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I am looking for my beloved
half-brother, Jonathan Higgins.
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[SCREAMS]
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- How's he doing this?
- I don't know,
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but it's Higgins all right.
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Unhand me at once.
Ooh!
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- HIGGINS: Magnum.
- MAGNUM: Higgins?
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- Jonathan.
- Don Luis.
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Oh, my God.
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Don Luis Mongueo is a national
bad joke in Costa de Rosa,
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and an insult to President Ibenez
and his government.
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Higgins, what happened?
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[MUMBLING]
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- What's going on?
- MAGNUM: That's what I'd like to know.
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[FLAMENCO MUSIC PLAYING]
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Gracias, Maria.
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[SPEAKING SPANISH]
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[MAN SHOUTING IN SPANISH]
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[MEN CHUCKLING]
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[SCREAMS]
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Don't be afraid, my dear.
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My name is Albert Stanley Higgins
and I'm here to help you.
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MAGNUM: Spending hours
staring at Higgins
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is not exactly my idea of fun.
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But when the face staring back at
me is red and resigned to defeat,
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then time wasted with Higgins can
actually be described as enjoyable.
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In his ordered little world,
there's a rule to cover everything,
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from fighting a war
to watering the flowers.
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Following the rules is far more
important than the reason for them.
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There are even rules
for following the rules.
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And when you dare to vary from
his interpretation of the rules,
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Higgins gets unruly.
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This is an outrage.
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It's also checkmate... Again.
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It's not a checkmate.
You cheated!
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That's five games to one,
my favor.
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That calls
for a congratulatory cigar.
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[EXCLAIMING]
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Perhaps this excruciating pain
will be a reminder to you
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the next time you and your friends
consider tearing up the estate grounds
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with one of your childish games.
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Over-the-line is not a childish game
and I want a cigar!
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No, you don't deserve one.
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You refuse to employ
the maneuvers I gave you.
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Higgins, how am I supposed to win
if I let you pick my offenses?
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For the last time,
we are not competing.
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I desperately need practice
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against the favorite attacks
of the grandmasters.
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[BUZZING]
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Grandmasters do not
resort to amateurish tricks
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- like the Rook Blitz!
- Castle Blitz.
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And Uncle Lyle never
lost a game after he came up with...
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[BUZZING]
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- Aren't you going to answer that?
- No.
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And I don't recall
the name of Uncle Lyle
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in the annals
of world-class play.
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Okay, forget it.
Forget it.
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I'm just trying to help you
win the tournament, that's all.
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Hello?
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RICK: Hey, Thomas,
open up the gate.
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I've got all the stuff out here.
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What stuff?
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The stuff for the party.
Didn't Higgins tell you about it?
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Party?
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Higgins? What party?
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The Hawaiian Islands World Class
lnvitational Chess tournament
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Opening Day Reception.
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Probably the most important
and prestigious function
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I've ever had the honor to host
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and I'll need you to take care
of the last-minute arrangements.
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Sir, shall I see
to the front gate?
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It's been taken care of.
Thank you.
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Very good, sir.
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Who is that?
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James.
He'll announce the guests.
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I don't have time to go
into all the details.
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Details? You never told me
anything about this!
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Due to the fact that I have my
first match in exactly one hour,
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and thanks to you,
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my final practice session was
wasted on the Uncle Lyle Blitz!
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The Castle Blitz and you can make
all the fun of it you want, Higgins,
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but you couldn't beat it,
could you?
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Only because it was
so idiotically infantile
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that it caught me off guard.
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Wait! Wait.
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Wait, wait, wait...
What about my tickets to Dave Brubeck?
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Your wins are invalid.
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You were to use maneuvers
of my choice.
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Now, if you wish
to renegotiate...
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Renegotiate?
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First it was two out of three,
then it was three out of five...
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RICK: Hey, Thomas, where
do you want the flowers?
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In the living room.
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Rick will take care
of the catering.
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Agatha is coming by to check
the furniture arrangements.
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You only have to coordinate
with the harpist,
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the extra help
and the parking attendants,
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in addition to making certain that
security is absolutely top notch
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for the president's arrival.
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- Did you get the tickets?
- I'm working on it.
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Higgins!
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Higgins, what are you talking about?
What president?
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President Manuel Ibenez
of Costa de Rosa, of course.
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- President who of what?
- He's here for the tournament.
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Of course.
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Please complete the reception
preparations by 3:00.
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That will give me time to correct
your mistakes after I return.
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Higgins, you're not
taking the Ferrari.
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I am, after all,
the ranking player on the Island.
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It is imperative
that I arrive in style.
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What about my tickets?
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Jonathan Higgins?
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Certainly not.
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Thomas Magnum.
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Yes.
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Well, they told me
that you drove a Ferrari
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so I just assumed that was you.
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No, that was someone else.
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Let's start all over again.
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Alan Johnson.
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Aide to President Manuel Ibenez
of Costa de Rosa.
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I believe that you're
supposed to talk to me
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about security here
at Robin's Nest.
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Where would you like to start?
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MAGNUM: I know. I know.
I was thinking it, too.
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Higgins always met with security
people to go over the system
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before any visiting dignitary
arrived.
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He never drove the Ferrari.
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And he would never,
in his wildest dreams,
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consider leaving an event
as important as
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the Hawaiian Island Whatchamacallit
Reception in mine and Rick's hands.
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So something in Higgins' carefully
ordered universe was askew.
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And I knew
it was only a matter of time
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before I found out what it was.
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In the meantime,
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I figured I could be man
enough to overlook the fact
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that Higgins had tricked me
into spending my valuable time
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with some security expert
from Costa de Rosa.
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Especially, if four tickets to the
Dave Brubeck concert were at stake.
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- Cigar?
- No, thanks.
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Very capable system.
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I'm impressed.
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Understand you were with
Naval lntelligence?
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You mind if I have one?
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Not at all.
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I was an army man, myself.
In the CIA.
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Well, if there's anything else
you want me to show you, um...
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I mean. I'm sure
when you talk to Higgins,
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you'll tell him
how thorough I was.
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How thorough
the security system is.
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I knew that before
I even showed up.
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You've got quite a reputation.
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Now, that's one of the reasons
I came to see you.
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Do you mind if I sit down?
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No.
Make yourself at home.
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How'd you hurt your leg?
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It's nothing.
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In the war?
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No, no.
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I don't know about yourself,
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but I'm kind of glad to be out
of the intelligence factory.
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Got myself a nice,
comfortable job working for a guy I like
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in a pretty little place
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with clean air, friendly people.
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Sure beats working for a living.
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But you've got a problem.
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Uh...
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Yeah. I was getting there.
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Well,
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I don't know what anybody
told you about me,
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but I'm not really
very interested
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in getting involved
in government cases.
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That's why I came to see you.
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Three weeks ago,
we set out on a world tour,
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kind of a goodwill mission
for Costa de Rosa.
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Ibenez hates these trips.
