1 00:00:05,148 --> 00:00:06,206 Cute, isn't he? 2 00:00:08,985 --> 00:00:11,749 I want you to find whoever is doing this to me. 3 00:00:11,821 --> 00:00:13,311 I don't know what I was expecting, 4 00:00:13,390 --> 00:00:14,755 but they sure don't look scary. 5 00:00:14,824 --> 00:00:19,591 I am not going to let them intimidate me out of testifying against Lazarus. 6 00:00:19,662 --> 00:00:21,493 You gotta throw it right back at them, Carol. 7 00:00:21,564 --> 00:00:23,031 You can't let them know you're scared. 8 00:00:24,134 --> 00:00:25,226 Where's Carol? 9 00:02:42,338 --> 00:02:44,238 Chels, I'm home. 10 00:02:49,646 --> 00:02:51,045 Chelsea? 11 00:02:53,917 --> 00:02:55,441 Chels, come on, girl. 12 00:02:58,655 --> 00:03:00,088 Oh, damn. 13 00:03:03,993 --> 00:03:04,982 Chels? 14 00:03:27,050 --> 00:03:28,039 Hello? 15 00:03:30,353 --> 00:03:31,513 Who is this? 16 00:03:53,176 --> 00:03:54,336 Chels? 17 00:03:57,313 --> 00:03:58,473 Chels? 18 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,467 What do you want, Higgins? 19 00:04:52,535 --> 00:04:53,467 Oh, good. There you are. 20 00:04:53,536 --> 00:04:55,629 I've only got 46 minutes left to catch my plane. 21 00:04:55,705 --> 00:04:57,536 And there are some important details we must discuss. 22 00:04:57,607 --> 00:04:58,631 Your phone's ringing, Higgins. 23 00:04:58,708 --> 00:05:00,039 If it's important, they'll call back. 24 00:05:00,109 --> 00:05:02,043 Plane? What plane? Where are you going? 25 00:05:02,111 --> 00:05:03,544 Well, the Great Moloka'i Mule Ride. 26 00:05:03,613 --> 00:05:05,706 I'd scheduled the trip this week and somehow I... 27 00:05:05,782 --> 00:05:07,682 Here it is. Where was I? 28 00:05:07,750 --> 00:05:09,513 The Great Moloka'i Mule Ride. 29 00:05:09,585 --> 00:05:12,019 Quite right. In the Kalaupapa. 30 00:05:12,088 --> 00:05:14,648 I've been planning the trip for months and somehow it suddenly slipped my mind. 31 00:05:14,724 --> 00:05:16,419 Here's a list of instructions. 32 00:05:16,492 --> 00:05:18,289 All right, Higgins. 33 00:05:18,961 --> 00:05:19,950 What's the gag? 34 00:05:20,029 --> 00:05:22,520 I assure you, there's no gag. Now, if you'll just help me with that luggage. 35 00:05:22,598 --> 00:05:24,793 Higgins, nothing ever completely slips your mind. 36 00:05:24,867 --> 00:05:26,027 What are you up to? 37 00:05:27,337 --> 00:05:29,328 Oh, my God. If that's for me, tell them... 38 00:05:29,405 --> 00:05:30,463 Tell them I'm already gone. 39 00:05:30,540 --> 00:05:31,973 Tell them I can't be reached. 40 00:05:35,244 --> 00:05:36,302 Robin Masters' estate. 41 00:05:36,379 --> 00:05:37,368 Thomas? 42 00:05:37,447 --> 00:05:40,280 Hi, Carol. Higgins says he's already gone and he can't be reached. 43 00:05:40,350 --> 00:05:41,749 I came to see you. 44 00:05:41,984 --> 00:05:43,781 She came to see me, Higgins. 45 00:05:48,858 --> 00:05:50,792 I have left strict instructions with Magnum 46 00:05:50,860 --> 00:05:53,260 regarding your dietary and exercise program. 47 00:05:53,329 --> 00:05:57,026 Naturally, I will expect nothing less than full cooperation on your part. 48 00:05:58,201 --> 00:05:59,498 That's great, Higgins. 49 00:06:00,169 --> 00:06:02,296 If you think that I think 50 00:06:02,372 --> 00:06:04,704 that they actually understand what is... 51 00:06:04,774 --> 00:06:07,607 It is imperative that you follow that outline explicitly, 52 00:06:07,677 --> 00:06:10,305 beginning with their morning walk along the beach. 53 00:06:10,380 --> 00:06:12,780 The slightest variation from their routine could result in 54 00:06:12,849 --> 00:06:15,682 unpredictable and dangerous mood swings. 55 00:06:21,991 --> 00:06:23,856 We certainly wouldn't want that, would we? 56 00:06:24,427 --> 00:06:26,019 Well, if I don't make that plane, 57 00:06:26,095 --> 00:06:27,892 the mule ride will leave without me. 58 00:06:32,835 --> 00:06:34,166 Don't forget to write. 59 00:06:45,615 --> 00:06:47,674 I thought you said Jonathan wasn't here. 60 00:06:47,750 --> 00:06:49,980 Well, he was. But he's not. 61 00:06:50,052 --> 00:06:51,781 But he'll be back. 62 00:06:51,988 --> 00:06:53,717 But as long as he's gone, 63 00:06:53,923 --> 00:06:56,756 I happen to know where he keeps his secret stash 64 00:06:56,826 --> 00:06:58,726 of Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee beans. 65 00:06:58,795 --> 00:07:00,854 Can I interest you in a cup? Oh, it sounds wonderful. 66 00:07:04,700 --> 00:07:08,136 But first, there's just one little thing I have to take care of. 67 00:07:10,573 --> 00:07:14,475 And then, yesterday, I was looking for a file that I'd been working on 68 00:07:14,544 --> 00:07:16,512 and it wasn't in any of my filing cabinets. 69 00:07:16,579 --> 00:07:19,412 I went through every drawer in my desk and you know where it turned up? 70 00:07:19,482 --> 00:07:21,143 Where? In the ladies' room. 71 00:07:21,217 --> 00:07:22,741 Maybe you left it there. 72 00:07:22,819 --> 00:07:24,878 Hey, you think we could catch our breath for a minute? 73 00:07:24,954 --> 00:07:26,080 I'm really not dressed for jogging. 74 00:07:26,155 --> 00:07:27,383 Zeus, Apollo, halt! 75 00:07:29,492 --> 00:07:30,789 They stopped. 76 00:07:30,860 --> 00:07:32,327 You told them to. 77 00:07:36,399 --> 00:07:37,388 Stay! 78 00:07:43,306 --> 00:07:44,432 It's Higgins. 79 00:07:46,442 --> 00:07:50,401 He's around here somewhere giving them secret signals. 80 00:07:52,415 --> 00:07:53,404 Oh, Thomas. 81 00:07:53,483 --> 00:07:54,916 Higgins, I know what you're doing! 82 00:07:54,984 --> 00:07:55,973 Anyway, 83 00:07:56,052 --> 00:08:00,182 a couple of mornings this week, I've woken up to discover some things, 84 00:08:00,456 --> 00:08:01,980 you know, moved around. 85 00:08:02,058 --> 00:08:04,788 Books and photographs and even my stuffed animal. 86 00:08:04,861 --> 00:08:08,627 Maybe he's using a whistle. You know, one of those ultrasonic things. 87 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:11,789 Oh. 88 00:08:13,469 --> 00:08:17,565 I'm sorry, Carol. I'm just a little distracted. 89 00:08:17,807 --> 00:08:18,865 What were you saying? 90 00:08:19,742 --> 00:08:22,677 All right, I can understand my car being moved 91 00:08:22,745 --> 00:08:24,576 and some things missing in my house. 