1 00:00:00,107 --> 00:00:01,665 You're Cousin Higgins. 2 00:00:01,742 --> 00:00:06,179 Pull me a beer, love, let me sit on me tush before I bloody drop. 3 00:00:07,181 --> 00:00:08,239 Oh, my God. 4 00:00:08,315 --> 00:00:10,613 Higgins has really been looking forward to your visit. 5 00:00:10,684 --> 00:00:13,209 He wants to work me over. You think I should let him do it? 6 00:00:13,287 --> 00:00:14,948 But I can't tell you all he's done for me 7 00:00:15,022 --> 00:00:16,512 I, I, I, I, I... I, I, I, I, I, I, I... 8 00:00:16,590 --> 00:00:19,559 Stop! You and I have a communication problem. 9 00:00:19,627 --> 00:00:22,528 I am simply trying to help Sally have what she desires, 10 00:00:22,596 --> 00:00:24,086 Mr. Timothy Finch. 11 00:00:24,165 --> 00:00:26,133 If you talk to Mrs. Finch in your own words... 12 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:30,193 I'm sick of the whole confused, posh, snooty, bloody lot of you. 13 00:01:35,336 --> 00:01:38,635 We've been working on the bake sale 14 00:01:38,706 --> 00:01:41,004 All the live long day 15 00:01:41,075 --> 00:01:42,269 Boom, boom, boom 16 00:01:42,343 --> 00:01:45,141 We've been working on the bake sale 17 00:01:45,212 --> 00:01:47,942 Just to take the dough away 18 00:01:48,015 --> 00:01:50,108 For the I.B. A 19 00:01:51,385 --> 00:01:53,353 Well, I still can't believe it! 20 00:01:53,821 --> 00:01:58,884 From date-nut puffs to our hospital fund goal in just 90 days! 21 00:01:58,959 --> 00:02:03,760 Thanks to our treasurer's shrewd investment of our bake sale profit. 22 00:02:03,831 --> 00:02:08,200 No, no, Sydney, I was just lucky to find the highest yield. 23 00:02:08,269 --> 00:02:10,066 And I insist that you, as president, 24 00:02:10,137 --> 00:02:12,105 present our check to the hospital. 25 00:02:12,172 --> 00:02:14,265 No, indeed! This is your day. 26 00:02:14,341 --> 00:02:16,434 I'm only here to take the pictures. 27 00:02:16,644 --> 00:02:18,475 Oh, my goodness. 28 00:02:18,545 --> 00:02:20,672 Would you look at the crowd! 29 00:02:20,748 --> 00:02:23,182 All our membership said they'd be here 30 00:02:23,250 --> 00:02:25,218 You get out ahead, Agatha. 31 00:02:25,286 --> 00:02:27,811 We don't want to steal your thunder. 32 00:02:33,927 --> 00:02:35,451 Miss Chumley? 33 00:02:36,764 --> 00:02:39,699 You represent this Island Benevolence Association? 34 00:02:39,767 --> 00:02:41,428 Well, I'm the treasurer. 35 00:02:41,502 --> 00:02:45,495 We're here to collect our investment to present it to the hospital. 36 00:02:45,773 --> 00:02:47,263 Yes, I know. 37 00:02:47,341 --> 00:02:50,401 Miss Chumley, I'm Frank Ohmar, SeaShare Condominiums. 38 00:02:50,844 --> 00:02:54,473 We rented the Eden Valley Investments' office last Friday. 39 00:02:54,948 --> 00:02:58,042 They're no longer here. They went bankrupt. 40 00:02:58,118 --> 00:03:00,143 Bankrupt? But where did they go? 41 00:03:02,356 --> 00:03:04,517 They have our $10,000! 42 00:03:08,796 --> 00:03:11,162 If you save it for special occasions, 43 00:03:11,231 --> 00:03:14,860 getting up early is fun. It's a once-a-month ritual 44 00:03:14,935 --> 00:03:18,462 I watch a perfect paradise sunrise, count the rainbows 45 00:03:18,539 --> 00:03:20,666 and beat Higgins to the mailbox. 46 00:03:20,741 --> 00:03:23,039 I love getting mail, any kind. 47 00:03:23,110 --> 00:03:27,240 The very fact that somebody, somewhere, licked a stamp just for me 48 00:03:27,314 --> 00:03:28,611 is reassuring. 49 00:03:28,682 --> 00:03:31,845 Unfortunately, most of those stamps are licked by a nasty guy 50 00:03:31,919 --> 00:03:34,149 who signs his name, "Past Due." 51 00:03:34,221 --> 00:03:37,713 But that's the great thing about mail. Just when you least expect it, 52 00:03:37,791 --> 00:03:41,124 your own special delivery stamp of approval! 53 00:03:52,172 --> 00:03:54,367 I won! Higgins! 54 00:03:59,313 --> 00:04:00,541 Higgins! 55 00:04:00,814 --> 00:04:02,213 I did it! I did it! 56 00:04:02,282 --> 00:04:04,580 Yes, Magnum, you collected the mail all by yourself. 57 00:04:04,651 --> 00:04:06,380 We're very proud of him, aren't we, lads? 58 00:04:08,722 --> 00:04:10,986 No! That's mine! 59 00:04:11,992 --> 00:04:13,550 Higgins, I got fourth place. 60 00:04:13,627 --> 00:04:17,620 The fourth best Mrs. Perroni's Frozen Pizza slogan in the entire nation! 61 00:04:17,698 --> 00:04:18,858 I'm numb with awe. 62 00:04:18,932 --> 00:04:21,093 I get a weekend for two at Disney World! 63 00:04:21,168 --> 00:04:23,068 You'll be leaving right away, I trust. 64 00:04:23,137 --> 00:04:25,605 Procrastination is unthinkable when one has the opportunity 65 00:04:25,672 --> 00:04:28,140 of personally meeting David Duck. 66 00:04:28,208 --> 00:04:31,200 Donald Duck. And this certificate is good for one year. 67 00:04:31,278 --> 00:04:33,109 Will you quit trying to get me off the estate? 68 00:04:33,180 --> 00:04:37,048 Higgins, I already promised I would not bug your Aunt Sally. All right? 69 00:04:37,117 --> 00:04:40,211 Cousin Sally, five times removed. A remote family tie, 70 00:04:40,287 --> 00:04:42,551 but one I take great pride in claiming. 71 00:04:42,623 --> 00:04:44,614 Although I've never met her, I'm sure that Sally Ponting 72 00:04:44,691 --> 00:04:47,251 is a very refined and well-bred young woman. 73 00:04:47,327 --> 00:04:49,295 And while you do have certain redeeming traits, 74 00:04:49,363 --> 00:04:51,422 I'm afraid that your plebeian tastes 75 00:04:51,498 --> 00:04:53,898 and abrasive bombasity might offend her. 76 00:04:53,967 --> 00:04:55,059 It's not fair! 77 00:04:55,135 --> 00:04:57,035 I'm sorry, but it's the way I feel. 78 00:04:57,104 --> 00:04:58,628 They're not gonna provide transportation! 79 00:04:58,705 --> 00:05:01,606 I have to pay my own way to Florida. Some prize! 80 00:05:01,675 --> 00:05:03,643 Sally will be staying here until the wedding. 81 00:05:03,710 --> 00:05:07,077 You will please refrain from visiting the main house for the duration. 82 00:05:07,147 --> 00:05:09,138 Yes, yes, yes! I heard you! 83 00:05:09,216 --> 00:05:10,706 I won't go near the main house. 84 00:05:10,784 --> 00:05:13,082 I won't be abrasive to your Cousin Sally, 85 00:05:13,153 --> 00:05:17,180 and I will never ever again eat Mrs. Perroni's Frozen Pizza! 86 00:05:27,301 --> 00:05:29,929 Agatha, what on earth is the matter? 87 00:05:31,071 --> 00:05:36,976 Oh, Jonathan, I've been to fool's paradise! 88 00:05:38,912 --> 00:05:41,608 And I need a cup of tea 89 00:05:46,653 --> 00:05:49,952 I'm solely responsible for the loss. 90 00:05:51,925 --> 00:05:57,192 I just wanted the highest interest possible on the I.B.A.'s profits. 91 00:05:58,899 --> 00:06:02,494 Have you considered replacing the money? 92 00:06:02,569 --> 00:06:06,266 Jonathan, $10,000 with interest? 93 00:06:07,107 --> 00:06:12,545 Besides, replacing it isn't going to reinstate me as a trustworthy treasurer. 