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Tell me how you killed the Fatman and why.
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Oh, no!
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Magnum, everybody knows
it's a murder.
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Jean Claude Fornier
was poisoned.
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Poisoned?
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Strychnine
in his French onion soup.
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You dirty rat.
I'm gonna rub you out.
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I'm afraid you got
the wrong hombre, pilgrim.
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How did you know
it was a murder?
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Luther Gillis works alone.
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Duck!
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What's the deal?
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No deal.
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Tell me how you killed the Fatman and why.
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Maybe I can
talk to the Lieutenant
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about a few weeks off
for good behavior.
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I'm not going in.
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Why, Wilmer?
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You said
you were coming alone.
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I lied.
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Who else knows
about the Fatman?
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Now, if I told you that,
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you'd have your goons
shoot me.
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Care for a cigarette?
The names...
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Say, Goliath,
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you don't happen to
have a match, do you?
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Come on, Wilmer.
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You killed 'em.
You killed 'em.
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We got here
as fast as we could.
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You all right, Magnum?
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Take him away, boys,
murder one.
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Oh, and you better call the
coroner for the other two.
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It's all over, Inspector.
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Looks like you wrapped up
another one for us.
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Got a match?
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Oh, hi, boss.
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You still here, Precious?
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Yeah, I'm just trying to
decide what bills to pay.
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Oh, by the way,
you have a late caller.
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The Fatman's widow.
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You forgot to tell me
she's such a looker.
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Lock the door behind you on
your way out, will you, Precious?
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Hello, Angel.
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Out a little late,
aren't you?
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I heard you got Wilmer.
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I don't know
how I'll ever repay you.
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Cash would be fine.
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But you don't understand.
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I mean, I don't know how I'll
ever be able to repay you.
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You see, the Fatman,
he left me completely broke.
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I don't have a dime
to my name.
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Oh, Angel,
that's not what you told me
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when you walked in here
three days ago.
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I lied.
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I've got
something else for you.
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Something better than money.
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Not tonight, Angel,
I have a headache.
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What is it? It's heavy.
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The stuff dreams are made of.
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Like any of us,
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Thomas Magnum
has his ups and downs.
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Kind of goes
with the territory.
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I mean, hey,
none of us are perfect.
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Not even me.
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But you can be sure
of one thing,
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every time I came
to Bananaland on a case,
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he was always there
to back me up,
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to do the little things that don't
always show up in the box score.
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Providing me with the back-up
and the legwork
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that enabled me
to crack three major cases.
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Speaking of
the word "cracked",
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it reminds me of a time my little
brother thought he was a chicken.
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We should have took him
to the doctor for a cure,
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but we needed the eggs.
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Well, enough of the frivolity.
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So, in conclusion,
I just wanna say
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that I'm very proud
to be here today
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and be one of the Joes
that's taking part in honoring
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our pal, Tom Magnum, as Local
Private Investigator of the Year.
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And I hope to say
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that maybe next year he'll get
lucky and win the real award.
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The national one.
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Well, thanks again, and I just
wanna turn the festivities back
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to that super flash of a P.I.,
Richard Lindley, our Pres.
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How'd I do?
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You were wonderful, Luther.
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I thought so.
Great joke, huh?
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Thank you,
Mr. Gillis.
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It's always a pleasure
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to hear from one of the
pioneers in the field.
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Now I would like to
bring to the podium
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not a private investigator,
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but nonetheless, a gentleman who
is as expert at law enforcement
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as anyone who is attending
this convention.
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The man who
almost single-handedly
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crippled the drug dealers
in Southern France
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and their leader,
Marcel Dubray.
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A man whose methods
may not be sanctioned
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by the Supreme Court
or the World Court,
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but so far they have
the good sense
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to let him keep on doing what
he does best to the criminals,
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and that's arresting them.
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So, ladies and gentlemen,
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I give you
Inspector Jean Claude Fornier
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of the
Marseilles Police Department.
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Merci. Thank you.
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You're all too kind.
Much too kind.
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For your accolades
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should be reserved to the
gentleman seated here on the dais,
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the great private
investigator, Thomas Magnum.
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I only did work
with him briefly,
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but in that very short time,
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I learned
much of his many talents,
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his bravery,
his unique singing ability,
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and his unique friends.
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It gives me pleasure
to present this award,
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for without the incredible efforts
of this great private investigator,
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I would be dead today.
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No!
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No! Jean Claude!
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Jean Claude?
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Thomas.
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Oh, gee, he croaked.
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Thomas,
I just can't believe it.
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It just doesn't
make any sense, does it?
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He was such a charming,
vibrant man.
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I remember the time
he was shot
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and I came over and I brought him
some Chinese take-out, you know.
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And then you came in
and you were jealous.
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I wasn't jealous.
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That's not what you told me.
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Yeah. You said that...
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I said Jean Claude was
a great guy.
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Now, we've still got the room
you guys gave me...
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There goes our party
right out the window,
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right along with your award.
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But there'll be
other awards, T.M.
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Now, wait a minute. Wait
just a minute. I'm shocked.
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No, no,
I'm more than shocked.
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I'm hurt that you guys
would think for one minute,
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one tiny little second,
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that this silly,
unimportant little trinket
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could have
any meaning to me
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when put up against
the death of a human being.
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Who you didn't like.
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What's that got to do
with anything?
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We're talking about
a human life here.
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Oh, Thomas,
that's so beautiful.
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Yeah. I'm sorry.
Hey, I misjudged you, T.M.
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I mean, I know how much
you were counting on
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having that thing
on your mantle and I...
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I wasn't
counting on anything.
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I mean, yes, I was flattered,
okay, I was proud.
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But so what?
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I mean, what really matters
is a friend,
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a member of the profession
has crossed the river.
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That's what counts.
Not this, this...
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Award?
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You're upset, Carol.
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We've still got the room.
You go upstairs and rest.
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Nobody goes anywhere.
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Gentlemen.
Carol, my condolences.
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What are you doing here?
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Investigating a murder.
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I'm not
investigating a murder.
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You're going to a funeral.
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I'm going to Detroit
on vacation.
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Jean Claude Fornier
was poisoned.
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Oh, my God. Poisoned? How?
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According to forensics,
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with about enough strychnine
in his French onion soup
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to wipe out half of the
rat population of Waimanalo.
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Which means someone at the
convention must have done it.
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You got any leads?
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Oh, no, you don't.
This is not my case.
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The only reason I came
down here before I left
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is to order everyone to
stay exactly where they are.
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No one leaves town.
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Bad luck about the award, Magnum.
I know you were counting on it.
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If you're going on vacation,
who's handling the case?
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Luther.
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Right again, big guy.
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No wonder they gave you
the old Poop 'n' Snoop Award.
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Better luck next time.
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What are you doing here?
Nothing.
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You're investigating
the murder, aren't you?
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You are.
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How did you know
it was a murder?
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Everybody knows
Jean Claude was quaffed.
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It's all over the hotel.
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You're looking for
some of the action, too, huh?
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Forget about it, pal.
Luther Gillis works alone.
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I don't want to
work with you, Luther.
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Don't beg, Tom,
please don't beg.
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You stay out of my way.
Do you understand?
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Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
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00:13:06,025 --> 00:13:08,084
Hey, hold it, gentlemen.
