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to Private Investigation 101.
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We're on a field trip. Relax
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I thought we were looking
for Stacy's lost boyfriend.
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Hey, trust the teach.
He can handle himself.
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I wanna know where Ted is.
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This wasn't just
a classroom exercise to me.
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Ted is in real trouble.
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What in God's name have
you done to Mildred's room?
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The trash is part of
a lesson plan, Gaylord.
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This class is canceled.
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Whoa, bummer.
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You sure
you have everything?
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I got everything.
I'm all set, sweetheart.
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Okay. I'm gonna
miss you.
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I'm gonna
miss you too, baby.
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I'll go park
and meet you at the gate.
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Nah, there's not enough time,
sweetheart.
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I better just
make a run for it.
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I gotta go.
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Bye-bye.
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Wait. Kiss.
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Oh.
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I love you.
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Give me a call.
Let me know
where you're staying.
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Yeah.
Yeah, I promise. Bye-bye.
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Hey, you can't park here.
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Five minutes. I'm...
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It's a loading zone.
I'm meeting someone.
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Last call for flight 241
to Seattle.
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Last call for flight 241
to Seattle.
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My boyfriend
left his ticket in the car.
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Do you have someone
looking for a ticket?
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That plane
is departing right now.
Well, he...
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Sorry.
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Well, he can't have left.
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Thank you. There you go.
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Yeah, thanks.
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Thank you.
Have a nice day,
Mr. Hazlett.
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Surveillance
of any kind requires
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a high degree
of professionalism.
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Tailing the target requires
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intense concentration.
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Relax for even a second,
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and he or she
could simply vanish.
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Or even worse,
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if you allow he or she
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to recognize you
as an adversary,
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then he or she
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might instigate
direct confrontation,
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which the Surgeon General
has declared to be
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Hazardous to your health.
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Strike that. That stinks.
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Your discretion
is commendable.
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Higgins, don't you ever knock?
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I just discovered
Mr. Masters' stereo wall
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has an ugly, gaping wound
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on the left side.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Higgins.
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Look, I'll put it back
just as soon as I finish
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my idea vocabulary.
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Look. Dare to Achieve.
A Guidebook
to Successful Motivation.
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See, I'm using it
to prepare
my first lesson plan.
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See, the way you get your
idea vocabulary
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is you let all your thoughts
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just kinda drop
out of your brain
in no particular order,
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and then you
store them on tape
for future use.
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You dropped one.
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Oh, that's pizza.
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I didn't
have time to stop work
and take a break, Higgins.
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It didn't get down
on the machine.
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Surely a highly sensitive
$2,000 recording device
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merits better use
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than the logging
of non-sequitured musings
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and the indignity
of mozzarella droppings.
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Higgins, please,
at least let me
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play back what I've done
and take some notes.
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I've got
my first class tomorrow
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and I don't have
a lesson plan.
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Magnum, how long have
you known that you were
going to teach this course?
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Two weeks!
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But, I mean,
I've been busy on a case,
Higgins.
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I mean, after all,
that's why they asked me
to teach the class, remember?
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I am a working
private investigator.
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Certainly not because you're
on a volleyball team
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with the Director of Adult
Education of the college.
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No.
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Okay, so Dave Gibson and I
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play an occasional game
of volleyball. Big deal.
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You really expect
to fill 20 hours
with this course?
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Aren't you afraid you'll be
overdrawn at your idea bank?
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It's idea vocabulary,
Higgins, and please,
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just let me keep it
for this chapter.
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You know, Kenji was suddenly
called away from
the estate this morning.
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A death in the family.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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What's this got to do
with your generosity?
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Well, he was in the midst of
fertilizing the hibiscus beds.
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Someone needs to finish it.
I haven't the time.
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Sure.
How difficult could that be?
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And the hibiscus needs only
one more ton of manure.
A ton?
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Do you want
the tape recorder or not?
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All right.
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But for a ton of manure,
I get to keep it
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for as long as
I'm teaching the class.
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Your class will
probably be canceled
after today.
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Oh, no, no.
It's right here
in your prospectus.
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"Private Investigation 101.
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"A fascinating in-depth study
of the world
of private investigation
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"taught by professional
private investigator,
Thomas Magnum. 20 hours."
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Provided there is sufficient
interest in the course
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to provide minimum enrollment.
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Oh, it's no problem.
Dave is expecting
a big sign-up.
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Mr. Magnum,
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Mr. Gibson
is a very fine administrator.
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However,
his impulsive additions
to our curriculum in the past
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have proven to be
unsuccessful experiments.
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He felt passionately
about a course called
Ocean Hydrodynamics.
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It had a total enrollment
of one. Himself.
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Mr. Gaylord,
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this is not
Ocean Hydrodynamics, okay?
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I am teaching
a beginner's class
in a profession.
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Perhaps.
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But you will admit that
in the general body
of our other offerings,
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it does appear
to be rather superfluous.
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No. No, I won't admit that.
Look at this.
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"Eighteenth Century
Portuguese Literature,
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"Politics of the Vatican,
1919 to 1933,
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"A History
of European Metallurgy."
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And you call
my course superfluous?
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Room 214.
Look at this.
This one's so superfluous
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it's already been canceled.
"Applied Metaphysics,
Mildred Gaylord."
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Geez.
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My wife.
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Her course was canceled
by a Mr. Gibson
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to make room for yours.
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Well, good luck
with your enrollment,
Mr. Magnum.
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I will be very interested
in the total.
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The college has a policy.
Eight students per course.
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Eight?
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All I need is eight?
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Eight.
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Welcome to all five of you
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to Private Investigation 101.
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I'm sure there'll be lots
more students coming along
in just a few minutes.
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In the meantime...
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Thomas
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Magnum.
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You can call me...
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You can call me
anything you want.
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Right.
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Well, I was planning
on dividing this class
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into two parts.
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The first part will be
the classroom lectures,
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and then the second part...
I think you're going
to like this.
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The second part will be
where we go
out on the streets
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for what I call
an actual field study case.
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What kind of field study case?
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Well, I'm glad you asked that
because that's what we need.
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We need some
classroom participation.
What's your name?
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Merle.
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What kind of field study case?
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Well, I was planning
to use a case that,
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that I had already solved
a couple of years ago
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and then re-enacting
my investigative procedure.
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What if somebody in the class
has some cases
that weren't solved?
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Now, why can't we
work on that?
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That's a great idea!
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Mrs. Anawahi. Elena.
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I have a half dozen cases
to work on. Bad checks.
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Elena's Gift Shop
on Diamond Head.
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The amount's too small
for the police
to take care of,
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so I thought I'd learn
how to do it myself.
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You're welcome to help me find
some of these deadbeats.
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After we catch the louse
that sold me the junk truck.
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I paid this dude...
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Hold it. Hold it, hold it.
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Merle, I don't think
a real case is a good idea.
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Why not?
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Because you're only paying
$25 for the course.
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That's not the point.
See, the point is,
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if we go out on
one of your cases...
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Well, you'll be happy to know
I don't have one.
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Ah.
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Kiana Dau.
I'm a journalism major.
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Here strictly for research.
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Is she right, Magnum?
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You think we're here
trying to rip you off?
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No.
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No, that's not the case
at all. It's just...
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It's hard enough for one guy
to tail a suspect,
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But can you imagine
how conspicuous six of us...
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Seven of us.
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Seven of us would be?