94 00:06:12,846 --> 00:06:17,010 No, either the missing funds are located quickly, 95 00:06:17,251 --> 00:06:19,378 or I resign my post. 96 00:06:20,153 --> 00:06:22,451 Agatha, there is the possibility 97 00:06:22,523 --> 00:06:27,551 that the condominium salesman was mistaken about the Eden Valley bankruptcy. 98 00:06:29,730 --> 00:06:31,925 I do have some hope of that. 99 00:06:31,999 --> 00:06:36,060 Yes. After you've slept we'll have another chat with him, 100 00:06:36,136 --> 00:06:38,502 verify his sources and proceed from there. 101 00:06:38,572 --> 00:06:39,732 No! 102 00:06:40,541 --> 00:06:44,307 Jonathan, you've so much on your plate at this moment. 103 00:06:44,378 --> 00:06:47,609 Your cousin's arrival, the wedding, her party... 104 00:06:47,681 --> 00:06:51,082 I'll manage. You've come for my help, and you shall have it. 105 00:06:51,485 --> 00:06:53,510 Okay, Agatha! I'm ready 106 00:06:53,654 --> 00:06:54,848 Oh! 107 00:06:55,322 --> 00:06:57,187 What was the address of that mobile home? 108 00:06:59,226 --> 00:07:01,126 You hired Magnum 109 00:07:02,863 --> 00:07:05,798 while I was steeping the tea? 110 00:07:05,866 --> 00:07:08,801 Jonathan, please don't be upset. 111 00:07:08,869 --> 00:07:12,896 And I'm just to stand by and watch you make another questionable investment? 112 00:07:12,973 --> 00:07:14,531 Oh, dear. 113 00:07:14,608 --> 00:07:17,202 We didn't discuss that part. 114 00:07:17,911 --> 00:07:20,812 What's your usual fee, Mr. Magnum? 115 00:07:20,881 --> 00:07:22,849 A round-trip ticket to Florida. 116 00:07:26,086 --> 00:07:28,554 It's not only a chance at a dream vacation, 117 00:07:28,622 --> 00:07:31,648 you actually become one of the owners of a luxury condo. 118 00:07:31,725 --> 00:07:34,319 Go on, pick a gift just for coming by. 119 00:07:34,595 --> 00:07:35,789 Really? 120 00:07:37,030 --> 00:07:41,399 Tell me, how much would you normally spend, say, on a two-week vacation? 121 00:07:41,468 --> 00:07:45,871 Oh, about $1,000. Does this popcorn popper really work on batteries? 122 00:07:45,939 --> 00:07:47,600 Yeah, isn't that something? 123 00:07:48,475 --> 00:07:51,239 You know, you give me half of that thousand as a down, 124 00:07:51,311 --> 00:07:55,441 you've got your own vacation resort, one week a year for life. 125 00:07:55,916 --> 00:07:58,146 Well, fine. I'll take 20 of them. 126 00:07:58,218 --> 00:08:01,551 If you can tell me where to find what's left of Eden Valley Investments. 127 00:08:01,622 --> 00:08:03,590 They got my last $10,000. 128 00:08:03,657 --> 00:08:06,626 How many investors could one fly-by-night operation have? 129 00:08:07,361 --> 00:08:11,297 Look, we never heard of that outfit before we rented this place, okay? 130 00:08:11,365 --> 00:08:12,923 Who do you rent from? 131 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:16,629 I'm sure they could tell for sure if Eden Valley went bankrupt. 132 00:08:16,703 --> 00:08:20,195 Good question. We're on our third landlord this month. 133 00:08:22,442 --> 00:08:24,535 Magnum, what's that terrible noise? 134 00:08:24,611 --> 00:08:26,340 Is something wrong with the Ferrari? 135 00:08:26,413 --> 00:08:28,381 No! I need to speak to Agatha. 136 00:08:28,448 --> 00:08:30,279 We're late leaving for the airport to collect Sally. 137 00:08:30,350 --> 00:08:31,544 Is it urgent? 138 00:08:31,618 --> 00:08:33,882 Well, just tell her the whole thing smells of a con. 139 00:08:33,954 --> 00:08:37,219 Eden Valley Investments was owned by a company called Future Times, Inc. 140 00:08:37,290 --> 00:08:38,917 Which also happened to go bankrupt. 141 00:08:38,992 --> 00:08:41,586 And Future Times was a subsidiary of another company 142 00:08:41,662 --> 00:08:45,120 which happened to go bank... Just a minute, Higgins. 143 00:08:45,198 --> 00:08:48,031 Boy, that sucker really works! Now, stop! 144 00:08:48,101 --> 00:08:49,568 Stop? Stop what? 145 00:08:49,636 --> 00:08:51,604 No. It's not you, Higgins. 146 00:08:51,672 --> 00:08:52,934 I just overfilled it. 147 00:08:53,006 --> 00:08:55,634 Anyway, I'm up to this company called Tee-Mar. 148 00:08:55,709 --> 00:08:57,506 No bankruptcies yet, but... 149 00:08:57,577 --> 00:08:59,272 Come on, cut it out now! 150 00:08:59,346 --> 00:09:01,678 No suspicious activities at all. 151 00:09:01,748 --> 00:09:03,978 No address, no phone numbers, no... 152 00:09:04,051 --> 00:09:06,918 No off-switch! How do you shut it off? 153 00:09:06,987 --> 00:09:08,545 By saying goodbye. 154 00:09:08,922 --> 00:09:10,890 No! Wait! Higgins! 155 00:09:10,957 --> 00:09:13,858 That man is slowly driving me out of my mind. 156 00:09:14,294 --> 00:09:15,522 What did he have to say? 157 00:09:15,595 --> 00:09:17,995 Nothing. He kept muttering some incoherent gibberish 158 00:09:18,065 --> 00:09:20,659 about having some gadget that exposes bankrupt companies, 159 00:09:20,734 --> 00:09:22,292 and apparently he'd over programmed it. 160 00:09:22,369 --> 00:09:24,860 Where are my keys? This is absurd! I never misplace my keys. 161 00:09:24,938 --> 00:09:27,634 I'm never late, and now on this, of all occasions, I... 162 00:09:27,708 --> 00:09:28,936 Jonathan. 163 00:09:34,414 --> 00:09:38,282 And actually, we've plenty of time before the plane arrives. 164 00:09:38,452 --> 00:09:41,478 Jonathan, you really must relax. 165 00:09:42,456 --> 00:09:44,720 Yes, forgive me, I... 166 00:09:47,227 --> 00:09:51,960 Agatha, Sally Ponting's stay here means a great deal to me. 167 00:09:52,232 --> 00:09:53,927 Although I've not met this young lady, 168 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:57,060 I greatly admired the Ponting family, as a boy. 169 00:09:57,137 --> 00:10:01,073 Their elegance, their social poise, gentility... 170 00:10:01,141 --> 00:10:03,075 They were an inspiration to me. 171 00:10:03,777 --> 00:10:05,540 And now that a Ponting is coming to visit, 172 00:10:05,612 --> 00:10:07,876 it's imperative that everything be perfect. 173 00:10:08,682 --> 00:10:10,309 Do you understand? 174 00:10:19,426 --> 00:10:20,450 Yes? 175 00:10:20,527 --> 00:10:22,757 Hey, brah! Got a fare out here for this address. 176 00:10:22,829 --> 00:10:24,262 Miss Ponting. 177 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:28,593 We're off to a flying start, aren't we? 178 00:10:28,668 --> 00:10:31,535 Now, Jonathan, her plane was probably early. 179 00:10:31,605 --> 00:10:33,436 Planes are never early. 180 00:10:44,918 --> 00:10:47,614 Here. You're Cousin Higgins. 181 00:10:47,687 --> 00:10:50,178 I took me a cheaper flight. 182 00:10:50,257 --> 00:10:55,251 Oh, pull me a beer, love, let me sit on me tush before I bloody drop. 183 00:11:01,434 --> 00:11:02,833 Oh, my God. 184 00:11:05,338 --> 00:11:06,635 I think you've got me mixed up 185 00:11:06,706 --> 00:11:09,266 with them posh Pontings in Kent, Higgins. 186 00:11:09,342 --> 00:11:11,071 Yes, well... 187 00:11:11,144 --> 00:11:13,112 I was not aware that there were two 188 00:11:13,180 --> 00:11:15,580 separate and distinct Ponting branches. 189 00:11:15,649 --> 00:11:17,412 Yeah! Separate is right! 