1 00:00:04,207 --> 00:00:05,902 You were hired to put a stop 2 00:00:05,976 --> 00:00:08,410 to the rash of burglaries that have been plaguing this hotel. 3 00:00:09,779 --> 00:00:12,612 Save your lectures for later. There's two guys trying to kill me. 4 00:00:12,682 --> 00:00:13,671 MAGNUM: What? 5 00:00:15,752 --> 00:00:18,550 What's a sweet girl like me doing in this line of work? 6 00:00:18,622 --> 00:00:21,557 I promise you one thing, she will not be back at this hotel! 7 00:00:21,658 --> 00:00:22,647 (SCREAMlNG) 8 00:00:22,726 --> 00:00:24,455 Whatever you heard in that penthouse 9 00:00:24,528 --> 00:00:26,826 is incriminating enough to Huxley to get you killed. 10 00:00:26,897 --> 00:00:28,558 So where do we go from here? 11 00:00:30,767 --> 00:00:32,291 (ROARlNG) 12 00:00:32,369 --> 00:00:34,132 Aloha. 13 00:01:52,382 --> 00:01:57,410 MARY: Oh, Russell, this is beautiful. What a hotel! What a room! 14 00:01:57,487 --> 00:02:02,424 RUSSELL: This isn't just a room, honey, it's the honeymoon suite. 15 00:02:02,859 --> 00:02:05,453 MARY: I've never seen anything like this. 16 00:02:05,528 --> 00:02:08,827 I mean, I've never been anywhere like this. 17 00:02:08,932 --> 00:02:10,559 I mean... 18 00:02:10,634 --> 00:02:13,296 I've never done anything like this. 19 00:02:13,370 --> 00:02:15,065 Sure beats Davenport. 20 00:02:15,138 --> 00:02:16,264 (LAUGHlNG) Yeah. 21 00:02:16,339 --> 00:02:20,207 There's only one place to spend a honeymoon, Mary. Paradise. 22 00:02:20,910 --> 00:02:25,074 And there's only one person to spend it with. You, Russell. 23 00:02:25,682 --> 00:02:28,150 Ah, here's my surprise. 24 00:02:28,218 --> 00:02:31,449 (LAUGHlNG EXClTEDLY) Oh, a bathtub with bubbles! 25 00:02:31,521 --> 00:02:34,285 Isn't it great? Here, put your foot in it. Careful it's... 26 00:02:34,357 --> 00:02:35,381 (MARY EXCLAlMS) 27 00:02:35,458 --> 00:02:36,857 It's hot. Careful. Oh, wow! 28 00:02:36,926 --> 00:02:37,915 RUSSELL: lsn't it wonderful? 29 00:02:38,061 --> 00:02:39,323 MARY: Oh, feel those bubbles! 30 00:02:39,396 --> 00:02:40,590 RUSSELL: Oh, boy! 31 00:02:51,574 --> 00:02:53,769 (MARY AND RUSSELL CHATTERlNG) 32 00:02:56,579 --> 00:02:58,206 (MARY LAUGHlNG) 33 00:03:01,751 --> 00:03:03,514 MARY: Wonderful. 34 00:03:04,554 --> 00:03:06,454 (MARY LAUGHlNG) 35 00:03:08,892 --> 00:03:10,223 MARY: What's that? 36 00:03:11,561 --> 00:03:12,960 MARY: Russell! 37 00:03:13,029 --> 00:03:14,519 RUSSELL: Honey, what is it? 38 00:03:17,100 --> 00:03:19,125 Call the house detective! 39 00:03:29,079 --> 00:03:30,603 (PEOPLE EXCLAlMlNG) 40 00:03:30,980 --> 00:03:31,969 (MAN SHOUTlNG) 41 00:04:24,501 --> 00:04:27,231 CLYDE: You should be summarily fired for this. 42 00:04:27,303 --> 00:04:28,964 But I'm not going to do that. 43 00:04:29,038 --> 00:04:32,530 Because I'm going to give you one more chance, Magnum. 44 00:04:33,176 --> 00:04:34,507 Thanks, Clyde. 45 00:04:36,045 --> 00:04:38,570 It's Mr. Daltrey, 46 00:04:38,648 --> 00:04:40,639 and it's precisely that attitude 47 00:04:40,717 --> 00:04:42,446 that is jeopardizing your position here 48 00:04:42,519 --> 00:04:45,613 at the Hawaiian Gardens Hotel as house detective. 49 00:04:45,922 --> 00:04:49,016 Look, Mr. Daltrey, if you don't think I'm qualified for the job... 50 00:04:49,092 --> 00:04:51,458 What I think is irrelevant. 51 00:04:51,528 --> 00:04:53,928 You've come very highly recommended by Robin Masters 52 00:04:53,997 --> 00:04:57,262 and Lieutenant Tanaka of the police department. 53 00:04:57,333 --> 00:05:00,996 Now I realize that you've only been on the job for two weeks... 54 00:05:01,070 --> 00:05:02,264 Ten days. 55 00:05:04,307 --> 00:05:05,831 One pay period. 56 00:05:07,010 --> 00:05:10,309 But be that as it may, you were hired to put a stop 57 00:05:10,380 --> 00:05:13,144 to the rash of burglaries that have been plaguing this hotel. 58 00:05:13,216 --> 00:05:17,812 Now, I realize, of course, that this is not a permanent position. 59 00:05:18,421 --> 00:05:20,252 But it could be. 60 00:05:20,490 --> 00:05:23,687 Perhaps you don't care about that though, do you? 61 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:26,456 Look, I was hired to do a job. I will do it. 62 00:05:26,529 --> 00:05:27,587 Fine. 63 00:05:27,664 --> 00:05:31,998 As of yet, however, you've shown very little aptitude for it. 64 00:05:32,068 --> 00:05:37,267 For, in addition to failing to capture the so-called Catman of Kauai, 65 00:05:37,340 --> 00:05:40,639 your daily reports are egregiously written, 66 00:05:42,145 --> 00:05:45,273 not to mention virtually indecipherable 67 00:05:45,348 --> 00:05:48,840 and certainly revealing about your lack of professionalism. 68 00:05:48,918 --> 00:05:50,579 I quote, 69 00:05:50,653 --> 00:05:54,851 "Tailed suspected hooker up to the Prince Kuhio Suite. 70 00:05:54,924 --> 00:05:57,518 "Continued surveillance for two hours, 71 00:05:57,594 --> 00:06:00,791 "then interrogated her afterwards in the Aloha Lounge." 72 00:06:01,898 --> 00:06:03,866 No doubt over a couple of mai tais. 73 00:06:03,933 --> 00:06:05,662 I thought I'd put her at ease. 74 00:06:05,735 --> 00:06:07,999 Oh, you're very considerate, Magnum. 75 00:06:08,071 --> 00:06:11,268 You're supposed to arrest them, not wine-and-dine them. 76 00:06:11,341 --> 00:06:14,139 (STAMMERlNG) No, there's a very sad story there. Her father... 77 00:06:14,210 --> 00:06:17,611 I'm not interested in her father. Why didn't you arrest her? 78 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:19,443 Because I thought I'd talk to her instead. 79 00:06:19,516 --> 00:06:22,849 Look, I promise you one thing, she will not be back at this hotel! 80 00:06:22,919 --> 00:06:27,151 And maybe you won't be either, if you don't catch this Catman idiot. 81 00:06:27,524 --> 00:06:28,855 Preferably before this Monday, 82 00:06:28,925 --> 00:06:32,258 when the international convention of jewelry designers comes in. 83 00:06:32,328 --> 00:06:34,558 You must stop him by then. 84 00:06:34,631 --> 00:06:38,795 Or I suspect that we will no longer be needing your services. 85 00:06:39,669 --> 00:06:40,966 Are we clear? 86 00:06:41,037 --> 00:06:42,402 Real clear. 87 00:06:42,872 --> 00:06:45,204 Very good. You're dismissed. 88 00:06:47,610 --> 00:06:49,043 Thank you. 89 00:06:50,980 --> 00:06:52,971 Oh, by the way, I want a full report 90 00:06:53,049 --> 00:06:55,483 on today's incident on my desk by 4:00. 91 00:06:55,552 --> 00:06:56,712 Right. 92 00:06:58,054 --> 00:07:02,218 And don't forget to include your reasons for terminating hot pursuit. 93 00:07:02,292 --> 00:07:04,226 Because you don't let me carry a gun. 94 00:07:04,794 --> 00:07:06,625 Hotel rules. 95 00:07:06,696 --> 00:07:07,958 Look, 96 00:07:10,333 --> 00:07:12,426 I wasn't sure I could make the jump. 97 00:07:13,202 --> 00:07:14,191 He did. 98 00:07:23,112 --> 00:07:25,774 MAGNUM: So far, my new employment as house detective 99 00:07:25,848 --> 00:07:28,942 at the Hawaiian Gardens was not a rousing success. 