1 00:00:04,631 --> 00:00:06,258 HlGGlNS: Apollo's been shot. 2 00:00:06,333 --> 00:00:07,459 Is he dead? 3 00:00:10,971 --> 00:00:12,063 What you got here? 4 00:00:12,138 --> 00:00:14,732 That's an 'au makua. It's a Hawaiian family god. 5 00:00:14,808 --> 00:00:16,537 Is this little guy perhaps for sale? 6 00:00:16,610 --> 00:00:19,170 The worth of this 'au makua is beyond money. 7 00:00:19,246 --> 00:00:20,838 RlCK: Freeze, suckers! 8 00:00:21,114 --> 00:00:22,342 I would like to propose 9 00:00:22,415 --> 00:00:25,441 that you and I madly dance the rest of the night away. 10 00:00:25,518 --> 00:00:27,179 Here's looking at you, kid. 11 00:00:27,254 --> 00:00:29,814 I'm going to attempt to do what you have so miserably failed at. 12 00:00:29,889 --> 00:00:31,720 HIGGINS: I'm going to find the 'au makua. 13 00:00:31,791 --> 00:00:33,725 (SCREAMlNG) 14 00:03:21,795 --> 00:03:23,353 (SPEAKlNG CANTONESE) 15 00:04:02,435 --> 00:04:03,424 Where is it? 16 00:04:16,483 --> 00:04:20,249 HlGGlNS: A week without you, Magnum, will, of course, be very difficult and trying, 17 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:23,346 but somehow, it will be less difficult and trying than a week with you. 18 00:04:23,423 --> 00:04:27,120 I shall survive. Gee, thanks, Higgins. I'll miss you, too. 19 00:04:27,193 --> 00:04:28,490 I doubt that. 20 00:04:28,561 --> 00:04:32,793 A week all alone on a cruise ship will undoubtedly prove to be wildly exhilarating. 21 00:04:32,866 --> 00:04:37,633 There is, of course, shuffleboard, Ping-Pong, bingo. 22 00:04:37,704 --> 00:04:41,697 You're just jealous because you're not going. That Robin asked me. 23 00:04:41,774 --> 00:04:46,040 The only reason I'm not going is because I must attend, as Mr. Masters' representative, 24 00:04:46,112 --> 00:04:50,310 the Governor's Conference on the Preservation of Historical Hawaiian Fauna and Flora. 25 00:04:50,383 --> 00:04:52,908 Obviously, your task is much less intellectual. 26 00:04:52,986 --> 00:04:54,613 But exhilarating. 27 00:04:56,556 --> 00:05:00,083 (SlGHS) I mean, I usually don't take bodyguard-type jobs, but... 28 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:01,549 Mmm. 29 00:05:05,632 --> 00:05:06,621 (DOG WHlMPERlNG) 30 00:05:08,535 --> 00:05:11,299 Zeus. Something's wrong. 31 00:05:13,273 --> 00:05:16,037 His sirloin tips are probably overdone. 32 00:05:19,812 --> 00:05:22,042 My God. What? 33 00:05:22,115 --> 00:05:23,707 Apollo. 34 00:05:24,083 --> 00:05:25,414 He told you? 35 00:05:38,231 --> 00:05:39,926 Apollo. 36 00:05:42,101 --> 00:05:43,398 (APOLLO WHlMPERlNG) 37 00:05:49,208 --> 00:05:50,436 He's been shot. 38 00:05:50,777 --> 00:05:51,801 Is he dead? 39 00:05:51,878 --> 00:05:53,345 No, he's breathing. 40 00:05:53,413 --> 00:05:56,143 I'll call the vet. Not yet. Come with me. 41 00:06:01,254 --> 00:06:02,516 (BEEPlNG) 42 00:06:06,159 --> 00:06:08,650 Interior security has been breached. 43 00:06:25,778 --> 00:06:28,303 I think they're gone. Yes, quite. 44 00:06:29,582 --> 00:06:32,517 Looks like they were after something specific. 45 00:06:35,922 --> 00:06:37,856 What makes you think they were after wine? 46 00:06:38,925 --> 00:06:40,984 Not wine, Magnum. 47 00:06:42,695 --> 00:06:44,754 Here? You hid it here? 48 00:06:45,064 --> 00:06:47,259 Yes, quite. Here. 49 00:06:51,938 --> 00:06:54,031 Now you may call the veterinarian. Yeah. 50 00:06:55,875 --> 00:06:58,070 VETERlNARlAN: I'm afraid things are touch-and-go at this point. 51 00:06:58,144 --> 00:07:01,602 The bullet is lodged near the patient's lungs at the moment. 52 00:07:01,681 --> 00:07:06,084 We're hoping for some movement before we go in there. How long can you wait? 53 00:07:06,152 --> 00:07:10,885 Depends on such things as the amount of blood loss, the patient's stamina, etc. 54 00:07:11,190 --> 00:07:16,059 I must say, he is in extremely good physical condition. He works out a lot. 55 00:07:16,329 --> 00:07:17,455 You may wait here, Mr. Higgins, 56 00:07:17,530 --> 00:07:20,761 and I'll let you know before we make the decision to operate. 57 00:07:20,833 --> 00:07:21,822 Thank you, Doctor. 58 00:07:25,204 --> 00:07:27,331 Now, who do we have here? Fluffy, yes? 59 00:07:27,707 --> 00:07:29,140 WOMAN: Oh, Fluffy, how could you? 60 00:07:30,510 --> 00:07:31,499 Come. 61 00:07:34,847 --> 00:07:37,077 It's a nice doctor. He's going to make you well. 62 00:07:37,884 --> 00:07:39,977 (FLUFFY YOWLlNG) I came just as soon as I heard. 63 00:07:41,954 --> 00:07:44,252 Are you okay? I'm fine. Thank you. 64 00:07:45,258 --> 00:07:48,694 T.C., this is an animal hospital. What is going on? 65 00:07:48,761 --> 00:07:50,820 And what's with the message that you left for me? 66 00:07:50,897 --> 00:07:53,764 That you're going to meet Higgins at the hospital and you need my help. 67 00:07:53,833 --> 00:07:55,926 Hey, look at me. I got the same message, too. 68 00:07:56,002 --> 00:07:57,663 It's all true. It's Apollo. 69 00:07:57,937 --> 00:07:59,802 Huh? He's been shot. 70 00:07:59,872 --> 00:08:00,861 Shot? 71 00:08:01,574 --> 00:08:04,202 Well, how is he? 72 00:08:04,277 --> 00:08:06,404 Critical but, for the moment, stable. 73 00:08:09,582 --> 00:08:14,178 What kind of chump would shoot an animal over a dumb statue? 74 00:08:14,921 --> 00:08:16,115 It is not a "dumb statue." 75 00:08:16,189 --> 00:08:20,250 The 'au makua is a Hawaiian family god given by the High Priest Kalaniopu'u to his... 76 00:08:20,326 --> 00:08:23,386 To his nephew, King Kamehameha. You already told me that. 77 00:08:23,463 --> 00:08:26,091 But that's not the point. The point is, 78 00:08:26,165 --> 00:08:29,396 it was probably the same man who tried to steal the statue, 79 00:08:29,469 --> 00:08:32,802 which Magnum has to deliver to a museum in Hilo for Mr. Masters. 80 00:08:34,107 --> 00:08:37,372 At present, he's watching over it while it's on display, but obviously 81 00:08:37,443 --> 00:08:39,843 things have escalated, and he's going to need some help. 82 00:08:42,148 --> 00:08:43,137 What do you want us to do? 83 00:08:45,084 --> 00:08:47,917 How would you two like an all-island, all-expenses paid cruise 84 00:08:47,987 --> 00:08:49,784 on the S.S. Constitution? 85 00:08:49,856 --> 00:08:52,381 Discos, fine restaurants, docking at Maui, 86 00:08:52,458 --> 00:08:56,417 Kauai, Kona, Hilo, absolute paradise. 87 00:08:57,964 --> 00:09:00,398 (CHUCKLES) Who do we have to kill, Higgins? Yeah. 88 00:09:01,334 --> 00:09:02,767 Hopefully, it won't come to that. 89 00:09:04,170 --> 00:09:08,334 Man, shooting a dog over a statue. I mean, even Apollo. 