1 00:00:01,086 --> 00:00:02,713 We're being robbed. 2 00:00:02,788 --> 00:00:06,451 Now, if you two will just bear with me, we will reconstruct the evening... 3 00:00:06,525 --> 00:00:08,186 and find out what happened. 4 00:00:09,928 --> 00:00:11,054 Take him, Higgins! 5 00:00:11,130 --> 00:00:12,188 Take him where? 6 00:00:12,264 --> 00:00:14,824 What happened to your clothes? 7 00:00:14,967 --> 00:00:16,525 The safe. Where is it? 8 00:00:16,602 --> 00:00:17,728 We won't tell you. 9 00:00:17,803 --> 00:00:19,031 (both) lt's in the office. 10 00:00:19,104 --> 00:00:23,837 Sometimes we remember what we want to, not what really happened. 11 00:00:23,909 --> 00:00:25,433 (Higgins) Dispatch the Pig! 12 00:00:26,011 --> 00:00:27,000 [yelling] 13 00:01:34,446 --> 00:01:36,209 (Magnum) Hawaiian sunsets are among the most... 14 00:01:36,281 --> 00:01:38,249 breathtakingly beautiful in the world. 15 00:01:38,317 --> 00:01:41,309 Grandly vibrant, uniquely different every day. 16 00:01:41,587 --> 00:01:43,680 They paint a palate with boundaries that stop... 17 00:01:43,756 --> 00:01:46,486 only at the horizons of one's imagination. 18 00:01:46,558 --> 00:01:49,925 However, when the sun goes down, it looks the same all over the world. 19 00:01:49,995 --> 00:01:52,725 Whether you're in Milwaukee or Maui, it's dark. 20 00:01:53,165 --> 00:01:56,532 But Hawaii's many attributes don't stop when the sun goes down. 21 00:01:56,602 --> 00:01:58,797 There is still plenty to see and do. 22 00:01:59,938 --> 00:02:03,772 You could go to a luau, or a disco, or a fine restaurant... 23 00:02:03,842 --> 00:02:05,810 a harbor cruise or the Don Ho Show. 24 00:02:05,878 --> 00:02:06,902 [alarm ringing] 25 00:02:06,979 --> 00:02:11,040 You could dance and eat until your feet and stomach were begging for mercy. 26 00:02:11,283 --> 00:02:15,014 So why catch forty winks at home and set the alarm clock for 2.:00 a.m... 27 00:02:15,254 --> 00:02:17,051 closing time all over town? 28 00:02:17,756 --> 00:02:19,747 Because sometimes in Hawaii... 29 00:02:20,025 --> 00:02:22,459 sports events are aired very late at night... 30 00:02:22,528 --> 00:02:26,487 and tonight was the pivotal game in the American League East pennant race. 31 00:02:26,565 --> 00:02:28,089 Orioles against the Tigers. 32 00:02:28,167 --> 00:02:31,295 Probably the biggest game of the year and I was going to get to see it... 33 00:02:31,370 --> 00:02:33,463 alone, without interruptions... 34 00:02:33,539 --> 00:02:37,202 courtesy of the sports channel and the new cable system Robin had installed. 35 00:02:37,276 --> 00:02:40,143 So what if I'd had to avoid friends and radios all day... 36 00:02:40,212 --> 00:02:42,009 so I wouldn't accidentally hear the score. 37 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:44,105 So what if it was the middle of the night. 38 00:02:44,183 --> 00:02:47,846 To me it was a perfect evening in Paradise. 39 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:50,718 (commentator #1 on TV) ...exciting baseball. What do you say, Joe? 40 00:02:50,789 --> 00:02:54,122 (commentator #2 on TV) Harry, I say the sun is up, the stands are packed... 41 00:02:54,393 --> 00:02:57,328 Tigers are ready, and it promises to be a great game. 42 00:02:57,830 --> 00:02:59,730 (announcer on TV) We interrupt tonight's game... 43 00:02:59,798 --> 00:03:01,663 between the Baltimore Orioles and the Detroit Tigers... 44 00:03:01,733 --> 00:03:03,325 for this late-breaking news flash. 45 00:03:03,402 --> 00:03:06,530 Right now we have a live report from reporter Ami Tenenbaum... 46 00:03:06,605 --> 00:03:08,800 at the scene of this shocking story. 47 00:03:08,974 --> 00:03:11,534 (Ami) I'm here at the posh and exclusive Kamehameha Club... 48 00:03:11,610 --> 00:03:14,135 where a daring armed robbery has just occurred. 49 00:03:14,213 --> 00:03:16,613 Apparently, three masked, heavily armed gunmen... 50 00:03:16,682 --> 00:03:19,981 broke into the club at closing and robbed the manager of cash receipts... 51 00:03:20,052 --> 00:03:21,610 totaling thousands of dollars. 52 00:03:21,687 --> 00:03:24,850 We are expecting to hear from one of the Board of Directors at any moment... 53 00:03:24,923 --> 00:03:25,981 but in the meantime... 54 00:03:26,058 --> 00:03:29,289 perhaps we can find out what the police have to say on this matter. 55 00:03:29,361 --> 00:03:31,989 Lieutenant Tanaka, excuse me. 56 00:03:33,332 --> 00:03:34,424 Yes. 57 00:03:34,499 --> 00:03:36,467 Do you have any firm leads or clues... 58 00:03:36,535 --> 00:03:38,730 as to who the perpetrators of this crime are? 59 00:03:38,804 --> 00:03:42,240 Unfortunately, the accounts of the witnesses are widely divergent. 60 00:03:42,307 --> 00:03:44,434 It's going to take an exhaustive investigation... 61 00:03:44,509 --> 00:03:46,272 before I can make any sense out of this. 62 00:03:46,345 --> 00:03:48,176 That means no then? Right. 63 00:03:48,380 --> 00:03:50,473 The only thing I am sure of is... 64 00:03:50,582 --> 00:03:53,949 the robbers may have had some help from somebody on the inside. 65 00:03:54,019 --> 00:03:56,180 Thank you very much, Lieutenant Tanaka. 66 00:03:56,255 --> 00:03:58,587 I have been assured-- By the way... 67 00:03:58,757 --> 00:04:01,317 do you have the score on the Tigers-Oriole game? 68 00:04:01,393 --> 00:04:02,792 [whispering] Not yet. 69 00:04:02,861 --> 00:04:04,920 Thank you very much, Lieutenant Tanaka. 70 00:04:04,997 --> 00:04:07,056 I've been assured that we'll be getting a statement... 71 00:04:07,132 --> 00:04:09,293 from one of the Board of Directors. 72 00:04:09,735 --> 00:04:12,636 Here he is right now. Jonathan Higgins, who was apparently... 73 00:04:12,704 --> 00:04:14,467 present at the time of the robbery. 74 00:04:14,539 --> 00:04:17,099 Mr. Higgins, can you give us your comments as to... 75 00:04:17,175 --> 00:04:18,836 what happened here at the club? 76 00:04:18,911 --> 00:04:19,935 Comments? 77 00:04:20,612 --> 00:04:23,775 Well, I felt the robbery was in incredibly poor taste in as much as the... 78 00:04:23,849 --> 00:04:26,010 blackguards had the audacity to.... 79 00:04:27,953 --> 00:04:29,250 I'm sorry. 80 00:04:30,555 --> 00:04:33,251 I'm afraid you'll have to wait until tomorrow morning... 81 00:04:33,325 --> 00:04:35,850 when the Board will issue an official statement. 82 00:04:36,862 --> 00:04:37,988 Good night. 83 00:04:40,232 --> 00:04:42,427 Lieutenant, these guys were big. 84 00:04:42,501 --> 00:04:45,026 l'm talking 6 feet, 200 pounds easy. 85 00:04:45,103 --> 00:04:48,095 The lout in the gorilla mask was six feet four, at least. 86 00:04:48,173 --> 00:04:50,073 Oh, no, no, no. He wasn't that tall. Lieutenant. 87 00:04:50,142 --> 00:04:52,110 Why are you asking the same dumb questions? 88 00:04:52,177 --> 00:04:54,168 Shouldn't you be checking fingerprints or something? 89 00:04:54,246 --> 00:04:55,645 They were wearing gloves. 90 00:04:55,714 --> 00:04:57,375 No, they weren't. Yes, they were. 91 00:04:57,449 --> 00:04:59,212 Can't you guys agree on anything? 92 00:04:59,284 --> 00:05:00,444 (Magnum) l doubt it. 93 00:05:00,519 --> 00:05:02,646 Thomas, you'll never believe what happened. 94 00:05:02,721 --> 00:05:05,519 l saw it on the news. How you doing, Rusty? Keoki? 95 00:05:05,924 --> 00:05:07,357 What happened to your clothes? 96 00:05:07,426 --> 00:05:08,859 l'm ruined. 97 00:05:08,994 --> 00:05:10,154 You. 98 00:05:10,829 --> 00:05:12,763 You talk to them. 99 00:05:12,831 --> 00:05:14,696 And if three of you come up with anything... 100 00:05:14,766 --> 00:05:17,667 that even slightly resembles a lead, let me know. 101 00:05:18,270 --> 00:05:20,170 l've got a ballgame to watch. 102 00:05:21,406 --> 00:05:22,464 You guys all right? Yeah. 103 00:05:22,541 --> 00:05:23,530 (Rick) No. 104 00:05:23,608 --> 00:05:25,872 (Higgins) l'm quite certain that the Directors of this club... 105 00:05:25,944 --> 00:05:29,539 are holding a secret ballot this moment to remove me from the Board. 106 00:05:29,614 --> 00:05:32,708 Of course, since l've already resigned, that's quite unnecessary. 107 00:05:32,784 --> 00:05:34,547 You don't have to resign, Higgins. 108 00:05:34,619 --> 00:05:37,019 You're on about a hundred other boards. 109 00:05:37,155 --> 00:05:39,123 What about me? l've only got one job. 110 00:05:39,191 --> 00:05:41,091 Perhaps you should have thought of that... 111 00:05:41,159 --> 00:05:43,457 before you hired that incompetent waitress, Rosette. 112 00:05:43,528 --> 00:05:45,496 lt's Rosine-- l'm certain that she's the one... 113 00:05:45,564 --> 00:05:46,963 who arranged those hooligans-- 114 00:05:47,032 --> 00:05:48,659 (T.C.) Hey, why are you picking on Rosine? 115 00:05:48,734 --> 00:05:50,361 l mean, if there was an inside man... 116 00:05:50,435 --> 00:05:52,960 it was probably that wormy guy you hired to do the deposits. 