1 00:00:09,174 --> 00:00:11,301 ♪ Three Little Maids from school are we ♪ 2 00:00:11,377 --> 00:00:13,174 ♪ Pert as a schoolgirl well can be ♪♪ 3 00:00:13,245 --> 00:00:15,008 Beautiful young girls in a chorus line? 4 00:00:16,715 --> 00:00:20,151 As the director, l carry the entire emotional burden of this production. 5 00:00:20,219 --> 00:00:22,585 ♪ Three Little Maids from school are we ♪♪ 6 00:00:22,655 --> 00:00:23,952 My God, l don't believe it. 7 00:00:24,023 --> 00:00:25,786 What makes you think your brother's in trouble? 8 00:00:25,858 --> 00:00:28,827 His two friends tried to leave the group, and a week later were found dead. 9 00:00:28,994 --> 00:00:29,983 Jump. 10 00:00:30,896 --> 00:00:34,662 You failed to mention that your hot clue involved total immersion. 11 00:00:38,070 --> 00:00:39,059 Get down! 12 00:01:51,110 --> 00:01:52,168 [exclaiming] 13 00:02:14,566 --> 00:02:15,555 [exclaims] 14 00:02:18,470 --> 00:02:19,459 [exclaims] 15 00:02:27,079 --> 00:02:29,070 (Magnum) Higgins, you down there? 16 00:02:29,248 --> 00:02:30,374 Yes. 17 00:02:30,449 --> 00:02:33,145 Just a moment, please. 18 00:02:37,156 --> 00:02:39,647 l'm sorry. l was looking for Jonathan Higgins. 19 00:02:39,925 --> 00:02:41,358 Magnum, what do you want? 20 00:02:41,426 --> 00:02:43,360 [laughing] What are you doing? 21 00:02:43,428 --> 00:02:46,261 Agatha and her friends are arguing over who stands where... 22 00:02:46,331 --> 00:02:48,526 the rental company just arrived with all the costumes... 23 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:51,194 and some carpenter asked me to pay him for your stage... 24 00:02:51,270 --> 00:02:54,762 and l find you in here shadow slashing. Yes, yes. l'm coming. 25 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:58,100 Really, Magnum, l don't think you understand the creative temperament. 26 00:02:58,177 --> 00:03:01,943 As the director, l carry the entire emotional burden of this production. 27 00:03:02,314 --> 00:03:05,249 l was merely reviewing the score in private. 28 00:03:05,717 --> 00:03:09,084 Oh, really? Looks to me like you were practicing for a part. 29 00:03:09,354 --> 00:03:10,378 The lead? 30 00:03:11,657 --> 00:03:14,319 Naturally, a responsible director would be prepared... 31 00:03:14,393 --> 00:03:17,954 to step in at a moment's notice in case one of his cast members became ill. 32 00:03:18,230 --> 00:03:20,926 Just another of the many obligations of being a director. 33 00:03:20,999 --> 00:03:23,092 Constantly tugged in one direction or another... 34 00:03:23,168 --> 00:03:25,363 expected to be in three places at once... 35 00:03:25,437 --> 00:03:27,667 and here you are, making more demands on me. 36 00:03:28,173 --> 00:03:31,006 Honestly, Magnum, what do you perceive me to be? 37 00:03:33,846 --> 00:03:36,576 ♪♪[Behold the Lord High Executioner playing] 38 00:03:36,648 --> 00:03:38,639 ♪ Behold the Lord High Executioner ♪ 39 00:03:38,717 --> 00:03:42,153 ♪ A personage of noble rank and title ♪ 40 00:03:42,221 --> 00:03:45,748 ♪ A dignified and potent officer ♪ 41 00:03:45,991 --> 00:03:49,722 ♪ Whose functions are particularly vital ♪ 42 00:03:49,995 --> 00:03:53,294 ♪ Defer, defer ♪ 43 00:03:53,365 --> 00:03:56,732 ♪ To the Lord High Executioner ♪♪ 44 00:03:56,835 --> 00:03:57,927 (Higgins) With all l have to do... 45 00:03:58,003 --> 00:04:00,995 and you still haven't made arrangements for security for the performance? 46 00:04:01,073 --> 00:04:02,301 Well, l talked to Rick and T.C... 47 00:04:02,374 --> 00:04:05,434 but they said they didn't want to hang out with a bunch of opera guys. 48 00:04:05,510 --> 00:04:08,536 The Sandwich lslands Savoyards and Sir Cedric Brooke... 49 00:04:08,614 --> 00:04:10,377 are hardly a bunch of opera guys. 50 00:04:10,449 --> 00:04:12,474 Well, l'm sure they didn't mean any offense by it. 51 00:04:12,551 --> 00:04:15,520 All right, what do you want? The darkroom. 52 00:04:15,587 --> 00:04:18,420 l want unrestricted use of the darkroom, and we have a deal. 53 00:04:19,658 --> 00:04:20,716 Very well. 54 00:04:20,792 --> 00:04:21,884 [laughing] 55 00:04:23,128 --> 00:04:24,823 (woman) Okay, guys. This is pretty good. 56 00:04:24,897 --> 00:04:26,990 It's coming along. Now let's take a break. 57 00:04:28,100 --> 00:04:29,863 All right, lads. Thank you. 58 00:04:29,935 --> 00:04:32,460 Now, Three Little Maids, with the piano. 59 00:04:33,639 --> 00:04:37,268 l don't believe it. Now Big Harry canceled. 60 00:04:37,342 --> 00:04:40,004 l am trying to talk to you about this important security job... 61 00:04:40,078 --> 00:04:42,273 and all you want to talk about is some poker game? 62 00:04:42,347 --> 00:04:43,473 Not ''some'' poker game. 63 00:04:43,548 --> 00:04:46,449 The biggest game this lsland's ever seen, with the richest pot. 64 00:04:46,518 --> 00:04:48,486 And now, l don't have anywhere to play. 65 00:04:49,221 --> 00:04:51,951 Oh, l already told you. l am not interested in standing guard... 66 00:04:52,024 --> 00:04:54,049 at Higgins' latest charity event. 67 00:04:54,126 --> 00:04:58,028 But this won't even seem like working. You can see the show for free. 68 00:04:58,096 --> 00:05:02,123 [scoffs] l saw Higgins' show last year. Count me out. 69 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:04,828 Well, l wouldn't even be doing this myself... 70 00:05:04,903 --> 00:05:08,532 except someone has to ensure the safety of these beautiful girls in the chorus line. 71 00:05:08,607 --> 00:05:10,802 Girls? What girls? Excuse me. 72 00:05:11,109 --> 00:05:13,339 l was told l might find Thomas Magnum here. 73 00:05:13,412 --> 00:05:16,745 l can wait if you're busy. Busy? Are you kidding? Come on, sit down. 74 00:05:16,815 --> 00:05:20,046 Are you Mr. Magnum? No, l'm Thomas Magnum. 75 00:05:20,118 --> 00:05:22,780 We're his associates. Yes. What can we help you with? 76 00:05:22,854 --> 00:05:26,051 l don't have any associates. Thomas, what are you talking about? 77 00:05:26,124 --> 00:05:27,853 We were just talking about the security job... 78 00:05:27,926 --> 00:05:29,120 the three of us were going to take. 79 00:05:29,194 --> 00:05:33,221 Right. lf you'll just come with me, we can discuss this in private over here. 80 00:05:33,432 --> 00:05:34,456 Wow. 81 00:05:34,900 --> 00:05:37,334 Well, better luck next time, buddy. 82 00:05:37,803 --> 00:05:40,704 Think that's one of the chorus girls he was talking about? 83 00:05:43,775 --> 00:05:46,300 (Sally) This was taken in his senior year in school. 84 00:05:46,645 --> 00:05:49,978 Look at that smile. Such an honest and trusting face. 85 00:05:50,082 --> 00:05:52,107 What makes you think your brother's in trouble? 86 00:05:52,184 --> 00:05:54,175 Well, for the first few months after he got here... 87 00:05:54,252 --> 00:05:56,117 we talked on the phone almost every week. 88 00:05:56,188 --> 00:05:58,179 He had these plans for me to come over. 89 00:05:58,256 --> 00:05:59,883 l'm just a graduate student in music. 90 00:05:59,958 --> 00:06:02,586 How was l going to get the money to come to Hawaii? 91 00:06:03,562 --> 00:06:07,191 Then he and his two buddies joined this eastern chanting group. 