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I mean,
that's why a real case just...
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It just doesn't work.
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P.I. 101?
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Private Investigation 101.
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That is,
if we get two more students.
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Stacy Dayton.
I'm sorry I'm late.
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Why can't you take us out
investigating a few at a time?
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Maybe have more than one case.
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No...
See, that is another problem.
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Elena, you and Merle both
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have people that you
want to find.
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I mean, how could we
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possibly choose
which one to pursue?
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Right.
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I mean, would you stop giving
Mr. Magnum such a hard time?
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I mean, he's already got this
nice, pre-solved case for us
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all worked out.
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I mean, we should be grateful.
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Yeah. Well, not me.
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Adios.
Fine. No, fine.
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That's fine.
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We'll do a show of hands.
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First Elena's check bouncers
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and then Merle's
truck salesman.
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Thank you.
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Well, hey.
Like, what about
everybody else, huh?
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I mean,
can't we have problems, too?
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Okay, you got a prob...
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If you have a problem,
all of you, any of you,
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just write it down
on a piece of paper.
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Okay?
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You know? If you have one.
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Now, just write
'em down
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on a piece of paper,
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and then
we'll put them
in this,
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and whichever one we choose
will be our case.
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Okay? Is that fair?
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Hey, you're doing
the right thing, you know?
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I mean,
like a real case.
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Yeah, we'll be having
a real P.I. Experience,
you know?
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Private investigation can be
great fun. What is your name?
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Danny.
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Yeah, like my old man
was on my case
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about getting a job
and stuff, you know.
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So I go, "Hey."
I mean, there's worse ways
to earn a living, right?
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Well, I mean, you work
your own hours,
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you pull down
the big bucks. Yeah.
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Girls really dig it, too,
right?
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Like it's pretty
laid back, huh?
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Sure. And after
you finish this,
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all you need
are 2,000 hours
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of investigative work
to get your license.
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Two thousand?
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Whoa, bummer.
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Where did you
get your experience,
Mr. Magnum?
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Well...
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Naval Intelligence.
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He was a Lieutenant Commander.
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00:13:33,519 --> 00:13:36,044
I'm a retired librarian.
Albert Leonard.
253
00:13:37,890 --> 00:13:41,621
I just did a little
basic research on you.
254
00:13:42,561 --> 00:13:45,052
First step in
an investigation, I believe?
255
00:13:49,301 --> 00:13:50,700
Four.
256
00:13:50,836 --> 00:13:53,202
Four potential cases.
257
00:13:53,939 --> 00:13:54,997
Kiana,
258
00:13:57,009 --> 00:13:59,876
since you don't have a case,
why don't you hold that,
259
00:13:59,945 --> 00:14:00,934
and...
260
00:14:01,780 --> 00:14:02,769
Albert.
261
00:14:02,848 --> 00:14:03,906
Albert, why don't...
262
00:14:03,982 --> 00:14:06,177
You don't have
a case either,
so if you'll pick them,
263
00:14:06,251 --> 00:14:08,446
we'll make that
as fair as possible.
264
00:14:15,594 --> 00:14:18,688
"I am running for my life
from an unfriendly
foreign power.
265
00:14:18,764 --> 00:14:22,256
"If I don't find the hit man
in 24 hours,
266
00:14:22,835 --> 00:14:24,359
"like, I'm dead, man."
267
00:14:29,775 --> 00:14:33,040
Well, I just put that in there
for laughs, you know?
268
00:14:33,579 --> 00:14:35,672
I didn't figure you'd pick it
or anything.
269
00:14:48,327 --> 00:14:50,591
"I think my fiancé
is cheating on me."
270
00:14:59,137 --> 00:15:00,331
I'm sorry.
271
00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:03,437
I really do need help.
272
00:15:04,176 --> 00:15:06,041
I have to find him.
273
00:15:07,679 --> 00:15:08,873
Please help me.
274
00:15:11,383 --> 00:15:13,283
And then
the ticket agent assured me
275
00:15:13,352 --> 00:15:16,344
that no T. Hazlett
got on that flight to Seattle.
276
00:15:18,357 --> 00:15:20,985
And a girlfriend of mine
swears that she saw Ted
277
00:15:21,059 --> 00:15:24,290
coming out of a bar last night
on the North Shore.
278
00:15:24,730 --> 00:15:28,598
Well, we'll do some checking
between now
and the next class.
279
00:15:29,668 --> 00:15:32,193
If he's on the island,
he shouldn't be
too hard to find.
280
00:15:32,871 --> 00:15:35,362
The class,
Mr. Magnum,
281
00:15:35,841 --> 00:15:38,071
if you don't get
enough students
to continue,
282
00:15:38,143 --> 00:15:39,872
would you still help me
find Ted?
283
00:15:40,913 --> 00:15:42,540
I can't pay
your regular fee, but...
284
00:15:42,614 --> 00:15:43,603
Stacy,
285
00:15:43,715 --> 00:15:45,410
there is going to be a class.
286
00:15:45,484 --> 00:15:48,214
I think I can round up
a couple of more students.
287
00:15:48,287 --> 00:15:49,948
In the meantime,
just try not to worry.
288
00:15:50,022 --> 00:15:52,582
I'm sure there's
a very innocent explanation.
289
00:15:53,792 --> 00:15:54,781
Okay.
290
00:15:55,694 --> 00:15:58,356
Well, I'll see you tomorrow.
And thank you.
291
00:16:13,612 --> 00:16:17,275
Theodore Allen Hazlett.
292
00:16:26,858 --> 00:16:30,919
Born August 27th, 1956
in Phoenix, Arizona.
293
00:16:30,996 --> 00:16:33,829
Graduated Central Arizona
University, 1979
294
00:16:33,899 --> 00:16:35,730
with a degree
in business administration.
295
00:16:36,501 --> 00:16:38,401
Moved to Hawaii in 1981,
296
00:16:38,470 --> 00:16:41,701
currently employed as
an officer with
Huiia Savings and Loan.
297
00:16:42,708 --> 00:16:45,541
His father was an only child
and his mother
298
00:16:46,044 --> 00:16:47,944
has one deceased brother.
299
00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:50,373
Therefore, we must conclude
300
00:16:50,449 --> 00:16:54,351
that he had no plans
to visit a sick uncle
in Seattle, as he told Stacy.
301
00:16:56,221 --> 00:16:57,381
He did lie to me.
302
00:16:58,056 --> 00:17:00,581
Whoa, gnarly!
303
00:17:02,928 --> 00:17:04,896
Any questions up till now?
304
00:17:12,838 --> 00:17:14,066
T. C?
305
00:17:14,773 --> 00:17:18,072
Your knowledge of the target
is most impressive.
306
00:17:18,143 --> 00:17:21,135
Can you tell us how you
collect your information?
307
00:17:23,648 --> 00:17:26,082
It's a basic skill
of investigative work.
308
00:17:26,151 --> 00:17:28,813
A very long
and tedious process.
309
00:17:30,722 --> 00:17:32,349
Records research?
310
00:17:33,358 --> 00:17:35,383
Right, Albert.
Records, like...
311
00:17:35,460 --> 00:17:38,486
The DMV, voters registration,
coroner's reports,
312
00:17:38,563 --> 00:17:39,655
court records,
313
00:17:39,731 --> 00:17:42,700
and some key people
who provide inside
street information,
314
00:17:42,768 --> 00:17:45,635
or something
along those lines.
