1 00:00:04,274 --> 00:00:06,174 This your first case? Yes. 2 00:00:08,445 --> 00:00:09,503 To yesterday. 3 00:00:10,513 --> 00:00:13,539 (Karen) I'm one of the top ranking women surfers in the worId. 4 00:00:13,616 --> 00:00:16,107 AII I wanna do is surf and win. 5 00:00:17,353 --> 00:00:20,288 You stay away from Karen Teel or you're history. You got that? 6 00:00:20,590 --> 00:00:22,148 She quit the competition. 7 00:00:22,425 --> 00:00:23,915 l will, for you. 8 00:00:24,794 --> 00:00:27,922 You see, the one trick in staying alive in this crazy, cock-eyed world... 9 00:00:27,997 --> 00:00:29,123 is to know when you're licked. 10 00:02:08,197 --> 00:02:09,459 (Magnum) It's kind of funny... 11 00:02:09,532 --> 00:02:11,659 how the years can sometimes creep by on you... 12 00:02:11,734 --> 00:02:14,794 two or three at a time and nothing much changes. 13 00:02:14,871 --> 00:02:18,602 You're in a routine and aII that you reaIIy get is a IittIe oIder... 14 00:02:19,042 --> 00:02:20,407 untiI whammo! 15 00:02:20,476 --> 00:02:24,810 You get a big 365 that sometimes sets you right on your ear. 16 00:02:24,881 --> 00:02:26,280 Changes everything. 17 00:02:27,016 --> 00:02:29,849 I guess 1979 was that kind of year for me. 18 00:02:30,753 --> 00:02:33,779 I resigned from the Navy and I became a private investigator. 19 00:02:33,856 --> 00:02:35,915 Of course, that's a big over-simpIification. 20 00:02:36,359 --> 00:02:39,294 ActuaIIy, there was a IittIe more to it than that. 21 00:02:39,395 --> 00:02:41,625 There was Karen TeeI, for exampIe. 22 00:02:42,031 --> 00:02:44,864 The best woman surfer of 1979. 23 00:02:45,268 --> 00:02:48,897 And 1978, and 1977, and 1976. 24 00:02:48,972 --> 00:02:50,599 [crowd cheering] 25 00:03:01,851 --> 00:03:04,445 (Magnum) Karen was the best. 26 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:07,614 She aIways won, no matter who she went up against. 27 00:03:07,690 --> 00:03:11,786 And I reaIIy think it was that way because her Iove for Iife... 28 00:03:11,861 --> 00:03:13,988 brought out the best in her. 29 00:03:25,308 --> 00:03:27,276 I know that, because a Iong time ago... 30 00:03:27,343 --> 00:03:29,436 Karen TeeI brought out the best in me. 31 00:03:31,714 --> 00:03:33,579 It seemed Iike onIy yesterday. 32 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:38,309 [knocking on door] 33 00:03:38,388 --> 00:03:39,446 Who's there? 34 00:03:39,522 --> 00:03:41,080 (Higgins) Magnum. Magnum who? 35 00:03:41,157 --> 00:03:42,488 [giggles] 36 00:03:42,992 --> 00:03:44,357 l say, Magnum... 37 00:03:45,094 --> 00:03:48,154 l wonder if you would be so kind as to finally... 38 00:03:48,231 --> 00:03:50,597 if not graciously, return the.... 39 00:03:53,703 --> 00:03:55,762 Are you going on a journey, Magnum? 40 00:03:55,838 --> 00:03:57,965 Yes. l see. 41 00:03:59,609 --> 00:04:01,577 Perhaps, a lengthy one? 42 00:04:02,478 --> 00:04:03,775 Perhaps. 43 00:04:04,614 --> 00:04:06,411 Judging a beauty contest, no doubt. 44 00:04:06,482 --> 00:04:09,747 Cheap, gold-plated women with a trophy of similar ilk. 45 00:04:09,852 --> 00:04:11,319 Bon voyage. 46 00:04:14,457 --> 00:04:16,618 How long? l don't know. 47 00:04:16,926 --> 00:04:17,915 [grunts] 48 00:04:17,994 --> 00:04:20,053 Magnum, where are you really going? 49 00:04:20,930 --> 00:04:23,455 Probably to Doc lbold. l think l need stitches. 50 00:04:23,533 --> 00:04:25,660 l doubt it. lt hurts. 51 00:04:25,735 --> 00:04:29,762 Your extremely limited capacity for pain never ceases to amaze me... 52 00:04:30,073 --> 00:04:34,169 as does the fact that you actually survived three tours of duty in Vietnam. 53 00:04:34,243 --> 00:04:36,268 Now, l insist you tell me what you're up to. 54 00:04:36,345 --> 00:04:37,869 l am up to a case. 55 00:04:37,947 --> 00:04:39,608 How long? Where? For whom? 56 00:04:39,682 --> 00:04:41,946 Higgins, what did you want me to return? 57 00:04:42,018 --> 00:04:43,713 Because l'm just about to leave. 58 00:04:43,786 --> 00:04:45,048 Never mind that. l'll find it. 59 00:04:45,121 --> 00:04:47,248 Right now, we're discussing your cavalier abrogation... 60 00:04:47,323 --> 00:04:49,052 of your duties here on this estate. 61 00:04:49,125 --> 00:04:50,888 Now, l demand to know where you're going. 62 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:53,485 l will call you every night, l promise. 63 00:04:53,796 --> 00:04:55,093 Magnum, wait. 64 00:04:55,164 --> 00:04:56,188 What? 65 00:04:56,265 --> 00:04:58,961 You're not taking the Ferrari. 66 00:04:59,035 --> 00:05:00,127 l don't need it. 67 00:05:00,203 --> 00:05:02,433 But-- l've got the Jimmy. Robin said it's all right. 68 00:05:02,505 --> 00:05:04,666 Magnum, l demand to know where you're going. 69 00:05:05,575 --> 00:05:07,372 Out of your life. 70 00:05:17,286 --> 00:05:19,311 (Magnum) Thomas WoIfe once wrote a book caIIed... 71 00:05:19,388 --> 00:05:20,912 You Can't Go Home Again. 72 00:05:20,990 --> 00:05:24,585 It was partIy about a guy's inabiIity to recapture the past. 73 00:05:24,927 --> 00:05:27,623 No matter how hard he tried, things had changed. 74 00:05:27,964 --> 00:05:29,556 PeopIe changed. 75 00:05:29,866 --> 00:05:32,096 AII of which brought me to the question of why... 76 00:05:32,168 --> 00:05:35,968 I was driving out to the North Shore to see Karen TeeI. 77 00:05:36,038 --> 00:05:38,165 Perhaps, I was trying to go home again. 78 00:05:38,708 --> 00:05:40,266 This your first case? 79 00:05:41,077 --> 00:05:43,409 Oh, no. Not exactly. 80 00:05:43,479 --> 00:05:47,973 l mean, l had a very tough insurance adjustment claim just the other week and.... 81 00:05:48,050 --> 00:05:50,610 l mean, there were three cars and a pineapple truck and.... 82 00:05:50,953 --> 00:05:54,787 Yes, if you hire me, this is my first case. 83 00:05:56,259 --> 00:05:58,352 So, how did you find me, Miss Teel? 84 00:05:58,628 --> 00:06:00,858 Oh, it's Karen, please. Karen. 85 00:06:01,264 --> 00:06:05,166 Actually, l picked this up at The Curl at Haleiwa. 86 00:06:05,635 --> 00:06:08,297 [Karen chuckles] lt worked? The matchbook worked. 87 00:06:08,504 --> 00:06:11,667 Listen, any private investigator that advertises on a matchbox... 88 00:06:11,741 --> 00:06:13,003 is worth a shot. 89 00:06:15,645 --> 00:06:18,205 l also asked Jack the bartender about you. 90 00:06:18,281 --> 00:06:22,115 He said that you'd been in naval intelligence and that you knew what you were doing. 91 00:06:22,185 --> 00:06:23,447 Now, that's what l really need... 92 00:06:23,519 --> 00:06:25,987 is someone who knows what the hell they're doing. 