 --> 00:17:14,382 for the next couple of days? 301 00:17:14,465 --> 00:17:16,342 - I'd love to. - Good. 302 00:17:16,634 --> 00:17:18,386 Now, Magnum, what have you been going on about? 303 00:17:19,595 --> 00:17:23,599 Jonathan. Do you think we should start by making this recipe tonight? 304 00:17:23,808 --> 00:17:27,562 Splendid. I'll go to the market and get what we need. 305 00:17:32,149 --> 00:17:33,609 Well... 306 00:17:34,393 --> 00:17:36,654 there's no use in us waiting around here. 307 00:17:36,737 --> 00:17:39,657 We can go out while Higgins is gone and be back in time for dinner. 308 00:17:39,907 --> 00:17:41,075 Go out where? 309 00:17:41,284 --> 00:17:44,161 To Clinton's office. He keeps records in his safe. 310 00:17:44,245 --> 00:17:45,955 You know, business associates, appointments-- 311 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:47,123 Carol. 312 00:17:47,206 --> 00:17:49,542 Maybe even the name of the inside man in the prosecutor's office. 313 00:17:49,792 --> 00:17:52,086 Carol, you are not suggesting 314 00:17:52,211 --> 00:17:54,839 that we break into Clinton's office safe, are you? 315 00:17:56,841 --> 00:17:59,385 Carol, that's crazy. 316 00:18:00,511 --> 00:18:02,221 Well, maybe you're right. 317 00:18:02,430 --> 00:18:03,681 Not to mention illegal 318 00:18:03,806 --> 00:18:05,891 and extremely hazardous to our health. 319 00:18:05,975 --> 00:18:08,227 Now, Carol, if Clinton is as big as you say he is, 320 00:18:08,311 --> 00:18:10,271 he's gonna have all kinds of security. 321 00:18:10,354 --> 00:18:13,024 It'd take the Navy SEALs to breach his operation. 322 00:18:13,232 --> 00:18:15,693 No, no, no, Thomas. I've checked it out. 323 00:18:15,818 --> 00:18:18,696 We won't need any muscle at all if we just use our heads. 324 00:18:28,664 --> 00:18:31,709 No! No, no, no. 325 00:18:31,959 --> 00:18:34,795 The exception was made in Grant versus Grant. 326 00:18:34,879 --> 00:18:36,672 She didn't get the house, she didn't even get alimony. 327 00:18:36,756 --> 00:18:38,716 But that's only due to the discovery on the honeymoon 328 00:18:38,833 --> 00:18:40,627 that she was really a male transvestite. 329 00:18:40,718 --> 00:18:42,428 It doesn't matter, it still set a precedent. 330 00:18:42,553 --> 00:18:44,472 Hold it, hold it, hold it! I need to see your building ID. 331 00:18:44,555 --> 00:18:46,891 Oh, it's okay, officer, I have an office on the fifth floor. 332 00:18:47,099 --> 00:18:48,476 No, I'm sorry, I still need to see it. 333 00:18:48,559 --> 00:18:50,811 Wait a minute. Herb? 334 00:18:51,103 --> 00:18:53,272 - Herbie. - Herbie. 335 00:18:53,522 --> 00:18:55,358 Let me ask you a question. Have you ever been married? 336 00:18:55,566 --> 00:18:57,443 Yes, sir. But I'm divorced now, though. 337 00:18:58,444 --> 00:18:59,904 An expert witness. 338 00:19:00,112 --> 00:19:02,740 Counselor, you're wasting your time, it's all in my briefs. 339 00:19:02,823 --> 00:19:05,326 Well, if you don't mind, counselor, I am talking to Herbie. 340 00:19:05,409 --> 00:19:06,869 Let me ask you something else. 341 00:19:06,952 --> 00:19:08,829 - Did your wife get everything? - Just about. 342 00:19:08,913 --> 00:19:11,332 She got the furniture, the kids, and the LTD. 343 00:19:11,540 --> 00:19:13,459 - That's not fair. - Damn rights, it's not! 344 00:19:13,668 --> 00:19:16,003 That's why I gotta work this extra job just to pay for the alimony. 345 00:19:16,087 --> 00:19:17,880 That's because your lawyer knuckled under. 346 00:19:18,089 --> 00:19:20,424 He did not fight this terrible injustice. 347 00:19:20,675 --> 00:19:22,470 Yeah, well, I guess I shouldn't have used my brother-in-law 348 00:19:22,570 --> 00:19:23,511 as my attorney. 349 00:19:23,594 --> 00:19:24,929 But I couldn't afford anybody better. 350 00:19:25,137 --> 00:19:27,348 Well, let me tell you something, I am not going to knuckle under. 351 00:19:27,431 --> 00:19:29,183 - My client-- - Deserves nothing. 352 00:19:29,308 --> 00:19:31,519 It's all in my briefs in my office. 353 00:19:31,644 --> 00:19:34,271 Yeah? Well, you just wait till I get my hands on your briefs. 