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You're Cousin Higgins.
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Pull me a beer, love,
let me sit on me tush
before I bloody drop.
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Oh, my God.
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Higgins has really been
looking forward to your visit.
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He wants to work me over.
You think I should
let him do it?
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But I can't tell you
all he's done for me
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I, I, I, I, I...
I, I, I, I, I, I, I...
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Stop! You and I have
a communication problem.
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I am simply trying
to help Sally have
what she desires,
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Mr. Timothy Finch.
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If you talk to Mrs. Finch
in your own words...
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I'm sick of the whole
confused, posh, snooty,
bloody lot of you.
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We've been working
on the bake sale
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All the live long day
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Boom, boom, boom
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We've been working
on the bake sale
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Just to take the dough away
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For the I.B. A
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Well, I still
can't believe it!
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From date-nut puffs
to our hospital fund goal
in just 90 days!
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Thanks to our treasurer's
shrewd investment
of our bake sale profit.
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No, no, Sydney,
I was just lucky to find
the highest yield.
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And I insist that you,
as president,
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present our check
to the hospital.
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No, indeed!
This is your day.
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I'm only here
to take the pictures.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Would you look at the crowd!
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All our membership
said they'd be here
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You get out ahead, Agatha.
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We don't want to steal
your thunder.
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Miss Chumley?
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You represent
this Island Benevolence
Association?
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Well, I'm the treasurer.
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We're here to collect
our investment
to present it to the hospital.
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Yes, I know.
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Miss Chumley, I'm Frank Ohmar,
SeaShare Condominiums.
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We rented
the Eden Valley Investments'
office last Friday.
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They're no longer here.
They went bankrupt.
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Bankrupt?
But where did they go?
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They have our $10,000!
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If you save it
for special occasions,
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getting up early is fun.
It's a once-a-month ritual
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I watch
a perfect paradise sunrise,
count the rainbows
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and beat Higgins
to the mailbox.
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I love getting mail, any kind.
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The very fact that somebody,
somewhere, licked a stamp
just for me
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is reassuring.
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Unfortunately,
most of those stamps
are licked by a nasty guy
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who signs his name,
"Past Due."
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But that's
the great thing about mail.
Just when you least expect it,
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your own special delivery
stamp of approval!
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I won! Higgins!
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Higgins!
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I did it! I did it!
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Yes, Magnum,
you collected the mail
all by yourself.
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We're very proud of him,
aren't we, lads?
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No! That's mine!
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Higgins, I got fourth place.
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The fourth best
Mrs. Perroni's Frozen Pizza
slogan in the entire nation!
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I'm numb with awe.
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I get a weekend for two
at Disney World!
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You'll be leaving
right away, I trust.
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Procrastination is unthinkable
when one has the opportunity
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of personally meeting
David Duck.
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Donald Duck.
And this certificate
is good for one year.
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Will you quit trying
to get me off the estate?
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Higgins, I already promised
I would not bug
your Aunt Sally. All right?
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Cousin Sally,
five times removed.
A remote family tie,
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but one I take
great pride in claiming.
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Although I've never met her,
I'm sure that Sally Ponting
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is a very refined
and well-bred young woman.
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And while you do have
certain redeeming traits,
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I'm afraid
that your plebeian tastes
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and abrasive bombasity
might offend her.
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It's not fair!
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I'm sorry,
but it's the way I feel.
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They're not gonna provide
transportation!
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I have to pay my own way
to Florida. Some prize!
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Sally will be staying here
until the wedding.
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You will please refrain
from visiting the main house
for the duration.
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Yes, yes, yes! I heard you!
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I won't go
near the main house.
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I won't be abrasive
to your Cousin Sally,
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and I will never ever again
eat Mrs. Perroni's
Frozen Pizza!
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Agatha, what on earth
is the matter?
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Oh, Jonathan,
I've been to fool's paradise!
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And I need a cup of tea
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I'm solely responsible
for the loss.
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I just wanted
the highest interest possible
on the I.B.A.'s profits.
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Have you considered
replacing the money?
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Jonathan,
$10,000 with interest?
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Besides, replacing it
isn't going to reinstate me
as a trustworthy treasurer.
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No, either the missing funds
are located quickly,
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or I resign my post.
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Agatha,
there is the possibility
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that the condominium salesman
was mistaken about
the Eden Valley bankruptcy.
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I do have
some hope of that.
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Yes. After you've slept
we'll have another chat
with him,
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verify his sources
and proceed from there.
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No!
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Jonathan, you've
so much on your plate
at this moment.
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Your cousin's arrival,
the wedding, her party...
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I'll manage.
You've come for my help,
and you shall have it.
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Okay, Agatha! I'm ready
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Oh!
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What was the address
of that mobile home?
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You hired Magnum
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while I was steeping the tea?
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Jonathan,
please don't be upset.
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And I'm just to stand by
and watch you make another
questionable investment?
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Oh, dear.
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We didn't discuss that part.
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What's your usual fee,
Mr. Magnum?
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A round-trip ticket
to Florida.
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It's not only a chance
at a dream vacation,
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you actually become
one of the owners
of a luxury condo.
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Go on, pick a gift
just for coming by.
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Really?
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Tell me, how much
would you normally spend,
say, on a two-week vacation?
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Oh, about $1,000.
Does this popcorn popper
really work on batteries?
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Yeah, isn't that something?
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You know, you give me
half of that thousand
as a down,
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you've got
your own vacation resort,
one week a year for life.
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Well, fine.
I'll take 20 of them.
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If you can tell me
where to find what's left
of Eden Valley Investments.
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They got my last $10,000.
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How many investors
could one fly-by-night
operation have?
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Look, we never heard
of that outfit before
we rented this place, okay?
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Who do you rent from?
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I'm sure
they could tell for sure
if Eden Valley went bankrupt.
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Good question.
We're on our third
landlord this month.
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Magnum, what's that
terrible noise?
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Is something wrong
with the Ferrari?
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No! I need
to speak to Agatha.
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We're late
leaving for the airport
to collect Sally.
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Is it urgent?
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Well, just tell her
the whole thing smells
of a con.
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Eden Valley Investments
was owned by a company
called Future Times, Inc.
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Which also happened
to go bankrupt.
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And Future Times
was a subsidiary
of another company
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which happened to go bank...
Just a minute, Higgins.
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Boy, that sucker
really works! Now, stop!
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Stop? Stop what?
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No. It's not you, Higgins.
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I just overfilled it.
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Anyway, I'm up to
this company called Tee-Mar.
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No bankruptcies yet, but...
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Come on, cut it out now!
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No suspicious
activities at all.
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No address, no phone numbers,
no...
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No off-switch!
How do you shut it off?
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By saying goodbye.
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No! Wait! Higgins!
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That man is slowly driving me
out of my mind.
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What did he have to say?
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Nothing. He kept muttering
some incoherent gibberish
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about having some gadget
that exposes
bankrupt companies,
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and apparently
he'd over programmed it.
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Where are my keys?
This is absurd!
I never misplace my keys.
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I'm never late,
and now on this,
of all occasions, I...
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Jonathan.
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And actually,
we've plenty of time
before the plane arrives.
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Jonathan, you really
must relax.
