1 00:01:33,470 --> 00:01:36,462 Hey, man, you got a dollar? You got a dollar, man? 2 00:01:41,645 --> 00:01:43,010 See you later. 3 00:04:25,642 --> 00:04:27,303 Higgins, you have my word on it, 4 00:04:27,377 --> 00:04:29,777 my absolute solemn promise, 5 00:04:30,214 --> 00:04:32,876 that the wine cellar thermostat will be checked 6 00:04:32,950 --> 00:04:35,180 and double-checked and triple-checked 7 00:04:35,252 --> 00:04:36,719 on a daily basis. 8 00:04:36,787 --> 00:04:39,312 Twice daily will be quite sufficient. 9 00:04:40,624 --> 00:04:43,991 Will you stop worrying? You've been going on this junket for five years now... 10 00:04:44,061 --> 00:04:47,792 The annual meeting of poets, playwrights, editors, essayists, and novelists 11 00:04:47,865 --> 00:04:49,332 can hardly be called a junket. 12 00:04:49,399 --> 00:04:51,128 For five years now, and not once 13 00:04:51,201 --> 00:04:54,102 has there ever been a serious problem at the estate. 14 00:04:54,171 --> 00:04:57,868 Unless you consider the time it nearly went up in flames. 15 00:04:58,008 --> 00:05:01,307 The only thing that went up in flames was Rick's vodka teriyaki sauce. 16 00:05:01,378 --> 00:05:04,006 Only a man with your predilection for Maui chips and beer 17 00:05:04,081 --> 00:05:07,073 could refer to Rick's inedible sauce as teriyaki. 18 00:05:08,485 --> 00:05:10,612 I think it's a wonderful thing you're doing for the lads, 19 00:05:10,687 --> 00:05:11,984 taking them on your trip to Maui. 20 00:05:12,055 --> 00:05:14,580 And thereby relieving you of the responsibility for their care. 21 00:05:14,658 --> 00:05:16,182 I knew you would appreciate the gesture. 22 00:05:16,260 --> 00:05:18,751 Higgins, I am not going to let you ruin my good mood. 23 00:05:18,829 --> 00:05:22,731 Have a safe trip. And don't worry. Everything will be fine here. 24 00:05:26,937 --> 00:05:30,304 Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this the week of your... 25 00:05:30,374 --> 00:05:33,901 Don't! Don't! Don't say it. No, please. 26 00:05:33,977 --> 00:05:35,444 Don't say it. 27 00:05:38,615 --> 00:05:40,412 You don't want to miss your plane. 28 00:05:40,484 --> 00:05:42,247 Good luck, Magnum. 29 00:05:48,492 --> 00:05:50,357 Last chance, Thomas. You coming with us or not? 30 00:05:50,427 --> 00:05:52,952 I told you. I can't. Leave the man alone, Orville. 31 00:05:53,030 --> 00:05:55,294 While we're on Lanai, with the whole island to ourselves, 32 00:05:55,365 --> 00:05:57,833 he'll be in the wine cellar, babysitting a thermostat. 33 00:05:58,735 --> 00:06:01,499 The only thing I'll be babysitting is my... 34 00:06:06,843 --> 00:06:08,811 I can't say it. Say what? 35 00:06:08,879 --> 00:06:11,404 Never mind. I don't want to talk about it. 36 00:06:11,481 --> 00:06:13,472 I'm telling you it's the Fourth of July weekend. 37 00:06:13,550 --> 00:06:17,316 He always gets like this. This has nothing to do with the Fourth of July. 38 00:06:18,255 --> 00:06:19,552 Wait a minute. 39 00:06:21,625 --> 00:06:24,753 Isn't this the week of your... Don't say it, please! 40 00:06:25,228 --> 00:06:28,197 I just don't want to hear it out loud. Hear what? 41 00:06:33,203 --> 00:06:34,864 Good luck, Thomas. 42 00:06:34,938 --> 00:06:36,769 Just don't let 'em wear you down. 43 00:06:38,175 --> 00:06:39,642 Thanks. 44 00:07:01,765 --> 00:07:03,562 Tax audit! 45 00:07:06,803 --> 00:07:08,464 There, I said it. 46 00:07:11,174 --> 00:07:13,506 I once had a paper route in Tidewater. 47 00:07:13,577 --> 00:07:15,272 The Daily Sentinel. 48 00:07:15,345 --> 00:07:18,644 It was my first regular job. I made $12 a week 49 00:07:18,715 --> 00:07:20,774 and a penny for every delivered paper. 50 00:07:20,851 --> 00:07:22,978 And I never got nervous at income tax time 51 00:07:23,053 --> 00:07:26,284 because I knew the IRS always gave me my money back. 52 00:07:26,556 --> 00:07:28,046 Reluctantly. 53 00:07:30,293 --> 00:07:31,920 Sending in your 1040 form 54 00:07:31,995 --> 00:07:34,486 has always been as much a part of the American way of life 55 00:07:34,564 --> 00:07:37,863 as hot dogs at the ballpark on the Fourth of July. 56 00:07:37,934 --> 00:07:42,701 Only now I found myself having to file a lot more than a 1040, 57 00:07:42,939 --> 00:07:45,134 I wasn't getting my money back anymore, 58 00:07:45,208 --> 00:07:48,200 and I hadn't been to the ballpark on the Fourth since... 