190 00:11:17,651 --> 00:11:20,415 We've got nothing to do with them stuck-up cousins. 191 00:11:20,487 --> 00:11:24,014 That snooty Rory Ponting insulted me dad once. 192 00:11:24,090 --> 00:11:25,352 He says, 193 00:11:25,425 --> 00:11:29,418 "Wally, why don't you come down here to Kent, and be my gardener?" 194 00:11:29,496 --> 00:11:31,862 Well, you know what me dad did? 195 00:11:31,932 --> 00:11:35,868 He picks up this funny-Iooking Chinese pitcher of Rory's... 196 00:11:36,436 --> 00:11:38,631 Oh, rather like this one. 197 00:11:38,705 --> 00:11:40,866 And he aims it right at Rory's... 198 00:11:40,941 --> 00:11:43,341 Please! Don't throw that. 199 00:11:43,677 --> 00:11:45,338 It's priceless. 200 00:11:45,412 --> 00:11:48,870 That's what Rory said! How did you know? 201 00:11:51,318 --> 00:11:56,449 Sally, wouldn't you like to sit and have some tea? 202 00:11:56,590 --> 00:11:59,684 Don't bother, Higgins, I'll make meself useful. 203 00:12:00,460 --> 00:12:02,291 Milk and sugar? 204 00:12:20,046 --> 00:12:23,482 Is that a popular hairstyle? 205 00:12:23,550 --> 00:12:25,017 You like it? 206 00:12:25,385 --> 00:12:27,945 I'm not sure. I think I like lavender better, 207 00:12:28,021 --> 00:12:31,548 but, yeah, orange and black is definitely in. 208 00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:35,356 Sally, I'm intrigued 209 00:12:35,428 --> 00:12:37,988 to know the details of your meeting and courtship 210 00:12:38,064 --> 00:12:39,861 with Mr. Timothy Finch. 211 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:42,065 Timmy? Isn't he a love? 212 00:12:43,036 --> 00:12:45,698 He was a regular in a pub where I pull. 213 00:12:45,906 --> 00:12:47,737 I beg your pardon. Where you what? 214 00:12:47,807 --> 00:12:52,335 Pull, Higgins. You know, pull the drafts? Work. 215 00:12:52,812 --> 00:12:54,336 The Golden Guinea. 216 00:12:54,414 --> 00:12:57,349 He'd been, like, flirting with me for months. 217 00:12:57,417 --> 00:13:00,875 And one night he drank his weight in bitters, 218 00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:04,390 and he flat out asked me if I was free after closing time. 219 00:13:04,758 --> 00:13:08,125 Well, him and me really hit it off. 220 00:13:08,194 --> 00:13:09,957 So, I took him home to breakfast, 221 00:13:10,030 --> 00:13:11,588 and he asked for me hand in marriage 222 00:13:11,665 --> 00:13:14,293 right there at the table over me mum's kippers. 223 00:13:19,906 --> 00:13:22,841 I presume you know 224 00:13:22,909 --> 00:13:26,709 your fiancé has been called back to his London office. 225 00:13:26,780 --> 00:13:30,443 Well, of course I know. Timmy calls me every day. 226 00:13:31,685 --> 00:13:35,416 You know, with his money, he could have picked some posh bird. 227 00:13:35,488 --> 00:13:38,980 But he wanted a nice, simple, down-to-earth lass like meself. 228 00:13:42,529 --> 00:13:43,723 Yes. 229 00:13:44,397 --> 00:13:47,025 But, I'm afraid, Sally, 230 00:13:47,434 --> 00:13:51,336 that to Mr. Finch's family, to his friends, 231 00:13:53,406 --> 00:13:57,934 his mother, you may come as something of a surprise. 232 00:13:58,011 --> 00:14:00,343 He didn't discuss this with you? 233 00:14:01,414 --> 00:14:02,608 Discuss what with me? 234 00:14:02,682 --> 00:14:05,242 Sally, the Finches are... 235 00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:09,682 Well, they follow the more established codes, 236 00:14:09,756 --> 00:14:13,351 as regards social behavior and appearance. 237 00:14:13,426 --> 00:14:14,757 Yes. 238 00:14:14,828 --> 00:14:18,730 Your attire, while it may be all the rage with your peer group, 239 00:14:18,798 --> 00:14:21,358 would be most offensive to Mrs. Finch. 240 00:14:22,335 --> 00:14:24,929 Well, I guess she'll have to get used to me, 241 00:14:25,005 --> 00:14:27,974 'cause I just told you, Timmy likes me like I am. 242 00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:32,307 And we've just told you that his social group will not accept you as you are. 243 00:14:32,979 --> 00:14:35,470 Is that what you want? To have the marriage canceled 244 00:14:35,548 --> 00:14:38,608 and to find yourself returning to London in disgrace? 245 00:14:39,486 --> 00:14:42,387 And what would I have to do to make them like me? 246 00:14:42,722 --> 00:14:44,781 A bleeding posh put-on, I suppose. 247 00:14:45,325 --> 00:14:46,849 Well, I won't do it! 248 00:14:47,427 --> 00:14:52,694 We're merely suggesting a few minor modifications in your presentation. 249 00:14:53,633 --> 00:14:56,534 Sally, whether you like it or not, you're marrying into high society, 250 00:14:56,603 --> 00:14:58,798 and you must abide by their rules. 251 00:15:02,242 --> 00:15:05,211 Timmy should've told me what I was getting into. 252 00:15:07,180 --> 00:15:11,514 I don't want his friends laughing at him or me. 253 00:15:12,585 --> 00:15:17,352 They will, Sally. I'm sorry, but they simply won't understand. 254 00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:24,196 You know what to do then, Higgins? To fix me? 255 00:15:25,732 --> 00:15:28,826 With Agatha's assistance in your tutoring, 256 00:15:28,902 --> 00:15:31,871 and no distractions here to dissipate our efforts, 257 00:15:31,938 --> 00:15:35,499 yes, I feel confident that we can... 258 00:15:35,575 --> 00:15:36,974 Higgins. 259 00:15:37,143 --> 00:15:39,111 Mr. Magnum! 260 00:15:40,380 --> 00:15:42,814 Hi, guys. Popcorn? 261 00:15:43,183 --> 00:15:44,775 I don't mind if I do. 262 00:15:45,452 --> 00:15:48,387 Here now, you're a bit of all right, ain't you? 263 00:15:49,389 --> 00:15:50,583 Sally? 264 00:15:50,657 --> 00:15:54,923 What? I mean... I think you're charming. 265 00:15:55,361 --> 00:15:56,487 I think... 266 00:15:56,563 --> 00:15:57,791 Sally. 267 00:15:57,864 --> 00:15:59,593 I thought we had an understanding. 268 00:15:59,666 --> 00:16:03,830 Oh, I'm sorry. Was I being abrasive to Cousin Sally? 269 00:16:03,903 --> 00:16:06,929 I was speaking of your vow to refrain from visiting the main house. 270 00:16:07,006 --> 00:16:10,806 Oh, fine. I just have to talk to Agatha for a minute. 271 00:16:12,045 --> 00:16:13,478 It's about an extra plane ticket. 272 00:16:13,546 --> 00:16:16,538 See, Rick's doing some work for me... Here, you a mate of Higgins? 273 00:16:18,218 --> 00:16:19,981 In a manner of speaking. Thomas Magnum. 274 00:16:20,053 --> 00:16:22,248 Oh, charmed. 275 00:16:22,322 --> 00:16:24,916 Higgins has really been looking forward to your visit. 276 00:16:24,991 --> 00:16:27,323 Yeah, to have a bleeding pet project. 277 00:16:28,194 --> 00:16:32,028 He wants to work me over so I'm presentable to Timmy's posh bunch. 278 00:16:32,665 --> 00:16:34,758 You think I should let him do it? 279 00:16:39,639 --> 00:16:42,233 I shouldn't get involved. 280 00:16:42,909 --> 00:16:45,104 But I can't tell you all he's done for me. 281 00:16:49,449 --> 00:16:53,112 Well, there's a slight improvement, but it's hardly sufficient. 