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Yes, forgive me, I...
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Agatha,
Sally Ponting's stay here
means a great deal to me.
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Although I've not met
this young lady,
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I greatly admired
the Ponting family, as a boy.
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Their elegance,
their social poise,
gentility...
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They were
an inspiration to me.
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And now that a Ponting
is coming to visit,
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it's imperative
that everything be perfect.
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Do you understand?
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Yes?
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Hey, brah! Got a fare out here
for this address.
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Miss Ponting.
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We're off
to a flying start,
aren't we?
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Now, Jonathan,
her plane was probably early.
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Planes are never early.
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Here. You're Cousin Higgins.
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I took me a cheaper flight.
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Oh, pull me a beer, love,
let me sit on me tush
before I bloody drop.
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Oh, my God.
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I think you've got me
mixed up
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with them posh Pontings
in Kent, Higgins.
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Yes, well...
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I was not aware that
there were two
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separate and distinct
Ponting branches.
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Yeah! Separate is right!
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We've got nothing
to do with them
stuck-up cousins.
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That snooty Rory Ponting
insulted me dad once.
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He says,
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"Wally, why don't you come
down here to Kent,
and be my gardener?"
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Well, you know
what me dad did?
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He picks up this funny-Iooking
Chinese pitcher of Rory's...
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Oh, rather like this one.
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And he aims it right
at Rory's...
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Please! Don't throw that.
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It's priceless.
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That's what Rory said!
How did you know?
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Sally, wouldn't you like
to sit and have some tea?
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Don't bother, Higgins,
I'll make meself useful.
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Milk and sugar?
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Is that a popular hairstyle?
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You like it?
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I'm not sure. I think
I like lavender better,
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but, yeah, orange and black
is definitely in.
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Sally, I'm intrigued
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to know the details
of your meeting and courtship
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with Mr. Timothy Finch.
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Timmy? Isn't he a love?
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He was a regular
in a pub where I pull.
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I beg your pardon.
Where you what?
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Pull, Higgins. You know,
pull the drafts? Work.
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The Golden Guinea.
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He'd been, like, flirting
with me for months.
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And one night he drank
his weight in bitters,
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and he flat out
asked me if I was free
after closing time.
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Well, him and me
really hit it off.
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So, I took him
home to breakfast,
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and he asked
for me hand in marriage
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right there at the table
over me mum's kippers.
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I presume you know
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your fiancé
has been called back
to his London office.
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Well, of course I know.
Timmy calls me every day.
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You know, with his money,
he could have
picked some posh bird.
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But he wanted a nice,
simple, down-to-earth lass
like meself.
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Yes.
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But, I'm afraid, Sally,
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that to Mr. Finch's family,
to his friends,
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his mother, you may come
as something of a surprise.
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He didn't discuss this
with you?
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Discuss what with me?
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Sally, the Finches are...
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Well, they follow
the more established codes,
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as regards social behavior
and appearance.
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Yes.
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Your attire,
while it may be all the rage
with your peer group,
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would be most offensive
to Mrs. Finch.
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00:14:22,335 --> 00:14:24,929
Well, I guess she'll have to
get used to me,
241
00:14:25,005 --> 00:14:27,974
'cause I just told you,
Timmy likes me like I am.
242
00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:32,307
And we've just told you
that his social group will not
accept you as you are.
243
00:14:32,979 --> 00:14:35,470
Is that what you want?
To have the marriage
canceled
244
00:14:35,548 --> 00:14:38,608
and to find yourself
returning to London
in disgrace?
245
00:14:39,486 --> 00:14:42,387
And what would I have to do
to make them like me?
246
00:14:42,722 --> 00:14:44,781
A bleeding
posh put-on, I suppose.
247
00:14:45,325 --> 00:14:46,849
Well, I won't do it!
248
00:14:47,427 --> 00:14:52,694
We're merely suggesting
a few minor modifications
in your presentation.
249
00:14:53,633 --> 00:14:56,534
Sally, whether you like it
or not, you're marrying
into high society,
250
00:14:56,603 --> 00:14:58,798
and you must abide
by their rules.
251
00:15:02,242 --> 00:15:05,211
Timmy should've told me
what I was getting into.
252
00:15:07,180 --> 00:15:11,514
I don't want his friends
laughing at him or me.
253
00:15:12,585 --> 00:15:17,352
They will, Sally.
I'm sorry, but they simply
won't understand.
254
00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:24,196
You know what to do then,
Higgins? To fix me?
255
00:15:25,732 --> 00:15:28,826
With Agatha's assistance
in your tutoring,
256
00:15:28,902 --> 00:15:31,871
and no distractions here
to dissipate our efforts,
257
00:15:31,938 --> 00:15:35,499
yes, I feel confident
that we can...
258
00:15:35,575 --> 00:15:36,974
Higgins.
259
00:15:37,143 --> 00:15:39,111
Mr. Magnum!
260
00:15:40,380 --> 00:15:42,814
Hi, guys. Popcorn?
261
00:15:43,183 --> 00:15:44,775
I don't mind if I do.
262
00:15:45,452 --> 00:15:48,387
Here now, you're a bit
of all right, ain't you?
263
00:15:49,389 --> 00:15:50,583
Sally?
264
00:15:50,657 --> 00:15:54,923
What? I mean...
I think you're charming.
265
00:15:55,361 --> 00:15:56,487
I think...
266
00:15:56,563 --> 00:15:57,791
Sally.
267
00:15:57,864 --> 00:15:59,593
I thought we had
an understanding.
268
00:15:59,666 --> 00:16:03,830
Oh, I'm sorry. Was I being
abrasive to Cousin Sally?
269
00:16:03,903 --> 00:16:06,929
I was speaking of your vow
to refrain from visiting
the main house.
270
00:16:07,006 --> 00:16:10,806
Oh, fine. I just have to talk
to Agatha for a minute.
271
00:16:12,045 --> 00:16:13,478
It's about
an extra plane ticket.
272
00:16:13,546 --> 00:16:16,538
See, Rick's doing some
work for me...
Here, you a mate of Higgins?
273
00:16:18,218 --> 00:16:19,981
In a manner of speaking.
Thomas Magnum.
274
00:16:20,053 --> 00:16:22,248
Oh, charmed.
275
00:16:22,322 --> 00:16:24,916
Higgins has really been
looking forward to your visit.
276
00:16:24,991 --> 00:16:27,323
Yeah, to have
a bleeding pet project.
277
00:16:28,194 --> 00:16:32,028
He wants to work me over
so I'm presentable
to Timmy's posh bunch.
278
00:16:32,665 --> 00:16:34,758
You think I should
let him do it?
279
00:16:39,639 --> 00:16:42,233
I shouldn't get involved.
280
00:16:42,909 --> 00:16:45,104
But I can't tell you
all he's done for me.
281
00:16:49,449 --> 00:16:53,112
Well, there's
a slight improvement,
but it's hardly sufficient.
282
00:16:54,621 --> 00:16:57,351
What on earth can be done
about her hair?
283
00:16:59,092 --> 00:17:02,084
I suppose you think I can
wash me fashion color out.
284
00:17:02,162 --> 00:17:03,789
Well, I can't, so there!
