1 00:00:36,054 --> 00:00:38,818 Go, Thomas! Kick it, T. M! Kick it. 2 00:00:39,691 --> 00:00:42,751 Now what do we do? Don't ask me. You've got the gun. 3 00:00:44,028 --> 00:00:46,826 You see, it's my little sister. She's missing. 4 00:00:47,599 --> 00:00:49,624 I need to know something about her. What does she do? 5 00:00:49,701 --> 00:00:51,760 She's a hooker, like me. 6 00:00:52,270 --> 00:00:54,602 I was looking to get my rug shampooed. 7 00:00:54,672 --> 00:00:56,139 Boy, you've come to the right place. 8 00:00:56,207 --> 00:00:57,572 She almost got me killed. 9 00:00:57,642 --> 00:00:59,405 I thought that was behind us. 10 00:01:00,912 --> 00:01:02,004 And you're beginning to annoy me. 11 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:03,547 It could get worse. 12 00:02:20,191 --> 00:02:23,251 Appearances can sometimes be deceiving. 13 00:02:23,328 --> 00:02:24,625 For instance, it may have looked 14 00:02:24,696 --> 00:02:28,496 like Rick, T.C., Kenny and I were having a whole lot of fun as we ran our hearts out 15 00:02:28,566 --> 00:02:32,935 training for the King Kamehameha Club Charity Track and Field Games. 16 00:02:33,471 --> 00:02:35,371 Well, yeah, we were having fun. 17 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:39,035 But the word "fun" hardly describes the feeling you get 18 00:02:39,110 --> 00:02:42,637 when you know your body is as finely tuned as it can be. 19 00:02:42,981 --> 00:02:46,246 Every muscle working in complete coordination with the other, 20 00:02:46,317 --> 00:02:50,219 instantly reacting to the spontaneous impulses emitting from the brain, 21 00:02:50,288 --> 00:02:52,188 a perfect mesh of body and mind. 22 00:02:52,624 --> 00:02:54,683 Go, Thomas! Kick, it, T. M! Kick it! 23 00:02:55,193 --> 00:02:58,424 Then, you know what the word "invincible" really means. 24 00:03:10,074 --> 00:03:12,542 Hey, man, don't try and get up. 25 00:03:12,610 --> 00:03:13,634 Take it easy, buddy. 26 00:03:13,711 --> 00:03:17,078 Get some ice, little brother. Twisted, huh, Thomas? 27 00:03:18,249 --> 00:03:20,183 I don't know. I'm not sure. 28 00:03:20,251 --> 00:03:21,616 Oh, that's a shame. 29 00:03:23,288 --> 00:03:25,552 Looks like Duke's gonna have to take your place. 30 00:03:25,623 --> 00:03:27,853 Duke will not have to take my place. I'll be fine. 31 00:03:27,925 --> 00:03:29,256 I'll just walk it off. 32 00:03:29,527 --> 00:03:30,516 Come on, T.C. 33 00:03:32,530 --> 00:03:35,556 I don't think you should walk on it too soon. 34 00:03:39,203 --> 00:03:41,000 Oh, Jeez. 35 00:03:41,472 --> 00:03:43,235 Here comes Duke now with the ice. 36 00:03:57,955 --> 00:03:59,889 It's just a minor sprain! 37 00:03:59,957 --> 00:04:02,585 Two longnecks, one ice tea, and bring a bag of ice. 38 00:04:02,660 --> 00:04:04,127 Right away. 39 00:04:05,296 --> 00:04:07,787 I'll be fine for the race. Come on! 40 00:04:07,865 --> 00:04:09,730 You know, I don't know. 41 00:04:11,836 --> 00:04:15,363 At your age, these kind of things take longer to heal. 42 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:18,341 What do you mean, "at my age"? My age is your age, too! 43 00:04:18,409 --> 00:04:20,138 Nothing wrong with my ankles. 44 00:04:20,211 --> 00:04:22,338 Look, Thomas, I think what T.C.'s trying to tell you 45 00:04:22,413 --> 00:04:25,211 is if your ankle isn't any better by this time next week, 46 00:04:25,283 --> 00:04:27,751 well, we'll have to get Kenny's younger brother, Duke. 47 00:04:27,819 --> 00:04:29,081 Then we can still win the race. 48 00:04:29,153 --> 00:04:30,984 Yeah. Besides, he's faster than you. 49 00:04:31,055 --> 00:04:32,682 No, he isn't! 50 00:04:35,393 --> 00:04:38,260 Well, he's faster than you guys, too. 51 00:04:38,396 --> 00:04:39,727 Yes. 52 00:04:39,997 --> 00:04:41,464 But all of our ankles work. 53 00:04:41,532 --> 00:04:42,931 Oh, come on, give me a break. 54 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:45,093 Oh, shoot! I'm sorry. 55 00:04:45,703 --> 00:04:46,931 Here, let me... 56 00:04:47,872 --> 00:04:48,861 You? 57 00:04:48,940 --> 00:04:49,929 It's me. 58 00:04:50,007 --> 00:04:51,497 Hi, Thomas. 59 00:04:51,876 --> 00:04:53,207 Leslie? 60 00:04:54,112 --> 00:04:56,842 It was kind of inevitable, wasn't it? 61 00:04:57,682 --> 00:04:59,013 What was? 62 00:04:59,083 --> 00:05:02,246 Us bumping into each other again, so to speak. 63 00:05:03,755 --> 00:05:05,188 What's going on? 64 00:05:05,256 --> 00:05:06,518 I guess I forgot to tell you. 65 00:05:06,591 --> 00:05:07,649 I guess so. 66 00:05:08,192 --> 00:05:09,750 Well, Leslie came back into town 67 00:05:09,827 --> 00:05:11,055 and she kind of needed a job. 68 00:05:11,129 --> 00:05:12,391 So I figured hey, what the hell, 69 00:05:12,463 --> 00:05:13,930 after everything that she did for you 70 00:05:14,031 --> 00:05:15,328 when you were a hotel investigator. 71 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:17,595 Detective. Well, whatever. Anyway, she... 72 00:05:17,668 --> 00:05:20,068 Anyway, she almost got me killed. 73 00:05:21,372 --> 00:05:22,361 Well, you did! 74 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:24,704 I thought that was behind us. 75 00:05:24,776 --> 00:05:28,507 Look, I got a real job now, a straight job, 76 00:05:28,579 --> 00:05:30,877 and I was just kind of hoping that once you knew that... 77 00:05:30,948 --> 00:05:32,176 She's right, man. 78 00:05:32,250 --> 00:05:34,548 I mean, the Vice Squad can't arrest her for serving drinks. 79 00:05:34,619 --> 00:05:36,348 Unless, of course, she serves drinks to minors. 80 00:05:36,421 --> 00:05:37,945 But you hardly qualify for that, 81 00:05:38,022 --> 00:05:39,887 because most kids have good ankles. 82 00:05:41,793 --> 00:05:43,158 You were hoping for what? 83 00:05:43,227 --> 00:05:46,594 Whoops! I forgot. I got to meet Higgins in the Anuenue Room. 84 00:05:46,664 --> 00:05:48,689 He's got some English blokes lined up 85 00:05:48,766 --> 00:05:50,791 for an aerial tour of the Islands. 86 00:05:50,868 --> 00:05:53,769 Well, it was nice seeing you again. Bye! 87 00:05:53,838 --> 00:05:55,703 Rick? Um, I gotta help him coordinate. 88 00:05:55,773 --> 00:05:57,536 And stay off that gam! 89 00:06:03,114 --> 00:06:05,139 You don't look very happy to see me. 90 00:06:05,216 --> 00:06:07,810 No, that's not true. It's just kind of a shock. 91 00:06:07,885 --> 00:06:10,285 A shock! How? What way? 92 00:06:10,354 --> 00:06:13,551 Well, I mean, to find you here, working. 93 00:06:13,624 --> 00:06:15,319 A job where I stand up? 94 00:06:15,393 --> 00:06:17,258 No! Working here. 95 00:06:20,498 --> 00:06:23,092 I'm so happy you said that, Thomas. 96 00:06:24,235 --> 00:06:25,793 Hey, honey, how about another round? 97 00:06:26,704 --> 00:06:29,036 Coming right up. Mai tais, right? 98 00:06:29,106 --> 00:06:30,130 You got a good memory. 99 00:06:30,208 --> 00:06:31,197 Thanks. 