1 00:00:04,474 --> 00:00:08,410 Ray is missing and I'm going to need help in finding him. 2 00:00:10,914 --> 00:00:13,280 Magnum, what are you doing with Mr. Masters' binoculars? 3 00:00:13,350 --> 00:00:15,784 Do you deal with Hall of Records a lot? 4 00:00:16,653 --> 00:00:17,711 Next! 5 00:00:17,787 --> 00:00:19,948 Get off the case, Magnum. You're getting in our way. 6 00:00:24,027 --> 00:00:25,426 Ray Jones! 7 00:00:27,797 --> 00:00:29,389 No. Wait a minute. I know her. 8 00:00:29,466 --> 00:00:31,093 I know. She's your sister. No! 9 00:02:40,396 --> 00:02:41,658 Ray? 10 00:02:43,533 --> 00:02:44,522 Ray? 11 00:02:46,903 --> 00:02:49,633 Ray, I knew you'd come back. Ray. Ray, come on. 12 00:02:50,006 --> 00:02:51,997 Come on, sweetie. Where are... 13 00:02:54,544 --> 00:02:57,308 Who are you? What do you want? 14 00:02:57,413 --> 00:02:58,778 Where's Ray Jones? 15 00:03:04,554 --> 00:03:05,782 Get her. 16 00:03:23,806 --> 00:03:25,603 Let's get out of here. 17 00:03:36,586 --> 00:03:38,110 Here in Paradise, 18 00:03:38,188 --> 00:03:41,157 there are at least three different ways of looking at time. 19 00:03:41,224 --> 00:03:43,715 There's the traditional mainland kind of time. 20 00:03:43,793 --> 00:03:47,661 People say, "Let's meet at 8:00. " And that's more or less what they mean. 21 00:03:47,730 --> 00:03:51,427 Then there's Hawaiian time, which is a lot more flexible. 22 00:03:51,568 --> 00:03:55,436 8:00 may mean 7:00 or 9:00 or not at all, 23 00:03:55,505 --> 00:03:58,030 depending on an infinite variety of factors. 24 00:03:58,308 --> 00:04:02,335 However, even in Paradise there's also a time frame 25 00:04:02,412 --> 00:04:06,678 which seems to operate on a mysterious circadian rhythm all its own. 26 00:04:06,749 --> 00:04:08,273 Bureaucratic time. 27 00:04:08,351 --> 00:04:12,651 Roughly, that translates into, "Stand in line until we're ready for you. 28 00:04:12,722 --> 00:04:14,713 "Then do it our way or not at all." 29 00:04:14,791 --> 00:04:18,693 Mr. Matsuda, I have the basic title information that you'll need. 30 00:04:18,761 --> 00:04:22,561 But I think you're going to need to have a new land survey taken. 31 00:04:22,832 --> 00:04:26,290 This early method of determining property lines by natural landmarks 32 00:04:26,369 --> 00:04:28,963 was ruled invalid in 1937. 33 00:04:29,072 --> 00:04:33,668 And this is strictly R-1 zoning. Residential and agricultural use only. 34 00:04:34,410 --> 00:04:35,536 It says so on the title? 35 00:04:35,612 --> 00:04:37,603 Oh, no, but if you'll recall, 36 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:41,980 the Hanaui community outlawed commercial zoning in 1954. 37 00:04:43,086 --> 00:04:45,714 But I'm sure you must be planning to farm the land, right? 38 00:04:45,788 --> 00:04:50,225 Because with an annual crop yield of 22%% above the state average, 39 00:04:50,393 --> 00:04:52,793 now I ask you, what else would you do with it? 40 00:04:52,862 --> 00:04:53,851 Yes. 41 00:04:54,030 --> 00:04:58,694 It's due to the unique soil compound and the near perfect sun-rain ratio. 42 00:04:59,736 --> 00:05:00,828 I'm sorry. 43 00:05:01,404 --> 00:05:04,532 You know all of this or you wouldn't be buying the land. 44 00:05:05,341 --> 00:05:08,208 I thought it would be a nice place for a restaurant. 45 00:05:08,378 --> 00:05:09,538 Good day. 46 00:05:11,848 --> 00:05:15,648 Hey, that's incredible. I mean, did you grow up in Hanaui or something? 47 00:05:16,219 --> 00:05:18,084 Anyone who's ever spent the day there 48 00:05:18,154 --> 00:05:21,055 knows a few vital statistics about the area. 49 00:05:21,791 --> 00:05:22,917 Mr. Magnum. 50 00:05:23,026 --> 00:05:25,153 Ms. Jones, I was wondering 51 00:05:25,228 --> 00:05:28,425 if anybody had been able to get me the file on Nigel Hucksby. 52 00:05:28,498 --> 00:05:30,489 Oh, yes. It's right here. 53 00:05:32,168 --> 00:05:34,728 Mr. Magnum, 54 00:05:34,804 --> 00:05:37,637 I was wondering if I might speak to you privately. 55 00:05:38,574 --> 00:05:39,666 Ms. Jones? 56 00:05:39,742 --> 00:05:40,766 What? 57 00:05:40,843 --> 00:05:42,003 Oh, I'm sorry. 58 00:05:42,078 --> 00:05:44,876 I've forgotten how to get into the classified file. 59 00:05:44,947 --> 00:05:49,475 Karen, please. I have explained this process to you twice. 60 00:05:49,786 --> 00:05:52,277 Would you please try to remember? 61 00:05:52,455 --> 00:05:53,479 First, you... 62 00:05:53,556 --> 00:05:55,854 If you could just give me the Hucksby file. 63 00:05:55,925 --> 00:05:58,189 Mr. Magnum, just one moment. I'm busy. 64 00:05:58,261 --> 00:06:00,661 Well, so am I. I'm trying to save a little girl's life. 65 00:06:01,831 --> 00:06:02,820 No! 66 00:06:02,999 --> 00:06:04,227 Ms. Jones. 67 00:06:04,434 --> 00:06:07,062 Ray! Ray, is it really you? 68 00:06:07,136 --> 00:06:08,330 Of course it's really him. 69 00:06:08,404 --> 00:06:09,666 Do you mind? 70 00:06:09,739 --> 00:06:10,728 Sorry. 71 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:15,040 Ray, where are you? I have been worried half to death. 72 00:06:15,611 --> 00:06:18,876 Well, of course I remember what you said. But you always say that when you leave. 73 00:06:18,948 --> 00:06:20,381 I know you don't mean it. 74 00:06:20,450 --> 00:06:22,918 I'm sorry if I interrupted at a bad time. 75 00:06:23,152 --> 00:06:26,349 No, no. That's okay. Are you new here? 76 00:06:26,422 --> 00:06:28,049 So when am I going to see you, Ray? 77 00:06:28,124 --> 00:06:29,489 Yes, it's my first day. I just transferred from DMV. 78 00:06:29,559 --> 00:06:30,583 I'm Karen Summers. 79 00:06:30,660 --> 00:06:31,752 Thomas Magnum. Hi. 80 00:06:31,828 --> 00:06:32,852 Hi. 81 00:06:32,929 --> 00:06:35,363 Do you deal with Hall of Records a lot? 82 00:06:36,232 --> 00:06:37,722 From time to time. 83 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:38,824 Good. 84 00:06:38,901 --> 00:06:40,732 Ray, I don't understand what you're saying. 85 00:06:40,803 --> 00:06:42,896 You are saying never 86 00:06:43,406 --> 00:06:46,933 Means not ever. 87 00:06:47,710 --> 00:06:49,075 I love you, Ray. 88 00:06:49,412 --> 00:06:51,744 Don't do this to me, Ray. Don't... 89 00:06:56,452 --> 00:06:58,317 That was a personal conversation. 90 00:06:58,388 --> 00:06:59,650 We didn't mean to eavesdrop. 91 00:06:59,722 --> 00:07:02,054 If you'd just give me that file, I'd... 92 00:07:02,525 --> 00:07:06,461 You fill out one of these pink Y473s and you take this to security. 93 00:07:06,529 --> 00:07:07,860 It's the same guy! 94 00:07:08,164 --> 00:07:10,564 Ms. Jones, thank you. You may have just helped me find a kidnapper. 