117 00:05:53,038 --> 00:05:55,029 l can't wait for this. Wormy! George Wong, wormy? 118 00:05:55,107 --> 00:05:56,631 He's the finest CPA on the lsland. 119 00:05:56,708 --> 00:05:59,472 Perhaps if you hadn't been ogling the lady at your table all night-- 120 00:05:59,544 --> 00:06:00,704 Ogling? Ogling? 121 00:06:00,779 --> 00:06:03,373 Guys, guys, guys! Time out. 122 00:06:04,149 --> 00:06:07,277 We're never going to get anywhere if you don't stop bickering like this. 123 00:06:07,352 --> 00:06:09,582 We're not going to get anywhere anyway. 124 00:06:09,654 --> 00:06:11,952 Obviously someone working from inside... 125 00:06:12,024 --> 00:06:14,185 planned and executed a masterful robbery. 126 00:06:14,259 --> 00:06:16,090 So masterful, as a matter of fact... 127 00:06:16,161 --> 00:06:17,856 Lieutenant Tanaka has as much as admitted... 128 00:06:17,929 --> 00:06:19,624 that it's unsolvable and gone home. 129 00:06:19,698 --> 00:06:20,995 l suggest that we do the same. 130 00:06:21,066 --> 00:06:22,465 (Magnum) Wait a minute. 131 00:06:22,534 --> 00:06:24,695 How do you know there was an inside man? 132 00:06:24,770 --> 00:06:28,672 Somebody must have tipped them off that the cash was overflowing in the safe. 133 00:06:28,740 --> 00:06:30,037 Thanks to you. 134 00:06:30,542 --> 00:06:32,032 Don't start, T.C. 135 00:06:32,110 --> 00:06:33,407 Well, who else knew about that? 136 00:06:33,478 --> 00:06:35,776 Oh, no. No, you don't. 137 00:06:36,415 --> 00:06:38,883 Very clever, Magnum, but it is not going to work. 138 00:06:38,950 --> 00:06:41,077 We're not going to allow you to drag us into... 139 00:06:41,153 --> 00:06:43,246 one of your parlor room detective dramas. 140 00:06:43,622 --> 00:06:46,614 l'm much too tired and upset to go through some useless charades. 141 00:06:46,691 --> 00:06:49,751 l would not consider recovering the money useless. 142 00:06:49,861 --> 00:06:51,692 You think you might be able to do that? 143 00:06:51,763 --> 00:06:53,128 No, he couldn't. 144 00:06:53,198 --> 00:06:55,462 Yes, l could. With your help. Look, one of you... 145 00:06:55,534 --> 00:06:59,630 saw or heard something that's going to be the key to this thing. Trust me. 146 00:06:59,704 --> 00:07:00,966 (Keoki) Magnum. 147 00:07:01,506 --> 00:07:03,770 l don't know. lt all happened pretty fast. 148 00:07:03,842 --> 00:07:05,935 What happened to your eye, Keoki? 149 00:07:06,511 --> 00:07:08,001 lt's not worth talking about. 150 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:10,048 Sure it is. You guys tell me what happened... 151 00:07:10,115 --> 00:07:12,583 then we can figure out who the inside man is. 152 00:07:12,651 --> 00:07:14,141 What've we got to lose? 153 00:07:14,219 --> 00:07:17,620 Sleep. lt's late and l am going home. 154 00:07:17,689 --> 00:07:19,554 My sentiments exactly. (Rick) Oh, fine. 155 00:07:19,624 --> 00:07:20,750 Go ahead and split. 156 00:07:20,826 --> 00:07:23,693 Personally, l'm going to stay and try and save my job. 157 00:07:23,829 --> 00:07:24,818 Great. 158 00:07:26,998 --> 00:07:28,090 Perhaps... 159 00:07:28,967 --> 00:07:30,662 we ought to stay here... 160 00:07:31,336 --> 00:07:33,395 to make sure he doesn't slip up... 161 00:07:33,538 --> 00:07:34,903 on any of the details. 162 00:07:34,973 --> 00:07:37,168 He'd better not slip up. 163 00:07:37,275 --> 00:07:40,301 Keoki, put on a pot of coffee. This could take some time. 164 00:07:40,378 --> 00:07:41,367 Sure, Magnum. 165 00:07:41,446 --> 00:07:42,674 Okay, Rick... 166 00:07:43,248 --> 00:07:44,647 let's get started. 167 00:07:45,784 --> 00:07:46,910 Well... 168 00:07:47,619 --> 00:07:49,086 it was closing time... 169 00:07:49,154 --> 00:07:52,089 and Joy was just finishing up her last set on the piano. 170 00:07:52,157 --> 00:07:55,183 Opening week of the new Anuenue Terrace room was a big success... 171 00:07:55,260 --> 00:07:57,319 so, I wanted to make sure that I was sticking around... 172 00:07:57,395 --> 00:07:59,727 ♪♪[singing] to make sure nothing went wrong. 173 00:07:59,798 --> 00:08:02,096 Higgins and I were sitting at the bar. 174 00:08:04,202 --> 00:08:06,568 T.C. was making goo-goo eyes at some chick. 175 00:08:07,806 --> 00:08:10,036 And Rusty was sitting at his usual place. 176 00:08:10,108 --> 00:08:12,542 Come on, Rusty. Closing time. Wake up. 177 00:08:17,682 --> 00:08:20,276 Looks like you take Rusty home tonight. 178 00:08:20,352 --> 00:08:21,546 Again. 179 00:08:21,820 --> 00:08:24,015 Hey, could you take two mai tais to table four? 180 00:08:24,089 --> 00:08:26,489 l've got something important to do. Sure. 181 00:08:26,558 --> 00:08:27,820 Thanks. 182 00:08:28,093 --> 00:08:29,958 [Joy continues singing] 183 00:08:30,328 --> 00:08:33,388 Another fruit punch for me and a white wine for the lady. 184 00:08:33,465 --> 00:08:34,898 Last call, T.C. 185 00:08:35,767 --> 00:08:37,359 Last call here, maybe. 186 00:08:38,203 --> 00:08:41,263 But what can l tell you, l think the little lady has plans. 187 00:08:41,339 --> 00:08:44,706 A nightcap at her place and then, who knows? 188 00:08:44,809 --> 00:08:46,936 She's actually asked you to her place? 189 00:08:47,012 --> 00:08:50,175 Well, not in so many words. But she will. 190 00:08:50,582 --> 00:08:52,243 Believe me, she will. 191 00:08:52,317 --> 00:08:54,785 Hey, barkeep, how about those drinks? 192 00:08:54,853 --> 00:08:57,549 You believe this guy? Barking out orders while Joy's singing. 193 00:08:57,622 --> 00:09:00,489 Perhaps he doesn't realize she is singing. 194 00:09:00,559 --> 00:09:02,083 Oh, very funny, Higgins. 195 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:05,459 Joy Kelly happens to be one of Honolulu's most popular entertainers. 196 00:09:05,530 --> 00:09:07,395 Plus, she's got great talent. 197 00:09:07,465 --> 00:09:08,989 lndeed. 198 00:09:09,301 --> 00:09:12,668 lf her talent were half as impressive as her physique... 199 00:09:12,971 --> 00:09:16,202 perhaps there would be a reason to extend her engagement. 200 00:09:16,441 --> 00:09:17,635 As it is-- 201 00:09:17,776 --> 00:09:19,368 [people applauding] 202 00:09:20,345 --> 00:09:21,710 [whistles] 203 00:09:24,015 --> 00:09:25,607 As it is... 204 00:09:26,151 --> 00:09:28,619 [telephone ringing] the Board has decided to let her go. 205 00:09:28,787 --> 00:09:32,723 As manager of the Club, it is your responsibility to tell her. 206 00:09:33,124 --> 00:09:36,321 Oh, no, you don't, Higgins. lf you want her fired, you do it. 207 00:09:36,394 --> 00:09:38,862 Rick, that was Mrs. Halloway. 208 00:09:39,464 --> 00:09:41,659 She's about a quarter mile down the street in a phone booth. 209 00:09:41,733 --> 00:09:43,394 She got a flat tire on her way home. 210 00:09:43,468 --> 00:09:44,662 Oh, great. 211 00:09:44,736 --> 00:09:47,170 She's about 90 years old. How's she gonna fix it? 212 00:09:47,239 --> 00:09:48,729 She's one of our charter members. 213 00:09:48,807 --> 00:09:50,866 We must do something to help her. 214 00:09:51,009 --> 00:09:52,271 l'll send Max. 215 00:09:53,211 --> 00:09:54,678 Good idea. Hey, Max.... 216 00:09:54,746 --> 00:09:56,611 Keoki, let me have T.C.'s check. 217 00:09:56,681 --> 00:09:59,548 Well, l'll go see how George is doing with the deposits... 218 00:09:59,618 --> 00:10:02,348 while you have your conversation with Miss Kelly. 219 00:10:02,420 --> 00:10:05,821 Forget it. l'll check in on George, you talk to Joy. 220 00:10:06,691 --> 00:10:08,852 lt's the Board's decision, Higgins. 221 00:10:09,194 --> 00:10:10,889 ♪♪[piano playing] 222 00:10:11,229 --> 00:10:12,355 Very well. 223 00:10:13,865 --> 00:10:15,799 Why don't we just take my car? 224 00:10:16,034 --> 00:10:17,797 l've got a better idea. 225 00:10:18,103 --> 00:10:20,697 Why don't l take my car and you take your car? 226 00:10:21,206 --> 00:10:22,605 But l don't know where you live. 227 00:10:22,674 --> 00:10:23,732 l know. 228 00:10:26,911 --> 00:10:28,503 lt's on the house, T.C. 229 00:10:29,648 --> 00:10:30,706 Thanks. 230 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:36,587 (Joy) l don't understand. 231 00:10:37,188 --> 00:10:39,748 What is it that you don't like about my act? 232 00:10:39,824 --> 00:10:42,793 ls it the material? My piano playing? 233 00:10:43,862 --> 00:10:45,022 My voice? 234 00:10:45,096 --> 00:10:46,688 That about covers it. 235 00:10:47,299 --> 00:10:49,597 Except, of course, for the costume. 236 00:10:51,169 --> 00:10:52,761 What's wrong with my costume? 237 00:10:52,837 --> 00:10:54,304 You're in it. 238 00:10:54,973 --> 00:10:56,099 Almost. 239 00:10:57,142 --> 00:11:00,134 There's only one place you may be fit to play. 240 00:11:00,378 --> 00:11:01,402 Where? 241 00:11:01,479 --> 00:11:02,673 Cleveland. 242 00:11:03,682 --> 00:11:06,617 Cleveland? Oh, Mr. Higgins... 