93 00:06:26,055 --> 00:06:27,613 What's the problem? 94 00:06:28,858 --> 00:06:33,090 See, l need someone right now who can keep me in one piece for 10 days. 95 00:06:35,464 --> 00:06:39,901 See, l'm entered in the 1979 North Shore Surf-out in Haleiwa. 96 00:06:40,336 --> 00:06:42,463 l'm good, and l'm a favorite. 97 00:06:43,606 --> 00:06:47,975 As a matter of fact, l'm one of the top ranking women surfers in the world. 98 00:06:48,544 --> 00:06:50,671 l don't know much about professional surfing. 99 00:06:50,746 --> 00:06:53,237 But you do know a little bit about guerilla warfare. 100 00:06:55,017 --> 00:06:56,279 Jack told me. 101 00:06:58,988 --> 00:07:02,651 See, the problem is that there's this bunch of guys... 102 00:07:03,059 --> 00:07:06,495 a syndicate, l guess, who represent a couple of other women surfers. 103 00:07:06,562 --> 00:07:09,122 Good ones, but maybe not as good as me. 104 00:07:09,632 --> 00:07:11,657 And they've invested all this money in them... 105 00:07:11,734 --> 00:07:15,135 so that if they win, they get endorsements, surfboard manufacturers... 106 00:07:15,204 --> 00:07:19,140 clothing, soft drink commercials, things like that. You know, big bucks. 107 00:07:19,375 --> 00:07:21,138 lt's a lot of bucks. 108 00:07:22,778 --> 00:07:27,044 l guess what l'm trying to say is that they don't want me to compete. 109 00:07:27,583 --> 00:07:29,312 And for sure, they don't want me to win. 110 00:07:29,385 --> 00:07:31,114 Then, you'd get all the endorsements. 111 00:07:31,187 --> 00:07:33,985 Yeah, but l don't need that. l don't even have a sponsor. 112 00:07:35,458 --> 00:07:37,358 All l want to do is surf. 113 00:07:37,960 --> 00:07:39,120 And win? 114 00:07:39,695 --> 00:07:40,923 And win. 115 00:07:42,365 --> 00:07:43,798 So, what do you say? 116 00:07:46,035 --> 00:07:47,969 lt sounds like you need a bodyguard. 117 00:07:48,537 --> 00:07:52,598 Yeah, l guess l do. But l also want to find out who the muscle guy is. 118 00:07:52,675 --> 00:07:55,143 lt would make a lot of people happy. 119 00:07:55,578 --> 00:07:57,102 Sea's becoming very rough out there. 120 00:07:57,179 --> 00:08:00,706 So rough that l would wanna hire a matchbook Pl. 121 00:08:04,253 --> 00:08:06,483 What's wrong? Did l say something wrong? 122 00:08:06,722 --> 00:08:09,282 l don't know. lt just didn't sound too good. 123 00:08:09,592 --> 00:08:11,560 l would prefer ''private investigator.'' 124 00:08:12,828 --> 00:08:16,161 Well, l guess l've hired myself a private investigator. 125 00:08:21,304 --> 00:08:23,670 (Magnum) A professionaI basebaII pIayer aIways remembers... 126 00:08:23,739 --> 00:08:25,730 his first major Ieague base hit. 127 00:08:25,808 --> 00:08:29,744 A vioIinist, the first time he steps out on the boards at Carnegie HaII... 128 00:08:29,812 --> 00:08:32,679 and a surgeon the first time he takes out tonsiIs by himseIf. 129 00:08:33,549 --> 00:08:36,109 And, of course, I remember... 130 00:08:36,185 --> 00:08:39,882 my first gainfuI empIoyment as a private investigator. 131 00:08:40,356 --> 00:08:43,450 The onIy thing for sure about it was the free room and board. 132 00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:46,794 (Karen) Here it is. All the comforts of home, right? 133 00:08:46,862 --> 00:08:47,954 [door closing] 134 00:08:48,030 --> 00:08:50,055 (Magnum) Better. l've been sleeping in my office. 135 00:08:50,132 --> 00:08:51,690 [Karen chuckles] Just ask Felix. 136 00:08:51,767 --> 00:08:52,995 Yeah, l did. 137 00:08:53,069 --> 00:08:54,161 Boy, that's a shame. 138 00:08:54,236 --> 00:08:55,225 Hmm. 139 00:08:55,671 --> 00:08:57,104 (Karen) Oh, yeah. 140 00:08:57,406 --> 00:08:58,805 (Magnum) The supermarket? 141 00:08:58,874 --> 00:09:00,466 Mmm-mmm. Kam Highway. 142 00:09:01,043 --> 00:09:04,501 Some jokers in a Camaro last night tried to run me off the highway. 143 00:09:04,847 --> 00:09:06,371 That's why you're here. 144 00:09:07,316 --> 00:09:09,648 You got a license number? Partial. 145 00:09:09,919 --> 00:09:11,750 But l have a good memory. 146 00:09:12,154 --> 00:09:14,622 Come on, let's get you set up. 147 00:09:24,100 --> 00:09:27,126 Kind of drafty in here, but the nights are warm and balmy... 148 00:09:27,203 --> 00:09:29,296 so you shouldn't have any problem. 149 00:09:30,539 --> 00:09:33,838 (Magnum) Karen was right about the nights being warm and baImy. 150 00:09:33,909 --> 00:09:36,742 After that, things got much more compIicated. 151 00:09:37,546 --> 00:09:41,676 And now, five years Iater, the onIy thing for sure that was stiII the same... 152 00:09:42,118 --> 00:09:44,245 was the free room and board. 153 00:09:51,660 --> 00:09:53,218 Hi. (Karen) Hi. 154 00:09:53,896 --> 00:09:55,488 How are you? 155 00:09:55,931 --> 00:09:57,057 Fine. 156 00:09:57,233 --> 00:09:58,359 Good. 157 00:10:04,006 --> 00:10:06,338 You look good. So do you. 158 00:10:06,409 --> 00:10:07,899 Well, thanks. 159 00:10:10,980 --> 00:10:14,848 l've got dinner going inside. l still make a great ratatouille. 160 00:10:15,718 --> 00:10:16,980 Great. 161 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:20,388 Come on in and meet Sandy. She's dying to meet you. 162 00:10:21,057 --> 00:10:23,753 How old is she? Four-and-a-half. 163 00:10:24,060 --> 00:10:26,893 She's a Pisces. Come on. 164 00:10:28,164 --> 00:10:31,622 What happened to your thumb? lndustrial accident. 165 00:10:34,503 --> 00:10:35,936 Here he is. 166 00:10:36,472 --> 00:10:38,030 Uncle Thomas. 167 00:10:38,407 --> 00:10:39,396 [Karen chuckles] 168 00:10:39,909 --> 00:10:41,774 Hi, Sandy. How're you doing? 169 00:10:43,012 --> 00:10:44,274 Hi. 170 00:10:45,181 --> 00:10:47,081 (Karen) She never acts like this. 171 00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:50,685 Guess it's just the effect you have on all the Teel women. 172 00:10:50,820 --> 00:10:54,221 And this is my friend, Leah. Leah, this is Thomas Magnum. 173 00:10:54,290 --> 00:10:55,587 Hi. Hello. 174 00:10:57,326 --> 00:10:59,794 l'm sorry, but from what Karen had said... 175 00:10:59,862 --> 00:11:01,727 l thought you would be about seven-feet tall... 176 00:11:01,797 --> 00:11:04,061 and come riding up here in a big, white horse. 177 00:11:04,133 --> 00:11:07,102 Well, l think maybe l shrunk, but my horse is outside. 178 00:11:07,169 --> 00:11:09,262 Really? A horse? 179 00:11:11,107 --> 00:11:14,076 No, sweetheart. Uncle Thomas was only kidding. 180 00:11:14,210 --> 00:11:15,541 Come on. 181 00:11:16,178 --> 00:11:18,078 He does things like that. 182 00:11:19,181 --> 00:11:20,307 There. 