100 00:06:32,677 --> 00:06:34,907 Look, I'll call you later, explain everything. 101 00:06:34,979 --> 00:06:37,311 There's something really important that I want to talk to you about. 102 00:06:37,381 --> 00:06:39,281 Can you get me a beer? 103 00:06:39,917 --> 00:06:41,179 Sure! 104 00:06:42,787 --> 00:06:45,255 You know something? My memory's not so bad either. 105 00:06:45,323 --> 00:06:47,348 You're beginning to look real familiar. 106 00:06:47,425 --> 00:06:49,484 Oh, all waitresses look the same. 107 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:50,993 Nah, I've seen you someplace. 108 00:06:51,062 --> 00:06:52,927 Come on, man, take it easy. I have! 109 00:06:52,997 --> 00:06:54,589 You're real distinctive, lady. 110 00:06:54,665 --> 00:06:57,259 Mister, I have only been in Hawaii for two days. 111 00:06:57,335 --> 00:06:58,962 I have never seen you before. 112 00:06:59,036 --> 00:07:02,267 I think you're wrong! I think you know exactly where you've seen me. 113 00:07:02,340 --> 00:07:04,035 Why don't you let the lady do her job? 114 00:07:04,775 --> 00:07:06,470 Say what, friend? 115 00:07:06,544 --> 00:07:09,274 I said, why don't you let the lady do her job? All right? 116 00:07:09,347 --> 00:07:10,814 Thomas, it's okay. Hey! 117 00:07:10,882 --> 00:07:12,975 Why don't you mind your own business? I'm trying. 118 00:07:13,050 --> 00:07:14,244 Thomas! 119 00:07:14,318 --> 00:07:16,513 So, honey, when do you get off? 120 00:07:16,587 --> 00:07:18,646 Oh, come on. That's it! 121 00:07:18,723 --> 00:07:21,487 Now, look. Please leave now! 122 00:07:21,559 --> 00:07:23,288 Hey, you can't tell me to leave! 123 00:07:23,361 --> 00:07:25,591 My name is Ron Phillips, I'm a member here. 124 00:07:25,663 --> 00:07:26,755 And you're beginning to annoy me. 125 00:07:26,831 --> 00:07:28,025 It could get worse. 126 00:07:28,099 --> 00:07:30,090 Hey, that's a threat! Did you hear that? He's threatening me! 127 00:07:30,167 --> 00:07:32,135 No, I'm not threatening you. I'm asking you very politely, 128 00:07:32,203 --> 00:07:35,138 before I call the manager, to please leave now! 129 00:07:35,206 --> 00:07:37,470 Thomas! Just a minute. I'm handling this. 130 00:07:40,244 --> 00:07:41,336 Hey! 131 00:07:41,412 --> 00:07:42,504 I'll kill you! 132 00:07:53,057 --> 00:07:55,855 I'll punch you silly! I'll rip your hair out! 133 00:07:56,060 --> 00:07:57,459 I'll rip your eyes out! 134 00:08:11,175 --> 00:08:13,302 Oh, my God! 135 00:08:14,745 --> 00:08:16,372 How could you? 136 00:08:16,714 --> 00:08:18,204 You broke my nail, you creep! 137 00:08:18,282 --> 00:08:20,045 Police officer! Freeze! 138 00:08:21,485 --> 00:08:22,645 That was positively 139 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:24,813 the most disgraceful exhibition that I have ever seen! 140 00:08:25,222 --> 00:08:28,988 Even rivaling the time that you unleashed that python at Mr. Masters' dinner party! 141 00:08:29,060 --> 00:08:31,426 I didn't unleash it! I was on a case. 142 00:08:31,495 --> 00:08:32,484 A woman fainted! 143 00:08:32,563 --> 00:08:34,758 The right woman! It worked. 144 00:08:35,299 --> 00:08:38,063 Perhaps then, in that instance, there was some justification. 145 00:08:38,135 --> 00:08:40,194 Today's debacle at the Club had none. 146 00:08:40,271 --> 00:08:43,604 I am therefore suspending your privileges there for one month! 147 00:08:43,674 --> 00:08:45,403 You can't do that! I'll call Robin! 148 00:08:45,476 --> 00:08:48,968 I am quite certain that he will support my stand. 149 00:08:51,549 --> 00:08:53,107 By the by, have you had that ankle looked at? 150 00:08:53,184 --> 00:08:54,481 No! 151 00:08:54,552 --> 00:08:55,883 You should. 152 00:08:55,953 --> 00:08:58,717 At your age, these things can take a long time to heal. 153 00:08:58,789 --> 00:09:02,520 Higgins, I happen to come from a long line of fast healers. 154 00:09:02,627 --> 00:09:03,787 If it's not in shape, 155 00:09:03,894 --> 00:09:07,660 I hear that Kenny's younger brother, Duke, has an amazing closing kick. 156 00:09:08,599 --> 00:09:09,725 Perhaps, for the good of the team, 157 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:11,324 you should consider withdrawing from the race. 158 00:09:11,402 --> 00:09:13,495 I am not withdrawing! 159 00:09:13,571 --> 00:09:16,506 Well, I am. Good day, Magnum. 160 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:25,407 Is he gone? Yes, he's gone! 161 00:09:25,883 --> 00:09:27,612 Well, what's that supposed to mean? What? 162 00:09:28,819 --> 00:09:31,049 Nothing. I was just answering your question. 163 00:09:31,122 --> 00:09:33,249 You want me to go, too? 164 00:09:33,324 --> 00:09:35,849 That's what it sounded like. Look, I can take a hint. 165 00:09:35,926 --> 00:09:37,086 I didn't say that. 166 00:09:37,161 --> 00:09:38,185 Well, you meant it. 167 00:09:38,262 --> 00:09:39,661 I didn't mean anything! 168 00:09:39,730 --> 00:09:41,163 Okay, fine. 169 00:09:41,232 --> 00:09:43,200 So you couldn't use the clutch and I had to drive you home. 170 00:09:43,267 --> 00:09:45,497 But you're not stuck with me. I'll call a cab. 171 00:09:45,569 --> 00:09:49,164 Oh, come on, Leslie! Put that down. Please, come on. 172 00:09:52,009 --> 00:09:53,840 Leslie, I don't know what it is between you and me, 173 00:09:53,911 --> 00:09:57,347 but we don't seem to be able to spend five minutes in the same place 174 00:09:57,415 --> 00:10:00,646 without screaming or storming out on each other. 175 00:10:00,951 --> 00:10:03,545 I like you. I really do. 176 00:10:03,621 --> 00:10:06,784 And I really admire what you're trying to do with your life, but... 177 00:10:08,225 --> 00:10:12,662 We just seem to rub each other the wrong way. You know what I mean? 178 00:10:15,066 --> 00:10:18,001 Yeah, you're probably right. 179 00:10:19,637 --> 00:10:22,834 We're kind of like oil and orange juice sometimes. 180 00:10:25,109 --> 00:10:26,906 Yeah, you're right. 181 00:10:26,977 --> 00:10:28,877 I'll just keep trying with my job. 182 00:10:28,946 --> 00:10:32,177 After all, you can't go near the place anyway for a month, 183 00:10:32,249 --> 00:10:35,150 and then we'll just see what happens. Okay? 184 00:10:36,754 --> 00:10:38,722 Okay. Friends? 185 00:10:39,957 --> 00:10:41,151 Sure. 186 00:10:43,694 --> 00:10:46,060 Oh, there's one thing I forgot. 187 00:10:46,397 --> 00:10:48,695 Remember I said I wanted to talk to you about something 188 00:10:48,766 --> 00:10:50,927 just before you got sucker-punched? 189 00:10:51,001 --> 00:10:54,232 Yeah, I remember. What did you want to talk about? 190 00:10:54,705 --> 00:10:58,266 I want to talk to you about seeing me professionally. 191 00:11:00,578 --> 00:11:01,772 Nope, that came out wrong. 192 00:11:01,846 --> 00:11:03,871 I mean you professionally. 193 00:11:03,948 --> 00:11:07,509 I want to hire you, Thomas, as a private investigator. 194 00:11:07,985 --> 00:11:10,215 You see, it's my little sister. 