1 00:00:00,431 --> 00:00:03,093 Magnum, I know you fell in love with Diane... 2 00:00:03,167 --> 00:00:05,692 but how about bracing up and getting on with your life? 3 00:00:05,770 --> 00:00:06,759 No! 4 00:00:09,373 --> 00:00:10,567 Mac! 5 00:00:10,741 --> 00:00:12,902 He's alive. Mac's alive! 6 00:00:12,977 --> 00:00:16,003 If Magnum thinks he saw Mac, he suffered an hallucination. 7 00:00:16,080 --> 00:00:18,640 Now, I don't blame you for being upset, but I can explain. 8 00:00:18,716 --> 00:00:20,013 I want answers! 9 00:00:20,084 --> 00:00:21,551 What did I do that was so wrong? 10 00:00:21,619 --> 00:00:23,211 You're a conman and a thief! 11 00:00:23,287 --> 00:00:24,845 I'm not a thief. You're not a... 12 00:00:24,922 --> 00:00:25,980 Mac! 13 00:02:23,140 --> 00:02:24,471 I love you. 14 00:02:28,679 --> 00:02:30,340 No! 15 00:02:41,492 --> 00:02:42,959 Oh, Thomas! 16 00:02:44,762 --> 00:02:45,990 Traitor! 17 00:02:58,909 --> 00:03:00,137 Hey... 18 00:03:00,211 --> 00:03:03,669 what do you say we drive up to Pali Lookout and watch the sunrise? 19 00:03:03,747 --> 00:03:05,408 You know? It'd be beautiful! 20 00:03:09,787 --> 00:03:10,776 Hey! 21 00:03:10,888 --> 00:03:11,877 Hey! 22 00:03:19,196 --> 00:03:20,424 Magnum? 23 00:03:27,238 --> 00:03:30,332 I don't mind if you want to drink yourself to death. 24 00:03:31,408 --> 00:03:34,400 But I draw the line at littering. 25 00:03:34,478 --> 00:03:35,638 You're right. 26 00:03:36,013 --> 00:03:39,141 I'm sorry. I can go to pot, but not the estate. 27 00:03:44,288 --> 00:03:45,949 Don't you think you're overdoing this? 28 00:03:46,023 --> 00:03:48,548 Nope! I littered, I have to pick it up. 29 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:52,087 That's not what I'm talking about. 30 00:03:52,263 --> 00:03:55,198 Look, I'm afraid you'll have to be more specific. 31 00:03:55,933 --> 00:03:58,902 My mind is a bit foggy at the moment. 32 00:04:00,070 --> 00:04:02,470 Must be due to lack of sleep. 33 00:04:02,539 --> 00:04:04,905 If you're going to drink yourself into a stupor... 34 00:04:04,975 --> 00:04:06,875 wouldn't whiskey be more effective? 35 00:04:06,944 --> 00:04:09,879 Too hard to keep an even buzz on with whiskey. 36 00:04:36,940 --> 00:04:39,067 In the five years I've known you... 37 00:04:39,143 --> 00:04:41,509 you've debauched yourself many times... 38 00:04:42,112 --> 00:04:43,943 but never anything like this. 39 00:04:45,449 --> 00:04:47,508 How long are you going to keep this up? 40 00:04:49,420 --> 00:04:51,320 Look, Higgins, I know this is stupid. 41 00:04:51,388 --> 00:04:53,356 I know this isn't going to solve anything. 42 00:04:53,424 --> 00:04:56,086 I know Diane's committing suicide wasn't my fault... 43 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:57,957 and there was nothing I could have done. 44 00:04:58,028 --> 00:05:00,622 Well, why this orgy of punishment? 45 00:05:01,865 --> 00:05:04,834 How about bracing up and getting on with your life? 46 00:05:05,636 --> 00:05:07,831 I know you fell in love with Diane, but... 47 00:05:07,905 --> 00:05:09,702 It's not just Diane! 48 00:05:14,411 --> 00:05:15,810 It's Michelle... 49 00:05:16,714 --> 00:05:18,079 and Mac... 50 00:05:18,682 --> 00:05:20,673 Rick's little sister, Dan Cook... 51 00:05:20,751 --> 00:05:24,152 the little Vietnamese kid whose name I can't remember. 52 00:05:27,591 --> 00:05:28,751 My dad. 53 00:05:32,596 --> 00:05:34,291 All people I loved... 54 00:05:34,531 --> 00:05:35,998 or who counted on me... 55 00:05:36,066 --> 00:05:37,328 they're gone. 56 00:05:40,337 --> 00:05:42,635 Death is part of life. I... 57 00:05:43,173 --> 00:05:45,334 I know that sounds trite, but... 58 00:05:45,709 --> 00:05:48,371 the very nature of life means that the older we get... 59 00:05:48,445 --> 00:05:50,743 the more losses we're going to experience. 60 00:05:51,615 --> 00:05:53,640 And, if we go to war... 61 00:05:53,717 --> 00:05:56,083 or choose a profession such as yours... 62 00:05:56,587 --> 00:05:58,817 those losses are going to be higher. 63 00:06:00,991 --> 00:06:02,481 Look, Higgins... 64 00:06:04,228 --> 00:06:07,288 I know you're trying to help, and I appreciate it. 65 00:06:09,066 --> 00:06:10,294 I really do. 66 00:06:12,569 --> 00:06:14,434 I know this isn't going to solve anything... 67 00:06:14,505 --> 00:06:16,302 I know I'm being morose. 68 00:06:16,840 --> 00:06:18,273 And stupid. 69 00:06:21,578 --> 00:06:23,170 But I just don't give a damn. 70 00:06:31,889 --> 00:06:33,220 It wasn't true. 71 00:06:34,391 --> 00:06:35,722 I did give a damn... 72 00:06:35,793 --> 00:06:38,591 otherwise I wouldn't be so disgusted with myself. 73 00:06:39,363 --> 00:06:43,129 But Diane's suicide had started something I couldn't stop. 74 00:07:11,328 --> 00:07:12,420 Mac! 75 00:07:15,532 --> 00:07:16,726 You wanna live long, buddy? 76 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:18,062 Mac! 77 00:07:28,879 --> 00:07:30,278 What's the problem, bro? 78 00:07:33,350 --> 00:07:34,612 Magnum? 79 00:07:35,052 --> 00:07:37,350 He's alive. Mac's alive! 80 00:07:39,590 --> 00:07:41,751 Would you please stop that infernal pacing? 81 00:07:41,825 --> 00:07:44,555 One would think you were some poor animal caged in a zoo. 82 00:07:44,628 --> 00:07:46,255 I can't help it. I get nervous in hospitals. 83 00:07:46,330 --> 00:07:48,798 In case you haven't noticed, this is not a hospital. 84 00:07:48,866 --> 00:07:50,128 Leave him alone, Higgie. 85 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:52,395 And would you decide whether you're going to wear that cap... 86 00:07:52,469 --> 00:07:53,993 or throttle it to death? 87 00:07:54,071 --> 00:07:57,438 The two of you are as nervous as a pair of Devonshire school girls. 88 00:07:58,141 --> 00:07:59,540 And you're not? No. 89 00:07:59,610 --> 00:08:03,341 Then why have you been sipping tea from an empty cup for the last half-hour? 90 00:08:10,988 --> 00:08:13,548 I gave him enough Seconal to put a horse to sleep... 91 00:08:13,624 --> 00:08:15,717 but I wouldn't bet on him staying under till morning. 92 00:08:15,792 --> 00:08:17,157 Is he going to be all right? 93 00:08:17,227 --> 00:08:18,353 I don't know. 94 00:08:18,428 --> 00:08:19,918 What do you mean, you don't know? 95 00:08:20,264 --> 00:08:21,424 Just what I said. 96 00:08:22,766 --> 00:08:25,291 Diane's suicide hit Magnum hard, very hard. 97 00:08:25,702 --> 00:08:28,569 A certain amount of guilt and depression is to be expected. 