95 00:07:10,633 --> 00:07:12,760 Mr. Magnum, please, I... 96 00:07:12,835 --> 00:07:17,295 Oh, about Ray, as usual, everything will be okay. 97 00:07:17,373 --> 00:07:18,362 Bye. 98 00:07:18,441 --> 00:07:19,601 Bye. 99 00:07:23,646 --> 00:07:24,635 Next! 100 00:07:38,461 --> 00:07:41,259 Goal by Nigel Hucksby III from Maui. 101 00:07:41,764 --> 00:07:45,359 Final score, Maui: 4, - 3. 102 00:07:45,601 --> 00:07:49,537 There will be an hour's break before the next match between Fort Shafter... 103 00:08:10,092 --> 00:08:12,754 We took it to the final gun, Cornwallis. 104 00:08:13,029 --> 00:08:15,327 We've no reason to feel ashamed. 105 00:08:16,098 --> 00:08:18,191 They played the white team. We played the white team. 106 00:08:18,267 --> 00:08:19,700 Those were nice passes. 107 00:08:57,273 --> 00:08:58,501 Magnum? 108 00:08:59,775 --> 00:09:00,764 Higgins. 109 00:09:00,843 --> 00:09:02,538 What are you doing with Mr. Masters' binoculars? 110 00:09:02,612 --> 00:09:04,443 They're not Robin's, they're T.C.'s. 111 00:09:04,514 --> 00:09:07,312 And do you mind? I'm staking out little Allison's kidnapper. 112 00:09:07,383 --> 00:09:08,975 You know who... 113 00:09:20,162 --> 00:09:22,357 You know who the kidnapper is? 114 00:09:30,306 --> 00:09:32,035 Now see what you've done? 115 00:09:32,275 --> 00:09:36,234 That's not little Allison's kidnapper. That's Nigel Hucksby III. 116 00:10:09,712 --> 00:10:10,736 Now where is she, Nigel? 117 00:10:10,813 --> 00:10:12,280 What have you done with little Allison? 118 00:10:13,482 --> 00:10:14,642 Little Allison? 119 00:10:16,018 --> 00:10:18,452 She is mature for her age. 120 00:10:27,663 --> 00:10:30,962 I wish Robin had told me that it was little Allison 121 00:10:31,033 --> 00:10:34,093 who kidnapped Nigel and not the other way around. 122 00:10:38,040 --> 00:10:41,737 Thanks so much for rescuing little Allison, Mr. Magnum. 123 00:10:41,811 --> 00:10:42,869 Don't mention it. 124 00:10:42,945 --> 00:10:47,780 And, Jonathan, please tell Robin how grateful I am for everything. 125 00:10:48,150 --> 00:10:49,777 Of course, Mrs. Thurston. 126 00:10:49,852 --> 00:10:51,285 Let's go, Allison. 127 00:10:51,587 --> 00:10:54,988 Oh, Thomas has said that I can live here with him. 128 00:10:55,057 --> 00:10:57,025 What? No... 129 00:10:57,727 --> 00:11:00,252 No, I never said anything like that, Allison. 130 00:11:00,363 --> 00:11:02,490 Little Allison shouldn't be telling her mother stories. 131 00:11:02,565 --> 00:11:06,126 Magnum, really. You shouldn't say things a child can misinterpret. 132 00:11:06,235 --> 00:11:08,760 And Jonathan has offered to take me to Europe. 133 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:12,137 Jonathan? 134 00:11:12,642 --> 00:11:14,269 I never said... 135 00:11:14,777 --> 00:11:16,267 Now, Allison. 136 00:11:16,345 --> 00:11:17,539 Bye-bye, boys. 137 00:11:21,183 --> 00:11:24,778 The next time Robin calls about a little girl lost, 138 00:11:25,421 --> 00:11:27,252 I want current photographs. 139 00:11:27,957 --> 00:11:29,219 Quite. 140 00:11:30,626 --> 00:11:32,116 Oh, I almost forgot. 141 00:11:32,194 --> 00:11:33,661 T.C.'s been calling the main house. 142 00:11:33,729 --> 00:11:36,357 He insists that you return his binoculars today. 143 00:11:36,432 --> 00:11:37,797 Binoculars? 144 00:11:38,434 --> 00:11:42,928 Oh, I'm in no condition now to do anything but sleep. 145 00:11:43,005 --> 00:11:45,769 If he calls again, tell him I'm recuperating. 146 00:12:14,003 --> 00:12:17,803 There are exceptional situations, I suppose, where that can be debated. 147 00:12:18,407 --> 00:12:19,999 Perhaps even refuted. 148 00:12:20,309 --> 00:12:22,800 I understand that Thomas Magnum lives here. 149 00:12:23,279 --> 00:12:26,305 I'm afraid he's in no condition to receive visitors. 150 00:12:27,116 --> 00:12:28,105 Please... 151 00:12:28,484 --> 00:12:31,078 Just tell him Madeline Jones wouldn't be here 152 00:12:31,287 --> 00:12:33,983 if it wasn't a matter of life and death. 153 00:12:39,895 --> 00:12:41,760 Do you think he'll be much longer? 154 00:12:41,831 --> 00:12:44,265 I'm quite certain he'll be here any minute. 155 00:12:51,073 --> 00:12:55,169 It's just that I need to talk to him as soon as possible. 156 00:13:05,254 --> 00:13:07,518 Isn't that the Raskilonovich Maneuver? 157 00:13:08,224 --> 00:13:09,316 What? 158 00:13:10,159 --> 00:13:14,493 The Raskilonovich Maneuver, named after the Russian grandmaster of the 20s. 159 00:13:14,864 --> 00:13:16,422 Isn't that what you just did? 160 00:13:17,133 --> 00:13:19,033 Yeah, I guess so. 161 00:13:20,169 --> 00:13:23,764 I saw a diagram of it once in a book in my dentist's office. 162 00:13:24,540 --> 00:13:28,340 The Raskilonovich Maneuver is one of the most complicated chess moves ever developed 163 00:13:28,410 --> 00:13:32,506 and you picked it up by just leafing through a book in your dentist's office? 164 00:13:33,949 --> 00:13:35,280 Higgins. - Mr. Magnum. 165 00:13:35,351 --> 00:13:36,511 Magnum, wait. 166 00:13:37,153 --> 00:13:38,142 Higgins. 167 00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:39,412 Just a moment, Magnum. 168 00:13:39,488 --> 00:13:41,115 Would you consider showing me that again? 169 00:13:41,190 --> 00:13:42,748 You tricked me! 170 00:13:42,825 --> 00:13:45,191 Magnum, please. This is the opportunity of a lifetime. 171 00:13:45,261 --> 00:13:49,254 You gave me a phony name just to get me over here. 172 00:13:49,331 --> 00:13:51,265 Your name isn't Madeline Jones? 173 00:13:52,168 --> 00:13:55,194 Well, my friends call me Maddie, if that's what you mean. 174 00:13:55,271 --> 00:13:57,432 That's not what I mean and you know it. 175 00:13:57,506 --> 00:13:59,838 You're not Madeline Jones. You're not Maddie Jones. 176 00:13:59,909 --> 00:14:01,433 You're Ms. Jones. 177 00:14:02,845 --> 00:14:04,745 That's what they call me at the office. 178 00:14:04,814 --> 00:14:06,042 Where, Higgins, 179 00:14:06,115 --> 00:14:08,845 where she keeps people standing in line for hours, 180 00:14:08,918 --> 00:14:10,408 takes personal phone calls, 181 00:14:10,486 --> 00:14:13,512 while these same people are waiting for information. And then, Higgins, 182 00:14:13,589 --> 00:14:17,855 then she yells at these same people for trying to be friendly and polite. 183 00:14:17,927 --> 00:14:18,951 Those people being you. 184 00:14:19,028 --> 00:14:20,017 Yes. 185 00:14:20,095 --> 00:14:23,223 Be that as it may, she has reason to believe that her husband's life is in danger. 186 00:14:23,299 --> 00:14:27,235 She is in need of help, and beyond all that, she knows the Raskilonovich Maneuver. 187 00:14:27,303 --> 00:14:28,463 I think you should listen to her. 188 00:14:28,537 --> 00:14:29,629 The what? 189 00:14:29,705 --> 00:14:32,902 Mr. Magnum, Ray is missing. 190 00:14:33,342 --> 00:14:34,741 Ray? Missing? 191 00:14:34,810 --> 00:14:36,402 You just talked to him this morning. 