195 00:11:10,287 --> 00:11:12,380 She called and left a message that she was in trouble 196 00:11:12,456 --> 00:11:14,424 and now she's missing. 197 00:11:15,159 --> 00:11:16,990 I need your help. 198 00:11:24,835 --> 00:11:26,302 Do you really have to do that? 199 00:11:27,138 --> 00:11:28,605 It makes me feel better, 200 00:11:29,740 --> 00:11:31,731 and it should make you feel better. 201 00:11:31,809 --> 00:11:33,436 You are where you live, you know. 202 00:11:33,511 --> 00:11:34,842 Hmm. 203 00:11:35,780 --> 00:11:39,841 Leslie, tell me something. Do you really have a sister? 204 00:11:39,917 --> 00:11:41,179 Yes! 205 00:11:41,285 --> 00:11:45,278 Well, I just thought I'd ask, 'cause last time you kind of overwhelmed me 206 00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:49,053 with stories about grandmothers, and kidney machines, and... 207 00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:51,651 And anything else I could think of to get you to help me. 208 00:11:51,729 --> 00:11:55,927 Besides, embellishments just kind of come naturally to me, I guess. 209 00:11:56,367 --> 00:11:57,994 But this is real. 210 00:11:58,068 --> 00:12:00,502 Patty is very real, and I want you to find her. 211 00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:03,868 How old is she? 212 00:12:06,811 --> 00:12:08,335 Twenty-two. 213 00:12:10,848 --> 00:12:12,406 Twenty-three? 214 00:12:14,084 --> 00:12:15,745 Well, it's been a few years. 215 00:12:15,820 --> 00:12:18,550 Yes, it sounds like you come from a very close family. 216 00:12:18,622 --> 00:12:22,183 Well, the family may not be close, but Patty and I are. 217 00:12:22,259 --> 00:12:24,124 And when was the last time you saw her? 218 00:12:24,862 --> 00:12:26,022 Um, 219 00:12:26,597 --> 00:12:27,791 1978. 220 00:12:28,232 --> 00:12:31,292 Sorry, no, that was Mary I haven't seen since '78. 221 00:12:31,368 --> 00:12:33,495 We're also a large family. 222 00:12:33,804 --> 00:12:36,102 Just show you this. 223 00:12:38,909 --> 00:12:41,070 That's Patty, and that's me. 224 00:12:42,546 --> 00:12:45,037 Yeah, it has been a few years. 225 00:12:45,249 --> 00:12:46,910 But we talk, though. 226 00:12:46,984 --> 00:12:47,973 Sometimes. 227 00:12:48,786 --> 00:12:51,050 I want to understand this. I really do. 228 00:12:51,121 --> 00:12:53,589 Uh, you've moved back to Hawaii. 229 00:12:53,657 --> 00:12:55,557 Then you conned Rick into giving you a job 230 00:12:55,626 --> 00:12:58,322 you have no evident aptitude or inclination for, 231 00:12:58,395 --> 00:13:02,195 so you could hire me to find an alleged sister 232 00:13:02,266 --> 00:13:04,063 who you haven't seen for years. Am I close? 233 00:13:04,134 --> 00:13:05,192 I knew you'd say no. 234 00:13:05,269 --> 00:13:07,294 I didn't say no! Yet. 235 00:13:07,371 --> 00:13:10,033 Why did you go through this circuitous route? 236 00:13:10,107 --> 00:13:12,166 Why didn't you just call and ask me? 237 00:13:12,243 --> 00:13:14,234 Because this is precisely the attitude 238 00:13:14,311 --> 00:13:16,506 I would have expected from you, Thomas. 239 00:13:16,580 --> 00:13:18,377 Precisely. I knew it. 240 00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:19,541 I guess I just stupidly thought 241 00:13:19,617 --> 00:13:21,744 that if you saw me making an honest effort at life, 242 00:13:21,819 --> 00:13:23,081 with a straight job and everything, 243 00:13:23,153 --> 00:13:24,814 that you would take me seriously. 244 00:13:24,889 --> 00:13:28,381 Now, that, Leslie, that is precisely the kind of logic 245 00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:30,450 that always seems to get you in trouble. 246 00:13:30,527 --> 00:13:33,587 Now, if you'd just been direct with me, I would have... 247 00:13:33,664 --> 00:13:35,222 Said no. 248 00:13:35,299 --> 00:13:36,459 That's not true. 249 00:13:36,533 --> 00:13:39,934 All right, I'll be direct. I'll be real direct. 250 00:13:40,738 --> 00:13:42,763 I've always been pretty selfish. 251 00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:45,570 Looked out for number one, let the world take care of itself. 252 00:13:45,643 --> 00:13:49,101 But right now, my sister is out there somewhere, in trouble, maybe hurt, 253 00:13:49,179 --> 00:13:51,875 and the only person that can help her is me. 254 00:13:51,949 --> 00:13:55,385 And I just thought that the only person that could help me was you. 255 00:13:55,452 --> 00:13:57,352 But I can understand if you don't want to get involved. 256 00:13:57,421 --> 00:13:58,581 It's not your problem. 257 00:13:58,689 --> 00:14:00,122 I gave it my best shot and you said no, 258 00:14:00,190 --> 00:14:02,249 so I guess I'll just have to go on by myself. 259 00:14:02,326 --> 00:14:03,657 Leslie, wait! 260 00:14:03,727 --> 00:14:05,126 But I will go on by myself 261 00:14:05,195 --> 00:14:08,289 because, for once in my life, I'd like to think that I did the right thing! 262 00:14:08,365 --> 00:14:09,627 Leslie, wait! 263 00:14:09,700 --> 00:14:11,668 For no other reason except the fact... I can't keep up! 264 00:14:11,735 --> 00:14:12,929 ...that somebody really needs me, 265 00:14:13,003 --> 00:14:15,528 and I put aside my own petty problems to help them out. 266 00:14:15,606 --> 00:14:18,439 Leslie, I'm trying to tell you I'll do it! 267 00:14:22,212 --> 00:14:23,975 Thank you, Thomas. 268 00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:26,005 You're welcome! 269 00:14:26,083 --> 00:14:29,519 Now, I need to know something about her. What does she do? 270 00:14:29,954 --> 00:14:32,388 Um, she's a hooker, like me. 271 00:14:36,627 --> 00:14:38,891 I'm not exactly sure why I agreed 272 00:14:38,963 --> 00:14:42,023 to help Leslie find this missing sister of hers. 273 00:14:42,099 --> 00:14:44,897 But, then again, maybe I am. 274 00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:49,435 Maybe it all goes back to the "appearances can be deceiving" syndrome. 275 00:14:49,506 --> 00:14:52,475 I mean, yes, Leslie has embellished in the past, 276 00:14:52,543 --> 00:14:54,875 to the point of nearly getting me killed. 277 00:14:54,945 --> 00:14:58,745 But I had a feeling that this time she wasn't embellishing, 278 00:14:58,816 --> 00:15:02,308 that she really was determined to help her sister out. 279 00:15:02,553 --> 00:15:06,011 Besides, when you have a car like a Ferrari, well, 280 00:15:06,090 --> 00:15:08,524 just like a racehorse, it needs a workout. 281 00:15:08,592 --> 00:15:11,152 Leslie, this is the fourth time 282 00:15:11,228 --> 00:15:13,458 that we have been around the block! 283 00:15:13,530 --> 00:15:15,896 Are you forgetting the address? 284 00:15:15,966 --> 00:15:17,729 No, I did not forget the address. 285 00:15:17,801 --> 00:15:19,632 I just want to make sure it's clear. 286 00:15:19,703 --> 00:15:22,137 Ah! Now, this is what I'm talking about, Leslie. 287 00:15:22,206 --> 00:15:25,733 You have to be more direct. You just want to make sure what is clear? 