1 00:00:00,265 --> 00:00:02,699 Are you telling me we're not staying here? Yes. 2 00:00:03,969 --> 00:00:05,960 l forgot my loincloth and spear. 3 00:00:06,037 --> 00:00:07,368 Will you just keep quiet? 4 00:00:07,439 --> 00:00:10,408 The last time you were here some poor guy tried to hang himself... 5 00:00:10,475 --> 00:00:11,737 because you wouldn't shut up! 6 00:00:11,810 --> 00:00:15,871 lf he so much as touches one hair on her head, l'm gonna kill him. 7 00:00:16,047 --> 00:00:18,880 Let me have Blanche and the butler guy, and we'll call it even. 8 00:00:18,950 --> 00:00:20,110 l'm gonna kill you. 9 00:00:20,218 --> 00:00:21,446 [yelling] 10 00:00:23,021 --> 00:00:24,283 Harder, harder! 11 00:00:24,356 --> 00:00:25,448 [women yelling] 12 00:00:26,358 --> 00:00:27,382 [screaming] 13 00:01:45,603 --> 00:01:47,434 (Luther) Welcome to St. Louis. 14 00:01:47,505 --> 00:01:49,473 Maybe it ain't the best of towns... 15 00:01:49,541 --> 00:01:51,372 but it ain't the worst, either. 16 00:01:51,443 --> 00:01:55,311 So what if the football team and the baseball team got to share the same nickname? 17 00:01:55,380 --> 00:01:57,848 Who cares? I call it home. 18 00:02:08,026 --> 00:02:11,154 Name's Gillis, Luther. Private Eye. 19 00:02:11,229 --> 00:02:13,493 I don't work out of town much anymore. 20 00:02:13,565 --> 00:02:17,160 I mean, there was one recent trip to Hawaii, but that don't really count. 21 00:02:17,469 --> 00:02:20,563 It was peaches and cream compared to the one I just wrapped up. 22 00:02:21,106 --> 00:02:24,769 I'm talking about big-city loan sharking, extortion and racketeering. 23 00:02:24,843 --> 00:02:26,743 And except for one little loose end... 24 00:02:26,811 --> 00:02:30,178 I was ready to head back to the office and call it a day. 25 00:02:30,248 --> 00:02:31,909 But I wasn't sure what was louder... 26 00:02:31,983 --> 00:02:33,974 the sound of my wingtips on the cobblestone... 27 00:02:34,052 --> 00:02:36,077 or this nagging feeling in my gut... 28 00:02:36,154 --> 00:02:38,486 that I should've taken care of that loose end. 29 00:02:38,656 --> 00:02:40,851 But like I said, who cares? 30 00:02:41,092 --> 00:02:43,560 My secretary, Blanche, and my dumbo nephew, Jack... 31 00:02:43,762 --> 00:02:45,423 wanted me to get back early. 32 00:02:45,497 --> 00:02:47,328 Said they had a big surprise for me. 33 00:02:47,432 --> 00:02:50,367 And I didn't have the heart to tell them I hate surprises. 34 00:02:50,435 --> 00:02:51,732 Gillis. 35 00:02:52,771 --> 00:02:53,829 [Luther groaning] 36 00:02:53,905 --> 00:02:56,669 So much for surprises and loose ends. 37 00:02:56,841 --> 00:03:00,743 [grunting] 38 00:03:01,212 --> 00:03:02,372 [Jack whistles] 39 00:03:02,614 --> 00:03:05,014 Okay, freeze! No, no. 40 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:10,112 You're gonna be sorry. 41 00:03:14,058 --> 00:03:16,492 Never, never say ''freeze.'' 42 00:03:17,929 --> 00:03:20,489 The only place you hear that word is on television. 43 00:03:20,565 --> 00:03:22,726 You're gonna get yourself killed. Sorry. 44 00:03:22,801 --> 00:03:24,928 Sorry? You're always sorry. 45 00:03:25,203 --> 00:03:28,229 Here l go, l take you in from that lousy brother of mine... 46 00:03:28,306 --> 00:03:31,434 l give you a job, despite the fact you got a college diploma... 47 00:03:31,910 --> 00:03:33,172 and what do you do? 48 00:03:33,244 --> 00:03:34,370 l disappoint you. 49 00:03:34,446 --> 00:03:36,505 And you say ''freeze.'' l'm sorry. 50 00:03:37,182 --> 00:03:39,173 Can l go to the hospital now? ln a minute. 51 00:03:39,317 --> 00:03:40,341 [siren wailing] 52 00:03:40,418 --> 00:03:43,785 Now, what's the big surprise you guys got in store for me? 53 00:03:43,888 --> 00:03:45,913 l'm gonna give you three guesses. 54 00:03:46,291 --> 00:03:47,781 Can l go to the hospital? 55 00:03:47,859 --> 00:03:50,327 Someone died, someone got born, someone got married. 56 00:03:50,395 --> 00:03:52,829 Who cares? Whatever. What's it say? 57 00:03:52,897 --> 00:03:54,831 That we're gonna go on a long trip. 58 00:03:54,999 --> 00:03:58,025 Kind of like a vacation, or a honeymoon. 59 00:03:58,102 --> 00:04:00,161 Blanche, will you quit talking about Niagara Falls? 60 00:04:00,238 --> 00:04:01,500 lf l told you once, l told you-- 61 00:04:01,573 --> 00:04:02,938 We're not going to Niagara Falls. 62 00:04:03,007 --> 00:04:05,066 lt says nothing about Niagara Falls! 63 00:04:05,143 --> 00:04:06,440 How about a hospital? 64 00:04:10,315 --> 00:04:14,115 (Blanche) lt says, that, ''you are cordially invited... 65 00:04:14,185 --> 00:04:17,211 ''by the National Academy of Private lnvestigators... 66 00:04:17,288 --> 00:04:19,916 ''to their 1 7th annual convention... 67 00:04:20,024 --> 00:04:23,983 ''to receive a Golden Keyhole Award... 68 00:04:24,062 --> 00:04:26,895 ''for the best nonfiction book of the year... 69 00:04:26,965 --> 00:04:30,298 ''You Want To Be A Private Eye? by Luther H. Gillis.'' 70 00:04:30,368 --> 00:04:31,562 Yadda, yadda, yadda. 71 00:04:32,504 --> 00:04:35,905 ''Personal and Confidential. Top Secret.'' 72 00:04:35,974 --> 00:04:36,963 So, don't tell nobody. 73 00:04:38,343 --> 00:04:39,935 No kidding? Me? 74 00:04:40,278 --> 00:04:42,109 (Blanche) No kidding. You. 75 00:04:42,280 --> 00:04:44,305 Says you even got to make a speech. 76 00:04:46,584 --> 00:04:49,280 So we were gonna take you out tonight and celebrate. 77 00:04:49,354 --> 00:04:52,118 Jack was gonna wish us bon voyage and everything. 78 00:04:53,291 --> 00:04:54,519 Boy, this is great! 79 00:04:55,293 --> 00:04:57,090 Never mind, l'll get a cab. 80 00:04:58,563 --> 00:05:00,292 Where's this convention, Blanche? 81 00:05:06,304 --> 00:05:07,532 (Magnum) Maybe Hawaii isn't... 82 00:05:07,605 --> 00:05:09,505 the most breathtaking place in the world... 83 00:05:09,574 --> 00:05:11,769 but if it isn't, I don't know what is. 84 00:05:11,843 --> 00:05:14,311 And even though big-league sports haven't come our way yet... 85 00:05:14,379 --> 00:05:17,405 we have plenty of big-league sunsets to keep us going. 86 00:05:17,682 --> 00:05:19,047 I call it home. 87 00:05:21,686 --> 00:05:25,952 And home was where I was looking forward to being for all of next week. 88 00:05:26,090 --> 00:05:28,149 After a real tough case on the Big Island... 89 00:05:28,226 --> 00:05:30,353 [birds chirping] I was ready for some quiet R and R. 90 00:05:30,428 --> 00:05:32,988 The only thing was, my little voice was telling me... 91 00:05:33,064 --> 00:05:36,261 there was some little loose end I hadn't wrapped up. 92 00:05:36,334 --> 00:05:38,359 If I was listening carefully enough... 93 00:05:38,436 --> 00:05:40,131 perhaps I would have heard it. 94 00:05:40,572 --> 00:05:42,767 Instead, I was hearing other music, namely... 95 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:45,638 a little Tchaikovsky and a lot of Tolstoy. 96 00:05:45,877 --> 00:05:49,836 Yes, I was finally going to take the time and get through War and Peace. 97 00:05:50,048 --> 00:05:52,949 Some people make New Year's resolutions to stop drinking... 98 00:05:53,051 --> 00:05:54,518 or quit kicking their dog. 99 00:05:54,586 --> 00:05:58,044 Me, I was finally going to conquer Russian romanticism. 100 00:05:59,023 --> 00:06:00,115 Magnum. 101 00:06:01,059 --> 00:06:02,390 l say, Magnum. 102 00:06:03,161 --> 00:06:04,253 Magnum! 103 00:06:05,763 --> 00:06:07,697 Will you take them off? What? 104 00:06:07,765 --> 00:06:09,357 [yelling] Will you take them off? 105 00:06:09,467 --> 00:06:11,401 Why are you yelling at me? l'm not.... 106 00:06:11,469 --> 00:06:12,663 **[music playing on walkman] 107 00:06:12,737 --> 00:06:14,705 Magnum, we must have a talk at once. 108 00:06:14,772 --> 00:06:16,672 What about? About this mail. 109 00:06:17,041 --> 00:06:18,065 What about it? 110 00:06:18,142 --> 00:06:20,633 While l appreciate your retrieving it from the box... 111 00:06:20,712 --> 00:06:23,704 l do not appreciate your leaving it under the chainsaw... 112 00:06:23,781 --> 00:06:26,341 in the gardener's shed for the past five days. 113 00:06:26,417 --> 00:06:29,477 That is not where l'm accustomed to going through the estate correspondence. 114 00:06:29,554 --> 00:06:31,078 Higgins, l can explain. 