243 00:11:07,018 --> 00:11:10,078 l would rather leave show business than play Cleveland. 244 00:11:10,155 --> 00:11:12,521 (Higgins) l'd say you're making the right choice. 245 00:11:13,992 --> 00:11:15,550 George, how's it going? 246 00:11:15,627 --> 00:11:18,187 Oh, Mr. Wright. 247 00:11:18,897 --> 00:11:20,262 Almost finished. 248 00:11:22,967 --> 00:11:24,332 What time is it? 249 00:11:24,703 --> 00:11:25,965 Five to 2:00. 250 00:11:26,071 --> 00:11:27,163 So late? 251 00:11:27,605 --> 00:11:29,038 What could've happened to.... 252 00:11:29,107 --> 00:11:30,096 To what? 253 00:11:31,109 --> 00:11:32,269 Nothing. 254 00:11:34,179 --> 00:11:35,874 Just a few more minutes. 255 00:11:37,449 --> 00:11:40,748 You know, in a way l'm kinda glad that that rich Arab guy left. 256 00:11:41,152 --> 00:11:44,417 Leaving all this money around kinda made me nervous. 257 00:11:44,889 --> 00:11:45,913 [thudding] 258 00:11:45,990 --> 00:11:46,979 [glass shattering] 259 00:11:47,058 --> 00:11:48,116 What was that? 260 00:11:48,193 --> 00:11:49,717 How would l know? 261 00:11:54,632 --> 00:11:56,327 (man) All right, get him up off the floor. 262 00:11:56,401 --> 00:11:58,631 Get him up. Get him up. Come on, move it. 263 00:11:58,703 --> 00:12:00,398 Get up. Get up and get over there. 264 00:12:00,472 --> 00:12:01,996 What's going on here? 265 00:12:05,477 --> 00:12:06,637 Rick... 266 00:12:07,579 --> 00:12:09,240 we're being robbed. 267 00:12:12,684 --> 00:12:15,619 (Higgins) What complete and utter poppycock! 268 00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:17,915 Man, you've got everything wrong. 269 00:12:18,923 --> 00:12:20,322 What really happened was-- 270 00:12:20,392 --> 00:12:22,860 Hey, l thought you were in a rush to get out of here. 271 00:12:22,927 --> 00:12:24,360 (Higgins) How can we possibly go home... 272 00:12:24,429 --> 00:12:26,294 if you're going to distort everything? 273 00:12:26,364 --> 00:12:28,832 Surely you don't believe a word of this? 274 00:12:29,534 --> 00:12:32,435 (Magnum) Well, l don't know. Some of it sounds right. 275 00:12:32,504 --> 00:12:34,563 lt just seems like you're leaving parts out. 276 00:12:34,639 --> 00:12:36,937 Like what happened to your clothes? 277 00:12:40,979 --> 00:12:43,948 So anyway, we were all huddled together over there... 278 00:12:44,816 --> 00:12:46,613 and Higgins was brushing himself off. 279 00:12:47,118 --> 00:12:49,712 Rick, we're being robbed. 280 00:12:49,954 --> 00:12:52,582 All right. Over here with the rest of them. 281 00:12:52,657 --> 00:12:53,817 Oh, yeah? 282 00:12:54,359 --> 00:12:56,623 Come on, move it. (Rick) Tough guy, huh? 283 00:12:56,694 --> 00:13:00,061 Well, let me tell you something, pal. l ain't scared of you. 284 00:13:00,999 --> 00:13:02,364 What did he say? 285 00:13:02,434 --> 00:13:05,028 l'm going to give you one last chance to put your guns down... 286 00:13:05,103 --> 00:13:07,037 before this turns into a serious crime. 287 00:13:07,105 --> 00:13:08,834 ls he talking to us? Please, sir. 288 00:13:08,907 --> 00:13:12,138 Pay no attention to him. The man is insane. 289 00:13:12,210 --> 00:13:14,075 Come on, Higgins. Get tough! 290 00:13:14,145 --> 00:13:16,306 Orville, we've got to do what they say. 291 00:13:16,381 --> 00:13:18,281 Or what? What's the matter with you guys? 292 00:13:18,349 --> 00:13:20,214 l thought l told you to move. 293 00:13:20,285 --> 00:13:22,276 Let me tell you something, Pig... 294 00:13:22,454 --> 00:13:25,116 nobody tells me what to do. You got that? 295 00:13:33,865 --> 00:13:37,198 George, Rosey, let's stand over there. 296 00:13:45,810 --> 00:13:47,004 Everybody freeze! 297 00:13:48,813 --> 00:13:50,110 Oh, my. 298 00:13:53,551 --> 00:13:54,609 [Keoki groaning] 299 00:13:54,686 --> 00:13:55,675 [gasping] 300 00:13:55,954 --> 00:13:59,685 Please, l beseech you. We'll do exactly as you request. 301 00:13:59,757 --> 00:14:02,817 Only let's not have any more of this senseless violence. 302 00:14:02,894 --> 00:14:04,794 The safe. Where is it? 303 00:14:04,863 --> 00:14:05,887 We won't tell you. 304 00:14:05,964 --> 00:14:07,261 (both) lt's in the office. 305 00:14:07,332 --> 00:14:09,357 Why don't you tell them the combination, too? 306 00:14:09,434 --> 00:14:11,561 l forgot to lock it. George! 307 00:14:11,636 --> 00:14:15,333 l'm sorry, Mr. Wright. And all that money is just lying around. 308 00:14:16,875 --> 00:14:18,240 You two stay here... 309 00:14:18,309 --> 00:14:20,937 l'll take one of them with me to get the bread. Right. 310 00:14:21,012 --> 00:14:23,606 Surely there is no necessity for one of us to accompany you. 311 00:14:23,681 --> 00:14:26,206 After all, the safe is open, the money out. 312 00:14:26,317 --> 00:14:29,753 What possible advantage could there be to taking along a witness? 313 00:14:29,888 --> 00:14:31,446 l'll take the runt. 314 00:14:31,589 --> 00:14:34,820 No. Forget Higgins. lf you take anybody, you take me. 315 00:14:34,893 --> 00:14:36,053 (T.C.) Orville. 316 00:14:36,127 --> 00:14:38,891 l'll kayo the Pig in the office. You take care of the other two guys. 317 00:14:38,963 --> 00:14:40,225 Are you crazy? 318 00:14:40,298 --> 00:14:42,027 (Rosine) Rick, be careful. 319 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:43,999 Don't worry, baby. 320 00:14:50,842 --> 00:14:52,104 Okay, Porker. 321 00:14:53,177 --> 00:14:54,235 Let's go. 322 00:14:59,817 --> 00:15:02,183 You're making a big mistake here, pal. 323 00:15:03,621 --> 00:15:05,282 Here, take this. 324 00:15:05,356 --> 00:15:08,519 l mean, you're not just dealing with me. l'm connected. 325 00:15:08,726 --> 00:15:09,988 Fill it. 326 00:15:10,061 --> 00:15:11,619 Okay, okay. 327 00:15:11,696 --> 00:15:13,061 l'm just telling you... 328 00:15:13,131 --> 00:15:15,565 let's say you get out of here tonight with the dough... 329 00:15:15,633 --> 00:15:18,295 you think lce Pick is just gonna let you walk away? 330 00:15:18,369 --> 00:15:22,271 You can run, but you can't hide. This is a small island, pal. 331 00:15:23,141 --> 00:15:24,267 Think about it. 332 00:15:24,342 --> 00:15:26,936 lce Pick? You know lce Pick? 333 00:15:27,979 --> 00:15:29,674 He's a close personal friend. 334 00:15:29,747 --> 00:15:32,307 Now, if you give me that gun right now, maybe, just maybe... 335 00:15:32,383 --> 00:15:35,477 l could talk lce Pick out of not making you sushi for the sharks. 336 00:15:35,553 --> 00:15:37,043 What do you say, pal? 337 00:15:38,056 --> 00:15:40,047 l don't know. Golly. 338 00:15:41,059 --> 00:15:42,287 l didn't count on this. 339 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:43,987 Well, don't say l didn't warn you. 340 00:15:49,367 --> 00:15:50,800 All right, hold it! 341 00:15:50,868 --> 00:15:51,892 Take him, Higgins! 342 00:15:51,970 --> 00:15:53,062 Take him where? 343 00:15:53,137 --> 00:15:54,263 Over there. 344 00:15:55,106 --> 00:15:57,040 Get over there over the couch. 345 00:15:58,242 --> 00:16:00,472 Bread in the safe. Get it. 346 00:16:00,545 --> 00:16:02,172 l say, old man, are you all right? 347 00:16:02,246 --> 00:16:05,238 lt's nothing, Higgins. Just a broken nose. lt'll heal. 348 00:16:05,316 --> 00:16:07,511 l'm afraid l've rather let you down. 349 00:16:07,652 --> 00:16:10,280 Forget it, Higgins. We can't all be heroes. 350 00:16:10,355 --> 00:16:11,913 No, no. 351 00:16:12,657 --> 00:16:14,784 l'm devastated by my own behavior. 352 00:16:15,793 --> 00:16:19,456 l should have stood by you, fighting shoulder to shoulder. 353 00:16:19,931 --> 00:16:23,458 lnstead of advocating shameful appeasement to these ruffians. 354 00:16:24,168 --> 00:16:27,467 l can only hope when this nightmare is over... 355 00:16:28,773 --> 00:16:31,401 that l can find some way to make it up to you. 356 00:16:32,677 --> 00:16:34,042 All of you. 357 00:16:34,112 --> 00:16:37,138 Don't take it so hard. You broke under pressure. 358 00:16:38,116 --> 00:16:39,981 lt could happen to anybody. 359 00:16:40,652 --> 00:16:43,587 (T.C.) No, please! Not me! Don't hit me! Don't hit me! 360 00:16:45,289 --> 00:16:48,554 Look, please, please, leave me here. 361 00:16:49,327 --> 00:16:51,989 (Gorilla) l figure this is the guy we gonna take as a hostage. 362 00:16:52,063 --> 00:16:55,999 Oh, no, no, no. Maybe you ought to take the girls? Or Rusty. 363 00:16:57,135 --> 00:16:58,159 Take Higgins. 364 00:16:58,236 --> 00:16:59,225 Me? 365 00:16:59,671 --> 00:17:01,639 l've never been a hostage in my life. 366 00:17:01,873 --> 00:17:03,738 l wouldn't know how to be one. 367 00:17:04,242 --> 00:17:07,211 Surely there's someone here with a little experience. 368 00:17:10,848 --> 00:17:13,373 lf you have to take someone, take me. 369 00:17:13,751 --> 00:17:17,118 (T.C.) That's it! I am not going to listen to another word. 370 00:17:17,188 --> 00:17:19,213 Not one more word. 371 00:17:19,290 --> 00:17:22,157 Wait, T.C. He didn't get to explain what happened to your clothes. 