192 00:14:36,478 --> 00:14:40,244 Well, that was the first time I had heard from him in two weeks. 193 00:14:40,749 --> 00:14:41,738 We... 194 00:14:42,585 --> 00:14:46,453 Yeah, but still. I mean, if he called you, that means he's all right. 195 00:14:46,622 --> 00:14:49,182 No, because, see, the only reason he called me 196 00:14:49,258 --> 00:14:50,919 was to tell me to stop looking for him. 197 00:14:50,993 --> 00:14:54,121 I think he was afraid that I was going to get hurt. 198 00:14:54,196 --> 00:14:58,792 Yesterday, these two men broke into our house and they turned it upside down. 199 00:14:59,368 --> 00:15:02,098 Now, I know he's in some kind of trouble. 200 00:15:02,204 --> 00:15:05,002 And I'm going to need help in finding him. 201 00:15:06,175 --> 00:15:07,164 But... 202 00:15:08,644 --> 00:15:09,633 But... 203 00:15:12,882 --> 00:15:14,440 Why me? 204 00:15:15,451 --> 00:15:19,683 I mean, there must be other private investigators who come to you for information. 205 00:15:19,755 --> 00:15:21,552 Why don't you call one of them? 206 00:15:21,624 --> 00:15:23,615 You're the best of a bad lot. 207 00:15:24,627 --> 00:15:26,959 And if you don't help me... 208 00:15:27,029 --> 00:15:29,122 I don't know what I'll do. 209 00:15:33,335 --> 00:15:34,324 Magnum. 210 00:15:45,447 --> 00:15:47,176 Where did you last see him? 211 00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:54,345 Ray usually doesn't leave very much behind when he goes. 212 00:15:54,423 --> 00:15:56,653 You make it sound like it happens on a regular basis. 213 00:15:57,493 --> 00:15:58,687 After our first divorce, 214 00:15:58,761 --> 00:16:01,730 Ray and I agreed on a non-binding marital renewal agreement. 215 00:16:01,797 --> 00:16:04,061 Non-binding? What... Never mind. 216 00:16:04,133 --> 00:16:06,829 It's actually a very liberated concept. 217 00:16:06,936 --> 00:16:10,770 My relationship with Ray is unencumbered by barbaric rituals 218 00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:14,172 and ceremonies designed to keep one of the partners enslaved. 219 00:16:15,778 --> 00:16:17,439 Our first wedding. 220 00:16:18,914 --> 00:16:21,382 "Planned Application Mechanisms 221 00:16:21,784 --> 00:16:25,481 "and Their Utilization in Resolving Goal Conflicts in Infinite Loops"? 222 00:16:25,587 --> 00:16:26,645 Artificial intelligence. 223 00:16:26,722 --> 00:16:29,020 It was... Well, it is Ray's passion. 224 00:16:29,091 --> 00:16:31,025 Programming computers to think like humans. 225 00:16:31,093 --> 00:16:32,185 Basically. 226 00:16:32,294 --> 00:16:36,253 You see, Ray believes that Al, that's artificial intelligence, 227 00:16:36,765 --> 00:16:38,960 can be mankind's next great step forward. 228 00:16:39,034 --> 00:16:42,595 And I think that if anyone can make the breakthrough, my Ray can. 229 00:16:42,938 --> 00:16:44,735 This is what he does for a living. 230 00:16:44,807 --> 00:16:46,934 No. He's a computer programmer. 231 00:16:47,009 --> 00:16:48,636 But he spends all of his spare time on this. 232 00:16:48,711 --> 00:16:49,735 And someday... 233 00:16:49,812 --> 00:16:51,677 Does he have any friends or hobbies? 234 00:16:51,747 --> 00:16:53,078 Well, no friends really. 235 00:16:53,148 --> 00:16:57,346 Oh. Recently he developed an interest in firearms. 236 00:16:57,419 --> 00:16:59,011 He even purchased a hand gun. 237 00:16:59,088 --> 00:17:01,682 He said it relaxed him to go to the target range. 238 00:17:01,757 --> 00:17:05,659 Now, I can't just help but wonder if maybe he wasn't worried about his own safety. 239 00:17:05,728 --> 00:17:06,786 May I keep these? 240 00:17:06,862 --> 00:17:08,523 Yes. But don't lose them, please. 241 00:17:09,431 --> 00:17:10,864 Who did he write programs for? 242 00:17:10,933 --> 00:17:13,128 Uh, retail outlets. Big corporations. 243 00:17:13,302 --> 00:17:16,032 He has a small but prestigious clientele. 244 00:17:17,239 --> 00:17:21,505 Do you think that those guys who were looking for him were maybe unhappy customers? 245 00:17:21,577 --> 00:17:24,705 No, I don't think so. But it's a place to start. 246 00:17:25,948 --> 00:17:27,745 His billing printout. 247 00:17:28,951 --> 00:17:30,043 This isn't right. 248 00:17:30,119 --> 00:17:31,245 What? 249 00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:33,652 This name and address. It's never been on this printout before. 250 00:17:33,722 --> 00:17:36,088 How can you tell that? There's gotta be 50 names there. 251 00:17:36,158 --> 00:17:38,092 I would remember something like this. 252 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:39,525 What, this one? Yeah. 253 00:17:39,595 --> 00:17:40,653 "Mark Phelps." 254 00:17:40,729 --> 00:17:43,823 "U.S. Mail, 117 King Street, Cable P.S. Help." 255 00:17:43,899 --> 00:17:45,890 That's a downtown post office branch. 256 00:17:45,968 --> 00:17:48,630 But, you see, if Ray had gotten a big account like the post office, 257 00:17:48,704 --> 00:17:50,069 I would have been the very first one to know about it. 258 00:17:50,139 --> 00:17:53,302 I wouldn't think a post office would have a cable address. 259 00:17:53,575 --> 00:17:55,099 So what do we do now? 260 00:17:55,210 --> 00:17:57,644 Well, we go down there and we ask a few questions. 261 00:17:57,713 --> 00:18:00,910 It's after 9:00. And if anybody is still working there, 262 00:18:00,983 --> 00:18:03,451 do you really think that somebody's going to let us in. 263 00:18:03,819 --> 00:18:07,687 Hey. That's why you hired a private investigator. I'll get us in. 264 00:18:07,756 --> 00:18:10,816 And we will not leave until I get some answers. 265 00:18:35,918 --> 00:18:36,942 How are you? 266 00:18:37,019 --> 00:18:38,111 Come here. 267 00:19:05,547 --> 00:19:07,777 This is absolutely incredible. 268 00:19:08,117 --> 00:19:10,051 Incredible? It's embarrassing. 269 00:19:10,352 --> 00:19:12,115 Have you ever seen anything like this before? 270 00:19:12,187 --> 00:19:14,553 No! Now come on. Let's get out of here. 271 00:19:16,992 --> 00:19:18,391 Excuse me. 272 00:19:22,598 --> 00:19:23,690 Excuse me. 273 00:19:26,502 --> 00:19:27,491 We can't leave yet. 274 00:19:27,569 --> 00:19:28,866 Why not? 275 00:19:29,304 --> 00:19:30,862 Because you haven't talked to the manager, 276 00:19:30,939 --> 00:19:33,635 and he might be able to give us some information on Mark Phelps. 277 00:19:33,709 --> 00:19:36,644 All right. Two more minutes. But if he doesn't show up, I'm leaving. 278 00:19:45,387 --> 00:19:46,513 Thank you. 279 00:19:46,588 --> 00:19:48,715 And now, for something completely different. 280 00:19:49,691 --> 00:19:52,626 The U.S. Male Revue is proud to present 281 00:19:52,895 --> 00:19:54,556 the postal care of your dreams. 