1 00:00:01,539 --> 00:00:02,733 My God! 2 00:00:03,107 --> 00:00:04,199 Hi, Higgins. 3 00:00:05,009 --> 00:00:07,477 You have received some stolen goods from James Bonig. 4 00:00:07,545 --> 00:00:08,842 I don't know what you're talking about. 5 00:00:11,082 --> 00:00:12,709 I'm gonna kill him. 6 00:00:14,218 --> 00:00:16,186 Will you stop that? Hai. 7 00:00:16,253 --> 00:00:18,551 Ice Pick, I told you, Thomas will get your cash back. 8 00:00:18,622 --> 00:00:19,680 I don't have the money. 9 00:00:20,124 --> 00:00:22,149 I gotta break both your legs. 10 00:00:24,895 --> 00:00:26,021 Get him, Mac! 11 00:00:26,263 --> 00:00:27,287 Right. 12 00:00:27,598 --> 00:00:28,758 Mac! 13 00:01:45,476 --> 00:01:47,103 Just a little lower. 14 00:01:48,612 --> 00:01:49,874 Yeah. 15 00:01:52,283 --> 00:01:54,251 You girls are terrific, you know that? 16 00:01:55,886 --> 00:02:00,118 Say, did you ever see the Statue of Liberty or the Washington Monument or the... 17 00:02:01,158 --> 00:02:04,093 Or the overripe American about to burst? 18 00:02:06,831 --> 00:02:07,820 Kanki. 19 00:02:09,266 --> 00:02:10,858 How the hell are you, buddy? 20 00:02:11,068 --> 00:02:14,196 Betrayed, hurt, possibly foolish. 21 00:02:14,805 --> 00:02:15,999 You tell me, James. 22 00:02:16,474 --> 00:02:20,001 You know, I really wasn't sure myself whether or not those diamonds were real. 23 00:02:20,077 --> 00:02:21,840 I mean, I'll tell you what. 24 00:02:21,912 --> 00:02:23,709 You're like a dad to me. 25 00:02:23,781 --> 00:02:26,545 Why don't you let me make it up to you? Okay? 26 00:02:28,085 --> 00:02:29,245 Not okay. 27 00:02:29,487 --> 00:02:32,581 You have offended my affection for you and my intelligence. 28 00:02:32,857 --> 00:02:35,052 Come on, it was just a slight misjudgment. 29 00:02:35,126 --> 00:02:37,651 How was I supposed to know those diamonds... Silence. 30 00:02:37,895 --> 00:02:40,159 The more you talk, the more I grow angry. 31 00:02:40,564 --> 00:02:43,192 No man has ever done such a thing to me and lived. 32 00:02:43,467 --> 00:02:45,162 But you mean a lot to me, James. 33 00:02:45,236 --> 00:02:47,466 Shoot, you know how I feel about you, Kanki. 34 00:02:48,072 --> 00:02:51,667 Say, why don't we just forget this whole silly thing ever happened 35 00:02:51,742 --> 00:02:54,267 and have a cup of sake and a good laugh? 36 00:02:54,678 --> 00:02:57,772 After I cut off your finger. It is a great honor. 37 00:02:58,983 --> 00:03:01,508 I don't deserve it. I don't deserve it, really. 38 00:03:01,652 --> 00:03:03,313 I will return in one hour. 39 00:03:03,787 --> 00:03:04,947 In the meantime, 40 00:03:05,990 --> 00:03:07,480 enjoy yourself 41 00:03:07,591 --> 00:03:11,186 and think about what it means to betray one who once thought of you as a son. 42 00:03:22,373 --> 00:03:23,863 Sakiko, guess what? 43 00:03:23,974 --> 00:03:25,134 What, Bonig-san? 44 00:03:25,409 --> 00:03:28,003 I don't know how to exactly tell you this, but... 45 00:03:30,214 --> 00:03:31,203 Well, 46 00:03:31,415 --> 00:03:33,781 instead of money for those diamonds I sold Kanki, 47 00:03:33,851 --> 00:03:35,648 he wants to give me you girls instead. 48 00:03:35,719 --> 00:03:36,879 Isn't that something? 49 00:03:36,954 --> 00:03:39,445 You mean, you are our new master? 50 00:03:39,990 --> 00:03:41,480 Yeah, you got it. 51 00:03:50,234 --> 00:03:53,795 Say, there wouldn't happen to be another door out of here, would there? 52 00:03:54,972 --> 00:03:56,200 Good. 53 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:34,202 A few vital statistics that explain why paradise is called paradise. 54 00:04:35,045 --> 00:04:37,946 There are 326 days of sunshine each year, 55 00:04:38,015 --> 00:04:40,609 an annual average temperature of 86 degrees, 56 00:04:40,684 --> 00:04:43,619 billions and billions of gallons of blue Pacific 57 00:04:43,787 --> 00:04:46,620 and one Orville "Rick" Wright, 58 00:04:47,024 --> 00:04:48,958 who will bet on anything. 59 00:04:49,026 --> 00:04:50,015 Hi, Rick. 60 00:04:50,294 --> 00:04:53,786 Don't "Hi, Rick" me, Thomas. Just get on the boat and enjoy the day. 61 00:04:53,864 --> 00:04:55,092 And remember, anybody asks you, 62 00:04:55,165 --> 00:04:56,393 you're a charter member of the club 63 00:04:56,467 --> 00:04:58,492 and your last name is Wong. 64 00:04:58,836 --> 00:05:00,360 Wong? Right. 65 00:05:00,704 --> 00:05:04,105 Come on, Rick. You're not still mad at me, are you? 66 00:05:04,174 --> 00:05:07,041 I mean, a bet's a bet. You've got to be gracious about these things. 67 00:05:07,111 --> 00:05:09,978 Gracious? A 10-point spread on a soccer game? 68 00:05:10,047 --> 00:05:13,505 Well, serves me right for betting on a dumb sport where I can't pronounce the names 69 00:05:13,584 --> 00:05:15,279 and they play with their feet. 70 00:05:15,452 --> 00:05:18,012 I hope you don't catch nothing. 71 00:05:19,423 --> 00:05:20,549 Hi, guys. 72 00:05:20,624 --> 00:05:21,784 Hi, Mr. Wong. 73 00:05:21,859 --> 00:05:23,986 Could you hand me down my tackle and my cooler, please? 74 00:05:24,061 --> 00:05:25,255 A bet's a bet. 75 00:05:37,174 --> 00:05:38,163 Mac. 76 00:05:39,009 --> 00:05:39,998 Mac. 77 00:05:40,644 --> 00:05:41,941 Mac! 78 00:05:52,990 --> 00:05:54,514 I'll be right back! 79 00:05:58,729 --> 00:06:01,493 You're history. You're dead meat! 80 00:06:01,565 --> 00:06:02,862 Leave master alone. 81 00:06:02,933 --> 00:06:04,423 Come on, Rick, stop it. 82 00:06:04,501 --> 00:06:06,128 Get away, leave him alone! - Get me out of here! 83 00:06:06,203 --> 00:06:07,192 Stop it. 84 00:06:10,441 --> 00:06:13,376 Rick, what a coincidence. I haven't seen you in... 85 00:06:13,444 --> 00:06:14,536 Five weeks. 86 00:06:14,611 --> 00:06:17,739 Yeah, I guess that's what they mean by absence making the heart grow fonder. 87 00:06:17,815 --> 00:06:18,907 Fonder? 88 00:06:18,982 --> 00:06:20,574 Come on, stop it! 89 00:06:20,651 --> 00:06:21,777 Let me go, I'm gonna kill him. 90 00:06:21,852 --> 00:06:22,841 Stop it! 91 00:06:25,389 --> 00:06:27,653 You're not still mad about that little... 92 00:06:27,725 --> 00:06:28,885 Congratulations. 93 00:06:29,259 --> 00:06:32,854 You just won dinner for two at Honolulu's famed King Kamehameha Club, 94 00:06:33,397 --> 00:06:36,798 courtesy of Rick Wright. No, I'm not mad. 95 00:06:36,867 --> 00:06:37,993 Why should I be mad? 96 00:06:39,036 --> 00:06:40,094 Cut it out. 97 00:06:42,539 --> 00:06:44,370 Will you stop that? Hai. 98 00:06:44,441 --> 00:06:46,033 Look, I can explain the whole thing. 99 00:06:46,110 --> 00:06:48,704 Mac, come on. The raffle winners identified your picture. 100 00:06:48,779 --> 00:06:51,612 They said you called yourself Floyd, Orville's brother. 101 00:06:51,682 --> 00:06:52,876 Yeah. 102 00:06:52,950 --> 00:06:55,475 But are you gonna be happy when I tell you the whole thing. Now, look... 103 00:06:55,552 --> 00:06:58,988 Happy? Happy? A hundred tickets? Two hundred dinners? 104 00:06:59,056 --> 00:07:00,717 Yeah. I kept the concept small. 105 00:07:00,791 --> 00:07:02,622 Look, I know how exclusive that club is. 106 00:07:02,693 --> 00:07:06,527 Very exclusive, and very scared of bad PR. 107 00:07:06,663 --> 00:07:09,689 I mean, Higgins and the board not only made Rick honor the tickets, 108 00:07:09,767 --> 00:07:11,428 they made him pick up the tab. 109 00:07:11,535 --> 00:07:12,695 Three grand. 