92 00:08:24,647 --> 00:08:26,945 I mean, that could be forgetfulness, right? 93 00:08:27,016 --> 00:08:29,678 But last night when I got home, my electricity was off, 94 00:08:29,752 --> 00:08:32,687 my back door was wide open and Chelsea was missing. 95 00:08:32,822 --> 00:08:34,221 You know, I forget a lot of things, 96 00:08:34,290 --> 00:08:38,522 but I would never go off and leave my door wide open so my dog could run away. 97 00:08:39,595 --> 00:08:41,187 Well, did you find her? 98 00:08:43,366 --> 00:08:45,425 I put up notices all around the neighborhood, you know. 99 00:08:45,501 --> 00:08:47,435 She'll probably come home today. 100 00:08:49,839 --> 00:08:51,170 I guess they wanna go. 101 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:52,571 Oh, wait! 102 00:08:57,647 --> 00:09:01,083 Well, do you want me to drive by your place and see if I can find her? 103 00:09:01,150 --> 00:09:04,119 I want you to find whoever is doing this to me. 104 00:09:04,220 --> 00:09:05,847 Don't you have any idea who it might be? 105 00:09:05,922 --> 00:09:07,651 Somebody with a grudge against you? 106 00:09:07,723 --> 00:09:10,283 I don't know. Somebody I've prosecuted, maybe. 107 00:09:11,060 --> 00:09:12,459 Or that you're going to. 108 00:09:12,962 --> 00:09:14,589 Look, why don't I come by your office later? 109 00:09:14,664 --> 00:09:17,758 We'll go over your caseload, see if we come up with a list of suspects. 110 00:09:19,969 --> 00:09:21,061 Thank you. 111 00:09:23,272 --> 00:09:24,398 Okay? Yeah. 112 00:09:25,975 --> 00:09:27,374 Okay. 113 00:09:30,112 --> 00:09:31,272 Bye. 114 00:09:32,815 --> 00:09:35,477 I really appreciate this, Thomas. 115 00:09:40,723 --> 00:09:43,487 Welfare fraud, illegal sale of firearms, 116 00:09:43,559 --> 00:09:45,220 phony passports, I mean... 117 00:09:45,294 --> 00:09:46,283 They're all pretty cut and dry. 118 00:09:46,362 --> 00:09:47,829 I'll still look them over. 119 00:09:50,666 --> 00:09:52,497 Ready for lunch, Counselor? 120 00:09:52,602 --> 00:09:54,900 Ah, Steve, I'm sorry. 121 00:09:55,037 --> 00:09:57,267 Steve Elliott, this is Thomas Magnum. 122 00:09:57,340 --> 00:09:58,364 How do you do? Hi. 123 00:09:58,441 --> 00:10:00,272 Steve is working with me on the Talbot case. 124 00:10:00,343 --> 00:10:02,504 Working for her is more like it. 125 00:10:02,745 --> 00:10:04,770 Thomas is a private investigator 126 00:10:04,847 --> 00:10:06,815 and he's helping me with something that just came up. 127 00:10:06,882 --> 00:10:08,213 Something for us? 128 00:10:08,284 --> 00:10:09,649 No, no, personal. 129 00:10:10,820 --> 00:10:13,186 So, we have so many files to look through. 130 00:10:13,255 --> 00:10:15,746 I just... I think I'm gonna have to take a rain check on the lunch. 131 00:10:15,825 --> 00:10:17,224 Sorry. Tomorrow? 132 00:10:17,293 --> 00:10:18,783 How about tomorrow? Well, uh... 133 00:10:18,861 --> 00:10:19,987 12:30? Maybe. 134 00:10:20,062 --> 00:10:22,326 Italian, Thai? I'll have to see, okay? 135 00:10:22,398 --> 00:10:24,628 Okay. Oh, here. Oh, thanks. 136 00:10:24,700 --> 00:10:26,031 Nice meeting you. 137 00:10:26,102 --> 00:10:27,535 You, too. - Yeah. 138 00:10:31,107 --> 00:10:32,870 What about this Talbot thing? 139 00:10:35,311 --> 00:10:36,505 Anything there? 140 00:10:36,579 --> 00:10:38,843 Maybe. It's a very important case. 141 00:10:39,682 --> 00:10:42,014 In fact, everybody in the office was hoping to get it. 142 00:10:42,084 --> 00:10:44,746 It's a real surprise it landed on my desk. 143 00:10:44,954 --> 00:10:47,855 Based on seniority alone, it should have gone to four other people. 144 00:10:47,923 --> 00:10:49,618 Based on hard work and long hours, 145 00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:51,319 it should've gone to Steve. 146 00:10:53,029 --> 00:10:54,792 No, I don't think it's anybody here. 147 00:10:59,101 --> 00:11:00,090 Mail. 148 00:11:02,138 --> 00:11:03,400 May I have it? 149 00:11:10,279 --> 00:11:12,907 I don't have anything going out today, Moody. 150 00:11:13,816 --> 00:11:15,647 Tomorrow's another day. 151 00:11:19,388 --> 00:11:20,355 Axe murderer? 152 00:11:23,392 --> 00:11:24,882 What's this? 153 00:11:28,631 --> 00:11:30,656 Oh, this is cute. Somebody sent me 154 00:11:30,866 --> 00:11:32,629 a box full of newspapers. 155 00:11:34,637 --> 00:11:36,798 Oh, Thomas, come here. Look at this. 156 00:11:42,511 --> 00:11:45,537 "To the accompaniment of chanting and crying by his faithful followers, 157 00:11:45,614 --> 00:11:48,344 "Joey Lynwood, aka Lazarus, was led..." Yes. 158 00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:50,809 "...was led from the courtroom 159 00:11:50,886 --> 00:11:52,945 "to begin serving three consecutive sentences 160 00:11:53,022 --> 00:11:54,717 "at Honolulu Correctional Facilities." 161 00:11:54,790 --> 00:11:57,258 This was from 1968. It can't be one of your cases. 162 00:11:57,326 --> 00:11:59,226 It was my dad's. His last one. 163 00:12:00,629 --> 00:12:03,860 Well, why would anybody be sending you articles about Lazarus? 164 00:12:03,933 --> 00:12:06,959 He's sending me a message because he's up for parole. 165 00:12:07,103 --> 00:12:09,298 And I'm going to testify against him. 166 00:12:22,351 --> 00:12:23,784 Heteropoda venatoria, 167 00:12:23,853 --> 00:12:25,445 commonly known as a Wolf Spider. 168 00:12:25,521 --> 00:12:27,386 They're completely harmless. 169 00:12:27,456 --> 00:12:28,980 He's all yours, if you want him. 170 00:12:29,058 --> 00:12:31,049 No. I don't have room for a pet. 171 00:12:32,862 --> 00:12:34,227 You all right? 172 00:12:34,296 --> 00:12:36,287 Yeah, yeah. Mmm-hmm. 173 00:12:36,932 --> 00:12:38,593 Do you have some water? Sure. 174 00:12:39,068 --> 00:12:43,232 How come your knees buckle when you find out you're going to be all right? 175 00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:45,764 I think we should talk to the police. 176 00:12:45,841 --> 00:12:48,002 Oh, you know what they're gonna say? 177 00:12:48,677 --> 00:12:51,771 "Now, how do we know that that spider didn't crawl in there by itself, ma'am?" 178 00:12:51,847 --> 00:12:55,339 No, come on. The police don't care much for hunches or gut feelings. 