282 00:19:54,630 --> 00:19:58,225 Ladies and gentlemen, a nice round of applause. Mandy, the lady mailman. 283 00:20:11,547 --> 00:20:13,481 On the other hand, we could always reach him on the phone. 284 00:20:13,549 --> 00:20:15,642 There really isn't any point in hanging around here. 285 00:20:15,717 --> 00:20:18,413 No. Wait a minute. I mean, you're right. Why be hasty? 286 00:20:24,126 --> 00:20:26,856 Excuse me. I'm Paul Scott, the manager here. 287 00:20:27,062 --> 00:20:28,791 And I understand you've been asking about me. 288 00:20:28,864 --> 00:20:31,924 Yes, I'm Thomas Magnum, and this is Ms. Jones. 289 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,399 Hello. How do you do? 290 00:20:33,468 --> 00:20:37,404 Oh, we were supposed to deliver a computer to a Mark Phelps. 291 00:20:37,472 --> 00:20:39,963 But the address on the invoice is here. 292 00:20:40,275 --> 00:20:43,267 The model XJ9-7000. With attachments. 293 00:20:43,478 --> 00:20:46,879 Yeah. So we were just wondering if you'd seen him here. 294 00:20:46,949 --> 00:20:49,179 Does this look like the place where you'd buy a computer? 295 00:20:50,719 --> 00:20:51,743 You don't know him? 296 00:20:51,820 --> 00:20:52,844 No, I don't. 297 00:20:52,921 --> 00:20:55,321 Tony, give these folks their last drink. 298 00:20:55,390 --> 00:20:56,618 On the house. 299 00:20:56,692 --> 00:20:57,716 Enjoy. 300 00:20:57,793 --> 00:20:58,851 Oh, thank you. 301 00:20:59,595 --> 00:21:00,823 Now what? 302 00:21:00,896 --> 00:21:02,625 I'm thinking. I'm thinking. 303 00:21:02,698 --> 00:21:03,756 I don't believe it. 304 00:21:03,832 --> 00:21:05,197 Oh, I am. I'm thinking. 305 00:21:05,267 --> 00:21:07,462 Karen Summers with Ray! 306 00:21:08,370 --> 00:21:09,701 Ray Jones! 307 00:21:13,542 --> 00:21:14,941 Wait a minute. 308 00:21:17,412 --> 00:21:18,936 Wait a minute. 309 00:21:41,336 --> 00:21:42,394 You lost him. 310 00:21:47,042 --> 00:21:48,976 No wonder he told me to quit looking for him. 311 00:21:49,978 --> 00:21:53,709 Look, I don't think he's having an affair with Karen Summers. 312 00:21:54,583 --> 00:21:57,051 Then why else would they have been there together? 313 00:21:58,153 --> 00:22:02,112 Well, maybe they... Maybe they weren't there together. 314 00:22:02,190 --> 00:22:05,887 I mean, maybe, coincidentally, he sat down at her table 315 00:22:06,194 --> 00:22:10,790 and then she slipped away because she was embarrassed for you to see her there. 316 00:22:12,067 --> 00:22:13,091 You think so? 317 00:22:13,168 --> 00:22:15,068 Well, it's certainly very possible. 318 00:22:15,470 --> 00:22:18,439 And besides, if he was cheating on you, I mean, 319 00:22:18,507 --> 00:22:21,476 why would two guys rip up your house looking for him? 320 00:22:21,877 --> 00:22:22,866 That's true. 321 00:22:22,944 --> 00:22:23,968 Yes, of course it's true. 322 00:22:24,046 --> 00:22:25,775 And then why this sudden interest in guns, 323 00:22:25,847 --> 00:22:27,542 unless he was worried about protecting himself? 324 00:22:27,616 --> 00:22:28,913 I think you're right. 325 00:22:28,984 --> 00:22:30,349 He is in some kind of jeopardy. 326 00:22:30,419 --> 00:22:31,408 Possibly life-threatening. 327 00:22:31,486 --> 00:22:34,978 And he ran away from us because we were about ready to expose him. 328 00:22:35,057 --> 00:22:36,081 Exactly. 329 00:22:36,158 --> 00:22:37,750 Thank you, Mr. Magnum. 330 00:22:38,226 --> 00:22:39,659 I feel much better. 331 00:22:39,728 --> 00:22:42,196 Listen, as long as we're going to be spending some time together, 332 00:22:42,264 --> 00:22:43,993 could you call me Thomas? 333 00:22:44,166 --> 00:22:46,157 All right, Thomas. 334 00:22:47,269 --> 00:22:49,396 And you can call me... 335 00:22:49,671 --> 00:22:50,797 Maddie? 336 00:22:51,173 --> 00:22:52,401 Madeline. 337 00:22:52,507 --> 00:22:53,496 Madeline. 338 00:22:54,276 --> 00:22:55,402 Oh, all right. 339 00:22:55,477 --> 00:22:57,536 Now, for now, Madeline, 340 00:22:58,947 --> 00:23:03,213 I think it would be safer for you and Ray if you stayed out of sight for a while. 341 00:23:03,285 --> 00:23:04,718 I'm going to move you to the estate. 342 00:23:04,953 --> 00:23:06,352 Really? Yes. 343 00:23:06,421 --> 00:23:10,824 And I know that Higgins would be happy to keep an eye on you until I find Ray. 344 00:23:14,329 --> 00:23:16,058 I'm afraid it's out of the question. 345 00:23:18,233 --> 00:23:20,929 Come on, Higgins! I already promised her! 346 00:23:21,570 --> 00:23:23,936 Then I guess you'll have to un-promise her. 347 00:23:24,005 --> 00:23:26,940 Kenji and I have 14 trees to trim today 348 00:23:27,042 --> 00:23:29,567 and I have tickets tonight for the symphony. 349 00:23:30,412 --> 00:23:33,643 You shouldn't be climbing around in trees, anyway. 350 00:23:33,749 --> 00:23:35,614 It could be dangerous. 351 00:23:36,918 --> 00:23:38,010 Come on, Higgins. 352 00:23:38,086 --> 00:23:40,748 Don't you even care there are people following her around? 353 00:23:40,822 --> 00:23:42,619 Her life could be in danger. 354 00:23:42,824 --> 00:23:44,451 Of course I care. 355 00:23:45,060 --> 00:23:46,891 That's why I think you should call the police. 356 00:23:47,496 --> 00:23:51,432 She promised she'd show you the trick to the Raskekvikjack Maneuver. 357 00:23:52,968 --> 00:23:54,230 Higgins? 358 00:24:00,909 --> 00:24:02,274 Hey, Thomas. 359 00:24:02,811 --> 00:24:04,574 Today is your lucky day, my friend. 360 00:24:04,646 --> 00:24:08,605 Found out that Ray Jones is a member of the exclusive Pu Laipala Gun Club. 361 00:24:08,817 --> 00:24:09,977 As a matter of fact, 362 00:24:10,051 --> 00:24:12,519 the manager told me he's been around there for the last couple of days. 363 00:24:12,587 --> 00:24:13,576 Yeah? 364 00:24:13,655 --> 00:24:15,486 Now guess who else is a member. 365 00:24:15,557 --> 00:24:17,218 Mark Phelps. Remember him? 366 00:24:17,292 --> 00:24:19,487 The guy you were looking for at that strip joint. 367 00:24:19,561 --> 00:24:22,428 Well, anyway, I got you a temporary membership card. 368 00:24:24,332 --> 00:24:25,629 That's great. Thanks, Rick. 369 00:24:25,700 --> 00:24:26,860 Not so fast. 370 00:24:27,335 --> 00:24:30,896 You see, I promised T.C. That I wouldn't leave here without his binoculars. 371 00:24:30,972 --> 00:24:33,440 We got tickets on the 50 yard line at the Aloha Bowl. 372 00:24:33,508 --> 00:24:34,907 The binoculars? No problem. 373 00:24:34,976 --> 00:24:37,774 Very well, Magnum, you win. 374 00:24:38,346 --> 00:24:41,975 I shall inform Kenji the trees can wait until another day. 375 00:24:42,250 --> 00:24:43,911 And as for the symphony, 376 00:24:44,186 --> 00:24:46,780 what is Rachmaninoff compared to Raskilonovich? 377 00:24:46,855 --> 00:24:47,947 Thanks, Higgins. 378 00:24:48,023 --> 00:24:49,285 When will she arrive? 