285
00:17:03,863 --> 00:17:07,230
Sally, you're forgetting
our extensive discussion
about your "I's."
286
00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:10,701
No, I'm not.
I took all me shadow off,
and I feel naked!
287
00:17:10,770 --> 00:17:13,705
I'm talking about
the sound, "I," remember?
288
00:17:14,073 --> 00:17:16,974
Take your "ah," add "E,"
and make them one.
289
00:17:17,043 --> 00:17:19,341
Ah-e, ah-e, ah-e, ah-e,
290
00:17:19,412 --> 00:17:21,403
I, I, I, I, I.
291
00:17:22,649 --> 00:17:23,877
Ah-e.
292
00:17:23,950 --> 00:17:25,281
Ah-e.
293
00:17:25,351 --> 00:17:27,342
Ah-e. Ah-e.
Ah-e. Ah-e.
294
00:17:27,420 --> 00:17:29,650
Ah-e. Ah-e.
Ah-e. Ah-e.
295
00:17:29,722 --> 00:17:32,885
Ah-e, ah-e, ah-e, ah-e,
Ah-e, ah-e, ah-e, ah-e,
296
00:17:33,126 --> 00:17:35,720
I, I, I, I, I...
I, I, I, I, I, I, I...
297
00:17:35,795 --> 00:17:38,696
Stop! You and I have
a communication problem.
298
00:17:38,765 --> 00:17:40,289
You know that?
299
00:17:41,834 --> 00:17:44,359
You and I have
a communication problem.
300
00:17:44,437 --> 00:17:47,895
Yes, Jonathan, she already
made that point.
301
00:17:47,974 --> 00:17:50,534
But she made it properly.
Sally, say it again.
302
00:17:50,610 --> 00:17:52,077
"You and I have..."
303
00:17:52,145 --> 00:17:54,170
Have what?
"A communication problem."
304
00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:56,681
I know that. Who's arguing?
No, just say it.
305
00:17:56,749 --> 00:17:58,740
I know that. Who's arguing?
306
00:17:58,818 --> 00:18:00,012
You did it again!
307
00:18:00,086 --> 00:18:01,610
You told me to!
308
00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:04,048
"You and I have."
309
00:18:04,290 --> 00:18:08,021
"You and I have."
You used a proper "I,"
you used an "H."
310
00:18:08,528 --> 00:18:10,018
Here, do it with me.
311
00:18:10,830 --> 00:18:14,766
You and I have.
You and I have.
312
00:18:16,603 --> 00:18:19,936
You and I have.
You and I have.
313
00:18:20,340 --> 00:18:22,308
You and I have.
You and I have.
314
00:18:22,375 --> 00:18:23,774
You and I have.
You and I have.
315
00:18:23,843 --> 00:18:24,901
You and I have.
You and I have.
316
00:18:24,978 --> 00:18:25,967
You and I have.
You and I have.
317
00:18:26,045 --> 00:18:27,103
You and I have.
You and I have.
318
00:18:27,180 --> 00:18:29,307
You and I have.
You have I have. You...
319
00:18:29,382 --> 00:18:31,543
I can't do it! I can't!
320
00:18:31,884 --> 00:18:34,148
I can't keep me "H" up.
321
00:18:42,428 --> 00:18:46,194
I can't be
bloody Rory Ponting,
not even put-on, like.
322
00:18:48,201 --> 00:18:51,227
When Timmy calls,
I'm telling him
the wedding's off,
323
00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:53,568
and then I'm going
home tonight!
324
00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:58,703
I'm sorry. I got carried away
with your progress.
325
00:18:59,279 --> 00:19:01,440
And there has been
progress, Sally.
326
00:19:01,914 --> 00:19:05,577
We should keep on working.
You needn't lose Mr. Finch.
327
00:19:05,652 --> 00:19:07,643
The party isn't
until tomorrow afternoon.
328
00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:10,553
We can stay up
all night and work.
329
00:19:12,091 --> 00:19:14,616
Unless, of course,
you'd rather go home
330
00:19:14,694 --> 00:19:18,357
and retreat
to the polite society
of the Golden Guinea.
331
00:19:20,933 --> 00:19:22,992
Hey, I just want proof
that I'm going!
332
00:19:23,069 --> 00:19:25,970
Okay, fine. You call Agatha
and ask her yourself.
333
00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:28,473
She's covering
your ticket to Florida
if we break the case.
334
00:19:28,541 --> 00:19:30,065
If we break the...
335
00:19:30,143 --> 00:19:33,112
Thomas, you told me
that all I had to do to get
to Disney World
336
00:19:33,179 --> 00:19:34,942
was find this place!
337
00:19:35,014 --> 00:19:37,710
Any idea
why Tee-Mar doesn't seem
to wanna be found?
338
00:19:37,784 --> 00:19:40,480
All I know is that
those people buy
hot typewriters.
339
00:19:40,553 --> 00:19:42,350
And all
the hot typewriter lady
knows is that
340
00:19:42,422 --> 00:19:45,084
nobody is around here
to pay the bill.
341
00:19:45,158 --> 00:19:48,457
"Mrs. Perroni's for
a thick slice of life?"
342
00:19:48,528 --> 00:19:50,655
You won fourth place for that?
343
00:19:50,730 --> 00:19:53,358
Can you believe they found
three better slogans?
344
00:19:55,401 --> 00:19:56,732
Okay.
345
00:19:57,970 --> 00:20:01,565
You stay here and yell
if you see anybody coming.
346
00:20:41,748 --> 00:20:43,841
You shouldn't have
snooped around so much.
347
00:20:43,916 --> 00:20:45,884
Ten grand's not worth it.
348
00:21:41,908 --> 00:21:45,344
Lesson one
in planning a good
get-up-early day.
349
00:21:45,411 --> 00:21:47,106
You're going to be
very sleepy by noon,
350
00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:49,705
so limit
exciting surprises to two.
351
00:21:49,782 --> 00:21:51,943
Today, of course,
had had far too many.
352
00:21:52,018 --> 00:21:54,646
My good surprise,
Agatha's bad surprise,
353
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:57,883
Higgins' prize cousin
with the surprisingly
orange hair.
354
00:21:57,957 --> 00:22:01,120
And my not-so-surprising hunch
that the missing 10,000
355
00:22:01,194 --> 00:22:03,492
was a tiny part
of a gigantic swindle.
356
00:22:03,563 --> 00:22:05,121
Take a few hundred
small investments,
357
00:22:05,198 --> 00:22:06,961
float them in a sea
of endless corporations,
358
00:22:07,033 --> 00:22:11,436
and somebody
finally ends up with several
nicely washed millions.
359
00:22:11,504 --> 00:22:15,770
Friendly Frank Ohmar
had just become somebody.
360
00:22:15,842 --> 00:22:19,938
I had a few questions
for him about the "F.O."
Initials on that note,
361
00:22:20,012 --> 00:22:22,344
about the proper use
of my corn-popper,
362
00:22:22,415 --> 00:22:26,511
and about why I was set up
with a surprise visitor
at Tee-Mar.
363
00:22:28,154 --> 00:22:29,416
Surprise!