59 00:07:48,278 --> 00:07:50,508 Well, since before the paper route. 60 00:07:50,580 --> 00:07:53,014 I told myself not to feel persecuted. 61 00:07:53,083 --> 00:07:56,644 I told myself that people who get audited are chosen at random. 62 00:07:57,888 --> 00:08:00,015 I told myself it was nothing personal. 63 00:08:00,090 --> 00:08:02,422 I knew it. They're out to get me. 64 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:04,718 Thomas, no one's out to get you. 65 00:08:04,795 --> 00:08:07,730 I have to go through my entire case file 66 00:08:07,798 --> 00:08:11,029 to see if I can figure out which client goes with which receipt. 67 00:08:11,101 --> 00:08:13,501 They just want a proper accounting of all your business expenses. 68 00:08:13,570 --> 00:08:15,003 Yeah, well, that could take days. 69 00:08:15,072 --> 00:08:16,733 They're not paying me for my time, you know. 70 00:08:16,807 --> 00:08:19,970 Well, from what I can see, no one else is, either. 71 00:08:22,579 --> 00:08:25,013 It'll just take a few days, at the most. 72 00:08:27,117 --> 00:08:29,278 Well, just so we're through by the Fourth. 73 00:08:29,352 --> 00:08:31,582 That's all I care about. 74 00:08:32,522 --> 00:08:34,922 Hello? Is this Thomas Magnum? 75 00:08:35,525 --> 00:08:36,685 Yes. 76 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:40,423 Then you should say so when you answer your phone. It's more professional. 77 00:08:42,032 --> 00:08:43,624 Uh, who is this? 78 00:08:44,201 --> 00:08:45,964 I haven't been christened yet. 79 00:08:46,570 --> 00:08:48,663 I'm waiting for the press to do that. 80 00:08:48,738 --> 00:08:51,172 Look, I'm real busy here. 81 00:08:51,308 --> 00:08:53,799 Not as busy as you're going to be. 82 00:08:54,111 --> 00:08:58,070 "Rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub, 83 00:08:58,148 --> 00:09:00,742 "And who do you think they be?" 84 00:09:03,086 --> 00:09:04,383 What was that about? 85 00:09:04,454 --> 00:09:06,945 Somebody's idea of a joke. Now, where were we? 86 00:09:07,023 --> 00:09:08,991 We were discussing your fiscal timetable. 87 00:09:09,059 --> 00:09:11,857 And I'd like to know where the dinner you owe me fits in. 88 00:09:11,928 --> 00:09:14,419 Well, any time after the weekend of the Fourth. 89 00:09:15,932 --> 00:09:18,457 And any place you wanna go. 90 00:09:18,902 --> 00:09:21,928 Don't worry. I'll be reasonable. 91 00:09:26,309 --> 00:09:27,606 Hello? 92 00:09:28,545 --> 00:09:30,706 You tried to kill Phillipe, 93 00:09:34,618 --> 00:09:36,984 and then he killed LaBoule, 94 00:09:37,187 --> 00:09:39,382 one and the same, he knew they were, 95 00:09:39,456 --> 00:09:41,356 for Magnum is no fool. 96 00:09:43,026 --> 00:09:44,550 Phillipe, come on! 97 00:09:44,628 --> 00:09:46,186 I'll never make it. Go! 98 00:09:46,263 --> 00:09:47,457 No! 99 00:09:51,368 --> 00:09:53,097 What's the matter? 100 00:09:54,171 --> 00:09:56,139 Cat got your tongue? 101 00:09:57,908 --> 00:09:59,671 Who are you? What do you want? 102 00:10:00,911 --> 00:10:03,505 "Rub-a-dub-dub, 103 00:10:04,814 --> 00:10:06,975 "three men in a tub, 104 00:10:07,817 --> 00:10:11,082 "and who do you think they be?" 105 00:10:11,922 --> 00:10:14,254 Just say what you gotta say! 106 00:10:14,591 --> 00:10:16,491 "The butcher, the baker, 107 00:10:18,528 --> 00:10:21,292 "the candlestick maker, 108 00:10:22,499 --> 00:10:24,467 "Turn them out, 109 00:10:25,101 --> 00:10:27,592 "knaves all three." 110 00:10:28,471 --> 00:10:30,996 If this is some kind of game, I'm not playing. 111 00:10:31,875 --> 00:10:35,367 I guess you'd rather dip your hands in the blood of a whore 112 00:10:35,445 --> 00:10:37,276 by this time tomorrow. 113 00:10:40,684 --> 00:10:43,744 Look, uh, why don't you tell me where you are, 114 00:10:43,820 --> 00:10:45,549 I'll call someone for you. 115 00:10:45,622 --> 00:10:48,523 "Three men in a tub." 116 00:10:49,492 --> 00:10:53,394 Find them and you'll find me. 117 00:10:53,630 --> 00:10:55,154 Tonight. 