100 00:07:29,018 --> 00:07:30,918 At least not with Clyde Daltrey. 101 00:07:31,020 --> 00:07:33,989 But maybe Clyde, in his own way, did have a point. 102 00:07:34,057 --> 00:07:36,582 There was a time, and not too long ago, 103 00:07:36,659 --> 00:07:40,493 that I would have, without any hesitation, jumped across those buildings. 104 00:07:40,563 --> 00:07:43,361 And if I didn't make it all the way to the other side, 105 00:07:43,433 --> 00:07:46,129 well, it would've been a little too late to start worrying about it. 106 00:07:46,202 --> 00:07:48,466 Just like the Catman didn't. 107 00:07:48,605 --> 00:07:52,405 Nevertheless, my decision not to jump was the rational one. 108 00:07:52,475 --> 00:07:54,636 And I guess as you get older 109 00:07:54,711 --> 00:07:57,839 rational decisions become more and more a part of your life. 110 00:07:57,914 --> 00:08:00,280 Impulsiveness is replaced by caution, 111 00:08:00,350 --> 00:08:03,478 sheer physical infallibility is etched away by time, 112 00:08:03,553 --> 00:08:06,920 and then you know that maybe it's time to get a real job. 113 00:08:06,990 --> 00:08:09,686 And the fact that I was deeply in debt to both Rick and T. C., 114 00:08:09,759 --> 00:08:13,286 I'm sure, had nothing to do with it. Honest. 115 00:08:13,363 --> 00:08:14,455 (KNOCKlNG AT DOOR) 116 00:08:14,530 --> 00:08:16,361 Come in. It's open. 117 00:08:21,070 --> 00:08:22,560 Higgins. 118 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:25,507 Magnum. 119 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:32,138 You're wearing glasses? 120 00:08:32,215 --> 00:08:33,341 No, I'm not. 121 00:08:34,183 --> 00:08:35,309 Yes, you are. 122 00:08:35,385 --> 00:08:36,613 No, I'm not. 123 00:08:41,791 --> 00:08:43,088 Bad light. 124 00:08:43,526 --> 00:08:44,550 Oh. 125 00:08:46,629 --> 00:08:50,690 Well, perhaps this will help. 126 00:08:54,170 --> 00:08:56,229 Perhaps not. 127 00:08:57,540 --> 00:09:01,032 Well, here you are, gainfully employed. 128 00:09:01,110 --> 00:09:04,568 Frankly, a circumstance I could only previously dream about. 129 00:09:04,747 --> 00:09:06,476 Now I marvel. 130 00:09:06,549 --> 00:09:10,451 Higgins, if you're here on a sight-seeing tour, I am busy. 131 00:09:11,087 --> 00:09:12,987 Or do you miss me already? 132 00:09:13,089 --> 00:09:14,351 Hardly. 133 00:09:14,424 --> 00:09:16,915 As a matter of fact, the aura of pastoral serenity 134 00:09:16,993 --> 00:09:19,086 that has permeated the estate since your departure 135 00:09:19,162 --> 00:09:21,096 is positively delightful. 136 00:09:21,464 --> 00:09:23,762 Birds sing, lads frolic. 137 00:09:23,833 --> 00:09:25,994 "Lads frolic"? 138 00:09:26,069 --> 00:09:27,730 What are you here for, Higgins? 139 00:09:27,804 --> 00:09:30,204 Nothing, aside from the fact that I was driving into town 140 00:09:30,273 --> 00:09:33,140 on my way to a meeting of the Anglo-Hawaiian Cultural Academy 141 00:09:33,209 --> 00:09:35,200 and I thought I'd stop by about your mail. 142 00:09:35,278 --> 00:09:36,973 Oh, fine, thank you. 143 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:39,605 Well, I didn't bring it, actually. But it is accumulating. 144 00:09:39,682 --> 00:09:41,309 Mostly publishers' sweepstakes and, of course, 145 00:09:41,384 --> 00:09:43,409 your usual collection of unpaid bills. 146 00:09:45,254 --> 00:09:48,348 Well, send them to me. I'll pay them. 147 00:09:48,424 --> 00:09:51,951 But don't open my sweepstakes. I may have already won. 148 00:09:52,729 --> 00:09:56,028 Perhaps you can pick them up when you come out Sunday to check the security system. 149 00:09:56,099 --> 00:09:58,727 Fine. Say hi to the frolicking lads for me. 150 00:10:07,744 --> 00:10:09,075 Why? 151 00:10:09,178 --> 00:10:10,577 What? Why what? What? 152 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:12,513 I'm merely curious as to why 153 00:10:12,582 --> 00:10:16,040 you have uprooted your life and avocation of the last six years, 154 00:10:16,119 --> 00:10:18,917 and really, your single-minded attempt at a hedonistic lifestyle, 155 00:10:18,988 --> 00:10:22,719 for this rather pedestrian endeavor? 156 00:10:22,792 --> 00:10:25,352 Surely even you can see by now that being a hotel investigator... 157 00:10:25,428 --> 00:10:26,417 Detective. 158 00:10:26,496 --> 00:10:28,487 Detective, is no more than a monotonous routine 159 00:10:28,564 --> 00:10:31,829 of schedules and detail. Serving another master. 160 00:10:33,136 --> 00:10:35,866 Really, it's rather like... 161 00:10:38,307 --> 00:10:40,138 Like your job? 162 00:10:44,747 --> 00:10:46,214 Well, 163 00:10:48,384 --> 00:10:52,115 maybe it's time I had one, too. 164 00:10:53,723 --> 00:10:57,591 They're just for reading. Thanks for coming by. 165 00:10:57,894 --> 00:10:59,225 Quite. 166 00:11:00,763 --> 00:11:04,290 I'll see you on Sunday. Good day, Magnum. 167 00:11:06,068 --> 00:11:10,471 By the by, it eventually happens to even the best of us. 168 00:11:20,950 --> 00:11:22,349 (KNOCKlNG) 169 00:11:22,418 --> 00:11:23,578 What, Higgins? 170 00:11:23,653 --> 00:11:24,847 It's me, Leslie! 171 00:11:24,921 --> 00:11:26,548 (POUNDlNG AT DOOR) 172 00:11:26,622 --> 00:11:27,919 Come on! 173 00:11:29,559 --> 00:11:31,493 I thought I told you never to come... 174 00:11:31,561 --> 00:11:33,722 Save your lectures for later. There's two guys trying to kill me. 175 00:11:33,796 --> 00:11:35,457 What? Where are they? 176 00:11:35,531 --> 00:11:36,520 They're coming down the stairwell. 177 00:11:36,599 --> 00:11:39,193 Well, stay in here, lock the door. 178 00:11:44,907 --> 00:11:46,807 Hey, what's the rush? 179 00:11:52,648 --> 00:11:54,741 Now, let's see some lD. 180 00:11:54,984 --> 00:11:56,212 (GRUNTS) 181 00:12:01,924 --> 00:12:03,289 You see her? 182 00:12:03,359 --> 00:12:05,350 No. But she got off at this floor, though. 183 00:12:05,428 --> 00:12:08,795 Yeah. Well, maybe we'd better check that other stairwell. 184 00:12:08,865 --> 00:12:10,264 What about him? 185 00:12:10,333 --> 00:12:12,528 Let him sleep. 186 00:12:20,276 --> 00:12:21,766 (MAGNUM GRUNTING) 187 00:12:22,411 --> 00:12:24,140 LESLlE: That couldn't hurt that much. 188 00:12:24,213 --> 00:12:26,340 It didn't. I moved my ribs. 189 00:12:26,482 --> 00:12:28,916 Oh. I'm really sorry about this. 190 00:12:28,985 --> 00:12:33,718 So am l. How could l let that guy sneak up from behind me? 191 00:12:33,890 --> 00:12:36,017 Well, maybe you should have had a gun. 192 00:12:36,092 --> 00:12:38,424 I'm not supposed to have a gun. 193 00:12:38,494 --> 00:12:40,894 Besides, if I'd had a gun on the first guy, 194 00:12:40,963 --> 00:12:43,454 I wouldn't be complaining about a butt on the head from the second one. 195 00:12:43,532 --> 00:12:46,524 Yeah. He would have blown your brains out. 196 00:12:48,037 --> 00:12:51,097 You know, that's called escalation. 