1 00:00:00,128 --> 00:00:03,584 I am looking for my beloved half-brother, Jonathan Higgins. 2 00:00:05,002 --> 00:00:06,044 [SCREAMS] 3 00:00:07,296 --> 00:00:08,505 - How's he doing this? - I don't know, 4 00:00:08,714 --> 00:00:10,174 but it's Higgins all right. 5 00:00:10,257 --> 00:00:12,509 Unhand me at once. Ooh! 6 00:00:12,718 --> 00:00:14,595 - HIGGINS: Magnum. - MAGNUM: Higgins? 7 00:00:14,803 --> 00:00:16,430 - Jonathan. - Don Luis. 8 00:00:16,638 --> 00:00:17,347 Oh, my God. 9 00:00:17,556 --> 00:00:20,684 Don Luis Mongueo is a national bad joke in Costa de Rosa, 10 00:00:20,767 --> 00:00:22,811 and an insult to President Ibenez and his government. 11 00:00:22,978 --> 00:00:23,937 Higgins, what happened? 12 00:00:24,104 --> 00:00:25,105 [MUMBLING] 13 00:00:26,398 --> 00:00:28,317 - What's going on? - MAGNUM: That's what I'd like to know. 14 00:02:05,759 --> 00:02:07,624 [FLAMENCO MUSIC PLAYING] 15 00:02:26,727 --> 00:02:28,437 Gracias, Maria. 16 00:03:05,349 --> 00:03:07,768 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 17 00:03:12,689 --> 00:03:15,400 [MAN SHOUTING IN SPANISH] 18 00:03:24,993 --> 00:03:27,245 [MEN CHUCKLING] 19 00:04:19,589 --> 00:04:20,549 [SCREAMS] 20 00:04:28,726 --> 00:04:30,183 Don't be afraid, my dear. 21 00:04:30,267 --> 00:04:33,019 My name is Albert Stanley Higgins and I'm here to help you. 22 00:04:51,413 --> 00:04:53,331 MAGNUM: Spending hours staring at Higgins 23 00:04:53,415 --> 00:04:55,709 is not exactly my idea of fun. 24 00:04:55,792 --> 00:04:59,254 But when the face staring back at me is red and resigned to defeat, 25 00:04:59,337 --> 00:05:03,508 then time wasted with Higgins can actually be described as enjoyable. 26 00:05:03,717 --> 00:05:07,012 In his ordered little world, there's a rule to cover everything, 27 00:05:07,137 --> 00:05:09,431 from fighting a war to watering the flowers. 28 00:05:09,556 --> 00:05:12,517 Following the rules is far more important than the reason for them. 29 00:05:12,601 --> 00:05:15,145 There are even rules for following the rules. 30 00:05:15,270 --> 00:05:18,857 And when you dare to vary from his interpretation of the rules, 31 00:05:18,982 --> 00:05:21,067 Higgins gets unruly. 32 00:05:21,985 --> 00:05:23,612 This is an outrage. 33 00:05:24,571 --> 00:05:26,615 It's also checkmate... Again. 34 00:05:26,823 --> 00:05:28,700 It's not a checkmate. You cheated! 35 00:05:28,825 --> 00:05:30,786 That's five games to one, my favor. 36 00:05:30,911 --> 00:05:32,829 That calls for a congratulatory cigar. 37 00:05:33,497 --> 00:05:35,207 [EXCLAIMING] 38 00:05:35,332 --> 00:05:38,335 Perhaps this excruciating pain will be a reminder to you 39 00:05:38,418 --> 00:05:41,546 the next time you and your friends consider tearing up the estate grounds 40 00:05:41,630 --> 00:05:43,048 with one of your childish games. 41 00:05:43,131 --> 00:05:45,634 Over-the-line is not a childish game and I want a cigar! 42 00:05:45,759 --> 00:05:47,010 No, you don't deserve one. 43 00:05:47,093 --> 00:05:49,054 You refuse to employ the maneuvers I gave you. 44 00:05:49,179 --> 00:05:52,307 Higgins, how am I supposed to win if I let you pick my offenses? 45 00:05:52,390 --> 00:05:55,310 For the last time, we are not competing. 46 00:05:55,393 --> 00:05:57,020 I desperately need practice 47 00:05:57,103 --> 00:05:59,481 against the favorite attacks of the grandmasters. 48 00:05:59,564 --> 00:06:00,649 [BUZZING] 49 00:06:00,732 --> 00:06:02,484 Grandmasters do not resort to amateurish tricks 50 00:06:02,651 --> 00:06:04,611 - like the Rook Blitz! - Castle Blitz. 51 00:06:04,736 --> 00:06:07,322 And Uncle Lyle never lost a game after he came up with... 52 00:06:07,405 --> 00:06:08,490 [BUZZING] 53 00:06:08,573 --> 00:06:09,991 - Aren't you going to answer that? - No. 54 00:06:10,158 --> 00:06:11,785 And I don't recall the name of Uncle Lyle 55 00:06:11,868 --> 00:06:13,328 in the annals of world-class play. 56 00:06:13,537 --> 00:06:15,330 Okay, forget it. Forget it. 57 00:06:15,413 --> 00:06:18,333 I'm just trying to help you win the tournament, that's all. 58 00:06:20,126 --> 00:06:21,086 Hello? 59 00:06:21,294 --> 00:06:22,712 RICK: Hey, Thomas, open up the gate. 60 00:06:22,796 --> 00:06:24,631 I've got all the stuff out here. 61 00:06:25,465 --> 00:06:26,842 What stuff? 62 00:06:27,050 --> 00:06:30,053 The stuff for the party. Didn't Higgins tell you about it? 63 00:06:30,762 --> 00:06:31,972 Party? 64 00:06:32,430 --> 00:06:34,432 Higgins? What party? 65 00:06:34,516 --> 00:06:37,519 The Hawaiian Islands World Class lnvitational Chess tournament 66 00:06:37,602 --> 00:06:39,020 Opening Day Reception. 67 00:06:39,145 --> 00:06:41,106 Probably the most important and prestigious function 68 00:06:41,273 --> 00:06:42,649 I've ever had the honor to host 69 00:06:42,732 --> 00:06:44,943 and I'll need you to take care of the last-minute arrangements. 70 00:06:45,068 --> 00:06:46,736 Sir, shall I see to the front gate? 71 00:06:46,820 --> 00:06:48,071 It's been taken care of. Thank you. 72 00:06:48,154 --> 00:06:49,239 Very good, sir. 73 00:06:51,366 --> 00:06:52,701 Who is that? 74 00:06:52,938 --> 00:06:54,648 James. He'll announce the guests. 75 00:06:54,744 --> 00:06:56,913 I don't have time to go into all the details. 76 00:06:56,997 --> 00:07:00,166 Details? You never told me anything about this! 77 00:07:00,375 --> 00:07:03,753 Due to the fact that I have my first match in exactly one hour, 78 00:07:03,837 --> 00:07:04,880 and thanks to you, 79 00:07:05,046 --> 00:07:08,091 my final practice session was wasted on the Uncle Lyle Blitz! 80 00:07:08,383 --> 00:07:11,469 The Castle Blitz and you can make all the fun of it you want, Higgins, 81 00:07:11,553 --> 00:07:13,179 but you couldn't beat it, could you? 82 00:07:13,263 --> 00:07:15,223 Only because it was so idiotically infantile 83 00:07:15,348 --> 00:07:16,892 that it caught me off guard. 84 00:07:17,684 --> 00:07:19,728 Wait! Wait. 85 00:07:19,853 --> 00:07:22,772 Wait, wait, wait... What about my tickets to Dave Brubeck? 86 00:07:23,023 --> 00:07:24,691 Your wins are invalid. 87 00:07:24,858 --> 00:07:27,360 You were to use maneuvers of my choice. 88 00:07:27,611 --> 00:07:29,154 Now, if you wish to renegotiate... 89 00:07:29,237 --> 00:07:30,363 Renegotiate? 90 00:07:30,439 --> 00:07:32,399 First it was two out of three, then it was three out of five... 91 00:07:32,490 --> 00:07:34,284 RICK: Hey, Thomas, where do you want the flowers? 92 00:07:34,354 --> 00:07:35,213 In the living room. 93 00:07:35,284 --> 00:07:36,478 Rick will take care of the catering. 94 00:07:36,552 --> 00:07:38,496 Agatha is coming by to check the furniture arrangements. 