110 00:07:12,770 --> 00:07:14,465 Gee, that's great! 111 00:07:14,671 --> 00:07:16,195 Great, huh? Great? 112 00:07:16,273 --> 00:07:19,674 Yeah, 'cause I happen to have sold six grand worth of raffle tickets. 113 00:07:19,743 --> 00:07:21,973 All of which you can write off on your taxes, by the way. 114 00:07:22,045 --> 00:07:23,876 Now, how's that for doubling your money? 115 00:07:23,947 --> 00:07:27,439 And the profits from the dinner winner contest 116 00:07:29,386 --> 00:07:33,379 went to buy some grateful shut-ins in Long Beach a color television set. 117 00:07:34,691 --> 00:07:35,953 A 13-inch? 118 00:07:36,260 --> 00:07:39,127 Six grand for a 13-inch color television set? 119 00:07:39,196 --> 00:07:40,561 With a remote control. 120 00:07:41,765 --> 00:07:44,325 Okay, okay, I had some administrative and travel expenses, 121 00:07:44,401 --> 00:07:45,561 but I can come up with the receipts. 122 00:07:45,636 --> 00:07:47,126 You just come up with my money. 123 00:07:47,871 --> 00:07:50,203 I can't believe you take that attitude, Rick. Okay, fine. 124 00:07:50,274 --> 00:07:52,469 Hey, listen, I'll gladly take the deduction 125 00:07:52,543 --> 00:07:55,410 and I'll give you back your measly three grand in five days. 126 00:07:55,479 --> 00:07:56,537 Mac. 127 00:07:56,613 --> 00:07:58,604 Now look, just listen to me for a minute, okay? 128 00:07:58,682 --> 00:08:00,980 I'm down here today to set sail for Maui, 129 00:08:01,051 --> 00:08:03,383 where I'm going to sell that. 130 00:08:07,090 --> 00:08:10,287 Then I'm gonna fly to Frisco, where I'm gonna buy a Japanese restaurant 131 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:13,022 for Sakiko and her sisters. 132 00:08:13,263 --> 00:08:16,357 And I guarantee you there'll be at least three grand change from that. 133 00:08:16,767 --> 00:08:18,029 That boat? - Yep. 134 00:08:18,368 --> 00:08:19,926 - Those girls? - Yep. 135 00:08:20,537 --> 00:08:23,563 Nope. I'm not gonna stay here and listen to this. 136 00:08:24,141 --> 00:08:27,633 Because none of it's gonna be true. And all that can happen is trouble. No. 137 00:08:27,711 --> 00:08:28,769 I'm leaving. 138 00:08:28,846 --> 00:08:31,747 I'm going around that corner and I'm going to spend the day fishing, 139 00:08:31,815 --> 00:08:35,683 even if I do have to answer to Wong. I don't care. Bye. 140 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:38,109 Wait! 141 00:08:39,323 --> 00:08:40,347 Wait! 142 00:08:40,424 --> 00:08:41,618 Bye, Mr. Wong. 143 00:08:41,692 --> 00:08:42,886 Wait, guys! 144 00:08:48,398 --> 00:08:51,561 What a tragedy. You know, Leeann really loved me. 145 00:08:51,969 --> 00:08:53,129 Maybe too much. 146 00:08:54,137 --> 00:08:57,766 Anyway, for the two years the relationship lasted, it was a beautiful one. 147 00:08:58,542 --> 00:09:02,103 You know, she had oil wells in her back yard, literally. 148 00:09:02,179 --> 00:09:05,979 She bought me a Porsche, she bought me a beach house, this boat. 149 00:09:06,984 --> 00:09:08,076 And I blew it. 150 00:09:09,786 --> 00:09:11,481 How could you blow it? 151 00:09:11,855 --> 00:09:13,789 Well, Leanne found me 152 00:09:13,857 --> 00:09:17,020 in a compromising situation with another lady. 153 00:09:17,895 --> 00:09:19,226 Couldn't you explain? 154 00:09:19,930 --> 00:09:22,831 Well, of course I did. It was perfectly innocent, really. 155 00:09:23,333 --> 00:09:27,099 I was merely demonstrating a little-known technique for curing the hiccups, 156 00:09:27,170 --> 00:09:29,468 and Leeann understood that and everything was fine 157 00:09:29,540 --> 00:09:32,566 until she caught me demonstrating that same technique 158 00:09:32,643 --> 00:09:35,874 with a blonde in the beach house and a brunette in the Porsche. 159 00:09:36,213 --> 00:09:38,647 Yeah, and these three on the boat. 160 00:09:39,783 --> 00:09:42,752 No, no, no. These girls are my crew. 161 00:09:44,254 --> 00:09:46,916 Anyway, Leeann gave me the yacht for old times' sake, 162 00:09:47,658 --> 00:09:49,819 but cash wins out over sentiment. 163 00:09:50,027 --> 00:09:54,623 So tomorrow I leave Maui with 115 in cash and pay you your three grand back. 164 00:09:54,998 --> 00:09:56,260 Wait a minute. 165 00:09:57,501 --> 00:09:58,991 You gotta be kidding. 166 00:10:01,838 --> 00:10:02,827 Mac, 167 00:10:05,642 --> 00:10:07,439 this is worth twice that much. 168 00:10:07,511 --> 00:10:10,412 Not to me. I don't like boats. I'd rather have a restaurant. 169 00:10:13,684 --> 00:10:16,847 Mac, you don't have to give it away. 170 00:10:17,087 --> 00:10:19,487 I mean, with a setup like this, you can go into business 171 00:10:19,556 --> 00:10:21,148 and make twice as much as a Japanese restaurant. 172 00:10:21,224 --> 00:10:22,748 What kind of a business? 173 00:10:24,161 --> 00:10:25,150 Well, 174 00:10:25,329 --> 00:10:26,819 I guess it's a dumb idea. 175 00:10:26,897 --> 00:10:29,559 You mean, like a charter boat? You mean rent it out to fishermen, 176 00:10:29,633 --> 00:10:31,066 like the King Kamehameha II? 177 00:10:32,202 --> 00:10:35,467 Rick, you're dreaming. This tug's way out of your league. 178 00:10:35,539 --> 00:10:37,029 I mean, unreal upkeep. 179 00:10:37,107 --> 00:10:39,337 You got maintenance, you got supplies, 180 00:10:39,409 --> 00:10:41,639 docking fees, these girls' salaries. 181 00:10:43,113 --> 00:10:44,603 The girls get big money? 182 00:10:44,715 --> 00:10:47,013 Well, relatively speaking, they work pretty cheap, 183 00:10:47,084 --> 00:10:50,611 but see, Leeann signed them to an ironclad one-year contract, 184 00:10:50,687 --> 00:10:52,780 and whoever buys the boat has to honor it. 185 00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:56,619 I'll take them. I mean, it. 186 00:10:56,693 --> 00:10:59,093 $150,000, 20 down. 187 00:10:59,162 --> 00:11:02,325 Rick, I'm not making offers here. The boat's sold. 188 00:11:02,399 --> 00:11:04,299 Hey, the deal isn't sewed up yet. 189 00:11:04,735 --> 00:11:06,726 You still owe me three grand, remember. 190 00:11:06,803 --> 00:11:09,897 Well, then, give me 147 cash and it's yours. 191 00:11:11,575 --> 00:11:12,769 Thank you, sweetheart. 192 00:11:12,843 --> 00:11:13,867 Look. 193 00:11:13,944 --> 00:11:17,471 Rick, I really appreciate what you're trying to do, but it just won't work. 194 00:11:17,547 --> 00:11:22,416 I mean, you and me, well, we're just not the right types for this kind of life. 195 00:11:22,486 --> 00:11:23,544 You know what I mean? 196 00:11:23,620 --> 00:11:24,780 Why not? 197 00:11:24,855 --> 00:11:26,379 Well, let me put it to you this way. 198 00:11:26,456 --> 00:11:29,016 On the one hand, you have the kind of business mind 199 00:11:29,092 --> 00:11:31,754 that sees an opportunity and takes the big risk. 200 00:11:31,962 --> 00:11:36,228 But he has that knack for seeing his destiny on the horizon, 201 00:11:36,700 --> 00:11:38,031 setting his course, 202 00:11:38,268 --> 00:11:40,498 never ever falling asleep at the helm. 203 00:11:40,637 --> 00:11:42,662 You and me, we just like to sleep too much. 204 00:11:43,473 --> 00:11:44,462 No. 205 00:11:45,242 --> 00:11:46,231 I'm... 206 00:11:49,179 --> 00:11:51,079 I am that kind of guy. 207 00:11:52,616 --> 00:11:54,743 I just never had the chance to prove it. 208 00:11:57,354 --> 00:11:58,343 Okay. 209 00:11:58,955 --> 00:12:01,116 Okay, Rick. Okay. 210 00:12:02,559 --> 00:12:04,823 Now, I'm going to need 30 grand down on this restaurant. 