1 00:00:04,426 --> 00:00:06,621 The security system is being disabled. 2 00:00:08,297 --> 00:00:11,391 There's a plane arriving here in the morning to take you to Mexico City 3 00:00:11,667 --> 00:00:13,635 if we can keep you alive that long. 4 00:00:20,242 --> 00:00:22,107 Get us on the ground. 5 00:00:22,478 --> 00:00:24,605 What's wrong with your side? There's a bullet in it. 6 00:00:26,148 --> 00:00:30,642 I don't go after any suspect without checking out his background. 7 00:02:31,940 --> 00:02:35,774 Yes. Yes, I have received the pictures. 8 00:02:35,844 --> 00:02:40,144 But we cannot do business until you first identify yourself. 9 00:02:40,315 --> 00:02:42,943 You say you are a private investigator? 10 00:02:46,154 --> 00:02:48,645 You are asking for a lot of money, 11 00:02:49,091 --> 00:02:52,891 how do I know you have all the other information that you claim? 12 00:02:53,829 --> 00:02:54,921 Yes. 13 00:02:55,797 --> 00:02:58,391 Yes, I can be there in an hour. 14 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:00,563 Yes. I will come alone. 15 00:03:16,885 --> 00:03:20,048 The Pacific horizon can be a very inspiring sight. 16 00:03:20,122 --> 00:03:22,056 But it can also be kind of depressing 17 00:03:22,124 --> 00:03:25,821 when you find your personal horizons a little lacking in rainbows. 18 00:03:26,295 --> 00:03:30,197 Paradise has a way of seducing you into a sense of stagnant well-being. 19 00:03:30,265 --> 00:03:32,495 A feeling that you're experiencing life at its best, 20 00:03:32,601 --> 00:03:34,296 so why go looking for anything better? 21 00:03:34,536 --> 00:03:38,165 Then one day I realized why rainbows never get boring to look at. 22 00:03:38,273 --> 00:03:39,535 They're always changing. 23 00:03:39,641 --> 00:03:42,610 My own colors were fading from standing still. 24 00:03:42,811 --> 00:03:46,008 So why not put a couple of new humps on my horizon? 25 00:03:46,081 --> 00:03:48,641 Grow, change, learn some new things. 26 00:03:48,717 --> 00:03:50,412 Spread my wings and fly a little. 27 00:03:50,485 --> 00:03:53,420 Even if I fell back to earth a couple of times in the process. 28 00:03:53,488 --> 00:03:55,012 Pull up on the collective. 29 00:03:55,857 --> 00:04:00,226 Easy. Easy... Hey, I've got it. I've got it. That's it. 30 00:04:00,796 --> 00:04:02,354 No more lessons from me. 31 00:04:02,698 --> 00:04:04,632 Oh, come on, one little mistake. 32 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:06,865 One little... 33 00:04:08,103 --> 00:04:10,401 You had us going backwards on the lift-off, 34 00:04:10,539 --> 00:04:13,133 at 2,000 you had us going sideways, 35 00:04:13,342 --> 00:04:16,573 and then you came within inches of crashing us into the landing pad. 36 00:04:17,145 --> 00:04:19,375 Well, what about all the things I did right? 37 00:04:19,781 --> 00:04:21,840 What about all the things I've learned? 38 00:04:23,118 --> 00:04:25,177 Sure. Right. 39 00:04:25,887 --> 00:04:27,787 After six hours of flight lessons, 40 00:04:27,856 --> 00:04:29,414 you learned how to shut the engine off. 41 00:04:29,491 --> 00:04:31,118 I've learned more than that. 42 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:32,993 Like what? 43 00:04:33,295 --> 00:04:36,492 You keep making the same mistakes every time we fly. 44 00:04:36,865 --> 00:04:39,095 T. C., I'll double what I pay you. 45 00:04:39,201 --> 00:04:40,634 Sure you will. 46 00:04:41,036 --> 00:04:43,095 If you get that job in Oklahoma. 47 00:04:43,372 --> 00:04:46,432 No ifs. I'll get it. I just have to be a pilot. 48 00:04:46,508 --> 00:04:49,341 Look, I can make more there in one three week job 49 00:04:49,411 --> 00:04:51,470 than I can here in an entire year. 50 00:04:51,980 --> 00:04:53,641 If you're a pilot. 51 00:04:54,182 --> 00:04:55,945 You are not a pilot. 52 00:04:56,218 --> 00:04:58,209 You are not going to be a pilot. 53 00:04:58,286 --> 00:05:00,914 Why don't you call that oil company and tell them you lied. 54 00:05:00,989 --> 00:05:02,479 I did not lie. 55 00:05:02,991 --> 00:05:04,219 Not exactly. 56 00:05:04,893 --> 00:05:07,487 Besides, you know there's more at stake here than just a job. 57 00:05:07,562 --> 00:05:11,396 What if we're up there one day and you suddenly have an attack? 58 00:05:11,867 --> 00:05:14,358 Well, this young man's heart is just fine, 59 00:05:14,436 --> 00:05:17,166 as long as he doesn't let you touch that stick. 60 00:05:23,879 --> 00:05:26,439 T. C., you all right? 61 00:05:27,682 --> 00:05:30,014 T. C., come on. Stop fooling around. 62 00:05:44,099 --> 00:05:46,499 You should consider yourself most fortunate. 63 00:05:46,568 --> 00:05:47,830 Yeah, I know. 64 00:05:48,203 --> 00:05:50,000 I'm sorry. I guess I'm a little worked up 65 00:05:50,071 --> 00:05:52,062 about losing 10 days of solid bookings. 66 00:05:52,140 --> 00:05:53,471 Can't fly for 10 days? 67 00:05:53,575 --> 00:05:55,907 Perhaps for two weeks, according to the doctors. 68 00:05:56,077 --> 00:05:57,772 What did you learn at the police station? 69 00:05:57,979 --> 00:06:00,243 Just that they think the gunman fired from the highway, 70 00:06:00,315 --> 00:06:01,907 across from the helipad. 71 00:06:01,983 --> 00:06:04,349 You have any idea who might have done it, T. C? 72 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:07,088 Are you kidding? I wish I did. 73 00:06:07,222 --> 00:06:09,190 Well, never mind. I'll come up with something. 74 00:06:09,324 --> 00:06:11,292 You just concentrate on getting well. 75 00:06:11,626 --> 00:06:14,390 I mean, if you heal fast, you might be flying in a week. 76 00:06:15,397 --> 00:06:16,796 What? No, no. 77 00:06:16,932 --> 00:06:18,991 Forget it. No more flying lessons for you, buddy. 78 00:06:19,067 --> 00:06:20,398 Magnum, how could you? 79 00:06:20,936 --> 00:06:22,062 Thomas, I don't believe it. 80 00:06:22,137 --> 00:06:24,571 Is that all you've got to think about, is your pilot's license? 81 00:06:24,639 --> 00:06:27,574 No. Come on, that's not what I meant. 82 00:06:28,009 --> 00:06:30,341 Getting my pilot's license is the farthest thing 83 00:06:30,412 --> 00:06:32,471 from my mind till we find out who shot at T.C. 84 00:06:32,547 --> 00:06:34,606 Mmm-hmm. Then you're going for the license, right? 85 00:06:34,683 --> 00:06:36,116 Well sure. Why not? 86 00:06:36,218 --> 00:06:39,654 I'm making progress. Magnum, please. Give up this folly. 