197 00:12:51,173 --> 00:12:53,607 I remember that from junior college. 198 00:12:53,676 --> 00:12:54,938 It was psych, I think. 199 00:12:55,011 --> 00:12:56,103 Yeah. Well, that's great. 200 00:12:56,178 --> 00:12:58,942 Why didn't you remember you were supposed to stay out of the hotel? 201 00:12:59,882 --> 00:13:00,871 Oh, I remembered. 202 00:13:00,950 --> 00:13:03,180 Now what the hell were you doing here, Leslie? 203 00:13:03,252 --> 00:13:07,552 Look, you're a rent-a-cop. Your job is to roust me. 204 00:13:07,623 --> 00:13:11,024 My job is to ignore you. I was working. 205 00:13:11,093 --> 00:13:13,288 Yeah. What about that story about... 206 00:13:13,362 --> 00:13:15,125 My sister's back operation? 207 00:13:15,197 --> 00:13:18,132 No. About your dad's kidney machine. 208 00:13:18,267 --> 00:13:20,394 Oh, yeah. 209 00:13:20,569 --> 00:13:22,059 I get them mixed up sometimes. 210 00:13:22,138 --> 00:13:25,005 You know, it's not easy keeping everything straight. 211 00:13:25,074 --> 00:13:27,941 In my line, you talk to a lot of people. 212 00:13:28,010 --> 00:13:32,504 Yeah. But not all of them want to kill you. Now, what happened? 213 00:13:34,350 --> 00:13:36,181 What happened, Leslie? 214 00:13:38,754 --> 00:13:40,813 I guess I got some people mad at me. 215 00:13:40,890 --> 00:13:42,915 You've got a lot of people mad at you. 216 00:13:42,992 --> 00:13:44,391 And you've got three of them mad at me. 217 00:13:44,460 --> 00:13:45,927 Now, I want an explanation. 218 00:13:45,995 --> 00:13:49,692 Okay, okay. You pegged it. 219 00:13:49,765 --> 00:13:52,563 I had an opportunity for a major deal. 220 00:13:52,635 --> 00:13:54,830 You know, in the penthouse suite. 221 00:13:54,904 --> 00:13:57,498 Look, I really wasn't going to come back here, 222 00:13:57,606 --> 00:14:00,302 but a client in the penthouse suite is sort of irresistible, 223 00:14:00,376 --> 00:14:01,570 you know what I mean? 224 00:14:01,644 --> 00:14:02,975 Well, it seems real resistible to me. 225 00:14:03,045 --> 00:14:04,945 Why did this guy want to kill you? 226 00:14:05,114 --> 00:14:07,708 Oh, that wasn't him. Those were his friends. 227 00:14:07,783 --> 00:14:10,581 Why did they want to kill you? 228 00:14:10,653 --> 00:14:13,087 Oh, you're not going to turn me in, are you? 229 00:14:13,155 --> 00:14:14,247 I'm thinking about it. 230 00:14:14,323 --> 00:14:16,814 I'm also thinking about letting you just walk right out of here. 231 00:14:16,892 --> 00:14:20,293 But I guess being turned in would probably be more preferable to you, right? 232 00:14:20,363 --> 00:14:22,729 You know, you've got a real cop mentality. 233 00:14:22,798 --> 00:14:24,629 You ought to work on that hostility. 234 00:14:24,700 --> 00:14:27,134 Yeah? What happened? 235 00:14:27,203 --> 00:14:28,397 Okay, fine. 236 00:14:28,471 --> 00:14:32,100 You want it, you got it. I tried to pick the guy's pocket. 237 00:14:32,575 --> 00:14:34,167 That wasn't real bright. 238 00:14:34,243 --> 00:14:36,211 In his closet. 239 00:14:36,278 --> 00:14:38,746 I was on my way out of the suite and there was this open closet 240 00:14:38,881 --> 00:14:40,712 in the entry hall with all these coats hanging up 241 00:14:40,783 --> 00:14:42,080 and so I just thought I'd kind of... 242 00:14:42,184 --> 00:14:45,642 Rip off his wallet to pay for your grandmother's wheelchair. 243 00:14:45,721 --> 00:14:47,450 Something like that. 244 00:14:47,523 --> 00:14:48,922 Anyway, 245 00:14:50,092 --> 00:14:53,653 while I was doing that I could hear him talking on the phone. 246 00:14:53,729 --> 00:14:55,458 Business, you know. 247 00:14:55,531 --> 00:14:58,398 Except he was talking in some sort of code. 248 00:14:59,068 --> 00:15:02,128 I've been around and I know he was setting up some sort of job. 249 00:15:02,204 --> 00:15:03,193 And? 250 00:15:03,272 --> 00:15:05,900 And that's when those two jerks walked in. 251 00:15:05,975 --> 00:15:07,772 How'd you get away? 252 00:15:09,678 --> 00:15:11,475 It's a lethal sucker, isn't it? 253 00:15:11,547 --> 00:15:12,673 Hmm, 254 00:15:12,748 --> 00:15:14,477 so was the gun they hit me over the head with. 255 00:15:14,550 --> 00:15:16,518 Now, who's this client of yours? 256 00:15:16,585 --> 00:15:18,519 It's Willard Huxley. 257 00:15:19,588 --> 00:15:21,419 Willard X. Huxley? 258 00:15:21,490 --> 00:15:22,855 Well, I didn't know it at the time. 259 00:15:22,925 --> 00:15:26,452 All I knew was it was the penthouse suite. 260 00:15:26,762 --> 00:15:30,095 Willard X. Huxley is a real well-known criminal. 261 00:15:30,166 --> 00:15:33,533 And he knows I heard him setting up a job. 262 00:15:33,602 --> 00:15:36,765 So, Thomas, if you turn me in, I'm going to go to jail. 263 00:15:36,872 --> 00:15:39,773 And if you let me go, I'm sure as hell dead. 264 00:15:41,811 --> 00:15:43,540 You got any ideas? 265 00:15:46,615 --> 00:15:50,517 MAGNUM: My first idea was to check out Willard X. Huxley. 266 00:15:50,586 --> 00:15:52,019 Thanks, Stacy. 267 00:15:52,088 --> 00:15:55,216 But not surprisingly, the party occupying the penthouse suite 268 00:15:55,291 --> 00:15:58,624 had unexpectedly checked out a half-hour ago. 269 00:15:58,727 --> 00:16:00,854 Which left me to my second idea. 270 00:16:00,930 --> 00:16:02,795 And probably the best one. 271 00:16:02,898 --> 00:16:05,162 That is, part with some of my hard-earned paycheck 272 00:16:05,234 --> 00:16:07,964 and get Leslie out of my room, out of this hotel, 273 00:16:08,037 --> 00:16:11,302 out of town and, hopefully, out of my life. 274 00:16:11,373 --> 00:16:13,170 Strictly a humanitarian gesture. 275 00:16:13,242 --> 00:16:14,334 CLYDE: Magnum. 276 00:16:14,410 --> 00:16:15,638 Besides, this job was tough enough 277 00:16:15,711 --> 00:16:18,544 without dealing with troublesome irrelevancies. 278 00:16:19,048 --> 00:16:20,276 Where have you been? 279 00:16:20,349 --> 00:16:21,373 (GROANS) 280 00:16:21,450 --> 00:16:22,610 What's the matter with you? 281 00:16:22,685 --> 00:16:24,516 Nothing. 282 00:16:24,587 --> 00:16:28,387 I slipped in the shower. Your shower heads aren't high enough, Clyde. 283 00:16:28,457 --> 00:16:29,651 What is it? 284 00:16:29,725 --> 00:16:32,421 My, my, aren't we short? Job getting to you? 285 00:16:32,495 --> 00:16:34,588 No. Don't say it. 286 00:16:35,131 --> 00:16:38,862 We don't want to create any further grounds for taking disciplinary action, do we? 287 00:16:38,934 --> 00:16:40,265 Of course not. 288 00:16:40,336 --> 00:16:42,566 Don't even think about taking legal action 289 00:16:42,638 --> 00:16:44,299 over your shower incident. 290 00:16:44,373 --> 00:16:48,275 Those heads are to code. Perhaps yours isn't. 291 00:16:48,344 --> 00:16:49,402 (LAUGHS) 292 00:16:49,478 --> 00:16:52,003 Clyde, you know, you remind me of this guy that... 293 00:16:52,081 --> 00:16:53,776 Spare me the personal anecdotes. 