95 00:07:38,663 --> 00:07:40,206 You only have to coordinate with the harpist, 96 00:07:40,290 --> 00:07:41,958 the extra help and the parking attendants, 97 00:07:42,042 --> 00:07:45,003 in addition to making certain that security is absolutely top notch 98 00:07:45,086 --> 00:07:46,755 for the president's arrival. 99 00:07:49,466 --> 00:07:52,135 - Did you get the tickets? - I'm working on it. 100 00:07:53,553 --> 00:07:55,221 Higgins! 101 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:59,851 Higgins, what are you talking about? What president? 102 00:07:59,976 --> 00:08:02,687 President Manuel Ibenez of Costa de Rosa, of course. 103 00:08:02,771 --> 00:08:05,273 - President who of what? - He's here for the tournament. 104 00:08:05,357 --> 00:08:06,441 Of course. 105 00:08:06,566 --> 00:08:08,860 Please complete the reception preparations by 3:00. 106 00:08:08,944 --> 00:08:10,904 That will give me time to correct your mistakes after I return. 107 00:08:11,112 --> 00:08:13,031 Higgins, you're not taking the Ferrari. 108 00:08:13,198 --> 00:08:15,533 I am, after all, the ranking player on the Island. 109 00:08:15,700 --> 00:08:18,370 It is imperative that I arrive in style. 110 00:08:21,164 --> 00:08:23,208 What about my tickets? 111 00:08:34,094 --> 00:08:35,345 Jonathan Higgins? 112 00:08:36,346 --> 00:08:38,181 Certainly not. 113 00:08:40,058 --> 00:08:41,309 Thomas Magnum. 114 00:08:42,477 --> 00:08:43,645 Yes. 115 00:08:43,853 --> 00:08:45,730 Well, they told me that you drove a Ferrari 116 00:08:45,814 --> 00:08:47,774 so I just assumed that was you. 117 00:08:47,899 --> 00:08:50,276 No, that was someone else. 118 00:08:50,527 --> 00:08:52,404 Let's start all over again. 119 00:08:53,238 --> 00:08:54,698 Alan Johnson. 120 00:08:54,781 --> 00:08:59,119 Aide to President Manuel Ibenez of Costa de Rosa. 121 00:08:59,369 --> 00:09:01,454 I believe that you're supposed to talk to me 122 00:09:01,538 --> 00:09:03,707 about security here at Robin's Nest. 123 00:09:05,333 --> 00:09:07,669 Where would you like to start? 124 00:09:21,474 --> 00:09:24,060 MAGNUM: I know. I know. I was thinking it, too. 125 00:09:24,144 --> 00:09:27,397 Higgins always met with security people to go over the system 126 00:09:27,522 --> 00:09:29,482 before any visiting dignitary arrived. 127 00:09:29,607 --> 00:09:31,151 He never drove the Ferrari. 128 00:09:31,234 --> 00:09:33,987 And he would never, in his wildest dreams, 129 00:09:34,070 --> 00:09:36,239 consider leaving an event as important as 130 00:09:36,322 --> 00:09:40,535 the Hawaiian Island Whatchamacallit Reception in mine and Rick's hands. 131 00:09:40,618 --> 00:09:44,789 So something in Higgins' carefully ordered universe was askew. 132 00:09:44,914 --> 00:09:47,208 And I knew it was only a matter of time 133 00:09:47,292 --> 00:09:49,544 before I found out what it was. 134 00:09:50,712 --> 00:09:52,130 In the meantime, 135 00:09:52,297 --> 00:09:54,466 I figured I could be man enough to overlook the fact 136 00:09:54,549 --> 00:09:56,843 that Higgins had tricked me into spending my valuable time 137 00:09:56,926 --> 00:10:00,055 with some security expert from Costa de Rosa. 138 00:10:00,263 --> 00:10:04,809 Especially, if four tickets to the Dave Brubeck concert were at stake. 139 00:10:12,734 --> 00:10:14,819 - Cigar? - No, thanks. 140 00:10:16,362 --> 00:10:18,448 Very capable system. 141 00:10:18,782 --> 00:10:20,366 I'm impressed. 142 00:10:21,034 --> 00:10:23,995 Understand you were with Naval lntelligence? 143 00:10:26,873 --> 00:10:28,500 You mind if I have one? 144 00:10:28,625 --> 00:10:30,043 Not at all. 145 00:10:30,627 --> 00:10:32,962 I was an army man, myself. In the CIA. 146 00:10:34,047 --> 00:10:38,009 Well, if there's anything else you want me to show you, um... 147 00:10:38,301 --> 00:10:40,178 I mean. I'm sure when you talk to Higgins, 148 00:10:40,303 --> 00:10:42,347 you'll tell him how thorough I was. 149 00:10:42,680 --> 00:10:44,766 How thorough the security system is. 150 00:10:44,849 --> 00:10:46,518 I knew that before I even showed up. 151 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:48,022 You've got quite a reputation. 152 00:10:48,099 --> 00:10:49,871 Now, that's one of the reasons I came to see you. 153 00:10:50,021 --> 00:10:51,815 Do you mind if I sit down? 154 00:10:52,398 --> 00:10:54,442 No. Make yourself at home. 155 00:10:55,860 --> 00:10:57,362 How'd you hurt your leg? 156 00:10:59,322 --> 00:11:00,824 It's nothing. 157 00:11:00,907 --> 00:11:02,325 In the war? 158 00:11:02,408 --> 00:11:04,119 No, no. 159 00:11:05,245 --> 00:11:07,080 I don't know about yourself, 160 00:11:07,163 --> 00:11:11,209 but I'm kind of glad to be out of the intelligence factory. 161 00:11:11,459 --> 00:11:15,380 Got myself a nice, comfortable job working for a guy I like 162 00:11:15,505 --> 00:11:17,173 in a pretty little place 163 00:11:17,257 --> 00:11:19,843 with clean air, friendly people. 164 00:11:20,218 --> 00:11:21,636 Sure beats working for a living. 165 00:11:25,765 --> 00:11:27,684 But you've got a problem. 166 00:11:27,976 --> 00:11:29,227 Uh... 167 00:11:29,310 --> 00:11:31,146 Yeah. I was getting there. 168 00:11:31,312 --> 00:11:32,689 Well, 169 00:11:33,815 --> 00:11:36,109 I don't know what anybody told you about me, 170 00:11:36,192 --> 00:11:37,610 but I'm not really very interested 171 00:11:37,694 --> 00:11:39,779 in getting involved in government cases. 172 00:11:40,738 --> 00:11:42,740 That's why I came to see you. 173 00:11:44,117 --> 00:11:47,203 Three weeks ago, we set out on a world tour, 174 00:11:47,328 --> 00:11:49,998 kind of a goodwill mission for Costa de Rosa. 175 00:11:50,165 --> 00:11:52,667 Ibenez hates these trips. 176 00:11:52,876 --> 00:11:54,460 But, he knows they're good for his country. 177 00:11:54,586 --> 00:11:57,172 And he also knew that he could stop over here in Hawaii 178 00:11:57,297 --> 00:11:59,007 for this big deal chess tournament. 179 00:11:59,549 --> 00:12:02,093 You know, I don't know anything about the game myself, 180 00:12:02,218 --> 00:12:04,804 but he's an absolute nutcase for it. 181 00:12:05,597 --> 00:12:07,515 Anyway, uh... 182 00:12:08,683 --> 00:12:12,604 We received three letters just like this. 183 00:12:14,939 --> 00:12:17,108 All threats on the president's life. 184 00:12:17,233 --> 00:12:18,610 All from the same man, 185 00:12:18,735 --> 00:12:21,988 apparently representing some right wing fringe group. 186 00:12:22,113 --> 00:12:25,658 And all of them promising that Ibenez would meet his destiny here. 187 00:12:25,783 --> 00:12:28,369 Why didn't you cancel your stopover in Hawaii? 188 00:12:30,163 --> 00:12:32,665 You ever have any dealings with a chess fanatic? 189 00:12:33,291 --> 00:12:37,420 He wouldn't let anything stop him from attending this tournament. 