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Are you telling me
we're not staying here?
Yes.
2
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l forgot my loincloth
and spear.
3
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Will you just keep quiet?
4
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The last time you were here
some poor guy
tried to hang himself...
5
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because
you wouldn't shut up!
6
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lf he so much as touches
one hair on her head,
l'm gonna kill him.
7
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Let me have Blanche
and the butler guy,
and we'll call it even.
8
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l'm gonna kill you.
9
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[yelling]
10
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Harder, harder!
11
00:00:24,356 --> 00:00:25,448
[women yelling]
12
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[screaming]
13
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(Luther)
Welcome to St. Louis.
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Maybe it ain't
the best of towns...
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but it ain't the worst,
either.
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So what if the football team
and the baseball team got to
share the same nickname?
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Who cares? I call it home.
18
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Name's Gillis, Luther.
Private Eye.
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I don't work
out of town much anymore.
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I mean, there was one
recent trip to Hawaii,
but that don't really count.
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It was peaches and cream
compared to the one
I just wrapped up.
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I'm talking about
big-city loan sharking,
extortion and racketeering.
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And except for one
little loose end...
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I was ready to head back
to the office
and call it a day.
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But I wasn't sure
what was louder...
26
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the sound of my wingtips
on the cobblestone...
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or this nagging feeling
in my gut...
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that I should've taken care
of that loose end.
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But like I said, who cares?
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My secretary, Blanche,
and my dumbo nephew, Jack...
31
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wanted me to get back early.
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Said they had
a big surprise for me.
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And I didn't have
the heart to tell them
I hate surprises.
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Gillis.
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[Luther groaning]
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So much for surprises
and loose ends.
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[grunting]
38
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[Jack whistles]
39
00:03:02,614 --> 00:03:05,014
Okay, freeze!
No, no.
40
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You're gonna be sorry.
41
00:03:14,058 --> 00:03:16,492
Never, never say ''freeze.''
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The only place
you hear that word
is on television.
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You're gonna
get yourself killed.
Sorry.
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Sorry?
You're always sorry.
45
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Here l go,
l take you in from that
lousy brother of mine...
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l give you a job,
despite the fact you got
a college diploma...
47
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and what do you do?
48
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l disappoint you.
49
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And you say ''freeze.''
l'm sorry.
50
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Can l go
to the hospital now?
ln a minute.
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[siren wailing]
52
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Now, what's the big surprise
you guys got in store for me?
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l'm gonna give you
three guesses.
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Can l go to the hospital?
55
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Someone died,
someone got born,
someone got married.
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Who cares? Whatever.
What's it say?
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That we're gonna go
on a long trip.
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Kind of like a vacation,
or a honeymoon.
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Blanche, will you quit
talking about Niagara Falls?
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lf l told you once,
l told you--
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00:04:01,573 --> 00:04:02,938
We're not going
to Niagara Falls.
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00:04:03,007 --> 00:04:05,066
lt says nothing
about Niagara Falls!
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00:04:05,143 --> 00:04:06,440
How about a hospital?
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00:04:10,315 --> 00:04:14,115
(Blanche)
lt says, that,
''you are cordially invited...
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''by the National Academy
of Private lnvestigators...
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''to their 1 7th
annual convention...
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''to receive
a Golden Keyhole Award...
68
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''for the best nonfiction
book of the year...
69
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''You Want To Be
A Private Eye?
by Luther H. Gillis.''
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Yadda, yadda, yadda.
71
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''Personal and Confidential.
Top Secret.''
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So, don't tell nobody.
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No kidding? Me?
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(Blanche)
No kidding. You.
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Says you even got to
make a speech.
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So we were gonna take you
out tonight and celebrate.
77
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Jack was gonna wish us
bon voyage and everything.
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Boy, this is great!
79
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Never mind, l'll get a cab.
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Where's this convention,
Blanche?
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00:05:06,304 --> 00:05:07,532
(Magnum)
Maybe Hawaii isn't...
82
00:05:07,605 --> 00:05:09,505
the most breathtaking
place in the world...
83
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but if it isn't,
I don't know what is.
84
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And even though
big-league sports
haven't come our way yet...
85
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we have plenty of
big-league sunsets
to keep us going.
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I call it home.
87
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And home was where I was
looking forward to being
for all of next week.
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After a real tough case
on the Big Island...
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[birds chirping]
I was ready for
some quiet R and R.
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The only thing was,
my little voice
was telling me...
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there was some
little loose end
I hadn't wrapped up.
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If I was listening
carefully enough...
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perhaps I would have
heard it.
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Instead, I was hearing
other music, namely...
95
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a little Tchaikovsky
and a lot of Tolstoy.
96
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Yes, I was finally
going to take the time and
get through War and Peace.
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Some people make
New Year's resolutions
to stop drinking...
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or quit kicking their dog.
99
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Me, I was finally going to
conquer Russian romanticism.
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Magnum.
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00:06:01,059 --> 00:06:02,390
l say, Magnum.
102
00:06:03,161 --> 00:06:04,253
Magnum!
103
00:06:05,763 --> 00:06:07,697
Will you take them off?
What?
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00:06:07,765 --> 00:06:09,357
[yelling]
Will you take them off?
105
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Why are you yelling at me?
l'm not....
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**[music playing on walkman]
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Magnum, we must
have a talk at once.
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What about?
About this mail.
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What about it?
110
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While l appreciate your
retrieving it from the box...
111
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l do not appreciate
your leaving it
under the chainsaw...
112
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in the gardener's shed
for the past five days.
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That is not where l'm
accustomed to going through
the estate correspondence.
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Higgins, l can explain.
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l knew l could count on
hearing that pathetic
little phrase once again.
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lt is as regular
as the rising
and setting of the--
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Do you wanna know why
or not?
Not.
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l just don't want it
to happen again,
and it won't happen again.
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From now on, it will be
the lads' duty, not yours.
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Because of you, the whole
financial pyramid...
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that is my managing
of the estate economy...
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could come crashing down
into a depression
that would rival that of '29.
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Liens, foreclosures.
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Oh, my God.
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A wedding, a birth, a death.
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l'm sorry, Magnum,
this apparently
is addressed to you.
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That's my mail?
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''You are cordially invited
by the National Academy
of Private lnvestigators...
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''to their 1 7th annual
convention to present
a Golden Keyhole Award.''
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How droll.
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''The Mauka Room
of the Kalanianaole Hotel.
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''Top Secret.
Personal and Confidential.''
Higgins, give me my mail.
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By the by, Magnum,
do they tell you
what the password is?
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All right, Higgins, enough.
135
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l mean, who would wanna go
to this silly thing anyway?
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lt's probably just a--
Mistake.
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This telegram is obviously
a follow-up explaining that.
138
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All some terrible
misunderstanding.
139
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After all, how could
they possibly want you?
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[Higgins snickering]
141
00:08:13,591 --> 00:08:15,286
[car horn honking]
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[whistling]
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00:08:16,961 --> 00:08:18,929
(Luther and Blanche)
Aloha!
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00:08:20,164 --> 00:08:22,029
(Luther)
lt's okay.
You say you didn't get...
145
00:08:22,100 --> 00:08:24,728
the telegram till now?
No harm done, l believe you.
146
00:08:24,802 --> 00:08:27,293
Just tell us where
you want us to wait till
you get our rooms ready.
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Calcutta.
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00:08:30,408 --> 00:08:31,602
Luther.
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00:08:31,709 --> 00:08:34,701
Luther, they said
we couldn't stay here.
Of course we can stay here.
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l mean when a guy
l worked with, lay my keister
on the line for...
151
00:08:38,249 --> 00:08:41,343
takes me to the airport,
buys me some macadamia nuts,
puts me on a plane...
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Luther.
...and tells me
with a straight face...
153
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the next time l'm in Hawaii
to look him up...
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l'm talking about Tom
'You can come stay
with me, pal' Magnum.
155
00:08:48,659 --> 00:08:51,059
l never said that!
lt doesn't matter.
156
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l gave this address
to the convention,
we have to stay here.
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l'm afraid that's impossible.
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You see, Mr. Masters
is expecting the entire
stewardess contingent...
159
00:08:58,169 --> 00:09:02,731
of TransGlobal Airways
flights 276 and 51 2
to be staying here next week.
160
00:09:02,807 --> 00:09:04,502
That's okay.
They won't bother us.
161
00:09:04,575 --> 00:09:08,875
That's not the point.
The point is
you are not staying here.
162
00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:11,378
Wait, wait.
l got to get this right.
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00:09:11,549 --> 00:09:14,780
l come all the way to Hawaii
to get the biggest award
of my career...
164
00:09:14,852 --> 00:09:18,310
''Top Secret,'' they tell me.
''Confidential.'' Just let us
know where you're staying...
165
00:09:18,389 --> 00:09:20,084
''We'll contact you,''
they say.
166
00:09:20,158 --> 00:09:23,321
So, l give them the address
of the only friend
l have in Hawaii.
167
00:09:23,394 --> 00:09:25,487
And this friend is telling me
l'm not staying here?
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00:09:25,563 --> 00:09:28,623
We'll get you another room.
We'll call them up....
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00:09:28,699 --> 00:09:30,030
[all chattering]
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00:09:30,101 --> 00:09:31,295
[whistling]
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00:09:31,369 --> 00:09:33,860
And what will Jack--
Shut up! All of you!