90 00:09:11,144 --> 00:09:12,270 I'll go. 91 00:09:14,313 --> 00:09:15,678 I'm in, too. 92 00:09:16,215 --> 00:09:17,204 Thank you. 93 00:09:17,550 --> 00:09:20,383 That statue must be worth... 18 to $20,000. 94 00:09:21,554 --> 00:09:25,183 Yeah, but of all the art treasures at Robin's Nest, why would they go after that? 95 00:09:25,258 --> 00:09:26,623 We don't know. 96 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:31,626 Nevertheless, the cultural and historical value of the 'au makua is priceless. 97 00:09:31,697 --> 00:09:33,790 Mr. Masters stumbled across it in a pawn shop 98 00:09:33,866 --> 00:09:37,927 in Hong Kong while doing some research for his new novel. He bought it for a song. 99 00:09:40,039 --> 00:09:41,028 Thank you, again. 100 00:09:42,041 --> 00:09:44,305 And I'm sure Apollo will appreciate the flowers. 101 00:09:44,377 --> 00:09:45,366 Hmm. 102 00:09:46,045 --> 00:09:49,071 We better go pack. Yeah. You ready to go? 103 00:09:49,515 --> 00:09:51,506 (DOG WHlNlNG) 104 00:09:54,787 --> 00:09:58,746 I think I'll remain here for a while. Don't be concerned about me. I'll be fine. 105 00:10:10,169 --> 00:10:13,400 MAGNUM: I guess in retrospect Higgins being so stoic and matter-of-fact 106 00:10:13,472 --> 00:10:17,135 about Apollo getting shot made sense. After all, he's British. 107 00:10:17,210 --> 00:10:19,235 That's just the way he is. 108 00:10:19,312 --> 00:10:22,406 What was kind of strange was the way I reacted to it. 109 00:10:22,481 --> 00:10:24,745 I mean, I'm not in favor of shooting dogs or anything, 110 00:10:24,817 --> 00:10:29,220 but that guy, for six years, he and Zeus, have devoted their entire existence 111 00:10:29,288 --> 00:10:31,688 to making my life miserable. 112 00:10:31,757 --> 00:10:35,022 Yet, somehow, I've become a little used to it. 113 00:10:35,094 --> 00:10:39,053 And I didn't think I could become used to not having him around. 114 00:10:39,999 --> 00:10:43,332 In other words, and not just because of that statue, 115 00:10:43,402 --> 00:10:45,700 I wanted those jokers. 116 00:10:45,771 --> 00:10:47,762 Aloha. Hi. 117 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:49,068 What you got here? 118 00:10:49,141 --> 00:10:51,837 That's an 'au makua, It's a Hawaiian family god. 119 00:10:51,911 --> 00:10:54,971 It was given by the High Priest Kalaniopu'u to his nephew. 120 00:10:55,047 --> 00:10:58,414 Oh, Russell, it's so primitive. 121 00:10:58,484 --> 00:10:59,473 (RUSSELL LAUGHS) 122 00:11:00,453 --> 00:11:02,819 My name is Russell Tate. 123 00:11:02,889 --> 00:11:04,823 This here is my lady, Sara. 124 00:11:05,925 --> 00:11:08,189 We're from ldaho. Potatoes. 125 00:11:08,261 --> 00:11:10,786 As a matter of fact, most everybody calls us the "Taters." 126 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:15,789 I'm Thomas Magnum. 127 00:11:16,669 --> 00:11:19,001 What were you saying about the little guy here? 128 00:11:19,071 --> 00:11:20,629 Oh, who cares, Russell? 129 00:11:20,706 --> 00:11:24,938 Now, let's you and me go have some of that complimentary brunch before it's all gone. 130 00:11:25,011 --> 00:11:27,138 Come on, honey. Move it. 131 00:11:27,713 --> 00:11:28,702 Yes, dear. 132 00:11:34,687 --> 00:11:37,815 That's an 'au makua. That's right. 133 00:11:37,890 --> 00:11:38,879 What's it doing here? 134 00:11:40,660 --> 00:11:45,063 It's on display. It was given by the High Priest Kalaniopu'u to his nephew... 135 00:11:45,131 --> 00:11:47,224 Yes, I know. King Kamehameha. 136 00:11:47,667 --> 00:11:51,364 Peggy Armbrister. I'm an archeologist. I know this stuff. 137 00:11:51,437 --> 00:11:53,667 A lot more than Michener ever did, that's for sure. 138 00:11:53,773 --> 00:11:56,936 That man wouldn't know an 'au makua from a ku to a ki'i. 139 00:11:57,843 --> 00:12:00,107 Michener wrote a big book on Hawaii. 140 00:12:00,212 --> 00:12:05,047 Well, mine's going to be bigger. Danny Frye, novelist. 141 00:12:06,118 --> 00:12:09,986 I'm here in the lslands doing research for the ultimate novel about Hawaii. 142 00:12:10,056 --> 00:12:11,921 Like I said, Michener didn't get it all. 143 00:12:11,991 --> 00:12:15,119 And you're going to do all this research on one seven-day cruise? 144 00:12:15,194 --> 00:12:16,183 Sure. Why not? 145 00:12:23,202 --> 00:12:26,797 Looks very expensive. Not really. 146 00:12:26,872 --> 00:12:28,533 Perhaps $20,000 American. 147 00:12:28,607 --> 00:12:31,235 The worth of this 'au makua is beyond money. 148 00:12:33,012 --> 00:12:35,503 Well beyond. Take good care of it. 149 00:12:37,750 --> 00:12:40,082 Hi. Thomas Magnum. 150 00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:44,214 I'm with the little guy. Oh, it's a pleasure. 151 00:12:44,290 --> 00:12:47,453 May I introduce the Countess Jacqueline Fabray Dumont? 152 00:12:48,127 --> 00:12:52,029 How do you do? And I am her husband, Phillipe. 153 00:12:53,299 --> 00:12:54,926 We own a modest art gallery in Paris. 154 00:12:55,001 --> 00:12:56,764 Is the little guy perhaps for sale? 155 00:12:57,870 --> 00:13:01,135 Oh, no, it isn't. It belongs to the famous writer, Robin Masters. 156 00:13:01,207 --> 00:13:03,004 He's loaning it to a museum on Hilo. 157 00:13:03,075 --> 00:13:05,771 But he thought, on the way, people might like to see it. 158 00:13:05,845 --> 00:13:09,906 How generous. It would look lovely in our gallery. 159 00:13:09,982 --> 00:13:13,645 It will also look lovely inside a museum, my dear. Thank you very much. 160 00:13:22,328 --> 00:13:23,886 What do you think? 161 00:13:23,963 --> 00:13:27,091 What do you mean, what do I think? Any of them good suspects? 162 00:13:27,166 --> 00:13:29,293 I don't know, Rick. There's hundreds of people on this boat. 163 00:13:29,368 --> 00:13:30,630 We're just going to have to wait it out. 164 00:13:30,703 --> 00:13:32,671 Wait for somebody to make a move. 165 00:13:32,738 --> 00:13:35,468 Maybe tonight during the Captain's Welcome Aboard Dinner. 166 00:13:35,741 --> 00:13:39,108 Wow. This is going to be just like The Maltese Falcon. 167 00:13:39,645 --> 00:13:43,604 Yeah. I just hope Apollo doesn't end up like Miles Archer. 168 00:13:43,682 --> 00:13:47,049 Who's Miles Archer? He was Humphrey Bogart's partner. 169 00:13:47,119 --> 00:13:49,019 But he got offed in the beginning. 170 00:13:53,659 --> 00:13:54,751 (GREETlNG lN JAPANESE) 171 00:13:54,827 --> 00:13:56,818 (GREETlNG lN JAPANESE) 172 00:13:56,896 --> 00:13:58,420 This is an 'au makua. 173 00:13:58,497 --> 00:14:01,193 It is owned by the famous novelist, Robin Masters. 