288 00:15:25,809 --> 00:15:27,174 The coast! What coast? 289 00:15:27,244 --> 00:15:30,475 To Cleo's apartment! Remember her? My friend. 290 00:15:31,882 --> 00:15:34,817 Besides, if her pimp's around, forget it. 291 00:15:35,819 --> 00:15:37,616 But that's why you're here, right? 292 00:15:38,922 --> 00:15:40,947 Never mind. Okay. 293 00:15:41,959 --> 00:15:43,654 Now, this is a very powerful car, 294 00:15:43,727 --> 00:15:45,922 it's going to be hard to maneuver. Be careful. 295 00:16:12,656 --> 00:16:16,092 My horoscope for the month said to get ready for some surprises. 296 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:18,128 Well, I just got that. 297 00:16:18,195 --> 00:16:20,493 But it also said I'd be marrying rich, too. 298 00:16:21,265 --> 00:16:24,132 Oh, well, one out of two ain't bad, I guess. 299 00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:27,692 Leslie, honey, you are flooring me. A waitress? 300 00:16:29,006 --> 00:16:31,531 And the former hotel detective, too. 301 00:16:31,675 --> 00:16:33,666 Aw! You're still cute. 302 00:16:33,744 --> 00:16:34,972 Thank you. 303 00:16:35,045 --> 00:16:37,275 And you're still ducking me, Cleo. 304 00:16:37,347 --> 00:16:38,939 What do you know about Patty? 305 00:16:39,783 --> 00:16:40,943 That depends. 306 00:16:41,018 --> 00:16:43,509 Please, Cleo, I gotta find her! 307 00:16:43,587 --> 00:16:45,953 A whole lot of people are thinking that way, too. 308 00:16:46,857 --> 00:16:50,418 But if you're going to bring muscle, which you're going to need, 309 00:16:50,494 --> 00:16:51,927 you should've brought one that can walk. 310 00:16:51,995 --> 00:16:53,860 He'll do. Won't he, though. 311 00:16:53,931 --> 00:16:56,695 Cut it out, Cleo! He's working! For me! 312 00:16:56,767 --> 00:16:58,758 Okay, okay, I'm sorry. 313 00:16:59,002 --> 00:17:00,765 It's just that sometimes... 314 00:17:01,071 --> 00:17:02,402 Never mind. 315 00:17:03,407 --> 00:17:04,874 Patty! 316 00:17:04,942 --> 00:17:07,775 That was taken at the Prince Kuhio Fair three weeks ago. 317 00:17:08,712 --> 00:17:10,771 Which was the last time you heard from her. Right! 318 00:17:10,848 --> 00:17:13,009 Which was the last time anybody ever heard from her. 319 00:17:14,384 --> 00:17:18,548 I don't know if you know this, but she was working down in Waikiki, 320 00:17:19,022 --> 00:17:21,354 and word has it she was skimming from her man. 321 00:17:21,425 --> 00:17:22,585 Oh! 322 00:17:22,659 --> 00:17:24,149 What happened? 323 00:17:24,228 --> 00:17:26,253 What usually happens. 324 00:17:26,330 --> 00:17:28,992 Wherever she is on this rock, I wouldn't want to be under there with her, 325 00:17:29,066 --> 00:17:30,294 that's all I can say. 326 00:17:32,669 --> 00:17:34,500 Who's her "man"? 327 00:17:35,572 --> 00:17:38,302 He calls himself "The Mighty Flinn." 328 00:17:39,143 --> 00:17:40,667 Oh, hell! 329 00:17:46,049 --> 00:17:47,573 Uh, Cleo, 330 00:17:48,785 --> 00:17:50,082 who is he? 331 00:17:50,154 --> 00:17:53,612 I don't know who he is, but I know what he is. 332 00:17:54,424 --> 00:17:55,584 Take care of her. 333 00:17:55,659 --> 00:17:56,956 Well, where do I find him? 334 00:17:57,861 --> 00:17:59,920 He usually finds you. 335 00:18:01,999 --> 00:18:03,330 Thanks. 336 00:18:05,702 --> 00:18:07,192 Um, 337 00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:09,566 call me? 338 00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:11,637 Sometimes? 339 00:18:29,626 --> 00:18:32,789 Seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, 340 00:18:32,863 --> 00:18:35,058 twenty, twenty-one... 341 00:18:35,132 --> 00:18:36,531 All right! 342 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:37,931 Hi, guys. 343 00:18:38,068 --> 00:18:39,763 Hey, Thomas. How's the ankle? 344 00:18:39,836 --> 00:18:42,464 Oh, better. I ought to... Get some rest. 345 00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:44,769 I mean, Duke is really tearing up the splits. 346 00:18:45,475 --> 00:18:47,443 I'll be fine. I'll be ready for the race. 347 00:18:48,212 --> 00:18:51,147 Well, we don't want to rush things. 348 00:18:51,215 --> 00:18:52,648 I mean, if we have a winning combination, 349 00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:56,174 we don't want to mess it up just because of a foolish sense of pride. 350 00:18:56,253 --> 00:18:58,687 Pride's got nothing to do with it! 351 00:18:59,156 --> 00:19:01,090 I'll let you guys talk. 352 00:19:02,926 --> 00:19:04,757 How could you guys? 353 00:19:04,828 --> 00:19:05,852 How could we what? 354 00:19:05,929 --> 00:19:08,329 How could you try and manipulate me out of this race? 355 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,059 Because we want to win! 356 00:19:12,936 --> 00:19:15,928 Well, okay, fine. I won't anchor. I'm still faster than Rick. 357 00:19:16,006 --> 00:19:18,167 Um, speed isn't everything, Thomas. 358 00:19:18,242 --> 00:19:20,437 At least my ankle and I will finish. 359 00:19:21,645 --> 00:19:24,876 Oh, by the way, I got that info you wanted on that Flinn guy. 360 00:19:24,948 --> 00:19:26,415 He's one tough customer, baby. 361 00:19:26,483 --> 00:19:29,816 According to Ice Pick, he keeps the obit sections in the newspaper alive. 362 00:19:29,886 --> 00:19:31,217 So I've been told. Where is he? 363 00:19:31,288 --> 00:19:32,550 At his business. 364 00:19:32,623 --> 00:19:34,386 And I bet you I know what that is. 365 00:19:34,458 --> 00:19:36,756 Probably some waterfront dive or gambling parlor... 366 00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:40,285 Uh, he runs a rug shampooing business. 367 00:19:42,165 --> 00:19:44,030 Thanks. Thank Ice Pick. 368 00:19:44,101 --> 00:19:45,625 But I don't think he did you any favors. 369 00:19:50,073 --> 00:19:52,166 Tell him I'll be ready. 370 00:20:00,050 --> 00:20:02,018 Island Breeze. 371 00:20:03,854 --> 00:20:07,585 That reminds me of when Patty and I played jump rope as kids. 372 00:20:08,191 --> 00:20:10,284 Her favorite rhyme was, 373 00:20:10,827 --> 00:20:15,696 "Tropical breeze tickles your knees. How many islands can you see? 374 00:20:15,766 --> 00:20:18,997 "One, two, three, four, five, six... 375 00:20:19,069 --> 00:20:21,663 Leslie... "...seven, eight, nine..." 376 00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:25,364 I get the idea. Wait here. 377 00:20:26,743 --> 00:20:27,732 I'll try. 378 00:20:27,811 --> 00:20:29,142 And don't move. 379 00:20:43,694 --> 00:20:46,060 Hi. Can I help you? 380 00:20:48,532 --> 00:20:51,228 I was looking to get my rug shampooed. 381 00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:54,732 Oh, yeah? Well, you've come to the right place. 382 00:21:11,555 --> 00:21:14,285 Well, most of my business is telephone order. 383 00:21:14,358 --> 00:21:15,518 Who referred you? 384 00:21:15,592 --> 00:21:16,581 A friend. 