372 00:17:22,226 --> 00:17:25,627 Yeah, well, he may not live long enough to explain that to you. 373 00:17:25,697 --> 00:17:27,995 Hey, l'm just saying it the way l remember. 374 00:17:28,066 --> 00:17:32,400 l wouldn't call that memory. l would call that the insane, crazed meanderings... 375 00:17:32,470 --> 00:17:34,665 of an obviously demented mind. 376 00:17:34,739 --> 00:17:36,570 You saying l'm wrong? (T.C. and Higgins) Yes. 377 00:17:36,641 --> 00:17:39,701 Okay, fine. Fine. l suppose you guys got a different version. 378 00:17:39,777 --> 00:17:42,678 You got it, baby. Now, here's what really went down. 379 00:17:43,448 --> 00:17:46,884 lt was closing time and Joy was just finishing her last set at the piano. 380 00:17:47,251 --> 00:17:48,275 ♪♪[Joy singing] 381 00:17:48,352 --> 00:17:51,185 I was having this fascinating conversation... 382 00:17:51,255 --> 00:17:54,452 with this lovely young lady that I'd met at a poetry meeting. 383 00:17:55,526 --> 00:17:58,154 My first Ph.D. was in the field of Economics. 384 00:17:59,330 --> 00:18:03,357 My dissertation traced the writings on man's physical wants and needs from-- 385 00:18:03,434 --> 00:18:05,868 Physical needs and wants. 386 00:18:07,071 --> 00:18:09,835 From the earliest Oriental moral codes... 387 00:18:10,341 --> 00:18:11,831 Moral codes. 388 00:18:12,643 --> 00:18:15,339 ...up through the medieval feudal period culminating... 389 00:18:15,413 --> 00:18:18,280 with the emergence of Karl Marx and the socialists. 390 00:18:20,017 --> 00:18:21,006 [sighing] 391 00:18:21,119 --> 00:18:24,987 Ntozake, l don't think l've ever met a woman with a Ph.D. in Economics before. 392 00:18:26,858 --> 00:18:30,658 l don't usually tell anybody. lt scares them away. 393 00:18:31,696 --> 00:18:32,822 Not me. 394 00:18:33,631 --> 00:18:37,692 l think Economics is so interesting. 395 00:18:39,303 --> 00:18:40,463 You do? 396 00:18:43,508 --> 00:18:44,873 Care for another? 397 00:18:44,942 --> 00:18:46,637 Mmm-hmm. Thank you. 398 00:18:59,123 --> 00:19:02,286 Another fruit punch for me and a white wine for the lady. 399 00:19:02,593 --> 00:19:04,117 lt's the last call, T.C. 400 00:19:04,195 --> 00:19:05,787 Last call here, maybe. 401 00:19:05,863 --> 00:19:08,764 But this is one lady l don't intend to let get away. 402 00:19:09,133 --> 00:19:11,124 Going to her place for a nightcap? 403 00:19:11,202 --> 00:19:12,863 [chuckling] 404 00:19:13,604 --> 00:19:15,629 [Joy continues singing] 405 00:19:18,676 --> 00:19:21,110 Hey, barkeep, how about those drinks? 406 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:24,209 Won't be long now, little lady. 407 00:19:24,282 --> 00:19:26,807 Spence, people might hear you. 408 00:19:31,889 --> 00:19:32,981 Oh, thank you. 409 00:19:34,826 --> 00:19:36,987 You know, l don't know when l've had so much fun. 410 00:19:37,061 --> 00:19:38,187 Me, either. 411 00:19:38,429 --> 00:19:42,229 Say, why don't l pick you up tomorrow and take you for a ride in my helicopter? 412 00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:43,823 Tour of the lslands? 413 00:19:44,068 --> 00:19:45,433 My specialty. 414 00:19:46,204 --> 00:19:48,001 l'd love to, T.C., but l can't. 415 00:19:48,072 --> 00:19:50,506 l've got to conduct a workshop at the University. 416 00:19:50,575 --> 00:19:52,372 But you're welcome to come. 417 00:19:52,743 --> 00:19:54,506 [people applauding] 418 00:19:55,346 --> 00:19:56,711 [whistles] 419 00:19:58,716 --> 00:20:00,206 Yeah, l know. 420 00:20:00,284 --> 00:20:03,219 What could be more boring than a workshop in Economics? 421 00:20:03,287 --> 00:20:06,814 No, no. l'd love to come hear you speak. What time? 422 00:20:07,525 --> 00:20:08,924 We start at 10:00. 423 00:20:10,094 --> 00:20:11,823 Maybe we can go together. 424 00:20:12,363 --> 00:20:14,490 Why don't l pick you up in my car? 425 00:20:15,266 --> 00:20:18,463 No, it's probably better if l take my car and you take your car. 426 00:20:18,536 --> 00:20:20,902 But l have no idea where you live. Yet. 427 00:20:21,672 --> 00:20:23,833 Hey, here's your check. 428 00:20:30,147 --> 00:20:31,341 Cash, turkey. 429 00:20:39,023 --> 00:20:40,388 Keep the change. 430 00:20:42,493 --> 00:20:44,290 T.C., why is he so rude? 431 00:20:44,562 --> 00:20:46,029 He doesn't know any better. 432 00:20:46,464 --> 00:20:49,524 He comes from a culturally deprived environment. 433 00:20:51,302 --> 00:20:53,031 l try to make allowances. 434 00:20:53,404 --> 00:20:54,632 ♪♪[piano playing] 435 00:20:54,972 --> 00:20:57,167 T.C., l've never met a man like you. 436 00:20:58,209 --> 00:21:01,406 You're just so enlightened, so compassionate... 437 00:21:01,579 --> 00:21:03,774 so socially wise. 438 00:21:05,583 --> 00:21:07,881 Or do you think you could consider.... 439 00:21:09,253 --> 00:21:13,155 Maybe you'd like to perhaps come up to my place for a nightcap? 440 00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:17,691 l'd be honored. 441 00:21:19,664 --> 00:21:20,961 Shall we leave? 442 00:21:33,311 --> 00:21:34,710 Freeze suckers! 443 00:21:34,879 --> 00:21:36,506 [piano stops playing] 444 00:21:39,984 --> 00:21:41,508 (Rick) That's exactly the way l told it. 445 00:21:41,585 --> 00:21:42,609 (T.C.) No, it isn't. 446 00:21:42,687 --> 00:21:45,281 Except that-- Except that neither of you is reciting... 447 00:21:45,356 --> 00:21:47,790 anything even remotely resembling the truth. 448 00:21:47,858 --> 00:21:51,259 But, of course, what can one expect from simple, primitive minds... 449 00:21:51,329 --> 00:21:52,660 that overload at the drop of a... 450 00:21:52,763 --> 00:21:55,323 multi-dependent-claused declarative sentence? 451 00:21:56,233 --> 00:21:57,461 What? 452 00:21:57,535 --> 00:21:59,264 Okay, guys, here's some more coffee. 453 00:21:59,337 --> 00:22:01,498 Thanks, Keoki. How's the eye? 454 00:22:01,739 --> 00:22:03,138 lt's okay, l guess. 455 00:22:03,341 --> 00:22:05,366 Say, if you don't need me anymore, l guess l'll just-- 456 00:22:05,443 --> 00:22:07,673 Maybe you ought to have Doc lbold look at that. 457 00:22:07,745 --> 00:22:11,306 No, no. lt's just kinda tender, that's all. lt'll be fine. Really. 458 00:22:11,649 --> 00:22:13,310 So, if you don't need me.... 459 00:22:13,384 --> 00:22:16,046 Magnum, l refuse to sit silently by any longer. 460 00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:18,111 Either l will be heard, or l'll leave. 461 00:22:18,189 --> 00:22:20,316 You can leave if you want to, Higgins. 462 00:22:20,391 --> 00:22:23,883 l'm sure T.C. can tell me what happened to all your clothes. 463 00:22:26,397 --> 00:22:28,092 Keoki, a brandy, please. 464 00:22:28,165 --> 00:22:31,532 Okay, now come on, T.C. l think we're starting to get somewhere. 465 00:22:31,769 --> 00:22:33,600 Oh, yeah, yeah. Where was l? 466 00:22:33,671 --> 00:22:36,572 You were going to tell me what happened to all your clothes. 467 00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:39,768 Forget about the clothes. l want to get to the more important stuff. 468 00:22:39,844 --> 00:22:42,335 l mean, we were facing down three armed robbers. 469 00:22:42,413 --> 00:22:44,608 So l knew right away that our only hope... 470 00:22:44,682 --> 00:22:46,843 was for everybody to play the whole scene cool. 471 00:22:47,918 --> 00:22:49,977 Oh, my God. Higgins. 472 00:22:50,054 --> 00:22:52,545 What kind of adolescent, and absurdly premature... 473 00:22:52,623 --> 00:22:54,250 April Fool's joke are you up to? 474 00:22:54,325 --> 00:22:55,724 Higgins-- Really, Magnum. 475 00:22:55,793 --> 00:22:58,853 Over the past three years you have continuously and deliberately tried... 476 00:22:58,929 --> 00:23:01,523 to distract me by donning that ridiculous gorilla mask. 477 00:23:01,732 --> 00:23:05,793 An act, l might add, which l have managed through enormous self-will, to ignore. 478 00:23:06,037 --> 00:23:07,732 But l can ignore it no longer. 479 00:23:07,805 --> 00:23:10,899 There are ladies present who might be frightened by this bizarre display of-- 480 00:23:10,975 --> 00:23:12,135 Shut up! 481 00:23:18,416 --> 00:23:19,849 You're not Magnum. 482 00:23:22,386 --> 00:23:24,479 Higgins, you all right? 483 00:23:32,863 --> 00:23:34,626 What's going on here? 484 00:23:35,199 --> 00:23:36,757 We're being robbed. 485 00:23:37,168 --> 00:23:39,500 (Porky) All right. Over here with the rest of them. 486 00:23:39,570 --> 00:23:42,198 Over where? What's he talking about? 487 00:23:42,540 --> 00:23:43,973 Who are these guys? 488 00:23:44,108 --> 00:23:45,097 Just... 489 00:23:46,043 --> 00:23:47,704 do as they say, Rick. 490 00:23:48,212 --> 00:23:51,147 And nobody, l mean, nobody will get hurt. 491 00:23:52,650 --> 00:23:56,211 Come on, move it, move it. Get over there. 