118 00:11:12,148 --> 00:11:14,139 Thomas? 119 00:11:17,420 --> 00:11:20,856 Excuse me a minute, Maggie. I gotta make a phone call. 120 00:11:22,025 --> 00:11:24,789 Welcome to the club, Magnum. 121 00:11:25,262 --> 00:11:28,425 Wow, we get these kind of calls all the time. 122 00:11:28,498 --> 00:11:31,399 But thanks for reporting it. We'll look into it. 123 00:11:31,468 --> 00:11:32,935 Why did I come all the way down here? 124 00:11:33,003 --> 00:11:35,028 You could've ignored my report on the phone. 125 00:11:35,105 --> 00:11:38,074 But then how would you have signed it? 126 00:11:40,644 --> 00:11:43,738 I mean, you didn't give us a name, a location. 127 00:11:43,813 --> 00:11:45,144 Just a nursery rhyme. 128 00:11:45,215 --> 00:11:47,740 And the fact that I heard pedicab bells. 129 00:11:47,817 --> 00:11:49,808 That puts him in Waikiki or downtown. 130 00:11:49,886 --> 00:11:52,354 Now, I don't want to tell you how to do your job, Lieutenant. 131 00:11:52,422 --> 00:11:55,255 But that nursery rhyme, it's a place to start. 132 00:11:55,525 --> 00:11:58,756 Well, did he say anything else? Anything at all? 133 00:11:59,996 --> 00:12:03,727 Like "Bah, bah, black sheep, Have you any wool?" 134 00:12:05,235 --> 00:12:06,395 No. 135 00:12:14,511 --> 00:12:16,741 Leave your name, number and the time you called 136 00:12:16,813 --> 00:12:19,441 and I'll get back as soon as I can. Wait for the beep. 137 00:12:19,516 --> 00:12:21,950 Maggie? Come on. You there? 138 00:12:23,119 --> 00:12:25,349 I hate these things, they make me nervous. 139 00:12:25,422 --> 00:12:26,946 Uh, hi Maggie. 140 00:12:27,023 --> 00:12:29,491 Uh, I'm sorry I had to leave today. 141 00:12:29,559 --> 00:12:31,550 I'd like to start an early, uh, 142 00:12:31,628 --> 00:12:34,688 get an early start tomorrow. 143 00:12:35,131 --> 00:12:37,463 Morning, early, thanks. 144 00:12:38,835 --> 00:12:40,200 Fool. 145 00:12:46,676 --> 00:12:49,543 Maggie. I knew you were there. 146 00:12:49,612 --> 00:12:51,910 Magnum, Lieutenant Page. 147 00:12:52,248 --> 00:12:54,876 I think you'd better get down here, right away. 148 00:13:30,387 --> 00:13:33,356 Thomas Magnum. Lieutenant Page sent for me. 149 00:13:41,765 --> 00:13:44,734 The victim's name was Laura Stiles. 150 00:13:44,801 --> 00:13:46,325 Coming through. 151 00:13:47,837 --> 00:13:50,169 One of her coworkers found her. 152 00:13:58,481 --> 00:14:00,642 You didn't check out my report. 153 00:14:00,884 --> 00:14:02,181 Well, pardon my ignorance, 154 00:14:02,252 --> 00:14:04,846 but what was I supposed to do with your little nursery rhyme? 155 00:14:04,921 --> 00:14:08,049 "Three men in a tub, the butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker." 156 00:14:26,042 --> 00:14:28,442 Thomas, maybe we should do this another day. 157 00:14:28,511 --> 00:14:30,479 No. We have to finish by the Fourth. 158 00:14:30,547 --> 00:14:32,515 They won't be much longer. Okay? 159 00:14:32,582 --> 00:14:34,573 We won't be any longer. The taps are on the phone 160 00:14:34,651 --> 00:14:36,949 and my men are stationed close by. 161 00:14:40,957 --> 00:14:43,357 Oh, by the way, Magnum, you're absolutely sure 162 00:14:43,426 --> 00:14:46,657 that this guy didn't say anything else to you except the nursery rhyme? 163 00:14:47,997 --> 00:14:49,726 Yeah, I'm sure. 164 00:14:56,005 --> 00:14:58,974 Well, let's get back to work. 165 00:15:00,844 --> 00:15:02,641 I'll be right back. 166 00:15:09,919 --> 00:15:11,352 Lieutenant? 167 00:15:14,057 --> 00:15:15,490 Look, 168 00:15:16,226 --> 00:15:18,558 sorry I've had kind of a short fuse about all this. 169 00:15:18,628 --> 00:15:22,064 Forget it, Magnum. I know you had plans for this week. 170 00:15:22,131 --> 00:15:23,496 What else? 171 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,525 Well, this may not be important, but, uh, 172 00:15:26,936 --> 00:15:29,871 Laura Stiles' killer didn't exactly pick my name out of a hat. 173 00:15:29,939 --> 00:15:32,373 She was a client of mine. A client? 