87 00:06:39,721 --> 00:06:43,248 Call that chap in Oklahoma and admit to him that you lied. 88 00:06:43,325 --> 00:06:44,417 I didn't lie. 89 00:06:44,493 --> 00:06:47,462 The guy said, "Will you be able to fly our company chopper 90 00:06:47,529 --> 00:06:49,326 "around the oil fields to investigate?" 91 00:06:49,397 --> 00:06:52,059 He didn't say "Can you?" He said, "Will you be able to?" 92 00:06:52,133 --> 00:06:54,499 And I will be able to. I've got six weeks. 93 00:06:56,037 --> 00:06:59,268 The noontime news is on. I'm gonna see if there's anything about the shooting. 94 00:06:59,374 --> 00:07:01,706 Okay, so nobody believes me. 95 00:07:01,776 --> 00:07:03,937 But once we find out who shot at T. C., 96 00:07:04,045 --> 00:07:07,811 I will somehow, someway get my pilot's license. 97 00:07:08,149 --> 00:07:09,343 In six weeks? 98 00:07:09,417 --> 00:07:11,009 Oh. 99 00:07:11,887 --> 00:07:14,378 Good luck with your new instructor. 100 00:07:14,589 --> 00:07:15,851 Shh! Quiet, guys. 101 00:07:15,924 --> 00:07:19,792 ...by a gunshot today. He had reportedly just finished giving a flying lesson. 102 00:07:19,995 --> 00:07:23,931 Calvin, owner-operator of Island Hoppers Air Charter Service, was, 103 00:07:24,165 --> 00:07:27,692 according to HPD reports, shot once, in the chest, 104 00:07:27,769 --> 00:07:29,737 presumably with a high-powered weapon, 105 00:07:29,804 --> 00:07:31,396 and from a considerable distance. 106 00:07:31,473 --> 00:07:35,273 However, an Island Hoppers spokesman is now quoted as saying that 107 00:07:35,677 --> 00:07:38,202 foul play is not suspected. 108 00:07:40,582 --> 00:07:42,948 Well, that brings us around to the lighter... 109 00:07:43,018 --> 00:07:46,146 What idiot would give out such a ludicrous statement? 110 00:07:46,721 --> 00:07:49,656 The same idiot that claims to be my spokesman. 111 00:07:49,925 --> 00:07:52,155 Well, somebody had to mind the store. 112 00:07:52,794 --> 00:07:56,286 I heard the news report on the radio about the shoot... The accident. 113 00:07:56,932 --> 00:08:00,129 So, well, naturally, my first inclination was to rush to the hospital. 114 00:08:00,368 --> 00:08:02,063 Naturally. Exactly. 115 00:08:02,270 --> 00:08:05,762 But then I thought, "No, no, that's just what all his good friends will do 116 00:08:05,874 --> 00:08:07,239 "and I'd just be in the way." 117 00:08:07,509 --> 00:08:10,478 So, then, naturally, the next thought that occurred to me was, 118 00:08:10,545 --> 00:08:12,672 "Who's looking after T.C.'s business?" 119 00:08:13,114 --> 00:08:16,379 So you just naturally rushed on down here 120 00:08:16,451 --> 00:08:18,442 and took charge in a moment of crisis? 121 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:20,984 Exactly. And lucky I did. 122 00:08:21,156 --> 00:08:24,717 Because when I got here the place was standing open and crawling with press. 123 00:08:24,893 --> 00:08:27,862 But don't worry, these are the last two left and they're just leaving. 124 00:08:28,063 --> 00:08:29,496 I handled all of them. 125 00:08:29,864 --> 00:08:32,697 Like that stupid crack that foul play wasn't suspected? 126 00:08:32,767 --> 00:08:33,859 Shh! 127 00:08:34,469 --> 00:08:36,494 Naturally I told them foul play wasn't suspected, 128 00:08:36,571 --> 00:08:38,471 I'm trying to save T.C.'s image here. 129 00:08:39,240 --> 00:08:41,401 I mean, who would want to fly with a guy somebody's trying to kill? 130 00:08:41,476 --> 00:08:43,842 Yeah. That's very thoughtful of you, Mac. 131 00:08:44,012 --> 00:08:45,001 Thank you. 132 00:08:45,146 --> 00:08:50,083 So, can you empty your pockets and show me your wallet? 133 00:08:52,554 --> 00:08:53,816 I think I'm being insulted. 134 00:08:53,922 --> 00:08:55,890 No, just accused, naturally. 135 00:08:56,291 --> 00:09:00,455 T.C. Always has about 500 in cash in his office, for emergencies. 136 00:09:00,528 --> 00:09:02,325 Now if I walk in there and don't find it... 137 00:09:02,397 --> 00:09:03,625 Well, you won't! 138 00:09:03,932 --> 00:09:06,457 Because I secured all the cash I found. 139 00:09:07,702 --> 00:09:12,071 I hate that word! Don't say secured when you mean stole! 140 00:09:12,140 --> 00:09:14,131 I secured all the cash. 141 00:09:14,576 --> 00:09:16,339 Now if somebody had snuck in there and stolen it 142 00:09:16,411 --> 00:09:19,141 while I'm still on the premises, I'd feel pretty silly, now, wouldn't I? 143 00:09:19,347 --> 00:09:22,646 What else is missing, Mac? Nothing. 144 00:09:22,717 --> 00:09:25,413 I haven't taken anything from that office. I have only given. 145 00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:29,354 Of my time, my creativity, and my years of managerial experience. 146 00:09:29,424 --> 00:09:30,584 Mac, please leave. 147 00:09:32,027 --> 00:09:33,585 Well, you're welcome. 148 00:09:35,664 --> 00:09:37,632 He wouldn't put himself out for a little cash. 149 00:09:37,699 --> 00:09:39,633 With this guy, it's always a major angle. 150 00:09:39,701 --> 00:09:40,861 Naturally. 151 00:09:41,102 --> 00:09:43,730 Well, we've got to take care of T.C.'s biggest problem. 152 00:09:43,805 --> 00:09:45,636 Help me tie down the rotors of the chopper. 153 00:09:45,707 --> 00:09:46,799 Then we'll go... 154 00:09:49,544 --> 00:09:52,012 Mac? Okay, what's missing? 155 00:09:52,514 --> 00:09:53,845 What was he after? 156 00:09:54,182 --> 00:09:56,116 Mac didn't take anything from the office. 157 00:09:56,251 --> 00:10:00,779 T. C., why do most of your shipping invoices list unspecified cargo? 158 00:10:01,790 --> 00:10:04,281 Because some of the shippers are too lazy to itemize. 159 00:10:05,193 --> 00:10:06,820 Yeah, well, maybe they don't want to. 160 00:10:06,895 --> 00:10:09,363 Maybe they tried to slip in some kind of contraband 161 00:10:09,431 --> 00:10:11,695 and got scared that you found out. 162 00:10:11,966 --> 00:10:13,228 And I would have, too. 163 00:10:13,802 --> 00:10:15,497 I check every unspecified item. 164 00:10:15,670 --> 00:10:21,336 Look, maybe I just got hit by some idiot with lousy aim out taking target practice. 165 00:10:22,310 --> 00:10:24,870 Hey, don't forget to lock up. Struck out. 166 00:10:25,380 --> 00:10:27,041 And check my messages for me, too. 167 00:10:27,148 --> 00:10:29,173 What? Yeah, sure, T.C. 168 00:10:29,617 --> 00:10:32,245 Did you and Rick have any problems securing the chopper? 169 00:10:35,023 --> 00:10:39,323 Well, actually Mac secured the chopper. No problem. 170 00:10:39,394 --> 00:10:41,021 Oh, great, thanks. 171 00:10:41,863 --> 00:10:44,559 Oh, yeah, the doc says I'll be out some time late tomorrow. 172 00:10:44,733 --> 00:10:46,257 Tomorrow? No, stay there. 