492 00:23:58,322 --> 00:23:59,812 Come on, you, too. 493 00:23:59,890 --> 00:24:01,448 (T.C.) Hey, leave him alone. 494 00:24:01,525 --> 00:24:02,856 That's Rusty. 495 00:24:03,127 --> 00:24:05,994 He passes out there every night. Wouldn't hurt a fly. 496 00:24:06,063 --> 00:24:07,155 (Higgins) Odd. 497 00:24:07,765 --> 00:24:11,201 l'm sure l must have been in a situation like this before. 498 00:24:11,602 --> 00:24:14,196 But for the life of me, l can't remember when. 499 00:24:14,472 --> 00:24:15,496 Stop talking. 500 00:24:15,573 --> 00:24:16,597 Perhaps in Burma. 501 00:24:16,674 --> 00:24:17,698 Higgins. 502 00:24:17,775 --> 00:24:18,799 No. Please. 503 00:24:18,876 --> 00:24:20,275 No Halloween masks. You'll be all right. 504 00:24:20,344 --> 00:24:22,073 (Rick) Maybe we ought to call the police or something. 505 00:24:22,146 --> 00:24:24,740 Don't kill him. He's just stupid. 506 00:24:25,116 --> 00:24:26,481 (Keoki) Everybody freeze! 507 00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:30,617 Oh, my! 508 00:24:34,692 --> 00:24:36,057 [Keoki groaning] 509 00:24:38,429 --> 00:24:41,728 Higgins, maybe you'd better go and administer first aid. 510 00:24:41,899 --> 00:24:42,923 The Sudan. 511 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:43,989 Pardon? 512 00:24:44,068 --> 00:24:47,765 Yes. l believe l was in a situation very nearly like this in.... 513 00:24:48,639 --> 00:24:50,732 No, l've never been in the Sudan. 514 00:24:50,875 --> 00:24:53,105 The safe. Where is it? 515 00:24:53,177 --> 00:24:54,542 Oh, it's in the office, but it's-- 516 00:24:54,612 --> 00:24:55,601 Unlocked. 517 00:24:57,047 --> 00:24:59,675 We forgot to lock it. Sorry. 518 00:25:00,451 --> 00:25:04,217 That's all right, George. Anyone can make a mistake. 519 00:25:05,389 --> 00:25:07,323 (Porky) You two stay here and watch them. 520 00:25:07,391 --> 00:25:09,154 l'll take one of them with me to get the bread. 521 00:25:09,226 --> 00:25:10,318 Yeah. Right. 522 00:25:10,394 --> 00:25:13,886 l do recall reading about a case like this one time... 523 00:25:13,964 --> 00:25:16,797 but unfortunately, l didn't witness it. 524 00:25:18,502 --> 00:25:20,527 Come with me, Shorty. 525 00:25:20,738 --> 00:25:21,932 Rick, be careful. 526 00:25:27,378 --> 00:25:28,709 Who are these guys? 527 00:25:28,779 --> 00:25:29,871 Come on. 528 00:25:31,549 --> 00:25:32,914 Where you going? 529 00:25:34,418 --> 00:25:36,249 Are you men truly animals? 530 00:25:36,687 --> 00:25:38,951 l'm going to take care of his wounds. 531 00:25:39,557 --> 00:25:41,286 And if you're going to shoot me for it... 532 00:25:41,358 --> 00:25:43,849 then you'll have your conscience to answer to. 533 00:25:46,997 --> 00:25:48,089 Go ahead. 534 00:25:57,374 --> 00:25:58,534 Are you okay, man? 535 00:25:58,609 --> 00:25:59,940 Hey, what happened? 536 00:26:00,344 --> 00:26:02,812 Don't worry. You're going to be all right. 537 00:26:04,748 --> 00:26:08,309 l'm sorry. l thought l had them. 538 00:26:08,886 --> 00:26:11,013 Hey, it's okay. 539 00:26:13,691 --> 00:26:17,218 The important thing is for everyone to get out of here alive. 540 00:26:19,730 --> 00:26:21,425 So no more heroics. 541 00:26:22,433 --> 00:26:23,593 Okay? 542 00:26:25,970 --> 00:26:27,096 Thanks. 543 00:26:28,606 --> 00:26:30,039 (Rosine) ls he okay? 544 00:26:30,107 --> 00:26:31,472 He's fine, my dear. 545 00:26:32,309 --> 00:26:33,469 Oh, thank God. 546 00:26:33,544 --> 00:26:34,909 Oh, l've got it. 547 00:26:35,446 --> 00:26:37,937 There was a time when we were on the Caspian Sea.... 548 00:26:38,015 --> 00:26:39,744 l think we found us a hostage. 549 00:26:39,817 --> 00:26:41,182 But there were no hostages. 550 00:26:41,252 --> 00:26:42,719 There's no need for hostages. 551 00:26:42,786 --> 00:26:46,688 ln that case, this is very reminiscent of the time we were on the Caspian Sea. 552 00:26:46,757 --> 00:26:48,622 Don't you ever stop talking? 553 00:26:49,059 --> 00:26:50,390 l beg your pardon? 554 00:26:50,461 --> 00:26:51,758 l'm taking him out of here. 555 00:26:52,062 --> 00:26:54,895 l can't stand all this talk, talk, talk, talk! 556 00:26:56,267 --> 00:26:58,735 Do you think you will be taking hostages or not? 557 00:26:58,802 --> 00:27:00,167 You got it, pal. 558 00:27:01,038 --> 00:27:03,165 ln fact, we'll be taking the broad. 559 00:27:05,776 --> 00:27:08,244 You're not going anywhere with anyone. 560 00:27:08,379 --> 00:27:10,677 The boss says we take a hostage. 561 00:27:10,881 --> 00:27:14,180 Some boss. You work for a man who picks on... 562 00:27:14,852 --> 00:27:16,615 poor, defenseless women? 563 00:27:17,254 --> 00:27:19,085 T.C., they're armed and dangerous. 564 00:27:19,156 --> 00:27:20,145 Not to worry. 565 00:27:20,291 --> 00:27:22,316 l know exactly what l'm doing. 566 00:27:22,660 --> 00:27:25,754 You're not taking the girl. You're not taking anyone. 567 00:27:26,597 --> 00:27:29,896 And if your boss doesn't like it, he can talk to me. 568 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:31,724 What's going on here? 569 00:27:31,835 --> 00:27:33,928 He says he wants to see the boss. 570 00:27:34,471 --> 00:27:35,665 All right. 571 00:27:39,176 --> 00:27:40,234 (T.C.) Hey you. 572 00:27:40,344 --> 00:27:42,938 You call yourself the boss. Well, let me tell you something... 573 00:27:43,013 --> 00:27:44,674 you're not taking any hostages. 574 00:27:44,748 --> 00:27:47,410 Armed robbery is bad enough. But kidnapping. 575 00:27:47,484 --> 00:27:49,611 That's a federal offense, buddy. 576 00:27:49,687 --> 00:27:50,813 (Higgins) Dorchester. 577 00:27:51,422 --> 00:27:55,654 l was working at a bank part-time to help my cousin, Reginald, through school. 578 00:27:55,893 --> 00:27:58,225 They wore masks and took a hostage. 579 00:27:58,562 --> 00:28:01,030 They took all the cash on hand... 580 00:28:01,265 --> 00:28:04,632 but, stupidly, left some negotiable bonds behind. 581 00:28:06,403 --> 00:28:08,064 Quite similar to these. 582 00:28:09,273 --> 00:28:11,537 All right. All right. 583 00:28:12,009 --> 00:28:13,738 Maybe we can make a deal. 584 00:28:14,478 --> 00:28:16,469 You don't take any hostages... 585 00:28:17,381 --> 00:28:19,576 and we'll hand over those negotiable bonds. 586 00:28:19,650 --> 00:28:20,776 (Rick) They're not. 587 00:28:24,021 --> 00:28:25,750 Those bonds aren't negotiable. 588 00:28:25,823 --> 00:28:27,916 (T.C.) But, of course, they had no way of knowing that. 589 00:28:27,991 --> 00:28:31,825 And if you hadn't told them, they'd be out cashing clues all over the city... 590 00:28:31,895 --> 00:28:33,886 and we'd have some way of tracking them down. 591 00:28:33,964 --> 00:28:35,124 How was l supposed to know that? 592 00:28:35,199 --> 00:28:36,894 l thought you were just handing out money. 593 00:28:36,967 --> 00:28:38,628 Oh, get out of here, man. You gotta-- 594 00:28:38,702 --> 00:28:39,930 Here's your brandy, Mr. Higgins. 595 00:28:40,003 --> 00:28:40,992 Thank you. 596 00:28:41,505 --> 00:28:43,439 Well, l think l'll be going home, now. 597 00:28:43,507 --> 00:28:45,168 Keoki, l know you've had a rough night... 598 00:28:45,242 --> 00:28:47,142 but l'd sure like to hear your side of it. 599 00:28:47,211 --> 00:28:49,907 l really didn't see much. l was behind the bar most of the time. 600 00:28:49,980 --> 00:28:52,005 lf l may finally be allowed to speak... 601 00:28:52,082 --> 00:28:54,073 you will have the correct sequence of events... 602 00:28:54,151 --> 00:28:55,516 as they happened. 603 00:28:55,686 --> 00:28:57,654 As you saw them, you mean. 604 00:28:57,721 --> 00:28:59,188 As they happened. 605 00:29:04,328 --> 00:29:06,262 To begin at the beginning. 606 00:29:11,201 --> 00:29:13,635 lt was closing time and Joy Kelly was just finishing up... 607 00:29:13,704 --> 00:29:15,296 her last set at the piano. 608 00:29:16,206 --> 00:29:20,302 Although I was tired and longed for nothing more than a quiet brandy at home... 609 00:29:20,377 --> 00:29:23,972 things unfortunately had reached such a deplorable state at the Club... 610 00:29:24,047 --> 00:29:26,572 that my assistance was desperately required. 611 00:29:26,650 --> 00:29:29,175 Hey, barkeep, how about those drinks? 612 00:29:31,488 --> 00:29:33,854 So l forgot to make the deposit at the bank. 613 00:29:33,924 --> 00:29:36,324 One day's deposit may be overlooked. 614 00:29:36,627 --> 00:29:39,152 But an entire week's worth of receipts? 615 00:29:39,229 --> 00:29:41,629 A day, a week. What's the big deal? 616 00:29:41,698 --> 00:29:43,632 l was gonna take care of it tomorrow. 617 00:29:43,700 --> 00:29:46,760 A week, l might add, in which more money has been spent at the Club... 618 00:29:46,837 --> 00:29:48,896 than any other this entire fiscal year. 619 00:29:48,972 --> 00:29:52,066 So one Arab spends a little cash. Jeez, everybody goes crazy. 