174 00:14:01,267 --> 00:14:03,895 (TRANSLATlNG TO JAPANESE) 175 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:13,107 It was originally given by the High Priest Kalaniopu'u to his nephew, King Kamehameha. 176 00:14:13,179 --> 00:14:15,579 (TRANSLATlNG TO JAPANESE) 177 00:14:17,049 --> 00:14:18,778 MAGNUM: To paraphrase an old song, 178 00:14:18,851 --> 00:14:23,015 the nighttime is the right time to be with the 'au makua you love. 179 00:14:23,089 --> 00:14:24,750 And I was hoping this first night, 180 00:14:24,824 --> 00:14:27,292 we would be able to find that certain someone 181 00:14:27,359 --> 00:14:29,725 who was suitably smitten with a certain little short guy 182 00:14:29,795 --> 00:14:31,990 with a certain glowering visage. 183 00:14:36,702 --> 00:14:40,035 The hard part, of course, was to remain ready and vigilant. 184 00:14:59,024 --> 00:15:00,389 RlCK: Freeze, suckers! 185 00:15:05,664 --> 00:15:06,653 "Freeze, sucker"? 186 00:15:10,603 --> 00:15:12,833 Let's go. Let's go, guys. 187 00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:18,108 Rick, I'll be right back. 188 00:15:22,648 --> 00:15:23,637 (SHlP HORN BLARlNG) 189 00:15:50,042 --> 00:15:53,773 MAGNUM: That's right, Higgins. Coast Guard's got them and they're on their way back in. 190 00:15:53,846 --> 00:15:56,337 When you get an lD, please call me back. 191 00:15:56,448 --> 00:15:59,542 What? Oh, no problem. We'll enjoy ourselves. 192 00:16:00,252 --> 00:16:01,810 Wait. How's Apollo? 193 00:16:03,522 --> 00:16:05,422 Oh, okay. Well, let me know. 194 00:16:06,792 --> 00:16:09,090 He's scheduled for surgery at 6:00 a.m. 195 00:16:09,562 --> 00:16:11,086 This Apollo a friend of yours? 196 00:16:12,231 --> 00:16:14,165 Kind of. He's a dog. 197 00:16:15,467 --> 00:16:19,961 Thank you, Captain, for all your cooperation. No trouble. I love a thriller. 198 00:16:20,739 --> 00:16:22,730 I'm just sorry it ended so soon. 199 00:16:22,808 --> 00:16:24,139 I've always sort of, 200 00:16:24,210 --> 00:16:27,771 you know, fancied myself as something of a who-done-it man, too. 201 00:16:28,180 --> 00:16:31,343 Look, I don't want to impose, 202 00:16:31,417 --> 00:16:35,080 but I wonder if you couldn't get Robin Masters to take a look at this, hmm? 203 00:16:36,956 --> 00:16:39,686 Well, I could try and ask. Oh, that would be just great. 204 00:16:39,758 --> 00:16:43,250 I call it, All Thieves on Deck. 205 00:16:43,996 --> 00:16:45,930 Well, it's sort of a nautical thriller. 206 00:16:46,065 --> 00:16:47,054 (LAUGHS) 207 00:16:48,067 --> 00:16:51,468 I expect we'd better get down to dinner. Shall we? Sure. 208 00:16:54,673 --> 00:16:56,732 Oh, what about Rick? 209 00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:59,804 I'll have some champagne sent up to him. 210 00:17:00,112 --> 00:17:03,775 And then, I'm going to propose a toast to your success. 211 00:17:03,849 --> 00:17:05,043 Congratulations. 212 00:17:06,885 --> 00:17:09,012 MAGNUM: All's well that ends well, I guess. 213 00:17:09,088 --> 00:17:11,648 The thieves were history, the 'au makua safe and sound, 214 00:17:11,724 --> 00:17:14,989 and T. C., Rick and I were going to have a whole week of fun. 215 00:17:15,060 --> 00:17:16,186 (JAZZ BAND PLAYlNG) 216 00:17:16,262 --> 00:17:18,492 Then how come I wasn't laughing? 217 00:17:18,564 --> 00:17:21,727 PEGGY: Because in my book, you're just as bad as the guys who tried to steal it! 218 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:23,859 MAGNUM: That's absurd. PEGGY: It is not! 219 00:17:23,936 --> 00:17:26,803 It is, too! No one man has the right to own it. 220 00:17:26,872 --> 00:17:30,035 That 'au makua belongs to the Hawaiian people and it should be returned to them. 221 00:17:30,109 --> 00:17:32,907 And which specific Hawaiian people should it be returned to? 222 00:17:32,978 --> 00:17:36,436 You don't count. You're a haole. I'm talking about the natives. 223 00:17:36,515 --> 00:17:40,747 I wouldn't use that word very loudly, if I were you. You know what I mean. 224 00:17:40,819 --> 00:17:44,220 No, I'm afraid I don't. Because whether you or l happen to like it, 225 00:17:44,290 --> 00:17:46,724 Robin bought that statue with his own money 226 00:17:46,792 --> 00:17:48,692 and he can do whatever he wants with it. 227 00:17:48,761 --> 00:17:51,389 But, because he is civically and culturally concerned, 228 00:17:51,463 --> 00:17:56,127 he's giving the Hawaiian people an opportunity to see it and appreciate it. 229 00:17:56,201 --> 00:18:00,137 By taking it for a ride on some stupid boat. BOTH: Ship. 230 00:18:06,945 --> 00:18:08,845 Okay. Ship. 231 00:18:09,915 --> 00:18:11,610 Stupid ship. 232 00:18:12,951 --> 00:18:14,213 (PEGGY EXHALlNG) 233 00:18:16,622 --> 00:18:20,251 I'm sorry. I guess I get a little carried away sometimes. 234 00:18:20,326 --> 00:18:21,884 How about some more champagne? 235 00:18:24,129 --> 00:18:27,758 You take your ldahos, your California whites, and your Burbank potatoes... 236 00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:30,028 Now, don't forget the Katahdins, Russell. 237 00:18:30,102 --> 00:18:32,161 Or even those little new potatoes, 238 00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:34,262 but pound for pound, bushel for bushel, 239 00:18:34,340 --> 00:18:36,865 I gotta stick with that good old red, white and blue russet. 240 00:18:36,942 --> 00:18:38,807 Give me a russet anytime. 241 00:18:38,877 --> 00:18:43,371 I mean, you talk potatoes, he knows potatoes, believe you me. 242 00:18:45,017 --> 00:18:47,315 That's very interesting. 243 00:18:47,853 --> 00:18:49,343 Don't be rude, Phillipe. 244 00:18:50,222 --> 00:18:54,215 Oh, russets. Russets. They are the best. 245 00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:56,191 Well, thank you very much. 246 00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:59,992 But I'm sure they have some fancy pomme de terre over there in France, too. 247 00:19:00,065 --> 00:19:01,327 Right, little lady? 248 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:05,234 Right, Russell. Now, you know, there are just many, many 249 00:19:05,304 --> 00:19:06,965 interesting ways you can fix them. 250 00:19:07,206 --> 00:19:09,606 Like I know you people like pomme frites. 251 00:19:09,842 --> 00:19:12,072 Back home we call them fries. 252 00:19:12,144 --> 00:19:17,081 Now, you have your baked, you have your boiled, you have your broiled, 253 00:19:17,149 --> 00:19:21,483 you have your au gratin, and then you have those little tiny oochy things. 254 00:19:21,553 --> 00:19:23,817 They're just so cute you could just die. 255 00:19:23,889 --> 00:19:27,950 Now, I just love them 'cause you just pop them in. They go down like that. 256 00:19:33,365 --> 00:19:34,992 I want to thank you, Thomas. 