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Ray Lemon.
Hotel Security.
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What are you two
doing up on this floor?
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Looking for the ice machine.
Luther...
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00:13:15,367 --> 00:13:17,767
I need some ice. I need
a drink. I need a drink.
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00:13:17,837 --> 00:13:19,566
Sorry, I got to
get my friend to his room.
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You know, get him some coffee.
You know what I mean?
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Yeah, you guys
wouldn't be so ambitious
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as to try and con me
now, would you?
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I mean, you're only about
the 10th and 11th P.I.'s
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I've caught skulking around
looking for a clue.
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Really?
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Really.
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00:13:32,985 --> 00:13:34,612
Thomas Magnum?
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You're the guy they're
throwing the shindig for?
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00:13:38,624 --> 00:13:39,784
Well, yeah, yes, I am.
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That's in the old dumper now,
isn't it?
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00:13:42,561 --> 00:13:44,495
Well, it's unimportant,
really, Mr. Lemon.
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00:13:44,563 --> 00:13:47,123
Well, let me
give you guys a little clue.
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The police are guarding
the victim's room.
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So go play Sam Spade in
somebody else's hotel, will you?
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Hey, sure.
No problem.
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We'll stay
out of the way.
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Oh, listen, by the way,
I haven't heard.
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Who's the police detective
assigned to this case?
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John Wayne.
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00:14:05,551 --> 00:14:08,042
Never a lawman
when you need one.
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That rookie
better show up soon
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00:14:09,855 --> 00:14:12,585
or I'll have him pounding a
beat in a cane field, by golly.
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00:14:12,658 --> 00:14:16,492
Oh, yeah? He'll have to
step over me first. See.
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00:14:16,562 --> 00:14:18,427
What?
What are you talking about?
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I'm doing
Edward G. Robinson.
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See? See?
I'll get you for that. See?
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You know?
Uh, no, I don't know.
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00:14:24,803 --> 00:14:27,431
You don't know? What do
you mean, you don't know?
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00:14:27,506 --> 00:14:30,907
Everyone who's anyone has
heard of Edward G. Robinson.
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How about Cagney?
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You dirty rat.
I'm gonna rub you out.
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00:14:39,885 --> 00:14:42,012
Okay, now it's your turn.
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00:14:42,588 --> 00:14:47,082
I'm afraid you got the wrong hombre,
pilgrim. I don't do impressions.
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Oh, yeah? Let's see if you
can figure this one out.
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I know
what you're thinking.
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00:14:53,832 --> 00:14:58,201
Lieutenant Gordon Katsumoto had
already searched Jean Claude's room
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and had probably impounded
anything that might resemble a clue.
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00:15:01,307 --> 00:15:05,004
So why chance getting busted
by going over barren ground?
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00:15:05,077 --> 00:15:07,045
Well, maybe
because of something
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Jean Claude had told me once
in confidence.
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Something about
a little black book
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that he hid
in a very special place
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whenever he felt
his life was in danger.
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And maybe remembering those little
details told to you over a beer
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is what makes the difference between
an award-winning private investigator
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and your
run-of-the-mill gumshoe.
250
00:15:29,368 --> 00:15:30,995
Freeze, Magnum.
251
00:15:35,641 --> 00:15:37,973
Let me count the felonies.
252
00:15:44,316 --> 00:15:46,648
Put it down, Tracy.
253
00:15:46,986 --> 00:15:49,580
You better tell me
what you're doing here.
254
00:15:49,655 --> 00:15:51,418
Wait a minute,
wait a minute.
255
00:15:51,490 --> 00:15:53,924
You ain't heard
nothing yet, folks.
256
00:15:54,326 --> 00:15:59,286
No. I think you better tell me
what you're doing here, Tracy.
257
00:15:59,365 --> 00:16:01,833
Now, I know you're not
a meter maid anymore,
258
00:16:01,900 --> 00:16:04,994
but I don't think patrolmen,
patrolwomen,
259
00:16:05,671 --> 00:16:09,266
are supposed to be lurking around
murder sites out of uniform.
260
00:16:09,341 --> 00:16:12,071
Especially with Homicide
right outside the door.
261
00:16:12,144 --> 00:16:13,304
I know that.
262
00:16:15,047 --> 00:16:16,674
How did you get on
Jean Claude's balcony?
263
00:16:16,749 --> 00:16:19,013
Or should I ask
Lieutenant Katsumoto?
264
00:16:19,084 --> 00:16:20,642
No!
265
00:16:20,753 --> 00:16:22,448
...guys, it's Dirty Harry.
266
00:16:22,554 --> 00:16:23,578
Dirty who?
267
00:16:23,656 --> 00:16:25,988
Talk to me, Tracy. Dirty who?
What's the matter with you?
268
00:16:26,058 --> 00:16:28,356
Softly.
Dirty Harry. You know?
269
00:16:28,427 --> 00:16:31,726
Okay. I'm no longer a cop.
"Go ahead, make my day."
270
00:16:33,165 --> 00:16:34,757
Why?
I got fired.
271
00:16:37,069 --> 00:16:39,037
Why?
Oh, it's really not important.
272
00:16:39,104 --> 00:16:40,264
Well, how about,
273
00:16:41,140 --> 00:16:42,664
"What's up, Doc?
274
00:16:42,741 --> 00:16:44,641
"You wascally wabbit...
275
00:16:44,710 --> 00:16:47,201
"Don't get excited, Rick,
I'm just..."
276
00:16:47,279 --> 00:16:49,076
Inka dinka doo
277
00:16:49,148 --> 00:16:51,139
It's okay, it's okay.
278
00:16:51,216 --> 00:16:54,185
Now, for the last time, Tracy,
what are you doing here?
279
00:16:54,253 --> 00:16:56,687
I am trying
to solve the murder.
280
00:16:57,423 --> 00:16:58,890
How'd you know
it was a murder?
281
00:16:58,957 --> 00:17:01,551
Magnum, everybody knows
it's a murder.
282
00:17:02,594 --> 00:17:04,118
What, are you freelancing?
283
00:17:04,196 --> 00:17:05,823
Of course not.
284
00:17:06,665 --> 00:17:09,634
I'm a regular P.I. Now.
Just like you.
285
00:17:10,169 --> 00:17:13,935
In the employ of the Richard
Lindley Detective Agency.
286
00:17:14,173 --> 00:17:16,232
The Richard Lindley,
you know,
287
00:17:16,308 --> 00:17:19,607
the President of the American
Association of Private Investigators.
288
00:17:19,678 --> 00:17:23,170
The guy who was in charge
of the ceremony for the award
289
00:17:23,982 --> 00:17:25,916
that you never got.
290
00:17:30,289 --> 00:17:31,813
Have you talked to Lindley?
291
00:17:31,890 --> 00:17:34,017
Yeah. About an hour ago.
292
00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:35,584
Did he say any...
293
00:17:35,661 --> 00:17:37,288
The plane, the plane... What plane?
294
00:17:37,363 --> 00:17:41,197
Were they talking about
rescheduling the award or anything?
295
00:17:41,367 --> 00:17:42,391
No.
296
00:17:43,068 --> 00:17:46,162
Oh. Well, it's not important.
297
00:17:47,473 --> 00:17:48,497
Look, Mr. Gillis...