620 00:29:52,142 --> 00:29:55,134 We're just lucky l was able to get as good a CPA as George Wong... 621 00:29:55,212 --> 00:29:57,271 to go over the accounts on such short notice. 622 00:29:59,349 --> 00:30:00,873 [whistles] 623 00:30:02,953 --> 00:30:07,287 Higgins, just as long as you're here, tell Joy that today is her last day. 624 00:30:07,991 --> 00:30:09,822 You're firing Joy Kelly? 625 00:30:09,893 --> 00:30:10,951 Yeah. 626 00:30:11,028 --> 00:30:12,552 You can't do that. 627 00:30:12,830 --> 00:30:14,457 She's got three children to feed. 628 00:30:14,531 --> 00:30:16,226 She's got house payments. She's got-- 629 00:30:16,300 --> 00:30:17,597 No talent. 630 00:30:17,935 --> 00:30:19,562 Did you hear how she murdered Feelings? 631 00:30:19,636 --> 00:30:21,797 [telephone ringing] That happens to be my favorite song. 632 00:30:21,872 --> 00:30:26,138 No doubt. lf you want to fire Miss Kelly, you tell her. 633 00:30:26,677 --> 00:30:28,668 Rick, that was Mrs. Halloway. 634 00:30:28,712 --> 00:30:32,011 She's about a quarter mile down the street in a phone booth. 635 00:30:32,049 --> 00:30:34,017 She got a flat tire on her way home. 636 00:30:34,151 --> 00:30:37,086 What am l supposed to do? Hike through the dark and change it? 637 00:30:37,154 --> 00:30:40,180 She's one of our charter members. We must do something to help. 638 00:30:40,257 --> 00:30:42,919 l got to do everything. Make the deposits, fire the singer... 639 00:30:42,993 --> 00:30:43,982 fix flat tires. 640 00:30:44,061 --> 00:30:45,050 l'll send Max. 641 00:30:45,162 --> 00:30:46,151 Good. 642 00:30:46,697 --> 00:30:48,187 Give me T.C.'s check. 643 00:30:48,999 --> 00:30:50,125 Thanks. 644 00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:52,634 Well, l'll go see how George is doing with the accounts. 645 00:30:52,703 --> 00:30:55,297 l'll talk to George. You talk to Joy. 646 00:30:59,510 --> 00:31:02,638 Please, Higgins. l don't know how to tell her. 647 00:31:03,013 --> 00:31:05,038 You're really good with words. 648 00:31:07,417 --> 00:31:08,679 Oh, very well. 649 00:31:08,952 --> 00:31:11,352 Thanks, Higgins, thanks. l'll never forget. 650 00:31:11,421 --> 00:31:12,945 l owe you one for this. Thank you. 651 00:31:19,363 --> 00:31:20,557 Miss Kelly. 652 00:31:20,731 --> 00:31:21,720 Oh. 653 00:31:22,533 --> 00:31:24,194 Hi, Higgie, honey. 654 00:31:25,469 --> 00:31:26,629 Miss Kelly. 655 00:31:27,971 --> 00:31:29,996 l'm afraid l have some rather... 656 00:31:30,874 --> 00:31:32,705 disappointing news for you. 657 00:31:32,776 --> 00:31:34,403 l didn't get the raise? 658 00:31:34,478 --> 00:31:35,536 Raise? 659 00:31:35,612 --> 00:31:37,978 Ricky promised me a raise. 660 00:31:38,749 --> 00:31:40,011 l'm afraid.... 661 00:31:40,817 --> 00:31:43,445 How to soften the blow? l'm afraid you are... 662 00:31:44,788 --> 00:31:45,914 terminated. 663 00:31:46,623 --> 00:31:47,715 Terminated? 664 00:31:48,091 --> 00:31:50,150 Terminated? What do you mean terminated? 665 00:31:50,227 --> 00:31:53,060 We won't be needing you after tonight. 666 00:31:53,931 --> 00:31:55,728 What did l do wrong? 667 00:31:56,166 --> 00:31:58,657 ls it the material? You don't like the material? 668 00:31:58,735 --> 00:32:03,172 No, no. The material, your act is quite adequate. 669 00:32:03,540 --> 00:32:06,373 My piano playing. l knew l should have took piano lessons. 670 00:32:06,443 --> 00:32:08,604 No, no. lt isn't your piano playing. 671 00:32:08,679 --> 00:32:11,614 My costume. You don't like my costume? 672 00:32:11,915 --> 00:32:14,975 Well, perhaps the costume could be a touch more.... 673 00:32:15,152 --> 00:32:16,346 More what? 674 00:32:17,654 --> 00:32:18,848 Just more. 675 00:32:20,557 --> 00:32:21,888 Ricky. 676 00:32:22,326 --> 00:32:25,386 Forget it, Joy. lf Higgins says you're out, you're out. 677 00:32:26,463 --> 00:32:29,990 You can't fire me. l've never been fired in my whole life. 678 00:32:30,434 --> 00:32:31,696 l'll just quit. 679 00:32:31,768 --> 00:32:33,998 Please, Miss Kelly, try not to take it so hard. 680 00:32:34,071 --> 00:32:37,837 l'll make some phone calls, see if we can't place you at another club somewhere. 681 00:32:37,908 --> 00:32:38,897 Where? 682 00:32:39,810 --> 00:32:43,268 Well, l don't know. l do have a friend who owns a club on the Mainland. 683 00:32:43,347 --> 00:32:45,076 Vegas? No. 684 00:32:45,549 --> 00:32:48,313 Tahoe? Reno? Atlantic City? Where? 685 00:32:48,518 --> 00:32:49,576 Cleveland. 686 00:32:49,653 --> 00:32:50,984 (Porky) Freeze suckers. 687 00:32:51,254 --> 00:32:53,449 [gun clicking] Move it. Come on, move it. 688 00:32:53,523 --> 00:32:54,717 Move it, come on. 689 00:32:54,791 --> 00:32:55,917 You, too. 690 00:32:55,993 --> 00:32:57,221 [yelling] 691 00:32:58,462 --> 00:32:59,895 Oh, my God. 692 00:33:01,898 --> 00:33:03,388 (Higgins) I met the brigands' threats... 693 00:33:03,467 --> 00:33:04,798 with the aplomb and alacrity... 694 00:33:04,868 --> 00:33:07,894 that only a man of my considerable experience could summon up. 695 00:33:07,971 --> 00:33:09,199 I bided my time... 696 00:33:09,272 --> 00:33:11,832 picked the exact moment when they were most vulnerable... 697 00:33:11,908 --> 00:33:15,002 and nearly succeeded in resolving the situation right then and there. 698 00:33:15,078 --> 00:33:16,067 [yelling] 699 00:33:19,416 --> 00:33:20,576 Hold it! 700 00:33:21,952 --> 00:33:23,476 What's going on here? 701 00:33:24,588 --> 00:33:27,182 These blackguards made a foolish attempt to rob us. 702 00:33:27,257 --> 00:33:29,521 Fortunately, l have everything under control. 703 00:33:29,593 --> 00:33:31,060 Get them over here. 704 00:33:38,402 --> 00:33:39,767 l dare you. 705 00:33:39,836 --> 00:33:41,963 Don't push your luck, sucker. 706 00:33:42,039 --> 00:33:43,631 You aren't man enough to shoot. 707 00:33:44,041 --> 00:33:48,034 Only a craven coward would be pathetic enough to hide behind a pig mask. 708 00:33:48,278 --> 00:33:49,438 Coward. 709 00:33:49,513 --> 00:33:50,707 Cool it, or l'll-- 710 00:33:50,781 --> 00:33:54,774 Or you'll what? Take off that absurd disguise and shoot me like a man... 711 00:33:54,851 --> 00:33:56,113 if you dare. 712 00:33:56,319 --> 00:33:57,752 (Keoki) Everybody freeze! 713 00:33:59,322 --> 00:34:00,550 Oh, my! 714 00:34:04,995 --> 00:34:06,087 [Keoki groaning] 715 00:34:07,230 --> 00:34:09,323 T.C., go behind the bar and administer first aid. 716 00:34:09,399 --> 00:34:10,423 Yes, sir. 717 00:34:10,500 --> 00:34:13,663 Wait! Hey, Shorty, where's the bread? 718 00:34:14,638 --> 00:34:17,129 lt's in the office, Mr. Pig. l'll get it for you. 719 00:34:17,207 --> 00:34:18,196 Rick. 720 00:34:20,510 --> 00:34:21,977 l don't want to die. 721 00:34:22,679 --> 00:34:24,544 Come on, shrimp, let's get back there. 722 00:34:24,614 --> 00:34:27,412 Now, may T.C. look after our wounded comrade? 723 00:34:27,651 --> 00:34:29,380 Yeah, yeah. Go ahead. 724 00:34:36,827 --> 00:34:41,696 Gentlemen, and l use that term in its broadest possible sense. 725 00:34:42,866 --> 00:34:47,200 l must inform you that your only rational alternative to lengthy incarceration... 726 00:34:47,404 --> 00:34:49,599 is to quickly lay down your weapons. 727 00:34:49,940 --> 00:34:54,001 l will personally see to it that the prosecutors take into consideration... 728 00:34:54,077 --> 00:34:57,274 any mitigating circumstances which may have caused you to enter into this... 729 00:34:57,347 --> 00:34:59,941 utterly foolhardy and hopeless act. 730 00:35:00,150 --> 00:35:02,141 Now that your ringleader is away... 731 00:35:02,219 --> 00:35:04,619 and you have the opportunity to surrender... 732 00:35:04,688 --> 00:35:06,679 l implore you, do so. 733 00:35:08,058 --> 00:35:09,423 What do you say? 734 00:35:10,227 --> 00:35:11,694 Maybe he's got a point. 735 00:35:11,762 --> 00:35:13,923 Maybe we ought to just do as he says. 736 00:35:14,030 --> 00:35:15,224 l don't know. 737 00:35:16,266 --> 00:35:18,996 l better take him in the back and see what the boss says. 738 00:35:19,069 --> 00:35:20,229 Yeah, right. 739 00:35:20,437 --> 00:35:21,836 Let's go, please. 740 00:35:27,944 --> 00:35:29,138 [hissing] 741 00:35:29,312 --> 00:35:30,370 Sorry. 742 00:35:31,148 --> 00:35:32,410 After you, sir. 743 00:35:46,863 --> 00:35:48,353 Dispatch the Pig! 744 00:35:50,467 --> 00:35:51,491 [groaning] 745 00:35:51,568 --> 00:35:53,195 Hold it. That's enough. 746 00:35:53,670 --> 00:35:55,069 [groaning] 747 00:35:55,839 --> 00:35:58,330 (Porky) Nice try, Shorty. Now get on your feet. 748 00:35:59,276 --> 00:36:00,743 Oh, my nose. 749 00:36:01,077 --> 00:36:03,637 Come, come, man. Stiff upper lip and all that. 750 00:36:03,713 --> 00:36:04,737 [sniffling] 751 00:36:04,815 --> 00:36:06,510 l think l broke my nose. 752 00:36:06,683 --> 00:36:08,378 Don't crack in front of them. 753 00:36:08,451 --> 00:36:10,942 Stop crying, will you? Sit down. 754 00:36:14,324 --> 00:36:17,225 Go watch the others. l'll get the rest of the money. 