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Now, I'm telling you,
our pal is in trouble.
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This lady can be fatal.
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It's as if our lives
are to be intermeshed,
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and there's nothing
I can do about it.
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You're falling in love.
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I will!
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Higgins, are you
up to something?
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I am.
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She's in danger.
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Nice doggies.
You wanna be friends?
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You're not
frightening me, Deirdre.
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I'm not trying to,
sister darling.
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Yes, you are.
You always are.
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From as far back
as I can remember.
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Only this time,
I won't let you.
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Deirdre!
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You're insane.
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Oh, that's your bag,
little one, not mine.
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Stop calling me that.
Being 15 minutes older than me
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doesn't give you the right
to treat me like a child.
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Who told you that,
dear Dr. Bernard?
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I'll have to set him straight.
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You stay away from Ted.
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Would if I could.
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Please, just this once,
don't interfere.
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Someone has to protect you.
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You're very naive
where men are concerned.
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You tend to believe anything
they whisper in your ear.
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I love Ted,
and I believe he loves me.
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You see, you're already
confusing love with lust.
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I know the difference.
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I don't think so.
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Otherwise, the dear doctor
would be sleeping with you
instead of with me.
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It happened at 0400.
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From the middle of a deep,
dreamless sleep,
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I sat stark upright in bed
with an overwhelming feeling
of anticipation.
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Someone was coming. A woman.
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I didn't know who or why.
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All I could do was hope.
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Michelle?
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No.
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I'm sorry. You're obviously
expecting someone else.
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It's okay.
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Are you sure?
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If you're waiting for someone,
I can come back another time.
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No. No, you're the one
I was waiting for.
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Pardon me?
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Well, I mean, I was sort
of expecting someone else,
but it's okay, Miss...
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Dupres. Diane Dupres.
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Thomas Magnum.
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But then, you'd know that
if you came here to see me,
wouldn't you?
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Yes.
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Would you like to talk
in the shade?
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Oh, please.
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T. C: What's a five-letter
word for "deadly"?
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Women.
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Come on.
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Okay, woman,
especially that one.
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T. C: Looks like
a class act to me.
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That's what
makes her deadly.
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You know how Thomas
falls for class acts.
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Yeah, his last date was
that lady mud wrassler
from the swamp.
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That was just a date.
This is the type
that he gets in trouble with.
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You know what
the funniest part
was, though?
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She stood behind
that palm tree
for, like, 30 minutes
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and just watched him.
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Maybe she's a little
nervous about hiring
a private investigator.
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I guess. But she still
gives me the willies.
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Now, I'm telling you,
our pal is in trouble.
This lady can be fatal.
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Fatal? Hey, thanks!
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Sure.
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What?
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I can't believe
I'm doing this.
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People who want to hire
a private investigator
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usually feel a little
foolish doing it.
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They do?
Mmm-hmm.
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Well, obviously not
if they're meeting you.
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You have a very nice
bedside manner.
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I mean,
you really make...
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You really put me at ease
and doctors have to
do the same thing.
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God, I'm so embarrassed.
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It's okay. I do the same
sort of thing all the time.
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You do?
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Yeah. Just ask my friends.
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Still, what you
must think. I...
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I think you're
a very attractive woman
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who is a bit nervous
about hiring me.
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Thanks, Rosine.
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Still, I may not need you.
I may just be paranoid.
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Well, people who think
they may just be paranoid
usually aren't.
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Well, these things
have been happening.
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What things?
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Well, little things.
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I feel as if
I'm being followed
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and I hear footsteps,
but I turn and no one's there.
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What else?
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I think someone shot at me.
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My family has a home
up above Punchbowl,
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at the end of Old Pali Road.
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The old Burger Estate?
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Yes. You know it?
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Well, I know of it.
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And someone
shot at you there?
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Well, I was watching
the sunset one evening,
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and a floodlight near me
just shattered.
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Well, the gardener said that
that happens sometimes
when the sprinklers are on,
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but I really feel
that I heard a shot.
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I come from
a very wealthy family.
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We own Dupres Fabrics.
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Yeah, I've heard
of the company.
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Then perhaps you've heard
of my twin sister and I.
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We were kidnapped
when we were five
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and ransomed
for a million dollars.
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Well, yeah, I vaguely recall
hearing something about that.
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I mean, it was
a long time ago.
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That must have been
very traumatic for you.
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I don't remember.
The doctors tell me
I've blocked it out,
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but Deirdre remembers.
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She's always been
much better at coping than I.
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Well, four months ago
we had a rather nasty
auto accident.
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It's a miracle
either of us survived.
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We were having a row over...
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Well, it was all my fault,
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and when I was released
from the hospital,
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I just didn't want to deal
with Deirdre's accusations,
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so I flew out here
for a while
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to get some sun
and put some perspective
in my life.
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That's when those things
began to happen.
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Oh.
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I've kept a diary.
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Ever since the kidnapping,
Daddy made us write down
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anything that was even
remotely suspicious
during the day.
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You'll find everything
I've done on the island
in there.
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Why'd you come to me?
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Well, you're
a private investigator.
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Yeah, I know. There are
37 private investigators
in the Honolulu phone book.
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Why me?
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You're right. I looked
through the phone book
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and I just didn't know
who to call.
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And then I saw your name
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and I just felt you were
meant to help me.
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Excuse me.
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T. C: Has she set the hook
or is she still trolling?
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Lxnay, ixnay.
145
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Amazing.
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00:10:10,773 --> 00:10:14,869
L-X-N-A-Y. Lxnay.
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You are in big,
big trouble.
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What?
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00:10:19,215 --> 00:10:21,945
Orville here seems to think
you're falling madly in love.
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Don't be silly.
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She is interesting,
though.
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I knew it.
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Knew what?
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That Thomas has
fallen in love.
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Wonderful.
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Don't pay any attention...
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What did you say?
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I said wonderful.
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Perhaps you can invite
the young lady over
for tea some afternoon.
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I'd like to make
her acquaintance.
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She must be quite special.
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Are you all right,
Higgie baby?
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Fit as a fiddle,
as Nero said.
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You been
drinking, Higgins?
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No, but it's a capital idea.
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In fact, I'd like to buy
all of you a drink.
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Rosine.
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00:11:00,456 --> 00:11:01,548
Okay.
