1 00:01:20,530 --> 00:01:23,795 Failure is one of life's few absolutes. 2 00:01:23,867 --> 00:01:26,427 Success, on the other hand, is relative. 3 00:01:26,503 --> 00:01:29,700 For instance, there's the story of a guy who spent his entire childhood 4 00:01:29,773 --> 00:01:31,934 dreaming of becoming a fighter pilot. 5 00:01:32,008 --> 00:01:35,205 He joined up at 18, came out of flight school number one in his class, 6 00:01:35,278 --> 00:01:38,543 soloed like a pro, and was assigned to a top combat wing. 7 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:46,211 A week before he was to fly his first mission 8 00:01:46,823 --> 00:01:48,757 there was a fire in his barracks. 9 00:01:48,825 --> 00:01:50,292 He pulled two guys from the flames, 10 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:53,329 and suffered third-degree burns to his hands in the process. 11 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:56,590 He was a hero and he wound up a general. 12 00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:03,597 But he was never able to fly again. 13 00:02:07,444 --> 00:02:10,208 Relative success and absolute failure. 14 00:02:10,914 --> 00:02:12,404 Hey, Thomas. 15 00:02:12,849 --> 00:02:13,975 What? 16 00:02:14,351 --> 00:02:16,478 Hi, Rick. You want something? 17 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:18,485 What happened to your hair? 18 00:02:18,555 --> 00:02:22,514 I got a haircut. I thought it would look a little more, I don't know, mature. 19 00:02:22,592 --> 00:02:24,025 It looks weird. 20 00:02:24,094 --> 00:02:26,688 Well, that's what I was going for. Mature or weird. 21 00:02:26,830 --> 00:02:29,355 Oh. Hey, look, I don't want to be the bearer of bad news, 22 00:02:29,432 --> 00:02:31,992 but the accountant called about your tab again today. 23 00:02:32,636 --> 00:02:34,001 I'll pay the whole thing. 24 00:02:34,137 --> 00:02:36,401 Well, why don't you come up with the usual? Just a few bucks and... 25 00:02:36,473 --> 00:02:38,668 I said I'd pay the entire tab. 26 00:02:38,742 --> 00:02:41,074 Okay, okay. What are you getting so upset about? 27 00:02:41,144 --> 00:02:44,170 Upset? I'm not upset. I said I'd come up with the money. No problem. 28 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:46,181 Amend that to slight problem. 29 00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:49,116 Pan Pacific Shipping called me since they couldn't find you. 30 00:02:49,186 --> 00:02:50,676 They wanted to verify your address 31 00:02:50,754 --> 00:02:53,814 to send you your final expense check, but no fee. 32 00:02:54,891 --> 00:02:56,119 Right. No fee. 33 00:02:56,526 --> 00:02:57,515 You were fired? 34 00:02:57,861 --> 00:02:59,328 I decided to drop the case. 35 00:02:59,396 --> 00:03:00,385 You were fired. 36 00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:03,562 Which is why I decided to drop the case. These things happen. 37 00:03:03,633 --> 00:03:04,895 No big deal. 38 00:03:04,968 --> 00:03:08,768 Yes, I guess by now you must be getting used to being dismissed. 39 00:03:09,372 --> 00:03:11,966 Look, Thomas, don't worry about your little problem. 40 00:03:12,042 --> 00:03:13,031 I'll cover for you. 41 00:03:13,243 --> 00:03:15,939 I said I would take care of that little problem. 42 00:03:16,012 --> 00:03:18,310 What little problem? And why are you getting so upset? 43 00:03:18,381 --> 00:03:19,405 I'm not upset. 44 00:03:19,482 --> 00:03:21,177 Then why aren't you answering the phone or the door? 45 00:03:21,251 --> 00:03:24,015 Because I wanted a little time by myself. Is that a crime? 46 00:03:24,087 --> 00:03:26,248 No, but your morning mail is mildly criminal. 47 00:03:26,323 --> 00:03:28,086 Two letters marked "Final Notice." 