364
00:22:29,689 --> 00:22:33,284
What do you think
of our young lady
now, Jonathan?
365
00:22:33,359 --> 00:22:35,486
Yes, well, you've
certainly worked wonders
since yesterday,
366
00:22:35,561 --> 00:22:37,256
but her hair
still isn't right.
367
00:22:37,330 --> 00:22:39,992
Here! We've rubbed our hands
raw getting me fashion out.
368
00:22:40,066 --> 00:22:41,727
What in bloody hell
you want?
369
00:22:43,803 --> 00:22:45,236
That is to say,
370
00:22:45,304 --> 00:22:50,799
it was a painful
and tedious process
removing my orange aura.
371
00:22:52,445 --> 00:22:56,438
We had so hoped
that you'd be pleased.
372
00:22:56,516 --> 00:22:58,177
As a last resort,
373
00:22:58,251 --> 00:23:02,483
Mr. Rickie is upstairs
with a most attractive
brown wig.
374
00:23:03,956 --> 00:23:05,651
Well, let's try that.
375
00:23:05,725 --> 00:23:09,058
And, Jonathan,
Sally really must
get dressed.
376
00:23:09,128 --> 00:23:11,494
Yes, Agatha, I know.
We'll only be a moment.
377
00:23:13,132 --> 00:23:15,600
Now then, Sally,
one more time, please.
378
00:23:25,311 --> 00:23:30,476
I'm very pleased
to meet you, Mrs. Finch.
379
00:23:30,550 --> 00:23:31,983
Timmy...
380
00:23:32,385 --> 00:23:34,216
Timothy has...
381
00:23:34,587 --> 00:23:38,990
Has told me
so much about you.
382
00:23:39,659 --> 00:23:43,390
MRS. FINCH:
Yes, well, I'm finally glad
to meet you, Miss Ponting.
383
00:23:43,462 --> 00:23:47,421
Timothy has told me nothing
of my future daughter-in-law.
384
00:23:47,733 --> 00:23:49,894
Where do you reside
in England, dear?
385
00:23:52,371 --> 00:23:53,702
Kent.
386
00:23:54,574 --> 00:23:57,839
My father, Rory,
has a country estate
387
00:23:57,910 --> 00:24:01,243
with priceless Chinese vases.
388
00:24:04,050 --> 00:24:07,952
Really? I was born
and reared in Kent.
389
00:24:08,220 --> 00:24:13,624
Fifteen years in the Islands
may have dulled my ear
to regional dialects,
390
00:24:13,759 --> 00:24:18,196
but I have never heard
any accent quite like yours.
391
00:24:18,864 --> 00:24:20,195
Now, now, Sally,
392
00:24:20,266 --> 00:24:23,565
you should
never be embarrassed
by the Boxley Brogue.
393
00:24:23,636 --> 00:24:24,796
The Boxley...
394
00:24:24,870 --> 00:24:26,599
Boxley Girls'
Finishing School.
395
00:24:26,672 --> 00:24:30,665
The elocution teacher there
is renowned but unorthodox.
396
00:24:31,077 --> 00:24:34,535
Were any of the Royal Family
attending Boxley
while you were there, Sally?
397
00:24:35,781 --> 00:24:39,182
No, I just missed them.
398
00:24:39,619 --> 00:24:42,349
Dear old Boxley.
399
00:24:45,124 --> 00:24:48,616
Surely you remember it,
Mrs. Finch.
400
00:24:49,462 --> 00:24:52,260
Oh... Why, yes.
401
00:24:52,331 --> 00:24:54,629
Yes, of course.
402
00:24:54,700 --> 00:24:56,793
Another champagne,
Miss Ponting?
403
00:24:57,169 --> 00:24:58,693
Thank you.
404
00:25:00,306 --> 00:25:01,568
Well,
405
00:25:01,907 --> 00:25:05,365
I'm sure you ladies
would like to discuss
wedding plans.
406
00:25:05,444 --> 00:25:07,469
I'll see to the other guests
407
00:25:16,322 --> 00:25:18,790
Can you imagine
the confusion?
408
00:25:18,858 --> 00:25:22,089
My father and the lead hound
on the hunt
409
00:25:22,161 --> 00:25:24,288
both being named Rory?
410
00:25:28,100 --> 00:25:30,694
Isn't Sally charming,
Mrs. Finch?
411
00:25:31,003 --> 00:25:32,903
Oh, my, yes.
412
00:25:33,739 --> 00:25:37,675
But then I've never met
a Boxley Girl who wasn't.
413
00:25:38,878 --> 00:25:41,938
Oh, you're a lovely
young lady, Sally.
414
00:25:42,281 --> 00:25:45,773
I believe we're going to be
very close friends.
415
00:25:46,852 --> 00:25:48,319
One more, Miss Ponting?
416
00:25:48,754 --> 00:25:50,085
Thank you.
417
00:25:52,158 --> 00:25:55,127
My, what beautiful hair
you have.
418
00:25:55,194 --> 00:25:56,559
Thank you.
419
00:25:56,862 --> 00:25:58,921
But it isn't mine.
420
00:25:58,998 --> 00:26:01,694
Mine's the sweaty mess
underneath
421
00:26:05,938 --> 00:26:09,499
My poor mother had to wear
a wig for months once
422
00:26:09,575 --> 00:26:11,236
while her hair grew out.
423
00:26:11,310 --> 00:26:13,778
You see, in her younger days,
424
00:26:13,846 --> 00:26:16,314
the beehive hairdo
was all the rage.
425
00:26:16,382 --> 00:26:18,213
Well, mum's cost her
a week's pay,
426
00:26:18,284 --> 00:26:21,014
so she didn't wanna
give it up.
Babied it forever.
427
00:26:21,087 --> 00:26:25,786
Well, would you believe
that real bees took up a nest
in it before mum knew it?
428
00:26:25,858 --> 00:26:28,190
They had to shave her bald
to get them out.
429
00:26:35,134 --> 00:26:39,070
Warm wine's all right
but not on a hot day.
430
00:26:40,639 --> 00:26:44,598
I know, Mrs. Finch.
What we need is a cooling
Midnight Blitz!
431
00:26:46,345 --> 00:26:47,937
Jonathan!
432
00:26:49,515 --> 00:26:50,539
Jonathan!
433
00:26:50,616 --> 00:26:52,607
It was an unusually cool day
for southern India,
434
00:26:52,685 --> 00:26:54,277
and our battalion had
just encountered...
435
00:26:54,353 --> 00:26:56,787
Jonathan! May I speak
with you, please?
436
00:26:56,856 --> 00:26:59,086
Yes, Agatha, in a moment.
Our battalion...
437
00:26:59,158 --> 00:27:02,594
Jonathan, now!
Get your lungs ready.
One, two, three, four.
438
00:27:02,661 --> 00:27:05,289
Anytime you're Lambeth way
439
00:27:05,364 --> 00:27:07,730
Any evening, any day
440
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,291
You'll find yourself
441
00:27:10,369 --> 00:27:12,860
Doing the Lambeth walk. Oye!
442
00:27:12,938 --> 00:27:15,270
Everything's free and easy
443
00:27:15,341 --> 00:27:17,673
Do as you darn well pleasey
444
00:27:17,743 --> 00:27:19,870
Why don't you
make your way there?
