1 00:00:01,235 --> 00:00:02,406 [SCREAMING] 2 00:00:03,323 --> 00:00:05,784 MAN: Welcome to the carnival. 3 00:00:05,993 --> 00:00:07,286 You must be my new roustabouts. 4 00:00:07,453 --> 00:00:09,246 This carnival isn't safe anymore. 5 00:00:13,167 --> 00:00:14,293 Gus the Geek. 6 00:00:14,460 --> 00:00:15,669 [ROARING] 7 00:00:15,836 --> 00:00:17,212 Subhuman. 8 00:00:17,379 --> 00:00:19,465 I haven't written a paycheck in three weeks. 9 00:00:20,215 --> 00:00:21,258 Take it easy. 10 00:00:22,823 --> 00:00:23,427 Hey. 11 00:00:25,137 --> 00:00:25,888 [YELLS] 12 00:00:26,096 --> 00:00:27,431 HIGGINS: The carnival is over. 13 00:03:08,425 --> 00:03:09,676 [SCREAMING] 14 00:03:35,285 --> 00:03:38,830 - Congratulations, kid. - That was quite extraordinary. 15 00:03:38,905 --> 00:03:40,907 A walk in the park. Thank your buddy up there, okay? 16 00:03:41,016 --> 00:03:41,934 Of course. 17 00:03:42,019 --> 00:03:43,960 Better take a rest, Robin. You're on again at 3:00. 18 00:03:44,001 --> 00:03:46,004 Right. See ya, Inky. Mr. Higgins. Mikey. 19 00:03:46,046 --> 00:03:47,130 Robin. 20 00:03:51,276 --> 00:03:55,389 Thanks a lot, Higgo. You made this gig go with a real bang. 21 00:03:55,514 --> 00:03:58,058 Here, I brought you a little something. 22 00:03:58,141 --> 00:04:00,602 Please, it was the least I could do, Walter. 23 00:04:00,811 --> 00:04:02,187 Walter? 24 00:04:02,938 --> 00:04:04,564 I haven't heard that since... 25 00:04:04,773 --> 00:04:06,900 North Africa, 1942. 26 00:04:09,444 --> 00:04:13,031 That's right. Open it up later. 27 00:04:13,115 --> 00:04:15,450 Well, Mr. Janes. What do ya think? 28 00:04:15,534 --> 00:04:18,745 I think my company is lucky to have your carnival, Mr. Gilbert. 29 00:04:18,870 --> 00:04:21,540 It hope it will be a profitable situation for both of us. 30 00:04:21,748 --> 00:04:22,958 Don't you worry about the profits. 31 00:04:23,041 --> 00:04:24,626 We'll bring in the audience, I guarantee it. 32 00:04:24,710 --> 00:04:27,879 Why, we broke all house records on Guam. 33 00:04:27,963 --> 00:04:31,174 You should've... Hey, great flying. You didn't miss. 34 00:04:31,258 --> 00:04:33,009 Quite. Well done, T.C. 35 00:04:33,135 --> 00:04:35,387 - A real good piece of work. - Thank you. 36 00:04:35,554 --> 00:04:37,848 But somehow, I must admit, I felt more comfortable 37 00:04:37,931 --> 00:04:40,475 flying and being shot at at the same time. 38 00:04:41,143 --> 00:04:42,561 [SCREAM] 39 00:04:43,895 --> 00:04:45,564 [CROWD EXCLAIMING] 40 00:04:51,236 --> 00:04:52,571 [CROWD APPLAUDING ON TV] 41 00:04:52,654 --> 00:04:54,906 MAN [ON TV]: Magic to Worthy, inside to Kareem, back to Scott, 42 00:04:54,990 --> 00:04:57,534 drives, dishes off to Kareem. Slam dunk! 43 00:04:59,870 --> 00:05:01,538 Length of the court to Parrish, 44 00:05:01,621 --> 00:05:03,957 to Bird, to McHale, to Johnson, back to Ainge. 45 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:05,375 Twenty-footer, no good! 46 00:05:05,542 --> 00:05:07,399 Rambis rebound! He is butchered. 47 00:05:07,476 --> 00:05:08,769 HIGGINS: Magnum. 48 00:05:08,820 --> 00:05:10,422 Look at Rambis, he is hot under the collar. 49 00:05:10,512 --> 00:05:12,895 He's pulling his glasses back, adjusting those. 50 00:05:13,675 --> 00:05:18,305 Don't... Don't ever do that again, Higgins. 51 00:05:19,014 --> 00:05:20,724 I'm sorry, Magnum. 52 00:05:21,308 --> 00:05:22,809 What is it? 53 00:05:22,976 --> 00:05:25,687 You so excited about going on all those neat rides, 54 00:05:25,771 --> 00:05:27,230 you forgot to knock? 55 00:05:27,314 --> 00:05:30,275 You got cotton candy stuck on your cheek? 56 00:05:36,031 --> 00:05:37,657 What is it? 57 00:05:40,076 --> 00:05:41,203 T.C.? 58 00:05:42,113 --> 00:05:44,331 T.C.'s fine. 59 00:05:44,414 --> 00:05:47,083 The stunt went off without a hitch. 60 00:05:47,209 --> 00:05:51,421 The girl was murdered five minutes later. 61 00:05:53,715 --> 00:05:55,550 I am asking for your assistance. 62 00:05:58,762 --> 00:06:00,180 What about the police? 63 00:06:00,388 --> 00:06:02,390 They're investigating. 64 00:06:03,975 --> 00:06:06,144 Did you know this girl? 65 00:06:06,269 --> 00:06:07,979 Only briefly. 66 00:06:08,396 --> 00:06:12,526 But I do know Walter, Inky, Gilbert. 67 00:06:12,609 --> 00:06:14,861 I must help him. 68 00:06:19,991 --> 00:06:23,954 We had had no sleep in 72 hours. 69 00:06:25,121 --> 00:06:29,251 The shelling was incessant and unrelenting. 70 00:06:29,918 --> 00:06:33,421 We were pinned down by heavy machine gun fire. 71 00:06:36,716 --> 00:06:38,510 Suffice it to say, Magnum, 72 00:06:38,593 --> 00:06:40,804 I owe Inky Gilbert and his brother, Donald, 73 00:06:40,887 --> 00:06:44,724 two Americans who were attached to our unit, a great debt. 74 00:06:47,185 --> 00:06:51,481 Higgins, soldiers saving other soldiers' lives 75 00:06:51,606 --> 00:06:53,024 is a common occurrence. 76 00:06:53,108 --> 00:06:54,609 - We've both... - Yes, but, 77 00:06:54,943 --> 00:06:58,530 in the course of this incident, 78 00:06:59,573 --> 00:07:01,491 Inky lost his brother. 79 00:07:02,784 --> 00:07:04,369 I'd like to help him. 80 00:07:05,537 --> 00:07:07,622 I'd like for you to help him. 81 00:07:08,248 --> 00:07:11,126 You will, of course, be compensated. 82 00:07:11,201 --> 00:07:13,295 Well, that's not really the point, Higgins. 83 00:07:13,461 --> 00:07:16,214 - The police... - Are conducting an investigation. 84 00:07:16,298 --> 00:07:19,217 Meanwhile, the adverse publicity surrounding this tragedy 85 00:07:19,301 --> 00:07:21,595 could cause Inky Gilbert to lose his contract 86 00:07:21,678 --> 00:07:24,222 with Mike Janes Amusements. It could break him. 87 00:07:27,684 --> 00:07:31,730 Magnum, I implore you. Please help. 88 00:07:33,690 --> 00:07:35,191 This feels great! 89 00:07:35,317 --> 00:07:36,902 We're also gonna have to work here, Rick. 90 00:07:36,985 --> 00:07:38,069 I don't care. 91 00:07:38,153 --> 00:07:39,988 For the first time in your life, you've done me a favor. 92 00:07:40,071 --> 00:07:41,406 This one's for Higgins. 93 00:07:41,448 --> 00:07:43,825 Yeah, maybe, but... Hey, can I have a cotton candy, please? 94 00:07:44,034 --> 00:07:45,076 Rick... 95 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:47,329 Thomas, please, the carnival's always been my first love. 96 00:07:47,412 --> 00:07:49,164 I ran away with one when I was 14 years old 97 00:07:49,247 --> 00:07:50,540 and I was gone for three weeks. 98 00:07:50,707 --> 00:07:53,335 When my old man finally got me, man, I couldn't sit down for a month. 99 00:07:53,418 --> 00:07:56,713 I mean, I couldn't eat anything but vanilla milk shakes and tomato soup. 100 00:07:56,796 --> 00:07:58,319 Then I ran away with the circus... 101 00:07:58,423 --> 00:07:59,716 [CHILDREN SCREAMING] 102 00:07:59,799 --> 00:08:03,178 Did I ever tell you this before? Hey, that's my cotton candy. 