379 00:24:49,357 --> 00:24:50,381 She's in the study now. 380 00:24:50,459 --> 00:24:52,017 I knew you wouldn't say no! 381 00:24:52,093 --> 00:24:53,822 Hey, what about the binoculars? 382 00:24:53,895 --> 00:24:55,624 I'll take care of it. 383 00:25:03,405 --> 00:25:04,531 Thomas! 384 00:25:10,946 --> 00:25:14,746 You're probably wondering why I wasn't going to the police. 385 00:25:14,850 --> 00:25:18,342 Well, it has to do with my great Aunt Phoebe 386 00:25:18,854 --> 00:25:22,153 who wrote short stories for magazines in the 1920s. 387 00:25:22,424 --> 00:25:25,188 She lived alone in New York, worked hard, partied hard 388 00:25:25,260 --> 00:25:28,423 and had lunch more than once at the Algonquin Round Table. 389 00:25:28,830 --> 00:25:31,492 And when she wasn't writing stories, 390 00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:34,262 she was seeing them in her own life. 391 00:25:34,569 --> 00:25:36,537 Danger lurked around every corner. 392 00:25:36,605 --> 00:25:38,664 And the simplest action by any of her friends 393 00:25:38,740 --> 00:25:42,403 could be construed as a cover for something much more sinister. 394 00:25:42,644 --> 00:25:47,604 Now, I'm not saying Ms. Jones had an imagination in the league with my Aunt Phoebe, 395 00:25:47,682 --> 00:25:51,550 but before I called the police, I had to find out. 396 00:25:54,489 --> 00:25:55,854 Good morning, Mr. Jones. 397 00:25:55,924 --> 00:25:57,551 Take number five. 398 00:26:02,898 --> 00:26:04,798 New targets are to the left. 399 00:26:04,966 --> 00:26:06,558 Take number 10. 400 00:26:09,304 --> 00:26:12,330 I figured the best thing to do was keep an eye on Ray 401 00:26:12,407 --> 00:26:15,570 until he left the club and talked to him outside where it was quiet 402 00:26:16,177 --> 00:26:18,771 and where he didn't have a gun in his hand. 403 00:26:41,136 --> 00:26:42,865 MAN ON P. A: Target line is clear. 404 00:26:49,311 --> 00:26:51,142 Lock and load. 405 00:26:55,016 --> 00:26:56,916 You may commence fire. 406 00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:00,072 Extraordinary. 407 00:28:00,348 --> 00:28:01,406 In the last two hours, 408 00:28:01,483 --> 00:28:04,941 you've employed five of the most difficult maneuvers known, 409 00:28:05,020 --> 00:28:07,420 in a game which you say you've never played. 410 00:28:07,489 --> 00:28:11,323 I've always had an ability to recall complex configurations. 411 00:28:12,127 --> 00:28:13,754 I wonder where Thomas is. 412 00:28:13,828 --> 00:28:16,388 He promised he'd call by noon even if he had no news. 413 00:28:16,464 --> 00:28:20,400 You'll discover that Magnum's memory is not as infallible as yours. 414 00:28:20,802 --> 00:28:22,997 I guess no news is good news. 415 00:28:23,238 --> 00:28:26,833 Speaking selfishly, I've enjoyed our uninterrupted time together. 416 00:28:27,008 --> 00:28:29,203 It's not often one has the opportunity to be in the presence 417 00:28:29,277 --> 00:28:31,507 of such a perspicacious mind. 418 00:28:32,213 --> 00:28:34,807 Most people don't find me very interesting. 419 00:28:35,684 --> 00:28:40,451 Ever since I can remember, I was always considered aloof and strange, 420 00:28:40,955 --> 00:28:42,388 a know-it-all. 421 00:28:42,824 --> 00:28:44,951 I've always felt unliked and... 422 00:28:46,461 --> 00:28:47,621 Alone? 423 00:28:49,064 --> 00:28:50,361 How did you know? 424 00:28:53,201 --> 00:28:56,136 Anyway, that all changed when I met Ray. 425 00:28:56,271 --> 00:28:57,431 Madeline? 426 00:28:58,873 --> 00:29:00,135 Thomas. 427 00:29:00,542 --> 00:29:02,806 I was wondering why you hadn't called. 428 00:29:03,078 --> 00:29:05,137 Madeline, this is Lieutenant Tanaka. 429 00:29:05,213 --> 00:29:06,407 Oh, no. 430 00:29:06,581 --> 00:29:08,242 I knew it was something like this. 431 00:29:08,316 --> 00:29:09,476 Ray's in jail. 432 00:29:09,584 --> 00:29:10,608 No. 433 00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:13,319 In protective custody? 434 00:29:13,388 --> 00:29:14,616 Madeline. 435 00:29:18,259 --> 00:29:21,888 Ray was killed by a sniper at the gun club this morning. 436 00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:26,660 I... 437 00:29:28,536 --> 00:29:30,265 I was there, but... 438 00:29:32,674 --> 00:29:33,936 I'm sorry. 439 00:29:38,246 --> 00:29:42,580 I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to come down for an identification. 440 00:29:57,732 --> 00:29:59,131 This isn't my husband. 441 00:29:59,701 --> 00:30:00,793 What? 442 00:30:01,002 --> 00:30:03,630 There is a striking resemblance, but this isn't Ray. 443 00:30:06,174 --> 00:30:07,732 Madeline, these things can be tough... 444 00:30:07,809 --> 00:30:10,243 Thomas, this isn't him. 445 00:30:10,311 --> 00:30:12,370 You barely glanced at him. How can you be so sure? 446 00:30:12,447 --> 00:30:14,347 I just am. How? 447 00:30:14,415 --> 00:30:16,781 This isn't the place to talk about it. 448 00:30:20,822 --> 00:30:22,915 A leopard tattoo? 449 00:30:23,858 --> 00:30:26,292 The artist guaranteed that it was one of a kind. 450 00:30:26,361 --> 00:30:28,192 On the arch of his left foot. But why? 451 00:30:28,263 --> 00:30:29,491 I mean, who would see it? 452 00:30:29,564 --> 00:30:30,553 I would. 453 00:30:30,665 --> 00:30:33,327 I happen to find tattoos very sensuous. 454 00:30:36,204 --> 00:30:38,672 Ray had it done as a surprise for me. 455 00:30:40,842 --> 00:30:42,207 Where do we go from here? 456 00:30:42,710 --> 00:30:46,146 Well, there's nothing much left to do except go back to the estate, 457 00:30:46,214 --> 00:30:49,672 go over all our notes and see if we can come up with a new lead on Mark Phelps. 458 00:30:49,751 --> 00:30:51,116 And what if we don't come up with one? 459 00:30:51,186 --> 00:30:52,778 I will. 460 00:30:54,856 --> 00:30:56,221 I will. 461 00:30:58,526 --> 00:31:00,653 Oh, I don't know. What do you think? 462 00:31:00,728 --> 00:31:04,220 Well, it's just a matter of looking over the clues one more... 463 00:31:04,799 --> 00:31:06,096 T.C. 464 00:31:06,668 --> 00:31:07,965 What are you doing here? 465 00:31:08,036 --> 00:31:10,596 No, no. Now, wait a minute, don't tell me. 466 00:31:10,839 --> 00:31:13,569 Higgins let you in to get the binoculars. 467 00:31:13,675 --> 00:31:14,699 Yeah. 468 00:31:14,776 --> 00:31:16,437 After you pay your buddy's bill. 469 00:31:16,511 --> 00:31:17,535 What are you talking about? 470 00:31:17,612 --> 00:31:19,204 Don't play innocent with me, Magnum. 471 00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:21,145 I just flew your friend Mark Phelps 472 00:31:21,216 --> 00:31:23,844 to Galletin International on the North Shore. 473 00:31:24,586 --> 00:31:25,610 Mark Phelps? 474 00:31:25,687 --> 00:31:26,745 Galletin International? 