172
00:09:34,972 --> 00:09:38,135
Now, there isn't any reason
for all of this
screaming and hollering.
173
00:09:38,209 --> 00:09:39,733
These things happen.
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00:09:39,811 --> 00:09:41,711
Me and Luther
can go to a hotel.
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00:09:42,647 --> 00:09:44,012
Separate rooms, of course.
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00:09:44,081 --> 00:09:47,278
Oh, good. Good.
l'll take you both
over to the hotel...
177
00:09:47,351 --> 00:09:49,751
get the rooms,
and then we can
go to the convention...
178
00:09:49,821 --> 00:09:51,789
and let them know
where to find you.
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00:09:51,856 --> 00:09:53,016
You boys just go along.
180
00:09:53,090 --> 00:09:55,718
l'm gonna stay here
and cook up a little
something special...
181
00:09:55,793 --> 00:09:57,454
for just the four of us.
182
00:09:57,528 --> 00:09:58,927
That really
isn't necessary.
183
00:09:59,530 --> 00:10:03,227
No, sure, don't worry,
l'm gonna have it ready
by the time they get back.
184
00:10:04,202 --> 00:10:05,829
Smoked kielbasa...
185
00:10:05,903 --> 00:10:09,430
direct from
Khartousian's Deli,
East 63rd.
186
00:10:09,507 --> 00:10:11,873
My specialty.
Where's the pots and pans?
187
00:10:13,144 --> 00:10:14,270
ln the kitchen.
188
00:10:16,581 --> 00:10:18,981
Hadn't you better start
checking on those rooms?
189
00:10:19,917 --> 00:10:22,078
Why can't you stay
with your daughter Nancy?
190
00:10:22,153 --> 00:10:25,122
l'd love to, but she's
in a boarding school,
in Detroit.
191
00:10:25,223 --> 00:10:27,657
Chicago.
lt's Tim that's in Detroit.
192
00:10:27,725 --> 00:10:29,283
Whatever. What are we
waiting for?
193
00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:31,624
Let's get to the convention
and check out
some of the guys.
194
00:10:31,696 --> 00:10:34,358
And find another room.
Yeah, ain't we got fun!
195
00:10:34,432 --> 00:10:35,421
[laughs]
196
00:10:39,470 --> 00:10:41,938
(Magnum)
Do svidaniya
to Russian romanticism.
197
00:10:42,139 --> 00:10:44,403
The closest I'd probably
get to it now would be...
198
00:10:44,475 --> 00:10:46,943
the Russian dressing
on the chicken sandwiches...
199
00:10:47,111 --> 00:10:49,545
at the closing banquet
Wednesday night.
200
00:10:49,647 --> 00:10:52,878
Somehow,
my appetite for all this
wasn't quite whetted.
201
00:10:55,887 --> 00:10:58,287
Excuse me. Says on
the invitation here...
202
00:10:58,356 --> 00:11:01,223
we're supposed to
get in touch with
a guy named Lloyd DeWitt.
203
00:11:01,292 --> 00:11:02,953
He's the local secretary.
204
00:11:03,728 --> 00:11:04,786
You know him?
205
00:11:05,196 --> 00:11:07,164
l've bumped into him
a couple of times.
206
00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:09,791
Bourbon on the rocks and
hold the flowers, please.
207
00:11:09,867 --> 00:11:12,267
[man chattering
on P.A. system]
That's him over there.
208
00:11:12,570 --> 00:11:13,696
Who?
209
00:11:14,105 --> 00:11:15,367
Lloyd Dewitt.
210
00:11:16,207 --> 00:11:18,402
You mean that guy
with the food on his shirt?
211
00:11:19,210 --> 00:11:20,302
Yeah.
212
00:11:20,745 --> 00:11:21,871
That's class.
213
00:11:22,580 --> 00:11:25,413
Well, he sells hotdogs
on the North Shore.
214
00:11:25,716 --> 00:11:27,513
Really? Could've fooled me.
215
00:11:27,818 --> 00:11:31,310
Being a Pl must be just
a sideline, like most of you
guys out here.
216
00:11:32,723 --> 00:11:34,156
You must be Luther Gillis.
217
00:11:34,859 --> 00:11:37,589
You're late.
l didn't expect you
to turn up at all.
218
00:11:37,662 --> 00:11:40,130
Are you kidding, DeWitt?
And miss my award?
219
00:11:40,197 --> 00:11:41,926
This here's an old pal
of mine, Tom Magnum.
220
00:11:41,999 --> 00:11:43,057
Hi.
Hi.
221
00:11:43,134 --> 00:11:45,432
He was along for the ride
when l put Artie Canoe
behind bars.
222
00:11:45,503 --> 00:11:47,368
Keanu. Artie Keanu.
223
00:11:47,438 --> 00:11:48,803
How is that crud, anyway?
224
00:11:48,873 --> 00:11:51,706
Keanu? He escaped
from prison three weeks ago.
225
00:11:51,776 --> 00:11:53,539
Great! We can nail him again!
226
00:11:53,611 --> 00:11:56,409
No, no. We are not
going to nail anybody.
227
00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:58,175
The police are going to
nail him again.
228
00:11:58,249 --> 00:12:01,082
We are going to get you
a room so that
you can get your award...
229
00:12:01,152 --> 00:12:04,610
and then we, Luther,
we are going to get you
back to St. Louis.
230
00:12:04,689 --> 00:12:07,283
Yeah, but l thought
you could--
But nothing.
231
00:12:07,992 --> 00:12:09,357
No Artie Keanu.
232
00:12:11,128 --> 00:12:14,188
Don't worry about it,
he's gonna be captured.
And when he is...
233
00:12:14,265 --> 00:12:17,200
l'm sure it will have
something to do with
computers and electronics.
234
00:12:17,268 --> 00:12:18,963
Computers are for sissies.
235
00:12:19,370 --> 00:12:21,429
Luther.
Oh, really?
236
00:12:21,505 --> 00:12:24,269
Well, let me tell you that
computers and electronics...
237
00:12:24,342 --> 00:12:26,810
are the wave of the future
in this industry.
238
00:12:27,244 --> 00:12:31,578
Foot-tails and stakeouts
will become as obsolete
as Panama hats...
239
00:12:31,682 --> 00:12:34,310
and the ubiquitous informants
on the street.
240
00:12:35,019 --> 00:12:38,284
Be ready for the future,
or you'll wind up
in the past.
241
00:12:38,589 --> 00:12:40,352
Who said that?
l did.
242
00:12:40,825 --> 00:12:42,417
[clears throat]
lt's in my book:
243
00:12:42,493 --> 00:12:44,927
Private Investigative
Techniques
In the Computer Age...
244
00:12:44,996 --> 00:12:47,123
subtitled Software and You.
245
00:12:47,198 --> 00:12:49,428
You can pick one up
in the lobby for $7.95.
246
00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:51,161
Yeah, well,
that's very interesting--
247
00:12:51,235 --> 00:12:53,999
Sounds great.
You're quite an entrepreneur.
248
00:12:54,572 --> 00:12:55,664
Onions extra?
249
00:12:56,407 --> 00:12:58,136
[laughing]
250
00:13:02,279 --> 00:13:03,507
l'm sorry.
251
00:13:07,218 --> 00:13:08,776
Hey, go ahead, laugh it up.
252
00:13:08,853 --> 00:13:12,482
But computers
have revolutionized
my business.
253
00:13:12,957 --> 00:13:15,551
Really? You can't eat
a computer at a ballgame.
254
00:13:16,494 --> 00:13:19,554
But, hey,
save some of your shirt
for me for later.
255
00:13:20,097 --> 00:13:21,155
l might get hungry.
256
00:13:21,232 --> 00:13:22,494
[laughing]
257
00:13:22,566 --> 00:13:23,760
[man chattering
on P.A. system]
258
00:13:23,834 --> 00:13:25,699
(Magnum)
Yes, l'm still here.
259
00:13:25,903 --> 00:13:27,302
That's great!
260
00:13:29,006 --> 00:13:31,839
Gillis. G-l-L-L-l-S.
261
00:13:32,510 --> 00:13:33,977
Right. Right.
262
00:13:34,045 --> 00:13:36,775
6:00? They'll be there.
263
00:13:37,214 --> 00:13:40,047
Oh, and thank you
very, very much.
264
00:13:40,451 --> 00:13:41,543
Thank you.
265
00:13:41,619 --> 00:13:43,416
[men laughing]
266
00:13:45,723 --> 00:13:47,588
Blackie, you are a con.
267
00:13:47,658 --> 00:13:50,525
You remember the time
when you and me
and Frankie Albright...
268
00:13:50,594 --> 00:13:53,859
busted up that Greek Olive
smuggling ring in the....
269
00:13:53,931 --> 00:13:57,594
Hey, Tom, l want you to
meet some buddies of mine
from the old days.
270
00:13:57,668 --> 00:13:59,932
This is Rudy G,
Nick The Stick,
and Blackie.
271
00:14:00,004 --> 00:14:01,232
Glad to meet you, pal.
272
00:14:01,305 --> 00:14:04,866
Hi, guys.
Luther, l got the room.
Let's go get Blanche.