115 00:06:31,155 --> 00:06:35,091 l knew l could count on hearing that pathetic little phrase once again. 116 00:06:35,159 --> 00:06:37,753 lt is as regular as the rising and setting of the-- 117 00:06:37,829 --> 00:06:40,024 Do you wanna know why or not? Not. 118 00:06:40,398 --> 00:06:43,424 l just don't want it to happen again, and it won't happen again. 119 00:06:43,501 --> 00:06:45,969 From now on, it will be the lads' duty, not yours. 120 00:06:47,105 --> 00:06:49,437 Because of you, the whole financial pyramid... 121 00:06:49,507 --> 00:06:51,907 that is my managing of the estate economy... 122 00:06:51,976 --> 00:06:56,538 could come crashing down into a depression that would rival that of '29. 123 00:06:56,648 --> 00:06:58,172 Liens, foreclosures. 124 00:07:00,385 --> 00:07:01,545 Oh, my God. 125 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:06,121 A wedding, a birth, a death. 126 00:07:09,527 --> 00:07:13,554 l'm sorry, Magnum, this apparently is addressed to you. 127 00:07:14,365 --> 00:07:15,525 That's my mail? 128 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:20,367 ''You are cordially invited by the National Academy of Private lnvestigators... 129 00:07:21,406 --> 00:07:25,968 ''to their 1 7th annual convention to present a Golden Keyhole Award.'' 130 00:07:27,378 --> 00:07:28,777 How droll. 131 00:07:29,180 --> 00:07:32,445 ''The Mauka Room of the Kalanianaole Hotel. 132 00:07:32,717 --> 00:07:35,880 ''Top Secret. Personal and Confidential.'' Higgins, give me my mail. 133 00:07:36,587 --> 00:07:39,317 By the by, Magnum, do they tell you what the password is? 134 00:07:39,824 --> 00:07:41,724 All right, Higgins, enough. 135 00:07:41,826 --> 00:07:43,987 l mean, who would wanna go to this silly thing anyway? 136 00:07:44,062 --> 00:07:46,030 lt's probably just a-- Mistake. 137 00:07:46,230 --> 00:07:48,391 This telegram is obviously a follow-up explaining that. 138 00:07:48,466 --> 00:07:50,661 All some terrible misunderstanding. 139 00:07:51,602 --> 00:07:54,162 After all, how could they possibly want you? 140 00:07:54,338 --> 00:07:55,600 [Higgins snickering] 141 00:08:13,591 --> 00:08:15,286 [car horn honking] 142 00:08:15,660 --> 00:08:16,718 [whistling] 143 00:08:16,961 --> 00:08:18,929 (Luther and Blanche) Aloha! 144 00:08:20,164 --> 00:08:22,029 (Luther) lt's okay. You say you didn't get... 145 00:08:22,100 --> 00:08:24,728 the telegram till now? No harm done, l believe you. 146 00:08:24,802 --> 00:08:27,293 Just tell us where you want us to wait till you get our rooms ready. 147 00:08:27,371 --> 00:08:28,497 Calcutta. 148 00:08:30,408 --> 00:08:31,602 Luther. 149 00:08:31,709 --> 00:08:34,701 Luther, they said we couldn't stay here. Of course we can stay here. 150 00:08:34,779 --> 00:08:38,180 l mean when a guy l worked with, lay my keister on the line for... 151 00:08:38,249 --> 00:08:41,343 takes me to the airport, buys me some macadamia nuts, puts me on a plane... 152 00:08:41,419 --> 00:08:43,546 Luther. ...and tells me with a straight face... 153 00:08:43,621 --> 00:08:45,589 the next time l'm in Hawaii to look him up... 154 00:08:45,656 --> 00:08:48,591 l'm talking about Tom 'You can come stay with me, pal' Magnum. 155 00:08:48,659 --> 00:08:51,059 l never said that! lt doesn't matter. 156 00:08:51,129 --> 00:08:53,324 l gave this address to the convention, we have to stay here. 157 00:08:53,397 --> 00:08:54,591 l'm afraid that's impossible. 158 00:08:54,665 --> 00:08:58,101 You see, Mr. Masters is expecting the entire stewardess contingent... 159 00:08:58,169 --> 00:09:02,731 of TransGlobal Airways flights 276 and 51 2 to be staying here next week. 160 00:09:02,807 --> 00:09:04,502 That's okay. They won't bother us. 161 00:09:04,575 --> 00:09:08,875 That's not the point. The point is you are not staying here. 162 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:11,378 Wait, wait. l got to get this right. 163 00:09:11,549 --> 00:09:14,780 l come all the way to Hawaii to get the biggest award of my career... 164 00:09:14,852 --> 00:09:18,310 ''Top Secret,'' they tell me. ''Confidential.'' Just let us know where you're staying... 165 00:09:18,389 --> 00:09:20,084 ''We'll contact you,'' they say. 166 00:09:20,158 --> 00:09:23,321 So, l give them the address of the only friend l have in Hawaii. 167 00:09:23,394 --> 00:09:25,487 And this friend is telling me l'm not staying here? 168 00:09:25,563 --> 00:09:28,623 We'll get you another room. We'll call them up.... 169 00:09:28,699 --> 00:09:30,030 [all chattering] 170 00:09:30,101 --> 00:09:31,295 [whistling] 171 00:09:31,369 --> 00:09:33,860 And what will Jack-- Shut up! All of you! 172 00:09:34,972 --> 00:09:38,135 Now, there isn't any reason for all of this screaming and hollering. 173 00:09:38,209 --> 00:09:39,733 These things happen. 174 00:09:39,811 --> 00:09:41,711 Me and Luther can go to a hotel. 175 00:09:42,647 --> 00:09:44,012 Separate rooms, of course. 176 00:09:44,081 --> 00:09:47,278 Oh, good. Good. l'll take you both over to the hotel... 177 00:09:47,351 --> 00:09:49,751 get the rooms, and then we can go to the convention... 178 00:09:49,821 --> 00:09:51,789 and let them know where to find you. 179 00:09:51,856 --> 00:09:53,016 You boys just go along. 180 00:09:53,090 --> 00:09:55,718 l'm gonna stay here and cook up a little something special... 181 00:09:55,793 --> 00:09:57,454 for just the four of us. 182 00:09:57,528 --> 00:09:58,927 That really isn't necessary. 183 00:09:59,530 --> 00:10:03,227 No, sure, don't worry, l'm gonna have it ready by the time they get back. 184 00:10:04,202 --> 00:10:05,829 Smoked kielbasa... 185 00:10:05,903 --> 00:10:09,430 direct from Khartousian's Deli, East 63rd. 186 00:10:09,507 --> 00:10:11,873 My specialty. Where's the pots and pans? 187 00:10:13,144 --> 00:10:14,270 ln the kitchen. 188 00:10:16,581 --> 00:10:18,981 Hadn't you better start checking on those rooms? 189 00:10:19,917 --> 00:10:22,078 Why can't you stay with your daughter Nancy? 190 00:10:22,153 --> 00:10:25,122 l'd love to, but she's in a boarding school, in Detroit. 191 00:10:25,223 --> 00:10:27,657 Chicago. lt's Tim that's in Detroit. 192 00:10:27,725 --> 00:10:29,283 Whatever. What are we waiting for? 193 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:31,624 Let's get to the convention and check out some of the guys. 194 00:10:31,696 --> 00:10:34,358 And find another room. Yeah, ain't we got fun! 195 00:10:34,432 --> 00:10:35,421 [laughs] 196 00:10:39,470 --> 00:10:41,938 (Magnum) Do svidaniya to Russian romanticism. 197 00:10:42,139 --> 00:10:44,403 The closest I'd probably get to it now would be... 198 00:10:44,475 --> 00:10:46,943 the Russian dressing on the chicken sandwiches... 199 00:10:47,111 --> 00:10:49,545 at the closing banquet Wednesday night. 200 00:10:49,647 --> 00:10:52,878 Somehow, my appetite for all this wasn't quite whetted. 201 00:10:55,887 --> 00:10:58,287 Excuse me. Says on the invitation here... 202 00:10:58,356 --> 00:11:01,223 we're supposed to get in touch with a guy named Lloyd DeWitt. 203 00:11:01,292 --> 00:11:02,953 He's the local secretary. 204 00:11:03,728 --> 00:11:04,786 You know him? 205 00:11:05,196 --> 00:11:07,164 l've bumped into him a couple of times. 206 00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:09,791 Bourbon on the rocks and hold the flowers, please. 207 00:11:09,867 --> 00:11:12,267 [man chattering on P.A. system] That's him over there. 208 00:11:12,570 --> 00:11:13,696 Who? 209 00:11:14,105 --> 00:11:15,367 Lloyd Dewitt. 210 00:11:16,207 --> 00:11:18,402 You mean that guy with the food on his shirt? 211 00:11:19,210 --> 00:11:20,302 Yeah. 212 00:11:20,745 --> 00:11:21,871 That's class. 213 00:11:22,580 --> 00:11:25,413 Well, he sells hotdogs on the North Shore. 214 00:11:25,716 --> 00:11:27,513 Really? Could've fooled me. 215 00:11:27,818 --> 00:11:31,310 Being a Pl must be just a sideline, like most of you guys out here. 216 00:11:32,723 --> 00:11:34,156 You must be Luther Gillis. 217 00:11:34,859 --> 00:11:37,589 You're late. l didn't expect you to turn up at all. 218 00:11:37,662 --> 00:11:40,130 Are you kidding, DeWitt? And miss my award? 