92 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,092 l don't know, he.... 93 00:06:09,167 --> 00:06:12,398 He became a different person. He was so distant, and cold. 94 00:06:13,105 --> 00:06:15,198 And then he stopped calling altogether. 95 00:06:15,273 --> 00:06:17,366 You think they're holding him against his will? 96 00:06:17,442 --> 00:06:21,003 The last time l talked to him, he was so belligerent, l did some checking. 97 00:06:21,713 --> 00:06:24,841 l found out that his two friends tried to leave the group... 98 00:06:24,916 --> 00:06:26,679 and a week later were found dead. 99 00:06:27,886 --> 00:06:29,615 How did they die? Drowned. 100 00:06:29,888 --> 00:06:31,685 The police say it was an accident. 101 00:06:32,624 --> 00:06:34,148 Well, l'm sorry to.... 102 00:06:34,526 --> 00:06:37,017 Listen, your brother-- l haven't seen him since. 103 00:06:37,195 --> 00:06:39,095 Do you have an address, anything to go on? 104 00:06:39,164 --> 00:06:41,689 Yes, but if they know that we're looking for him.... 105 00:06:41,767 --> 00:06:43,257 No, we'll be careful. 106 00:06:44,169 --> 00:06:45,534 (Magnum) Eric's address was one of... 107 00:06:45,604 --> 00:06:47,435 the roughest neighborhoods in Honolulu. 108 00:06:47,506 --> 00:06:48,973 Or anywhere else. 109 00:06:49,041 --> 00:06:53,102 Most people who lived here weren't in trouble. They were past trouble. 110 00:06:58,717 --> 00:07:00,651 Eric wouldn't live like this. 111 00:07:02,054 --> 00:07:04,352 l know something has happened to him. 112 00:07:04,423 --> 00:07:06,653 l mean, if he's still alive... 113 00:07:06,725 --> 00:07:08,090 he's not himself. 114 00:07:08,326 --> 00:07:10,317 This group that he hooked up with... 115 00:07:12,230 --> 00:07:14,425 did he say anything about their activities? 116 00:07:14,499 --> 00:07:18,367 Well, he told me that they give all of their material belongings... 117 00:07:18,437 --> 00:07:19,870 to their spiritual leader. 118 00:07:20,705 --> 00:07:24,197 And that they do honest labor for their soul's salvation... 119 00:07:24,276 --> 00:07:26,073 and give the money to the poor. 120 00:07:27,479 --> 00:07:28,673 What is it? 121 00:07:29,347 --> 00:07:30,473 ''Help wanted.'' 122 00:07:30,582 --> 00:07:32,675 Shipping lines, unloading freight. 123 00:07:32,751 --> 00:07:33,945 lt's circled. 124 00:07:34,553 --> 00:07:35,781 Honest labor. 125 00:07:38,790 --> 00:07:40,052 Maybe l can find him there. 126 00:07:40,125 --> 00:07:41,922 Listen, l'm gonna take you back to your hotel... 127 00:07:41,993 --> 00:07:43,790 and check this out. Where are you staying? 128 00:07:43,862 --> 00:07:46,023 l don't really have a hotel. 129 00:07:46,364 --> 00:07:48,332 l can just.... l'll stay here. 130 00:07:48,934 --> 00:07:50,993 l can't leave you here. lt's not safe. 131 00:07:51,136 --> 00:07:53,036 l don't know what else to do. 132 00:07:55,006 --> 00:07:59,773 ♪♪[piano playing] 133 00:08:04,549 --> 00:08:06,483 ♪ Three Little Maids from school are we ♪ 134 00:08:06,551 --> 00:08:08,951 ♪ Pert as a schoolgirl well can be ♪ 135 00:08:09,020 --> 00:08:11,454 ♪ Filled to the brim with girlish glee ♪ 136 00:08:11,523 --> 00:08:13,354 ♪ Three Little Maids from school ♪ 137 00:08:13,425 --> 00:08:15,484 (Agatha) * Everything is a source of fun * 138 00:08:17,696 --> 00:08:19,960 ♪ Nobody's safe for we care for none ♪ 139 00:08:22,067 --> 00:08:24,228 ♪ Life is a joke that's just begun ♪ 140 00:08:27,005 --> 00:08:29,098 ♪ Three Little Maids from school ♪ 141 00:08:29,174 --> 00:08:31,142 ♪ Three Little Maids from school ♪ 142 00:08:31,209 --> 00:08:35,202 ♪ Three Little Maids from school ♪♪ 143 00:08:37,849 --> 00:08:38,838 [piano stops] 144 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:42,817 Ladies. 145 00:08:43,755 --> 00:08:46,553 l believe l detect a glimmer of improvement. 146 00:08:47,192 --> 00:08:50,252 However, your fan work is still woefully inadequate. 147 00:08:50,328 --> 00:08:52,888 But, Jonathan, it's so difficult. 148 00:08:53,231 --> 00:08:57,031 First, the steps. Then when we learned that, the fans. 149 00:08:57,169 --> 00:09:00,229 Yes, then the dance steps. Don't forget all of them. 150 00:09:00,305 --> 00:09:03,035 And my poor swollen ankles. 151 00:09:03,108 --> 00:09:07,545 Since 1885, when Gilbert and Sullivan's immortal Mikado was first presented... 152 00:09:07,612 --> 00:09:11,514 the Three Little Maids have performed this song exactly as l have taught it to you. 153 00:09:11,583 --> 00:09:13,050 ln your hands, ladies... 154 00:09:13,118 --> 00:09:16,610 is a tradition stretching back to the glorious days of the Empire. 155 00:09:16,855 --> 00:09:19,949 You, too, will uphold it. Yes, even cherish it. 156 00:09:20,025 --> 00:09:21,515 Higgins? Excuse me. 157 00:09:21,826 --> 00:09:23,851 Ladies. Hello, Agatha. 158 00:09:23,929 --> 00:09:26,056 l'd like you to meet Sally De Forest. (Higgins) Hello. 159 00:09:26,131 --> 00:09:28,622 About my poor swollen ankle... 160 00:09:29,467 --> 00:09:31,992 couldn't we possibly eliminate... 161 00:09:32,070 --> 00:09:35,267 just one difficult step in the dance? 162 00:09:35,340 --> 00:09:36,739 lmpossible. 163 00:09:36,908 --> 00:09:39,775 Our guest star, Sir Cedric Brooke, will have no rehearsal time with us. 164 00:09:39,844 --> 00:09:43,143 He will arrive prepared to step into the classic blocking and staging. 165 00:09:43,215 --> 00:09:46,946 And you ladies must not fail him. We will try yet again. 166 00:09:48,920 --> 00:09:53,118 Magnum, unless you're here to explain that this young woman is a security expert.... 167 00:09:53,191 --> 00:09:55,557 No, no, no. Sally de Forest is a client. 168 00:09:55,627 --> 00:09:56,616 Oh, really? 169 00:09:57,529 --> 00:09:59,895 And l have a small favor to ask. Nothing important. 170 00:09:59,965 --> 00:10:02,866 lt just seems that Sally's had a run of bad luck lately and-- 171 00:10:02,934 --> 00:10:05,664 Starting with hiring you as her investigator, no doubt. 172 00:10:05,737 --> 00:10:09,036 l'll ignore that, and l told her there would be absolutely no problem... 173 00:10:09,107 --> 00:10:12,235 none whatsoever, with her staying here on the estate... 174 00:10:12,310 --> 00:10:14,972 in one of the many, many empty rooms which are always ready... 175 00:10:15,046 --> 00:10:18,504 completely prepared in the spirit of hospitality Robin Masters is famous for. 176 00:10:18,583 --> 00:10:21,882 Miss De Forest, l regret that what Magnum proposed is out of the question. 177 00:10:21,953 --> 00:10:22,977 Higgins. As you can see... 178 00:10:23,054 --> 00:10:26,353 all energies are devoted to the final preparations for our operetta. 179 00:10:26,424 --> 00:10:29,393 An unanticipated guest is not part of those plans. 180 00:10:29,461 --> 00:10:31,656 l could just go back to Eric's. 181 00:10:31,763 --> 00:10:33,822 She plays piano, Higgins. 182 00:10:34,199 --> 00:10:36,030 Modestly, l am a superb... 183 00:10:36,101 --> 00:10:38,831 albeit completely self-taught, rehearsal pianist. 184 00:10:38,903 --> 00:10:41,929 Yes, but, if she were playing piano... 185 00:10:42,007 --> 00:10:45,773 you could be on stage, directing your actors. 186 00:10:47,412 --> 00:10:48,470 Well, perhaps.... 187 00:10:48,546 --> 00:10:50,844 l mean, you can't be expected to do everything... 188 00:10:50,915 --> 00:10:53,577 constantly being tugged in one direction or another. 