174 00:15:32,842 --> 00:15:36,209 Yeah, I don't know how this guy knew about it or why he was calling me, but... 175 00:15:36,279 --> 00:15:38,474 What else are you holding back on me? 176 00:15:40,116 --> 00:15:41,640 I'll never make it. Go! 177 00:15:41,718 --> 00:15:42,980 No! 178 00:15:45,822 --> 00:15:48,347 There's no connection. There couldn't be. 179 00:15:48,424 --> 00:15:50,119 I can't force you to tell me about it, 180 00:15:50,193 --> 00:15:52,184 I'm gonna leave that up to you. 181 00:15:52,262 --> 00:15:54,253 Now, look, you got the reputation of a guy 182 00:15:54,330 --> 00:15:56,321 who likes to do things on his own. 183 00:15:56,399 --> 00:15:58,924 Well, stick by the phone on this one, dude. 184 00:15:59,002 --> 00:16:01,197 It's the only thing we got. 185 00:16:48,885 --> 00:16:50,182 Mr. Magnum? 186 00:16:51,654 --> 00:16:53,588 Oh, I'm press, I'm press. 187 00:16:55,391 --> 00:16:57,825 Jeff Spangler, International Image! 188 00:17:01,631 --> 00:17:03,724 You know, I wouldn't make a habit of sneaking in here. 189 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:05,199 There's usually a couple of dogs around, 190 00:17:05,268 --> 00:17:07,759 and they take a real exception to trespassers. 191 00:17:07,837 --> 00:17:10,567 Oh, now, wait a second. I just want to ask you a few questions. 192 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:13,200 Why? We haven't had any alien abductions 193 00:17:13,276 --> 00:17:15,744 or voices from the grave, at least none that I can think of. 194 00:17:15,812 --> 00:17:17,211 No, but you have had a murder 195 00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:18,645 and you knew about it in advance. 196 00:17:18,715 --> 00:17:20,046 And the reason you knew about it 197 00:17:20,116 --> 00:17:22,550 is because the killer told you it was going to happen. 198 00:17:25,388 --> 00:17:26,548 Out. 199 00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:32,390 I'm right, and you know it. I'm not gonna talk to you. 200 00:17:32,562 --> 00:17:35,258 Tell me about The Ripper's nursery rhyme. 201 00:17:35,431 --> 00:17:37,899 That's what I'll be calling him in my story. 202 00:17:37,967 --> 00:17:39,628 You can tell him that when he calls again. 203 00:17:39,702 --> 00:17:42,170 What makes you think I'll ever talk to him again? 204 00:17:42,238 --> 00:17:43,796 Thank you. You've just confirmed 205 00:17:43,873 --> 00:17:46,535 that you did talk to him at least once. 206 00:17:55,218 --> 00:17:58,346 I don't know how you know what you think you know, 207 00:17:58,421 --> 00:18:00,412 but I happen to know a certain police lieutenant 208 00:18:00,490 --> 00:18:02,583 who'd go to great lengths to find out. 209 00:18:02,659 --> 00:18:05,457 I haven't worried about the cops since I read the First Amendment. 210 00:18:05,528 --> 00:18:07,826 Don't wrap yourself in the Bill of Rights with me. 211 00:18:07,897 --> 00:18:09,330 I know what you're doing. 212 00:18:09,399 --> 00:18:11,663 You're trying to keep the truth from the American public. 213 00:18:11,734 --> 00:18:13,463 Hey, hey, hold it! Who the hell are you? 214 00:18:13,536 --> 00:18:15,401 Jeff Spangler, International Image. 215 00:18:15,471 --> 00:18:18,167 Uh, yeah, well I'm afraid I'm gonna have to see some sort of ID. 216 00:18:18,241 --> 00:18:21,540 Yeah, hey, come on. Hit me. Hit me again. 217 00:18:22,378 --> 00:18:24,903 Uh, thank you very much, Mr. Spangler. 218 00:18:31,721 --> 00:18:34,781 Congratulations. You guys are really on the ball. 219 00:18:49,405 --> 00:18:50,633 Hello? 220 00:18:54,744 --> 00:18:56,439 Hello, is anybody there? 221 00:19:02,852 --> 00:19:06,344 You won't hang up, Magnum. I know you better than that. 222 00:19:32,782 --> 00:19:35,046 Do that again 223 00:19:35,485 --> 00:19:37,976 and I'll never let you catch me. 224 00:19:38,054 --> 00:19:41,023 I guess you don't know me as well as you think you do. 225 00:19:41,090 --> 00:19:43,024 Maybe not. 226 00:19:43,559 --> 00:19:45,754 But I do value your opinion. 227 00:19:46,496 --> 00:19:48,259 You're the best there is. 228 00:19:50,299 --> 00:19:52,028 What makes you say that? 229 00:19:55,204 --> 00:19:57,638 Once upon a time, 230 00:19:59,408 --> 00:20:03,504 another Laura and the wine, 231 00:20:05,548 --> 00:20:07,709 you found the truth for all to see, 232 00:20:07,784 --> 00:20:11,982 a simple case of infidelity. 