273
00:14:05,009 --> 00:14:06,601
Hey, we just got here.
274
00:14:06,811 --> 00:14:09,211
Me and the boys have got
some memories to catch up on.
275
00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:13,546
You know, Tom was with me
and helped me bust up that
Artie Canoe guy a while back.
276
00:14:13,617 --> 00:14:16,711
Yeah, it reminded me
of the time when l was
back in Keokuk.
277
00:14:16,787 --> 00:14:18,379
There were these
bohemian used cars....
278
00:14:18,456 --> 00:14:20,253
(Magnum)
I know what you're thinking.
279
00:14:20,324 --> 00:14:22,986
You're thinking I spent
the whole day
at the convention...
280
00:14:23,060 --> 00:14:24,459
bored out of my mind.
281
00:14:24,762 --> 00:14:26,627
Well,
this time you're wrong.
282
00:14:27,098 --> 00:14:29,498
You see, after my
initial reluctance...
283
00:14:29,567 --> 00:14:34,368
I found the boys, Blackie,
Nick The Stick and Rudy G,
quite interesting.
284
00:14:34,505 --> 00:14:36,063
Their stories were bizarre...
285
00:14:36,140 --> 00:14:39,803
but it was kind of neat to
hear about the good old days.
I was fascinated.
286
00:14:39,877 --> 00:14:42,311
It was kind of like
being in a Sam Spade movie.
287
00:14:42,580 --> 00:14:46,107
Boy, those guys are
the most boring bunch
of liars l've ever heard.
288
00:14:46,183 --> 00:14:48,048
l couldn't wait
to blow that joint.
289
00:14:52,556 --> 00:14:54,990
[smoke alarm beeping]
290
00:14:55,526 --> 00:14:57,255
Blanche could never
cook that stuff.
291
00:14:57,328 --> 00:14:59,558
Higgins! Higgins!
292
00:15:01,866 --> 00:15:03,333
[coughing]
293
00:15:11,208 --> 00:15:13,039
Hey! They're not here!
294
00:15:13,144 --> 00:15:15,237
There's a good reason
for that.
What?
295
00:15:15,479 --> 00:15:17,413
This note says
they've been kidnapped.
296
00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:24,018
[birds chirping]
297
00:15:24,088 --> 00:15:26,079
(Magnum)
The shock of having
someone close to you...
298
00:15:26,157 --> 00:15:28,717
suddenly and inexplicably
yanked away...
299
00:15:28,792 --> 00:15:30,783
was a brutal reminder
of how fragile...
300
00:15:30,861 --> 00:15:32,328
human relationships
can be.
301
00:15:33,030 --> 00:15:35,123
Of course, we were both
too professional...
302
00:15:35,199 --> 00:15:38,362
to let that affect
our realistic assessment
of the facts.
303
00:15:38,536 --> 00:15:41,403
l know what happened.
lt's as clear as
the nose on my face.
304
00:15:42,139 --> 00:15:44,869
The butler got Blanche drunk,
seduced her...
305
00:15:44,975 --> 00:15:47,944
wrote this phony kidnap note,
and then ran off with her.
306
00:15:48,012 --> 00:15:51,209
Why would Blanche run off
with Higgins, Luther,
when she's got you?
307
00:15:52,216 --> 00:15:53,581
Yeah, you're right.
308
00:15:56,020 --> 00:15:57,920
Artie Keanu.
What?
309
00:15:58,022 --> 00:16:01,150
Artie Keanu. He wants revenge
for us putting him away.
310
00:16:01,225 --> 00:16:03,386
So he takes
Higgins and Blanche.
311
00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:04,755
That makes sense.
312
00:16:05,996 --> 00:16:07,691
Why didn't he say that
on the note?
313
00:16:07,765 --> 00:16:11,257
lt doesn't say anything
in the note. lt just says,
''Wait for instructions.''
314
00:16:11,502 --> 00:16:12,662
[dog whimpering]
315
00:16:12,736 --> 00:16:14,567
lt looks like
they're coming around.
316
00:16:15,406 --> 00:16:17,499
Big deal. They're not gonna
tell us anything.
317
00:16:17,575 --> 00:16:19,406
Luther,
this is no time for jokes!
318
00:16:19,476 --> 00:16:21,967
l'm not joking.
l wanna get Artie Canoe.
So do l!
319
00:16:22,046 --> 00:16:24,241
Well, this is your turf,
your burg. Where do we start?
320
00:16:26,417 --> 00:16:29,511
You have got a strange way
of getting information
out here.
321
00:16:29,587 --> 00:16:31,578
Whatever happened to
grabbing the bum
by the collar...
322
00:16:31,655 --> 00:16:32,781
and shaking it out of him?
323
00:16:32,856 --> 00:16:35,689
You don't shake someone down
like lce Pick.
324
00:16:36,293 --> 00:16:38,784
No, you play tennis with him.
What a place.
325
00:16:39,597 --> 00:16:41,827
(Rick)
Great return, lce Pick.
Your point.
326
00:16:41,899 --> 00:16:43,230
(T.C.)
What are you talking about?
327
00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:45,791
T.C.
Oh, yeah.
Great return, lce Pick.
328
00:16:45,869 --> 00:16:47,359
Sorry,
what were you saying, Luther?
329
00:16:47,504 --> 00:16:49,472
l was saying, you don't
play tennis with someone...
330
00:16:49,540 --> 00:16:51,701
to get information.
You shake it out of him.
331
00:16:56,747 --> 00:16:57,839
Thomas.
332
00:16:59,516 --> 00:17:00,574
Big Sally.
333
00:17:00,651 --> 00:17:03,814
l'm not interested
in your love life.
What did he tell you?
334
00:17:03,887 --> 00:17:05,821
Big Sally happens to be
Artie's wife.
335
00:17:05,889 --> 00:17:07,754
lce Pick thinks that maybe
she's hiding him out.
336
00:17:07,825 --> 00:17:09,588
Where?
(lce Pick)
Come on, Orville.
337
00:17:09,660 --> 00:17:10,752
[groaning]
338
00:17:15,966 --> 00:17:17,160
You know, if he....
339
00:17:17,234 --> 00:17:21,102
lf he so much as touches
one hair on her head,
l'm gonna kill him.
340
00:17:22,039 --> 00:17:24,803
He won't, Luther.
Artie Keanu wants us.
341
00:17:24,875 --> 00:17:27,070
Yeah, well, that's what
he's gonna get. Us.
342
00:17:27,411 --> 00:17:30,938
You know, me and Blanche,
we've been together
a pretty long time.
343
00:17:31,915 --> 00:17:33,109
We....
344
00:17:33,183 --> 00:17:37,142
Well, what l mean is,
l'd have to run an ad,
get a young chick, train her.
345
00:17:37,221 --> 00:17:38,449
You know what l mean?
346
00:17:39,490 --> 00:17:40,616
l think so.
347
00:17:40,691 --> 00:17:42,352
[lce Pick chattering]
348
00:17:42,426 --> 00:17:44,792
l'll get that.
(Rick)
Nice serve, lce Pick!
349
00:17:50,601 --> 00:17:51,659
Big Sally.
350
00:17:51,735 --> 00:17:54,226
(Luther)
We know. She's married to
Artie Canoe. Where is she?
351
00:17:54,305 --> 00:17:56,739
They've got a place
at Malu Beach.
352
00:17:57,174 --> 00:17:59,267
(lce Pick)
Hey! We playing here,
or what?
353
00:18:01,412 --> 00:18:02,970
That's all l need to know.
354
00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:04,879
Wait a minute, Luther!
355
00:18:05,082 --> 00:18:07,744
We need some more
information. We don't even
know they're there!
356
00:18:07,818 --> 00:18:09,718
Will you just wait?
You just wait.
357
00:18:09,787 --> 00:18:11,345
Luther Gillis is on the move.
358
00:18:15,059 --> 00:18:16,219
Shh!
359
00:18:16,927 --> 00:18:18,019
Sorry.
360
00:18:18,729 --> 00:18:20,856
l forgot my loincloth
and spear.
361
00:18:20,931 --> 00:18:22,421
Will you just keep quiet?
362
00:18:24,134 --> 00:18:27,103
All right.
Here's what l think
we ought to do first.
363
00:18:27,171 --> 00:18:28,729
Save the strategy
for the dominoes.
364
00:18:28,806 --> 00:18:30,637
You bust in the front door,
l'll go in the back.
365
00:18:30,708 --> 00:18:33,404
Luther, we don't even know
they're in there.
So?
366
00:18:33,477 --> 00:18:36,275
So, we have been
all through this before.
367
00:18:36,347 --> 00:18:38,577
There's no reason to
go in there guns blazing.
368
00:18:38,649 --> 00:18:41,482
All right, all right.
Synchronize our watches.
369
00:18:42,086 --> 00:18:44,646
What?
Put the big hand on six,
big guy.
370
00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:48,453
l give you three minutes.
You bust in the front door.
371
00:18:53,030 --> 00:18:54,122
Luther!
372
00:19:00,904 --> 00:19:02,769
(Magnum)
One of the tougher things
about being...
373
00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:05,707
a Private Investigator was
doing what I was doing now.
374
00:19:05,976 --> 00:19:08,774
Going into a potentially
dangerous situation...