190 00:12:39,964 --> 00:12:42,175 Well, you'll have to go to the authorities with this. 191 00:12:42,258 --> 00:12:45,762 Can't. Ibenez has absolutely forbidden it. 192 00:12:47,013 --> 00:12:49,515 He doesn't believe the guy is serious, 193 00:12:49,599 --> 00:12:53,478 and he doesn't want to be perceived as weak or cowardly 194 00:12:53,603 --> 00:12:55,188 by asking for help. 195 00:12:57,148 --> 00:12:58,775 I can't tell him how to run his life. 196 00:12:58,900 --> 00:13:00,735 But I like the guy, you know? 197 00:13:01,319 --> 00:13:03,696 I'd sure hate to see him get hurt. 198 00:13:04,197 --> 00:13:06,574 My people in Costa de Rosa 199 00:13:06,741 --> 00:13:09,160 intercepted several pieces of mail all addressed 200 00:13:09,327 --> 00:13:11,621 to a post office box here in Hawaii. 201 00:13:11,996 --> 00:13:16,793 All of them from members of that same fringe group addressed to their leader. 202 00:13:17,252 --> 00:13:18,753 I'm sure he's here. 203 00:13:18,962 --> 00:13:22,799 We've been watching the place, but so far the guy hasn't shown up. 204 00:13:23,258 --> 00:13:26,427 And frankly, I'm running out of time. 205 00:13:31,266 --> 00:13:33,268 Well, suppose... 206 00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:37,272 Just suppose that I find him. 207 00:13:37,522 --> 00:13:38,773 What then? 208 00:13:39,482 --> 00:13:41,526 We turn him over to the proper authorities. 209 00:13:41,626 --> 00:13:42,819 Without fanfare. 210 00:13:43,027 --> 00:13:46,072 Of course, you'd be well compensated. 211 00:13:46,698 --> 00:13:50,910 Miss Alicia Ravensworth with the Ali'i Philharmonic. 212 00:13:52,203 --> 00:13:54,664 Excuse me, where do I put my harp? 213 00:13:59,085 --> 00:14:00,586 I'll see what I can do. 214 00:14:00,670 --> 00:14:01,754 [BUZZING] 215 00:14:01,838 --> 00:14:04,132 Thank you very much, I'll find my way out. 216 00:14:04,215 --> 00:14:06,592 RICK: Hey, Thomas. You'd better get in here right away. 217 00:14:07,218 --> 00:14:09,595 - Sir, would you like to have... - I was told 218 00:14:09,762 --> 00:14:12,473 there would be someone here to meet me when I got here... 219 00:14:12,557 --> 00:14:14,183 - I understand that... - ...and I need to practice... 220 00:14:14,267 --> 00:14:16,811 - I need to practice... - I don't know where to put that. 221 00:14:16,853 --> 00:14:18,896 And I need to get the precise order 222 00:14:19,022 --> 00:14:21,065 in order to construct... 223 00:14:35,038 --> 00:14:38,666 AGATHA: Well, I'm quite certain it must have been an oversight. 224 00:14:39,083 --> 00:14:44,297 I don't believe he would've deliberately sabotaged you, Jonathan. 225 00:14:44,505 --> 00:14:47,133 Yes, yes. I'll tell him. 226 00:14:47,884 --> 00:14:48,926 Hi. 227 00:14:49,052 --> 00:14:50,178 [EXCLAIMS] 228 00:14:50,261 --> 00:14:53,097 Oh, Mr. Magnum! Thank goodness you're here. 229 00:14:53,222 --> 00:14:55,767 I've just had a most disturbing call from Jonathan. 230 00:14:55,850 --> 00:14:58,227 And you look lovely, this afternoon, Miss Chumley. 231 00:14:58,311 --> 00:15:00,938 Oh, why... thank you. 232 00:15:01,022 --> 00:15:03,024 We've a bit of a problem, I'm afraid. 233 00:15:03,149 --> 00:15:05,401 Nothing that can't be resolved, I'm sure. 234 00:15:05,526 --> 00:15:07,153 Jonathan's been delayed. 235 00:15:07,278 --> 00:15:09,447 Some problem with the Ferrari. 236 00:15:09,572 --> 00:15:12,241 A bald tire, I believe he said. 237 00:15:12,909 --> 00:15:14,660 I meant to take care of that. 238 00:15:14,786 --> 00:15:17,830 You see? I told him. 239 00:15:17,914 --> 00:15:19,207 At any rate, 240 00:15:19,332 --> 00:15:22,600 he had invited the president of Costa de Rosa over for drinks 241 00:15:22,710 --> 00:15:25,171 before the rest of the tournament crowd arrived. 242 00:15:25,296 --> 00:15:27,673 They knew each other during the war, and... 243 00:15:27,741 --> 00:15:30,218 Oh, I see I'm telling you more than you need to know. 244 00:15:30,301 --> 00:15:32,095 [KNOCKING AT DOOR] 245 00:15:32,929 --> 00:15:35,223 Sir? Someone to see Jonathan Higgins. 246 00:15:35,515 --> 00:15:37,600 Oh, dear. That will be the president. 247 00:15:37,683 --> 00:15:39,143 Don't worry, Agatha. 248 00:15:39,227 --> 00:15:42,105 There is nothing Higgins could have done that I can't take care of. 249 00:15:42,188 --> 00:15:44,649 Mr. President, I am sorry... 250 00:15:45,942 --> 00:15:47,527 Mr. Presidente? 251 00:15:47,860 --> 00:15:51,447 No, you have mistaken me for someone else. 252 00:15:51,906 --> 00:15:54,784 I am looking for my beloved half-brother, 253 00:15:54,909 --> 00:15:56,494 Jonathan Higgins. 254 00:15:58,955 --> 00:16:00,331 Jonathan? 255 00:16:01,541 --> 00:16:02,750 Dios. 256 00:16:02,875 --> 00:16:05,336 Forgive me for my rude behavior. 257 00:16:05,628 --> 00:16:07,672 Allow me to introduce myself. 258 00:16:07,964 --> 00:16:10,174 I am Don Luis Mongueo. 259 00:16:10,341 --> 00:16:12,593 The last of the royal line. 260 00:16:12,927 --> 00:16:15,471 Heir to the throne of Costa de Rosa. 261 00:16:28,234 --> 00:16:29,902 [HARP PLAYING] 262 00:16:30,153 --> 00:16:32,822 My grandfather was King Fernando. 263 00:16:33,114 --> 00:16:36,033 The last Mongueo to rule Costa de Rosa, 264 00:16:36,242 --> 00:16:39,912 massacred by the revolutionaries, with his entire family 265 00:16:40,037 --> 00:16:43,541 except for my mother, of course. 266 00:16:44,083 --> 00:16:46,002 - [SNEEZES] - MAN: Bless you. 267 00:16:48,588 --> 00:16:50,089 Damn plants. 268 00:16:50,423 --> 00:16:51,716 [EXCLAIMS] 269 00:16:55,303 --> 00:16:56,679 Why's he doing this? 270 00:16:56,804 --> 00:16:58,973 I don't know. But it's Higgins, all right. 271 00:16:59,098 --> 00:17:01,392 Did you hear that accent? An obvious phony. 272 00:17:01,464 --> 00:17:04,050 You can practically see the glue on the goatee. 273 00:17:04,145 --> 00:17:06,230 He better hope that President Ibenez doesn't show up... 274 00:17:06,355 --> 00:17:07,398 Ibenez. 275 00:17:07,482 --> 00:17:09,358 Ibenez, yeah, he better hope he doesn't show up 276 00:17:09,442 --> 00:17:11,819 while he's doing that phony imitation of Xavier Cugat. 277 00:17:11,944 --> 00:17:14,530 That could set diplomatic relations back 20 years. 278 00:17:14,614 --> 00:17:16,282 You're right. 279 00:17:16,532 --> 00:17:19,827 I think it's time for Don Luis Higgins to retire 280 00:17:19,911 --> 00:17:21,746 before Ibenez arrives. 281 00:17:21,871 --> 00:17:24,665 And that, my dears, is the end of the saga. 282 00:17:24,957 --> 00:17:26,375 MAN: Fascinating. 283 00:17:26,834 --> 00:17:28,794 Say goodnight, Higgins. 284 00:17:30,004 --> 00:17:31,547 What is the meaning of this? 285 00:17:31,631 --> 00:17:34,342 Buenas noches. Hasta luego. Your goatee has slipped. 286 00:17:34,467 --> 00:17:36,761 - Unhand me at once! - Ooh! 287 00:17:36,886 --> 00:17:39,013 Good indignation. That was excellent. 288 00:17:39,138 --> 00:17:41,682 Now if you'll just give me my four Dave Brubeck tickets... 