282 00:16:54,621 --> 00:16:57,351 What on earth can be done about her hair? 283 00:16:59,092 --> 00:17:02,084 I suppose you think I can wash me fashion color out. 284 00:17:02,162 --> 00:17:03,789 Well, I can't, so there! 285 00:17:03,863 --> 00:17:07,230 Sally, you're forgetting our extensive discussion about your "I's." 286 00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:10,701 No, I'm not. I took all me shadow off, and I feel naked! 287 00:17:10,770 --> 00:17:13,705 I'm talking about the sound, "I," remember? 288 00:17:14,073 --> 00:17:16,974 Take your "ah," add "E," and make them one. 289 00:17:17,043 --> 00:17:19,341 Ah-e, ah-e, ah-e, ah-e, 290 00:17:19,412 --> 00:17:21,403 I, I, I, I, I. 291 00:17:22,649 --> 00:17:23,877 Ah-e. 292 00:17:23,950 --> 00:17:25,281 Ah-e. 293 00:17:25,351 --> 00:17:27,342 Ah-e. Ah-e. Ah-e. Ah-e. 294 00:17:27,420 --> 00:17:29,650 Ah-e. Ah-e. Ah-e. Ah-e. 295 00:17:29,722 --> 00:17:32,885 Ah-e, ah-e, ah-e, ah-e, Ah-e, ah-e, ah-e, ah-e, 296 00:17:33,126 --> 00:17:35,720 I, I, I, I, I... I, I, I, I, I, I, I... 297 00:17:35,795 --> 00:17:38,696 Stop! You and I have a communication problem. 298 00:17:38,765 --> 00:17:40,289 You know that? 299 00:17:41,834 --> 00:17:44,359 You and I have a communication problem. 300 00:17:44,437 --> 00:17:47,895 Yes, Jonathan, she already made that point. 301 00:17:47,974 --> 00:17:50,534 But she made it properly. Sally, say it again. 302 00:17:50,610 --> 00:17:52,077 "You and I have..." 303 00:17:52,145 --> 00:17:54,170 Have what? "A communication problem." 304 00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:56,681 I know that. Who's arguing? No, just say it. 305 00:17:56,749 --> 00:17:58,740 I know that. Who's arguing? 306 00:17:58,818 --> 00:18:00,012 You did it again! 307 00:18:00,086 --> 00:18:01,610 You told me to! 308 00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:04,048 "You and I have." 309 00:18:04,290 --> 00:18:08,021 "You and I have." You used a proper "I," you used an "H." 310 00:18:08,528 --> 00:18:10,018 Here, do it with me. 311 00:18:10,830 --> 00:18:14,766 You and I have. You and I have. 312 00:18:16,603 --> 00:18:19,936 You and I have. You and I have. 313 00:18:20,340 --> 00:18:22,308 You and I have. You and I have. 314 00:18:22,375 --> 00:18:23,774 You and I have. You and I have. 315 00:18:23,843 --> 00:18:24,901 You and I have. You and I have. 316 00:18:24,978 --> 00:18:25,967 You and I have. You and I have. 317 00:18:26,045 --> 00:18:27,103 You and I have. You and I have. 318 00:18:27,180 --> 00:18:29,307 You and I have. You have I have. You... 319 00:18:29,382 --> 00:18:31,543 I can't do it! I can't! 320 00:18:31,884 --> 00:18:34,148 I can't keep me "H" up. 321 00:18:42,428 --> 00:18:46,194 I can't be bloody Rory Ponting, not even put-on, like. 322 00:18:48,201 --> 00:18:51,227 When Timmy calls, I'm telling him the wedding's off, 323 00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:53,568 and then I'm going home tonight! 324 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:58,703 I'm sorry. I got carried away with your progress. 325 00:18:59,279 --> 00:19:01,440 And there has been progress, Sally. 326 00:19:01,914 --> 00:19:05,577 We should keep on working. You needn't lose Mr. Finch. 327 00:19:05,652 --> 00:19:07,643 The party isn't until tomorrow afternoon. 328 00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:10,553 We can stay up all night and work. 329 00:19:12,091 --> 00:19:14,616 Unless, of course, you'd rather go home 330 00:19:14,694 --> 00:19:18,357 and retreat to the polite society of the Golden Guinea. 331 00:19:20,933 --> 00:19:22,992 Hey, I just want proof that I'm going! 332 00:19:23,069 --> 00:19:25,970 Okay, fine. You call Agatha and ask her yourself. 333 00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:28,473 She's covering your ticket to Florida if we break the case. 334 00:19:28,541 --> 00:19:30,065 If we break the... 335 00:19:30,143 --> 00:19:33,112 Thomas, you told me that all I had to do to get to Disney World 336 00:19:33,179 --> 00:19:34,942 was find this place! 337 00:19:35,014 --> 00:19:37,710 Any idea why Tee-Mar doesn't seem to wanna be found? 338 00:19:37,784 --> 00:19:40,480 All I know is that those people buy hot typewriters. 339 00:19:40,553 --> 00:19:42,350 And all the hot typewriter lady knows is that 340 00:19:42,422 --> 00:19:45,084 nobody is around here to pay the bill. 341 00:19:45,158 --> 00:19:48,457 "Mrs. Perroni's for a thick slice of life?" 342 00:19:48,528 --> 00:19:50,655 You won fourth place for that? 343 00:19:50,730 --> 00:19:53,358 Can you believe they found three better slogans? 344 00:19:55,401 --> 00:19:56,732 Okay. 345 00:19:57,970 --> 00:20:01,565 You stay here and yell if you see anybody coming. 346 00:20:41,748 --> 00:20:43,841 You shouldn't have snooped around so much. 347 00:20:43,916 --> 00:20:45,884 Ten grand's not worth it. 348 00:21:41,908 --> 00:21:45,344 Lesson one in planning a good get-up-early day. 349 00:21:45,411 --> 00:21:47,106 You're going to be very sleepy by noon, 350 00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:49,705 so limit exciting surprises to two. 351 00:21:49,782 --> 00:21:51,943 Today, of course, had had far too many. 352 00:21:52,018 --> 00:21:54,646 My good surprise, Agatha's bad surprise, 353 00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:57,883 Higgins' prize cousin with the surprisingly orange hair. 354 00:21:57,957 --> 00:22:01,120 And my not-so-surprising hunch that the missing 10,000 355 00:22:01,194 --> 00:22:03,492 was a tiny part of a gigantic swindle. 356 00:22:03,563 --> 00:22:05,121 Take a few hundred small investments, 357 00:22:05,198 --> 00:22:06,961 float them in a sea of endless corporations, 358 00:22:07,033 --> 00:22:11,436 and somebody finally ends up with several nicely washed millions. 359 00:22:11,504 --> 00:22:15,770 Friendly Frank Ohmar had just become somebody. 360 00:22:15,842 --> 00:22:19,938 I had a few questions for him about the "F.O." Initials on that note, 361 00:22:20,012 --> 00:22:22,344 about the proper use of my corn-popper, 362 00:22:22,415 --> 00:22:26,511 and about why I was set up with a surprise visitor at Tee-Mar. 363 00:22:28,154 --> 00:22:29,416 Surprise! 364 00:22:29,689 --> 00:22:33,284 What do you think of our young lady now, Jonathan? 365 00:22:33,359 --> 00:22:35,486 Yes, well, you've certainly worked wonders since yesterday, 366 00:22:35,561 --> 00:22:37,256 but her hair still isn't right. 367 00:22:37,330 --> 00:22:39,992 Here! We've rubbed our hands raw getting me fashion out. 368 00:22:40,066 --> 00:22:41,727 What in bloody hell you want? 369 00:22:43,803 --> 00:22:45,236 That is to say, 370 00:22:45,304 --> 00:22:50,799 it was a painful and tedious process removing my orange aura. 371 00:22:52,445 --> 00:22:56,438 We had so hoped that you'd be pleased. 