103 00:08:05,347 --> 00:08:06,765 [KNOCKING AT DOOR] 104 00:08:06,890 --> 00:08:08,391 Come in. 105 00:08:10,268 --> 00:08:11,728 Mr. Gilbert. 106 00:08:13,104 --> 00:08:14,856 Welcome. 107 00:08:15,106 --> 00:08:16,733 You must be my new roustabouts. 108 00:08:16,816 --> 00:08:18,193 Yep. 109 00:08:21,363 --> 00:08:22,948 Which one's the P.I.? 110 00:08:24,157 --> 00:08:25,450 Thomas Magnum. 111 00:08:25,951 --> 00:08:27,410 Rick Wright. 112 00:08:27,577 --> 00:08:30,288 You know, I ran away with a carnival once. I was 14 years old. 113 00:08:30,455 --> 00:08:31,665 - I was gone for three weeks. - Rick... 114 00:08:31,748 --> 00:08:33,124 When my old man got me, man, I couldn't... 115 00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:34,334 - Rick... - That's all right. 116 00:08:34,459 --> 00:08:37,128 I still feel I'm 14 years old, too. 117 00:08:37,712 --> 00:08:40,840 There's got to be a little boy inside you to stay in this racket. 118 00:08:40,924 --> 00:08:43,635 God knows it isn't going to be around long. 119 00:08:43,843 --> 00:08:45,887 The carnivals that crisscross this country, 120 00:08:45,971 --> 00:08:48,181 playing the country fairs and revivals, 121 00:08:48,264 --> 00:08:49,849 are soon gonna be a thing of the past. 122 00:08:50,266 --> 00:08:53,061 A dying piece of Americana. 123 00:08:53,269 --> 00:08:55,313 The midway and the sideshow are being replaced 124 00:08:55,397 --> 00:08:58,108 by the computer arcade and the cheap horror films 125 00:08:58,183 --> 00:08:59,632 that are churned out every five minutes 126 00:08:59,776 --> 00:09:01,820 and don't leave anything to the imagination. 127 00:09:02,737 --> 00:09:04,322 The mind. 128 00:09:04,823 --> 00:09:06,533 The kid in all of us. 129 00:09:06,741 --> 00:09:10,245 I don't know, maybe America's grown out of us. 130 00:09:10,328 --> 00:09:12,706 [MUSIC PLAYING] 131 00:09:12,831 --> 00:09:15,709 Maybe the little boy grew up too fast. 132 00:09:15,917 --> 00:09:20,422 He blinks his eyes and he becomes a lawyer or a computer operator 133 00:09:21,089 --> 00:09:23,091 or a bank teller. 134 00:09:23,258 --> 00:09:26,052 We carnies just try to get by. 135 00:09:26,761 --> 00:09:31,641 And we try to reach out to the kid out there. 136 00:09:32,434 --> 00:09:34,602 I'm glad we reached you. 137 00:09:35,979 --> 00:09:39,024 What happens if you don't reach that kid out there? 138 00:09:39,232 --> 00:09:41,860 Then I sell out lock, stock and barrel 139 00:09:41,943 --> 00:09:45,905 to Mike Janes and his modern, 'today's" operation. 140 00:09:47,115 --> 00:09:50,535 And we become a quaint historical footnote, 141 00:09:50,869 --> 00:09:53,413 a sanitized piece of trivia. 142 00:09:55,827 --> 00:09:58,287 I don't want that to happen to my people. 143 00:09:58,376 --> 00:10:01,296 They're loyal, and most of them have been with me for a long time, 144 00:10:01,379 --> 00:10:04,299 but they've got to eat. 145 00:10:05,258 --> 00:10:08,094 I haven't written a paycheck in three weeks. 146 00:10:09,471 --> 00:10:14,017 And unless you guys find out who did that to poor Robin, God rest her soul, 147 00:10:14,142 --> 00:10:15,810 I'll never write another one. 148 00:10:23,610 --> 00:10:25,653 MAGNUM: Rick may have felt nine years old again, 149 00:10:25,737 --> 00:10:28,073 but somehow I found that a little bit difficult. 150 00:10:28,156 --> 00:10:29,949 Because even when I was nine years old 151 00:10:30,033 --> 00:10:32,660 and my grandpa took me to the carnival at the county fair, 152 00:10:32,744 --> 00:10:35,330 I found myself asking too many questions. 153 00:10:35,413 --> 00:10:38,708 Questions like, in the basketball shooting concession, 154 00:10:38,792 --> 00:10:41,711 why was the ball pumped so full of air that it would bounce off 155 00:10:41,795 --> 00:10:44,339 the too-small rim and there goes your quarter? 156 00:10:44,422 --> 00:10:47,300 Or why did the beautiful blonde lady in the dollar-a-kiss booth 157 00:10:47,383 --> 00:10:49,803 smell like a distillery from 20 feet away? 158 00:10:49,886 --> 00:10:51,721 Or how come the biggest stuffed animals 159 00:10:51,805 --> 00:10:53,890 you could possibly win in the shooting gallery 160 00:10:53,973 --> 00:10:55,850 always had an inch of dust on them? 161 00:10:55,934 --> 00:10:57,936 And now, a lot of years later, 162 00:10:58,019 --> 00:11:01,022 who would want to make a murder part of the sideshow? 163 00:11:01,106 --> 00:11:02,607 Hello? 164 00:11:03,942 --> 00:11:05,944 Hey, take it easy. 165 00:11:06,986 --> 00:11:11,741 Sorry, I'm a little on edge. You're the P.I.? 166 00:11:12,117 --> 00:11:13,660 Yeah. 167 00:11:14,494 --> 00:11:17,956 Except it's private investigator, and I'm supposed to be undercover. 168 00:11:18,164 --> 00:11:20,834 [SCOFFS] Daddy's got a big mouth. 169 00:11:21,376 --> 00:11:23,002 Audrey Gilbert. Inky's little girl. 170 00:11:23,545 --> 00:11:26,256 Aka "Sparky The Clown" and midway manager. 171 00:11:26,381 --> 00:11:29,384 Nice meeting you. How many other people know why I'm here? 172 00:11:29,592 --> 00:11:32,387 Just me and Inky. Honest. 173 00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:35,682 How can I help you? 174 00:11:36,516 --> 00:11:40,687 Well, tell me about Robin. Boyfriends? Enemies? Debts? 175 00:11:40,770 --> 00:11:42,272 None of the above. 176 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:45,066 Everybody liked Robin and Robin liked everybody back. 177 00:11:45,316 --> 00:11:47,193 Been with us for two years. 178 00:11:47,277 --> 00:11:50,238 Joined us in Stockton when she ran away from home. 179 00:11:50,321 --> 00:11:53,616 Can't think of a damn thing anybody would have against her. 180 00:11:53,908 --> 00:11:56,161 What about that knife thrower? The Indian? 181 00:11:56,369 --> 00:11:57,412 The chief? 182 00:11:57,495 --> 00:11:59,414 CHIEF: Audrey, Audrey. 183 00:11:59,497 --> 00:12:00,874 Yeah, him. 184 00:12:01,207 --> 00:12:02,333 Who is he? 185 00:12:02,542 --> 00:12:05,420 [STAMMERING] This is Thomas Magnum. 186 00:12:05,503 --> 00:12:07,422 Inky just hired him as the new roustabout. 187 00:12:07,505 --> 00:12:09,132 I was going over the ropes with him. 188 00:12:09,215 --> 00:12:10,341 Hi, guy. 189 00:12:10,508 --> 00:12:12,093 White Deer has left. 190 00:12:12,260 --> 00:12:14,512 - What do you mean, left? - She quit. 191 00:12:14,762 --> 00:12:16,890 She was tired of not getting paid. 192 00:12:17,015 --> 00:12:19,517 She left me for a Portuguese restaurant. 193 00:12:19,767 --> 00:12:22,020 Who am I gonna use in the act tomorrow? 194 00:12:22,103 --> 00:12:23,188 Tell me? Who? 195 00:12:23,354 --> 00:12:24,731 Don't you worry, chief. 196 00:12:24,814 --> 00:12:27,066 We will find you another assistant. I promise. 197 00:12:27,233 --> 00:12:29,903 Someone as fearless as White Deer? Never. 