183 00:11:20,749 --> 00:11:24,651 Leah is a protégée of mine. She's going to be the next Karen Teel. 184 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:27,286 Next year. Maybe two. 185 00:11:27,823 --> 00:11:29,051 Thanks. 186 00:11:29,992 --> 00:11:31,983 Come on, let's get you set up in the trailer. 187 00:11:32,061 --> 00:11:33,153 Okay. 188 00:11:33,229 --> 00:11:35,197 Sandy, say goodbye to Uncle Thomas. 189 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:38,794 Bye. 190 00:11:39,235 --> 00:11:40,224 Bye. 191 00:11:46,308 --> 00:11:48,469 She's very pretty. Who, Leah? 192 00:11:48,777 --> 00:11:51,507 Well, her, too, but l was talking about my niece. 193 00:11:51,814 --> 00:11:55,306 She looks more like her father than me, l think. Good old Walt. 194 00:11:57,520 --> 00:11:58,953 Thanks for staying. 195 00:11:59,021 --> 00:12:00,682 Well, you're paying me good money. 196 00:12:00,756 --> 00:12:01,950 That's right. 197 00:12:02,024 --> 00:12:03,013 Twenty percent... 198 00:12:03,092 --> 00:12:05,151 and free room and board. Free room and board. 199 00:12:08,831 --> 00:12:10,890 So, do you believe in déjà vu? 200 00:12:10,966 --> 00:12:12,365 Oh, l don't know. 201 00:12:13,202 --> 00:12:14,931 Think Walt's on the island yet? 202 00:12:15,471 --> 00:12:17,598 l don't know. That's what l'm afraid of. 203 00:12:17,673 --> 00:12:19,766 A friend of mine saw him in Sydney. 204 00:12:20,276 --> 00:12:22,267 Said that he was on his way. 205 00:12:23,712 --> 00:12:25,976 Says he'll try and get Sandy anyway he can. 206 00:12:26,048 --> 00:12:28,642 Well, l'll find him. That's what l'm here for. 207 00:12:28,784 --> 00:12:29,978 Yeah. 208 00:12:30,052 --> 00:12:31,451 So, how's the comeback going? 209 00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:34,284 l'm in the best shape of my life. Doesn't it look like it? 210 00:12:34,356 --> 00:12:36,483 l mean, considering my age, of course. 211 00:12:37,326 --> 00:12:41,262 No. Two more weeks of training though and l'm going to win this thing. 212 00:12:41,530 --> 00:12:44,465 Well, l hope so, for the sake of my salary. 213 00:12:45,467 --> 00:12:47,594 No, listen, you've been away from this for a long time. 214 00:12:47,670 --> 00:12:50,070 l think it'd be great if you just made it to the finals. 215 00:12:50,606 --> 00:12:53,268 Same old Thomas Magnum, less is more. 216 00:12:53,342 --> 00:12:54,468 [Sandy screaming] 217 00:12:54,543 --> 00:12:57,068 (Sandy) Mommy! Help! (Leah) Karen! Karen! 218 00:13:01,884 --> 00:13:03,909 [Leah and Sandy screaming] 219 00:13:06,488 --> 00:13:08,115 You all right? Oh, no! 220 00:13:22,838 --> 00:13:24,100 [crying] 221 00:13:27,910 --> 00:13:29,844 So you think those guys were friends of Walt's. 222 00:13:30,579 --> 00:13:31,876 l guess. 223 00:13:32,615 --> 00:13:34,606 Surf bums, just like him. 224 00:13:36,719 --> 00:13:39,085 l could've chosen a little better, l guess. 225 00:13:39,221 --> 00:13:41,849 But l was on the rebound, as you recall. 226 00:13:43,993 --> 00:13:45,221 Sorry. 227 00:13:48,297 --> 00:13:51,528 See, Walt left me three months before l had Sandy. 228 00:13:52,001 --> 00:13:53,468 Said he couldn't handle it. 229 00:13:53,936 --> 00:13:56,166 The only thing that jerk could handle was big waves. 230 00:13:56,238 --> 00:13:58,536 Baja, Australia, South Africa. 231 00:13:59,575 --> 00:14:01,543 Me, l had Sandy. 232 00:14:02,444 --> 00:14:04,105 l kind of retired. 233 00:14:06,849 --> 00:14:09,875 Except for '81 when l didn't even make it to the semis. 234 00:14:09,952 --> 00:14:12,318 Remember? Yeah, l saw it in the papers. 235 00:14:13,589 --> 00:14:15,989 l called. l know. 236 00:14:16,058 --> 00:14:18,526 Sorry, l didn't get back to you for three years. 237 00:14:21,096 --> 00:14:24,361 Anyway, now he's decided he wants his kid. 238 00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:29,036 He says that he's ready for fatherhood, that he's got his act together. 239 00:14:29,405 --> 00:14:31,464 l mean, it's like he threatens me from another continent. 240 00:14:31,540 --> 00:14:34,532 Says that l'm not a good enough mother for his little girl. 241 00:14:34,610 --> 00:14:36,009 He's not even seen her. 242 00:14:37,913 --> 00:14:39,676 But l have a restraining order. 243 00:14:41,517 --> 00:14:43,075 And you. 244 00:14:45,721 --> 00:14:49,088 You know, Karen, Walt is not going to go away when this meet's over. 245 00:14:49,158 --> 00:14:50,420 What are you gonna do then? 246 00:14:51,026 --> 00:14:52,721 l don't know, Thomas. 247 00:14:53,495 --> 00:14:55,656 l don't know. This is my home. 248 00:15:01,570 --> 00:15:04,471 You're not permanent protection, are you? 249 00:15:14,083 --> 00:15:15,846 l didn't think so. 250 00:15:17,820 --> 00:15:19,583 You're a professional. 251 00:15:20,055 --> 00:15:22,751 l'll just have to be professional, too. 252 00:15:27,329 --> 00:15:28,455 Okay? 253 00:15:28,897 --> 00:15:30,194 Okay. 254 00:15:38,140 --> 00:15:40,438 Look, l wanna rundown these guys. 255 00:15:41,777 --> 00:15:44,041 l think they've got a head start on you. 256 00:15:46,181 --> 00:15:47,512 Good luck. 257 00:15:50,119 --> 00:15:51,677 lt's going to be tough. 258 00:15:54,456 --> 00:15:57,391 (Rick imitating Bogart) It's going to be worse than tough, sweetheart. 259 00:16:02,331 --> 00:16:03,889 lt's impossible. 260 00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:08,165 You see, the one trick in staying alive in this crazy, cock-eyed world... 261 00:16:08,237 --> 00:16:09,397 is to know when you're licked. 262 00:16:09,471 --> 00:16:10,495 (Magnum) Rick. 263 00:16:10,572 --> 00:16:11,971 ls to know when to pick your marbles up-- 264 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:14,702 Will you cut it out? You sound like the marbles are in your mouth. 265 00:16:14,777 --> 00:16:16,745 All l'm asking for is a little favor. 266 00:16:16,812 --> 00:16:19,280 Everybody wants a favor, sweetheart. 267 00:16:19,581 --> 00:16:22,209 You see, l'm just a Joe who manages a gin joint. 268 00:16:22,317 --> 00:16:24,911 Who drives all the way to the North Shore after work... 269 00:16:24,987 --> 00:16:27,717 because my buddy tells me that he needs my help. 270 00:16:28,190 --> 00:16:31,250 When l get here, l find out that all he wants me to do is... 271 00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:32,988 is, is... 272 00:16:33,295 --> 00:16:35,160 is run down a license plate number! 273 00:16:35,230 --> 00:16:38,461 Thomas, what do you think l am, the DMV or something? l've never done this before! 