211 00:12:04,895 --> 00:12:07,022 Can you come up with 30 and $1,500 a month? 212 00:12:07,097 --> 00:12:08,394 I'll talk to the bank, Monday. 213 00:12:08,465 --> 00:12:09,762 Monday. See, Monday. 214 00:12:09,833 --> 00:12:13,860 Monday. See, you lose your financing and I lose the Maui deal and the boat. 215 00:12:14,538 --> 00:12:17,473 No, why don't we just forget it. I can see you're just way over your head. 216 00:12:17,541 --> 00:12:20,533 No. I'll have the money tomorrow. 217 00:12:20,811 --> 00:12:22,540 I just have to talk to a couple of investors. 218 00:12:22,612 --> 00:12:25,274 Investors? Magnum's not going to put any money in this boat. 219 00:12:25,348 --> 00:12:27,248 Not after the way he walked off. 220 00:12:27,317 --> 00:12:29,410 I'm not talking about Thomas. 221 00:12:30,554 --> 00:12:31,782 Well, who then? 222 00:12:35,092 --> 00:12:36,218 Why me? 223 00:12:40,630 --> 00:12:42,689 And more to the point, why you? 224 00:12:42,966 --> 00:12:44,695 You don't even like water. 225 00:12:45,268 --> 00:12:46,462 I like money. 226 00:12:46,870 --> 00:12:48,167 Everybody does. 227 00:12:48,238 --> 00:12:50,069 It's more to it than that, Ice Pick. 228 00:12:50,140 --> 00:12:53,109 It's like I'm seizing my opportunity. 229 00:12:53,777 --> 00:12:55,836 It's like taking the big risk. 230 00:12:56,947 --> 00:12:59,882 You know, it's like I see my destiny on the horizon. 231 00:12:59,950 --> 00:13:02,714 And I never, never want to fall asleep at the helm. 232 00:13:02,819 --> 00:13:06,653 Norman Vincent Peale? Oh, Dale Carnegie? 233 00:13:06,723 --> 00:13:07,849 I don't know those guys. 234 00:13:07,924 --> 00:13:09,619 I want to go into business with you. 235 00:13:09,693 --> 00:13:11,991 Twenty grand. I'll give you a quarter interest. 236 00:13:12,062 --> 00:13:13,324 Not me. 237 00:13:14,064 --> 00:13:15,156 A third? 238 00:13:15,232 --> 00:13:16,426 No investment. 239 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:20,827 But I'll make you a straight simple interest loan. 240 00:13:21,571 --> 00:13:24,563 $20,000 at 25%. 241 00:13:25,942 --> 00:13:26,931 Okay. 242 00:13:27,177 --> 00:13:29,304 First payment, next Friday. 243 00:13:29,412 --> 00:13:32,108 And you got to start dating my daughter Hilda again. 244 00:13:34,818 --> 00:13:35,944 Anything. 245 00:13:38,755 --> 00:13:39,881 Ricky. 246 00:13:43,026 --> 00:13:45,517 You know, I love you like a son. 247 00:13:46,730 --> 00:13:48,527 I'd hate to have to punish you. 248 00:14:05,816 --> 00:14:06,942 T. C: Ice Pick. 249 00:14:07,851 --> 00:14:11,252 Ice Pick? You let yourself get in hock to Ice Pick? 250 00:14:11,822 --> 00:14:15,019 T.C., can't you see that I'm busy trying to open for business? 251 00:14:15,525 --> 00:14:18,289 Business? What business? There's no one here. 252 00:14:18,361 --> 00:14:21,091 Well, there will be. Mac and I closed the deal late last night, 253 00:14:21,164 --> 00:14:22,529 and I just got here. 254 00:14:22,599 --> 00:14:23,588 And you know, 255 00:14:23,667 --> 00:14:26,864 it's too bad that you didn't have the foresight to get in on the action. 256 00:14:26,937 --> 00:14:30,270 Well, I guess that's the story of my life. Not enough foresight. 257 00:14:31,441 --> 00:14:35,275 Go ahead, make fun. But when the word gets out, I'm gonna be fighting them off. 258 00:14:35,712 --> 00:14:37,304 Well, looks like word got out. 259 00:14:39,716 --> 00:14:40,705 Oh. 260 00:14:41,852 --> 00:14:42,876 Girls. 261 00:14:42,953 --> 00:14:45,820 Girls, pop open a bottle of champagne. Our first customers are here. 262 00:14:50,660 --> 00:14:52,025 Yes, sir, can I help you? 263 00:14:52,095 --> 00:14:53,357 This the Miss Leeann? 264 00:14:53,530 --> 00:14:57,466 You are now looking at The Wright Stuff. Rick Wright. I'm the owner. 265 00:14:58,435 --> 00:14:59,424 Uh-huh. 266 00:15:00,170 --> 00:15:03,833 You didn't happen to buy this boat from a Jim Bonig? 267 00:15:03,940 --> 00:15:05,532 Uh-huh. Why? 268 00:15:07,143 --> 00:15:08,701 I've got a bill of sale. 269 00:15:08,778 --> 00:15:10,803 No, you've got a problem. 270 00:15:11,314 --> 00:15:13,646 You were had, Captain. 271 00:15:15,418 --> 00:15:17,852 Homer Knowlton, US Marshals Office. 272 00:15:18,088 --> 00:15:20,022 The Miss Leeann is now impounded. 273 00:15:20,090 --> 00:15:23,526 She belongs to the South Seas Travel Service, out of Long Beach. 274 00:15:23,593 --> 00:15:26,824 Bonig rented her for 12 hours. Forgot to bring her back. 275 00:15:27,430 --> 00:15:28,624 Everybody off the boat. 276 00:15:28,698 --> 00:15:29,995 Wait a minute. 277 00:15:30,066 --> 00:15:31,192 I'm sorry. 278 00:15:32,569 --> 00:15:33,763 Now, girls. 279 00:15:53,623 --> 00:15:56,649 Returning once again to the attributes of paradise, 280 00:15:56,726 --> 00:16:00,321 namely, it never goes away. There's always another shot. 281 00:16:00,597 --> 00:16:02,997 Another shot at that perfect day. 282 00:16:08,038 --> 00:16:10,666 Another shot at my deep sea fishing trip, 283 00:16:10,740 --> 00:16:15,643 and this time I wasn't going to let Rick or any of his petty little problems stop me. 284 00:16:18,548 --> 00:16:20,982 T. C: It's not that bad, Rick. It's not worth it. 285 00:16:35,832 --> 00:16:38,960 Thomas, am I glad you're here. Rick just tried to end it all. 286 00:16:39,035 --> 00:16:40,900 No, I didn't. I slipped. 287 00:16:41,204 --> 00:16:43,069 Great. I'm going fishing. 288 00:16:43,406 --> 00:16:45,806 No, I'm not kidding, man. He's in serious trouble. 289 00:16:45,875 --> 00:16:47,308 Sorry, I warned him. 290 00:16:47,377 --> 00:16:51,108 Hey, man, I'm talking about trouble with a capital "T" and that stands for Ice Pick. 291 00:16:51,181 --> 00:16:52,773 I thought they were close. 292 00:16:52,849 --> 00:16:55,215 They were, until Rick lost 20 grand of his 293 00:16:55,285 --> 00:16:57,116 and 10 grand of his own to Mac. 294 00:16:57,420 --> 00:17:02,255 Mac? Now, how did... I don't want to know. I just want my day on the boat. 295 00:17:03,026 --> 00:17:05,551 No, man, I am serious. 296 00:17:05,628 --> 00:17:09,530 Mac left for San Francisco with the bread and left Rick here for shark bait. 297 00:17:09,599 --> 00:17:11,965 Now, how do you know Mac went to San Francisco? 298 00:17:12,068 --> 00:17:14,798 Because I drove him to the airport. 299 00:17:15,305 --> 00:17:17,796 Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb! 300 00:17:17,874 --> 00:17:19,535 No! No! 301 00:17:19,609 --> 00:17:20,837 Dumb! 302 00:17:27,817 --> 00:17:29,284 Wait a second. 303 00:17:29,352 --> 00:17:30,683 Wait a second. 304 00:17:30,754 --> 00:17:33,917 You want me to go to San Francisco and get Mac back. 305 00:17:34,491 --> 00:17:37,153 Well, actually, he has a little more at stake than I do. 306 00:17:37,227 --> 00:17:40,162 I mean, I didn't make any dumb investments. Dumb investments? 