198 00:12:31,988 --> 00:12:35,658 You've gotta forgive him. He's had a rough couple of days. 199 00:12:35,742 --> 00:12:37,702 The police have really grilled him on account of the fact 200 00:12:37,785 --> 00:12:39,829 that the murder weapon was one of his knives. 201 00:12:40,038 --> 00:12:43,166 See, the case where he keeps them was broken into. 202 00:12:43,416 --> 00:12:46,169 Of course, the weapon didn't have his prints on it, 203 00:12:46,252 --> 00:12:49,881 but nevertheless, it's a matter of pride with him. 204 00:12:50,227 --> 00:12:52,508 He swore he'd kill the person who did it. 205 00:12:52,775 --> 00:12:54,344 I believe him. 206 00:12:57,263 --> 00:12:59,974 What exactly does a roustabout do? 207 00:13:00,892 --> 00:13:03,853 Okay. Do you know what a mop and broom are? 208 00:13:28,394 --> 00:13:29,963 MAGNUM: Somehow it wasn't necessary 209 00:13:30,046 --> 00:13:32,757 to have a Tower Of Terror to get good and scared. 210 00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:34,968 That's because most of the people I talked to today 211 00:13:35,051 --> 00:13:37,011 were already half there. 212 00:13:43,768 --> 00:13:45,228 Not me. 213 00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:47,939 [YELLS] 214 00:13:52,902 --> 00:13:54,696 Oh, I know what you're thinking. 215 00:13:54,779 --> 00:13:56,823 That's because I was thinking it, too. 216 00:13:56,906 --> 00:13:59,450 I was becoming overly paranoid. 217 00:13:59,534 --> 00:14:01,911 After all, the Tower Of Terror was nothing more 218 00:14:01,995 --> 00:14:04,080 than just a bunch of papier-méché goblins 219 00:14:04,163 --> 00:14:06,291 and screech y sound effects. 220 00:14:06,416 --> 00:14:09,460 Wouldn't have bothered me nor Gramps one bit. 221 00:14:13,881 --> 00:14:15,341 [IN SQUEAKY VOICE] Boo! 222 00:14:17,635 --> 00:14:18,886 [SCREAMS] 223 00:14:21,222 --> 00:14:22,807 [IN SQUEAKY VOICE] Easy, fella. 224 00:14:23,683 --> 00:14:26,477 Come on, I just work here. Cleaning up. 225 00:14:29,105 --> 00:14:30,356 [SCREECHING] 226 00:14:30,565 --> 00:14:31,899 Damn rats. 227 00:14:32,150 --> 00:14:33,985 [CHUCKLES] Scared you, didn't I? 228 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:36,237 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Scared me? 229 00:14:37,530 --> 00:14:38,823 Well, you woke me up. 230 00:14:38,906 --> 00:14:41,617 It's getting so a man can't get a sound sleep around here. 231 00:14:41,701 --> 00:14:43,036 Excuse me. 232 00:14:51,336 --> 00:14:52,879 Who are you? 233 00:14:53,755 --> 00:14:55,715 Thomas Magnum. 234 00:14:55,798 --> 00:14:59,761 Inky hired me and a friend of mine as roustabouts. 235 00:15:00,345 --> 00:15:02,096 Oh, he did, huh? 236 00:15:02,347 --> 00:15:03,556 [CHUCKLING] 237 00:15:06,517 --> 00:15:08,353 The name's Gus Zimmer. 238 00:15:09,062 --> 00:15:11,647 Known professionally as Gus the Geek. 239 00:15:12,774 --> 00:15:16,277 I'm sorry I frightened you. Here, let me help you clean up. 240 00:15:16,361 --> 00:15:18,071 Oh, thanks. 241 00:15:19,655 --> 00:15:22,033 You done much carnie work before? 242 00:15:22,241 --> 00:15:25,203 Well, I've done a lot of mopping. 243 00:15:25,828 --> 00:15:27,497 Are you a Navy man? 244 00:15:27,914 --> 00:15:29,457 Yeah. 245 00:15:31,334 --> 00:15:34,337 I was in the Army myself, about a million years ago. 246 00:15:34,420 --> 00:15:36,005 Hey, look, 247 00:15:37,090 --> 00:15:39,634 I know it's my job during business hours and everything, 248 00:15:39,717 --> 00:15:42,470 but I really wasn't trying to make you sick. 249 00:15:42,553 --> 00:15:46,099 It's just that it's the only place where I can catch a few winks 250 00:15:46,182 --> 00:15:48,726 without people bothering me, 251 00:15:48,810 --> 00:15:50,686 and I don't have to wear the mask. 252 00:15:50,770 --> 00:15:53,815 And what with everything that's been going on here, 253 00:15:53,898 --> 00:15:57,235 I guess I'm just as nervous as everybody else. 254 00:15:57,360 --> 00:15:58,736 - Robin? - Yeah. 255 00:15:58,945 --> 00:16:02,782 Surprised anybody took this job knowing what's going on. 256 00:16:02,865 --> 00:16:04,492 It ain't only Robin, though. 257 00:16:06,035 --> 00:16:07,787 There's been other deaths? 258 00:16:08,830 --> 00:16:10,832 Did I say that? 259 00:16:11,749 --> 00:16:13,835 No, I didn't say that. 260 00:16:14,335 --> 00:16:19,757 I said there's been a lot of bad stuff going on lately. 261 00:16:22,135 --> 00:16:25,471 That guy in San Diego had his back broken 262 00:16:25,555 --> 00:16:28,933 when the whirl-a-way collapsed on him. 263 00:16:29,058 --> 00:16:32,145 Darn thing had just passed a safety inspection, too. 264 00:16:32,311 --> 00:16:35,815 Then our concession lady, Marge, had to have her stomach pumped out 265 00:16:35,898 --> 00:16:38,025 when she ate one of her own chili dogs. 266 00:16:38,234 --> 00:16:40,403 Somebody might have put some 267 00:16:40,486 --> 00:16:43,156 arsenic into her chili. She's gone. 268 00:16:43,614 --> 00:16:47,285 I'll tell you, life is tough even if you don't weaken. 269 00:16:47,535 --> 00:16:53,040 I've been with this carnival for 30 years now and I've seen it all. 270 00:16:54,083 --> 00:16:57,170 I used to be the ringmaster before the accident. 271 00:16:57,378 --> 00:16:59,464 I used to talk a lot. 272 00:16:59,547 --> 00:17:01,048 Now I don't get to say much. 273 00:17:01,215 --> 00:17:05,720 All I get to do is make a few weird noises. 274 00:17:05,845 --> 00:17:09,182 [ROARING] 275 00:17:11,851 --> 00:17:13,769 Three times a day. 276 00:17:13,853 --> 00:17:15,771 Gus the Geek. 277 00:17:16,397 --> 00:17:18,483 Subhuman. 278 00:17:20,985 --> 00:17:22,528 What happened? 279 00:17:23,029 --> 00:17:25,573 There was a fire in Decatur, in '61. 280 00:17:25,656 --> 00:17:28,034 There were some kids. I got them out. 281 00:17:32,997 --> 00:17:37,210 That was when I got to be the Geek. 282 00:17:38,294 --> 00:17:39,587 [EXHALING] 283 00:17:39,712 --> 00:17:41,964 Can't blame Inky any, though. 284 00:17:42,048 --> 00:17:43,841 He's always been real good to me. 285 00:17:43,925 --> 00:17:45,885 He's kept me on here through thick and thin, 286 00:17:45,968 --> 00:17:47,553 good times and bad, 287 00:17:47,637 --> 00:17:50,473 and I'd go right to the end with him. 288 00:17:50,723 --> 00:17:52,934 I just hope it doesn't come too soon. 289 00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:57,647 There's not much of a retirement program for geeks. 290 00:18:00,191 --> 00:18:01,943 I'll get the rat. 291 00:18:11,035 --> 00:18:14,121 MAGNUM: Needless to say, I didn't get a great night's sleep. 292 00:18:14,205 --> 00:18:17,083 Jumbled, distorted images of devils with pitchforks 293 00:18:17,166 --> 00:18:20,461 and ugly green monsters and chili dogs that came alive 294 00:18:20,545 --> 00:18:23,339 totally routed the poor little sheep I was trying to count. 295 00:18:23,464 --> 00:18:25,383 They didn't have a chance. 