475 00:31:26,821 --> 00:31:30,848 And he said to give you the bill. 476 00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:34,387 Now pay up. 477 00:31:34,462 --> 00:31:35,827 I don't believe it. 478 00:31:35,897 --> 00:31:37,956 You said we'd come up with a lead and we did. 479 00:31:38,032 --> 00:31:40,660 Yeah. But doesn't it strike you as being a little too easy? 480 00:31:40,735 --> 00:31:41,963 What? What do you mean? 481 00:31:42,036 --> 00:31:43,833 Is this the guy you flew up there? 482 00:31:44,305 --> 00:31:45,533 Yeah, you know it's him. 483 00:31:45,607 --> 00:31:46,596 Mark Phelps. 484 00:31:46,674 --> 00:31:47,698 No, Ray Jones. 485 00:31:47,775 --> 00:31:48,799 Who? 486 00:31:48,877 --> 00:31:51,812 Oh, well, Ray was doing some classified work for Galletin. 487 00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:53,370 An experimental computer. 488 00:31:53,448 --> 00:31:55,439 But why would he go to so much trouble to lead us up there? 489 00:31:55,516 --> 00:31:56,949 I don't know, but I'm going to find out. 490 00:31:57,018 --> 00:31:58,485 I'm going with you. No! No! 491 00:31:58,553 --> 00:31:59,986 Now, we have been through this. 492 00:32:00,054 --> 00:32:01,351 It's safer for you here. 493 00:32:01,422 --> 00:32:03,151 You don't know how to work that computer. 494 00:32:03,224 --> 00:32:06,284 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Could we discuss payment? 495 00:32:07,428 --> 00:32:09,089 I'll pay. Gladly. 496 00:32:13,735 --> 00:32:15,100 My name is T.C. 497 00:32:15,303 --> 00:32:17,897 Oh, I'm sorry, T.C., this is Madeline Jones. 498 00:32:17,972 --> 00:32:19,997 Madeline, this is my friend T.C. 499 00:32:20,141 --> 00:32:21,369 How do you do? 500 00:32:21,476 --> 00:32:22,500 Fine. 501 00:32:22,577 --> 00:32:23,566 Well? 502 00:32:23,645 --> 00:32:24,976 Oh, fine. 503 00:32:25,046 --> 00:32:26,104 Let's go. Thanks, T.C. 504 00:32:26,180 --> 00:32:27,169 Okay. 505 00:32:27,248 --> 00:32:30,149 Oh, oh, oh, about my binoculars. 506 00:32:31,219 --> 00:32:33,016 The binoculars. Yes. 507 00:32:33,087 --> 00:32:35,783 Oh! I almost forgot. I've got them right here in the drawer. 508 00:32:37,158 --> 00:32:38,250 See? 509 00:32:38,326 --> 00:32:40,556 And you thought I'd leave without giving them to you. 510 00:32:40,628 --> 00:32:42,323 No, no, no. No, I didn't. 511 00:32:54,175 --> 00:32:55,301 Oh! 512 00:33:01,950 --> 00:33:03,042 Thomas! 513 00:33:05,386 --> 00:33:07,911 We did it. You were right. 514 00:33:07,989 --> 00:33:09,456 They're much more relaxed on the weekends. 515 00:33:09,524 --> 00:33:10,991 Well, let's not count on our luck holding. 516 00:33:11,059 --> 00:33:12,185 Any of these look familiar? 517 00:33:12,260 --> 00:33:14,728 Oh, this one over here. 518 00:33:15,930 --> 00:33:18,330 It's an experimental model two years from production. 519 00:33:20,234 --> 00:33:24,102 Fortunately, Ray fed me the program information one night during dinner. 520 00:33:24,539 --> 00:33:25,733 It's very sexy data. 521 00:33:25,807 --> 00:33:26,831 Sexy? 522 00:33:26,908 --> 00:33:28,205 You'd have to know Ray. 523 00:33:28,276 --> 00:33:30,540 Oh, I hope he didn't change the access code. 524 00:33:37,418 --> 00:33:39,784 I should've known he wouldn't change it. 525 00:33:40,455 --> 00:33:41,922 Well, I'm in. 526 00:33:42,023 --> 00:33:43,388 I'll see what I can find. 527 00:33:43,458 --> 00:33:45,221 Do you think you could hurry it up just a little? 528 00:33:45,293 --> 00:33:47,056 If they decide to come in and check on us... 529 00:33:47,128 --> 00:33:48,925 I'm hurrying. I'm hurrying. 530 00:33:49,030 --> 00:33:50,520 This is very odd. 531 00:33:50,598 --> 00:33:52,065 What? Look. 532 00:33:52,367 --> 00:33:55,894 "Mark Phelps, U.S. Mail, 117 King Street. Cable P.S. Help." 533 00:33:56,070 --> 00:33:57,731 The same thing that was on the billing printout. 534 00:33:57,805 --> 00:33:59,102 What do you think that means? 535 00:33:59,173 --> 00:34:00,663 I think it's a code. 536 00:34:01,376 --> 00:34:02,536 Oh, my. 537 00:34:02,710 --> 00:34:03,938 Look at this. 538 00:34:04,045 --> 00:34:05,034 What? 539 00:34:05,146 --> 00:34:07,842 It's most impressive artificial intelligence research data. 540 00:34:07,915 --> 00:34:09,473 This is magnificent. 541 00:34:14,055 --> 00:34:16,182 Why would he keep all of this hidden away on this computer? 542 00:34:16,257 --> 00:34:18,691 I'm the only one who knows his access code. 543 00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:22,321 Maybe you're the only one he trusts to get it out. 544 00:34:22,530 --> 00:34:23,622 We appreciate it. 545 00:34:23,698 --> 00:34:25,188 We'll take it now. 546 00:34:27,135 --> 00:34:28,363 Hi! 547 00:34:29,537 --> 00:34:30,799 We were just... 548 00:34:33,341 --> 00:34:34,365 I can explain everything. 549 00:34:34,442 --> 00:34:36,171 Thomas... 550 00:34:36,244 --> 00:34:38,439 What? I mean, we were just getting some stuff for a friend. 551 00:34:38,513 --> 00:34:41,505 Thomas, they're the men who broke into my house. 552 00:34:41,582 --> 00:34:43,072 Oh, no. No, Madeline. 553 00:34:43,151 --> 00:34:46,348 I mean, these people are obviously with security here. 554 00:34:46,654 --> 00:34:47,678 Run! 555 00:34:47,755 --> 00:34:48,881 Hold it. 556 00:34:50,224 --> 00:34:51,748 Nobody goes anywhere. 557 00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:53,957 That paper belongs to Mark Phelps. 558 00:34:54,028 --> 00:34:55,620 I'm afraid not. 559 00:34:56,330 --> 00:34:59,424 You're all under arrest for conspiracy against the US Government. 560 00:34:59,500 --> 00:35:01,058 Hello, Magnum. 561 00:35:01,602 --> 00:35:03,934 I believe you've met Agent Summers. 562 00:35:10,311 --> 00:35:12,506 Well, I've got to hand it to you, Magnum. 563 00:35:12,580 --> 00:35:13,842 You've done it again. 564 00:35:13,915 --> 00:35:16,008 You've given us a big, fat zero. 565 00:35:16,217 --> 00:35:17,844 Colonel, our information was... 566 00:35:17,919 --> 00:35:20,581 Worthless, Lieutenant. Worthless. 567 00:35:21,589 --> 00:35:24,217 What you tracked down was a very clever formula 568 00:35:24,292 --> 00:35:27,125 designed to make us think it was the genuine item. 569 00:35:27,662 --> 00:35:31,530 But the truth is, it's about as valuable as a Susan B. Anthony dollar. 570 00:35:31,632 --> 00:35:32,997 Sir... What? 571 00:35:35,236 --> 00:35:36,328 Yes, sir. 572 00:35:36,404 --> 00:35:38,429 I should've known she was a spy. 573 00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:40,967 What do you know about Ray Jones? 574 00:35:42,009 --> 00:35:45,342 Just that he's missing and his wife hired me to find him. 575 00:35:45,413 --> 00:35:48,075 And who told you to go to Galletin International? 576 00:35:48,149 --> 00:35:49,377 Just a hunch. 