48 00:03:28,158 --> 00:03:31,924 Well, thanks, Higgins, but I don't need you to pick up my mail. I'll get my own. 49 00:03:31,995 --> 00:03:33,553 Yes, along with the estate's mail, 50 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:36,064 which you invariably forget to give me for days. 51 00:03:36,132 --> 00:03:38,692 No, I'd rather be responsible for collecting the mail myself. 52 00:03:38,768 --> 00:03:40,360 Well, then leave mine in the box. 53 00:03:40,437 --> 00:03:43,406 And, Rick, don't cover for me. I'll take care of the tab. 54 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:46,374 I don't need a mail delivery service, and I don't need cover. 55 00:03:50,180 --> 00:03:51,408 Cover. 56 00:04:35,892 --> 00:04:37,587 What happened to your hair? 57 00:04:37,661 --> 00:04:40,630 Oh, this. I'm just trying something new. How's the back, T. C? 58 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:41,891 Better. 59 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:46,225 How did Pop Warner practice go today? Great. 60 00:04:48,138 --> 00:04:51,301 Great? Practice went great? 61 00:04:51,574 --> 00:04:53,303 Why wouldn't it go great? 62 00:04:55,979 --> 00:04:57,708 You weren't there. 63 00:04:58,815 --> 00:05:00,373 Well, not exactly. 64 00:05:00,450 --> 00:05:02,384 I knew you wouldn't... But I can explain. 65 00:05:02,452 --> 00:05:03,544 Oh, you can always explain. 66 00:05:03,620 --> 00:05:06,783 No, I was just about to leave for the park, I got this real important phone call... 67 00:05:06,856 --> 00:05:08,448 I knew it was a good idea 68 00:05:08,525 --> 00:05:10,993 to call Jerry Watkins, just in case. By the time... 69 00:05:12,529 --> 00:05:13,826 Jerry Watkins? 70 00:05:13,897 --> 00:05:17,196 Yeah, he never has to explain. He always shows up. 71 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:19,459 You called in a backup? 72 00:05:21,037 --> 00:05:23,767 You couldn't trust me enough? You called in a backup? 73 00:05:24,341 --> 00:05:25,740 Were you there? 74 00:05:26,876 --> 00:05:29,572 That's not the point. That's always the point! 75 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:40,421 Hey, I'm not through yelling at you. Where you going? 76 00:05:40,490 --> 00:05:42,287 Virginia, to see my mom. 77 00:05:46,563 --> 00:05:49,896 I did want to go to Virginia. I liked going back. 78 00:05:49,966 --> 00:05:52,457 And it would have been nice seeing my mom. 79 00:05:52,535 --> 00:05:56,562 But for some reason, there was someplace else I had to go. 80 00:05:57,340 --> 00:06:00,241 It was a beautiful place, on a remote part of the island, 81 00:06:00,377 --> 00:06:03,972 but it wasn't the place itself that I knew I had to see. 82 00:06:06,516 --> 00:06:10,077 I'd remembered seeing it once when T.C. And I had flown over it. 83 00:06:10,153 --> 00:06:11,745 It had really caught me at the moment, 84 00:06:11,821 --> 00:06:15,188 but then I'd forgotten about it until lately. 85 00:06:15,825 --> 00:06:19,056 Lately it had been on my mind more and more. 86 00:06:19,162 --> 00:06:20,891 I'm not exactly sure why, 87 00:06:21,364 --> 00:06:23,559 or why I felt the need to go there today 88 00:06:23,633 --> 00:06:26,568 instead of getting on a plane and going to Virginia. 89 00:06:31,708 --> 00:06:34,643 Climbing this mountain was certainly cheaper than flying home. 90 00:06:34,711 --> 00:06:36,975 And besides, the way things had been going lately, 91 00:06:37,047 --> 00:06:41,279 I knew I'd probably get stuck with the middle seat for the entire 11-hour flight. 92 00:06:45,121 --> 00:06:49,615 But the main reason had nothing to do with money or middle seats. 93 00:06:49,726 --> 00:06:51,489 I guess it had to do with the need 94 00:06:51,561 --> 00:06:55,361 to get to the top of this mountain, even if I wasn't sure why. 95 00:06:56,232 --> 00:06:58,894 You don't seem to be sure of anything, Mr. Magnum. 96 00:06:58,968 --> 00:07:01,198 You have no suspects, you have no leads. 