173 00:10:46,601 --> 00:10:47,932 I mean it's safer there. 174 00:10:48,403 --> 00:10:53,033 You expect me to stay here at 300 bucks a day until we find the sniper? 175 00:10:53,108 --> 00:10:54,302 No way. 176 00:10:55,076 --> 00:10:57,977 No, I guess not. Bye, T.C. 177 00:10:58,580 --> 00:11:00,707 Thomas, he's gonna want to come by here the minute he gets out. 178 00:11:00,782 --> 00:11:02,249 Now we gotta go find the chopper. 179 00:11:02,417 --> 00:11:03,679 Any luck on Mac yet? 180 00:11:03,785 --> 00:11:06,117 His landlady says she hasn't seen him since early this morning. 181 00:11:06,221 --> 00:11:07,518 But I got the place staked out, 182 00:11:07,589 --> 00:11:10,023 he's probably at some chopper chop shop somewhere. 183 00:11:10,091 --> 00:11:12,252 Rick, we don't know for sure that Mac took the chopper. 184 00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:15,488 Hey, will you quit defending him? I'm not defending him exactly. 185 00:11:15,563 --> 00:11:16,825 Yes, you are. 186 00:11:16,898 --> 00:11:18,866 This bum's conned us all at least once. 187 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:22,629 You better start realizing that this isn't your good old honest friend Mac. 188 00:11:23,104 --> 00:11:24,628 Thomas, the real Mac is dead. 189 00:11:24,773 --> 00:11:26,206 And this Jim... Jim Bonig. 190 00:11:26,341 --> 00:11:28,775 The point is that you've got to quit letting him off so easy 191 00:11:28,843 --> 00:11:30,811 just because he looks like the old Mac, Thomas. 192 00:11:30,945 --> 00:11:33,880 I am not letting him off, but I still don't think he could be connected 193 00:11:33,948 --> 00:11:35,540 with an attempt on T.C. 194 00:11:35,617 --> 00:11:37,778 Magnum, I've been trying to reach you. 195 00:11:37,886 --> 00:11:40,719 You received a call from a client who said that it was urgent 196 00:11:40,789 --> 00:11:44,190 that he reach you, a matter of a long overdue fee. 197 00:11:44,359 --> 00:11:46,554 Therefore I referred him to Island Hoppers. 198 00:11:46,795 --> 00:11:50,231 I trust the payment will be sufficient to cover your outstanding indebtedness 199 00:11:50,298 --> 00:11:53,233 to Mr. Masters, including upkeep on the Ferrari 200 00:11:53,301 --> 00:11:54,563 and maintenance on the tennis court. 201 00:11:54,636 --> 00:11:56,126 And I... I got call on all money. 202 00:11:56,204 --> 00:11:57,501 Your tab's through the ceiling. 203 00:11:57,605 --> 00:11:59,402 Rick nobody owes me a fee. 204 00:11:59,574 --> 00:12:01,041 Cut it out, Thomas, Higgins just said... 205 00:12:01,109 --> 00:12:02,576 No, he didn't just say it. 206 00:12:02,944 --> 00:12:06,778 He must have left that message while T.C. Was giving me my lesson, before the shooting. 207 00:12:06,981 --> 00:12:09,074 He didn't mention the phone call to you at the hospital? 208 00:12:09,150 --> 00:12:12,881 I don't think he thought it was important. But maybe T.C. Was right. 209 00:12:13,021 --> 00:12:14,750 Maybe he was hit by mistake 210 00:12:14,923 --> 00:12:17,050 because he was sitting on the right side of the chopper 211 00:12:17,125 --> 00:12:18,820 where the passenger would normally be. 212 00:12:19,928 --> 00:12:20,917 You? 213 00:12:21,196 --> 00:12:24,723 Whoever made that call to Higgins was probably the gunman looking for me 214 00:12:24,833 --> 00:12:26,425 and he got T.C. Instead. 215 00:12:27,135 --> 00:12:28,796 You're right, Mr. Magnum. 216 00:12:38,913 --> 00:12:40,039 We have to hurry. 217 00:12:40,114 --> 00:12:42,708 Valez's men probably know you've come back here by now. 218 00:12:42,784 --> 00:12:43,842 Who's Valez? 219 00:12:43,918 --> 00:12:45,249 Stop it, Mr. Magnum. 220 00:12:45,353 --> 00:12:47,480 Everyone knows about what you pulled off last week. 221 00:12:47,589 --> 00:12:50,114 You have to go back and tell the truth. Now wait a minute. 222 00:12:50,525 --> 00:12:52,186 We're going back to Oklahoma? 223 00:12:52,260 --> 00:12:54,694 You've got to be kidding. Just because Thomas lied about being a pilot, 224 00:12:54,762 --> 00:12:56,354 somebody's gotten bent out of shape enough to... 225 00:12:56,464 --> 00:12:57,590 All right, all right. 226 00:13:18,253 --> 00:13:21,347 Well, maybe now I can get a simple thank you. 227 00:13:21,856 --> 00:13:23,551 All I did was save your life. 228 00:13:32,467 --> 00:13:36,062 Most people put their house keys with their car keys. 229 00:13:36,137 --> 00:13:38,162 Well, I don't happen to be most people. 230 00:13:38,706 --> 00:13:40,731 But you should just be thankful that I had to come back 231 00:13:40,808 --> 00:13:42,207 and get it and heard what was going on. 232 00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:46,803 And that I had the presence of mind to secure this from their glove compartment. 233 00:13:48,583 --> 00:13:51,950 It's a shame we didn't have a little more backup, we might have gotten the girl, too. 234 00:13:52,020 --> 00:13:53,885 I was trying not to hit a lady. 235 00:13:54,155 --> 00:13:56,453 Okay, fine. Look, who are you? 236 00:13:56,925 --> 00:13:58,586 And where were you and the girl trying to take us? 237 00:14:09,871 --> 00:14:12,101 His name is Emilio, and he's from Mexico City. 238 00:14:12,206 --> 00:14:13,468 You speak Spanish? 239 00:14:13,841 --> 00:14:16,867 Naturally, I speak Spanish. I studied for the priesthood in Paraguay. 240 00:14:18,746 --> 00:14:22,011 Okay, so I was a dropout, but I did attend a seminary... Never mind. 241 00:14:22,650 --> 00:14:24,083 Ask him about the girl. 242 00:15:04,726 --> 00:15:06,125 What's he saying about me? 243 00:15:06,861 --> 00:15:08,260 And who's Pasqual Valez? 244 00:15:08,529 --> 00:15:10,019 You got to be kidding. 245 00:15:10,098 --> 00:15:12,828 He's only one of the biggest crime bosses in Mexico City. 246 00:15:13,768 --> 00:15:16,999 So you really got the goods on Valez's organization last week, huh? 247 00:15:17,638 --> 00:15:19,833 Thomas, you were in Mexico City last week? 248 00:15:19,941 --> 00:15:21,670 I thought you were in Oklahoma City. 249 00:15:21,843 --> 00:15:22,969 I was. 250 00:15:23,945 --> 00:15:26,937 You tell Emilio that he's coming with me 251 00:15:27,081 --> 00:15:29,015 to find someone who speaks Spanish. 252 00:15:29,317 --> 00:15:30,750 Well, what do you think I've been doing? 253 00:15:30,885 --> 00:15:31,977 I'm not sure, Mac. 254 00:15:32,086 --> 00:15:34,987 That's why I like a second opinion on what Emilio told you. 255 00:15:35,757 --> 00:15:39,022 Besides you've got something more important to do. Find T.C.'s chopper. 