294 00:16:53,849 --> 00:16:55,373 I have business to discuss. 295 00:16:55,451 --> 00:16:56,748 Discuss. 296 00:16:56,819 --> 00:16:59,982 Specifically, the bottom line of the emergency board of directors meeting 297 00:17:00,055 --> 00:17:01,818 I just attended. Which is... 298 00:17:01,891 --> 00:17:04,018 Which is? Which is 299 00:17:05,628 --> 00:17:09,223 that the self-styled Catman of Kauai must be apprehended 300 00:17:09,298 --> 00:17:12,927 before the international convention of jewelry designers convenes. 301 00:17:13,002 --> 00:17:15,402 I know that. I mean, I'm doing everything I can. 302 00:17:15,471 --> 00:17:17,439 I've increased uniformed security, 303 00:17:17,506 --> 00:17:19,440 patrols, warnings to guests. 304 00:17:19,508 --> 00:17:21,669 Besides, who's to say I didn't scare him off? 305 00:17:21,744 --> 00:17:23,439 He does. 306 00:17:23,746 --> 00:17:26,408 This note from him is what prompted the meeting. 307 00:17:27,183 --> 00:17:30,744 The cocky, little sneak thief has thrown down the gauntlet. 308 00:17:30,819 --> 00:17:34,482 He thinks this is a game. I want him. 309 00:17:34,557 --> 00:17:35,854 So do l. 310 00:17:36,792 --> 00:17:39,955 Oh, well, finally, we agree on something. 311 00:17:40,029 --> 00:17:43,294 I want you to do whatever is necessary to catch him. 312 00:17:45,067 --> 00:17:47,627 I leave it to you, Magnum. 313 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:53,840 It's time you proved yourself. 314 00:17:56,445 --> 00:17:57,605 (SCOFFS) 315 00:18:06,889 --> 00:18:07,878 (SNlFFS) 316 00:18:11,126 --> 00:18:12,457 (ELECTRlCAL BUZZlNG) 317 00:18:20,836 --> 00:18:22,030 (GRUNTlNG) 318 00:18:22,705 --> 00:18:23,694 Ooh. 319 00:18:25,774 --> 00:18:27,002 Oops. 320 00:18:33,983 --> 00:18:36,076 I'm sorry, but, you said not to go out, 321 00:18:36,151 --> 00:18:38,244 and I wanted to cook you dinner. 322 00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:41,414 Salisbury steak with mashed potatoes and a brownie. 323 00:18:41,490 --> 00:18:44,220 It would have helped if you had taken them out of the cartons. 324 00:18:44,893 --> 00:18:47,487 Oh. Well, I don't cook much. 325 00:18:49,031 --> 00:18:51,522 Hey, how about room service? 326 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:53,727 Oh, great. Why don't we take an ad out 327 00:18:53,802 --> 00:18:55,963 in the hotel newspaper that you're staying here? 328 00:18:56,038 --> 00:18:57,266 Well, I don't have to. 329 00:18:57,339 --> 00:18:58,499 I know that. 330 00:18:58,574 --> 00:19:01,839 But you're going to until I can get you out of town safely. 331 00:19:01,910 --> 00:19:04,470 Oh, yeah. Well, who says I want to get out of town? 332 00:19:04,546 --> 00:19:07,674 Well, for starters, Huxley and the guys who were trying to kill you. 333 00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:09,684 After that, the line forms right behind me. 334 00:19:09,785 --> 00:19:11,309 Hey, look, you don't have to do me any favors. 335 00:19:11,387 --> 00:19:12,877 I've been in worse scrapes. 336 00:19:12,955 --> 00:19:14,183 So have l. 337 00:19:14,256 --> 00:19:15,245 I'm leaving. 338 00:19:15,324 --> 00:19:16,848 No, you're not. 339 00:19:16,925 --> 00:19:19,519 Rick, what are you doing tonight? 340 00:19:19,662 --> 00:19:22,153 Huh? Oh, hey, that's great. 341 00:19:22,231 --> 00:19:23,858 Do you have any friends? 342 00:19:23,932 --> 00:19:26,127 No, not you. 343 00:19:26,201 --> 00:19:27,793 What are you talking about? 344 00:19:27,870 --> 00:19:30,304 You know, friends. 345 00:19:32,207 --> 00:19:34,107 Everywhere I go! 346 00:19:35,811 --> 00:19:37,073 What? You wanna double? 347 00:19:37,146 --> 00:19:40,809 No! No, Rick, no. Just a second. 348 00:19:40,883 --> 00:19:43,374 Look, I have a plan to get us out of our respective messes. 349 00:19:43,452 --> 00:19:44,885 Will you help me? 350 00:19:44,953 --> 00:19:46,181 I don't know. 351 00:19:46,689 --> 00:19:49,351 I'll get dinner. I'll get dinner. 352 00:19:49,425 --> 00:19:51,689 Yeah, that's right. And I'm buying. 353 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:55,059 Look, I'm trying to save your life and my job. Will you help? 354 00:19:58,467 --> 00:20:00,332 Okay, why not? 355 00:20:01,303 --> 00:20:03,271 Thank you. And thank you. 356 00:20:04,373 --> 00:20:08,537 You know, I get the feeling that you're much too good for this kind of work. 357 00:20:08,977 --> 00:20:10,842 Oh, well, thanks. Maybe that... 358 00:20:10,913 --> 00:20:15,316 Don't finish that or I'll lose all respect for you. 359 00:20:42,745 --> 00:20:44,076 (RlNGlNG BELL) 360 00:20:44,213 --> 00:20:47,740 Mr. and Mrs. John Smith from Modesto, California. 361 00:20:47,816 --> 00:20:51,411 I believe we have reservations. The honeymoon suite. 362 00:20:54,089 --> 00:20:56,853 (CLEARlNG THROAT) Yes. 363 00:20:56,925 --> 00:21:00,361 Will you be paying by check or by credit card? 364 00:21:00,429 --> 00:21:04,092 It'll be cash, baby. All cash. 365 00:21:07,336 --> 00:21:09,361 (PEOPLE CHATTERlNG) 366 00:21:09,605 --> 00:21:11,596 MAGNUM: Yes, I know what you're thinking. 367 00:21:11,673 --> 00:21:15,541 This was a crude and obvious ploy to capture the Catman. 368 00:21:15,644 --> 00:21:17,908 Well, I didn't think the Catman's taunting note 369 00:21:17,980 --> 00:21:20,312 was the height of subtlety either. 370 00:21:20,382 --> 00:21:21,781 And, I guess, neither is that old adage 371 00:21:21,850 --> 00:21:24,478 about killing two birds with one stone. 372 00:21:24,586 --> 00:21:26,918 But the reason clichés are clichés 373 00:21:26,989 --> 00:21:30,481 is because ultimately they're either true or they work. 374 00:21:30,559 --> 00:21:33,050 That's why you never hear sayings you've never heard before. 375 00:21:33,128 --> 00:21:34,789 Those are the ones that didn't work. 376 00:21:34,863 --> 00:21:38,355 Which is all to say why I was hoping this one would. 377 00:21:38,434 --> 00:21:42,837 I catch the Catman and get Leslie out of town in one fell swoop. 378 00:21:42,905 --> 00:21:44,031 And if it didn't work, 379 00:21:44,106 --> 00:21:47,132 I suppose there's always more clichés to fall back to. 380 00:21:47,209 --> 00:21:48,540 There always are. 381 00:21:48,710 --> 00:21:51,736 CLEO: Save the heart of gold stuff for some other sucker. 382 00:21:54,016 --> 00:21:58,817 The only reason I'm doing this is for Leslie. And 100 big ones. 383 00:21:58,887 --> 00:22:01,822 You know, between this and the bread that I have to lay out 384 00:22:01,890 --> 00:22:04,085 for Leslie, to get her out of town for you tomorrow, 385 00:22:04,159 --> 00:22:06,252 it's gotta be costing you a lot of money on this job, Thomas. 386 00:22:06,328 --> 00:22:07,454 So maybe you should just consider... 387 00:22:07,529 --> 00:22:08,791 No, I'm gonna see this through. 