274 00:16:38,534 --> 00:16:40,695 What could be so hard? You got connections. 275 00:16:40,769 --> 00:16:43,670 Three letters and one number? lt's not even complete! 276 00:16:43,739 --> 00:16:44,933 Yes, but that's a good start. 277 00:16:45,007 --> 00:16:47,498 l mean, in the combinations of the last two numbers could be.... 278 00:16:47,576 --> 00:16:49,373 Hundreds of cars. Dozens. 279 00:16:49,445 --> 00:16:52,471 What's the difference? How am l supposed to know which one's the right one? 280 00:16:52,548 --> 00:16:55,108 Well, you know, Rick, how you're always saying you know people. 281 00:16:55,184 --> 00:16:57,049 So what? Everybody knows somebody. 282 00:16:57,119 --> 00:17:01,055 l mean, know people. Like that guy, lce Cube, you're always talking about. 283 00:17:02,424 --> 00:17:05,689 That's lce Pick. Whatever. Doesn't matter. 284 00:17:05,761 --> 00:17:08,730 Listen, Rick, l think it's okay to have idols. 285 00:17:08,797 --> 00:17:10,992 l mean, l grew up wanting to hit like Hank Greenberg. 286 00:17:11,066 --> 00:17:13,933 So, there's no reason you shouldn't want to grow up to be Humphrey Bogart. 287 00:17:14,002 --> 00:17:17,733 But l think you should know that unless you want the entire city of Honolulu... 288 00:17:17,806 --> 00:17:20,639 to know your real name, you are going to-- 289 00:17:20,709 --> 00:17:23,507 What did you say that number was, sweetheart? 290 00:17:26,782 --> 00:17:28,841 (Magnum) I guess that was the first time... 291 00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:31,477 I ever asked Rick to run down a pIate. 292 00:17:31,687 --> 00:17:33,985 And, of course, it wasn't going to be the Iast. 293 00:17:34,790 --> 00:17:39,056 But even though Rick aImost aIways came through, I knew I couIdn't wait for him. 294 00:17:39,127 --> 00:17:41,186 So I Ieft Karen and Sandy at Chun's Reef... 295 00:17:41,263 --> 00:17:43,788 where she usuaIIy practiced with Leah and her friends. 296 00:17:43,866 --> 00:17:45,493 HopefuIIy, safety in numbers. 297 00:17:45,567 --> 00:17:49,560 MeanwhiIe, I thought I'd cruise the North shore for the guys in that dune buggy. 298 00:17:53,408 --> 00:17:55,000 But then I was suddenIy reminded... 299 00:17:55,077 --> 00:17:58,171 there was more to that buggy than just a Iicense pIate. 300 00:18:03,785 --> 00:18:06,686 Hey, l want to talk to you about that surfboard. 301 00:18:06,755 --> 00:18:08,279 [cars honking] 302 00:19:06,882 --> 00:19:07,940 Where's Walt? 303 00:19:08,016 --> 00:19:10,780 l don't know what you're talking about, man. l don't know any Walt. 304 00:19:10,852 --> 00:19:13,184 Walt. l'm telling you, you got the wrong guy. 305 00:19:13,255 --> 00:19:14,552 l got the right board. 306 00:19:14,623 --> 00:19:15,988 Are you crazy? That ain't my board. 307 00:19:16,058 --> 00:19:19,494 The hell it isn't. l saw it sticking out of the back of your dune buggy.... 308 00:19:23,665 --> 00:19:26,259 Why'd you run? Because it's not my board. 309 00:19:26,768 --> 00:19:28,702 l found it up on the beach at Pipeline. 310 00:19:28,770 --> 00:19:31,000 Hey, if you want it so bad, you can keep it. 311 00:19:35,577 --> 00:19:37,943 Hey, look, l'm sorry. Forget it. 312 00:19:38,447 --> 00:19:40,472 How many other guys you're gonna push around today? 313 00:19:40,782 --> 00:19:43,478 **[Good Lovin' playing] 314 00:19:43,619 --> 00:19:47,055 (Karen) * Good lovin', Good lovin' * 315 00:19:48,223 --> 00:19:49,918 * Good lovin' * 316 00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:57,054 * l was feeling so bad * 317 00:19:58,300 --> 00:20:01,895 * l asked my family doctor just what l had * 318 00:20:02,804 --> 00:20:07,741 * l said, Doctor, Mr. MD, Doctor * 319 00:20:08,910 --> 00:20:11,538 * Tell me, what's ailing me * 320 00:20:12,547 --> 00:20:15,675 * He said, ''Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah'' * 321 00:20:15,751 --> 00:20:18,083 * Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah * 322 00:20:20,022 --> 00:20:22,513 * What l really need * 323 00:20:22,691 --> 00:20:24,249 * Good lovin' * 324 00:20:24,860 --> 00:20:26,293 * Good lovin' * 325 00:20:27,562 --> 00:20:28,961 * Good lovin' * 326 00:20:30,032 --> 00:20:31,363 * Good lovin' ** 327 00:20:51,987 --> 00:20:55,047 **[Just My Imagination playing] 328 00:21:00,929 --> 00:21:03,363 Why don't we go some.... 329 00:21:03,799 --> 00:21:05,790 Some place where there's more room? 330 00:21:05,867 --> 00:21:07,425 No, this is fine. 331 00:21:09,037 --> 00:21:11,096 Yeah, if you like being an acrobat. 332 00:21:11,273 --> 00:21:12,262 [both chuckle] 333 00:21:12,841 --> 00:21:14,172 Come on. 334 00:21:15,043 --> 00:21:16,408 Come on. 335 00:21:16,678 --> 00:21:18,077 Come on. 336 00:21:20,382 --> 00:21:21,815 What's the matter? 337 00:21:21,883 --> 00:21:24,681 Nothing. Why, certainly not you. 338 00:21:26,121 --> 00:21:28,555 Oh, it's me. l just.... 339 00:21:29,591 --> 00:21:32,560 l'm having a hard time remembering l'm working for you. 340 00:21:34,096 --> 00:21:36,826 l don't know. Maybe we ought to slow down just a little bit. 341 00:21:40,001 --> 00:21:42,231 l'm just being real unprofessional. 342 00:21:44,673 --> 00:21:48,439 Well, l think it's okay if you just don't make it a habit with all your clients. 343 00:21:48,510 --> 00:21:50,478 Yeah, but you're the only one l got. 344 00:21:50,545 --> 00:21:51,944 [laughing] 345 00:22:03,925 --> 00:22:06,485 Besides when it's right, it's right. 346 00:22:08,363 --> 00:22:11,059 See, l don't think you can lay abstract words like... 347 00:22:11,266 --> 00:22:14,429 ''ethics'' and ''ideals'' on your feelings. 348 00:22:21,209 --> 00:22:23,677 Sometimes, they just don't apply. 349 00:22:25,180 --> 00:22:26,738 Like now. 350 00:22:36,625 --> 00:22:39,617 (Magnum) By this time, GoIdiIocks was reaI hungry, so... 351 00:22:39,694 --> 00:22:42,527 she tries the first bowI of porridge and it's too hot. 352 00:22:42,597 --> 00:22:45,498 Then she tries the second bowl of porridge and it's too cold. 353 00:22:45,567 --> 00:22:48,263 (Sandy) Get to the bears. Okay. Real soon. 354 00:22:48,336 --> 00:22:50,861 But see, right now, from all this eating... 355 00:22:50,939 --> 00:22:53,271 Goldilocks is real tired. 356 00:22:53,341 --> 00:22:56,003 So, she goes upstairs to take a nap. 357 00:22:56,144 --> 00:22:57,805 And there's three beds there. 358 00:22:57,913 --> 00:23:01,440 And she tries the first bed and it's too hard. 359 00:23:01,583 --> 00:23:06,543 l know. Too hard, too soft, and just right. 360 00:23:06,721 --> 00:23:09,315 And you forgot about the chairs. 361 00:23:11,059 --> 00:23:15,496 Right. But see, now, here come the bears. 