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But, he knows they're good
for his country.
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And he also knew that he
could stop over here in Hawaii
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for this big deal
chess tournament.
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You know, I don't know
anything about the game myself,
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but he's an absolute
nutcase for it.
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Anyway, uh...
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We received three letters
just like this.
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All threats
on the president's life.
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All from the same man,
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apparently representing
some right wing fringe group.
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And all of them promising that
Ibenez would meet his destiny here.
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Why didn't you cancel
your stopover in Hawaii?
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You ever have any dealings
with a chess fanatic?
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He wouldn't let anything stop him
from attending this tournament.
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Well, you'll have to go to
the authorities with this.
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Can't. Ibenez
has absolutely forbidden it.
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He doesn't believe
the guy is serious,
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and he doesn't want to be
perceived as weak or cowardly
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by asking for help.
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I can't tell him
how to run his life.
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But I like the guy, you know?
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I'd sure hate
to see him get hurt.
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My people in Costa de Rosa
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intercepted several
pieces of mail all addressed
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to a post office box
here in Hawaii.
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All of them from members of that same
fringe group addressed to their leader.
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I'm sure he's here.
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We've been watching the place,
but so far the guy hasn't shown up.
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And frankly,
I'm running out of time.
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Well, suppose...
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Just suppose that I find him.
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What then?
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We turn him over to
the proper authorities.
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Without fanfare.
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Of course,
you'd be well compensated.
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Miss Alicia Ravensworth
with the Ali'i Philharmonic.
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Excuse me,
where do I put my harp?
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I'll see what I can do.
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[BUZZING]
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Thank you very much,
I'll find my way out.
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RICK: Hey, Thomas.
You'd better get in here right away.
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- Sir, would you like to have...
- I was told
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there would be someone here
to meet me when I got here...
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- I understand that...
- ...and I need to practice...
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- I need to practice...
- I don't know where to put that.
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And I need to get
the precise order
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in order to construct...
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AGATHA: Well, I'm quite certain it
must have been an oversight.
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I don't believe he would've
deliberately sabotaged you, Jonathan.
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Yes, yes. I'll tell him.
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Hi.
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[EXCLAIMS]
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Oh, Mr. Magnum!
Thank goodness you're here.
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I've just had a most
disturbing call from Jonathan.
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And you look lovely,
this afternoon, Miss Chumley.
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Oh, why... thank you.
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We've a bit of a problem,
I'm afraid.
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Nothing that can't be resolved,
I'm sure.
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Jonathan's been delayed.
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Some problem with the Ferrari.
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A bald tire, I believe he said.
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I meant to take care of that.
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You see? I told him.
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At any rate,
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he had invited the president of
Costa de Rosa over for drinks
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before the rest of the
tournament crowd arrived.
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They knew each other
during the war, and...
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Oh, I see I'm telling you
more than you need to know.
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[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
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Sir? Someone to see
Jonathan Higgins.
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Oh, dear.
That will be the president.
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Don't worry, Agatha.
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There is nothing Higgins could
have done that I can't take care of.
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Mr. President, I am sorry...
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00:15:45,942 --> 00:15:47,527
Mr. Presidente?
251
00:15:47,860 --> 00:15:51,447
No, you have mistaken me
for someone else.
252
00:15:51,906 --> 00:15:54,784
I am looking for
my beloved half-brother,
253
00:15:54,909 --> 00:15:56,494
Jonathan Higgins.
254
00:15:58,955 --> 00:16:00,331
Jonathan?
255
00:16:01,541 --> 00:16:02,750
Dios.
256
00:16:02,875 --> 00:16:05,336
Forgive me for my rude behavior.
257
00:16:05,628 --> 00:16:07,672
Allow me to introduce myself.
258
00:16:07,964 --> 00:16:10,174
I am Don Luis Mongueo.
259
00:16:10,341 --> 00:16:12,593
The last of the royal line.
260
00:16:12,927 --> 00:16:15,471
Heir to the throne
of Costa de Rosa.
261
00:16:28,234 --> 00:16:29,902
[HARP PLAYING]
262
00:16:30,153 --> 00:16:32,822
My grandfather
was King Fernando.
263
00:16:33,114 --> 00:16:36,033
The last Mongueo
to rule Costa de Rosa,
264
00:16:36,242 --> 00:16:39,912
massacred by the revolutionaries,
with his entire family
265
00:16:40,037 --> 00:16:43,541
except for my mother, of course.
266
00:16:44,083 --> 00:16:46,002
- [SNEEZES]
- MAN: Bless you.
267
00:16:48,588 --> 00:16:50,089
Damn plants.
268
00:16:50,423 --> 00:16:51,716
[EXCLAIMS]
269
00:16:55,303 --> 00:16:56,679
Why's he doing this?
270
00:16:56,804 --> 00:16:58,973
I don't know.
But it's Higgins, all right.
271
00:16:59,098 --> 00:17:01,392
Did you hear that accent?
An obvious phony.
272
00:17:01,464 --> 00:17:04,050
You can practically see
the glue on the goatee.
273
00:17:04,145 --> 00:17:06,230
He better hope that President Ibenez
doesn't show up...
274
00:17:06,355 --> 00:17:07,398
Ibenez.
275
00:17:07,482 --> 00:17:09,358
Ibenez, yeah, he better
hope he doesn't show up
276
00:17:09,442 --> 00:17:11,819
while he's doing that phony
imitation of Xavier Cugat.
277
00:17:11,944 --> 00:17:14,530
That could set diplomatic
relations back 20 years.
278
00:17:14,614 --> 00:17:16,282
You're right.
279
00:17:16,532 --> 00:17:19,827
I think it's time for
Don Luis Higgins to retire
280
00:17:19,911 --> 00:17:21,746
before Ibenez arrives.
281
00:17:21,871 --> 00:17:24,665
And that, my dears,
is the end of the saga.
282
00:17:24,957 --> 00:17:26,375
MAN:
Fascinating.
283
00:17:26,834 --> 00:17:28,794
Say goodnight, Higgins.
284
00:17:30,004 --> 00:17:31,547
What is the meaning of this?
285
00:17:31,631 --> 00:17:34,342
Buenas noches. Hasta luego.
Your goatee has slipped.
286
00:17:34,467 --> 00:17:36,761
- Unhand me at once!
- Ooh!
287
00:17:36,886 --> 00:17:39,013
Good indignation.
That was excellent.
288
00:17:39,138 --> 00:17:41,682
Now if you'll just give me my
four Dave Brubeck tickets...
289
00:17:41,807 --> 00:17:43,267
HIGGINS:
Magnum!
290
00:17:45,436 --> 00:17:46,729
Higgins.
291
00:17:47,021 --> 00:17:48,064
Jonathan.
292
00:17:48,356 --> 00:17:50,525
- Don Luis.
- Oh, my God...
293
00:17:50,733 --> 00:17:52,777
- Dios mio.
- Oh, my God!