256 00:15:39,193 --> 00:15:40,717 Find it? Why, did he lose it? 257 00:15:40,795 --> 00:15:42,854 Knock it off, will you? You know you stole it. 258 00:15:42,997 --> 00:15:44,965 Me? Why is it always me? 259 00:15:45,166 --> 00:15:47,134 Why would I liberate T.C.'s chopper? 260 00:15:47,201 --> 00:15:48,930 I hate that word, too. 261 00:15:49,137 --> 00:15:54,939 Now, you bring back T.C.'s chopper that you liberated, stole by tomorrow. 262 00:16:00,915 --> 00:16:01,939 Island Hoppers. 263 00:16:02,116 --> 00:16:03,708 Magnum, come home at once. 264 00:16:03,785 --> 00:16:06,049 Oh, Higgins. Look, you speak Spanish, don't you? 265 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:07,587 I need you to do some translating. 266 00:16:07,655 --> 00:16:09,885 And I need you here, now please hurry. 267 00:16:10,191 --> 00:16:12,318 Yes, do hurry, Mr. Magnum. 268 00:16:12,927 --> 00:16:15,122 I will shoot Mr. Higgins if I have to. 269 00:16:16,831 --> 00:16:18,958 What do you want? Follow my instructions. 270 00:16:19,367 --> 00:16:20,834 Bring Emilio here with you, 271 00:16:21,436 --> 00:16:24,633 do not call the police, and come under concealment. 272 00:16:25,306 --> 00:16:27,331 You're a dead man if Valez's men see you, 273 00:16:27,809 --> 00:16:30,676 and so is your friend Mr. Higgins if you cross me. 274 00:17:43,684 --> 00:17:45,345 No sign of a tail. 275 00:17:45,853 --> 00:17:47,514 Mac must have lost them for us. 276 00:17:47,655 --> 00:17:49,145 Yeah, and I gotta find him. 277 00:17:49,557 --> 00:17:53,288 Rick, the best way to guarantee that you'll see Mac 278 00:17:53,394 --> 00:17:57,592 real soon is to have his car. His life is in here. 279 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:04,765 Listen, Valez may have the estate staked out... Wait a minute. 280 00:18:07,942 --> 00:18:09,933 I don't believe this. What? 281 00:18:10,111 --> 00:18:13,706 Marvel Comics, volume one, the first Tales from the Crypt, 282 00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:16,606 Huey, Dewey, and Louie on Vacation... 283 00:18:17,018 --> 00:18:19,248 All in good condition. Do you know what these are worth? 284 00:18:19,487 --> 00:18:21,512 You better worry about what your life is worth. 285 00:18:27,195 --> 00:18:31,427 Okay, you'll lean on Mac about the chopper when he gets back to T.C.'s office 286 00:18:31,499 --> 00:18:34,263 and you'll check with Ice Pick about Pasqual Valez. 287 00:18:34,335 --> 00:18:36,769 Thomas... The lady said come alone. 288 00:18:38,606 --> 00:18:41,666 Okay. Let's go, Emilio. 289 00:19:00,628 --> 00:19:01,890 Emilio. Maria? 290 00:19:01,996 --> 00:19:03,224 Magnum. Higgins. 291 00:19:09,537 --> 00:19:10,834 Tea? 292 00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:13,537 You're supposed to be a hostage. 293 00:19:13,908 --> 00:19:16,570 Miss Torres has explained why it was necessary for her 294 00:19:16,644 --> 00:19:19,238 to take such drastic action to bring you here. 295 00:19:19,780 --> 00:19:22,908 Magnum, why didn't you tell me where you really were last week? 296 00:19:25,152 --> 00:19:26,949 Look, Miss Torres... 297 00:19:29,357 --> 00:19:30,346 Maria. 298 00:19:31,325 --> 00:19:34,055 I'm sorry that I had to leave so quickly before, 299 00:19:34,595 --> 00:19:38,827 but it's most awkward for a federale to be questioned by the American police. 300 00:19:50,578 --> 00:19:53,206 You and Emilio are Mexican agents? 301 00:19:53,648 --> 00:19:56,947 There's a plane arriving here in the morning to take you to Mexico City 302 00:19:57,084 --> 00:19:59,314 if we can keep you alive that long. 303 00:20:00,621 --> 00:20:04,057 We'll have to have your testimony to nail Valez once and for all. 304 00:20:06,494 --> 00:20:07,688 Fine. 305 00:20:10,498 --> 00:20:13,467 But I want more than protection. 306 00:20:14,802 --> 00:20:17,430 What I know about Valez goes to the highest bidder. 307 00:20:18,572 --> 00:20:20,005 We are the highest. 308 00:20:21,509 --> 00:20:22,567 How much? 309 00:20:22,643 --> 00:20:23,701 A lot. 310 00:20:24,578 --> 00:20:26,011 How'd you know about me? 311 00:20:26,814 --> 00:20:28,304 And how did Valez? As a matter of fact, 312 00:20:28,382 --> 00:20:31,442 I pride myself on being discreet. 313 00:20:31,852 --> 00:20:34,218 Yes, you apparently confided in no one. 314 00:20:34,422 --> 00:20:36,287 I'm sorry, Higgins, this was too big. 315 00:20:36,357 --> 00:20:39,690 I used Oklahoma City as a cover, I commuted to Mexico every day, 316 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:42,058 I used a fictitious name with Valez's men. 317 00:20:42,129 --> 00:20:44,222 Not according to our sources, you didn't. 318 00:20:44,298 --> 00:20:45,788 I used my real name? 319 00:20:45,866 --> 00:20:47,731 But claimed you were from Chicago. 320 00:20:48,302 --> 00:20:51,294 Naturally, it didn't take us, or Valez, long to trace you here. 321 00:20:53,307 --> 00:20:54,672 Naturally. 322 00:20:56,811 --> 00:21:00,042 Higgins, ask Emilio 323 00:21:00,247 --> 00:21:03,774 in Spanish what the guy in T.C.'s office said to him. 324 00:21:15,663 --> 00:21:20,327 It seems Mac threatened to pour gasoline in Emilio's navel and ignite it 325 00:21:20,468 --> 00:21:21,799 if Emilio didn't talk. 326 00:21:24,438 --> 00:21:28,397 I want to know if he asked him anything about me. 327 00:21:36,317 --> 00:21:39,753 Mac asked if Emilio or Maria had ever seen you. 328 00:21:41,789 --> 00:21:43,814 Have you? Maria? 329 00:21:45,993 --> 00:21:47,893 Can you swear I'm the man you're looking for? 330 00:21:48,729 --> 00:21:51,289 We know that a private investigator named Thomas Magnum 331 00:21:51,365 --> 00:21:53,799 was working undercover in the Valez family. 332 00:22:01,475 --> 00:22:02,635 What are you doing? 333 00:22:03,210 --> 00:22:05,735 I can straighten this out with a couple of phone calls. 334 00:22:07,181 --> 00:22:08,375 The phone's dead. 335 00:22:10,384 --> 00:22:12,682 The security system is being disabled. 336 00:22:14,021 --> 00:22:16,080 Magnum, someone's on the grounds. 337 00:22:18,893 --> 00:22:20,053 Stay here. 338 00:22:39,847 --> 00:22:41,109 Valez. 339 00:22:41,782 --> 00:22:44,410 I tried to tell you. Now it's too late. 340 00:23:04,472 --> 00:23:06,667 Any idea how many men Valez brought with him? 341 00:23:06,740 --> 00:23:08,435 As many as it takes to kill you. 342 00:23:16,917 --> 00:23:17,906 Emilio. 343 00:23:18,919 --> 00:23:20,910 Higgins, where are the dogs? 344 00:23:20,988 --> 00:23:22,922 At the kennel for a grooming. 345 00:23:24,358 --> 00:23:25,347 Great. 