385 00:21:18,829 --> 00:21:19,989 A good friend. 386 00:21:23,166 --> 00:21:25,293 Easy on the soap, girls. 387 00:21:25,836 --> 00:21:27,133 Uh-huh. 388 00:21:29,373 --> 00:21:31,773 Look, fella, I need a reference. 389 00:21:33,076 --> 00:21:34,475 Okay, what's your name? 390 00:21:35,679 --> 00:21:36,976 Randolph Williams. 391 00:21:37,748 --> 00:21:39,579 Randolph Williams. 392 00:21:39,649 --> 00:21:43,983 Okay, you leave a credit card or $200 393 00:21:44,054 --> 00:21:45,817 and just tell me when, okay? 394 00:21:45,889 --> 00:21:47,550 And maybe who? 395 00:21:47,624 --> 00:21:50,354 Look, pal, just one time, in English. 396 00:21:50,427 --> 00:21:53,919 Well, my friend said that the person who 397 00:21:54,464 --> 00:21:57,092 cleaned his condo 398 00:21:57,167 --> 00:22:01,035 was a young blonde about 22, 23, 399 00:22:01,104 --> 00:22:04,130 and he said she did a very good job. 400 00:22:05,175 --> 00:22:07,166 Doesn't ring a bell. Maybe you should... 401 00:22:07,244 --> 00:22:10,577 Maybe I should talk to some of your maintenance people. I... 402 00:22:13,183 --> 00:22:15,014 Hold it right there! Where is she? 403 00:22:15,085 --> 00:22:16,347 That's my gun! 404 00:22:16,420 --> 00:22:17,444 Where's who? 405 00:22:17,521 --> 00:22:18,647 Where'd you get my gun? 406 00:22:18,722 --> 00:22:21,589 I cleaned up your place, remember? I must have stuck it in my purse. 407 00:22:21,658 --> 00:22:24,923 Patty Emory, my sister. What did you do to her? 408 00:22:24,995 --> 00:22:26,360 I think the two of you better leave. 409 00:22:26,430 --> 00:22:27,863 Not until you start talking. 410 00:22:27,931 --> 00:22:30,092 I think we better leave, too. 411 00:22:30,167 --> 00:22:31,862 Are you crazy? No, you are! 412 00:22:38,208 --> 00:22:39,641 What if we forget the whole thing? 413 00:22:40,577 --> 00:22:41,669 No. 414 00:22:41,745 --> 00:22:42,939 Now what do we do? 415 00:22:43,013 --> 00:22:44,742 Don't ask me, you've got the gun. 416 00:22:55,192 --> 00:22:56,989 Come on, Thomas, let's go! 417 00:23:07,070 --> 00:23:10,130 Thomas, this is hardly the time to wimp out! 418 00:23:10,707 --> 00:23:12,402 Just kidding. 419 00:23:14,110 --> 00:23:15,577 Come on! 420 00:23:25,755 --> 00:23:27,052 Leave now. 421 00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:32,152 Okay, suffer. 422 00:23:32,362 --> 00:23:33,556 But it's not gonna be my fault 423 00:23:33,630 --> 00:23:35,393 if you can't run in your dumb race on Saturday. 424 00:23:35,465 --> 00:23:37,365 Yes, it is. Because of you, it's worse. 425 00:23:38,201 --> 00:23:41,432 I'll have you know that I am a certified physical therapist. 426 00:23:41,505 --> 00:23:43,439 I'm sure you are. 427 00:23:45,809 --> 00:23:48,369 Just exactly what do you mean by that? 428 00:23:48,445 --> 00:23:50,709 Certifiable! That's what I mean! 429 00:23:50,780 --> 00:23:53,510 And you're completely irresponsible, and crazy, 430 00:23:53,583 --> 00:23:54,572 and to make matters worse, 431 00:23:54,651 --> 00:23:57,347 you made me break Robin's antique walking stick! 432 00:23:57,554 --> 00:24:00,523 Oh, big deal! I'm sure he's got another one. 433 00:24:00,590 --> 00:24:01,852 Another one? 434 00:24:01,925 --> 00:24:03,392 Another one? Do you have any idea, 435 00:24:03,460 --> 00:24:05,553 any conception, of how hard one of these... 436 00:24:05,929 --> 00:24:08,159 Never mind. Just get out of my life, now! 437 00:24:09,799 --> 00:24:11,289 On my way! 438 00:24:11,835 --> 00:24:13,325 On my way! 439 00:24:13,403 --> 00:24:16,167 But I am still going to find Patty, with you or without you. 440 00:24:16,239 --> 00:24:17,433 Oh, great! Good luck. 441 00:24:17,507 --> 00:24:20,999 Just let the cops know who the next of kin is to notify. 442 00:24:21,077 --> 00:24:23,170 Damn it! She is my next of kin! 443 00:24:23,246 --> 00:24:26,010 Leslie, please don't break anything else. 444 00:24:26,082 --> 00:24:27,743 But I really want to! 445 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:31,744 Go ahead. 446 00:24:39,396 --> 00:24:43,924 Leslie, just tell me why you barged in there with my gun. 447 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,831 I guess I was trying to be direct. 448 00:24:45,902 --> 00:24:47,335 Oh, great. That's wonderful. 449 00:24:47,404 --> 00:24:49,372 You know, that's real improvement. 450 00:24:49,439 --> 00:24:51,202 But what sense did it make? 451 00:24:51,274 --> 00:24:53,708 You know, if Flinn is also after Patty, 452 00:24:53,777 --> 00:24:56,405 then he's not going to know where she is either. Right? 453 00:24:56,479 --> 00:24:58,071 Right. Right! 454 00:24:58,148 --> 00:25:00,844 Now, my plan was to talk to one of the girls. 455 00:25:00,917 --> 00:25:03,818 That was the only way we were going to get another clue. 456 00:25:03,887 --> 00:25:05,548 Now all that's been accomplished, 457 00:25:05,622 --> 00:25:07,886 besides just about getting both of us killed 458 00:25:07,958 --> 00:25:10,153 and setting my ankle back two more days, 459 00:25:10,226 --> 00:25:13,218 and breaking Robin's antique walking stick, 460 00:25:13,496 --> 00:25:17,193 is that Flinn is going to be looking for her that much harder 461 00:25:17,267 --> 00:25:20,327 and you and I have absolutely nothing to go on! 462 00:25:22,339 --> 00:25:23,966 "You and I"? 463 00:25:25,442 --> 00:25:28,411 Does that mean you're not quitting on me? 464 00:25:29,179 --> 00:25:30,407 You're not, are you? 465 00:25:33,016 --> 00:25:36,577 I think your shift starts at the Club in about a half an hour. 466 00:25:36,686 --> 00:25:39,211 Yeah, you're right, I'd better... 467 00:25:40,023 --> 00:25:41,752 But then, how can I help you? 468 00:25:41,825 --> 00:25:43,292 You can't, you mustn't, and you won't! 469 00:25:43,360 --> 00:25:44,554 But... But nothing! 470 00:25:44,628 --> 00:25:45,822 Take the Ferrari. 471 00:25:45,895 --> 00:25:47,988 But what about you? You can't drive. 472 00:25:48,064 --> 00:25:50,225 I'll take the Audi. It's an automatic. 473 00:25:52,669 --> 00:25:54,466 Thank you, Thomas. 474 00:25:56,039 --> 00:25:57,802 You're welcome. 475 00:25:58,742 --> 00:26:00,039 You know what? 476 00:26:00,110 --> 00:26:01,475 What? 477 00:26:01,544 --> 00:26:02,977 You're a knight. 478 00:26:03,413 --> 00:26:05,074 A knight in armor. 479 00:26:05,682 --> 00:26:09,618 No, I'm not. I'm just a private investigator doing his job 480 00:26:10,453 --> 00:26:12,045 for a client he cares about. 481 00:26:12,756 --> 00:26:15,122 I'm going to find your sister. 482 00:26:16,259 --> 00:26:17,851 Thank you. 483 00:26:22,599 --> 00:26:24,089 I know what you're thinking, and you're right. 484 00:26:24,167 --> 00:26:27,295 I never should have borrowed such a valuable antique in the first place. 485 00:26:27,370 --> 00:26:30,533 And if I had to explain it to him, I knew Higgins would understand. 486 00:26:34,544 --> 00:26:36,011 Hi, Higgins. 