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00:11:02,558 --> 00:11:04,253
Higgins, are you
up to something?
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00:11:04,327 --> 00:11:07,922
Well, as a matter of fact,
I am.
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Aha.
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I have decided to marry.
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Agatha finally got to you?
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Agatha?
Oh, good heavens, no.
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00:11:21,010 --> 00:11:23,069
I'm betrothed
to Lady Ashley.
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Who?
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Lady Ashley.
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Surely you chaps have
heard me speak of her.
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We were engaged
when I shipped off
to North Africa with Monty.
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Well, I was gone
a long time.
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Four years, actually.
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And when I returned,
she had married Lord Ashley.
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She's the one built like
the Prince Albert Memorial.
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Magnum, please,
we're speaking
of my future wife.
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00:11:48,471 --> 00:11:50,098
Well, what happened
to Lord Ashley?
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A bit of underdone potato.
187
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He choked to death.
188
00:11:55,077 --> 00:11:56,908
Actually, I suppose
it was to be expected.
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He always did wolf
his food down like a cretin.
190
00:12:00,249 --> 00:12:04,515
Anyway, when I heard,
I wrote to Lady Ashley
at once to console her.
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One letter led to another,
I proposed, and she accepted.
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Well, that's great.
Just great.
193
00:12:11,794 --> 00:12:14,319
Yeah, that is great.
That calls for
a bachelor party.
194
00:12:14,397 --> 00:12:16,797
Well, that's terribly
thoughtful of you, Rick.
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A bachelor dinner
would be quite delightful.
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Good food, a nice claret,
just you chaps
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and the lads, of course.
198
00:12:25,374 --> 00:12:27,535
That ain't the kind of party
I had in mind.
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Higgins,
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let me be the first
to propose a toast.
201
00:12:31,414 --> 00:12:33,006
T. C: Hey, hear, hear.
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00:12:35,484 --> 00:12:36,781
What is it, Magnum?
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She's in danger.
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00:13:40,816 --> 00:13:42,374
Don't move till I tell you.
205
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I'm gonna distract them
206
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and when I say, "Now,"
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you just edge slowly
towards the door.
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00:13:51,894 --> 00:13:53,862
Hi, guys.
Here, doggies.
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00:13:55,631 --> 00:13:56,689
Now.
210
00:14:01,003 --> 00:14:02,664
Hi, dogs.
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00:14:02,738 --> 00:14:04,865
Hey, come on.
No, you wouldn't like me.
212
00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:06,635
Just ask Zeus and Apollo.
213
00:14:12,715 --> 00:14:14,808
Can you hurry up
just a little bit, please?
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00:14:15,918 --> 00:14:17,112
I'm in.
215
00:14:19,688 --> 00:14:21,451
Nice doggies.
Wanna be friends?
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00:14:52,288 --> 00:14:53,448
This is nothing.
217
00:14:53,923 --> 00:14:56,983
I was hunting up in Utah,
must've been '68, '69.
218
00:14:57,660 --> 00:15:00,356
A pack of wild dogs
brought down a deer hunter.
219
00:15:00,429 --> 00:15:02,624
His right leg was nearly
chewed off at the knee.
220
00:15:02,698 --> 00:15:03,995
But that wasn't
the worst part.
221
00:15:04,066 --> 00:15:05,226
Doc.
Huh?
222
00:15:05,301 --> 00:15:06,996
Could we change
the subject?
223
00:15:07,069 --> 00:15:08,229
Oh, yeah. Sure.
224
00:15:09,205 --> 00:15:11,400
You're gonna have to stay
out of the water for a while.
225
00:15:11,474 --> 00:15:12,566
Of course.
226
00:15:12,641 --> 00:15:14,506
I don't want you to
get a staph infection.
227
00:15:14,577 --> 00:15:18,843
I had a kid once who got
so infected his leg swelled up
to the size of a ripe melon.
228
00:15:18,914 --> 00:15:20,609
I had to take a probe,
you know, and...
229
00:15:20,683 --> 00:15:21,911
Doc!
Huh?
230
00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:28,378
Just a few more of these
and the worst will be over
until tomorrow.
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00:15:28,991 --> 00:15:30,015
Tomorrow?
232
00:15:30,092 --> 00:15:31,821
It won't really hurt
until then.
233
00:15:32,294 --> 00:15:34,091
It hurts like hell now.
234
00:15:34,830 --> 00:15:36,092
Wait until tomorrow.
235
00:15:42,171 --> 00:15:44,002
I wasn't sure
of the sizes.
236
00:15:50,312 --> 00:15:52,439
I'm just gonna wait outside.
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00:15:56,719 --> 00:15:59,916
Funny, isn't it,
how squeamish women can be
about a few stitches?
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00:16:00,856 --> 00:16:02,585
You say
she shot both dogs?
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00:16:03,359 --> 00:16:04,553
Saved my life.
240
00:16:04,994 --> 00:16:06,325
Doesn't seem the type.
241
00:16:10,466 --> 00:16:12,764
According to the police,
the dogs attacked a couple
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00:16:12,835 --> 00:16:15,963
less than a mile from Diane's
earlier in the day.
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00:16:16,205 --> 00:16:18,264
The attack on us appeared
to be nothing more than
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00:16:18,340 --> 00:16:20,968
being in the wrong place
at the wrong time.
245
00:16:21,043 --> 00:16:22,943
But something strange
was happening,
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00:16:23,012 --> 00:16:25,207
something I couldn't explain.
247
00:16:26,215 --> 00:16:28,410
You handled that.38
like a pro today.
248
00:16:29,251 --> 00:16:32,049
Father made us
take shooting lessons
as we grew up.
249
00:16:32,421 --> 00:16:34,889
I haven't fired
a gun in years.
250
00:16:35,357 --> 00:16:37,951
I never really was
much of a marksman.
251
00:16:40,829 --> 00:16:43,263
Deirdre was always
the crack shot.
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00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:45,760
Not today.
253
00:16:47,636 --> 00:16:50,161
Well, to my latent talents.
254
00:16:52,608 --> 00:16:53,666
Pardon?
255
00:16:54,176 --> 00:16:55,404
Shooting the gun.
256
00:16:56,178 --> 00:16:57,167
Oh.
257
00:17:08,691 --> 00:17:11,319
Do you really think
that attack today
was an accident?