98 00:08:29,239 --> 00:08:31,639 But his actions today go far beyond that. 99 00:08:32,910 --> 00:08:34,878 Yeah, well, he's tough. 100 00:08:35,279 --> 00:08:36,712 He'll bounce back. 101 00:08:36,780 --> 00:08:38,008 He always has. 102 00:08:38,081 --> 00:08:40,311 T.C., everybody has a limit, even Magnum. 103 00:08:41,685 --> 00:08:42,811 Black, right? 104 00:08:42,886 --> 00:08:43,875 Yeah. 105 00:08:43,954 --> 00:08:46,184 I got used to that when I was an intern. 106 00:08:46,256 --> 00:08:47,917 Couldn't afford the cream and sugar. 107 00:08:54,097 --> 00:08:56,622 We'll have to wait until morning... 108 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:58,131 to see how he is. 109 00:09:00,637 --> 00:09:03,105 Who is this Mac he's hallucinating? 110 00:09:03,707 --> 00:09:06,232 Oh, Lieutenant MacReynolds. 111 00:09:06,410 --> 00:09:08,037 He was killed a couple of years ago... 112 00:09:08,111 --> 00:09:10,671 when this guy named Ivan blew up Magnum's Ferrari. 113 00:09:10,747 --> 00:09:12,044 Mr. Masters' Ferrari. 114 00:09:12,115 --> 00:09:13,980 What difference does it make, Higgins? None. 115 00:09:14,851 --> 00:09:17,217 I'd say Magnum's not the only one who's wired around here. 116 00:09:19,556 --> 00:09:20,682 Well... 117 00:09:20,757 --> 00:09:21,883 all right. 118 00:09:22,993 --> 00:09:24,290 He should be out the whole night... 119 00:09:24,361 --> 00:09:26,295 but I would not leave him alone. 120 00:09:26,363 --> 00:09:27,990 No, of course not. Yeah, we'll stay. 121 00:09:30,667 --> 00:09:32,134 I'll be back around 10:00... 122 00:09:32,469 --> 00:09:35,131 and I'll decide then whether or not to hospitalize him. 123 00:09:35,205 --> 00:09:36,263 You don't have to do that, Doc... 124 00:09:36,340 --> 00:09:37,671 we can take care of him right here. 125 00:09:38,942 --> 00:09:41,604 I'm talking about a mental hospital, gentlemen. 126 00:09:42,679 --> 00:09:43,703 Good night. 127 00:10:14,945 --> 00:10:16,071 Hey... 128 00:10:16,546 --> 00:10:19,913 what do you say we drive up to Pali Lookout and watch the sunrise? 129 00:10:20,083 --> 00:10:21,744 You know? It'd be beautiful! 130 00:11:03,060 --> 00:11:05,324 Hi, guys! What are you doing here? 131 00:11:07,330 --> 00:11:09,628 Hey, I'm starved. How about some breakfast? I'm fixing. 132 00:11:10,133 --> 00:11:12,795 I got some eggs, I think, and some bacon. 133 00:11:12,869 --> 00:11:14,734 Maybe some sausage, let me see. 134 00:11:14,805 --> 00:11:17,239 Yeah, I got sausage, I even got some lox... 135 00:11:17,307 --> 00:11:19,901 and some cream cheese. Bagels are hard, though. 136 00:11:20,277 --> 00:11:22,370 Are you all right? Oh, I'm fine. 137 00:11:22,579 --> 00:11:24,240 Well, what happened yesterday? 138 00:11:24,314 --> 00:11:27,715 Well, I guess, I went off the deep end thinking I saw Mac. 139 00:11:28,118 --> 00:11:29,346 You could say that. 140 00:11:29,419 --> 00:11:31,478 Yeah, but I'm fine now. How do you want your eggs? 141 00:11:35,759 --> 00:11:37,124 Thanks, guys. 142 00:11:38,195 --> 00:11:40,095 Well, how's it look? 143 00:11:40,363 --> 00:11:42,524 Rick always was a whiz with the old shears. 144 00:11:42,599 --> 00:11:43,964 Well, it's somewhat of an improvement... 145 00:11:44,034 --> 00:11:46,298 over your previous tonsorial treatment. 146 00:11:46,369 --> 00:11:48,030 I think he missed his calling. 147 00:11:48,405 --> 00:11:50,965 I'm sure it'll lay down eventually. 148 00:11:51,074 --> 00:11:53,133 Magnum. Yeah? 149 00:11:53,210 --> 00:11:57,044 Do you think it wise for you to drive so soon after your... 150 00:11:57,881 --> 00:11:59,439 Illness? Yes. 151 00:12:00,584 --> 00:12:03,052 I've been pretty far around the bend. I know that. 152 00:12:04,688 --> 00:12:07,589 Whether it was hallucinating about Mac, or... 153 00:12:08,391 --> 00:12:10,723 Doc's shot letting me sleep, I don't know. 154 00:12:11,595 --> 00:12:13,062 Whatever it was... 155 00:12:13,797 --> 00:12:15,492 I woke up this morning, and... 156 00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:18,968 everything was in perspective. I'm fine. 157 00:12:19,469 --> 00:12:20,595 Really. 158 00:12:21,671 --> 00:12:23,502 And I appreciate your concern. 159 00:12:27,144 --> 00:12:28,475 I'll see you later. 160 00:12:41,158 --> 00:12:44,719 Come, lads. We still have time to catch the last ten minutes of Lassie. 161 00:12:47,531 --> 00:12:50,432 Sometimes the hardest thing to face is reality. 162 00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:51,865 My friends really cared about me... 163 00:12:51,935 --> 00:12:54,165 but if I'd insisted Mac was alive... 164 00:12:54,237 --> 00:12:56,330 they'd have thrown me into a padded room. 165 00:12:57,240 --> 00:12:58,969 I knew Mac was back. 166 00:12:59,042 --> 00:13:01,670 It wasn't my imagination, or a hallucination. 167 00:13:01,745 --> 00:13:03,076 He was here. 168 00:13:03,146 --> 00:13:04,977 And I was going to find him. 169 00:13:31,308 --> 00:13:32,969 After three days of surveillance... 170 00:13:33,043 --> 00:13:35,443 I was familiar with the rhythm of the street. 171 00:13:35,512 --> 00:13:36,672 At 9:00 in the morning... 172 00:13:36,746 --> 00:13:41,046 those about to be sacrificed to the Hawaiian gods of sun, sea and sand... 173 00:13:41,351 --> 00:13:44,047 were making their ritualistic trek to the beach. 174 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:48,284 I knew from experience that very few would return with their skin. 175 00:13:51,161 --> 00:13:52,185 At noon... 176 00:13:52,262 --> 00:13:55,629 the late-risers and serious souvenir-hunters were prowling about... 177 00:13:55,699 --> 00:14:00,500 snatching up bargain buys on plastic hula skirts and cheap coral beads. 178 00:14:07,377 --> 00:14:10,073 At 3:15, I got my afternoon treat. 179 00:14:21,691 --> 00:14:24,455 I called her Olga, for obvious reasons. 180 00:14:24,527 --> 00:14:28,657 The cops are pretty good about keeping hookers off the street during the day... 181 00:14:28,732 --> 00:14:31,132 but I guess when you're as big as Olga... 182 00:14:31,201 --> 00:14:33,226 you can work any time you want. 183 00:14:38,141 --> 00:14:42,077 By sunset, the last of the lobsters were returning from the beach. 184 00:14:42,312 --> 00:14:44,143 Which meant my day was nearly over... 185 00:14:44,214 --> 00:14:46,648 and all I had to show for it was a sore butt... 186 00:14:46,716 --> 00:14:48,149 and a case of heartburn. 187 00:15:00,363 --> 00:15:01,591 It's him. 188 00:15:04,801 --> 00:15:06,860 I'm not hallucinating. 189 00:15:18,848 --> 00:15:20,839 Mac never could pass up ice cream! 