372 00:22:56,516 --> 00:22:58,177 As a last resort, 373 00:22:58,251 --> 00:23:02,483 Mr. Rickie is upstairs with a most attractive brown wig. 374 00:23:03,956 --> 00:23:05,651 Well, let's try that. 375 00:23:05,725 --> 00:23:09,058 And, Jonathan, Sally really must get dressed. 376 00:23:09,128 --> 00:23:11,494 Yes, Agatha, I know. We'll only be a moment. 377 00:23:13,132 --> 00:23:15,600 Now then, Sally, one more time, please. 378 00:23:25,311 --> 00:23:30,476 I'm very pleased to meet you, Mrs. Finch. 379 00:23:30,550 --> 00:23:31,983 Timmy... 380 00:23:32,385 --> 00:23:34,216 Timothy has... 381 00:23:34,587 --> 00:23:38,990 Has told me so much about you. 382 00:23:39,659 --> 00:23:43,390 MRS. FINCH: Yes, well, I'm finally glad to meet you, Miss Ponting. 383 00:23:43,462 --> 00:23:47,421 Timothy has told me nothing of my future daughter-in-law. 384 00:23:47,733 --> 00:23:49,894 Where do you reside in England, dear? 385 00:23:52,371 --> 00:23:53,702 Kent. 386 00:23:54,574 --> 00:23:57,839 My father, Rory, has a country estate 387 00:23:57,910 --> 00:24:01,243 with priceless Chinese vases. 388 00:24:04,050 --> 00:24:07,952 Really? I was born and reared in Kent. 389 00:24:08,220 --> 00:24:13,624 Fifteen years in the Islands may have dulled my ear to regional dialects, 390 00:24:13,759 --> 00:24:18,196 but I have never heard any accent quite like yours. 391 00:24:18,864 --> 00:24:20,195 Now, now, Sally, 392 00:24:20,266 --> 00:24:23,565 you should never be embarrassed by the Boxley Brogue. 393 00:24:23,636 --> 00:24:24,796 The Boxley... 394 00:24:24,870 --> 00:24:26,599 Boxley Girls' Finishing School. 395 00:24:26,672 --> 00:24:30,665 The elocution teacher there is renowned but unorthodox. 396 00:24:31,077 --> 00:24:34,535 Were any of the Royal Family attending Boxley while you were there, Sally? 397 00:24:35,781 --> 00:24:39,182 No, I just missed them. 398 00:24:39,619 --> 00:24:42,349 Dear old Boxley. 399 00:24:45,124 --> 00:24:48,616 Surely you remember it, Mrs. Finch. 400 00:24:49,462 --> 00:24:52,260 Oh... Why, yes. 401 00:24:52,331 --> 00:24:54,629 Yes, of course. 402 00:24:54,700 --> 00:24:56,793 Another champagne, Miss Ponting? 403 00:24:57,169 --> 00:24:58,693 Thank you. 404 00:25:00,306 --> 00:25:01,568 Well, 405 00:25:01,907 --> 00:25:05,365 I'm sure you ladies would like to discuss wedding plans. 406 00:25:05,444 --> 00:25:07,469 I'll see to the other guests 407 00:25:16,322 --> 00:25:18,790 Can you imagine the confusion? 408 00:25:18,858 --> 00:25:22,089 My father and the lead hound on the hunt 409 00:25:22,161 --> 00:25:24,288 both being named Rory? 410 00:25:28,100 --> 00:25:30,694 Isn't Sally charming, Mrs. Finch? 411 00:25:31,003 --> 00:25:32,903 Oh, my, yes. 412 00:25:33,739 --> 00:25:37,675 But then I've never met a Boxley Girl who wasn't. 413 00:25:38,878 --> 00:25:41,938 Oh, you're a lovely young lady, Sally. 414 00:25:42,281 --> 00:25:45,773 I believe we're going to be very close friends. 415 00:25:46,852 --> 00:25:48,319 One more, Miss Ponting? 416 00:25:48,754 --> 00:25:50,085 Thank you. 417 00:25:52,158 --> 00:25:55,127 My, what beautiful hair you have. 418 00:25:55,194 --> 00:25:56,559 Thank you. 419 00:25:56,862 --> 00:25:58,921 But it isn't mine. 420 00:25:58,998 --> 00:26:01,694 Mine's the sweaty mess underneath 421 00:26:05,938 --> 00:26:09,499 My poor mother had to wear a wig for months once 422 00:26:09,575 --> 00:26:11,236 while her hair grew out. 423 00:26:11,310 --> 00:26:13,778 You see, in her younger days, 424 00:26:13,846 --> 00:26:16,314 the beehive hairdo was all the rage. 425 00:26:16,382 --> 00:26:18,213 Well, mum's cost her a week's pay, 426 00:26:18,284 --> 00:26:21,014 so she didn't wanna give it up. Babied it forever. 427 00:26:21,087 --> 00:26:25,786 Well, would you believe that real bees took up a nest in it before mum knew it? 428 00:26:25,858 --> 00:26:28,190 They had to shave her bald to get them out. 429 00:26:35,134 --> 00:26:39,070 Warm wine's all right but not on a hot day. 430 00:26:40,639 --> 00:26:44,598 I know, Mrs. Finch. What we need is a cooling Midnight Blitz! 431 00:26:46,345 --> 00:26:47,937 Jonathan! 432 00:26:49,515 --> 00:26:50,539 Jonathan! 433 00:26:50,616 --> 00:26:52,607 It was an unusually cool day for southern India, 434 00:26:52,685 --> 00:26:54,277 and our battalion had just encountered... 435 00:26:54,353 --> 00:26:56,787 Jonathan! May I speak with you, please? 436 00:26:56,856 --> 00:26:59,086 Yes, Agatha, in a moment. Our battalion... 437 00:26:59,158 --> 00:27:02,594 Jonathan, now! Get your lungs ready. One, two, three, four. 438 00:27:02,661 --> 00:27:05,289 Anytime you're Lambeth way 439 00:27:05,364 --> 00:27:07,730 Any evening, any day 440 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,291 You'll find yourself 441 00:27:10,369 --> 00:27:12,860 Doing the Lambeth walk. Oye! 442 00:27:12,938 --> 00:27:15,270 Everything's free and easy 443 00:27:15,341 --> 00:27:17,673 Do as you darn well pleasey 444 00:27:17,743 --> 00:27:19,870 Why don't you make your way there? 445 00:27:19,945 --> 00:27:22,345 Go there, stay there 446 00:27:22,414 --> 00:27:24,678 Anytime you're Lambeth way 447 00:27:24,750 --> 00:27:27,218 Any evening, any day 448 00:27:27,286 --> 00:27:29,550 You'll find yourself 449 00:27:29,622 --> 00:27:32,284 Doing the Lambeth walk. Oye! 450 00:27:32,358 --> 00:27:33,723 All right, then! 451 00:27:33,793 --> 00:27:36,227 Midnight Blitzes over here. 452 00:27:36,295 --> 00:27:40,356 And you teetotalers can tote your tea over here. 453 00:27:44,703 --> 00:27:47,797 Here, Higgins, we did all that work for nothing. 454 00:27:47,873 --> 00:27:50,603 These people like me just the way I am. 455 00:27:58,751 --> 00:28:00,981 I have a call in to Timothy, in London. 456 00:28:01,053 --> 00:28:03,283 I'm officially canceling the wedding. 457 00:28:03,489 --> 00:28:06,322 Without Timothy and Sally having any say in the matter? 458 00:28:06,392 --> 00:28:10,624 My son can be very impulsive, particularly when he's drinking. 459 00:28:10,696 --> 00:28:14,029 I'm sure when he hears of this afternoon's fiasco, 460 00:28:14,099 --> 00:28:17,159 he'll agree with my decision. Good night. 461 00:28:17,236 --> 00:28:18,863 Mrs. Finch, 462 00:28:18,938 --> 00:28:21,566 what you saw before Sally's unfortunate relapse 463 00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:24,040 was the result of only two days' work. 464 00:28:24,109 --> 00:28:28,136 With her desire and quickness, these last three days could bring miracles. 465 00:28:28,214 --> 00:28:30,682 This is not the Olympics, Mr. Higgins. 466 00:28:30,749 --> 00:28:32,011 It's my son's marriage. 467 00:28:32,084 --> 00:28:35,451 Precisely. A marriage both he and Sally want. 468 00:28:35,521 --> 00:28:38,354 It does seem worth an effort before facing the embarrassment 469 00:28:38,424 --> 00:28:41,587 of canceling the wedding or an elopement. 470 00:28:42,361 --> 00:28:47,890 Very well, I shall meet with Miss Ponting a day before the wedding. 