294
00:17:52,860 --> 00:17:55,196
The president of Costa de Rosa,
295
00:17:56,447 --> 00:17:59,450
His Excellency Manuel Ibenez.
296
00:17:59,534 --> 00:18:00,701
Ibenez.
297
00:18:01,118 --> 00:18:02,954
Oh, my God.
298
00:18:03,663 --> 00:18:05,831
- Manuel...
- Jonathan.
299
00:18:06,499 --> 00:18:07,917
Presidente.
300
00:18:08,543 --> 00:18:09,794
Don Luis?
301
00:18:14,257 --> 00:18:16,926
JAMES:
The Juan Garcia trio.
302
00:18:22,557 --> 00:18:24,976
Juan! Jesus! Julio!
303
00:18:25,142 --> 00:18:27,812
Now, the real music can begin!
304
00:18:31,566 --> 00:18:33,025
Maravilloso.
305
00:18:33,109 --> 00:18:34,944
Come, we need a dance,
Señorita Agatha.
306
00:18:35,152 --> 00:18:36,529
AGATHA:
What?
307
00:18:39,824 --> 00:18:42,243
AGATHA: I'm really not good
with Latin steps.
308
00:18:42,326 --> 00:18:46,163
Ah, you're doing it.
Viva! Viva la danza.
309
00:18:47,373 --> 00:18:50,042
Oh, dear!
Do not fight it,
310
00:18:50,251 --> 00:18:52,295
our hips have minds
of their own.
311
00:18:52,420 --> 00:18:54,714
AGATHA:
Si, si!
312
00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:05,016
Sorry about the trouble
with the tire,
313
00:19:05,850 --> 00:19:08,728
but at least the party's
a big success.
314
00:19:11,647 --> 00:19:13,899
AGATHA:
Viva! Viva!
315
00:19:16,777 --> 00:19:19,196
HIGGINS: How could you possibly
have confused him for me?
316
00:19:19,405 --> 00:19:22,742
The bearing, the mannerisms,
the clear-cut difference in character.
317
00:19:22,867 --> 00:19:25,603
Anyone with the slightest degree
of intelligence and a discerning eye
318
00:19:25,674 --> 00:19:27,697
would know immediately
that the man was an imposter.
319
00:19:27,830 --> 00:19:29,540
He's not an imposter, Higgins.
320
00:19:29,624 --> 00:19:31,959
He told me all along
he was Don Luis Mongueo.
321
00:19:32,084 --> 00:19:35,880
I just didn't realize your father
toured South America in his youth.
322
00:19:36,005 --> 00:19:37,673
Apparently he "toured"
everywhere.
323
00:19:37,757 --> 00:19:39,425
But that is beside the point.
324
00:19:39,550 --> 00:19:41,636
The point is,
between the flat tire and his arrival,
325
00:19:41,719 --> 00:19:44,013
my reception was an
utter and complete disaster.
326
00:19:44,096 --> 00:19:46,432
Oh, I don't know, I thought it was
kind of touching the way he sang,
327
00:19:46,557 --> 00:19:49,018
Don't Cry For Me, Costa de Rosa.
328
00:19:52,188 --> 00:19:55,524
Don Luis Mongueo is a national
bad joke in Costa de Rosa
329
00:19:55,608 --> 00:19:57,818
and an insult to President Ibenez
and his government.
330
00:19:58,027 --> 00:20:00,071
Until I can decide how best
to return him to his home,
331
00:20:00,154 --> 00:20:02,156
I have asked him not
to leave his room.
332
00:20:02,281 --> 00:20:03,908
Don't you think you're
being a little harsh?
333
00:20:03,991 --> 00:20:05,493
He seemed harmless to me.
334
00:20:05,576 --> 00:20:06,872
This no longer concerns you.
335
00:20:06,950 --> 00:20:08,891
You've made quite a mess
out of everything.
336
00:20:09,038 --> 00:20:10,665
Now if you will be kind enough
to leave me alone,
337
00:20:10,748 --> 00:20:12,667
I still have tomorrow
morning's match to attend to.
338
00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:14,043
Okay, okay.
339
00:20:16,754 --> 00:20:18,255
Higgins...
340
00:20:18,923 --> 00:20:20,716
Higgins, you know,
341
00:20:21,092 --> 00:20:24,387
we've been through a lot
together over the years.
342
00:20:24,887 --> 00:20:27,181
And no matter how bad
things have gotten,
343
00:20:27,306 --> 00:20:29,725
no matter how bad they've
gotten I've always known
344
00:20:29,809 --> 00:20:33,646
that I could depend on you to
be a man of honor and integrity.
345
00:20:33,896 --> 00:20:38,651
I mean, you've never once,
never once, not ever, never, ever,
346
00:20:38,734 --> 00:20:42,530
in all the time I've known you,
gone back on your word.
347
00:20:43,406 --> 00:20:47,493
And that's why I know that
you're going to tell me that...
348
00:20:47,576 --> 00:20:49,203
The tickets have been
given to charity.
349
00:20:49,537 --> 00:20:52,164
- No!
- Yes!
350
00:20:53,958 --> 00:20:55,501
Goodnight!
351
00:21:04,359 --> 00:21:07,304
You're completely sold out, huh?
352
00:21:07,555 --> 00:21:11,350
Do you have a waiting list?
Uh-huh. That long, huh?
353
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:13,894
Well, yeah,
you could put me down.
354
00:21:14,019 --> 00:21:15,271
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
355
00:21:15,354 --> 00:21:16,772
Come in.
356
00:21:16,856 --> 00:21:18,607
DON LUIS:
Señor Magnum.
357
00:21:18,733 --> 00:21:21,444
Yeah, four for Thomas Magnum.
358
00:21:21,527 --> 00:21:22,737
Uh-huh.
359
00:21:22,820 --> 00:21:25,197
The day of the concert.
Yeah. Right.
360
00:21:25,281 --> 00:21:27,283
What do you think
my chances are?
361
00:21:27,450 --> 00:21:28,617
Oh...
362
00:21:28,743 --> 00:21:31,495
Well, thanks anyway.
363
00:21:31,746 --> 00:21:35,332
- I am interrupting. I will go back...
- No, no. That's all right.
364
00:21:35,416 --> 00:21:38,794
You want some pizza? Beer?
365
00:21:39,003 --> 00:21:42,214
- You have any sangria?
- [LAUGHS] I'm all out.
366
00:21:42,590 --> 00:21:44,216
Beer is fine.
367
00:21:44,341 --> 00:21:47,887
I have a cousin who was born with
one leg shorter than the other.
368
00:21:48,012 --> 00:21:51,265
He overcame his limp to become a
world renowned flamenco dancer.
369
00:21:51,390 --> 00:21:53,267
Oh. this, uh...
370
00:21:53,476 --> 00:21:56,729
It's the war. I don't like to
talk about it.
371
00:21:57,021 --> 00:21:58,355
Ah.