346 00:23:25,893 --> 00:23:27,622 You picked today to get them a haircut? 347 00:23:27,695 --> 00:23:31,222 I had no way of knowing that we would be re-fighting the Alamo this afternoon. 348 00:23:31,298 --> 00:23:34,096 Really, Magnum, you've no right to involve the Robin Masters estate 349 00:23:34,168 --> 00:23:36,159 in your clandestine affairs. Higgins. 350 00:23:37,805 --> 00:23:39,568 I was in Oklahoma. 351 00:23:40,641 --> 00:23:43,132 No Valez. No Mexico. 352 00:23:43,377 --> 00:23:46,073 It will do no good for you to try and change your story now. 353 00:23:46,146 --> 00:23:47,443 Maria's right. 354 00:23:47,781 --> 00:23:51,649 Actually, I'm impressed that you'd attempt to expose a South American mafia king... 355 00:23:51,719 --> 00:23:52,981 I didn't. 356 00:23:53,354 --> 00:23:55,686 As soon as I can get to a phone, I'm going to call Oklahoma, 357 00:23:55,756 --> 00:23:57,690 and they will verify for you and Maria 358 00:23:57,858 --> 00:24:00,793 that I was there the entire week discussing oil rig vandalism. 359 00:24:02,162 --> 00:24:03,424 They stopped shooting. 360 00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:08,031 What in God's name are you doing? 361 00:24:08,102 --> 00:24:09,091 Look, 362 00:24:10,004 --> 00:24:14,065 we're gonna need a bunker to... So we can see them entering from any direction. 363 00:24:14,542 --> 00:24:15,531 Emilio. 364 00:24:26,587 --> 00:24:28,987 The sixth century Vishnu from the temple of Angkor 365 00:24:29,056 --> 00:24:32,321 and the Gauguin deserve to survive. 366 00:24:55,616 --> 00:24:57,015 Hey, where are you going? 367 00:24:58,385 --> 00:24:59,818 Oh, my God. 368 00:25:00,421 --> 00:25:03,948 An O. Henry first edition and Balzac was barely spared. 369 00:25:05,693 --> 00:25:07,991 You won't be spared if you don't stay under cover. 370 00:25:08,062 --> 00:25:11,395 Miss Torres, I assure you, I'm quite capable of taking care of myself. 371 00:25:11,765 --> 00:25:16,225 Higgins, what happened to the ammo for the guns in Robin's gun cabinet? 372 00:25:16,403 --> 00:25:18,633 All ammunition was removed to the garage last week for 373 00:25:18,706 --> 00:25:21,800 the Annual Home for Incorrigible Boys Open House. Emilio. 374 00:25:21,875 --> 00:25:24,605 Why didn't you put it back after the incorrigible boys left? 375 00:25:24,678 --> 00:25:26,976 Never mind. Where's the extra rounds for the Webley? 376 00:25:27,114 --> 00:25:29,105 In the study. I'll fetch them. Look out! 377 00:25:35,189 --> 00:25:36,747 Never mind, they're in the house. 378 00:26:14,161 --> 00:26:16,823 Someone must have heard the shots and called the police. 379 00:26:17,364 --> 00:26:18,626 Emilio's dead. 380 00:26:21,468 --> 00:26:22,628 I'm sorry. 381 00:26:24,872 --> 00:26:26,965 We have to get out of here before they arrive. 382 00:26:29,443 --> 00:26:34,642 Higgins, look, I'm sorry for dragging you into this. 383 00:26:34,982 --> 00:26:38,543 I'll tell the police about Valez, but until we can prove it, you're still a target. 384 00:26:38,619 --> 00:26:39,608 You'd better go. 385 00:26:41,755 --> 00:26:42,813 Thanks. 386 00:26:58,539 --> 00:27:00,973 Nothing except a battle lost 387 00:27:01,308 --> 00:27:04,038 can be half so melancholy as a battle won. 388 00:27:10,084 --> 00:27:13,542 You picked a good place. Hardly anyone ever comes out to this strip. 389 00:27:14,021 --> 00:27:16,581 Thanks. I did my research. 390 00:27:17,257 --> 00:27:19,657 If you're safe anywhere right now, it's here. 391 00:27:21,762 --> 00:27:24,993 Why do you make it sound like I'm the only one in danger? 392 00:27:27,134 --> 00:27:28,362 Am I in danger? 393 00:27:32,106 --> 00:27:35,940 You are if Valez finds us and we can't fight our way out. 394 00:27:38,812 --> 00:27:39,801 Salud. 395 00:27:46,487 --> 00:27:48,079 I hope pepperoni's okay. 396 00:27:48,455 --> 00:27:50,082 Is that the guy you called? 397 00:27:50,591 --> 00:27:52,525 That's a terrible joke. 398 00:27:54,595 --> 00:27:55,584 I am sorry. 399 00:27:56,096 --> 00:27:58,030 I try to make jokes occasionally. 400 00:27:59,032 --> 00:28:01,557 So who did you call when we stopped for the pizza? 401 00:28:01,802 --> 00:28:05,135 A guy named Rick, who's trying to reach a guy named Ice Pick, 402 00:28:05,205 --> 00:28:08,436 who just might know a guy named Valez. 403 00:28:09,343 --> 00:28:12,540 Whom you still think you just might be able to deal with 404 00:28:12,646 --> 00:28:14,614 for your information, and live. 405 00:28:16,183 --> 00:28:18,481 That plan failed in Mexico City, remember? 406 00:28:18,585 --> 00:28:20,075 I wasn't in Mexico City. 407 00:28:21,188 --> 00:28:24,214 I just want a chance to try to convince Valez of that. 408 00:28:26,860 --> 00:28:28,760 I've always been told it was messy. 409 00:28:29,296 --> 00:28:30,456 It is. 410 00:28:30,764 --> 00:28:31,856 You're kidding. 411 00:28:32,366 --> 00:28:33,697 You never had pizza? 412 00:28:35,435 --> 00:28:37,164 It just never appealed to me. 413 00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:43,068 No forks? 414 00:28:43,343 --> 00:28:45,243 No, you don't need one. 415 00:28:45,312 --> 00:28:47,246 See, what you do here is you just... 416 00:28:48,982 --> 00:28:50,711 You gotta kind of curl it up. 417 00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:04,392 You're right, it is messy, sorry. 418 00:29:05,365 --> 00:29:06,354 Mmm. 419 00:29:08,802 --> 00:29:10,133 So, why do you do it? 420 00:29:10,871 --> 00:29:13,806 Eat pizza? I'm a cheese freak. No. 421 00:29:14,107 --> 00:29:18,043 Why do you do dangerous things like go after big men like Valez. 422 00:29:19,580 --> 00:29:20,808 I don't. 423 00:29:21,748 --> 00:29:24,649 You know, no one's ever worked their way into his crime family before, 424 00:29:25,752 --> 00:29:28,152 learned his best kept secrets in a week. 425 00:29:29,189 --> 00:29:30,315 I didn't. 426 00:29:30,691 --> 00:29:32,215 Okay, I didn't reach the guy in Oklahoma, 427 00:29:32,292 --> 00:29:34,157 but I'll reach him tomorrow, I'll prove it to you. 428 00:29:34,428 --> 00:29:38,091 There's no time for phone calls. The plane will be here right after dawn. 429 00:29:38,165 --> 00:29:39,598 I won't be getting on it. 430 00:29:43,604 --> 00:29:44,935 Where does it hurt? 431 00:29:47,441 --> 00:29:48,669 Let me see. 432 00:29:51,945 --> 00:29:52,934 Thanks. 433 00:29:54,147 --> 00:30:00,484 That's a result of my encounter with your friend. 434 00:30:01,922 --> 00:30:03,355 My friend Emilio? 435 00:30:04,424 --> 00:30:05,413 It's okay. 436 00:30:06,827 --> 00:30:09,125 He knew it could happen, being a federale. 