307 00:17:40,964 --> 00:17:44,229 Please, Thomas. I'm a dead person. 308 00:17:46,636 --> 00:17:50,231 Rick, if you're so busted, how am I gonna get there? I don't have the money. 309 00:17:53,743 --> 00:17:56,041 Okay, I'll spring for airfare. 310 00:17:56,246 --> 00:17:57,440 And expenses? 311 00:18:00,850 --> 00:18:02,010 What are friends for? 312 00:18:02,085 --> 00:18:03,950 Great, I'll leave tonight, after... 313 00:18:04,020 --> 00:18:06,284 Goodbye, Mr. Wong. See you next time. 314 00:18:12,929 --> 00:18:16,194 On second thought, why don't I just leave right now? 315 00:18:25,475 --> 00:18:27,807 You ought to be proud to have a friend like him. 316 00:18:27,877 --> 00:18:31,472 And you too, T.C. You guys are the best buddies that a person can have. 317 00:18:31,681 --> 00:18:33,148 I want to thank you. 318 00:18:34,017 --> 00:18:35,177 Of course, 319 00:18:36,019 --> 00:18:37,577 it ain't gonna do any good. 320 00:18:37,787 --> 00:18:39,254 I'm gonna die anyway. 321 00:18:39,889 --> 00:18:42,187 Come on, cheer up, Rick. 322 00:18:42,725 --> 00:18:43,783 Could be worse. 323 00:18:43,860 --> 00:18:44,849 How? 324 00:18:44,961 --> 00:18:46,656 Rick-san, we are ready. 325 00:18:48,998 --> 00:18:50,932 Rick-san, we are ready. 326 00:18:51,134 --> 00:18:54,001 Ready for what? Go on home. 327 00:18:55,939 --> 00:18:59,340 Rick-san, you are our home. 328 00:19:00,176 --> 00:19:04,044 Ladies, look, the con is over. Now, beat it. 329 00:19:04,347 --> 00:19:07,214 You are angry. You wish a massage? 330 00:19:08,151 --> 00:19:09,778 I wish you to get lost. 331 00:19:10,954 --> 00:19:12,285 Wait a minute. I get it. 332 00:19:13,123 --> 00:19:15,353 Mac didn't pay you off, right? 333 00:19:15,658 --> 00:19:18,456 Well, forget it, 'cause you're looking at one broke guy, so... 334 00:19:18,528 --> 00:19:19,517 Pay? 335 00:19:20,330 --> 00:19:23,060 Rick-san, you own us. No pay. 336 00:19:23,967 --> 00:19:25,594 What are they talking about? 337 00:19:26,202 --> 00:19:27,863 Bonig-san, old master. 338 00:19:28,404 --> 00:19:31,271 He say we on permanent loan to Rick-san. 339 00:19:32,675 --> 00:19:35,906 Oh, no. T.C., you got to help me. 340 00:19:36,146 --> 00:19:37,135 I already helped you. 341 00:19:37,213 --> 00:19:40,341 I kicked in for airfare and expenses so that Thomas could get your money back. 342 00:19:40,416 --> 00:19:41,644 Now, I've got to split, 343 00:19:41,718 --> 00:19:44,016 go to my job, and try to get some of my money back. 344 00:19:44,087 --> 00:19:45,714 See you. Wait a minute. 345 00:19:45,788 --> 00:19:47,585 What am I gonna do? Do? 346 00:19:47,790 --> 00:19:48,984 T. C: Oh, do. 347 00:19:49,726 --> 00:19:51,023 I don't know. 348 00:19:51,094 --> 00:19:52,083 But... 349 00:19:52,495 --> 00:19:54,861 Look, Rick, you can come up with something. I mean, 350 00:19:54,931 --> 00:19:57,491 you take three helpless, 351 00:19:57,567 --> 00:20:00,092 naive, misinformed young ladies, 352 00:20:00,436 --> 00:20:03,803 who are being mistreated by the cold, cruel world. 353 00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:08,534 Surely, there must be a champion for them somewhere. 354 00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:15,846 Oh, my God! 355 00:20:16,986 --> 00:20:19,216 Hi, Higgins. Want a massage? 356 00:20:20,256 --> 00:20:22,087 What are you doing here? 357 00:20:23,660 --> 00:20:25,059 Who are these women? 358 00:20:26,596 --> 00:20:28,120 Where's Magnum? 359 00:20:30,667 --> 00:20:31,656 Magnum? 360 00:20:34,571 --> 00:20:35,663 Shh. 361 00:20:35,738 --> 00:20:39,037 Magnum, come out here immediately. 362 00:20:41,778 --> 00:20:43,143 Oh. 363 00:20:43,713 --> 00:20:45,442 Oh, oh. 364 00:20:51,521 --> 00:20:54,354 My sister loves little room that make rain. 365 00:20:57,327 --> 00:20:58,316 Quite. 366 00:20:59,429 --> 00:21:02,626 What the bloody blazes is going on here? 367 00:21:03,233 --> 00:21:05,997 Higgins. Sakiko, Tuzuei, 368 00:21:06,803 --> 00:21:09,033 and your friend in the shower is Tamiko. 369 00:21:09,606 --> 00:21:12,268 I have the great pleasure of owning these chicks. 370 00:21:13,076 --> 00:21:15,340 You own them? Mmm-hmm. 371 00:21:15,511 --> 00:21:17,809 I demand to know Magnum's whereabouts. 372 00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:20,678 He went to find Mac, who sold me these here babes. 373 00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:23,275 You see, I thought I was buying a boat, 374 00:21:23,453 --> 00:21:24,977 but Mac went to Frisco and... 375 00:21:25,054 --> 00:21:26,612 Get out of here at once. 376 00:21:26,689 --> 00:21:27,747 Wait a minute, Higgins. 377 00:21:27,824 --> 00:21:30,725 Thomas told me that we could stay here for a few days once you heard the problem. 378 00:21:30,793 --> 00:21:32,658 Problem? Problem? What problem? 379 00:21:32,729 --> 00:21:36,961 I just don't have enough room at home for all of my slaves. 380 00:21:37,467 --> 00:21:41,198 I am disgusted and ashamed as a Western man at your lack of moral character. 381 00:21:41,471 --> 00:21:45,032 How dare you, as a civilized man, presume to... 382 00:21:45,108 --> 00:21:48,043 To own their services? Stop that. Get out now. 383 00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:52,575 I guess you won't be wanting that massage. 384 00:21:52,649 --> 00:21:53,638 Out. 385 00:21:53,716 --> 00:21:56,207 All right. But then where, Higgins? 386 00:21:56,586 --> 00:21:57,746 Immigration? 387 00:21:57,854 --> 00:21:59,321 What about immigration? 388 00:21:59,455 --> 00:22:02,686 Exactly what I said. These girls are illegals. 389 00:22:03,059 --> 00:22:05,584 Which means that they'll be sent back to their former owner. 390 00:22:05,928 --> 00:22:08,658 But if that's the way you want it... 391 00:22:12,268 --> 00:22:13,599 Tamiko. 392 00:22:15,571 --> 00:22:17,801 When did you say Magnum would be back? 393 00:22:17,874 --> 00:22:21,173 He better be back tomorrow or none of it's gonna make any difference. 394 00:22:22,078 --> 00:22:23,067 Well, 395 00:22:24,213 --> 00:22:25,612 if there's no chance of them staying here, 396 00:22:25,682 --> 00:22:27,673 I guess I'll just have to make room upstairs for them 397 00:22:27,750 --> 00:22:28,944 in the club or something. 398 00:22:29,018 --> 00:22:31,009 Well, of course, I can't allow that. 399 00:22:38,961 --> 00:22:42,192 Well, I suppose they can stay here for the time being. 400 00:22:42,565 --> 00:22:46,968 Hopefully, my fluency in Japanese will facilitate a rapid deprogramming. 401 00:22:47,970 --> 00:22:51,406 And then I shall begin their enlightenment as to Western democratic philosophies 402 00:22:51,474 --> 00:22:53,066 regarding human rights. 403 00:22:53,142 --> 00:22:55,167 Until Magnum brings back Mac. Precisely. 404 00:22:55,244 --> 00:22:57,576 It please you that we stay here, Rick-san? 405 00:22:57,814 --> 00:23:00,942 Sakiko, you don't have to please me anymore. 406 00:23:02,352 --> 00:23:04,115 Higgins-san is your master now. 407 00:23:04,187 --> 00:23:06,155 They do not have a master. 408 00:23:13,529 --> 00:23:14,723 Sakiko-san... 409 00:23:33,116 --> 00:23:35,710 Boy, you sure got a way with words. 410 00:23:41,391 --> 00:23:44,360 T.C., I want a shower 411 00:23:44,427 --> 00:23:46,395 and something to eat beside lemons. 