179 00:12:55,417 --> 00:12:57,817 I learned that during the Lazarus trial. 180 00:12:57,887 --> 00:13:00,481 Yeah, thank you. Thank you, that's great. 181 00:13:04,426 --> 00:13:07,987 You can't imagine the pressure that my father lived under during that time. 182 00:13:08,063 --> 00:13:11,032 He collapsed of a heart attack the day before the jury brought in a verdict. 183 00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:12,124 Carol! 184 00:13:12,201 --> 00:13:13,759 I heard what happened. Are you okay? 185 00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:15,167 Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. 186 00:13:15,671 --> 00:13:18,003 Look at the size of that thing. 187 00:13:18,174 --> 00:13:20,165 He's really harmless. It's okay. 188 00:13:20,409 --> 00:13:22,707 In fact, I would like to go back to work. 189 00:13:22,778 --> 00:13:24,507 No. I'll take you home. 190 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:27,911 Oh, no, Thomas, I'm not going to let them stop me from doing my job. 191 00:13:27,983 --> 00:13:30,247 I'll be with her all afternoon. She'll be fine. 192 00:13:30,319 --> 00:13:31,946 I am fine. 193 00:13:32,021 --> 00:13:33,352 She'll be fine. 194 00:13:48,270 --> 00:13:51,501 It's funny how you can go through life never thinking about the fact 195 00:13:51,574 --> 00:13:54,509 that your friends have other friends besides you. 196 00:13:54,844 --> 00:13:56,243 Other people who care about them 197 00:13:56,312 --> 00:13:58,542 and want to help them when they're in trouble. 198 00:13:58,614 --> 00:14:00,275 Steve Elliott had made it real clear 199 00:14:00,382 --> 00:14:02,850 that he would be watching after Carol the rest of the day. 200 00:14:02,918 --> 00:14:03,907 Higgins! 201 00:14:03,986 --> 00:14:06,648 I figured, the best thing for me to do was find out 202 00:14:06,722 --> 00:14:09,020 what I could about Lazarus and his friends. 203 00:14:09,291 --> 00:14:12,351 But first, I had to get home and feed the lads. 204 00:14:12,528 --> 00:14:14,655 I knew Higgins would be watching 205 00:14:14,997 --> 00:14:16,589 from somewhere. 206 00:14:28,244 --> 00:14:31,111 Sorry, guys. Higgins said, "Lightly sautéed." 207 00:14:44,159 --> 00:14:45,319 You don't suppose 208 00:14:45,995 --> 00:14:48,156 Higgins actually went to Moloka'i, do you? 209 00:14:48,230 --> 00:14:51,028 What am I doing? I'm talking to the dogs. 210 00:14:55,905 --> 00:14:57,031 Nothing for you. 211 00:14:59,608 --> 00:15:01,542 But here's something I think you'll like. 212 00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:05,910 "J.Q., most excited about the Honolulu Jubilee Reunion of the lads of Sandhurst. 213 00:15:05,981 --> 00:15:08,745 "Pity you won't be able to participate in the festivities. 214 00:15:08,817 --> 00:15:11,581 "Nevertheless, looking forward to seeing you finally, 215 00:15:11,654 --> 00:15:12,882 "Jonathan Higgins' 216 00:15:14,390 --> 00:15:15,880 "estate by the sea? 217 00:15:16,725 --> 00:15:19,626 "Until then, yours, et cetera, Binky Smythe-White." 218 00:15:19,895 --> 00:15:21,760 How dare you read my mail. 219 00:15:21,997 --> 00:15:22,986 Higgins! 220 00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:25,330 The mule train leave without you? 221 00:15:25,401 --> 00:15:28,837 Is the concept of a gentleman's privacy completely foreign to you? 222 00:15:28,904 --> 00:15:30,929 It's a postcard, Higgins. Everybody reads postcards. 223 00:15:31,006 --> 00:15:32,701 Get out! Get out of my kitchen. 224 00:15:32,775 --> 00:15:34,003 Your kitchen? 225 00:15:34,076 --> 00:15:36,510 Your kitchen? Not Robin Masters' kitchen? 226 00:15:37,713 --> 00:15:39,510 But then, I guess it is, isn't it? 227 00:15:39,581 --> 00:15:41,412 I mean, how did Binky put it? 228 00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:43,713 "Jonathan Higgins' estate by the sea"? 229 00:15:43,819 --> 00:15:46,515 Does Robin know about this change of ownership? 230 00:15:49,224 --> 00:15:50,555 All right, what do you want? 231 00:15:50,626 --> 00:15:52,526 Tennis court privileges? Wine cellar? What? 232 00:15:54,763 --> 00:15:56,253 I'll decide, 233 00:15:56,365 --> 00:15:57,889 after you tell me what is going on here. 234 00:15:57,967 --> 00:16:00,492 Now, what is it Higgins? I want the truth. 235 00:16:06,742 --> 00:16:08,642 From the time I can first remember... 236 00:16:08,711 --> 00:16:09,700 No, no, no. 237 00:16:09,812 --> 00:16:14,408 Do not go all the way back to, "From the time I can first remember." 238 00:16:15,417 --> 00:16:18,853 ...I dreamed of being an officer in her Majesty's service. 239 00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:23,491 It was winter. My third year at Sandhurst. 240 00:16:24,259 --> 00:16:28,059 I was anxiously awaiting the results of midyear examinations. 241 00:16:29,231 --> 00:16:32,029 One of the chaps in my living quarters, 242 00:16:32,868 --> 00:16:36,497 someone I had taken under my wing in his first year, 243 00:16:37,272 --> 00:16:39,263 took it into his head to play a prank on 244 00:16:39,341 --> 00:16:42,139 one of the new students residing in our unit. 245 00:16:42,945 --> 00:16:44,503 There was 246 00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:47,913 an unfortunate accident, as a result. 247 00:16:48,984 --> 00:16:50,849 The young lad 248 00:16:51,220 --> 00:16:52,915 was left paralyzed. 249 00:16:55,958 --> 00:16:58,950 I'm not sure how it came to be thought that 250 00:16:59,028 --> 00:17:01,087 I was the author of the prank. 251 00:17:02,164 --> 00:17:04,098 I was not, of course. 252 00:17:04,767 --> 00:17:05,791 But 253 00:17:06,902 --> 00:17:09,632 only my friend and I knew that. 254 00:17:10,172 --> 00:17:11,605 But you couldn't tell. 255 00:17:12,174 --> 00:17:14,199 We had a very strict honor code at Sandhurst, 256 00:17:14,276 --> 00:17:17,803 one which precluded informing on one's fellow classmate. 257 00:17:18,714 --> 00:17:20,682 Yes, I know it well. 258 00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:24,484 But what about your friend's honor code? 259 00:17:24,653 --> 00:17:27,247 It certainly didn't preclude him from stepping forward 260 00:17:27,322 --> 00:17:29,586 and taking responsibility for his act. 261 00:17:30,192 --> 00:17:31,955 To tell you the truth, 262 00:17:32,194 --> 00:17:35,425 I fully expected him to admit his culpability. 