315
00:17:46,304 --> 00:17:47,794
Among other things, yes.
316
00:17:48,106 --> 00:17:49,471
T. C: I've heard that
317
00:17:49,941 --> 00:17:54,207
some private investigators
don't even do any of that
bone-numbing research.
318
00:17:54,646 --> 00:17:57,342
That they actually
con other people
to do it for them.
319
00:17:57,416 --> 00:17:58,781
Yes, I've heard that also.
320
00:17:58,850 --> 00:18:00,875
But, surely
that can't be true.
321
00:18:04,222 --> 00:18:05,655
Getting back to Ted.
322
00:18:05,724 --> 00:18:09,251
The first step
in a missing persons
investigation...
323
00:18:09,694 --> 00:18:11,389
Mr. Magnum,
324
00:18:11,663 --> 00:18:13,187
you haven't
answered the question.
325
00:18:14,466 --> 00:18:17,333
I'm afraid little purpose
would be served by an answer,
Miss Dau,
326
00:18:17,402 --> 00:18:19,097
since I have
the unfortunate duty
327
00:18:19,171 --> 00:18:21,196
to post a cancellation
to this class.
328
00:18:21,273 --> 00:18:24,572
I find only six enrollments.
329
00:18:24,643 --> 00:18:28,238
I think if you count heads
again, Mr. Gaylord,
you'll come up with eight.
330
00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:38,655
Please come to
the office immediately
after the bell.
331
00:18:38,924 --> 00:18:41,051
We do have
a sign-up procedure.
332
00:18:42,661 --> 00:18:45,755
Should anyone wish to know,
today is
the semester deadline
333
00:18:45,831 --> 00:18:47,093
for dropping out
of a course
334
00:18:47,165 --> 00:18:49,633
and receiving
a full refund.
335
00:18:51,236 --> 00:18:52,225
Good day.
336
00:18:57,175 --> 00:19:01,236
It's official! P.I. 101...
337
00:19:01,313 --> 00:19:03,781
Private Investigation 101
is in!
338
00:19:03,849 --> 00:19:06,317
Whoa, radical!
339
00:19:07,486 --> 00:19:10,046
All right!
Now, as I was saying,
the first step
340
00:19:10,122 --> 00:19:12,056
in a missing persons
investigation
341
00:19:12,124 --> 00:19:14,649
is to visit the target's
last known whereabouts.
342
00:19:15,861 --> 00:19:19,353
But since in this case
he was last seen
at a very large airport,
343
00:19:19,431 --> 00:19:21,991
we have to take
the next most logical step.
344
00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:23,995
His last alleged whereabouts.
345
00:19:24,069 --> 00:19:26,435
Danny, the bar is just
a couple of more miles.
346
00:19:26,505 --> 00:19:27,995
It's The Pipeline,
right, Stacy?
347
00:19:28,073 --> 00:19:30,303
Yeah. That's where Deborah
said she saw him.
348
00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:33,105
Hey, like, you think I can get
some mileage money?
349
00:19:33,311 --> 00:19:36,041
I mean, nobody told me
we were gonna carpool it.
350
00:19:36,815 --> 00:19:38,806
I'll pay for the beers
when we get there.
351
00:19:38,884 --> 00:19:41,352
All right. I'm totally stoked.
352
00:19:41,620 --> 00:19:44,214
I haven't done anything
like this since Y-Camp.
353
00:19:44,289 --> 00:19:47,781
Right. I haven't had
this much fun since basic
at Parris Island.
354
00:19:48,193 --> 00:19:53,062
Aw, come on, Merle,
we're on a field trip.
Relax and enjoy the party.
355
00:19:53,532 --> 00:19:55,432
Now, remember,
when we go in the place,
356
00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:58,196
it's doubles and singles,
and you don't know me.
357
00:19:59,137 --> 00:20:01,071
So then how are you gonna
pay for the beer, huh?
358
00:20:01,139 --> 00:20:04,631
I'll handle it, Danny.
Order all you want.
359
00:20:06,745 --> 00:20:07,905
That's a lot of beer.
360
00:20:08,013 --> 00:20:10,072
These boys drink
their weight in beer.
361
00:20:10,148 --> 00:20:11,206
You wanna buy them
all they want?
362
00:20:11,283 --> 00:20:12,443
Yeah.
363
00:20:12,517 --> 00:20:13,950
And anybody else who comes in.
364
00:20:14,019 --> 00:20:15,008
Yeah, well,
365
00:20:15,086 --> 00:20:16,747
we don't get
that much business
this time of day.
366
00:20:16,821 --> 00:20:17,810
Well...
367
00:20:24,729 --> 00:20:26,822
Hey, how are you doing, man?
Good.
368
00:20:31,803 --> 00:20:33,134
All right.
369
00:20:50,956 --> 00:20:53,117
Drinks on the house!
This guy's buying.
370
00:20:55,827 --> 00:20:57,351
Thank you, thank you.
That's so sweet...
371
00:20:57,429 --> 00:20:59,021
Great. Radical.
Thank you.
372
00:21:01,967 --> 00:21:03,867
You always go around
buying people beers?
373
00:21:04,703 --> 00:21:08,571
No, actually,
I'm just kind of celebrating.
374
00:21:08,873 --> 00:21:12,172
I came into some money.
An aunt I didn't even know.
375
00:21:14,412 --> 00:21:15,709
Guess you never will now.
376
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:16,938
No.
377
00:21:18,283 --> 00:21:20,751
Yeah, I'm just paying off
some old debts.
378
00:21:20,819 --> 00:21:23,845
Listen, I hear Ted Hazlett
drops in here occasionally.
379
00:21:23,922 --> 00:21:26,390
I owe him a couple of hundred.
You seen him lately?
380
00:21:28,193 --> 00:21:30,457
Saw this on a late movie.
381
00:21:31,162 --> 00:21:32,220
What?
382
00:21:32,297 --> 00:21:33,457
Dane Clark.
383
00:21:34,232 --> 00:21:36,393
Tried to pull
the same con you are.
384
00:21:36,901 --> 00:21:38,994
Maybe 1948, '50s.
385
00:21:39,604 --> 00:21:40,935
Guess I missed it.
386
00:21:41,006 --> 00:21:42,803
Guess you missed Hazlett, too.
387
00:21:42,874 --> 00:21:45,342
Now, I don't know him.
Are you still buying?
388
00:21:50,615 --> 00:21:51,707
Yeah.
389
00:21:51,783 --> 00:21:52,772
Good.
390
00:21:55,487 --> 00:21:57,148
There you go, brother.
391
00:21:57,222 --> 00:21:58,553
Thank you, my man.
392
00:22:15,006 --> 00:22:18,066
Well, I hope you find this
Hazlett before
your money runs out.
393
00:22:18,910 --> 00:22:20,241
Yeah. You know Ted Hazlett?
394
00:22:20,312 --> 00:22:21,301
What?
395
00:22:21,379 --> 00:22:23,279
Ted. You know him?
396
00:22:24,049 --> 00:22:26,313
Well, yeah,
he's a close friend of mine.
397
00:22:27,552 --> 00:22:28,712
He's a buddy of mine, too.
398
00:22:28,787 --> 00:22:29,913
You're kidding?
399
00:22:29,988 --> 00:22:31,182
No.
400
00:22:47,639 --> 00:22:49,266
Did you see that?