190 00:15:56,119 --> 00:15:57,746 Suddenly, I was afraid. 191 00:15:58,188 --> 00:16:00,850 Mac was dead. I'd seen him die. 192 00:16:00,924 --> 00:16:03,051 I consoled his parents, helped bury him. 193 00:16:03,426 --> 00:16:05,951 Yet, there he was, just 10 feet away from me. 194 00:16:06,596 --> 00:16:08,120 I was afraid if I got too close... 195 00:16:08,198 --> 00:16:10,291 if I touched or spoke to him... 196 00:16:10,367 --> 00:16:11,857 he'd disappear. 197 00:17:18,935 --> 00:17:20,027 Mac? 198 00:17:42,959 --> 00:17:44,551 Are you looking for me? 199 00:17:48,998 --> 00:17:50,124 Mac. 200 00:17:59,576 --> 00:18:01,043 I don't know how... 201 00:18:01,845 --> 00:18:03,142 or why... 202 00:18:04,814 --> 00:18:07,248 If you're a ghost or what, but, God! 203 00:18:08,084 --> 00:18:09,278 Feels good to see you! 204 00:18:10,987 --> 00:18:12,420 I... 205 00:18:13,590 --> 00:18:16,388 think you're confusing me with someone else, son. 206 00:18:16,926 --> 00:18:18,359 My name's not Mac. 207 00:18:19,429 --> 00:18:21,397 I'm Lieutenant Commander Hiller. 208 00:18:21,798 --> 00:18:24,062 But most of the men call me Father Jim. 209 00:18:34,277 --> 00:18:35,266 Mac's a priest? 210 00:18:35,979 --> 00:18:37,503 Not Mac, Father Jim! 211 00:18:37,580 --> 00:18:40,606 But I'll tell you guys, he is the spitting image of Mac... 212 00:18:40,683 --> 00:18:42,844 except for the mustache. I've never seen anything like it. 213 00:18:42,919 --> 00:18:45,479 I have. In India, back in '49. 214 00:18:45,822 --> 00:18:48,791 I was assigned to Lord Mountbatten as his temporary batman... 215 00:18:48,858 --> 00:18:52,919 while his Sergeant Major recovered from a mishap with a sacred cow. 216 00:18:52,996 --> 00:18:54,327 We never really quite understood... 217 00:18:54,397 --> 00:18:56,456 how he managed to so infuriate that animal. 218 00:18:56,533 --> 00:18:58,091 They're really quite docile, you know. 219 00:18:58,168 --> 00:19:00,227 I recall once, outside Calcutta... 220 00:19:00,303 --> 00:19:01,793 Higgins, what's your point? 221 00:19:03,473 --> 00:19:06,704 One day, Lord Mountbatten wanted some fresh figs. 222 00:19:06,910 --> 00:19:08,377 The man loved figs. 223 00:19:08,778 --> 00:19:11,508 So, I went to the local market... 224 00:19:11,581 --> 00:19:13,071 and that's where it happened. 225 00:19:13,149 --> 00:19:14,207 What? 226 00:19:15,218 --> 00:19:17,652 The same sort of thing that's happened to Magnum. 227 00:19:17,987 --> 00:19:20,421 I came face to face with a holy man... 228 00:19:20,490 --> 00:19:22,287 who looked exactly like... You. 229 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:25,154 Poor guy! 230 00:19:27,397 --> 00:19:28,762 Like my mother. 231 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,368 It was bloody frightening. 232 00:19:32,902 --> 00:19:34,267 T.C., what time is it? 233 00:19:34,337 --> 00:19:38,273 It's exactly five minutes later than it was the last time you asked. 234 00:19:38,975 --> 00:19:40,670 He's supposed to be here at noon. 235 00:19:40,743 --> 00:19:42,335 Well, he's only 27 minutes late. 236 00:19:42,412 --> 00:19:44,312 Perhaps he got caught in traffic. 237 00:19:44,581 --> 00:19:45,707 So... 238 00:19:45,782 --> 00:19:47,374 what did he say when you told him about Mac? 239 00:19:47,450 --> 00:19:49,475 Well, I think he thought I was crazy. 240 00:19:49,552 --> 00:19:50,780 But then I showed him... 241 00:19:50,853 --> 00:19:53,481 you know, the picture I have in my wallet of Mac, Julie and I... 242 00:19:53,556 --> 00:19:55,547 at Luau Louie's the night he was killed. 243 00:19:56,893 --> 00:19:59,919 Look, why don't you guys go ahead and order and I'll wait for Father Jim? 244 00:19:59,996 --> 00:20:01,395 You're sure you don't mind? 245 00:20:01,464 --> 00:20:04,092 Oh, don't be silly. Look, Father Jim will be here any minute... 246 00:20:04,167 --> 00:20:05,828 and then I'll order. Go ahead, guys. 247 00:20:14,611 --> 00:20:15,771 Magnum... 248 00:20:15,945 --> 00:20:19,745 the day you told us you had hallucinated seeing Mac... 249 00:20:19,949 --> 00:20:21,416 you didn't believe that, did you? 250 00:20:21,484 --> 00:20:22,815 No. 251 00:20:22,885 --> 00:20:24,443 I knew I saw him. 252 00:20:24,687 --> 00:20:27,212 But if I'd kept trying to convince you guys and Doc Ibold... 253 00:20:27,290 --> 00:20:29,121 I would have ended up in a padded room. 254 00:20:30,293 --> 00:20:33,922 So you spent the day surveying the street with a telescope. 255 00:20:34,030 --> 00:20:35,224 Camera. 256 00:20:35,498 --> 00:20:38,262 You wouldn't give me Robin's telescope, remember? 257 00:20:39,335 --> 00:20:40,427 Yes. 258 00:20:44,941 --> 00:20:46,272 Did you take a picture of him? 259 00:20:46,743 --> 00:20:47,903 Mac? 260 00:20:50,413 --> 00:20:52,108 I mean, Father Jim? No. 261 00:20:54,050 --> 00:20:55,608 Why not? Because! 262 00:20:55,685 --> 00:20:59,052 I was only using the camera because it had a 300mm zoom. 263 00:21:00,590 --> 00:21:02,148 You don't believe me, do you? 264 00:21:04,294 --> 00:21:08,287 I believe you saw someone, or thought you saw someone... 265 00:21:08,364 --> 00:21:10,264 Met! Met him. 266 00:21:10,566 --> 00:21:12,761 Talked to him, had a drink with him. 267 00:21:12,835 --> 00:21:15,326 I showed him Mac's picture. He told me his name! 268 00:21:15,805 --> 00:21:17,397 Said he'd meet me here for lunch! 269 00:21:21,044 --> 00:21:24,445 T.C., you remember. When I told you that Michelle was here... 270 00:21:24,514 --> 00:21:25,776 you didn't believe me! 271 00:21:26,049 --> 00:21:27,209 Yeah. 272 00:21:28,284 --> 00:21:29,717 And I was wrong. 273 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:31,719 That's why I believe you now. 274 00:21:33,189 --> 00:21:34,315 Me, too. 275 00:21:36,826 --> 00:21:39,556 I'd like to believe you met someone who looks like Mac. 276 00:21:39,996 --> 00:21:41,020 But you don't. 277 00:21:41,097 --> 00:21:43,998 Under the circumstances, I think it highly unlikely. 278 00:21:44,534 --> 00:21:48,129 I think the possibility that you're hallucinating is one we should not ignore. 279 00:21:48,471 --> 00:21:50,371 I am not hallucinating, Higgins! 280 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:51,873 And I can prove it. 281 00:21:51,941 --> 00:21:53,101 Hey, where are you going? 282 00:21:53,176 --> 00:21:54,700 To Pearl! I'm gonna find Father Jim. 283 00:21:54,777 --> 00:21:57,109 I'll bring him back here so you can all see for yourselves! 