263 00:17:35,898 --> 00:17:40,164 By the time I realized that he wasn't going to do the honorable thing, 264 00:17:40,402 --> 00:17:41,869 it was too late. 265 00:17:43,038 --> 00:17:45,905 I had already been sent down. 266 00:17:51,213 --> 00:17:54,205 I enlisted in the Army the following spring. 267 00:17:58,654 --> 00:18:01,521 My friend 268 00:18:02,257 --> 00:18:05,124 maintained a correspondence with me over the years 269 00:18:05,461 --> 00:18:07,452 and finally, reluctantly, 270 00:18:08,764 --> 00:18:10,595 I began to respond. 271 00:18:13,268 --> 00:18:16,066 I can't remember when I began to... 272 00:18:17,606 --> 00:18:18,595 To... 273 00:18:19,074 --> 00:18:20,735 Embellish a bit? 274 00:18:22,377 --> 00:18:23,366 Quite. 275 00:18:24,847 --> 00:18:28,374 Or why I thought it would compensate for the great loss I felt. 276 00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:32,980 I certainly never anticipated 277 00:18:33,288 --> 00:18:36,724 some day my mates would hold a reunion here in Hawaii. 278 00:18:37,726 --> 00:18:39,250 And would all be 279 00:18:40,028 --> 00:18:42,553 looking forward to seeing finally 280 00:18:43,332 --> 00:18:46,267 Jonathan Higgins' estate by the sea. 281 00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:50,202 Higgins... 282 00:18:54,042 --> 00:18:56,237 I'm sorry. I thought... 283 00:18:57,513 --> 00:18:58,502 Well, 284 00:19:00,048 --> 00:19:01,072 I'm sorry. 285 00:19:01,150 --> 00:19:02,139 No, no, I... 286 00:19:03,385 --> 00:19:06,411 I thought briefly that I could avoid it by going to Moloka'i. 287 00:19:07,089 --> 00:19:08,420 But at the airport, 288 00:19:08,490 --> 00:19:10,515 I realized that I couldn't run away from it. 289 00:19:12,394 --> 00:19:15,295 There's nothing for me to do but invite them over for tea 290 00:19:15,364 --> 00:19:17,525 and inform them that I'm a fraud. 291 00:19:17,766 --> 00:19:19,063 Fraud? 292 00:19:19,635 --> 00:19:21,535 Isn't that a little harsh? 293 00:19:21,970 --> 00:19:25,462 Everybody makes up stuff over the years. 294 00:19:25,841 --> 00:19:27,069 I mean, I... 295 00:19:29,044 --> 00:19:30,443 Why don't you just 296 00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:33,977 invite them over and see what happens? 297 00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:36,510 Play it by ear. 298 00:19:37,786 --> 00:19:40,277 T. C: I'm not going to play it at all. 299 00:19:40,355 --> 00:19:42,255 Come on, T.C., why not? 300 00:19:42,324 --> 00:19:45,851 Because one charity case a week is my limit. 301 00:19:46,195 --> 00:19:49,221 And this little trip to the old Lazarus ranch is it for this week. 302 00:19:49,298 --> 00:19:52,563 Well, at least think about it, okay? Rick said he would. 303 00:19:53,368 --> 00:19:54,858 Rick said he'd do it? 304 00:19:54,937 --> 00:19:57,269 Well, no. He said he'd think about it. 305 00:20:00,209 --> 00:20:04,270 There it is. The last known residence of the Joey Lazarus clan. 306 00:20:04,346 --> 00:20:06,177 Looks like any other ranch, doesn't it? 307 00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:20,819 I don't know what I was expecting, 308 00:20:20,896 --> 00:20:22,557 but they sure don't look scary. 309 00:20:38,413 --> 00:20:39,437 Yes. 310 00:20:40,382 --> 00:20:41,974 A Pekinese. 311 00:20:42,050 --> 00:20:44,450 Golden brown and white. 312 00:20:45,854 --> 00:20:47,219 Oh, you haven't. 313 00:20:48,690 --> 00:20:49,657 Hello? 314 00:20:51,526 --> 00:20:52,720 Oh, damn it. 315 00:21:07,476 --> 00:21:09,171 Hello? Steve? 316 00:21:18,820 --> 00:21:21,414 Please, don't do this to me. Come on. 317 00:21:21,857 --> 00:21:23,825 Come on. Open up. 318 00:22:02,698 --> 00:22:04,325 Open up, damn it! 319 00:22:33,228 --> 00:22:37,096 Oh, come on, Carol. Just put the key in the lock. 320 00:22:39,901 --> 00:22:40,993 Attagirl. 321 00:22:57,219 --> 00:22:59,050 Oh, please. 322 00:23:07,729 --> 00:23:08,718 Hi. 323 00:23:09,431 --> 00:23:11,365 Can you open the door? 324 00:23:14,202 --> 00:23:15,726 I'm sorry it took so long. 325 00:23:15,804 --> 00:23:19,296 I had to go to three places before I could get rare roast beef. 326 00:23:20,609 --> 00:23:22,008 What's the matter? 327 00:23:22,911 --> 00:23:24,276 What's the matter? 328 00:23:24,413 --> 00:23:26,278 The electricity went off 329 00:23:26,581 --> 00:23:28,845 and I thought someone was following me 330 00:23:28,917 --> 00:23:31,351 and then I couldn't start the car. 331 00:23:31,420 --> 00:23:32,751 I want to call Thomas. 332 00:23:32,821 --> 00:23:33,947 I'll take you home. 333 00:23:34,022 --> 00:23:35,455 I need to go to Thomas. 334 00:23:35,524 --> 00:23:37,355 It's okay, it's okay. Shh. 335 00:23:37,426 --> 00:23:39,291 I'll take you wherever you want to go. 336 00:23:39,361 --> 00:23:40,885 It's okay. 337 00:24:05,053 --> 00:24:06,042 Chels? 338 00:24:16,431 --> 00:24:18,058 Did you find Chelsea? 339 00:24:18,700 --> 00:24:21,533 Oh, Thomas. I didn't wake you, did I? 340 00:24:21,770 --> 00:24:26,139 No. No, actually, I couldn't sleep, anyway. 341 00:24:26,708 --> 00:24:28,471 Oh, good. 342 00:24:28,710 --> 00:24:30,610 Boy, I thought for sure she'd be back tonight. 343 00:24:30,679 --> 00:24:32,670 She's never been gone this long. 344 00:24:35,383 --> 00:24:37,544 I'm gonna get a snack. You want something? 345 00:24:38,820 --> 00:24:40,378 Well... 346 00:24:40,856 --> 00:24:44,223 Steve called. Again. He's been back to the office. 347 00:24:44,693 --> 00:24:46,991 He's got a maintenance crew over there 348 00:24:47,062 --> 00:24:49,053 and apparently it was just a faulty circuit breaker. 349 00:24:50,265 --> 00:24:52,790 He's checking circuit breakers at 3:00 in the morning? 350 00:24:52,868 --> 00:24:55,996 Well, he said he couldn't sleep until he knew what had happened. 351 00:24:56,071 --> 00:24:57,663 He can't even figure out what's wrong with my car. 352 00:24:57,739 --> 00:25:00,139 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Who is this guy? 353 00:25:00,208 --> 00:25:02,039 I mean, I thought I was the one 354 00:25:02,110 --> 00:25:04,874 you kept up till all hours worrying about you. 355 00:25:06,448 --> 00:25:09,178 At least you could've told me you got a boyfriend. 