362 00:23:16,464 --> 00:23:21,367 See, they troop into the kitchen to eat their porridge... 363 00:23:21,870 --> 00:23:24,634 and the papa bear looks at his porridge and he says... 364 00:23:24,739 --> 00:23:27,503 ''Someone's been eating my porridge.'' 365 00:23:27,576 --> 00:23:30,875 The mama bear looks at her porridge and she says... 366 00:23:30,946 --> 00:23:32,971 ''Someone's been eating my porridge.'' 367 00:23:33,048 --> 00:23:35,812 And the baby bear, he looks at his porridge and he says... 368 00:23:35,884 --> 00:23:39,115 ''Someone's been eating my porridge and they ate it all up.'' 369 00:23:39,287 --> 00:23:44,156 Well, they didn't know what to do, so they decided to go upstairs and catch some z's. 370 00:23:45,060 --> 00:23:48,461 So, the papa bear goes up and he looks at his bed and he says... 371 00:23:48,563 --> 00:23:51,157 ''Someone's been sleeping in my bed.'' 372 00:23:51,633 --> 00:23:55,467 The mama bear says, ''Someone's been sleeping in my bed.'' 373 00:23:56,104 --> 00:24:00,063 And the baby bear says, ''Someone's been sleeping in my bed... 374 00:24:00,275 --> 00:24:02,004 ''and here she is.'' 375 00:24:02,244 --> 00:24:05,771 So, Goldilocks, she wakes up and she is so scared... 376 00:24:06,047 --> 00:24:08,845 that she jumps out the window... 377 00:24:08,917 --> 00:24:13,650 and she lands on a trampoline and shoots her way up to the moon and... 378 00:24:15,156 --> 00:24:18,284 she meets this guy who's made of green cheese.... 379 00:24:36,878 --> 00:24:40,041 **[Just My Imagination playing] 380 00:24:49,724 --> 00:24:51,351 To yesterday. 381 00:25:05,340 --> 00:25:06,932 [birds chirping] 382 00:25:07,943 --> 00:25:09,774 [telephone ringing] 383 00:25:20,322 --> 00:25:21,584 Hello? 384 00:25:22,424 --> 00:25:25,257 Yeah, he's here. Yeah, just a minute. 385 00:25:25,927 --> 00:25:27,224 lt's for you. 386 00:25:34,569 --> 00:25:37,902 Some guy with a speech impediment. He keeps calling me ''Shweetheart.'' 387 00:25:38,073 --> 00:25:39,472 [Karen chuckles] 388 00:25:40,308 --> 00:25:41,832 Yeah, Rick? 389 00:25:42,310 --> 00:25:43,834 Oh, yeah. 390 00:25:44,279 --> 00:25:45,405 Karen? 391 00:25:46,781 --> 00:25:49,341 Yeah? Okay. 392 00:25:51,553 --> 00:25:54,386 All right. Thanks, Rick. l owe you one. 393 00:25:55,023 --> 00:25:57,184 Okay, l owe you two. Thanks. 394 00:25:57,859 --> 00:25:59,019 Listen. 395 00:25:59,094 --> 00:26:02,029 l found out about that Camaro that tried to run you off the road. 396 00:26:02,097 --> 00:26:04,122 lt's registered to a guy named Joe Soames. 397 00:26:04,199 --> 00:26:06,633 Well, that fits. He's a surfing promoter. 398 00:26:06,701 --> 00:26:09,727 He has a ranch on the other side of the lsland near Kaneohe. 399 00:26:10,572 --> 00:26:13,200 They say that he promotes more than just homegrown surfers. 400 00:26:13,274 --> 00:26:15,367 More like homegrown-homegrown. 401 00:26:16,878 --> 00:26:18,140 Be careful. 402 00:26:23,018 --> 00:26:26,010 Karen, about-- Please. 403 00:26:26,221 --> 00:26:28,849 You're not going to say about last night, were you? 404 00:26:31,459 --> 00:26:32,790 Think l was. 405 00:26:35,196 --> 00:26:36,595 Well, what about it? 406 00:26:39,267 --> 00:26:40,564 l just.... 407 00:26:45,540 --> 00:26:48,976 l wasn't being totally honest with you last night. l wasn't... 408 00:26:49,644 --> 00:26:51,976 really talking about professional ethics. 409 00:26:52,747 --> 00:26:56,808 Well, l was, but there's more to it than that. 410 00:26:58,286 --> 00:27:00,777 l guess you've got a girl. l should've known. 411 00:27:03,291 --> 00:27:05,521 lt's just that it felt so right. 412 00:27:06,628 --> 00:27:09,324 l don't know. Maybe it is. 413 00:27:11,933 --> 00:27:14,197 l was married, Karen. ln Vietnam. 414 00:27:14,702 --> 00:27:18,001 And my wife died the day we evacuated. She was killed. 415 00:27:21,943 --> 00:27:23,410 You can't let go? 416 00:27:27,148 --> 00:27:28,809 lt's hard. 417 00:27:35,090 --> 00:27:36,352 Well... 418 00:27:41,229 --> 00:27:43,322 maybe we can take it slow. 419 00:27:45,300 --> 00:27:46,528 Okay? 420 00:27:49,304 --> 00:27:51,135 [teIephone ringing] 421 00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:00,747 [yawning] Hello? 422 00:28:01,749 --> 00:28:05,150 Yeah, Rick. Okay, fine. All right. 423 00:28:06,421 --> 00:28:07,410 Uh-huh. 424 00:28:08,723 --> 00:28:11,248 Yeah. Okay. 425 00:28:11,526 --> 00:28:13,426 Hey, that is great. 426 00:28:16,297 --> 00:28:19,130 What do you mean there's a little scratch on the Ferrari? 427 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:20,189 Higgins is gonna kill me-- 428 00:28:20,268 --> 00:28:21,257 [phone disconnecting] 429 00:28:21,769 --> 00:28:22,997 Rick! 430 00:28:26,274 --> 00:28:27,866 ls that the guy you used to know? 431 00:28:27,942 --> 00:28:31,503 The one with the speech impediment and the connections? 432 00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:36,146 Yeah, he got an lD on that dune buggy. l'm gonna go check it out. 433 00:28:36,985 --> 00:28:38,384 What about Walt? 434 00:28:38,853 --> 00:28:41,515 Well, l'm hoping those bozos can tell me where he is. 435 00:28:41,589 --> 00:28:43,181 l think we can work something out. 436 00:28:44,159 --> 00:28:46,889 Well, they were kind of rough, don't you think? Are you sure-- 437 00:28:46,961 --> 00:28:49,395 Karen, that's what you hired me to do. 438 00:28:49,998 --> 00:28:52,091 lsn't it? Yeah. No, it is. 439 00:28:55,436 --> 00:28:58,462 Are you going surfing today? What do you think? 440 00:28:58,573 --> 00:29:01,064 Look, stay close to Leah and your friends, okay? 441 00:29:01,142 --> 00:29:02,666 l'll have something this afternoon. 442 00:29:02,744 --> 00:29:04,803 (Karen) Thomas, are you.... 443 00:29:04,879 --> 00:29:06,744 Oh-oh. Someone's up. 444 00:29:08,650 --> 00:29:13,587 Hey, what about Goldilocks? You never finished the rest of the story. 445 00:29:18,693 --> 00:29:21,389 (Magnum) Goldilocks and the Three Bears wasn't the onIy story... 446 00:29:21,462 --> 00:29:23,828 that was Ieft unfinished in Karen's cabin. 447 00:29:23,898 --> 00:29:25,695 And what was nagging about it... 448 00:29:25,767 --> 00:29:29,498 was that I hadn't the sIightest idea how either of them wrapped up. 449 00:29:30,004 --> 00:29:31,471 At Ieast, though... 450 00:29:31,539 --> 00:29:35,532 there's aIways some comfort to be derived from the stories that had been wrapped up... 451 00:29:35,610 --> 00:29:38,477 because even though many, many things have changed... 