189 00:10:54,019 --> 00:10:56,954 Well, it would give me an opportunity to step back... 190 00:10:57,022 --> 00:10:59,490 and look at the production objectively. 191 00:10:59,824 --> 00:11:01,985 Well, just give her a chance, Higgins. 192 00:11:02,060 --> 00:11:04,790 lf she doesn't do a good job, she'll leave. No hard feelings. 193 00:11:04,863 --> 00:11:06,330 lt would be a pleasure. 194 00:11:06,631 --> 00:11:10,067 lt's not often l get to practice on such a fine piano. 195 00:11:14,372 --> 00:11:17,239 Confidentially, Higgins, l have a hot lead on this case. 196 00:11:17,309 --> 00:11:19,436 There's every chance l'll wrap it up by this evening. 197 00:11:19,511 --> 00:11:24,346 ♪♪[piano playing] 198 00:11:29,688 --> 00:11:31,178 A true gentleman... 199 00:11:31,823 --> 00:11:33,120 a British gentleman... 200 00:11:33,558 --> 00:11:34,547 would say yes. 201 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:43,028 Ladies. 202 00:12:18,203 --> 00:12:19,534 (Magnum) When I write my book... 203 00:12:19,604 --> 00:12:21,435 on how to be a world-class private investigator... 204 00:12:21,506 --> 00:12:24,634 I'm going to include a special chapter on observation. 205 00:12:25,009 --> 00:12:27,773 Now, even though I've trained my eye to pick up every detail... 206 00:12:27,846 --> 00:12:31,043 [camera clicking] I still take pictures just to be absolutely sure. 207 00:12:31,349 --> 00:12:35,251 After all, even a professional eye can't be as good as a camera. 208 00:12:41,659 --> 00:12:44,253 [camera clicking] 209 00:12:52,237 --> 00:12:53,226 [camera clicking] 210 00:13:10,121 --> 00:13:11,918 [ship horn blowing] 211 00:13:27,539 --> 00:13:29,734 Hi guys. How's it going? 212 00:13:30,208 --> 00:13:31,539 What you want, brother? 213 00:13:31,609 --> 00:13:34,077 Refrigerators. l got to pick up a load of refrigerators. 214 00:13:34,145 --> 00:13:38,104 l got the invoice here someplace. This is pier 1 7, isn't it? 215 00:13:38,183 --> 00:13:40,014 Seventeen's around the other side. 216 00:13:40,084 --> 00:13:42,575 Oh, you're kidding. Oh, my mistake. 217 00:13:42,654 --> 00:13:45,384 Listen, maybe if there's a phone somewhere that l.... 218 00:13:54,265 --> 00:13:55,732 lt's a company car. 219 00:13:55,900 --> 00:13:57,629 Maybe you better get out of here. 220 00:13:57,702 --> 00:13:58,760 Hey, l got a better idea. 221 00:13:58,837 --> 00:14:01,670 Maybe one of you guys could ride with me down to the end of this dock... 222 00:14:01,739 --> 00:14:03,400 and give me directions. What do you say? 223 00:14:03,475 --> 00:14:05,170 We gave you directions. 224 00:14:07,946 --> 00:14:09,538 (man #1) Didn't you hear? 225 00:14:09,681 --> 00:14:11,876 Hey, come on, lighten up. 226 00:14:11,950 --> 00:14:13,417 All l want is my refrigerators. 227 00:14:13,485 --> 00:14:16,181 Big 22-cubic-footers with ice makers? 228 00:14:16,254 --> 00:14:18,051 We got ice for you, pal. 229 00:14:18,790 --> 00:14:19,779 Jump. 230 00:14:22,293 --> 00:14:23,282 What? 231 00:14:24,295 --> 00:14:25,319 [water splashing] 232 00:14:25,396 --> 00:14:26,795 Jump. 233 00:14:38,543 --> 00:14:39,976 (Magnum) Once, when I was a kid... 234 00:14:40,044 --> 00:14:43,241 three older guys decided to beat me up for no apparent reason. 235 00:14:43,314 --> 00:14:45,714 I held my own until a fourth showed up. 236 00:14:45,783 --> 00:14:49,082 And from that day on, I vowed that three was my limit. 237 00:14:49,521 --> 00:14:52,718 Particularly when I didn't know what I was fighting about. 238 00:14:59,931 --> 00:15:01,728 ♪♪[piano playing] 239 00:15:09,807 --> 00:15:12,037 ♪ Three Little Maids from school are we ♪ 240 00:15:12,110 --> 00:15:14,237 ♪ Pert as a schoolgirl well can be ♪ 241 00:15:14,312 --> 00:15:17,008 ♪ Filled to the brim with girlish glee ♪ 242 00:15:17,081 --> 00:15:18,673 ♪ Three Little Maids from school ♪ 243 00:15:18,750 --> 00:15:20,980 ♪ Everything is a source of fun ♪ 244 00:15:23,087 --> 00:15:25,487 (Agatha) * Nobody's safe, for we care for none * 245 00:15:26,024 --> 00:15:28,117 Beautiful young girls in a chorus line? 246 00:15:28,593 --> 00:15:30,993 Since when did you believe anything that Thomas said? 247 00:15:31,062 --> 00:15:34,725 l told you he was just trying to con you into doing security for him. 248 00:15:34,799 --> 00:15:36,164 Well, this time it didn't work. 249 00:15:37,869 --> 00:15:39,461 ♪ Three Little Maids who all unwary ♪♪ 250 00:15:39,537 --> 00:15:41,664 (Higgins) All right, you can stop. 251 00:15:45,510 --> 00:15:47,307 Not entirely unacceptable. 252 00:15:49,614 --> 00:15:52,777 Now, Miss De Forest, again from the chorus, please. 253 00:15:54,118 --> 00:15:56,450 Could l make a suggestion? Yes. 254 00:15:56,955 --> 00:16:00,186 lf l played it a tone lower, l think it might be a little easier for them. 255 00:16:00,291 --> 00:16:02,191 Oh, can you do that? 256 00:16:02,527 --> 00:16:05,223 (Agatha) lt would be heavenly not to-- Oh, my God. 257 00:16:05,697 --> 00:16:09,258 You failed to mention that your hot clue involved total immersion. 258 00:16:09,667 --> 00:16:13,626 Tell me that Mr. Masters' camera is not-- The camera is fine! 259 00:16:18,576 --> 00:16:21,841 The only reason that l'm a little bit wet... 260 00:16:22,213 --> 00:16:24,204 is l was conducting a surveillance. 261 00:16:25,583 --> 00:16:27,141 (Agatha) Oh, Jonathan... 262 00:16:28,152 --> 00:16:29,813 it is 4:00. 263 00:16:32,123 --> 00:16:33,488 Very well. 264 00:16:34,325 --> 00:16:35,451 Tea. 265 00:16:39,764 --> 00:16:41,459 Did you see Eric? 266 00:16:41,666 --> 00:16:44,032 Well, how was he? How does he look? 267 00:16:44,102 --> 00:16:47,629 Well, l didn't actually get to talk to him. But he looks all right. 268 00:16:48,473 --> 00:16:49,906 Miss De Forest. 269 00:16:50,141 --> 00:16:51,472 l'll be right there. 270 00:16:51,876 --> 00:16:53,343 When do l get to see him? 271 00:16:53,578 --> 00:16:54,909 l'm working on it. 272 00:17:05,089 --> 00:17:06,989 (Agatha) Will you have some tea? 273 00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:09,286 Oh, thanks, Agatha. Thanks, Agatha. 274 00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:12,329 All right, so they were a little messy. Not a little messy. 275 00:17:12,397 --> 00:17:15,491 The last time that you and your poker buddies used my place... 276 00:17:15,566 --> 00:17:18,865 it looked like someone set off a claymore mine in the living room. 277 00:17:19,771 --> 00:17:22,831 Do you wanna explain this? No. Rick, l'm glad you're here. 278 00:17:22,907 --> 00:17:25,842 Thomas, if this is about security, l'm not doing it. 279 00:17:25,943 --> 00:17:28,104 Hey. What are these? These are really great. 280 00:17:28,179 --> 00:17:31,171 Cucumber sandwiches. Oh, l love vegetable sandwiches. 281 00:17:31,282 --> 00:17:33,341 Rick, l'm not going to ask you about security. 282 00:17:33,418 --> 00:17:35,352 Thanks, Agatha. You already turned me down. 283 00:17:35,420 --> 00:17:37,081 l respect that. Good. 284 00:17:37,155 --> 00:17:39,817 l need you to run down an address for me, from a license plate. 285 00:17:39,891 --> 00:17:41,882 Thomas, l just happen to be a little busy right now. 286 00:17:41,959 --> 00:17:44,189 l'm trying to find a place for my poker game by tomorrow afternoon. 