356 00:25:09,251 --> 00:25:12,277 Oh, he's not my boyfriend. 357 00:25:13,522 --> 00:25:16,855 I mean, we went out a couple of times. That's, you know... 358 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,084 I don't know. He... 359 00:25:20,161 --> 00:25:23,289 He kind of hovers over me, you know? 360 00:25:24,332 --> 00:25:27,927 He's got too much enthusiasm. It makes me nervous. 361 00:25:28,737 --> 00:25:33,003 But then, you know, he is a very nice man. Really good guy. 362 00:25:33,074 --> 00:25:34,905 And a steady job. 363 00:25:35,043 --> 00:25:38,035 He's thoughtful. He's okay looking. 364 00:25:38,380 --> 00:25:39,870 Okay looking? 365 00:25:40,115 --> 00:25:42,481 Well, he's certainly not Robert Redford. 366 00:25:43,151 --> 00:25:44,379 Who is? 367 00:25:44,452 --> 00:25:47,683 Do you know that that is exactly what my mother says? 368 00:25:47,756 --> 00:25:49,246 She keeps pointing out to me 369 00:25:49,324 --> 00:25:52,555 that all my girlfriends have had wonderful weddings. 370 00:25:52,627 --> 00:25:54,322 And I keep pointing out to her 371 00:25:54,396 --> 00:25:57,126 that all my girlfriends have also been divorced. 372 00:25:57,732 --> 00:25:59,427 Then she points out to me, 373 00:25:59,501 --> 00:26:02,095 that I have a tendency to be a real smart aleck. 374 00:26:02,170 --> 00:26:03,159 You do. 375 00:26:05,373 --> 00:26:07,864 But I really consider that an asset. 376 00:26:08,977 --> 00:26:11,275 You think maybe I'm... 377 00:26:11,913 --> 00:26:16,373 I mean, it has occurred to me that maybe I'm a romance junkie. 378 00:26:17,319 --> 00:26:19,753 You know, doomed to roam the earth forever, 379 00:26:19,821 --> 00:26:22,312 searching for that perfect mate. 380 00:26:24,192 --> 00:26:25,887 You ever feel like that? 381 00:26:26,127 --> 00:26:27,116 No. 382 00:26:30,932 --> 00:26:31,921 Well... 383 00:26:32,801 --> 00:26:35,702 Well, I guess it is something that women do more. 384 00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:39,072 You know, the knight-in-shining-armor syndrome. 385 00:26:39,140 --> 00:26:41,370 I mean, who can ever live up to that? 386 00:26:45,046 --> 00:26:47,606 You eat that much in the middle of the night? 387 00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:53,711 Only when I'm scared. 388 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:04,257 I am not going to let them intimidate me out of testifying against Lazarus. 389 00:27:04,332 --> 00:27:08,393 I'm going over there tomorrow and I'm going to tell them what I have to say. 390 00:27:09,270 --> 00:27:12,762 That's what my dad would have done and that's what I'm going to do. 391 00:27:12,841 --> 00:27:13,830 Good. 392 00:27:14,542 --> 00:27:15,941 And if your car isn't fixed yet, 393 00:27:16,011 --> 00:27:17,569 I'll drive you over there myself. 394 00:27:19,514 --> 00:27:20,503 You know, 395 00:27:21,483 --> 00:27:23,007 sometimes 396 00:27:24,886 --> 00:27:26,751 you remind me of my father. 397 00:27:27,622 --> 00:27:28,611 Me? 398 00:27:31,226 --> 00:27:34,423 I guess it's just the way the light reflects off the armor. 399 00:27:36,231 --> 00:27:37,892 Knight blindness. 400 00:27:39,334 --> 00:27:40,323 Yeah? 401 00:27:42,437 --> 00:27:44,098 There's only one cure for it. 402 00:27:48,877 --> 00:27:49,866 Sleep. 403 00:27:53,081 --> 00:27:55,811 And the harsh reality that comes with daylight. 404 00:27:57,986 --> 00:27:59,419 You sure? 405 00:28:17,305 --> 00:28:18,294 Yeah. 406 00:28:56,377 --> 00:28:57,366 Tom? 407 00:29:02,517 --> 00:29:04,007 What brings the clan out? 408 00:29:04,085 --> 00:29:07,282 Oh, the parole board has agreed to let one of them testify. 409 00:29:07,355 --> 00:29:08,822 They were bringing Lazarus in 410 00:29:08,890 --> 00:29:10,357 as I was leaving the hearing room. 411 00:29:11,025 --> 00:29:13,016 Damn it! He's so alive. 412 00:29:13,561 --> 00:29:15,392 It doesn't even matter what he's done. 413 00:29:15,463 --> 00:29:18,125 He still gets to live and my father doesn't. 414 00:29:18,533 --> 00:29:19,557 That's okay. 415 00:29:19,634 --> 00:29:21,898 Look, at least it's over with. You've testified. 416 00:29:21,970 --> 00:29:23,961 They'll leave you alone now. Yeah. 417 00:29:24,038 --> 00:29:27,064 And I called in a favor with a deejay friend of mine. 418 00:29:27,142 --> 00:29:29,542 He's gonna put my phone number out over the air 419 00:29:29,611 --> 00:29:31,545 in case anybody's seen Chelsea. 420 00:29:33,515 --> 00:29:36,746 Oh, Thomas. I don't know what I'd do without you. 421 00:29:37,418 --> 00:29:40,387 And I'm not just talking about the savings on the cab fares. 422 00:29:40,455 --> 00:29:43,913 I mean, all the free advice and the slumber parties. 423 00:29:44,726 --> 00:29:45,886 I mean, let's just face it. 424 00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:47,689 You are really a renaissance friend. 425 00:29:51,132 --> 00:29:52,258 Thank you. 426 00:29:57,005 --> 00:29:58,939 T. C: What makes you think she's got a crush on you? 427 00:29:59,007 --> 00:30:02,033 Not me, T.C. This friend of mine. 428 00:30:02,911 --> 00:30:04,538 Yeah. Right. 429 00:30:06,214 --> 00:30:08,045 This hypothetical friend of yours. 430 00:30:08,116 --> 00:30:09,105 Right. 431 00:30:10,518 --> 00:30:13,487 What makes your friend think the lady's in love? 432 00:30:14,455 --> 00:30:15,444 Well, 433 00:30:16,191 --> 00:30:19,092 they've known each other for a long time. 434 00:30:19,894 --> 00:30:21,020 Quite a while. 435 00:30:21,095 --> 00:30:23,154 And she's been kind of 436 00:30:23,631 --> 00:30:26,725 going through this bad time lately 437 00:30:27,368 --> 00:30:29,495 and somehow she's... 438 00:30:30,371 --> 00:30:32,271 Well, things 439 00:30:33,107 --> 00:30:35,041 just aren't the same between them 440 00:30:35,109 --> 00:30:37,407 and he doesn't know quite what to do about it. 441 00:30:37,478 --> 00:30:41,073 Mmm-hmm. Well, what does he want to do about it? 442 00:30:41,583 --> 00:30:44,177 Well, he's thought about it, a lot. 443 00:30:44,452 --> 00:30:45,441 And 444 00:30:45,620 --> 00:30:47,588 he knows she's confused. 445 00:30:48,556 --> 00:30:50,751 Why ruin a great friendship? 