296 00:18:25,508 --> 00:18:28,427 And with all the information I had gotten yesterday, 297 00:18:28,511 --> 00:18:32,098 I was wondering if Inky Gilbert's carnival did, either. 298 00:18:32,223 --> 00:18:33,724 [YELLS] 299 00:18:34,016 --> 00:18:35,643 [SHUSHING] 300 00:18:38,938 --> 00:18:40,481 What time is it? 301 00:18:40,565 --> 00:18:43,109 It's 6:00 in the morning. What's the matter with you? 302 00:18:43,192 --> 00:18:46,237 Matter? Matter? 303 00:18:46,654 --> 00:18:50,074 Nothing's the matter. I love being scared awake. 304 00:18:50,199 --> 00:18:51,951 After all, we're at a carnival, aren't we? 305 00:18:52,034 --> 00:18:54,870 There's nothing like a 6:00 a.m. thrill to kick off the old adrenaline. 306 00:18:54,954 --> 00:18:56,747 What are you doing? 307 00:18:56,914 --> 00:18:59,875 I've been out all night investigating while you've been sleeping. 308 00:18:59,959 --> 00:19:02,712 Well, you didn't have to clean out the Tower of Terror or the Tunnel of Love. 309 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:04,463 Do you want to know what I found out or not? 310 00:19:04,630 --> 00:19:05,965 What did you find out? 311 00:19:06,591 --> 00:19:09,176 Nothing, but... Nothing concrete. 312 00:19:09,302 --> 00:19:10,845 But I think I'm onto something. 313 00:19:11,053 --> 00:19:13,889 It was that Indian chief's knife that was used in the murder, right? 314 00:19:14,015 --> 00:19:15,725 So I decided to check him out. 315 00:19:15,808 --> 00:19:17,560 I followed him all night long, 316 00:19:17,643 --> 00:19:19,353 because he was yelling and screaming, 317 00:19:19,437 --> 00:19:22,857 and running inside and outside of everybody's tents and trailers. 318 00:19:22,982 --> 00:19:25,526 And then he'd sneak up behind some of the other guys 319 00:19:25,610 --> 00:19:27,111 and he'd just watch them. 320 00:19:27,194 --> 00:19:29,447 And then comes the weird part. 321 00:19:31,407 --> 00:19:33,492 What weird part? 322 00:19:33,576 --> 00:19:36,203 It was a full moon last night, right? 323 00:19:36,287 --> 00:19:39,206 This guy goes behind the amusement park 324 00:19:39,290 --> 00:19:42,501 sits down on the grass, looks up at the moon... 325 00:19:42,585 --> 00:19:45,421 Are you ready for this? And starts singing opera. 326 00:19:45,504 --> 00:19:47,089 I'm convinced he's our guy. 327 00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:49,842 Because he was singing opera? 328 00:19:50,301 --> 00:19:53,262 He was near the tent when Robin Guthrie got it. 329 00:19:53,346 --> 00:19:56,057 Well, so were a dozen other people. And they didn't see a thing. 330 00:19:56,140 --> 00:19:57,516 They were too busy watching the stunt. 331 00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:00,144 Rick, just 'cause this guy sings opera to the full moon 332 00:20:00,227 --> 00:20:01,771 doesn't mean he's our killer. 333 00:20:02,563 --> 00:20:04,357 It's a lead. What do you got? 334 00:20:04,565 --> 00:20:06,484 - Nothing. - Oh. 335 00:20:06,567 --> 00:20:09,320 Except a lot of talk about mysterious accidents. 336 00:20:09,403 --> 00:20:11,447 I mean, this is the worst kind of case, Rick. 337 00:20:11,530 --> 00:20:13,115 There's nothing to go on. 338 00:20:13,199 --> 00:20:15,576 You just gotta... You gotta kind of blend in 339 00:20:15,701 --> 00:20:18,037 and get familiar with people till they trust you. 340 00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:21,707 And then, maybe then, somebody will let something slip, 341 00:20:21,791 --> 00:20:23,292 and you got them. 342 00:20:23,417 --> 00:20:25,044 It's called deep cover. 343 00:20:25,127 --> 00:20:27,963 We could be here for a long time. 344 00:20:28,089 --> 00:20:29,340 That's great. 345 00:20:29,423 --> 00:20:31,926 Except Inky Gilbert doesn't have a long time. 346 00:20:32,218 --> 00:20:33,844 I know. 347 00:20:34,095 --> 00:20:35,596 What do you got in mind? 348 00:20:37,848 --> 00:20:43,354 Well, we accelerate the process. We take control. 349 00:20:43,979 --> 00:20:45,272 How? 350 00:20:45,356 --> 00:20:49,276 INKY: No, wait a second. Where are you going? 351 00:20:49,443 --> 00:20:52,279 CHARLES: We're history, Inky. We're gone. 352 00:20:52,405 --> 00:20:54,657 INKY: No, no! 353 00:20:55,032 --> 00:20:57,910 No, No. You can't leave, you can't. 354 00:20:58,035 --> 00:20:59,954 We are, and you can't stop us. 355 00:21:00,037 --> 00:21:00,996 But why? 356 00:21:01,205 --> 00:21:03,082 Because we gotta eat. 357 00:21:03,290 --> 00:21:05,334 Yeah, and buy some razor blades. 358 00:21:05,459 --> 00:21:08,212 But, guys, what about the show? 359 00:21:08,713 --> 00:21:10,798 Chris, we're family. 360 00:21:11,173 --> 00:21:13,259 A broken family, Inky. 361 00:21:14,009 --> 00:21:16,262 I'll get the money, I promise. 362 00:21:16,470 --> 00:21:18,180 It's not just the money. 363 00:21:18,264 --> 00:21:20,599 This carnival isn't safe anymore. 364 00:21:20,683 --> 00:21:23,978 We don't want to go, but this is the way it's gotta be. 365 00:21:24,103 --> 00:21:25,730 Goodbye, Inky. 366 00:21:26,272 --> 00:21:28,482 Please don't leave. 367 00:21:29,066 --> 00:21:31,402 Chris, Charles. 368 00:21:32,653 --> 00:21:35,489 It won't be like Hackensack. 369 00:21:35,823 --> 00:21:38,159 There go a lot of suspects, Thomas. 370 00:21:38,242 --> 00:21:39,618 [CAR HONKING] 371 00:21:43,122 --> 00:21:45,082 Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute. 372 00:21:45,166 --> 00:21:48,294 This is great, this is just great. Hey, Gilbert. 373 00:21:55,926 --> 00:21:57,970 Mike Janes Amusements has a contract 374 00:21:58,012 --> 00:21:59,513 with the Inky Gilbert Carnival. 375 00:21:59,597 --> 00:22:01,348 Now, apparently, there isn't one. 376 00:22:01,557 --> 00:22:03,017 The hell there isn't. 377 00:22:03,225 --> 00:22:04,310 How so? 378 00:22:04,518 --> 00:22:07,021 You just open the gates at 11:00, Mr. Janes. 379 00:22:07,271 --> 00:22:09,732 The show will go on. 380 00:22:09,982 --> 00:22:12,067 This I gotta see. 381 00:23:06,038 --> 00:23:10,042 Is he a man or is he an animal? 382 00:23:10,125 --> 00:23:13,587 A mere four bits will let you decide for yourself. 383 00:23:13,671 --> 00:23:17,341 See the Geek drink human blood. 384 00:23:17,466 --> 00:23:20,970 Will his animal thirst ever be quenched? 385 00:23:21,053 --> 00:23:26,559 See what happens when live rodents are unleashed in his cage. 386 00:23:26,684 --> 00:23:31,772 The Geek! The Geek! The Geek! Come on. 387 00:23:31,939 --> 00:23:34,441 [LAUGHING] 388 00:23:35,109 --> 00:23:37,403 Step up, step up, step up. 389 00:23:37,611 --> 00:23:40,364 There's fun for everyone. 390 00:23:47,830 --> 00:23:48,914 [ROARING] 391 00:23:48,998 --> 00:23:50,791 [AUDIENCE SCREAMING] 392 00:24:01,176 --> 00:24:02,720 RICK: I've had enough of this. 393 00:24:02,928 --> 00:24:04,471 Come on, where's all your carnie spirit? 394 00:24:04,555 --> 00:24:05,806 Where's your leads? 395 00:24:05,890 --> 00:24:07,641 And what about accelerating the process? 