298
00:17:48,574 --> 00:17:52,874
So, what do you say, let's help each
other out and solve this grounder?
299
00:17:53,278 --> 00:17:54,905
From the
greatest movie ever made.
300
00:17:54,980 --> 00:17:57,574
Just like old times.
Ready? Here goes.
301
00:17:57,649 --> 00:18:00,277
And this is
your last chance.
302
00:18:00,352 --> 00:18:03,810
Frankly, Inspector,
I don't give a damn.
303
00:18:04,556 --> 00:18:08,185
Look, it's been a pleasure
chatting with you, Mr. Gillis,
304
00:18:08,260 --> 00:18:10,751
but I have to go inside
and call downtown.
305
00:18:10,829 --> 00:18:13,320
A uniformed policeman was
supposed to be here 15 minutes ago.
306
00:18:13,399 --> 00:18:14,457
Uh, wait!
What?
307
00:18:14,533 --> 00:18:16,160
Uh, The Three Stooges!
308
00:18:18,604 --> 00:18:20,299
Look, pilgrim,
you take your hands away,
309
00:18:20,372 --> 00:18:22,203
or you're facing
a one-way trip to Boot Hill.
310
00:18:24,009 --> 00:18:25,670
What was that?
The Three Stooges.
311
00:18:25,744 --> 00:18:26,870
That's it!
312
00:18:26,945 --> 00:18:29,709
Get out or I'll place you under
arrest for obstruction of justice.
313
00:18:29,782 --> 00:18:31,113
Let's go.
Now, if you're not gone
314
00:18:31,183 --> 00:18:32,810
by the time
I finish my call, I'll...
315
00:18:35,888 --> 00:18:37,549
Hey, hey, are you all right?
316
00:18:37,623 --> 00:18:39,557
Oh, it's my ticker.
317
00:18:39,625 --> 00:18:41,388
Get the paramedicals.
318
00:18:41,460 --> 00:18:44,361
Oh, hang on, partner,
I'll be right back.
319
00:18:45,464 --> 00:18:47,625
Isn't this exciting?
No, it isn't.
320
00:18:47,699 --> 00:18:52,068
Tracy, you're a nice person,
but every time I'm around you,
321
00:18:52,738 --> 00:18:55,366
things just seem to fall
apart. You know what I mean?
322
00:18:55,441 --> 00:18:57,807
Oh, gee, Thomas,
why are you so upset?
323
00:18:57,876 --> 00:18:59,343
I'm not upset!
324
00:18:59,411 --> 00:19:00,571
Yes, you are.
325
00:19:00,646 --> 00:19:02,170
Okay, okay,
326
00:19:03,115 --> 00:19:05,447
if it makes you happy,
I'm upset.
327
00:19:05,717 --> 00:19:07,207
I could tell.
328
00:19:10,122 --> 00:19:11,612
Here, catch.
329
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:17,428
How do you get fired
by the police department
330
00:19:17,496 --> 00:19:19,726
and hired by someone
like Richard Lindley?
331
00:19:19,798 --> 00:19:21,766
Well, that's
a very long story.
332
00:19:21,834 --> 00:19:23,233
See, it all started...
333
00:19:23,302 --> 00:19:26,294
Never mind, Tracy.
I don't... Never mind.
334
00:19:27,272 --> 00:19:30,298
Here I come, get my leg.
335
00:19:30,909 --> 00:19:32,342
I got it.
336
00:19:35,948 --> 00:19:37,108
Catch my...
337
00:19:38,951 --> 00:19:40,384
Whoa!
338
00:19:43,222 --> 00:19:44,348
Thank you.
339
00:19:46,859 --> 00:19:48,258
Tracy,
340
00:19:49,895 --> 00:19:52,159
I can't stop you
from investigating,
341
00:19:52,231 --> 00:19:55,291
but Jean Claude Fornier was
kind of a friend of mine.
342
00:19:55,367 --> 00:19:56,459
Really?
Really.
343
00:19:56,535 --> 00:19:59,436
So it's important to me that
I find out who his killer is
344
00:19:59,505 --> 00:20:01,370
without any interference.
345
00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:04,876
So I'm sure you'll understand
why I have to do this
346
00:20:07,045 --> 00:20:08,034
alone.
347
00:20:12,551 --> 00:20:14,883
Paramedics'll take another three
and a half minutes to get here.
348
00:20:14,953 --> 00:20:17,319
Oh, great. All I need
is another stiff.
349
00:20:17,389 --> 00:20:18,686
I gonna try some CPR.
350
00:20:18,757 --> 00:20:19,746
Okay.
351
00:20:20,292 --> 00:20:22,089
I'm not
that kind of boy, pal.
352
00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:23,718
But maybe
if you play your cards right,
353
00:20:23,795 --> 00:20:26,662
I might let you take me to the
party at the hospitality suite.
354
00:20:26,732 --> 00:20:27,994
But... But you were just...
355
00:20:28,066 --> 00:20:29,966
Probably gas.
356
00:20:30,669 --> 00:20:33,035
Thanks for everything, pal.
See you around.
357
00:20:33,105 --> 00:20:35,130
See?
358
00:20:43,949 --> 00:20:46,679
I know what you're thinking,
but this time you're wrong.
359
00:20:46,752 --> 00:20:48,913
Sure, it's a great feeling
to be the one guy
360
00:20:48,987 --> 00:20:51,956
who finally cracks
a major case all on his own.
361
00:20:52,024 --> 00:20:54,219
But I'm not really the kind of
private investigator
362
00:20:54,293 --> 00:20:57,057
who has to always work alone
and grab all the glory.
363
00:20:57,129 --> 00:21:00,758
I believe in teamwork and pulling
together to get the job done.
364
00:21:00,832 --> 00:21:03,357
And I'm not too proud to
ask for help when I need it.
365
00:21:03,435 --> 00:21:07,269
But when it comes to Tracy
Spencer and Luther H. Gillis,
366
00:21:07,606 --> 00:21:08,971
I'd rather do it myself.
367
00:21:11,376 --> 00:21:13,173
Who is it?
Gillis.
368
00:21:20,218 --> 00:21:21,776
All right!
369
00:21:22,721 --> 00:21:24,689
Boy, that just worked
like bear grease
370
00:21:24,756 --> 00:21:28,419
on the lock of the ladies'
room at the Cleveland City Hall.
371
00:21:29,194 --> 00:21:32,755
Reminds me of a case I had
in Calumet City back in '66.
372
00:21:33,699 --> 00:21:35,599
It was a trucking company.
373
00:21:35,667 --> 00:21:39,728
They were using their rigs to transport
illegal cases of peanut butter.
374
00:21:39,805 --> 00:21:41,238
Illegal peanut butter?
375
00:21:41,306 --> 00:21:44,173
Yeah, but that's not what
was really on the inside.
376
00:21:44,242 --> 00:21:46,733
But quit meandering, Magnum.
377
00:21:46,812 --> 00:21:49,906
You got to live in the present.
The right here and the now.
378
00:21:49,982 --> 00:21:51,279
What did you find?
379
00:21:51,350 --> 00:21:52,510
I didn't find anything.
380
00:21:52,584 --> 00:21:55,781
What? What do you mean
you didn't find anything?
381
00:21:55,921 --> 00:21:57,980
After all I went through?