375
00:19:08,846 --> 00:19:11,906
without really knowing
what form the danger
would take.
376
00:19:12,316 --> 00:19:13,613
Or from whom.
377
00:19:13,917 --> 00:19:15,578
But when the stakes
are high...
378
00:19:15,652 --> 00:19:19,418
you sometimes have to gamble
and hope for the best.
379
00:19:19,656 --> 00:19:22,921
And above all,
remain cool and calm.
380
00:19:25,229 --> 00:19:27,993
(Luther)
My head was spinning like
the carousel at Coney...
381
00:19:28,565 --> 00:19:31,500
and my heart was pounding
like Gene Krupa at the Copa.
382
00:19:31,702 --> 00:19:33,533
But like I said, who cares?
383
00:19:33,604 --> 00:19:36,630
These cruds had Blanche
and I didn't care
what else they had.
384
00:19:37,174 --> 00:19:41,201
Guns, knives,
cannons, B-17's,
I was ready for anything.
385
00:19:42,045 --> 00:19:43,171
[groans]
386
00:19:43,914 --> 00:19:46,405
That's what you get
for sneaking around my house.
387
00:19:46,483 --> 00:19:48,348
You get up
and l'll hit you again.
388
00:19:53,524 --> 00:19:54,718
Put down the pan.
389
00:19:54,825 --> 00:19:56,588
[dog barking]
390
00:19:57,161 --> 00:19:58,458
Please, please.
391
00:19:59,430 --> 00:20:01,898
You guys touch me,
you'll be history.
392
00:20:01,965 --> 00:20:05,901
Don't worry, lady,
the only thing that's gonna
touch you is a 10-foot pole.
393
00:20:05,969 --> 00:20:08,164
Luther!
Where's Artie Canoe?
394
00:20:08,739 --> 00:20:10,832
(Big Sally)
l don't have to
listen to that creep.
395
00:20:10,908 --> 00:20:14,435
You guys can rob me, beat me,
kill me, whatever...
396
00:20:14,511 --> 00:20:16,638
but l don't have to
listen to him.
397
00:20:17,047 --> 00:20:18,776
Listen, l know how you feel.
398
00:20:18,949 --> 00:20:21,577
Would you mind telling me
where l might find Artie?
399
00:20:21,652 --> 00:20:24,018
l don't mind at all,
if l knew myself.
400
00:20:24,922 --> 00:20:27,686
What you guys want
with the ugly ape? You cops?
401
00:20:27,758 --> 00:20:30,352
Well, actually,
we're private investigators
and we think that...
402
00:20:30,427 --> 00:20:31,621
Artie may be responsible--
403
00:20:31,695 --> 00:20:32,684
[exclaims]
404
00:20:32,763 --> 00:20:34,560
He ain't responsible
for nothing.
405
00:20:34,631 --> 00:20:37,862
The jerk escapes from prison,
does he give me a call?
406
00:20:38,101 --> 00:20:39,659
Does he send me any bread?
407
00:20:39,736 --> 00:20:42,671
Does he let me know
he's okay? No, nothing.
408
00:20:43,073 --> 00:20:44,734
So, what you want with him?
409
00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:48,608
Well, we think he was
involved in a kidnapping
of two friends of ours.
410
00:20:48,679 --> 00:20:49,976
Look, can you help us?
411
00:20:51,548 --> 00:20:52,640
l don't know.
412
00:20:53,150 --> 00:20:57,018
* You always hurt
the one you love *
413
00:20:58,322 --> 00:21:01,416
* The one you shouldn't
hurt at all *
414
00:21:01,892 --> 00:21:04,292
No, wait! No, no,
he can't hear you. No.
415
00:21:05,829 --> 00:21:08,354
Try the Celestial Mission
on Hotel Street.
416
00:21:08,432 --> 00:21:10,457
Friend of his
named Jo runs it.
417
00:21:10,734 --> 00:21:13,225
lf anybody'll know,
it'll be Jo.
418
00:21:13,303 --> 00:21:15,567
* You always break
the kindest heart *
419
00:21:15,639 --> 00:21:18,335
Right, well, thank you,
l'll just get him out of here.
420
00:21:18,408 --> 00:21:22,208
* With a hasty word
you can't recall *
421
00:21:22,279 --> 00:21:24,110
Come on, Luther. Here we go.
422
00:21:24,314 --> 00:21:29,047
* So if l broke
your heart last night *
423
00:21:29,820 --> 00:21:34,120
* lt's because
l love you most of all **
424
00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:35,447
[dog barking]
425
00:21:37,661 --> 00:21:39,390
(Luther)
What'd she say?
What'd she say?
426
00:21:39,463 --> 00:21:40,623
Nothing.
427
00:21:40,697 --> 00:21:42,528
Come on, come on,
what'd she tell you?
428
00:21:42,599 --> 00:21:45,932
Nothing, Luther!
She wasn't very helpful.
429
00:21:46,203 --> 00:21:47,670
And neither were you.
430
00:21:47,804 --> 00:21:50,204
What about
synchronizing our watches?
You jumped the gun.
431
00:21:50,274 --> 00:21:51,741
Details. Details.
432
00:21:52,075 --> 00:21:54,839
Just 'cause l shot
my mouth off a little bit,
she whacked me out...
433
00:21:54,912 --> 00:21:58,109
doesn't mean....
Doesn't mean you should
withhold anything she said.
434
00:21:58,181 --> 00:22:00,308
l'm not withholding anything,
Luther.
435
00:22:00,384 --> 00:22:04,548
l'm just gonna drop you off
at Doc lbold's so you can
get your head examined.
436
00:22:04,621 --> 00:22:06,316
And then l'm gonna go
back to the estate...
437
00:22:06,390 --> 00:22:08,449
and see if there's
any messages
from the kidnappers.
438
00:22:08,525 --> 00:22:10,254
And then l'll pick you up,
okay?
439
00:22:11,094 --> 00:22:13,324
Look, l'm not the one
who made her mad.
440
00:22:15,799 --> 00:22:17,596
Thanks. Thanks, Chuckie.
441
00:22:20,103 --> 00:22:22,333
l was just wondering
how Blanche is doing.
442
00:22:26,677 --> 00:22:28,474
(Blanche)
Some honeymoon, huh?
443
00:22:28,812 --> 00:22:31,076
Only part that's romantic
about this is...
444
00:22:31,148 --> 00:22:34,743
l'm locked up in a
secluded shack
with a guy on the beach.
445
00:22:35,586 --> 00:22:37,781
Only thing is,
it's the wrong guy.
446
00:22:38,255 --> 00:22:40,086
l'm quite sorry
to disappoint you.
447
00:22:40,290 --> 00:22:43,657
l can assure you
this is not my idea
of idyllic bliss, either.
448
00:22:43,727 --> 00:22:45,854
ln fact, your presence here,
my dear woman...
449
00:22:45,996 --> 00:22:47,987
acutely exacerbates
the situation.
450
00:22:48,198 --> 00:22:49,324
Uh-uh.
451
00:22:49,533 --> 00:22:52,832
You think you're gonna
get someplace with me
using flattery?
452
00:22:54,972 --> 00:22:56,098
No way.
453
00:22:56,807 --> 00:23:01,073
Hey, are you some kind
of a duke or something?
454
00:23:02,012 --> 00:23:04,242
Maybe a count?
Miss Rafferty--
455
00:23:04,715 --> 00:23:05,943
Blanche.
456
00:23:06,016 --> 00:23:10,453
Miss Rafferty,
although the Higgins lineage
is decidedly distinguished...
457
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:11,885
it is not of the realm.
458
00:23:12,489 --> 00:23:15,890
l guess you're not being
held here on account of
for your bread.
459
00:23:16,627 --> 00:23:19,892
Miss Rafferty, l'm quite sure
that the reason
we're being held here...
460
00:23:19,963 --> 00:23:22,693
can be directly attributed
to the presence
of your fiancé...
461
00:23:22,766 --> 00:23:24,097
l wish.
...Luther Gillis...
462
00:23:24,167 --> 00:23:26,601
that walking anachronism,
here on this island.
463
00:23:26,770 --> 00:23:30,103
And all this time
Luther thought that
you didn't like him.
464
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:32,765
And here you are
complimenting him.
465
00:23:33,143 --> 00:23:34,542
What a guy.
466
00:23:35,879 --> 00:23:39,645
Nevertheless, Mr. Higgins,
l think that
you're making a mistake.
467
00:23:39,716 --> 00:23:41,377
We're here
on account of Magnum.
468
00:23:41,485 --> 00:23:43,453
He must've done something
to make somebody mad.
469
00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:46,080
Your hypothesis
is not beyond
the realm of possibility.
470
00:23:46,156 --> 00:23:48,283
All right,
so sometimes l'm wrong.
471
00:23:48,792 --> 00:23:50,453
We still got to
get out of this mess.
472
00:23:55,699 --> 00:23:56,961
Like one time...
473
00:23:57,567 --> 00:24:00,866
l remember this time when
Luther, Chuckie and me....
474
00:24:01,171 --> 00:24:03,366
Chuckie. Chuckie was
Luther's ex-partner.
475
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:07,536
He got snuffed in San Jose,
'53, outside of a dance hall.
476
00:24:09,780 --> 00:24:11,680
What am l talking about?