372
00:21:58,856 --> 00:22:02,902
My brother, Jonathan,
has done very well for himself
373
00:22:03,027 --> 00:22:05,029
to be living
in such a place, yes?
374
00:22:05,112 --> 00:22:06,906
Yeah, I guess so.
375
00:22:10,576 --> 00:22:14,914
It's important to me to learn
as much about him as I can.
376
00:22:15,498 --> 00:22:18,375
Brothers, after all,
should be brothers.
377
00:22:18,501 --> 00:22:21,879
Without family,
there is nothing.
378
00:22:22,004 --> 00:22:23,506
Uh, Don Luis...
379
00:22:23,589 --> 00:22:25,800
You think I am being
overly sentimental.
380
00:22:26,008 --> 00:22:27,468
No.
381
00:22:28,928 --> 00:22:30,763
Perhaps, being an orphan,
382
00:22:30,888 --> 00:22:33,432
I am more sensitive to
these matters than most.
383
00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:41,190
You know, there are those,
who do not believe that my mother,
384
00:22:41,816 --> 00:22:45,736
the lovely Dona Ana,
survived the massacre.
385
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:52,201
Yeah, I had heard there was
some discrepancies.
386
00:22:53,828 --> 00:22:58,040
Some day I intend to restore
the good name of Mongueo
387
00:22:58,123 --> 00:23:00,209
in the hearts of my countrymen.
388
00:23:00,417 --> 00:23:03,504
But for now, it is my brother
I am interested in.
389
00:23:05,089 --> 00:23:06,423
Well,
390
00:23:06,549 --> 00:23:08,968
I think if there's something
you want to know about Higgins,
391
00:23:09,051 --> 00:23:10,427
you should ask him.
392
00:23:10,511 --> 00:23:11,971
I have.
393
00:23:12,555 --> 00:23:14,849
Unfortunately, he is...
394
00:23:14,932 --> 00:23:16,559
Stubborn.
395
00:23:18,102 --> 00:23:19,645
Proud.
396
00:23:20,312 --> 00:23:22,439
I expected no less of him.
397
00:23:23,107 --> 00:23:26,443
But one day, I hope to melt
the ice barrier between us
398
00:23:26,527 --> 00:23:29,530
that keeps us both
isolated and alone.
399
00:23:29,905 --> 00:23:37,121
I will, how you say,
come clean with you, Mr. Magnum.
400
00:23:37,246 --> 00:23:39,874
- Thomas.
- Tomas!
401
00:23:40,124 --> 00:23:42,877
I came here tonight to hire you.
402
00:23:44,670 --> 00:23:45,880
Hire me?
403
00:23:47,506 --> 00:23:52,386
Teach me this game which so occupies
my brother's heart and mind.
404
00:23:52,803 --> 00:23:54,179
Chess?
405
00:23:55,389 --> 00:23:58,309
To tell you the truth,
I really don't know much about it.
406
00:23:58,434 --> 00:24:00,477
Perhaps through this game
407
00:24:00,686 --> 00:24:03,814
I can find a way to bring the Mongueos
and the Higginses back together.
408
00:24:08,235 --> 00:24:11,697
I could teach you
my Uncle Lyle's Castle Blitz.
409
00:24:12,323 --> 00:24:13,699
Prepare the board.
410
00:24:13,949 --> 00:24:17,828
And damned be he who
first cries, basta! No mas!
411
00:24:18,078 --> 00:24:19,455
[SNEEZES]
412
00:24:20,039 --> 00:24:21,665
Damn plants.
413
00:24:21,874 --> 00:24:23,459
Bless you.
414
00:24:25,794 --> 00:24:28,422
MAGNUM: Something I've
discovered living in paradise.
415
00:24:28,547 --> 00:24:31,467
You can't really hold onto
resentment very long.
416
00:24:31,550 --> 00:24:35,596
Sure, I was annoyed at Higgins for not
giving me the tickets to the concert.
417
00:24:36,055 --> 00:24:38,515
But, there would be
other concerts.
418
00:24:42,144 --> 00:24:46,148
In the meantime, I guess I had a client
and a lead to follow up on.
419
00:24:47,191 --> 00:24:49,985
There had been four
threatening letters to Ibenez
420
00:24:50,110 --> 00:24:52,905
all with the same
post office box numbers.
421
00:24:53,030 --> 00:24:54,865
His security chief,
Alan Johnson,
422
00:24:54,990 --> 00:24:56,742
had been unable to get
the name and address
423
00:24:56,825 --> 00:24:59,286
of the person
who had rented that box.
424
00:25:10,047 --> 00:25:11,507
Anybody there?
425
00:25:11,966 --> 00:25:13,300
[KNOCKING ON WALL]
426
00:25:13,717 --> 00:25:15,010
Hello?
427
00:25:17,096 --> 00:25:18,389
Yeah?
428
00:25:18,514 --> 00:25:19,974
Hi.
429
00:25:20,808 --> 00:25:24,603
I need to change the address
on my post office box.
430
00:25:24,728 --> 00:25:27,147
It's number AJ 8085.
431
00:25:29,566 --> 00:25:32,820
I'm sorry I didn't know anybody
was standing right there.
432
00:25:35,322 --> 00:25:37,783
This month's box rent is late.
433
00:25:38,033 --> 00:25:39,326
Oh.
434
00:25:39,576 --> 00:25:42,788
I thought I'd paid that one...
How much was that, again?
435
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:46,250
Fifteen dollars
and thirty-five cents.
436
00:25:46,667 --> 00:25:48,043
Fifteen...
437
00:25:50,504 --> 00:25:51,922
there you go.
438
00:25:53,757 --> 00:25:57,511
Just cross out your previous address
and write the new one on the back.
439
00:25:57,803 --> 00:25:59,263
Right, yeah.
440
00:26:04,852 --> 00:26:06,228
There you are.
441
00:26:08,439 --> 00:26:09,898
Thank you.
442
00:26:10,607 --> 00:26:12,526
WOMAN: What happened
to your leg?
443
00:26:21,118 --> 00:26:24,747
What makes you think there's
something wrong with my leg?
444
00:26:24,955 --> 00:26:27,249
Did it ever occur to you
that maybe, just maybe,
445
00:26:27,335 --> 00:26:28,709
I don't want to talk about it?
446
00:26:28,792 --> 00:26:30,794
That it might just bring up
unhappy memories?
447
00:26:30,878 --> 00:26:33,839
Or that I'm just plain sick
and tired of everybody I meet
448
00:26:33,922 --> 00:26:35,841
asking me,
"What happened to your leg?"
449
00:26:35,924 --> 00:26:37,718
Did that ever occur to you?
450
00:26:40,637 --> 00:26:42,347
Have a nice day.
451
00:26:42,556 --> 00:26:45,893
MAGNUM: I was beginning to think
that fate was definitely on my side.
452
00:26:46,268 --> 00:26:48,020
Not only in getting
even with Higgins
453
00:26:48,116 --> 00:26:50,076
but with finding the assassin.