219 00:11:40,197 --> 00:11:41,926 This here's an old pal of mine, Tom Magnum. 220 00:11:41,999 --> 00:11:43,057 Hi. Hi. 221 00:11:43,134 --> 00:11:45,432 He was along for the ride when l put Artie Canoe behind bars. 222 00:11:45,503 --> 00:11:47,368 Keanu. Artie Keanu. 223 00:11:47,438 --> 00:11:48,803 How is that crud, anyway? 224 00:11:48,873 --> 00:11:51,706 Keanu? He escaped from prison three weeks ago. 225 00:11:51,776 --> 00:11:53,539 Great! We can nail him again! 226 00:11:53,611 --> 00:11:56,409 No, no. We are not going to nail anybody. 227 00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:58,175 The police are going to nail him again. 228 00:11:58,249 --> 00:12:01,082 We are going to get you a room so that you can get your award... 229 00:12:01,152 --> 00:12:04,610 and then we, Luther, we are going to get you back to St. Louis. 230 00:12:04,689 --> 00:12:07,283 Yeah, but l thought you could-- But nothing. 231 00:12:07,992 --> 00:12:09,357 No Artie Keanu. 232 00:12:11,128 --> 00:12:14,188 Don't worry about it, he's gonna be captured. And when he is... 233 00:12:14,265 --> 00:12:17,200 l'm sure it will have something to do with computers and electronics. 234 00:12:17,268 --> 00:12:18,963 Computers are for sissies. 235 00:12:19,370 --> 00:12:21,429 Luther. Oh, really? 236 00:12:21,505 --> 00:12:24,269 Well, let me tell you that computers and electronics... 237 00:12:24,342 --> 00:12:26,810 are the wave of the future in this industry. 238 00:12:27,244 --> 00:12:31,578 Foot-tails and stakeouts will become as obsolete as Panama hats... 239 00:12:31,682 --> 00:12:34,310 and the ubiquitous informants on the street. 240 00:12:35,019 --> 00:12:38,284 Be ready for the future, or you'll wind up in the past. 241 00:12:38,589 --> 00:12:40,352 Who said that? l did. 242 00:12:40,825 --> 00:12:42,417 [clears throat] lt's in my book: 243 00:12:42,493 --> 00:12:44,927 Private Investigative Techniques In the Computer Age... 244 00:12:44,996 --> 00:12:47,123 subtitled Software and You. 245 00:12:47,198 --> 00:12:49,428 You can pick one up in the lobby for $7.95. 246 00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:51,161 Yeah, well, that's very interesting-- 247 00:12:51,235 --> 00:12:53,999 Sounds great. You're quite an entrepreneur. 248 00:12:54,572 --> 00:12:55,664 Onions extra? 249 00:12:56,407 --> 00:12:58,136 [laughing] 250 00:13:02,279 --> 00:13:03,507 l'm sorry. 251 00:13:07,218 --> 00:13:08,776 Hey, go ahead, laugh it up. 252 00:13:08,853 --> 00:13:12,482 But computers have revolutionized my business. 253 00:13:12,957 --> 00:13:15,551 Really? You can't eat a computer at a ballgame. 254 00:13:16,494 --> 00:13:19,554 But, hey, save some of your shirt for me for later. 255 00:13:20,097 --> 00:13:21,155 l might get hungry. 256 00:13:21,232 --> 00:13:22,494 [laughing] 257 00:13:22,566 --> 00:13:23,760 [man chattering on P.A. system] 258 00:13:23,834 --> 00:13:25,699 (Magnum) Yes, l'm still here. 259 00:13:25,903 --> 00:13:27,302 That's great! 260 00:13:29,006 --> 00:13:31,839 Gillis. G-l-L-L-l-S. 261 00:13:32,510 --> 00:13:33,977 Right. Right. 262 00:13:34,045 --> 00:13:36,775 6:00? They'll be there. 263 00:13:37,214 --> 00:13:40,047 Oh, and thank you very, very much. 264 00:13:40,451 --> 00:13:41,543 Thank you. 265 00:13:41,619 --> 00:13:43,416 [men laughing] 266 00:13:45,723 --> 00:13:47,588 Blackie, you are a con. 267 00:13:47,658 --> 00:13:50,525 You remember the time when you and me and Frankie Albright... 268 00:13:50,594 --> 00:13:53,859 busted up that Greek Olive smuggling ring in the.... 269 00:13:53,931 --> 00:13:57,594 Hey, Tom, l want you to meet some buddies of mine from the old days. 270 00:13:57,668 --> 00:13:59,932 This is Rudy G, Nick The Stick, and Blackie. 271 00:14:00,004 --> 00:14:01,232 Glad to meet you, pal. 272 00:14:01,305 --> 00:14:04,866 Hi, guys. Luther, l got the room. Let's go get Blanche. 273 00:14:05,009 --> 00:14:06,601 Hey, we just got here. 274 00:14:06,811 --> 00:14:09,211 Me and the boys have got some memories to catch up on. 275 00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:13,546 You know, Tom was with me and helped me bust up that Artie Canoe guy a while back. 276 00:14:13,617 --> 00:14:16,711 Yeah, it reminded me of the time when l was back in Keokuk. 277 00:14:16,787 --> 00:14:18,379 There were these bohemian used cars.... 278 00:14:18,456 --> 00:14:20,253 (Magnum) I know what you're thinking. 279 00:14:20,324 --> 00:14:22,986 You're thinking I spent the whole day at the convention... 280 00:14:23,060 --> 00:14:24,459 bored out of my mind. 281 00:14:24,762 --> 00:14:26,627 Well, this time you're wrong. 282 00:14:27,098 --> 00:14:29,498 You see, after my initial reluctance... 283 00:14:29,567 --> 00:14:34,368 I found the boys, Blackie, Nick The Stick and Rudy G, quite interesting. 284 00:14:34,505 --> 00:14:36,063 Their stories were bizarre... 285 00:14:36,140 --> 00:14:39,803 but it was kind of neat to hear about the good old days. I was fascinated. 286 00:14:39,877 --> 00:14:42,311 It was kind of like being in a Sam Spade movie. 287 00:14:42,580 --> 00:14:46,107 Boy, those guys are the most boring bunch of liars l've ever heard. 288 00:14:46,183 --> 00:14:48,048 l couldn't wait to blow that joint. 289 00:14:52,556 --> 00:14:54,990 [smoke alarm beeping] 290 00:14:55,526 --> 00:14:57,255 Blanche could never cook that stuff. 291 00:14:57,328 --> 00:14:59,558 Higgins! Higgins! 292 00:15:01,866 --> 00:15:03,333 [coughing] 293 00:15:11,208 --> 00:15:13,039 Hey! They're not here! 294 00:15:13,144 --> 00:15:15,237 There's a good reason for that. What? 295 00:15:15,479 --> 00:15:17,413 This note says they've been kidnapped. 296 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:24,018 [birds chirping] 297 00:15:24,088 --> 00:15:26,079 (Magnum) The shock of having someone close to you... 298 00:15:26,157 --> 00:15:28,717 suddenly and inexplicably yanked away... 299 00:15:28,792 --> 00:15:30,783 was a brutal reminder of how fragile... 300 00:15:30,861 --> 00:15:32,328 human relationships can be. 301 00:15:33,030 --> 00:15:35,123 Of course, we were both too professional... 302 00:15:35,199 --> 00:15:38,362 to let that affect our realistic assessment of the facts. 303 00:15:38,536 --> 00:15:41,403 l know what happened. lt's as clear as the nose on my face. 304 00:15:42,139 --> 00:15:44,869 The butler got Blanche drunk, seduced her... 305 00:15:44,975 --> 00:15:47,944 wrote this phony kidnap note, and then ran off with her. 306 00:15:48,012 --> 00:15:51,209 Why would Blanche run off with Higgins, Luther, when she's got you? 307 00:15:52,216 --> 00:15:53,581 Yeah, you're right. 308 00:15:56,020 --> 00:15:57,920 Artie Keanu. What? 309 00:15:58,022 --> 00:16:01,150 Artie Keanu. He wants revenge for us putting him away. 310 00:16:01,225 --> 00:16:03,386 So he takes Higgins and Blanche. 311 00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:04,755 That makes sense. 312 00:16:05,996 --> 00:16:07,691 Why didn't he say that on the note? 313 00:16:07,765 --> 00:16:11,257 lt doesn't say anything in the note. lt just says, ''Wait for instructions.'' 314 00:16:11,502 --> 00:16:12,662 [dog whimpering] 315 00:16:12,736 --> 00:16:14,567 lt looks like they're coming around. 316 00:16:15,406 --> 00:16:17,499 Big deal. They're not gonna tell us anything. 317 00:16:17,575 --> 00:16:19,406 Luther, this is no time for jokes! 318 00:16:19,476 --> 00:16:21,967 l'm not joking. l wanna get Artie Canoe. So do l! 319 00:16:22,046 --> 00:16:24,241 Well, this is your turf, your burg. Where do we start? 320 00:16:26,417 --> 00:16:29,511 You have got a strange way of getting information out here. 321 00:16:29,587 --> 00:16:31,578 Whatever happened to grabbing the bum by the collar... 322 00:16:31,655 --> 00:16:32,781 and shaking it out of him? 323 00:16:32,856 --> 00:16:35,689 You don't shake someone down like lce Pick. 324 00:16:36,293 --> 00:16:38,784 No, you play tennis with him. What a place. 325 00:16:39,597 --> 00:16:41,827 (Rick) Great return, lce Pick. Your point. 326 00:16:41,899 --> 00:16:43,230 (T.C.) What are you talking about? 327 00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:45,791 T.C. Oh, yeah. Great return, lce Pick. 328 00:16:45,869 --> 00:16:47,359 Sorry, what were you saying, Luther? 