354 00:19:34,397 --> 00:19:36,732 I'm gonna tear them to shreds. I'm gonna fight this thing 355 00:19:36,899 --> 00:19:38,317 - for society. - Yeah. 356 00:19:38,401 --> 00:19:39,568 - And men. - Yeah. 357 00:19:39,777 --> 00:19:42,154 - For you. - Yeah, you show them. 358 00:19:50,287 --> 00:19:52,373 You sure there's no guards at the doors? 359 00:19:52,498 --> 00:19:54,041 Yeah, positive. 360 00:19:54,166 --> 00:19:56,544 There's just infrared beams in the office 361 00:19:56,669 --> 00:19:59,505 which are connected to an alarm system in Clinton's home. 362 00:20:00,381 --> 00:20:04,844 If it's tripped he can be here in five minutes, and we're in big trouble. 363 00:20:09,181 --> 00:20:10,850 It's this way. 364 00:20:15,312 --> 00:20:17,231 First one on the left. 365 00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:26,532 - No alarms on the door? - No. 366 00:20:27,074 --> 00:20:31,120 - You sure you can do this? - Yeah, but I still don't like it. 367 00:20:31,370 --> 00:20:33,664 Why? Everything is going great. 368 00:20:33,748 --> 00:20:36,459 We snowed Herbie, we're practically inside the office already. 369 00:20:36,542 --> 00:20:39,628 Don't get overconfident. That's when things go wrong. 370 00:20:39,712 --> 00:20:42,006 Nothing is going wrong. 371 00:20:44,842 --> 00:20:46,135 Voilà! 372 00:20:48,971 --> 00:20:52,099 - The beams, remember? - Of course. 373 00:20:52,641 --> 00:20:54,101 The beams. 374 00:21:33,866 --> 00:21:36,602 Thomas, the safe is behind there. 375 00:21:36,852 --> 00:21:39,188 - Great. Take a look. - Okay. 376 00:21:44,235 --> 00:21:48,614 Now, follow me and do exactly as I do. 377 00:21:48,823 --> 00:21:49,990 Okay. 378 00:22:07,132 --> 00:22:08,551 Now, be careful. 379 00:22:45,404 --> 00:22:48,424 You didn't happen to come up with the combination for the safe, did you? 380 00:22:48,507 --> 00:22:50,885 No. That's why I needed you. 381 00:22:55,097 --> 00:22:59,685 This is great. Everything just seems to be falling into place. 382 00:22:59,977 --> 00:23:02,897 I haven't been this excited since I... Since I... 383 00:23:03,814 --> 00:23:06,275 Nope, I've never been this excited. 384 00:23:10,029 --> 00:23:12,406 Where did you learn to crack safes, Thomas? 385 00:23:12,531 --> 00:23:14,658 I was in Naval Intelligence. 386 00:23:14,909 --> 00:23:16,994 They trained you to be a safecracker? 387 00:23:17,369 --> 00:23:18,871 Locksmith. 388 00:23:20,539 --> 00:23:24,585 All these years sitting behind desks. I was really missing out on the action. 389 00:23:24,710 --> 00:23:26,503 This is fun, isn't it, Thomas? 390 00:23:26,712 --> 00:23:29,381 Will you stop it? I can't concentrate. 391 00:23:36,639 --> 00:23:38,474 Here we go. 392 00:23:42,978 --> 00:23:44,480 C'est ça. 393 00:23:48,442 --> 00:23:50,402 Let me see. Let me see. 394 00:23:50,527 --> 00:23:53,489 No, we don't have time to look them over. Just do what I told you. 395 00:23:54,990 --> 00:23:56,325 Oh, boy. 396 00:23:56,951 --> 00:23:58,744 - Here I go. - Okay. 397 00:23:58,911 --> 00:24:00,371 Wait a minute. This is the thing. 398 00:24:00,663 --> 00:24:01,747 Hey. 399 00:24:04,541 --> 00:24:06,418 - Don't go so fast. - Wait a minute, Thomas. 400 00:24:06,502 --> 00:24:08,212 - This looks important. - Wait, I can't see-- 401 00:24:09,338 --> 00:24:10,339 Uh-oh. 402 00:24:13,509 --> 00:24:15,260 Just keep going. Come on, hurry up. 403 00:24:15,344 --> 00:24:16,679 Okay. 404 00:24:32,611 --> 00:24:34,947 Carol! If they're after us, they'll be in the elevator. 405 00:24:35,030 --> 00:24:37,199 - We have to take the stairs. - You have no way of knowing that. 406 00:24:37,324 --> 00:24:38,283 Trust me. 407 00:24:38,367 --> 00:24:39,535 Oh. 408 00:24:46,825 --> 00:24:48,053 Thomas. 409 00:24:50,504 --> 00:24:52,423 With your instincts no wonder you get shot at-- 410 00:24:52,506 --> 00:24:54,174 Come on. 411 00:25:13,285 --> 00:25:15,779 - Jump! - Are you nuts? 412 00:25:15,988 --> 00:25:17,656 The garbage will break your fall. Jump! 413 00:25:17,865 --> 00:25:20,034 And my neck. I'm not gonna jump and that's final. 