1 00:00:48,247 --> 00:00:51,739 I am looking for my beloved half-brother, Jonathan Higgins. 2 00:00:53,586 --> 00:00:54,575 (SCREAMS) 3 00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:56,279 How's he doing this? 4 00:00:56,355 --> 00:00:58,448 I don't know, but it's Higgins all right. 5 00:00:58,524 --> 00:01:00,754 Unhand me at once. Ooh! 6 00:01:00,826 --> 00:01:02,418 HlGGlNS: Magnum. MAGNUM: Higgins? 7 00:01:02,962 --> 00:01:04,452 Jonathan. Don Luis. 8 00:01:04,530 --> 00:01:05,554 Oh, my God. 9 00:01:05,631 --> 00:01:08,964 Don Luis Mongueo is a national bad joke in Costa de Rosa, 10 00:01:09,035 --> 00:01:10,935 and an insult to President lbenez and his government. 11 00:01:11,003 --> 00:01:11,992 Higgins, what happened? 12 00:01:12,071 --> 00:01:13,060 (MUMBLlNG) 13 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:15,429 What's going on? 14 00:01:15,508 --> 00:01:16,497 MAGNUM: That's what I'd like to know. 15 00:02:55,308 --> 00:02:58,402 (FLAMENCO MUSlC PLAYlNG) 16 00:03:17,029 --> 00:03:18,257 Gracias, Maria. 17 00:03:55,534 --> 00:03:59,470 (SPEAklNG SPANlSH) 18 00:04:02,775 --> 00:04:04,333 (MAN SHOUtlNG lN SPANlSH) 19 00:04:14,887 --> 00:04:16,286 (MEN CHUCkLlNG) 20 00:05:10,109 --> 00:05:11,098 (SCREAMS) 21 00:05:19,018 --> 00:05:20,451 Don't be afraid, my dear. 22 00:05:20,519 --> 00:05:23,113 My name is Albert Stanley Higgins and I'm here to help you. 23 00:05:41,941 --> 00:05:43,602 MAGNUM: Spending hours staring at Higgins 24 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:46,042 is not exactly my idea of fun. 25 00:05:46,111 --> 00:05:49,512 But when the face staring back at me is red and resigned to defeat, 26 00:05:49,582 --> 00:05:53,382 then time wasted with Higgins can actually be described as enjoyable. 27 00:05:54,053 --> 00:05:57,318 In his ordered little world, there's a rule to cover everything, 28 00:05:57,389 --> 00:05:59,789 from fighting a war to watering the flowers. 29 00:05:59,859 --> 00:06:02,885 Following the rules is far more important than the reason for them. 30 00:06:02,962 --> 00:06:05,522 There are even rules for following the rules. 31 00:06:05,598 --> 00:06:08,795 And when you dare to vary from his interpretation of the rules, 32 00:06:09,368 --> 00:06:10,733 Higgins gets unruly. 33 00:06:12,104 --> 00:06:13,332 This is an outrage. 34 00:06:14,974 --> 00:06:16,999 It's also checkmate... Again. 35 00:06:17,076 --> 00:06:18,941 It's not a checkmate. You cheated! 36 00:06:19,011 --> 00:06:21,070 That's five games to one, my favor. 37 00:06:21,146 --> 00:06:22,977 That calls for a congratulatory cigar. 38 00:06:24,149 --> 00:06:25,138 (EXCLAlMlNG) 39 00:06:25,718 --> 00:06:28,619 Perhaps this excruciating pain will be a reminder to you 40 00:06:28,687 --> 00:06:31,850 the next time you and your friends consider tearing up the estate grounds 41 00:06:31,924 --> 00:06:33,118 with one of your childish games. 42 00:06:33,192 --> 00:06:35,820 Over-the-line is not a childish game and I want a cigar! 43 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:37,055 No, you don't deserve one. 44 00:06:37,129 --> 00:06:39,256 You refuse to employ the maneuvers I gave you. 45 00:06:39,331 --> 00:06:40,889 Higgins, how am l supposed to win 46 00:06:40,966 --> 00:06:42,593 if I let you pick my offenses? 47 00:06:42,668 --> 00:06:45,466 For the last time, we are not competing. 48 00:06:45,838 --> 00:06:47,169 I desperately need practice 49 00:06:47,239 --> 00:06:49,833 against the favorite attacks of the grandmasters. 50 00:06:49,909 --> 00:06:52,742 (BUZZlNG) Grandmasters do not resort to amateurish tricks 51 00:06:52,811 --> 00:06:54,073 Iike the Rook Blitz! 52 00:06:54,146 --> 00:06:57,479 Castle Blitz. And Uncle Lyle never lost a game after he came up with... 53 00:06:57,550 --> 00:06:58,574 (BUZZlNG) 54 00:06:58,651 --> 00:07:00,175 Aren't you going to answer that? No. 55 00:07:00,252 --> 00:07:01,981 And I don't recall the name of Uncle Lyle 56 00:07:02,054 --> 00:07:03,715 in the annals of world-class play. 57 00:07:03,789 --> 00:07:05,416 Okay, forget it. Forget it. 58 00:07:05,491 --> 00:07:08,289 I'm just trying to help you win the tournament, that's all. 59 00:07:10,629 --> 00:07:12,756 Hello? RICK: Hey, Thomas, open up the gate. 60 00:07:12,831 --> 00:07:14,594 I've got all the stuff out here. 61 00:07:16,135 --> 00:07:17,124 What stuff? 62 00:07:17,269 --> 00:07:20,238 The stuff for the party. Didn't Higgins tell you about it? 63 00:07:21,106 --> 00:07:22,095 Party? 64 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:24,739 Higgins? What party? 65 00:07:24,810 --> 00:07:27,802 The Hawaiian lslands World Class lnvitational Chess tournament 66 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:29,313 Opening Day Reception. 67 00:07:29,381 --> 00:07:31,315 Probably the most important and prestigious function 68 00:07:31,383 --> 00:07:32,475 I've ever had the honor to host 69 00:07:32,551 --> 00:07:34,781 and I'll need you to take care of the last-minute arrangements. 70 00:07:35,187 --> 00:07:36,848 Sir, shall I see to the front gate? 71 00:07:36,922 --> 00:07:39,322 It's been taken care of. Thank you. Very good, sir. 72 00:07:41,994 --> 00:07:43,461 Who is that? 73 00:07:43,529 --> 00:07:44,791 James. He'll announce the guests. 74 00:07:44,863 --> 00:07:47,161 I don't have time to go into all the details. 75 00:07:47,232 --> 00:07:50,224 Details? You never told me anything about this! 76 00:07:50,302 --> 00:07:53,863 Due to the fact that I have my first match in exactly one hour, 77 00:07:53,939 --> 00:07:55,133 and thanks to you, 78 00:07:55,207 --> 00:07:58,836 my final practice session was wasted on the Uncle Lyle Blitz! 79 00:07:58,911 --> 00:08:01,812 The Castle Blitz and you can make all the fun of it you want, Higgins, 80 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:03,245 but you couldn't beat it, could you? 81 00:08:03,315 --> 00:08:05,545 Only because it was so idiotically infantile 82 00:08:05,618 --> 00:08:07,142 that it caught me off guard. 83 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:10,148 Wait! Wait. 84 00:08:10,222 --> 00:08:12,952 Wait, wait, wait... What about my tickets to Dave Brubeck? 85 00:08:13,025 --> 00:08:15,050 Your wins are invalid. 86 00:08:15,127 --> 00:08:17,789 You were to use maneuvers of my choice. 87 00:08:17,930 --> 00:08:20,194 Now, if you wish to renegotiate... Renegotiate? 88 00:08:20,265 --> 00:08:22,495 First it was two out of three, then it was three out of five... 89 00:08:22,568 --> 00:08:25,366 RlCk: Hey, Thomas, where do you want the flowers? In the living room. 90 00:08:25,437 --> 00:08:26,631 Rick will take care of the catering. 91 00:08:26,705 --> 00:08:28,639 Agatha is coming by to check the furniture arrangements. 