329 00:16:47,504 --> 00:16:49,472 l was saying, you don't play tennis with someone... 330 00:16:49,540 --> 00:16:51,701 to get information. You shake it out of him. 331 00:16:56,747 --> 00:16:57,839 Thomas. 332 00:16:59,516 --> 00:17:00,574 Big Sally. 333 00:17:00,651 --> 00:17:03,814 l'm not interested in your love life. What did he tell you? 334 00:17:03,887 --> 00:17:05,821 Big Sally happens to be Artie's wife. 335 00:17:05,889 --> 00:17:07,754 lce Pick thinks that maybe she's hiding him out. 336 00:17:07,825 --> 00:17:09,588 Where? (lce Pick) Come on, Orville. 337 00:17:09,660 --> 00:17:10,752 [groaning] 338 00:17:15,966 --> 00:17:17,160 You know, if he.... 339 00:17:17,234 --> 00:17:21,102 lf he so much as touches one hair on her head, l'm gonna kill him. 340 00:17:22,039 --> 00:17:24,803 He won't, Luther. Artie Keanu wants us. 341 00:17:24,875 --> 00:17:27,070 Yeah, well, that's what he's gonna get. Us. 342 00:17:27,411 --> 00:17:30,938 You know, me and Blanche, we've been together a pretty long time. 343 00:17:31,915 --> 00:17:33,109 We.... 344 00:17:33,183 --> 00:17:37,142 Well, what l mean is, l'd have to run an ad, get a young chick, train her. 345 00:17:37,221 --> 00:17:38,449 You know what l mean? 346 00:17:39,490 --> 00:17:40,616 l think so. 347 00:17:40,691 --> 00:17:42,352 [lce Pick chattering] 348 00:17:42,426 --> 00:17:44,792 l'll get that. (Rick) Nice serve, lce Pick! 349 00:17:50,601 --> 00:17:51,659 Big Sally. 350 00:17:51,735 --> 00:17:54,226 (Luther) We know. She's married to Artie Canoe. Where is she? 351 00:17:54,305 --> 00:17:56,739 They've got a place at Malu Beach. 352 00:17:57,174 --> 00:17:59,267 (lce Pick) Hey! We playing here, or what? 353 00:18:01,412 --> 00:18:02,970 That's all l need to know. 354 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:04,879 Wait a minute, Luther! 355 00:18:05,082 --> 00:18:07,744 We need some more information. We don't even know they're there! 356 00:18:07,818 --> 00:18:09,718 Will you just wait? You just wait. 357 00:18:09,787 --> 00:18:11,345 Luther Gillis is on the move. 358 00:18:15,059 --> 00:18:16,219 Shh! 359 00:18:16,927 --> 00:18:18,019 Sorry. 360 00:18:18,729 --> 00:18:20,856 l forgot my loincloth and spear. 361 00:18:20,931 --> 00:18:22,421 Will you just keep quiet? 362 00:18:24,134 --> 00:18:27,103 All right. Here's what l think we ought to do first. 363 00:18:27,171 --> 00:18:28,729 Save the strategy for the dominoes. 364 00:18:28,806 --> 00:18:30,637 You bust in the front door, l'll go in the back. 365 00:18:30,708 --> 00:18:33,404 Luther, we don't even know they're in there. So? 366 00:18:33,477 --> 00:18:36,275 So, we have been all through this before. 367 00:18:36,347 --> 00:18:38,577 There's no reason to go in there guns blazing. 368 00:18:38,649 --> 00:18:41,482 All right, all right. Synchronize our watches. 369 00:18:42,086 --> 00:18:44,646 What? Put the big hand on six, big guy. 370 00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:48,453 l give you three minutes. You bust in the front door. 371 00:18:53,030 --> 00:18:54,122 Luther! 372 00:19:00,904 --> 00:19:02,769 (Magnum) One of the tougher things about being... 373 00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:05,707 a Private Investigator was doing what I was doing now. 374 00:19:05,976 --> 00:19:08,774 Going into a potentially dangerous situation... 375 00:19:08,846 --> 00:19:11,906 without really knowing what form the danger would take. 376 00:19:12,316 --> 00:19:13,613 Or from whom. 377 00:19:13,917 --> 00:19:15,578 But when the stakes are high... 378 00:19:15,652 --> 00:19:19,418 you sometimes have to gamble and hope for the best. 379 00:19:19,656 --> 00:19:22,921 And above all, remain cool and calm. 380 00:19:25,229 --> 00:19:27,993 (Luther) My head was spinning like the carousel at Coney... 381 00:19:28,565 --> 00:19:31,500 and my heart was pounding like Gene Krupa at the Copa. 382 00:19:31,702 --> 00:19:33,533 But like I said, who cares? 383 00:19:33,604 --> 00:19:36,630 These cruds had Blanche and I didn't care what else they had. 384 00:19:37,174 --> 00:19:41,201 Guns, knives, cannons, B-17's, I was ready for anything. 385 00:19:42,045 --> 00:19:43,171 [groans] 386 00:19:43,914 --> 00:19:46,405 That's what you get for sneaking around my house. 387 00:19:46,483 --> 00:19:48,348 You get up and l'll hit you again. 388 00:19:53,524 --> 00:19:54,718 Put down the pan. 389 00:19:54,825 --> 00:19:56,588 [dog barking] 390 00:19:57,161 --> 00:19:58,458 Please, please. 391 00:19:59,430 --> 00:20:01,898 You guys touch me, you'll be history. 392 00:20:01,965 --> 00:20:05,901 Don't worry, lady, the only thing that's gonna touch you is a 10-foot pole. 393 00:20:05,969 --> 00:20:08,164 Luther! Where's Artie Canoe? 394 00:20:08,739 --> 00:20:10,832 (Big Sally) l don't have to listen to that creep. 395 00:20:10,908 --> 00:20:14,435 You guys can rob me, beat me, kill me, whatever... 396 00:20:14,511 --> 00:20:16,638 but l don't have to listen to him. 397 00:20:17,047 --> 00:20:18,776 Listen, l know how you feel. 398 00:20:18,949 --> 00:20:21,577 Would you mind telling me where l might find Artie? 399 00:20:21,652 --> 00:20:24,018 l don't mind at all, if l knew myself. 400 00:20:24,922 --> 00:20:27,686 What you guys want with the ugly ape? You cops? 401 00:20:27,758 --> 00:20:30,352 Well, actually, we're private investigators and we think that... 402 00:20:30,427 --> 00:20:31,621 Artie may be responsible-- 403 00:20:31,695 --> 00:20:32,684 [exclaims] 404 00:20:32,763 --> 00:20:34,560 He ain't responsible for nothing. 405 00:20:34,631 --> 00:20:37,862 The jerk escapes from prison, does he give me a call? 406 00:20:38,101 --> 00:20:39,659 Does he send me any bread? 407 00:20:39,736 --> 00:20:42,671 Does he let me know he's okay? No, nothing. 408 00:20:43,073 --> 00:20:44,734 So, what you want with him? 409 00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:48,608 Well, we think he was involved in a kidnapping of two friends of ours. 410 00:20:48,679 --> 00:20:49,976 Look, can you help us? 411 00:20:51,548 --> 00:20:52,640 l don't know. 412 00:20:53,150 --> 00:20:57,018 * You always hurt the one you love * 413 00:20:58,322 --> 00:21:01,416 * The one you shouldn't hurt at all * 414 00:21:01,892 --> 00:21:04,292 No, wait! No, no, he can't hear you. No. 415 00:21:05,829 --> 00:21:08,354 Try the Celestial Mission on Hotel Street. 416 00:21:08,432 --> 00:21:10,457 Friend of his named Jo runs it. 417 00:21:10,734 --> 00:21:13,225 lf anybody'll know, it'll be Jo. 418 00:21:13,303 --> 00:21:15,567 * You always break the kindest heart * 419 00:21:15,639 --> 00:21:18,335 Right, well, thank you, l'll just get him out of here. 420 00:21:18,408 --> 00:21:22,208 * With a hasty word you can't recall * 421 00:21:22,279 --> 00:21:24,110 Come on, Luther. Here we go. 422 00:21:24,314 --> 00:21:29,047 * So if l broke your heart last night * 423 00:21:29,820 --> 00:21:34,120 * lt's because l love you most of all ** 424 00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:35,447 [dog barking] 425 00:21:37,661 --> 00:21:39,390 (Luther) What'd she say? What'd she say? 426 00:21:39,463 --> 00:21:40,623 Nothing. 427 00:21:40,697 --> 00:21:42,528 Come on, come on, what'd she tell you? 428 00:21:42,599 --> 00:21:45,932 Nothing, Luther! She wasn't very helpful. 429 00:21:46,203 --> 00:21:47,670 And neither were you. 430 00:21:47,804 --> 00:21:50,204 What about synchronizing our watches? You jumped the gun. 431 00:21:50,274 --> 00:21:51,741 Details. Details. 432 00:21:52,075 --> 00:21:54,839 Just 'cause l shot my mouth off a little bit, she whacked me out... 433 00:21:54,912 --> 00:21:58,109 doesn't mean.... Doesn't mean you should withhold anything she said. 434 00:21:58,181 --> 00:22:00,308 l'm not withholding anything, Luther. 435 00:22:00,384 --> 00:22:04,548 l'm just gonna drop you off at Doc lbold's so you can get your head examined. 436 00:22:04,621 --> 00:22:06,316 And then l'm gonna go back to the estate... 437 00:22:06,390 --> 00:22:08,449 and see if there's any messages from the kidnappers. 438 00:22:08,525 --> 00:22:10,254 And then l'll pick you up, okay? 439 00:22:11,094 --> 00:22:13,324 Look, l'm not the one who made her mad. 440 00:22:15,799 --> 00:22:17,596 Thanks. Thanks, Chuckie. 