257 00:19:35,634 --> 00:19:37,659 I'm having the time of my life. 258 00:19:40,172 --> 00:19:42,606 I think I'll go relieve Rick. No, wait a minute. 259 00:19:42,674 --> 00:19:45,472 I'll do that in a little bit. You guys have done more than your share. 260 00:19:45,544 --> 00:19:47,842 Why don't you have some fun, dance with somebody? 261 00:19:51,350 --> 00:19:52,874 Never learned to foxtrot. 262 00:19:54,453 --> 00:19:57,388 RICK: Sounds like everybody's having a good time. 263 00:20:05,197 --> 00:20:07,165 Here's looking at you, kid. 264 00:20:10,302 --> 00:20:13,169 Say? Thirsty for some bubbly? 265 00:20:16,208 --> 00:20:17,197 I forgot. 266 00:20:18,277 --> 00:20:19,642 You're driving 267 00:20:20,646 --> 00:20:21,635 and 268 00:20:22,147 --> 00:20:23,136 I'm guarding you. 269 00:20:30,989 --> 00:20:31,978 (SlGHS) 270 00:20:34,893 --> 00:20:35,917 Whoopee. 271 00:20:37,729 --> 00:20:40,459 Goodnight, Peggy. Goodnight, Dr. Simms. 272 00:20:48,407 --> 00:20:50,705 Why don't you go home, Mr. Higgins? 273 00:20:50,776 --> 00:20:53,904 You're welcome to stay. Peggy will be on duty all night. 274 00:20:53,979 --> 00:20:56,971 But there's really nothing you can do here. 275 00:20:57,950 --> 00:20:59,781 Thank you, Doctor. I know that. 276 00:20:59,852 --> 00:21:02,946 But I'm awaiting a call from the police 277 00:21:03,021 --> 00:21:07,253 and I fear that if I make that long drive back I may well indeed miss it. 278 00:21:07,326 --> 00:21:08,623 So, l... 279 00:21:09,328 --> 00:21:10,761 Sure. 280 00:21:11,730 --> 00:21:13,595 He's sleeping now. 281 00:21:14,833 --> 00:21:17,393 Would you like to take a look at him? 282 00:21:18,971 --> 00:21:20,871 Yes, thank you. 283 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:24,131 (JAZZ MUSlC PLAYlNG) 284 00:21:25,143 --> 00:21:27,043 (PEOPLE CHATTERlNG) 285 00:21:32,885 --> 00:21:34,580 Okay. Okay. 286 00:21:34,653 --> 00:21:37,315 Go ahead. Name one good book this guy ever wrote. 287 00:21:37,389 --> 00:21:39,289 Go ahead. Go ahead. 288 00:21:39,358 --> 00:21:42,725 Tales of the South Pacific, The Fires of Spring, 289 00:21:42,794 --> 00:21:45,422 Floating World, The Bridges at Toko-Ri, 290 00:21:45,497 --> 00:21:49,126 The Bridge at Andau, The Drifters, 291 00:21:49,201 --> 00:21:51,965 Sayonara, Texas, Pace, The Covenant. 292 00:21:52,037 --> 00:21:54,528 Oh. And of course, Hawaii. 293 00:21:54,606 --> 00:21:56,403 What have you published? 294 00:21:56,475 --> 00:21:58,272 (MUMBLlNG) 295 00:21:59,545 --> 00:22:01,069 I want out! 296 00:22:01,146 --> 00:22:02,238 Never! 297 00:22:02,314 --> 00:22:04,111 You will suffer like I've been suffering. 298 00:22:04,182 --> 00:22:08,243 You are a fool. A petty, bitter, spiteful, little fool. 299 00:22:08,353 --> 00:22:10,150 And you, my dear Countessa, are a tramp! 300 00:22:10,222 --> 00:22:11,655 (EXCLAlMS) 301 00:22:13,292 --> 00:22:15,726 I think it's time we danced. 302 00:22:16,194 --> 00:22:17,491 Okay. 303 00:22:29,908 --> 00:22:33,400 Just one, and then I've got to go see my little friend. 304 00:22:34,313 --> 00:22:35,837 Why do you do that? 305 00:22:35,914 --> 00:22:38,576 What? Always be rude and argumentative in public? 306 00:22:38,650 --> 00:22:41,141 Or overly obstreperous and didactic? 307 00:22:41,219 --> 00:22:42,811 My shrink says I'm overcompensating. 308 00:22:42,888 --> 00:22:45,618 But I think it's normal, most of the time. 309 00:22:45,691 --> 00:22:48,125 I was talking about your bubblegum. 310 00:22:48,193 --> 00:22:50,923 Oh, you mean my Japanese bubblegum. 311 00:22:50,996 --> 00:22:53,089 Oh, that's because I just quit smoking. 312 00:22:53,165 --> 00:22:55,360 I mean, I was real hardcore. 313 00:22:55,434 --> 00:22:57,664 Two packs a day. No filters. 314 00:22:57,736 --> 00:23:00,068 But, then I found this really unique bubblegum 315 00:23:00,138 --> 00:23:03,630 while I was on this dig in Kyoto. Kyoto, Japan. Hmm. 316 00:23:03,709 --> 00:23:05,006 It's got a very strange flavor 317 00:23:05,077 --> 00:23:09,537 but once you get past that you can blow a bubble as big as the world 318 00:23:09,615 --> 00:23:13,847 and when it breaks it won't stick to your hair or your face. 319 00:23:18,890 --> 00:23:20,585 Or your mustache. 320 00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:23,384 The bases are loaded, there's two outs. 321 00:23:23,462 --> 00:23:26,158 We're at the bottom of the ninth and Elroy Face is in for the Pirates. 322 00:23:26,231 --> 00:23:28,131 Now, you remember Elroy Face? 323 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:32,933 18 and 1 in '59. Now, that's an all-time winning percentage, pal. 324 00:23:33,005 --> 00:23:34,597 Ernie Banks is the batter. 325 00:23:34,673 --> 00:23:38,109 And my Cubbies... My Cubbies are three runs down. 326 00:23:38,577 --> 00:23:41,307 And I'm in the bleachers with my pop 327 00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:45,616 when old Elroy lets loose with a three and two forkball. 328 00:23:46,752 --> 00:23:48,879 And you know what Ernie did to that forkball? 329 00:23:48,954 --> 00:23:50,979 COUNTESS: He made a touchdown. 330 00:23:51,790 --> 00:23:52,916 Did I say something wrong? 331 00:23:52,991 --> 00:23:55,926 (LAUGHlNG) No, it's the wrong sport. That's football. 332 00:23:56,662 --> 00:23:58,459 Ernie hit a homerun and my pop caught it. 333 00:23:58,530 --> 00:24:00,054 Oh, marvelous. 334 00:24:00,132 --> 00:24:03,568 Are you one of the guardians of this statue? 335 00:24:03,635 --> 00:24:06,001 Yeah. I guess you might say that. Yes. 336 00:24:06,071 --> 00:24:08,096 It is beautiful. Oh! 337 00:24:08,807 --> 00:24:13,141 I am the Countess Jacqueline Fabray Dumont. You may call me Countess. 338 00:24:13,912 --> 00:24:15,379 Rick Wright. 339 00:24:15,947 --> 00:24:20,077 I hope you will excuse me, I've just had another fight with my pig of a husband. 340 00:24:20,152 --> 00:24:23,918 I thought I would come to this spot for a little peace and quiet. 341 00:24:23,989 --> 00:24:27,117 I found this 'au makua has such tranquility. 342 00:24:27,759 --> 00:24:29,522 That's what I need in my life right now. 343 00:24:29,594 --> 00:24:34,691 Do you mind if I join you here to contemplate the beauty of this wonderful piece? 344 00:24:34,766 --> 00:24:37,394 Oh, no, not at all. In fact, I'm here all alone. 345 00:24:37,469 --> 00:24:38,936 Everybody else is having a good time 346 00:24:39,004 --> 00:24:41,802 and I'm standing around here talking to this statue. 