446 00:30:50,825 --> 00:30:52,053 Mmm-hmm. 447 00:30:52,327 --> 00:30:54,318 Well, he could talk to her. 448 00:30:55,630 --> 00:30:57,393 Help her to see what's happening. 449 00:30:58,466 --> 00:31:01,094 And explain to her that his feelings about her haven't changed 450 00:31:01,169 --> 00:31:03,103 and that he still sees her as a friend. 451 00:31:04,572 --> 00:31:05,664 Talk to her, huh? 452 00:31:05,740 --> 00:31:07,765 Or he could just leave it alone. 453 00:31:08,209 --> 00:31:11,201 Keep on being the same around her as he's always been. 454 00:31:11,813 --> 00:31:13,075 And then wait. 455 00:31:13,181 --> 00:31:16,309 Just wait for her to realize that she's not in love with him. 456 00:31:16,384 --> 00:31:17,817 That's what I'd do. 457 00:31:17,886 --> 00:31:18,875 Yeah? 458 00:31:19,020 --> 00:31:20,146 Definitely. 459 00:31:21,222 --> 00:31:23,520 Thanks, T.C. I'm gonna be late. 460 00:31:23,658 --> 00:31:24,647 T. C: Oh, hey. 461 00:31:25,493 --> 00:31:27,620 Tell your friend, anytime. 462 00:31:27,695 --> 00:31:29,185 Thanks. 463 00:31:31,966 --> 00:31:34,730 The important thing is to just be yourself. 464 00:31:34,802 --> 00:31:37,270 There's absolutely no reason to be nervous. 465 00:31:37,338 --> 00:31:39,238 Nervous? I'm hardly nervous, Agatha. 466 00:31:39,307 --> 00:31:42,174 Merely excited by the prospect of seeing old friends. 467 00:31:42,677 --> 00:31:44,907 Can you see that from the doorway, do you think? 468 00:31:44,979 --> 00:31:47,743 They'll be able to tell that it is you and General Montgomery, 469 00:31:47,815 --> 00:31:49,510 if that's what you mean. 470 00:31:51,719 --> 00:31:53,744 Early. 471 00:31:56,691 --> 00:31:59,819 Jonathan, you don't need all these reinforcements. 472 00:31:59,894 --> 00:32:03,261 You're doing the right thing by telling your friends the truth. 473 00:32:03,464 --> 00:32:07,161 And if they've got any mettle at all, they'll admire you for it. 474 00:32:07,368 --> 00:32:09,268 Yes, yes. You're quite right. 475 00:32:09,437 --> 00:32:11,064 Stiff upper lip and all that. 476 00:32:11,139 --> 00:32:12,504 Exactly. 477 00:32:17,211 --> 00:32:20,647 The honorable Gridley Parsloe, Sir Freddie Baxter, 478 00:32:20,715 --> 00:32:22,910 and Lord Binky Smythe-White, sir. 479 00:32:27,088 --> 00:32:30,080 J. Q? J.Q., old sport! 480 00:32:30,158 --> 00:32:31,284 Binky, I... 481 00:32:31,559 --> 00:32:32,617 Magnum, I... 482 00:32:32,694 --> 00:32:34,559 J.Q., J. Q! 483 00:32:34,629 --> 00:32:38,929 Willing, watchful, wakeful, temperate and true. 484 00:32:39,033 --> 00:32:42,059 Steady on through fair and foul, 485 00:32:42,136 --> 00:32:45,071 Sandhurst through and through. 486 00:32:47,342 --> 00:32:49,537 You haven't forgotten your old friends then, have you? 487 00:32:49,610 --> 00:32:51,077 No, no. Certainly not. 488 00:32:51,145 --> 00:32:52,373 Excuse me, sir. 489 00:32:53,781 --> 00:32:55,248 Luncheon is served. 490 00:32:57,018 --> 00:32:58,645 Luncheon? 491 00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:01,382 Smoked salmon to start. Cream of tomato soup. 492 00:33:01,856 --> 00:33:04,586 Scottish beef with horseradish. Yorkshire pudding. 493 00:33:04,659 --> 00:33:06,286 Peas, leaks and cabbage. 494 00:33:06,361 --> 00:33:10,092 Lemon mousse and a trifle to finish. 495 00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:13,862 Lovely. 496 00:33:14,035 --> 00:33:16,595 That's a regular English luncheon. 497 00:33:19,307 --> 00:33:20,899 Good God, what's that? 498 00:33:22,910 --> 00:33:25,401 That would be your helicopter, sir. 499 00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:35,653 J.Q., you devil. You never mentioned a helicopter. 500 00:33:38,126 --> 00:33:41,254 I took the liberty of asking your pilot to stand by 501 00:33:41,329 --> 00:33:44,594 on the off chance you might like to show your guests around. 502 00:33:46,734 --> 00:33:47,723 Magnum. 503 00:33:49,137 --> 00:33:50,832 No, no, I can't. 504 00:33:50,905 --> 00:33:52,566 Oh, come on, J.Q. 505 00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:54,801 Where's the old adventurous spirit, old boy? 506 00:33:54,876 --> 00:33:57,003 I mean, the bloody cream of tomato soup can wait. 507 00:33:57,078 --> 00:33:58,170 It's not the soup. 508 00:33:58,246 --> 00:33:59,543 Well, what, then? 509 00:33:59,614 --> 00:34:01,445 Go ahead, Jonathan. 510 00:34:03,284 --> 00:34:04,876 You can say it. 511 00:34:05,153 --> 00:34:06,142 Yes. 512 00:34:06,621 --> 00:34:09,215 You're quite right, Agatha. I can. 513 00:34:12,894 --> 00:34:14,953 Last one in the chopper is a rotten egg. 514 00:34:19,534 --> 00:34:21,434 Oh, dear! 515 00:34:27,975 --> 00:34:28,964 Damn it! 516 00:34:30,078 --> 00:34:31,067 Damn it! 517 00:34:31,879 --> 00:34:34,677 They can't keep doing this to you, Carol. 518 00:34:35,183 --> 00:34:37,913 Well, I think they're just trying to scare me, Steve. 519 00:34:37,985 --> 00:34:40,317 Yeah, well, I think we ought to go out there. 520 00:34:40,455 --> 00:34:41,547 I'd like to call Thomas. 521 00:34:41,622 --> 00:34:43,715 No, no, no. We got to throw this right back in their faces. 522 00:34:43,791 --> 00:34:45,281 They wanna know scared. 523 00:34:45,359 --> 00:34:47,293 No, I don't think it's a good idea to go out there. 524 00:34:47,361 --> 00:34:49,295 You gotta throw it right back at them, Carol. 525 00:34:49,363 --> 00:34:50,625 You can't let them know you're scared. 526 00:34:50,698 --> 00:34:52,029 That's what they want. 527 00:34:52,100 --> 00:34:53,260 Believe me, Carol. 528 00:34:53,701 --> 00:34:55,396 I know how to deal with these people. 529 00:34:55,470 --> 00:34:57,165 I can handle this for you. 530 00:35:00,041 --> 00:35:01,474 But, look, 531 00:35:04,212 --> 00:35:06,305 if it'll make you feel better, 532 00:35:06,948 --> 00:35:08,108 call Thomas. 533 00:35:10,451 --> 00:35:13,420 And I got the information on that license plate for you. 534 00:35:13,488 --> 00:35:14,955 You got it already? 535 00:35:15,022 --> 00:35:17,013 Yep. It's registered to a guy named Moody. 536 00:35:17,091 --> 00:35:19,286 Middle initial is H. It's all I could get, 537 00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:21,089 but take a look at that address. 