412 00:23:47,196 --> 00:23:50,495 Plus, I've only had three hours sleep in an airport lounge. 413 00:23:50,566 --> 00:23:53,729 What's wrong with the hotel I got you? The Bridgeside Inn? 414 00:23:53,803 --> 00:23:56,169 There's no Bridgeside Inn in San Francisco. 415 00:23:56,339 --> 00:23:58,330 Of course not. It's in Salinas. 416 00:23:58,408 --> 00:24:01,070 Never mind that. Sleep is sleep. Death is forever. 417 00:24:01,144 --> 00:24:03,339 Did you find Mac? - No. 418 00:24:03,413 --> 00:24:04,971 That's it. I'm in the archives. 419 00:24:05,047 --> 00:24:08,676 Rick, you're not in the archives. I traced Mac to a podiatrist's office. 420 00:24:08,751 --> 00:24:10,878 He just skipped to Tahoe before I could nab him. 421 00:24:10,953 --> 00:24:12,318 Go to Tahoe. 422 00:24:16,392 --> 00:24:19,589 I guess you better book me a car to Tahoe. 423 00:24:19,962 --> 00:24:23,159 Ultra-luxury, luxury, economy, 424 00:24:23,232 --> 00:24:26,963 demi-economy, compact, sub-compact 425 00:24:27,036 --> 00:24:29,163 or our cut-rate special? 426 00:24:29,238 --> 00:24:30,500 Cut-rate special. 427 00:24:30,973 --> 00:24:34,204 I would have figured you for at least the demi-economy. 428 00:24:34,444 --> 00:24:35,536 Lemon? 429 00:24:39,849 --> 00:24:42,317 Got some paying customers coming to the office. 430 00:24:42,652 --> 00:24:44,620 Moonlight in Maui. 431 00:24:44,921 --> 00:24:46,218 See you later. 432 00:24:49,759 --> 00:24:51,954 Bye. Yeah, bye. 433 00:25:26,729 --> 00:25:31,496 Judging from your telephone conversation, we have something in common. 434 00:25:32,768 --> 00:25:36,704 You see, I, too, have much to discuss with the man you call Mac. 435 00:25:37,807 --> 00:25:38,899 Who are you? 436 00:25:40,376 --> 00:25:41,570 What do you want? 437 00:25:41,644 --> 00:25:44,272 You have received some stolen goods from James Bonig. 438 00:25:44,614 --> 00:25:46,206 Property of my Uncle Kanki. 439 00:25:46,616 --> 00:25:47,810 Three young ladies. 440 00:25:47,884 --> 00:25:49,476 I don't know what you're talking about. 441 00:25:57,593 --> 00:26:01,620 This is Yakira. For many years he was a master chef in Tokyo. 442 00:26:01,898 --> 00:26:04,264 At what I believe you call a Japanese steak house? 443 00:26:09,105 --> 00:26:10,504 Where are the girls? 444 00:26:11,140 --> 00:26:13,506 What makes you think Mac left the broads with me? 445 00:26:13,576 --> 00:26:16,875 Well, you see, Mac left us in somewhat of a hurry. 446 00:26:17,179 --> 00:26:19,204 He even forgot his clothes. 447 00:26:20,049 --> 00:26:21,346 Oh, and this. 448 00:26:22,652 --> 00:26:23,914 "Congratulations. 449 00:26:23,986 --> 00:26:27,478 "You have won dinner for two at Honolulu's famed King Kamehameha Club. 450 00:26:27,557 --> 00:26:29,957 "Courtesy of Orville Wright, Manager." 451 00:27:12,768 --> 00:27:13,757 Stop. 452 00:27:14,070 --> 00:27:16,368 Stop this instant, please. 453 00:27:17,540 --> 00:27:19,440 Leave this room, now. 454 00:27:20,910 --> 00:27:23,071 The rain is falling for you, Higgins-san. 455 00:27:23,145 --> 00:27:25,511 I am ready to wash your back. - No. 456 00:27:25,581 --> 00:27:30,951 Sakiko, in America, in most all of Western civilization, we have a curious tradition. 457 00:27:31,020 --> 00:27:32,248 We bathe alone. 458 00:27:32,321 --> 00:27:34,016 Then how you wash your back? 459 00:27:34,156 --> 00:27:35,987 Sakiko, please. 460 00:27:36,525 --> 00:27:38,959 Take your sisters away and wait for me in the study. 461 00:27:39,028 --> 00:27:41,428 We will begin our lesson shortly. 462 00:27:41,597 --> 00:27:43,224 You are unhappy. 463 00:27:43,499 --> 00:27:45,797 It is a dishonor not to please master. 464 00:27:45,868 --> 00:27:47,836 But I am not your master. 465 00:27:48,037 --> 00:27:52,531 You are your own master and you may do anything you wish. Do you understand? 466 00:28:01,984 --> 00:28:03,451 We understand. 467 00:28:03,519 --> 00:28:04,645 Splendid. 468 00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:09,350 Higgins-san, would you like your breakfast before little room of rain or after? 469 00:28:16,165 --> 00:28:19,225 Yes, operator, person to person. Collect. 470 00:28:20,202 --> 00:28:22,966 Yes, that's right, Theodore Calvin. 471 00:28:23,873 --> 00:28:26,273 Who? Oh, who. This is... 472 00:28:26,942 --> 00:28:29,376 Hello, Dad? Yeah, I've been meaning to call you, but I... 473 00:28:29,445 --> 00:28:30,434 Hi, T.C. 474 00:28:31,180 --> 00:28:32,545 T. C: Magnum, where are you? 475 00:28:32,682 --> 00:28:33,671 Tahoe. 476 00:28:33,749 --> 00:28:34,841 Did you find Mac? 477 00:28:34,917 --> 00:28:36,384 No, I didn't find Mac and I'm afraid 478 00:28:36,452 --> 00:28:40,650 Rick has just run out of luck. He's gonna have to go to Ice Pick and explain. 479 00:28:40,723 --> 00:28:42,588 I mean, I am not going to run around 480 00:28:42,658 --> 00:28:45,821 from airport to airport, tracking down leads, 481 00:28:45,895 --> 00:28:48,056 renting cars, borrowing phones. 482 00:28:48,130 --> 00:28:49,119 You've got to. 483 00:28:49,732 --> 00:28:51,666 Why? Give me one good reason why. 484 00:28:52,935 --> 00:28:54,869 Because it's more than Ice Pick. 485 00:28:56,372 --> 00:28:57,930 Rick's in real trouble now. 486 00:28:58,007 --> 00:28:59,804 With who, his daughter Hilda? 487 00:29:00,476 --> 00:29:02,239 Worse. Yakuza. 488 00:29:04,213 --> 00:29:06,579 They roughed him up real bad last night looking for the girls. 489 00:29:07,750 --> 00:29:08,774 Is he okay? 490 00:29:08,851 --> 00:29:10,819 Yeah, after about three hours in emergency. 491 00:29:11,153 --> 00:29:13,348 But those chumps are gonna try to jack him up again, 492 00:29:13,422 --> 00:29:16,050 so you've got to try to find Mac and straighten things out. 493 00:29:17,660 --> 00:29:20,823 Well, Mac did stop here briefly to see a ski instructor, 494 00:29:20,896 --> 00:29:22,659 but she said he went to Long Beach. 495 00:29:22,765 --> 00:29:26,257 Long Beach? Say, maybe there really is a lady named Leeann. 496 00:29:26,335 --> 00:29:27,529 You've got to find Mac. 497 00:29:27,603 --> 00:29:29,969 Well, I'll try. Could you send me some... 498 00:29:34,877 --> 00:29:35,866 Linda, 499 00:29:37,046 --> 00:29:39,514 could you book me a car, Long Beach? 500 00:29:39,582 --> 00:29:42,483 Ultra-luxury, luxury, economy, 501 00:29:42,551 --> 00:29:46,112 demi-economy, compact, sub-compact 502 00:29:46,188 --> 00:29:47,883 or the cut-rate special? 503 00:29:50,459 --> 00:29:52,393 I'll have the demi-economy. 504 00:29:52,728 --> 00:29:54,059 You sure? 505 00:29:54,130 --> 00:29:56,496 Yeah. Demi-economy. 506 00:29:56,565 --> 00:29:58,556 Okay. It's up to you. 507 00:29:59,435 --> 00:30:02,893 Frankly, you could have gotten the same car with the cut-rate special. 508 00:30:04,974 --> 00:30:06,100 Lemon? 509 00:30:06,842 --> 00:30:09,367 No man may possess you, 510 00:30:10,479 --> 00:30:13,937 and no man has the right 511 00:30:14,183 --> 00:30:16,413 to deny you freedom of choice. 512 00:30:17,686 --> 00:30:22,646 This was first guaranteed by the Magna Carta in 1215 and... 513 00:30:22,725 --> 00:30:24,215 Please, Higgins-san. 514 00:30:25,227 --> 00:30:27,491 Your sisters are not following the English text? 515 00:30:27,563 --> 00:30:30,760 Oh, no, they understand words but not the meaning. 