289 00:17:41,807 --> 00:17:43,267 HIGGINS: Magnum! 290 00:17:45,436 --> 00:17:46,729 Higgins. 291 00:17:47,021 --> 00:17:48,064 Jonathan. 292 00:17:48,356 --> 00:17:50,525 - Don Luis. - Oh, my God... 293 00:17:50,733 --> 00:17:52,777 - Dios mio. - Oh, my God! 294 00:17:52,860 --> 00:17:55,196 The president of Costa de Rosa, 295 00:17:56,447 --> 00:17:59,450 His Excellency Manuel Ibenez. 296 00:17:59,534 --> 00:18:00,701 Ibenez. 297 00:18:01,118 --> 00:18:02,954 Oh, my God. 298 00:18:03,663 --> 00:18:05,831 - Manuel... - Jonathan. 299 00:18:06,499 --> 00:18:07,917 Presidente. 300 00:18:08,543 --> 00:18:09,794 Don Luis? 301 00:18:14,257 --> 00:18:16,926 JAMES: The Juan Garcia trio. 302 00:18:22,557 --> 00:18:24,976 Juan! Jesus! Julio! 303 00:18:25,142 --> 00:18:27,812 Now, the real music can begin! 304 00:18:31,566 --> 00:18:33,025 Maravilloso. 305 00:18:33,109 --> 00:18:34,944 Come, we need a dance, Señorita Agatha. 306 00:18:35,152 --> 00:18:36,529 AGATHA: What? 307 00:18:39,824 --> 00:18:42,243 AGATHA: I'm really not good with Latin steps. 308 00:18:42,326 --> 00:18:46,163 Ah, you're doing it. Viva! Viva la danza. 309 00:18:47,373 --> 00:18:50,042 Oh, dear! Do not fight it, 310 00:18:50,251 --> 00:18:52,295 our hips have minds of their own. 311 00:18:52,420 --> 00:18:54,714 AGATHA: Si, si! 312 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:05,016 Sorry about the trouble with the tire, 313 00:19:05,850 --> 00:19:08,728 but at least the party's a big success. 314 00:19:11,647 --> 00:19:13,899 AGATHA: Viva! Viva! 315 00:19:16,777 --> 00:19:19,196 HIGGINS: How could you possibly have confused him for me? 316 00:19:19,405 --> 00:19:22,742 The bearing, the mannerisms, the clear-cut difference in character. 317 00:19:22,867 --> 00:19:25,603 Anyone with the slightest degree of intelligence and a discerning eye 318 00:19:25,674 --> 00:19:27,697 would know immediately that the man was an imposter. 319 00:19:27,830 --> 00:19:29,540 He's not an imposter, Higgins. 320 00:19:29,624 --> 00:19:31,959 He told me all along he was Don Luis Mongueo. 321 00:19:32,084 --> 00:19:35,880 I just didn't realize your father toured South America in his youth. 322 00:19:36,005 --> 00:19:37,673 Apparently he "toured" everywhere. 323 00:19:37,757 --> 00:19:39,425 But that is beside the point. 324 00:19:39,550 --> 00:19:41,636 The point is, between the flat tire and his arrival, 325 00:19:41,719 --> 00:19:44,013 my reception was an utter and complete disaster. 326 00:19:44,096 --> 00:19:46,432 Oh, I don't know, I thought it was kind of touching the way he sang, 327 00:19:46,557 --> 00:19:49,018 Don't Cry For Me, Costa de Rosa. 328 00:19:52,188 --> 00:19:55,524 Don Luis Mongueo is a national bad joke in Costa de Rosa 329 00:19:55,608 --> 00:19:57,818 and an insult to President Ibenez and his government. 330 00:19:58,027 --> 00:20:00,071 Until I can decide how best to return him to his home, 331 00:20:00,154 --> 00:20:02,156 I have asked him not to leave his room. 332 00:20:02,281 --> 00:20:03,908 Don't you think you're being a little harsh? 333 00:20:03,991 --> 00:20:05,493 He seemed harmless to me. 334 00:20:05,576 --> 00:20:06,872 This no longer concerns you. 335 00:20:06,950 --> 00:20:08,891 You've made quite a mess out of everything. 336 00:20:09,038 --> 00:20:10,665 Now if you will be kind enough to leave me alone, 337 00:20:10,748 --> 00:20:12,667 I still have tomorrow morning's match to attend to. 338 00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:14,043 Okay, okay. 339 00:20:16,754 --> 00:20:18,255 Higgins... 340 00:20:18,923 --> 00:20:20,716 Higgins, you know, 341 00:20:21,092 --> 00:20:24,387 we've been through a lot together over the years. 342 00:20:24,887 --> 00:20:27,181 And no matter how bad things have gotten, 343 00:20:27,306 --> 00:20:29,725 no matter how bad they've gotten I've always known 344 00:20:29,809 --> 00:20:33,646 that I could depend on you to be a man of honor and integrity. 345 00:20:33,896 --> 00:20:38,651 I mean, you've never once, never once, not ever, never, ever, 346 00:20:38,734 --> 00:20:42,530 in all the time I've known you, gone back on your word. 347 00:20:43,406 --> 00:20:47,493 And that's why I know that you're going to tell me that... 348 00:20:47,576 --> 00:20:49,203 The tickets have been given to charity. 349 00:20:49,537 --> 00:20:52,164 - No! - Yes! 350 00:20:53,958 --> 00:20:55,501 Goodnight! 351 00:21:04,359 --> 00:21:07,304 You're completely sold out, huh? 352 00:21:07,555 --> 00:21:11,350 Do you have a waiting list? Uh-huh. That long, huh? 353 00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:13,894 Well, yeah, you could put me down. 354 00:21:14,019 --> 00:21:15,271 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 355 00:21:15,354 --> 00:21:16,772 Come in. 356 00:21:16,856 --> 00:21:18,607 DON LUIS: Señor Magnum. 357 00:21:18,733 --> 00:21:21,444 Yeah, four for Thomas Magnum. 358 00:21:21,527 --> 00:21:22,737 Uh-huh. 359 00:21:22,820 --> 00:21:25,197 The day of the concert. Yeah. Right. 360 00:21:25,281 --> 00:21:27,283 What do you think my chances are? 361 00:21:27,450 --> 00:21:28,617 Oh... 362 00:21:28,743 --> 00:21:31,495 Well, thanks anyway. 363 00:21:31,746 --> 00:21:35,332 - I am interrupting. I will go back... - No, no. That's all right. 364 00:21:35,416 --> 00:21:38,794 You want some pizza? Beer? 365 00:21:39,003 --> 00:21:42,214 - You have any sangria? - [LAUGHS] I'm all out. 366 00:21:42,590 --> 00:21:44,216 Beer is fine. 367 00:21:44,341 --> 00:21:47,887 I have a cousin who was born with one leg shorter than the other. 368 00:21:48,012 --> 00:21:51,265 He overcame his limp to become a world renowned flamenco dancer. 369 00:21:51,390 --> 00:21:53,267 Oh. this, uh... 370 00:21:53,476 --> 00:21:56,729 It's the war. I don't like to talk about it. 371 00:21:57,021 --> 00:21:58,355 Ah. 372 00:21:58,856 --> 00:22:02,902 My brother, Jonathan, has done very well for himself 373 00:22:03,027 --> 00:22:05,029 to be living in such a place, yes? 374 00:22:05,112 --> 00:22:06,906 Yeah, I guess so. 375 00:22:10,576 --> 00:22:14,914 It's important to me to learn as much about him as I can. 376 00:22:15,498 --> 00:22:18,375 Brothers, after all, should be brothers. 377 00:22:18,501 --> 00:22:21,879 Without family, there is nothing. 378 00:22:22,004 --> 00:22:23,506 Uh, Don Luis... 379 00:22:23,589 --> 00:22:25,800 You think I am being overly sentimental. 380 00:22:26,008 --> 00:22:27,468 No. 381 00:22:28,928 --> 00:22:30,763 Perhaps, being an orphan, 382 00:22:30,888 --> 00:22:33,432 I am more sensitive to these matters than most. 383 00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:41,190 You know, there are those, who do not believe that my mother, 384 00:22:41,816 --> 00:22:45,736 the lovely Dona Ana, survived the massacre. 