382
00:21:58,056 --> 00:21:59,648
And you inside there
dropping more stuff
383
00:21:59,725 --> 00:22:02,421
than DiMaggio did
in his entire career.
384
00:22:03,762 --> 00:22:05,559
You wouldn't be holding
back on me, would you?
385
00:22:05,631 --> 00:22:07,531
Me? Luther.
386
00:22:08,100 --> 00:22:09,192
All right. All right.
387
00:22:09,267 --> 00:22:11,633
The scrounges who killed
that frog are gonna pay.
388
00:22:11,703 --> 00:22:14,604
Even if I have to do it
without your help.
389
00:22:14,773 --> 00:22:16,604
I'll let you know
if I find anything.
390
00:22:16,675 --> 00:22:19,576
Nice try, though.
And I'd watch the booze.
391
00:22:19,645 --> 00:22:21,374
It ain't that bad.
392
00:22:42,334 --> 00:22:43,665
Magnum!
393
00:22:47,472 --> 00:22:48,734
Magnum!
394
00:22:52,077 --> 00:22:54,841
It actually got worse.
Between Luther and Tracy,
395
00:22:54,913 --> 00:22:58,041
then Gordon wanting to know
what games Luther was playing,
396
00:22:58,116 --> 00:23:00,107
and finally, Ray Lemon,
the hotel dick,
397
00:23:00,185 --> 00:23:02,176
again warning me
to stay out of his way,
398
00:23:02,254 --> 00:23:03,812
there was more traffic
in my room
399
00:23:03,889 --> 00:23:06,756
than on Kuhio Avenue
on a Saturday night.
400
00:23:08,927 --> 00:23:11,862
But there was another reason
for leaving my hotel room.
401
00:23:11,963 --> 00:23:13,260
A better reason.
402
00:23:13,331 --> 00:23:15,424
It had to do with
comforting a friend.
403
00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:19,266
A friend who'd lost someone she'd
become seriously involved with.
404
00:23:19,337 --> 00:23:20,702
And that was
at least as important
405
00:23:20,772 --> 00:23:24,640
as finding out what clues Fornier's
little black book might hold.
406
00:23:24,710 --> 00:23:26,371
Oh, Thomas.
407
00:23:29,314 --> 00:23:31,475
This was written last night.
408
00:23:31,950 --> 00:23:33,747
"For your accolades
should be reserved
409
00:23:33,819 --> 00:23:36,788
"for the gentleman
seated here on the dais..."
410
00:23:38,223 --> 00:23:40,555
It was his
presentation speech.
411
00:23:44,029 --> 00:23:47,226
He certainly did write a
lot of nice things about you.
412
00:23:47,299 --> 00:23:49,995
Carol, I'm sorry if this
is too painful for you.
413
00:23:50,068 --> 00:23:53,060
What was that reference
to your singing about?
414
00:23:54,306 --> 00:23:55,671
I think you better
let me see that.
415
00:23:55,741 --> 00:23:56,901
Wait! Listen.
416
00:23:56,975 --> 00:24:00,240
"I know everything,
yet I know nothing.
417
00:24:01,079 --> 00:24:04,879
"And whether to tell Monsieur
Misty about it is the question.
418
00:24:04,950 --> 00:24:06,713
"Perhaps it is yet too early,
419
00:24:06,785 --> 00:24:09,049
"but the fruit of the lemon
420
00:24:09,121 --> 00:24:12,557
"is beginning to leave a bitter
after-taste in the palate.
421
00:24:12,624 --> 00:24:13,852
"More later."
422
00:24:13,925 --> 00:24:15,916
Who is Monsieur Misty?
423
00:24:17,662 --> 00:24:19,357
Ray Lemon.
What?
424
00:24:19,431 --> 00:24:20,989
"The fruit of the lemon
425
00:24:21,066 --> 00:24:23,534
"is beginning to leave a
bitter aftertaste in the palate"
426
00:24:23,602 --> 00:24:27,231
I think he's talking about Ray Lemon,
the hotel detective at the Royal Surf.
427
00:24:27,305 --> 00:24:29,170
Oh, that's an awfully
big reach, Thomas.
428
00:24:29,241 --> 00:24:30,435
No, but maybe not, Carol.
429
00:24:30,509 --> 00:24:32,033
I mean, Jean Claude
wasn't the kind of guy
430
00:24:32,110 --> 00:24:34,340
who'd come all the way from
France just to give me an award.
431
00:24:34,412 --> 00:24:36,539
You're worrying about your
award at a time like this?
432
00:24:36,615 --> 00:24:38,014
Oh, no, no, no!
I'm not! I'm not!
433
00:24:38,083 --> 00:24:40,108
I mean, that's not important
now. It's just that...
434
00:24:40,185 --> 00:24:43,985
Carol, I mean, Jean Claude and
I didn't always see eye to eye.
435
00:24:44,055 --> 00:24:48,082
Why would he, of all people, come
all that way to give you the award?
436
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,025
Exactly.
Unless he was on a case.
437
00:24:50,095 --> 00:24:53,258
Tracking down Monsieur Misty,
who you think is Ray Lemon.
438
00:24:53,331 --> 00:24:55,265
No, I'm Monsieur Misty.
439
00:24:56,601 --> 00:24:57,727
What?
440
00:24:59,037 --> 00:25:00,732
This is stupid.
441
00:25:02,507 --> 00:25:06,671
Well, on the Dubray case, you know,
we went to this sing-along bar.
442
00:25:08,246 --> 00:25:09,975
I kind of sang Misty.
443
00:25:12,017 --> 00:25:13,484
Oh, Thomas.
444
00:25:14,386 --> 00:25:16,149
What did he sing?
445
00:25:16,221 --> 00:25:19,452
I don't know.
Sentimental Journey.
446
00:25:20,058 --> 00:25:21,582
Our song!
447
00:25:23,528 --> 00:25:25,120
Oh, Thomas...
448
00:25:26,097 --> 00:25:27,997
Oh, no, Carol, I'm sorry.
449
00:25:28,066 --> 00:25:29,897
Look, don't do that.
It's okay.
450
00:25:33,205 --> 00:25:35,139
He'd want you to go on.
451
00:25:35,941 --> 00:25:37,135
Okay.
452
00:25:38,243 --> 00:25:39,574
Okay.
453
00:25:41,980 --> 00:25:45,211
I'll be waiting up for heaven
454
00:25:45,717 --> 00:25:49,175
Counting every mile
of railroad track
455
00:25:50,088 --> 00:25:52,181
He'd want you to go on.
456
00:25:53,592 --> 00:25:54,854
Okay.
457
00:25:55,527 --> 00:25:59,395
So, could you put your computer on overtime?
458
00:25:59,464 --> 00:26:01,091
You know, any name.
459
00:26:01,166 --> 00:26:03,691
A dry cleaners, a clerk at a flower
shop that could mean something...
460
00:26:03,768 --> 00:26:06,498
How did you know
that he sent me flowers?
461
00:26:06,972 --> 00:26:10,464
I don't know.
He was that kind of guy.
462
00:26:12,143 --> 00:26:13,906
Oh, Thomas...
463
00:26:13,979 --> 00:26:17,415
Oh, no, Carol, now don't do
that. It's okay, it's okay.