516 00:30:31,133 --> 00:30:33,499 If we are free to make our own choices, 517 00:30:34,069 --> 00:30:36,970 then why do you say we are not free to serve our master? 518 00:30:38,107 --> 00:30:40,667 Sakiko, it rather defeats the purpose of freedom 519 00:30:40,743 --> 00:30:43,871 if one freely chooses to be enslaved. 520 00:30:44,980 --> 00:30:49,417 In your free West, it is good to dishonor one's father? 521 00:30:49,485 --> 00:30:52,454 Certainly not. Why do you ask? 522 00:30:53,055 --> 00:30:56,286 When we were young, Kanki, great man of Tokyo, 523 00:30:56,358 --> 00:30:59,259 saved our father's honor by giving him land and money. 524 00:30:59,562 --> 00:31:03,589 As payment, he take three girl children, be our master. 525 00:31:04,099 --> 00:31:05,430 Good, yes? 526 00:31:06,602 --> 00:31:09,264 You happy with the arrangement? 527 00:31:10,406 --> 00:31:13,204 It is great honor to serve owner who is Yakuza. 528 00:31:13,676 --> 00:31:16,736 And it is happiness to honor dead father's wishes. 529 00:31:17,479 --> 00:31:20,107 If we now say we are not owned, 530 00:31:20,182 --> 00:31:21,911 it is saying that he did wrong. 531 00:31:23,686 --> 00:31:27,122 Your father did do you a disservice, Sakiko. I'm sorry. 532 00:31:27,189 --> 00:31:30,056 I'm sure he saw no harm in the transaction, but... 533 00:31:33,996 --> 00:31:35,361 Excuse me. 534 00:31:43,472 --> 00:31:45,235 Zeus, Apollo, stay. 535 00:31:47,176 --> 00:31:49,110 I demand to know what you're doing here. 536 00:31:49,178 --> 00:31:52,011 I was most emphatic in asking you not to... 537 00:31:52,715 --> 00:31:54,444 My God, what on earth happened? 538 00:31:54,516 --> 00:31:57,542 A couple of master chefs tried to stir-fry my fingers. 539 00:31:57,620 --> 00:31:59,747 Yakuza, no doubt. - How'd you know? 540 00:32:00,723 --> 00:32:02,020 Well, they're after the girls, 541 00:32:02,091 --> 00:32:03,991 so we thought we better get over here and check things out. 542 00:32:04,059 --> 00:32:06,892 I assure you they'll be quite safe here with me and the lads. 543 00:32:06,962 --> 00:32:09,260 Yeah, well, the guy that Mac stole them from in Tokyo is... 544 00:32:09,331 --> 00:32:12,198 Yes, Kanki. Evidently he's very powerful and feared. 545 00:32:12,301 --> 00:32:14,826 That's great. That is just great. 546 00:32:14,904 --> 00:32:17,771 Thomas goes halfway across the mainland tracing Mac, 547 00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:20,673 and by the time he gets back it's not gonna mean anything anyway. 548 00:32:20,743 --> 00:32:23,268 Higgins-san? Please forgive. 549 00:32:23,646 --> 00:32:26,274 We would like to hear more Western freedom lesson, 550 00:32:26,348 --> 00:32:28,179 if you would honor us as teacher. 551 00:32:28,350 --> 00:32:31,046 Yes. Yes, very good, Sakiko. 552 00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:33,680 Go and review your material on the Magna Carta. 553 00:32:34,023 --> 00:32:35,888 T. C: The Magna Carta? 554 00:32:36,191 --> 00:32:38,489 Why are you telling them that stuff, Higgins? 555 00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:41,859 Why don't you tell them about the Emancipation Proclamation, 556 00:32:41,931 --> 00:32:43,455 the Declaration of Independence? 557 00:32:43,532 --> 00:32:46,399 One must begin with the origins of democratic principle. 558 00:32:46,468 --> 00:32:48,368 Those documents are simply ambiguous restatements 559 00:32:48,437 --> 00:32:50,132 of the Magna Carta philosophy. 560 00:32:50,205 --> 00:32:51,399 In your opinion. 561 00:32:51,473 --> 00:32:53,202 And my opinion is the only one that matters in this instant. 562 00:32:54,376 --> 00:32:56,606 Now, please go before you bring them down on the very ones 563 00:32:56,679 --> 00:32:57,839 you want to protect. 564 00:32:57,913 --> 00:32:59,574 - Go. - Higgins-san? 565 00:32:59,682 --> 00:33:01,377 Please do not be offended. 566 00:33:01,517 --> 00:33:04,918 But if Western freedom such a wonderful thing, 567 00:33:05,587 --> 00:33:08,283 then why you get mad at each other about it? 568 00:33:18,667 --> 00:33:20,396 T. C: The Magna Carta. 569 00:33:20,736 --> 00:33:23,000 I bet you he tells them he was there at the signing. 570 00:33:23,072 --> 00:33:25,097 Look, get me downtown, will you? 571 00:33:25,174 --> 00:33:27,039 I got to see Ice Pick and I got to see him fast. 572 00:33:27,209 --> 00:33:30,508 Ice Pick? Asian hoods aren't enough for you? 573 00:33:30,579 --> 00:33:33,377 Will you cut it out? I told you before, Ice Pick's not a problem. 574 00:33:33,449 --> 00:33:36,941 As a matter of fact, I'm gonna ask him to protect me from the Yakuza. 575 00:33:37,019 --> 00:33:40,011 He will. I mean a lot to that old guy. 576 00:33:42,491 --> 00:33:44,152 He's a lot like my dad. 577 00:33:46,862 --> 00:33:48,090 Hi. - Hi. 578 00:33:48,397 --> 00:33:50,865 Donny, right? No, Thomas. 579 00:33:51,467 --> 00:33:54,527 Thomas? Well, that's nice. Strong. 580 00:33:54,603 --> 00:33:58,130 It's not intimidating. I like it. Come in. 581 00:34:00,075 --> 00:34:02,566 I'm looking for Leeann. 582 00:34:02,644 --> 00:34:04,509 Well, you've got her. 583 00:34:08,784 --> 00:34:11,275 You can change up there while I put on your tapes. 584 00:34:11,353 --> 00:34:13,344 What do you use, audio or video? 585 00:34:14,523 --> 00:34:16,582 I think you have me confused with someone else. 586 00:34:17,359 --> 00:34:20,123 You mean you're not Donny, the aerobics instructor 587 00:34:20,195 --> 00:34:21,753 who's come to work on my legs? 588 00:34:21,830 --> 00:34:23,388 No, my name's Thomas. 589 00:34:23,766 --> 00:34:27,065 If you leave quietly, I won't have to call the police. 590 00:34:27,236 --> 00:34:29,636 You don't understand. 591 00:34:29,872 --> 00:34:33,569 I do understand that you came in here trying to impersonate an aerobics instructor. 592 00:34:33,642 --> 00:34:38,102 I'm not impersonating anybody. I'm a friend of a friend of yours. 593 00:34:38,180 --> 00:34:40,444 Who? Jim Bonig. 594 00:34:40,783 --> 00:34:42,614 I don't know any Jim Bonig. 595 00:34:44,353 --> 00:34:45,650 Neville Thompson? 596 00:34:47,423 --> 00:34:48,481 Joe Travis? 597 00:34:48,557 --> 00:34:50,388 I'm gonna give you until a count of three. 598 00:34:50,459 --> 00:34:51,653 I call him Mac. 599 00:34:51,727 --> 00:34:54,696 One... No, you have to know him, he's about this tall. 600 00:34:54,830 --> 00:34:56,730 ...two... He's got an impish smile. 601 00:34:56,799 --> 00:34:58,596 He said you gave him a boat. 602 00:35:00,135 --> 00:35:02,695 Eddie? Yeah, Eddie! 603 00:35:03,872 --> 00:35:08,309 Why didn't you say so? Well, come in. Sit down. 604 00:35:08,877 --> 00:35:11,277 Yeah, he was just here. Oh, he was? 605 00:35:11,346 --> 00:35:14,838 Uh, do you know where he went? It's very important that I get in touch with him. 606 00:35:14,917 --> 00:35:18,080 Yeah. Yeah, he was trying to outrun this guy. 607 00:35:18,253 --> 00:35:19,948 You're not gonna believe this. 608 00:35:20,022 --> 00:35:23,423 This guy, this supposed friend of his... 609 00:35:23,525 --> 00:35:28,019 What did he call him? It was like a gun. Uh, Derringer or something. 