445
00:27:19,945 --> 00:27:22,345
Go there, stay there
446
00:27:22,414 --> 00:27:24,678
Anytime you're Lambeth way
447
00:27:24,750 --> 00:27:27,218
Any evening, any day
448
00:27:27,286 --> 00:27:29,550
You'll find yourself
449
00:27:29,622 --> 00:27:32,284
Doing the Lambeth walk. Oye!
450
00:27:32,358 --> 00:27:33,723
All right, then!
451
00:27:33,793 --> 00:27:36,227
Midnight Blitzes
over here.
452
00:27:36,295 --> 00:27:40,356
And you teetotalers
can tote your tea over here.
453
00:27:44,703 --> 00:27:47,797
Here, Higgins, we did
all that work for nothing.
454
00:27:47,873 --> 00:27:50,603
These people like me
just the way I am.
455
00:27:58,751 --> 00:28:00,981
I have a call in
to Timothy, in London.
456
00:28:01,053 --> 00:28:03,283
I'm officially
canceling the wedding.
457
00:28:03,489 --> 00:28:06,322
Without Timothy and Sally
having any say in the matter?
458
00:28:06,392 --> 00:28:10,624
My son can be
very impulsive, particularly
when he's drinking.
459
00:28:10,696 --> 00:28:14,029
I'm sure when he hears
of this afternoon's fiasco,
460
00:28:14,099 --> 00:28:17,159
he'll agree with my decision.
Good night.
461
00:28:17,236 --> 00:28:18,863
Mrs. Finch,
462
00:28:18,938 --> 00:28:21,566
what you saw before Sally's
unfortunate relapse
463
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:24,040
was the result of only
two days' work.
464
00:28:24,109 --> 00:28:28,136
With her desire and quickness,
these last three days could
bring miracles.
465
00:28:28,214 --> 00:28:30,682
This is not the Olympics,
Mr. Higgins.
466
00:28:30,749 --> 00:28:32,011
It's my son's marriage.
467
00:28:32,084 --> 00:28:35,451
Precisely. A marriage
both he and Sally want.
468
00:28:35,521 --> 00:28:38,354
It does seem
worth an effort before facing
the embarrassment
469
00:28:38,424 --> 00:28:41,587
of canceling the wedding
or an elopement.
470
00:28:42,361 --> 00:28:47,890
Very well, I shall meet
with Miss Ponting
a day before the wedding.
471
00:28:49,201 --> 00:28:52,068
At that time,
for all appearances,
472
00:28:52,838 --> 00:28:56,274
I expect to meet
a true Boxley girl!
473
00:29:07,152 --> 00:29:10,019
I must confess
to eavesdropping, Jonathan.
474
00:29:12,658 --> 00:29:16,253
One more disgrace
at this point seems minimal.
475
00:29:17,563 --> 00:29:19,428
I thought you'd gone home.
476
00:29:19,498 --> 00:29:23,457
I've been up with Sally.
She's very upset.
477
00:29:23,769 --> 00:29:27,136
Yes, well, of course
it's impossible
478
00:29:27,206 --> 00:29:29,640
to get her ready
in two days' time,
479
00:29:29,708 --> 00:29:33,940
but I must try,
even in the light of today's
poor judgment.
480
00:29:34,580 --> 00:29:38,914
I feel just as hopeless
about Mr. Magnum
finding the money.
481
00:29:39,752 --> 00:29:42,152
But we can't give up.
482
00:29:43,188 --> 00:29:44,519
No.
483
00:29:44,757 --> 00:29:47,191
Not if we're ever to look
Island society
484
00:29:47,259 --> 00:29:49,625
or family members
in the face again.
485
00:29:51,330 --> 00:29:52,627
Tomorrow morning, then?
486
00:29:54,533 --> 00:29:58,230
Mrs. Finch, I can only
beg your forgiveness
487
00:29:58,304 --> 00:30:01,467
for my outrageous conduct
of last Saturday.
488
00:30:01,540 --> 00:30:04,008
And as your son
is quite dear to me,
489
00:30:04,076 --> 00:30:06,271
I humbly request
that the wedding
490
00:30:06,345 --> 00:30:08,905
be allowed to take place
on schedule.
491
00:30:14,019 --> 00:30:15,782
Bloody hell!
492
00:30:16,855 --> 00:30:18,083
It's you.
493
00:30:18,557 --> 00:30:23,256
That is not Sally talking,
it's Jonathan Higgins
or Henry Higgins.
494
00:30:23,329 --> 00:30:24,489
I beg your pardon.
495
00:30:24,563 --> 00:30:28,192
You're doing to Sally
exactly what Rex Harrison
did to Audrey Hepburn.
496
00:30:28,267 --> 00:30:29,700
My Fair Lady.
497
00:30:29,768 --> 00:30:31,258
You're using her
as a guinea pig
498
00:30:31,337 --> 00:30:33,032
for your own
self-indulgent experiment.
499
00:30:33,105 --> 00:30:35,300
If there were
a comparison to be made,
500
00:30:35,574 --> 00:30:39,135
it would be
what Sir Herbert Beerbohm Tree
did to Mrs. Patrick Campbell
501
00:30:39,211 --> 00:30:42,977
in a G.B. Shaw classic
entitled, Pygmalion.
But there is none.
502
00:30:43,449 --> 00:30:46,816
I am simply trying
to help Sally have
what she desires,
503
00:30:46,885 --> 00:30:48,352
Mr. Timothy Finch.
504
00:30:48,854 --> 00:30:50,082
Are you?
505
00:30:51,023 --> 00:30:52,684
Magnum, why are you here?
506
00:30:52,758 --> 00:30:54,248
I have to talk to Agatha.
507
00:30:54,326 --> 00:30:56,157
Look, Sally,
508
00:30:56,428 --> 00:30:59,522
you just relax
and be yourself, okay?
509
00:30:59,765 --> 00:31:01,960
If you talk to Mrs. Finch
in your own words...
510
00:31:02,034 --> 00:31:03,296
Why don't I tell
the old bag that
511
00:31:03,369 --> 00:31:07,465
I'm sick of the whole
confused, posh, snooty,
bloody lot of you.
512
00:31:13,345 --> 00:31:16,337
I'll ask you
for the last time
to stop interfering.
513
00:31:16,415 --> 00:31:18,645
Yes, Mr. Magnum, really.
514
00:31:18,717 --> 00:31:22,881
Wouldn't your time
be better spent looking
for the I.B.A.'s money?
515
00:31:22,955 --> 00:31:24,786
I have been looking.
I just got the run-around
516
00:31:24,857 --> 00:31:27,052
from my third quiet,
little investment firm.
517
00:31:27,126 --> 00:31:31,324
You interrupted my progress
with Sally to reiterate this
corporate scheme nonsense?
518
00:31:31,397 --> 00:31:33,558
Yes. I mean, come on,
it wasn't nonsense
519
00:31:33,632 --> 00:31:35,623
to the guy who tried
to have me killed.