287 00:17:44,262 --> 00:17:46,253 How long could it take you to run down an address? 288 00:17:46,330 --> 00:17:49,458 l love cards. They're so relaxing. 289 00:17:50,468 --> 00:17:51,628 One phone call. 290 00:17:51,703 --> 00:17:54,331 When my mother and father went on their world cruise... 291 00:17:54,405 --> 00:17:56,737 they began playing cards with another couple. 292 00:17:57,508 --> 00:17:59,135 From Australia, l believe. 293 00:17:59,844 --> 00:18:00,970 What do you say? 294 00:18:01,846 --> 00:18:03,643 Okay, okay. Thanks. 295 00:18:03,981 --> 00:18:06,916 They started betting a penny a point. 296 00:18:07,018 --> 00:18:08,007 [laughs] 297 00:18:08,152 --> 00:18:09,346 High rollers, huh, Aggie? 298 00:18:09,420 --> 00:18:13,516 By the end of the cruise, my father had lost $10,000. 299 00:18:13,991 --> 00:18:16,585 Ten? $10,000? Yes. 300 00:18:16,661 --> 00:18:18,686 (Rick) What did you say they call this game? 301 00:18:18,763 --> 00:18:19,855 Bridge. 302 00:18:19,931 --> 00:18:21,728 Think you could teach me how to play? 303 00:18:21,799 --> 00:18:23,858 l'd be delighted! 304 00:18:24,202 --> 00:18:25,464 Agatha. 305 00:18:27,271 --> 00:18:30,502 Well, as much as l'd hate to miss the second chorus.... 306 00:18:31,509 --> 00:18:34,535 You riding with me, buddy? Oh, yeah. l've got things to do, too. 307 00:18:37,281 --> 00:18:39,681 See you later. l'll call you later, too. Thanks. 308 00:18:41,552 --> 00:18:43,213 All right, ladies. 309 00:19:10,848 --> 00:19:12,577 [knocking on door] 310 00:19:13,584 --> 00:19:14,846 Come in. 311 00:19:14,952 --> 00:19:16,249 ♪♪[music playing] 312 00:19:16,387 --> 00:19:17,979 Magnum, l've.... 313 00:19:18,990 --> 00:19:21,515 Are you having trouble with your lights? No! 314 00:19:23,795 --> 00:19:25,285 [sharply] What do you want? 315 00:19:25,429 --> 00:19:27,397 l've just spoken to Sir Cedric. 316 00:19:27,498 --> 00:19:29,056 Apparently, he's on the lsland... 317 00:19:29,133 --> 00:19:31,829 although he's not arriving at the estate until curtain time. 318 00:19:31,903 --> 00:19:33,302 Throw me that shirt, will you? 319 00:19:33,437 --> 00:19:36,929 And he's leaving right after the performance... 320 00:19:37,008 --> 00:19:39,442 although he won't say where he's going. 321 00:19:41,979 --> 00:19:44,243 lt's not Robin's. l bought it. 322 00:19:45,283 --> 00:19:46,580 Obviously. 323 00:19:46,651 --> 00:19:48,846 Higgins, could we discuss this tomorrow? 324 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:51,912 lt's so typical of him to turn everything into a cloak-and-dagger event. 325 00:19:51,989 --> 00:19:54,423 Even a simple production of The Mikado. 326 00:19:54,792 --> 00:19:55,952 (Sally) Hello. 327 00:19:58,930 --> 00:20:00,124 Hello. 328 00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:03,926 l hope l'm not early. 329 00:20:04,602 --> 00:20:05,796 No. No. 330 00:20:08,506 --> 00:20:10,337 Higgins was just leaving. 331 00:20:12,443 --> 00:20:13,740 Weren't you, Higgins? 332 00:20:14,478 --> 00:20:16,742 We'll discuss the schedule tomorrow morning. 333 00:20:16,814 --> 00:20:18,247 (Magnum) First thing. 334 00:20:23,521 --> 00:20:25,352 [enunciating] Be sure the wine... 335 00:20:25,523 --> 00:20:27,115 has ample time... 336 00:20:27,258 --> 00:20:28,247 to breathe. 337 00:20:45,176 --> 00:20:47,303 You want some wine? l'd love some. 338 00:20:47,378 --> 00:20:48,811 Why don't you sit down? 339 00:20:50,615 --> 00:20:54,381 Well, l'm not sure what l was expecting, but this is nice. lt's... 340 00:20:54,452 --> 00:20:56,215 friendly. Lived in. 341 00:20:56,287 --> 00:20:57,754 Yeah. 342 00:20:59,123 --> 00:21:00,988 l hope you like Ahi Kupa. 343 00:21:01,192 --> 00:21:02,386 What's that? 344 00:21:02,493 --> 00:21:04,552 Oh, it's an old family recipe. 345 00:21:04,629 --> 00:21:06,153 Tuna casserole. 346 00:21:06,230 --> 00:21:07,254 [chuckling] Tuna casserole? 347 00:21:07,331 --> 00:21:08,320 Yeah. 348 00:21:08,633 --> 00:21:10,567 Do you know that that is the only thing... 349 00:21:10,635 --> 00:21:12,398 that my mother knew how to cook? 350 00:21:12,470 --> 00:21:15,496 You're kidding. No. Well, that and scrambled eggs. 351 00:21:16,173 --> 00:21:18,767 Well, we could order out for some pizza. No. 352 00:21:19,410 --> 00:21:20,900 l love tuna casserole. 353 00:21:21,846 --> 00:21:24,337 Besides, l'm much too hungry to wait for pizza. 354 00:21:24,415 --> 00:21:27,248 Well, that will be ready in a few minutes. Okay, thanks. 355 00:21:27,385 --> 00:21:29,285 Oh, excuse me. 356 00:21:31,889 --> 00:21:34,357 When l was growing up, my father was in the Navy. 357 00:21:34,692 --> 00:21:38,219 Oh, yeah? Yeah. We moved around a lot. 358 00:21:39,130 --> 00:21:41,963 Every year or so, there l was, the new kid in town. 359 00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:45,929 No matter where we were, there were always two things that l could count on. 360 00:21:46,103 --> 00:21:49,539 One, that my brother, Eric, was my best friend... 361 00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:52,809 number two, that my mother would make tuna casserole for dinner. 362 00:21:53,778 --> 00:21:57,043 She used to try and disguise it by calling it different names also. 363 00:21:57,114 --> 00:21:59,776 ''Tuna Kim Chee'' when we were in Korea. 364 00:21:59,850 --> 00:22:01,078 (Rick) Thomas. 365 00:22:01,319 --> 00:22:02,308 [door closes] 366 00:22:03,988 --> 00:22:05,114 What? 367 00:22:05,222 --> 00:22:06,450 Whoa. Hey... 368 00:22:06,524 --> 00:22:09,721 l'm sorry l barged in on you like this. Hi, Sally. 369 00:22:10,161 --> 00:22:11,423 l got that information for you. 370 00:22:11,495 --> 00:22:12,860 l thought you were gonna call. 371 00:22:12,930 --> 00:22:16,263 Well, l was. But l decided it'd better if l just talked to you face to face. 372 00:22:16,334 --> 00:22:18,325 ls it about Eric? Yeah. 373 00:22:18,869 --> 00:22:21,360 Here, l brought the address over. Oh, great. 374 00:22:21,939 --> 00:22:24,703 But l figure, one favor deserves another. 375 00:22:25,176 --> 00:22:27,440 About my poker game tomorrow afternoon-- No. 376 00:22:27,511 --> 00:22:29,638 Now, wait a minute. You don't even know what l'm gonna ask. 377 00:22:29,714 --> 00:22:31,705 You're going to ask if you can have it here, and you can't... 378 00:22:31,782 --> 00:22:35,411 because the Sandwich lslands Savoyards are performing The Mikado tomorrow. 379 00:22:35,486 --> 00:22:37,784 l know. Which means that l'll be able to use the club. 380 00:22:37,855 --> 00:22:38,913 As long as you make sure... 381 00:22:38,990 --> 00:22:41,049 Higgins doesn't stop there for anything. All right. 382 00:22:41,125 --> 00:22:44,185 Great! Hey, what is this stuff, anyway? 383 00:22:44,662 --> 00:22:48,462 You know, it smells like something my mother used to make. Tuna Noblidad. 384 00:23:15,626 --> 00:23:17,287 (Magnum) People can be a little funny... 385 00:23:17,361 --> 00:23:19,522 about communal living and unfamiliar lifestyles... 386 00:23:19,597 --> 00:23:23,033 so it's not unusual for a cult to choose an out-of-the-way address. 387 00:23:28,906 --> 00:23:30,237 [people chattering] 388 00:23:36,313 --> 00:23:38,406 But the dragon symbol of this order told me... 389 00:23:38,482 --> 00:23:41,212 these were not the types who ask for money at airports. 