233 00:20:12,989 --> 00:20:16,823 What? Great "A", little "A", 234 00:20:17,393 --> 00:20:19,725 bouncing "B", 235 00:20:20,830 --> 00:20:22,889 the cat's in the cupboard, 236 00:20:24,066 --> 00:20:26,261 and she can't see. 237 00:20:28,271 --> 00:20:29,329 Go on. 238 00:20:29,906 --> 00:20:33,467 I know exactly how long it takes to trace a call, Magnum, 239 00:20:33,543 --> 00:20:35,443 and you're short by 240 00:20:36,779 --> 00:20:38,872 10 seconds. 241 00:20:47,223 --> 00:20:49,248 Did you get that, guys? 242 00:21:02,471 --> 00:21:05,406 I know what you're thinking, and you're right. 243 00:21:08,344 --> 00:21:11,336 That little nursery rhyme could have described any number of places. 244 00:21:11,414 --> 00:21:13,211 So why pick this one? 245 00:21:15,518 --> 00:21:17,816 Because I'd been here before. 246 00:21:18,187 --> 00:21:21,486 And just like the corner where Laura Stiles was killed, 247 00:21:21,557 --> 00:21:23,650 I'd been here on a case. 248 00:21:24,660 --> 00:21:26,651 One more time, Magnum, 249 00:21:27,864 --> 00:21:31,459 "Great 'A', little 'A's" Analupa and Son. 250 00:21:33,202 --> 00:21:35,693 "Bouncing 'B"' is Bart's there. 251 00:21:36,539 --> 00:21:38,029 And "the cupboard" is? 252 00:21:38,107 --> 00:21:39,301 "The cupboard" is the alley. 253 00:21:39,375 --> 00:21:41,900 "The cat," that's our killer, will come from the alley. 254 00:21:41,978 --> 00:21:44,913 "She won't see him" means the victim won't see him. 255 00:21:44,981 --> 00:21:47,176 And you figured this all out by yourself. 256 00:21:49,518 --> 00:21:54,080 Experience, Lieutenant. And cold hard investigative logic. 257 00:22:19,548 --> 00:22:20,913 Hey! 258 00:22:37,366 --> 00:22:40,062 I'm press, I'm press, 259 00:22:40,403 --> 00:22:42,394 Jeff Spangler, International Image. 260 00:22:50,846 --> 00:22:52,939 Okay, Lieutenant, 261 00:22:53,115 --> 00:22:55,743 let's start with names and badge numbers. 262 00:22:55,818 --> 00:22:58,548 I have every intention of swearing out a brutality complaint. 263 00:22:58,621 --> 00:23:00,555 Will you just calm down, Mr. Spangler? I am gonna take 264 00:23:00,623 --> 00:23:02,022 you and your men to court. 265 00:23:02,091 --> 00:23:03,854 You don't have to let him talk to you like this. 266 00:23:03,926 --> 00:23:05,894 Why the hell don't you just stay out of this? 267 00:23:05,962 --> 00:23:07,327 You and your men moved in too soon. 268 00:23:07,396 --> 00:23:11,492 I will sue the entire state if I have to. I'll tell you what I want. 269 00:23:11,567 --> 00:23:14,536 I want to know how you happen to be in the right place at the wrong time. 270 00:23:14,603 --> 00:23:16,195 Sources, that's how. 271 00:23:16,272 --> 00:23:19,935 Magnum, that's enough. Sources. 272 00:23:23,112 --> 00:23:26,172 You know where I'll be, Page. By the phone. 273 00:23:30,586 --> 00:23:32,053 Shut up. 274 00:23:44,667 --> 00:23:47,067 He tried to kill Phillipe... 275 00:23:48,938 --> 00:23:50,530 I'll never make it. Go! 276 00:23:50,606 --> 00:23:51,766 No! 277 00:23:54,076 --> 00:23:56,306 And then he killed LaBoule. 278 00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:05,053 As you can see, I survived. 279 00:24:06,222 --> 00:24:08,713 One and the same he knew them to be. 280 00:24:10,226 --> 00:24:11,887 This isn't Nam. 281 00:24:15,765 --> 00:24:17,027 No. 282 00:24:20,836 --> 00:24:22,497 Why didn't you come back for me? 283 00:24:31,914 --> 00:24:34,212 Magnum is no fool. 284 00:25:01,977 --> 00:25:06,038 Bravo, Magnum, bravo! 285 00:25:06,782 --> 00:25:10,741 Your performance last night was magnificent. 286 00:25:12,154 --> 00:25:15,612 I was watching the whole wonderful show. 287 00:25:16,125 --> 00:25:18,252 You go to Bart's Tavern a lot? 288 00:25:18,327 --> 00:25:21,785 You're sounding bored, Magnum. 289 00:25:21,964 --> 00:25:23,591 And I know why. 290 00:25:25,167 --> 00:25:29,797 Keystone Kops won't let you play my game by yourself. 