258
00:17:14,029 --> 00:17:15,291
Probably.
259
00:17:16,398 --> 00:17:18,161
Maybe I am paranoid.
260
00:17:18,534 --> 00:17:21,526
Look, no offense,
but kidnapped at five,
261
00:17:21,604 --> 00:17:23,799
a father who makes you
take shooting lessons
262
00:17:23,872 --> 00:17:26,534
and keep a daily diary
of suspicious persons.
263
00:17:26,609 --> 00:17:29,669
Well, I'd say it'd be amazing
if you and your sister
weren't paranoid.
264
00:17:30,346 --> 00:17:31,870
Deirdre's not paranoid.
265
00:17:32,748 --> 00:17:34,113
Tell me more about her.
266
00:17:35,684 --> 00:17:37,117
What do you want
to know?
267
00:17:39,388 --> 00:17:41,515
Well, have things been
happening to her?
268
00:17:43,158 --> 00:17:46,594
I haven't spoken to Deirdre
since I left the hospital.
269
00:17:48,130 --> 00:17:49,461
Is that usual?
270
00:17:50,833 --> 00:17:53,893
We may be identical twins,
but we're not alike.
271
00:17:54,737 --> 00:17:58,104
We never dressed alike,
thought alike
272
00:17:58,574 --> 00:17:59,802
or felt alike.
273
00:18:01,243 --> 00:18:04,906
Deirdre smokes, I don't.
She's left-handed, I'm right.
274
00:18:05,648 --> 00:18:08,082
She's aggressive, outgoing.
275
00:18:08,884 --> 00:18:09,942
Sexy.
276
00:18:10,386 --> 00:18:12,445
Well, being sexy
isn't everything.
277
00:18:12,888 --> 00:18:14,788
Well, not that
you're not sexy.
278
00:18:15,324 --> 00:18:17,155
I mean, I personally
find you very sexy,
279
00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:20,525
but not in
an overt way, just...
280
00:18:20,763 --> 00:18:23,493
You sure know how to put
your foot in it like I do.
281
00:18:24,299 --> 00:18:25,527
I told you.
282
00:18:26,602 --> 00:18:28,593
Look,
283
00:18:30,539 --> 00:18:33,997
I will read
your diary tonight
284
00:18:34,276 --> 00:18:36,301
and I'll call you
in the morning.
285
00:18:36,378 --> 00:18:38,107
Breakfast at the club?
286
00:18:38,380 --> 00:18:39,870
I'd like that.
287
00:18:40,349 --> 00:18:42,249
You know how to reach me
if you need me?
288
00:18:42,317 --> 00:18:43,375
Yes.
289
00:18:58,434 --> 00:18:59,662
Diane.
290
00:19:02,805 --> 00:19:04,466
I knew you were
coming today.
291
00:19:04,907 --> 00:19:05,999
What?
292
00:19:06,542 --> 00:19:08,942
I woke up
in the middle of the night
293
00:19:09,011 --> 00:19:11,980
feeling that someone important
was about to enter my life.
294
00:19:12,915 --> 00:19:14,542
I think it's you.
295
00:19:16,652 --> 00:19:19,280
I just had to tell you that.
Good night.
296
00:19:36,071 --> 00:19:38,972
Rule number one
in the Private
Investigator's Manual.
297
00:19:39,041 --> 00:19:41,566
Never get involved
with female clients.
298
00:19:41,643 --> 00:19:44,703
Rule number two.
Never break rule number one.
299
00:19:45,881 --> 00:19:50,113
I was about to shatter both,
and to be honest,
I couldn't have cared less.
300
00:20:21,850 --> 00:20:23,818
Higgins, I'm in trouble.
301
00:20:25,788 --> 00:20:27,756
Admitting one is
mentally disturbed
302
00:20:27,823 --> 00:20:30,291
is the first step
toward recovery.
303
00:20:32,361 --> 00:20:34,226
Good God, what happened?
304
00:20:35,197 --> 00:20:37,893
I was attacked
by a pair of dogs.
305
00:20:38,834 --> 00:20:40,267
Not the lads?
306
00:20:40,569 --> 00:20:41,934
Not this time.
307
00:20:42,070 --> 00:20:43,128
Hi, guys.
308
00:20:46,675 --> 00:20:50,736
Does this have something to do
with your bizarre behavior
at the club this afternoon?
309
00:20:51,513 --> 00:20:53,879
Higgins, I knew
Diane was in trouble.
310
00:20:53,949 --> 00:20:55,075
Diane?
311
00:20:55,150 --> 00:20:57,550
Oh, I'm sorry.
She's a client.
312
00:20:59,621 --> 00:21:03,250
Well, actually she's more
than just a client.
313
00:21:04,626 --> 00:21:05,786
An old friend?
314
00:21:05,861 --> 00:21:07,852
No, I just met her today.
315
00:21:11,867 --> 00:21:14,961
Higgins, I woke up
this morning
316
00:21:15,737 --> 00:21:19,434
sensing a woman was going to
dramatically affect my life,
317
00:21:19,508 --> 00:21:21,305
and then I met Diane.
318
00:21:21,577 --> 00:21:23,943
Forgive me, Magnum,
but you are always
meeting women
319
00:21:24,012 --> 00:21:26,378
who seem to dramatically
affect your life.
320
00:21:26,448 --> 00:21:29,542
You apparently hold
some attraction for them
that I can't quite fathom,
321
00:21:29,618 --> 00:21:32,018
other than the obvious
primitive, animalistic...
322
00:21:32,087 --> 00:21:34,555
Higgins, I ran
out of the club
323
00:21:34,623 --> 00:21:37,421
because I suddenly felt
she was in danger.
324
00:21:37,492 --> 00:21:39,585
So I drove to her house,
and there she was,
325
00:21:39,661 --> 00:21:42,755
about to be attacked
by a couple of rottweilers.
326
00:21:44,099 --> 00:21:46,226
Rotts can be bloody vicious.
327
00:21:48,570 --> 00:21:51,437
I feel like
John Garfield, Higgins.
328
00:21:51,907 --> 00:21:54,205
You know, in some kind
of '40s movie.
329
00:21:54,276 --> 00:21:58,406
It's as if our lives
are to be intermeshed,
330
00:21:59,248 --> 00:22:01,716
and there's nothing
I can do about it.