755 00:36:21,565 --> 00:36:22,759 l think l've got a plan. 756 00:36:22,833 --> 00:36:24,198 Who cares? 757 00:36:24,267 --> 00:36:28,260 Just follow my lead and we'll trick them into leaving clues all over town. 758 00:36:29,206 --> 00:36:31,140 (T.C.) Higgins, you've got to stop them. 759 00:36:31,208 --> 00:36:33,836 They're gonna take hostages. You've got to do something. 760 00:36:33,910 --> 00:36:35,901 There's no need to take hostages. 761 00:36:36,246 --> 00:36:38,043 That would be a federal offense. 762 00:36:38,815 --> 00:36:40,442 Just take all the cash. 763 00:36:41,685 --> 00:36:46,088 And don't forget to take any negotiable securities that happen to be lying around. 764 00:36:46,923 --> 00:36:48,083 Like these. 765 00:36:48,158 --> 00:36:49,352 Give me those. 766 00:36:51,228 --> 00:36:54,686 Higgins, it's not like you to make a mistake. 767 00:36:55,265 --> 00:36:57,324 Those aren't negotiable bonds. 768 00:36:57,767 --> 00:36:59,029 (Porky) They are not? 769 00:36:59,202 --> 00:37:01,693 Hey, look, we are tired of your tricks. 770 00:37:02,706 --> 00:37:04,674 Go get the others and bring them in here. 771 00:37:04,741 --> 00:37:05,730 Okay. 772 00:37:05,809 --> 00:37:07,800 We'll tie them all up together. 773 00:37:08,211 --> 00:37:10,475 (Higgins) And so they tied us up... 774 00:37:10,614 --> 00:37:13,742 took Keoki with them as a hostage, and left us there. 775 00:37:14,417 --> 00:37:16,146 And that's the way it was. 776 00:37:16,419 --> 00:37:19,582 That's it? They tied you up and left you there? 777 00:37:20,657 --> 00:37:22,488 Yep. That's the way l remember it. 778 00:37:22,559 --> 00:37:23,685 Yeah, me, too. 779 00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:25,091 What kind of rope? Hemp. 780 00:37:25,161 --> 00:37:26,492 Nylon. Twine. 781 00:37:29,699 --> 00:37:32,259 l don't know, Magnum. They took me with them. 782 00:37:32,402 --> 00:37:34,233 Dumped me a few blocks away. 783 00:37:34,504 --> 00:37:37,166 l called the cops and came back as quick as l could. 784 00:37:37,240 --> 00:37:38,229 By that time-- 785 00:37:38,308 --> 00:37:39,798 Tanaka and his boys were here. 786 00:37:39,876 --> 00:37:41,571 (Higgins, Rick and T.C.) Right. 787 00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:47,572 So, that puts us right back where we started. 788 00:37:48,285 --> 00:37:50,981 No suspects, no nothing. 789 00:37:51,087 --> 00:37:53,078 Oh, we have suspects. 790 00:37:53,256 --> 00:37:55,486 You guys may not realize it... 791 00:37:55,759 --> 00:37:58,387 but you said some things that were very contradictory. 792 00:37:58,461 --> 00:38:01,760 l told you we shouldn't have started to talk about this in the first place. 793 00:38:01,831 --> 00:38:02,889 l didn't say nothing. 794 00:38:02,966 --> 00:38:03,990 Really, Magnum... 795 00:38:04,067 --> 00:38:06,934 l don't see how you can come up with any suspects out of that jumble. 796 00:38:07,003 --> 00:38:10,495 Well, there was Rosine, for instance. And George Wong. 797 00:38:10,573 --> 00:38:13,565 The three of you guys for that matter, and there's Keoki here. 798 00:38:13,643 --> 00:38:16,874 Keoki? Come on, Thomas, Keoki stood up to those guys. 799 00:38:16,947 --> 00:38:18,244 And the three of us? 800 00:38:18,315 --> 00:38:20,783 A good investigator never overlooks the obvious... 801 00:38:20,850 --> 00:38:23,683 and he never even gave me a chance to get to Joy Kelly. 802 00:38:23,753 --> 00:38:25,880 How do you come up with Joy Kelly? 803 00:38:26,222 --> 00:38:28,122 Those little inconsistencies. 804 00:38:28,925 --> 00:38:31,018 Now, it was closing time... 805 00:38:31,561 --> 00:38:34,189 and Joy was just finishing her last song: 806 00:38:34,264 --> 00:38:37,392 One For My Baby and One More For The Road. 807 00:38:37,500 --> 00:38:39,695 ♪ So set 'em up, Joe ♪ 808 00:38:40,570 --> 00:38:43,300 ♪ l've got a little story ♪ 809 00:38:43,373 --> 00:38:46,672 ♪ You ought to know ♪♪ 810 00:38:46,743 --> 00:38:49,371 (Rick) Wait a minute. She was singing Feelings. 811 00:38:49,579 --> 00:38:51,240 Yeah, he's right. 812 00:38:51,348 --> 00:38:53,339 l heard her. lt was kind of a soul version. 813 00:38:53,416 --> 00:38:56,044 Joy Kelly finishes her last set every night with... 814 00:38:56,119 --> 00:38:59,452 One For My Baby and One More For The Road. Everybody knows that. 815 00:38:59,522 --> 00:39:02,286 You're right. But l could've sworn she was singing Feelings. 816 00:39:02,359 --> 00:39:03,348 (T.C.) That's right. 817 00:39:03,426 --> 00:39:04,415 Oh, yeah? 818 00:39:06,062 --> 00:39:08,360 Why would she change her closing song? 819 00:39:08,431 --> 00:39:12,299 l have no idea why, but l can assure you that's what she was singing. 820 00:39:13,636 --> 00:39:14,694 (Rick) l've got it. 821 00:39:14,771 --> 00:39:17,399 She was signaling the robbers to tell them that the coast was clear. 822 00:39:17,474 --> 00:39:19,305 Thomas, you're brilliant. 823 00:39:19,376 --> 00:39:23,813 No. Someone named Spencer Nelson offered her $100 tip to sing Feelings. 824 00:39:24,481 --> 00:39:25,812 Who's Spencer Nelson? 825 00:39:25,882 --> 00:39:27,713 (Higgins) Cattle King from Wichita, Kansas... 826 00:39:27,784 --> 00:39:30,014 and a member of the Board of Directors of this Club. 827 00:39:30,086 --> 00:39:33,487 Here on his second honeymoon with his delightful wife, Glenda. 828 00:39:34,457 --> 00:39:37,984 Oh, yeah. The couple in the matching aloha outfit. 829 00:39:38,361 --> 00:39:40,886 So what if she didn't signal the robbers, Higgins. 830 00:39:40,964 --> 00:39:43,432 You have to admit, it was an inconsistency and there are others... 831 00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:46,162 and one of them is going to lead us to our inside man. 832 00:39:46,236 --> 00:39:47,328 Like what? 833 00:39:47,971 --> 00:39:50,838 Like, l'm starting to get the hang of this, Thomas. 834 00:39:52,275 --> 00:39:54,209 Like that lady that you were with. 835 00:39:54,277 --> 00:39:55,471 Yeah, what about her? 836 00:39:55,545 --> 00:39:58,981 Maybe she signaled the robbers when you got up to get her another drink. 837 00:39:59,049 --> 00:40:01,483 Yeah, well, maybe you'd like to think again, lizard lips. 838 00:40:01,551 --> 00:40:04,679 lt was my idea for us to meet here. l had to give her directions. 839 00:40:04,754 --> 00:40:07,621 She had never even heard of the King Kamehameha Club. 840 00:40:07,690 --> 00:40:10,250 Rick, when you went to the bar... 841 00:40:10,326 --> 00:40:12,226 you said Keoki answered the phone. 842 00:40:12,629 --> 00:40:15,257 Yeah. Mrs. Halloway called. 843 00:40:15,698 --> 00:40:18,792 Unless, it wasn't Mrs. Halloway calling at all. 844 00:40:18,868 --> 00:40:20,460 (T.C.) You think someone else called... 845 00:40:20,537 --> 00:40:22,767 as a ruse to get rid of the security guard? Yes. 846 00:40:22,839 --> 00:40:25,034 Who on earth would sound like Mrs. Halloway? 847 00:40:25,108 --> 00:40:27,906 We must ask Keoki if he recognized the voice. 848 00:40:28,678 --> 00:40:29,667 Rick? 849 00:40:29,813 --> 00:40:32,714 George Wong! lt's him! lt had to be him. 850 00:40:32,882 --> 00:40:35,146 He was as nervous as a ninth grader out on his first date. 851 00:40:35,218 --> 00:40:36,549 lt's Wong. Wrong. 852 00:40:36,619 --> 00:40:37,813 Look in all the excitement... 853 00:40:37,887 --> 00:40:39,912 l forgot that he put this piece of paper in this pad... 854 00:40:39,989 --> 00:40:41,354 right before the robbery. 855 00:40:42,959 --> 00:40:44,051 What does it say? 856 00:40:44,127 --> 00:40:47,927 Just the names of all the guys who were hiding behind the masks, that's all. 857 00:40:48,465 --> 00:40:49,762 Tell me those aren't names? 858 00:40:49,833 --> 00:40:51,698 Sam, Kirby, George Jr. 859 00:40:51,768 --> 00:40:54,965 George Wong's wife is expecting their first child at any moment. 860 00:40:55,038 --> 00:40:56,528 That's why he's nervous. 861 00:40:56,606 --> 00:40:59,302 Those are merely potential names for the child. 862 00:41:01,945 --> 00:41:04,243 Well, he still could be the inside man. 863 00:41:04,747 --> 00:41:05,736 Unless.... 864 00:41:07,484 --> 00:41:08,951 You don't think.... 865 00:41:15,291 --> 00:41:16,280 (Magnum) No. 866 00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:18,349 No. 867 00:41:20,363 --> 00:41:22,422 l've been looking at this all wrong. 868 00:41:22,499 --> 00:41:26,731 l've been looking at what was different in your stories instead of what was the same. 869 00:41:26,803 --> 00:41:29,397 Yes, there's no need to go through everything again, is there? 870 00:41:29,472 --> 00:41:32,566 No, not at all. Because the one thing that's exactly the same... 871 00:41:32,642 --> 00:41:37,045 in all your stories is what happened to your clothes. 