291 00:25:30,673 --> 00:25:33,198 Why don't we play a different game. 292 00:25:33,309 --> 00:25:35,106 We are. 293 00:25:35,544 --> 00:25:39,674 "Girls and boys come out to play 294 00:25:40,249 --> 00:25:43,912 "The moon doth shine as bright as day 295 00:25:44,353 --> 00:25:47,584 "Come with a whoop come with a call 296 00:25:48,090 --> 00:25:50,684 "Come with a good will 297 00:25:51,727 --> 00:25:54,218 "or don't come at all." 298 00:26:12,148 --> 00:26:14,673 "Girls and boys come out to play, 299 00:26:18,220 --> 00:26:20,745 "the moon doth shine as bright as day" 300 00:26:22,191 --> 00:26:23,783 "Doth shine" 301 00:26:42,144 --> 00:26:45,113 It's only the pizza man. Who eats pizza for breakfast? 302 00:26:46,582 --> 00:26:48,709 It's open, Kana. 303 00:26:55,758 --> 00:26:58,249 Small pepperoni, Magnum. Comes to $5.95. 304 00:26:59,428 --> 00:27:01,862 Well, here's $100. 305 00:27:02,498 --> 00:27:04,489 Keep the change. Say what? 306 00:27:04,567 --> 00:27:06,296 All right, Magnum! 307 00:27:34,096 --> 00:27:35,586 I'm here. 308 00:27:37,032 --> 00:27:39,262 The true hero. 309 00:27:40,035 --> 00:27:44,438 So dedicated to rescuing all the innocent prostitutes 310 00:27:44,506 --> 00:27:46,098 from the villain's knife. 311 00:27:47,176 --> 00:27:49,303 Why is that, Magnum? 312 00:27:50,246 --> 00:27:52,544 Why is the villain so dedicated to killing them? 313 00:27:52,615 --> 00:27:54,776 Because they're whores. 314 00:27:55,918 --> 00:27:57,112 All of them. 315 00:27:57,186 --> 00:28:00,485 Liars, cheaters, thieves. 316 00:28:01,557 --> 00:28:03,081 What do you want from me? 317 00:28:05,127 --> 00:28:06,651 Don't you know? 318 00:28:08,130 --> 00:28:11,122 You're supposed to catch me. 319 00:28:11,500 --> 00:28:14,901 You're supposed to stop me 320 00:28:14,970 --> 00:28:18,736 from slicing up number two and number three. 321 00:28:21,176 --> 00:28:22,541 Well, you blew it. 322 00:28:22,611 --> 00:28:24,579 Number two was supposed to be last night. 323 00:28:28,117 --> 00:28:32,747 No, no, no, no, no, Magnum, you blew it. 324 00:28:33,989 --> 00:28:37,117 Number two was last night. 325 00:28:40,596 --> 00:28:41,927 What are you talking about? 326 00:28:41,997 --> 00:28:46,366 And I really think you're going to love number three. 327 00:28:48,804 --> 00:28:51,329 Riddle me this. 328 00:28:52,107 --> 00:28:56,168 What has four legs in the morning 329 00:28:57,279 --> 00:29:00,009 and two legs in the afternoon, 330 00:29:01,283 --> 00:29:04,946 and three legs in the evening? 331 00:29:05,921 --> 00:29:07,320 I've heard this. 332 00:29:14,797 --> 00:29:16,264 A man. 333 00:29:16,532 --> 00:29:18,432 The answer's a man. 334 00:31:15,184 --> 00:31:18,381 I was watching your whole wonderful show. 335 00:33:47,669 --> 00:33:52,231 Once upon a time, another Laura, and the wine. 336 00:34:08,690 --> 00:34:12,820 Because they're whores, all of them. 337 00:34:13,228 --> 00:34:18,393 And I really think you're going to love number three. 338 00:34:20,202 --> 00:34:21,328 A man. 339 00:34:38,720 --> 00:34:40,654 Page. Page, this is Magnum. 340 00:34:40,722 --> 00:34:42,212 Where the hell are you, Magnum? 341 00:34:42,290 --> 00:34:44,690 Never mind where I am. You gotta find Jeff Spangler. 342 00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:46,057 I think he's our next victim. 343 00:34:46,128 --> 00:34:47,993 Oh? Why would he go after Spangler? 344 00:34:48,063 --> 00:34:49,587 All his victims have been women. 345 00:34:49,665 --> 00:34:51,826 But the answer to the riddle is a man. 346 00:34:52,367 --> 00:34:53,994 What riddle? 347 00:34:54,870 --> 00:34:56,735 Four legs in the morning, that's a baby, 348 00:34:56,805 --> 00:34:58,272 two in the afternoon is an adult, 349 00:34:58,340 --> 00:35:00,808 and three in the evening, that's an old man with a cane. 350 00:35:00,876 --> 00:35:03,174 He's trying to tell us the next victim is a man. 351 00:35:03,245 --> 00:35:06,146 You haven't answered my question. Why Spangler? 352 00:35:06,214 --> 00:35:07,613 I'm not sure of all the reasons. 353 00:35:07,683 --> 00:35:09,776 I guess this guy admires me. 354 00:35:09,851 --> 00:35:11,443 Maybe he wants my approval. 355 00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:12,953 He knows I don't like the guy. 356 00:35:13,021 --> 00:35:14,249 Whatever his reason... 