464
00:26:17,616 --> 00:26:19,880
Oh, it's okay.
Don't do that.
465
00:26:30,428 --> 00:26:32,396
Stay down.
No problem.
466
00:26:37,302 --> 00:26:39,497
Hey, it's me.
467
00:26:41,239 --> 00:26:44,675
Sorry to barge in like this,
but some wimp just shot me.
468
00:26:54,786 --> 00:26:56,913
What's the prognosis,
Doctor?
469
00:26:56,988 --> 00:26:58,387
He'll live.
470
00:26:59,357 --> 00:27:01,291
Any lasting
repercussions?
471
00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:04,294
I think the javelin throw
is out for the time being.
472
00:27:04,362 --> 00:27:05,420
Can he talk now?
473
00:27:05,497 --> 00:27:06,691
Oh, he can talk all right.
474
00:27:06,765 --> 00:27:09,256
As a matter of fact, he hasn't quit
talking since we brought him in here.
475
00:27:09,334 --> 00:27:10,358
Great.
476
00:27:10,435 --> 00:27:12,596
I'll check in
on him later.
477
00:27:13,939 --> 00:27:15,201
This isn't going to work.
478
00:27:15,273 --> 00:27:17,764
Of course it will. It always
has for you in the past.
479
00:27:17,842 --> 00:27:22,074
Yes, but in the past, there was a
certain basic level of intelligence.
480
00:27:22,147 --> 00:27:23,136
Whereas here...
481
00:27:23,214 --> 00:27:24,613
It's okay, Chuckie.
482
00:27:24,683 --> 00:27:26,514
We'll find the guys
who did this to you.
483
00:27:26,584 --> 00:27:27,881
Oh, no. Not again.
484
00:27:27,953 --> 00:27:29,648
Who's Chuckie?
Come on, Higgins.
485
00:27:29,721 --> 00:27:32,121
This could be our only chance to
find out who was shooting at him.
486
00:27:32,190 --> 00:27:33,919
Who's Chuckie?
487
00:27:34,159 --> 00:27:35,649
Very well.
488
00:27:40,532 --> 00:27:42,523
Keep your eyes on the watch.
489
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:44,568
I got my own watch, Chuckie.
490
00:27:44,636 --> 00:27:45,694
Would you tell me
who Chuckie is?
491
00:27:47,038 --> 00:27:49,006
You're getting sleepy.
492
00:27:49,774 --> 00:27:52,902
You will remember
everything you saw last night.
493
00:27:53,011 --> 00:27:54,308
Blanche.
494
00:27:54,379 --> 00:27:57,280
Who's Blanche?
Will you be quiet? Please.
495
00:28:03,154 --> 00:28:05,281
Higgins, it's working.
496
00:28:08,626 --> 00:28:11,356
Perhaps I overestimated
the requirements.
497
00:28:11,429 --> 00:28:13,659
Will you ask him
about the car?
498
00:28:14,566 --> 00:28:16,761
Try to visualize last night.
499
00:28:17,669 --> 00:28:19,466
You were following Magnum.
500
00:28:19,537 --> 00:28:23,633
Magnum. Oh, yeah.
Too bad about his award.
501
00:28:25,343 --> 00:28:27,868
I wish everyone would
forget about that award.
502
00:28:27,946 --> 00:28:29,573
It's just
a silly piece of metal.
503
00:28:29,647 --> 00:28:31,046
Steuben glass.
504
00:28:31,116 --> 00:28:33,448
I saw it
in Richard Lindley's office.
505
00:28:33,518 --> 00:28:35,315
Etched on the base.
506
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:36,680
Can we get back to the car?
507
00:28:36,755 --> 00:28:38,245
Uh, just a minute, Carol.
Car?
508
00:28:38,323 --> 00:28:40,086
Uh, wait a minute, Luther.
509
00:28:40,158 --> 00:28:41,716
What was etched
on the award?
510
00:28:41,793 --> 00:28:43,124
I thought
you didn't care about it.
511
00:28:43,194 --> 00:28:44,456
I don't. But...
512
00:28:44,529 --> 00:28:49,592
Perhaps they could present it at Jean
Claude's grave site right after the eulogy.
513
00:28:52,904 --> 00:28:56,032
Try to see the car
that was following Magnum.
514
00:28:56,608 --> 00:28:59,509
It's all coming back to me
now, Chuckie.
515
00:29:00,678 --> 00:29:03,146
Two-tone blue,
four-door sedan.
516
00:29:03,348 --> 00:29:04,406
Lemon?
517
00:29:04,482 --> 00:29:06,712
No, it was
a pretty good car.
518
00:29:07,285 --> 00:29:09,014
Thanks, Higgins.
You did it.
519
00:29:09,154 --> 00:29:10,587
Come here.
520
00:29:11,289 --> 00:29:13,120
You take the diary,
get on the computer.
521
00:29:13,191 --> 00:29:15,955
On the count of three
you will wake up.
522
00:29:16,227 --> 00:29:17,216
And what about you?
One...
523
00:29:17,295 --> 00:29:18,728
I got to pick something up
at the estate
524
00:29:18,797 --> 00:29:20,765
and then I'm gonna stay on
him for as long as it takes.
525
00:29:20,832 --> 00:29:22,629
If Jean Claude was right,
526
00:29:22,700 --> 00:29:25,260
Lemon is gonna slip up somewhere along
the way and I'm going to be there.
527
00:29:25,336 --> 00:29:26,928
Oh, Thomas...
Two...
528
00:29:27,005 --> 00:29:29,371
Jonathan, Thomas,
I can't thank you enough
529
00:29:29,441 --> 00:29:31,807
for everything that you're
doing for Jean Claude.
530
00:29:31,876 --> 00:29:33,776
One question?
Three.
531
00:29:35,413 --> 00:29:36,903
Who's Chuckie?
532
00:29:36,981 --> 00:29:39,711
Only the best ex-partner
a guy ever had.
533
00:29:39,784 --> 00:29:41,649
God rest his soul.
534
00:29:43,421 --> 00:29:45,651
What are you guys
doing here?
535
00:29:45,924 --> 00:29:47,221
Leaving.
536
00:29:50,528 --> 00:29:55,022
This is the first hospital room I ever
stayed in that had it's own butler.
537
00:30:03,408 --> 00:30:06,468
I know what you're
thinking, and you're right.
538
00:30:06,544 --> 00:30:09,035
Maybe I hadn't been
completely honest with myself.
539
00:30:09,114 --> 00:30:11,947
Maybe I did kind of
want that award.
540
00:30:12,817 --> 00:30:15,149
I mean, to be recognized
by your peers,
541
00:30:15,220 --> 00:30:18,383
I guess that meant something
to me after all.
542
00:30:18,890 --> 00:30:22,656
But I knew I had to put that
behind me and just do my work.
543
00:30:22,794 --> 00:30:26,127
Which tonight meant watching
Ray Lemon make his rounds,
544
00:30:26,197 --> 00:30:28,927
questioning people
about Jean Claude.
545
00:30:29,134 --> 00:30:31,932
Just another private
investigator doing his job.
546
00:30:32,003 --> 00:30:35,200
Except whatever job he was
doing at this time of night,
547
00:30:35,273 --> 00:30:38,800
he was doing in the car that was
driven by the guy that shot Luther.