390 00:23:55,866 --> 00:23:58,926 I didn't want to overreact by charging in there, gun in hand... 391 00:23:59,003 --> 00:24:02,063 but, like my Uncle George always said... 392 00:24:02,139 --> 00:24:04,869 ''it's a good idea to put something away for a rainy day. '' 393 00:24:27,965 --> 00:24:29,091 [groaning] 394 00:24:31,735 --> 00:24:35,227 [whispering] l'm a friend of Sally's. Be quiet, okay? 395 00:24:40,611 --> 00:24:41,976 You're the guy from the dock. 396 00:24:42,046 --> 00:24:44,606 Sally is here. She is worried about you. 397 00:24:44,782 --> 00:24:46,909 She all right? She's fine. 398 00:24:47,551 --> 00:24:49,075 You shouldn't have come. 399 00:24:50,421 --> 00:24:52,013 What are you doing here? 400 00:24:53,190 --> 00:24:55,488 l can explain. What is the meaning of this? 401 00:24:55,559 --> 00:24:57,618 Well, we were just leaving. Come on, Eric. 402 00:24:58,395 --> 00:25:00,329 You want to leave your friends, Eric? 403 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:03,989 [Magnum groaning] Oh, no. 404 00:25:04,435 --> 00:25:06,801 l am not going in the water again. 405 00:25:09,206 --> 00:25:10,605 Come on, Eric! 406 00:25:14,745 --> 00:25:17,612 [gun firing] 407 00:25:18,516 --> 00:25:20,108 [tires screeching] 408 00:25:22,153 --> 00:25:23,620 (Rick) Two, no trump. 409 00:25:23,921 --> 00:25:26,116 (Agatha) Oh, hello, Mr. Magnum. Three, clubs. 410 00:25:26,190 --> 00:25:27,384 Hello, Agatha. 411 00:25:27,725 --> 00:25:31,991 How's it going? Swimmingly. l can't thank you enough. 412 00:25:32,329 --> 00:25:36,265 Rick told us how you offered to let us use your place as a bridge parlor. 413 00:25:36,700 --> 00:25:38,964 Oh, he did? (T.C.) Three, hearts. 414 00:25:39,737 --> 00:25:41,034 Double. 415 00:25:41,539 --> 00:25:42,870 Redouble. 416 00:25:43,107 --> 00:25:46,440 Thomas, would you get me a beer while you're up? Bid's to you, Aggie. 417 00:25:46,610 --> 00:25:48,771 (Agatha) Three hearts doubled and redoubled. 418 00:25:48,946 --> 00:25:51,005 Oh, l pass. lndeed, l do. 419 00:25:51,682 --> 00:25:55,482 Well, l think l'll lead... 420 00:25:55,553 --> 00:25:58,784 the king of trumps... 421 00:25:58,856 --> 00:26:00,847 just to see what's what. 422 00:26:01,325 --> 00:26:02,952 We'll talk later. 423 00:26:06,497 --> 00:26:09,364 Rick, where are your hearts? You have no trumps. 424 00:26:09,433 --> 00:26:12,732 Of course not. You're the one that insisted on hearts, T.C. 425 00:26:12,870 --> 00:26:14,838 T.C., can l talk to you for a minute? 426 00:26:15,172 --> 00:26:17,436 Yeah, sure. Here Sylvia, would you play this, please? 427 00:26:17,508 --> 00:26:19,999 l hate to see a grown man cry, especially me. 428 00:26:23,447 --> 00:26:26,143 You remember that quarterback on your Pop Warner team? 429 00:26:26,217 --> 00:26:28,014 Albert. What was his name? 430 00:26:29,253 --> 00:26:30,447 Charlie, Albert Charlie. 431 00:26:30,521 --> 00:26:32,546 Yeah. well, take a look at this. 432 00:26:33,958 --> 00:26:36,256 (Magnum) This guy took a shot at me last night. 433 00:26:37,695 --> 00:26:40,095 Hidden Dragon? Man, where'd these come from? 434 00:26:40,431 --> 00:26:42,956 l saw a wall hanging of the dragon last night... 435 00:26:43,033 --> 00:26:45,263 and it looked familiar, but l couldn't quite place it. 436 00:26:45,336 --> 00:26:46,963 And then this morning, l remembered Albert. 437 00:26:47,037 --> 00:26:49,938 So, l went and developed these pictures l took on the docks. 438 00:26:50,007 --> 00:26:52,498 Man, The Hidden Dragon. l thought that group was dead. So did l! 439 00:26:52,576 --> 00:26:54,567 What are you guys talking about? What Hidden Dragon? 440 00:26:54,645 --> 00:26:56,272 lt's a long story. 441 00:26:56,347 --> 00:26:58,315 What are they doing back on the island? 442 00:26:59,216 --> 00:27:00,843 What about this dragon? 443 00:27:01,118 --> 00:27:03,450 Look, you know about Hong Kong... 444 00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,750 the new territories, China and Britain? 445 00:27:05,823 --> 00:27:07,381 Yeah, their lease is almost up. So? 446 00:27:07,458 --> 00:27:10,757 Yeah, well, they were having these talks, and this radical political group-- 447 00:27:10,828 --> 00:27:12,295 (T.C.) Yeah, the Hidden Dragon. Yeah. 448 00:27:12,396 --> 00:27:14,591 They tried to disrupt the talks. They want Britain out. 449 00:27:14,965 --> 00:27:17,195 What are they doing back in Honolulu? 450 00:27:18,535 --> 00:27:19,524 Unless.... 451 00:27:20,337 --> 00:27:21,395 Unless there's more talks. 452 00:27:23,540 --> 00:27:24,871 [phone beeping] 453 00:27:24,942 --> 00:27:26,034 Yeah? 454 00:27:27,044 --> 00:27:28,033 Well-- 455 00:27:28,312 --> 00:27:29,939 Yeah. Hold on a minute. 456 00:27:30,314 --> 00:27:31,645 Yep-- Huh? 457 00:27:31,715 --> 00:27:32,841 Give me that. 458 00:27:32,950 --> 00:27:33,939 Hello. 459 00:27:34,285 --> 00:27:36,310 Thomas, something wonderful has happened. 460 00:27:36,387 --> 00:27:38,548 Eric just called and he's ready to meet us. 461 00:27:45,029 --> 00:27:47,793 (Higgins) Magnum, have you seen Agatha and Bernice? 462 00:27:48,666 --> 00:27:49,690 No. 463 00:27:49,767 --> 00:27:51,758 l've been waiting to go over the schedule with you. 464 00:27:51,835 --> 00:27:54,736 l'm expecting the guests and Sir Cedric to arrive at approximately-- 465 00:27:54,805 --> 00:27:56,739 l'm sorry. l'll have to talk to you when l get back. 466 00:27:56,807 --> 00:27:58,468 Where in blazes are you going? 467 00:27:58,542 --> 00:28:00,840 This is unbelievably irresponsible, even for you-- 468 00:28:00,911 --> 00:28:03,379 Higgins-- Magnum, let me explain something to you. 469 00:28:03,447 --> 00:28:06,746 l directed Sir Cedric Brooke in The Mikado when we were schoolboys at Eton. 470 00:28:06,817 --> 00:28:07,875 Wait a minute. Sir Cedric-- 471 00:28:07,951 --> 00:28:10,943 l directed him in The Mikado when we were under the same command in Burma. 472 00:28:11,021 --> 00:28:13,353 His lifelong study of oriental society and custom... 473 00:28:13,424 --> 00:28:15,187 made his interpretation of the role-- 474 00:28:15,259 --> 00:28:17,625 ls Sir Cedric with the British Diplomatic Corps? 475 00:28:18,195 --> 00:28:20,857 Good heavens, no. Cedric? 476 00:28:21,332 --> 00:28:23,926 The man has all the tact of a charging rhinoceros. 477 00:28:24,101 --> 00:28:25,329 That does not alter the fact... 478 00:28:25,402 --> 00:28:29,202 that he called and personally asked me to put together this production of The Mikado. 479 00:28:29,273 --> 00:28:30,934 lf he arrives and finds either the production... 480 00:28:31,008 --> 00:28:34,637 or my security measures lacking, l shall be personally humiliated. 481 00:28:34,712 --> 00:28:37,545 l'll be back. Security will be impeccable. 482 00:28:37,614 --> 00:28:40,310 And as for the show, what could possibly compete... 483 00:28:40,384 --> 00:28:42,682 with a Jonathan Quayle Higgins production? 484 00:28:43,620 --> 00:28:45,144 What does Sir Cedric do? 485 00:28:45,989 --> 00:28:47,354 He's retired. 486 00:29:00,704 --> 00:29:01,796 (Magnum) Ever wonder why... 487 00:29:01,872 --> 00:29:04,636 there's no retirement home for private investigators? 