538 00:35:21,162 --> 00:35:22,322 City Prosecutor's Office? 539 00:35:22,396 --> 00:35:23,488 Yeah, I know. 540 00:35:23,564 --> 00:35:26,124 Hey, Thomas. This is your buddy, Rambling Reed. 541 00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:27,929 We hit pay dirt on the airwaves. 542 00:35:28,002 --> 00:35:30,732 I got your friend's dog in the studio with me now. 543 00:35:30,805 --> 00:35:32,432 Can you send somebody over here to pick her up? 544 00:35:32,507 --> 00:35:34,338 Rick? Hey, I'm on my way. 545 00:35:36,110 --> 00:35:38,305 The guy who delivers her mail. What? 546 00:35:38,412 --> 00:35:41,006 She said his name was Moody. He's the connection. 547 00:35:41,082 --> 00:35:43,607 Thomas, they've sent me another package. 548 00:35:43,684 --> 00:35:44,776 It's Chelsea. 549 00:35:44,852 --> 00:35:47,047 It isn't Chelsea. It's a stuffed toy, 550 00:35:47,121 --> 00:35:48,679 but it looks just like Chelsea. 551 00:35:48,756 --> 00:35:50,883 Steve's taking me out to the Lazarus Ranch. 552 00:35:50,958 --> 00:35:53,119 And Thomas, I think they have my dog. 553 00:35:53,361 --> 00:35:54,521 Trouble. 554 00:35:54,762 --> 00:35:56,821 I don't think so. You gonna get the dog? 555 00:35:56,898 --> 00:35:58,490 Hey, I'm out of here. 556 00:36:07,408 --> 00:36:08,602 Where's Carol? 557 00:36:08,676 --> 00:36:09,768 What are you talking about? 558 00:36:09,844 --> 00:36:11,573 I know about the packages, Moody. 559 00:36:11,646 --> 00:36:12,806 Oh, man! 560 00:36:13,181 --> 00:36:16,014 I knew somebody was going to try to pin that on me. 561 00:36:16,083 --> 00:36:17,550 I deliver the mail. 562 00:36:17,919 --> 00:36:19,477 I don't know anything about what gets in it. 563 00:36:19,554 --> 00:36:22,455 That's why you're packing your bags, 'cause you're so innocent? 564 00:36:22,523 --> 00:36:23,649 Damn right. 565 00:36:23,991 --> 00:36:27,483 Somebody's trying to set me up by sending weird packages to her. 566 00:36:27,795 --> 00:36:29,695 Well, I'm not sticking around for the fall. 567 00:36:29,764 --> 00:36:32,255 I haven't seen Carol Baldwin. Now, get out of here. 568 00:36:32,333 --> 00:36:34,460 She and Steve Elliott were on their way out here. 569 00:36:34,535 --> 00:36:35,524 Elliott? 570 00:36:38,339 --> 00:36:39,931 You know Steve Elliott? 571 00:36:41,976 --> 00:36:43,341 Tell him, Moody. 572 00:36:47,381 --> 00:36:50,248 If you don't want to talk to me, you can talk to the police. 573 00:36:50,318 --> 00:36:51,342 Moody! 574 00:36:51,852 --> 00:36:54,218 I don't know anything about it. 575 00:36:54,388 --> 00:36:55,480 I don't believe you! 576 00:36:55,556 --> 00:36:57,717 Moody, you want the police out here? 577 00:36:59,493 --> 00:37:01,825 Steve Elliott was a customer of his. 578 00:37:02,863 --> 00:37:04,763 Speed mostly. A little coke. 579 00:37:05,499 --> 00:37:07,126 But Moody cut him off. 580 00:37:07,535 --> 00:37:09,503 He was getting a little strange. 581 00:37:09,570 --> 00:37:11,470 Tell him our whole business. 582 00:37:12,039 --> 00:37:14,337 If they find him, you don't have to go. 583 00:37:14,408 --> 00:37:15,670 Where are they? 584 00:37:16,177 --> 00:37:17,940 I know where they might be. 585 00:37:18,012 --> 00:37:19,206 I'll take you there. 586 00:37:23,684 --> 00:37:25,117 We'll talk again. 587 00:37:26,954 --> 00:37:29,047 Sunshine, be careful. 588 00:37:31,492 --> 00:37:34,052 You haven't seen him when he's strung out. 589 00:37:40,234 --> 00:37:42,498 What makes you think they'll be up here? 590 00:37:42,570 --> 00:37:44,231 Steve used to bring me up here 591 00:37:44,305 --> 00:37:46,705 whenever he'd come buy something from Moody. 592 00:37:46,774 --> 00:37:49,538 He liked it up here. He was funny. 593 00:37:49,844 --> 00:37:50,833 And nice. 594 00:37:51,112 --> 00:37:53,876 The way you were with that girl at the prison. 595 00:37:54,048 --> 00:37:56,175 You could tell you were connected. 596 00:37:56,350 --> 00:37:58,716 That's how I thought about me and Steve. 597 00:37:59,220 --> 00:38:00,915 But that's not how it was at all. 598 00:38:10,431 --> 00:38:13,525 You're on your own from here. I'm gonna hitch my way back to the ranch. 599 00:38:13,601 --> 00:38:14,863 Wait a minute. 600 00:38:17,672 --> 00:38:18,661 Thanks. 601 00:38:33,454 --> 00:38:37,550 You see, Carol, I tried to get you to understand that you could depend on me. 602 00:38:37,825 --> 00:38:39,816 That when things got bad, you could lean on me. 603 00:38:39,894 --> 00:38:43,660 That's why I sent you that stuff in the mail and followed you in the stairwell. 604 00:38:46,867 --> 00:38:48,528 I only want you to need me. 605 00:38:48,936 --> 00:38:50,198 Steve, if I would've known... 606 00:38:50,271 --> 00:38:51,431 I'm talking! 607 00:38:55,109 --> 00:38:59,637 I tried to get you to see that when things were bad, when you got scared, 608 00:38:59,714 --> 00:39:01,204 you could come to me. 609 00:39:01,282 --> 00:39:02,943 I only want to take care of you. 610 00:39:03,017 --> 00:39:05,577 Then don't do this to me. Please let me go. 611 00:39:05,653 --> 00:39:08,087 I'm in charge here! Do you understand? 612 00:39:13,260 --> 00:39:14,249 Do you? 613 00:39:17,431 --> 00:39:18,420 No, no. 614 00:39:19,767 --> 00:39:21,735 No, no, no, no, no, no. 615 00:39:22,269 --> 00:39:24,100 No, I would never hurt you. 616 00:39:24,505 --> 00:39:26,132 No, I couldn't do that. 617 00:39:26,841 --> 00:39:27,967 I love you. 618 00:39:29,143 --> 00:39:30,132 Carol. 619 00:39:45,226 --> 00:39:46,215 Oh, yeah. 620 00:39:46,794 --> 00:39:48,785 Yeah, that's much better. 621 00:39:49,363 --> 00:39:50,853 That's the way it's gonna be from now on. 622 00:39:50,931 --> 00:39:52,364 You're gonna like it here. 623 00:39:54,402 --> 00:39:58,463 I would really like some water. 624 00:39:59,373 --> 00:40:00,362 Please? 625 00:40:01,542 --> 00:40:02,804 Oh, well, I... 626 00:40:03,611 --> 00:40:05,806 I've got to go out to the water tank. 627 00:40:07,014 --> 00:40:08,106 Thank you. 628 00:40:25,366 --> 00:40:26,765 Thomas. 629 00:40:26,834 --> 00:40:28,324 You okay? 630 00:40:28,402 --> 00:40:31,428 Yes, I can do it. I can do it. I can do it. My feet. 631 00:40:32,039 --> 00:40:33,233 My feet. 632 00:40:41,182 --> 00:40:42,240 Come on. 633 00:40:51,859 --> 00:40:53,087 Carol! 