331
00:22:02,384 --> 00:22:04,045
You're falling in love.
332
00:22:04,119 --> 00:22:05,643
I just met her.
333
00:22:05,721 --> 00:22:08,781
Well, it happens
that way sometimes
if you're lucky.
334
00:22:09,391 --> 00:22:13,350
I'll never forget
the day I met Elizabeth.
Lady Ashley.
335
00:22:16,298 --> 00:22:17,560
She's very pretty.
336
00:22:17,633 --> 00:22:19,032
Yes, quite.
337
00:22:19,668 --> 00:22:22,466
The regiment had been
posted to London that year,
338
00:22:22,537 --> 00:22:24,334
and even though
I was only a corporal,
339
00:22:24,406 --> 00:22:26,374
I had a magnificent jumper
named Wellington.
340
00:22:26,441 --> 00:22:29,376
Sixteen hands high,
black as Manchester coal.
341
00:22:29,511 --> 00:22:31,638
One morning I was
working him in Hyde Park
342
00:22:31,713 --> 00:22:34,944
when a runaway mare
came charging out
of Kensington Gardens.
343
00:22:35,384 --> 00:22:37,944
I managed to stop her
by the reflecting pond.
344
00:22:38,020 --> 00:22:40,147
You know, where the geese
usually gather.
345
00:22:40,222 --> 00:22:41,382
No.
346
00:22:41,456 --> 00:22:42,650
Well, it doesn't matter.
347
00:22:42,724 --> 00:22:46,490
The point is that when
I reined in the mare and got
my first look at Elizabeth,
348
00:22:46,561 --> 00:22:50,964
I swear to you, Magnum,
that I knew that someday
she'd be my wife.
349
00:22:54,670 --> 00:22:57,537
Higgins, you're a romantic.
350
00:22:59,741 --> 00:23:01,299
Yes, I suppose I am.
351
00:23:02,544 --> 00:23:03,738
But so are you,
352
00:23:03,812 --> 00:23:05,370
which is why
you shouldn't be shocked
353
00:23:05,447 --> 00:23:07,176
that you're falling in love
with someone you've just met.
354
00:23:07,249 --> 00:23:08,773
I am not in love with her,
355
00:23:12,521 --> 00:23:14,045
but I'm afraid I could be.
356
00:23:15,424 --> 00:23:17,756
Why is that so terrifying?
357
00:23:18,460 --> 00:23:20,724
Something tells me
it'll end up like Michelle.
358
00:23:20,829 --> 00:23:22,091
Ah.
359
00:23:22,898 --> 00:23:24,866
Now we come
to the crux of it.
360
00:23:26,501 --> 00:23:29,299
You're afraid of
falling in love with her
361
00:23:29,604 --> 00:23:31,595
because someday
you might lose her.
362
00:23:32,407 --> 00:23:35,001
One Michelle
in a lifetime is enough.
363
00:23:35,677 --> 00:23:38,737
But what if Diane is
not another Michelle?
364
00:23:39,448 --> 00:23:40,779
What if she is?
365
00:23:42,451 --> 00:23:44,885
Magnum,
it's a terribly old cliché,
366
00:23:45,554 --> 00:23:47,988
but it is better
to have loved and lost
367
00:23:48,056 --> 00:23:49,853
than never to have
loved at all.
368
00:23:53,028 --> 00:23:54,495
No, it's not.
369
00:24:19,054 --> 00:24:21,682
I could always count on
Doc Ibold's medical opinions
370
00:24:21,757 --> 00:24:24,453
being pretty close to
right on the nose.
371
00:24:25,293 --> 00:24:26,521
Damn it.
372
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,525
It took me half an hour
just to make it
to the tidal pool,
373
00:24:34,603 --> 00:24:37,834
another half
before the saltwater
began to ease the pain.
374
00:24:37,906 --> 00:24:40,773
I know, I was supposed
to stay out of the water,
375
00:24:40,842 --> 00:24:43,208
but I've always been
able to think clearly
when swimming,
376
00:24:43,278 --> 00:24:46,714
and right now, that was
more important to me
than any risk of infection.
377
00:24:47,215 --> 00:24:51,584
I had to decide if I was
going to walk away from Diane
before it was too late,
378
00:24:51,653 --> 00:24:53,245
before the curve of her neck
379
00:24:53,321 --> 00:24:55,448
or the look in her eyes
hooked me.
380
00:24:55,524 --> 00:24:58,618
And then I realized
it was already too late.
381
00:24:59,161 --> 00:25:02,494
She'd stirred feelings
I thought were dead
and gone forever.
382
00:25:02,564 --> 00:25:04,998
There's only one thing
you can do when that happens.
383
00:25:05,067 --> 00:25:07,126
T.C. ON HEADSET: Go for it.
That's my motto.
384
00:25:08,103 --> 00:25:09,934
That's what chopper flying
is all about.
385
00:25:10,005 --> 00:25:11,097
Getting down and dirty.
386
00:25:12,541 --> 00:25:14,338
Or, in this case,
the water.
387
00:25:20,782 --> 00:25:22,079
T.C.?
Yo.
388
00:25:22,150 --> 00:25:23,640
Can you
take it up a bit?
389
00:25:24,553 --> 00:25:26,885
Oh! Yeah. Sure.
390
00:25:27,722 --> 00:25:29,656
View's better
from higher up anyway.
391
00:25:32,127 --> 00:25:34,186
I didn't mean
to spoil your fun.
392
00:25:34,763 --> 00:25:36,628
What fun?
I was terrified.
393
00:25:36,698 --> 00:25:37,960
Sure you were.
394
00:25:38,033 --> 00:25:41,127
I was. Flying that low
terrifies me. Right, T.C.?
395
00:25:41,303 --> 00:25:45,364
Boy's a flying chicken.
Drop below 50 feet
and he white-knuckles.
396
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:49,706
I've seen babies in diapers
and old ladies in bifocals
less afraid than he is.
397
00:25:51,012 --> 00:25:53,207
In fact, when we were
back in Vietnam,
398
00:25:53,281 --> 00:25:56,842
we had to blindfold him
when we were going
on the deck.
399
00:25:56,918 --> 00:25:59,648
In fact,
one time outside of Da Nang
when we were flying low...
400
00:25:59,721 --> 00:26:02,554
T.C., I don't think
she's buying it.