454
00:26:50,189 --> 00:26:52,691
I mean, I was almost embarrassed
to have to tell Johnson
455
00:26:52,775 --> 00:26:55,027
how easy it had been to get
the address of the man
456
00:26:55,110 --> 00:26:57,571
who had rented
the post office box number.
457
00:27:09,333 --> 00:27:12,044
And the way the guy had left
his things in his room,
458
00:27:12,252 --> 00:27:15,756
he'd made finding out his identity
embarrassingly simple as well.
459
00:27:15,923 --> 00:27:18,258
I no longer thought
fate was on my side,
460
00:27:18,383 --> 00:27:19,968
I knew it.
461
00:27:20,302 --> 00:27:22,638
But then fate has ways of
reminding you
462
00:27:22,721 --> 00:27:25,390
that it's never as easy
as it seems.
463
00:27:43,158 --> 00:27:44,701
Don Luis?
464
00:27:47,871 --> 00:27:49,123
Higgins?
465
00:27:51,500 --> 00:27:53,627
- Higgins. Where's Don Luis?
- He's gone.
466
00:27:53,752 --> 00:27:55,170
Where did he go?
When will he be back?
467
00:27:55,254 --> 00:27:56,755
I don't know and he won't.
468
00:27:56,839 --> 00:27:58,298
What?
469
00:27:58,507 --> 00:28:00,384
Higgins! this is important!
470
00:28:00,467 --> 00:28:02,261
I informed him that
he had to leave. He did.
471
00:28:02,344 --> 00:28:04,096
I have my second match
in 25 minutes
472
00:28:04,179 --> 00:28:05,722
and I do not intend
to waste any of them
473
00:28:05,806 --> 00:28:07,683
on further, pointless
discussion of Don Luis.
474
00:28:07,808 --> 00:28:09,184
But he could be
in serious trouble.
475
00:28:09,268 --> 00:28:11,854
Then that, I'm afraid,
is his problem.
476
00:28:18,420 --> 00:28:20,821
COMMENTATOR: ...certainly this is
one of the most popular matches
477
00:28:20,904 --> 00:28:22,948
of the second day
of the tournament.
478
00:28:23,157 --> 00:28:27,161
The winner will emerge as one of the
overall leaders in the standings.
479
00:28:27,369 --> 00:28:29,496
RICK: Come on, Laurie,
it should be easy.
480
00:28:29,580 --> 00:28:32,666
I can't get off early tomorrow, Rick.
Rules are rules.
481
00:28:32,749 --> 00:28:34,209
Look, Laurie,
482
00:28:34,334 --> 00:28:36,420
my buddy has got tickets to
the Dave Brubeck concert.
483
00:28:36,545 --> 00:28:38,172
I mean, everything's all set up.
484
00:28:38,255 --> 00:28:40,382
Can't you just talk to
your manager or something?
485
00:28:40,465 --> 00:28:42,718
Look, I'll try. Okay?
486
00:28:42,801 --> 00:28:44,386
Oh. that's great, baby.
487
00:28:44,469 --> 00:28:45,971
- Excuse me.
- Excuse me.
488
00:28:46,096 --> 00:28:48,140
- Rick.
- What took you so long?
489
00:28:48,223 --> 00:28:50,976
I thought I asked you to keep
an eye on Higgins till I got here.
490
00:28:51,101 --> 00:28:52,477
I am. He's right there.
491
00:28:52,561 --> 00:28:54,938
The hotel put monitors in here so
we could watch the chess tournament.
492
00:28:55,022 --> 00:28:57,524
- Pretty good idea, huh?
- Oh, yeah.
493
00:28:58,233 --> 00:29:02,905
Listen, I got to talk
to you about...
494
00:29:02,988 --> 00:29:04,489
What's he doing?
495
00:29:04,573 --> 00:29:07,075
- Playing chess.
- I know that...
496
00:29:07,451 --> 00:29:09,995
COMMENTATOR: Tilden is studying
the board in bewilderment. He's...
497
00:29:10,454 --> 00:29:11,622
What's going on?
498
00:29:11,747 --> 00:29:13,081
That's what I'd like to know.
499
00:29:13,248 --> 00:29:15,876
He's acknowledging checkmate.
The official is checking and...
500
00:29:15,959 --> 00:29:18,295
Yes, checkmate!
Extraordinary!
501
00:29:18,378 --> 00:29:20,547
Jonathan Higgins has set
a new tournament record.
502
00:29:20,671 --> 00:29:22,621
Checkmate in seven moves!
503
00:29:22,841 --> 00:29:24,134
He won in seven moves!
504
00:29:24,218 --> 00:29:26,970
That's the Castle Blitz.
I got to find Higgins.
505
00:29:27,054 --> 00:29:28,222
He's right there, Thomas.
506
00:29:28,305 --> 00:29:29,640
No, I don't have time
to explain right now.
507
00:29:29,714 --> 00:29:31,090
Stay here and keep an eye on Don Luis.
508
00:29:31,186 --> 00:29:32,910
It's real important.
Don't let him out of your sight.
509
00:29:33,026 --> 00:29:34,069
Where is he?
510
00:29:34,228 --> 00:29:37,022
He's taking a bow.
And don't let him see you either.
511
00:29:37,105 --> 00:29:39,524
...from his
incredible accomplishment.
512
00:29:43,195 --> 00:29:47,032
That's Higgins, isn't it?
Thomas? Th...
513
00:29:48,325 --> 00:29:52,079
MAGNUM: All right, maybe Higgins had
been acting very unlike Higgins lately.
514
00:29:52,204 --> 00:29:53,789
But one thing I knew for sure,
515
00:29:53,914 --> 00:29:55,999
he would never resort
to using a trick
516
00:29:56,208 --> 00:29:58,252
like Uncle Lyle's Castle Blitz,
517
00:29:58,377 --> 00:30:01,380
especially with the entire
chess world watching.
518
00:30:03,799 --> 00:30:05,300
Higgins!
519
00:30:09,304 --> 00:30:10,847
Higgins!
520
00:30:12,307 --> 00:30:14,101
[KNOCKING]
You in there?
521
00:30:26,196 --> 00:30:27,781
Higgins?
522
00:30:30,617 --> 00:30:32,411
Higgins, you up there?
523
00:30:33,996 --> 00:30:35,706
MAGNUM:
Which meant only one thing,
524
00:30:35,914 --> 00:30:38,208
that the Higgins at the chess
tournament wasn't really Higgins.
525
00:30:38,292 --> 00:30:39,876
He was Don Luis.
526
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:42,546
Which solved the problem
of where Don Luis was.
527
00:30:42,629 --> 00:30:45,924
And that left me with only
one tripartite question.
528
00:30:46,008 --> 00:30:48,885
Who was Don Luis and why was
he doing all these things.
529
00:30:49,052 --> 00:30:50,721
And where
had he stashed Higgins?
530
00:30:52,014 --> 00:30:53,473
Higgins?