388 00:22:08,864 --> 00:22:11,355 My tab runs all the way back to spring training. 389 00:22:11,467 --> 00:22:13,833 My tab started at 6:00. 390 00:22:13,936 --> 00:22:16,769 Look, forget it, Thomas. Just forget the whole thing. It's history. 391 00:22:16,839 --> 00:22:18,773 No, it's not history. It's a debt. 392 00:22:18,841 --> 00:22:20,809 I like the way he thinks. 393 00:22:20,876 --> 00:22:22,275 Well, I'm right, aren't l? 394 00:22:22,344 --> 00:22:24,039 Who am I to argue? 395 00:22:24,112 --> 00:22:25,909 But that's not the point. 396 00:22:25,981 --> 00:22:28,313 Look, you don't have to do it this way, Thomas. 397 00:22:28,383 --> 00:22:31,113 Getting a regular job, moving off of Robin Masters' estate, 398 00:22:31,186 --> 00:22:32,551 it's a little extreme. 399 00:22:32,621 --> 00:22:33,918 No, it's not extreme. 400 00:22:33,989 --> 00:22:35,388 It's boring. 401 00:22:35,457 --> 00:22:37,186 Well, yeah, it may... 402 00:22:37,259 --> 00:22:40,524 Well, yeah... Yes, it may be boring, but it's... 403 00:22:40,629 --> 00:22:43,860 It's not the Thomas Sullivan Magnum that I know. 404 00:22:43,932 --> 00:22:46,662 CLEO: Hey, guy, people change. 405 00:22:46,735 --> 00:22:48,760 Before this, I was a dancer. 406 00:22:48,837 --> 00:22:50,930 RlCK: Oh, that's terrific. 407 00:22:51,006 --> 00:22:53,236 Okay, okay. What do you want me to do? 408 00:22:53,408 --> 00:22:56,400 Well, I want you to take Cleo out to dinner 409 00:22:56,478 --> 00:22:57,706 while I wait this guy out. 410 00:22:57,779 --> 00:23:00,077 Well, what if it takes this guy a long time to show up? 411 00:23:00,148 --> 00:23:02,844 Well, then I want you to take her dancing. You like dancing? 412 00:23:02,918 --> 00:23:04,317 Mmm-hmm. 413 00:23:04,419 --> 00:23:06,683 Just be obvious. 414 00:23:06,755 --> 00:23:10,213 Well, I don't think that's going to be very hard. 415 00:23:10,292 --> 00:23:12,988 Okay, Cleo, let's step out. 416 00:23:14,796 --> 00:23:16,229 Thank you. 417 00:23:17,566 --> 00:23:23,129 Ah, by the way, I brought along a deck of playing cards from the guest house. 418 00:23:23,205 --> 00:23:25,002 You can play a little solitaire while you wait for the Catman. 419 00:23:25,073 --> 00:23:26,062 Thanks. 420 00:23:26,174 --> 00:23:30,338 Obviously, I've connected with two wild and crazy guys. 421 00:23:32,047 --> 00:23:33,981 Don't cheat, big guy. 422 00:23:39,488 --> 00:23:43,754 MAGNUM: Rick was right on one account. This job was costing me money. 423 00:23:43,825 --> 00:23:46,316 But somehow, that wasn't the issue anymore. 424 00:23:51,533 --> 00:23:53,023 To spout more clichés, it had come down 425 00:23:53,101 --> 00:23:56,093 to my own sense of pride and professionalism. 426 00:23:56,171 --> 00:23:58,935 Catch the crook and save the damsel. 427 00:23:59,007 --> 00:24:01,567 Even if I had to break hotel rules. 428 00:24:01,643 --> 00:24:03,133 (DOOR OPENlNG) 429 00:24:08,083 --> 00:24:09,812 (PHONE RlNGlNG) 430 00:24:20,662 --> 00:24:21,856 (EXCLAlMlNG lN EXASPERATlON) 431 00:24:22,331 --> 00:24:24,162 (PHONE RlNGlNG) 432 00:24:26,802 --> 00:24:27,826 What? 433 00:24:27,903 --> 00:24:28,961 RICK: Thomas, it's me. 434 00:24:29,037 --> 00:24:30,334 Oh, great. You just blew it. 435 00:24:30,405 --> 00:24:32,305 Just shut up and listen. They got Leslie. 436 00:24:32,374 --> 00:24:33,841 Now, what do you want me to do? 437 00:24:33,909 --> 00:24:35,672 Nothing. They've got guns. Where are they? 438 00:24:35,811 --> 00:24:37,745 At the restaurant. 439 00:24:41,750 --> 00:24:42,978 RlCK: They're heading for the kitchen. 440 00:24:43,051 --> 00:24:45,417 You stay where you are. I'm on my way. 441 00:24:55,831 --> 00:24:58,322 MAGNUM: The bad thing about using clichés in one's work 442 00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:01,198 is that they don't always allow for variables. 443 00:25:01,269 --> 00:25:03,328 Like being lied to by someone you're trying to help 444 00:25:03,405 --> 00:25:05,771 while you're doing your damndest just to do your own job 445 00:25:05,841 --> 00:25:07,331 in order to help yourself. 446 00:25:07,409 --> 00:25:10,401 So much for the two-bird-one-stone theory. 447 00:25:10,479 --> 00:25:12,174 Now it looked like neither. 448 00:25:12,247 --> 00:25:13,976 Except the part about losing my job 449 00:25:14,049 --> 00:25:15,710 became a little more insignificant 450 00:25:15,784 --> 00:25:18,947 when stacked up against the possibility of Leslie losing her life. 451 00:25:19,788 --> 00:25:22,154 Because that was a pleasure I was beginning to want 452 00:25:22,224 --> 00:25:23,851 to reserve for myself. 453 00:25:35,370 --> 00:25:36,701 (GRUNTlNG) 454 00:25:38,907 --> 00:25:41,068 (SCREAMlNG) 455 00:25:51,053 --> 00:25:52,350 (LESLlE CRYlNG OUT) 456 00:25:55,791 --> 00:25:57,884 (MUTTERlNG ANGRlLY lN FRENCH) 457 00:26:12,207 --> 00:26:13,731 (MAN EXCLAlMS) 458 00:26:16,111 --> 00:26:17,703 (CLOTH TEARlNG) 459 00:26:27,589 --> 00:26:28,920 Go! 460 00:26:31,326 --> 00:26:32,315 (TlRES SCREECHlNG) 461 00:26:42,904 --> 00:26:46,396 I guess it's time to think about getting out of town. 462 00:26:50,479 --> 00:26:53,209 MAGNUM: It's time to think about getting out of my life! 463 00:26:53,381 --> 00:26:55,076 LESLlE: Fine. 464 00:26:55,150 --> 00:26:56,777 Except you can't do it till morning. 465 00:26:56,852 --> 00:26:57,944 That's when Rick made the arrangements. 466 00:26:58,019 --> 00:26:59,418 Oh, well, tell him not to bother. 467 00:26:59,488 --> 00:27:01,046 And the same goes for you. 468 00:27:01,123 --> 00:27:04,786 Not to bother? Not to bother! 469 00:27:04,860 --> 00:27:07,852 Oh, so now you're telling me not to bother? 470 00:27:07,929 --> 00:27:11,558 What about saving your life? Twice! I bothered then. 471 00:27:11,633 --> 00:27:14,295 What do you want? Return in trade? 472 00:27:14,369 --> 00:27:15,358 No! 473 00:27:15,437 --> 00:27:18,031 Come on. My life's worth $100. 474 00:27:18,206 --> 00:27:19,935 At least I think it is. 475 00:27:23,779 --> 00:27:25,303 Oh! 476 00:27:37,392 --> 00:27:39,883 Why'd you leave the room? 477 00:27:40,028 --> 00:27:41,256 You know people are after you. 478 00:27:41,329 --> 00:27:44,526 You know I told... You know I told you to stay put. 479 00:27:44,666 --> 00:27:45,758 Why'd you leave? 480 00:27:47,302 --> 00:27:48,291 I don't know. 481 00:27:48,370 --> 00:27:50,702 Come on, Leslie, why'd you leave? 482 00:27:50,972 --> 00:27:52,633 I was hustling the bar. 483 00:27:52,707 --> 00:27:54,937 What? Why? 484 00:27:55,010 --> 00:27:56,034 It's what I do. 485 00:27:56,111 --> 00:27:57,840 Oh, fine, fine. It's what you do. 486 00:27:57,913 --> 00:27:59,972 You know something? That's self-destructive. It... 487 00:28:00,048 --> 00:28:03,449 No, no, oh, no, no. I'm not even going to get into that. 488 00:28:03,585 --> 00:28:06,213 Oh, yeah? Well, just what are you getting into? 489 00:28:06,288 --> 00:28:09,155 All I'm saying is whatever you heard in that penthouse 490 00:28:09,224 --> 00:28:12,159 is incriminating enough to Huxley to get you killed. 