520
00:31:36,368 --> 00:31:39,394
I just know
if I can get one more look
at the Tee-Mar files,
521
00:31:39,471 --> 00:31:41,837
I can prove that
half the small investors
on this Island
522
00:31:41,907 --> 00:31:44,068
are getting burned,
and I need help to do it.
523
00:31:46,512 --> 00:31:50,278
Now, Agatha, how far
do you want me to go
to find this money?
524
00:31:50,682 --> 00:31:52,013
Oh, dear.
525
00:31:52,284 --> 00:31:54,752
Do I have to go
to Florida again?
526
00:31:56,388 --> 00:31:58,379
A ticket for T.C.
527
00:31:58,624 --> 00:32:01,593
Higgins, I know
that there's something
in these files
528
00:32:01,660 --> 00:32:03,491
that'll show that
this last name on the memo,
529
00:32:03,562 --> 00:32:06,656
this Western Shelter outfit,
is the big umbrella company.
530
00:32:06,732 --> 00:32:09,098
Now, I'd check it out myself,
but the address is in
531
00:32:09,168 --> 00:32:10,692
San Diego.
- San Diego.
532
00:32:12,805 --> 00:32:17,538
Really, Magnum.
Western Shelter Corporation
is a very respectable firm.
533
00:32:17,609 --> 00:32:20,169
Mr. Masters has several
investments with them.
534
00:32:20,245 --> 00:32:21,576
Small investments?
535
00:32:21,647 --> 00:32:24,047
The kind that Robin wouldn't
worry about too much
536
00:32:24,116 --> 00:32:26,641
if it got lost
in a bankruptcy?
537
00:32:30,722 --> 00:32:33,623
Mr. Masters will pay
for one ticket to Florida.
538
00:32:33,892 --> 00:32:36,122
Now all of you
can meet David Duck.
539
00:32:38,564 --> 00:32:40,464
Coach excursion rate.
540
00:32:40,966 --> 00:32:42,433
T. C: That wasn't the deal.
541
00:32:42,501 --> 00:32:44,662
Come on,
at least you're on
the plane.
542
00:32:56,281 --> 00:32:58,875
What happened
to first-class airfare?
543
00:32:58,951 --> 00:33:00,782
What happened
to my expenses?
544
00:33:00,853 --> 00:33:02,411
And my hotel room?
545
00:33:02,488 --> 00:33:04,479
I couldn't push it, T.C.
546
00:33:04,556 --> 00:33:07,320
Besides, I'm not asking you
to do much for the ticket.
547
00:33:08,694 --> 00:33:10,025
Trivia question.
548
00:33:10,095 --> 00:33:12,928
What is the penalty
for impersonating
a government official?
549
00:33:12,998 --> 00:33:14,625
The prison terms vary.
550
00:33:14,700 --> 00:33:17,828
Look, T.C.,
there's hardly anyone in there
but one little secretary.
551
00:33:17,903 --> 00:33:19,495
We'll be in and out
in five minutes,
552
00:33:19,571 --> 00:33:22,734
and we'll be in Disney World
for five days, hmm?
553
00:33:29,481 --> 00:33:31,210
Internal Revenue Service?
554
00:33:31,283 --> 00:33:32,409
Right.
555
00:33:32,818 --> 00:33:34,342
Just a couple of questions.
556
00:33:34,419 --> 00:33:36,546
There seems to be
some confusion
557
00:33:36,622 --> 00:33:40,388
about your employer's
ID request form.
558
00:33:40,659 --> 00:33:43,856
Speaking of ID,
do you have any?
559
00:33:46,765 --> 00:33:50,030
I guess you haven't
dealt with people
from my office before.
560
00:33:50,102 --> 00:33:52,161
We don't carry ID.
561
00:33:52,504 --> 00:33:55,632
We dealt with the I.R.S.
Just the other day.
562
00:33:55,707 --> 00:33:59,165
That guy made an appointment.
He had ID.
563
00:34:04,349 --> 00:34:06,681
Okay, this is so embarrassing.
564
00:34:06,919 --> 00:34:08,443
T. C: My kid...
565
00:34:08,921 --> 00:34:12,015
She tore up my ID card
just this very morning.
566
00:34:12,090 --> 00:34:15,582
But you can call
and check me out.
I'm I.R.S.
567
00:34:15,661 --> 00:34:17,094
Yes, we will.
568
00:34:17,162 --> 00:34:20,859
We're only in today
because we were expecting
a guy in a red Ferrari
569
00:34:20,933 --> 00:34:22,093
to pay us a visit.
570
00:34:22,167 --> 00:34:24,362
Red Ferrari?
Yeah. You know him?
571
00:34:24,436 --> 00:34:25,698
No.
572
00:34:25,971 --> 00:34:28,337
I mean, I don't know
anyone that classy.
573
00:34:28,407 --> 00:34:32,605
Look, it's obvious
that I've caught you
at a bad time,
574
00:34:32,678 --> 00:34:34,441
so I'll be leaving.
575
00:34:35,514 --> 00:34:37,277
Hold it right there!
576
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:43,785
Thomas? Tom?
577
00:34:49,428 --> 00:34:50,656
Let's go!
578
00:34:50,729 --> 00:34:52,856
See? What'd I tell you,
T. C? In and out in five.
579
00:34:52,931 --> 00:34:55,957
It is all here!
Computer printouts
for all the companies...
580
00:34:56,034 --> 00:34:58,559
Magnum.
...for Eden Valley investments
to Western Shelter,
581
00:34:58,637 --> 00:35:00,002
and 818 at the top!
Thomas!
582
00:35:00,072 --> 00:35:01,801
At first I thought
it was a typo, but it's not!
583
00:35:01,873 --> 00:35:03,238
It's the name of a company.
584
00:35:03,308 --> 00:35:04,935
The company!
Will you forget about that,
585
00:35:05,010 --> 00:35:07,205
and let's get
the hell out of here?
What's your hurry?
586
00:35:16,955 --> 00:35:19,788
Sally,
we're going to be late.
587
00:35:28,233 --> 00:35:31,896
You look stunning.
Congratulations.
588
00:35:33,739 --> 00:35:36,299
I was just about
to say the same.
589
00:35:36,842 --> 00:35:38,070
Yes.
590
00:35:39,411 --> 00:35:42,676
Let's hope
Timothy is as pleased
with your transformation
591
00:35:42,748 --> 00:35:44,375
as his mother was.
592
00:35:44,916 --> 00:35:47,248
He called last night
after he arrived.
593
00:35:47,853 --> 00:35:51,584
I'm afraid he still feels
the whole thing
was a bit unnecessary,
594
00:35:52,124 --> 00:35:54,149
but he's glad
that she's pleased.
595
00:35:54,226 --> 00:35:58,162
I'm sure he'll be quite proud
when he sees
his Boxley girl.
596
00:36:00,132 --> 00:36:04,865
Pity that I can never be quite
as posh as those Boxley ladies
Mrs. Finch knew in England.
597
00:36:05,437 --> 00:36:09,305
Sally, there is
no Boxley Finishing School.
598
00:36:15,714 --> 00:36:17,614
Oh, thank you, Higgins.
599
00:36:18,984 --> 00:36:20,383
Shall we go?
600
00:36:21,820 --> 00:36:25,256
Higgins, are you proud of me?