92 00:08:28,707 --> 00:08:30,140 You only have to coordinate with the harpist, 93 00:08:30,209 --> 00:08:31,904 the extra help and the parking attendants, 94 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:35,242 in addition to making certain that security is absolutely top notch 95 00:08:35,314 --> 00:08:36,941 for the President's arrival. 96 00:08:39,885 --> 00:08:42,080 Did you get the tickets? I'm working on it. 97 00:08:43,989 --> 00:08:45,217 Higgins! 98 00:08:47,059 --> 00:08:50,290 Higgins, what are you talking about? What President? 99 00:08:50,362 --> 00:08:52,990 President Manuel lbenez of Costa de Rosa, of course. 100 00:08:53,132 --> 00:08:55,362 President who of what? He's here for the tournament. 101 00:08:55,434 --> 00:08:56,492 Of course. 102 00:08:56,568 --> 00:08:58,968 Please complete the reception preparations by 3:00. 103 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:01,302 that will give me time to correct your mistakes after I return. 104 00:09:01,373 --> 00:09:03,238 Higgins, you're not taking the Ferrari. 105 00:09:03,308 --> 00:09:05,503 I am, after all, the ranking player on the lsland. 106 00:09:05,577 --> 00:09:08,137 It is imperative that I arrive in style. 107 00:09:11,717 --> 00:09:13,241 What about my tickets? 108 00:09:24,630 --> 00:09:25,927 Jonathan Higgins? 109 00:09:26,799 --> 00:09:28,323 Certainly not. 110 00:09:30,669 --> 00:09:32,159 Thomas Magnum. 111 00:09:32,971 --> 00:09:33,960 Yes. 112 00:09:34,106 --> 00:09:36,074 Well, they told me that you drove a Ferrari 113 00:09:36,141 --> 00:09:38,132 so I just assumed that was you. 114 00:09:38,210 --> 00:09:40,041 No, that was someone else. 115 00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:42,608 Let's start all over again. 116 00:09:43,716 --> 00:09:45,047 Alan Johnson. 117 00:09:45,117 --> 00:09:49,247 Aide to President Manuel lbenez of Costa de Rosa. 118 00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:51,689 I believe that you're supposed to talk to me 119 00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:53,588 about security here at Robin's Nest. 120 00:09:55,828 --> 00:09:58,058 Where would you like to start? 121 00:10:11,977 --> 00:10:14,343 MAGNUM: I know. I know. I was thinking it, too. 122 00:10:14,413 --> 00:10:17,780 Higgins always met with security people to go over the system 123 00:10:17,850 --> 00:10:19,818 before any visiting dignitary arrived. 124 00:10:19,885 --> 00:10:21,318 He never drove the Ferrari. 125 00:10:21,386 --> 00:10:24,355 And he would never, in his wildest dreams, 126 00:10:24,423 --> 00:10:26,516 consider leaving an event as important as 127 00:10:26,592 --> 00:10:31,052 the Hawaiian Island Whatchamacallit Reception in mine and Rick's hands. 128 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:34,896 So something in Higgins' carefully ordered universe was askew. 129 00:10:35,234 --> 00:10:37,532 And I knew it was only a matter of time 130 00:10:37,636 --> 00:10:39,467 before I found out what it was. 131 00:10:41,340 --> 00:10:42,432 In the meantime, 132 00:10:42,508 --> 00:10:44,772 I figured I could be man enough to overlook the fact 133 00:10:44,843 --> 00:10:47,038 that Higgins had tricked me into spending my valuable time 134 00:10:47,112 --> 00:10:50,206 with some security expert from Costa de Rosa. 135 00:10:50,616 --> 00:10:54,677 Especially, if four tickets to the Dave Brubeck concert were at stake. 136 00:11:03,128 --> 00:11:04,425 Cigar? No, thanks. 137 00:11:06,799 --> 00:11:08,562 Very capable system. 138 00:11:09,134 --> 00:11:10,123 I'm impressed. 139 00:11:11,403 --> 00:11:14,531 Understand you were with Naval lntelligence? 140 00:11:17,242 --> 00:11:18,800 You mind if I have one? 141 00:11:18,877 --> 00:11:19,866 Not at all. 142 00:11:20,646 --> 00:11:23,046 I was an army man, myself. In the ClA. 143 00:11:24,416 --> 00:11:28,045 Well, if there's anything else you want me to show you, um... 144 00:11:28,854 --> 00:11:30,446 I mean. I'm sure when you talk to Higgins, 145 00:11:30,556 --> 00:11:32,421 you'll tell him how thorough I was. 146 00:11:33,058 --> 00:11:35,049 How thorough the security system is. 147 00:11:35,294 --> 00:11:36,784 I knew that before I even showed up. 148 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:38,261 You've got quite a reputation. 149 00:11:38,330 --> 00:11:40,423 Now, that's one of the reasons I came to see you. 150 00:11:40,499 --> 00:11:41,898 Do you mind if I sit down? 151 00:11:42,935 --> 00:11:44,527 No. Make yourself at home. 152 00:11:46,572 --> 00:11:48,062 How'd you hurt your leg? 153 00:11:49,975 --> 00:11:51,340 It's nothing. 154 00:11:51,410 --> 00:11:52,672 In the war? 155 00:11:52,744 --> 00:11:53,904 No, no. 156 00:11:55,781 --> 00:11:57,408 I don't know about yourself, 157 00:11:57,482 --> 00:12:01,111 but I'm kind of glad to be out of the intelligence factory. 158 00:12:02,154 --> 00:12:05,282 Got myself a nice, comfortable job working for a guy I like 159 00:12:05,958 --> 00:12:07,448 in a pretty little place 160 00:12:07,526 --> 00:12:09,653 with clean air, friendly people. 161 00:12:10,429 --> 00:12:12,294 Sure beats working for a living. 162 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:17,759 But you've got a problem. 163 00:12:18,170 --> 00:12:19,194 Uh... 164 00:12:19,271 --> 00:12:20,932 Yeah. I was getting there. 165 00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:22,729 Well, 166 00:12:24,309 --> 00:12:26,174 I don't know what anybody told you about me, 167 00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:27,576 but I'm not really very interested 168 00:12:27,646 --> 00:12:29,580 in getting involved in government cases. 169 00:12:31,183 --> 00:12:32,810 that's why I came to see you. 170 00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:37,612 three weeks ago, we set out on a world tour, 171 00:12:37,689 --> 00:12:39,987 kind of a goodwill mission for Costa de Rosa. 172 00:12:40,559 --> 00:12:43,153 Ibenez hates these trips. 173 00:12:43,228 --> 00:12:44,525 But, he knows they're good for his country. 174 00:12:44,596 --> 00:12:47,326 And he also knew that he could stop over here in Hawaii 175 00:12:47,633 --> 00:12:49,863 for this big deal chess tournament. 176 00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:52,267 You know, I don't know anything about the game myself, 177 00:12:52,638 --> 00:12:55,129 but he's an absolute nutcase for it. 178 00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:57,239 Anyway, uh... 179 00:12:59,177 --> 00:13:02,578 We received three letters just like this. 180 00:13:05,350 --> 00:13:07,545 All threats on the President's life. 181 00:13:07,619 --> 00:13:08,813 All from the same man, 182 00:13:08,887 --> 00:13:12,448 apparently representing some right wing fringe group. 183 00:13:12,524 --> 00:13:16,016 And all of them promising that lbenez would meet his destiny here. 184 00:13:16,094 --> 00:13:18,494 Why didn't you cancel your stopover in Hawaii? 185 00:13:20,532 --> 00:13:23,092 You ever have any dealings with a chess fanatic? 