437 00:30:14,468 --> 00:30:15,833 Why do you do it? 438 00:30:17,304 --> 00:30:19,295 Maybe one of these days I won't. 439 00:30:20,707 --> 00:30:22,902 Maybe I'll find something saner. 440 00:30:25,479 --> 00:30:26,468 Yeah? 441 00:30:29,483 --> 00:30:32,941 If you did, what would you do if you got out? 442 00:30:35,455 --> 00:30:37,150 Just what you did. 443 00:30:41,762 --> 00:30:46,062 I don't go after any suspect without checking out his background. 444 00:31:13,927 --> 00:31:15,622 It's not going to work, Maria. 445 00:31:17,597 --> 00:31:20,566 No, not as a permanent relationship, 446 00:31:22,002 --> 00:31:24,436 but maybe we could just... You know what I mean. 447 00:31:25,238 --> 00:31:26,933 I'm not going to Mexico. 448 00:31:29,977 --> 00:31:31,239 I'm not either, 449 00:31:35,215 --> 00:31:36,807 not until morning. 450 00:31:43,023 --> 00:31:44,923 Yeah, yeah. I reached Ice Pick. 451 00:31:44,992 --> 00:31:48,689 I'm gonna tell you, Thomas, he wasn't real thrilled about being disturbed at 3:00 a. m. 452 00:31:48,762 --> 00:31:50,457 What did he say about Valez? 453 00:31:50,597 --> 00:31:51,757 He knows him. 454 00:31:51,832 --> 00:31:55,029 But he can't help you except to tell you that Valez flew in here yesterday. 455 00:31:55,202 --> 00:31:58,103 Ice Pick doesn't know where he's staying on the island? 456 00:31:58,338 --> 00:31:59,737 He doesn't want to know, Thomas. 457 00:31:59,973 --> 00:32:03,534 Just forget about it. He said that he won't deal with Valez for anybody. 458 00:32:03,643 --> 00:32:05,042 Did Mac meet up with you? 459 00:32:05,178 --> 00:32:06,338 No, listen to this, 460 00:32:06,546 --> 00:32:09,515 he called me at midnight to tell me that he might have found T.C.'s chopper. 461 00:32:10,017 --> 00:32:12,315 Rick, listen, see if you can find him, it's important. 462 00:32:12,419 --> 00:32:15,582 Tell him I'm flying out of Molani Airport for Mexico in an hour. 463 00:32:15,822 --> 00:32:17,687 You're not really going to go there, are you? 464 00:32:18,492 --> 00:32:22,155 That is up to Mac. See what you can do. Okay. 465 00:32:23,130 --> 00:32:25,325 Thomas? Hey, Thomas, Thomas! 466 00:32:31,238 --> 00:32:33,706 Maria. Time to wake up. 467 00:32:35,008 --> 00:32:36,339 It's okay. 468 00:32:37,377 --> 00:32:38,708 I went to sleep. It's okay. 469 00:32:38,812 --> 00:32:39,938 Your plane should be landing any minute now. 470 00:32:40,013 --> 00:32:41,537 I never sleep while I'm working. 471 00:32:41,715 --> 00:32:43,546 Well, then I guess you don't sleep much. 472 00:32:43,717 --> 00:32:45,617 Here, you want some coffee. It's only an hour old. 473 00:32:45,752 --> 00:32:46,844 You went out? 474 00:32:47,220 --> 00:32:49,245 They could have seen you, followed you here. 475 00:32:49,389 --> 00:32:51,152 I had to check in with my friend Rick. 476 00:32:54,194 --> 00:32:56,685 Looks like I'll be looking for Valez myself. 477 00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:04,297 Oh, will you put that down, I didn't have to come back here, remember? 478 00:33:04,738 --> 00:33:06,035 The point is you did. 479 00:33:07,140 --> 00:33:08,835 And you're getting on that plane. 480 00:33:09,643 --> 00:33:13,636 You don't really care whether I'm the Magnum you're looking for or not, do you? 481 00:33:13,847 --> 00:33:16,145 You're job is just bring in the suspect. 482 00:33:16,216 --> 00:33:18,081 If you have no information, you'll be released. 483 00:33:18,151 --> 00:33:20,483 In what condition? Your people will get a confession out of me, 484 00:33:20,554 --> 00:33:22,647 whether it's true or not, and you know that. 485 00:33:22,722 --> 00:33:24,713 You can't really believe I'd let that happen. 486 00:33:26,993 --> 00:33:29,188 I don't know what to believe about you. 487 00:33:32,833 --> 00:33:34,733 And last night didn't change that. 488 00:33:35,836 --> 00:33:38,896 People in your line of work can have strange priorities, I know. 489 00:33:43,210 --> 00:33:44,404 Magnum. 490 00:33:52,152 --> 00:33:53,813 Am I glad to see you! 491 00:33:54,387 --> 00:33:58,585 Yeah, Mac, I knew you would be naturally concerned. 492 00:33:58,692 --> 00:34:01,217 That's why I was hoping Rick would tell you where I was. 493 00:34:01,428 --> 00:34:03,919 Oh, he told me a lot more than that. 494 00:34:04,598 --> 00:34:07,465 What's this crazy story about you going to Mexico City? 495 00:34:08,368 --> 00:34:10,666 No, Mac, I'm not going. You are. 496 00:34:11,004 --> 00:34:13,871 Maria says the federales are the highest bidder. Any price. 497 00:34:14,174 --> 00:34:15,732 You should sell to her. 498 00:34:15,809 --> 00:34:17,037 Any price? 499 00:34:17,944 --> 00:34:19,605 If you had anything to sell. 500 00:34:25,118 --> 00:34:27,712 Drugs, rackets, numbers... 501 00:34:28,255 --> 00:34:30,883 I have names and places that tie straight to Valez. 502 00:34:31,458 --> 00:34:33,119 I want a million cash. 503 00:34:33,593 --> 00:34:35,891 Now your syndicate should consider that a bargain, 504 00:34:35,996 --> 00:34:38,487 considering that I'm removing the opposition. 505 00:34:41,001 --> 00:34:42,866 Magnum, she's no federale. 506 00:34:47,807 --> 00:34:50,503 Hey, I know what I'm talking about. Why don't you ever believe me? 507 00:34:50,744 --> 00:34:54,111 I believe you. You'll get your million. 508 00:34:57,350 --> 00:34:59,648 And you, I'm afraid, have become expendable. 509 00:35:05,559 --> 00:35:09,552 Sorry, Thomas, I would have had to have killed you sooner or later. 510 00:35:23,410 --> 00:35:24,570 You're welcome. 511 00:35:34,421 --> 00:35:37,413 That pilot's bound to be with the same outfit Maria worked for. 512 00:35:37,524 --> 00:35:38,957 A rival crime family. 513 00:35:39,593 --> 00:35:40,992 He's coming towards us. 514 00:35:43,830 --> 00:35:47,288 You know, with what I had on Valez, they could have turned him over to the federales. 515 00:35:47,367 --> 00:35:50,302 Why, Mac? Why did you get me involved in this? 516 00:35:50,437 --> 00:35:53,065 Can we discuss this a little bit later? 517 00:35:53,139 --> 00:35:55,107 Right now we better worry about this pilot. 518 00:36:06,653 --> 00:36:07,847 Valez. 519 00:36:07,921 --> 00:36:10,219 His men must have seen the plane landing. Let's go. 520 00:36:38,151 --> 00:36:40,142 Magnum, would you come on? 521 00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:54,794 Mac... 522 00:36:56,636 --> 00:36:57,762 Mac! 523 00:37:05,412 --> 00:37:08,142 Is this how Thomas Magnum got into Valez's family, 524 00:37:08,214 --> 00:37:10,182 as a Spanish-speaking pilot? 