452 00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:43,011 others have remained the same and probabIy aIways wiII. 453 00:29:43,351 --> 00:29:46,320 It's these IittIe constants in Iife that are comforting. 454 00:29:46,788 --> 00:29:48,221 (T.C.) No way! 455 00:29:48,523 --> 00:29:50,491 Thomas Magnum, you can forget it. 456 00:29:50,558 --> 00:29:53,288 T.C., it is right near Kaneohe. That's not far. 457 00:29:53,361 --> 00:29:54,953 So drive. Well, l can't. 458 00:29:55,029 --> 00:29:56,792 The place is kind of up in the hills... 459 00:29:56,864 --> 00:29:59,230 and l'm down to three cylinders on the Bug and.... 460 00:29:59,300 --> 00:30:01,791 And no way. 461 00:30:02,170 --> 00:30:04,468 T.C., why are you being so negative? 462 00:30:04,539 --> 00:30:07,007 l'm asking for your help for a good cause. 463 00:30:07,075 --> 00:30:09,566 Yeah, your case. My first case! 464 00:30:09,677 --> 00:30:12,339 Well, l'm sorry. Excuse me. 465 00:30:15,250 --> 00:30:17,684 Thomas, maybe the reason l'm being so negative is... 466 00:30:17,752 --> 00:30:21,916 l don't own this chopper that you're asking me to fly into God-knows-what. 467 00:30:21,990 --> 00:30:24,925 Well, we'll be back in an hour, T.C. l mean... 468 00:30:25,260 --> 00:30:28,821 they'll never miss it. Besides, my client is in big trouble. 469 00:30:29,297 --> 00:30:31,356 Well, then, she never should have hired you. 470 00:30:31,432 --> 00:30:33,923 Look, Thomas, l'm working two shifts to save up enough money... 471 00:30:34,002 --> 00:30:37,165 to open my own business and you're asking me to jeopardize it. Why? 472 00:30:37,238 --> 00:30:39,672 Why? Give me one good reason why l should do this. 473 00:30:39,741 --> 00:30:41,174 [scoffs] Dang Loc. 474 00:30:41,609 --> 00:30:43,406 And the lizard lady. 475 00:30:49,050 --> 00:30:50,745 (T.C.) Why don't we just call the police? 476 00:30:50,818 --> 00:30:53,343 Because l don't have any evidence that Joe Soames... 477 00:30:53,454 --> 00:30:55,388 is the guy that ran Karen off the road. 478 00:30:55,456 --> 00:30:58,254 They're not going to arrest him on a license plate from Rick. 479 00:30:58,459 --> 00:31:02,054 Then what do you plan on doing to him, if l may ask? 480 00:31:02,196 --> 00:31:04,858 l'm simply going to persuade him... 481 00:31:04,932 --> 00:31:07,093 to leave Karen alone and let her compete. 482 00:31:07,168 --> 00:31:09,568 Just a little old-fashioned country hardball. 483 00:31:10,138 --> 00:31:12,072 Man, those guys grow dope down there... 484 00:31:12,140 --> 00:31:14,040 and you're going to play country hardball? 485 00:31:14,175 --> 00:31:16,609 All the more reason to go after them. 486 00:31:19,681 --> 00:31:20,909 Here it is. 487 00:31:21,983 --> 00:31:24,474 Set her down in that clearing. Yes, sir. 488 00:31:27,689 --> 00:31:29,680 l am going to go inside... 489 00:31:30,191 --> 00:31:33,922 talk to Soames, and l'll be right out. Everything will be okay. 490 00:31:34,996 --> 00:31:37,055 Everything won't be okay. What? 491 00:31:37,365 --> 00:31:38,457 Good luck! 492 00:31:38,700 --> 00:31:39,689 Thanks. 493 00:31:52,213 --> 00:31:54,306 (Magnum) It was going to be quite a whiIe into my career... 494 00:31:54,382 --> 00:31:56,680 before I gave any thought to writing a book... 495 00:31:56,751 --> 00:31:59,219 on how to be a worId-cIass private investigator. 496 00:31:59,620 --> 00:32:00,882 But when I did... 497 00:32:00,955 --> 00:32:04,015 I wouId definiteIy incIude a chapter on rookie mistakes. 498 00:32:04,092 --> 00:32:05,616 Because in retrospect... 499 00:32:05,693 --> 00:32:10,130 caIIing the poIice in first wouId've been a whoIe Iot simpIer and safer. 500 00:32:10,631 --> 00:32:11,757 Hey. 501 00:32:13,634 --> 00:32:14,965 Joe Soames. 502 00:32:15,169 --> 00:32:18,798 You've got till three to get in that chopper and get the hell out of here. 503 00:32:18,873 --> 00:32:21,205 l want to talk to you about Karen Teel. 504 00:32:23,378 --> 00:32:24,436 One. 505 00:32:24,579 --> 00:32:26,604 Okay, if that's the way you want to play it... 506 00:32:26,681 --> 00:32:28,376 l guess l'll have to talk to the police. 507 00:32:28,449 --> 00:32:30,349 Starting with attempted murder. Two. 508 00:32:30,618 --> 00:32:33,746 lllegal cultivation of a controlled substance. Three. 509 00:32:34,956 --> 00:32:36,787 Get down here, we've got a problem. 510 00:32:40,428 --> 00:32:42,589 l wish you hadn't done that. 511 00:33:05,386 --> 00:33:06,944 Tell them to ease off. 512 00:33:08,423 --> 00:33:09,788 Ease off. 513 00:33:11,626 --> 00:33:12,684 Come here. 514 00:33:27,642 --> 00:33:30,975 Now, you stay away from Karen Teel or you're history. 515 00:33:31,045 --> 00:33:32,478 You got that? 516 00:33:38,319 --> 00:33:40,048 [chopper whirring] 517 00:33:44,258 --> 00:33:46,192 Come on, T.C., let's hit it. 518 00:33:46,260 --> 00:33:48,990 l ought to let them shoot you. T.C. 519 00:33:57,171 --> 00:33:58,661 [guns firing] 520 00:34:01,576 --> 00:34:03,942 Don't worry, we're way out of range. 521 00:34:04,011 --> 00:34:05,069 [gun fires] 522 00:34:05,146 --> 00:34:06,579 [glass cracking] 523 00:34:08,015 --> 00:34:10,483 l'll take care of that. With what? 524 00:34:11,352 --> 00:34:12,717 Oh, l'm fired. T.C. 525 00:34:12,787 --> 00:34:15,483 Goodbye business of my own. Goodbye life. T.C. 526 00:34:15,556 --> 00:34:17,717 l promise. l promise l'll make it up to you. 527 00:34:17,792 --> 00:34:20,886 And l also promise this will never, never happen again. 528 00:34:24,198 --> 00:34:27,065 (Magnum) So much for promises made in the heat of the moment. 529 00:34:27,602 --> 00:34:29,934 However, at the time, I did mean it. 530 00:34:30,071 --> 00:34:32,699 Just Iike I toId Sandy I'd finish The Three Bears... 531 00:34:32,773 --> 00:34:35,367 and just Iike I toId Karen I'd find WaIt. 532 00:34:36,544 --> 00:34:37,909 WeII, I did. 533 00:34:42,483 --> 00:34:45,941 He was stiII in Sydney, happiIy raising a famiIy of three... 534 00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:47,178 and more. 535 00:34:47,588 --> 00:34:50,785 Karen didn't have any restraining order. Just me. 536 00:34:54,295 --> 00:34:55,626 And aII I had... 537 00:34:55,696 --> 00:34:58,164 was the make on the dune buggy that the guys had used... 538 00:34:58,232 --> 00:35:00,757 in the kidnap attempt on Sandy. 539 00:35:00,868 --> 00:35:03,701 And stiII a Iot of IittIe nagging questions. 540 00:35:10,111 --> 00:35:13,080 Questions which I was about to get the answers to. 541 00:35:13,147 --> 00:35:16,344 UnfortunateIy, the answers weren't what I wanted to hear. 542 00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:27,694 After seeing Karen with Joe Soames... 