186 00:13:23,735 --> 00:13:27,330 He wouldn't let anything stop him from attending this tournament. 187 00:13:29,908 --> 00:13:32,468 Well, you'll have to go to the authorities with this. 188 00:13:32,577 --> 00:13:35,944 Can't. Ibenez has absolutely forbidden it. 189 00:13:37,449 --> 00:13:39,815 He doesn't believe the guy is serious, 190 00:13:39,918 --> 00:13:43,911 and he doesn't want to be perceived as weak or cowardly 191 00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:45,388 by asking for help. 192 00:13:47,559 --> 00:13:48,992 I can't tell him how to run his life. 193 00:13:49,061 --> 00:13:50,688 But I like the guy, you know? 194 00:13:51,730 --> 00:13:54,426 I'd sure hate to see him get hurt. 195 00:13:54,499 --> 00:13:56,899 My people in Costa de Rosa 196 00:13:56,969 --> 00:13:58,732 intercepted several pieces of mail 197 00:13:58,804 --> 00:14:01,864 all addressed to a post office box here in Hawaii. 198 00:14:02,541 --> 00:14:06,602 All of them from members of that same fringe group addressed to their leader. 199 00:14:07,546 --> 00:14:08,808 I'm sure he's here. 200 00:14:09,314 --> 00:14:12,806 We've been watching the place, but so far the guy hasn't shown up. 201 00:14:13,752 --> 00:14:16,949 And frankly, I'm running out of time. 202 00:14:21,793 --> 00:14:23,260 Well, suppose... 203 00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:26,998 Just suppose that I find him. 204 00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:29,464 What then? 205 00:14:29,968 --> 00:14:33,199 We turn him over to the proper authorities. Without fanfare. 206 00:14:33,271 --> 00:14:35,705 Of course, you'd be well compensated. 207 00:14:37,075 --> 00:14:40,841 Miss Alicia Ravensworth with the Ali'i Philharmonic. 208 00:14:42,681 --> 00:14:44,945 Excuse me, where do l put my harp? 209 00:14:49,554 --> 00:14:50,714 I'll see what I can do. 210 00:14:50,789 --> 00:14:51,778 (BUZZlNG) 211 00:14:51,923 --> 00:14:54,255 thank you very much, I'll find my way out. 212 00:14:54,326 --> 00:14:57,124 RICK: Hey, Thomas. You'd better get in here right away. 213 00:14:57,829 --> 00:14:59,888 Sir, would you like to have... I was told 214 00:14:59,965 --> 00:15:02,661 there would be someone here to meet me when I got here... 215 00:15:02,734 --> 00:15:04,292 I understand that... ...and I need to practice... 216 00:15:04,369 --> 00:15:06,599 I need to practice... I don't know where to put that. 217 00:15:06,671 --> 00:15:09,105 And I need to get the precise order 218 00:15:09,174 --> 00:15:10,869 in order to construct... 219 00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:29,360 Well, I'm quite certain it must have been an oversight. 220 00:15:29,528 --> 00:15:30,790 I don't believe 221 00:15:30,862 --> 00:15:34,263 he would've deliberately sabotaged you, Jonathan. 222 00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:37,334 Yes, yes. I'll tell him. 223 00:15:38,170 --> 00:15:39,159 Hi. 224 00:15:39,237 --> 00:15:40,226 (EXCLAlMS) 225 00:15:40,572 --> 00:15:43,234 Oh, Mr. Magnum! thank goodness you're here. 226 00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:46,136 I've just had a most disturbing call from Jonathan. 227 00:15:46,211 --> 00:15:48,543 And you look lovely, this afternoon, Miss Chumley. 228 00:15:48,647 --> 00:15:51,047 Oh, why... thank you. 229 00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,350 We've a bit of a problem, I'm afraid. 230 00:15:53,418 --> 00:15:55,818 Nothing that can't be resolved, I'm sure. 231 00:15:55,887 --> 00:15:57,514 Jonathan's been delayed. 232 00:15:57,589 --> 00:15:59,682 Some problem with the Ferrari. 233 00:15:59,758 --> 00:16:02,488 A bald tire, I believe he said. 234 00:16:03,395 --> 00:16:05,056 I meant to take care of that. 235 00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:07,928 You see? I told him. 236 00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:09,459 At any rate, 237 00:16:09,534 --> 00:16:12,935 he had invited the President of Costa de Rosa over for drinks 238 00:16:13,004 --> 00:16:15,404 before the rest of the tournament crowd arrived. 239 00:16:15,507 --> 00:16:17,941 they knew each other during the war, and... 240 00:16:18,009 --> 00:16:20,944 Oh, I see I'm telling you more than you need to know. 241 00:16:21,012 --> 00:16:22,240 (kNOCklNG At DOOR) 242 00:16:23,448 --> 00:16:25,473 Sir? Someone to see Jonathan Higgins. 243 00:16:25,550 --> 00:16:27,950 Oh, dear. that will be the President. 244 00:16:28,019 --> 00:16:29,418 Don't worry, Agatha. 245 00:16:29,521 --> 00:16:32,388 there is nothing Higgins could have done that I can't take care of. 246 00:16:32,457 --> 00:16:34,755 Mr. President, I am sorry... 247 00:16:36,061 --> 00:16:37,494 Mr. Presidente? 248 00:16:38,263 --> 00:16:41,255 No, you have mistaken me for someone else. 249 00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:45,269 I am looking for my beloved half-brother, 250 00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:46,998 Jonathan Higgins. 251 00:16:49,474 --> 00:16:50,463 Jonathan? 252 00:16:52,043 --> 00:16:53,032 Dios. 253 00:16:53,245 --> 00:16:55,611 Forgive me for my rude behavior. 254 00:16:56,047 --> 00:16:58,311 Allow me to introduce myself. 255 00:16:58,383 --> 00:17:00,248 I am Don Luis Mongueo. 256 00:17:00,785 --> 00:17:02,878 the last of the royal line. 257 00:17:03,321 --> 00:17:05,846 Heir to the throne of Costa de Rosa. 258 00:17:17,135 --> 00:17:18,329 (HARP PLAYlNG) 259 00:17:20,238 --> 00:17:22,832 My grandfather was king Fernando. 260 00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:25,904 the last Mongueo to rule Costa de Rosa, 261 00:17:26,411 --> 00:17:29,938 massacred by the revolutionaries, with his entire family 262 00:17:30,148 --> 00:17:33,049 except for my mother, of course. 263 00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:35,618 (SNEEZES) MAN: Bless you. 264 00:17:38,623 --> 00:17:40,215 Damn plants. 265 00:17:40,926 --> 00:17:41,915 (EXCLAlMS) 266 00:17:45,630 --> 00:17:46,654 Why's he doing this? 267 00:17:46,731 --> 00:17:48,995 I don't know. But it's Higgins, all right. 268 00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:51,297 Did you hear that accent? An obvious phony. 269 00:17:51,369 --> 00:17:54,031 You can practically see the glue on the goatee. 270 00:17:54,105 --> 00:17:56,630 He better hope that President lbenez doesn't show up... 271 00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:59,233 Ibenez? Ibenez, yeah, he better hope he doesn't show up 272 00:17:59,311 --> 00:18:01,711 while he's doing that phony imitation of Xavier Cugat. 273 00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:04,578 that could set diplomatic relations back 20 years. 274 00:18:04,649 --> 00:18:06,446 You're right. 275 00:18:06,518 --> 00:18:09,817 I think it's time for Don Luis Higgins to retire 276 00:18:09,888 --> 00:18:12,083 before lbenez arrives. 