525 00:37:11,217 --> 00:37:12,878 I wasn't a pilot for them. 526 00:37:12,952 --> 00:37:15,250 And I swear, I never told Valez your name. 527 00:37:15,322 --> 00:37:17,552 His men knew me as Trini Oliva. 528 00:37:18,158 --> 00:37:20,991 The one time I did use your name, is when I had to flash your license 529 00:37:21,127 --> 00:37:22,788 to verify some facts with the police. 530 00:37:23,296 --> 00:37:24,524 My license? 531 00:37:24,597 --> 00:37:25,825 Exactly. 532 00:37:26,966 --> 00:37:29,366 And I think Valez's has some friends down at the police department, 533 00:37:29,436 --> 00:37:31,870 'cause they sure knew that Trini Oliva 534 00:37:33,273 --> 00:37:36,140 was the same as Thomas Magnum when they came here to kill me. 535 00:37:36,276 --> 00:37:38,267 Kill me, can you beat that? 536 00:37:39,679 --> 00:37:42,273 Hey! Valez told me he was coming alone. 537 00:37:42,515 --> 00:37:43,573 Mac! 538 00:37:57,063 --> 00:37:58,325 Damn, I'm good. 539 00:37:58,398 --> 00:38:02,664 Didn't I tell you? If I hadn't burst my eardrums, I'd still be a jet pilot. 540 00:38:03,737 --> 00:38:05,034 Why, Magnum... Oh. 541 00:38:05,472 --> 00:38:08,566 Why, Magnum, why don't you ever believe me? 542 00:38:08,641 --> 00:38:10,836 Mac, what's wrong with your side? 543 00:38:11,811 --> 00:38:13,472 There's a bullet in it. 544 00:38:13,546 --> 00:38:14,535 What? 545 00:38:15,048 --> 00:38:16,447 There's a bullet in it. 546 00:38:16,950 --> 00:38:19,851 Mac, get us on the ground. You bet. 547 00:38:19,919 --> 00:38:21,853 Just as soon as we get to Mexico. 548 00:38:21,955 --> 00:38:23,183 Mexico? 549 00:38:23,790 --> 00:38:27,351 Naturally, they gave us enough gas in this bird to get us there. 550 00:38:27,861 --> 00:38:30,523 Well, Magnum, I just want to do the right thing. 551 00:38:30,663 --> 00:38:33,029 I want to get these papers to the federales. 552 00:38:33,199 --> 00:38:35,099 Besides, if we stayed here any longer, 553 00:38:35,168 --> 00:38:37,227 Valez and his men would just keep coming after you. 554 00:38:37,303 --> 00:38:38,998 Not with what you have in that little book, 555 00:38:39,072 --> 00:38:41,165 that's what I've been needing to get him picked up. 556 00:38:41,241 --> 00:38:42,799 Now, tell me where he's staying. 557 00:38:43,309 --> 00:38:44,742 How would I know where he's staying? 558 00:38:44,811 --> 00:38:46,608 Because you know everything else about him. 559 00:38:46,679 --> 00:38:48,806 Now give me the address, you can't make it to Mexico. 560 00:38:48,882 --> 00:38:50,645 Would you please just look in the kit 561 00:38:50,717 --> 00:38:53,379 and see if you can find something to help stop this bleeding. 562 00:38:57,524 --> 00:38:59,151 Peanut butter and jelly? 563 00:38:59,726 --> 00:39:00,920 And no medical supplies. 564 00:39:00,994 --> 00:39:03,986 Mac, give me the address and turn us around. 565 00:39:04,964 --> 00:39:08,161 Okay, it's 8630 Cranebrook. 566 00:39:09,035 --> 00:39:11,731 But, Magnum... Magnum, listen, grab the wheel. 567 00:39:11,805 --> 00:39:13,272 What? Grab the wheel. 568 00:39:13,540 --> 00:39:15,633 Now listen carefully, 569 00:39:17,444 --> 00:39:20,538 the plane's in trim, you shouldn't have too much trouble. 570 00:39:21,347 --> 00:39:23,144 Until you start down. 571 00:39:23,416 --> 00:39:24,713 Until I start down? 572 00:39:24,851 --> 00:39:29,481 Now, listen, turn the plane around. 573 00:39:29,823 --> 00:39:30,812 How? 574 00:39:31,124 --> 00:39:33,149 You make a U-ie to the right. 575 00:39:35,728 --> 00:39:36,717 Mac? 576 00:40:04,858 --> 00:40:07,122 Okay, Tommy, don't panic. 577 00:40:07,227 --> 00:40:10,492 My name is Art and I'm a CAP Pilot. We're going to get you down. 578 00:40:11,097 --> 00:40:12,962 Just don't panic, Tommy, okay? 579 00:40:13,032 --> 00:40:15,466 It's Thomas. And I'm not panicking. 580 00:40:15,802 --> 00:40:18,430 And I don't want to come down until the police get that message. 581 00:40:18,505 --> 00:40:20,405 Check 3680 Cranebrook. 582 00:40:20,507 --> 00:40:21,633 They've got it, Tommy. 583 00:40:21,708 --> 00:40:23,300 Thomas! Check. 584 00:40:23,543 --> 00:40:27,912 We just find a little familiarity relaxes people in life-threatening situations. 585 00:40:30,250 --> 00:40:32,013 Well, thanks, Arty. 586 00:40:32,552 --> 00:40:34,452 Did you get ahold of Rick Wright? 587 00:40:34,521 --> 00:40:38,480 Check. He says that T.C. Cannot get out of the hospital until later, 588 00:40:38,658 --> 00:40:42,185 and that Rick has sent some other help. Now, listen, 589 00:40:42,462 --> 00:40:45,761 you're gonna have to lose all that extra fuel before you crash... 590 00:40:46,466 --> 00:40:48,229 Before you land the craft. 591 00:40:48,735 --> 00:40:52,933 Well, you mean, I gotta fly around here till the tanks are empty? 592 00:40:53,006 --> 00:40:56,567 Negative. Look for a fuel jettison near those tanks in the back. 593 00:40:57,810 --> 00:40:59,402 Don't smoke, Magnum, please. 594 00:40:59,512 --> 00:41:02,106 And watch your altimeter at all times. 595 00:41:03,349 --> 00:41:05,749 Higgins? You're the help Rick got? 596 00:41:05,818 --> 00:41:08,548 It's an instrument on your panel that vaguely resembles a clock. 597 00:41:08,655 --> 00:41:11,419 If the hand on the clock starts spinning, you're losing altitude. 598 00:41:11,491 --> 00:41:12,719 Higgins, get off the mike. 599 00:41:12,859 --> 00:41:16,795 I'm merely translating the pilot's technical terms into Magnumese. 600 00:41:16,896 --> 00:41:19,194 You're not a pilot! I've had experience. 601 00:41:19,365 --> 00:41:20,662 What experience? 602 00:41:20,833 --> 00:41:23,131 I happen to be a member of the Goldfish Club, 603 00:41:23,236 --> 00:41:25,329 a group restricted to those select few 604 00:41:25,405 --> 00:41:28,169 who have jumped over 5,000 feet into ocean water. 605 00:41:28,274 --> 00:41:30,003 What does that have to do with flying? 606 00:41:30,109 --> 00:41:31,633 In this instance, a great deal. 607 00:41:31,711 --> 00:41:34,077 I suggest you check the cockpit for a parachute. 608 00:41:34,213 --> 00:41:36,647 Art and I can instruct you in a ditching procedure. 609 00:41:36,716 --> 00:41:38,775 Now, that sounds like a good idea to me, Tommy. 610 00:41:39,018 --> 00:41:41,350 Yes, Tommy, look for a parachute. 611 00:41:43,623 --> 00:41:47,059 Look, yeah. Thomas. And there's a couple of parachutes here, 612 00:41:47,126 --> 00:41:48,855 but there's no way I can get Mac into one. 613 00:41:48,928 --> 00:41:51,590 Check. Then let's start dumping that gas. 614 00:42:00,540 --> 00:42:02,235 I know what you're thinking. 