601
00:36:26,191 --> 00:36:27,351
Honestly?
602
00:36:28,593 --> 00:36:31,084
Very proud, indeed,
Cousin Sally.
603
00:36:31,830 --> 00:36:34,128
You're a tribute
to the Ponting name.
604
00:37:09,034 --> 00:37:10,194
Where is the groom?
605
00:37:10,268 --> 00:37:12,327
I don't know.
I'll have a look outside.
606
00:37:19,845 --> 00:37:21,142
Where's the groom?
607
00:37:22,848 --> 00:37:24,577
Oh, the groom isn't here?
608
00:37:34,693 --> 00:37:36,388
I don't understand...
609
00:38:02,020 --> 00:38:06,389
The best man
left Timothy talking on
the telephone in the vestry.
610
00:38:06,825 --> 00:38:10,761
He apparently received
this urgent phone call
just before the service,
611
00:38:11,296 --> 00:38:15,062
and when the best man asked
if the processional
should start, he said yes,
612
00:38:15,133 --> 00:38:17,101
that he'd only be a moment.
613
00:38:18,336 --> 00:38:20,133
That's the last
anyone saw of him.
614
00:38:20,205 --> 00:38:23,732
Mr. Finch
has to be in some kind
of terrible trouble.
615
00:38:24,009 --> 00:38:25,840
There's no other explanation.
616
00:38:25,911 --> 00:38:27,310
No.
617
00:38:28,079 --> 00:38:31,378
Magnum, if you would consider
for Sally's sake
618
00:38:32,384 --> 00:38:36,787
investigating Timothy's
disappearance,
I would be most grateful.
619
00:38:38,690 --> 00:38:39,816
Well, I...
620
00:38:39,891 --> 00:38:42,485
Well, I didn't even get
a chance to tell you,
621
00:38:42,561 --> 00:38:45,052
I think I finally have
something on Agatha's case.
622
00:38:45,630 --> 00:38:50,329
Please, Mr. Magnum.
We can't allow that to be
of first priority now.
623
00:38:52,537 --> 00:38:54,061
Do you have Finch's address?
624
00:38:54,139 --> 00:38:57,700
818 Honawi Terrace,
the ground floor apartment.
625
00:38:58,643 --> 00:39:01,043
Well, yeah.
I'll go take a look.
626
00:39:02,414 --> 00:39:03,676
Thank you, Magnum.
627
00:39:03,748 --> 00:39:05,010
Right.
628
00:39:14,359 --> 00:39:16,759
Jonathan, I'll gladly stay.
629
00:39:16,828 --> 00:39:20,264
I mean, Sally might need me
when she wakes.
630
00:39:20,499 --> 00:39:22,296
Sally's all right.
631
00:39:31,142 --> 00:39:32,769
It isn't fair.
632
00:39:33,845 --> 00:39:36,075
You've worked so hard.
633
00:39:37,582 --> 00:39:39,982
You're a good, kind sort,
you know that?
634
00:39:40,051 --> 00:39:42,246
I appreciate everything
you've done.
635
00:39:54,065 --> 00:39:57,034
I'm leaving in the morning,
Higgins, 10:00 plane.
636
00:39:57,369 --> 00:40:00,805
Sally, I really don't think
that's wise at this point.
637
00:40:02,073 --> 00:40:06,407
There may be some very simple
and logical explanation
638
00:40:06,478 --> 00:40:08,105
for Timothy's behavior.
639
00:40:08,179 --> 00:40:11,012
Has anyone considered
the possibility that Timmy
640
00:40:11,082 --> 00:40:14,108
simply and logically
changed his mind about me?
641
00:40:14,853 --> 00:40:17,651
If that had been the case,
he would have told you.
642
00:40:17,722 --> 00:40:20,714
Gentlemen don't leave ladies
standing at the altar.
643
00:40:20,792 --> 00:40:24,558
I told you, this gentleman had
all the posh ones he wanted.
644
00:40:25,430 --> 00:40:27,057
So what do we do?
645
00:40:27,132 --> 00:40:29,430
Fix him up
with another posh bird.
646
00:40:30,535 --> 00:40:32,526
Rory Ponting in a dress.
647
00:40:34,139 --> 00:40:35,504
You're right.
648
00:40:37,175 --> 00:40:40,474
I should never have
asked you to become,
in a matter of days,
649
00:40:40,979 --> 00:40:43,209
something you've spent
years loathing.
650
00:40:43,548 --> 00:40:46,346
You didn't ask, Higgins.
That's the point.
651
00:40:47,385 --> 00:40:48,852
Thomas was right.
652
00:40:49,321 --> 00:40:51,482
I saw that Fair Lady flick.
653
00:40:53,758 --> 00:40:57,285
We just both tried
to make me over
for all the wrong reasons.
654
00:40:57,362 --> 00:41:00,092
But we accomplished
a great deal.
655
00:41:00,732 --> 00:41:02,996
What does it matter...
It matters,
656
00:41:03,668 --> 00:41:05,397
'cause I don't loathe it.
657
00:41:06,571 --> 00:41:09,506
Yeah, I like
what I've learned.
658
00:41:10,642 --> 00:41:13,770
But now I've got no choice
but to go back
to the Golden Guinea
659
00:41:13,845 --> 00:41:16,370
and not be as satisfied
pulling the drafts.
660
00:41:17,649 --> 00:41:22,518
See, that Sally was happy
with her orange hair
and her fashion
661
00:41:22,587 --> 00:41:26,148
'cause that's who she was,
or said she was.
662
00:41:26,558 --> 00:41:27,547
Now,
663
00:41:28,293 --> 00:41:32,525
how am I supposed to say
who I am with half
of both worlds to pick from?
664
00:41:35,333 --> 00:41:38,200
I'm sorry if I confused you.
665
00:41:38,269 --> 00:41:41,830
I truly felt
that I was helping you
to reach your goal
666
00:41:42,574 --> 00:41:44,201
of marrying Mr. Finch.
667
00:41:44,275 --> 00:41:46,709
I didn't do it
for that, Higgins.
668
00:41:46,778 --> 00:41:49,770
It's not Timmy I'm missing.
It's me.
669
00:41:51,950 --> 00:41:55,317
Oh, I loved him,
but then I realized
670
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:58,115
it was just his posh
I wanted.
671
00:41:59,824 --> 00:42:02,657
Look, you've helped me a lot,
all right?
672
00:42:02,727 --> 00:42:05,059
We just both forgot to ask,
that's all.
673
00:42:05,864 --> 00:42:08,492
You never asked if it was
all right to fix me,
674
00:42:09,401 --> 00:42:12,837
and I never asked meself
if it was really
what I wanted.
675
00:42:14,873 --> 00:42:16,306
I understand.
676
00:42:17,242 --> 00:42:19,733
But, Sally, please,
677
00:42:20,445 --> 00:42:23,141
you can't return
to that life in London.
678
00:42:23,214 --> 00:42:25,739
If you stay here,
we can continue...
679
00:42:25,817 --> 00:42:28,479
No. No. You don't understand.
680
00:42:29,154 --> 00:42:30,985
There is nothing to continue.
681
00:42:31,056 --> 00:42:32,216
Sally...