284 00:22:00,116 --> 00:22:01,208 Now look what you've done. 285 00:22:02,151 --> 00:22:06,053 Father Jim, if he exists, is one hour and 33 minutes late. 286 00:22:06,122 --> 00:22:07,851 He hasn't called, so unless the poor man... 287 00:22:07,924 --> 00:22:09,585 has had an incredible emergency... 288 00:22:09,659 --> 00:22:11,320 or some sort of an accident... 289 00:22:11,394 --> 00:22:13,123 it is highly probable that he is a figment... 290 00:22:13,196 --> 00:22:15,630 of Magnum's distraught imagination. 291 00:22:15,732 --> 00:22:18,462 And sitting here saying, "We're with you, old buddy"... 292 00:22:18,534 --> 00:22:20,593 isn't doing him a bloody bit of good! 293 00:22:29,612 --> 00:22:32,012 I'm looking for Lieutenant Commander Hiller. 294 00:22:32,081 --> 00:22:34,015 His yeoman said I might find him here. 295 00:22:34,083 --> 00:22:37,610 Yeah. I just saw Father Jim. He was doing laps. 296 00:22:37,687 --> 00:22:39,587 Must have headed for the showers. 297 00:22:39,655 --> 00:22:40,986 They're through the doors. Through the doors? 298 00:22:41,057 --> 00:22:42,547 Yeah, I know. 299 00:22:42,692 --> 00:22:43,886 Thanks. 300 00:22:44,627 --> 00:22:46,993 Ensign Jessup, telephone, line 3. 301 00:22:47,063 --> 00:22:49,691 Ensign Jessup, telephone, line 3. 302 00:22:53,202 --> 00:22:54,396 Seaman Clayton... 303 00:22:54,470 --> 00:22:56,734 report to the OOD, Barracks 4. 304 00:22:56,806 --> 00:23:00,435 Seaman Clayton, report to the OOD, Barracks 4. 305 00:23:05,915 --> 00:23:08,679 I'm glad you didn't shoot that way five years ago, Magnum. 306 00:23:09,886 --> 00:23:11,217 Well, I'm a little rusty. 307 00:23:11,687 --> 00:23:13,177 You don't remember me, do you? 308 00:23:13,489 --> 00:23:14,854 Well, your face is familiar, but... 309 00:23:14,924 --> 00:23:18,189 Nah, no reason why you should, I spend most of my time on the bench. 310 00:23:18,261 --> 00:23:20,991 No, we played in a benefit game for the Navy Relief Fund. 311 00:23:21,330 --> 00:23:22,957 You know, against Schofield Barracks. 312 00:23:23,266 --> 00:23:26,064 Oh, sure! You played guard. You're a navy chap... 313 00:23:27,470 --> 00:23:28,562 Chaplain. 314 00:23:28,638 --> 00:23:30,333 Yeah, that's me. Father Jim Hiller. 315 00:23:41,851 --> 00:23:43,842 Where is he now? Down by the tidal pool. 316 00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:44,944 That's great! 317 00:23:45,021 --> 00:23:47,421 Thomas always swims when he has things to figure out. 318 00:23:47,490 --> 00:23:49,014 Well, he isn't swimming. 319 00:23:49,358 --> 00:23:51,849 He's just sitting on the sand, staring out at the ocean. 320 00:23:51,928 --> 00:23:54,123 Yeah, well, that's a good way to solve a problem, too. 321 00:23:54,197 --> 00:23:56,757 Cabin Island! I loved this as a kid! 322 00:23:56,833 --> 00:23:59,097 I remember one night, they were lying in the cabin... 323 00:23:59,168 --> 00:24:00,965 they heard a moan, they thought it was a ghost. 324 00:24:01,037 --> 00:24:02,629 And Chet, he got so scared... 325 00:24:02,705 --> 00:24:04,468 Dr. Ibold, with all due respect... 326 00:24:04,540 --> 00:24:07,737 I don't think that now is the time for childhood literary recollections. 327 00:24:08,244 --> 00:24:10,906 Until Dr. Trapp gets here, there's nothing more I can do. 328 00:24:10,980 --> 00:24:13,448 This Dr. Trapp, what did he say? 329 00:24:13,516 --> 00:24:17,043 Well, there really wasn't very much he could say, until he examines Magnum. 330 00:24:17,453 --> 00:24:20,684 But he doubted that he was suffering from a hallucination, you know... 331 00:24:21,157 --> 00:24:22,556 For Whom the Bell Tolls. 332 00:24:22,625 --> 00:24:25,924 For Whom the Bell Tolls! A great, sexy book in its time. 333 00:24:26,095 --> 00:24:27,790 You remember, they were lying in that sleeping bag... 334 00:24:27,864 --> 00:24:29,092 the night before they blew the bridge... 335 00:24:29,165 --> 00:24:31,725 Wait a minute! Wait a minute. 336 00:24:32,201 --> 00:24:35,068 You saying that Magnum is not hallucinating? 337 00:24:35,638 --> 00:24:37,731 Dr. Trapp thought it was unlikely. 338 00:24:37,807 --> 00:24:39,502 Hallucinations are very rare... 339 00:24:39,575 --> 00:24:42,510 and he thought that Magnum probably was suffering from a delusion. 340 00:24:42,879 --> 00:24:44,141 What's the difference? 341 00:24:45,915 --> 00:24:48,383 If Magnum thinks he saw Mac and no one was there... 342 00:24:48,451 --> 00:24:50,180 he suffered an hallucination. 343 00:24:50,253 --> 00:24:53,654 If someone was there and Magnum thought that person was Mac... 344 00:24:53,723 --> 00:24:55,190 he's had a delusion. 345 00:24:55,758 --> 00:24:57,453 I couldn't have put it better myself. 346 00:24:57,593 --> 00:24:58,821 Thank you, Doctor. 347 00:24:59,395 --> 00:25:00,657 But Rick is right. 348 00:25:00,730 --> 00:25:03,096 I mean, what difference does it make what you call it? 349 00:25:03,165 --> 00:25:04,860 Either way, Magnum is in big trouble. 350 00:25:05,101 --> 00:25:06,227 Unless... 351 00:25:06,836 --> 00:25:07,996 Harvey. 352 00:25:08,204 --> 00:25:10,570 Harvey! One of the great wonderful plays... 353 00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:12,164 Unless what? 354 00:25:13,409 --> 00:25:15,138 Unless Magnum's telling the truth. 355 00:25:19,582 --> 00:25:20,742 Hold on. 356 00:25:21,918 --> 00:25:23,215 Hold on! 357 00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:26,618 Wasn't Magnum always conning Mac? 358 00:25:26,689 --> 00:25:28,156 Not just Mac. 359 00:25:28,257 --> 00:25:29,554 Yeah. 360 00:25:29,625 --> 00:25:32,025 And wouldn't we just love to get even? 361 00:25:33,229 --> 00:25:35,288 I would ask nothing more of life. 362 00:25:36,365 --> 00:25:37,593 Maybe Mac didn't, either. 363 00:25:39,035 --> 00:25:40,434 Do you realize what you're saying? 364 00:25:40,503 --> 00:25:41,731 I didn't say it. 365 00:25:41,804 --> 00:25:44,932 Wait, wait. You mean that Mac's running a con on Thomas? 366 00:25:45,141 --> 00:25:47,268 That means that Mac is back, and Mac's dead! 367 00:25:48,945 --> 00:25:50,674 Then it has to be Mac's... 368 00:25:54,216 --> 00:25:55,240 Ghost. 369 00:25:55,318 --> 00:25:56,410 You said it! 370 00:26:04,427 --> 00:26:06,190 I think I got it figured out, Higgins. 371 00:26:07,530 --> 00:26:09,361 Good. I'd like to hear it. Oh! 372 00:26:14,937 --> 00:26:16,199 How'd you get here? 373 00:26:16,272 --> 00:26:18,399 I came up the beach about five miles. 374 00:26:18,474 --> 00:26:19,532 Wanted to see you alone. 375 00:26:19,976 --> 00:26:20,965 Dogs don't count. 