347 00:24:41,873 --> 00:24:43,033 Pretty buggy, ain't it? 348 00:24:43,108 --> 00:24:45,372 No, not at all. I understand perfectly. 349 00:24:45,444 --> 00:24:47,878 Perhaps we have a kindred spirit. 350 00:24:47,946 --> 00:24:49,004 Yeah, right. 351 00:24:49,081 --> 00:24:52,016 Oh. Oh, I'm so sorry. I haven't offered you any champagne. 352 00:24:52,084 --> 00:24:54,075 I do apologize. Get your glass. 353 00:24:54,886 --> 00:24:56,410 Here. 354 00:24:56,955 --> 00:24:59,355 Oh, hey, thanks a lot, Countess. 355 00:25:00,125 --> 00:25:01,114 There. 356 00:25:01,359 --> 00:25:02,348 Mmm. 357 00:25:03,595 --> 00:25:06,530 You know, he married me for my money and my title. 358 00:25:06,598 --> 00:25:09,066 Your pig? I mean... Oh, I'm sorry. 359 00:25:09,901 --> 00:25:11,869 Here. Drink, Rick, drink. 360 00:25:13,038 --> 00:25:14,027 (SlGHS) 361 00:25:14,106 --> 00:25:18,406 We will be happy and we will look at the 'au makua together. 362 00:25:22,581 --> 00:25:25,277 Listen, Thomas, I would one last time 363 00:25:25,350 --> 00:25:27,045 unequivocally and irrevocably 364 00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:30,179 Iike to apologize for being such a jerk before. 365 00:25:30,255 --> 00:25:32,723 I tend to get kind of emotional about artifacts. 366 00:25:32,791 --> 00:25:36,318 That's okay. You don't need to apologize. I understand. 367 00:25:36,394 --> 00:25:37,452 You do? Mmm-hmm. 368 00:25:37,529 --> 00:25:39,895 I sometimes get very emotional 369 00:25:41,333 --> 00:25:44,359 over things I get emotional about. 370 00:25:45,203 --> 00:25:47,330 You do understand! 371 00:25:48,874 --> 00:25:50,899 And now I would like to propose 372 00:25:50,976 --> 00:25:54,605 that you and I madly dance the rest of the night away. 373 00:25:54,946 --> 00:25:56,243 Okay? 374 00:25:56,815 --> 00:25:59,613 That sounds wonderful, but there is something I do have to do first. 375 00:25:59,684 --> 00:26:01,151 How about a rain check? 376 00:26:01,219 --> 00:26:02,447 Tomorrow night? 377 00:26:02,521 --> 00:26:04,853 Magnum, may I see you a moment? 378 00:26:08,527 --> 00:26:10,188 Excuse me. 379 00:26:15,867 --> 00:26:16,959 What is it? 380 00:26:17,035 --> 00:26:19,503 Your friend, Higgins. My phone. 381 00:26:19,571 --> 00:26:21,596 Says it's an emergency. 382 00:26:23,275 --> 00:26:24,572 T.C.? 383 00:26:33,018 --> 00:26:35,509 Right. I got it. I'm checking on it now. 384 00:26:35,587 --> 00:26:37,817 Oh, by the way, any change? 385 00:26:37,889 --> 00:26:39,914 Well, let me know, okay? Yeah. 386 00:26:40,325 --> 00:26:42,987 The guys we caught are from San Diego. Professional thieves. 387 00:26:43,061 --> 00:26:44,289 Yeah, so what? They're in jail. 388 00:26:44,362 --> 00:26:48,196 But they didn't arrive in Honolulu till noon, yesterday. 389 00:26:50,035 --> 00:26:52,060 Then they couldn't have been the guys that broke into the estate. 390 00:26:52,137 --> 00:26:53,695 And shot Apollo. 391 00:26:53,772 --> 00:26:55,501 That means there could be others onboard. 392 00:26:55,574 --> 00:26:57,542 Looks that way. Let's go. 393 00:26:58,009 --> 00:27:00,409 The plot thickens, eh, boys? 394 00:27:14,292 --> 00:27:16,385 We're gonna need a doctor. 395 00:27:23,501 --> 00:27:27,267 CAPTAlN: All Thieves on Deck, Book Two, by Captain James T. Lyle. 396 00:27:27,339 --> 00:27:28,897 After an exhaustive all night search, 397 00:27:28,974 --> 00:27:32,171 the weary private investigator, Timothy Mandan 398 00:27:32,244 --> 00:27:34,235 and his able sidekick, R.C., 399 00:27:34,312 --> 00:27:37,304 were unable to find the missing jade goddess. 400 00:27:37,382 --> 00:27:41,250 Meanwhile, his other friend, Dick, and the Princess barely clung to life. 401 00:27:41,319 --> 00:27:43,480 Perhaps the punishment by the gods 402 00:27:43,555 --> 00:27:46,319 for their brief, but illicitly torrid 403 00:27:49,327 --> 00:27:50,624 affair. 404 00:27:53,498 --> 00:27:55,966 That's garbage! Look, I swear she had nothing to do with it. 405 00:27:56,034 --> 00:27:57,296 All we did is talk. 406 00:27:57,369 --> 00:28:00,236 Rick, the spiked champagne came from her bottle. 407 00:28:00,305 --> 00:28:02,569 Thomas, why would she poison herself? 408 00:28:02,641 --> 00:28:03,903 I don't know. 409 00:28:03,975 --> 00:28:05,533 I mean, I'd like to ask her myself 410 00:28:05,610 --> 00:28:07,339 except the doc says she's too weak to talk. 411 00:28:07,412 --> 00:28:10,313 Or she's pretending to be too weak to talk. 412 00:28:11,049 --> 00:28:13,176 When's the last time you saw Phillipe? 413 00:28:13,251 --> 00:28:15,685 Who, that jerk that married her for her title? 414 00:28:15,754 --> 00:28:18,314 He was here all last night, he just left. 415 00:28:18,390 --> 00:28:20,255 Probably celebrating. 416 00:28:20,325 --> 00:28:22,384 Yeah, celebrating ashore. 417 00:28:23,795 --> 00:28:25,626 Or maybe selling the 'au makua. 418 00:28:25,697 --> 00:28:26,721 Huh? 419 00:28:26,798 --> 00:28:28,026 Hey, I tailed him to his cabin, 420 00:28:28,099 --> 00:28:30,260 he went inside, so I left him there. 421 00:28:30,335 --> 00:28:31,427 Why? 422 00:28:31,503 --> 00:28:34,233 Well, I'm betting my money on this Danny Frye guy. 423 00:28:34,306 --> 00:28:36,672 I decided to follow him around. 424 00:28:37,142 --> 00:28:38,268 And? 425 00:28:38,343 --> 00:28:40,777 And he was holed-up writing all morning. 426 00:28:40,845 --> 00:28:42,972 So, then I went back to check on Phillipe. 427 00:28:43,048 --> 00:28:45,778 The cruise director said he was gone ashore. 428 00:28:46,051 --> 00:28:47,541 Great. I knew it. 429 00:28:47,619 --> 00:28:50,247 Said he was going to get some medicine for his wife. 430 00:28:50,322 --> 00:28:51,414 (SCOFFS) 431 00:28:51,489 --> 00:28:54,117 Medicine? There's a whole infirmary here full of medicine. 432 00:28:54,192 --> 00:28:56,285 I'm going to find him. 433 00:28:56,361 --> 00:28:57,726 I'm with you. 434 00:28:57,796 --> 00:29:00,788 T.C., I think it's better if you stay here with Rick and keep looking. 435 00:29:00,865 --> 00:29:02,264 And can you try calling Higgins 436 00:29:02,334 --> 00:29:04,063 to see if any of his royalty connections 437 00:29:04,135 --> 00:29:06,035 can confirm the Countess and her husband? 438 00:29:06,137 --> 00:29:07,126 (SNAPS FlNGERS) 439 00:29:07,605 --> 00:29:09,630 Hey, while you're at it, 440 00:29:10,408 --> 00:29:13,707 can you see if he can reach Robin about Danny Frye? 441 00:29:13,778 --> 00:29:15,973 If he's as hot a writer as he says he is, maybe he's heard of him. 442 00:29:16,047 --> 00:29:18,777 I don't trust that guy, either. Mmm-hmm. 443 00:29:19,117 --> 00:29:20,778 CAPTAlN: Any leads? 