441 00:22:20,103 --> 00:22:22,333 l was just wondering how Blanche is doing. 442 00:22:26,677 --> 00:22:28,474 (Blanche) Some honeymoon, huh? 443 00:22:28,812 --> 00:22:31,076 Only part that's romantic about this is... 444 00:22:31,148 --> 00:22:34,743 l'm locked up in a secluded shack with a guy on the beach. 445 00:22:35,586 --> 00:22:37,781 Only thing is, it's the wrong guy. 446 00:22:38,255 --> 00:22:40,086 l'm quite sorry to disappoint you. 447 00:22:40,290 --> 00:22:43,657 l can assure you this is not my idea of idyllic bliss, either. 448 00:22:43,727 --> 00:22:45,854 ln fact, your presence here, my dear woman... 449 00:22:45,996 --> 00:22:47,987 acutely exacerbates the situation. 450 00:22:48,198 --> 00:22:49,324 Uh-uh. 451 00:22:49,533 --> 00:22:52,832 You think you're gonna get someplace with me using flattery? 452 00:22:54,972 --> 00:22:56,098 No way. 453 00:22:56,807 --> 00:23:01,073 Hey, are you some kind of a duke or something? 454 00:23:02,012 --> 00:23:04,242 Maybe a count? Miss Rafferty-- 455 00:23:04,715 --> 00:23:05,943 Blanche. 456 00:23:06,016 --> 00:23:10,453 Miss Rafferty, although the Higgins lineage is decidedly distinguished... 457 00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:11,885 it is not of the realm. 458 00:23:12,489 --> 00:23:15,890 l guess you're not being held here on account of for your bread. 459 00:23:16,627 --> 00:23:19,892 Miss Rafferty, l'm quite sure that the reason we're being held here... 460 00:23:19,963 --> 00:23:22,693 can be directly attributed to the presence of your fiancé... 461 00:23:22,766 --> 00:23:24,097 l wish. ...Luther Gillis... 462 00:23:24,167 --> 00:23:26,601 that walking anachronism, here on this island. 463 00:23:26,770 --> 00:23:30,103 And all this time Luther thought that you didn't like him. 464 00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:32,765 And here you are complimenting him. 465 00:23:33,143 --> 00:23:34,542 What a guy. 466 00:23:35,879 --> 00:23:39,645 Nevertheless, Mr. Higgins, l think that you're making a mistake. 467 00:23:39,716 --> 00:23:41,377 We're here on account of Magnum. 468 00:23:41,485 --> 00:23:43,453 He must've done something to make somebody mad. 469 00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:46,080 Your hypothesis is not beyond the realm of possibility. 470 00:23:46,156 --> 00:23:48,283 All right, so sometimes l'm wrong. 471 00:23:48,792 --> 00:23:50,453 We still got to get out of this mess. 472 00:23:55,699 --> 00:23:56,961 Like one time... 473 00:23:57,567 --> 00:24:00,866 l remember this time when Luther, Chuckie and me.... 474 00:24:01,171 --> 00:24:03,366 Chuckie. Chuckie was Luther's ex-partner. 475 00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:07,536 He got snuffed in San Jose, '53, outside of a dance hall. 476 00:24:09,780 --> 00:24:11,680 What am l talking about? 477 00:24:11,882 --> 00:24:13,474 Sometimes l ramble. 478 00:24:14,584 --> 00:24:15,676 Anyway... 479 00:24:15,919 --> 00:24:18,046 Chuckie and me was being held prisoner... 480 00:24:18,121 --> 00:24:20,681 by Moe Safronsky and his gang... 481 00:24:20,991 --> 00:24:22,959 in this cabin in the Catskills. 482 00:24:23,193 --> 00:24:27,653 See, these hotel comedians, they was being bumped off one by one-- 483 00:24:27,764 --> 00:24:31,393 Please, Miss Rafferty, l fail to see how some sordid tale from the past... 484 00:24:31,468 --> 00:24:33,800 can have any relevance to our current plight. 485 00:24:35,839 --> 00:24:38,433 Now, you happen to have a hairpin on you? 486 00:24:38,508 --> 00:24:39,805 Yeah, sure. 487 00:24:41,078 --> 00:24:42,340 You look okay. 488 00:24:46,049 --> 00:24:49,883 l shall attempt to remove the hairpin from your hair with my teeth... 489 00:24:50,387 --> 00:24:53,083 and use it to try to undo our bonds. 490 00:24:53,557 --> 00:24:56,390 lt may take some time and effort, but it will be worth it. 491 00:24:56,593 --> 00:24:59,153 Not unlike the time that l was imprisoned with Bertie Farnbush... 492 00:24:59,229 --> 00:25:02,460 and his maiden sister in an Albanian zipper factory by-- 493 00:25:02,532 --> 00:25:05,660 Hey, hey. Would you just spare me the... 494 00:25:05,902 --> 00:25:08,302 ''sordid tales of your past''? 495 00:25:08,505 --> 00:25:11,303 And, let's just get the hell out of here, huh? 496 00:25:11,641 --> 00:25:14,337 Would you kindly lean toward me. 497 00:25:21,818 --> 00:25:24,446 (Magnum) More on ''potentially dangerous situations. '' 498 00:25:24,521 --> 00:25:27,422 Even though I realized it was risky coming down to Hotel Street... 499 00:25:27,491 --> 00:25:29,322 and looking for Artie Keanu alone... 500 00:25:29,392 --> 00:25:33,351 I realized the alternative, coming down here with Luther... 501 00:25:33,430 --> 00:25:34,829 was worse. 502 00:25:34,898 --> 00:25:39,665 So I left him with Doc Ibold and a fervent request that he be heavily sedated. 503 00:25:39,836 --> 00:25:42,498 Preferably for the next six or seven years. 504 00:25:46,643 --> 00:25:47,905 Hi there. 505 00:25:49,346 --> 00:25:50,506 Jo around? 506 00:26:01,992 --> 00:26:03,254 (woman) Bye-bye, baby. 507 00:26:17,140 --> 00:26:18,471 [woman giggling] 508 00:26:20,110 --> 00:26:21,338 (Magnum) Hi. 509 00:26:25,415 --> 00:26:26,541 ls Jo around? 510 00:26:27,184 --> 00:26:30,278 l'm Jo. And l'm around. 511 00:26:31,755 --> 00:26:33,382 But you can take your pick. 512 00:26:33,456 --> 00:26:37,324 No. Well, l mean, you don't understand. Big Sally sent me. 513 00:26:38,862 --> 00:26:40,523 Who? Big Sally. 514 00:26:40,797 --> 00:26:42,025 Artie's old lady. 515 00:26:43,333 --> 00:26:45,324 l don't know what the hell you're talking about. 516 00:26:45,402 --> 00:26:47,768 Artie Canoe, Keanu. l have to see him. 517 00:26:48,638 --> 00:26:50,731 Listen, mister-- l understand. 518 00:26:50,807 --> 00:26:53,037 l didn't wanna come here all the way from Seattle, either... 519 00:26:53,109 --> 00:26:56,169 but when Big Sally called me and told me that Artie was in this fix-- 520 00:26:56,246 --> 00:26:59,443 l think you better turn around and walk right back out that door. 521 00:27:02,752 --> 00:27:04,379 No Artie? Get. 522 00:27:06,022 --> 00:27:09,219 Right. Well, it was nice meeting you ladies. 523 00:27:09,292 --> 00:27:10,623 (woman #1) Nice meeting you, too. Bye-bye. 524 00:27:10,694 --> 00:27:11,854 Thanks anyway. 525 00:27:11,928 --> 00:27:13,657 (woman #2) Come again. Good night. 526 00:27:13,730 --> 00:27:16,255 (Magnum) Big Sally had obviously set us up. 527 00:27:16,333 --> 00:27:18,824 But, at least as far as the danger aspect went... 528 00:27:18,902 --> 00:27:20,961 my fears had proved to be unfounded. 529 00:27:21,037 --> 00:27:22,971 I was getting out of here in one piece. 530 00:27:23,039 --> 00:27:24,301 (Luther) Artie Canoe. Where is he? 531 00:27:24,374 --> 00:27:26,569 Tell me or l'll rip the lips off your face! 532 00:27:26,776 --> 00:27:28,607 l'll peel the scar off your cheek. 533 00:27:29,045 --> 00:27:31,513 Come on, Luther, he's not even here. What? 534 00:27:34,017 --> 00:27:35,541 What'd you do that for? 535 00:27:36,219 --> 00:27:37,208 [grunts] 536 00:27:39,022 --> 00:27:40,148 Come on, Luther. 537 00:27:41,224 --> 00:27:42,657 [grunting] 538 00:27:49,199 --> 00:27:51,133 Ain't this great? No! 539 00:27:51,201 --> 00:27:52,725 [both grunting] 540 00:27:55,405 --> 00:27:57,430 (woman #1) What is going on in here? 541 00:27:57,507 --> 00:27:58,906 Stop it! Stop it right now! 542 00:28:00,010 --> 00:28:01,409 (woman #2) Get him, girls! 543 00:28:01,945 --> 00:28:03,173 Put her down! 544 00:28:03,313 --> 00:28:04,302 [grunting] 545 00:28:06,149 --> 00:28:07,946 [women yelling] 546 00:28:09,586 --> 00:28:10,712 [screaming] 547 00:28:11,955 --> 00:28:13,013 Harder, harder! 548 00:28:16,226 --> 00:28:19,252 [woman screaming] All right, hold it! Everybody! 549 00:28:19,329 --> 00:28:20,956 (officer #2) You're all under arrest. 550 00:28:21,631 --> 00:28:23,258 (woman) Hi, Frank. 551 00:28:34,110 --> 00:28:36,203 (Luther) The slammer, the big house, the hoosegow... 