682
00:42:38,830 --> 00:42:40,661
Robin Masters' estate.
683
00:42:41,499 --> 00:42:42,898
I beg your pardon?
684
00:42:45,804 --> 00:42:47,271
It's Timothy.
685
00:42:58,283 --> 00:43:00,513
I once read about
two long lost sisters
686
00:43:00,585 --> 00:43:02,815
who had spent 20 years
looking for each other.
687
00:43:02,887 --> 00:43:06,152
They both happened to be
in Tulsa, Oklahoma,
on the same weekend
688
00:43:06,224 --> 00:43:09,250
and collided into each other
at an intersection.
689
00:43:09,327 --> 00:43:13,195
I had just such a collision
at 818 Honawi.
690
00:43:13,264 --> 00:43:15,926
The improbable had become
a real problem,
691
00:43:16,267 --> 00:43:18,326
and I had to deal with it.
692
00:43:29,314 --> 00:43:32,477
I finally had the proof to
break the investment swindle.
693
00:43:32,884 --> 00:43:36,183
But I had to figure
that Sally had
a breaking point as well.
694
00:43:36,654 --> 00:43:38,315
Maybe even Higgins.
695
00:43:38,389 --> 00:43:42,621
And it was going to be
hard to hit them
with this last big surprise.
696
00:43:43,161 --> 00:43:46,824
The two sisters recovered
and lived happily ever after
in Tulsa,
697
00:43:47,332 --> 00:43:50,529
but I couldn't think of
a way for this one
to have a happy ending.
698
00:43:54,339 --> 00:43:55,601
Higgins.
699
00:43:56,074 --> 00:43:57,473
Magnum?
700
00:43:57,675 --> 00:43:59,267
What are you all doing here?
701
00:43:59,344 --> 00:44:01,437
What are we doing here,
Higgins?
702
00:44:01,513 --> 00:44:04,573
Mr. Finch called.
He really does care
for Sally.
703
00:44:04,649 --> 00:44:08,107
I drove her here so that
he could explain
about the wedding.
704
00:44:08,186 --> 00:44:12,122
Did he also explain that
Frank here made
the phone call to the church
705
00:44:12,190 --> 00:44:14,249
and told him to go
into hiding in a hurry?
706
00:44:14,325 --> 00:44:15,724
How did you find us?
707
00:44:15,794 --> 00:44:19,059
Well, I finally remembered
you can't move these things
with a pickup truck.
708
00:44:19,264 --> 00:44:20,595
Frank.
709
00:44:20,665 --> 00:44:23,259
I don't understand.
You introduced yourself
as Leonard.
710
00:44:23,334 --> 00:44:25,894
Higgins, please,
this is Frank Ohmar.
711
00:44:25,970 --> 00:44:29,462
He and Finch are the big guys
in this insurance scam,
the 818 Company.
712
00:44:29,541 --> 00:44:32,635
A very quiet
international giant
run from Finch's apartment.
713
00:44:32,710 --> 00:44:35,178
I found all the proof
in his files.
- That's impossible.
714
00:44:35,246 --> 00:44:37,714
Timothy Finch is
one of the wealthiest men
in the island.
715
00:44:37,782 --> 00:44:40,945
And it takes a lot of
ingenuity to become
that rich, Mr. Higgins.
716
00:44:41,820 --> 00:44:44,755
Please, all of you,
move away from the door.
717
00:44:49,561 --> 00:44:51,620
I've explained everything
to Sally,
718
00:44:52,363 --> 00:44:54,058
and she's leaving with me.
719
00:45:00,538 --> 00:45:03,769
Sally, why?
720
00:45:05,043 --> 00:45:08,206
Like I told you, Higgins,
I loves Timmy,
721
00:45:08,947 --> 00:45:12,713
and I didn't go through
all your messing around
just to lose him now.
722
00:45:12,784 --> 00:45:15,344
Sorry to leave you
with this problem, Frank,
723
00:45:15,420 --> 00:45:17,217
but I'm sure that
you can handle it.
724
00:45:30,034 --> 00:45:31,399
Let's have it.
725
00:45:50,488 --> 00:45:52,649
He really could be a love
726
00:45:54,459 --> 00:45:56,290
when he was drinking.
727
00:46:01,299 --> 00:46:03,290
A glass of sherry, please.
728
00:46:03,368 --> 00:46:06,303
That posh stuff
will kill you, Higgins.
729
00:46:06,537 --> 00:46:07,834
Better have a draft.
730
00:46:09,607 --> 00:46:12,007
I'm very glad
you decided to stay.
731
00:46:12,076 --> 00:46:16,035
Yeah, well, like I said,
I need a bit of both worlds
right now.
732
00:46:16,114 --> 00:46:18,582
Working here keeps me
Golden Guinea half satisfied
733
00:46:18,650 --> 00:46:20,845
while the rest of me
finds out who I am.
734
00:46:21,753 --> 00:46:23,243
I don't know much
for sure yet,
735
00:46:23,321 --> 00:46:25,881
but it's a fact
I'll never be
quite what I was.
736
00:46:28,059 --> 00:46:29,287
Likewise.
737
00:46:32,130 --> 00:46:34,428
Hey, Sally, congratulations
on your new job.
Hey!
738
00:46:34,499 --> 00:46:35,796
Oh, hello, boys.
739
00:46:35,867 --> 00:46:37,960
We all came by
just to kick off
the new day.
740
00:46:38,036 --> 00:46:39,367
Well, have a drink on me.
741
00:46:39,437 --> 00:46:40,870
I'll have a coffee, here.
I'll have a brandy.
742
00:46:40,939 --> 00:46:42,304
A beer.
All right.
743
00:46:42,373 --> 00:46:44,705
We are also here
to celebrate the fact
744
00:46:44,776 --> 00:46:47,301
that Mrs. Perroni's
Florida Tour
745
00:46:47,378 --> 00:46:50,245
leaves in exactly
one month from today.
746
00:46:51,849 --> 00:46:54,750
Higgie baby,
you and Agatha can order
the plane tickets.
747
00:46:54,819 --> 00:46:56,411
Oh, that reminds me.
748
00:46:56,487 --> 00:46:58,978
This came in the morning mail
for you, Magnum.
749
00:46:59,057 --> 00:47:02,925
Hold your breath, T.C.
With that slogan of his,
it could be one big mistake.
750
00:47:08,299 --> 00:47:12,065
For your information,
I have been upgraded a spot.
751
00:47:12,136 --> 00:47:15,401
They found out
the third place slogan was
a direct quote from Dickens.
752
00:47:16,674 --> 00:47:18,471
All right!
Wait a minute.
753
00:47:18,843 --> 00:47:20,538
Is the prize better?
754
00:47:20,611 --> 00:47:22,203
A vacation for four!
755
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:25,113
All expenses paid
including airfare!
756
00:47:26,784 --> 00:47:28,274
Four to Disney World!
757
00:47:28,353 --> 00:47:30,014
No. Waikiki.
758
00:47:30,088 --> 00:47:31,851
Waikiki?
Waikiki?
759
00:47:32,457 --> 00:47:35,984
Here now, that's right
close down the road here,
isn't it, love?