376 00:26:21,811 --> 00:26:24,006 Dogs always love me. I'm like Daniel and the lions. 377 00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:26,605 You know, you could put me in the middle of a junkyard full of Dobies... 378 00:26:26,682 --> 00:26:28,240 and all they'd do is lick my face. 379 00:26:28,651 --> 00:26:30,016 Who the hell are you? 380 00:26:30,286 --> 00:26:32,550 Well, I guess, you figured out I'm not Father Jim. 381 00:26:33,322 --> 00:26:35,847 Well, what would you say if I told you I was Mac? 382 00:26:38,227 --> 00:26:39,421 Then you'd be a ghost. 383 00:26:40,062 --> 00:26:41,222 Yeah. 384 00:26:45,067 --> 00:26:46,898 I don't think ghosts get dropped with a right. 385 00:26:48,571 --> 00:26:50,061 I'm not sure if that's ever been proven... 386 00:26:50,139 --> 00:26:51,970 but I'm not gonna argue with you. 387 00:26:58,848 --> 00:27:01,180 Lieutenant Neville Thompson, NIA? 388 00:27:01,450 --> 00:27:04,248 Couldn't tell you the other night. I was operating undercover. 389 00:27:06,622 --> 00:27:07,850 As Father Jim? 390 00:27:07,923 --> 00:27:10,187 Yeah, collecting money for the Navy Relief Fund. 391 00:27:10,393 --> 00:27:11,951 Got nearly $800, too. 392 00:27:13,095 --> 00:27:14,653 What were you really doing? 393 00:27:15,831 --> 00:27:19,665 Trying to build my credibility as Father Jim, the friendly Navy chaplain. 394 00:27:20,703 --> 00:27:22,330 Thought you were trying to blow my cover... 395 00:27:22,405 --> 00:27:24,305 till I checked your story out. 396 00:27:24,874 --> 00:27:26,398 It's a hell of a coincidence... 397 00:27:26,475 --> 00:27:29,842 me looking like your buddy and you being an ex-NIA officer, huh? 398 00:27:29,912 --> 00:27:31,004 Yeah. Sorry... 399 00:27:31,313 --> 00:27:32,302 Neville. 400 00:27:32,982 --> 00:27:34,142 Yeah, well... 401 00:27:35,017 --> 00:27:36,279 I understand. 402 00:27:41,357 --> 00:27:44,485 I just can't get over how much you look like my friend Mac. 403 00:27:45,061 --> 00:27:46,392 He was a real buddy, huh? 404 00:27:46,462 --> 00:27:47,656 The best. 405 00:27:49,298 --> 00:27:50,595 Look... 406 00:27:50,833 --> 00:27:53,529 you wanna call me Mac, it's okay. 407 00:27:56,806 --> 00:27:58,205 I couldn't do that. 408 00:27:59,075 --> 00:28:01,009 I use so many different names on this job already... 409 00:28:01,077 --> 00:28:03,204 one more is not gonna make any difference. 410 00:28:03,279 --> 00:28:05,179 Really, it's okay. 411 00:28:06,782 --> 00:28:07,976 Thanks... 412 00:28:11,020 --> 00:28:12,112 Mac. 413 00:28:15,391 --> 00:28:16,483 Now... 414 00:28:16,559 --> 00:28:19,460 the reason I came to see you is, I need your help. 415 00:28:23,933 --> 00:28:25,423 He's just sitting there... 416 00:28:27,236 --> 00:28:28,601 talking to the lads. 417 00:28:28,671 --> 00:28:30,070 That doesn't sound good. 418 00:28:30,339 --> 00:28:32,102 What's wrong with talking to the lads? 419 00:28:32,174 --> 00:28:34,574 Nothing, as long as you don't think they talk back. 420 00:28:35,978 --> 00:28:38,242 The lads are excellent listeners. 421 00:28:39,448 --> 00:28:40,642 Excellent. 422 00:28:40,916 --> 00:28:42,349 They may be Marine pilots... 423 00:28:42,418 --> 00:28:44,409 but most of them are just kids in their early 20s... 424 00:28:44,487 --> 00:28:45,920 and those slicks in Little Saigon... 425 00:28:45,988 --> 00:28:48,047 are taking them in a crooked poker game. 426 00:28:48,124 --> 00:28:50,058 So, I'm supposed to raid it... 427 00:28:50,259 --> 00:28:51,726 pretending to be Shore Patrol? 428 00:28:51,794 --> 00:28:54,024 Right, right. And I'll be on the inside. 429 00:28:54,663 --> 00:28:56,028 As Father Jim. 430 00:28:56,198 --> 00:28:58,393 No, no, no, as Lieutenant Briggs. 431 00:28:58,667 --> 00:29:00,635 A pilot in the squadron who's loaded. 432 00:29:00,703 --> 00:29:01,897 Lieutenant Briggs? 433 00:29:01,971 --> 00:29:03,097 Right! 434 00:29:03,172 --> 00:29:05,140 Right! Do you think the Vietnamese running this game... 435 00:29:05,207 --> 00:29:07,141 would believe in a priest playing high-stakes poker? 436 00:29:07,209 --> 00:29:09,268 I suppose not. You can bet not. 437 00:29:09,345 --> 00:29:11,779 So the Marines told them I was Lieutenant Briggs. 438 00:29:11,981 --> 00:29:14,074 So the Marines think you're Father Jim. 439 00:29:14,784 --> 00:29:15,978 Right. 440 00:29:16,719 --> 00:29:18,914 They wouldn't have even told me about the poker game... 441 00:29:18,988 --> 00:29:20,319 if they'd thought I was an NIA officer. 442 00:29:20,389 --> 00:29:22,482 Gambling's a court-martial offense. 443 00:29:24,260 --> 00:29:26,285 Yeah, but I still don't get it... 444 00:29:26,362 --> 00:29:27,351 Mac. 445 00:29:27,930 --> 00:29:30,490 I mean, why not use the real Shore Patrol? 446 00:29:30,566 --> 00:29:32,090 Look, I don't know how you felt about it... 447 00:29:32,168 --> 00:29:34,295 when you were with the NIA, but... 448 00:29:34,370 --> 00:29:37,601 I figure it's my job to help our boys, not to punish them and... 449 00:29:37,673 --> 00:29:39,231 I mean, if we're talking about drugs... 450 00:29:39,308 --> 00:29:42,243 or stolen government property or something, that's different. But... 451 00:29:43,512 --> 00:29:45,878 Getting ripped off in a crooked poker game... 452 00:29:46,649 --> 00:29:49,777 The way I see it, if I can get those kids their money back... 453 00:29:49,852 --> 00:29:52,150 and not make it official, who does it hurt? 454 00:29:52,988 --> 00:29:54,285 I guess nobody. 455 00:29:54,890 --> 00:29:56,414 Except the yahoos running the game. 456 00:29:56,492 --> 00:29:57,720 Right! 457 00:29:57,993 --> 00:30:00,928 Now, there's a head next to that poker room. 458 00:30:01,063 --> 00:30:04,499 Between 2200 and 2215, I'll excuse myself to use it. 459 00:30:05,401 --> 00:30:07,961 At 2230, you crawl through that window... 460 00:30:09,238 --> 00:30:12,036 dd 461 00:30:15,411 --> 00:30:16,400 Open with $10. 462 00:30:17,446 --> 00:30:18,845 I'll call. 463 00:30:20,316 --> 00:30:22,807 I'll see your $10, and raise you $20. 464 00:30:27,456 --> 00:30:29,754 I'll see your $20, and raise you $20. 465 00:30:32,461 --> 00:30:34,088 I'll see that... 466 00:30:34,563 --> 00:30:36,030 and raise $30. 467 00:30:38,634 --> 00:30:40,261 Nah. Too much for me. 468 00:30:40,336 --> 00:30:42,201 I'm game. Call. 469 00:30:43,572 --> 00:30:45,369 Well, let's make it interesting, then. 470 00:30:45,441 --> 00:30:47,966 I'll see your $30 and raise $50. 471 00:30:49,078 --> 00:30:51,046 I'll see that, and $100 more. 472 00:30:51,881 --> 00:30:53,781 I'm in! Call. 473 00:30:53,849 --> 00:30:57,649 I'll see your $100, bump you $100. 