552 00:28:36,279 --> 00:28:38,577 l know all the names, they don't scare me. 553 00:28:38,648 --> 00:28:41,481 They haven't built a joint big enough to hold Luther Gillis for long. 554 00:28:41,551 --> 00:28:42,916 Shut up! 555 00:28:43,186 --> 00:28:46,553 What's the matter, the place getting to you? No, you are! 556 00:28:46,790 --> 00:28:49,486 Do you have to fill every silence with endless chatter? 557 00:28:49,559 --> 00:28:51,459 Can't you be quiet for just one minute? 558 00:28:51,528 --> 00:28:53,052 You drive everyone around you crazy! 559 00:28:53,129 --> 00:28:55,063 No, l don't! Yes, you do! 560 00:28:56,366 --> 00:28:59,392 The last time you were here some poor guy tried to hang himself... 561 00:28:59,469 --> 00:29:01,061 because you wouldn't shut up! 562 00:29:01,137 --> 00:29:02,627 Oh, yeah, Scrungo. 563 00:29:03,273 --> 00:29:04,968 Wonder whatever happened to him. 564 00:29:05,809 --> 00:29:07,709 Now all we got are these creepos. 565 00:29:08,278 --> 00:29:09,404 (Magnum) Luther. 566 00:29:09,479 --> 00:29:10,969 You lousy bums. 567 00:29:11,348 --> 00:29:12,645 He didn't mean it. 568 00:29:12,716 --> 00:29:13,910 To hell with them. 569 00:29:13,984 --> 00:29:16,851 lt hadn't been for them, we'd have been on to Blanche and Higgins now. 570 00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:18,615 Not them. You! 571 00:29:19,489 --> 00:29:20,786 What are you talking about? 572 00:29:20,857 --> 00:29:22,222 l'm talking about... 573 00:29:22,292 --> 00:29:24,260 how you always go into a situation... 574 00:29:24,361 --> 00:29:26,921 like you're James Cagney or Humphrey Bogart or somebody... 575 00:29:26,997 --> 00:29:29,261 without any regard for the consequences. 576 00:29:29,599 --> 00:29:30,896 Didn't hurt them any. 577 00:29:33,269 --> 00:29:35,396 Those were movies, Luther. 578 00:29:35,538 --> 00:29:38,336 This is real. Big Sally set us up. 579 00:29:38,408 --> 00:29:39,898 Now, if you would have stayed put... 580 00:29:39,976 --> 00:29:42,843 l could have found that out without us having to go to jail. 581 00:29:42,912 --> 00:29:44,573 Don't you ever stop to think? 582 00:29:45,815 --> 00:29:47,180 Yeah, l stop and think. 583 00:29:47,550 --> 00:29:49,381 l stop and think that Blanche... 584 00:29:49,452 --> 00:29:51,317 the lady that's been with me all these years... 585 00:29:51,388 --> 00:29:54,448 when l been coming in like Cagney and Bogart, might be dead now... 586 00:29:54,524 --> 00:29:55,650 'cause of me. 587 00:29:56,059 --> 00:29:57,924 That's what l've been thinking about. 588 00:29:58,061 --> 00:30:01,224 And that's why l'm gonna stop at nothing till l find her. 589 00:30:01,765 --> 00:30:03,357 So, no more of that funny business... 590 00:30:03,433 --> 00:30:05,901 like getting that doc to fill me up with dope. 591 00:30:05,969 --> 00:30:07,095 Okay? 592 00:30:07,337 --> 00:30:10,932 Now, we're either working this one together, or we're not working at all. 593 00:30:11,274 --> 00:30:12,502 What do you say? 594 00:30:15,378 --> 00:30:16,470 Okay. 595 00:30:18,882 --> 00:30:22,113 So, where are your buddies that are gonna spring us from this joint? 596 00:30:22,952 --> 00:30:25,819 Wait a minute. Where's Doc lbold? 597 00:30:25,889 --> 00:30:28,119 How did you know to get to Hotel Street? 598 00:30:28,391 --> 00:30:31,554 Let's just say that Sawbones got a taste of his own medicine. 599 00:30:32,162 --> 00:30:33,424 You know what l mean? 600 00:30:33,830 --> 00:30:37,357 And if you wanna know how l figured out how to follow you to Jo's... 601 00:30:37,434 --> 00:30:40,267 well, you'll just have to wait till my next book comes out. 602 00:30:41,171 --> 00:30:42,638 So, where are your friends? 603 00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:45,068 [metallic rattling] 604 00:30:57,954 --> 00:31:00,149 Hey, Scrungo. How's it going? 605 00:31:07,130 --> 00:31:10,224 Hey, Scrungo. l say, how's it going? Hi. 606 00:31:16,239 --> 00:31:17,763 Put me in with those guys. 607 00:31:20,610 --> 00:31:21,838 [keys clinking] 608 00:31:24,581 --> 00:31:26,242 (Rick) $50,000. 609 00:31:26,316 --> 00:31:29,513 Where's Thomas gonna get that kind of money by 3:00 in the morning? 610 00:31:29,619 --> 00:31:32,918 Hopefully from the same place he's gonna pay this lOU. 611 00:31:33,189 --> 00:31:34,747 You talk about favors.... 612 00:31:34,824 --> 00:31:36,314 You know, this is just like the movies. 613 00:31:36,392 --> 00:31:38,792 Come alone. No cops. A secluded beach. 614 00:31:39,229 --> 00:31:42,221 Well, l still think he should call the cops. No. No cops. 615 00:31:42,298 --> 00:31:44,357 That was Robin's attorney. He's wiring the money. 616 00:31:44,434 --> 00:31:46,368 You mean Robin's gonna pay $50,000 for Higgins? 617 00:31:46,436 --> 00:31:48,904 He would. But we're not gonna pay it. l have a plan. 618 00:31:48,972 --> 00:31:50,496 Wait a minute. Luther. 619 00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:52,940 Oh, he's up feeding the dogs. 620 00:31:53,476 --> 00:31:56,445 Yeah? Well, he's been feeding the lads for the last half hour. 621 00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:06,850 l believed him. This time l really believed him. 622 00:32:06,923 --> 00:32:08,117 Where do you think he is? 623 00:32:09,292 --> 00:32:11,522 (Luther) I was right on top of the situation. 624 00:32:11,594 --> 00:32:13,562 Luther H. Gillis was on the move. 625 00:32:14,030 --> 00:32:16,863 And this time I was gonna get the truth out of Big Sally... 626 00:32:16,933 --> 00:32:19,629 about where Artie Canoe was, if it killed her. 627 00:32:24,407 --> 00:32:26,204 That's why I ditched the big guy. 628 00:32:27,076 --> 00:32:30,011 I just don't think he has the stomach for the rough stuff. 629 00:32:45,361 --> 00:32:47,329 You? Yeah, it's me. 630 00:32:47,730 --> 00:32:49,721 You're going to be sorry you did that. 631 00:32:49,799 --> 00:32:53,166 l'll save it for confession. Right now, it's your turn, fatso. 632 00:32:53,236 --> 00:32:54,567 Where's Artie Canoe? 633 00:32:54,837 --> 00:32:56,134 (Artie) That's Keanu. 634 00:32:56,206 --> 00:32:57,673 Whatever. Who cares? 635 00:32:59,842 --> 00:33:00,831 [gun cocking] 636 00:33:01,311 --> 00:33:02,801 Luther Gillis. 637 00:33:03,780 --> 00:33:05,270 l owe you one. 638 00:33:05,715 --> 00:33:09,651 Well, let me have Blanche and the butler guy and we'll call it even. 639 00:33:09,919 --> 00:33:12,820 l'm gonna kill you, then we'll call it even. 640 00:33:13,256 --> 00:33:14,587 How about just Blanche? 641 00:33:14,657 --> 00:33:16,682 l don't know what you're talking about, Gillis. 642 00:33:16,759 --> 00:33:18,590 All l know is you're history. 643 00:33:19,095 --> 00:33:22,189 The only thing l'm sorry about is your partner ain't here also. 644 00:33:23,433 --> 00:33:24,695 Hi, guy. 645 00:33:27,437 --> 00:33:28,802 Where's Higgins? 646 00:33:28,972 --> 00:33:31,964 Come on. l don't know what you guys are talking about. 647 00:33:32,242 --> 00:33:33,641 That's not good enough, Artie. 648 00:33:34,210 --> 00:33:37,008 Let me tell you what's gonna happen if after l count to three... 649 00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:39,446 you don't tell me where Blanche and Higgins are. 650 00:33:39,515 --> 00:33:42,177 Luther's gonna hit Big Sally over the head with the frying pan... 651 00:33:42,252 --> 00:33:43,651 you're gonna shoot Luther... 652 00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:44,948 and then l'm gonna shoot you. 653 00:33:45,088 --> 00:33:47,682 [gun cocking] Then l'm going to shoot you, mister. 654 00:33:48,358 --> 00:33:50,553 No, no, no. See, l didn't finish. 655 00:33:51,294 --> 00:33:54,127 Then you're gonna shoot me and they're gonna shoot you. 656 00:33:55,198 --> 00:33:56,688 Who? Them. 657 00:33:57,467 --> 00:33:58,866 [guns cocking] 658 00:34:06,142 --> 00:34:08,110 Okay, Artie, where are they? 659 00:34:08,778 --> 00:34:09,870 Who? 660 00:34:10,647 --> 00:34:12,137 Blanche and the butler! 661 00:34:12,348 --> 00:34:14,339 l don't know who you're talking about. 662 00:34:21,524 --> 00:34:23,287 (Blanche) You know, me, Luther, and Chuckie... 663 00:34:23,359 --> 00:34:26,123 used to work out of this five-story walkup on East 1 1th. 664 00:34:26,496 --> 00:34:28,293 Boy, those were the days. 665 00:34:28,531 --> 00:34:31,762 Now, they got an elevator in that place and everything. 