477
00:24:11,882 --> 00:24:13,474
Sometimes l ramble.
478
00:24:14,584 --> 00:24:15,676
Anyway...
479
00:24:15,919 --> 00:24:18,046
Chuckie and me
was being held prisoner...
480
00:24:18,121 --> 00:24:20,681
by Moe Safronsky
and his gang...
481
00:24:20,991 --> 00:24:22,959
in this cabin
in the Catskills.
482
00:24:23,193 --> 00:24:27,653
See, these hotel comedians,
they was being bumped off
one by one--
483
00:24:27,764 --> 00:24:31,393
Please, Miss Rafferty,
l fail to see how some
sordid tale from the past...
484
00:24:31,468 --> 00:24:33,800
can have any relevance
to our current plight.
485
00:24:35,839 --> 00:24:38,433
Now, you happen to have
a hairpin on you?
486
00:24:38,508 --> 00:24:39,805
Yeah, sure.
487
00:24:41,078 --> 00:24:42,340
You look okay.
488
00:24:46,049 --> 00:24:49,883
l shall attempt to remove
the hairpin from your hair
with my teeth...
489
00:24:50,387 --> 00:24:53,083
and use it
to try to undo our bonds.
490
00:24:53,557 --> 00:24:56,390
lt may take
some time and effort,
but it will be worth it.
491
00:24:56,593 --> 00:24:59,153
Not unlike the time
that l was imprisoned
with Bertie Farnbush...
492
00:24:59,229 --> 00:25:02,460
and his maiden sister
in an Albanian
zipper factory by--
493
00:25:02,532 --> 00:25:05,660
Hey, hey. Would you just
spare me the...
494
00:25:05,902 --> 00:25:08,302
''sordid tales of your past''?
495
00:25:08,505 --> 00:25:11,303
And, let's just get
the hell out of here, huh?
496
00:25:11,641 --> 00:25:14,337
Would you kindly
lean toward me.
497
00:25:21,818 --> 00:25:24,446
(Magnum)
More on ''potentially
dangerous situations. ''
498
00:25:24,521 --> 00:25:27,422
Even though I realized
it was risky coming
down to Hotel Street...
499
00:25:27,491 --> 00:25:29,322
and looking for
Artie Keanu alone...
500
00:25:29,392 --> 00:25:33,351
I realized the alternative,
coming down here
with Luther...
501
00:25:33,430 --> 00:25:34,829
was worse.
502
00:25:34,898 --> 00:25:39,665
So I left him with Doc Ibold
and a fervent request
that he be heavily sedated.
503
00:25:39,836 --> 00:25:42,498
Preferably for the next
six or seven years.
504
00:25:46,643 --> 00:25:47,905
Hi there.
505
00:25:49,346 --> 00:25:50,506
Jo around?
506
00:26:01,992 --> 00:26:03,254
(woman)
Bye-bye, baby.
507
00:26:17,140 --> 00:26:18,471
[woman giggling]
508
00:26:20,110 --> 00:26:21,338
(Magnum)
Hi.
509
00:26:25,415 --> 00:26:26,541
ls Jo around?
510
00:26:27,184 --> 00:26:30,278
l'm Jo. And l'm around.
511
00:26:31,755 --> 00:26:33,382
But you can take your pick.
512
00:26:33,456 --> 00:26:37,324
No. Well, l mean,
you don't understand.
Big Sally sent me.
513
00:26:38,862 --> 00:26:40,523
Who?
Big Sally.
514
00:26:40,797 --> 00:26:42,025
Artie's old lady.
515
00:26:43,333 --> 00:26:45,324
l don't know what the hell
you're talking about.
516
00:26:45,402 --> 00:26:47,768
Artie Canoe, Keanu.
l have to see him.
517
00:26:48,638 --> 00:26:50,731
Listen, mister--
l understand.
518
00:26:50,807 --> 00:26:53,037
l didn't wanna come here
all the way
from Seattle, either...
519
00:26:53,109 --> 00:26:56,169
but when Big Sally
called me and told me
that Artie was in this fix--
520
00:26:56,246 --> 00:26:59,443
l think you better
turn around and walk
right back out that door.
521
00:27:02,752 --> 00:27:04,379
No Artie?
Get.
522
00:27:06,022 --> 00:27:09,219
Right. Well, it was nice
meeting you ladies.
523
00:27:09,292 --> 00:27:10,623
(woman #1)
Nice meeting you, too.
Bye-bye.
524
00:27:10,694 --> 00:27:11,854
Thanks anyway.
525
00:27:11,928 --> 00:27:13,657
(woman #2)
Come again.
Good night.
526
00:27:13,730 --> 00:27:16,255
(Magnum)
Big Sally had
obviously set us up.
527
00:27:16,333 --> 00:27:18,824
But, at least as far as
the danger aspect went...
528
00:27:18,902 --> 00:27:20,961
my fears had proved
to be unfounded.
529
00:27:21,037 --> 00:27:22,971
I was getting out of here
in one piece.
530
00:27:23,039 --> 00:27:24,301
(Luther)
Artie Canoe. Where is he?
531
00:27:24,374 --> 00:27:26,569
Tell me or l'll rip
the lips off your face!
532
00:27:26,776 --> 00:27:28,607
l'll peel the scar
off your cheek.
533
00:27:29,045 --> 00:27:31,513
Come on, Luther,
he's not even here.
What?
534
00:27:34,017 --> 00:27:35,541
What'd you do that for?
535
00:27:36,219 --> 00:27:37,208
[grunts]
536
00:27:39,022 --> 00:27:40,148
Come on, Luther.
537
00:27:41,224 --> 00:27:42,657
[grunting]
538
00:27:49,199 --> 00:27:51,133
Ain't this great?
No!
539
00:27:51,201 --> 00:27:52,725
[both grunting]
540
00:27:55,405 --> 00:27:57,430
(woman #1)
What is going on in here?
541
00:27:57,507 --> 00:27:58,906
Stop it!
Stop it right now!
542
00:28:00,010 --> 00:28:01,409
(woman #2)
Get him, girls!
543
00:28:01,945 --> 00:28:03,173
Put her down!
544
00:28:03,313 --> 00:28:04,302
[grunting]
545
00:28:06,149 --> 00:28:07,946
[women yelling]
546
00:28:09,586 --> 00:28:10,712
[screaming]
547
00:28:11,955 --> 00:28:13,013
Harder, harder!
548
00:28:16,226 --> 00:28:19,252
[woman screaming]
All right, hold it!
Everybody!
549
00:28:19,329 --> 00:28:20,956
(officer #2)
You're all under arrest.
550
00:28:21,631 --> 00:28:23,258
(woman)
Hi, Frank.
551
00:28:34,110 --> 00:28:36,203
(Luther)
The slammer, the big house,
the hoosegow...
552
00:28:36,279 --> 00:28:38,577
l know all the names,
they don't scare me.
553
00:28:38,648 --> 00:28:41,481
They haven't built a joint
big enough to hold
Luther Gillis for long.
554
00:28:41,551 --> 00:28:42,916
Shut up!
555
00:28:43,186 --> 00:28:46,553
What's the matter,
the place getting to you?
No, you are!
556
00:28:46,790 --> 00:28:49,486
Do you have to fill
every silence
with endless chatter?
557
00:28:49,559 --> 00:28:51,459
Can't you be quiet
for just one minute?
558
00:28:51,528 --> 00:28:53,052
You drive everyone
around you crazy!
559
00:28:53,129 --> 00:28:55,063
No, l don't!
Yes, you do!
560
00:28:56,366 --> 00:28:59,392
The last time you were here
some poor guy
tried to hang himself...
561
00:28:59,469 --> 00:29:01,061
because
you wouldn't shut up!
562
00:29:01,137 --> 00:29:02,627
Oh, yeah, Scrungo.
563
00:29:03,273 --> 00:29:04,968
Wonder whatever
happened to him.
564
00:29:05,809 --> 00:29:07,709
Now all we got
are these creepos.
565
00:29:08,278 --> 00:29:09,404
(Magnum)
Luther.
566
00:29:09,479 --> 00:29:10,969
You lousy bums.
567
00:29:11,348 --> 00:29:12,645
He didn't mean it.
568
00:29:12,716 --> 00:29:13,910
To hell with them.
569
00:29:13,984 --> 00:29:16,851
lt hadn't been for them,
we'd have been on to
Blanche and Higgins now.
570
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:18,615
Not them. You!
571
00:29:19,489 --> 00:29:20,786
What are you talking about?
572
00:29:20,857 --> 00:29:22,222
l'm talking about...
573
00:29:22,292 --> 00:29:24,260
how you always go
into a situation...
574
00:29:24,361 --> 00:29:26,921
like you're James Cagney
or Humphrey Bogart
or somebody...
575
00:29:26,997 --> 00:29:29,261
without any regard
for the consequences.
576
00:29:29,599 --> 00:29:30,896
Didn't hurt them any.
577
00:29:33,269 --> 00:29:35,396
Those were movies, Luther.
578
00:29:35,538 --> 00:29:38,336
This is real.
Big Sally set us up.
579
00:29:38,408 --> 00:29:39,898
Now, if you would have
stayed put...
580
00:29:39,976 --> 00:29:42,843
l could have found that out
without us having to
go to jail.