872 00:41:37,347 --> 00:41:38,371 We didn't tell you that. 873 00:41:38,448 --> 00:41:39,472 l know. 874 00:41:39,549 --> 00:41:41,016 And we aren't going to. 875 00:41:41,084 --> 00:41:42,449 Oh, yes, you are. You have to. 876 00:41:42,519 --> 00:41:45,488 Because somehow, somewhere, in that piece of the story... 877 00:41:45,555 --> 00:41:49,719 that you all left out, is the clue that's going to lead us to our inside man. 878 00:41:53,029 --> 00:41:54,326 Come on, guys. 879 00:41:56,299 --> 00:41:57,630 Oh, very well. 880 00:41:57,901 --> 00:41:58,993 Higgins. 881 00:41:59,068 --> 00:42:01,434 He's not going to be satisfied until he's wormed it out of us. 882 00:42:01,504 --> 00:42:03,904 We might as well tell him what happened. 883 00:42:04,340 --> 00:42:06,240 You better not embellish on this, Higgins. 884 00:42:06,309 --> 00:42:07,435 l shan't. 885 00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:15,117 Apparently, there was one oversight that our bemasked captors had made. 886 00:42:15,752 --> 00:42:17,811 They neglected to bring any rope. 887 00:42:17,887 --> 00:42:20,219 So they brought all of the others into the room... 888 00:42:20,290 --> 00:42:22,520 ordered us to take our clothes off... 889 00:42:23,426 --> 00:42:26,657 and left us there in that utterly ignoble state. 890 00:42:32,368 --> 00:42:34,165 l hope you're satisfied. 891 00:42:34,370 --> 00:42:35,359 Not yet. 892 00:42:35,605 --> 00:42:37,698 l said take it all off. 893 00:42:38,408 --> 00:42:40,103 [all clamoring] 894 00:42:40,510 --> 00:42:41,807 (Porky) Shut up! 895 00:42:42,011 --> 00:42:44,809 Good God, man. You can't be serious. 896 00:42:45,048 --> 00:42:47,209 Do you realize what you're asking us to do? 897 00:42:47,283 --> 00:42:49,410 Have you no sense of human decency? 898 00:42:49,485 --> 00:42:51,385 Of compassion? Of morality? 899 00:42:51,788 --> 00:42:55,224 l, for one, will not meekly submit to this final degradation. 900 00:42:55,692 --> 00:42:57,250 l refuse. 901 00:43:05,702 --> 00:43:09,160 On the other hand, there's no sense in being foolish, is there? 902 00:43:11,975 --> 00:43:13,670 Now put them over there. 903 00:43:13,776 --> 00:43:15,175 [chuckling] 904 00:43:15,511 --> 00:43:19,174 Keoki, pick up their clothes on the way out. 905 00:43:19,983 --> 00:43:21,143 Bring them with you. 906 00:43:21,217 --> 00:43:22,878 (Magnum) Wait a minute. Stop! 907 00:43:22,952 --> 00:43:24,010 (Higgins) What? 908 00:43:24,087 --> 00:43:26,385 Go back a little bit. What did he say? 909 00:43:26,956 --> 00:43:30,414 He said, ''Keoki, you pick up their clothes and bring them with you.'' 910 00:43:30,493 --> 00:43:32,688 Are you sure that's exactly what he said? Yes. 911 00:43:32,762 --> 00:43:34,992 ''Keoki, you pick up their clothes and bring them with you.'' 912 00:43:35,064 --> 00:43:36,053 Yes. 913 00:43:38,668 --> 00:43:40,397 How did Porky know his name? 914 00:43:40,770 --> 00:43:42,067 Oh, so what? 915 00:43:42,772 --> 00:43:44,535 You're way off base this time, Thomas. 916 00:43:44,607 --> 00:43:45,767 l don't think so. 917 00:43:47,043 --> 00:43:49,705 lt couldn't have been Keoki. l mean, they knocked him out cold. 918 00:43:49,779 --> 00:43:50,871 Unless they didn't. 919 00:43:50,947 --> 00:43:52,141 No, l saw him. 920 00:43:52,649 --> 00:43:54,480 You also saw something else. 921 00:44:03,293 --> 00:44:04,624 This makeup kit. 922 00:44:04,794 --> 00:44:06,386 (Keoki) That's Joy's. 923 00:44:08,598 --> 00:44:09,656 Or yours. 924 00:44:10,366 --> 00:44:11,890 ls that really a black eye, Keoki... 925 00:44:11,968 --> 00:44:14,027 or just a real good make up job? 926 00:44:15,505 --> 00:44:16,631 Nobody move. 927 00:44:17,507 --> 00:44:20,965 Keoki, how could you do this? l hired you. 928 00:44:21,978 --> 00:44:24,378 Hey, man, l thought we were your friends. 929 00:44:26,249 --> 00:44:27,375 Hand my gun over. 930 00:44:27,450 --> 00:44:28,849 Hey, don't move any closer. 931 00:44:28,918 --> 00:44:31,216 l don't want to have to hurt you guys. 932 00:44:31,788 --> 00:44:34,279 You've been with the Club all these years. 933 00:44:34,924 --> 00:44:37,392 You started out as a janitor, busboy... 934 00:44:37,627 --> 00:44:39,322 worked your way up to desserts... 935 00:44:39,395 --> 00:44:41,488 salads, waiter, head bartender. 936 00:44:41,964 --> 00:44:43,989 l don't understand. Why? 937 00:44:44,934 --> 00:44:47,368 Why would you do such a heinous thing? 938 00:44:48,237 --> 00:44:49,363 Why? 939 00:44:51,441 --> 00:44:52,908 l needed the money. 940 00:44:55,678 --> 00:44:56,667 Keoki... 941 00:44:58,081 --> 00:44:59,446 give me the gun. 942 00:45:11,894 --> 00:45:13,885 Nice going, Magnum. 943 00:45:14,764 --> 00:45:16,322 (Higgins) Astonishing. 944 00:45:17,667 --> 00:45:18,929 (T.C.) Wait a second. 945 00:45:19,235 --> 00:45:23,137 You just happened to drop in at the exact right moment to hear all of this? 946 00:45:24,707 --> 00:45:28,006 He didn't just happened to drop in, T.C. 947 00:45:28,077 --> 00:45:30,375 He knew that it was only a matter of time... 948 00:45:30,446 --> 00:45:33,472 before l figured out the true identity of the inside man. 949 00:45:33,549 --> 00:45:35,813 So, naturally, he was standing by to pick him up. 950 00:45:35,885 --> 00:45:37,147 (Tanaka) Not exactly. 951 00:45:37,487 --> 00:45:40,183 l kind of felt bad for you holding the bag. 952 00:45:40,323 --> 00:45:44,487 So l had the boys drop me off to give you the final score of the Tigers game. 953 00:45:45,061 --> 00:45:47,359 Tigers, six to five. 954 00:45:47,897 --> 00:45:49,125 [chuckles] 955 00:45:52,668 --> 00:45:55,193 Naturally, as a member of the Board of Directors... 956 00:45:55,271 --> 00:45:58,638 l felt it was incumbent upon me to stay until every possible clue... 957 00:45:58,708 --> 00:46:00,232 had been thoroughly examined. 958 00:46:00,309 --> 00:46:01,367 (Rick) Actually, l was responsible... 959 00:46:01,444 --> 00:46:02,536 for the really important stuff. 960 00:46:03,613 --> 00:46:04,602 Thank you. 961 00:46:05,448 --> 00:46:08,679 Well, Keoki gave us the names of the three men in masks... 962 00:46:08,851 --> 00:46:10,910 and signed a complete confession. 963 00:46:10,987 --> 00:46:13,251 Seems like he had a real gambling problem. 964 00:46:13,423 --> 00:46:14,981 Was in way over his head. 965 00:46:15,057 --> 00:46:19,084 Guy he was into threatened his family, then gave him an out. 966 00:46:19,262 --> 00:46:20,286 The robbery. 967 00:46:20,363 --> 00:46:21,352 Yeah. 968 00:46:21,431 --> 00:46:22,557 Funny thing is... 969 00:46:22,632 --> 00:46:26,830 the bet he placed on tonight's Tigers game would've pulled him out. 970 00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:31,732 You should have heard them out there... 971 00:46:31,808 --> 00:46:34,402 both trying to take credit for having solving this thing. 972 00:46:34,477 --> 00:46:36,809 Don't worry, Thomas. l gave a complete statement to the press. 973 00:46:36,879 --> 00:46:38,779 Complete perhaps, hardly accurate. 974 00:46:38,848 --> 00:46:42,215 Don't worry, Higgins. l won't tell anybody you made stuff up. 975 00:46:42,718 --> 00:46:44,743 Well, l guess that's about all we can do here. 976 00:46:44,821 --> 00:46:47,016 lt's time for everyone to go home and get some shut eye. 977 00:46:47,089 --> 00:46:48,283 We could sure all use it. 978 00:46:48,357 --> 00:46:49,881 Wait a minute. Come on guys, l mean. 979 00:46:49,959 --> 00:46:53,087 So what if the robbers made you take off your clothes. 980 00:46:53,162 --> 00:46:55,289 l mean, why all the secrecy? 981 00:46:55,364 --> 00:46:57,093 l can't see why you wouldn't tell me that. 982 00:46:57,166 --> 00:46:58,155 We did tell you. 983 00:46:58,267 --> 00:47:00,531 Well yeah, but after l practically dragged it out of you. 984 00:47:00,603 --> 00:47:03,572 lt's like the three of you had some sort of pact of secrecy... 985 00:47:03,639 --> 00:47:06,665 not to tell me the end of the story. What's the big deal? 986 00:47:06,742 --> 00:47:09,768 The big deal is that that's not the end of the story. 987 00:47:09,979 --> 00:47:12,038 Oh. What's the end of the story? 988 00:47:12,482 --> 00:47:15,645 Thomas, you've already solved the crime. Forget the rest. 989 00:47:15,785 --> 00:47:17,150 Yeah, what's the end of the story? 990 00:47:17,220 --> 00:47:19,381 l believe l could sleep for 48 hours straight. 991 00:47:19,455 --> 00:47:20,649 Can l give anyone a lift? 992 00:47:20,723 --> 00:47:22,884 No thanks, l got the Vanagon outside. Bye. 993 00:47:22,959 --> 00:47:24,893 What's the end of the story? 994 00:47:24,961 --> 00:47:29,022 Hey, forget the end of that story. lt's history. 995 00:47:30,299 --> 00:47:32,494 Magnum, put on a pot of coffee. 996 00:47:32,869 --> 00:47:34,803 We may have a murder to solve.