543 00:35:27,762 --> 00:35:30,856 the first thing I wanted to do was pack my bags and go home. 544 00:35:31,632 --> 00:35:34,499 Karen had once asked me if I beIieved in déjà vu. 545 00:35:35,303 --> 00:35:36,998 I guess the answer was yes. 546 00:35:37,338 --> 00:35:38,896 [knock on door] 547 00:35:41,175 --> 00:35:42,870 Hi, can l come in? 548 00:35:43,210 --> 00:35:44,700 Listen, l thought l'd just... 549 00:35:44,779 --> 00:35:47,646 take this over to the jeweler and have your name put on it, too... 550 00:35:47,715 --> 00:35:50,616 figuring that it was half yours, anyway. What are you doing? 551 00:35:51,852 --> 00:35:53,410 Where the hell are you going? 552 00:35:55,122 --> 00:35:57,215 l was just gonna come over and talk to you. 553 00:35:57,558 --> 00:36:00,425 Oh, that's decent of you considering.... 554 00:36:02,396 --> 00:36:03,385 Why? 555 00:36:04,532 --> 00:36:06,261 Because it's not gonna work. 556 00:36:09,770 --> 00:36:12,671 Gee, l thought it was. Guess l was wrong. 557 00:36:14,709 --> 00:36:16,301 No, you weren't. 558 00:36:17,578 --> 00:36:19,375 l thought so, too. 559 00:36:24,051 --> 00:36:25,518 l get it. 560 00:36:26,921 --> 00:36:29,822 Hey, listen, l'm gonna grow old. l promise. 561 00:36:30,291 --> 00:36:33,317 l won't be surfing competitively forever. 562 00:36:33,961 --> 00:36:35,952 l mean, that day will come. 563 00:36:36,731 --> 00:36:38,858 l mean, l didn't want to admit it yet, but... 564 00:36:39,700 --> 00:36:40,997 l will for you. 565 00:36:44,772 --> 00:36:48,538 Hey, l'll be your secretary, you know, like that blonde lady... 566 00:36:48,609 --> 00:36:50,668 in the MaItese FaIcon. You know, devoted. 567 00:36:51,679 --> 00:36:52,941 Please, Thomas. 568 00:36:55,416 --> 00:36:56,815 l'll be around. 569 00:36:57,184 --> 00:36:58,879 So will l, Karen. 570 00:37:01,656 --> 00:37:03,283 But so will Michelle. 571 00:37:05,059 --> 00:37:07,425 Michelle, Michelle. Okay, okay, l.... 572 00:37:08,429 --> 00:37:12,160 l won't say that it's been a long time. l won't. l promise. 573 00:37:13,234 --> 00:37:16,294 Look, l tried, Karen. 574 00:37:19,206 --> 00:37:20,571 l really.... 575 00:37:22,243 --> 00:37:24,108 l wanted this to work. 576 00:37:29,583 --> 00:37:32,074 l think it's more than just Michelle. 577 00:37:33,354 --> 00:37:35,788 Well, you get around, l gotta say. 578 00:37:36,357 --> 00:37:38,416 Look, l know l'm not doing this too well. 579 00:37:38,492 --> 00:37:39,686 That's true. 580 00:37:42,630 --> 00:37:44,723 l can't even make sense of this for myself. 581 00:37:44,799 --> 00:37:47,165 l'm just trying to tell you how l feel. 582 00:37:48,135 --> 00:37:49,227 Sorry. 583 00:37:50,271 --> 00:37:52,000 Tell me how you feel. 584 00:37:53,107 --> 00:37:56,133 Look, all l'm saying is... 585 00:37:56,343 --> 00:38:00,006 without this clientI private investigator thing, where would we be? 586 00:38:00,081 --> 00:38:02,447 l mean, what if we met in a line at a supermarket? 587 00:38:02,516 --> 00:38:05,007 Something tells me l'm not gonna find out. 588 00:38:06,220 --> 00:38:08,245 Karen, you know, all through this case... 589 00:38:08,322 --> 00:38:11,155 l've had a pretty good run of beginner's luck. 590 00:38:11,859 --> 00:38:14,760 But l just feel like some kind of fairy tale hero and now-- 591 00:38:14,829 --> 00:38:17,491 And now you're ready for the next bedtime story, right? 592 00:38:17,598 --> 00:38:20,931 Well, do me a favor. Next time try something a little more innocuous like... 593 00:38:21,035 --> 00:38:23,162 GoIdiIocks and the Three Bears. 594 00:38:23,237 --> 00:38:26,638 Save the heavy stuff for someone who can deal with it. l can't. 595 00:38:37,718 --> 00:38:39,515 Here, take it. 596 00:38:52,700 --> 00:38:54,133 Remember me. 597 00:39:00,107 --> 00:39:01,199 (Karen) Thomas! 598 00:39:04,345 --> 00:39:06,540 Thomas, wait, please. Why, Karen? 599 00:39:06,614 --> 00:39:09,082 Please listen to me. 'Cause l think l owe you. 600 00:39:09,316 --> 00:39:12,308 Forget it, all bets are off. We both got lives to go back to. 601 00:39:12,386 --> 00:39:13,717 Yeah, well, l don't. 602 00:39:13,788 --> 00:39:16,882 And l haven't for five years. l need for you to listen to me, please. 603 00:39:16,957 --> 00:39:18,254 'Cause you owe me, too. 604 00:39:18,626 --> 00:39:22,323 l owe you? For you lying to me? For you using me? 605 00:39:22,396 --> 00:39:24,330 l just want you to understand. 606 00:39:24,398 --> 00:39:26,559 l need for you to understand how l feel. 607 00:39:28,435 --> 00:39:29,527 All right. 608 00:39:30,004 --> 00:39:32,472 Tell me how you feel. Not great! 609 00:39:34,875 --> 00:39:36,706 But l wanna tell you the truth. 610 00:39:40,714 --> 00:39:44,309 See, when you left to pursue your career, l immediately hooked up with Walt. 611 00:39:44,985 --> 00:39:46,850 Well, not immediately, but soon. 612 00:39:47,555 --> 00:39:48,613 Too soon. 613 00:39:49,623 --> 00:39:53,354 He left me with Sandy and a former career as a world surfing champ. 614 00:39:54,562 --> 00:39:57,622 So between the baby and waitressing at The Curl... 615 00:39:57,998 --> 00:39:59,966 l was effectively through. 616 00:40:01,368 --> 00:40:03,996 But you know me. Can't keep me down. 617 00:40:05,806 --> 00:40:07,000 So in '81 ... 618 00:40:07,074 --> 00:40:09,907 when Sandy was old enough for people to take care of her... 619 00:40:10,477 --> 00:40:12,172 l decided to go for it. 620 00:40:12,580 --> 00:40:14,844 To make a comeback. And so did Joe Soames. 621 00:40:15,783 --> 00:40:18,251 He served 16 months. l know that! 622 00:40:18,886 --> 00:40:21,582 Yeah, but what you don't know is that when he came back... 623 00:40:21,922 --> 00:40:24,288 he started back the same way, promoting talent. 624 00:40:25,426 --> 00:40:27,621 Of course this time he cut out the pakaIoIo. 625 00:40:27,695 --> 00:40:29,663 Of course this time you gave in. 626 00:40:31,065 --> 00:40:32,054 Yeah. 627 00:40:34,001 --> 00:40:37,027 lt was like one of those old prize fight movies. 628 00:40:37,938 --> 00:40:41,738 You know, Sandy and l were starving and l didn't know if l could cut it. 629 00:40:43,410 --> 00:40:46,243 But Joe did, he knew. Only he didn't wanna chance it. 630 00:40:47,848 --> 00:40:49,782 So he paid me to take a dive. 631 00:40:51,085 --> 00:40:52,347 Literally. 632 00:40:54,221 --> 00:40:56,451 That's why l didn't make it to the semis. 633 00:40:58,025 --> 00:41:00,016 So now you feel like you're running out of time... 634 00:41:00,094 --> 00:41:01,686 and you can't live with that. 635 00:41:01,762 --> 00:41:03,821 And you decide you want one more moment of glory... 