615 00:42:02,308 --> 00:42:04,572 Six hours of flight instruction in a chopper 616 00:42:04,644 --> 00:42:06,703 does not make you a fixed wing pilot. 617 00:42:06,879 --> 00:42:08,437 But I knew it could be done. 618 00:42:08,548 --> 00:42:10,345 Doris Day did it in Julie, 619 00:42:10,516 --> 00:42:12,177 Karen Black did it in Airport. 620 00:42:12,285 --> 00:42:14,276 Julie Hagerty did it in Airplane! 621 00:42:14,354 --> 00:42:16,686 The question was, could I do it? 622 00:42:16,856 --> 00:42:18,380 After all, I wasn't a stewardess 623 00:42:18,458 --> 00:42:21,484 with a reassuring fatherly voice talking me down. 624 00:42:21,728 --> 00:42:25,289 I was a guy. A guy, who T.C. Said had no talent for flying, 625 00:42:25,365 --> 00:42:28,857 being talked in by Higgins, describing spinning clocks. 626 00:42:29,102 --> 00:42:31,297 I just had to hope that you didn't have to be a female 627 00:42:31,371 --> 00:42:33,100 to land a plane on your first try. 628 00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:35,036 And that Art could out-talk Higgins. 629 00:42:35,141 --> 00:42:37,632 You made that bank like a pro, Thomas. 630 00:42:38,144 --> 00:42:39,941 How's your altimeter? 631 00:42:40,313 --> 00:42:41,507 I'm at 2,000. 632 00:42:41,614 --> 00:42:43,309 And you're steady? Check. 633 00:42:43,516 --> 00:42:46,610 That's incredible. Are you sure you haven't flown before? 634 00:42:47,587 --> 00:42:49,714 No. I guess it's just natural talent. 635 00:42:49,856 --> 00:42:51,847 Okay, you're on final approach. 636 00:42:51,924 --> 00:42:53,118 Now, listen up. 637 00:42:53,226 --> 00:42:57,993 One final thought on Doris, Karen, Julie and expanding one's horizons. 638 00:42:58,097 --> 00:42:59,758 Life can imitate art, 639 00:42:59,832 --> 00:43:02,357 and what the girls did in artful film fashion, 640 00:43:02,468 --> 00:43:04,595 Art was helping me do in real life. 641 00:43:04,704 --> 00:43:07,502 As for horizons, life's full of choices. 642 00:43:08,174 --> 00:43:10,506 I decided if I got on the ground again, 643 00:43:10,643 --> 00:43:12,975 I'd give up my idea of becoming a pilot. 644 00:43:13,312 --> 00:43:15,542 Now I had one more choice to make, 645 00:43:15,615 --> 00:43:18,778 be an instant Lindbergh or be in several pieces. 646 00:43:18,918 --> 00:43:22,684 Down, Thomas, push down, gently. 647 00:43:23,156 --> 00:43:25,522 You're not listening. I said push down. 648 00:43:37,170 --> 00:43:39,798 He made it. He actually landed. 649 00:43:43,643 --> 00:43:44,803 Mac! 650 00:43:45,111 --> 00:43:48,774 Hip, hip, hooray! Hip, hip, hooray! Hooray! 651 00:43:48,848 --> 00:43:51,009 Hip, hip, hooray! 652 00:43:59,992 --> 00:44:02,290 Wait a minute. Where's the brakes? 653 00:44:03,596 --> 00:44:06,827 Guys? Arty? 654 00:44:07,033 --> 00:44:10,025 Higgins? Come on, where's the brakes? 655 00:44:10,837 --> 00:44:14,273 Will you please tell me where are the brakes? Higgins! 656 00:44:22,181 --> 00:44:25,048 I wanted to talk to you guys before I saw the priest. 657 00:44:26,319 --> 00:44:29,288 To get some things off my chest while there's still time. 658 00:44:29,789 --> 00:44:32,417 Mac, please. No. No, no, listen. 659 00:44:34,260 --> 00:44:38,754 I slipped into Magnum's place, and I secured his P.I. License, 660 00:44:40,166 --> 00:44:41,861 and I had it duplicated 661 00:44:42,435 --> 00:44:44,733 and that's how his name got mixed up in all of this. 662 00:44:45,271 --> 00:44:48,900 But it was worth it because I nailed Valez. 663 00:44:49,542 --> 00:44:51,339 Thomas nailed Valez. 664 00:44:52,378 --> 00:44:55,506 Exactly. T. C., I wanted to tell you that 665 00:44:56,649 --> 00:45:00,050 the guy I leased your chopper to knew from the beginning 666 00:45:00,119 --> 00:45:01,643 that you were going to get six percent. 667 00:45:01,854 --> 00:45:02,980 Thanks, Mac. 668 00:45:03,990 --> 00:45:07,824 But since you won't be with us much longer, I've drawn up these papers 669 00:45:09,362 --> 00:45:13,230 signing me over your car, your checking account, to cover my troubles 670 00:45:13,332 --> 00:45:15,129 and the shooting up of my van. 671 00:45:15,935 --> 00:45:18,529 All right. No problem. 672 00:45:19,472 --> 00:45:21,770 I'll sign these when I get my strength back. 673 00:45:21,974 --> 00:45:24,408 Perhaps you aren't going to get any stronger, Mac. 674 00:45:24,811 --> 00:45:26,506 Best that you sign it now. 675 00:45:26,746 --> 00:45:28,111 Rick has one, as well. 676 00:45:29,782 --> 00:45:31,750 You'll be leaving me your life's savings. 677 00:45:31,818 --> 00:45:33,786 I checked the account and there's only about 25 bucks in it, 678 00:45:33,886 --> 00:45:36,150 but it will take care of all my troubles, not only that, Mac, 679 00:45:36,889 --> 00:45:39,153 it will give me something to remember you by. 680 00:45:49,869 --> 00:45:51,268 Try again, Mac. 681 00:45:51,838 --> 00:45:53,601 You should be getting stronger. 682 00:45:58,845 --> 00:46:01,643 See, I talked to your doctor this morning, 683 00:46:02,048 --> 00:46:04,141 he said you did have a close call, 684 00:46:04,483 --> 00:46:07,782 but you should be up and around by the end of the week. 685 00:46:07,854 --> 00:46:09,185 Hasn't he told you that? 686 00:46:13,626 --> 00:46:15,958 Mac gave me something, too, guys. 687 00:46:16,596 --> 00:46:19,463 What did you get? My life insurance? My mother? 688 00:46:19,632 --> 00:46:20,621 No, Mac. 689 00:46:21,033 --> 00:46:22,295 Your comic books. 690 00:46:22,602 --> 00:46:24,763 Doesn't even the score, but it's a start. 691 00:46:25,037 --> 00:46:26,561 What do you mean it doesn't even the score? 692 00:46:26,672 --> 00:46:28,162 Some of those were worth a fortune. 693 00:46:28,341 --> 00:46:31,105 I know Huey, Dewey and Louie on Vacation 694 00:46:31,210 --> 00:46:32,370 and Tales from the Crypt are, 695 00:46:32,445 --> 00:46:35,505 so maybe I'll feel different when I go through the rest of the box. 696 00:46:36,616 --> 00:46:40,450 Magnum, are you referring to the duck and monster books 697 00:46:40,519 --> 00:46:42,749 I found in the trunk of Mac's car? 698 00:46:43,756 --> 00:46:47,692 Yes, they were extremely valuable. 699 00:46:48,094 --> 00:46:49,186 Were? 700 00:46:49,462 --> 00:46:53,125 Yes, they paid half the cost of an O. Henry first edition. 701 00:46:53,900 --> 00:46:57,097 Naturally, I knew you'd want to contribute to the estate damages. 702 00:47:00,406 --> 00:47:01,600 Naturally. 703 00:47:02,742 --> 00:47:04,039 Naturally. 704 00:47:06,479 --> 00:47:07,946 I hate that word.