401
00:22:55,213 --> 00:22:57,204
I'm a little worried
about our friend Ted.
402
00:22:57,315 --> 00:22:58,907
What do you mean?
Shipley.
403
00:23:00,452 --> 00:23:01,885
Where's Hazlett?
404
00:23:02,587 --> 00:23:05,021
I don't know. I just...
405
00:23:05,924 --> 00:23:08,324
Please, Merle, can't you
just go and check on him?
406
00:23:08,393 --> 00:23:10,588
I think she's right.
Listen, he could be
in trouble.
407
00:23:10,662 --> 00:23:12,425
This other guy went in there
just before him.
408
00:23:12,497 --> 00:23:15,364
Well, hey, men do that
a lot in men's rooms,
you know?
409
00:23:15,467 --> 00:23:18,402
I mean, like there's
usually room for at least two.
410
00:23:20,205 --> 00:23:22,036
Girls, wait a minute.
You can't go in there.
411
00:23:22,107 --> 00:23:25,008
Look, he doesn't
wanna know us, remember?
Remember?
412
00:23:25,076 --> 00:23:28,102
Hey, trust the teach.
He can handle himself.
413
00:23:29,881 --> 00:23:33,180
I wanna know where Ted is.
Spill it. Now!
414
00:23:34,786 --> 00:23:35,548
Help!
415
00:23:36,454 --> 00:23:37,546
Come on, Shipley.
416
00:23:37,622 --> 00:23:39,021
Are you all right?
417
00:23:44,896 --> 00:23:46,955
Hey, brah.
Thanks for the beer.
418
00:23:53,304 --> 00:23:55,898
Well, at least we know
Ted isn't cheating on Stacy.
419
00:23:55,974 --> 00:23:57,236
Well, I mean,
if the only thing
420
00:23:57,308 --> 00:23:58,434
he were doing
were cheating,
421
00:23:58,510 --> 00:24:01,536
why would those other two men
be so adamant
about finding him?
422
00:24:01,613 --> 00:24:04,707
Maybe they were
the other woman's brothers.
423
00:24:05,583 --> 00:24:07,414
Stacy,
you ever seen them before?
424
00:24:07,485 --> 00:24:08,884
I don't think so.
425
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:11,015
I didn't get
a very good look
at them.
426
00:24:12,524 --> 00:24:16,119
Danny, it's the Halona Motel.
Turn left on Kalani.
427
00:24:17,629 --> 00:24:20,655
The barmaid said
Ted's staying there.
428
00:24:20,965 --> 00:24:22,660
How does she know?
429
00:24:23,201 --> 00:24:26,967
She noticed the motel key
on the table
when she served him.
430
00:24:27,172 --> 00:24:28,901
He had his name on the key?
431
00:24:30,842 --> 00:24:31,968
Uh-oh.
432
00:24:32,977 --> 00:24:35,810
Just because she knew
the name of the motel
433
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:37,677
doesn't mean...
And the room number.
434
00:24:38,650 --> 00:24:39,878
And the room number.
435
00:24:40,452 --> 00:24:42,443
It doesn't mean
that she stayed here with him.
436
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:43,509
Stacy.
437
00:24:43,588 --> 00:24:44,748
She said she remembered him
438
00:24:44,823 --> 00:24:47,053
because he was
dressed so nicely.
439
00:24:47,125 --> 00:24:48,114
Stacy.
440
00:24:48,193 --> 00:24:51,788
I mean, she probably just
asked him his name.
Did you ever think of that?
441
00:24:51,863 --> 00:24:54,354
Stacy, you're the one who said
he was cheating on you.
442
00:24:54,432 --> 00:24:55,990
But not with her.
443
00:24:58,736 --> 00:25:00,533
Ted's a banker.
444
00:25:00,772 --> 00:25:02,763
He's got class.
445
00:25:03,575 --> 00:25:06,043
Can't you just jump the wall
and pick the lock?
446
00:25:06,478 --> 00:25:09,003
Are you kidding?
That would be unlawful entry.
447
00:25:20,658 --> 00:25:21,818
Excuse me!
448
00:25:23,428 --> 00:25:25,692
I threw away a check
by mistake.
449
00:25:25,763 --> 00:25:27,492
Can I have my trash bag back?
450
00:25:27,565 --> 00:25:30,261
Sorry, property
of Koolau Sanitation now.
451
00:25:30,335 --> 00:25:33,634
Well, look at it this way,
I'll just be saving you
the trouble of dumping it.
452
00:25:34,239 --> 00:25:35,433
Who are you kidding?
453
00:25:35,507 --> 00:25:37,600
Sooner or later,
I'll dump it anyway.
454
00:25:37,742 --> 00:25:40,939
Okay, I'll buy it from you.
Five bucks.
455
00:25:42,714 --> 00:25:43,874
How's about $20?
456
00:25:59,631 --> 00:26:00,620
Ted!
457
00:26:03,134 --> 00:26:04,226
Ted!
458
00:26:06,905 --> 00:26:08,930
Wait, it's me. Ted!
459
00:26:09,007 --> 00:26:11,066
Hey, dude,
where are you going?
460
00:26:12,644 --> 00:26:15,044
Let's go!
Everybody into the van.
Come on.
461
00:26:16,180 --> 00:26:17,169
Come on.
462
00:26:20,151 --> 00:26:21,448
How do you
start this thing?
463
00:26:48,546 --> 00:26:49,535
Hold on!
464
00:26:50,515 --> 00:26:51,504
Whoa!
465
00:26:55,219 --> 00:26:56,277
Is everybody okay?
466
00:26:56,354 --> 00:26:57,446
Yeah.
We're okay.
467
00:26:57,522 --> 00:26:59,046
Yeah,
you all right?
468
00:27:00,291 --> 00:27:01,622
Guess I should've
told you guys
469
00:27:01,693 --> 00:27:04,491
I've been needing
tires for a long time,
you know.
470
00:27:04,862 --> 00:27:06,887
Just take me back
to the college.
471
00:27:07,098 --> 00:27:09,498
I think I can still make
the dropout deadline.
472
00:27:15,773 --> 00:27:18,241
My favorite college
courses were always those
473
00:27:18,309 --> 00:27:20,368
with some sort of lab work.
474
00:27:21,279 --> 00:27:24,248
So there was a real
sense of pride
in finding myself
475
00:27:24,315 --> 00:27:27,546
sitting here conducting
my own lab class.
476
00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:31,145
Dissection of Motel Trash,
Advanced.
477
00:27:34,325 --> 00:27:36,486
Garbage is
to the private investigator
478
00:27:36,561 --> 00:27:39,155
what the single cell
is to the scientist.
479
00:27:39,664 --> 00:27:42,292
A person is
what a person throws away.
480
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:45,535
In this case, finding
Ted Hazlett's trash
481
00:27:45,603 --> 00:27:47,264
was my only hope for a clue
482
00:27:47,338 --> 00:27:49,306
as to why he didn't
want to be found.
483
00:27:49,374 --> 00:27:52,400
And it was also my only shot
at regaining credibility
484
00:27:52,477 --> 00:27:55,469
with a dwindling
and skeptical class.
485
00:27:59,250 --> 00:28:01,115
Is this really necessary?
486
00:28:01,185 --> 00:28:03,016
Kiana, look what we
already know about the guy
487
00:28:03,087 --> 00:28:04,213
from the trash
he threw out.