414 00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:22,411 What are we waiting for? 415 00:25:38,177 --> 00:25:41,889 Three stories, Thomas, we fell three stories into a garbage truck. 416 00:25:41,964 --> 00:25:44,141 We did not fall three stories, we jumped. 417 00:25:44,224 --> 00:25:46,268 And that garbage truck saved our lives. 418 00:25:46,351 --> 00:25:47,728 And it ruined my suit. 419 00:25:47,811 --> 00:25:50,064 The creamed spinach left stains I'll never get out. 420 00:25:50,189 --> 00:25:51,815 Are you two still squabbling? 421 00:25:51,899 --> 00:25:53,025 - Yes. - Yes. 422 00:25:53,108 --> 00:25:55,069 Well, take a breather. 423 00:25:55,460 --> 00:25:58,072 The escabeche is ready. 424 00:25:58,739 --> 00:26:02,826 And even though I had to substitute chicken for partridge, 425 00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:05,996 I do think you'll be astounded by the results. 426 00:26:06,538 --> 00:26:10,084 When you have to explain to the butcher what a partridge is, 427 00:26:10,250 --> 00:26:12,503 there's little hope of obtaining one. 428 00:26:16,256 --> 00:26:17,549 There you are, Carol. 429 00:26:17,609 --> 00:26:19,259 Perfectly seasoned, of course. Enjoy. 430 00:26:19,468 --> 00:26:21,136 These pictures are actually pretty good. 431 00:26:21,303 --> 00:26:23,514 Pretty good? They're great. 432 00:26:23,722 --> 00:26:25,891 Note the delicate hint of lime juice. 433 00:26:26,934 --> 00:26:29,603 Look at all these canceled checks. 434 00:26:30,187 --> 00:26:33,982 Have you ever heard of a company called El Gato, Incorporated before? 435 00:26:34,066 --> 00:26:36,026 They sure have gotten a lot of checks. 436 00:26:36,276 --> 00:26:38,070 Sounds like something out of a pulp novel. 437 00:26:38,237 --> 00:26:40,197 The sweet fragrance of the red onion. 438 00:26:41,949 --> 00:26:43,909 The bite of the jalapeños. 439 00:26:44,159 --> 00:26:45,994 Now, this looks like something. 440 00:26:46,495 --> 00:26:49,498 A notation about a meeting that's going to take place. 441 00:26:50,707 --> 00:26:52,042 This is it. It's gotta be. 442 00:26:54,795 --> 00:26:56,380 Who's Vincent Osborne? 443 00:26:56,588 --> 00:26:58,590 I don't know, but he's meeting Clinton tomorrow. 444 00:26:58,715 --> 00:27:00,259 El Gato's supplying protection. 445 00:27:02,261 --> 00:27:03,804 Yeah, Osborne's our man. 446 00:27:03,887 --> 00:27:06,682 No, wait a minute, you're jumping to conclusions. 447 00:27:06,765 --> 00:27:09,518 Osborne could be his barber, for all we know. 448 00:27:09,852 --> 00:27:12,312 We have to figure out a way to get into that meeting, Thomas. 449 00:27:12,396 --> 00:27:14,022 No, we don't have to figure anything out. 450 00:27:14,098 --> 00:27:15,683 We've done enough figuring for one night. 451 00:27:15,774 --> 00:27:18,068 - Thomas, please! - Let's just finish our chicken escarb-- 452 00:27:18,277 --> 00:27:19,945 - Escabeche. - Whatever. 453 00:27:20,154 --> 00:27:23,260 Get some sleep, look at all this in the morning with a fresh eye, all right? 454 00:27:24,658 --> 00:27:27,494 Higgins, this stuff is great. 455 00:27:32,833 --> 00:27:35,335 I seem to have lost my appetite. 456 00:27:41,925 --> 00:27:44,052 That's the lamest plan I ever heard. 457 00:27:44,136 --> 00:27:47,514 It is not a lame plan. We got it all worked out. 458 00:27:48,265 --> 00:27:51,185 Look, we got the time, the place, everything. 459 00:27:51,518 --> 00:27:53,020 It's lame. 460 00:27:53,145 --> 00:27:55,898 Magnum, why are you being so negative and hostile? 461 00:27:56,190 --> 00:27:58,942 Because, if Osborne is the biggest drug dealer in the Midwest, 462 00:27:59,026 --> 00:28:01,653 then he's as dangerous as Clinton. Let the police handle it. 463 00:28:01,737 --> 00:28:03,739 It'll never happen, Thomas. 464 00:28:03,989 --> 00:28:06,241 Clinton owns someone in the prosecutor's office. 465 00:28:06,450 --> 00:28:08,410 Maybe the prosecutor. 