488 00:29:04,708 --> 00:29:06,676 I have. Often. 489 00:29:06,844 --> 00:29:11,247 And my reaction is that it always pays to be smarter than the other guy. 490 00:29:11,315 --> 00:29:14,512 Especially when the other guy may be waiting to do you in. 491 00:29:15,152 --> 00:29:17,586 I was beginning to see things that didn't add up. 492 00:29:17,721 --> 00:29:20,656 A newspaper ad left conveniently where I'd find it. 493 00:29:20,724 --> 00:29:23,716 Guys shooting at me at close range and missing. 494 00:29:23,794 --> 00:29:28,595 Now, maybe Eric was waiting for me at the remote location he'd given Sally. 495 00:29:30,134 --> 00:29:31,260 [tires screeching] 496 00:29:31,668 --> 00:29:34,193 And then again, maybe he wasn't. 497 00:29:41,478 --> 00:29:42,877 I had a growing suspicion... 498 00:29:42,946 --> 00:29:46,245 that Eric hadn't joined the Hidden Dragon to learn chanting. 499 00:29:46,316 --> 00:29:49,752 When he left the commune alone, my suspicion was confirmed. 500 00:29:49,820 --> 00:29:52,482 Unless that was a guitar in the rifle case. 501 00:29:57,227 --> 00:30:01,323 But I couldn't convince myself he was on his way to a jam session. 502 00:30:03,467 --> 00:30:07,733 And something T.C. said kept nagging at me. Were there more talks? 503 00:30:07,805 --> 00:30:11,400 And if not, why would a retired expert on China like Sir Cedric... 504 00:30:11,475 --> 00:30:14,535 choose this particular time to come to Honolulu... 505 00:30:14,611 --> 00:30:16,841 to star in a production of The Mikado? 506 00:30:19,249 --> 00:30:20,307 (Higgins) Aha! 507 00:30:20,384 --> 00:30:22,352 The miscreants exposed! 508 00:30:22,419 --> 00:30:25,388 This is shocking behavior from members of my troupe. 509 00:30:25,589 --> 00:30:28,490 Jonathan, l think you're overreacting a bit. 510 00:30:28,559 --> 00:30:30,459 You will return to rehearsal at once. 511 00:30:30,527 --> 00:30:33,087 Now wait a minute, Higgins. You can't break this game up now. 512 00:30:33,163 --> 00:30:34,562 T.C. and l are behind. 513 00:30:35,065 --> 00:30:36,692 $1,200. 514 00:30:38,435 --> 00:30:40,027 $1,200? 515 00:30:40,370 --> 00:30:43,305 Gambling? You've been down here gambling? 516 00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:47,201 Agatha, this is more than just gross dereliction of duty. 517 00:30:47,277 --> 00:30:49,745 Do you know, by the last rubber... 518 00:30:50,013 --> 00:30:53,676 it will be closer to $1,500. 519 00:30:54,318 --> 00:30:56,411 $1,500? 520 00:30:56,553 --> 00:30:59,613 Just relax. We'll make it up later, you know what l mean? 521 00:30:59,690 --> 00:31:01,624 l am simply appalled that you could behave... 522 00:31:01,692 --> 00:31:04,252 in such an unprofessional, irresponsible manner. 523 00:31:04,328 --> 00:31:07,991 Your duty is to remain close to the stage at all times in case l need you. 524 00:31:08,065 --> 00:31:09,726 Oh, good heavens. 525 00:31:10,367 --> 00:31:14,861 We're getting so tired of your bombastic manner. 526 00:31:15,506 --> 00:31:17,440 Bombastic? Yes. 527 00:31:18,008 --> 00:31:22,945 You pick on us at all the rehearsals. Nothing we do is right. 528 00:31:23,547 --> 00:31:25,845 Madam, you are on shaky ground already. 529 00:31:25,916 --> 00:31:29,477 Don't throw your marginal musical manipulation in as well. 530 00:31:29,553 --> 00:31:32,283 Well, you're only doing half The Mikado. 531 00:31:32,756 --> 00:31:37,090 l've never seen such eccentric staging. 532 00:31:37,694 --> 00:31:40,561 Eccentric? You tell him, Bernice. 533 00:31:41,064 --> 00:31:45,763 l'm quitting and you're quitting with me, Agatha, aren't you? 534 00:31:46,537 --> 00:31:47,697 Well.... 535 00:31:48,305 --> 00:31:52,264 Well, Jonathan, you have perhaps been a touch too forceful... 536 00:31:52,342 --> 00:31:55,038 with your criticisms. Ridiculous. 537 00:31:55,412 --> 00:31:56,936 ''Ridiculous''! 538 00:31:57,247 --> 00:32:01,650 lf we're ridiculous, Agatha, we're not needed around here. 539 00:32:03,420 --> 00:32:06,446 Agatha, l forbid you to go. 540 00:32:09,092 --> 00:32:12,425 Nobody forbids me to do anything. 541 00:32:19,436 --> 00:32:21,563 You'll come back. Crawling. 542 00:32:23,006 --> 00:32:26,134 Nobody quits the Sandwich lslands Savoyards. 543 00:32:26,243 --> 00:32:28,643 They only leave when l fire them. 544 00:32:59,676 --> 00:33:01,974 (Sir Cedric) Gentlemen, l think that will be all for today. 545 00:33:02,045 --> 00:33:03,103 Thank you. 546 00:33:03,180 --> 00:33:05,648 (man) Thank you, Sir Cedric. We're most grateful. 547 00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:11,748 [gun cocking] 548 00:33:39,816 --> 00:33:40,840 Thank you. 549 00:34:22,059 --> 00:34:23,526 [groaning] 550 00:34:52,689 --> 00:34:54,350 [panting] 551 00:35:00,797 --> 00:35:02,059 (Higgins) lf it's a matter of billing... 552 00:35:02,132 --> 00:35:04,191 l am afraid the programs have already been printed. 553 00:35:04,267 --> 00:35:06,428 Oh, Jonathan, it's not the billing, or the money... 554 00:35:06,503 --> 00:35:07,731 or a larger role. 555 00:35:07,804 --> 00:35:10,602 Then what in blazes is it? l've never seen you like this. 556 00:35:10,674 --> 00:35:12,972 lt's Bernice, isn't it? She's got you all fired up. 557 00:35:13,043 --> 00:35:15,307 lt has nothing to do with Bernice. 558 00:35:15,579 --> 00:35:17,171 lt's you, Jonathan. 559 00:35:17,581 --> 00:35:21,574 l thought we were putting on a show, not some military campaign. 560 00:35:22,185 --> 00:35:26,121 We should be having fun. But you've been behaving like some.... 561 00:35:26,590 --> 00:35:31,027 l'm sorry, Jonathan, like some overbearing commanding officer. 562 00:35:31,161 --> 00:35:33,994 Nonsense. l was merely trying-- Yes, you have. 563 00:35:34,097 --> 00:35:37,692 Like some overanxious nanny with her first charge. 564 00:35:51,915 --> 00:35:53,746 You're quite right, of course. 565 00:35:54,918 --> 00:35:58,718 l'm sorry to say that ever since Sir Cedric and l were in short pants... 566 00:35:59,489 --> 00:36:01,616 long before he was Sir Cedric... 567 00:36:02,159 --> 00:36:05,959 we have inspired in each other this unflattering competitive streak. 568 00:36:07,164 --> 00:36:11,260 As a matter of fact, l had even secretly begun to wish that he wouldn't show up... 569 00:36:11,334 --> 00:36:13,427 so that l might take his place. 570 00:36:14,838 --> 00:36:19,298 l've always fancied l would make a far better Lord High Executioner than he. 571 00:36:21,845 --> 00:36:24,279 Dare l hope that you will find it in your heart... 572 00:36:24,414 --> 00:36:26,575 to forgive my churlish behavior... 573 00:36:27,450 --> 00:36:30,578 and return with me to the estate for this afternoon's performance? 574 00:36:33,990 --> 00:36:35,287 (Magnum) When I was in Little League... 575 00:36:35,358 --> 00:36:37,690 I got smashed in the head with a baseball bat. 576 00:36:37,928 --> 00:36:39,623 The only difference between then and now... 577 00:36:39,696 --> 00:36:42,665 was that Eric swung a lot harder than a 10-year-old. 578 00:36:42,799 --> 00:36:47,168 I was dizzy, disoriented, and my legs felt as heavy as concrete pillars. 579 00:36:48,305 --> 00:36:51,331 But the worst feeling, was knowing I had to face Sally... 