488
00:28:04,288 --> 00:28:05,755
We know where he eats,
489
00:28:05,823 --> 00:28:08,951
where he works,
what he drinks and...
490
00:28:10,828 --> 00:28:14,229
Look! Here's a laundry ticket
here with his name on it.
491
00:28:14,298 --> 00:28:15,356
Jackpot.
492
00:28:17,001 --> 00:28:19,902
Deposit receipts
from Huiia Savings and Loan.
493
00:28:20,038 --> 00:28:22,131
Ted doesn't have
that kind of money.
494
00:28:22,273 --> 00:28:24,833
Well, maybe he brought them
home with his work.
495
00:28:24,909 --> 00:28:25,898
No.
496
00:28:26,277 --> 00:28:27,938
It's strictly against policy.
497
00:28:31,315 --> 00:28:32,976
Oh, now wait a minute.
498
00:28:33,184 --> 00:28:34,378
Ted's my fiancé.
499
00:28:34,452 --> 00:28:36,420
We work at the same bank
together.
500
00:28:36,487 --> 00:28:39,979
I mean, I would know
if he were doing
anything illegal.
501
00:28:44,062 --> 00:28:47,998
What in God's name have
you done to Mildred's room?
502
00:28:48,266 --> 00:28:50,894
The trash is part of
a lesson plan, Gaylord.
503
00:28:50,968 --> 00:28:52,959
Don't worry, we'll clean it up
when we're finished.
504
00:28:53,037 --> 00:28:55,437
You are finished, Mr. Magnum.
505
00:28:55,506 --> 00:28:58,839
One of your students had
the good sense to withdraw.
506
00:28:59,143 --> 00:29:01,168
Merle?
No, he missed the deadline.
507
00:29:01,245 --> 00:29:04,544
His account of your
off-campus antics
was so bizarre
508
00:29:04,916 --> 00:29:08,181
that I thought
a change of rules
was in order.
509
00:29:08,453 --> 00:29:10,546
This class is canceled.
510
00:29:11,089 --> 00:29:12,784
Oh, come on, Mr. Gaylord,
511
00:29:12,857 --> 00:29:14,984
you could at least give us
a chance to explain.
512
00:29:15,893 --> 00:29:17,622
Oh, yes, we must continue.
513
00:29:17,695 --> 00:29:19,822
We've just found
our first big clue.
514
00:29:20,064 --> 00:29:22,658
Yeah. Like,
I'm actually motivated.
515
00:29:22,967 --> 00:29:24,195
Please!
516
00:29:25,703 --> 00:29:29,070
You will all receive
the same consideration
given Mr. Merle Bell.
517
00:29:29,407 --> 00:29:31,307
Please come
to the registrar's office
518
00:29:31,375 --> 00:29:33,036
and get your refund.
519
00:29:46,424 --> 00:29:48,085
To tell you the truth,
Higgins,
520
00:29:48,159 --> 00:29:49,183
I'm sorry it's over.
521
00:29:49,260 --> 00:29:52,821
I thought it was
something I could do
without messing up.
522
00:29:57,068 --> 00:29:59,059
I never realized
spreading fertilizer
523
00:29:59,137 --> 00:30:01,503
could bring one
such a sense
of accomplishment.
524
00:30:02,807 --> 00:30:05,640
Don't you think you're taking
your martyrdom a bit too far?
525
00:30:05,710 --> 00:30:07,143
Oh, it isn't martyrdom.
526
00:30:07,278 --> 00:30:09,473
Martyrs become martyrs
for doing things right.
527
00:30:09,547 --> 00:30:11,242
Yes, and you did
everything wrong.
528
00:30:11,315 --> 00:30:12,304
Yes.
529
00:30:12,683 --> 00:30:16,244
And it cost me almost
my entire life's savings
doing it.
530
00:30:16,587 --> 00:30:19,249
Eighty bucks for beer,
20 bucks for garbage,
531
00:30:19,323 --> 00:30:21,518
50 bucks for
Rick and T.C.'s tuition.
532
00:30:21,592 --> 00:30:23,492
All I got out of
the investment
533
00:30:23,561 --> 00:30:27,122
was having to face the fact
that nobody got anything
out of my class.
534
00:30:28,699 --> 00:30:31,600
Well, Stacy Dayton got a very
important piece of information
535
00:30:31,669 --> 00:30:33,000
about her fiancé.
536
00:30:33,571 --> 00:30:35,300
You provided her
with just enough of a clue
537
00:30:35,373 --> 00:30:36,897
to leave her
totally confused
538
00:30:36,974 --> 00:30:38,134
and distraught.
539
00:30:39,243 --> 00:30:42,178
Of course, I understand why
you can't help her
continue her search.
540
00:30:42,246 --> 00:30:44,680
It's imperative that
you sit here in your agony
541
00:30:44,949 --> 00:30:46,883
because you failed
as a teacher.
542
00:30:48,719 --> 00:30:51,187
Please go shower and change.
You're soiling the couch.
543
00:30:54,192 --> 00:30:55,352
All right.
544
00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:59,088
I'll call Stacy and see
if I can help.
545
00:31:00,364 --> 00:31:02,798
What... Wait a minute. Wait.
546
00:31:05,102 --> 00:31:07,263
How did you know
about Stacy's problem?
547
00:31:08,072 --> 00:31:09,300
She told me.
548
00:31:13,444 --> 00:31:14,911
Please, Thomas.
549
00:31:15,446 --> 00:31:18,279
This wasn't just
a classroom exercise to me.
550
00:31:18,482 --> 00:31:21,974
It's the biggest problem
I've ever had in my life.
551
00:31:22,053 --> 00:31:23,520
I mean,
552
00:31:23,654 --> 00:31:26,885
up to now
everything has been easy.
553
00:31:27,925 --> 00:31:29,916
High school and college,
554
00:31:30,328 --> 00:31:31,727
my career.
555
00:31:35,099 --> 00:31:37,260
Even my teeth were straight.
556
00:31:38,169 --> 00:31:39,761
I've had a perfect life
557
00:31:40,204 --> 00:31:41,330
until now.
558
00:31:41,939 --> 00:31:43,998
Ted is in real trouble.
559
00:31:44,976 --> 00:31:46,102
I need your help.
560
00:31:48,312 --> 00:31:49,677
I'll try, Stacy.
561
00:31:52,783 --> 00:31:53,875
I'll try.
562
00:31:54,218 --> 00:31:56,550
But I think
I gotta tell you
that I don't feel
563
00:31:56,621 --> 00:31:59,146
at my investigative best
right now.
564
00:32:00,391 --> 00:32:02,325
Your class disagrees.
565
00:32:03,728 --> 00:32:06,788
We've all signed a petition
to have you reinstated.
566
00:32:06,864 --> 00:32:08,354
And Gaylord bought it?
567
00:32:09,700 --> 00:32:10,826
No.
568
00:32:11,435 --> 00:32:14,893
But all your students
believe in you. Doesn't that
count for something?
569
00:32:17,041 --> 00:32:18,167
Well, yeah.
570
00:32:19,377 --> 00:32:22,540
Stacy, about Ted,
we just don't have
much to go on.
571
00:32:22,847 --> 00:32:24,280
But we do.
572
00:32:24,849 --> 00:32:27,716
These deposit receipts
could be a big lead.
573
00:32:27,885 --> 00:32:29,944
I checked the account number
at the bank.