466 00:28:08,619 --> 00:28:10,412 I thought you wanted me to go to my game? 467 00:28:10,537 --> 00:28:12,873 Hey, Thomas, Ice Pick has got everything set up. 468 00:28:12,998 --> 00:28:16,543 Now we know the exact location of the place and I got us access into the room. 469 00:28:16,752 --> 00:28:20,672 Yeah, and Clinton and Osborne have never met. It's foolproof! 470 00:28:21,006 --> 00:28:22,925 It's lame. 471 00:28:23,217 --> 00:28:25,135 Magnum, why do you keep saying that word? 472 00:28:25,219 --> 00:28:27,346 Because the plan will never work, Higgins. 473 00:28:27,446 --> 00:28:29,765 Come on, let's go. Who needs him anyway? 474 00:28:29,848 --> 00:28:31,141 We do. 475 00:28:31,266 --> 00:28:34,770 He's the only one of us who has any real experience with this kind of thing. 476 00:28:34,853 --> 00:28:36,688 That's not entirely true. 477 00:28:36,939 --> 00:28:38,690 No, of course, Jonathan. 478 00:28:38,774 --> 00:28:41,610 But if one of us were to make a mistake and someone got hurt, 479 00:28:42,486 --> 00:28:44,238 I'd never forgive myself. 480 00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:48,659 We'd better just forget about the whole thing. 481 00:28:48,742 --> 00:28:50,911 I guess with my incredible success last night, 482 00:28:51,036 --> 00:28:53,747 I just got carried away. 483 00:28:54,831 --> 00:28:56,291 You're right, Thomas. 484 00:28:56,792 --> 00:29:00,045 I don't really have a feel for this P.I. business yet. 485 00:29:00,420 --> 00:29:02,839 - Carol. - No. It's all right. 486 00:29:03,340 --> 00:29:04,841 I'm a trained chef. 487 00:29:04,925 --> 00:29:07,970 Must be a restaurant around somewhere that could use me. 488 00:29:11,723 --> 00:29:13,267 This is crazy. 489 00:29:13,475 --> 00:29:15,185 You better step on it, Thomas. 490 00:29:15,269 --> 00:29:19,982 Ice Pick said the limo was gonna pick up Osborne at Access D at 1:00. 491 00:29:20,065 --> 00:29:22,484 This guy's a gangster. We can't do this. 492 00:29:22,567 --> 00:29:25,570 I mean, think about it. What if we can't stop Osborne? 493 00:29:25,696 --> 00:29:27,072 We'll stop him. 494 00:29:27,155 --> 00:29:29,908 Well, what if Clinton realizes that Higgins isn't Osborne? 495 00:29:29,992 --> 00:29:32,452 Just relax, Higgins knows what he's doing. 496 00:29:33,412 --> 00:29:36,915 Okay, everything's ready to go. This is exciting, isn't it? 497 00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:39,584 Quite. You'd better get to your post. 498 00:29:40,544 --> 00:29:42,129 I'm curious, Rick. 499 00:29:42,201 --> 00:29:44,412 Why is Ice Pick being so helpful? 500 00:29:44,631 --> 00:29:46,967 Osborne ran Ice Pick out of Chicago. 501 00:29:47,592 --> 00:29:49,303 Put him out of commission. 502 00:29:49,428 --> 00:29:52,055 He just doesn't like the way Clinton does business. 503 00:29:52,347 --> 00:29:56,184 Well, I guess now we just wait 504 00:29:56,393 --> 00:29:58,770 and pray that Magnum and T.C. do their job. 505 00:30:00,022 --> 00:30:02,316 Oh, my coat. 506 00:30:04,735 --> 00:30:06,153 Thank you very much. 507 00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:21,335 Prestige Limo. Ice Pick said Prestige Limo. This is it! 508 00:30:42,147 --> 00:30:44,775 We better pull them over before they get close to the hotel. 509 00:30:44,983 --> 00:30:47,152 And what if they won't pull over, T.C.? 510 00:30:47,235 --> 00:30:49,821 I'm not gonna take on a limo in this car. 511 00:30:51,782 --> 00:30:54,868 No problem. Pull alongside. 512 00:30:57,454 --> 00:30:59,581 - Honk your horn. - What are you going to do? 513 00:30:59,915 --> 00:31:01,333 Honk your horn. 514 00:31:06,421 --> 00:31:07,964 Pull over! Police! 515 00:31:08,298 --> 00:31:10,717 Police? In a Ferrari? 516 00:31:22,854 --> 00:31:26,650 Freeze! Don't move a muscle or I'll put a bullet through it. 517 00:31:34,074 --> 00:31:36,993 Special Investigator Fenady, you're under arrest. 518 00:31:37,577 --> 00:31:39,204 What's the charge, officer? 519 00:31:39,413 --> 00:31:43,375 Speeding, reckless driving, endangering another vehicle, 520 00:31:45,752 --> 00:31:48,004 and impersonating an officer. 521 00:31:50,132 --> 00:31:52,926 Mr. Osborne, can you handle eight kilos? 