491 00:28:12,260 --> 00:28:13,625 And you being this blasé about it 492 00:28:13,695 --> 00:28:15,458 is probably going to get me fired. 493 00:28:15,530 --> 00:28:17,930 So where do we go from here, Mr. House Detective? 494 00:28:17,999 --> 00:28:18,988 (KNOCKlNG AT DOOR) 495 00:28:19,067 --> 00:28:21,262 CLYDE: Magnum. Open up. 496 00:28:21,970 --> 00:28:23,631 In the closet. 497 00:28:24,439 --> 00:28:25,428 (KNOCKlNG) 498 00:28:25,574 --> 00:28:26,563 I'm coming. 499 00:28:28,877 --> 00:28:31,368 CLYDE: I know you're in there. 500 00:28:31,513 --> 00:28:33,140 I'm coming. 501 00:28:41,656 --> 00:28:43,146 Come on in, Clyde. 502 00:28:49,698 --> 00:28:51,393 (DRAWlNG BACK CURTAlN) 503 00:28:54,269 --> 00:28:55,668 Who's in here? 504 00:28:55,770 --> 00:28:57,135 Me and you. 505 00:28:57,205 --> 00:28:59,503 I heard talking. I know I did. 506 00:29:00,842 --> 00:29:02,673 Going somewhere? 507 00:29:02,744 --> 00:29:04,905 No, no. I'm staying right here. 508 00:29:04,980 --> 00:29:07,346 I know I heard talking. 509 00:29:07,415 --> 00:29:09,610 Oh, sure, you did. I had the TV on. 510 00:29:09,718 --> 00:29:12,949 You know, one of those silly family sitcoms with these cute little kids 511 00:29:13,021 --> 00:29:14,989 and the father. And see, he's a doc... 512 00:29:15,056 --> 00:29:16,717 It's solid-state. 513 00:29:17,759 --> 00:29:20,353 Well, I hope you enjoyed it. 514 00:29:20,428 --> 00:29:23,591 Because as of this moment, you're fired. 515 00:29:26,434 --> 00:29:30,268 What? No protests? No recriminations? 516 00:29:30,338 --> 00:29:32,829 No pleas to do a better job? 517 00:29:32,908 --> 00:29:33,966 It's your hotel, Clyde. 518 00:29:34,042 --> 00:29:36,374 You're damn right, it is. And I intend to keep it that way. 519 00:29:36,444 --> 00:29:39,470 And I want the burglars and hookers and riffraff out. 520 00:29:40,749 --> 00:29:43,047 And you can include yourself in that latter category. 521 00:29:43,118 --> 00:29:45,552 Fine. What about the Catman? 522 00:29:45,620 --> 00:29:49,078 What about the jewelry design convention tomorrow? 523 00:29:49,257 --> 00:29:52,021 Don't beg. It's unseemly. 524 00:29:52,093 --> 00:29:53,185 I'm not begging. 525 00:29:53,261 --> 00:29:54,751 Of course not. 526 00:29:55,730 --> 00:29:57,960 As far as the so-called Catman goes, 527 00:29:58,033 --> 00:30:00,297 hopefully, your amateurish ruse has worked 528 00:30:00,368 --> 00:30:02,097 and he'll skip the convention. 529 00:30:02,170 --> 00:30:03,933 And in the matter of the convention, 530 00:30:04,039 --> 00:30:06,303 I have decided to personally take over 531 00:30:06,374 --> 00:30:08,365 the supervision of security myself. 532 00:30:08,443 --> 00:30:10,570 I don't think I could do any worse. 533 00:30:10,912 --> 00:30:12,812 I'm sure you'll do fine, Clyde. 534 00:30:12,881 --> 00:30:15,372 I'm sure any thief who saw you in the showroom 535 00:30:15,450 --> 00:30:18,180 would be just quaking in his black sneakers. 536 00:30:18,253 --> 00:30:21,245 Let me do the sarcasm here, Magnum. All right? 537 00:30:21,456 --> 00:30:23,686 As a matter of fact, you've become totally irrelevant, 538 00:30:23,758 --> 00:30:27,285 as I have, at great expense to the hotel, 539 00:30:27,362 --> 00:30:31,059 increased uniformed personnel for the convention tenfold. 540 00:30:31,333 --> 00:30:34,598 I'm sure we'll do just fine without you. 541 00:30:34,669 --> 00:30:37,035 Oh. And, yes, 542 00:30:38,273 --> 00:30:40,935 we'll deduct the damages to the kitchen and to the guest's car 543 00:30:41,009 --> 00:30:42,840 from your severance pay. 544 00:30:42,911 --> 00:30:47,575 And when it's all computed, you probably won't owe us too much money. 545 00:30:49,284 --> 00:30:51,252 Good night. 546 00:30:54,889 --> 00:30:59,952 Oh, remember, checkout is 1 2 noon. 547 00:31:05,133 --> 00:31:06,122 (DOOR CLOSlNG) 548 00:31:06,401 --> 00:31:07,390 God... 549 00:31:11,239 --> 00:31:13,469 Kind of a jerk, isn't he? 550 00:31:17,245 --> 00:31:19,008 Look at it this way. 551 00:31:20,782 --> 00:31:21,840 You're better off. 552 00:31:21,916 --> 00:31:24,612 Whatever you were doing before has got to be better, you know? 553 00:31:24,753 --> 00:31:25,913 Maybe. 554 00:31:25,987 --> 00:31:29,684 Well, I don't think you have much of a choice anymore. 555 00:31:30,859 --> 00:31:32,759 What about you? 556 00:31:32,827 --> 00:31:35,660 Come morning, I'm gone. Thanks to you. 557 00:31:35,730 --> 00:31:36,788 Where? 558 00:31:36,865 --> 00:31:39,561 I got some friends in LA. 559 00:31:41,503 --> 00:31:45,030 Or maybe they're in Vegas. I don't know. I'll get along. 560 00:31:51,112 --> 00:31:53,478 What did you do before? 561 00:31:53,548 --> 00:31:56,016 I was a private investigator. 562 00:31:56,084 --> 00:32:01,078 Oh, one of those, huh? Divorces, paper-hangers, repos. 563 00:32:02,157 --> 00:32:05,285 I guess it's a racket just as good as any other. 564 00:32:08,129 --> 00:32:09,323 What about you? 565 00:32:09,397 --> 00:32:11,126 What about my racket? 566 00:32:11,666 --> 00:32:14,760 What's a sweet girl like me doing turning tricks? 567 00:32:14,836 --> 00:32:17,361 Oh, I know, you would have said it better. 568 00:32:17,505 --> 00:32:19,939 You would have said I had a lot going for me 569 00:32:20,008 --> 00:32:22,135 and I wasn't that dumb... 570 00:32:22,210 --> 00:32:24,075 No, I don't think I would have said that. 571 00:32:24,145 --> 00:32:27,410 Everything you've done since I met you has been dumb. 572 00:32:28,083 --> 00:32:30,176 Goes with the territory, right? 573 00:32:33,688 --> 00:32:35,121 (SlGHS) 574 00:32:38,259 --> 00:32:39,590 Thomas. 575 00:32:40,361 --> 00:32:44,525 Listen, we both know there are no pat answers. 576 00:32:47,001 --> 00:32:52,439 There's no grandmother, there's no kidney machine and there's no sick sister. 577 00:32:55,443 --> 00:32:58,674 There was an uncle that made growing up real tough. 578 00:33:00,248 --> 00:33:03,012 But I guess a lot of people have to grow up tough. 579 00:33:06,688 --> 00:33:09,851 Well, I guess I couldn't. 580 00:33:12,060 --> 00:33:16,463 So, I took the proverbial path of least resistance. 581 00:33:17,665 --> 00:33:19,155 The easy way. 582 00:33:19,834 --> 00:33:21,563 Except it hasn't been so easy. 583 00:33:21,703 --> 00:33:25,662 Well, it's been interesting. I mean, you and me. 584 00:33:29,277 --> 00:33:32,713 At least you got a souvenir. A slightly used coat. 585 00:33:37,685 --> 00:33:39,016 What is it? 586 00:33:39,787 --> 00:33:41,618 It's a phone number. 587 00:33:42,590 --> 00:33:43,921 Probably a bimbo. 588 00:33:43,992 --> 00:33:45,687 Or his contact. 589 00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:47,250 Huxley? 