634 00:41:19,153 --> 00:41:21,018 It's all right. I tripped. I tripped. I thought... 635 00:41:22,857 --> 00:41:24,484 Here, put your arm around me. 636 00:41:24,558 --> 00:41:26,685 Oh, why did this have to happen? These dumb shoes. 637 00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:30,059 This is supposed to happen to bimbos in movies and TV, not to me. 638 00:41:30,130 --> 00:41:31,222 I'm too smart for this. 639 00:41:31,298 --> 00:41:33,266 Smart has nothing to do with it. 640 00:41:33,767 --> 00:41:36,702 Courage in the face of adversity. 641 00:41:36,770 --> 00:41:40,672 Moral integrity in the face of temptation. 642 00:41:41,375 --> 00:41:45,004 Those are the principles which made the Empire great. 643 00:41:46,514 --> 00:41:47,503 Tea? 644 00:41:48,048 --> 00:41:50,539 Yes, yes. Thank you very much, my dear. 645 00:41:51,352 --> 00:41:52,819 Where was I? 646 00:41:53,420 --> 00:41:57,151 Something about courage and moral integrity. 647 00:41:57,658 --> 00:42:01,526 That's it, exactly. Honesty, honesty. That's the ticket. 648 00:42:02,730 --> 00:42:04,664 You're quite right, you know. 649 00:42:05,533 --> 00:42:07,967 Of course, I'm right. I'm a Sandhurst man. 650 00:42:08,035 --> 00:42:11,368 Willing, watchful, wakeful, temperate and true. 651 00:42:11,438 --> 00:42:13,338 Archibald, please. 652 00:42:15,476 --> 00:42:16,465 Enough. 653 00:42:20,714 --> 00:42:25,151 I don't believe that anybody has dared to call me Archibald 654 00:42:25,486 --> 00:42:27,545 since my first year at Sandhurst. 655 00:42:27,755 --> 00:42:29,780 I'm sure there are a great number of things 656 00:42:29,857 --> 00:42:31,722 people have not dared to say to you. 657 00:42:32,927 --> 00:42:35,191 But a point comes when you 658 00:42:35,329 --> 00:42:38,264 cannot carry out the charade any longer. 659 00:42:43,637 --> 00:42:45,730 I don't own this estate. 660 00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:49,468 I am merely an employee here. 661 00:42:49,743 --> 00:42:52,576 A majordomo, as it were. 662 00:42:53,614 --> 00:42:56,174 But the very best, I know how to be. 663 00:42:56,750 --> 00:42:58,650 I am proud of my job. 664 00:42:59,453 --> 00:43:02,513 And I'm proud of the life I've made for myself. 665 00:43:04,625 --> 00:43:08,652 And I am proud to have people like Agatha Chumley call me friend. 666 00:43:11,966 --> 00:43:15,299 And I find, to my great astonishment, 667 00:43:16,136 --> 00:43:17,660 that it no longer matters to me 668 00:43:17,738 --> 00:43:20,036 what the lads of Sandhurst think 669 00:43:20,608 --> 00:43:22,667 of Jonathan Quayle Higgins. 670 00:43:29,216 --> 00:43:31,707 That's quite a speech. 671 00:43:35,122 --> 00:43:38,023 Well, I know you have a banquet this evening 672 00:43:38,092 --> 00:43:39,889 and I wouldn't want to be the cause 673 00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:41,427 of your late arrival, so... 674 00:43:41,495 --> 00:43:43,156 J.Q. 675 00:43:44,732 --> 00:43:45,824 Jonathan. 676 00:43:47,134 --> 00:43:48,829 You've made your speech. 677 00:43:51,005 --> 00:43:54,771 Now perhaps you'll listen to one that I have been 678 00:43:55,409 --> 00:43:58,105 rehearsing for many, many years. 679 00:44:02,182 --> 00:44:04,810 It's about a man, 680 00:44:06,153 --> 00:44:07,711 a friend of mine, 681 00:44:09,056 --> 00:44:10,956 who has spent a lifetime 682 00:44:11,959 --> 00:44:14,359 paying for an appalling mistake, 683 00:44:15,696 --> 00:44:20,292 which I made and could not own up to. 684 00:44:49,763 --> 00:44:50,855 If we don't get out of here... 685 00:44:50,931 --> 00:44:52,558 We're going to get out of here. 686 00:44:52,633 --> 00:44:53,759 Okay. Okay. 687 00:44:54,768 --> 00:44:56,292 I want to tell you something. 688 00:44:56,370 --> 00:44:58,531 That maybe for a little while there, 689 00:44:58,605 --> 00:45:01,267 that maybe I was making you up 690 00:45:01,809 --> 00:45:03,208 in my mind. 691 00:45:03,410 --> 00:45:05,537 You know, the knight in shining armor? 692 00:45:05,612 --> 00:45:06,670 I'm not. 693 00:45:06,747 --> 00:45:08,578 Oh, I know. I know. 694 00:45:11,085 --> 00:45:13,349 Can I try it now? Let me try it. Okay. Yeah. Take it easy. 695 00:45:16,390 --> 00:45:18,324 Easy, easy. Okay, it's gonna be fine. 696 00:45:20,694 --> 00:45:23,959 No, no, it's not. Now sit down, sit down. Oh, Tom, Tom. 697 00:45:24,031 --> 00:45:25,658 What am I gonna do? 698 00:45:27,601 --> 00:45:30,627 We're never going to outdistance him with me carrying you. 699 00:45:30,704 --> 00:45:31,728 What are we gonna do? 700 00:45:31,805 --> 00:45:33,033 Okay, Plan B. 701 00:45:35,809 --> 00:45:36,798 What? 702 00:45:39,546 --> 00:45:41,537 Except this one might get scary. 703 00:46:15,883 --> 00:46:18,909 Come on, just a little closer. Come on. 704 00:46:42,476 --> 00:46:43,636 You shouldn't have left me. 705 00:46:51,118 --> 00:46:53,279 What took you so long? 706 00:46:53,887 --> 00:46:54,876 What? 707 00:46:54,955 --> 00:46:56,115 What took you so long? 708 00:46:56,190 --> 00:46:58,090 As soon as he was in sight, that was the plan. 709 00:46:58,158 --> 00:46:59,887 Would you watch where you're pointing that thing? 710 00:46:59,960 --> 00:47:01,222 I don't know what to do with it. 711 00:47:01,295 --> 00:47:02,694 He stood there for an hour. I could've been killed! 712 00:47:02,763 --> 00:47:04,321 Well, he was in the wrong spot! 713 00:47:04,398 --> 00:47:06,059 It wouldn't have done you any good if I would have 714 00:47:06,133 --> 00:47:07,395 jumped too soon and broke my leg. 715 00:47:07,467 --> 00:47:10,061 Don't you throw that in my face! 716 00:47:10,137 --> 00:47:12,833 I didn't mean to break my leg, you know. 717 00:47:15,609 --> 00:47:17,600 Oh, Thomas, we're safe. 718 00:47:17,678 --> 00:47:18,770 Oh, God. 719 00:47:20,581 --> 00:47:21,878 Ah, you were incredible. 720 00:47:21,949 --> 00:47:23,041 Oh, no, no! 721 00:47:23,116 --> 00:47:25,584 That took a lot of courage. No, it was you that took the real risk. 722 00:47:25,652 --> 00:47:26,812 Carol, please. 723 00:47:27,487 --> 00:47:29,250 Do you think you could take a compliment? 724 00:47:29,823 --> 00:47:30,812 Just once? 725 00:47:32,993 --> 00:47:34,221 Thank you. 726 00:47:34,461 --> 00:47:35,655 You're welcome.