277 00:18:12,157 --> 00:18:14,625 And that, my dears, is the end of the story. 278 00:18:15,126 --> 00:18:16,115 MAN: Fascinating. 279 00:18:17,095 --> 00:18:18,824 Say goodnight, Higgins. 280 00:18:20,065 --> 00:18:21,464 What is the meaning of this? 281 00:18:21,533 --> 00:18:24,366 Buenas noches. Hasta luego. Your goatee has slipped. 282 00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:26,904 Unhand me at once! Ooh! 283 00:18:27,105 --> 00:18:29,005 Good indignation. that was excellent. 284 00:18:29,074 --> 00:18:31,804 Now if you'll just give me my four Dave Brubeck tickets... 285 00:18:31,876 --> 00:18:33,138 HlGGlNS: Magnum! 286 00:18:35,213 --> 00:18:36,475 Higgins. 287 00:18:37,115 --> 00:18:38,707 Jonathan. 288 00:18:38,783 --> 00:18:40,410 Don Luis. Oh, my God... 289 00:18:40,852 --> 00:18:42,820 Dios mio. Oh, my God! 290 00:18:42,954 --> 00:18:45,286 the President of Costa de Rosa, 291 00:18:46,658 --> 00:18:49,354 His Excellency Manuel lbenez. 292 00:18:49,794 --> 00:18:50,954 Ibenez. 293 00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:52,957 Oh, my God. 294 00:18:53,765 --> 00:18:55,665 Manuel... Jonathan. 295 00:18:56,601 --> 00:18:57,932 Presidente. 296 00:18:58,903 --> 00:19:00,063 Don Luis? 297 00:19:04,509 --> 00:19:06,909 JAMES: the Juan Garcia trio. 298 00:19:12,384 --> 00:19:15,080 Juan! Jesus! Julio! 299 00:19:15,287 --> 00:19:17,517 Now, the real music can begin! 300 00:19:21,693 --> 00:19:23,092 Maravilloso. 301 00:19:23,161 --> 00:19:24,890 Come, we need a dance, Senorita Agatha. 302 00:19:24,963 --> 00:19:26,590 AGAtHA: What? 303 00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:32,193 AGAtHA: I'm really not good with Latin steps. 304 00:19:32,270 --> 00:19:35,797 Ah, you're doing it. Viva! Viva la danza. 305 00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:40,137 Oh, dear! Do not fight it, 306 00:19:40,211 --> 00:19:42,145 our hips have minds of their own. 307 00:19:42,814 --> 00:19:44,839 AGAtHA: Si, si! 308 00:19:52,824 --> 00:19:55,452 Sorry about the trouble with the tire, 309 00:19:56,127 --> 00:19:58,425 but at least the party's a big success. 310 00:20:01,633 --> 00:20:03,897 AGAtHA: Viva! Viva! 311 00:20:06,838 --> 00:20:09,739 HIGGINS: How could you possibly have confused him for me? 312 00:20:09,808 --> 00:20:12,936 the bearing, the mannerisms, the clear-cut difference in character. 313 00:20:13,011 --> 00:20:14,706 Anyone with the slightest degree of intelligence 314 00:20:14,779 --> 00:20:17,612 and a discerning eye would know immediately that the man was an imposter. 315 00:20:17,682 --> 00:20:19,513 He's not an imposter, Higgins. 316 00:20:19,584 --> 00:20:22,052 He told me all along he was Don Luis Mongueo. 317 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:26,113 I just didn't realize your father toured South America in his youth. 318 00:20:26,191 --> 00:20:27,624 Apparently he "toured" everywhere. 319 00:20:27,692 --> 00:20:29,421 But that is beside the point. 320 00:20:29,494 --> 00:20:31,359 the point is, between the flat tire and his arrival, 321 00:20:31,429 --> 00:20:33,727 my reception was an utter and complete disaster. 322 00:20:33,798 --> 00:20:36,323 Oh, I don't know, I thought it was kind of touching the way he sang, 323 00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:38,460 Don't Cry For Me, Costa de Rosa. 324 00:20:42,273 --> 00:20:44,741 Don Luis Mongueo is a national bad joke in Costa de Rosa 325 00:20:44,809 --> 00:20:47,710 and an insult to President lbenez and his government. 326 00:20:48,079 --> 00:20:49,944 Until I can decide how best to return him to his home, 327 00:20:50,014 --> 00:20:52,209 I have asked him not to leave his room. 328 00:20:52,283 --> 00:20:53,807 Don't you think you're being a little harsh? 329 00:20:53,885 --> 00:20:55,443 He seemed harmless to me. 330 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:58,546 this no longer concerns you. You've made quite a mess out of everything. 331 00:20:58,623 --> 00:21:00,215 Now if you will be kind enough to leave me alone, 332 00:21:00,291 --> 00:21:02,418 I still have tomorrow morning's match to attend to. 333 00:21:02,494 --> 00:21:03,722 Okay, okay. 334 00:21:06,831 --> 00:21:07,820 Higgins... 335 00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:10,089 Higgins, you know, 336 00:21:11,236 --> 00:21:14,228 we've been through a lot together over the years. 337 00:21:14,939 --> 00:21:17,066 And no matter how bad things have gotten, 338 00:21:17,142 --> 00:21:19,702 no matter how bad they've gotten I've always known 339 00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:23,612 that I could depend on you to be a man of honor and integrity. 340 00:21:23,681 --> 00:21:28,050 (StAMMERlNG) I mean, you've never once, never once, not ever, 341 00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:32,314 in all the time I've known you, gone back on your word. 342 00:21:33,491 --> 00:21:37,427 And that's why I know that you're going to tell me that... 343 00:21:37,495 --> 00:21:39,622 the tickets have been given to charity. 344 00:21:39,697 --> 00:21:41,688 No! Yes! 345 00:21:44,068 --> 00:21:45,057 Goodnight! 346 00:21:54,512 --> 00:21:57,106 You're completely sold out, huh? 347 00:21:57,482 --> 00:22:00,815 Do you have a waiting list? Uh-huh. that long, huh? 348 00:22:01,719 --> 00:22:04,017 Well, yeah, you could put me down. 349 00:22:04,222 --> 00:22:05,246 (kNOCklNG ON DOOR) 350 00:22:05,323 --> 00:22:06,585 Come in. 351 00:22:07,091 --> 00:22:08,080 DON LUlS: Senor Magnum. 352 00:22:08,893 --> 00:22:11,555 Yeah, four for Thomas Magnum. 353 00:22:11,629 --> 00:22:12,653 Uh-huh. 354 00:22:12,730 --> 00:22:15,221 the day of the concert. Yeah. Right. 355 00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:17,131 What do you think my chances are? 356 00:22:17,535 --> 00:22:18,559 Oh... 357 00:22:18,636 --> 00:22:21,127 Well, thanks anyway. 358 00:22:21,873 --> 00:22:25,309 I am interrupting. I will go back... No, no. that's all right. 359 00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:28,677 You want some pizza? Beer? 360 00:22:29,180 --> 00:22:32,081 You have any sangria? (LAUGHS) I'm all out. 361 00:22:32,817 --> 00:22:33,806 Beer is fine. 362 00:22:34,385 --> 00:22:37,752 I have a cousin who was born with one leg shorter than the other. 363 00:22:38,189 --> 00:22:41,352 He overcame his limp to become a world renowned flamenco dancer. 364 00:22:41,426 --> 00:22:43,360 Oh. this, uh... 365 00:22:43,661 --> 00:22:46,596 It's the war. I don't like to talk about it. 366 00:22:47,265 --> 00:22:48,357 Ah. 367 00:22:49,033 --> 00:22:52,935 My brother, Jonathan, has done very well for himself 368 00:22:53,004 --> 00:22:55,029 to be living in such a place, yes? 369 00:22:55,106 --> 00:22:56,471 Yeah, I guess so. 370 00:23:00,678 --> 00:23:04,637 It's important to me to learn as much about him as I can. 371 00:23:05,617 --> 00:23:08,586 Brothers, after all, should be brothers. 