385 00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:52,201 Yeah, I had heard there was some discrepancies. 386 00:22:53,828 --> 00:22:58,040 Some day I intend to restore the good name of Mongueo 387 00:22:58,123 --> 00:23:00,209 in the hearts of my countrymen. 388 00:23:00,417 --> 00:23:03,504 But for now, it is my brother I am interested in. 389 00:23:05,089 --> 00:23:06,423 Well, 390 00:23:06,549 --> 00:23:08,968 I think if there's something you want to know about Higgins, 391 00:23:09,051 --> 00:23:10,427 you should ask him. 392 00:23:10,511 --> 00:23:11,971 I have. 393 00:23:12,555 --> 00:23:14,849 Unfortunately, he is... 394 00:23:14,932 --> 00:23:16,559 Stubborn. 395 00:23:18,102 --> 00:23:19,645 Proud. 396 00:23:20,312 --> 00:23:22,439 I expected no less of him. 397 00:23:23,107 --> 00:23:26,443 But one day, I hope to melt the ice barrier between us 398 00:23:26,527 --> 00:23:29,530 that keeps us both isolated and alone. 399 00:23:29,905 --> 00:23:37,121 I will, how you say, come clean with you, Mr. Magnum. 400 00:23:37,246 --> 00:23:39,874 - Thomas. - Tomas! 401 00:23:40,124 --> 00:23:42,877 I came here tonight to hire you. 402 00:23:44,670 --> 00:23:45,880 Hire me? 403 00:23:47,506 --> 00:23:52,386 Teach me this game which so occupies my brother's heart and mind. 404 00:23:52,803 --> 00:23:54,179 Chess? 405 00:23:55,389 --> 00:23:58,309 To tell you the truth, I really don't know much about it. 406 00:23:58,434 --> 00:24:00,477 Perhaps through this game 407 00:24:00,686 --> 00:24:03,814 I can find a way to bring the Mongueos and the Higginses back together. 408 00:24:08,235 --> 00:24:11,697 I could teach you my Uncle Lyle's Castle Blitz. 409 00:24:12,323 --> 00:24:13,699 Prepare the board. 410 00:24:13,949 --> 00:24:17,828 And damned be he who first cries, basta! No mas! 411 00:24:18,078 --> 00:24:19,455 [SNEEZES] 412 00:24:20,039 --> 00:24:21,665 Damn plants. 413 00:24:21,874 --> 00:24:23,459 Bless you. 414 00:24:25,794 --> 00:24:28,422 MAGNUM: Something I've discovered living in paradise. 415 00:24:28,547 --> 00:24:31,467 You can't really hold onto resentment very long. 416 00:24:31,550 --> 00:24:35,596 Sure, I was annoyed at Higgins for not giving me the tickets to the concert. 417 00:24:36,055 --> 00:24:38,515 But, there would be other concerts. 418 00:24:42,144 --> 00:24:46,148 In the meantime, I guess I had a client and a lead to follow up on. 419 00:24:47,191 --> 00:24:49,985 There had been four threatening letters to Ibenez 420 00:24:50,110 --> 00:24:52,905 all with the same post office box numbers. 421 00:24:53,030 --> 00:24:54,865 His security chief, Alan Johnson, 422 00:24:54,990 --> 00:24:56,742 had been unable to get the name and address 423 00:24:56,825 --> 00:24:59,286 of the person who had rented that box. 424 00:25:10,047 --> 00:25:11,507 Anybody there? 425 00:25:11,966 --> 00:25:13,300 [KNOCKING ON WALL] 426 00:25:13,717 --> 00:25:15,010 Hello? 427 00:25:17,096 --> 00:25:18,389 Yeah? 428 00:25:18,514 --> 00:25:19,974 Hi. 429 00:25:20,808 --> 00:25:24,603 I need to change the address on my post office box. 430 00:25:24,728 --> 00:25:27,147 It's number AJ 8085. 431 00:25:29,566 --> 00:25:32,820 I'm sorry I didn't know anybody was standing right there. 432 00:25:35,322 --> 00:25:37,783 This month's box rent is late. 433 00:25:38,033 --> 00:25:39,326 Oh. 434 00:25:39,576 --> 00:25:42,788 I thought I'd paid that one... How much was that, again? 435 00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:46,250 Fifteen dollars and thirty-five cents. 436 00:25:46,667 --> 00:25:48,043 Fifteen... 437 00:25:50,504 --> 00:25:51,922 there you go. 438 00:25:53,757 --> 00:25:57,511 Just cross out your previous address and write the new one on the back. 439 00:25:57,803 --> 00:25:59,263 Right, yeah. 440 00:26:04,852 --> 00:26:06,228 There you are. 441 00:26:08,439 --> 00:26:09,898 Thank you. 442 00:26:10,607 --> 00:26:12,526 WOMAN: What happened to your leg? 443 00:26:21,118 --> 00:26:24,747 What makes you think there's something wrong with my leg? 444 00:26:24,955 --> 00:26:27,249 Did it ever occur to you that maybe, just maybe, 445 00:26:27,335 --> 00:26:28,709 I don't want to talk about it? 446 00:26:28,792 --> 00:26:30,794 That it might just bring up unhappy memories? 447 00:26:30,878 --> 00:26:33,839 Or that I'm just plain sick and tired of everybody I meet 448 00:26:33,922 --> 00:26:35,841 asking me, "What happened to your leg?" 449 00:26:35,924 --> 00:26:37,718 Did that ever occur to you? 450 00:26:40,637 --> 00:26:42,347 Have a nice day. 451 00:26:42,556 --> 00:26:45,893 MAGNUM: I was beginning to think that fate was definitely on my side. 452 00:26:46,268 --> 00:26:48,020 Not only in getting even with Higgins 453 00:26:48,116 --> 00:26:50,076 but with finding the assassin. 454 00:26:50,189 --> 00:26:52,691 I mean, I was almost embarrassed to have to tell Johnson 455 00:26:52,775 --> 00:26:55,027 how easy it had been to get the address of the man 456 00:26:55,110 --> 00:26:57,571 who had rented the post office box number. 457 00:27:09,333 --> 00:27:12,044 And the way the guy had left his things in his room, 458 00:27:12,252 --> 00:27:15,756 he'd made finding out his identity embarrassingly simple as well. 459 00:27:15,923 --> 00:27:18,258 I no longer thought fate was on my side, 460 00:27:18,383 --> 00:27:19,968 I knew it. 461 00:27:20,302 --> 00:27:22,638 But then fate has ways of reminding you 462 00:27:22,721 --> 00:27:25,390 that it's never as easy as it seems. 463 00:27:43,158 --> 00:27:44,701 Don Luis? 464 00:27:47,871 --> 00:27:49,123 Higgins? 465 00:27:51,500 --> 00:27:53,627 - Higgins. Where's Don Luis? - He's gone. 466 00:27:53,752 --> 00:27:55,170 Where did he go? When will he be back? 467 00:27:55,254 --> 00:27:56,755 I don't know and he won't. 468 00:27:56,839 --> 00:27:58,298 What? 469 00:27:58,507 --> 00:28:00,384 Higgins! this is important! 470 00:28:00,467 --> 00:28:02,261 I informed him that he had to leave. He did. 471 00:28:02,344 --> 00:28:04,096 I have my second match in 25 minutes 472 00:28:04,179 --> 00:28:05,722 and I do not intend to waste any of them 473 00:28:05,806 --> 00:28:07,683 on further, pointless discussion of Don Luis. 474 00:28:07,808 --> 00:28:09,184 But he could be in serious trouble. 475 00:28:09,268 --> 00:28:11,854 Then that, I'm afraid, is his problem. 476 00:28:18,420 --> 00:28:20,821 COMMENTATOR: ...certainly this is one of the most popular matches 477 00:28:20,904 --> 00:28:22,948 of the second day of the tournament. 478 00:28:23,157 --> 00:28:27,161 The winner will emerge as one of the overall leaders in the standings. 479 00:28:27,369 --> 00:28:29,496 RICK: Come on, Laurie, it should be easy. 480 00:28:29,580 --> 00:28:32,666 I can't get off early tomorrow, Rick. Rules are rules. 