581
00:29:42,912 --> 00:29:44,573
Don't you ever stop to think?
582
00:29:45,815 --> 00:29:47,180
Yeah, l stop and think.
583
00:29:47,550 --> 00:29:49,381
l stop and think
that Blanche...
584
00:29:49,452 --> 00:29:51,317
the lady that's been
with me all these years...
585
00:29:51,388 --> 00:29:54,448
when l been coming in
like Cagney and Bogart,
might be dead now...
586
00:29:54,524 --> 00:29:55,650
'cause of me.
587
00:29:56,059 --> 00:29:57,924
That's what l've been
thinking about.
588
00:29:58,061 --> 00:30:01,224
And that's why
l'm gonna stop at nothing
till l find her.
589
00:30:01,765 --> 00:30:03,357
So, no more
of that funny business...
590
00:30:03,433 --> 00:30:05,901
like getting that doc
to fill me up with dope.
591
00:30:05,969 --> 00:30:07,095
Okay?
592
00:30:07,337 --> 00:30:10,932
Now, we're either working
this one together,
or we're not working at all.
593
00:30:11,274 --> 00:30:12,502
What do you say?
594
00:30:15,378 --> 00:30:16,470
Okay.
595
00:30:18,882 --> 00:30:22,113
So, where are your buddies
that are gonna spring us
from this joint?
596
00:30:22,952 --> 00:30:25,819
Wait a minute.
Where's Doc lbold?
597
00:30:25,889 --> 00:30:28,119
How did you know
to get to Hotel Street?
598
00:30:28,391 --> 00:30:31,554
Let's just say that
Sawbones got a taste
of his own medicine.
599
00:30:32,162 --> 00:30:33,424
You know what l mean?
600
00:30:33,830 --> 00:30:37,357
And if you wanna know
how l figured out
how to follow you to Jo's...
601
00:30:37,434 --> 00:30:40,267
well, you'll just have to wait
till my next book comes out.
602
00:30:41,171 --> 00:30:42,638
So, where are your friends?
603
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:45,068
[metallic rattling]
604
00:30:57,954 --> 00:31:00,149
Hey, Scrungo.
How's it going?
605
00:31:07,130 --> 00:31:10,224
Hey, Scrungo.
l say, how's it going?
Hi.
606
00:31:16,239 --> 00:31:17,763
Put me in with those guys.
607
00:31:20,610 --> 00:31:21,838
[keys clinking]
608
00:31:24,581 --> 00:31:26,242
(Rick)
$50,000.
609
00:31:26,316 --> 00:31:29,513
Where's Thomas gonna
get that kind of money
by 3:00 in the morning?
610
00:31:29,619 --> 00:31:32,918
Hopefully from the same place
he's gonna pay this lOU.
611
00:31:33,189 --> 00:31:34,747
You talk about favors....
612
00:31:34,824 --> 00:31:36,314
You know, this is
just like the movies.
613
00:31:36,392 --> 00:31:38,792
Come alone. No cops.
A secluded beach.
614
00:31:39,229 --> 00:31:42,221
Well, l still think
he should call the cops.
No. No cops.
615
00:31:42,298 --> 00:31:44,357
That was Robin's attorney.
He's wiring the money.
616
00:31:44,434 --> 00:31:46,368
You mean Robin's gonna pay
$50,000 for Higgins?
617
00:31:46,436 --> 00:31:48,904
He would.
But we're not gonna pay it.
l have a plan.
618
00:31:48,972 --> 00:31:50,496
Wait a minute. Luther.
619
00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:52,940
Oh, he's up feeding the dogs.
620
00:31:53,476 --> 00:31:56,445
Yeah? Well, he's been
feeding the lads
for the last half hour.
621
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:06,850
l believed him.
This time l really
believed him.
622
00:32:06,923 --> 00:32:08,117
Where do you think he is?
623
00:32:09,292 --> 00:32:11,522
(Luther)
I was right on top
of the situation.
624
00:32:11,594 --> 00:32:13,562
Luther H. Gillis
was on the move.
625
00:32:14,030 --> 00:32:16,863
And this time
I was gonna get the truth
out of Big Sally...
626
00:32:16,933 --> 00:32:19,629
about where Artie Canoe was,
if it killed her.
627
00:32:24,407 --> 00:32:26,204
That's why I ditched
the big guy.
628
00:32:27,076 --> 00:32:30,011
I just don't think
he has the stomach
for the rough stuff.
629
00:32:45,361 --> 00:32:47,329
You?
Yeah, it's me.
630
00:32:47,730 --> 00:32:49,721
You're going to be sorry
you did that.
631
00:32:49,799 --> 00:32:53,166
l'll save it for confession.
Right now,
it's your turn, fatso.
632
00:32:53,236 --> 00:32:54,567
Where's Artie Canoe?
633
00:32:54,837 --> 00:32:56,134
(Artie)
That's Keanu.
634
00:32:56,206 --> 00:32:57,673
Whatever. Who cares?
635
00:32:59,842 --> 00:33:00,831
[gun cocking]
636
00:33:01,311 --> 00:33:02,801
Luther Gillis.
637
00:33:03,780 --> 00:33:05,270
l owe you one.
638
00:33:05,715 --> 00:33:09,651
Well, let me have Blanche
and the butler guy
and we'll call it even.
639
00:33:09,919 --> 00:33:12,820
l'm gonna kill you,
then we'll call it even.
640
00:33:13,256 --> 00:33:14,587
How about just Blanche?
641
00:33:14,657 --> 00:33:16,682
l don't know what you're
talking about, Gillis.
642
00:33:16,759 --> 00:33:18,590
All l know is you're history.
643
00:33:19,095 --> 00:33:22,189
The only thing
l'm sorry about is
your partner ain't here also.
644
00:33:23,433 --> 00:33:24,695
Hi, guy.
645
00:33:27,437 --> 00:33:28,802
Where's Higgins?
646
00:33:28,972 --> 00:33:31,964
Come on.
l don't know what
you guys are talking about.
647
00:33:32,242 --> 00:33:33,641
That's not good enough,
Artie.
648
00:33:34,210 --> 00:33:37,008
Let me tell you
what's gonna happen if
after l count to three...
649
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:39,446
you don't tell me where
Blanche and Higgins are.
650
00:33:39,515 --> 00:33:42,177
Luther's gonna hit
Big Sally over the head
with the frying pan...
651
00:33:42,252 --> 00:33:43,651
you're gonna shoot Luther...
652
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:44,948
and then l'm gonna shoot you.
653
00:33:45,088 --> 00:33:47,682
[gun cocking]
Then l'm going to
shoot you, mister.
654
00:33:48,358 --> 00:33:50,553
No, no, no.
See, l didn't finish.
655
00:33:51,294 --> 00:33:54,127
Then you're gonna shoot me
and they're gonna shoot you.
656
00:33:55,198 --> 00:33:56,688
Who?
Them.
657
00:33:57,467 --> 00:33:58,866
[guns cocking]
658
00:34:06,142 --> 00:34:08,110
Okay, Artie, where are they?
659
00:34:08,778 --> 00:34:09,870
Who?
660
00:34:10,647 --> 00:34:12,137
Blanche and the butler!
661
00:34:12,348 --> 00:34:14,339
l don't know
who you're talking about.
662
00:34:21,524 --> 00:34:23,287
(Blanche)
You know,
me, Luther, and Chuckie...
663
00:34:23,359 --> 00:34:26,123
used to work out of
this five-story walkup
on East 1 1th.
664
00:34:26,496 --> 00:34:28,293
Boy, those were the days.
665
00:34:28,531 --> 00:34:31,762
Now, they got an elevator
in that place and everything.
666
00:34:31,934 --> 00:34:33,060
How're you doing?
667
00:34:33,136 --> 00:34:35,434
Almost finished.
Keep talking.
668
00:34:36,339 --> 00:34:41,208
Another five minutes and
you'll probably have him
catatonic, along with me.
669
00:34:42,078 --> 00:34:44,046
What?
Nothing, just keep talking.
670
00:34:44,447 --> 00:34:47,177
Yeah. Right.
l am kind of good at it.
671
00:34:47,583 --> 00:34:49,312
Hey, go for it, Hig.
672
00:34:50,787 --> 00:34:52,186
Quite. You, too.
673
00:34:53,289 --> 00:34:56,122
Anyway, l first met Luther...
674
00:34:56,326 --> 00:35:01,229
at the King Arthur
And His Court Ballroom.
July 1 2, 1953.
675
00:35:01,531 --> 00:35:05,900
lt was 9:30
and l was wearing
this strapless blue gown.
676
00:35:06,602 --> 00:35:08,661
Oh, the big full moon
was shining...
677
00:35:08,805 --> 00:35:11,069
and the Browns lost
a game to the Tigers.
678
00:35:11,140 --> 00:35:12,334
How romantic.
679
00:35:13,276 --> 00:35:16,905
Yeah. Luther and me
danced all night.
l made $450.
680
00:35:18,915 --> 00:35:22,908
And then, after that,
Luther came in every night
for a whole week.
681
00:35:23,453 --> 00:35:25,580
And at the end of it,
he popped the question.
682
00:35:25,655 --> 00:35:28,783
He asked me
to be his secretary.