590 00:33:49,864 --> 00:33:51,229 Come on. 591 00:33:51,933 --> 00:33:55,027 Who cares? I'm gone tomorrow. So are you. 592 00:33:55,103 --> 00:33:57,435 It's not our problem anymore. What's it matter? 593 00:33:58,072 --> 00:33:59,300 It matters. 594 00:34:00,708 --> 00:34:01,766 Why? 595 00:34:01,843 --> 00:34:04,539 It matters. It matters because sometimes you get to a point 596 00:34:04,612 --> 00:34:07,604 where easy rationalizations don't cut it anymore. 597 00:34:07,715 --> 00:34:09,580 There's got to be a place where you stop and examine your life. 598 00:34:09,651 --> 00:34:12,677 And if it isn't right, then maybe you just got to say, "No, no more," 599 00:34:13,655 --> 00:34:15,179 or stop looking in the mirror. 600 00:34:17,458 --> 00:34:18,925 Make the call. 601 00:34:30,104 --> 00:34:31,264 MAN ON PHONE: Hello? 602 00:34:32,707 --> 00:34:34,174 Hello? 603 00:34:34,709 --> 00:34:35,698 Hello? 604 00:34:42,483 --> 00:34:43,541 LESLlE: I'm not leaving. 605 00:34:43,618 --> 00:34:45,142 MAGNUM: You have to. 606 00:34:45,220 --> 00:34:46,585 Now, it's for your own good. 607 00:34:46,654 --> 00:34:49,623 Fine. But what about the easy rationalizations 608 00:34:49,691 --> 00:34:52,683 and the part where you just gotta say, "No, no more," 609 00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:54,785 or stop looking in the mirror? 610 00:34:56,397 --> 00:34:58,024 Good memory, huh? 611 00:34:58,099 --> 00:35:00,590 Well, maybe you should remember that these guys have guns, 612 00:35:00,668 --> 00:35:02,932 and they like to point them at you and pull the trigger. 613 00:35:03,004 --> 00:35:04,369 Oh, to hell with them. 614 00:35:04,439 --> 00:35:07,840 Hey, that's great. That's a really well-considered plan. 615 00:35:07,909 --> 00:35:08,933 Well, what's yours? 616 00:35:09,010 --> 00:35:10,443 I don't know. 617 00:35:10,511 --> 00:35:11,876 Thomas, let me help. 618 00:35:11,946 --> 00:35:14,847 You can help by leaving. Rick? 619 00:35:14,916 --> 00:35:15,974 Are you ready now? 620 00:35:16,050 --> 00:35:18,951 No. Get the hell out of here. 621 00:35:23,258 --> 00:35:25,385 Thomas, look, 622 00:35:26,427 --> 00:35:28,895 you've done a lot for me. 623 00:35:28,963 --> 00:35:33,024 You talked to me, you made me see things a little differently. 624 00:35:35,103 --> 00:35:38,664 I don't mean a whole lot differently, but a little differently. 625 00:35:41,209 --> 00:35:43,734 You saved my life a couple of times. 626 00:35:43,978 --> 00:35:46,446 And mostly because of that, you lost your job. 627 00:35:46,514 --> 00:35:48,106 Ah, no, no, no, no. Come on. 628 00:35:48,182 --> 00:35:50,241 I didn't lose my job over you. 629 00:35:50,318 --> 00:35:52,548 I lost my job 'cause I was working for a crook 630 00:35:52,620 --> 00:35:54,349 who was working with some other crooks who happened to want 631 00:35:54,422 --> 00:35:58,256 to kill you because they thought you knew what they were up to. 632 00:35:59,761 --> 00:36:00,955 Fine. 633 00:36:01,029 --> 00:36:03,896 So that makes me part of this. 634 00:36:03,965 --> 00:36:07,196 Now, we've got to stop those crooks from ripping off the hotel. 635 00:36:10,571 --> 00:36:15,065 I owe you. And we owe them. 636 00:36:16,544 --> 00:36:19,240 Besides, who knows that dump better than we do, huh? 637 00:36:21,316 --> 00:36:22,305 Now? 638 00:36:22,417 --> 00:36:24,408 No. Not yet. 639 00:36:40,068 --> 00:36:41,092 Good morning. 640 00:36:41,169 --> 00:36:43,262 (TOGETHER) Aloha! 641 00:36:43,338 --> 00:36:45,431 MAGNUM: Yes, I know what you're thinking. 642 00:36:45,506 --> 00:36:47,269 Why not call the cops? 643 00:36:47,342 --> 00:36:49,469 Well, there's some very good reasons for not doing that. 644 00:36:49,544 --> 00:36:51,978 First of all, Clyde Daltrey's private phone number 645 00:36:52,046 --> 00:36:56,107 stuck in a cheap hood's coat didn't mean a thing, legally speaking. 646 00:36:56,250 --> 00:36:58,343 And the police questioning him about such 647 00:36:58,419 --> 00:37:00,580 would merely cause him to abort the heist. 648 00:37:00,655 --> 00:37:02,919 So we had to do this ourselves. 649 00:37:02,990 --> 00:37:06,357 But there was also another aspect to consider. 650 00:37:06,427 --> 00:37:08,657 An aspect that had been running through my mind 651 00:37:08,730 --> 00:37:11,893 ever since I didn't follow the Catman's leap. 652 00:37:12,033 --> 00:37:14,968 It had to do with resolving a couple of nagging doubts. 653 00:37:15,036 --> 00:37:19,200 And it also had to do with, and I think Leslie would say the same thing, 654 00:37:19,273 --> 00:37:22,208 a little something called self-respect. 655 00:37:22,276 --> 00:37:25,302 The exhibition starts in the Rainbow Room in an hour. 656 00:37:25,380 --> 00:37:28,907 If they're going to lift the collection, it's going to be between now and then. 657 00:37:28,983 --> 00:37:33,215 Okay, but I don't see any sign of them. 658 00:37:35,723 --> 00:37:37,953 Hey, what about the Catman? What if he shows up? 659 00:37:38,025 --> 00:37:39,049 That's Clyde's problem. 660 00:37:39,127 --> 00:37:40,492 That's why he wanted me to catch the guy 661 00:37:40,561 --> 00:37:41,926 so badly in the first place. 662 00:37:41,996 --> 00:37:44,794 So he wouldn't screw up his perfect heist. 663 00:37:44,866 --> 00:37:47,835 Yeah, but, you want him, too. Don't you? 664 00:38:06,754 --> 00:38:08,187 A drink, miss? 665 00:38:08,256 --> 00:38:09,245 Yes, thank you. 666 00:38:09,357 --> 00:38:11,689 No, thank you. Thank you. 667 00:38:11,759 --> 00:38:14,557 Yes, quite. You will, of course, reimburse me 668 00:38:14,629 --> 00:38:16,529 for the rental of this absurd suit. 669 00:38:16,597 --> 00:38:18,360 I told you I would. 670 00:38:18,433 --> 00:38:19,661 Good. 671 00:38:19,734 --> 00:38:22,794 Everything is arranged. We only await your signal. 672 00:38:22,904 --> 00:38:24,166 Aloha. 673 00:38:34,315 --> 00:38:36,340 You know, you've got some loyal friends. 674 00:38:36,417 --> 00:38:37,441 Yeah. 675 00:38:37,518 --> 00:38:41,284 He said he didn't want to see my career "besmirched" without a fight. 676 00:38:41,389 --> 00:38:42,788 He's just helping me out, that's all. 677 00:38:42,857 --> 00:38:45,621 I think he wants you to come back to the estate and your old job. 678 00:38:45,693 --> 00:38:48,924 Higgins? No. As a matter of fact... 679 00:38:48,996 --> 00:38:50,861 There he is. 680 00:39:00,641 --> 00:39:02,302 MAGNUM: That is Willard X. Huxley. 681 00:39:02,376 --> 00:39:04,401 And there's the other clowns. 682 00:39:22,563 --> 00:39:25,054 All right. Are you ready? 683 00:39:25,199 --> 00:39:26,723 Oh, sure. 684 00:39:26,901 --> 00:39:28,027 Okay. 685 00:39:28,135 --> 00:39:31,798 All right, honey, let me get one. Get up on the rail. 686 00:39:32,039 --> 00:39:33,631 Oh, that's great. 687 00:39:33,708 --> 00:39:35,437 That's good. Good. 688 00:39:35,510 --> 00:39:39,378 Now lean back and smile. 