574
00:32:30,054 --> 00:32:32,955
It belongs to a company called
Central Grocers.
575
00:32:33,424 --> 00:32:35,756
Their deposits
over the last 90 days
576
00:32:35,826 --> 00:32:39,193
have totaled more than
six million in cash.
577
00:32:39,430 --> 00:32:42,695
Of course, grocery concerns
deal mostly
in cash transactions.
578
00:32:42,900 --> 00:32:43,958
Right.
579
00:32:44,035 --> 00:32:47,266
And they get exemptions
from currency
transaction reports.
580
00:32:48,039 --> 00:32:49,267
Why do they get exempted?
581
00:32:49,407 --> 00:32:52,934
Because the bank can give
an exemption
to whomever they please.
582
00:32:53,678 --> 00:32:56,442
And then they charge
a service fee of 5%.
583
00:32:57,081 --> 00:33:00,448
Fifty cents on
every washed $10.
584
00:33:00,551 --> 00:33:04,282
Well, I doubt if you'll still
find the money in your local
accommodating bank.
585
00:33:04,588 --> 00:33:07,785
The funds have probably been
transferred to an account
in a tax-haven country.
586
00:33:08,392 --> 00:33:11,725
I'm quite familiar with this
sort of laundering scheme
from my days with Ml6.
587
00:33:11,796 --> 00:33:13,764
I remember one
most intriguing case...
588
00:33:13,831 --> 00:33:16,493
Do you have the phone number
of this Central Grocers?
589
00:33:17,401 --> 00:33:18,766
Disconnected.
590
00:33:18,836 --> 00:33:21,930
The address they gave
was phony.
There was no D&B listing.
591
00:33:22,073 --> 00:33:24,132
Probably a drug-running
front.
592
00:33:24,575 --> 00:33:26,702
Ted is not involved
in narcotics.
593
00:33:26,978 --> 00:33:29,538
Not narcotics, Stacy,
narco-bucks.
594
00:33:29,613 --> 00:33:31,911
People have a way of
conveniently separating
the two.
595
00:33:32,216 --> 00:33:33,342
Not Ted.
596
00:33:34,185 --> 00:33:35,618
Don't you see?
597
00:33:35,686 --> 00:33:37,950
That's why I know
he must be in trouble.
598
00:33:38,022 --> 00:33:39,887
He must have discovered
what I did,
599
00:33:39,957 --> 00:33:43,222
and he probably knows
who the inside person is
at the bank.
600
00:33:43,995 --> 00:33:46,555
I mean, why else
would he go into hiding?
601
00:33:47,398 --> 00:33:50,959
But how can six million
in cash end up
in a bogus account
602
00:33:51,035 --> 00:33:53,503
without an accountant
or somebody catching it?
603
00:33:53,571 --> 00:33:55,198
Probably by
the most common method,
604
00:33:55,272 --> 00:33:58,332
first perfected by a small,
provincial bank
in northern France.
605
00:33:58,709 --> 00:34:02,008
The deliveries are made
in the most
unobtrusive fashion.
606
00:34:02,980 --> 00:34:06,245
Quite likely
one of those most directly
involved in the scheme
607
00:34:06,317 --> 00:34:07,614
will personally
deliver the money
608
00:34:07,685 --> 00:34:10,085
to the bank official
who's working with them.
609
00:34:10,888 --> 00:34:14,289
The delivery is usually
through a discreet,
private entrance.
610
00:34:25,069 --> 00:34:28,061
Do you recognize
either one of them?
There you go.
611
00:34:35,179 --> 00:34:36,305
Mr. Spencer.
612
00:34:36,847 --> 00:34:39,077
The guy in the suit?
He works at the bank?
613
00:34:39,884 --> 00:34:42,148
He's the vice-president.
614
00:34:52,563 --> 00:34:54,326
Won't he know
you're following him?
615
00:34:54,432 --> 00:34:56,957
Stacy, I do this
all the time, remember?
616
00:34:58,002 --> 00:34:59,333
Sorry.
617
00:35:03,941 --> 00:35:06,774
He'll probably
change clothes and take off.
618
00:35:07,611 --> 00:35:11,274
After he leaves, we'll go in
and check his files.
619
00:35:12,216 --> 00:35:13,205
Clever.
620
00:35:19,323 --> 00:35:21,723
Very clever.
621
00:35:35,806 --> 00:35:37,273
That must be Grider.
622
00:36:00,097 --> 00:36:03,624
I thought
you told the class
that that was unlawful entry.
623
00:36:03,801 --> 00:36:06,292
Right.
It is at certain times.
624
00:36:07,204 --> 00:36:08,728
What certain times?
625
00:36:11,375 --> 00:36:13,104
When class is in session.
626
00:36:44,475 --> 00:36:45,464
Freeze.
627
00:36:48,479 --> 00:36:50,640
United States
Treasury Department.
628
00:36:55,686 --> 00:36:58,246
This ID doesn't
give you the license
to break and enter.
629
00:36:58,556 --> 00:36:59,545
Or kill people.
630
00:36:59,823 --> 00:37:01,814
He was like that
when we found him.
631
00:37:01,892 --> 00:37:04,224
And yours doesn't
give you the right
to crack ribs either.
632
00:37:04,295 --> 00:37:06,456
You should have told us
who you were at that bar.
633
00:37:06,530 --> 00:37:07,724
Did I get a chance?
634
00:37:08,065 --> 00:37:09,191
More than he got.
635
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:13,060
You saw us come in.
You should have seen that car
that pulled away.
636
00:37:13,137 --> 00:37:14,604
We thought it was Grider.
637
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:17,200
What were you doing here?
638
00:37:17,274 --> 00:37:18,832
We're trying to find Ted Hazlett.
639
00:37:19,677 --> 00:37:21,907
Now, where is he
and what's he mixed up in?
640
00:37:23,147 --> 00:37:24,580
I don't know.
641
00:37:24,949 --> 00:37:26,849
He gave the IRS a tip.
642
00:37:26,984 --> 00:37:29,544
Before we could get
the full story,
he disappeared on us.
643
00:37:30,054 --> 00:37:31,385
Must have got scared.
644
00:37:32,556 --> 00:37:34,888
If you've got any idea
where he is,
you better tell us now,
645
00:37:34,959 --> 00:37:36,290
before anybody else gets hurt.
646
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:38,089
We wish we did know.
647
00:37:39,063 --> 00:37:40,087
What tip?
648
00:37:40,164 --> 00:37:41,631
The money laundering scheme.
649
00:37:42,967 --> 00:37:45,936
We've had Grider
under surveillance
for about a week.
650
00:37:47,004 --> 00:37:49,996
Looks like his clients
got nervous about
being discovered
651
00:37:50,074 --> 00:37:52,269
and decided to
terminate the arrangement.
652
00:37:54,545 --> 00:37:57,742
Yeah, well, we're sorry
we got in your way. Can we go?
653
00:37:58,182 --> 00:38:00,013
Wait. What about Ted?
Stacy,
654
00:38:00,084 --> 00:38:01,574
they said they don't know
where he is.
655
00:38:01,652 --> 00:38:03,882
I'm sure he'll get back
in touch with us
in a couple of days,
656
00:38:03,954 --> 00:38:06,115
like they said.
Now, may I have
my ID please?
657
00:38:09,493 --> 00:38:10,482
Oh.