531
00:30:53,849 --> 00:30:55,309
[MUFFLED VOICE]
532
00:30:56,643 --> 00:30:58,103
[MUFFLED VOICE]
533
00:31:06,820 --> 00:31:09,239
- Higgins, what happened?
- [MUMBLING]
534
00:31:10,032 --> 00:31:13,535
How could I look for you when
I didn't know you were missing?
535
00:31:14,745 --> 00:31:17,456
I'm going as fast as I can.
536
00:31:17,539 --> 00:31:19,124
[MUMBLING]
537
00:31:19,207 --> 00:31:22,127
I don't know, it seemed more likely
you'd be in the house somewhere.
538
00:31:22,210 --> 00:31:24,546
Any investigator worth his salt
539
00:31:24,629 --> 00:31:27,507
would have thought
to look here first.
540
00:31:34,514 --> 00:31:36,141
Higgins!
541
00:31:36,433 --> 00:31:38,602
I can't talk now,
I'm two hours late for my match.
542
00:31:38,685 --> 00:31:40,228
- I can only throw myself...
- You won.
543
00:31:40,312 --> 00:31:42,606
- ...on the mercy of the judges and...
- You won!
544
00:31:43,231 --> 00:31:44,900
In seven moves.
545
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:46,485
Seven.
546
00:31:46,735 --> 00:31:49,529
Don Luis disguised himself
as you and won the match.
547
00:31:50,697 --> 00:31:52,741
The Uncle Lyle Blitz!
548
00:31:52,949 --> 00:31:54,159
The Castle Blitz...
549
00:31:54,242 --> 00:31:56,203
Never mind that right now.
550
00:31:58,497 --> 00:32:00,248
I've been disgraced.
551
00:32:00,457 --> 00:32:02,209
You sneezed.
552
00:32:02,292 --> 00:32:04,336
What of it?
It's very dusty in there.
553
00:32:06,296 --> 00:32:07,839
Stop that.
What in God's name are you doing?
554
00:32:08,048 --> 00:32:10,133
I'm sorry, but there's something
I have to talk to you about.
555
00:32:10,258 --> 00:32:13,053
Something very important and I can't
do it until I can be sure who you are.
556
00:32:13,136 --> 00:32:16,098
Don't be ridiculous.
You know perfectly well who I...
557
00:32:17,875 --> 00:32:20,018
Tell me a story.
The Gunga Din story.
558
00:32:20,102 --> 00:32:22,437
For God's sake, Magnum
this is hardly the time.
559
00:32:22,521 --> 00:32:24,815
If you're Higgins,
anytime is the time.
560
00:32:24,898 --> 00:32:27,192
The Gunga Din story now.
561
00:32:30,946 --> 00:32:32,531
Malaysia, 1943.
562
00:32:32,614 --> 00:32:34,908
Our regiment was hopelessly outnumbered,
and we faced certain death.
563
00:32:34,991 --> 00:32:36,785
In our ranks was a young
Lieutenant lan Bowerly,
564
00:32:36,868 --> 00:32:38,995
and during the lull in the
battle he recited, Gunga Din.
565
00:32:39,079 --> 00:32:41,540
I suppose to keep up our courage
for facing the inevitable,
566
00:32:41,623 --> 00:32:43,542
his eloquent recitation
grew increasingly louder,
567
00:32:43,625 --> 00:32:45,168
until it thundered
through the jungle.
568
00:32:45,252 --> 00:32:47,212
To our amazement,
the Japanese troops walked forward.
569
00:32:47,337 --> 00:32:49,506
Though they spoke no English
they were entranced by the poem.
570
00:32:49,589 --> 00:32:52,384
They allowed us all to leave the area
unharmed except for poor Mr. Bowerly.
571
00:32:52,467 --> 00:32:54,970
As we made our escape, we could hear
him reciting other kipling favorites,
572
00:32:55,053 --> 00:32:56,263
literally for miles.
573
00:32:56,346 --> 00:32:57,931
To this day,
his fate remains unknown.
574
00:32:58,014 --> 00:32:59,558
Thank you. I believe
your half-brother
575
00:32:59,683 --> 00:33:02,185
is going to assassinate the
president of Costa de Rosa.
576
00:33:07,149 --> 00:33:09,359
PRESIDENT:
An extraordinary performance.
577
00:33:09,734 --> 00:33:12,154
I've followed tournament play
for many years.
578
00:33:12,237 --> 00:33:16,408
Never have I seen such audacity
as to use a child's move.
579
00:33:16,950 --> 00:33:19,953
The "rook-flank entrapment"
as you call it.
580
00:33:20,203 --> 00:33:22,914
I must admit you have created
quite a stir here, today.
581
00:33:22,998 --> 00:33:25,584
Yes, well, I knew
it would only work once
582
00:33:25,667 --> 00:33:29,337
so I used it against
my most formidable opponent.
583
00:33:29,421 --> 00:33:32,549
I'm quite certain that the entire
chess world will be debating
584
00:33:32,674 --> 00:33:36,803
such a show of style versus
content for many years to come.
585
00:33:36,887 --> 00:33:39,097
Excuse me, Mr. President.
You wanted to freshen up
586
00:33:39,222 --> 00:33:41,141
for the reception here
at the hotel this evening.
587
00:33:41,266 --> 00:33:43,351
Yes. Thank you, Alan.
588
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:45,770
Thank you for
a most enjoyable afternoon.
589
00:33:45,854 --> 00:33:47,731
I should freshen up as well.
590
00:33:47,814 --> 00:33:50,317
Perhaps you'd like to have
a drink in my quarters
591
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:53,111
and discuss the
"rook-flank" in more detail.
592
00:33:53,236 --> 00:33:55,572
Oh, no, no. I am only
a very interested amateur.
593
00:33:55,655 --> 00:33:58,783
But even I, my friend,
have already mastered
594
00:33:58,950 --> 00:34:02,245
all the details of
the "rook-flank entrapment."
595
00:34:14,883 --> 00:34:16,301
PRESIDENT:
Sixth floor, please.
596
00:34:35,403 --> 00:34:37,781
I'll see you later,
Mr. President.
597
00:34:37,906 --> 00:34:39,658
Certainly, Jonathan.
598
00:34:49,209 --> 00:34:51,169
PRESIDENT:
In an hour, Johnson.
599
00:35:11,106 --> 00:35:15,068
MAGNUM: "My lineage being what it is,
of royal stock and origin
600
00:35:15,277 --> 00:35:19,239
has naturally made me something
of an outcast in my own country."
601
00:35:19,364 --> 00:35:20,991
You're not going
to find any clue
602
00:35:21,116 --> 00:35:23,159
in a book
he just left lying around.
603
00:35:23,368 --> 00:35:25,662
- Perhaps, further back.
- Clearly, anything of interest to us
604
00:35:25,745 --> 00:35:27,289
is going to be found
in his locked suitcase.