396 00:24:07,725 --> 00:24:09,602 - I have a new theory. - Yeah, what's that? 397 00:24:09,768 --> 00:24:12,855 The who-stands-to-gain the-most if-Inky-goes-under theory. 398 00:24:13,063 --> 00:24:18,652 Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! We're saved! 399 00:24:18,861 --> 00:24:20,821 Daddy, what are you talking about? 400 00:24:20,905 --> 00:24:24,617 The Inky Gilbert Traveling Carnival lives! 401 00:24:24,783 --> 00:24:26,234 Daddy, I know we did well, 402 00:24:26,327 --> 00:24:28,954 but we can't keep up this kind of effort unless we're at full strength. 403 00:24:29,038 --> 00:24:30,706 We are, or we will be. 404 00:24:30,789 --> 00:24:32,875 After I hire everybody back tomorrow morning. 405 00:24:32,958 --> 00:24:36,754 Ladies and gentlemen, your paychecks. 406 00:24:46,055 --> 00:24:48,140 MAGNUM: So much for my new theory. 407 00:24:48,223 --> 00:24:50,643 But out of its ashes grew another. 408 00:24:55,856 --> 00:24:59,151 Admittedly, sneaking into the office of your own client 409 00:24:59,234 --> 00:25:02,738 wasn't the most exemplary of private investigative techniques. 410 00:25:02,821 --> 00:25:04,740 But then again, when you're out of leads, 411 00:25:04,823 --> 00:25:08,452 being exemplary isn't as important as getting to the truth. 412 00:25:09,161 --> 00:25:11,455 No matter where it may lie. 413 00:25:15,292 --> 00:25:16,752 [EXCLAIMING] 414 00:25:17,753 --> 00:25:19,004 [YELLS] 415 00:25:19,213 --> 00:25:20,506 Hello, Magnum. 416 00:25:24,426 --> 00:25:25,844 Going through the books? 417 00:25:27,972 --> 00:25:29,932 I see you met Waldo. 418 00:25:30,015 --> 00:25:34,186 Say hello, Waldo. "Hi, Magnum. 419 00:25:34,269 --> 00:25:36,230 "Find anything interesting?" 420 00:25:36,313 --> 00:25:38,232 Yes, I did. 421 00:25:39,108 --> 00:25:40,818 Let me guess. 422 00:25:41,777 --> 00:25:44,363 You couldn't find anything concrete about Robin's murder, 423 00:25:44,446 --> 00:25:48,117 so your untrusting mind began searching for other motives. 424 00:25:48,492 --> 00:25:51,829 The non-emotional kind, the baser kind. Like... 425 00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:54,873 economics. 426 00:25:55,499 --> 00:26:00,838 Sure, you'd heard about the accidents and misfortunes I've been having. 427 00:26:00,921 --> 00:26:03,173 So you began to wonder, 428 00:26:04,466 --> 00:26:07,177 "Hey, maybe old lnky's making some dough on the deal. 429 00:26:07,886 --> 00:26:10,764 He can't be making any money out of this third-rate carnival. 430 00:26:11,432 --> 00:26:15,644 Maybe he's trying to get it out of the insurance companies. 431 00:26:17,271 --> 00:26:18,689 How's he doing?" 432 00:26:18,897 --> 00:26:20,941 You're doing wonderfully. Keep going. 433 00:26:21,025 --> 00:26:23,652 I will, son. I will. 434 00:26:23,944 --> 00:26:28,240 But here's where your suspicious little mind and reality part company. 435 00:26:28,657 --> 00:26:31,368 I don't get a red cent for any of those accidents. 436 00:26:33,370 --> 00:26:35,205 All I got were higher premiums, 437 00:26:35,789 --> 00:26:38,083 substantially higher. 438 00:26:39,752 --> 00:26:42,421 I'm dying here, Magnum, and you're trying to shovel dirt on the coffin 439 00:26:42,504 --> 00:26:44,089 before it's even in the ground. 440 00:26:45,382 --> 00:26:47,384 It's good thinking, though. 441 00:26:48,469 --> 00:26:51,430 I've got to admire you in a strange sort of way. 442 00:26:51,513 --> 00:26:54,933 Higgins was right. He sent the best. 443 00:26:55,976 --> 00:26:58,645 He said that? The best? 444 00:26:59,174 --> 00:27:00,814 You gotta know how to read him. 445 00:27:01,857 --> 00:27:03,484 Are you all finished here? 446 00:27:03,567 --> 00:27:09,073 So we can get some sleep and start all over again tomorrow morning? 447 00:27:09,198 --> 00:27:10,616 Oh, just a minute. 448 00:27:10,699 --> 00:27:12,409 You can help me fix 449 00:27:12,493 --> 00:27:14,453 King Arthur's iron mace in the Wax Museum. 450 00:27:14,661 --> 00:27:17,998 Just a second, Inky. I'm not finished here yet. 451 00:27:18,082 --> 00:27:22,461 How about explaining the $10,000 cash deposit in the carnival account? 452 00:27:25,631 --> 00:27:27,758 Maybe I've got a silent partner. 453 00:27:29,051 --> 00:27:31,345 You're grasping at straws, Magnum. 454 00:27:31,428 --> 00:27:34,264 And I guess I appreciate it, 455 00:27:35,682 --> 00:27:38,060 but where I got that money is of no concern to you 456 00:27:38,143 --> 00:27:41,939 and has absolutely nothing to do with Robin Guthrie's death. 457 00:27:42,397 --> 00:27:44,066 I promise. 458 00:27:46,026 --> 00:27:47,486 [WOMAN SCREAMING] 459 00:27:52,366 --> 00:27:56,453 CHRIS: Oh, my God. I'll call an ambulance. 460 00:27:56,578 --> 00:27:58,288 - Rick? - Call the police. 461 00:27:58,372 --> 00:27:59,873 We should have never come back. 462 00:27:59,957 --> 00:28:02,751 - INKY: The chief's dead. - MAN: I think Rick's alive. 463 00:28:06,505 --> 00:28:07,756 Hey. 464 00:28:18,976 --> 00:28:22,813 My God, Magnum, you've got the wrong bloody clown. 465 00:28:31,530 --> 00:28:33,198 - MAGNUM: Rick? - HIGGINS: Rick? 466 00:28:33,448 --> 00:28:34,825 What? 467 00:28:36,743 --> 00:28:38,579 How do you feel? 468 00:28:39,388 --> 00:28:41,665 That's a dumb question. 469 00:28:41,790 --> 00:28:45,252 How would you feel if someone hit you over the head with a hammer? 470 00:28:45,460 --> 00:28:47,504 I feel like garbage. 471 00:28:48,130 --> 00:28:49,798 Who's your friend? 472 00:28:50,632 --> 00:28:52,342 It's just Higgins. 473 00:28:52,426 --> 00:28:54,636 Did you get a look at the guy who did this to you? 474 00:28:55,137 --> 00:28:57,014 No. 475 00:28:57,890 --> 00:29:00,392 I was following my suspect. 476 00:29:00,601 --> 00:29:01,977 The chief? 477 00:29:02,060 --> 00:29:03,687 Yeah, the chief. 478 00:29:03,770 --> 00:29:06,231 He was carrying one of his knives 479 00:29:06,315 --> 00:29:08,150 and heading towards the Wax Museum. 480 00:29:08,233 --> 00:29:10,360 So I followed him inside. 481 00:29:11,445 --> 00:29:13,906 It was all dark, and then... 482 00:29:14,114 --> 00:29:15,240 What? 483 00:29:15,949 --> 00:29:17,743 I don't know. 484 00:29:18,535 --> 00:29:20,120 What did you see? 485 00:29:21,330 --> 00:29:25,209 I saw a Fourth of July fireworks show 486 00:29:25,334 --> 00:29:29,755 and a million little angels singing in my head. 487 00:29:30,214 --> 00:29:33,800 And I guess that's when he hit me. 488 00:29:34,009 --> 00:29:34,885 The chief? 489 00:29:36,053 --> 00:29:37,429 Who else? 490 00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:40,474 Chief's dead, Rick. 491 00:29:42,684 --> 00:29:46,563 Oh. Good night. 492 00:29:54,613 --> 00:29:56,031 All right. 493 00:29:56,156 --> 00:29:57,741 Why were you there? 494 00:29:57,866 --> 00:29:59,952 And why are you dressed up in this stupid suit? 495 00:30:00,118 --> 00:30:02,454 What I was doing there should be obvious, even to you. 496 00:30:02,663 --> 00:30:04,498 I was attempting to assist. 