658
00:38:11,729 --> 00:38:13,094
I'm sorry.
659
00:38:15,132 --> 00:38:16,656
It's been one of those weeks.
660
00:38:17,901 --> 00:38:18,890
Yeah.
661
00:38:21,538 --> 00:38:22,664
For us, too.
662
00:38:25,175 --> 00:38:27,268
It fits a safe deposit box,
right?
663
00:38:27,344 --> 00:38:29,938
And I thought you were
just being a klutz back there.
664
00:38:30,047 --> 00:38:32,948
You're right.
It's for a box
at Huiia Savings.
665
00:38:33,584 --> 00:38:36,018
You know,
Blaylock might have had
Grider killed
666
00:38:36,086 --> 00:38:38,350
if he thought
he had something on him.
667
00:38:38,756 --> 00:38:39,916
Something incriminating.
668
00:38:39,990 --> 00:38:41,184
What?
669
00:38:41,292 --> 00:38:43,260
I thought they were
the good guys.
670
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:47,319
Stacy, treasury agents
don't use strong-arm tactics
in bars.
671
00:38:47,398 --> 00:38:50,424
Not honest ones anyway.
Excuse me.
672
00:38:50,501 --> 00:38:52,162
Do you mean
they killed Grider?
673
00:38:52,236 --> 00:38:54,101
Well, they must have been
in on it.
674
00:38:54,171 --> 00:38:57,698
I mean, how could they
possibly have missed that car
pulling away from the office?
675
00:38:58,709 --> 00:39:00,870
And if they actually
are agents,
676
00:39:00,944 --> 00:39:02,707
then they will have
no trouble at all
677
00:39:02,780 --> 00:39:05,146
framing Ted
and getting off clean.
678
00:39:05,282 --> 00:39:07,944
Unless there is something
incriminating in that box.
679
00:39:13,090 --> 00:39:14,079
Stacy,
680
00:39:14,992 --> 00:39:17,790
I don't think they're gonna
wanna face the problem
of framing him.
681
00:39:17,895 --> 00:39:21,353
They'd rather just find him
and make sure
he doesn't talk.
682
00:39:22,633 --> 00:39:24,863
Thomas, we've got to find Ted
before they do.
683
00:39:25,235 --> 00:39:26,532
To do that,
we've gotta find out
684
00:39:26,603 --> 00:39:28,571
what's in Grider's box
tomorrow.
685
00:39:28,972 --> 00:39:31,998
And then we'll have
a little class field trip.
686
00:39:32,643 --> 00:39:34,941
But there is no class anymore.
687
00:39:37,715 --> 00:39:39,080
Whoa, bummer.
688
00:39:45,789 --> 00:39:46,778
Excuse me.
689
00:39:47,391 --> 00:39:49,291
It's all right.
Go ahead with your work,
Miss Dayton.
690
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:50,884
I'll take care
of this young man.
691
00:39:51,695 --> 00:39:54,163
Yes, sir. You'd like to
get into your safety deposit.
692
00:39:54,231 --> 00:39:57,598
Well, yeah.
Well, I don't know.
693
00:39:58,802 --> 00:39:59,928
Yeah, I guess.
694
00:40:00,137 --> 00:40:01,627
You do have a box here?
695
00:40:01,705 --> 00:40:03,764
Well, sure. It's just that...
696
00:40:05,943 --> 00:40:09,106
Whoa, bummer.
I brought my AT&T stock.
697
00:40:09,179 --> 00:40:11,943
It was my Standard Oil
I wanted to stash
in the freezer.
698
00:40:12,015 --> 00:40:14,575
See ya.
Any time we can
be of service.
699
00:40:33,270 --> 00:40:36,706
Wow, like I hope I never
have to find my way
to Tacoma again.
700
00:40:49,119 --> 00:40:52,054
Would you like to put
something in your
safety deposit box, sir?
701
00:40:52,122 --> 00:40:53,111
Yeah.
702
00:40:54,324 --> 00:40:56,019
Sign this slip, please.
703
00:41:16,046 --> 00:41:17,946
Thank you very much,
Mr. Grider.
704
00:41:18,415 --> 00:41:20,110
Now, please follow me.
705
00:41:20,617 --> 00:41:22,744
And what exactly was
in the box, Magnum?
706
00:41:22,820 --> 00:41:27,086
Oh, names, dates,
tapes of meetings,
lists of corporate officers.
707
00:41:27,157 --> 00:41:29,557
Some of the people involved
are real shockers.
708
00:41:29,626 --> 00:41:31,526
So what do you want
out of this, Magnum?
709
00:41:31,595 --> 00:41:33,586
Oh, a finder's fee.
710
00:41:33,664 --> 00:41:37,623
Nothing exorbitant.
Say, 10%% of whatever's
recovered.
711
00:41:37,734 --> 00:41:40,294
Say 1%%,
and you're saying a fortune.
712
00:41:40,504 --> 00:41:42,495
So I'm willing to negotiate.
713
00:41:42,573 --> 00:41:45,633
Provided I'm guaranteed
complete immunity.
714
00:41:45,709 --> 00:41:48,473
The Treasury Department
will want to see
what you've got first.
715
00:41:48,545 --> 00:41:50,775
Okay. 4:00,
King Kamehameha Club.
716
00:41:50,848 --> 00:41:52,042
I'm not a member.
717
00:41:52,115 --> 00:41:53,309
Neither am I.
718
00:41:56,386 --> 00:41:57,910
I know what you're thinking.
719
00:41:57,988 --> 00:42:00,218
Forcing the issue
with Blaylock
720
00:42:00,324 --> 00:42:03,191
was kind of like
cramming for finals
the night before.
721
00:42:03,794 --> 00:42:05,887
But you can't be
a student forever.
722
00:42:06,063 --> 00:42:08,861
Sooner or later,
you have to graduate.
723
00:42:09,533 --> 00:42:10,522
You're early.
724
00:42:11,335 --> 00:42:12,495
So are you.
725
00:42:12,569 --> 00:42:13,866
Where's the stuff?
726
00:42:14,638 --> 00:42:15,798
Oh, right here.
727
00:42:19,209 --> 00:42:21,109
Let's talk about it
over a drink.
728
00:42:22,913 --> 00:42:23,902
Hey.
729
00:42:26,483 --> 00:42:29,418
I'm not thirsty.
Just hand it over.
730
00:42:36,994 --> 00:42:38,188
Maps.
731
00:42:38,395 --> 00:42:41,523
Hey, Mr. C,
we got road maps out here.
732
00:42:43,300 --> 00:42:44,824
You're real funny,
huh?
Let's go, joker.
733
00:42:44,902 --> 00:42:46,563
Careful of my ribs.
Come on.
734
00:42:47,070 --> 00:42:49,231
Hi. You guys wanna
have a good time?
735
00:42:49,306 --> 00:42:50,238
No, lady.
Come on.
736
00:42:50,307 --> 00:42:52,366
Flowers for the lady.
Beautiful, fresh...
No, thanks.
737
00:42:52,442 --> 00:42:54,706
Will you ladies buzz off,
please?
738
00:42:54,778 --> 00:42:56,268
...is very nice.
739
00:42:57,180 --> 00:43:00,149
Hey, what's going on?
Is somebody gonna
move that thing?
740
00:43:01,418 --> 00:43:02,578
Move it!
741
00:43:03,887 --> 00:43:05,752
You're in a handicapped space.