471 00:28:49,201 --> 00:28:52,068 At that time, for all appearances, 472 00:28:52,838 --> 00:28:56,274 I expect to meet a true Boxley girl! 473 00:29:07,152 --> 00:29:10,019 I must confess to eavesdropping, Jonathan. 474 00:29:12,658 --> 00:29:16,253 One more disgrace at this point seems minimal. 475 00:29:17,563 --> 00:29:19,428 I thought you'd gone home. 476 00:29:19,498 --> 00:29:23,457 I've been up with Sally. She's very upset. 477 00:29:23,769 --> 00:29:27,136 Yes, well, of course it's impossible 478 00:29:27,206 --> 00:29:29,640 to get her ready in two days' time, 479 00:29:29,708 --> 00:29:33,940 but I must try, even in the light of today's poor judgment. 480 00:29:34,580 --> 00:29:38,914 I feel just as hopeless about Mr. Magnum finding the money. 481 00:29:39,752 --> 00:29:42,152 But we can't give up. 482 00:29:43,188 --> 00:29:44,519 No. 483 00:29:44,757 --> 00:29:47,191 Not if we're ever to look Island society 484 00:29:47,259 --> 00:29:49,625 or family members in the face again. 485 00:29:51,330 --> 00:29:52,627 Tomorrow morning, then? 486 00:29:54,533 --> 00:29:58,230 Mrs. Finch, I can only beg your forgiveness 487 00:29:58,304 --> 00:30:01,467 for my outrageous conduct of last Saturday. 488 00:30:01,540 --> 00:30:04,008 And as your son is quite dear to me, 489 00:30:04,076 --> 00:30:06,271 I humbly request that the wedding 490 00:30:06,345 --> 00:30:08,905 be allowed to take place on schedule. 491 00:30:14,019 --> 00:30:15,782 Bloody hell! 492 00:30:16,855 --> 00:30:18,083 It's you. 493 00:30:18,557 --> 00:30:23,256 That is not Sally talking, it's Jonathan Higgins or Henry Higgins. 494 00:30:23,329 --> 00:30:24,489 I beg your pardon. 495 00:30:24,563 --> 00:30:28,192 You're doing to Sally exactly what Rex Harrison did to Audrey Hepburn. 496 00:30:28,267 --> 00:30:29,700 My Fair Lady. 497 00:30:29,768 --> 00:30:31,258 You're using her as a guinea pig 498 00:30:31,337 --> 00:30:33,032 for your own self-indulgent experiment. 499 00:30:33,105 --> 00:30:35,300 If there were a comparison to be made, 500 00:30:35,574 --> 00:30:39,135 it would be what Sir Herbert Beerbohm Tree did to Mrs. Patrick Campbell 501 00:30:39,211 --> 00:30:42,977 in a G.B. Shaw classic entitled, Pygmalion. But there is none. 502 00:30:43,449 --> 00:30:46,816 I am simply trying to help Sally have what she desires, 503 00:30:46,885 --> 00:30:48,352 Mr. Timothy Finch. 504 00:30:48,854 --> 00:30:50,082 Are you? 505 00:30:51,023 --> 00:30:52,684 Magnum, why are you here? 506 00:30:52,758 --> 00:30:54,248 I have to talk to Agatha. 507 00:30:54,326 --> 00:30:56,157 Look, Sally, 508 00:30:56,428 --> 00:30:59,522 you just relax and be yourself, okay? 509 00:30:59,765 --> 00:31:01,960 If you talk to Mrs. Finch in your own words... 510 00:31:02,034 --> 00:31:03,296 Why don't I tell the old bag that 511 00:31:03,369 --> 00:31:07,465 I'm sick of the whole confused, posh, snooty, bloody lot of you. 512 00:31:13,345 --> 00:31:16,337 I'll ask you for the last time to stop interfering. 513 00:31:16,415 --> 00:31:18,645 Yes, Mr. Magnum, really. 514 00:31:18,717 --> 00:31:22,881 Wouldn't your time be better spent looking for the I.B.A.'s money? 515 00:31:22,955 --> 00:31:24,786 I have been looking. I just got the run-around 516 00:31:24,857 --> 00:31:27,052 from my third quiet, little investment firm. 517 00:31:27,126 --> 00:31:31,324 You interrupted my progress with Sally to reiterate this corporate scheme nonsense? 518 00:31:31,397 --> 00:31:33,558 Yes. I mean, come on, it wasn't nonsense 519 00:31:33,632 --> 00:31:35,623 to the guy who tried to have me killed. 520 00:31:36,368 --> 00:31:39,394 I just know if I can get one more look at the Tee-Mar files, 521 00:31:39,471 --> 00:31:41,837 I can prove that half the small investors on this Island 522 00:31:41,907 --> 00:31:44,068 are getting burned, and I need help to do it. 523 00:31:46,512 --> 00:31:50,278 Now, Agatha, how far do you want me to go to find this money? 524 00:31:50,682 --> 00:31:52,013 Oh, dear. 525 00:31:52,284 --> 00:31:54,752 Do I have to go to Florida again? 526 00:31:56,388 --> 00:31:58,379 A ticket for T.C. 527 00:31:58,624 --> 00:32:01,593 Higgins, I know that there's something in these files 528 00:32:01,660 --> 00:32:03,491 that'll show that this last name on the memo, 529 00:32:03,562 --> 00:32:06,656 this Western Shelter outfit, is the big umbrella company. 530 00:32:06,732 --> 00:32:09,098 Now, I'd check it out myself, but the address is in 531 00:32:09,168 --> 00:32:10,692 San Diego. - San Diego. 532 00:32:12,805 --> 00:32:17,538 Really, Magnum. Western Shelter Corporation is a very respectable firm. 533 00:32:17,609 --> 00:32:20,169 Mr. Masters has several investments with them. 534 00:32:20,245 --> 00:32:21,576 Small investments? 535 00:32:21,647 --> 00:32:24,047 The kind that Robin wouldn't worry about too much 536 00:32:24,116 --> 00:32:26,641 if it got lost in a bankruptcy? 537 00:32:30,722 --> 00:32:33,623 Mr. Masters will pay for one ticket to Florida. 538 00:32:33,892 --> 00:32:36,122 Now all of you can meet David Duck. 539 00:32:38,564 --> 00:32:40,464 Coach excursion rate. 540 00:32:40,966 --> 00:32:42,433 T. C: That wasn't the deal. 541 00:32:42,501 --> 00:32:44,662 Come on, at least you're on the plane. 542 00:32:56,281 --> 00:32:58,875 What happened to first-class airfare? 543 00:32:58,951 --> 00:33:00,782 What happened to my expenses? 544 00:33:00,853 --> 00:33:02,411 And my hotel room? 545 00:33:02,488 --> 00:33:04,479 I couldn't push it, T.C. 546 00:33:04,556 --> 00:33:07,320 Besides, I'm not asking you to do much for the ticket. 547 00:33:08,694 --> 00:33:10,025 Trivia question. 548 00:33:10,095 --> 00:33:12,928 What is the penalty for impersonating a government official? 549 00:33:12,998 --> 00:33:14,625 The prison terms vary. 550 00:33:14,700 --> 00:33:17,828 Look, T.C., there's hardly anyone in there but one little secretary. 551 00:33:17,903 --> 00:33:19,495 We'll be in and out in five minutes, 552 00:33:19,571 --> 00:33:22,734 and we'll be in Disney World for five days, hmm? 553 00:33:29,481 --> 00:33:31,210 Internal Revenue Service? 554 00:33:31,283 --> 00:33:32,409 Right. 555 00:33:32,818 --> 00:33:34,342 Just a couple of questions. 556 00:33:34,419 --> 00:33:36,546 There seems to be some confusion 557 00:33:36,622 --> 00:33:40,388 about your employer's ID request form. 558 00:33:40,659 --> 00:33:43,856 Speaking of ID, do you have any? 559 00:33:46,765 --> 00:33:50,030 I guess you haven't dealt with people from my office before. 560 00:33:50,102 --> 00:33:52,161 We don't carry ID. 561 00:33:52,504 --> 00:33:55,632 We dealt with the I.R.S. Just the other day. 562 00:33:55,707 --> 00:33:59,165 That guy made an appointment. He had ID. 563 00:34:04,349 --> 00:34:06,681 Okay, this is so embarrassing. 564 00:34:06,919 --> 00:34:08,443 T. C: My kid... 565 00:34:08,921 --> 00:34:12,015 She tore up my ID card just this very morning. 566 00:34:12,090 --> 00:34:15,582 But you can call and check me out. I'm I.R.S. 567 00:34:15,661 --> 00:34:17,094 Yes, we will. 568 00:34:17,162 --> 00:34:20,859 We're only in today because we were expecting a guy in a red Ferrari 569 00:34:20,933 --> 00:34:22,093 to pay us a visit. 