580 00:36:51,408 --> 00:36:53,273 and tell her her brother was dead. 581 00:36:53,810 --> 00:36:57,337 That I'd been forced to kill him, was going to make even less sense to her. 582 00:36:57,714 --> 00:37:01,411 But then, things weren't making a lot of sense to me, either. 583 00:37:05,021 --> 00:37:06,113 Wait! 584 00:37:06,456 --> 00:37:07,855 (Higgins) She wouldn't listen. 585 00:37:10,527 --> 00:37:11,960 l am doomed. 586 00:37:12,229 --> 00:37:13,628 They're not coming back? 587 00:37:14,531 --> 00:37:18,695 Why today, of all days, has Agatha chosen to demonstrate her resolve? 588 00:37:19,135 --> 00:37:21,569 Weeks of backbreaking rehearsal. 589 00:37:22,005 --> 00:37:25,702 All my personal prestige on the line, along with my reputation as an artist. 590 00:37:25,775 --> 00:37:28,300 The entire British colony here today... 591 00:37:28,378 --> 00:37:31,211 not to mention, a guest star of international renown. 592 00:37:31,281 --> 00:37:35,183 And what befalls me? Ruin. Humiliation. 593 00:37:36,086 --> 00:37:37,644 Disaster. 594 00:37:37,954 --> 00:37:39,581 (T.C.) Well, it could be worse. 595 00:37:40,724 --> 00:37:44,285 l mean, just get two more girls. That routine isn't that hard to learn. 596 00:37:44,361 --> 00:37:48,161 That routine has at least 97 different motions, intonations, and gestures. 597 00:37:48,231 --> 00:37:51,029 Don't forget the dance steps. lt's simply impossible. 598 00:37:51,134 --> 00:37:54,592 Come on Higgins. Listen, T.C. and l learned all that stuff. 599 00:37:55,338 --> 00:37:56,828 Well, we did. 600 00:37:57,073 --> 00:37:59,234 Listen, every time one of those girls was dummy... 601 00:37:59,309 --> 00:38:01,743 she was up and around that room, dancing and singing. 602 00:38:01,811 --> 00:38:05,269 Yeah. At first l thought it was some kind of secret signal. 603 00:38:05,348 --> 00:38:08,476 They were very dedicated to you, Jonathan. 604 00:38:09,252 --> 00:38:13,245 You're the loyal one, Sylvia. You didn't quit. You stuck with me. 605 00:38:13,890 --> 00:38:16,916 Well, l think you've been a terrible bully, too... 606 00:38:16,993 --> 00:38:20,759 but l've worked and waited all my life to sing and dance in this show. 607 00:38:20,830 --> 00:38:24,926 Higgins, look, you're not listening. lt's a snap. l'm telling you! 608 00:38:25,335 --> 00:38:26,597 T.C., come on. 609 00:38:28,171 --> 00:38:29,502 All right. 610 00:38:31,408 --> 00:38:32,568 [laughing] 611 00:38:37,547 --> 00:38:40,414 (Rick) Here we go. Feet together. Legs together. 612 00:38:40,784 --> 00:38:42,809 Five, six, seven, eight. 613 00:38:43,053 --> 00:38:45,419 [in bad falsetto] * Three Little Maids from school are we * 614 00:38:45,488 --> 00:38:47,956 ♪ Pert as a schoolgirl well can be ♪ 615 00:38:48,024 --> 00:38:51,221 ♪ Filled to the brim with girlish glee ♪ 616 00:38:51,328 --> 00:38:54,297 ♪ Three Little Maids from school ♪♪ 617 00:38:55,765 --> 00:38:57,892 My God. l don't believe it. 618 00:38:58,935 --> 00:39:00,766 Could you possibly do that one more time? 619 00:39:00,837 --> 00:39:04,102 Oh, you're not thinking of putting these two in the-- 620 00:39:04,174 --> 00:39:06,438 And this time, a little more coquettish with the eyes. 621 00:39:06,509 --> 00:39:10,377 Oh, if you're doing what l think you're gonna do, l'll quit. 622 00:39:10,447 --> 00:39:12,813 l'm warning you. What is she going on about? 623 00:39:12,882 --> 00:39:14,713 Nothing. lgnore her. Concentrate. 624 00:39:15,385 --> 00:39:19,253 Oh, you're doing it! And l quit! 625 00:39:19,322 --> 00:39:20,584 (Rick) Hey, Sylvia, wait a minute. 626 00:39:20,657 --> 00:39:22,249 He's not serious. We're only joking with you. 627 00:39:22,325 --> 00:39:25,317 She'll be back. She said herself she's been waiting all of her life for this. 628 00:39:25,395 --> 00:39:27,295 Now, about your costumes. 629 00:39:28,832 --> 00:39:31,733 Higgins, l got a very important engagement. 630 00:39:32,035 --> 00:39:33,764 Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, hey, You can forget it. 631 00:39:33,837 --> 00:39:35,099 No way the kid gonna look ridiculous. 632 00:39:36,106 --> 00:39:37,903 Of course, not. Yeah. 633 00:39:38,274 --> 00:39:39,798 (Higgins) Certainly not. 634 00:39:39,909 --> 00:39:43,572 However, it does occur to me that your half of that sordid gambling debt... 635 00:39:43,646 --> 00:39:46,444 must be equal to the monthly payment for your helicopter. 636 00:39:47,083 --> 00:39:49,950 And as for you, Rick, l'm sure the Board of Directors of the club... 637 00:39:50,020 --> 00:39:53,820 would want to seriously reconsider the employment of a known gambler. 638 00:39:54,758 --> 00:39:58,956 Now, of course, if both of you were to volunteer to be in the show... 639 00:39:59,029 --> 00:40:02,021 l might possibly be able to use my influence with both the ladies... 640 00:40:02,098 --> 00:40:03,725 and the Board of Directors. 641 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:07,231 The decision, naturally, is up to you. 642 00:40:08,238 --> 00:40:10,763 You wouldn't. Oh, yes, l would. 643 00:40:21,418 --> 00:40:23,852 (Magnum) The more I walked, the more I put the pieces together. 644 00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:26,286 How would Eric have known where to call Sally? 645 00:40:26,556 --> 00:40:28,251 And who had led me step by step... 646 00:40:28,324 --> 00:40:31,020 to the clues that had lured me away from the estate... 647 00:40:31,261 --> 00:40:33,388 and from the assassination plot? 648 00:40:33,696 --> 00:40:34,890 Sally. 649 00:40:35,231 --> 00:40:38,325 The beauty with the innocent eyes and the heartbreak smile... 650 00:40:38,401 --> 00:40:39,527 had set me up. 651 00:40:40,270 --> 00:40:43,535 And even though Eric had failed, I realized he was only plan A. 652 00:40:43,940 --> 00:40:45,737 If I didn't find a way to get home soon... 653 00:40:45,809 --> 00:40:49,006 the Lord High Executioner was gonna be executed himself. 654 00:40:49,879 --> 00:40:51,437 The other foot, Rick. 655 00:40:52,682 --> 00:40:55,048 T.C., l can't do it alone. 656 00:40:55,118 --> 00:40:57,746 You got to be in the show. l mean, think of Gilbert and Sullivan. 657 00:40:57,821 --> 00:40:59,482 Think of the money. l have. 658 00:40:59,556 --> 00:41:01,922 l made a deal with Higgins to cover security for Magnum. 659 00:41:01,991 --> 00:41:04,118 And that will take care of my part of the debt. 660 00:41:04,194 --> 00:41:05,991 Goodbye. That's just great. 661 00:41:06,463 --> 00:41:10,297 Rick, you're not even dressed yet. Higgins has already called half-hour. 662 00:41:10,366 --> 00:41:12,834 Look, Sally. l can't do it. l can't remember the words... 663 00:41:12,902 --> 00:41:14,267 l can't remember the motivation... 664 00:41:14,337 --> 00:41:16,100 and l can't-- l can't look coquettish. 665 00:41:16,172 --> 00:41:19,164 Yes, you can. Sit down, and l'll help you finish your makeup. 666 00:41:19,242 --> 00:41:21,574 Quickly, please. l'm calling everyone into the study. 667 00:41:21,644 --> 00:41:23,009 Sir Cedric is here. 668 00:41:27,383 --> 00:41:28,509 Dumb. 669 00:41:48,071 --> 00:41:52,371 lt is an honor to welcome to the Sandwich lslands Savoyards... 670 00:41:52,742 --> 00:41:55,006 our very special guest star... 671 00:41:55,445 --> 00:41:58,642 whose generosity in coming today to lend his support... 