548
00:30:38,877 --> 00:30:40,435
I guess
that's called moonlighting.
549
00:30:44,782 --> 00:30:47,615
Okay, boys, freeze! The
banana train gets off here!
550
00:30:52,624 --> 00:30:54,717
Luther! Luther!
551
00:30:55,393 --> 00:30:57,486
I bet you're glad
to see me!
552
00:30:57,562 --> 00:30:59,393
No!
What? What an ingrate!
553
00:30:59,464 --> 00:31:01,694
Ingrate! You're the one
who screwed everything up!
554
00:31:01,766 --> 00:31:03,529
Me? Me?
I was saving you!
555
00:31:03,601 --> 00:31:05,262
You are not!
556
00:31:05,336 --> 00:31:06,826
I am too!
557
00:31:07,639 --> 00:31:09,266
I'm out of here.
558
00:31:30,895 --> 00:31:34,387
I would've at least gotten
the license plate number.
559
00:31:35,500 --> 00:31:39,493
I can't believe you just went
out there and didn't even tell me.
560
00:31:41,606 --> 00:31:44,131
Didn't you get a good look
at the guy's face?
561
00:31:44,209 --> 00:31:45,574
No, I...
562
00:31:45,643 --> 00:31:47,338
What was
the make of the car?
563
00:31:47,412 --> 00:31:48,436
It was dark, I...
564
00:31:48,513 --> 00:31:51,710
You know, Tom, you're not exactly
contributing your fair share here.
565
00:31:51,783 --> 00:31:54,650
Me? Me? I'm the only one
doing anything!
566
00:31:55,053 --> 00:31:57,886
Well, it doesn't seem to me
like you're doing very much.
567
00:31:57,956 --> 00:32:00,652
It's you guys who are making
a shambles of this case.
568
00:32:00,725 --> 00:32:03,751
All you really care about are
your stupid little fantasies
569
00:32:03,828 --> 00:32:05,887
about being
private investigators.
570
00:32:05,964 --> 00:32:08,125
You don't give a damn about
who gets hurt or killed.
571
00:32:08,199 --> 00:32:09,757
And you should
know better, Luther.
572
00:32:09,834 --> 00:32:11,096
All your years
in the business,
573
00:32:11,169 --> 00:32:14,935
you come busting into a discreet little
stake-out with both barrels blazing.
574
00:32:15,006 --> 00:32:16,371
You could have
got yourself killed!
575
00:32:16,441 --> 00:32:17,931
Or worse, me!
576
00:32:18,309 --> 00:32:20,903
You see if I ever bail you
out of a jam again!
577
00:32:20,979 --> 00:32:23,311
You don't have to! I don't
want you to! Just leave!
578
00:32:23,381 --> 00:32:25,440
Ah, stuff it, scrungo!
579
00:32:34,459 --> 00:32:36,654
No offense, Magnum, but,
580
00:32:37,161 --> 00:32:40,688
gee, you've changed.
581
00:32:41,799 --> 00:32:43,858
Tracy, it's 5:00
in the morning.
582
00:32:43,935 --> 00:32:46,995
Well, that's no excuse for
being rude to your friends.
583
00:32:47,071 --> 00:32:48,265
He's not my friends.
584
00:32:48,339 --> 00:32:50,967
Well, no wonder,
the way you treat him.
585
00:32:51,075 --> 00:32:55,444
You know, I'm not so sure you weren't
at our little party at Wahiawa.
586
00:32:59,817 --> 00:33:02,684
I don't have to
tell you anything.
587
00:33:04,889 --> 00:33:08,325
You want us out of your way,
I am out of your way.
588
00:33:11,829 --> 00:33:15,026
I'm almost glad
you didn't get your award.
589
00:33:18,770 --> 00:33:22,228
A P.I. Who can't even get
a license plate number!
590
00:33:38,122 --> 00:33:40,056
Hello?
Carol.
591
00:33:40,124 --> 00:33:42,354
Yeah, it's... I know
it's 5:30 in the morning.
592
00:33:42,427 --> 00:33:43,894
I got a license number
on the car
593
00:33:43,961 --> 00:33:46,759
belonging to the guy that the
hotel detective was meeting.
594
00:33:46,831 --> 00:33:49,197
Oh, great.
Well, give it to me.
595
00:33:49,834 --> 00:33:51,324
Mmm-hmm.
596
00:33:51,536 --> 00:33:54,027
Okay, I'll go right in.
What are you gonna do?
597
00:33:54,105 --> 00:33:55,902
Go check on a lemon.
598
00:33:57,075 --> 00:33:59,908
Ray Lemon certainly
was keeping odd hours.
599
00:33:59,977 --> 00:34:02,309
He wasn't in his quarters
or his office,
600
00:34:02,380 --> 00:34:03,847
and I was beginning to wonder
601
00:34:03,915 --> 00:34:06,645
whether because of the
evening's rather exciting events,
602
00:34:06,718 --> 00:34:10,449
he'd decided to quit the mundane
tedium of being a hotel detective
603
00:34:10,521 --> 00:34:13,149
and decided to go for shooting
people in the dead of night
604
00:34:13,224 --> 00:34:15,385
as a full-time occupation.
605
00:34:23,434 --> 00:34:25,959
At any rate,
at least I could ask.
606
00:34:44,522 --> 00:34:47,980
Does the phrase "material
witness" mean anything to you?
607
00:34:49,660 --> 00:34:51,821
No, but "sleep" does.
608
00:34:51,896 --> 00:34:54,456
Well, there'll be plenty
of time for that, partner.
609
00:34:54,532 --> 00:34:58,832
As a matter of fact, Ray Lemon's
gonna be sleeping a mighty long time.
610
00:34:59,003 --> 00:35:01,528
You know, I thought after Ray
got himself kicked off the force
611
00:35:01,606 --> 00:35:03,699
that he'd clean his act up.
612
00:35:04,242 --> 00:35:07,803
You know anything about multiple gunshots
being fired last night near Wahiawa?
613
00:35:07,879 --> 00:35:09,779
No.
Come on, Magnum.
614
00:35:10,348 --> 00:35:13,249
If I answer that question,
will you answer one for me?
615
00:35:13,317 --> 00:35:14,716
Okay, you first.
616
00:35:14,786 --> 00:35:16,083
No, you first.
617
00:35:16,154 --> 00:35:17,280
No. I'm a cop.
618
00:35:17,355 --> 00:35:20,381
No, I'm an award-winning... Almost
award-winning private investigator
619
00:35:20,458 --> 00:35:22,323
on a cold streak.
Humor me, huh?
620
00:35:22,393 --> 00:35:23,724
Okay.
621
00:35:23,795 --> 00:35:26,491
What division of the Sûreté
was Jean Claude assigned to?
622
00:35:26,564 --> 00:35:28,464
International
Narcotic Smuggling.
623
00:35:28,533 --> 00:35:29,659
I knew it.
624
00:35:29,734 --> 00:35:33,226
You know anything about multiple gunshots
being fired last night near Wahiawa?
625
00:35:33,304 --> 00:35:35,101
Yes.
I knew it!
626
00:35:35,173 --> 00:35:36,606
I knew they'd been fired
because you told me.
627
00:35:36,674 --> 00:35:39,108
And I know you wouldn't have told me
unless, in fact, they'd been fired.