372 00:23:08,653 --> 00:23:11,588 Without family, there is nothing. 373 00:23:12,257 --> 00:23:13,417 Uh, Don Luis... 374 00:23:13,491 --> 00:23:15,584 You think I am being overly sentimental. 375 00:23:16,094 --> 00:23:17,083 No. 376 00:23:19,063 --> 00:23:20,724 Perhaps, being an orphan, 377 00:23:20,798 --> 00:23:23,289 I am more sensitive to these matters than most. 378 00:23:26,604 --> 00:23:30,665 You know, there are those, who do not believe that my mother, 379 00:23:31,943 --> 00:23:35,276 the lovely Dona Ana, survived the massacre. 380 00:23:38,383 --> 00:23:41,682 Yeah, I had heard there was some discrepancies. 381 00:23:43,888 --> 00:23:47,915 Some day I intend to restore the good name of Mongueo 382 00:23:47,992 --> 00:23:50,256 in the hearts of my countrymen. 383 00:23:50,328 --> 00:23:53,559 But for now, it is my brother I am interested in. 384 00:23:55,466 --> 00:23:56,490 Well, 385 00:23:56,568 --> 00:23:59,093 I think if there's something you want to know about Higgins, 386 00:23:59,170 --> 00:24:00,432 you should ask him. 387 00:24:00,505 --> 00:24:01,665 I have. 388 00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:04,835 Unfortunately, he is... 389 00:24:04,909 --> 00:24:06,137 Stubborn. 390 00:24:08,179 --> 00:24:11,808 Proud. I expected no less of him. 391 00:24:13,217 --> 00:24:16,311 But one day, I hope to melt the ice barrier between us 392 00:24:16,387 --> 00:24:19,049 that keeps us both isolated and alone. 393 00:24:19,991 --> 00:24:26,920 I will, how you say, come clean with you, Mr. Magnum. 394 00:24:27,298 --> 00:24:29,528 Thomas. Tomas! 395 00:24:30,134 --> 00:24:32,432 I came here tonight to hire you. 396 00:24:34,906 --> 00:24:36,066 Hire me? 397 00:24:37,575 --> 00:24:42,205 teach me this game which so occupies my brother's heart and mind. 398 00:24:42,981 --> 00:24:44,107 Chess? 399 00:24:45,550 --> 00:24:48,451 to tell you the truth, I really don't know much about it. 400 00:24:48,519 --> 00:24:51,977 Perhaps through this game I can find a way to bring 401 00:24:52,056 --> 00:24:54,354 the Mongueos and the Higginses back together. 402 00:24:58,363 --> 00:25:01,491 I could teach you my Uncle Lyle's Castle Blitz. 403 00:25:02,367 --> 00:25:03,732 Prepare the board. 404 00:25:03,801 --> 00:25:07,794 And damned be he who first cries, basta! No mas! 405 00:25:08,239 --> 00:25:09,228 (SNEEZES) 406 00:25:10,341 --> 00:25:12,332 Damn plants. Bless you. 407 00:25:15,747 --> 00:25:18,443 MAGNUM: Something I've discovered living in Paradise. 408 00:25:18,516 --> 00:25:21,508 You can't really hold onto resentment very long. 409 00:25:21,619 --> 00:25:25,350 Sure, I was annoyed at Higgins for not giving me the tickets to the concert. 410 00:25:26,157 --> 00:25:28,625 But, there would be other concerts. 411 00:25:32,196 --> 00:25:35,996 In the meantime, I guess I had a client and a lead to follow up on. 412 00:25:37,468 --> 00:25:39,993 There had been four threatening letters to Ibenez 413 00:25:40,071 --> 00:25:43,040 all with the same post office box numbers. 414 00:25:43,107 --> 00:25:46,440 His security chief, Alan Johnson, had been unable to get the name and address 415 00:25:46,511 --> 00:25:48,945 of the person who had rented that box. 416 00:26:00,191 --> 00:26:01,419 Anybody there? 417 00:26:02,126 --> 00:26:03,115 (kNOCklNG ON WALL) 418 00:26:03,728 --> 00:26:04,717 Hello? 419 00:26:07,131 --> 00:26:09,224 Yeah? Hi. 420 00:26:10,635 --> 00:26:14,696 I need to change the address on my post office box. 421 00:26:14,772 --> 00:26:16,933 It's number AJ 8085. 422 00:26:19,577 --> 00:26:23,172 I'm sorry I didn't know anybody was standing right there. 423 00:26:25,316 --> 00:26:27,477 this month's box rent is late. 424 00:26:27,952 --> 00:26:28,941 Oh. 425 00:26:29,754 --> 00:26:32,723 I thought I'd paid that one... How much was that, again? 426 00:26:33,157 --> 00:26:35,955 Fifteen dollars and thirty-five cents. 427 00:26:36,728 --> 00:26:37,820 Fifteen... 428 00:26:40,565 --> 00:26:41,862 there you go. 429 00:26:43,935 --> 00:26:47,701 Just cross out your previous address and write the new one on the back. 430 00:26:48,005 --> 00:26:49,267 Right, yeah. 431 00:26:54,979 --> 00:26:55,968 there you are. 432 00:26:58,649 --> 00:26:59,638 thank you. 433 00:27:00,551 --> 00:27:02,610 WOMAN: What happened to your leg? 434 00:27:11,162 --> 00:27:14,654 What makes you think there's something wrong with my leg? 435 00:27:14,866 --> 00:27:17,300 Did it ever occur to you that maybe, just maybe, 436 00:27:17,368 --> 00:27:18,528 I don't want to talk about it? 437 00:27:18,603 --> 00:27:20,662 that it might just bring up unhappy memories? 438 00:27:20,738 --> 00:27:23,605 Or that I'm just plain sick and tired of everybody I meet 439 00:27:23,674 --> 00:27:26,973 asking me, "What happened to your leg?" Did that ever occur to you? 440 00:27:30,815 --> 00:27:32,407 Have a nice day. 441 00:27:32,483 --> 00:27:36,317 MAGNUM: I was beginning to think that fate was definitely on my side. 442 00:27:36,387 --> 00:27:37,979 Not only in getting even with Higgins 443 00:27:38,055 --> 00:27:40,023 but with finding the assassin. 444 00:27:40,091 --> 00:27:42,491 I mean, I was almost embarrassed to have to tell Johnson 445 00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:44,721 how easy it had been to get the address of the man 446 00:27:44,796 --> 00:27:47,287 who had rented the post office box number. 447 00:27:59,410 --> 00:28:02,038 And the way the guy had left his things in his room, 448 00:28:02,146 --> 00:28:05,513 he'd made finding out his identity embarrassingly simple as well. 449 00:28:05,983 --> 00:28:09,316 I no longer thought fate was on my side, I knew it. 450 00:28:10,454 --> 00:28:12,684 But then fate has ways of reminding you 451 00:28:12,757 --> 00:28:15,749 that it's never as easy as it seems. 452 00:28:32,944 --> 00:28:34,434 Don Luis? 453 00:28:37,582 --> 00:28:39,140 Higgins? 454 00:28:41,319 --> 00:28:43,082 Higgins. Where's Don Luis? He's gone. 455 00:28:43,154 --> 00:28:44,621 Where did he go? When will he be back? 456 00:28:44,689 --> 00:28:46,350 I don't know and he won't. 457 00:28:46,424 --> 00:28:47,618 What? 458 00:28:48,159 --> 00:28:49,751 Higgins! this is important! 459 00:28:49,827 --> 00:28:51,761 I informed him that he had to leave. He did. 460 00:28:51,829 --> 00:28:53,558 I have my second match in 25 minutes 461 00:28:53,631 --> 00:28:55,189 and I do not intend to waste any of them 462 00:28:55,266 --> 00:28:57,097 on further, pointless discussion of Don Luis. 463 00:28:57,168 --> 00:28:58,658 But he could be in serious trouble. 464 00:28:58,736 --> 00:29:00,704 then that, I'm afraid, is his problem. 465 00:29:07,979 --> 00:29:10,539 COMMENTATOR: ...certainly this is one of the most popular matches 466 00:29:10,615 --> 00:29:12,105 of the second day of the tournament. 