666 00:34:31,934 --> 00:34:33,060 How're you doing? 667 00:34:33,136 --> 00:34:35,434 Almost finished. Keep talking. 668 00:34:36,339 --> 00:34:41,208 Another five minutes and you'll probably have him catatonic, along with me. 669 00:34:42,078 --> 00:34:44,046 What? Nothing, just keep talking. 670 00:34:44,447 --> 00:34:47,177 Yeah. Right. l am kind of good at it. 671 00:34:47,583 --> 00:34:49,312 Hey, go for it, Hig. 672 00:34:50,787 --> 00:34:52,186 Quite. You, too. 673 00:34:53,289 --> 00:34:56,122 Anyway, l first met Luther... 674 00:34:56,326 --> 00:35:01,229 at the King Arthur And His Court Ballroom. July 1 2, 1953. 675 00:35:01,531 --> 00:35:05,900 lt was 9:30 and l was wearing this strapless blue gown. 676 00:35:06,602 --> 00:35:08,661 Oh, the big full moon was shining... 677 00:35:08,805 --> 00:35:11,069 and the Browns lost a game to the Tigers. 678 00:35:11,140 --> 00:35:12,334 How romantic. 679 00:35:13,276 --> 00:35:16,905 Yeah. Luther and me danced all night. l made $450. 680 00:35:18,915 --> 00:35:22,908 And then, after that, Luther came in every night for a whole week. 681 00:35:23,453 --> 00:35:25,580 And at the end of it, he popped the question. 682 00:35:25,655 --> 00:35:28,783 He asked me to be his secretary. Of course, at that time... 683 00:35:29,425 --> 00:35:32,519 boy, l didn't know what it meant to be a private detective... 684 00:35:32,595 --> 00:35:35,428 much less what a secretary did for a private detective. 685 00:35:35,498 --> 00:35:37,989 But, boy, l soon found out the hard way. 686 00:35:38,634 --> 00:35:41,603 Like the time back in 1956-- l've... 687 00:35:42,638 --> 00:35:44,333 finally slipped the knot. 688 00:35:45,541 --> 00:35:47,065 Hey, terrific! 689 00:35:51,147 --> 00:35:53,775 Are you ready? Yes. 690 00:35:57,687 --> 00:36:00,155 Are you? Piece of cake. 691 00:36:06,229 --> 00:36:08,254 [screaming] 692 00:36:09,065 --> 00:36:11,932 What's the matter with you? Nothing, needlehead. 693 00:36:12,068 --> 00:36:13,194 [yelling] 694 00:36:16,672 --> 00:36:17,764 [Blanche whistling] 695 00:36:18,741 --> 00:36:19,935 [groaning] 696 00:36:23,913 --> 00:36:24,902 My God. 697 00:36:25,581 --> 00:36:26,775 A piece of cake. 698 00:36:27,583 --> 00:36:30,347 Of course, that was just the first of a series of blows... 699 00:36:30,420 --> 00:36:33,116 l was about to deliver, which would have rendered him helpless. 700 00:36:33,189 --> 00:36:35,783 Sure, that's what Luther always says, too. 701 00:36:37,593 --> 00:36:39,823 We'll walk to the nearest phone and call a cab. 702 00:36:39,896 --> 00:36:41,693 Great. How much do you tip these guys? 703 00:36:41,764 --> 00:36:42,856 (DeWitt) Nothing. 704 00:36:46,469 --> 00:36:49,404 All expenses are paid by DeWitt's Dogs. 705 00:36:49,839 --> 00:36:52,569 lncluding the $50,000 l'm getting for you two. 706 00:36:52,642 --> 00:36:54,405 Now get back inside. 707 00:37:01,717 --> 00:37:04,151 (Magnum) We left Rick and T.C. to deal with Artie Keanu... 708 00:37:04,220 --> 00:37:06,711 Big Sally, half the Honolulu Police Force... 709 00:37:06,789 --> 00:37:08,654 and the biggest bust since.... 710 00:37:09,125 --> 00:37:12,253 Since.... Well, the last time we busted Artie Keanu. 711 00:37:12,995 --> 00:37:16,692 The only thing was, I wish I could have left Luther with them, too. 712 00:37:17,033 --> 00:37:18,796 (Luther) I was beginning to get the feeling... 713 00:37:18,868 --> 00:37:21,166 I was stuck with the big guy for the duration. 714 00:37:21,304 --> 00:37:24,171 The only thing more depressing than that was this case. 715 00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:26,105 Because we'd run out of leads. 716 00:37:26,175 --> 00:37:28,871 You try being a detective with no leads. 717 00:37:29,045 --> 00:37:32,173 It's like a tailor without a needle, or Godzilla without Tokyo. 718 00:37:32,248 --> 00:37:34,239 (Magnum) Or a bad guy without a motive. 719 00:37:35,418 --> 00:37:36,783 Did you say something? 720 00:37:37,153 --> 00:37:39,383 What? No. 721 00:37:41,991 --> 00:37:46,087 l was just thinking, though, you know, $50,000 isn't a heck of a lot of money... 722 00:37:46,162 --> 00:37:48,653 to soak Robin Masters for. He's worth millions. 723 00:37:49,432 --> 00:37:52,731 They had to kidnap Higgins and Blanche for another reason. 724 00:37:53,302 --> 00:37:57,102 Yeah, us. But we've already been through that with Artie Canoe. 725 00:37:57,173 --> 00:38:00,734 And as far as l know, this is the only time you and l work together. 726 00:38:00,810 --> 00:38:03,938 Nice try, big guy, but you'll have to come up with something else. 727 00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:06,571 Or just go through with the exchange and hope for the best. 728 00:38:06,649 --> 00:38:09,243 You really believe that? Not for a second. 729 00:38:14,357 --> 00:38:17,758 What are you making, a little bunny rabbit? lt's not even Easter. 730 00:38:18,461 --> 00:38:22,192 No, it's the Fourth of July. Bang, bang. 731 00:38:22,832 --> 00:38:24,595 Huh? Plastique. 732 00:38:25,935 --> 00:38:27,698 l don't care what he's wearing. 733 00:38:27,770 --> 00:38:30,898 l wanna know why he's putting that clay under our chairs. 734 00:38:31,073 --> 00:38:32,836 To blow us up, evidently. 735 00:38:33,442 --> 00:38:36,673 Excellent deduction. Maybe you should have been the Pl. 736 00:38:37,613 --> 00:38:39,012 No, thank you. 737 00:38:39,549 --> 00:38:43,485 lf l may inquire, though, what is the purpose of your extortion? 738 00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:45,319 Merely money? 739 00:38:45,655 --> 00:38:48,123 lf that is the case, l can assure you that-- Look... 740 00:38:48,190 --> 00:38:52,024 $50,000 is $50,000, but l'm here to settle a score... 741 00:38:52,094 --> 00:38:53,891 l owe Luther Gillis. 742 00:38:55,398 --> 00:38:58,697 Listen, mister, l've worked for Luther for a long time. 743 00:38:58,768 --> 00:39:01,498 l typed the reports on every thug he ever busted. 744 00:39:01,804 --> 00:39:05,103 And to be honest with you, l don't know you from a hole in the ground. 745 00:39:05,474 --> 00:39:09,240 Blanche, maybe this will jog your memory. 746 00:39:09,645 --> 00:39:13,046 Tiffany Arms Hotel, December, 1966. 747 00:39:14,016 --> 00:39:17,179 That would be the Frangakis caper. What about it? 748 00:39:17,386 --> 00:39:20,685 l was the cop who lost his career because of Luther Gillis. 749 00:39:20,990 --> 00:39:22,480 You were the secret witness? 750 00:39:22,758 --> 00:39:24,817 My whole life down in flames. 751 00:39:25,061 --> 00:39:28,861 Well, you deserved it. You were a bagman for Tony Frangakis. 752 00:39:29,665 --> 00:39:32,725 Once. One lousy time. 753 00:39:33,402 --> 00:39:35,563 My wife was pregnant and we needed the money. 754 00:39:35,638 --> 00:39:37,469 So, you didn't go to jail. 755 00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:40,031 Worse. l lost everything. 756 00:39:41,911 --> 00:39:46,007 But, you overcame the setback, didn't you? You rehabilitated. 757 00:39:46,215 --> 00:39:49,048 You've got a business. You learned a trade. Hot dogs. 758 00:39:50,119 --> 00:39:51,279 Computers. 759 00:39:52,221 --> 00:39:55,418 Why throw it all away? Why? 760 00:39:55,925 --> 00:39:59,190 For just a fleeting, transitory moment of revenge? 761 00:40:01,497 --> 00:40:02,555 Yes. 762 00:40:08,104 --> 00:40:10,937 This is no time to be reading your mail. We got to find some clues. 763 00:40:11,007 --> 00:40:12,634 l think maybe l just have. 764 00:40:12,708 --> 00:40:14,232 That's great news, big guy. 765 00:40:14,310 --> 00:40:15,902 l'm gonna call the convention. 766 00:40:17,113 --> 00:40:19,604 l'll tell them we got the flu or something. 767 00:40:19,682 --> 00:40:22,276 Some tropical disease like terminal sunburn. 768 00:40:23,185 --> 00:40:26,677 Hello, l'd like to speak to Lloyd DeWitt. This is Luther Gillis speaking. 769 00:40:27,123 --> 00:40:28,852 What do you mean he isn't there? 770 00:40:29,625 --> 00:40:30,887 This is Luther Gillis. 771 00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:34,452 l'm supposed to be there tonight to accept an award for the best book. 772 00:40:36,098 --> 00:40:38,498 What do you mean l was never gonna get an award? 