628
00:35:39,177 --> 00:35:40,201
Other than that,
I know nothing.
629
00:35:40,278 --> 00:35:42,803
Except for the fact that if I hear
something, I'll certainly let you know.
630
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:45,872
In the meantime,
I'm long overdue for a nap.
631
00:36:20,485 --> 00:36:22,680
Listen, Thomas.
The car from last night,
632
00:36:22,753 --> 00:36:24,618
the guy
that Lemon was meeting,
633
00:36:24,689 --> 00:36:26,714
well, it was a rental.
634
00:36:27,024 --> 00:36:28,548
Great. A name?
635
00:36:28,626 --> 00:36:30,423
I'm afraid we've reached
a dead end, Thomas.
636
00:36:30,495 --> 00:36:33,987
It was rented to a woman.
Somebody named Tracy Spencer.
637
00:36:40,938 --> 00:36:43,771
It had to have been
lack of sleep.
638
00:36:44,375 --> 00:36:47,344
That's the only thing that would
have made me leap to the conclusion
639
00:36:47,411 --> 00:36:48,969
that Tracy Spencer,
640
00:36:49,046 --> 00:36:51,446
ex-meter maid,
ex-police detective,
641
00:36:51,516 --> 00:36:53,245
aspiring private investigator,
642
00:36:53,317 --> 00:36:55,478
and 24-hour accident,
643
00:36:55,553 --> 00:36:58,283
could possibly have been
involved in a drug ring
644
00:36:58,356 --> 00:37:02,087
being investigated by the great
Jean Claude Fornier himself.
645
00:37:20,177 --> 00:37:21,201
On the other hand,
646
00:37:21,279 --> 00:37:24,942
sometimes lack of sleep can
make you acutely insightful.
647
00:37:44,168 --> 00:37:45,897
I knew I had two choices.
648
00:37:45,970 --> 00:37:49,701
Go get some sleep, or find out
exactly what Tracy was up to.
649
00:37:49,774 --> 00:37:51,332
Hold it, Tracy.
650
00:37:53,744 --> 00:37:56,008
Let me count the felonies.
651
00:37:56,981 --> 00:37:58,278
Magnum.
652
00:37:59,517 --> 00:38:00,541
Hi.
653
00:38:00,618 --> 00:38:02,245
What was in the package?
654
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:03,912
What package?
655
00:38:04,522 --> 00:38:08,083
Tracy, you can talk to me
or you can talk to the police.
656
00:38:11,195 --> 00:38:13,527
I don't have to
tell you anything.
657
00:38:13,598 --> 00:38:15,463
I'm not talking
to you anymore.
658
00:38:15,533 --> 00:38:17,194
Fine. Don't talk.
659
00:38:17,401 --> 00:38:20,837
Just paw the ground or
something every time I'm right.
660
00:38:21,539 --> 00:38:25,407
Like Trigger?
Very funny, Magnum.
661
00:38:25,476 --> 00:38:27,376
No, Tracy,
nothing's funny at all.
662
00:38:27,445 --> 00:38:28,776
Especially to Jean Claude.
663
00:38:28,846 --> 00:38:32,680
You know, he was really here on
a drug smuggling investigation.
664
00:38:39,857 --> 00:38:44,294
And the stuff was probably
coming in from the Far East,
665
00:38:44,362 --> 00:38:48,822
but how do the dealers get it
past the DEA and the local police
666
00:38:48,899 --> 00:38:50,958
when they've been cracking
down on them like crazy
667
00:38:51,035 --> 00:38:52,798
the last couple of years?
668
00:38:59,143 --> 00:39:01,543
Why not use the prestige
and good offices
669
00:39:01,612 --> 00:39:04,012
of one of the country's
largest detective agencies?
670
00:39:04,081 --> 00:39:07,778
They could get the stuff through
where it has to go, right?
671
00:39:12,289 --> 00:39:14,382
I mean, Richard Lindley
probably realized
672
00:39:14,458 --> 00:39:17,916
there's a lot more money
in distribution than divorce.
673
00:39:18,062 --> 00:39:19,154
And maybe you did, too.
674
00:39:19,230 --> 00:39:20,788
That's a lie!
675
00:39:21,832 --> 00:39:23,697
Are we talking now?
676
00:39:24,769 --> 00:39:26,737
What happened, Tracy, did
Jean Claude get close enough
677
00:39:26,804 --> 00:39:29,773
to figuring it out that you had the
cook you just met with poison him?
678
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:31,239
Wrong! Wrong!
Wrong! Wrong!
679
00:39:31,308 --> 00:39:32,798
Prove it!
680
00:39:36,047 --> 00:39:39,813
I overheard Lindley on the
phone with this guy last night.
681
00:39:40,384 --> 00:39:43,444
At first, the old super flash
was a little surprised,
682
00:39:43,521 --> 00:39:45,546
but when I acted
all enthusiastic-like,
683
00:39:45,623 --> 00:39:48,353
see, he agreed
to let me in on it.
684
00:39:50,461 --> 00:39:53,726
You see?
I'm working undercover, too!
685
00:39:54,031 --> 00:39:55,555
I was just gonna
get the goods on these guys
686
00:39:55,633 --> 00:39:58,261
and just blow them
into the cops, see?
687
00:39:58,602 --> 00:40:00,433
Get my own award.
688
00:40:02,506 --> 00:40:05,634
Tracy, the shooting
in Wahiawa last night,
689
00:40:06,110 --> 00:40:09,079
the license plate on the car
came back to you.
690
00:40:11,415 --> 00:40:14,646
Lindley borrowed that car.
You gotta believe me.
691
00:40:18,456 --> 00:40:19,684
I do.
692
00:40:20,791 --> 00:40:22,019
You do?
693
00:40:22,093 --> 00:40:25,790
I do. No one would come up with a lame
excuse like "Lindley borrowed the car"
694
00:40:25,863 --> 00:40:27,592
unless it was true.
695
00:40:27,665 --> 00:40:29,530
He said he had to meet somebody. Lemon.
696
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:31,397
No, it's a pretty good car.
Really.
697
00:40:31,469 --> 00:40:34,495
Ray Lemon, the bad cop
turned house detective.
698
00:40:34,572 --> 00:40:37,735
You know, he was probably
ripping Lindley off.
699
00:40:38,109 --> 00:40:43,137
You just figured out a whole day's
investigative work on my part.
700
00:40:43,214 --> 00:40:45,045
Oh, brother.
701
00:40:47,218 --> 00:40:52,554
Tracy, would you consider
working together again?
702
00:40:56,594 --> 00:40:57,993
Really?
703
00:40:58,062 --> 00:40:59,393
Really.
704
00:41:08,639 --> 00:41:10,971
Rick? T. C?
You both on? Good.
705
00:41:11,041 --> 00:41:14,135
How would you like to
share part of my award?
706
00:41:15,613 --> 00:41:17,171
Of course
I'm still gonna get it.
707
00:41:17,248 --> 00:41:19,648
But that's not important
right now.
708
00:41:19,717 --> 00:41:23,016
Oh, come on, guys. There's
nothing to this. Honest.
709
00:41:24,588 --> 00:41:26,021
Hey, what's the matter
with you guys?
710
00:41:26,090 --> 00:41:29,457
Your friend's in trouble.