522 00:31:55,053 --> 00:31:56,638 Things are slow right now. 523 00:31:56,721 --> 00:31:58,849 Might take us a couple of days to move the stuff. 524 00:32:01,226 --> 00:32:03,395 Where are these eight kilos? 525 00:32:03,895 --> 00:32:05,439 They'll be here soon. 526 00:32:05,522 --> 00:32:08,358 But they don't come up till I get the money. 527 00:32:15,323 --> 00:32:16,825 Very nice. 528 00:32:17,701 --> 00:32:19,995 People'll pay through the nose for this stuff. 529 00:32:23,248 --> 00:32:24,332 Let Kono get it. 530 00:32:24,583 --> 00:32:27,419 Just my guys calling to say that the shipment's arrived. 531 00:32:28,253 --> 00:32:29,463 Yeah. 532 00:32:30,881 --> 00:32:32,299 I understand. 533 00:32:38,513 --> 00:32:39,973 Something wrong? 534 00:32:40,515 --> 00:32:42,684 Nothing. The shipment's here. 535 00:32:42,809 --> 00:32:45,061 I've just gotta go down and check it out. 536 00:32:45,145 --> 00:32:46,938 We'll be right back. 537 00:33:00,919 --> 00:33:02,412 How do you think it's going? 538 00:33:02,662 --> 00:33:05,165 Oh, couldn't be better. You two are terrific. 539 00:33:05,290 --> 00:33:07,876 Soon as they come through the door, we're gonna nail them. 540 00:33:08,502 --> 00:33:10,045 Freeze! 541 00:33:14,599 --> 00:33:16,760 Oh, my God. 542 00:33:23,475 --> 00:33:25,810 I knew this wouldn't work. I knew it! 543 00:33:26,019 --> 00:33:29,856 And because of this dumb plan, I missed my game again! 544 00:33:29,981 --> 00:33:31,274 Oh, Magnum, shut up! 545 00:33:31,399 --> 00:33:33,568 Now Reese'll have to lead the guys to victory. 546 00:33:33,693 --> 00:33:35,403 - Who's Reese? - Kenneth Reese. 547 00:33:35,487 --> 00:33:37,447 He was my backup quarterback at the academy 548 00:33:37,572 --> 00:33:40,158 and he's been waiting for a chance like this since 1963, 549 00:33:40,242 --> 00:33:41,868 and now he's got it, because of you! 550 00:33:42,702 --> 00:33:45,956 - All of you! It's all your fault! - Magnum, stop living in the past. 551 00:33:46,039 --> 00:33:47,707 Me? Me? 552 00:33:47,791 --> 00:33:49,793 Higgins, you've enshrined yours. 553 00:33:49,876 --> 00:33:52,921 You quote every boring war story like it was carved in stone. 554 00:33:53,380 --> 00:33:54,589 Boring? 555 00:33:54,798 --> 00:33:56,591 Don't worry, Higgins, I like your stories. 556 00:33:56,841 --> 00:33:58,468 Yeah, me, too. 557 00:33:58,718 --> 00:34:01,263 I do think I tell them with a certain panache. 558 00:34:01,930 --> 00:34:04,224 Yeah. Well, where's Carol? 559 00:34:04,307 --> 00:34:05,684 When's she gonna get us out of here? 560 00:34:05,977 --> 00:34:08,730 Just be thankful that she wasn't discovered, too. 561 00:34:08,874 --> 00:34:10,666 Thankful? Higgins, she's the one who cooked up 562 00:34:10,772 --> 00:34:12,399 this harebrained scheme with your help. 563 00:34:12,732 --> 00:34:14,150 Well... 564 00:34:15,694 --> 00:34:17,612 I think it was a good plan. 565 00:34:17,862 --> 00:34:20,156 T.C., we are in jail! 566 00:34:20,240 --> 00:34:22,117 Rick and Higgins are here on drug charges. 567 00:34:22,367 --> 00:34:24,160 Do you know how serious that is? 568 00:34:25,245 --> 00:34:30,208 Yeah, but we did it for a friend, and that is all that matters. 569 00:34:30,375 --> 00:34:33,086 Well, she's not exactly running to our rescue. Where is she? 570 00:34:34,838 --> 00:34:36,881 Here she comes now. 571 00:34:43,263 --> 00:34:44,764 It's about time you got here. 572 00:34:47,267 --> 00:34:49,686 These are the guys who say they know you. 573 00:34:50,895 --> 00:34:52,230 Hi, Carol. 574 00:34:53,064 --> 00:34:55,609 I've never seen these men before in my life. 575 00:35:07,095 --> 00:35:09,664 Right now, they're playing the rematch 576 00:35:09,748 --> 00:35:13,877 of the 1967 Army-Navy game without me! 577 00:35:14,544 --> 00:35:18,131 It's all you guys' fault. And Carol's. 578 00:35:18,214 --> 00:35:20,133 After all I did for her. 579 00:35:20,925 --> 00:35:23,094 Man, this is worse than capital punishment. 