481 00:28:32,749 --> 00:28:34,209 Look, Laurie, 482 00:28:34,334 --> 00:28:36,420 my buddy has got tickets to the Dave Brubeck concert. 483 00:28:36,545 --> 00:28:38,172 I mean, everything's all set up. 484 00:28:38,255 --> 00:28:40,382 Can't you just talk to your manager or something? 485 00:28:40,465 --> 00:28:42,718 Look, I'll try. Okay? 486 00:28:42,801 --> 00:28:44,386 Oh. that's great, baby. 487 00:28:44,469 --> 00:28:45,971 - Excuse me. - Excuse me. 488 00:28:46,096 --> 00:28:48,140 - Rick. - What took you so long? 489 00:28:48,223 --> 00:28:50,976 I thought I asked you to keep an eye on Higgins till I got here. 490 00:28:51,101 --> 00:28:52,477 I am. He's right there. 491 00:28:52,561 --> 00:28:54,938 The hotel put monitors in here so we could watch the chess tournament. 492 00:28:55,022 --> 00:28:57,524 - Pretty good idea, huh? - Oh, yeah. 493 00:28:58,233 --> 00:29:02,905 Listen, I got to talk to you about... 494 00:29:02,988 --> 00:29:04,489 What's he doing? 495 00:29:04,573 --> 00:29:07,075 - Playing chess. - I know that... 496 00:29:07,451 --> 00:29:09,995 COMMENTATOR: Tilden is studying the board in bewilderment. He's... 497 00:29:10,454 --> 00:29:11,622 What's going on? 498 00:29:11,747 --> 00:29:13,081 That's what I'd like to know. 499 00:29:13,248 --> 00:29:15,876 He's acknowledging checkmate. The official is checking and... 500 00:29:15,959 --> 00:29:18,295 Yes, checkmate! Extraordinary! 501 00:29:18,378 --> 00:29:20,547 Jonathan Higgins has set a new tournament record. 502 00:29:20,671 --> 00:29:22,621 Checkmate in seven moves! 503 00:29:22,841 --> 00:29:24,134 He won in seven moves! 504 00:29:24,218 --> 00:29:26,970 That's the Castle Blitz. I got to find Higgins. 505 00:29:27,054 --> 00:29:28,222 He's right there, Thomas. 506 00:29:28,305 --> 00:29:29,640 No, I don't have time to explain right now. 507 00:29:29,714 --> 00:29:31,090 Stay here and keep an eye on Don Luis. 508 00:29:31,186 --> 00:29:32,910 It's real important. Don't let him out of your sight. 509 00:29:33,026 --> 00:29:34,069 Where is he? 510 00:29:34,228 --> 00:29:37,022 He's taking a bow. And don't let him see you either. 511 00:29:37,105 --> 00:29:39,524 ...from his incredible accomplishment. 512 00:29:43,195 --> 00:29:47,032 That's Higgins, isn't it? Thomas? Th... 513 00:29:48,325 --> 00:29:52,079 MAGNUM: All right, maybe Higgins had been acting very unlike Higgins lately. 514 00:29:52,204 --> 00:29:53,789 But one thing I knew for sure, 515 00:29:53,914 --> 00:29:55,999 he would never resort to using a trick 516 00:29:56,208 --> 00:29:58,252 like Uncle Lyle's Castle Blitz, 517 00:29:58,377 --> 00:30:01,380 especially with the entire chess world watching. 518 00:30:03,799 --> 00:30:05,300 Higgins! 519 00:30:09,304 --> 00:30:10,847 Higgins! 520 00:30:12,307 --> 00:30:14,101 [KNOCKING] You in there? 521 00:30:26,196 --> 00:30:27,781 Higgins? 522 00:30:30,617 --> 00:30:32,411 Higgins, you up there? 523 00:30:33,996 --> 00:30:35,706 MAGNUM: Which meant only one thing, 524 00:30:35,914 --> 00:30:38,208 that the Higgins at the chess tournament wasn't really Higgins. 525 00:30:38,292 --> 00:30:39,876 He was Don Luis. 526 00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:42,546 Which solved the problem of where Don Luis was. 527 00:30:42,629 --> 00:30:45,924 And that left me with only one tripartite question. 528 00:30:46,008 --> 00:30:48,885 Who was Don Luis and why was he doing all these things. 529 00:30:49,052 --> 00:30:50,721 And where had he stashed Higgins? 530 00:30:52,014 --> 00:30:53,473 Higgins? 531 00:30:53,849 --> 00:30:55,309 [MUFFLED VOICE] 532 00:30:56,643 --> 00:30:58,103 [MUFFLED VOICE] 533 00:31:06,820 --> 00:31:09,239 - Higgins, what happened? - [MUMBLING] 534 00:31:10,032 --> 00:31:13,535 How could I look for you when I didn't know you were missing? 535 00:31:14,745 --> 00:31:17,456 I'm going as fast as I can. 536 00:31:17,539 --> 00:31:19,124 [MUMBLING] 537 00:31:19,207 --> 00:31:22,127 I don't know, it seemed more likely you'd be in the house somewhere. 538 00:31:22,210 --> 00:31:24,546 Any investigator worth his salt 539 00:31:24,629 --> 00:31:27,507 would have thought to look here first. 540 00:31:34,514 --> 00:31:36,141 Higgins! 541 00:31:36,433 --> 00:31:38,602 I can't talk now, I'm two hours late for my match. 542 00:31:38,685 --> 00:31:40,228 - I can only throw myself... - You won. 543 00:31:40,312 --> 00:31:42,606 - ...on the mercy of the judges and... - You won! 544 00:31:43,231 --> 00:31:44,900 In seven moves. 545 00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:46,485 Seven. 546 00:31:46,735 --> 00:31:49,529 Don Luis disguised himself as you and won the match. 547 00:31:50,697 --> 00:31:52,741 The Uncle Lyle Blitz! 548 00:31:52,949 --> 00:31:54,159 The Castle Blitz... 549 00:31:54,242 --> 00:31:56,203 Never mind that right now. 550 00:31:58,497 --> 00:32:00,248 I've been disgraced. 551 00:32:00,457 --> 00:32:02,209 You sneezed. 552 00:32:02,292 --> 00:32:04,336 What of it? It's very dusty in there. 553 00:32:06,296 --> 00:32:07,839 Stop that. What in God's name are you doing? 554 00:32:08,048 --> 00:32:10,133 I'm sorry, but there's something I have to talk to you about. 555 00:32:10,258 --> 00:32:13,053 Something very important and I can't do it until I can be sure who you are. 556 00:32:13,136 --> 00:32:16,098 Don't be ridiculous. You know perfectly well who I... 557 00:32:17,875 --> 00:32:20,018 Tell me a story. The Gunga Din story. 558 00:32:20,102 --> 00:32:22,437 For God's sake, Magnum this is hardly the time. 559 00:32:22,521 --> 00:32:24,815 If you're Higgins, anytime is the time. 560 00:32:24,898 --> 00:32:27,192 The Gunga Din story now. 561 00:32:30,946 --> 00:32:32,531 Malaysia, 1943. 562 00:32:32,614 --> 00:32:34,908 Our regiment was hopelessly outnumbered, and we faced certain death. 563 00:32:34,991 --> 00:32:36,785 In our ranks was a young Lieutenant lan Bowerly, 564 00:32:36,868 --> 00:32:38,995 and during the lull in the battle he recited, Gunga Din. 565 00:32:39,079 --> 00:32:41,540 I suppose to keep up our courage for facing the inevitable, 566 00:32:41,623 --> 00:32:43,542 his eloquent recitation grew increasingly louder, 567 00:32:43,625 --> 00:32:45,168 until it thundered through the jungle. 568 00:32:45,252 --> 00:32:47,212 To our amazement, the Japanese troops walked forward. 569 00:32:47,337 --> 00:32:49,506 Though they spoke no English they were entranced by the poem. 570 00:32:49,589 --> 00:32:52,384 They allowed us all to leave the area unharmed except for poor Mr. Bowerly. 571 00:32:52,467 --> 00:32:54,970 As we made our escape, we could hear him reciting other kipling favorites, 572 00:32:55,053 --> 00:32:56,263 literally for miles. 573 00:32:56,346 --> 00:32:57,931 To this day, his fate remains unknown. 