Are you real men or what?
711
00:41:30,094 --> 00:41:34,861
Hello, Luther. Yeah, I've been kind of
having second thoughts about stuff and...
712
00:41:35,933 --> 00:41:37,332
Magnum.
713
00:41:37,735 --> 00:41:39,225
Thomas Magnum.
714
00:41:43,607 --> 00:41:46,872
Hello, can I speak to
Richard Lindley?
715
00:41:48,045 --> 00:41:49,842
Tracy Spencer.
716
00:41:52,416 --> 00:41:53,883
Hello, Dick?
717
00:41:55,119 --> 00:41:57,417
We have a little problem.
718
00:42:09,099 --> 00:42:10,623
Two minutes.
719
00:42:28,786 --> 00:42:31,311
Hold it, you guys can't
park here. Nobody move!
720
00:42:31,388 --> 00:42:33,788
Now, wait a minute, don't get
nervous. It's not what you think.
721
00:42:33,858 --> 00:42:36,156
I think it's exactly what I think. Freeze.
722
00:42:36,227 --> 00:42:37,854
But we...
Freeze!
723
00:42:39,763 --> 00:42:41,390
Tracy.
724
00:42:43,567 --> 00:42:44,659
Thanks for coming.
725
00:42:44,735 --> 00:42:47,033
Well, what's
the big problem?
726
00:42:49,807 --> 00:42:53,436
It's Chang,
he wants to renegotiate.
727
00:42:54,311 --> 00:42:55,869
Why didn't he come to me?
728
00:42:55,946 --> 00:42:57,413
I don't know.
729
00:42:57,948 --> 00:43:00,508
I guess he just, you know,
like, wants to use me as
730
00:43:00,584 --> 00:43:03,485
you know, like,
a middleperson or something.
731
00:43:03,721 --> 00:43:07,487
Or maybe
you want to renegotiate.
732
00:43:10,661 --> 00:43:14,927
Oh, no! No, no, no.
733
00:43:15,232 --> 00:43:17,200
Chang said that, you know,
734
00:43:17,268 --> 00:43:19,065
like he was just giving away
pure heroin to you
735
00:43:19,136 --> 00:43:21,434
like he was in the charity
business or something.
736
00:43:21,505 --> 00:43:23,564
Uh-huh.
What are we gonna do?
737
00:43:23,641 --> 00:43:25,973
Well, we'll take care
of him.
738
00:43:27,611 --> 00:43:30,842
We pay him good money
for that stuff. Good money.
739
00:43:31,949 --> 00:43:33,849
Thanks a lot, Tracy.
740
00:43:34,184 --> 00:43:37,347
I think you have a real
future in this company.
741
00:43:37,421 --> 00:43:39,821
And I don't think
you've got any.
742
00:43:39,890 --> 00:43:41,983
Everyone relax.
Nice going, Tracy.
743
00:43:42,059 --> 00:43:43,492
Thanks.
744
00:43:46,263 --> 00:43:50,359
Perhaps we could make a deal
for that recording?
745
00:43:50,434 --> 00:43:52,197
It's still running, Lindley.
746
00:43:52,269 --> 00:43:53,964
And you still have to
get it out of here.
747
00:43:54,038 --> 00:43:56,336
Yeah, I guess so,
but unfortunately for you,
748
00:43:56,407 --> 00:43:59,274
I... We've got
plenty of help.
749
00:44:03,147 --> 00:44:04,910
Reach for the sky, mister.
750
00:44:06,417 --> 00:44:08,442
Believe me, Officer, just
go down to the supply room...
751
00:44:17,594 --> 00:44:19,789
Something must've
gone wrong.
752
00:44:25,536 --> 00:44:27,163
So what do we do?
753
00:44:29,606 --> 00:44:30,937
Duck!
754
00:44:33,377 --> 00:44:35,641
That's what we've been
trying to tell you!
755
00:44:36,313 --> 00:44:37,439
See?
756
00:44:37,881 --> 00:44:39,906
Come on, the supply room.
757
00:45:12,783 --> 00:45:14,876
Hello, Inspector.
How do you feel?
758
00:45:14,952 --> 00:45:17,352
Oh, shucks, little lady.
It ain't nothing.
759
00:45:17,421 --> 00:45:19,116
Just a flesh wound.
760
00:45:19,189 --> 00:45:20,679
And Luther.
761
00:45:22,926 --> 00:45:24,359
Mr. Gillis.
762
00:45:24,695 --> 00:45:26,686
Thanks, Higgie.
Appreciate it.
763
00:45:26,764 --> 00:45:27,924
Quite.
764
00:45:27,998 --> 00:45:29,158
Can I sniff them?
765
00:45:29,233 --> 00:45:30,632
Of course.
766
00:45:37,408 --> 00:45:38,898
T.C.
767
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:44,108
I'd get up, but...
768
00:45:44,181 --> 00:45:46,149
Don't you even try.
769
00:45:46,216 --> 00:45:47,444
Rick.
770
00:45:47,518 --> 00:45:49,486
Geez, I was kind of
hoping for chocolates.
771
00:45:49,553 --> 00:45:51,350
I'll speak to the patient
across the hall.
772
00:45:51,422 --> 00:45:53,720
Perhaps we can
arrange a trade.
773
00:45:54,358 --> 00:45:55,950
And Tracy.
774
00:45:56,026 --> 00:45:58,051
Congratulations.
Nice work.
775
00:46:01,131 --> 00:46:03,156
Oh, yeah, I know.
776
00:46:04,368 --> 00:46:05,835
And last...
777
00:46:08,372 --> 00:46:09,930
But not least.
778
00:46:10,007 --> 00:46:11,338
Higgins. Carol.
779
00:46:11,408 --> 00:46:13,603
The police department
sent this over for you.
780
00:46:13,710 --> 00:46:15,610
Apparently, they found it
in Lindley's room.
781
00:46:15,679 --> 00:46:18,443
He was using it
to keep his window open.
782
00:46:21,485 --> 00:46:23,282
That's it? My award!
783
00:46:23,353 --> 00:46:24,786
Your award.
784
00:46:24,855 --> 00:46:27,187
Not that it's important.
785
00:46:30,761 --> 00:46:32,160
Gee...
786
00:46:32,396 --> 00:46:34,455
I don't know what to say.
787
00:46:34,798 --> 00:46:36,891
You could always start
with your acceptance speech.
788
00:46:36,967 --> 00:46:39,265
Acceptance speech? I don't
really have an acceptance speech.
789
00:46:39,336 --> 00:46:41,395
What?
790
00:46:45,509 --> 00:46:46,840
Okay.
791
00:46:47,044 --> 00:46:48,807
It all started...
792
00:46:49,346 --> 00:46:50,938
This is silly.
793
00:46:53,250 --> 00:46:54,740
It all started
794
00:46:56,687 --> 00:47:01,681
in a tiny little town in
Virginia some 30 odd years ago.
795
00:47:02,793 --> 00:47:05,956
And I have climbed,
steadfastly
796
00:47:06,630 --> 00:47:09,190
and with great care,
797
00:47:09,266 --> 00:47:13,930
to this pinnacle
of investigatory significance,
798
00:47:14,805 --> 00:47:19,708
and now I hold in my hand,
finally, this cherished award...