580 00:35:23,178 --> 00:35:26,056 Magnum, please, must you go on, you're making all of us quite ill. 581 00:35:26,139 --> 00:35:27,682 I don't care! 582 00:35:27,766 --> 00:35:29,851 Wait till I get my hands on her, I'll... 583 00:35:29,976 --> 00:35:34,022 Wright, Calvin, Higgins, Magnum. 584 00:35:34,147 --> 00:35:36,439 You guys are out of here. Your bail arrived. 585 00:35:36,691 --> 00:35:38,068 Carol Douglas? 586 00:35:38,151 --> 00:35:40,487 A guy in Zurich named Robin Masters. 587 00:35:40,612 --> 00:35:42,280 Hey, all right! 588 00:35:43,156 --> 00:35:45,825 I put my phone call to good use. 589 00:36:11,326 --> 00:36:13,019 I never want to see you again. 590 00:36:14,312 --> 00:36:17,107 Wait a minute. Let me explain. 591 00:36:18,316 --> 00:36:19,693 Please. 592 00:36:23,363 --> 00:36:25,990 Two minutes, and this better be good. 593 00:36:35,417 --> 00:36:38,920 I knew my boss wasn't messed up with Clinton right from the start. 594 00:36:39,295 --> 00:36:40,839 He wanted to bust him, too. 595 00:36:40,964 --> 00:36:42,799 In fact, we were sort of in competition over it 596 00:36:42,882 --> 00:36:45,218 because a bust like that can mean big political Brownie points. 597 00:36:45,468 --> 00:36:46,970 Is that why he fired you? 598 00:36:47,721 --> 00:36:49,597 No, not exactly. 599 00:36:51,891 --> 00:36:53,768 Why are you being so vague, Carol? 600 00:36:53,977 --> 00:36:55,603 Well... 601 00:36:58,481 --> 00:37:00,316 I wasn't really fired. 602 00:37:01,109 --> 00:37:02,444 What? 603 00:37:08,366 --> 00:37:12,787 You mean, this was all a big con? 604 00:37:13,163 --> 00:37:17,250 A big con just to suck me and Higgins and everybody else in? 605 00:37:18,209 --> 00:37:19,502 Yes. 606 00:37:20,962 --> 00:37:23,089 Stanton told me to stay off the case, Thomas. 607 00:37:23,298 --> 00:37:25,216 He started harassing me. 608 00:37:25,383 --> 00:37:29,095 So I took a vacation and conducted my own private investigation. 609 00:37:29,387 --> 00:37:31,306 Boy, that makes me mad. 610 00:37:31,598 --> 00:37:32,974 How could you do that? 611 00:37:33,057 --> 00:37:35,226 I believed you, that you were upset and drunk. 612 00:37:35,351 --> 00:37:37,145 - I was upset. - And drunk? 613 00:37:38,938 --> 00:37:40,315 How could you do that? 614 00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:43,026 How could you use and manipulate your friends like that? 615 00:37:43,234 --> 00:37:46,029 I've watched you, Thomas, and I've learned. 616 00:37:46,738 --> 00:37:48,990 You're about the best I've ever seen. 617 00:37:50,867 --> 00:37:52,744 Not that it's something to be proud of. 618 00:37:52,911 --> 00:37:54,287 I don't know what you're talking about. 619 00:37:54,370 --> 00:37:55,413 Yes, you do. 620 00:37:55,622 --> 00:37:58,500 You send Rick all over the island running down license plates 621 00:37:58,583 --> 00:38:00,794 or getting information from Ice Pick. 622 00:38:01,044 --> 00:38:03,713 T.C.'s helicopter has bullet holes all over it from your missions 623 00:38:03,922 --> 00:38:05,655 and you don't even offer to pay for the gas. 624 00:38:05,757 --> 00:38:06,966 Your two minutes are up. 625 00:38:07,133 --> 00:38:10,345 And Higgins, he's been tricked, God knows how many times. 626 00:38:10,678 --> 00:38:14,140 And me. Every time I offer to help, I'm risking my career. 627 00:38:14,390 --> 00:38:16,893 And then there's Lieutenant Poole, and poor MacReynolds. 628 00:38:17,018 --> 00:38:19,479 For goodness sakes, you put 20 extra pounds on that guy. 629 00:38:20,438 --> 00:38:22,690 Bringing up Mac is not fair. 630 00:38:22,941 --> 00:38:24,400 But it's true. 631 00:38:29,030 --> 00:38:30,490 Well... 632 00:38:32,325 --> 00:38:33,868 it's always for a good cause. 633 00:38:33,952 --> 00:38:36,496 But mine was for a good cause, too, Thomas. 634 00:38:36,704 --> 00:38:39,791 The only thing I feel bad about is how serious it got. I never, 635 00:38:39,916 --> 00:38:42,377 never meant to put you all in so much danger. 636 00:38:43,545 --> 00:38:46,631 I just thought maybe you could help me and still get to your game. 637 00:38:48,758 --> 00:38:50,176 Well... 638 00:38:51,135 --> 00:38:53,179 I guess it almost worked. 