Of course, at that time...
683
00:35:29,425 --> 00:35:32,519
boy, l didn't know
what it meant to be
a private detective...
684
00:35:32,595 --> 00:35:35,428
much less
what a secretary did
for a private detective.
685
00:35:35,498 --> 00:35:37,989
But, boy, l soon found out
the hard way.
686
00:35:38,634 --> 00:35:41,603
Like the time back in 1956--
l've...
687
00:35:42,638 --> 00:35:44,333
finally slipped the knot.
688
00:35:45,541 --> 00:35:47,065
Hey, terrific!
689
00:35:51,147 --> 00:35:53,775
Are you ready?
Yes.
690
00:35:57,687 --> 00:36:00,155
Are you?
Piece of cake.
691
00:36:06,229 --> 00:36:08,254
[screaming]
692
00:36:09,065 --> 00:36:11,932
What's the matter with you?
Nothing, needlehead.
693
00:36:12,068 --> 00:36:13,194
[yelling]
694
00:36:16,672 --> 00:36:17,764
[Blanche whistling]
695
00:36:18,741 --> 00:36:19,935
[groaning]
696
00:36:23,913 --> 00:36:24,902
My God.
697
00:36:25,581 --> 00:36:26,775
A piece of cake.
698
00:36:27,583 --> 00:36:30,347
Of course,
that was just the first
of a series of blows...
699
00:36:30,420 --> 00:36:33,116
l was about to deliver,
which would have
rendered him helpless.
700
00:36:33,189 --> 00:36:35,783
Sure, that's what Luther
always says, too.
701
00:36:37,593 --> 00:36:39,823
We'll walk to
the nearest phone
and call a cab.
702
00:36:39,896 --> 00:36:41,693
Great. How much
do you tip these guys?
703
00:36:41,764 --> 00:36:42,856
(DeWitt)
Nothing.
704
00:36:46,469 --> 00:36:49,404
All expenses are paid
by DeWitt's Dogs.
705
00:36:49,839 --> 00:36:52,569
lncluding the $50,000
l'm getting for you two.
706
00:36:52,642 --> 00:36:54,405
Now get back inside.
707
00:37:01,717 --> 00:37:04,151
(Magnum)
We left Rick and T.C.
to deal with Artie Keanu...
708
00:37:04,220 --> 00:37:06,711
Big Sally, half the
Honolulu Police Force...
709
00:37:06,789 --> 00:37:08,654
and the biggest bust
since....
710
00:37:09,125 --> 00:37:12,253
Since....
Well, the last time
we busted Artie Keanu.
711
00:37:12,995 --> 00:37:16,692
The only thing was,
I wish I could have left
Luther with them, too.
712
00:37:17,033 --> 00:37:18,796
(Luther)
I was beginning
to get the feeling...
713
00:37:18,868 --> 00:37:21,166
I was stuck with the big guy
for the duration.
714
00:37:21,304 --> 00:37:24,171
The only thing
more depressing than that
was this case.
715
00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:26,105
Because
we'd run out of leads.
716
00:37:26,175 --> 00:37:28,871
You try being a detective
with no leads.
717
00:37:29,045 --> 00:37:32,173
It's like a tailor
without a needle,
or Godzilla without Tokyo.
718
00:37:32,248 --> 00:37:34,239
(Magnum)
Or a bad guy
without a motive.
719
00:37:35,418 --> 00:37:36,783
Did you say something?
720
00:37:37,153 --> 00:37:39,383
What? No.
721
00:37:41,991 --> 00:37:46,087
l was just thinking, though,
you know, $50,000 isn't
a heck of a lot of money...
722
00:37:46,162 --> 00:37:48,653
to soak Robin Masters for.
He's worth millions.
723
00:37:49,432 --> 00:37:52,731
They had to kidnap
Higgins and Blanche
for another reason.
724
00:37:53,302 --> 00:37:57,102
Yeah, us. But we've already
been through that
with Artie Canoe.
725
00:37:57,173 --> 00:38:00,734
And as far as l know,
this is the only time
you and l work together.
726
00:38:00,810 --> 00:38:03,938
Nice try, big guy,
but you'll have to come up
with something else.
727
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:06,571
Or just go through
with the exchange
and hope for the best.
728
00:38:06,649 --> 00:38:09,243
You really believe that?
Not for a second.
729
00:38:14,357 --> 00:38:17,758
What are you making,
a little bunny rabbit?
lt's not even Easter.
730
00:38:18,461 --> 00:38:22,192
No, it's the Fourth of July.
Bang, bang.
731
00:38:22,832 --> 00:38:24,595
Huh?
Plastique.
732
00:38:25,935 --> 00:38:27,698
l don't care
what he's wearing.
733
00:38:27,770 --> 00:38:30,898
l wanna know
why he's putting that
clay under our chairs.
734
00:38:31,073 --> 00:38:32,836
To blow us up, evidently.
735
00:38:33,442 --> 00:38:36,673
Excellent deduction.
Maybe you should have
been the Pl.
736
00:38:37,613 --> 00:38:39,012
No, thank you.
737
00:38:39,549 --> 00:38:43,485
lf l may inquire, though,
what is the purpose
of your extortion?
738
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:45,319
Merely money?
739
00:38:45,655 --> 00:38:48,123
lf that is the case,
l can assure you that--
Look...
740
00:38:48,190 --> 00:38:52,024
$50,000 is $50,000,
but l'm here
to settle a score...
741
00:38:52,094 --> 00:38:53,891
l owe Luther Gillis.
742
00:38:55,398 --> 00:38:58,697
Listen, mister,
l've worked for Luther
for a long time.
743
00:38:58,768 --> 00:39:01,498
l typed the reports
on every thug
he ever busted.
744
00:39:01,804 --> 00:39:05,103
And to be honest with you,
l don't know you
from a hole in the ground.
745
00:39:05,474 --> 00:39:09,240
Blanche, maybe this
will jog your memory.
746
00:39:09,645 --> 00:39:13,046
Tiffany Arms Hotel,
December, 1966.
747
00:39:14,016 --> 00:39:17,179
That would be the
Frangakis caper.
What about it?
748
00:39:17,386 --> 00:39:20,685
l was the cop
who lost his career
because of Luther Gillis.
749
00:39:20,990 --> 00:39:22,480
You were the secret witness?
750
00:39:22,758 --> 00:39:24,817
My whole life down in flames.
751
00:39:25,061 --> 00:39:28,861
Well, you deserved it.
You were a bagman
for Tony Frangakis.
752
00:39:29,665 --> 00:39:32,725
Once. One lousy time.
753
00:39:33,402 --> 00:39:35,563
My wife was pregnant
and we needed the money.
754
00:39:35,638 --> 00:39:37,469
So, you didn't go to jail.
755
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:40,031
Worse. l lost everything.
756
00:39:41,911 --> 00:39:46,007
But, you overcame
the setback, didn't you?
You rehabilitated.
757
00:39:46,215 --> 00:39:49,048
You've got a business.
You learned a trade.
Hot dogs.
758
00:39:50,119 --> 00:39:51,279
Computers.
759
00:39:52,221 --> 00:39:55,418
Why throw it all away? Why?
760
00:39:55,925 --> 00:39:59,190
For just a fleeting,
transitory moment of revenge?
761
00:40:01,497 --> 00:40:02,555
Yes.
762
00:40:08,104 --> 00:40:10,937
This is no time to be
reading your mail.
We got to find some clues.
763
00:40:11,007 --> 00:40:12,634
l think maybe l just have.
764
00:40:12,708 --> 00:40:14,232
That's great news, big guy.
765
00:40:14,310 --> 00:40:15,902
l'm gonna call
the convention.
766
00:40:17,113 --> 00:40:19,604
l'll tell them we got
the flu or something.
767
00:40:19,682 --> 00:40:22,276
Some tropical disease
like terminal sunburn.
768
00:40:23,185 --> 00:40:26,677
Hello, l'd like to speak
to Lloyd DeWitt. This is
Luther Gillis speaking.
769
00:40:27,123 --> 00:40:28,852
What do you mean
he isn't there?
770
00:40:29,625 --> 00:40:30,887
This is Luther Gillis.
771
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:34,452
l'm supposed to be there
tonight to accept an award
for the best book.
772
00:40:36,098 --> 00:40:38,498
What do you mean
l was never gonna
get an award?
773
00:40:39,602 --> 00:40:40,694
Luther.
774
00:40:40,770 --> 00:40:44,604
We're talking about So You
Want To Be A Private Eye?
by Luther Gillis.
775
00:40:44,674 --> 00:40:46,835
lt's supposed--
Supposed to sucker you
to Hawaii!
776
00:40:46,909 --> 00:40:48,308
Look at this, Luther.
777
00:40:48,711 --> 00:40:51,077
Big deal. lt was typed
on the same typewriter,
so what?
778
00:40:51,147 --> 00:40:53,342
Not the same typewriter,
the same computer!
779
00:40:53,416 --> 00:40:55,179
This was done by dot-matrix.
780
00:40:55,251 --> 00:40:57,742
Who's Dot Matrix?
And what's she got to do
with this?
781
00:40:58,187 --> 00:41:01,281
She's a computer, Luther.
Now, come on. Look at this.