487 00:26:38,081 --> 00:26:39,446 That is my desk. 488 00:26:39,516 --> 00:26:40,676 Yes, I know. I was just 489 00:26:41,584 --> 00:26:43,575 relaxing for a minute. 490 00:26:43,653 --> 00:26:44,881 On my desk? 491 00:26:44,954 --> 00:26:46,649 Do you need it? 492 00:26:46,890 --> 00:26:48,983 It's quite irrelevant whether I need it or not. 493 00:26:49,059 --> 00:26:53,325 The point is that one doesn't simply lounge around on another man's desk. 494 00:26:53,396 --> 00:26:54,693 So you don't need it. 495 00:26:56,399 --> 00:26:58,560 As a matter of fact, I do. 496 00:27:07,210 --> 00:27:09,576 Now, if you're quite finished loafing about... 497 00:27:11,314 --> 00:27:14,613 Oh, Higgins. You caught me red-handed. 498 00:27:15,618 --> 00:27:18,678 I wasn't actually relaxing on your desk. 499 00:27:19,889 --> 00:27:22,756 I mean, you know how important it is to the Club 500 00:27:22,826 --> 00:27:24,589 that I run in that relay race. 501 00:27:24,661 --> 00:27:28,097 And you also know that my ankle has been 502 00:27:28,164 --> 00:27:30,724 giving me a tiny little bit of trouble. 503 00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:32,768 So, I thought... No. 504 00:27:34,003 --> 00:27:35,163 "No" what? 505 00:27:35,238 --> 00:27:39,174 Whatever it is of Robin's you want to beg, borrow, or steal, no. 506 00:27:39,476 --> 00:27:40,807 Higgins, I... 507 00:27:41,377 --> 00:27:42,810 I am hurt. 508 00:27:42,879 --> 00:27:46,440 I mean, I didn't come here to beg or borrow anything. 509 00:27:46,516 --> 00:27:48,541 I came here to ask you, 510 00:27:48,718 --> 00:27:52,449 as an expert in the field of homeopathic medicine, 511 00:27:52,522 --> 00:27:53,546 your advice. 512 00:27:53,623 --> 00:27:56,649 Now, you can call that stealing if you'd like. 513 00:28:02,232 --> 00:28:04,097 You want my advice? 514 00:28:06,269 --> 00:28:08,897 Only if you want to give it to me. 515 00:28:11,141 --> 00:28:13,609 I'm sorry, Magnum, I misjudged you. 516 00:28:14,177 --> 00:28:15,269 The ankle, is it? 517 00:28:15,345 --> 00:28:16,642 Right. 518 00:28:17,113 --> 00:28:18,410 Quite. 519 00:28:19,249 --> 00:28:22,013 I do seem to recall a similar incident. 520 00:28:23,887 --> 00:28:27,618 Where is that chapter on Lizard Island? 521 00:28:30,426 --> 00:28:32,018 You don't mind if I walk around a little? 522 00:28:32,095 --> 00:28:33,392 I just don't want it to stiffen up. 523 00:28:33,463 --> 00:28:34,896 I'm listening, though. 524 00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:38,861 Ah, here it is. 525 00:28:39,969 --> 00:28:42,062 A young Kanaka boy traveling with our unit 526 00:28:42,138 --> 00:28:46,632 fell down the river embankment into the waiting jaws of a ravenous crocodile. 527 00:28:46,709 --> 00:28:49,974 Naturally, I killed the crocodile with one well-placed shot. 528 00:28:50,046 --> 00:28:52,947 But it took several hours to pry the young lad's leg loose, 529 00:28:53,016 --> 00:28:55,450 even though the crocodile was dead. 530 00:28:55,518 --> 00:28:58,646 I formulated a concoction of local herbs and river-bed clay 531 00:28:58,721 --> 00:29:00,712 to put on the wound overnight, 532 00:29:00,790 --> 00:29:05,386 which, if I say so myself, was a miraculous cure. 533 00:29:09,365 --> 00:29:11,731 Some of the elements may be a trifle difficult to come up with 534 00:29:11,801 --> 00:29:13,666 here on the Island. 535 00:29:13,736 --> 00:29:17,729 However, I feel quite certain that, 536 00:29:18,208 --> 00:29:19,903 with a little persistence... 537 00:29:25,582 --> 00:29:27,277 It seems to be working already. 538 00:29:52,242 --> 00:29:56,906 Okay, so I hadn't been completely 100º/º truthful with Higgins, 539 00:29:57,247 --> 00:30:00,011 and I had even stretched the truth a little bit with Leslie 540 00:30:00,083 --> 00:30:04,713 when I told her we had absolutely nothing to go on in terms of finding Patty. 541 00:30:08,925 --> 00:30:12,019 Even once I found a list of employee records and various clients, 542 00:30:12,095 --> 00:30:14,427 that was still basically true. 543 00:30:14,497 --> 00:30:17,523 But at least it wasn't absolutely nothing. 544 00:30:42,558 --> 00:30:44,287 In here. We'd better hurry! 545 00:30:52,168 --> 00:30:53,726 How utterly fascinating. 546 00:30:54,470 --> 00:30:58,429 Some of the more prominent personages on the Island are listed in this ledger, 547 00:30:59,008 --> 00:31:00,839 including my accountant. 548 00:31:00,910 --> 00:31:02,377 Surprise, surprise. 549 00:31:02,445 --> 00:31:06,381 Oh, and Ron Phillips, the guy who started the fight at the Club. 550 00:31:07,750 --> 00:31:10,810 And you contend that this Flinn 551 00:31:10,887 --> 00:31:12,616 was supplying them all with 552 00:31:13,356 --> 00:31:14,618 rug shampooers? 553 00:31:14,891 --> 00:31:17,052 Including my sister Patty. 554 00:31:17,727 --> 00:31:20,696 Oh, by the way, Thomas, I just wanted to thank you for... 555 00:31:20,763 --> 00:31:22,287 Please don't. 556 00:31:23,266 --> 00:31:25,097 For what? Nothing. 557 00:31:25,168 --> 00:31:26,465 For letting me take the Ferrari. 558 00:31:32,342 --> 00:31:34,207 Higgins, could you just 559 00:31:34,277 --> 00:31:37,337 check this last name on the list, J. Barnett, 560 00:31:37,413 --> 00:31:38,675 see if it rings a bell? 561 00:31:38,748 --> 00:31:41,615 His billing address is across from the State Legislature, 562 00:31:41,684 --> 00:31:44,050 and if anybody'd know a guy like that, it would certainly be you. 563 00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:46,452 You let her drive the Ferrari? 564 00:31:47,090 --> 00:31:51,083 See, uh, he was Patty's last customer. That's the place to start. 565 00:31:51,361 --> 00:31:54,057 And his secretary wouldn't take Thomas's call, so... 566 00:31:57,700 --> 00:31:59,668 I'll see what I can do. 567 00:31:59,902 --> 00:32:02,132 Great. Thanks, Mr. Higgins. 568 00:32:02,338 --> 00:32:04,203 About the Ferrari... 569 00:32:07,143 --> 00:32:08,906 I think he wants us to leave the room. 570 00:32:20,323 --> 00:32:22,848 Hello, Valerie? This is Jonathan. 571 00:32:23,292 --> 00:32:25,283 Is the Senator in? 572 00:32:27,063 --> 00:32:29,361 Jay Barnett is a plastic lobbyist. 573 00:32:29,432 --> 00:32:31,866 You mean the little wind-up kind with a key in his back? 574 00:32:31,934 --> 00:32:34,300 If you're going to prevail upon me to do your legwork for you, 575 00:32:34,370 --> 00:32:37,134 then the least I would expect is a minimum of silliness. 576 00:32:37,206 --> 00:32:40,073 You're right. I'm sorry, Higgins. Go on. 577 00:32:41,010 --> 00:32:43,672 As a matter of fact, he represents the entire plastics industry 578 00:32:43,746 --> 00:32:45,509 in the State Legislature. 579 00:32:45,581 --> 00:32:47,981 He believes you to be a representative of a Mainland company 580 00:32:48,051 --> 00:32:50,110 that wishes to relocate here. 581 00:32:50,186 --> 00:32:53,053 Well, that's terrific. Thank you, Higgins. 