497 00:30:04,557 --> 00:30:07,352 By lurking and skulking in the shadows of the midway? 498 00:30:07,459 --> 00:30:08,492 That's my job. 499 00:30:08,578 --> 00:30:10,629 At which you were not being entirely successful. 500 00:30:10,712 --> 00:30:12,130 Magnum, I was only trying to help. 501 00:30:12,339 --> 00:30:14,591 - I don't need your help. - Inky Gilbert does. 502 00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:17,803 Oh, great. Coming from a guy in a clown suit? 503 00:30:18,011 --> 00:30:19,763 Come on, Higgins, I gotta do this my way. 504 00:30:19,846 --> 00:30:21,682 - While the body count rises. - Higgins. 505 00:30:21,765 --> 00:30:23,475 Obviously, the Chief had a very strong notion 506 00:30:23,558 --> 00:30:25,477 of who Robin Guthrie's murderer was. 507 00:30:25,519 --> 00:30:27,521 Well, I'm beginning to think I do, too. 508 00:30:27,729 --> 00:30:28,772 Who? 509 00:30:29,273 --> 00:30:31,316 Possibly Inky Gilbert. 510 00:30:33,944 --> 00:30:37,447 That is the most baseless and absurd statement I've ever heard you make. 511 00:30:37,656 --> 00:30:39,449 Rick was hit over the head. What's your excuse? 512 00:30:39,658 --> 00:30:43,036 No excuses. Higgins, you've got to consider the possibility. 513 00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:45,205 Look, before we found Rick and the chief, 514 00:30:45,289 --> 00:30:47,541 Inky caught me in his office going through his books. 515 00:30:47,624 --> 00:30:48,583 You were what? 516 00:30:48,792 --> 00:30:50,502 Higgins, you look terrible. 517 00:30:51,086 --> 00:30:52,921 Why were you going through lnky's books? 518 00:30:53,005 --> 00:30:54,339 I'll get to that. 519 00:30:54,423 --> 00:30:56,967 The point is that Inky walked in with a big monkey wrench, 520 00:30:57,050 --> 00:30:59,011 a nice blunt instrument. 521 00:30:59,094 --> 00:31:02,389 He said he was doing some repair work in the Wax Museum. 522 00:31:02,597 --> 00:31:05,267 So Inky killed the chief and attempted to do the same to Rick? 523 00:31:05,392 --> 00:31:07,686 That is conjecture at its most flimsy. Indeed, libelous. 524 00:31:07,811 --> 00:31:09,563 Damn it, Higgins, he had a motive. 525 00:31:09,771 --> 00:31:11,398 - What motive? - Money. 526 00:31:11,523 --> 00:31:12,858 What, insurance? 527 00:31:13,066 --> 00:31:15,569 No, not insurance. He told me the truth about that. 528 00:31:15,652 --> 00:31:17,255 But I found out from lnky's books 529 00:31:17,362 --> 00:31:19,323 that if the carnival goes under, there's a sweet buyout clause 530 00:31:19,473 --> 00:31:20,949 from Mike Janes Amusements. 531 00:31:21,033 --> 00:31:23,201 Inky would never give up the carnival. It's his... 532 00:31:23,410 --> 00:31:25,120 Life. Yeah, I know. 533 00:31:25,203 --> 00:31:27,956 Spare me that "one big happy family" stuff. 534 00:31:29,750 --> 00:31:32,544 As of this moment, you are off the case. 535 00:31:33,128 --> 00:31:35,005 No, I'm not. 536 00:31:41,636 --> 00:31:44,014 MAGNUM: What if they gave a carnival and nobody came? 537 00:31:44,097 --> 00:31:46,141 I guess everybody moves on, 538 00:31:46,224 --> 00:31:48,935 leaving behind a lot of dreams and illusions 539 00:31:49,019 --> 00:31:50,604 and sticky candy wrappers. 540 00:31:50,771 --> 00:31:52,689 But in this case there's also left behind 541 00:31:52,773 --> 00:31:54,941 the rather sticky matter of two dead bodies 542 00:31:55,025 --> 00:31:57,110 and one potentially ruined friendship. 543 00:31:57,194 --> 00:31:59,571 But despite that, I wasn't going anywhere. 544 00:32:00,030 --> 00:32:03,617 Hey. That costs money, pal. 545 00:32:06,453 --> 00:32:09,915 But then, it's not gonna make much difference, anyway. 546 00:32:10,207 --> 00:32:11,541 What do you mean? 547 00:32:14,628 --> 00:32:17,089 We'll all be gone soon. 548 00:32:30,519 --> 00:32:33,397 I think you just won yourself a stuffed dinosaur. 549 00:32:33,647 --> 00:32:34,940 [CHUCKLES] 550 00:32:35,023 --> 00:32:36,691 Hell, we're living in one. 551 00:32:37,150 --> 00:32:40,570 Inky wants to see you. I'll take care of this here. 552 00:32:55,001 --> 00:32:56,002 [KNOCKING AT DOOR] 553 00:32:56,086 --> 00:32:57,379 Yeah? 554 00:33:00,674 --> 00:33:01,967 Oh. 555 00:33:04,010 --> 00:33:06,638 I'm afraid I'm gonna have to let you go, Magnum. 556 00:33:06,763 --> 00:33:10,392 We're closing tomorrow night. Courtesy of Mr. Janes. 557 00:33:10,892 --> 00:33:13,019 I'm not a roustabout, remember? 558 00:33:13,145 --> 00:33:15,939 I've got another job to do and I'm not quite finished yet. 559 00:33:16,731 --> 00:33:18,608 Oh, yes, you are. 560 00:33:18,817 --> 00:33:22,320 Higgins called this morning. This is per him. 561 00:33:22,404 --> 00:33:24,197 You're out of here as of now. 562 00:33:24,281 --> 00:33:26,283 The police will continue their investigation. 563 00:33:26,366 --> 00:33:27,534 And so will I. 564 00:33:27,701 --> 00:33:30,620 Not in my carnival. Not while I still have it. 565 00:33:30,704 --> 00:33:32,581 Read the back of your ticket, 566 00:33:32,664 --> 00:33:35,333 the part where I've got the right to refuse admission to anyone. 567 00:33:35,709 --> 00:33:37,711 It's not gonna be that easy, Inky. 568 00:33:37,794 --> 00:33:39,254 My friend was hurt, too. 569 00:33:39,421 --> 00:33:41,173 Save me the cheap melodramatics. 570 00:33:41,256 --> 00:33:43,925 I feel as bad about Rick as you do. 571 00:33:45,051 --> 00:33:49,055 And I feel a whole lot worse about Robin and the chief, 572 00:33:51,183 --> 00:33:54,352 but this is the first fight of my life I've ever lost. 573 00:33:54,478 --> 00:33:58,023 And the lousy thing about it is I'm beginning to get used to it. 574 00:33:58,356 --> 00:34:01,193 I'm also beginning to get used to the fact 575 00:34:01,276 --> 00:34:03,487 that these murders were committed solely 576 00:34:03,570 --> 00:34:05,280 to drive me out of business. 577 00:34:05,363 --> 00:34:06,907 And if you were such a great detective, 578 00:34:06,990 --> 00:34:09,701 perhaps that's where you should've started, 579 00:34:10,285 --> 00:34:12,370 instead of me and my people. 580 00:34:12,621 --> 00:34:13,997 You're talking about Janes? 581 00:34:14,831 --> 00:34:16,625 I ain't naming names. 582 00:34:16,708 --> 00:34:19,377 I checked Janes out. He's got an airtight alibi, 583 00:34:19,461 --> 00:34:21,922 and if you want to talk about motive, he doesn't have one. 584 00:34:22,047 --> 00:34:24,382 He's gonna lose money with this carnival. 585 00:34:25,008 --> 00:34:26,551 Just like me. 586 00:34:28,929 --> 00:34:31,097 Only I'm gonna lose a lot more. 587 00:34:33,391 --> 00:34:35,769 Now get out of here, Magnum, 588 00:34:36,811 --> 00:34:40,440 there's enough buzzards around and the air stinks. 589 00:34:44,903 --> 00:34:48,532 MAGNUM: A good friendship is usually a difficult entity to maintain. 