689 00:39:39,947 --> 00:39:42,814 Oh, my God. Oh, help me. 690 00:39:42,884 --> 00:39:44,010 LESLlE: Get me up! What the hell? 691 00:39:44,085 --> 00:39:46,076 LESLlE: Don't just stand there and stare... All the better. 692 00:39:46,153 --> 00:39:47,245 Let's go. 693 00:39:47,321 --> 00:39:49,721 LESLlE:...Iike idiots! Do something! Call the paramedics. 694 00:39:50,291 --> 00:39:52,851 LESLlE: Call the paramedics. Get in there. Do something! 695 00:39:53,494 --> 00:39:57,453 LESLlE: Don't just stand there! I'm gonna fall. My fingers are slipping! 696 00:40:11,612 --> 00:40:13,136 (ROARlNG) 697 00:40:16,350 --> 00:40:17,544 (LESLlE SHOUTlNG) 698 00:40:22,523 --> 00:40:24,650 (EVERYBODY CLAPPlNG) 699 00:40:27,995 --> 00:40:29,553 WlLLARD: Come on, Clyde! Hurry it up. 700 00:40:29,630 --> 00:40:32,258 I will do this as fast as I am able. 701 00:40:44,645 --> 00:40:47,808 Where are your friends? 702 00:40:47,882 --> 00:40:49,474 They were right behind us. 703 00:40:50,551 --> 00:40:52,018 Did you lock the door on them? 704 00:40:52,753 --> 00:40:53,742 No, I did. 705 00:40:57,258 --> 00:40:59,920 Hi, Clyde. Willard. 706 00:41:01,062 --> 00:41:03,394 What are you doing here? 707 00:41:03,464 --> 00:41:04,726 You're not supposed to have that. 708 00:41:04,799 --> 00:41:08,132 And you're not supposed to steal. House rules. 709 00:41:08,970 --> 00:41:11,404 Now, drop the trinkets, Willard. 710 00:41:13,674 --> 00:41:14,732 That's right. 711 00:41:14,809 --> 00:41:15,798 Did you get them? No! 712 00:41:21,215 --> 00:41:22,648 MAGNUM: Don't! 713 00:41:31,959 --> 00:41:33,950 It's okay. I'll get the gun. 714 00:41:34,028 --> 00:41:35,017 No! 715 00:41:47,074 --> 00:41:50,566 Um, I can cut you in. 716 00:41:57,151 --> 00:41:59,949 We're gonna have to move really quickly. 717 00:42:03,824 --> 00:42:07,351 Uh, okay. 718 00:42:08,596 --> 00:42:11,190 (STAMMERlNG) Okay, that's not your way. 719 00:42:12,266 --> 00:42:14,461 I'll... I'll go along peacefully. 720 00:42:19,774 --> 00:42:23,005 Um... Wait. 721 00:42:24,145 --> 00:42:26,773 I want to tell you something. 722 00:42:27,982 --> 00:42:29,472 Oops! 723 00:42:31,886 --> 00:42:35,322 I want to take back all those things I said about you. 724 00:42:36,657 --> 00:42:38,215 You are good. 725 00:42:43,064 --> 00:42:44,053 Thank you. 726 00:43:02,883 --> 00:43:04,145 HlGGlNS: This is preposterous. 727 00:43:04,218 --> 00:43:06,083 RlCK: Yeah. It don't make any sense either. 728 00:43:06,153 --> 00:43:07,279 Just tell me why. 729 00:43:07,354 --> 00:43:08,651 I don't know. 730 00:43:08,723 --> 00:43:09,747 You don't know? 731 00:43:09,824 --> 00:43:11,314 I don't. 732 00:43:11,392 --> 00:43:13,326 It's just that... 733 00:43:13,394 --> 00:43:17,023 It's just that I don't think I'm finished here yet. 734 00:43:17,098 --> 00:43:18,395 What else is there for you to do? 735 00:43:18,466 --> 00:43:21,731 I mean, besides settle a few debts with Rick and l? 736 00:43:22,103 --> 00:43:24,162 I mean, life can go back to normal. 737 00:43:24,238 --> 00:43:26,832 That's just it. Maybe normal wasn't normal. 738 00:43:26,907 --> 00:43:27,999 T.C.: And this is? 739 00:43:28,075 --> 00:43:31,875 Hey look, Thomas, it's over. You caught the robbers. 740 00:43:32,113 --> 00:43:33,273 With our help. 741 00:43:33,347 --> 00:43:34,336 RlCK: That's right. 742 00:43:34,448 --> 00:43:37,940 That's right. With your help. And I appreciate it. I really do. But... 743 00:43:38,018 --> 00:43:40,043 I think the point Magnum is attempting to make 744 00:43:40,121 --> 00:43:44,524 is that he did need our assistance for the successful completion of this job. 745 00:43:44,592 --> 00:43:47,720 He has not yet passed his crucible alone. 746 00:43:47,795 --> 00:43:49,160 What's religion got to do with it? 747 00:43:50,931 --> 00:43:53,229 Thank you, Higgins. And thank you, guys. 748 00:43:53,300 --> 00:43:56,997 It's just that I took this job for a reason and I'm gonna stay with it 749 00:43:57,071 --> 00:43:58,436 till I can be sure it's the right one. 750 00:43:58,506 --> 00:44:00,667 Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Fine. I got it. 751 00:44:00,741 --> 00:44:02,936 You just gotta do what you gotta do, I guess. 752 00:44:03,043 --> 00:44:05,773 But next time, don't call us. 753 00:44:06,347 --> 00:44:07,336 (LAUGHS) 754 00:44:07,615 --> 00:44:08,980 Yeah. 755 00:44:09,049 --> 00:44:11,040 Well, maybe while you're down here, you could send a little 756 00:44:11,118 --> 00:44:14,315 chopper charter business my way, you know? 757 00:44:15,589 --> 00:44:17,955 (CLEARlNG THROAT) Well, good luck, Magnum. 758 00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:22,121 Thanks, Higgins. Thanks, guys. 759 00:44:22,830 --> 00:44:25,628 And, by the by, I'll be down now and then with your mail. 760 00:44:25,699 --> 00:44:27,860 And I'll be over to the estate to check on security. 761 00:44:27,935 --> 00:44:28,959 Of course. 762 00:44:29,036 --> 00:44:30,367 Oops! 763 00:44:31,172 --> 00:44:32,537 Hi. 764 00:44:33,474 --> 00:44:35,066 Hi, Leslie. 765 00:44:36,243 --> 00:44:37,232 Bye. 766 00:44:38,579 --> 00:44:39,568 Good-bye. 767 00:44:43,951 --> 00:44:46,977 (SlGHS) Well, I'm leaving town. 768 00:44:47,054 --> 00:44:50,080 Great. I mean, where are you going? 769 00:44:50,958 --> 00:44:52,949 Well, I don't know. 770 00:44:53,027 --> 00:44:56,656 Either to an ophthalmologist convention in Hilo 771 00:44:56,797 --> 00:44:59,732 or maybe to Nevada where my sister's working on a ranch. 772 00:45:00,701 --> 00:45:02,965 Your sister's a cowgirl? 773 00:45:03,037 --> 00:45:04,629 Mmm-hmm, kinda. 774 00:45:06,740 --> 00:45:09,641 You thought you had me reformed, didn't you? 775 00:45:09,944 --> 00:45:12,344 It's not that kind of a ranch. 776 00:45:12,913 --> 00:45:16,906 Look, I know and you know that this is not going to be forever. 777 00:45:18,419 --> 00:45:21,752 One of these days I'm gonna sit down and like you say 778 00:45:21,822 --> 00:45:25,588 I'm gonna examine my life, and maybe I'll try something else. 779 00:45:27,394 --> 00:45:30,295 But, when I'm ready, okay? 780 00:45:33,534 --> 00:45:34,762 Oh, what am I asking you for? 781 00:45:34,835 --> 00:45:37,929 You don't know what you're doing either, do you? 782 00:45:38,205 --> 00:45:39,194 (LESLlE LAUGHS) 783 00:45:45,946 --> 00:45:47,277 Maybe I do. 784 00:45:48,515 --> 00:45:49,812 Oh, that was quick. 785 00:45:49,884 --> 00:45:51,681 No, it wasn't. 786 00:45:51,752 --> 00:45:55,188 Actually, it took me one whole pay period and three rather... 787 00:45:55,256 --> 00:45:58,282 No, make that four rather unique people to show me. 788 00:45:58,359 --> 00:45:59,986 I'm going home. 789 00:46:00,060 --> 00:46:01,425 (PHONE RlNGlNG) 790 00:46:04,064 --> 00:46:05,326 Magnum. 791 00:46:07,134 --> 00:46:10,126 Yeah. I'm on my way. 792 00:46:11,672 --> 00:46:12,661 Bye, Leslie. 793 00:46:12,773 --> 00:46:13,762 Bye.