357 00:35:14,322 --> 00:35:17,291 Maybe Spangler wants you to think Spangler's the next victim. 358 00:35:17,359 --> 00:35:18,587 Lieutenant... 359 00:35:18,660 --> 00:35:20,059 Let me read you something. 360 00:35:20,128 --> 00:35:23,256 There's no time! It's a police psychiatrist's report. 361 00:35:23,665 --> 00:35:26,691 "In cases where the multiple killer contacts the authorities 362 00:35:26,768 --> 00:35:28,292 "and provides them with elaborate clues, 363 00:35:28,370 --> 00:35:31,464 "the subject is often classified as an A-type achiever, 364 00:35:31,606 --> 00:35:34,803 "with high motivation, crippled by low self-esteem. 365 00:35:34,876 --> 00:35:38,175 "More than anything, the subject needs recognition for his achievements, 366 00:35:38,246 --> 00:35:41,272 "for without it, his own deep feelings of inadequacy 367 00:35:41,349 --> 00:35:42,543 "are confirmed." 368 00:35:42,617 --> 00:35:45,245 Now doesn't that sound like Spangler? 369 00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:48,118 No. Well, I've got an APB out on him. 370 00:35:48,190 --> 00:35:50,488 He's not the killer. 371 00:35:50,592 --> 00:35:53,026 Well, that's exactly what he wants you to think. 372 00:35:53,095 --> 00:35:55,063 Now, if you want to help with this investigation, 373 00:35:55,130 --> 00:35:59,032 just follow orders and leave the thinking to us. Thank you, bye-bye. 374 00:36:04,806 --> 00:36:08,742 What has four legs in the morning, 375 00:36:09,077 --> 00:36:12,137 and two legs in the afternoon 376 00:36:12,814 --> 00:36:16,250 and three legs in the evening? 377 00:36:17,319 --> 00:36:20,880 At the Kapiolani Park War Memorial Swimming Pool 1982. 378 00:36:21,256 --> 00:36:24,783 Four legs in the morning, the four individual heats I'd entered. 379 00:36:24,860 --> 00:36:27,920 Two legs in the afternoon, two legs of a medley relay, 380 00:36:27,996 --> 00:36:30,055 the prelim and the final. 381 00:36:30,132 --> 00:36:33,863 But the event I hadn't counted on was the three legs in the evening. 382 00:36:33,935 --> 00:36:35,596 The freestyle relay I took over 383 00:36:35,670 --> 00:36:38,002 when one of our teammates pulled a muscle. 384 00:36:38,073 --> 00:36:41,509 Four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, 385 00:36:41,576 --> 00:36:43,544 three legs in the evening. 386 00:36:43,612 --> 00:36:46,342 I couldn't move for a week after that. 387 00:38:01,156 --> 00:38:04,990 Although The Ripper called for our clandestine meeting, 388 00:38:05,594 --> 00:38:08,654 he has yet to show himself. 389 00:39:38,219 --> 00:39:40,449 You found me. 390 00:39:44,392 --> 00:39:46,587 I knew you'd find me. 391 00:39:46,661 --> 00:39:48,526 Why don't you put that knife down. 392 00:39:49,564 --> 00:39:51,623 That's not part of the plan. 393 00:39:52,367 --> 00:39:53,595 What is? 394 00:40:11,152 --> 00:40:12,779 It's me. 395 00:40:16,958 --> 00:40:18,653 Surprised? 396 00:40:20,762 --> 00:40:22,389 I don't know you. 397 00:40:24,866 --> 00:40:27,334 Don't play games with me, Magnum. 398 00:40:27,402 --> 00:40:29,199 Of course you do. 399 00:40:29,270 --> 00:40:30,862 No, I don't. 400 00:40:33,274 --> 00:40:35,139 I really don't. 401 00:40:36,978 --> 00:40:38,809 You have to. 402 00:40:47,922 --> 00:40:49,412 Well, I'm sorry. 403 00:40:49,491 --> 00:40:51,789 I just can't remember every single face I come across. 404 00:40:51,860 --> 00:40:53,384 Some of them 405 00:40:54,996 --> 00:40:57,464 just aren't that memorable. 406 00:40:59,534 --> 00:41:01,331 You have to remember. 407 00:41:03,071 --> 00:41:04,800 You did me a favor. 408 00:41:09,344 --> 00:41:10,868 Now I'm doing you one. 409 00:41:10,945 --> 00:41:14,005 I'm helping you get rid of all the scum. 410 00:41:14,082 --> 00:41:15,811 I'm doing this for you. 411 00:41:16,785 --> 00:41:19,219 No, you're doing this for yourself. 412 00:41:19,788 --> 00:41:21,483 You just wanna get your face in the paper. 413 00:41:21,556 --> 00:41:24,047 Then people will remember you, won't they? 414 00:41:24,759 --> 00:41:27,193 Then you won't be a nobody anymore. 