467 00:29:12,884 --> 00:29:17,082 The winner will emerge as one of the overall leaders in the standings. 468 00:29:17,555 --> 00:29:19,352 RlCk: Come on, Laurie, it should be easy. 469 00:29:19,423 --> 00:29:22,620 I can't get off early tomorrow, Rick. Rules are rules. 470 00:29:22,693 --> 00:29:23,785 Look, Laurie, 471 00:29:23,861 --> 00:29:26,091 my buddy has got tickets to the Dave Brubeck concert. 472 00:29:26,163 --> 00:29:27,630 I mean, everything's all set up. 473 00:29:27,698 --> 00:29:30,189 Can't you just talk to your manager or something? 474 00:29:30,268 --> 00:29:32,031 Look, I'll try. Okay? 475 00:29:32,103 --> 00:29:33,627 Oh. that's great, baby. 476 00:29:34,338 --> 00:29:35,566 Excuse me. Excuse me. 477 00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:37,767 Rick. What took you so long? 478 00:29:37,842 --> 00:29:40,640 I thought I asked you to keep an eye on Higgins till I got here. 479 00:29:40,711 --> 00:29:41,871 I am. He's right there. 480 00:29:41,946 --> 00:29:44,608 the hotel put monitors in here so we could watch the chess tournament. 481 00:29:44,682 --> 00:29:46,775 Pretty good idea, huh? Oh, yeah. 482 00:29:48,019 --> 00:29:52,718 Listen, I got to talk to you about... 483 00:29:52,790 --> 00:29:54,155 What's he doing? 484 00:29:54,225 --> 00:29:56,386 Playing chess. I know that... 485 00:29:57,328 --> 00:29:59,728 COMMENTATOR: Tilden is studying the board in bewilderment. He's... 486 00:30:00,197 --> 00:30:01,289 What's going on? 487 00:30:01,365 --> 00:30:02,593 that's what I'd like to know. 488 00:30:02,667 --> 00:30:05,534 He's acknowledging checkmate. The official is checking and... 489 00:30:05,603 --> 00:30:07,935 Yes, checkmate! Extraordinary! 490 00:30:08,005 --> 00:30:10,235 Jonathan Higgins has set a new tournament record. 491 00:30:10,308 --> 00:30:12,208 Checkmate in seven moves! 492 00:30:12,276 --> 00:30:13,709 He won in seven moves! 493 00:30:13,778 --> 00:30:16,474 that's the Castle Blitz. I got to find Higgins. 494 00:30:16,547 --> 00:30:17,673 He's right there, Thomas. 495 00:30:17,748 --> 00:30:19,181 No, I don't have time to explain right now. 496 00:30:19,250 --> 00:30:21,275 Stay here and keep an eye on Don Luis. It's real important. 497 00:30:21,352 --> 00:30:22,649 Don't let him out of your sight. 498 00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:23,812 Where is he? 499 00:30:23,888 --> 00:30:26,413 He's taking a bow. And don't let him see you either. 500 00:30:26,924 --> 00:30:29,051 ...from his incredible accomplishment. 501 00:30:32,797 --> 00:30:36,028 That's Higgins, isn't it? Thomas? Th... 502 00:30:38,102 --> 00:30:41,731 MAGNUM: All right, maybe Higgins had been acting very unlike Higgins lately. 503 00:30:41,806 --> 00:30:43,398 But one thing I knew for sure, 504 00:30:43,474 --> 00:30:45,499 he would never resort to using a trick 505 00:30:45,576 --> 00:30:47,874 Iike Uncle Lyle's Castle Blitz, 506 00:30:47,945 --> 00:30:50,914 especially with the entire chess world watching. 507 00:30:53,517 --> 00:30:54,745 Higgins! 508 00:30:59,056 --> 00:31:00,648 Higgins! 509 00:31:01,559 --> 00:31:02,583 (kNOCklNG) 510 00:31:02,660 --> 00:31:03,718 You in there? 511 00:31:15,873 --> 00:31:16,862 Higgins? 512 00:31:19,944 --> 00:31:21,206 Higgins, you up there? 513 00:31:23,547 --> 00:31:25,242 MAGNUM: Which meant only one thing, 514 00:31:25,316 --> 00:31:27,807 that the Higgins at the chess tournament wasn't really Higgins. 515 00:31:27,885 --> 00:31:29,375 He was Don Luis. 516 00:31:29,453 --> 00:31:32,013 Which solved the problem of where Don Luis was. 517 00:31:32,089 --> 00:31:35,354 And that left me with only one tripartite question. 518 00:31:35,426 --> 00:31:38,452 Who was Don Luis and why was he doing all these things. 519 00:31:38,529 --> 00:31:40,520 And where had he stashed Higgins? 520 00:31:41,632 --> 00:31:42,724 Higgins? 521 00:31:43,434 --> 00:31:44,992 (MUFFLED VOlCE) 522 00:31:46,270 --> 00:31:47,532 (MUFFLED VOlCE) 523 00:31:56,213 --> 00:31:58,704 Higgins, what happened? (MUMBLlNG) 524 00:31:59,717 --> 00:32:02,880 How could I look for you when I didn't know you were missing? 525 00:32:04,655 --> 00:32:07,146 I'm going as fast as I can. 526 00:32:07,258 --> 00:32:08,748 (MUMBLlNG) 527 00:32:08,826 --> 00:32:11,659 I don't know, it seemed more likely you'd be in the house somewhere. 528 00:32:11,762 --> 00:32:14,060 Any investigator worth his salt 529 00:32:14,131 --> 00:32:16,395 would have thought to look here first. 530 00:32:24,241 --> 00:32:25,230 Higgins! 531 00:32:26,110 --> 00:32:28,169 I can't talk now, I'm two hours late for my match. 532 00:32:28,245 --> 00:32:29,371 I can only throw myself You won. 533 00:32:29,447 --> 00:32:31,847 on the mercy of the judges and... You won! 534 00:32:33,084 --> 00:32:34,551 In seven moves. 535 00:32:34,952 --> 00:32:36,044 Seven. 536 00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:38,714 Don Luis disguised himself as you and won the match. 537 00:32:40,524 --> 00:32:42,185 the Uncle Lyle Blitz! 538 00:32:42,259 --> 00:32:43,658 the Castle Blitz... 539 00:32:43,727 --> 00:32:45,592 Never mind that right now. 540 00:32:48,165 --> 00:32:49,632 I've been disgraced. 541 00:32:50,067 --> 00:32:51,830 You sneezed. 542 00:32:51,902 --> 00:32:54,097 What of it? It's very dusty in there. 543 00:32:55,673 --> 00:32:57,402 Stop that. What in God's name are you doing? 544 00:32:57,475 --> 00:32:59,568 I'm sorry, but there's something I have to talk to you about. 545 00:32:59,643 --> 00:33:02,669 Something very important and I can't do it until I can be sure who you are. 546 00:33:02,746 --> 00:33:05,112 Don't be ridiculous. You know perfectly well who l... 547 00:33:07,618 --> 00:33:09,745 tell me a story. the Gunga Din story. 548 00:33:09,820 --> 00:33:12,050 For God's sake, Magnum this is hardly the time. 549 00:33:12,123 --> 00:33:14,353 If you're Higgins, anytime is the time. 550 00:33:14,425 --> 00:33:16,859 the Gunga Din story now. 551 00:33:20,331 --> 00:33:21,593 Malaysia, 1943. 552 00:33:21,665 --> 00:33:24,156 Our regiment was hopelessly outnumbered, and we faced certain death. 553 00:33:24,235 --> 00:33:26,226 In our ranks was a young Lieutenant lan Bowerly, 554 00:33:26,303 --> 00:33:28,430 and during the lull in the battle he recited, Gunga Din. 555 00:33:28,506 --> 00:33:30,906 I suppose to keep up our courage for facing the inevitable, 556 00:33:30,975 --> 00:33:32,909 his eloquent recitation grew increasingly louder, 557 00:33:32,977 --> 00:33:34,569 until it thundered through the jungle. 558 00:33:34,645 --> 00:33:36,476 to our amazement, the Japanese troops walked forward. 559 00:33:36,547 --> 00:33:38,640 though they spoke no English they were entranced by the poem. 560 00:33:38,716 --> 00:33:41,617 they allowed us all to leave the area unharmed except for poor Mr. Bowerly. 561 00:33:41,685 --> 00:33:44,518 As we made our escape, we could hear him reciting other kipling favorites, 562 00:33:44,588 --> 00:33:45,646 Iiterally for miles. 