474 00:30:58,053 --> 00:30:59,111 It's your money. 475 00:30:59,188 --> 00:31:02,214 When Mac said a big-stakes poker game, he wasn't kidding. 476 00:31:02,291 --> 00:31:04,282 There were thousands on that table. 477 00:31:04,693 --> 00:31:07,184 Marine pilots don't usually have that kind of money... 478 00:31:07,263 --> 00:31:09,322 and that should have been a warning to me... 479 00:31:09,498 --> 00:31:12,592 but Mac was in there counting on me and, besides... 480 00:31:12,868 --> 00:31:14,233 it was 2230. 481 00:31:14,303 --> 00:31:15,565 How many cards? 482 00:31:15,871 --> 00:31:17,065 Two for me. 483 00:31:17,539 --> 00:31:18,528 I'll take one. 484 00:31:18,807 --> 00:31:20,900 Freeze! Hey! What the heck! 485 00:31:20,976 --> 00:31:22,034 Please. 486 00:31:24,013 --> 00:31:25,480 Great work, Lieutenant! 487 00:31:28,217 --> 00:31:30,742 You're under arrest for operating a gambling establishment... 488 00:31:30,819 --> 00:31:32,582 catering to Armed Forces personnel. 489 00:31:33,689 --> 00:31:35,953 Sorry I had to deceive you men. 490 00:31:36,125 --> 00:31:38,389 I'm Commander Brodrick of the Shore Patrol. 491 00:31:38,460 --> 00:31:40,394 I'm afraid you'll all have to stand court-martial. 492 00:31:40,462 --> 00:31:42,225 Lieutenant, where are your men? 493 00:31:42,298 --> 00:31:43,492 Out front, sir. 494 00:31:44,466 --> 00:31:45,592 Good. 495 00:31:47,469 --> 00:31:48,902 I'll go down and get them. 496 00:31:49,505 --> 00:31:50,904 Wait! 497 00:31:52,641 --> 00:31:54,632 There comes a time in everyone's life... 498 00:31:54,710 --> 00:31:56,371 when they know they've been had. 499 00:31:56,445 --> 00:31:57,810 This was mine. 500 00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:00,371 The only chance I had of getting to the street in one piece... 501 00:32:00,449 --> 00:32:01,746 was to play out the hand. 502 00:32:01,984 --> 00:32:03,349 No pun intended. 503 00:32:03,419 --> 00:32:05,887 Okay, back up. 504 00:32:08,857 --> 00:32:10,222 When Commander... 505 00:32:11,493 --> 00:32:14,155 When the Commander gets back with his men... 506 00:32:14,663 --> 00:32:16,290 I want you Marines to have your ID ready. 507 00:32:16,365 --> 00:32:17,889 We're gonna have to book you boys at Pearl. 508 00:32:17,967 --> 00:32:20,492 You people will be turned over to Five-O. 509 00:32:20,836 --> 00:32:22,861 And the ladies... 510 00:32:23,339 --> 00:32:25,204 Freeze! Shore Patrol! 511 00:32:27,977 --> 00:32:31,071 You know, you people didn't have to break in. I already had them in custody. 512 00:32:34,450 --> 00:32:36,884 I'm going to go downstairs and check on the Commander. Well done. 513 00:32:36,952 --> 00:32:38,419 Just a minute, sir. What? 514 00:32:38,487 --> 00:32:39,749 Who are you? 515 00:32:40,022 --> 00:32:41,319 Who am I? 516 00:32:42,291 --> 00:32:43,315 Who am I? 517 00:32:43,392 --> 00:32:45,019 His name's Magnum. 518 00:32:46,862 --> 00:32:48,489 And the question's not who he is... 519 00:32:48,564 --> 00:32:52,625 but what's he doing posing as a Naval officer in an illegal gambling house? 520 00:32:58,340 --> 00:33:00,433 They claim there was no one else in that game. 521 00:33:00,509 --> 00:33:03,637 Well, of course they do. Those Marine pilots think he's Father Jim... 522 00:33:03,712 --> 00:33:05,407 a Navy chaplain trying to help them. 523 00:33:05,481 --> 00:33:06,948 They're not gonna get him in trouble. 524 00:33:07,016 --> 00:33:08,313 And the Vietnamese? 525 00:33:08,384 --> 00:33:10,011 He took all the money from the table. 526 00:33:10,085 --> 00:33:12,383 If he doesn't exist, then the money doesn't exist... 527 00:33:12,454 --> 00:33:15,321 and you can't charge him with operating a gambling casino. 528 00:33:16,725 --> 00:33:18,215 I checked out your... 529 00:33:18,293 --> 00:33:19,851 Lieutenant Neville Thompson. 530 00:33:19,928 --> 00:33:22,226 There's no record of anybody by that name in NIA... 531 00:33:22,297 --> 00:33:24,663 or, for that matter, in the US Navy. 532 00:33:24,733 --> 00:33:27,224 Mac was conning me. He's not gonna use his real name. 533 00:33:27,302 --> 00:33:28,291 "Mac"? 534 00:33:28,370 --> 00:33:30,634 Well, what do you want me to call him? John Doe? 535 00:33:30,706 --> 00:33:32,071 And there's something I'd like to know. 536 00:33:32,141 --> 00:33:33,836 What are you doing on a gambling raid? 537 00:33:33,909 --> 00:33:35,706 That isn't of any Interest to NIA. 538 00:33:35,778 --> 00:33:38,906 It is if the pilots involved are flying F-18s. 539 00:33:38,981 --> 00:33:40,778 Duc-Ho, who runs that place... 540 00:33:40,849 --> 00:33:42,976 wouldn't be beyond swapping IOUs... 541 00:33:43,052 --> 00:33:45,213 for a copy of an operations manual. 542 00:33:45,554 --> 00:33:47,215 Those kids didn't. No. 543 00:33:47,356 --> 00:33:50,587 Despite what they're flying, they're just a little wet behind the ears. 544 00:33:50,826 --> 00:33:53,317 All Duc-Ho got out of them was their money. 545 00:33:54,696 --> 00:33:56,254 Who tipped you to the card game? 546 00:33:56,331 --> 00:33:59,767 NIA got a call from someone in Little Saigon. It happens all the time. 547 00:33:59,835 --> 00:34:00,995 Mac. 548 00:34:01,103 --> 00:34:03,537 Now, that's the second time you've called him Mac! 549 00:34:03,605 --> 00:34:05,835 Magnum, you're not telling me everything! 550 00:34:06,608 --> 00:34:08,269 Are you going to charge me or not? 551 00:34:12,614 --> 00:34:14,514 Hell, I figure you impersonated an officer... 552 00:34:14,583 --> 00:34:16,574 all the time you were in the Navy. 553 00:34:16,652 --> 00:34:18,552 I guess once more didn't matter. 554 00:34:19,955 --> 00:34:23,516 The duty yeoman will arrange transportation back to your car. 555 00:34:26,762 --> 00:34:28,354 What are you up to, Buck? 556 00:34:28,931 --> 00:34:30,626 This isn't like you to let me off. 557 00:34:30,999 --> 00:34:34,730 I'm doing it because I don't want to spend my Saturday typing up charges. 558 00:34:34,803 --> 00:34:36,930 But if you insist on being charged... 559 00:34:37,005 --> 00:34:38,563 No, no. No. ...I'll be happy to oblige you. 560 00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:39,868 It's not necessary. 561 00:34:42,411 --> 00:34:44,504 And thank you, Colonel. 562 00:34:53,989 --> 00:34:55,217 It was a nightmare. 563 00:34:55,290 --> 00:34:59,249 No matter how many times I saw Mac, I couldn't prove he existed. 