570 00:34:22,167 --> 00:34:24,362 Red Ferrari? Yeah. You know him? 571 00:34:24,436 --> 00:34:25,698 No. 572 00:34:25,971 --> 00:34:28,337 I mean, I don't know anyone that classy. 573 00:34:28,407 --> 00:34:32,605 Look, it's obvious that I've caught you at a bad time, 574 00:34:32,678 --> 00:34:34,441 so I'll be leaving. 575 00:34:35,514 --> 00:34:37,277 Hold it right there! 576 00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:43,785 Thomas? Tom? 577 00:34:49,428 --> 00:34:50,656 Let's go! 578 00:34:50,729 --> 00:34:52,856 See? What'd I tell you, T. C? In and out in five. 579 00:34:52,931 --> 00:34:55,957 It is all here! Computer printouts for all the companies... 580 00:34:56,034 --> 00:34:58,559 Magnum. ...for Eden Valley investments to Western Shelter, 581 00:34:58,637 --> 00:35:00,002 and 818 at the top! Thomas! 582 00:35:00,072 --> 00:35:01,801 At first I thought it was a typo, but it's not! 583 00:35:01,873 --> 00:35:03,238 It's the name of a company. 584 00:35:03,308 --> 00:35:04,935 The company! Will you forget about that, 585 00:35:05,010 --> 00:35:07,205 and let's get the hell out of here? What's your hurry? 586 00:35:16,955 --> 00:35:19,788 Sally, we're going to be late. 587 00:35:28,233 --> 00:35:31,896 You look stunning. Congratulations. 588 00:35:33,739 --> 00:35:36,299 I was just about to say the same. 589 00:35:36,842 --> 00:35:38,070 Yes. 590 00:35:39,411 --> 00:35:42,676 Let's hope Timothy is as pleased with your transformation 591 00:35:42,748 --> 00:35:44,375 as his mother was. 592 00:35:44,916 --> 00:35:47,248 He called last night after he arrived. 593 00:35:47,853 --> 00:35:51,584 I'm afraid he still feels the whole thing was a bit unnecessary, 594 00:35:52,124 --> 00:35:54,149 but he's glad that she's pleased. 595 00:35:54,226 --> 00:35:58,162 I'm sure he'll be quite proud when he sees his Boxley girl. 596 00:36:00,132 --> 00:36:04,865 Pity that I can never be quite as posh as those Boxley ladies Mrs. Finch knew in England. 597 00:36:05,437 --> 00:36:09,305 Sally, there is no Boxley Finishing School. 598 00:36:15,714 --> 00:36:17,614 Oh, thank you, Higgins. 599 00:36:18,984 --> 00:36:20,383 Shall we go? 600 00:36:21,820 --> 00:36:25,256 Higgins, are you proud of me? 601 00:36:26,191 --> 00:36:27,351 Honestly? 602 00:36:28,593 --> 00:36:31,084 Very proud, indeed, Cousin Sally. 603 00:36:31,830 --> 00:36:34,128 You're a tribute to the Ponting name. 604 00:37:09,034 --> 00:37:10,194 Where is the groom? 605 00:37:10,268 --> 00:37:12,327 I don't know. I'll have a look outside. 606 00:37:19,845 --> 00:37:21,142 Where's the groom? 607 00:37:22,848 --> 00:37:24,577 Oh, the groom isn't here? 608 00:37:34,693 --> 00:37:36,388 I don't understand... 609 00:38:02,020 --> 00:38:06,389 The best man left Timothy talking on the telephone in the vestry. 610 00:38:06,825 --> 00:38:10,761 He apparently received this urgent phone call just before the service, 611 00:38:11,296 --> 00:38:15,062 and when the best man asked if the processional should start, he said yes, 612 00:38:15,133 --> 00:38:17,101 that he'd only be a moment. 613 00:38:18,336 --> 00:38:20,133 That's the last anyone saw of him. 614 00:38:20,205 --> 00:38:23,732 Mr. Finch has to be in some kind of terrible trouble. 615 00:38:24,009 --> 00:38:25,840 There's no other explanation. 616 00:38:25,911 --> 00:38:27,310 No. 617 00:38:28,079 --> 00:38:31,378 Magnum, if you would consider for Sally's sake 618 00:38:32,384 --> 00:38:36,787 investigating Timothy's disappearance, I would be most grateful. 619 00:38:38,690 --> 00:38:39,816 Well, I... 620 00:38:39,891 --> 00:38:42,485 Well, I didn't even get a chance to tell you, 621 00:38:42,561 --> 00:38:45,052 I think I finally have something on Agatha's case. 622 00:38:45,630 --> 00:38:50,329 Please, Mr. Magnum. We can't allow that to be of first priority now. 623 00:38:52,537 --> 00:38:54,061 Do you have Finch's address? 624 00:38:54,139 --> 00:38:57,700 818 Honawi Terrace, the ground floor apartment. 625 00:38:58,643 --> 00:39:01,043 Well, yeah. I'll go take a look. 626 00:39:02,414 --> 00:39:03,676 Thank you, Magnum. 627 00:39:03,748 --> 00:39:05,010 Right. 628 00:39:14,359 --> 00:39:16,759 Jonathan, I'll gladly stay. 629 00:39:16,828 --> 00:39:20,264 I mean, Sally might need me when she wakes. 630 00:39:20,499 --> 00:39:22,296 Sally's all right. 631 00:39:31,142 --> 00:39:32,769 It isn't fair. 632 00:39:33,845 --> 00:39:36,075 You've worked so hard. 633 00:39:37,582 --> 00:39:39,982 You're a good, kind sort, you know that? 634 00:39:40,051 --> 00:39:42,246 I appreciate everything you've done. 635 00:39:54,065 --> 00:39:57,034 I'm leaving in the morning, Higgins, 10:00 plane. 636 00:39:57,369 --> 00:40:00,805 Sally, I really don't think that's wise at this point. 637 00:40:02,073 --> 00:40:06,407 There may be some very simple and logical explanation 638 00:40:06,478 --> 00:40:08,105 for Timothy's behavior. 639 00:40:08,179 --> 00:40:11,012 Has anyone considered the possibility that Timmy 640 00:40:11,082 --> 00:40:14,108 simply and logically changed his mind about me? 641 00:40:14,853 --> 00:40:17,651 If that had been the case, he would have told you. 642 00:40:17,722 --> 00:40:20,714 Gentlemen don't leave ladies standing at the altar. 643 00:40:20,792 --> 00:40:24,558 I told you, this gentleman had all the posh ones he wanted. 644 00:40:25,430 --> 00:40:27,057 So what do we do? 645 00:40:27,132 --> 00:40:29,430 Fix him up with another posh bird. 646 00:40:30,535 --> 00:40:32,526 Rory Ponting in a dress. 647 00:40:34,139 --> 00:40:35,504 You're right. 648 00:40:37,175 --> 00:40:40,474 I should never have asked you to become, in a matter of days, 649 00:40:40,979 --> 00:40:43,209 something you've spent years loathing. 650 00:40:43,548 --> 00:40:46,346 You didn't ask, Higgins. That's the point. 651 00:40:47,385 --> 00:40:48,852 Thomas was right. 652 00:40:49,321 --> 00:40:51,482 I saw that Fair Lady flick. 653 00:40:53,758 --> 00:40:57,285 We just both tried to make me over for all the wrong reasons. 654 00:40:57,362 --> 00:41:00,092 But we accomplished a great deal. 655 00:41:00,732 --> 00:41:02,996 What does it matter... It matters, 656 00:41:03,668 --> 00:41:05,397 'cause I don't loathe it. 657 00:41:06,571 --> 00:41:09,506 Yeah, I like what I've learned. 658 00:41:10,642 --> 00:41:13,770 But now I've got no choice but to go back to the Golden Guinea 659 00:41:13,845 --> 00:41:16,370 and not be as satisfied pulling the drafts. 660 00:41:17,649 --> 00:41:22,518 See, that Sally was happy with her orange hair and her fashion 661 00:41:22,587 --> 00:41:26,148 'cause that's who she was, or said she was. 662 00:41:26,558 --> 00:41:27,547 Now, 663 00:41:28,293 --> 00:41:32,525 how am I supposed to say who I am with half of both worlds to pick from? 664 00:41:35,333 --> 00:41:38,200 I'm sorry if I confused you. 665 00:41:38,269 --> 00:41:41,830 I truly felt that I was helping you to reach your goal 666 00:41:42,574 --> 00:41:44,201 of marrying Mr. Finch. 