773 00:40:39,602 --> 00:40:40,694 Luther. 774 00:40:40,770 --> 00:40:44,604 We're talking about So You Want To Be A Private Eye? by Luther Gillis. 775 00:40:44,674 --> 00:40:46,835 lt's supposed-- Supposed to sucker you to Hawaii! 776 00:40:46,909 --> 00:40:48,308 Look at this, Luther. 777 00:40:48,711 --> 00:40:51,077 Big deal. lt was typed on the same typewriter, so what? 778 00:40:51,147 --> 00:40:53,342 Not the same typewriter, the same computer! 779 00:40:53,416 --> 00:40:55,179 This was done by dot-matrix. 780 00:40:55,251 --> 00:40:57,742 Who's Dot Matrix? And what's she got to do with this? 781 00:40:58,187 --> 00:41:01,281 She's a computer, Luther. Now, come on. Look at this. 782 00:41:01,357 --> 00:41:05,521 Lloyd DeWitt accessed into the Academy's computer just to get you to Hawaii. 783 00:41:06,729 --> 00:41:07,889 Holy cow. 784 00:41:07,963 --> 00:41:09,123 Come on. 785 00:41:09,699 --> 00:41:10,859 Where you going? 786 00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:12,428 To get a hot dog. 787 00:41:18,774 --> 00:41:20,036 [ticking] 788 00:41:20,810 --> 00:41:22,710 Hey, that's my purse. 789 00:41:23,179 --> 00:41:25,079 You won't need it where you're going. 790 00:41:26,382 --> 00:41:27,781 Wait for me outside. 791 00:41:30,419 --> 00:41:33,855 See you all later. l'm going to close up the stand forever. 792 00:41:39,128 --> 00:41:40,857 Quite ingenious. 793 00:41:41,630 --> 00:41:43,222 Frankly, l'm impressed. 794 00:41:43,766 --> 00:41:45,324 Frankly, l'm depressed. 795 00:41:46,135 --> 00:41:48,797 And all the time, l thought DeWitt was stupid... 796 00:41:48,871 --> 00:41:52,739 for having the exchange of prisoners and ransom occur at the same location. 797 00:41:53,409 --> 00:41:55,400 But how diabolically clever of him. 798 00:41:56,912 --> 00:42:01,110 You see, if Magnum or your Mr. Gillis attempt any tricks... 799 00:42:02,852 --> 00:42:05,218 he'll simply blow us up by remote control. 800 00:42:06,822 --> 00:42:08,050 Extraordinary. 801 00:42:08,591 --> 00:42:10,752 (Luther) Let's just kick in the doors and go in blazing. 802 00:42:10,826 --> 00:42:14,387 Look, Luther, even though we're early and have the advantage of surprise... 803 00:42:14,463 --> 00:42:16,658 l still think we ought to use some finesse. 804 00:42:16,799 --> 00:42:18,733 l thought l was. What's your big idea? 805 00:42:20,069 --> 00:42:22,663 Well, l think we ought to do it this way. Here's the plan. 806 00:42:22,738 --> 00:42:26,105 Save it for dominoes, big guy. You go in the back, l'll take the front. 807 00:42:27,143 --> 00:42:28,701 That's what l was gonna say. 808 00:42:29,378 --> 00:42:32,541 You know, l think l'm really beginning to like working with you. 809 00:42:32,882 --> 00:42:35,817 Maybe it's because you've started reminding me of Chuckie. 810 00:42:36,685 --> 00:42:38,016 Chuckie's dead. 811 00:42:38,821 --> 00:42:40,288 All right, what time is it? 812 00:42:42,258 --> 00:42:43,520 4:53. 813 00:42:43,592 --> 00:42:46,493 That's close enough. l'll give you three minutes' head start. 814 00:42:50,399 --> 00:42:51,730 [birds chirping] 815 00:42:55,371 --> 00:42:56,838 (Magnum) Just like the last time... 816 00:42:56,906 --> 00:42:59,238 when we thought Artie Keanu had Blanche and Higgins... 817 00:42:59,308 --> 00:43:01,936 we were going into a dangerous situation blind. 818 00:43:02,011 --> 00:43:05,503 But, unlike the last time, we had a couple of things going for us. 819 00:43:05,581 --> 00:43:08,880 One, we definitely knew where Blanche and Higgins were. 820 00:43:08,951 --> 00:43:12,478 And two, for the first time I really had the feeling... 821 00:43:12,555 --> 00:43:14,750 that Luther and I were really working together. 822 00:43:15,357 --> 00:43:16,346 It felt good. 823 00:43:17,092 --> 00:43:18,320 To hell with it! 824 00:43:19,728 --> 00:43:21,161 This feels great. 825 00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:33,638 DeWitt, give me one blonde to go and throw in the butler. 826 00:43:33,709 --> 00:43:37,145 You're through. Spring them or l'll make you part of the menu. 827 00:43:37,980 --> 00:43:41,143 l wish you'd try, Gillis, l'd just love it if you would. 828 00:43:41,217 --> 00:43:43,708 Forget about the radio, this is no time for music. 829 00:43:43,786 --> 00:43:46,084 The only singing you're gonna do is in a cage. Let's go. 830 00:43:46,155 --> 00:43:49,386 Don't make me nervous. lf you had any technical sophistication at all... 831 00:43:49,458 --> 00:43:52,723 you'd realize that this is a remote control unit. 832 00:43:52,795 --> 00:43:57,357 All l have to do is press that button and your Blanche and that Englishman... 833 00:43:57,433 --> 00:43:59,663 will leave this world, literally. 834 00:44:00,870 --> 00:44:03,031 All right, what do you want? $50,000? 835 00:44:03,439 --> 00:44:06,897 lf l knew you needed money, l would've signed over the royalties of my book. 836 00:44:07,176 --> 00:44:08,666 Cut with the jokes, Gillis. 837 00:44:08,744 --> 00:44:12,077 All l need $50,000 for is to leave the country after l kill you. 838 00:44:12,147 --> 00:44:13,273 Now drop the gun. 839 00:44:13,883 --> 00:44:16,716 Okay, but now you got to say why. 840 00:44:17,753 --> 00:44:19,277 Tony Frangakis. 841 00:44:19,355 --> 00:44:21,949 Who? Tony Frangakis. 842 00:44:23,626 --> 00:44:25,924 Well, what about him? ls he your brother or something? 843 00:44:25,995 --> 00:44:30,056 No. No, l worked for him. Once. Once. 844 00:44:30,699 --> 00:44:33,190 And then you busted him and l got caught in the net. 845 00:44:33,569 --> 00:44:37,005 lt's funny, l was so small then, you didn't even know who l was. 846 00:44:37,139 --> 00:44:39,801 l guess things have kind of changed now, haven't they? 847 00:44:42,044 --> 00:44:44,444 Wait a minute, where's Magnum? 848 00:44:44,713 --> 00:44:47,409 No! He's got a-- 849 00:44:55,090 --> 00:44:56,182 Blanche! 850 00:44:57,426 --> 00:44:59,223 Blanche! Luther! 851 00:44:59,628 --> 00:45:03,826 Blanche! She's dead. And the butler, too. 852 00:45:03,966 --> 00:45:05,228 Luther. 853 00:45:05,301 --> 00:45:08,896 Blanche, Blanche, l'm so sorry. 854 00:45:09,104 --> 00:45:10,230 Luther. 855 00:45:10,306 --> 00:45:12,934 He killed them. They're dead. They're dead. 856 00:45:13,342 --> 00:45:15,503 This time l was really gonna do it. 857 00:45:15,577 --> 00:45:16,737 Luther, listen to me. 858 00:45:16,812 --> 00:45:20,248 Blanche, l know you can't hear me, but l want you to know... 859 00:45:20,316 --> 00:45:22,648 this time l was really gonna marry you. 860 00:45:22,885 --> 00:45:23,977 l really-- 861 00:45:24,086 --> 00:45:27,146 [Blanche whooping] 862 00:45:33,529 --> 00:45:37,021 Luther, l tried to tell you. l got them out. 863 00:45:41,603 --> 00:45:44,436 **[organ music playing] 864 00:45:45,107 --> 00:45:46,540 [birds chirping] 865 00:45:56,919 --> 00:45:58,011 You know something... 866 00:45:58,087 --> 00:46:01,352 this is going to be the best, most wonderful... 867 00:46:01,423 --> 00:46:03,891 happy day of my entire life. 868 00:46:05,661 --> 00:46:08,425 l just wonder what's keeping Luther. 869 00:46:13,702 --> 00:46:14,964 He's 20 minutes late. 870 00:46:15,037 --> 00:46:16,595 l know. Where is he? 871 00:46:17,606 --> 00:46:18,800 He' s coming. 872 00:46:20,709 --> 00:46:22,404 **[wedding march playing] 873 00:46:37,826 --> 00:46:39,088 Blanche Rafferty? 874 00:46:56,211 --> 00:46:57,838 [motorcycle engine starting] 875 00:46:57,913 --> 00:47:00,780 ''Sorry l missed the wedding. Stop. 876 00:47:00,949 --> 00:47:03,008 ''Had to go back. Stop. 877 00:47:03,419 --> 00:47:05,614 ''Some bozos got Jack. Stop. 878 00:47:06,021 --> 00:47:08,683 ''Say hi to the big guy and the butler. Stop. 879 00:47:09,358 --> 00:47:10,985 ''Love, Luther. Stop.'' 880 00:47:14,396 --> 00:47:15,693 Oh, my God. 881 00:47:15,764 --> 00:47:17,026 [Higgins grunting] 882 00:47:29,645 --> 00:47:31,943 (Luther) Well, I got out of that one, kiddos. 883 00:47:32,214 --> 00:47:34,079 But I knew Blanche would get over it... 884 00:47:34,216 --> 00:47:35,581 after a while. 885 00:47:36,151 --> 00:47:37,345 Meanwhile... 886 00:47:38,053 --> 00:47:40,146 I had a loose end to tie up.