636 00:41:03,898 --> 00:41:05,092 and to hell with Joe Soames... 637 00:41:05,165 --> 00:41:07,963 and to hell with the truth. And you know just the right person to call. 638 00:41:08,035 --> 00:41:09,593 Well, l'm sorry, Karen. 639 00:41:10,471 --> 00:41:11,802 l am, too. 640 00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:14,039 l really am. 641 00:41:15,142 --> 00:41:17,076 See, l thought if maybe l could... 642 00:41:17,778 --> 00:41:19,370 stack the deck that... 643 00:41:20,147 --> 00:41:23,310 l could have my surfing career and... 644 00:41:25,486 --> 00:41:27,351 maybe you'd stick around this time. 645 00:41:30,591 --> 00:41:32,559 l'm sorry l hurt you, Thomas. 646 00:41:35,296 --> 00:41:37,264 l'm sorry it didn't work out. 647 00:41:40,034 --> 00:41:41,160 Me, too. 648 00:41:45,973 --> 00:41:50,171 You know, it's funny, l can remember five years ago like it was yesterday. 649 00:41:52,046 --> 00:41:54,071 And l can remember what you said. 650 00:41:55,582 --> 00:41:57,880 That you can't lay abstract words like ''ethics'' and ''ideals''... 651 00:41:57,952 --> 00:41:58,976 on your feelings... 652 00:41:59,053 --> 00:42:00,816 'cause they don't apply. 653 00:42:02,723 --> 00:42:03,883 Well... 654 00:42:04,525 --> 00:42:06,015 l believe you can. 655 00:42:06,860 --> 00:42:09,795 And l believe you should. Goodbye, Karen. 656 00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:21,701 l believe l did. 657 00:42:21,809 --> 00:42:24,801 l was in the bar telling Joe Soames l quit. 658 00:42:24,979 --> 00:42:26,970 l quit, Thomas. l quit. 659 00:42:28,749 --> 00:42:30,410 [sobbing] Goodbye, Thomas. 660 00:42:40,194 --> 00:42:42,560 (Higgins) l see you were unable to return the trophy... 661 00:42:42,629 --> 00:42:43,960 to the beauty contestants. 662 00:42:44,431 --> 00:42:46,763 Turned their fingers green, did it? Higgins. 663 00:42:49,737 --> 00:42:53,104 ''The 1979 North Shore Surf-Out.'' Give it to me. 664 00:42:54,274 --> 00:42:56,003 Something to do with your case? 665 00:42:59,646 --> 00:43:03,980 l remember a similar competition l was a part of. 666 00:43:04,752 --> 00:43:07,880 Off the Moroccan coast. '44, it was. 667 00:43:08,422 --> 00:43:09,753 Of course, there was a war on... 668 00:43:09,823 --> 00:43:12,383 and we didn't actually have surfboards as you know them. 669 00:43:12,459 --> 00:43:14,927 More like the wing assemblies of a couple of Messerschmidts... 670 00:43:14,995 --> 00:43:16,656 our lads had managed to shoot down. 671 00:43:16,730 --> 00:43:18,595 You surfed on airplane wings? 672 00:43:18,665 --> 00:43:21,361 Mmm. Quite exhilarating when you got the hang of it. 673 00:43:21,602 --> 00:43:24,628 l'd organized the competition to boost the unit's morale... 674 00:43:24,705 --> 00:43:27,230 bogged down in Rabat for six months as we were. 675 00:43:27,608 --> 00:43:30,168 At any rate, l was unable to win the trophy... 676 00:43:30,244 --> 00:43:34,374 finishing sixth, l believe, behind Corky Bostwick, Binky Farnbush-- 677 00:43:34,448 --> 00:43:36,575 You surfed on airplane wings. 678 00:43:37,017 --> 00:43:38,882 l just said that, didn't l? 679 00:43:40,287 --> 00:43:43,085 At any rate, even though l was unable to win anything... 680 00:43:43,657 --> 00:43:48,253 l think that competition was possibly one of the most memorable moments of my life. 681 00:43:50,397 --> 00:43:51,625 Why? 682 00:43:53,333 --> 00:43:56,734 Because for the first time in my life... 683 00:43:57,237 --> 00:43:59,137 l was able to tempt death... 684 00:43:59,406 --> 00:44:02,204 without actually killing in the process. 685 00:44:02,876 --> 00:44:07,313 Just the feeling of being inside such power and strength... 686 00:44:07,748 --> 00:44:10,683 and controlling it was indescribable. 687 00:44:11,585 --> 00:44:16,318 l believe that just the opportunity to test the Fates in such a manner... 688 00:44:16,857 --> 00:44:20,315 gives one the ability to put one's whole life into perspective. 689 00:44:21,562 --> 00:44:24,326 For the better one feels about one's self... 690 00:44:24,865 --> 00:44:28,767 the better the rest of the world looks, indeed. 691 00:44:31,839 --> 00:44:33,864 Wouldn't you agree, Magnum? 692 00:44:37,778 --> 00:44:39,643 There's one thing l gotta know. 693 00:44:41,448 --> 00:44:45,441 Was that story the truth? Did you really surf on airplane wings? 694 00:44:47,654 --> 00:44:49,588 Don't be absurd, Magnum. 695 00:44:50,224 --> 00:44:53,455 Who would be insane enough to do something as bizarre as that? 696 00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:57,321 My God, man, there was a war going on. 697 00:44:59,666 --> 00:45:01,099 l thought so. 698 00:45:01,635 --> 00:45:04,035 But thanks anyway. lt was very helpful. 699 00:45:04,104 --> 00:45:06,902 l beg your pardon? Where are you going now? 700 00:45:07,774 --> 00:45:09,469 To test the Fates. 701 00:45:23,257 --> 00:45:24,519 Hiya, Joe. 702 00:45:32,299 --> 00:45:33,527 Magnum. 703 00:45:37,004 --> 00:45:39,336 You want me to count to three again, huh? 704 00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:43,635 Only this time, it won't add up to 16 months. 705 00:45:44,011 --> 00:45:46,775 l'm looking for Karen Teel. You're too late. 706 00:45:47,681 --> 00:45:50,707 She quit the competition. One. 707 00:45:51,518 --> 00:45:53,076 She just re-entered. 708 00:45:53,820 --> 00:45:56,812 Dumb. Very dumb of her. Two. 709 00:45:59,660 --> 00:46:00,649 Three. 710 00:46:00,727 --> 00:46:02,456 [men grunting] 711 00:46:04,998 --> 00:46:06,158 Hold it. 712 00:46:07,467 --> 00:46:08,593 He's mine. 713 00:46:47,407 --> 00:46:49,068 (Magnum) Maybe the years did creep by... 714 00:46:49,142 --> 00:46:50,939 without me reaIIy missing them... 715 00:46:51,011 --> 00:46:52,672 untiI somehow I got Iucky... 716 00:46:52,746 --> 00:46:56,182 and got an opportunity to Iook in the mirror and see where they'd gone. 717 00:46:56,617 --> 00:46:58,551 I know they did for Karen. 718 00:46:59,686 --> 00:47:02,587 And I know that having had the chance to see her once again... 719 00:47:02,656 --> 00:47:04,590 made me reaIize that yesterday... 720 00:47:04,658 --> 00:47:07,456 was just a bIink of an eyeIid away from being tomorrow. 721 00:47:07,961 --> 00:47:09,690 [all cheering] 722 00:47:28,782 --> 00:47:30,545 Maybe Thomas WoIfe was right. 723 00:47:30,617 --> 00:47:32,676 Maybe you can't go home again. 724 00:47:34,021 --> 00:47:35,921 [all cheering] 725 00:47:40,927 --> 00:47:43,487 But it sure as heII was worth the try.