639 00:38:54,264 --> 00:38:57,725 But what about last night? Why didn't you bail us out? 640 00:38:57,976 --> 00:39:00,270 Because I had to keep the whole charade with Clinton alive. 641 00:39:00,353 --> 00:39:03,439 I still have the tape I made. That's enough to bust him. 642 00:39:05,942 --> 00:39:09,320 - Have you told your boss? - I haven't told anybody. 643 00:39:09,571 --> 00:39:11,865 I still don't know where the leak is. 644 00:39:12,073 --> 00:39:15,034 I've got Officer Fenady getting a John Doe arrest warrant for me. 645 00:39:15,118 --> 00:39:17,620 And when he comes to pick me up at my house this afternoon, 646 00:39:17,704 --> 00:39:21,124 I'll tell him where we're going. Until then no one knows. 647 00:39:23,751 --> 00:39:26,880 Today is gonna be the biggest day of my career 648 00:39:28,006 --> 00:39:29,716 and I owe it all to you. 649 00:39:34,762 --> 00:39:36,139 No... 650 00:39:38,808 --> 00:39:40,184 it's your day. 651 00:39:41,144 --> 00:39:43,146 Oh, Thomas. 652 00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:59,704 I'm sorry you missed your reunion and the rematch. 653 00:40:01,664 --> 00:40:04,208 I hope this will make it up to you. 654 00:40:11,925 --> 00:40:13,426 First class? 655 00:40:14,177 --> 00:40:16,512 It's the only seat left going to L.A. today. 656 00:40:16,638 --> 00:40:18,723 I couldn't even get anything on the redeye. 657 00:40:19,057 --> 00:40:21,184 But what the hell, you're worth it. 658 00:40:25,355 --> 00:40:27,523 Thanks for taking me to the airport, T.C. 659 00:40:27,607 --> 00:40:29,108 Hey, no problem. 660 00:40:29,943 --> 00:40:33,363 And I'm sorry about the way I acted before. I... 661 00:40:34,822 --> 00:40:37,617 Forget it. We're just glad you're getting out of town. 662 00:40:38,201 --> 00:40:40,411 And I want you to know that I'm gonna pay you back 663 00:40:40,536 --> 00:40:43,414 for every gallon of fuel I've burned in the helicopter. 664 00:40:44,999 --> 00:40:48,503 Did you recognize that John Fenady? 665 00:40:48,795 --> 00:40:50,630 Oh, the guy who arrested us? 666 00:40:50,713 --> 00:40:52,799 Yeah, he looked kind of familiar. 667 00:40:52,924 --> 00:40:55,885 He played shortstop for the lllegitimates last year. 668 00:40:56,970 --> 00:40:58,972 Yeah, now I remember him. 669 00:40:59,806 --> 00:41:02,642 You should. He robbed you of two clean singles through the hole. 670 00:41:02,725 --> 00:41:04,102 Yeah, he was quick. 671 00:41:04,185 --> 00:41:06,396 He's so quick, they nicknamed him "The Cat." 672 00:41:09,941 --> 00:41:11,317 "The Cat"? 673 00:41:13,152 --> 00:41:18,157 That's why the plan didn't work. El Gato. Fenady is El Gato! 674 00:41:27,375 --> 00:41:28,584 No! 675 00:42:11,461 --> 00:42:12,628 Thomas! 676 00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:06,140 Give me! Give me! 677 00:43:13,022 --> 00:43:14,315 You all right? 678 00:43:15,858 --> 00:43:17,026 Yes. 679 00:43:18,236 --> 00:43:19,946 He's got the Clinton tape. 680 00:43:20,738 --> 00:43:22,031 Hey! 681 00:43:31,582 --> 00:43:34,961 In that Army-Navy game, where I went 21 for 30, 682 00:43:35,044 --> 00:43:37,380 one of the passes I missed was intercepted. 683 00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:41,843 The fastest man on the Army team caught it and he got past everybody 684 00:43:41,926 --> 00:43:45,221 until I was the only guy left that had a chance to catch him. 685 00:43:45,596 --> 00:43:48,516 The guy was faster than me, and I knew it. 686 00:43:48,808 --> 00:43:51,894 But I wasn't going to get beat by my own mistake. 687 00:44:03,573 --> 00:44:05,408 And that's a happy group of midshipmen, 688 00:44:05,491 --> 00:44:06,742 ladies and gentlemen, 689 00:44:06,826 --> 00:44:09,036 as the last few seconds tick off here at the Rose Bowl. 690 00:44:09,287 --> 00:44:12,039 There's the gun. And the final score from Pasadena, 691 00:44:12,123 --> 00:44:15,126 Navy has done it again, 42 to 13. 692 00:44:15,251 --> 00:44:17,879 I can't understand what happened to Thomas. 