564 00:34:59,461 --> 00:35:00,826 None of my friends had seen him... 565 00:35:00,896 --> 00:35:03,023 and the people who did wouldn't admit it. 566 00:35:03,098 --> 00:35:05,965 I couldn't blame Higgins or the guys for thinking I was hallucinating. 567 00:35:06,034 --> 00:35:07,934 Hell, I even began to wonder. 568 00:35:08,003 --> 00:35:10,938 So there was no way I was going to tell Buck Greene, or anyone else... 569 00:35:11,006 --> 00:35:12,303 what was going on. 570 00:35:12,374 --> 00:35:13,773 Not until I found Mac. 571 00:35:13,842 --> 00:35:15,139 Or someone who knew him. 572 00:35:15,210 --> 00:35:16,199 Or... 573 00:35:26,221 --> 00:35:27,882 Sure, I can pick him out. 574 00:35:28,223 --> 00:35:29,520 Yeah, that's Father Jim. 575 00:35:29,591 --> 00:35:31,855 He's got a mustache now, but that's him. 576 00:35:32,127 --> 00:35:34,322 Came in collecting for Navy Relief. 577 00:35:34,830 --> 00:35:37,458 Now, most of my customers are tourists, but... 578 00:35:37,533 --> 00:35:39,057 What the hell, I was in the service. 579 00:35:39,134 --> 00:35:41,261 I know how tough it is on you guys. 580 00:35:42,104 --> 00:35:43,332 I gave him $50. 581 00:35:43,405 --> 00:35:45,930 Hey, that's great. Do you know where I can reach him? 582 00:35:46,608 --> 00:35:48,269 You kidding, Lieutenant? 583 00:35:48,343 --> 00:35:51,278 Pearl Harbor. Where else you gonna find a Navy chaplain? 584 00:35:52,581 --> 00:35:53,570 Yeah. 585 00:35:53,649 --> 00:35:54,843 Why didn't I think of that? 586 00:35:54,917 --> 00:35:55,975 Thanks. Yeah. 587 00:35:56,051 --> 00:35:58,076 Hey, Lieutenant, don't you want some ice cream? 588 00:35:58,153 --> 00:36:00,519 We got a special on a hot fudge sundae. 589 00:36:01,423 --> 00:36:03,391 We don't allow food in the store. 590 00:36:03,992 --> 00:36:05,550 Oh. Sorry. 591 00:36:06,562 --> 00:36:09,156 If I let you do it, I'd have to let everyone. 592 00:36:09,331 --> 00:36:11,697 And with that ice cream parlor right next door... 593 00:36:11,767 --> 00:36:12,995 I understand. 594 00:36:14,636 --> 00:36:16,604 Do you recognize the guy on the left? 595 00:36:16,872 --> 00:36:18,396 I believe that's Father Jim. 596 00:36:18,807 --> 00:36:19,899 It is. 597 00:36:19,975 --> 00:36:22,375 I didn't know they allowed priests to wear shirts like that. 598 00:36:22,444 --> 00:36:23,877 Oh, only when they're off duty. 599 00:36:23,946 --> 00:36:26,312 Was he in here collecting for Navy Relief? 600 00:36:26,381 --> 00:36:29,407 Yes, Thursday morning. I donated $100. 601 00:36:32,487 --> 00:36:34,079 Is something wrong? 602 00:36:35,057 --> 00:36:37,184 No. No. He's just an old friend... 603 00:36:37,259 --> 00:36:40,194 and I was told he was in Waikiki collecting for the fund... 604 00:36:40,262 --> 00:36:43,698 and I was hoping to find him before my plane left for Tokyo. Thank you. 605 00:36:44,533 --> 00:36:47,593 If your plane isn't leaving before 3:00, you can meet him here... 606 00:36:47,669 --> 00:36:49,227 when he picks up his watch. 607 00:37:29,745 --> 00:37:31,406 I call her Olga. 608 00:37:33,015 --> 00:37:34,949 I don't know her real name. 609 00:37:35,350 --> 00:37:38,342 But who can be sure of anybody's real name these days? 610 00:37:39,554 --> 00:37:42,216 Magnum. Boy, am I glad to see you! 611 00:37:42,758 --> 00:37:43,918 Really? 612 00:37:45,027 --> 00:37:46,722 Did you know that the real Shore Patrol... 613 00:37:46,795 --> 00:37:48,387 raided that joint right after we left? 614 00:37:48,463 --> 00:37:50,294 After you left. 615 00:37:50,899 --> 00:37:53,993 Well, now, I don't blame you for being upset, but I can explain. 616 00:37:54,069 --> 00:37:56,060 Only not here, because I'm being followed. 617 00:37:56,138 --> 00:37:58,470 Look, why don't I meet you at this little place called Al's? 618 00:37:58,540 --> 00:37:59,598 It's at the corner of... 619 00:38:01,743 --> 00:38:03,404 No more meeting places! 620 00:38:03,478 --> 00:38:06,140 No more phony IDs! No more bull! 621 00:38:06,214 --> 00:38:08,341 I want answers! And I wanna give them to you. 622 00:38:08,417 --> 00:38:10,442 Now, who the hell are you? My name's Jim Bonick. 623 00:38:10,519 --> 00:38:12,350 I was a Navy jet jock till I lost a canopy... 624 00:38:12,454 --> 00:38:14,945 Oh! ...at Angels 50 and my eardrums burst! 625 00:38:15,290 --> 00:38:16,689 It's the truth! 626 00:38:22,431 --> 00:38:25,400 I could never fly again, so I got out. 627 00:38:26,401 --> 00:38:28,266 The last couple of months before my separation... 628 00:38:28,337 --> 00:38:29,634 they assigned me a desk at NIA. 629 00:38:29,705 --> 00:38:32,071 And that's how I checked your story out. I called some old friends. 630 00:38:32,140 --> 00:38:35,337 And now you're going to hand me some phony ID with Jim Bonick's name on it. 631 00:38:35,410 --> 00:38:36,672 Are you crazy? 632 00:38:36,745 --> 00:38:40,272 Doing what I do for a living, you think I'd carry my real ID on me? 633 00:38:40,682 --> 00:38:41,910 See? That proves I'm Jim Bonick! 634 00:38:41,983 --> 00:38:44,383 I don't have any ID on me with that name on it! 635 00:38:44,619 --> 00:38:46,348 That doesn't prove anything! 636 00:38:46,855 --> 00:38:49,517 What do you do for a living? Rip off the Navy Relief Fund? 637 00:38:49,591 --> 00:38:52,651 Hold up high-stakes poker games and leave guys like me holding the bag? 638 00:38:52,728 --> 00:38:54,855 I took the bag. You know what I mean! 639 00:38:54,930 --> 00:38:56,522 Well, what did I do that was so wrong? 640 00:38:56,598 --> 00:38:58,828 What did you do that was so wrong? 641 00:38:58,900 --> 00:39:00,197 You're a rip-off artist! 642 00:39:00,268 --> 00:39:01,667 You're a conman and a thief! 643 00:39:01,737 --> 00:39:02,795 I am not a thief! 644 00:39:03,138 --> 00:39:04,264 You're not a... 645 00:39:10,245 --> 00:39:11,940 You're not a thief? No. 646 00:39:12,013 --> 00:39:13,241 You're not a thief? 647 00:39:13,315 --> 00:39:14,407 No. 648 00:39:14,483 --> 00:39:17,418 Did Navy Relief get the money you collected? Huh? 649 00:39:17,486 --> 00:39:19,886 Twenty-five percent. 650 00:39:20,088 --> 00:39:21,487 Which is more than they would have gotten... 651 00:39:21,556 --> 00:39:23,922 from a professional fund-raising company! 652 00:39:24,993 --> 00:39:26,893 What about the card game? 653 00:39:26,995 --> 00:39:29,486 That money was already ripped off from those pilots. 654 00:39:29,564 --> 00:39:31,429 All I did was liberate it from thieves. 655 00:39:31,500 --> 00:39:33,263 Liberate it? That's right, liberate it! 656 00:39:33,335 --> 00:39:35,132 Come on, come on! Give me another one. 657 00:39:37,339 --> 00:39:39,933 Did those pilots get their money back? 658 00:39:40,142 --> 00:39:43,134 Well, now, I couldn't very well do that, could I? 659 00:39:43,211 --> 00:39:45,008 They're being held on suspicion of gambling. 