444 00:29:20,852 --> 00:29:22,046 Possibly. 445 00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:25,385 Swell. What can I do to help? You need a partner? 446 00:29:25,457 --> 00:29:28,153 Well, you can call the police, have them watch the airport and the boat basins. 447 00:29:28,226 --> 00:29:29,693 See, I think the 'au makua is on shore. 448 00:29:29,761 --> 00:29:31,524 I'll be back as soon as I can. 449 00:29:31,596 --> 00:29:34,258 Just make sure the Countess stays put. 450 00:29:41,172 --> 00:29:42,264 The doctor, um... 451 00:29:42,340 --> 00:29:43,329 (CLEARS THROAT) 452 00:29:43,475 --> 00:29:46,069 The doctor says you're going to live, you know. 453 00:29:55,186 --> 00:29:57,984 MAGNUM: I know what you're thinking. Things looked horrible. 454 00:29:58,056 --> 00:30:00,024 But this time, you're wrong. 455 00:30:00,091 --> 00:30:04,027 That's because it was obvious I was dealing with a rank amateur. 456 00:30:04,796 --> 00:30:07,526 First of all, Phillipe didn't cover his tracks very well. 457 00:30:07,599 --> 00:30:09,590 No double or triple switches of taxis. 458 00:30:09,667 --> 00:30:14,001 So the one guy who picked him up knew exactly where he dropped him off. 459 00:30:39,964 --> 00:30:42,057 I figured he was probably inside right now 460 00:30:42,133 --> 00:30:46,331 fencing the 'au makua to some bozo for probably about half-price. 461 00:30:47,338 --> 00:30:49,932 The big questions in my mind were whether he was going to 462 00:30:50,008 --> 00:30:52,738 come back to the ship for his wife or not, 463 00:30:52,811 --> 00:30:55,143 and whether the Countess was really poisoned, 464 00:30:55,213 --> 00:30:57,807 or was she just part of the act. 465 00:31:04,355 --> 00:31:08,348 Somehow, I figured I'd better ask him that myself. 466 00:31:41,559 --> 00:31:43,493 Well, I guess you were right. 467 00:31:43,561 --> 00:31:45,392 Things did look horrible. 468 00:31:45,463 --> 00:31:49,365 Poor, dumb Phillipe was probably double-crossed by his fence. 469 00:31:50,368 --> 00:31:51,858 Unless... 470 00:32:10,388 --> 00:32:12,219 CAPTAlN: She's got to be onboard. 471 00:32:12,290 --> 00:32:14,656 She was just checked back in 45 minutes ago. 472 00:32:14,726 --> 00:32:16,887 MAGNUM: We'll split up and find her. 473 00:32:16,961 --> 00:32:18,861 This is one big boat. 474 00:32:18,930 --> 00:32:20,557 CAPTAlN: Ship. MAGNUM: Ship. 475 00:32:20,632 --> 00:32:22,623 Whatever. It's gonna take us all day. 476 00:32:22,700 --> 00:32:25,430 Besides, what makes you think it was Peggy? 477 00:32:28,873 --> 00:32:31,273 Bad habits are hard to break. 478 00:32:40,018 --> 00:32:43,510 WOMAN 1: And the next number is I-17. 479 00:32:43,888 --> 00:32:45,355 WOMAN 2: Bingo! 480 00:32:45,423 --> 00:32:47,391 (PEOPLE CHATTERlNG) 481 00:33:11,216 --> 00:33:13,480 Hey, how's it going? You know, I was wondering if... 482 00:33:13,551 --> 00:33:16,452 Hey. Don't ever interrupt a writer. Ever. 483 00:33:17,288 --> 00:33:18,915 Oh, yeah, right. 484 00:33:40,712 --> 00:33:42,612 Plying me with expensive champagne 485 00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:45,205 will not make the slightest bit of difference, Phillip. 486 00:33:45,283 --> 00:33:47,148 I still want a divorce. 487 00:33:47,218 --> 00:33:49,482 PHILLIP: Will you excuse us, Woodley? 488 00:33:49,854 --> 00:33:51,549 (MAGNUM CALLlNG) 489 00:33:52,857 --> 00:33:55,417 PHILLIP: Till death us do part, Jackie. 490 00:33:55,493 --> 00:33:58,724 JACKIE: Please, don't leave out the "love and cherish, " either. 491 00:33:59,764 --> 00:34:02,460 What a pathetic, hollow joke this has become. 492 00:34:02,734 --> 00:34:04,133 Hi, Peggy. 493 00:34:04,202 --> 00:34:05,362 Hi. 494 00:34:05,436 --> 00:34:08,064 I am going to take you for everything you have, Phillip. 495 00:34:09,307 --> 00:34:11,434 I love these old movies, too. 496 00:34:11,843 --> 00:34:17,145 Yeah, they're great. Romance, adventure, mystery. 497 00:34:17,215 --> 00:34:18,978 (SHUSHlNG) 498 00:34:25,089 --> 00:34:26,351 Damn. Where is it? 499 00:34:26,424 --> 00:34:28,187 What, your gum? Yeah. 500 00:34:28,259 --> 00:34:30,693 Well, how about a smoke instead? 501 00:34:30,762 --> 00:34:32,389 I don't smoke. Ah. 502 00:34:43,908 --> 00:34:45,671 I didn't do it. 503 00:34:45,977 --> 00:34:47,706 Come on, quiet. 504 00:34:50,515 --> 00:34:51,812 (WHlSPERlNG) Do what? 505 00:34:51,883 --> 00:34:53,976 (WHlSPERlNG) Don't play games. 506 00:34:54,252 --> 00:34:58,916 Okay, I did start smoking again, but I didn't kill Phillipe. 507 00:35:00,191 --> 00:35:02,682 Well, you were obviously there. 508 00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:04,091 What were you doing? 509 00:35:04,896 --> 00:35:08,832 I had this hunch that Phillipe and the Countess stole the 'au makua. 510 00:35:08,900 --> 00:35:10,367 I just wanted to get it back. 511 00:35:10,435 --> 00:35:11,424 For the people. 512 00:35:11,502 --> 00:35:13,629 That's beside the point. I don't have it. 513 00:35:13,705 --> 00:35:15,104 Shut up! 514 00:35:17,508 --> 00:35:20,443 Okay. Okay, let's just say I believe you, 515 00:35:23,681 --> 00:35:25,512 what made you think it was them? 516 00:35:25,583 --> 00:35:28,347 They were practically salivating over it in the display room. 517 00:35:28,419 --> 00:35:31,445 Well, so were you. What happened in the house? 518 00:35:32,123 --> 00:35:36,025 Well, I was outside, about to go in and confront the jerk, 519 00:35:36,194 --> 00:35:39,823 when there was a lot of shouting, and then there was this yell. 520 00:35:39,897 --> 00:35:42,923 And then a second later a car sped out the back way. 521 00:35:43,234 --> 00:35:45,327 Did you get a look at whoever was driving? 522 00:35:45,403 --> 00:35:47,428 Uh-uh. It happened too fast. 523 00:35:47,705 --> 00:35:48,729 (SlGHS) 524 00:35:48,806 --> 00:35:52,139 Except it was a rental. There was this big sticker. 525 00:35:53,044 --> 00:35:55,706 Then you went in the house. 526 00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:59,338 Philippe was dead and the 'au makua was gone. 527 00:36:00,051 --> 00:36:02,315 Why didn't you call the police? 528 00:36:02,387 --> 00:36:06,084 (LAUGHS) That should be obvious, Thomas. I didn't want to be implicated. 529 00:36:06,157 --> 00:36:08,284 Well, you're gonna have to talk to them now. 530 00:36:08,359 --> 00:36:10,919 Do I have to? Yes! Go! 531 00:36:10,995 --> 00:36:12,155 JACKIE: I want out! 532 00:36:12,230 --> 00:36:13,288 PHILLIP: Never! 533 00:36:13,364 --> 00:36:15,958 You will suffer like I have suffered. 