563 00:33:45,723 --> 00:33:47,281 to this day, his fate remains unknown. 564 00:33:47,358 --> 00:33:48,916 thank you. I believe your half-brother 565 00:33:48,993 --> 00:33:52,121 is going to assassinate the President of Costa de Rosa. 566 00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:58,893 PRESlDENt: An extraordinary performance. 567 00:33:59,436 --> 00:34:01,631 I've followed tournament play for many years. 568 00:34:01,705 --> 00:34:05,971 Never have I seen such audacity as to use a child's move. 569 00:34:06,710 --> 00:34:09,736 the "rook-flank entrapment" as you call it. 570 00:34:09,813 --> 00:34:12,304 I must admit you have created quite a stir here, today. 571 00:34:12,449 --> 00:34:15,111 Yes, well, I knew it would only work once 572 00:34:15,186 --> 00:34:18,952 so I used it against my most formidable opponent. 573 00:34:19,023 --> 00:34:22,220 I'm quite certain that the entire chess world will be debating 574 00:34:22,293 --> 00:34:26,229 such a show of style versus content for many years to come. 575 00:34:26,497 --> 00:34:28,522 Excuse me, Mr. President. You wanted to freshen up 576 00:34:28,599 --> 00:34:30,624 for the reception here at the hotel this evening. 577 00:34:30,701 --> 00:34:32,293 Yes. thank you, Alan. 578 00:34:33,137 --> 00:34:35,332 thank you for a most enjoyable afternoon. 579 00:34:35,406 --> 00:34:37,203 I should freshen up as well. 580 00:34:37,274 --> 00:34:39,834 Perhaps you'd like to have a drink in my quarters 581 00:34:39,944 --> 00:34:42,640 and discuss the "rook-flank" in more detail. 582 00:34:42,713 --> 00:34:45,113 Oh, no, no. I am only a very interested amateur. 583 00:34:45,182 --> 00:34:48,310 But even l, my friend, have already mastered 584 00:34:48,385 --> 00:34:51,718 all the details of the "rook-flank entrapment." 585 00:35:04,635 --> 00:35:06,865 PRESlDENt: Sixth floor, please. 586 00:35:25,289 --> 00:35:27,416 I'll see you later, Mr. President. 587 00:35:27,491 --> 00:35:28,822 Certainly, Jonathan. 588 00:35:38,936 --> 00:35:40,335 PRESlDENt: In an hour, Johnson. 589 00:36:00,791 --> 00:36:04,693 MAGNUM: "My lineage being what it is, of royal stock and origin 590 00:36:04,762 --> 00:36:08,789 "has naturally made me something of an outcast in my own country." 591 00:36:08,866 --> 00:36:10,527 You're not going to find any clue 592 00:36:10,601 --> 00:36:12,569 in a book he just left lying around. 593 00:36:12,636 --> 00:36:14,866 Perhaps, further back. Clearly, anything of interest to us 594 00:36:14,938 --> 00:36:16,667 is going to be found in his locked suitcase. 595 00:36:16,740 --> 00:36:17,968 If you would help me with the lock. 596 00:36:18,042 --> 00:36:20,010 "Should I fail in my attempt 597 00:36:20,077 --> 00:36:22,841 "to thwart the evildoers who plot against my country..." 598 00:36:22,913 --> 00:36:24,380 I don't see why you won't pick this lock. 599 00:36:24,448 --> 00:36:26,416 You do it for anyone else at the drop of a hat. 600 00:36:26,483 --> 00:36:29,452 "...a conspiracy to murder our Great President 601 00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:31,954 "led by his trusted servant, Alan Johnson." 602 00:36:32,022 --> 00:36:33,114 this is it, Higgins. 603 00:36:33,190 --> 00:36:36,091 He did leave this for us to find. Now, listen. 604 00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:38,424 "ln the event of my death for I am quite certain 605 00:36:38,495 --> 00:36:41,794 "that Johnson knows I am onto his plot to plant a bomb 606 00:36:41,865 --> 00:36:43,856 "in His Excellency's car 607 00:36:43,934 --> 00:36:46,061 "my only hope is to be remembered by my countrymen 608 00:36:46,136 --> 00:36:47,296 "as a patriot and a hero." 609 00:36:47,371 --> 00:36:50,306 Do you think it's possible he's setting up Alan Johnson to take a fall? 610 00:36:50,374 --> 00:36:53,104 You've spent time with him. How would you describe Don Luis Mongueo? 611 00:36:53,177 --> 00:36:54,474 Romantic. An idealist. 612 00:36:54,545 --> 00:36:57,537 Exactly. the worst he could be accused of is murdering the English language. 613 00:36:57,614 --> 00:36:59,912 I don't think he would entrap anyone unfairly. 614 00:36:59,983 --> 00:37:03,680 Yes! So we have to assume that he's going to try and stop Johnson. 615 00:37:03,754 --> 00:37:06,917 that's why he disguised himself as you and went to the chess tournament. 616 00:37:06,990 --> 00:37:08,719 Here, let me take a look at that. 617 00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:23,900 Photographs of me. 618 00:37:26,610 --> 00:37:29,135 these look like blow-ups from the negatives I found in the dark room. 619 00:37:29,213 --> 00:37:31,704 He's been doing a character study of you, Higgins. 620 00:37:35,919 --> 00:37:38,080 And not a bad idea, at that. 621 00:37:51,802 --> 00:37:53,064 (BEEPlNG) 622 00:38:10,954 --> 00:38:13,582 thank God for my amateur theatrical background. 623 00:38:13,657 --> 00:38:15,022 Does this look all right? 624 00:38:15,092 --> 00:38:16,684 Why are you doing this? 625 00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:18,990 Because Don Luis is impersonating me 626 00:38:19,062 --> 00:38:20,859 and if he's right, we don't want to blow his cover. 627 00:38:20,931 --> 00:38:22,159 Of course. 628 00:38:22,232 --> 00:38:23,665 Now, I'll try to draw Johnson away 629 00:38:23,734 --> 00:38:26,601 while you convince Don Luis to turn this matter over to the authorities. 630 00:38:26,670 --> 00:38:30,572 I cannot believe I didn't see this right away. 631 00:38:31,008 --> 00:38:32,305 there was no way you could have known. 632 00:38:32,376 --> 00:38:33,570 He is a consummate professional. 633 00:38:33,644 --> 00:38:34,804 He had us all fooled. 634 00:38:34,878 --> 00:38:36,311 No, but leading... 635 00:38:36,847 --> 00:38:39,441 Leading me to that address and from there to the boarding house. 636 00:38:39,516 --> 00:38:40,983 It was all too easy. 637 00:38:41,051 --> 00:38:43,315 Of course with my training and perhaps more to the point, 638 00:38:43,387 --> 00:38:45,514 the same genetic makeup as it were, 639 00:38:45,589 --> 00:38:46,851 I should have been alerted the moment 640 00:38:46,924 --> 00:38:50,451 he appeared as an overly flamboyant popinjay. Popinjay? 641 00:38:50,527 --> 00:38:53,519 Dandy, coxcomb, fop. I should have realized immediately 642 00:38:53,597 --> 00:38:56,430 that he was playing a role, misdirecting us. 643 00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:58,764 You're not talking about Alan Johnson. 644 00:38:58,869 --> 00:39:02,100 I am talking about El Mongueo. 645 00:39:02,806 --> 00:39:04,535 Your goatee is crooked. 646 00:39:10,013 --> 00:39:11,344 (DON LUlS SNEEZlNG) 647 00:39:12,249 --> 00:39:14,217 Would you like to have them removed, Jonathan? 648 00:39:14,284 --> 00:39:15,751 What? the flowers. 649 00:39:15,819 --> 00:39:17,684 Would you like to have them removed from the table? 