590 00:34:48,698 --> 00:34:51,201 There's got to be a commonality of interests, 591 00:34:51,284 --> 00:34:53,620 an enjoyment of each other's company, 592 00:34:53,745 --> 00:34:55,956 and an appreciation of the other's differences. 593 00:34:56,039 --> 00:34:59,543 But if those items don't really exist in large quantities, 594 00:34:59,626 --> 00:35:03,255 there has to be an underlying basis of honesty and truth. 595 00:35:03,380 --> 00:35:05,966 But maybe this time the truth was something 596 00:35:06,091 --> 00:35:07,592 Higgins didn't want to see 597 00:35:07,676 --> 00:35:09,511 because of his friendship with Inky. 598 00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:11,680 But because of my friendship with Higgins, 599 00:35:11,805 --> 00:35:14,432 it was something he had to see. 600 00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:18,603 [MUSIC BOX PLAYING] 601 00:35:20,897 --> 00:35:22,482 MAGNUM: Higgins. 602 00:35:24,609 --> 00:35:28,822 I want to apologize for yelling at you last night at the hospital. 603 00:35:35,103 --> 00:35:38,123 I understand the bond that you and Inky share, 604 00:35:38,582 --> 00:35:41,126 and I appreciate what it means, 605 00:35:41,459 --> 00:35:44,087 and I appreciate your loyalty to him. 606 00:35:44,671 --> 00:35:47,257 Oh, yeah, I found out from a friend of T.C.'s at the bank 607 00:35:47,340 --> 00:35:50,510 that the money that's been keeping the carnival and Inky afloat's from you. 608 00:35:51,886 --> 00:35:55,056 Converted pounds sterling from your British bank. 609 00:35:57,642 --> 00:35:59,394 But, Higgins. 610 00:35:59,477 --> 00:36:03,857 You can't judge a man by one incident in his life. 611 00:36:03,940 --> 00:36:06,443 You have to look at the whole picture, the essence of who he is. 612 00:36:06,526 --> 00:36:08,069 Now, damn it, Higgins, 613 00:36:08,153 --> 00:36:10,989 maybe Inky doesn't even want your money, or my help, 614 00:36:11,072 --> 00:36:12,365 or the carnival's. 615 00:36:12,449 --> 00:36:15,785 Have you ever considered that? Maybe all he wants is out. 616 00:36:19,414 --> 00:36:23,543 All I'm saying is, I think we should find out. 617 00:36:27,213 --> 00:36:31,217 Your passion for the truth is commendable, Magnum. 618 00:36:31,551 --> 00:36:34,387 And, yes, I do appreciate that. 619 00:36:35,388 --> 00:36:38,391 But, ultimately, it is misguided. 620 00:36:38,683 --> 00:36:40,143 Why? 621 00:36:41,478 --> 00:36:46,441 Because Inky Gilbert was just found strangled to death in his office. 622 00:36:56,426 --> 00:36:58,411 I'm sorry, Higgins. 623 00:36:59,537 --> 00:37:02,165 I know that doesn't mean a whole lot right now. 624 00:37:02,248 --> 00:37:04,250 Magnum, your words are unnecessary. 625 00:37:04,376 --> 00:37:06,252 I do understand how you feel. 626 00:37:06,336 --> 00:37:07,879 Do you? 627 00:37:07,983 --> 00:37:11,194 Inky told me you said you were sending him the best. 628 00:37:13,176 --> 00:37:15,387 Except maybe I should have been a little quicker, too. 629 00:37:15,470 --> 00:37:19,140 At the moment, postmortems and self-recrimination are irrelevant. 630 00:37:19,349 --> 00:37:21,184 This is not self-recrimination. It's not a postmortem. 631 00:37:21,351 --> 00:37:22,435 It's finished. 632 00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:24,062 No, it isn't. 633 00:37:24,270 --> 00:37:27,440 Why go back? lnky's dead, the carnival is over. 634 00:37:27,857 --> 00:37:29,943 I'm not going to the carnival, not just yet. 635 00:37:30,026 --> 00:37:31,361 But I am going back. 636 00:37:31,695 --> 00:37:33,029 Where? 637 00:37:33,238 --> 00:37:35,115 I'm going to the one place and the one time 638 00:37:35,187 --> 00:37:38,149 you've never mentioned in all your ramblings or your memoirs. 639 00:37:38,243 --> 00:37:40,787 North Africa, August of '42. 640 00:37:49,629 --> 00:37:51,464 Chris, Charles. 641 00:37:52,257 --> 00:37:53,591 Is Gus still around? 642 00:37:53,675 --> 00:37:54,801 Where is he gonna go? 643 00:37:55,051 --> 00:37:56,469 Gus is inside. 644 00:37:57,303 --> 00:37:59,848 Thanks. Good luck. 645 00:38:00,598 --> 00:38:02,100 Thanks. 646 00:38:06,896 --> 00:38:08,898 MAGNUM: There's something disturbing and sad 647 00:38:08,982 --> 00:38:11,317 when you see something out of its normal element. 648 00:38:11,401 --> 00:38:14,279 Like a fish helplessly thrashing on the deck of a boat, 649 00:38:14,362 --> 00:38:17,907 or those carnies who have no idea that there's another world out there, 650 00:38:17,991 --> 00:38:20,910 or much less have the ability to cope in it. 651 00:38:25,540 --> 00:38:27,834 But at least they made the choice. 652 00:38:28,277 --> 00:38:30,962 Somehow, I had the feeling that Gus Zimmer 653 00:38:31,087 --> 00:38:33,506 didn't have those kind of options. 654 00:38:56,821 --> 00:38:58,656 And when you're out of options, 655 00:38:58,740 --> 00:39:02,285 you can either cry for help, or blow sky high. 656 00:39:02,786 --> 00:39:05,246 Maybe I should have heard Gus's cry for help, 657 00:39:05,330 --> 00:39:07,165 but there were so many other voices. 658 00:39:07,248 --> 00:39:09,918 Inky's, Higgins', the chief's, Mike Janes', Audrey's. 659 00:39:10,752 --> 00:39:13,004 But I was listening now. 660 00:39:13,087 --> 00:39:15,006 I only hoped it wasn't too late. 661 00:39:18,593 --> 00:39:20,845 GUS: Are you looking for something? 662 00:39:22,222 --> 00:39:24,140 Not anymore. 663 00:39:24,307 --> 00:39:26,142 I found what I'm looking for. 664 00:39:26,476 --> 00:39:28,311 You're in my stuff. 665 00:39:28,603 --> 00:39:31,731 Yeah, I was, Donald. 666 00:39:32,065 --> 00:39:33,858 The name's Gus. 667 00:39:34,526 --> 00:39:36,653 Not 44 years ago, it wasn't. 668 00:39:36,736 --> 00:39:38,655 Forty-four years ago in North Africa, 669 00:39:39,113 --> 00:39:40,990 it was Donald. 670 00:39:41,241 --> 00:39:43,368 When you and your brother were fighting next to an Englishman 671 00:39:43,451 --> 00:39:46,329 named Jonathan Quayle Higgins. That's where you got burned. 672 00:39:47,205 --> 00:39:49,332 There was no fire in Decatur, no kids. 673 00:39:49,707 --> 00:39:51,626 The hell there wasn't. 674 00:39:51,835 --> 00:39:54,212 The firemen gave me a commendation. 675 00:39:54,295 --> 00:39:55,839 It's right here somewhere. 676 00:39:56,005 --> 00:39:58,007 Oh, I don't think so. 677 00:39:58,341 --> 00:40:01,261 Probably some kind of clerical error, right? 678 00:40:01,344 --> 00:40:04,556 Some harried medic buries the real Gus Zimmer under your name. 679 00:40:04,806 --> 00:40:07,934 The name that's on this Purple Heart, your dog tags. 680 00:40:08,768 --> 00:40:10,311 Donald Gilbert. 681 00:40:12,730 --> 00:40:14,190 Why'd you do it? 682 00:40:14,816 --> 00:40:16,401 Why? 683 00:40:18,361 --> 00:40:20,822 You're asking me why? 684 00:40:26,452 --> 00:40:29,330 There's enough light here. Take a good look. 685 00:40:32,834 --> 00:40:35,587 I had a fiancée and a job to come back to. 686 00:40:36,546 --> 00:40:38,923 When I took the bandages off and looked in the mirror, 687 00:40:39,007 --> 00:40:40,800 I knew it was never gonna happen. 