605
00:35:27,372 --> 00:35:28,707
If you would help me
with the lock.
606
00:35:28,790 --> 00:35:30,709
"Should I fail in my attempt
607
00:35:30,792 --> 00:35:33,503
to thwart the evildoers who
plot against my country..."
608
00:35:33,587 --> 00:35:35,005
I don't see why
you won't pick this lock.
609
00:35:35,088 --> 00:35:36,965
You do it for anyone else
at the drop of a hat.
610
00:35:37,048 --> 00:35:40,010
"...a conspiracy to murder
our great president
611
00:35:40,135 --> 00:35:42,470
led by his trusted servant,
Alan Johnson."
612
00:35:42,554 --> 00:35:43,847
This is it, Higgins.
613
00:35:43,930 --> 00:35:45,849
He did leave this for us to find.
614
00:35:46,057 --> 00:35:49,060
Now, listen. "In the event of
my death for I am quite certain
615
00:35:49,144 --> 00:35:52,230
that Johnson knows I am
onto his plot to plant a bomb
616
00:35:52,397 --> 00:35:54,232
in His Excellency's car.
617
00:35:54,316 --> 00:35:56,568
My only hope is to be
remembered by my countrymen
618
00:35:56,693 --> 00:35:58,111
as a patriot and a hero."
619
00:35:58,194 --> 00:36:00,614
Do you think it's possible he's
setting up Alan Johnson to take a fall?
620
00:36:00,780 --> 00:36:02,073
You've spent time with him.
621
00:36:02,157 --> 00:36:03,742
How would you describe
Don Luis Mongueo?
622
00:36:03,950 --> 00:36:05,160
Romantic. An idealist.
623
00:36:05,243 --> 00:36:08,163
Exactly. The worst he could be accused
of is murdering the English language.
624
00:36:08,288 --> 00:36:10,498
I don't think he would
entrap anyone unfairly.
625
00:36:10,665 --> 00:36:14,085
Yes! So we have to assume that
he's going to try and stop Johnson.
626
00:36:14,252 --> 00:36:17,464
That's why he disguised himself as you
and went to the chess tournament.
627
00:36:17,547 --> 00:36:19,341
Here, let me take
a look at that.
628
00:36:32,479 --> 00:36:34,564
Photographs of me.
629
00:36:37,150 --> 00:36:39,736
These look like blow-ups from the
negatives I found in the dark room.
630
00:36:39,819 --> 00:36:41,863
He's been doing a character
study of you, Higgins.
631
00:36:46,284 --> 00:36:48,536
And not a bad idea, at that.
632
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:03,510
[BEEPING]
633
00:37:21,486 --> 00:37:24,030
Thank God for my amateur
theatrical background.
634
00:37:24,197 --> 00:37:25,615
Does this look all right?
635
00:37:25,699 --> 00:37:27,367
Why are you doing this?
636
00:37:27,575 --> 00:37:29,577
Because Don Luis
is impersonating me
637
00:37:29,661 --> 00:37:31,371
and if he's right,
we don't want to blow his cover.
638
00:37:31,454 --> 00:37:32,580
Of course.
639
00:37:32,789 --> 00:37:34,332
Now, I'll try to draw
Johnson away
640
00:37:34,416 --> 00:37:37,335
while you convince Don Luis to turn
this matter over to the authorities.
641
00:37:37,544 --> 00:37:41,131
I cannot believe
I didn't see this right away.
642
00:37:41,423 --> 00:37:43,091
There was no way
you could have known.
643
00:37:43,174 --> 00:37:45,510
He is a consummate professional.
He had us all fooled.
644
00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:47,220
No, but leading...
645
00:37:47,429 --> 00:37:49,973
Leading me to that address and
from there to the boarding house.
646
00:37:50,056 --> 00:37:51,433
It was all too easy.
647
00:37:51,641 --> 00:37:53,935
Of course with my training
and perhaps more to the point,
648
00:37:54,018 --> 00:37:56,187
the same genetic makeup
as it were,
649
00:37:56,271 --> 00:37:57,814
I should have been
alerted the moment
650
00:37:57,889 --> 00:38:00,567
he appeared as an overly
flamboyant popinjay.
651
00:38:00,859 --> 00:38:03,069
- Popinjay?
- Dandy, coxcomb, fop.
652
00:38:03,171 --> 00:38:06,740
I should have realized immediately that
he was playing a role, misdirecting us.
653
00:38:07,073 --> 00:38:09,075
You're not talking about
Alan Johnson.
654
00:38:09,367 --> 00:38:12,912
I am talking about El Mongueo.
655
00:38:13,204 --> 00:38:15,457
Your goatee is crooked.
656
00:38:20,545 --> 00:38:22,172
[DON LUIS SNEEZING]
657
00:38:22,589 --> 00:38:24,799
Would you like to have them
removed, Jonathan?
658
00:38:24,883 --> 00:38:26,509
- What?
- The flowers.
659
00:38:26,634 --> 00:38:28,470
Would you like to have them
removed from the table?
660
00:38:28,553 --> 00:38:30,013
They seem to be
a problem for you.
661
00:38:30,096 --> 00:38:32,140
No, no.
I just have a cold.
662
00:38:32,223 --> 00:38:34,058
We should be leaving.
663
00:38:34,350 --> 00:38:36,478
Yes, of course.
Excuse me, Jonathan.
664
00:38:36,561 --> 00:38:39,355
Leaving? To go where?
665
00:38:39,564 --> 00:38:43,109
I'm afraid I can't be totally
unofficial while I'm here.
666
00:38:43,193 --> 00:38:45,653
A quick courtesy visit
to your governor.
667
00:38:45,737 --> 00:38:48,782
Oh, I'm gonna have to meet you
at the car, Mr. Presidente.
668
00:38:48,865 --> 00:38:51,868
The gift you were going to give
to the governor I left in my room.
669
00:38:51,951 --> 00:38:53,244
PRESIDENT:
Yes, of course.
670
00:38:53,328 --> 00:38:55,205
The limousine will be
at the side entrance.
671
00:38:55,288 --> 00:38:56,790
JOHNSON:
Five minutes.
672
00:39:07,091 --> 00:39:09,761
Jonathan, as always,
a great pleasure.
673
00:39:09,928 --> 00:39:11,429
Mr. President.
674
00:39:13,848 --> 00:39:15,475
Excuse me.
675
00:39:32,967 --> 00:39:36,329
- Rickey! He said it's okay!
- What?
676
00:39:36,454 --> 00:39:38,164
Margie's gonna fill in for me.
677
00:39:38,248 --> 00:39:39,624
What're you talking about?
678
00:39:39,833 --> 00:39:42,210
The Dave Brubeck concert.
Are we going or not?
679
00:39:42,293 --> 00:39:44,796
Oh, great.
Yeah, that's not a problem.
680
00:39:44,879 --> 00:39:46,464
Hey, what have you
done to your hair?
681
00:39:46,548 --> 00:39:49,259
It's part of my disguise.