534 00:36:16,667 --> 00:36:20,967 You are a fool. A bitter, spiteful, petty, little fool. 535 00:36:21,038 --> 00:36:23,302 And you, my dear, are a tramp! 536 00:36:23,841 --> 00:36:25,433 (EXCLAlMS) 537 00:36:27,145 --> 00:36:28,134 (LAUGHS) 538 00:36:30,615 --> 00:36:32,810 I think I believe you. 539 00:36:33,084 --> 00:36:34,483 You do? 540 00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:37,586 But you're still going to have to talk to the police. 541 00:36:37,655 --> 00:36:39,122 Will you come with me? 542 00:36:39,190 --> 00:36:41,385 No. There's somebody I have to talk to first. 543 00:36:41,459 --> 00:36:42,517 Who? 544 00:36:42,994 --> 00:36:45,224 A very good actress. 545 00:36:46,130 --> 00:36:48,030 CAPTAIN: Under ruthless but brilliant questioning 546 00:36:48,099 --> 00:36:51,330 by the famed private investigator, Timothy Mandan, 547 00:36:51,402 --> 00:36:55,702 the bogus Princess confessed to the theft of the priceless jade goddess. 548 00:36:55,773 --> 00:36:59,869 But who killed her charlatan husband and then stole it from him? 549 00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:07,039 That was the next mystery facing Mandan and his stalwart cohorts. 550 00:37:07,518 --> 00:37:10,954 The problem was, there were still about 600 suspects. 551 00:37:12,924 --> 00:37:14,824 (WHlSTLlNG) 552 00:37:16,260 --> 00:37:18,057 CAPTAIN: To be continued. 553 00:37:18,129 --> 00:37:19,460 (TYPING) 554 00:37:19,964 --> 00:37:22,797 Higgins, I got your message. Why did you come? 555 00:37:22,867 --> 00:37:25,495 I'm going to attempt to do what you have so miserably failed at. 556 00:37:25,570 --> 00:37:27,265 I'm going to find the 'au makua. 557 00:37:27,338 --> 00:37:29,772 What about Apollo? What about the Governor's conference? 558 00:37:29,841 --> 00:37:31,934 My duty is here. Well, so is mine. 559 00:37:32,009 --> 00:37:35,001 And it seems like everybody onboard's taken a crack at stealing that thing. 560 00:37:35,079 --> 00:37:38,515 Perhaps because they realize who is guarding it, or was guarding it. 561 00:37:38,583 --> 00:37:40,881 Or perhaps because it's worth more than 20 grand. 562 00:37:40,952 --> 00:37:42,681 Nonsense. It was appraised. 563 00:37:42,787 --> 00:37:45,756 Now, I spoke to Mr. Masters, who had never heard of an up-and-coming novelist 564 00:37:45,823 --> 00:37:48,485 named Danny Frye. I think he's our man. 565 00:37:48,559 --> 00:37:52,120 Now, wait a second, Higgins. Just because a guy is not who he says he is 566 00:37:52,196 --> 00:37:53,663 does not mean he's our man. 567 00:37:53,731 --> 00:37:56,495 You have to operate from hard evidence. Like me. 568 00:37:56,567 --> 00:37:58,558 And just what is your hard evidence? 569 00:37:58,636 --> 00:38:01,605 Peggy Armbrister, the lady archeologist that I told you about, 570 00:38:01,672 --> 00:38:04,573 described the getaway car as a rental. 571 00:38:04,642 --> 00:38:06,507 A rental car from the same company that 572 00:38:06,577 --> 00:38:10,673 the cruise director booked for Danny Frye this very morning. 573 00:38:10,748 --> 00:38:13,148 That all fits. I know that. 574 00:38:13,217 --> 00:38:15,048 What? How can you know that? How can you know that? 575 00:38:15,119 --> 00:38:17,713 You evidence is circumstantial. Mine is concrete. 576 00:38:17,822 --> 00:38:20,518 Yes, but I have evidence that may be somewhat more empirical 577 00:38:20,591 --> 00:38:21,751 than your concrete. 578 00:38:21,826 --> 00:38:24,260 What? What is your evidence? How did you get it? 579 00:38:24,328 --> 00:38:25,522 From Apollo. 580 00:38:25,596 --> 00:38:26,858 Apollo? 581 00:38:27,231 --> 00:38:30,598 A small piece of human skin was found embedded in his claws. 582 00:38:30,668 --> 00:38:31,692 There was more in his fangs. 583 00:38:31,769 --> 00:38:35,535 It will be interesting to see how Frye's matches up to that. 584 00:38:35,606 --> 00:38:36,664 He was wearing a Band-Aid. 585 00:38:36,741 --> 00:38:39,301 Well, then, please direct me to him. 586 00:38:39,777 --> 00:38:41,039 How is Apollo? 587 00:38:41,112 --> 00:38:43,273 He's presently in lCU. 588 00:38:56,627 --> 00:38:58,288 He was right here. 589 00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:11,067 Pretty awful stuff, huh? 590 00:39:11,142 --> 00:39:12,302 Yeah. Real awful. 591 00:39:12,376 --> 00:39:14,071 My God, man. The murky meanderings 592 00:39:14,145 --> 00:39:17,137 of an erstwhile novelist are totally irrelevant. 593 00:39:17,214 --> 00:39:19,182 No. Not irrelevant at all. 594 00:39:19,250 --> 00:39:20,410 What's it say? 595 00:39:20,484 --> 00:39:23,180 "Bye, suckers. See you in Argentina." 596 00:39:35,633 --> 00:39:40,593 You have failed. Inexorably, unquestionably, and ignobly failed. 597 00:39:40,671 --> 00:39:44,664 Will you relax, Higgins? Can we try and think of this as a temporary setback? 598 00:39:44,742 --> 00:39:45,970 I knew it. I knew it was him. 599 00:39:46,043 --> 00:39:49,137 Because it is most obviously a permanent setback. 600 00:39:49,246 --> 00:39:50,838 Why? Higgins, l... 601 00:39:50,915 --> 00:39:53,679 We have already caught three sets of thieves. 602 00:39:53,751 --> 00:39:55,776 We're on a roll. We'll get this guy. 603 00:39:55,853 --> 00:39:59,289 I doubt Mr. Masters would finance an excursion to Buenos Aires. 604 00:39:59,357 --> 00:40:01,450 As a matter of fact, with the loss of the 'au makua, 605 00:40:01,525 --> 00:40:04,653 not to mention the loss of face on the part of Mr. Masters, 606 00:40:04,729 --> 00:40:08,028 I wonder if he'll further finance your future sponging off his good graces. 607 00:40:08,099 --> 00:40:09,430 All right, Higgins, that's enough! 608 00:40:09,500 --> 00:40:11,764 I know you're upset, I know you've got your mind on other things... 609 00:40:11,836 --> 00:40:14,361 The only thing on my mind is my duty. 610 00:40:14,438 --> 00:40:16,065 Thomas. Higgins. 611 00:40:18,109 --> 00:40:19,770 Let's keep some perspective on this. 612 00:40:19,844 --> 00:40:23,143 What I am trying to say is I don't think Danny Frye went to Argentina. 613 00:40:23,214 --> 00:40:24,977 Will you tell him that? 614 00:40:25,082 --> 00:40:26,310 Why? 615 00:40:26,384 --> 00:40:29,182 Why? I'll tell you why. It's real simple. 616 00:40:29,253 --> 00:40:31,983 Why, if Danny already had the 'au makua, 617 00:40:32,056 --> 00:40:33,819 after murdering Phillipe Dumont, 618 00:40:33,891 --> 00:40:38,453 would he sneak back onboard and leave us a nice public little note 619 00:40:38,529 --> 00:40:41,123 saying he went off to South America? 620 00:40:41,198 --> 00:40:42,859 Because he's crazy. 