688 00:40:41,843 --> 00:40:44,512 I didn't want to put anyone through 689 00:40:44,637 --> 00:40:47,473 the grief of having to look at me and smile 690 00:40:47,557 --> 00:40:52,937 and try to be brave and try to keep from throwing up at the same time. 691 00:40:54,981 --> 00:40:57,567 So it turned out to be a whole lot better for me 692 00:40:57,650 --> 00:41:00,403 just to be Gus Zimmer. 693 00:41:00,778 --> 00:41:05,241 No hassles. No pity. Just a bunch of sawdust and cheap laughs. 694 00:41:05,617 --> 00:41:08,620 [LAUGHING] 695 00:41:09,954 --> 00:41:13,625 You should've seen the look on lnky's face 696 00:41:13,750 --> 00:41:16,085 when I showed up a few years later. 697 00:41:16,419 --> 00:41:19,005 [LAUGHS] Back from the dead. 698 00:41:20,757 --> 00:41:24,010 I'll say this for him, though, he was a good brother. 699 00:41:24,093 --> 00:41:27,013 He took care of me. No questions asked. 700 00:41:27,221 --> 00:41:28,848 Then why'd you kill him? 701 00:41:31,100 --> 00:41:33,311 Who says I killed him? 702 00:41:33,561 --> 00:41:36,898 The buyout clause in lnky's contract with Mike Janes Amusements. 703 00:41:37,106 --> 00:41:39,192 Gus Zimmer gets the payoff in the event of lnky's death. 704 00:41:39,275 --> 00:41:41,235 You're the silent partner. 705 00:41:46,407 --> 00:41:49,369 Now, what would a geek want with money? 706 00:41:50,662 --> 00:41:52,080 Well, 707 00:41:52,705 --> 00:41:55,416 maybe some kind of real life. 708 00:41:56,209 --> 00:41:58,962 Some kind of life where you don't have to drool and moan 709 00:41:59,087 --> 00:42:02,048 and chase live rats around three times a day. 710 00:42:02,298 --> 00:42:04,884 Some kind of life where you can rent an apartment, watch TV, 711 00:42:05,009 --> 00:42:07,512 pretend you're just like everybody else. 712 00:42:09,138 --> 00:42:11,307 You wanted out, Donald. 713 00:42:11,474 --> 00:42:14,894 You started with the accidents, trying to get Inky to sell. 714 00:42:15,395 --> 00:42:17,689 But Inky was tough, and you escalated. 715 00:42:19,565 --> 00:42:21,275 You didn't have to kill. 716 00:42:21,693 --> 00:42:23,987 How do you know that? 717 00:42:26,447 --> 00:42:29,075 You're a pretty good guesser, 718 00:42:29,409 --> 00:42:32,120 but you don't know what it's really like. 719 00:42:32,245 --> 00:42:34,706 And unless you swallow a bucketful of fire 720 00:42:34,789 --> 00:42:39,002 trying to save some berserk lunatic someday, you never will. 721 00:42:40,211 --> 00:42:42,088 What are you saying? Higgins? 722 00:42:42,213 --> 00:42:44,924 No, not Higgins. My brother, Inky. 723 00:42:45,174 --> 00:42:46,634 He snapped. 724 00:42:46,926 --> 00:42:50,471 He was too tired or too crazy, I don't know. But he snapped. 725 00:42:50,596 --> 00:42:53,850 He took off running straight at an enemy machine-gun nest. 726 00:42:53,933 --> 00:42:56,394 Blazing away, and I had to get him out. 727 00:42:56,477 --> 00:43:00,356 But instead of him ending up the dead hero, I got to be it. 728 00:43:01,065 --> 00:43:02,859 Where was Higgins? 729 00:43:03,401 --> 00:43:06,529 He was holding his position. He was following orders. 730 00:43:06,612 --> 00:43:08,865 He was doing exactly what he was supposed to do. 731 00:43:09,115 --> 00:43:10,491 Maybe he doesn't think so. 732 00:43:11,034 --> 00:43:12,744 Who cares? 733 00:43:12,910 --> 00:43:15,246 It doesn't matter anymore. It's over. 734 00:43:15,371 --> 00:43:17,331 It's all over now. 735 00:43:20,293 --> 00:43:23,379 Tell me something. How did you get a fix on me? 736 00:43:23,504 --> 00:43:26,507 Was it the buyout clause? 737 00:43:26,841 --> 00:43:28,342 No. 738 00:43:28,593 --> 00:43:32,346 I don't know, you just shot that rifle too damn good. 739 00:43:35,725 --> 00:43:37,518 Come on, let's go. 740 00:43:39,645 --> 00:43:41,022 Where? 741 00:43:41,981 --> 00:43:43,983 Find some people who can help you. 742 00:43:46,736 --> 00:43:48,446 Me included. 743 00:43:49,739 --> 00:43:51,074 Thomas. 744 00:43:51,491 --> 00:43:52,909 Don't. Stay right there. 745 00:43:55,495 --> 00:43:59,248 I may be ugly, I may be crazy, 746 00:43:59,707 --> 00:44:02,502 but I'm not going to no hospital. 747 00:44:07,048 --> 00:44:08,424 Where are you going? 748 00:44:08,758 --> 00:44:10,301 France. 749 00:44:13,888 --> 00:44:15,765 TANAKA: One million dollars and a plane to France? 750 00:44:15,848 --> 00:44:18,101 That guy is crazy. We'll just extradite him. 751 00:44:18,184 --> 00:44:20,895 I know that. And more importantly, he knows that. 752 00:44:21,020 --> 00:44:22,480 But you gotta go through the motions. 753 00:44:22,605 --> 00:44:23,898 The man has nothing to lose. 754 00:44:24,065 --> 00:44:25,942 That's impossible. I'm moving in. 755 00:44:26,025 --> 00:44:28,402 You move in, and he kills Audrey Gilbert. 756 00:44:28,569 --> 00:44:31,531 Now, look, he gave you an hour. Give me 10 minutes. 757 00:44:32,031 --> 00:44:33,699 I can't. You know that. 758 00:44:33,908 --> 00:44:37,078 I know that place. I've cleaned it often enough. 759 00:44:37,537 --> 00:44:39,455 Let me try, please. 760 00:44:41,916 --> 00:44:44,544 I gotta look over the blueprints of the building. 761 00:44:45,336 --> 00:44:47,046 Talk to me in 15 minutes. 762 00:44:50,007 --> 00:44:51,551 HIGGINS: Magnum. 763 00:44:55,004 --> 00:44:56,756 What is the status of the operation? 764 00:44:56,848 --> 00:44:59,225 The status is I'm gonna go in there and try and get Audrey out. 765 00:44:59,308 --> 00:45:00,601 - I'm going with you. - No. 766 00:45:00,685 --> 00:45:02,812 I must. Please understand, Magnum. 767 00:45:02,895 --> 00:45:04,605 I have my reasons. 768 00:45:05,648 --> 00:45:09,360 I know what they are, Higgins. And I do understand. 769 00:45:12,155 --> 00:45:14,532 You did the right thing 44 years ago. 770 00:45:17,743 --> 00:45:19,787 Do the right thing now. 771 00:45:36,596 --> 00:45:39,140 Please, please, give me the gun. 772 00:45:39,599 --> 00:45:41,684 Don't worry, I'm not gonna hurt you. 773 00:45:41,767 --> 00:45:43,352 Why are you doing this? 774 00:45:43,519 --> 00:45:46,480 'Cause I want people to remember who I was. 775 00:45:46,814 --> 00:45:49,358 Let her go, Donald. 776 00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:52,862 Come on. 777 00:45:53,196 --> 00:45:57,575 Sure. No problem. Go ahead. 778 00:46:03,831 --> 00:46:05,791 Why don't you just put that gun away? 779 00:46:15,134 --> 00:46:16,344 No! 780 00:46:16,844 --> 00:46:19,722 I never wanted to go to France, anyway. 781 00:46:26,354 --> 00:46:27,897 MAGNUM: The front, run to the front! 782 00:46:29,815 --> 00:46:31,192 HIGGINS: Donald! 783 00:46:36,364 --> 00:46:38,532 - GUS: Why? - HIGGINS: For all of us, come. 784 00:46:53,297 --> 00:46:54,882 Magnum. 785 00:46:55,174 --> 00:46:56,342 MAGNUM: Higgins.