574 00:32:58,014 --> 00:32:59,558 Thank you. I believe your half-brother 575 00:32:59,683 --> 00:33:02,185 is going to assassinate the president of Costa de Rosa. 576 00:33:07,149 --> 00:33:09,359 PRESIDENT: An extraordinary performance. 577 00:33:09,734 --> 00:33:12,154 I've followed tournament play for many years. 578 00:33:12,237 --> 00:33:16,408 Never have I seen such audacity as to use a child's move. 579 00:33:16,950 --> 00:33:19,953 The "rook-flank entrapment" as you call it. 580 00:33:20,203 --> 00:33:22,914 I must admit you have created quite a stir here, today. 581 00:33:22,998 --> 00:33:25,584 Yes, well, I knew it would only work once 582 00:33:25,667 --> 00:33:29,337 so I used it against my most formidable opponent. 583 00:33:29,421 --> 00:33:32,549 I'm quite certain that the entire chess world will be debating 584 00:33:32,674 --> 00:33:36,803 such a show of style versus content for many years to come. 585 00:33:36,887 --> 00:33:39,097 Excuse me, Mr. President. You wanted to freshen up 586 00:33:39,222 --> 00:33:41,141 for the reception here at the hotel this evening. 587 00:33:41,266 --> 00:33:43,351 Yes. Thank you, Alan. 588 00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:45,770 Thank you for a most enjoyable afternoon. 589 00:33:45,854 --> 00:33:47,731 I should freshen up as well. 590 00:33:47,814 --> 00:33:50,317 Perhaps you'd like to have a drink in my quarters 591 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:53,111 and discuss the "rook-flank" in more detail. 592 00:33:53,236 --> 00:33:55,572 Oh, no, no. I am only a very interested amateur. 593 00:33:55,655 --> 00:33:58,783 But even I, my friend, have already mastered 594 00:33:58,950 --> 00:34:02,245 all the details of the "rook-flank entrapment." 595 00:34:14,883 --> 00:34:16,301 PRESIDENT: Sixth floor, please. 596 00:34:35,403 --> 00:34:37,781 I'll see you later, Mr. President. 597 00:34:37,906 --> 00:34:39,658 Certainly, Jonathan. 598 00:34:49,209 --> 00:34:51,169 PRESIDENT: In an hour, Johnson. 599 00:35:11,106 --> 00:35:15,068 MAGNUM: "My lineage being what it is, of royal stock and origin 600 00:35:15,277 --> 00:35:19,239 has naturally made me something of an outcast in my own country." 601 00:35:19,364 --> 00:35:20,991 You're not going to find any clue 602 00:35:21,116 --> 00:35:23,159 in a book he just left lying around. 603 00:35:23,368 --> 00:35:25,662 - Perhaps, further back. - Clearly, anything of interest to us 604 00:35:25,745 --> 00:35:27,289 is going to be found in his locked suitcase. 605 00:35:27,372 --> 00:35:28,707 If you would help me with the lock. 606 00:35:28,790 --> 00:35:30,709 "Should I fail in my attempt 607 00:35:30,792 --> 00:35:33,503 to thwart the evildoers who plot against my country..." 608 00:35:33,587 --> 00:35:35,005 I don't see why you won't pick this lock. 609 00:35:35,088 --> 00:35:36,965 You do it for anyone else at the drop of a hat. 610 00:35:37,048 --> 00:35:40,010 "...a conspiracy to murder our great president 611 00:35:40,135 --> 00:35:42,470 led by his trusted servant, Alan Johnson." 612 00:35:42,554 --> 00:35:43,847 This is it, Higgins. 613 00:35:43,930 --> 00:35:45,849 He did leave this for us to find. 614 00:35:46,057 --> 00:35:49,060 Now, listen. "In the event of my death for I am quite certain 615 00:35:49,144 --> 00:35:52,230 that Johnson knows I am onto his plot to plant a bomb 616 00:35:52,397 --> 00:35:54,232 in His Excellency's car. 617 00:35:54,316 --> 00:35:56,568 My only hope is to be remembered by my countrymen 618 00:35:56,693 --> 00:35:58,111 as a patriot and a hero." 619 00:35:58,194 --> 00:36:00,614 Do you think it's possible he's setting up Alan Johnson to take a fall? 620 00:36:00,780 --> 00:36:02,073 You've spent time with him. 621 00:36:02,157 --> 00:36:03,742 How would you describe Don Luis Mongueo? 622 00:36:03,950 --> 00:36:05,160 Romantic. An idealist. 623 00:36:05,243 --> 00:36:08,163 Exactly. The worst he could be accused of is murdering the English language. 624 00:36:08,288 --> 00:36:10,498 I don't think he would entrap anyone unfairly. 625 00:36:10,665 --> 00:36:14,085 Yes! So we have to assume that he's going to try and stop Johnson. 626 00:36:14,252 --> 00:36:17,464 That's why he disguised himself as you and went to the chess tournament. 627 00:36:17,547 --> 00:36:19,341 Here, let me take a look at that. 628 00:36:32,479 --> 00:36:34,564 Photographs of me. 629 00:36:37,150 --> 00:36:39,736 These look like blow-ups from the negatives I found in the dark room. 630 00:36:39,819 --> 00:36:41,863 He's been doing a character study of you, Higgins. 631 00:36:46,284 --> 00:36:48,536 And not a bad idea, at that. 632 00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:03,510 [BEEPING] 633 00:37:21,486 --> 00:37:24,030 Thank God for my amateur theatrical background. 634 00:37:24,197 --> 00:37:25,615 Does this look all right? 635 00:37:25,699 --> 00:37:27,367 Why are you doing this? 636 00:37:27,575 --> 00:37:29,577 Because Don Luis is impersonating me 637 00:37:29,661 --> 00:37:31,371 and if he's right, we don't want to blow his cover. 638 00:37:31,454 --> 00:37:32,580 Of course. 639 00:37:32,789 --> 00:37:34,332 Now, I'll try to draw Johnson away 640 00:37:34,416 --> 00:37:37,335 while you convince Don Luis to turn this matter over to the authorities. 641 00:37:37,544 --> 00:37:41,131 I cannot believe I didn't see this right away. 642 00:37:41,423 --> 00:37:43,091 There was no way you could have known. 643 00:37:43,174 --> 00:37:45,510 He is a consummate professional. He had us all fooled. 644 00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:47,220 No, but leading... 645 00:37:47,429 --> 00:37:49,973 Leading me to that address and from there to the boarding house. 646 00:37:50,056 --> 00:37:51,433 It was all too easy. 647 00:37:51,641 --> 00:37:53,935 Of course with my training and perhaps more to the point, 648 00:37:54,018 --> 00:37:56,187 the same genetic makeup as it were, 649 00:37:56,271 --> 00:37:57,814 I should have been alerted the moment 650 00:37:57,889 --> 00:38:00,567 he appeared as an overly flamboyant popinjay. 651 00:38:00,859 --> 00:38:03,069 - Popinjay? - Dandy, coxcomb, fop. 652 00:38:03,171 --> 00:38:06,740 I should have realized immediately that he was playing a role, misdirecting us. 653 00:38:07,073 --> 00:38:09,075 You're not talking about Alan Johnson. 654 00:38:09,367 --> 00:38:12,912 I am talking about El Mongueo. 655 00:38:13,204 --> 00:38:15,457 Your goatee is crooked. 656 00:38:20,545 --> 00:38:22,172 [DON LUIS SNEEZING] 657 00:38:22,589 --> 00:38:24,799 Would you like to have them removed, Jonathan? 658 00:38:24,883 --> 00:38:26,509 - What? - The flowers. 659 00:38:26,634 --> 00:38:28,470 Would you like to have them removed from the table? 