577 00:35:49,450 --> 00:35:52,317 Get off the case, Magnum. You're getting in our way. 578 00:35:52,854 --> 00:35:53,912 Oh, come on, Buck. 579 00:35:53,988 --> 00:35:57,515 You know I can't stop investigating just 'cause you ask me to. 580 00:35:57,892 --> 00:36:00,588 Now, if there was a real good reason. 581 00:36:00,795 --> 00:36:02,262 You want a real good reason? 582 00:36:02,330 --> 00:36:04,764 How about you were picked up after illegally entering 583 00:36:04,832 --> 00:36:06,356 a government contract facility? 584 00:36:06,434 --> 00:36:07,423 Come on. 585 00:36:07,502 --> 00:36:09,993 If you were gonna hold us on that, you would've charged us by now. 586 00:36:10,071 --> 00:36:12,471 I mean, you already let the other guys go. 587 00:36:16,110 --> 00:36:17,839 Well, I think we should get back to work. 588 00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:20,440 Sir! 589 00:36:20,515 --> 00:36:22,176 Slow down, Magnum. 590 00:36:28,523 --> 00:36:33,153 Ray Jones was doing some freelance work for us on artificial intelligence. 591 00:36:35,096 --> 00:36:36,723 He was onto something special 592 00:36:36,797 --> 00:36:39,163 when apparently he was approached by an agent 593 00:36:39,433 --> 00:36:41,924 who wanted to buy it for the Eastern Bloc. 594 00:36:42,436 --> 00:36:43,596 Mark Phelps. 595 00:36:43,804 --> 00:36:46,204 Unfortunately, Ray Jones went into hiding 596 00:36:46,274 --> 00:36:49,004 before he could give us the information or them. 597 00:36:49,110 --> 00:36:51,340 We found a look-a-like to try to draw Phelps out. 598 00:36:51,412 --> 00:36:54,472 But you two kept showing up and getting in the way. 599 00:36:55,149 --> 00:36:57,083 So your guys and Mark Phelps' guys 600 00:36:57,151 --> 00:36:59,210 are just going to keep bumping each other off 601 00:36:59,287 --> 00:37:01,847 in the race to find Ray or the formula. 602 00:37:01,923 --> 00:37:03,652 That's a little simplistic. 603 00:37:03,824 --> 00:37:07,590 On the other hand, I'd hate for the two of you to get caught in any crossfire. 604 00:37:07,662 --> 00:37:10,290 So, I'm asking you to get off the case. 605 00:37:11,899 --> 00:37:14,390 Well, I'm afraid I can't do that. 606 00:37:14,468 --> 00:37:16,163 But thanks for the information. 607 00:37:16,237 --> 00:37:20,401 Oh, and, Karen, I'm sorry that we led you to the wrong formula, 608 00:37:20,474 --> 00:37:22,237 but it happens sometimes. 609 00:37:23,144 --> 00:37:24,168 Damn it, Magnum. 610 00:37:24,245 --> 00:37:26,975 Why'd I tell you all this if you're going to keep on looking for him? 611 00:37:27,648 --> 00:37:29,343 Beats the hell out of me. 612 00:37:33,421 --> 00:37:35,787 He makes me so mad, I could just scream. 613 00:37:36,257 --> 00:37:38,225 The unmitigated gall of that man 614 00:37:38,292 --> 00:37:40,260 to suggest that my Ray could even think 615 00:37:40,328 --> 00:37:42,353 of selling military secrets to the enemy. 616 00:37:42,430 --> 00:37:45,866 Well, he certainly had enough time, if that was his plan. 617 00:37:46,033 --> 00:37:50,766 When this is all over, I am going to file a formal complaint with John W. Vessey. 618 00:37:50,905 --> 00:37:55,274 You know, I think he took us and them to that phony formula on purpose. 619 00:37:55,343 --> 00:37:56,469 But why? 620 00:37:56,544 --> 00:38:00,344 While I'm at it, I am going to send duplicates to the other Chiefs of Staff, 621 00:38:00,414 --> 00:38:02,905 General James D. Watkins, General Paul X. Kelley, 622 00:38:02,984 --> 00:38:05,452 General Charles A. Gabriel and General John A. Wickham. 623 00:38:05,519 --> 00:38:09,785 Wait a minute. Now, how do you know the names of the Joint Chiefs of Staff? 624 00:38:10,658 --> 00:38:13,058 Colonel Green had a citation in his office. They'd all signed it. 625 00:38:13,127 --> 00:38:15,652 When I get through with that man, he is going to be so sorry 626 00:38:15,730 --> 00:38:17,664 he ever hung that citation in his office. 627 00:38:17,732 --> 00:38:18,994 Madeline... 628 00:38:19,867 --> 00:38:23,064 Did you ever memorize anything for Ray? 629 00:38:23,904 --> 00:38:25,701 Sure, all the time. Why? 630 00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:28,105 I think I have a plan. 631 00:38:30,511 --> 00:38:32,001 Seven... 632 00:38:32,713 --> 00:38:33,975 Six... 633 00:38:35,216 --> 00:38:36,376 Five... 634 00:38:36,751 --> 00:38:39,083 Your body is quite relaxed now. 635 00:38:40,187 --> 00:38:41,745 Four... 636 00:38:42,957 --> 00:38:44,322 Three... 637 00:38:45,593 --> 00:38:46,890 Two... 638 00:38:48,596 --> 00:38:51,030 You can barely keep your eyes open. 639 00:38:56,470 --> 00:38:57,994 It's working. 640 00:38:59,106 --> 00:39:01,006 The relaxation is complete. 641 00:39:03,110 --> 00:39:05,044 I knew you could... 642 00:39:06,614 --> 00:39:07,876 I'm sorry. 643 00:39:10,117 --> 00:39:14,349 Ask her to tell you everything she knows about Mark Phelps. 644 00:39:17,491 --> 00:39:21,325 You are going to search your memory for the name Mark Phelps. 645 00:39:21,462 --> 00:39:24,659 Do not censor anything, no matter how trivial. 646 00:39:25,966 --> 00:39:27,900 Mark Phelps... 647 00:39:29,136 --> 00:39:30,501 Mark Phelps... 648 00:39:31,639 --> 00:39:36,042 A... Prompt... Two triangle... 649 00:39:36,243 --> 00:39:40,543 X semicolon... Little man... A... 650 00:39:40,915 --> 00:39:42,314 This is gibberish. 651 00:39:42,516 --> 00:39:43,744 Perhaps not. 652 00:39:43,818 --> 00:39:47,754 It could be a clever block to keep her from uncovering vital information. 653 00:39:48,356 --> 00:39:49,914 Remove the blocks. 654 00:39:50,124 --> 00:39:53,150 Do not censor any thought that comes into your mind. 655 00:39:53,461 --> 00:39:56,726 U.S. Male Revue... 656 00:39:58,466 --> 00:40:01,492 Great. We've tapped into her libido. 657 00:40:03,637 --> 00:40:05,434 Paul Scott. 658 00:40:07,441 --> 00:40:10,433 He's the manager at this male dance place. 659 00:40:10,778 --> 00:40:12,439 P.S. Help. 660 00:40:12,913 --> 00:40:15,905 Phelps. Paul Scott. 661 00:40:16,384 --> 00:40:17,817 This is not going to work. 662 00:40:17,885 --> 00:40:19,716 A equals... 663 00:40:19,787 --> 00:40:22,984 L - Y - C... 664 00:40:23,224 --> 00:40:28,252 Exclamation point... Dollar sign... Carriage return... 665 00:40:29,397 --> 00:40:33,891 Phelps. Paul Scott. P.S. Help. 666 00:40:35,770 --> 00:40:39,706 P.S. Help is an anagram for Phelps. 667 00:40:39,874 --> 00:40:40,898 It's the key. 668 00:40:40,975 --> 00:40:42,374 P as in Paul. 669 00:40:42,443 --> 00:40:43,671 S as in Scott. 670 00:40:43,811 --> 00:40:45,676 The manager at the dance place. 671 00:40:45,746 --> 00:40:47,270 Phelps is Paul Scott. 672 00:40:47,548 --> 00:40:49,140 I believe you're right. 673 00:40:49,850 --> 00:40:52,114 Ms. Jones, wonderful. 