401
00:26:03,058 --> 00:26:04,650
Yes, she is.
402
00:26:09,297 --> 00:26:10,423
Look.
403
00:26:11,666 --> 00:26:13,156
How'd he get way out there?
404
00:26:13,869 --> 00:26:15,336
T. C: Walked.
405
00:26:15,871 --> 00:26:17,463
He's a fisherman.
406
00:26:17,539 --> 00:26:22,408
He knows those coral paths
the same way a farmer knows
the mountain trails.
407
00:26:23,678 --> 00:26:27,205
I thought the locals
on this side of the island
were all fishermen.
408
00:26:27,716 --> 00:26:28,944
Nah.
409
00:26:29,651 --> 00:26:31,118
See that road over there?
410
00:26:31,853 --> 00:26:36,620
An old kahuna told me once
that that determines
who or what you are.
411
00:26:37,225 --> 00:26:42,128
He said that if you lived
on the makai or ocean side,
you were a fisherman.
412
00:26:42,197 --> 00:26:46,429
But if you were on
the mauka or mountain side,
you were a farmer.
413
00:26:47,502 --> 00:26:51,302
Your work, social status,
how you think and act
414
00:26:51,740 --> 00:26:55,176
would all be determined
by which side of that road
you lived on.
415
00:26:58,046 --> 00:27:00,981
I sure wish we could all
have roads like that.
416
00:27:01,049 --> 00:27:02,949
Why would you want one?
417
00:27:03,952 --> 00:27:06,147
To know who I was
and what I had to do.
418
00:27:35,183 --> 00:27:36,548
Thank you very much.
419
00:27:39,988 --> 00:27:42,218
Yoo-hoo! Jonathan!
420
00:27:44,125 --> 00:27:45,558
Good morning, Agatha.
421
00:27:46,628 --> 00:27:50,428
What a wonderful idea.
Leis for the finalists.
422
00:27:50,899 --> 00:27:52,059
Finalists?
423
00:27:52,133 --> 00:27:54,101
In the piano competition,
424
00:27:54,169 --> 00:27:56,933
honoring
Queen Victoria's birthday.
425
00:27:57,005 --> 00:27:58,233
Today at 10:00.
426
00:27:58,306 --> 00:28:00,866
Good Lord, Agatha,
it completely
slipped my mind.
427
00:28:00,942 --> 00:28:02,910
Are you feeling
quite all right?
428
00:28:02,978 --> 00:28:07,312
Well, I suppose
I have been a bit
absent-minded lately.
429
00:28:07,549 --> 00:28:10,814
You see, I've made
a rather momentous decision.
430
00:28:11,186 --> 00:28:12,175
Yes?
431
00:28:13,421 --> 00:28:17,380
Agatha, I've reached
a point in my life where...
432
00:28:18,026 --> 00:28:21,985
Well, let's face it,
I thought I was to die
a confirmed bachelor.
433
00:28:22,464 --> 00:28:23,590
I know.
434
00:28:23,665 --> 00:28:25,189
But I won't.
435
00:28:25,667 --> 00:28:30,900
I've concluded that love
only smiles on us once
or twice in our lifetime,
436
00:28:31,139 --> 00:28:34,597
and that we have to go
for the brass ring,
so to speak.
437
00:28:35,143 --> 00:28:36,474
Oh, Jonathan...
438
00:28:36,544 --> 00:28:39,638
Agatha, I have
decided to marry.
439
00:28:39,981 --> 00:28:41,278
I will!
440
00:28:41,716 --> 00:28:43,081
What?
441
00:28:44,586 --> 00:28:48,215
Oh, Jonathan,
you've made me so happy.
442
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:55,721
I must phone Mother
and tell the girls.
443
00:28:56,264 --> 00:28:59,358
Jonathan, I love you.
444
00:29:04,873 --> 00:29:06,431
Oh, my God.
445
00:29:15,450 --> 00:29:17,918
Lady Ashley,
how delightful to see you.
446
00:29:17,986 --> 00:29:19,886
Did you have
a pleasant flight?
447
00:29:20,689 --> 00:29:22,316
No, no, no.
448
00:29:23,158 --> 00:29:24,557
Too ordinary.
449
00:29:28,730 --> 00:29:31,290
Lady Ashley, you look
positively smashing.
450
00:29:31,366 --> 00:29:35,097
Especially for a woman
your age. Good God, no.
451
00:29:40,308 --> 00:29:41,935
Lady Ashley,
452
00:29:42,544 --> 00:29:45,536
even these orchids
pale beside your beauty.
453
00:29:46,948 --> 00:29:49,542
Yes, quite good.
Agatha would approve.
454
00:29:51,386 --> 00:29:52,444
Agatha.
455
00:29:53,321 --> 00:29:55,448
How could she put me
in this position?
456
00:29:55,523 --> 00:29:59,687
WOMAN ON P.A. SYSTEM:
Flight 119 from New York
is now arriving at Gate 7.
457
00:30:05,300 --> 00:30:07,894
The way she poured my tea,
it was quite disgraceful.
458
00:30:07,969 --> 00:30:10,767
Yes, well,
I dare say the airlines
459
00:30:10,839 --> 00:30:13,740
have as much difficulty
finding decent help today
as we do, Lizzie.
460
00:30:13,808 --> 00:30:15,833
One would think
an English girl
would know better.
461
00:30:15,910 --> 00:30:17,207
Yes. Quite.
462
00:30:19,414 --> 00:30:22,315
Aloha. What, no lei?
463
00:30:22,384 --> 00:30:23,942
Where's my New York
hot dog?
464
00:30:24,018 --> 00:30:25,315
I guess
it's with my lei.
465
00:30:27,522 --> 00:30:30,582
I hope you enjoyed
your flight.
466
00:30:30,759 --> 00:30:33,660
Wouldn't want to be the bird
he's dating tonight.
467
00:30:33,728 --> 00:30:35,093
Bye-bye. Thank you.
468
00:30:35,163 --> 00:30:36,221
Bye.
Bye.
469
00:30:36,297 --> 00:30:37,821
I don't think
I'll need the raincoat.
470
00:30:37,899 --> 00:30:39,833
I hope Your Grace had
an enjoyable flight.
471
00:30:39,901 --> 00:30:41,129
Yes, I'm sure you do.