610 00:35:28,730 --> 00:35:32,996 Anyway, poor Eddie brings these three orphan girls over to Hawaii from Japan 611 00:35:33,068 --> 00:35:35,969 where he tries to get them adopted. And this guy... 612 00:35:36,038 --> 00:35:39,269 I wish I could remember his name. It wasn't Winchester... 613 00:35:39,341 --> 00:35:40,330 Magnum. 614 00:35:41,343 --> 00:35:45,507 Yeah. Yeah, that's it. Why, do you know him? 615 00:35:45,681 --> 00:35:47,706 Well, yeah, sort of. 616 00:35:47,783 --> 00:35:51,685 Well, anyway, this creep, Magnum, he tries to get these girls deported. 617 00:35:51,753 --> 00:35:53,482 Just because he's jealous of Eddie. 618 00:35:53,555 --> 00:35:55,750 Jealous of Eddie? Yeah. 619 00:35:55,824 --> 00:35:57,519 Well, it happens all the time. 620 00:35:58,127 --> 00:36:00,254 Anyway, so he had to have the boat 621 00:36:00,329 --> 00:36:02,559 to prove that he was this upstanding citizen 622 00:36:02,631 --> 00:36:05,600 and was able to take care of these girls until he could get them adopted. 623 00:36:05,667 --> 00:36:06,998 So, you gave it to him. 624 00:36:07,069 --> 00:36:10,266 Yeah. Well, he paid me almost half of what it was worth. 625 00:36:11,106 --> 00:36:14,075 Anyway, if you want to find him, you'll have to go to Hawaii. 626 00:36:14,409 --> 00:36:15,967 You see, there was this, 627 00:36:16,378 --> 00:36:19,745 this other little misunderstanding. 628 00:36:20,449 --> 00:36:22,610 You see, the Marshals have the boat. 629 00:36:22,684 --> 00:36:24,948 Yeah, but I called them and they're gonna hand it over to him. 630 00:36:25,020 --> 00:36:27,147 Hmm. Hawaii. 631 00:36:30,559 --> 00:36:33,050 Well, wait. Where are you going? 632 00:36:34,963 --> 00:36:35,952 Hawaii. 633 00:36:37,399 --> 00:36:40,129 Does this mean that you're not going to work on my legs? 634 00:36:40,202 --> 00:36:42,033 I gotta break both your legs. 635 00:36:42,271 --> 00:36:44,762 Oh, but nice clean breaks. 636 00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:46,398 But you know my boys. 637 00:36:46,842 --> 00:36:48,070 They're experts. 638 00:36:49,211 --> 00:36:51,771 Ice Pick, I told you, Thomas will get your cash back. 639 00:36:52,581 --> 00:36:54,776 Right now, I need your protection. 640 00:36:54,850 --> 00:36:56,977 Right now, you need 25 G's. 641 00:36:57,052 --> 00:37:00,886 I thought we sort of had a father-and-son relationship. 642 00:37:02,691 --> 00:37:04,090 I even took Hilda out. 643 00:37:04,159 --> 00:37:07,060 That's another thing. She said you got fresh. 644 00:37:07,129 --> 00:37:10,098 Ice Pick, I swear I wasn't. I wouldn't touch her. She's a... 645 00:37:10,165 --> 00:37:11,655 I want the whole thing. 646 00:37:11,733 --> 00:37:13,428 It's an unprotected loan. 647 00:37:13,535 --> 00:37:15,662 You get it by Friday, no problem! 648 00:37:15,837 --> 00:37:17,202 You don't... 649 00:37:19,007 --> 00:37:21,168 Now, wait a minute... You wait a minute. 650 00:37:21,243 --> 00:37:22,938 I gave you what you asked for. 651 00:37:23,011 --> 00:37:25,002 You let me down. Now, that hurts. 652 00:37:27,783 --> 00:37:30,308 Rick, I can't show any favoritism. 653 00:37:30,519 --> 00:37:32,043 It's bad for business. 654 00:37:33,388 --> 00:37:36,414 Don't worry, I'll pick up the hospital bills. 655 00:37:37,859 --> 00:37:41,192 Yeah, well what about my airfare? Where? 656 00:37:41,263 --> 00:37:42,958 Where? Home. I want to go home. 657 00:37:43,031 --> 00:37:45,022 Don't worry. I'll put it on T.C. 's card. 658 00:37:45,100 --> 00:37:47,591 What I want to know is, did you find Mac? 659 00:37:47,669 --> 00:37:50,399 No. But I found Leeann. 660 00:37:50,472 --> 00:37:53,270 She's not gonna save me from Ice Pick and the Yakuza. 661 00:37:53,342 --> 00:37:55,173 Maybe she is. How, how? 662 00:37:55,244 --> 00:37:57,974 Look, calm down, Rick. I think your troubles are over. 663 00:37:58,046 --> 00:38:00,606 My life is over. No, it's not. 664 00:38:00,682 --> 00:38:04,209 Mac was here. He saw Leeann. And he bought the Miss Leeann back from her. 665 00:38:04,286 --> 00:38:06,049 With Ice Pick's and my money. 666 00:38:06,121 --> 00:38:08,783 But don't you see, that means he's coming back for the boat. 667 00:38:08,857 --> 00:38:12,088 See, Leeann called the Marshals' office, she dropped the charges, 668 00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:15,095 and then she gave them permission to release the boat to Mac when he gets in. 669 00:38:15,163 --> 00:38:18,496 Well, then that means that Mac's also coming back for the girls. 670 00:38:18,567 --> 00:38:21,934 Hopefully. Thank God. I got a shot at living. 671 00:38:22,404 --> 00:38:24,702 I'm gonna kill him. Bye. 672 00:38:30,212 --> 00:38:33,375 $69.95 for a demi-economy? 673 00:38:33,448 --> 00:38:36,246 Yes, but that includes gas, mileage, 674 00:38:36,318 --> 00:38:39,344 a stereo cassette player and a free Julio Iglesias tape. 675 00:38:39,421 --> 00:38:43,380 Yeah, but the other girl said you get the same thing with the cut-rate special. 676 00:38:43,458 --> 00:38:46,655 Oh, but with the cut-rate special you don't get the stereo cassette player 677 00:38:46,728 --> 00:38:48,753 and the free Julio Iglesias tape. 678 00:38:49,131 --> 00:38:50,291 Oh. 679 00:38:50,465 --> 00:38:52,365 Don't forget your lemon, sir. 680 00:39:19,328 --> 00:39:21,057 I bet he won't even let us in. 681 00:39:21,129 --> 00:39:22,528 He's got to. 682 00:39:22,597 --> 00:39:25,088 Mac's gotta come here looking for the girls, and when he does, 683 00:39:25,167 --> 00:39:26,725 that's when we nab him. 684 00:39:26,802 --> 00:39:28,667 Yeah, but even if you get the boat back, 685 00:39:28,737 --> 00:39:30,898 how will you pay Ice Pick by Friday? 686 00:39:32,007 --> 00:39:35,534 That's what I'm hoping that Higgins'll let me talk to Robin Masters about. 687 00:39:36,712 --> 00:39:38,145 Dream on. 688 00:39:38,447 --> 00:39:39,937 Quite. 689 00:39:52,094 --> 00:39:54,494 What is going on? How dare... 690 00:39:55,263 --> 00:39:57,288 Please don't be alarmed, Mr. Higgins. 691 00:39:57,566 --> 00:40:00,228 We're friends of Rick's. Nagosho, remember? 692 00:40:00,535 --> 00:40:03,026 And, of course, you... Yeah, Yakira. I know. 693 00:40:03,105 --> 00:40:05,369 Higgins, don't reach for the phone. 694 00:40:05,507 --> 00:40:08,533 We're quite positive that our girls hide on this estate. 695 00:40:10,045 --> 00:40:11,034 Please. 696 00:40:11,380 --> 00:40:13,678 Save us the trouble of searching for them. 697 00:40:45,847 --> 00:40:49,681 I have never seen such a craven display of cowardice in my entire life. 698 00:40:49,751 --> 00:40:51,412 He wasn't going to slice and dice your fingers. 699 00:40:51,486 --> 00:40:53,818 What are a few digits compared to one's honor 700 00:40:53,889 --> 00:40:56,016 and the safety of three helpless girls? 701 00:40:56,091 --> 00:40:57,080 And Mac. 702 00:40:57,159 --> 00:41:00,686 Besides, we don't know for sure that he was taking them to the boat. 703 00:41:00,762 --> 00:41:04,220 Well, anyway, that's probably the first place they're gonna look for them. 704 00:41:04,332 --> 00:41:06,493 Nevertheless... 705 00:41:10,071 --> 00:41:12,130 What's that? A ringing telephone. 706 00:41:12,207 --> 00:41:14,141 I know that. They cut the lines. 