582 00:32:55,992 --> 00:32:58,586 Listen, you're not gonna 583 00:32:59,128 --> 00:33:00,823 get in any trouble with this, are you? 584 00:33:00,897 --> 00:33:04,298 I mean, using your connections to get me in to see this guy under false pretenses? 585 00:33:04,367 --> 00:33:05,493 Probably. 586 00:33:06,269 --> 00:33:07,793 But your cause is worthy. 587 00:33:08,438 --> 00:33:11,805 If he has anything to do with that poor girl's disappearance, well, 588 00:33:12,041 --> 00:33:14,475 I hope you nail his miserable hide. 589 00:33:18,748 --> 00:33:19,772 Hello? 590 00:33:20,016 --> 00:33:21,779 Yeah, it's me. Is Leslie with you? 591 00:33:22,518 --> 00:33:23,849 No. She went to work. 592 00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:26,252 Oh, yeah? Then, how come she didn't show up? 593 00:33:26,322 --> 00:33:27,550 She's really messing me up. 594 00:33:29,625 --> 00:33:31,217 I don't think you're the only one. 595 00:33:33,062 --> 00:33:35,257 Leslie? Yes! She did it again. 596 00:33:49,445 --> 00:33:52,278 More on "appearances can be deceiving." 597 00:33:52,348 --> 00:33:54,043 Sometimes they're not. 598 00:33:54,117 --> 00:33:57,917 Sometimes, no matter what you try not to see in someone, 599 00:33:57,987 --> 00:33:59,614 it's still going to be there. 600 00:33:59,689 --> 00:34:02,249 Zebras still have stripes, leopards spots, 601 00:34:02,325 --> 00:34:05,590 and Leslie, one thick-headed, one-track mind. 602 00:34:07,630 --> 00:34:10,224 But at least I could be thankful for a couple of things. 603 00:34:10,299 --> 00:34:12,233 Barnett's home address, for one, 604 00:34:12,301 --> 00:34:14,201 automatic transmission, for another, 605 00:34:14,270 --> 00:34:15,464 and finally, 606 00:34:15,571 --> 00:34:17,129 I was thankful, in advance, 607 00:34:17,206 --> 00:34:19,174 for having the cleverness and foresight 608 00:34:19,242 --> 00:34:21,710 to get to Barnett before Leslie did. 609 00:34:21,777 --> 00:34:25,235 Who is it? Thomas Magnum. We have an appointment. 610 00:34:32,555 --> 00:34:33,886 Small world. 611 00:34:33,956 --> 00:34:36,789 It could get a lot smaller if you don't get out of here. 612 00:34:36,859 --> 00:34:38,850 What's the matter, Jay? 613 00:34:40,796 --> 00:34:42,525 Get out of here! 614 00:34:43,299 --> 00:34:44,664 You two old friends? 615 00:34:45,902 --> 00:34:48,132 The first time I ever saw her was the other day at the Club. 616 00:34:48,204 --> 00:34:51,105 But my buddy Ron used to rent her, if you want references. 617 00:34:53,242 --> 00:34:56,177 What about that project we were working on? 618 00:34:57,647 --> 00:34:59,342 I lost interest. 619 00:35:01,951 --> 00:35:03,976 Cancel the appointment. 620 00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:05,651 Cancel everything. 621 00:35:09,725 --> 00:35:11,249 What project? 622 00:35:11,594 --> 00:35:14,688 Nothing. I don't know what he's talking about. 623 00:35:16,365 --> 00:35:19,528 Maybe you'd better tell me who you really are. 624 00:35:23,072 --> 00:35:27,532 Last and final postscript to "appearances can be deceiving." 625 00:35:27,610 --> 00:35:31,171 Sometimes it's not worth figuring out whether they are or not. 626 00:35:31,247 --> 00:35:34,375 For example, it could have taken me weeks, maybe months, 627 00:35:34,450 --> 00:35:37,010 to sort through the half-truths and white lies 628 00:35:37,086 --> 00:35:40,954 to find the real reason Leslie had for being in Barnett's apartment. 629 00:35:41,023 --> 00:35:44,459 And then, I could start in on the interesting stuff. 630 00:35:44,527 --> 00:35:48,122 Like, what was Leslie's real relationship with the pimp named Flinn? 631 00:35:48,197 --> 00:35:50,529 And had she ever had a sister named Patty? 632 00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:53,501 But I couldn't see why I should spend one more minute 633 00:35:53,569 --> 00:35:56,732 trying to find the trees through the forest of lies. 634 00:35:56,906 --> 00:35:58,897 Unless Leslie really was in trouble 635 00:35:58,975 --> 00:36:02,001 and was trying to protect me with that little act of hers. 636 00:36:39,081 --> 00:36:41,811 Sometimes I think life would be a great deal easier 637 00:36:41,884 --> 00:36:43,579 without a little voice nagging at me 638 00:36:43,653 --> 00:36:46,121 when things don't seem just right. 639 00:36:56,899 --> 00:36:59,891 And once again, it looked like my little voice was right. 640 00:36:59,969 --> 00:37:03,700 All I could hope for was that Leslie had left me some kind of a clue. 641 00:37:03,773 --> 00:37:06,037 But I wasn't counting on much. 642 00:37:16,752 --> 00:37:20,244 Fortunately, that's usually when I get a little lucky. 643 00:37:20,323 --> 00:37:22,985 "Tickles your knees, Island Breeze." 644 00:37:27,263 --> 00:37:31,461 Obviously, Leslie had found a way to leave me a message that Flinn had Patty, 645 00:37:31,901 --> 00:37:33,391 and maybe Leslie, too. 646 00:37:33,469 --> 00:37:37,405 But I knew that he wouldn't risk hiding them out at his office. 647 00:37:42,778 --> 00:37:45,576 Especially when he had a nice big warehouse tucked away 648 00:37:45,648 --> 00:37:47,843 in a rundown part of town. 649 00:38:10,306 --> 00:38:12,069 I know what you're thinking. 650 00:38:12,141 --> 00:38:14,405 Maybe most of this was my fault. 651 00:38:14,477 --> 00:38:17,913 After all, I'm the one who told Leslie to be direct. 652 00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:21,875 But, on the other hand, I didn't tell her to be too direct! 653 00:38:21,951 --> 00:38:24,249 Especially with the wrong guys. 654 00:38:41,203 --> 00:38:43,569 On the other hand, I suppose it was possible 655 00:38:43,639 --> 00:38:45,732 that I was, in some small way, responsible 656 00:38:45,808 --> 00:38:49,972 for Jay figuring out she had ulterior motives for being there. 657 00:38:50,746 --> 00:38:53,874 But, on the other hand, despite being hopelessly outnumbered, 658 00:38:53,949 --> 00:38:55,439 I did have a plan. 659 00:38:55,885 --> 00:38:57,045 A darn good one. 660 00:39:00,122 --> 00:39:03,888 One that could very well save Leslie and her sister Patty. 661 00:39:09,432 --> 00:39:11,992 I don't care what you do, just get rid of her! 662 00:39:12,067 --> 00:39:13,398 I'm not exactly in the business 663 00:39:13,469 --> 00:39:16,267 of cleaning up after sloppy politicians. 664 00:39:16,672 --> 00:39:18,435 My buddy Ron told me you were reliable 665 00:39:18,774 --> 00:39:19,763 and discreet. 666 00:39:20,209 --> 00:39:23,576 I do business with you one time, and I got nothing but problems. 667 00:39:23,646 --> 00:39:25,079 Now, you do something about it, 668 00:39:25,147 --> 00:39:28,480 or you're going to have to find a new line of work. 669 00:40:10,759 --> 00:40:12,852 Patty Emory, I presume? 670 00:40:13,896 --> 00:40:16,160 Hey! Shriners convention, 1983! 