672 00:41:58,715 --> 00:42:00,945 to our endeavor is legend. 673 00:42:02,418 --> 00:42:03,817 Sir Cedric Brooke. 674 00:42:06,422 --> 00:42:07,650 Thank you all very much. 675 00:42:07,724 --> 00:42:11,387 lt's a pleasure to see the spirit of Gilbert and Sullivan... 676 00:42:11,461 --> 00:42:13,486 flourish so far from home. 677 00:42:14,430 --> 00:42:17,866 l'm sure today's performance will indeed be most memorable. 678 00:42:18,301 --> 00:42:19,666 Thank you again. 679 00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:26,600 All right, everybody. 20 minutes to curtain. 680 00:42:28,044 --> 00:42:31,980 Sally, we can't do this alone. Now, who is going to play the third little maid? 681 00:42:32,048 --> 00:42:35,108 lf Sylvia doesn't come back, then we'll just do it without her. 682 00:42:35,385 --> 00:42:36,977 The show must go on. 683 00:42:37,787 --> 00:42:39,049 Higgins. 684 00:42:39,255 --> 00:42:41,155 Higgins, this is your last chance to reconsider. 685 00:42:41,224 --> 00:42:42,885 You got to cut the Three Little Maids number. 686 00:42:42,959 --> 00:42:44,927 We can't just do it with the two of us. 687 00:42:45,195 --> 00:42:46,753 (Agatha) You won't have to. 688 00:42:47,830 --> 00:42:49,058 Agatha. 689 00:42:51,768 --> 00:42:55,329 l'm afraid l wasn't able to convince Bernice and Sylvia. 690 00:42:56,272 --> 00:42:58,968 But your apology was certainly good enough for me. 691 00:42:59,776 --> 00:43:02,404 Thank you. Yeah, thanks a lot. 692 00:43:02,478 --> 00:43:03,843 Get ready. 693 00:43:06,049 --> 00:43:09,075 And remember: coquettish. Coquettish. 694 00:43:09,285 --> 00:43:12,686 And a big, bright. light opera smile. 695 00:43:15,124 --> 00:43:16,887 ♪♪[orchestra playing] 696 00:43:57,600 --> 00:43:58,589 [orchestra stops] 697 00:44:08,344 --> 00:44:10,244 (Magnum) The old guy who picked me up considered... 698 00:44:10,313 --> 00:44:12,008 30 miles an hour speeding... 699 00:44:12,081 --> 00:44:16,313 and the ride cost me every cent I had. But it was worth it if I was in time. 700 00:44:16,653 --> 00:44:19,781 Otherwise Higgins' classic staging of the Three Little Maids... 701 00:44:19,856 --> 00:44:22,290 would be one that no one would ever forget. 702 00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:24,749 ♪♪[orchestra playing] 703 00:44:33,703 --> 00:44:35,568 ♪ Three Little Maids from school are we ♪ 704 00:44:35,638 --> 00:44:37,936 ♪ Pert as a schoolgirl well can be ♪ 705 00:44:38,007 --> 00:44:40,441 ♪ Filled to the brim with girlish glee ♪ 706 00:44:40,510 --> 00:44:42,205 ♪ Three Little Maids from school ♪ 707 00:44:42,278 --> 00:44:44,303 ♪ Everything is a source of fun ♪ 708 00:44:46,549 --> 00:44:48,744 ♪ Nobody's safe for we care for none ♪ 709 00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:53,286 ♪ Life is a joke that's just begun ♪ 710 00:44:55,792 --> 00:44:58,056 (all) * Three Little Maids from school * 711 00:45:01,331 --> 00:45:03,265 ♪ Three Little Maids who all unwary ♪ 712 00:45:03,333 --> 00:45:05,597 ♪ Come from a ladies' seminary ♪ 713 00:45:05,668 --> 00:45:07,898 ♪ Freed from its genius tutelary ♪ 714 00:45:08,738 --> 00:45:10,729 ♪ Three Little Maids from school ♪ 715 00:45:10,807 --> 00:45:12,570 Sir Cedric, get down! * Three Little Maids * 716 00:45:12,642 --> 00:45:14,337 [gun fires] * from school ** 717 00:45:14,410 --> 00:45:15,900 [people cheering] 718 00:45:18,848 --> 00:45:20,281 (man) Bravo! Bravo! 719 00:45:33,896 --> 00:45:34,885 [door closes] 720 00:45:35,865 --> 00:45:37,162 Higgins? 721 00:45:37,333 --> 00:45:39,358 (Higgins) Well, what have you got to say for yourself? 722 00:45:39,435 --> 00:45:40,902 And this had better be good. 723 00:45:40,970 --> 00:45:43,063 No. You. 724 00:45:43,373 --> 00:45:45,341 You have got some explaining to do. 725 00:45:45,408 --> 00:45:48,809 l almost got killed chasing down some lunatic... 726 00:45:48,878 --> 00:45:50,243 who was after your friend. 727 00:45:50,313 --> 00:45:53,248 lf you had been attending to security, as l asked you to do... 728 00:45:53,316 --> 00:45:54,578 you would have uncovered the plot... 729 00:45:54,650 --> 00:45:57,414 before it got to some ridiculous cliffside confrontation. 730 00:45:57,487 --> 00:46:01,184 lf you had told me why Sir Cedric was here, l could have handled security. 731 00:46:01,257 --> 00:46:03,487 l don't appreciate being left in the dark, Higgins. 732 00:46:03,559 --> 00:46:06,619 How in blazes was l supposed to tell you something l didn't know myself? 733 00:46:06,696 --> 00:46:07,993 You should have suspected the truth... 734 00:46:08,064 --> 00:46:10,294 when that girl approached you in the first place... Wait a minute. 735 00:46:10,366 --> 00:46:13,529 ...with that preposterous story about.... Wait! Wait, wait, wait. 736 00:46:14,137 --> 00:46:16,765 Sir Cedric, your good friend... 737 00:46:17,373 --> 00:46:21,707 who's been through several wars with you, did not tell you why he was here? 738 00:46:23,246 --> 00:46:24,270 No. 739 00:46:25,782 --> 00:46:27,545 Doesn't that make you mad? 740 00:46:28,284 --> 00:46:29,546 Furious. 741 00:46:29,619 --> 00:46:33,350 [laughing] 742 00:46:33,890 --> 00:46:36,518 What? lt's nothing. Just.... 743 00:46:37,727 --> 00:46:40,924 l'm upset with Sally because she lied to me. 744 00:46:40,997 --> 00:46:43,329 And you're upset with Sir Cedric because he lied to you. 745 00:46:43,399 --> 00:46:45,663 And here we are, taking it out on each other. 746 00:46:46,436 --> 00:46:47,425 [humphs] 747 00:46:48,671 --> 00:46:49,865 Yes. 748 00:46:50,606 --> 00:46:52,130 l see what you mean. 749 00:46:52,742 --> 00:46:53,766 (Rick) Higgins! 750 00:46:53,876 --> 00:46:54,865 [door closes] 751 00:46:55,812 --> 00:46:57,746 Hi, Thomas. Hi, Rick. 752 00:46:57,814 --> 00:47:00,749 Higgins, l've been giving next year's show.... 753 00:47:00,817 --> 00:47:03,047 Well, l've been giving it a lot of thought. 754 00:47:03,686 --> 00:47:05,313 Next year's show? Mmm-hmm. 755 00:47:05,655 --> 00:47:07,714 You know, l got to admit, at first... 756 00:47:07,790 --> 00:47:10,281 just the thought of me doing some stupid musical, well... 757 00:47:10,359 --> 00:47:12,486 it really wasn't something l wanted to do. 758 00:47:12,562 --> 00:47:14,826 But then, after today's performance, well.... 759 00:47:15,865 --> 00:47:16,854 Well, here. 760 00:47:21,204 --> 00:47:23,001 The Pirates of Penzance? 761 00:47:23,673 --> 00:47:26,870 Yeah, don't you see? The Pirate King. l'm perfect! 762 00:47:27,076 --> 00:47:30,705 Come on, l'll show you. l assure you, that's not necessary. 763 00:47:30,780 --> 00:47:33,305 Higgins, please, just let me show you. Take a second. 764 00:47:33,449 --> 00:47:35,212 ♪ l am the Pirate King ♪ 765 00:47:35,284 --> 00:47:37,878 ♪ lt is, it is, a glorious thing to be the Pirate King ♪ 766 00:47:37,954 --> 00:47:39,546 Magnum, please don't go. Higgins, just think. 767 00:47:39,622 --> 00:47:42,216 [Magnum laughing ] We got a whole year just to get my voice in shape. 768 00:47:42,291 --> 00:47:44,088 ♪ l am the Pirate King ♪ 769 00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:47,618 ♪ lt is, it is a glorious thing to be the Pirate King ♪ 770 00:47:47,697 --> 00:47:49,688 ♪ lt is, it is, it is ♪♪