650 00:39:17,754 --> 00:39:19,221 they seem to be a problem for you. 651 00:39:19,289 --> 00:39:21,348 No, no. I just have a cold. 652 00:39:21,558 --> 00:39:22,923 We should be leaving. 653 00:39:23,861 --> 00:39:25,920 Yes, of course. Excuse me, Jonathan. 654 00:39:25,996 --> 00:39:28,829 Leaving? to go where? 655 00:39:28,999 --> 00:39:32,491 I'm afraid I can't be totally unofficial while I'm here. 656 00:39:32,736 --> 00:39:35,136 A quick courtesy visit to your Governor. 657 00:39:35,205 --> 00:39:38,766 Oh, I'm gonna have to meet you at the car, Mr. Presidente. 658 00:39:38,842 --> 00:39:41,310 the gift you were going to give to the Governor I left in my room. 659 00:39:41,378 --> 00:39:42,640 PRESlDENt: Yes, of course. 660 00:39:42,779 --> 00:39:44,872 the limousine will be at the side entrance. 661 00:39:44,948 --> 00:39:46,108 JOHNSON: Five minutes. 662 00:39:56,460 --> 00:39:59,122 Jonathan, as always, a great pleasure. 663 00:39:59,196 --> 00:40:00,390 Mr. President. 664 00:40:03,534 --> 00:40:04,831 Excuse me. 665 00:40:22,419 --> 00:40:25,752 Rickey! He said it's okay! What? 666 00:40:25,822 --> 00:40:27,449 Margie's gonna fill in for me. 667 00:40:27,524 --> 00:40:28,957 What're you talking about? 668 00:40:29,026 --> 00:40:31,358 the Dave Brubeck concert. Are we going or not? 669 00:40:31,428 --> 00:40:33,828 Oh, great. Yeah, that's not a problem. 670 00:40:33,897 --> 00:40:35,694 Hey, what have you done to your hair? 671 00:40:35,766 --> 00:40:38,633 It's part of my disguise. Look, I can't talk to you right now. 672 00:40:41,538 --> 00:40:43,369 Great, just great. 673 00:40:47,711 --> 00:40:48,871 Rick. 674 00:40:51,548 --> 00:40:53,345 You might've told me you found Don Luis. 675 00:40:53,417 --> 00:40:54,577 this isn't Don Luis. 676 00:40:54,651 --> 00:40:56,050 No, it most certainly is not. 677 00:40:56,119 --> 00:40:57,108 Higgins? 678 00:40:57,354 --> 00:40:58,753 Where's Don Luis? 679 00:40:59,456 --> 00:41:01,117 He followed lbenez to his room, 680 00:41:01,191 --> 00:41:03,318 came back down here, then lbenez left again. 681 00:41:03,393 --> 00:41:04,519 Left? to go where? 682 00:41:04,595 --> 00:41:06,722 To his limo, at the side entrance. 683 00:41:06,797 --> 00:41:07,821 MAGNUM: With Johnson? 684 00:41:07,898 --> 00:41:10,696 Thomas, that's the weird part. Johnson disappeared into that stairwell, 685 00:41:10,767 --> 00:41:12,564 and then Don Luis followed him. 686 00:41:13,604 --> 00:41:15,663 I'll check on the roof. I'll try to intercept lbenez. 687 00:41:15,906 --> 00:41:18,500 (StAMMERlNG) Thomas, Thomas! 688 00:41:31,521 --> 00:41:34,012 Johnson! Johnson! 689 00:41:35,525 --> 00:41:37,686 Show yourself if you are a man! 690 00:41:37,761 --> 00:41:40,821 Fight this battle in the open where you can be seen! 691 00:41:53,410 --> 00:41:54,741 Johnson! 692 00:42:34,017 --> 00:42:35,609 Get in the car. 693 00:42:41,892 --> 00:42:46,352 Presidente! there's a bomb! Run! A bomb! Quickly! 694 00:42:53,470 --> 00:42:54,459 (GROANS) 695 00:42:55,672 --> 00:42:56,661 (GRUNtS) 696 00:43:04,681 --> 00:43:07,241 I'm all right, thank you. thank you. I'm all right. 697 00:43:07,584 --> 00:43:10,212 the assassin has failed, Presidente. 698 00:43:10,554 --> 00:43:13,148 Don Luis Mongueo has saved you. 699 00:43:13,223 --> 00:43:14,850 I am your humblest servant. 700 00:43:15,659 --> 00:43:17,627 No, you are my friend, Don Luis. 701 00:43:17,694 --> 00:43:19,924 You saved my life. thank you. 702 00:43:26,737 --> 00:43:29,001 RlCk: that goatee looks as good as your real one. 703 00:43:29,473 --> 00:43:30,997 Jonathan is letting me borrow it 704 00:43:31,074 --> 00:43:32,666 since I had to shave mine off. 705 00:43:33,176 --> 00:43:38,409 I wouldn't want to return home unmasked, uh, so to speak. 706 00:43:38,515 --> 00:43:40,949 It's so terribly exciting. 707 00:43:41,151 --> 00:43:43,415 Going home to a hero's welcome. 708 00:43:43,487 --> 00:43:48,481 Yes. A very generous gesture on Presidente lbenez's part, 709 00:43:48,925 --> 00:43:52,486 however, I must confess both to him and Jonathan, 710 00:43:53,396 --> 00:43:56,763 I am no hero and cannot accept the honor. 711 00:43:57,033 --> 00:43:59,024 Of course you're a hero. 712 00:43:59,903 --> 00:44:02,633 I'm afraid events proved otherwise. 713 00:44:03,006 --> 00:44:04,530 What're you talking about? 714 00:44:07,010 --> 00:44:08,841 You don't remember disarming Johnson? 715 00:44:10,781 --> 00:44:11,770 I? 716 00:44:11,882 --> 00:44:14,043 After the bomb went off, Johnson pulled a gun. 717 00:44:14,117 --> 00:44:15,584 Yeah, you don't remember this? 718 00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:17,709 No. 719 00:44:17,988 --> 00:44:19,512 He was going to shoot lbenez. 720 00:44:19,589 --> 00:44:21,454 You jumped him, you wrestled the gun away from him, 721 00:44:21,525 --> 00:44:24,392 without any regard whatsoever for your own personal safety. 722 00:44:24,461 --> 00:44:26,395 Thomas had to hold you back. 723 00:44:26,463 --> 00:44:28,397 You were willing to give up your own life for your country. 724 00:44:28,465 --> 00:44:30,660 I can't think of a better definition of a hero. 725 00:44:33,136 --> 00:44:34,569 I don't recall. 726 00:44:35,739 --> 00:44:37,263 Must've been the hit on the head. Mmm-hmm. 727 00:44:37,340 --> 00:44:38,500 temporary amnesia. 728 00:44:41,278 --> 00:44:42,939 Your car is ready. 729 00:44:50,086 --> 00:44:51,917 You'll come to visit again? 730 00:44:51,988 --> 00:44:53,683 You must come to visit me. 731 00:44:54,357 --> 00:44:56,154 I want to show you that Mongueo hospitality 732 00:44:56,226 --> 00:44:58,854 is not so different from Higgins' hospitality. 733 00:44:59,496 --> 00:45:01,430 Viva Costa de Rosa. 734 00:45:01,498 --> 00:45:03,659 Viva Albert Stanley Higgins. 735 00:45:04,901 --> 00:45:06,334 Hear, hear. 736 00:45:17,581 --> 00:45:19,344 Adios, Mr. Magnum. 737 00:45:19,583 --> 00:45:20,572 tomas. 738 00:45:21,785 --> 00:45:23,878 tomas. 739 00:45:29,759 --> 00:45:32,125 Higgins? Aren't you going to see him out? 740 00:45:33,730 --> 00:45:34,719 Hmm? 741 00:45:35,198 --> 00:45:39,157 Oh, um, no. No. I promised to demonstrate to Agatha 742 00:45:39,436 --> 00:45:43,236 the brilliant chess maneuver I had planned to use at the tournament. 743 00:45:44,074 --> 00:45:45,871 Oh. Incidentally, 744 00:45:45,942 --> 00:45:48,502 I carelessly forgot to send these concert tickets off 745 00:45:48,578 --> 00:45:51,274 to the charity organization as I had intended. 746 00:45:51,348 --> 00:45:52,713 Since the concert is this evening, 747 00:45:52,782 --> 00:45:55,080 it is far too late to send them now. 748 00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:58,945 If you would like to use them. 749 00:46:02,525 --> 00:46:03,958 You sure you're all right? 750 00:46:04,027 --> 00:46:05,187 Quite. 751 00:46:05,996 --> 00:46:06,985 (SNEEZES) 752 00:46:09,566 --> 00:46:11,193 Damn plants!