693 00:44:18,004 --> 00:44:21,465 Well, he said he was going to get a couple of six-packs of Old Düsseldorf 694 00:44:21,549 --> 00:44:23,634 and he'd be right back. 695 00:44:31,309 --> 00:44:32,602 I missed it, didn't I? 696 00:44:33,227 --> 00:44:34,896 Yep. 697 00:44:37,140 --> 00:44:38,941 I can't believe it. 698 00:44:39,150 --> 00:44:40,860 What happened to you? 699 00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:47,783 I went to the only store on this side of the island that carries Old Düsseldorf 700 00:44:47,867 --> 00:44:51,162 and they were out, so I had to drive way over on the other side. 701 00:44:51,412 --> 00:44:55,208 It wouldn't be the same watching the game without Old Düsseldorf 702 00:44:55,416 --> 00:44:57,585 and then when I finally came out of the liquor store somebody'd ripped 703 00:44:57,710 --> 00:45:01,088 the radio out of the car and I couldn't even listen to the game. 704 00:45:02,298 --> 00:45:06,552 Well, I know I shouldn't ask this, but, why are you all muddy? 705 00:45:06,802 --> 00:45:11,349 Well, I tried to hurry back and I drove too fast... 706 00:45:11,432 --> 00:45:13,851 - It was raining. - You wrecked the Ferrari? 707 00:45:13,935 --> 00:45:17,104 No. I drove it off the road and got stuck in the mud. 708 00:45:17,355 --> 00:45:19,565 Oh, Thomas. 709 00:45:19,690 --> 00:45:23,152 And then the tow truck took two hours and the driver doesn't like football, 710 00:45:23,277 --> 00:45:25,112 and he listens to opera... 711 00:45:27,448 --> 00:45:29,200 Could you all leave now? 712 00:45:30,409 --> 00:45:32,078 I wanna be alone. 713 00:45:34,497 --> 00:45:35,957 Don't you wanna know who won? 714 00:45:36,207 --> 00:45:38,209 - Who? - Don't tell him. 715 00:45:40,544 --> 00:45:44,215 Carol figured you might be late, so she taped the game for you. 716 00:45:45,007 --> 00:45:46,259 What? 717 00:45:48,177 --> 00:45:49,428 Carol! 718 00:45:49,845 --> 00:45:50,972 Voilà. 719 00:45:51,180 --> 00:45:53,224 Really? Thank you! 720 00:45:56,018 --> 00:45:59,480 Thank you. I'll never forget you for this. 721 00:46:01,107 --> 00:46:02,441 Now, everyone get out! 722 00:46:03,234 --> 00:46:04,986 - But-- - No buts! No buts! 723 00:46:05,111 --> 00:46:08,406 I don't want anyone even hinting at an outcome. Get out! 724 00:46:08,656 --> 00:46:11,367 - Bye, Thomas. - Thank you, get out. 725 00:46:13,119 --> 00:46:15,079 - It wasn't even close. - Get out! 726 00:46:16,289 --> 00:46:18,874 Thank you. Thank you. 727 00:46:35,483 --> 00:46:37,685 And here comes Navy! 728 00:46:41,355 --> 00:46:45,735 It's an aroused squad of midshipmen who are gathering around their coaches... 729 00:46:45,943 --> 00:46:49,488 Magnum, what have you got to say for yourself? 730 00:46:49,739 --> 00:46:51,282 Come in and be quiet. I'm watching the game. 731 00:46:51,365 --> 00:46:54,327 The Ferrari is literally encased in mud. 732 00:46:55,661 --> 00:46:59,832 Higgins, I am not going to even make up a story for you. 733 00:47:00,041 --> 00:47:02,001 - I ran the car off the road. - You ran off-- 734 00:47:02,084 --> 00:47:05,087 And, Higgins, and someone stole the radio out of it. 735 00:47:05,296 --> 00:47:08,632 Now, that's what happened. I'm sorry. There's nothing I can do about it, 736 00:47:08,841 --> 00:47:11,802 so if you'll just excuse me, I'm gonna watch my game. 737 00:47:12,011 --> 00:47:14,055 Any rational, responsible human being 738 00:47:14,138 --> 00:47:16,807 would be making every effort to remedy the condition of that car. 739 00:47:17,016 --> 00:47:18,059 I'm not listening, Higgins. 740 00:47:18,267 --> 00:47:22,021 Instead, you sit here mesmerized by this primitive display of brute force, 741 00:47:22,228 --> 00:47:25,557 a contest in which the outcome is already known to be Navy: 42... 742 00:47:25,649 --> 00:47:28,152 - Higgins! - ...Army: 13. 743 00:47:28,361 --> 00:47:29,820 Let's have a good, clean game. 744 00:47:29,904 --> 00:47:31,947 Now, Navy has won the toss and as expected, 745 00:47:32,031 --> 00:47:34,450 will take the kickoff at the east end of the field 746 00:47:34,575 --> 00:47:37,536 before over 90,000 here in Pasadena, 747 00:47:37,620 --> 00:47:41,415 it's Army-Navy, and it promises to be a great game!