472
00:30:41,503 --> 00:30:42,492
Thank you.
473
00:30:43,271 --> 00:30:45,330
God, the English can
be pompous asses.
474
00:30:45,407 --> 00:30:46,533
Bye-bye.
475
00:30:46,608 --> 00:30:47,836
Bye.
Bye.
476
00:31:02,424 --> 00:31:03,755
Well, Jonathan?
477
00:31:04,392 --> 00:31:06,656
Aren't you going
to say aloha
478
00:31:06,728 --> 00:31:09,253
or some other quaint
island expression?
479
00:31:09,831 --> 00:31:11,162
Of course.
480
00:31:13,234 --> 00:31:14,394
Aloha.
481
00:31:18,740 --> 00:31:23,268
Lady Agatha,
even these orchids pale
beside your beauty.
482
00:31:23,745 --> 00:31:25,474
Lady Agatha?
483
00:31:25,713 --> 00:31:26,839
Pardon?
484
00:31:26,981 --> 00:31:30,041
You called Her Grace
"Lady Agatha."
485
00:31:30,452 --> 00:31:32,750
I know it's been rather
a long time, Jonathan,
486
00:31:32,821 --> 00:31:36,052
but I had hoped
you'd recall my name.
487
00:31:36,391 --> 00:31:38,882
But of course I do.
488
00:31:39,060 --> 00:31:40,493
Who is Lady Agatha?
489
00:31:40,562 --> 00:31:41,620
No one.
490
00:31:41,696 --> 00:31:44,961
I mean,
of course she's someone,
but not of importance.
491
00:31:45,033 --> 00:31:47,831
It was just a silly
slip of the tongue.
492
00:31:48,136 --> 00:31:50,627
Lady Agatha
isn't even a lady.
493
00:31:51,439 --> 00:31:55,876
Well, of course
she is a lady,
but not of the peerage.
494
00:31:57,111 --> 00:31:59,841
She's just a friend.
An associate.
495
00:32:00,081 --> 00:32:03,107
A fellow British subject
loyal to the Queen.
496
00:32:03,451 --> 00:32:06,215
Well, I suppose out here
in the colonies
497
00:32:06,287 --> 00:32:09,085
one must socialize
beneath one's station.
498
00:32:10,558 --> 00:32:14,324
Excuse me,
but we haven't been
properly introduced.
499
00:32:14,729 --> 00:32:17,220
I'm so sorry, Jonathan.
500
00:32:17,332 --> 00:32:19,630
I thought you knew
David Billingsworth.
501
00:32:19,701 --> 00:32:20,827
An old friend.
502
00:32:20,902 --> 00:32:22,267
How do you do?
How do you do?
503
00:32:22,337 --> 00:32:23,770
And my solicitor.
504
00:32:24,506 --> 00:32:25,734
Solicitor?
505
00:32:26,174 --> 00:32:28,074
Here to draw up
the deed poll, old boy.
506
00:32:28,309 --> 00:32:29,503
Whose deed poll?
507
00:32:30,612 --> 00:32:31,636
Yours.
508
00:32:31,946 --> 00:32:34,141
Ceding your title,
Lord Perth.
509
00:32:35,450 --> 00:32:37,315
Why on earth
would I do that?
510
00:32:37,385 --> 00:32:41,515
Well, surely, Jonathan,
you don't expect me
to give up being
511
00:32:41,589 --> 00:32:44,786
Duchess of Ashley
to become Lady Perth, do you?
512
00:32:45,727 --> 00:32:47,354
You're only a lord.
513
00:32:47,829 --> 00:32:49,592
Winnie was a duke.
514
00:32:50,665 --> 00:32:52,656
Don't worry, Jonathan.
515
00:32:52,734 --> 00:32:55,259
You'll simply become
Lord Higgins-Ashley.
516
00:33:08,650 --> 00:33:10,413
Breathtaking!
517
00:33:11,119 --> 00:33:14,520
Yeah.
I like flying off Waikiki
at the end of the day.
518
00:33:14,589 --> 00:33:16,557
Sure beats
the sunset cruises.
519
00:33:17,659 --> 00:33:18,853
Cheaper, too.
520
00:34:09,077 --> 00:34:12,103
I had a wonderful day.
Thank you, Thomas.
521
00:34:12,513 --> 00:34:15,175
Well, rule number three
in the Private Investigator's
handbook
522
00:34:15,249 --> 00:34:17,479
is always see the client
has a nice day.
523
00:34:17,552 --> 00:34:18,541
Oh.
524
00:34:19,554 --> 00:34:22,148
Well, I didn't mean
this was all work.
525
00:34:22,323 --> 00:34:23,847
Oh, no. I understand.
526
00:34:23,925 --> 00:34:26,894
I just forgot for a moment
that you were doing a job.
527
00:34:27,228 --> 00:34:28,889
Well, I wasn't
doing a job.
528
00:34:28,963 --> 00:34:31,124
Well, I mean,
I was doing my job.
529
00:34:31,199 --> 00:34:33,531
I mean... Well,
that doesn't mean
I didn't enjoy it.
530
00:34:33,601 --> 00:34:35,000
You know what I mean?
531
00:34:40,041 --> 00:34:41,201
Well...
532
00:34:44,545 --> 00:34:47,105
Thank you again
for a wonderful day,
533
00:34:48,249 --> 00:34:49,682
for whatever the reason.
534
00:34:49,751 --> 00:34:50,945
You're welcome.
535
00:34:52,153 --> 00:34:53,142
Uh...
536
00:34:54,689 --> 00:34:57,283
I didn't get a chance
to read your diary last night.
537
00:34:57,692 --> 00:34:58,784
Okay.
538
00:34:58,860 --> 00:35:01,021
But I'll read it tonight
539
00:35:01,629 --> 00:35:03,494
and then I'll call you
in the morning.
540
00:35:03,564 --> 00:35:04,588
Okay.
541
00:35:04,666 --> 00:35:09,103
And maybe we could
discuss any questions
I might have over breakfast.
542
00:35:10,071 --> 00:35:11,504
That sounds fine.
543
00:35:13,074 --> 00:35:16,874
Then, maybe we should
spend tomorrow together,
544
00:35:18,746 --> 00:35:20,179
checking clues.
545
00:35:20,882 --> 00:35:22,042
Checking clues?