415 00:41:31,032 --> 00:41:33,523 Don't make me hurt you, too, Magnum. 416 00:41:34,002 --> 00:41:36,300 Why don't you come here and try. 417 00:41:36,871 --> 00:41:39,601 Now, you better shut up now, or I will. 418 00:41:40,809 --> 00:41:43,334 Then you can put my picture up in your room, 419 00:41:43,945 --> 00:41:45,412 paint the face all red. 420 00:41:49,451 --> 00:41:52,318 You broke into my room! 421 00:42:00,161 --> 00:42:01,628 Oh, I get it. 422 00:42:02,363 --> 00:42:03,955 I see what you're trying to do. 423 00:42:04,032 --> 00:42:06,057 You're trying to save him. 424 00:42:11,372 --> 00:42:13,135 Well, it won't work. 425 00:42:18,613 --> 00:42:20,240 Don't make me shoot you. 426 00:42:23,985 --> 00:42:27,113 You can't win, Magnum. 427 00:42:28,356 --> 00:42:30,881 If you don't shoot me, 428 00:42:31,359 --> 00:42:33,156 he dies, 429 00:42:33,828 --> 00:42:35,659 and I win. 430 00:42:37,332 --> 00:42:39,630 If you do shoot me, 431 00:42:45,740 --> 00:42:47,367 I still win. 432 00:42:50,011 --> 00:42:51,410 Don't do it. 433 00:43:48,536 --> 00:43:50,436 How did you know about LaBoule? 434 00:43:54,842 --> 00:43:57,333 "A wise old owl lived in an oak 435 00:43:58,146 --> 00:44:01,115 "The more he saw the less he spoke 436 00:44:02,450 --> 00:44:06,614 "The less he spoke the more he heard 437 00:44:08,856 --> 00:44:11,654 "Why can't we all be like that wise old bird?" 438 00:45:04,612 --> 00:45:07,308 One shot. You got him with one shot. 439 00:45:07,382 --> 00:45:08,940 This is it. 440 00:45:09,117 --> 00:45:12,917 This is my ticket. My move to a real paper. 441 00:45:13,621 --> 00:45:15,555 My own byline, maybe. 442 00:45:15,623 --> 00:45:18,023 It's goodbye, Atlanta, hello, Hawaii. 443 00:45:18,993 --> 00:45:21,223 Just do me one favor, Spangler. 444 00:45:22,397 --> 00:45:24,490 You saved my life. Name it. 445 00:45:24,732 --> 00:45:26,597 Don't mention my name. 446 00:45:30,805 --> 00:45:33,035 You've got my word on it, Magnum. 447 00:45:44,319 --> 00:45:45,877 Milton Collins. 448 00:45:45,953 --> 00:45:49,320 Even after I heard his name, I still couldn't remember him. 449 00:45:49,390 --> 00:45:51,722 I didn't have a record of him in my case file. 450 00:45:51,793 --> 00:45:54,887 But something did show up in my appointment book. 451 00:45:55,363 --> 00:45:58,491 I'd had a meeting at the club one day with a Milton Collins 452 00:45:58,566 --> 00:46:01,194 who wanted to know if his wife was cheating on him. 453 00:46:01,336 --> 00:46:03,167 I only had to tail her once to find out 454 00:46:03,237 --> 00:46:04,727 the guy he thought she was seeing 455 00:46:04,806 --> 00:46:08,139 was only painting a portrait of her for their anniversary. 456 00:46:08,309 --> 00:46:11,608 It was so easy I couldn't even take his money. 457 00:46:12,780 --> 00:46:16,307 That must have been the favor he thought I had done for him. 458 00:46:16,617 --> 00:46:19,552 And then I forgot all about Milton Collins. 459 00:46:19,620 --> 00:46:22,111 I guess he felt a lot of people did. 460 00:46:22,223 --> 00:46:24,691 And maybe he felt he had to do something about that. 461 00:46:24,759 --> 00:46:26,226 I don't know. 462 00:46:26,761 --> 00:46:28,285 I guess that's what bothered me most, 463 00:46:28,363 --> 00:46:31,332 I'd never know why. Why he killed. 464 00:46:31,566 --> 00:46:33,534 How he knew about Phillipe. 465 00:46:33,601 --> 00:46:35,592 Maggie found out that he was stationed in Nam 466 00:46:35,670 --> 00:46:38,969 at the same time I was, but so were a lot of other guys. 467 00:46:39,507 --> 00:46:41,304 I guess he was right. 468 00:46:41,576 --> 00:46:44,568 At least in his mind, he did still win. 469 00:46:44,946 --> 00:46:47,676 He died with all the secrets. 470 00:46:47,949 --> 00:46:50,713 It wasn't the first time I'd had to accept 471 00:46:50,785 --> 00:46:53,083 that sometimes there were no answers. 472 00:46:53,187 --> 00:46:55,018 I don't know why I started feeling the need 473 00:46:55,089 --> 00:46:57,387 to be by myself on the Fourth of July 474 00:46:57,558 --> 00:46:59,321 the day my dad died. 475 00:46:59,761 --> 00:47:02,821 Or why I still feel the need to this day. 476 00:47:02,897 --> 00:47:04,262 I just do.