Look, I can't talk to you right now.
682
00:39:52,053 --> 00:39:53,680
Great, just great.
683
00:39:58,017 --> 00:39:59,185
Rick.
684
00:40:02,313 --> 00:40:04,148
You might've told me
you found Don Luis.
685
00:40:04,232 --> 00:40:06,734
- This isn't Don Luis.
- No, it most certainly is not.
686
00:40:06,943 --> 00:40:07,861
Higgins?
687
00:40:08,027 --> 00:40:09,988
Where's Don Luis?
688
00:40:10,238 --> 00:40:11,906
He followed Ibenez to his room,
689
00:40:11,990 --> 00:40:13,992
came back down here,
then Ibenez left again.
690
00:40:14,158 --> 00:40:15,326
Left? to go where?
691
00:40:15,535 --> 00:40:17,245
To his limo,
at the side entrance.
692
00:40:17,328 --> 00:40:18,538
MAGNUM:
With Johnson?
693
00:40:18,621 --> 00:40:21,374
Thomas, that's the weird part.
Johnson disappeared into that stairwell,
694
00:40:21,457 --> 00:40:23,167
and then Don Luis followed him.
695
00:40:24,168 --> 00:40:26,629
- I'll check on the roof.
- I'll try to intercept Ibenez.
696
00:40:26,838 --> 00:40:29,424
Wait a minute...
Thomas, Thomas!
697
00:40:42,145 --> 00:40:45,023
Johnson! Johnson!
698
00:40:45,982 --> 00:40:48,443
Show yourself if you are a man!
699
00:40:48,610 --> 00:40:51,738
Fight this battle in the open
where you can be seen!
700
00:41:03,958 --> 00:41:05,376
Johnson!
701
00:41:44,707 --> 00:41:46,501
Get in the car.
702
00:41:52,715 --> 00:41:56,928
Presidente! There's a bomb!
Run! A bomb! Quickly!
703
00:42:03,851 --> 00:42:04,978
[GROANS]
704
00:42:06,104 --> 00:42:07,355
[GRUNTS]
705
00:42:15,321 --> 00:42:17,907
I'm all right, thank you.
Thank you. I'm all right.
706
00:42:18,408 --> 00:42:21,077
The assassin has failed,
Presidente.
707
00:42:21,327 --> 00:42:23,788
Don Luis Mongueo has saved you.
708
00:42:23,871 --> 00:42:26,040
I am your humblest servant.
709
00:42:26,332 --> 00:42:28,251
No, you are my friend, Don Luis.
710
00:42:28,376 --> 00:42:31,004
You saved my life.
Thank you.
711
00:42:37,385 --> 00:42:39,804
RICK: That goatee looks
as good as your real one.
712
00:42:39,929 --> 00:42:41,806
Jonathan is letting me borrow it
713
00:42:41,889 --> 00:42:43,641
since I had to shave mine off.
714
00:42:43,766 --> 00:42:49,188
I wouldn't want to return home
unmasked, uh, so to speak.
715
00:42:49,313 --> 00:42:51,733
It's so terribly exciting.
716
00:42:51,816 --> 00:42:54,027
Going home to a hero's welcome.
717
00:42:54,193 --> 00:42:59,032
Yes. A very generous gesture
on Presidente Ibenez's part,
718
00:42:59,449 --> 00:43:03,745
however, I must confess
both to him and Jonathan,
719
00:43:03,995 --> 00:43:07,457
I am no hero
and cannot accept the honor.
720
00:43:07,582 --> 00:43:10,043
Of course you're a hero.
721
00:43:10,418 --> 00:43:13,171
I'm afraid events
proved otherwise.
722
00:43:13,504 --> 00:43:15,006
What're you talking about?
723
00:43:17,633 --> 00:43:19,510
You don't remember
disarming Johnson?
724
00:43:21,220 --> 00:43:22,472
I?
725
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:24,640
After the bomb went off,
Johnson pulled a gun.
726
00:43:24,724 --> 00:43:25,975
Yeah, you don't remember this?
727
00:43:27,060 --> 00:43:28,352
No.
728
00:43:28,561 --> 00:43:30,229
He was going to shoot Ibenez.
729
00:43:30,313 --> 00:43:32,231
You jumped him,
you wrestled the gun away from him,
730
00:43:32,315 --> 00:43:35,068
without any regard whatsoever
for your own personal safety.
731
00:43:35,151 --> 00:43:37,028
Thomas had to hold you back.
732
00:43:37,111 --> 00:43:39,197
You were willing to give up
your own life for your country.
733
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:41,157
I can't think of a better
definition of a hero.
734
00:43:43,743 --> 00:43:45,119
I don't recall.
735
00:43:46,162 --> 00:43:47,914
- Must've been the hit on the head.
- Mmm-hmm.
736
00:43:48,039 --> 00:43:49,415
Temporary amnesia.
737
00:43:51,751 --> 00:43:53,586
Your car is ready.
738
00:44:00,802 --> 00:44:02,553
You'll come to visit again?
739
00:44:02,678 --> 00:44:04,680
You must come to visit me.
740
00:44:04,931 --> 00:44:07,016
I want to show you
that Mongueo hospitality
741
00:44:07,100 --> 00:44:10,019
is not so different
from Higgins' hospitality.
742
00:44:10,269 --> 00:44:12,021
Viva Costa de Rosa.
743
00:44:12,105 --> 00:44:14,816
Viva Albert Stanley Higgins.
744
00:44:15,441 --> 00:44:17,026
Hear, hear.
745
00:44:28,162 --> 00:44:30,081
Adios, Mr. Magnum.
746
00:44:30,248 --> 00:44:31,624
Tomas.
747
00:44:32,375 --> 00:44:34,043
Tomas.
748
00:44:40,216 --> 00:44:42,844
Higgins? Aren't you going
to see him out?
749
00:44:44,178 --> 00:44:45,555
Hmm?
750
00:44:45,847 --> 00:44:50,059
Oh, um, no. No. I promised
to demonstrate to Agatha
751
00:44:50,143 --> 00:44:53,813
the brilliant chess maneuver I had
planned to use at the tournament.
752
00:44:54,939 --> 00:44:56,357
Oh. Incidentally,
753
00:44:56,482 --> 00:44:59,193
I carelessly forgot to send
these concert tickets off
754
00:44:59,277 --> 00:45:01,904
to the charity organization
as I had intended.
755
00:45:01,988 --> 00:45:03,447
Since the concert
is this evening,
756
00:45:03,531 --> 00:45:05,575
it is far too late
to send them now.
757
00:45:07,326 --> 00:45:08,870
If you would like to use them.
758
00:45:12,915 --> 00:45:14,375
You sure you're all right?
759
00:45:14,667 --> 00:45:15,960
Quite.
760
00:45:16,669 --> 00:45:18,004
[SNEEZES]
761
00:45:20,214 --> 00:45:22,008
Damn plants!