671 00:40:16,232 --> 00:40:17,665 Shh! No, no, no. 672 00:40:17,733 --> 00:40:19,166 You don't know me. 673 00:40:19,568 --> 00:40:22,867 But I'm kind of a friend of your sister's. 674 00:40:23,973 --> 00:40:26,737 You're with Leslie! You guys are here to rescue me! 675 00:40:26,809 --> 00:40:30,643 Oh, God, I can't believe it! I thought I was a dead person. 676 00:40:31,447 --> 00:40:33,005 Hey, what took you so long? 677 00:40:33,549 --> 00:40:36,814 I hope you don't mind the long route. Be careful. 678 00:40:57,306 --> 00:40:58,534 What about Leslie? 679 00:40:58,607 --> 00:41:00,734 I'll get to her in a minute. 680 00:41:00,809 --> 00:41:04,176 What the hell did you do to get so many people mad at you? 681 00:41:04,246 --> 00:41:06,806 Uh, nothing. Really. 682 00:41:07,750 --> 00:41:10,776 Well, Flinn sent me over to Barnett's place. 683 00:41:10,853 --> 00:41:12,184 So he and Barnett are connected? 684 00:41:12,254 --> 00:41:16,213 No. No, I was just supposed to go over there to deliver the weekly special, 685 00:41:16,292 --> 00:41:18,123 if you know what I mean? 686 00:41:18,193 --> 00:41:19,660 Anyway, I found some papers. 687 00:41:19,728 --> 00:41:22,925 Some correspondence that would have gotten Barnett in a whole lot of trouble 688 00:41:22,998 --> 00:41:26,991 unless he was willing to pay a small finder's fee to recover them. 689 00:41:27,069 --> 00:41:28,696 So you're blackmailing Barnett? 690 00:41:28,771 --> 00:41:30,432 Well, I kind of like to think of it 691 00:41:30,506 --> 00:41:33,202 as a shrewd financial move to set myself up in business. 692 00:41:33,275 --> 00:41:36,540 Patty's Palmistry Parlor. I give great readings. 693 00:41:39,348 --> 00:41:41,179 All right, that's enough. 694 00:41:41,250 --> 00:41:43,150 Now we're gonna have to get rid of both of these dames. 695 00:41:43,218 --> 00:41:46,278 Great! I just don't want to know anything about it. 696 00:41:46,355 --> 00:41:48,152 What exactly do you mean by "get rid of"? 697 00:41:48,223 --> 00:41:50,157 Shut up! Now go get the other one! 698 00:41:50,225 --> 00:41:51,351 Come on, get her out of here! 699 00:41:51,427 --> 00:41:52,860 Wait a minute! Where am I going? 700 00:41:53,729 --> 00:41:55,094 Just because I'm a hooker 701 00:41:55,164 --> 00:41:57,257 doesn't mean I don't have a right to my dreams-come-true. 702 00:41:57,333 --> 00:42:00,427 I didn't say you didn't, but nobody's gonna have any dreams come true 703 00:42:00,502 --> 00:42:02,970 unless I can get you and your sister out of here. Now, wait here. 704 00:42:03,038 --> 00:42:05,768 I have friends who know exactly where I am. 705 00:42:05,841 --> 00:42:07,206 And they're going to come looking for me 706 00:42:07,276 --> 00:42:08,334 if I don't call in in five minutes. 707 00:42:08,410 --> 00:42:09,707 Hey, boss, she's gone! 708 00:42:09,778 --> 00:42:11,211 Well, find her, stupid! 709 00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:13,211 What are we gonna do? 710 00:42:25,227 --> 00:42:26,319 Kenny! 711 00:43:15,310 --> 00:43:16,868 Throw it in, Flinn. It's over. 712 00:43:33,862 --> 00:43:35,454 Oh, wow! 713 00:43:35,531 --> 00:43:38,159 I haven't had this much fun since the 1968 State Fair 714 00:43:38,233 --> 00:43:41,430 when my sister Mary won the hog-riding contest! 715 00:43:42,171 --> 00:43:44,036 Or was that Wendy? 716 00:43:44,707 --> 00:43:46,174 Bunny! 717 00:43:46,275 --> 00:43:47,742 Scooter? 718 00:43:47,910 --> 00:43:49,901 Scooter! Bunny! 719 00:43:53,315 --> 00:43:55,510 I see you've met my sister. 720 00:43:57,186 --> 00:43:58,653 Bunny! 721 00:44:00,122 --> 00:44:01,419 Oh, man. 722 00:44:01,623 --> 00:44:03,488 Duke, you okay? 723 00:44:03,992 --> 00:44:05,960 I think I broke my leg. 724 00:44:09,231 --> 00:44:10,960 How's your ankle? 725 00:44:15,971 --> 00:44:20,670 Welcome to the King Kamehameha Club Charity Track and Field Games. 726 00:44:20,943 --> 00:44:25,437 The first event of the day, the 440-yard relay, will begin in three minutes. 727 00:44:42,664 --> 00:44:44,859 I brought you some water. 728 00:44:45,300 --> 00:44:48,463 I don't understand why you're not running this race with the rest of your team. 729 00:44:48,537 --> 00:44:50,095 Why'd you tell them I would do it? 730 00:44:50,172 --> 00:44:52,231 Because I made a deal. 731 00:44:52,608 --> 00:44:53,973 Huh? I made a deal with Kenny. 732 00:44:54,042 --> 00:44:55,703 He and his brother would help me at the warehouse, 733 00:44:55,778 --> 00:44:57,507 and I would withdraw from the race, 734 00:44:57,579 --> 00:44:59,479 let Duke run instead. 735 00:45:00,415 --> 00:45:02,315 Yeah, but Duke broke his ankle. 736 00:45:02,384 --> 00:45:03,749 That's their problem, not mine. 737 00:45:03,819 --> 00:45:06,481 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going back to my seat. 738 00:45:09,591 --> 00:45:12,151 Hey! Don't you think you're being a little bit petulant? 739 00:45:12,227 --> 00:45:13,353 No! 740 00:45:14,463 --> 00:45:17,091 I think your pride and ego are hurt. 741 00:45:17,166 --> 00:45:20,135 I also think part of this is you're mad at me, too. 742 00:45:20,202 --> 00:45:24,536 You're mad because I stole Jay Barnett's address and jumped the gun. 743 00:45:24,807 --> 00:45:27,037 All right. Yes, you're right. 744 00:45:27,109 --> 00:45:29,600 Although this is hardly the time or place to bring it up. 745 00:45:29,678 --> 00:45:32,875 Why in the hell would you do something so stupid? Why? 746 00:45:32,948 --> 00:45:36,748 I was just trying to do what you told me to do, be direct. 747 00:45:36,819 --> 00:45:38,548 That's not direct, that's stupid. 748 00:45:40,355 --> 00:45:42,789 Yeah, you're right. It was stupid. 749 00:45:43,192 --> 00:45:45,353 It was stupid of me to almost get myself killed 750 00:45:45,427 --> 00:45:47,554 when I could've just waited and let you handle it. 751 00:45:47,629 --> 00:45:50,689 But do you want to know why I did something so stupid? 752 00:45:50,766 --> 00:45:52,791 More than I can tell you. 753 00:45:52,868 --> 00:45:57,328 The only reason I did something so stupid is because I love my sister. 754 00:45:59,441 --> 00:46:01,204 And I just felt that the bottom line was, 755 00:46:01,276 --> 00:46:04,006 considering who we were going up against, 756 00:46:04,079 --> 00:46:07,981 that if anybody was going to get hurt, or worse, trying to get her back, 757 00:46:08,050 --> 00:46:10,245 I'd rather it be me than you, 758 00:46:11,086 --> 00:46:13,452 because the other bottom line here is 759 00:46:13,522 --> 00:46:16,218 I kind of, in a weird way, love you, too. 760 00:46:20,028 --> 00:46:21,996 Well, you don't have to be that direct. 761 00:46:22,731 --> 00:46:25,825 Hey, you don't have to take it so personally. 762 00:46:26,201 --> 00:46:27,828 I love a lot of things. 763 00:46:27,903 --> 00:46:30,963 Sunsets, piña coladas, do-wop. 764 00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:34,508 I'd also love to see you run this damn race! 765 00:46:34,576 --> 00:46:36,237 Runners to your marks. 766 00:46:47,589 --> 00:46:49,022 Set... 767 00:47:00,168 --> 00:47:01,567 Go get 'em, Thomas.