660 00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:47,742 If I show up to give them money back they lost in a poker game... 661 00:39:47,816 --> 00:39:49,010 It would... It would... 662 00:39:49,251 --> 00:39:50,718 prove they were gambling... 663 00:39:50,786 --> 00:39:53,983 and you're only keeping it to save them from being court-martialed. 664 00:39:54,556 --> 00:39:56,547 I'm glad you finally understand. 665 00:39:57,526 --> 00:39:58,891 It doesn't matter. 666 00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:00,052 All that matters... 667 00:40:00,128 --> 00:40:03,564 is that Rick and Higgins and T.C. Meet you! Who's that? 668 00:40:03,632 --> 00:40:06,100 They're three guys that think I made you up! 669 00:40:06,701 --> 00:40:08,896 And you know something? Right now I'm hoping they're right! 670 00:40:09,971 --> 00:40:11,871 I told you I was being followed! 671 00:40:13,942 --> 00:40:16,035 Great. This is all I need. 672 00:40:19,614 --> 00:40:20,638 Wait! 673 00:40:25,420 --> 00:40:26,580 Where's the money? 674 00:40:27,622 --> 00:40:30,022 Money? The money you stole from them. 675 00:40:30,659 --> 00:40:32,217 I don't know. Where'd you put it? 676 00:40:44,105 --> 00:40:45,504 I'm going to give you to them... 677 00:40:45,574 --> 00:40:48,168 Okay, okay, okay. It's in the trunk. 678 00:40:48,477 --> 00:40:49,842 It's not in the trunk! 679 00:40:49,911 --> 00:40:51,811 It's in the front trunk! 680 00:40:52,914 --> 00:40:56,111 Look, if we give them the money, they're gonna kill us! 681 00:40:56,218 --> 00:40:57,913 Our only chance is to jump them. 682 00:41:00,655 --> 00:41:01,849 The money. 683 00:41:07,963 --> 00:41:09,328 It's in the trunk. 684 00:41:10,198 --> 00:41:11,256 It's not in the trunk. 685 00:41:11,333 --> 00:41:12,664 You heard him. It's under the bonnet. 686 00:41:12,734 --> 00:41:13,723 Bonnet? 687 00:41:13,802 --> 00:41:15,394 The front trunk! 688 00:41:25,413 --> 00:41:27,745 I have to release it from the inside. 689 00:41:37,959 --> 00:41:39,290 It's under the spare tire. 690 00:41:43,365 --> 00:41:44,525 Now what? 691 00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:46,526 I'm a black belt. 692 00:41:46,601 --> 00:41:49,468 You take the guys on your side, I'll take the guys on mine. 693 00:41:59,247 --> 00:42:00,339 Mac! 694 00:42:40,822 --> 00:42:42,255 Magnum, you okay? 695 00:42:43,458 --> 00:42:45,790 What happened to "I'll take the guys on my side"? 696 00:42:45,860 --> 00:42:47,828 There weren't any guys on my side. 697 00:42:48,296 --> 00:42:50,389 When Magnum said he was being conned... 698 00:42:50,465 --> 00:42:53,457 by somebody posing as an NIA officer... 699 00:42:53,535 --> 00:42:55,594 and he kept calling him Mac... 700 00:42:55,971 --> 00:42:57,233 I figured it was you. 701 00:42:57,305 --> 00:42:59,273 You know him? Hell, yes. 702 00:43:00,241 --> 00:43:03,438 He's a Naval pilot who got a medical discharge for... 703 00:43:03,511 --> 00:43:05,479 Busted eardrums. That was it. 704 00:43:06,181 --> 00:43:08,547 Uncanny the way he looks like Mac, isn't it? 705 00:43:09,017 --> 00:43:10,109 Yeah. 706 00:43:10,485 --> 00:43:12,715 Gave me goose bumps the first time I saw him. 707 00:43:13,688 --> 00:43:17,784 He was assigned to NIA while his discharge was being processed. 708 00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:22,357 Always had some con or another going. 709 00:43:22,664 --> 00:43:24,598 If he hadn't gotten the medical... 710 00:43:24,666 --> 00:43:26,429 he'd have ended up in Leavenworth. 711 00:43:26,501 --> 00:43:28,492 Well, now, Colonel, that's just not fair. 712 00:43:28,570 --> 00:43:30,504 The hell it isn't, Travis. 713 00:43:30,672 --> 00:43:32,003 Travis? 714 00:43:32,674 --> 00:43:35,142 Lieutenant Joe Travis. 715 00:43:35,210 --> 00:43:36,575 That's your buddy's real name. 716 00:43:45,754 --> 00:43:47,016 After Mac agreed... 717 00:43:47,088 --> 00:43:49,579 to file charges with me against Duc-Ho and his boys... 718 00:43:49,658 --> 00:43:51,125 Buck let us go. 719 00:43:51,359 --> 00:43:55,625 Outside, Mac quickly explained that he'd lied to the Navy about his name. 720 00:43:55,830 --> 00:43:57,661 He insisted that he'd told me the truth... 721 00:43:57,732 --> 00:43:59,563 that his real name was Jim Bonick. 722 00:43:59,634 --> 00:44:01,158 It seems he and a friend named Travis... 723 00:44:01,236 --> 00:44:02,703 had switched names in Pensacola... 724 00:44:02,771 --> 00:44:05,001 in some elaborate scheme to avoid duty watches... 725 00:44:05,073 --> 00:44:07,974 and he'd ended up commissioned with Travis's name. 726 00:44:09,177 --> 00:44:11,338 I didn't care if it was true or not. 727 00:44:11,579 --> 00:44:13,877 All that mattered was that I wasn't crazy. 728 00:44:13,948 --> 00:44:16,314 I wasn't hallucinating, there were no ghosts... 729 00:44:16,384 --> 00:44:19,012 and I could finally prove that to my friends. 730 00:44:26,027 --> 00:44:27,619 Hi, guys. 731 00:44:28,129 --> 00:44:29,289 Where have you been? Where have you been? 732 00:44:29,364 --> 00:44:30,558 We've had Five-O scouring the island... 733 00:44:30,632 --> 00:44:31,997 We were searching the morgue, the hospital, the... 734 00:44:32,367 --> 00:44:33,493 What are you doing in that uniform? 735 00:44:33,568 --> 00:44:34,592 Wait! 736 00:44:36,538 --> 00:44:38,972 I know you all think I'm crazy. 737 00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:40,268 Oh, no, well, I didn't mean to imply... 738 00:44:40,341 --> 00:44:42,809 Well, I didn't say you were crazy. What I really meant was... 739 00:44:46,314 --> 00:44:47,747 I don't blame you. 740 00:44:48,750 --> 00:44:52,015 Circumstantial evidence would lead anyone to believe... 741 00:44:52,087 --> 00:44:54,146 that I had been hallucinating. 742 00:44:55,690 --> 00:44:57,180 Or had seen a ghost. 743 00:44:59,894 --> 00:45:01,361 Well, my friends... 744 00:45:02,664 --> 00:45:05,224 I have absolute... 745 00:45:05,433 --> 00:45:06,957 living proof... 746 00:45:07,202 --> 00:45:09,033 that neither is the case. 747 00:45:11,606 --> 00:45:13,096 Come on in, Mac! 748 00:45:24,886 --> 00:45:26,012 Mac? 749 00:45:44,639 --> 00:45:46,231 Oh, my God. 750 00:45:47,809 --> 00:45:49,208 Hiya, fellows. 751 00:47:13,628 --> 00:47:14,890 The mustache! 752 00:47:30,778 --> 00:47:33,178 Well, what's wrong, Magnum? You look like you've seen a ghost.