621 00:40:42,933 --> 00:40:46,198 Or maybe he doesn't want us to look for him here. 622 00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:54,171 Now, where would you go if you were in absolute total jeopardy aboard this ship? 623 00:40:59,917 --> 00:41:01,282 Lifeboats. 624 00:41:01,352 --> 00:41:03,252 No, that's too obvious. 625 00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:05,550 At any rate, they are all open. 626 00:41:09,860 --> 00:41:11,760 Not the launch. 627 00:41:19,837 --> 00:41:22,431 $10,000 if you say you never saw me. 628 00:41:24,942 --> 00:41:26,204 A piece? 629 00:41:28,312 --> 00:41:31,304 Well, make it 15. That'll be five for each one of you. 630 00:41:32,116 --> 00:41:35,279 Oh, that wouldn't leave you much of a profit margin, Danny. 631 00:41:35,352 --> 00:41:39,618 I mean, after all, the little guy's only worth 20 grand, right? 632 00:41:41,826 --> 00:41:44,420 Well, there's always sentimental value. 633 00:41:44,495 --> 00:41:47,055 Oh, I don't think so. Maybe for Peggy Armbrister it was. 634 00:41:47,131 --> 00:41:50,066 But somehow I think those pros from San Diego and you 635 00:41:50,134 --> 00:41:52,159 didn't quite have that heart of gold. 636 00:41:52,236 --> 00:41:54,329 You left out Phillipe and the Countess. 637 00:41:54,405 --> 00:41:57,704 Well, they've been seeing too many movies. Like The Maltese Falcon. 638 00:41:57,775 --> 00:42:00,710 Yeah, with Humphrey Bogart, Mary Astor, Peter Lorre, 639 00:42:00,778 --> 00:42:03,042 Sydney Greenstreet, Barton... T.C., please. 640 00:42:03,114 --> 00:42:06,914 And a fake statuette with a whole lot of precious gems painted over. 641 00:42:06,984 --> 00:42:09,384 Except in the end it was fake. 642 00:42:09,887 --> 00:42:12,651 Right. Oh, here come the police, now. 643 00:42:14,191 --> 00:42:15,317 Ow! 644 00:42:16,026 --> 00:42:17,584 Just kidding. 645 00:42:17,661 --> 00:42:18,753 Well, let's see if it matches. 646 00:42:18,829 --> 00:42:20,091 Matches what? 647 00:42:20,164 --> 00:42:21,392 Where the Doberman clawed you. 648 00:42:21,465 --> 00:42:23,990 What Doberman? I've got an ingrown hair and it got infected... 649 00:42:24,068 --> 00:42:25,592 He's lying. 650 00:42:25,669 --> 00:42:28,001 Maybe Apollo bit him somewhere else. 651 00:42:28,072 --> 00:42:30,302 Well, it doesn't matter now. 652 00:42:31,108 --> 00:42:32,871 Well done, Magnum. 653 00:42:32,943 --> 00:42:34,342 Thank you. 654 00:42:35,980 --> 00:42:38,380 My God! Have you lost your mind? 655 00:42:41,886 --> 00:42:43,114 Maybe. 656 00:42:51,562 --> 00:42:53,723 I think I want my lawyer. 657 00:42:58,736 --> 00:43:01,330 Espionage? Uh-huh. 658 00:43:01,405 --> 00:43:03,737 HlGGlNS: ClA? KGB? 659 00:43:04,175 --> 00:43:06,609 T.C.: Maybe it's atomic secrets. 660 00:43:06,844 --> 00:43:08,573 They're toys. 661 00:43:09,814 --> 00:43:12,339 You killed a man for some toy robots? 662 00:43:12,983 --> 00:43:15,383 Ah. Industrial espionage. 663 00:43:15,452 --> 00:43:18,421 The toy industry is one of the most competitive in the world. 664 00:43:18,489 --> 00:43:20,457 MAN: That's real true. 665 00:43:21,859 --> 00:43:25,158 And those negatives belong to me. He stole them. 666 00:43:26,096 --> 00:43:28,530 Top-secret designs for our Christmas line. 667 00:43:28,599 --> 00:43:32,091 And I want them back, Magnum. So, hand them over. 668 00:43:32,469 --> 00:43:33,458 Now! 669 00:43:33,537 --> 00:43:36,005 Don't move or I'll shoot. 670 00:43:37,241 --> 00:43:38,765 How am I doing? 671 00:43:38,843 --> 00:43:40,367 Not great. 672 00:43:40,444 --> 00:43:43,845 All righty. Nice and easy, everybody. 673 00:43:44,615 --> 00:43:47,584 Russell, get the negatives. Let's move it out. 674 00:43:47,651 --> 00:43:49,846 Not so fast, toots. 675 00:43:50,454 --> 00:43:52,251 (PEGGY EXCLAlMlNG) 676 00:43:53,991 --> 00:43:55,822 You destroyed it! 677 00:44:36,267 --> 00:44:38,132 (SCREAMlNG) 678 00:44:46,610 --> 00:44:48,635 Help! Help! 679 00:44:48,712 --> 00:44:51,772 Well, do something. I can't swim! 680 00:44:51,849 --> 00:44:53,407 Then you shouldn't have jumped! 681 00:44:53,484 --> 00:44:55,611 Don't you understand? 682 00:44:58,322 --> 00:45:00,449 (DANNY SCREAMlNG) 683 00:45:01,392 --> 00:45:02,825 Help me! 684 00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:08,259 CAPTAIN: And so the final mystery of the illusive jade goddess 685 00:45:08,332 --> 00:45:10,300 (TYPING) was now over. 686 00:45:10,434 --> 00:45:15,872 And there was only one loose end for the intrepid Timothy Mandan to wrap up. 687 00:45:16,674 --> 00:45:18,699 Actually, several. 688 00:45:20,577 --> 00:45:22,408 MAGNUM: I guess I owe you an apology 689 00:45:22,479 --> 00:45:26,245 I mean, I know things haven't been that great between us. 690 00:45:27,952 --> 00:45:32,514 But I'd kind of like to get off to a new start, you know. 691 00:45:33,357 --> 00:45:36,588 And maybe by us working together, we've got a shot at it. 692 00:45:36,660 --> 00:45:39,686 You know, you get a clue, then I get a clue and bam. 693 00:45:39,763 --> 00:45:41,390 We got them. 694 00:45:42,533 --> 00:45:43,966 You know, 695 00:45:46,136 --> 00:45:47,467 it's funny. 696 00:45:47,538 --> 00:45:49,472 It is really funny how something 697 00:45:49,540 --> 00:45:54,409 that appears to be so complex to everybody else, can really be so simple. 698 00:45:54,478 --> 00:45:58,471 Especially when you understand good old-fashioned deduction. 699 00:45:59,383 --> 00:46:02,750 Like, for instance, me figuring out the 'au makua was a fake. 700 00:46:03,053 --> 00:46:06,284 You know, all that King Kamehameha stuff, 701 00:46:06,357 --> 00:46:09,588 was nothing but an out and out fabrication 702 00:46:09,660 --> 00:46:13,528 told to Robin by that pawnbroker in Hong Kong. 703 00:46:16,066 --> 00:46:17,658 I mean, come on. 704 00:46:19,003 --> 00:46:22,666 Come on, I mean, the guy who sold it to him, the guy who was killed, 705 00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:24,701 was really working for Danny Frye, 706 00:46:24,775 --> 00:46:27,107 who himself was working for a rival toy company. 707 00:46:27,177 --> 00:46:29,407 So, it was obvious 708 00:46:29,780 --> 00:46:31,873 that he photographed the toy designs, 709 00:46:31,949 --> 00:46:33,917 put the film in the fake 'au makua, 710 00:46:33,984 --> 00:46:37,715 and was about to deliver it to Danny Frye, when he was shot. 711 00:46:37,788 --> 00:46:40,382 By Russell. Only his name wasn't Russell. 712 00:46:40,457 --> 00:46:44,188 But he's the guy who broke in here... That's another story. 713 00:46:44,261 --> 00:46:45,523 Anyway. 714 00:46:48,599 --> 00:46:50,191 I got him. 715 00:46:56,340 --> 00:46:58,308 Glad you made it, pal.