667 00:41:44,275 --> 00:41:46,709 I didn't do it for that, Higgins. 668 00:41:46,778 --> 00:41:49,770 It's not Timmy I'm missing. It's me. 669 00:41:51,950 --> 00:41:55,317 Oh, I loved him, but then I realized 670 00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:58,115 it was just his posh I wanted. 671 00:41:59,824 --> 00:42:02,657 Look, you've helped me a lot, all right? 672 00:42:02,727 --> 00:42:05,059 We just both forgot to ask, that's all. 673 00:42:05,864 --> 00:42:08,492 You never asked if it was all right to fix me, 674 00:42:09,401 --> 00:42:12,837 and I never asked meself if it was really what I wanted. 675 00:42:14,873 --> 00:42:16,306 I understand. 676 00:42:17,242 --> 00:42:19,733 But, Sally, please, 677 00:42:20,445 --> 00:42:23,141 you can't return to that life in London. 678 00:42:23,214 --> 00:42:25,739 If you stay here, we can continue... 679 00:42:25,817 --> 00:42:28,479 No. No. You don't understand. 680 00:42:29,154 --> 00:42:30,985 There is nothing to continue. 681 00:42:31,056 --> 00:42:32,216 Sally... 682 00:42:38,830 --> 00:42:40,661 Robin Masters' estate. 683 00:42:41,499 --> 00:42:42,898 I beg your pardon? 684 00:42:45,804 --> 00:42:47,271 It's Timothy. 685 00:42:58,283 --> 00:43:00,513 I once read about two long lost sisters 686 00:43:00,585 --> 00:43:02,815 who had spent 20 years looking for each other. 687 00:43:02,887 --> 00:43:06,152 They both happened to be in Tulsa, Oklahoma, on the same weekend 688 00:43:06,224 --> 00:43:09,250 and collided into each other at an intersection. 689 00:43:09,327 --> 00:43:13,195 I had just such a collision at 818 Honawi. 690 00:43:13,264 --> 00:43:15,926 The improbable had become a real problem, 691 00:43:16,267 --> 00:43:18,326 and I had to deal with it. 692 00:43:29,314 --> 00:43:32,477 I finally had the proof to break the investment swindle. 693 00:43:32,884 --> 00:43:36,183 But I had to figure that Sally had a breaking point as well. 694 00:43:36,654 --> 00:43:38,315 Maybe even Higgins. 695 00:43:38,389 --> 00:43:42,621 And it was going to be hard to hit them with this last big surprise. 696 00:43:43,161 --> 00:43:46,824 The two sisters recovered and lived happily ever after in Tulsa, 697 00:43:47,332 --> 00:43:50,529 but I couldn't think of a way for this one to have a happy ending. 698 00:43:54,339 --> 00:43:55,601 Higgins. 699 00:43:56,074 --> 00:43:57,473 Magnum? 700 00:43:57,675 --> 00:43:59,267 What are you all doing here? 701 00:43:59,344 --> 00:44:01,437 What are we doing here, Higgins? 702 00:44:01,513 --> 00:44:04,573 Mr. Finch called. He really does care for Sally. 703 00:44:04,649 --> 00:44:08,107 I drove her here so that he could explain about the wedding. 704 00:44:08,186 --> 00:44:12,122 Did he also explain that Frank here made the phone call to the church 705 00:44:12,190 --> 00:44:14,249 and told him to go into hiding in a hurry? 706 00:44:14,325 --> 00:44:15,724 How did you find us? 707 00:44:15,794 --> 00:44:19,059 Well, I finally remembered you can't move these things with a pickup truck. 708 00:44:19,264 --> 00:44:20,595 Frank. 709 00:44:20,665 --> 00:44:23,259 I don't understand. You introduced yourself as Leonard. 710 00:44:23,334 --> 00:44:25,894 Higgins, please, this is Frank Ohmar. 711 00:44:25,970 --> 00:44:29,462 He and Finch are the big guys in this insurance scam, the 818 Company. 712 00:44:29,541 --> 00:44:32,635 A very quiet international giant run from Finch's apartment. 713 00:44:32,710 --> 00:44:35,178 I found all the proof in his files. - That's impossible. 714 00:44:35,246 --> 00:44:37,714 Timothy Finch is one of the wealthiest men in the island. 715 00:44:37,782 --> 00:44:40,945 And it takes a lot of ingenuity to become that rich, Mr. Higgins. 716 00:44:41,820 --> 00:44:44,755 Please, all of you, move away from the door. 717 00:44:49,561 --> 00:44:51,620 I've explained everything to Sally, 718 00:44:52,363 --> 00:44:54,058 and she's leaving with me. 719 00:45:00,538 --> 00:45:03,769 Sally, why? 720 00:45:05,043 --> 00:45:08,206 Like I told you, Higgins, I loves Timmy, 721 00:45:08,947 --> 00:45:12,713 and I didn't go through all your messing around just to lose him now. 722 00:45:12,784 --> 00:45:15,344 Sorry to leave you with this problem, Frank, 723 00:45:15,420 --> 00:45:17,217 but I'm sure that you can handle it. 724 00:45:30,034 --> 00:45:31,399 Let's have it. 725 00:45:50,488 --> 00:45:52,649 He really could be a love 726 00:45:54,459 --> 00:45:56,290 when he was drinking. 727 00:46:01,299 --> 00:46:03,290 A glass of sherry, please. 728 00:46:03,368 --> 00:46:06,303 That posh stuff will kill you, Higgins. 729 00:46:06,537 --> 00:46:07,834 Better have a draft. 730 00:46:09,607 --> 00:46:12,007 I'm very glad you decided to stay. 731 00:46:12,076 --> 00:46:16,035 Yeah, well, like I said, I need a bit of both worlds right now. 732 00:46:16,114 --> 00:46:18,582 Working here keeps me Golden Guinea half satisfied 733 00:46:18,650 --> 00:46:20,845 while the rest of me finds out who I am. 734 00:46:21,753 --> 00:46:23,243 I don't know much for sure yet, 735 00:46:23,321 --> 00:46:25,881 but it's a fact I'll never be quite what I was. 736 00:46:28,059 --> 00:46:29,287 Likewise. 737 00:46:32,130 --> 00:46:34,428 Hey, Sally, congratulations on your new job. Hey! 738 00:46:34,499 --> 00:46:35,796 Oh, hello, boys. 739 00:46:35,867 --> 00:46:37,960 We all came by just to kick off the new day. 740 00:46:38,036 --> 00:46:39,367 Well, have a drink on me. 741 00:46:39,437 --> 00:46:40,870 I'll have a coffee, here. I'll have a brandy. 742 00:46:40,939 --> 00:46:42,304 A beer. All right. 743 00:46:42,373 --> 00:46:44,705 We are also here to celebrate the fact 744 00:46:44,776 --> 00:46:47,301 that Mrs. Perroni's Florida Tour 745 00:46:47,378 --> 00:46:50,245 leaves in exactly one month from today. 746 00:46:51,849 --> 00:46:54,750 Higgie baby, you and Agatha can order the plane tickets. 747 00:46:54,819 --> 00:46:56,411 Oh, that reminds me. 748 00:46:56,487 --> 00:46:58,978 This came in the morning mail for you, Magnum. 749 00:46:59,057 --> 00:47:02,925 Hold your breath, T.C. With that slogan of his, it could be one big mistake. 750 00:47:08,299 --> 00:47:12,065 For your information, I have been upgraded a spot. 751 00:47:12,136 --> 00:47:15,401 They found out the third place slogan was a direct quote from Dickens. 752 00:47:16,674 --> 00:47:18,471 All right! Wait a minute. 753 00:47:18,843 --> 00:47:20,538 Is the prize better? 754 00:47:20,611 --> 00:47:22,203 A vacation for four! 755 00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:25,113 All expenses paid including airfare! 756 00:47:26,784 --> 00:47:28,274 Four to Disney World! 757 00:47:28,353 --> 00:47:30,014 No. Waikiki. 758 00:47:30,088 --> 00:47:31,851 Waikiki? Waikiki? 759 00:47:32,457 --> 00:47:35,984 Here now, that's right close down the road here, isn't it, love?