674 00:40:52,219 --> 00:40:54,016 Look, when she comes out of her trance... 675 00:40:54,088 --> 00:40:55,988 She won't remember a thing. 676 00:40:56,056 --> 00:40:59,617 Well, anyway, you just tell her I think I'm on the trail of Ray. 677 00:41:01,162 --> 00:41:02,390 Quite. 678 00:41:03,330 --> 00:41:07,198 Now, when I count to five, you will awaken. 679 00:41:08,803 --> 00:41:10,065 One... 680 00:41:24,919 --> 00:41:26,216 First, 681 00:41:27,955 --> 00:41:31,413 you will search your memory for diagrams of little-known, 682 00:41:31,692 --> 00:41:33,887 but devastating, chess maneuvers. 683 00:41:34,361 --> 00:41:38,422 Do not censor anything, no matter how trivial. 684 00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:48,540 Next. Number 30. 685 00:41:54,982 --> 00:41:56,040 Name of act? 686 00:41:56,116 --> 00:41:57,811 The Emperor Caligula. 687 00:41:57,885 --> 00:41:59,147 Go ahead. 688 00:42:02,323 --> 00:42:05,019 I was getting a little worried about you, Jones. 689 00:42:05,092 --> 00:42:06,320 Who, me? 690 00:42:06,660 --> 00:42:10,027 Nah. I just had to make sure nobody was following me. 691 00:42:10,564 --> 00:42:13,328 It's been a very exciting couple of days. 692 00:42:14,568 --> 00:42:15,660 Well. 693 00:42:19,039 --> 00:42:20,631 Here's the formula. 694 00:42:25,479 --> 00:42:26,639 Hold it right there. 695 00:42:26,714 --> 00:42:28,579 I have never seen him before in my life. 696 00:42:29,450 --> 00:42:30,974 I'll take that. 697 00:42:31,619 --> 00:42:33,587 I guess Madeline was wrong about you. 698 00:42:34,455 --> 00:42:35,752 Look out! 699 00:42:43,864 --> 00:42:44,956 Get him! 700 00:43:17,164 --> 00:43:19,792 Sorry, much too violent for what we're looking for. 701 00:43:19,867 --> 00:43:21,596 Thank you. Next. 702 00:43:21,735 --> 00:43:23,327 Thanks a lot, fella. 703 00:43:28,809 --> 00:43:30,367 You warned me. Why? 704 00:43:30,544 --> 00:43:32,808 I wasn't giving them real information. 705 00:43:32,947 --> 00:43:35,916 I was trying to stall them until my contact got here. 706 00:43:36,417 --> 00:43:37,509 Your contact? 707 00:43:37,585 --> 00:43:40,019 Unfortunately, you got in the way. 708 00:43:41,055 --> 00:43:43,421 Gentlemen, get these two out of here. 709 00:43:45,893 --> 00:43:48,953 Ray called us and told us he was coming out of hiding. 710 00:43:49,363 --> 00:43:53,322 We wanted to catch him handing the bogus information to Phelps. 711 00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:55,493 Well, I think you're a little late. 712 00:43:55,836 --> 00:43:57,565 Looks like I owe you one. 713 00:43:59,073 --> 00:44:00,301 Well, 714 00:44:02,643 --> 00:44:05,043 here's the real formula, Colonel Green. 715 00:44:05,112 --> 00:44:06,272 Thank you, Ray. 716 00:44:17,124 --> 00:44:19,183 This is what you've been working on? 717 00:44:19,259 --> 00:44:21,056 It's all right there. 718 00:44:28,068 --> 00:44:29,695 This is obsolete. 719 00:44:30,471 --> 00:44:32,462 This formula is obsolete. 720 00:44:33,173 --> 00:44:37,542 You're kidding! You mean we went through all this for nothing? 721 00:44:38,345 --> 00:44:40,643 I'll see you back at my office. 722 00:44:40,881 --> 00:44:41,870 Sir. 723 00:44:58,098 --> 00:44:59,725 I wonder where I went wrong. 724 00:45:01,435 --> 00:45:03,903 Isn't he the most brilliant man you've ever met? 725 00:45:03,971 --> 00:45:06,838 I mean, to outsmart Phelps 726 00:45:06,907 --> 00:45:10,172 and then to leave the clue to his identity in my brain 727 00:45:10,277 --> 00:45:12,302 just in case anything went wrong. 728 00:45:12,479 --> 00:45:13,605 He's such a genius. 729 00:45:13,681 --> 00:45:16,548 Oh! A genius who came up with the wrong formula. 730 00:45:16,817 --> 00:45:18,512 Oh, who cares about that? 731 00:45:18,585 --> 00:45:21,918 Of course, I never could've found the key without you, Thomas. 732 00:45:21,989 --> 00:45:23,513 Thank you. 733 00:45:24,158 --> 00:45:26,251 Well, ready to go, bumblebee? 734 00:45:26,326 --> 00:45:28,089 We don't want to miss the flight to Kauai. 735 00:45:28,162 --> 00:45:31,996 Oh. We've never had a wedding at the Fern Grotto before. 736 00:45:32,266 --> 00:45:34,757 Would you mind taking a picture of us before we leave? 737 00:45:34,835 --> 00:45:36,735 I think the camera's right in my car. 738 00:45:36,804 --> 00:45:38,431 I'd be delighted. 739 00:45:41,408 --> 00:45:44,571 Well, that thanks goes double for me. 740 00:45:45,612 --> 00:45:49,776 I feel a little foolish putting everyone in jeopardy over a worthless formula. 741 00:45:50,084 --> 00:45:52,109 Yeah, that wouldn't have been too smart. 742 00:45:53,387 --> 00:45:54,479 Tell me something, 743 00:45:54,555 --> 00:45:59,117 does the phrase, "A prompt, two triangle, X semicolon," mean anything to you? 744 00:46:00,494 --> 00:46:01,961 Where'd you hear that? 745 00:46:02,029 --> 00:46:04,964 Oh, Madeline kept repeating it under hypnosis. 746 00:46:06,133 --> 00:46:09,261 That's part of the formula that everybody has been looking for, isn't it? 747 00:46:10,704 --> 00:46:13,002 Why'd you give Buck Green a phony one? 748 00:46:13,273 --> 00:46:15,070 What makes you so sure I did? 749 00:46:15,142 --> 00:46:16,131 Ray... 750 00:46:21,448 --> 00:46:23,382 Let me put it to you this way. 751 00:46:23,951 --> 00:46:27,614 If all men had were rocks and clubs 752 00:46:28,155 --> 00:46:29,986 and you invented gun powder, 753 00:46:30,791 --> 00:46:33,225 wouldn't you think twice before giving it to the world? 754 00:46:35,996 --> 00:46:36,985 Yeah. 755 00:46:38,832 --> 00:46:43,132 Well, if I decided not to give it out, though, 756 00:46:43,537 --> 00:46:46,665 I might be a little worried about the fact that my wife knew about it. 757 00:46:47,274 --> 00:46:48,332 Well, we're only saying if. 758 00:46:48,408 --> 00:46:49,670 Oh, of course. 759 00:46:50,444 --> 00:46:52,742 Well, if your wife did know, 760 00:46:53,747 --> 00:46:57,376 you'd probably try to convince her and everybody else that she didn't know. 761 00:46:58,385 --> 00:47:00,182 For her own safety. 762 00:47:03,457 --> 00:47:05,982 She's right. You are very smart. 763 00:47:06,326 --> 00:47:07,418 Ready? 764 00:47:18,172 --> 00:47:20,299 You're not smiling, cupcake. 765 00:47:20,574 --> 00:47:22,269 Yes, I am, honey bunch. 766 00:47:22,876 --> 00:47:24,639 You're going to ruin the photograph, dearest. 767 00:47:24,711 --> 00:47:26,474 Don't start in again, darling. 768 00:47:26,547 --> 00:47:27,605 I'm not starting in. 769 00:47:27,681 --> 00:47:30,115 You always do this before every wedding. 770 00:47:30,217 --> 00:47:31,206 No, I don't. 771 00:47:31,285 --> 00:47:32,582 Yes, you do. You did it when we went to Maui. 772 00:47:32,653 --> 00:47:33,642 Oh, I did not. You always... 773 00:47:33,720 --> 00:47:35,119 Say cheese. 774 00:47:36,123 --> 00:47:37,351 Cheese!