546
00:35:22,116 --> 00:35:23,208
Something like that.
547
00:35:25,620 --> 00:35:29,579
Thomas, how much of today
was just doing your job?
548
00:35:30,958 --> 00:35:32,220
None of it.
549
00:36:54,408 --> 00:36:56,774
I hadn't realized it
until I left Diane,
550
00:36:56,844 --> 00:36:58,744
but I was so sore
and exhausted,
551
00:36:58,813 --> 00:37:00,212
I could barely drive home.
552
00:37:02,583 --> 00:37:06,314
All I wanted to do was
drop my body into bed
for eight hours,
553
00:37:06,788 --> 00:37:08,551
but it wasn't to be.
554
00:37:12,326 --> 00:37:13,623
Higgins.
555
00:37:14,428 --> 00:37:17,022
What are you doing
sitting alone in the dark?
556
00:37:19,100 --> 00:37:21,193
Magnum, I need
your advice.
557
00:37:22,236 --> 00:37:23,498
My advice?
558
00:37:25,239 --> 00:37:27,139
I hate to admit this,
559
00:37:27,375 --> 00:37:29,002
but you are
a man of the world
560
00:37:29,076 --> 00:37:31,704
when it comes
to understanding females.
561
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:35,280
Well, yeah.
I do have a certain
562
00:37:36,417 --> 00:37:38,510
experience in the area.
563
00:37:39,387 --> 00:37:40,911
What's the problem?
564
00:37:43,124 --> 00:37:44,489
Everything.
565
00:37:46,194 --> 00:37:49,322
It all began when Agatha
showed up at the estate
this afternoon.
566
00:37:54,569 --> 00:37:57,834
You told her
you were gonna marry
the Prince Albert...
567
00:37:59,574 --> 00:38:00,973
Lady Ashley.
568
00:38:02,643 --> 00:38:03,837
Not exactly.
569
00:38:06,547 --> 00:38:07,844
You didn't tell her?
570
00:38:09,283 --> 00:38:12,309
I told her I decided
to marry and...
571
00:38:13,754 --> 00:38:14,812
And?
572
00:38:16,657 --> 00:38:19,182
Agatha thinks
I'm going to marry her.
573
00:38:20,061 --> 00:38:23,792
Now, Higgins,
how could Agatha
think such a thing?
574
00:38:23,865 --> 00:38:25,696
Because she's
a bloody woman.
575
00:38:25,766 --> 00:38:27,233
I told her
I'd decided to marry.
576
00:38:27,301 --> 00:38:30,702
She said, "I will,"
and drove off before
I could say another word.
577
00:38:33,841 --> 00:38:35,308
What am I to do?
578
00:38:37,578 --> 00:38:38,636
Well,
579
00:38:40,648 --> 00:38:43,481
I think you're just gonna
have to tell her the truth.
580
00:38:44,051 --> 00:38:45,279
I can't.
581
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:47,444
She was so happy.
582
00:38:48,322 --> 00:38:50,347
Magnum, it will
break her heart.
583
00:38:50,858 --> 00:38:54,624
Well, then I think
you have to marry Agatha
and jilt the Lady Ashley.
584
00:38:58,432 --> 00:39:00,229
Higgins, it was a joke.
585
00:39:01,936 --> 00:39:03,870
She wants me
to give up my title
586
00:39:03,938 --> 00:39:05,906
and become
Lord Higgins-Ashley.
587
00:39:06,574 --> 00:39:07,598
You? A lord?
588
00:39:09,777 --> 00:39:11,404
I'm already a lord, Magnum.
589
00:39:12,446 --> 00:39:14,346
The Baron of Perth.
590
00:39:14,949 --> 00:39:16,541
She wants me
to deed-poll my title
591
00:39:16,617 --> 00:39:19,085
because the duke's title
is more prestigious
in the peerage.
592
00:39:19,153 --> 00:39:21,144
But I won't do it.
593
00:39:21,222 --> 00:39:22,689
Your phone is ringing.
594
00:39:22,757 --> 00:39:24,588
No, that can wait.
595
00:39:24,659 --> 00:39:27,093
You're a lord?
How come you never told me?
596
00:39:27,161 --> 00:39:28,719
I've had my reasons.
597
00:39:30,264 --> 00:39:32,789
I'm the second son
of the Duke of Perth.
598
00:39:32,867 --> 00:39:36,098
If you're a lord,
then how come you weren't
an officer in the army?
599
00:39:36,804 --> 00:39:38,533
One is a matter of birth.
600
00:39:38,673 --> 00:39:40,368
The other is
a matter of choice.
601
00:39:45,012 --> 00:39:46,843
Robin Masters' estate.
602
00:39:47,949 --> 00:39:49,280
Just a moment.
603
00:39:49,984 --> 00:39:51,212
It's Diane Dupres.
604
00:40:01,095 --> 00:40:02,187
Diane?
605
00:40:03,731 --> 00:40:07,531
Thomas,
I think I killed someone.
606
00:40:15,876 --> 00:40:17,639
I'll check the back.
607
00:40:21,482 --> 00:40:22,779
Diane?
608
00:40:42,303 --> 00:40:43,395
It's me.
609
00:40:50,511 --> 00:40:51,944
It's all right.
610
00:40:54,181 --> 00:40:56,513
It's all right.
Come here. Come on.
611
00:40:56,851 --> 00:40:58,079
It's all right.
612
00:40:59,453 --> 00:41:01,444
It's over.
613
00:41:09,764 --> 00:41:12,562
I turned after
closing the door,
614
00:41:12,633 --> 00:41:14,498
and he was standing there.
615
00:41:15,936 --> 00:41:17,335
And then
616
00:41:18,606 --> 00:41:20,096
I can't remember.
617
00:41:20,474 --> 00:41:22,999
Come on. Try.
What did he look like?
618
00:41:26,180 --> 00:41:29,445
He was tall.
Not as tall as you.
619
00:41:30,151 --> 00:41:31,812
He had a mustache,
620
00:41:32,653 --> 00:41:35,588
or a beard.
I can't be sure.
621
00:41:37,258 --> 00:41:39,158
Was he Hawaiian,
haole, Asian?
622
00:41:39,593 --> 00:41:41,060
I don't know.
623
00:41:48,869 --> 00:41:50,029
Did he hurt you?