782
00:41:01,357 --> 00:41:05,521
Lloyd DeWitt accessed into
the Academy's computer
just to get you to Hawaii.
783
00:41:06,729 --> 00:41:07,889
Holy cow.
784
00:41:07,963 --> 00:41:09,123
Come on.
785
00:41:09,699 --> 00:41:10,859
Where you going?
786
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:12,428
To get a hot dog.
787
00:41:18,774 --> 00:41:20,036
[ticking]
788
00:41:20,810 --> 00:41:22,710
Hey, that's my purse.
789
00:41:23,179 --> 00:41:25,079
You won't need it
where you're going.
790
00:41:26,382 --> 00:41:27,781
Wait for me outside.
791
00:41:30,419 --> 00:41:33,855
See you all later.
l'm going to close up
the stand forever.
792
00:41:39,128 --> 00:41:40,857
Quite ingenious.
793
00:41:41,630 --> 00:41:43,222
Frankly, l'm impressed.
794
00:41:43,766 --> 00:41:45,324
Frankly, l'm depressed.
795
00:41:46,135 --> 00:41:48,797
And all the time, l thought
DeWitt was stupid...
796
00:41:48,871 --> 00:41:52,739
for having the exchange
of prisoners and ransom
occur at the same location.
797
00:41:53,409 --> 00:41:55,400
But how diabolically clever
of him.
798
00:41:56,912 --> 00:42:01,110
You see, if Magnum
or your Mr. Gillis
attempt any tricks...
799
00:42:02,852 --> 00:42:05,218
he'll simply blow us up
by remote control.
800
00:42:06,822 --> 00:42:08,050
Extraordinary.
801
00:42:08,591 --> 00:42:10,752
(Luther)
Let's just kick in the doors
and go in blazing.
802
00:42:10,826 --> 00:42:14,387
Look, Luther, even though
we're early and have
the advantage of surprise...
803
00:42:14,463 --> 00:42:16,658
l still think we ought to
use some finesse.
804
00:42:16,799 --> 00:42:18,733
l thought l was.
What's your big idea?
805
00:42:20,069 --> 00:42:22,663
Well, l think we ought to
do it this way.
Here's the plan.
806
00:42:22,738 --> 00:42:26,105
Save it for dominoes,
big guy. You go in the back,
l'll take the front.
807
00:42:27,143 --> 00:42:28,701
That's what l was gonna say.
808
00:42:29,378 --> 00:42:32,541
You know, l think
l'm really beginning
to like working with you.
809
00:42:32,882 --> 00:42:35,817
Maybe it's because
you've started
reminding me of Chuckie.
810
00:42:36,685 --> 00:42:38,016
Chuckie's dead.
811
00:42:38,821 --> 00:42:40,288
All right, what time is it?
812
00:42:42,258 --> 00:42:43,520
4:53.
813
00:42:43,592 --> 00:42:46,493
That's close enough.
l'll give you
three minutes' head start.
814
00:42:50,399 --> 00:42:51,730
[birds chirping]
815
00:42:55,371 --> 00:42:56,838
(Magnum)
Just like the last time...
816
00:42:56,906 --> 00:42:59,238
when we thought Artie Keanu
had Blanche and Higgins...
817
00:42:59,308 --> 00:43:01,936
we were going into a
dangerous situation blind.
818
00:43:02,011 --> 00:43:05,503
But, unlike the last time,
we had a couple of things
going for us.
819
00:43:05,581 --> 00:43:08,880
One, we definitely knew
where Blanche
and Higgins were.
820
00:43:08,951 --> 00:43:12,478
And two, for the first time
I really had the feeling...
821
00:43:12,555 --> 00:43:14,750
that Luther and I were
really working together.
822
00:43:15,357 --> 00:43:16,346
It felt good.
823
00:43:17,092 --> 00:43:18,320
To hell with it!
824
00:43:19,728 --> 00:43:21,161
This feels great.
825
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:33,638
DeWitt, give me
one blonde to go
and throw in the butler.
826
00:43:33,709 --> 00:43:37,145
You're through.
Spring them or l'll make you
part of the menu.
827
00:43:37,980 --> 00:43:41,143
l wish you'd try, Gillis,
l'd just love it
if you would.
828
00:43:41,217 --> 00:43:43,708
Forget about the radio,
this is no time for music.
829
00:43:43,786 --> 00:43:46,084
The only singing
you're gonna do
is in a cage. Let's go.
830
00:43:46,155 --> 00:43:49,386
Don't make me nervous.
lf you had any technical
sophistication at all...
831
00:43:49,458 --> 00:43:52,723
you'd realize that this
is a remote control unit.
832
00:43:52,795 --> 00:43:57,357
All l have to do is press
that button and your Blanche
and that Englishman...
833
00:43:57,433 --> 00:43:59,663
will leave this world,
literally.
834
00:44:00,870 --> 00:44:03,031
All right, what do you want?
$50,000?
835
00:44:03,439 --> 00:44:06,897
lf l knew you needed money,
l would've signed over
the royalties of my book.
836
00:44:07,176 --> 00:44:08,666
Cut with the jokes, Gillis.
837
00:44:08,744 --> 00:44:12,077
All l need $50,000 for
is to leave the country
after l kill you.
838
00:44:12,147 --> 00:44:13,273
Now drop the gun.
839
00:44:13,883 --> 00:44:16,716
Okay, but now
you got to say why.
840
00:44:17,753 --> 00:44:19,277
Tony Frangakis.
841
00:44:19,355 --> 00:44:21,949
Who?
Tony Frangakis.
842
00:44:23,626 --> 00:44:25,924
Well, what about him?
ls he your brother
or something?
843
00:44:25,995 --> 00:44:30,056
No. No, l worked for him.
Once. Once.
844
00:44:30,699 --> 00:44:33,190
And then you busted him
and l got caught in the net.
845
00:44:33,569 --> 00:44:37,005
lt's funny, l was
so small then, you didn't
even know who l was.
846
00:44:37,139 --> 00:44:39,801
l guess things have kind of
changed now, haven't they?
847
00:44:42,044 --> 00:44:44,444
Wait a minute,
where's Magnum?
848
00:44:44,713 --> 00:44:47,409
No! He's got a--
849
00:44:55,090 --> 00:44:56,182
Blanche!
850
00:44:57,426 --> 00:44:59,223
Blanche!
Luther!
851
00:44:59,628 --> 00:45:03,826
Blanche! She's dead.
And the butler, too.
852
00:45:03,966 --> 00:45:05,228
Luther.
853
00:45:05,301 --> 00:45:08,896
Blanche, Blanche,
l'm so sorry.
854
00:45:09,104 --> 00:45:10,230
Luther.
855
00:45:10,306 --> 00:45:12,934
He killed them.
They're dead. They're dead.
856
00:45:13,342 --> 00:45:15,503
This time l was
really gonna do it.
857
00:45:15,577 --> 00:45:16,737
Luther, listen to me.
858
00:45:16,812 --> 00:45:20,248
Blanche, l know
you can't hear me,
but l want you to know...
859
00:45:20,316 --> 00:45:22,648
this time l was
really gonna marry you.
860
00:45:22,885 --> 00:45:23,977
l really--
861
00:45:24,086 --> 00:45:27,146
[Blanche whooping]
862
00:45:33,529 --> 00:45:37,021
Luther, l tried to tell you.
l got them out.
863
00:45:41,603 --> 00:45:44,436
**[organ music playing]
864
00:45:45,107 --> 00:45:46,540
[birds chirping]
865
00:45:56,919 --> 00:45:58,011
You know something...
866
00:45:58,087 --> 00:46:01,352
this is going to be
the best, most wonderful...
867
00:46:01,423 --> 00:46:03,891
happy day of my entire life.
868
00:46:05,661 --> 00:46:08,425
l just wonder
what's keeping Luther.
869
00:46:13,702 --> 00:46:14,964
He's 20 minutes late.
870
00:46:15,037 --> 00:46:16,595
l know.
Where is he?
871
00:46:17,606 --> 00:46:18,800
He' s coming.
872
00:46:20,709 --> 00:46:22,404
**[wedding march playing]
873
00:46:37,826 --> 00:46:39,088
Blanche Rafferty?
874
00:46:56,211 --> 00:46:57,838
[motorcycle engine starting]
875
00:46:57,913 --> 00:47:00,780
''Sorry l missed the wedding.
Stop.
876
00:47:00,949 --> 00:47:03,008
''Had to go back. Stop.
877
00:47:03,419 --> 00:47:05,614
''Some bozos got Jack. Stop.
878
00:47:06,021 --> 00:47:08,683
''Say hi to the big guy
and the butler. Stop.
879
00:47:09,358 --> 00:47:10,985
''Love, Luther. Stop.''
880
00:47:14,396 --> 00:47:15,693
Oh, my God.
881
00:47:15,764 --> 00:47:17,026
[Higgins grunting]
882
00:47:29,645 --> 00:47:31,943
(Luther)
Well, I got out of that one,
kiddos.
883
00:47:32,214 --> 00:47:34,079
But I knew Blanche
would get over it...
884
00:47:34,216 --> 00:47:35,581
after a while.
885
00:47:36,151 --> 00:47:37,345
Meanwhile...
886
00:47:38,053 --> 00:47:40,146
I had a loose end to tie up.