707 00:41:14,209 --> 00:41:16,439 There are no lines on a cordless. 708 00:41:16,511 --> 00:41:19,378 That's great. We're in no position to answer it anyway. 709 00:41:19,448 --> 00:41:23,043 No, not us. Zeus, Apollo, phone! 710 00:41:30,859 --> 00:41:32,417 Higgins, Higgins? 711 00:41:32,494 --> 00:41:34,519 Yes, Magnum. Are you back? 712 00:41:34,596 --> 00:41:38,999 Well, that's all relative, Higgins. I'm just half back. I'm at the airport. 713 00:41:39,067 --> 00:41:41,695 The same airport where Rick and T.C. Were supposed to pick me up. 714 00:41:41,770 --> 00:41:43,328 They can't. They're indisposed. 715 00:41:43,405 --> 00:41:45,737 You might say they're tied up at the moment. 716 00:41:45,807 --> 00:41:48,002 Well, so am I, doing Rick's favors. 717 00:41:48,076 --> 00:41:49,771 Well, I'm afraid you're going to have to do one more. 718 00:41:49,845 --> 00:41:51,176 To make a long story short, 719 00:41:51,246 --> 00:41:54,374 Mac and the three girls are probably at this moment at the Miss Leeann. 720 00:41:54,483 --> 00:41:56,383 Good. They can have it. 721 00:41:56,451 --> 00:41:57,975 And Rick can go get Mac himself. 722 00:41:58,053 --> 00:42:01,318 He would if he could. You see, Magnum, we're all tied up 723 00:42:01,389 --> 00:42:04,756 by those two Yakuza chaps, who at this moment are on their way to the Miss Leeann 724 00:42:04,826 --> 00:42:06,919 to kidnap those three homeless waifs. 725 00:42:06,995 --> 00:42:08,860 Magnum, you must go there and stop them. 726 00:42:08,930 --> 00:42:11,558 Well, yeah, but... You must. We'll be there as soon as possible. 727 00:42:11,633 --> 00:42:13,658 As soon as Zeus unties my bonds. 728 00:42:13,735 --> 00:42:15,225 Meanwhile, you must save them. 729 00:42:15,303 --> 00:42:19,603 But, Higgins, I don't have a car, I don't have a gun. 730 00:42:20,876 --> 00:42:22,138 Higgins. 731 00:42:25,113 --> 00:42:26,808 Oh, lemon, sir? 732 00:42:27,782 --> 00:42:28,771 Yes. 733 00:42:32,487 --> 00:42:36,184 One of the other attributes of paradise is that it's home. 734 00:42:36,258 --> 00:42:39,853 I mean, there's nothing wrong with San Francisco or Lake Tahoe or Long Beach. 735 00:42:39,928 --> 00:42:44,024 All nice places. But, after all, there's no place like home. 736 00:42:45,133 --> 00:42:47,067 Except at moments like these. 737 00:42:47,135 --> 00:42:50,536 Long Beach, Tahoe and San Francisco seem a heck of a lot safer. 738 00:42:53,808 --> 00:42:55,935 Sakiko, take your sisters away. 739 00:43:00,382 --> 00:43:01,747 Sakiko, now. 740 00:43:01,816 --> 00:43:03,545 Or you will be punished. 741 00:43:06,555 --> 00:43:09,046 Better do what he says, sweetheart. I'll be okay. 742 00:43:09,691 --> 00:43:10,885 Magna Carta! 743 00:43:32,714 --> 00:43:33,942 Get him, Mac! 744 00:43:34,282 --> 00:43:35,510 Right. 745 00:43:37,485 --> 00:43:38,713 Mac! 746 00:44:17,425 --> 00:44:19,552 Nice work, girls. - Thanks. 747 00:44:19,628 --> 00:44:21,858 When Abraham Lincoln sign Magna Carta, 748 00:44:21,930 --> 00:44:23,727 he make girl children free. 749 00:44:23,798 --> 00:44:28,326 You tell Kanki we stay here in free West, work on our boat. 750 00:44:28,903 --> 00:44:31,895 Because you, dear chap, are trespassing. 751 00:44:42,150 --> 00:44:45,916 Hey, Thomas, I found him doing the dog paddle down the dock. 752 00:44:45,987 --> 00:44:47,716 Boy, am I glad you guys showed up. 753 00:44:47,789 --> 00:44:49,518 I was just on my way to call the cops. 754 00:44:49,591 --> 00:44:51,422 In the water? Where's my money? 755 00:44:51,493 --> 00:44:52,585 Uh, Rick... Money? 756 00:44:52,661 --> 00:44:55,653 Yeah. Because of you, my credit card has been strained to the limit. 757 00:44:55,730 --> 00:44:58,221 As is my patience. Talk, Mac. 758 00:44:58,299 --> 00:44:59,357 Okay, okay. 759 00:44:59,434 --> 00:45:02,995 How dare you sell Rick these poor, defenseless girls? 760 00:45:03,538 --> 00:45:05,836 Sell them? Come on. 761 00:45:05,907 --> 00:45:07,738 What kind of a sleaze do you think I am? 762 00:45:07,809 --> 00:45:09,367 Is this multiple choice? 763 00:45:09,444 --> 00:45:13,039 Guys, guys, guys. Look, the whole truth of the matter is that 764 00:45:13,114 --> 00:45:16,413 I sneaked these girls away from this big Yakuza guy in Tokyo. 765 00:45:16,484 --> 00:45:18,816 I mean, after all, I've known them since they were little kids. 766 00:45:18,887 --> 00:45:21,378 What kind of a life was it gonna be anyway for these girls? 767 00:45:21,456 --> 00:45:23,321 I mean, later on, slaves to gangsters... 768 00:45:23,391 --> 00:45:25,416 How utterly altruistic of you. 769 00:45:25,493 --> 00:45:26,790 Get to the money part. 770 00:45:26,861 --> 00:45:29,091 Well, I wanted to get these girls their freedom. 771 00:45:29,164 --> 00:45:32,395 But, once I found out that Kanki's boys were after me, well, 772 00:45:32,467 --> 00:45:35,265 I figured the only safe thing to do would be to leave the girls with you all 773 00:45:35,336 --> 00:45:38,567 while I went out and tried to get back the Miss Leeann from Leeann. 774 00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:41,370 With my money. And Ice Pick's. 775 00:45:41,443 --> 00:45:42,705 Oh, don't remind me. 776 00:45:42,777 --> 00:45:46,440 Figuring that once I did that, the girls would have their job, 777 00:45:46,514 --> 00:45:48,778 you could get your investment back, I could make a buck or two 778 00:45:48,850 --> 00:45:51,114 and everybody would live happily ever after. 779 00:45:52,087 --> 00:45:55,887 And you didn't tell me you were gonna go into hock to Ice Pick. That wasn't very bright. 780 00:45:55,957 --> 00:45:58,653 Anyway, now that everything's resolved, she's all yours. 781 00:45:58,727 --> 00:46:01,287 And you can get your money back and pay off Ice Pick. 782 00:46:01,496 --> 00:46:03,430 And me. And you. 783 00:46:03,665 --> 00:46:05,895 And me. And you. 784 00:46:06,134 --> 00:46:07,192 And them? 785 00:46:07,268 --> 00:46:09,259 Well, they're gonna work on the boat. 786 00:46:09,337 --> 00:46:13,103 I mean, I figure as long as they got jobs, immigration's no problem. 787 00:46:13,341 --> 00:46:17,175 And me, well, I just figured I'd be moseying along. 788 00:46:17,245 --> 00:46:18,269 Mac. 789 00:46:19,547 --> 00:46:21,242 Mac, why? 790 00:46:21,549 --> 00:46:25,144 I mean, why did you try to pull something so dangerous? 791 00:46:25,220 --> 00:46:27,085 So big? Why? 792 00:46:27,455 --> 00:46:29,923 Magnum, I'm glad you asked me that question. 793 00:46:32,660 --> 00:46:34,491 You know, I really don't know why. 794 00:46:34,662 --> 00:46:39,065 Unless it's because, well, maybe I just want to be the kind of guy 795 00:46:39,434 --> 00:46:42,403 that sees the opportunity and takes that big risk. 796 00:46:42,504 --> 00:46:43,766 The kind of guy that... 797 00:46:43,838 --> 00:46:45,066 Hey, Mr. Wong! 798 00:46:45,140 --> 00:46:47,506 How you doing, buddy? Sees his destiny on the horizon, 799 00:46:47,575 --> 00:46:49,702 sets his course, and never, ever, 800 00:46:49,778 --> 00:46:52,679 ever falls asleep at the helm. 801 00:47:18,506 --> 00:47:20,303 An opportunity you won't be able to pass up. 802 00:47:20,375 --> 00:47:22,843 Now, come on, come on. Couldn't we make a deal or something?