624
00:41:51,205 --> 00:41:52,331
No.
625
00:41:53,441 --> 00:41:55,875
Do you remember
getting the gun?
626
00:41:56,010 --> 00:41:56,999
No.
627
00:41:57,178 --> 00:41:58,202
Firing it?
628
00:41:58,279 --> 00:42:00,110
No, I can't remember.
629
00:42:07,188 --> 00:42:09,088
I killed him, didn't I?
630
00:42:09,423 --> 00:42:10,651
Look. Come on.
631
00:42:11,358 --> 00:42:13,087
Whatever you did,
632
00:42:13,527 --> 00:42:15,392
you did it
to defend yourself.
633
00:42:18,365 --> 00:42:22,665
I can't find
any signs of blood,
tracks or bullet holes.
634
00:42:23,237 --> 00:42:26,934
However, I did find
these baggage stubs
outside the door there.
635
00:42:27,007 --> 00:42:28,133
Yours?
636
00:42:29,844 --> 00:42:33,075
No. I came in
on another airline.
637
00:42:34,148 --> 00:42:37,709
Well, perhaps the police
can use them to track
the culprit down.
638
00:42:37,785 --> 00:42:39,753
Must we notify the police?
639
00:42:39,820 --> 00:42:42,050
Diane, somebody
broke in here
and attacked you.
640
00:42:42,123 --> 00:42:45,115
But I can't even remember
what he looked like.
641
00:42:49,363 --> 00:42:52,457
Please, Thomas,
I don't want the publicity.
642
00:42:55,703 --> 00:42:58,672
That's why
I came to you for help
instead of the police.
643
00:43:00,341 --> 00:43:03,538
I've been through this
since I was five.
644
00:43:06,113 --> 00:43:08,741
The publicity just
brings out the crazies.
645
00:43:09,650 --> 00:43:13,381
The letters,
begging me for money,
646
00:43:14,155 --> 00:43:16,646
the dreams
foretelling my future,
647
00:43:17,691 --> 00:43:20,091
the offers of matrimony.
648
00:43:21,061 --> 00:43:23,996
Thomas, please don't make me
go through that,
649
00:43:27,067 --> 00:43:31,094
especially when they won't
do anything that you can't.
650
00:43:33,407 --> 00:43:34,704
She has a point.
651
00:43:35,376 --> 00:43:37,844
We can't even prove
anyone broke in here tonight.
652
00:43:38,879 --> 00:43:40,904
They'll simply file
the report away,
653
00:43:40,981 --> 00:43:44,212
but the media will
play it up because
of Miss Dupres' wealth.
654
00:43:45,085 --> 00:43:47,144
I'm not gonna let you
stay here alone.
655
00:43:48,355 --> 00:43:50,016
Then stay with me.
656
00:43:55,162 --> 00:43:58,461
Well, it's almost 1:00
and I still have
657
00:43:59,567 --> 00:44:01,000
things to do.
658
00:44:01,802 --> 00:44:04,737
If you don't mind, Magnum,
I'll take Mr. Masters' Ferrari
659
00:44:04,805 --> 00:44:06,864
and have one of the boys
drop it off in the morning.
660
00:44:06,941 --> 00:44:08,408
That'd be fine, Higgins.
661
00:44:10,077 --> 00:44:12,637
Miss Dupres, I'm quite sure
your shot did nothing more
662
00:44:12,713 --> 00:44:15,705
than give the blighter
a well-deserved fright.
663
00:44:16,317 --> 00:44:17,614
I hope not.
664
00:44:18,452 --> 00:44:19,646
Yes.
665
00:44:20,321 --> 00:44:23,119
Well, good night.
666
00:44:23,757 --> 00:44:25,190
Good night, Mr. Higgins.
667
00:44:25,793 --> 00:44:27,158
I'll walk you out.
668
00:44:34,101 --> 00:44:37,798
She is frightfully attractive,
in a vulnerable sort of way.
669
00:44:38,606 --> 00:44:40,403
I can see why
you're drawn to her.
670
00:44:42,576 --> 00:44:46,535
Look, old boy,
I couldn't find a trace
of forced entry
671
00:44:46,614 --> 00:44:48,582
or any tracks
around the house.
672
00:44:49,416 --> 00:44:51,611
Considering why
Diane hired you,
673
00:44:53,087 --> 00:44:55,351
you think it possible
that she imagined all this?
674
00:44:56,991 --> 00:44:58,458
I don't know.
675
00:45:00,661 --> 00:45:02,424
You look a bit bashed in.
676
00:45:02,496 --> 00:45:04,225
I suggest
a hot bath and toddy.
677
00:45:05,633 --> 00:45:07,260
You don't look
so hot yourself.
678
00:45:07,334 --> 00:45:08,460
I'm fine.
679
00:45:08,535 --> 00:45:10,400
You're going to Agatha's,
aren't you?
680
00:45:11,071 --> 00:45:12,732
It has to be done.
681
00:45:14,808 --> 00:45:17,504
Look, maybe I could
talk to her for you.
682
00:45:19,179 --> 00:45:21,613
That's very decent
of you, Magnum.
683
00:45:21,782 --> 00:45:23,875
But as Winston Churchill said,
684
00:45:23,951 --> 00:45:26,317
"A man must do
what a man must do."
685
00:45:27,721 --> 00:45:29,951
That's funny, I thought
John Wayne said that.
686
00:45:32,059 --> 00:45:34,050
If he did,
he got it from Winnie.
687
00:45:38,065 --> 00:45:39,430
Good night, Magnum.
688
00:45:40,100 --> 00:45:41,362
Good night, Higgins.
689
00:46:06,627 --> 00:46:08,595
I couldn't shake
Higgins' suggestion
690
00:46:08,662 --> 00:46:10,596
that there might not
have been an intruder,
691
00:46:10,664 --> 00:46:13,497
that the whole episode
could have happened
in Diane's mind.
692
00:46:14,001 --> 00:46:16,128
It would explain why
I hadn't sensed anything
693
00:46:16,203 --> 00:46:18,364
while we were kissing
at the front door.
694
00:46:19,807 --> 00:46:24,244
I'd sensed Diane was coming,
that she was in trouble
when the dogs attacked.
695
00:46:24,311 --> 00:46:27,974
Why didn't I sense the danger
when her assailant was
only a few feet from me?