660 00:38:28,553 --> 00:38:30,013 They seem to be a problem for you. 661 00:38:30,096 --> 00:38:32,140 No, no. I just have a cold. 662 00:38:32,223 --> 00:38:34,058 We should be leaving. 663 00:38:34,350 --> 00:38:36,478 Yes, of course. Excuse me, Jonathan. 664 00:38:36,561 --> 00:38:39,355 Leaving? To go where? 665 00:38:39,564 --> 00:38:43,109 I'm afraid I can't be totally unofficial while I'm here. 666 00:38:43,193 --> 00:38:45,653 A quick courtesy visit to your governor. 667 00:38:45,737 --> 00:38:48,782 Oh, I'm gonna have to meet you at the car, Mr. Presidente. 668 00:38:48,865 --> 00:38:51,868 The gift you were going to give to the governor I left in my room. 669 00:38:51,951 --> 00:38:53,244 PRESIDENT: Yes, of course. 670 00:38:53,328 --> 00:38:55,205 The limousine will be at the side entrance. 671 00:38:55,288 --> 00:38:56,790 JOHNSON: Five minutes. 672 00:39:07,091 --> 00:39:09,761 Jonathan, as always, a great pleasure. 673 00:39:09,928 --> 00:39:11,429 Mr. President. 674 00:39:13,848 --> 00:39:15,475 Excuse me. 675 00:39:32,967 --> 00:39:36,329 - Rickey! He said it's okay! - What? 676 00:39:36,454 --> 00:39:38,164 Margie's gonna fill in for me. 677 00:39:38,248 --> 00:39:39,624 What're you talking about? 678 00:39:39,833 --> 00:39:42,210 The Dave Brubeck concert. Are we going or not? 679 00:39:42,293 --> 00:39:44,796 Oh, great. Yeah, that's not a problem. 680 00:39:44,879 --> 00:39:46,464 Hey, what have you done to your hair? 681 00:39:46,548 --> 00:39:49,259 It's part of my disguise. Look, I can't talk to you right now. 682 00:39:52,053 --> 00:39:53,680 Great, just great. 683 00:39:58,017 --> 00:39:59,185 Rick. 684 00:40:02,313 --> 00:40:04,148 You might've told me you found Don Luis. 685 00:40:04,232 --> 00:40:06,734 - This isn't Don Luis. - No, it most certainly is not. 686 00:40:06,943 --> 00:40:07,861 Higgins? 687 00:40:08,027 --> 00:40:09,988 Where's Don Luis? 688 00:40:10,238 --> 00:40:11,906 He followed Ibenez to his room, 689 00:40:11,990 --> 00:40:13,992 came back down here, then Ibenez left again. 690 00:40:14,158 --> 00:40:15,326 Left? to go where? 691 00:40:15,535 --> 00:40:17,245 To his limo, at the side entrance. 692 00:40:17,328 --> 00:40:18,538 MAGNUM: With Johnson? 693 00:40:18,621 --> 00:40:21,374 Thomas, that's the weird part. Johnson disappeared into that stairwell, 694 00:40:21,457 --> 00:40:23,167 and then Don Luis followed him. 695 00:40:24,168 --> 00:40:26,629 - I'll check on the roof. - I'll try to intercept Ibenez. 696 00:40:26,838 --> 00:40:29,424 Wait a minute... Thomas, Thomas! 697 00:40:42,145 --> 00:40:45,023 Johnson! Johnson! 698 00:40:45,982 --> 00:40:48,443 Show yourself if you are a man! 699 00:40:48,610 --> 00:40:51,738 Fight this battle in the open where you can be seen! 700 00:41:03,958 --> 00:41:05,376 Johnson! 701 00:41:44,707 --> 00:41:46,501 Get in the car. 702 00:41:52,715 --> 00:41:56,928 Presidente! There's a bomb! Run! A bomb! Quickly! 703 00:42:03,851 --> 00:42:04,978 [GROANS] 704 00:42:06,104 --> 00:42:07,355 [GRUNTS] 705 00:42:15,321 --> 00:42:17,907 I'm all right, thank you. Thank you. I'm all right. 706 00:42:18,408 --> 00:42:21,077 The assassin has failed, Presidente. 707 00:42:21,327 --> 00:42:23,788 Don Luis Mongueo has saved you. 708 00:42:23,871 --> 00:42:26,040 I am your humblest servant. 709 00:42:26,332 --> 00:42:28,251 No, you are my friend, Don Luis. 710 00:42:28,376 --> 00:42:31,004 You saved my life. Thank you. 711 00:42:37,385 --> 00:42:39,804 RICK: That goatee looks as good as your real one. 712 00:42:39,929 --> 00:42:41,806 Jonathan is letting me borrow it 713 00:42:41,889 --> 00:42:43,641 since I had to shave mine off. 714 00:42:43,766 --> 00:42:49,188 I wouldn't want to return home unmasked, uh, so to speak. 715 00:42:49,313 --> 00:42:51,733 It's so terribly exciting. 716 00:42:51,816 --> 00:42:54,027 Going home to a hero's welcome. 717 00:42:54,193 --> 00:42:59,032 Yes. A very generous gesture on Presidente Ibenez's part, 718 00:42:59,449 --> 00:43:03,745 however, I must confess both to him and Jonathan, 719 00:43:03,995 --> 00:43:07,457 I am no hero and cannot accept the honor. 720 00:43:07,582 --> 00:43:10,043 Of course you're a hero. 721 00:43:10,418 --> 00:43:13,171 I'm afraid events proved otherwise. 722 00:43:13,504 --> 00:43:15,006 What're you talking about? 723 00:43:17,633 --> 00:43:19,510 You don't remember disarming Johnson? 724 00:43:21,220 --> 00:43:22,472 I? 725 00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:24,640 After the bomb went off, Johnson pulled a gun. 726 00:43:24,724 --> 00:43:25,975 Yeah, you don't remember this? 727 00:43:27,060 --> 00:43:28,352 No. 728 00:43:28,561 --> 00:43:30,229 He was going to shoot Ibenez. 729 00:43:30,313 --> 00:43:32,231 You jumped him, you wrestled the gun away from him, 730 00:43:32,315 --> 00:43:35,068 without any regard whatsoever for your own personal safety. 731 00:43:35,151 --> 00:43:37,028 Thomas had to hold you back. 732 00:43:37,111 --> 00:43:39,197 You were willing to give up your own life for your country. 733 00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:41,157 I can't think of a better definition of a hero. 734 00:43:43,743 --> 00:43:45,119 I don't recall. 735 00:43:46,162 --> 00:43:47,914 - Must've been the hit on the head. - Mmm-hmm. 736 00:43:48,039 --> 00:43:49,415 Temporary amnesia. 737 00:43:51,751 --> 00:43:53,586 Your car is ready. 738 00:44:00,802 --> 00:44:02,553 You'll come to visit again? 739 00:44:02,678 --> 00:44:04,680 You must come to visit me. 740 00:44:04,931 --> 00:44:07,016 I want to show you that Mongueo hospitality 741 00:44:07,100 --> 00:44:10,019 is not so different from Higgins' hospitality. 742 00:44:10,269 --> 00:44:12,021 Viva Costa de Rosa. 743 00:44:12,105 --> 00:44:14,816 Viva Albert Stanley Higgins. 744 00:44:15,441 --> 00:44:17,026 Hear, hear. 745 00:44:28,162 --> 00:44:30,081 Adios, Mr. Magnum. 746 00:44:30,248 --> 00:44:31,624 Tomas. 747 00:44:32,375 --> 00:44:34,043 Tomas. 748 00:44:40,216 --> 00:44:42,844 Higgins? Aren't you going to see him out? 749 00:44:44,178 --> 00:44:45,555 Hmm? 750 00:44:45,847 --> 00:44:50,059 Oh, um, no. No. I promised to demonstrate to Agatha 751 00:44:50,143 --> 00:44:53,813 the brilliant chess maneuver I had planned to use at the tournament. 752 00:44:54,939 --> 00:44:56,357 Oh. Incidentally, 753 00:44:56,482 --> 00:44:59,193 I carelessly forgot to send these concert tickets off 754 00:44:59,277 --> 00:45:01,904 to the charity organization as I had intended. 755 00:45:01,988 --> 00:45:03,447 Since the concert is this evening, 756 00:45:03,531 --> 00:45:05,575 it is far too late to send them now. 757 00:45:07,326 --> 00:45:08,870 If you would like to use them. 758 00:45:12,915 --> 00:45:14,375 You sure you're all right? 759 00:45:14,667 --> 00:45:15,960 Quite. 760 00:45:16,669 --> 00:45:18,004 [SNEEZES] 761 00:45:20,214 --> 00:45:22,008 Damn plants!