742
00:43:06,156 --> 00:43:07,646
Just leave your keys
in the car.
743
00:43:07,858 --> 00:43:09,917
Hey!
Hey, come on.
Hey, baby. Hey.
744
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:12,328
Look, nobody parks the car,
okay?
745
00:43:12,396 --> 00:43:14,660
Hey, valet parking only
after 2:00.
746
00:43:14,731 --> 00:43:16,358
Hey, I'm the manager here.
What's the problem?
747
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:18,465
This guy wants to park
his own car.
748
00:43:18,535 --> 00:43:19,729
Nobody self parks.
749
00:43:19,803 --> 00:43:21,270
Now, how many people
are in your party?
750
00:43:21,672 --> 00:43:23,799
Now, look,
there isn't any party.
751
00:43:34,551 --> 00:43:35,540
Hold it!
752
00:43:53,170 --> 00:43:54,159
Perfect.
753
00:43:56,006 --> 00:43:59,271
Welcome back to class,
754
00:44:02,613 --> 00:44:04,945
old students and new ones.
755
00:44:05,482 --> 00:44:08,508
You'll be happy to hear that
I talked to Dave Gibson
this morning,
756
00:44:08,585 --> 00:44:10,519
and you'll all soon
be able to register
757
00:44:10,587 --> 00:44:13,249
for Advanced
Private Investigation 201.
758
00:44:14,091 --> 00:44:15,080
All right.
759
00:44:18,228 --> 00:44:20,992
Amazing what
a little publicity
will do for you.
760
00:44:21,064 --> 00:44:22,531
Yeah, right.
761
00:44:22,599 --> 00:44:24,157
Oh, and I'm also
sorry to announce
762
00:44:24,234 --> 00:44:26,099
that we're gonna be
losing the Hazletts.
763
00:44:26,169 --> 00:44:28,330
They're off
on a European honeymoon.
764
00:44:28,405 --> 00:44:30,669
Aw!
765
00:44:30,741 --> 00:44:32,709
Thanks to Ted's reward money.
766
00:44:33,910 --> 00:44:36,606
Some of that reward money
belongs to you.
767
00:44:40,250 --> 00:44:42,150
I hope it's close
to your usual fee.
768
00:44:42,986 --> 00:44:45,011
At least it's expenses.
769
00:44:51,728 --> 00:44:54,595
Thank you.
Thank you. I'm very touched.
770
00:44:56,533 --> 00:45:00,264
And now, I think
we should touch
a couple of bases
771
00:45:00,337 --> 00:45:02,737
in order to wrap up that case,
772
00:45:02,839 --> 00:45:05,501
so we can get on to
Merle's pick-up truck
con artist.
773
00:45:06,543 --> 00:45:10,274
Ted, why don't you tell us
why you went into hiding
in the first place.
774
00:45:11,048 --> 00:45:12,072
All right.
775
00:45:12,683 --> 00:45:16,312
Well, when I realized
something fishy was going on,
776
00:45:16,386 --> 00:45:18,115
I called the Treasury
Department right away.
777
00:45:18,722 --> 00:45:21,316
I mean, I didn't know who
at the bank was involved.
778
00:45:21,391 --> 00:45:23,382
I talked to agent Blaylock,
779
00:45:23,460 --> 00:45:25,724
and he said he'd be right over
to get a statement.
780
00:45:25,796 --> 00:45:27,195
But when I called back
781
00:45:27,264 --> 00:45:30,199
to suggest that perhaps
we meet someplace else
besides the bank,
782
00:45:30,267 --> 00:45:32,258
nobody there
seemed to know
who I was
783
00:45:32,335 --> 00:45:34,064
or what I was talking about.
784
00:45:34,938 --> 00:45:39,773
Well, then I got scared
that maybe Agent Blaylock
was a Treasury man gone bad.
785
00:45:40,343 --> 00:45:43,437
But, of course, Blaylock
was not the brains
behind the operation.
786
00:45:43,513 --> 00:45:46,676
No. The head guy
was a weasely guy
787
00:45:46,983 --> 00:45:48,848
by the name of Mr. C.
788
00:45:49,252 --> 00:45:52,517
Something someone found out
from a guy named Ice Pick.
789
00:45:52,889 --> 00:45:56,154
And when you
couldn't find anything
in the deposit box
790
00:45:56,226 --> 00:45:57,716
to incriminate Blaylock,
791
00:45:57,794 --> 00:45:59,455
you decided to bluff him.
792
00:45:59,996 --> 00:46:03,056
And so you begged
one of your class members
to get on the phone
793
00:46:03,133 --> 00:46:05,499
and arrange plan B,
794
00:46:05,569 --> 00:46:07,036
the class field trip
to the club.
795
00:46:07,104 --> 00:46:10,437
Now, this certain class member
was certainly glad to help,
796
00:46:10,507 --> 00:46:13,374
even though he missed
a big fare to Maui.
797
00:46:13,477 --> 00:46:17,573
And, of course,
Shipley was just a thug
who worked for Mr. C.
798
00:46:17,914 --> 00:46:20,849
And since this guy, Ice Pick,
knew most of his associates,
799
00:46:20,917 --> 00:46:23,818
it was easy for him
to trace down
the actual hitman
800
00:46:23,887 --> 00:46:24,911
who took care
of Grider.
801
00:46:24,988 --> 00:46:29,857
And, when the license plate
on Grider's van
traced back to Mr. C,
802
00:46:29,926 --> 00:46:32,588
you had the evidence
to incriminate him.
803
00:46:32,796 --> 00:46:35,424
So a quick phone call
to get him to worry
804
00:46:35,499 --> 00:46:37,364
got him to the club also.
805
00:46:37,801 --> 00:46:40,326
Your usual source
for this license information
806
00:46:40,403 --> 00:46:43,133
was busy with this man
called Ice Pick.
807
00:46:47,144 --> 00:46:48,634
Thanks, guys.
808
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:51,469
Any questions?
809
00:46:52,616 --> 00:46:53,776
I got one or two.
810
00:46:53,884 --> 00:46:56,853
Why didn't Blaylock or Shipley
take care of you and Stacy
811
00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:57,944
at Grider's office?
812
00:46:58,021 --> 00:47:01,354
Yeah. And, Ted, why did you
throw away the receipts
at the motel?
813
00:47:01,424 --> 00:47:03,892
I wanna know why you
didn't confront Spencer
at the bank
814
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:05,018
instead of following Grider?
815
00:47:05,095 --> 00:47:07,529
Yeah, and...
And come to think of it,
816
00:47:07,597 --> 00:47:09,827
how come you just didn't
give the cops the photos
817
00:47:09,900 --> 00:47:10,764
and be done with this?
818
00:47:10,834 --> 00:47:12,062
Hey, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
819
00:47:12,135 --> 00:47:14,831
Who was Grider?
- And why did they kill him?
820
00:47:14,905 --> 00:47:17,897
Yeah, like, I was wondering
about the license plate
on the van.
821
00:47:17,974 --> 00:47:21,000
That Mr. C was pretty stupid
to use his
real license plates.
822
00:47:21,545 --> 00:47:23,536
You're not answering
the questions, Mr. Magnum.
823
00:47:23,613 --> 00:47:26,013
Hey, where'd you come up
with the idea about
the garbage bag idea?
824
00:47:26,082 --> 00:47:27,606
I mean, I've never heard
about anything like that.