97 00:07:02,505 --> 00:07:05,065 You didn't even get the haircut I told you to get. 98 00:07:06,242 --> 00:07:08,176 You said you'd have everything taken care of 99 00:07:08,244 --> 00:07:09,802 by the time I came back from Europe. 100 00:07:11,614 --> 00:07:14,913 Look, I don't like to fire people, 101 00:07:15,785 --> 00:07:19,778 but unless you come up with something by tomorrow, you're out. 102 00:07:24,861 --> 00:07:26,385 Mr. Magnum? 103 00:07:29,632 --> 00:07:30,792 Mr. Magnum. 104 00:07:36,406 --> 00:07:39,466 That's it, I've had it. You're fired. 105 00:07:40,076 --> 00:07:41,407 Great. 106 00:07:42,011 --> 00:07:43,740 Totally incompetent! 107 00:07:43,813 --> 00:07:44,973 Damn! 108 00:07:45,348 --> 00:07:47,748 I know what you're thinking. And you're right. 109 00:07:47,817 --> 00:07:49,648 It wasn't worth going on. 110 00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:52,153 I knew that centipede bites didn't generally kill you, 111 00:07:52,222 --> 00:07:55,282 but on the other hand, I heard you could get pretty sick from them. 112 00:07:55,358 --> 00:07:58,191 And it didn't make any sense not to get my neck looked at. 113 00:07:59,462 --> 00:08:02,090 Besides, with the loose rocks and difficult terrain, 114 00:08:02,165 --> 00:08:03,996 I knew I had to have all my wits about me 115 00:08:04,067 --> 00:08:06,126 to even get to the top of the mountain. 116 00:08:06,503 --> 00:08:10,667 And I had to believe that what was up there wasn't going anywhere, 117 00:08:11,174 --> 00:08:13,608 and that maybe instead 118 00:08:13,676 --> 00:08:16,372 I should just hope for an aisle seat to Virginia. 119 00:08:16,446 --> 00:08:18,846 I could always climb this mountain another day. 120 00:08:21,317 --> 00:08:23,877 Keep going, keep going. 121 00:08:24,487 --> 00:08:28,048 Dad, I can't do it! I wanna stop. 122 00:08:30,660 --> 00:08:31,888 Come on. 123 00:08:33,296 --> 00:08:35,696 Twenty seconds away from a new record. 124 00:08:35,965 --> 00:08:37,296 I'm tired. 125 00:08:37,467 --> 00:08:39,992 You can do it, Tommy, you can do it. Keep going. 126 00:08:40,103 --> 00:08:42,697 You know, I'm sure you could eventually, Mr. Magnum. 127 00:08:43,139 --> 00:08:45,004 But how long would it take? 128 00:08:45,074 --> 00:08:47,372 Six months? A year? 129 00:08:52,982 --> 00:08:55,917 Dad, are you gonna be in Korea for a whole year? 130 00:08:56,252 --> 00:08:59,779 Well, you don't know how long you'll be gone in a war, son. 131 00:08:59,856 --> 00:09:02,290 Don't worry, I'll take good care of Mom. 132 00:09:06,396 --> 00:09:08,626 Mom sure does cry a lot lately. 133 00:09:08,731 --> 00:09:11,131 Guess that's 'cause you're going to Korea, huh? 134 00:09:11,201 --> 00:09:13,897 Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. 135 00:09:14,237 --> 00:09:17,604 You guess so? You're still not sure? 136 00:09:18,641 --> 00:09:21,337 Mr. Magnum, when can I expect results? 137 00:09:38,194 --> 00:09:39,821 It won't be long now. 138 00:09:39,896 --> 00:09:42,694 Scuttlebutt has it that the Princeton's gonna relieve us, 139 00:09:42,765 --> 00:09:44,494 and we'll be home by the 4th. 140 00:09:45,602 --> 00:09:46,899 I hope so, 141 00:09:46,970 --> 00:09:50,303 'cause I don't know if I can wait till then, I miss you two so much. 142 00:09:51,975 --> 00:09:54,170 Sometimes, coming back from a mission, 143 00:09:54,244 --> 00:09:57,702 I'm tempted to just keep flying until I reach San Diego. 144 00:09:57,814 --> 00:10:00,248 Don't, Dad. You'll run out of gas. 145 00:10:00,550 --> 00:10:04,247 Well, there's only a little tape left, so I better sign off. 146 00:10:05,221 --> 00:10:06,415 I love... 147 00:10:09,325 --> 00:10:10,724 Don't cry, Mom. 148 00:10:12,629 --> 00:10:14,597 Dad said he'd be home by the 4th. 149 00:10:49,766 --> 00:10:50,994 Aim! 150 00:10:52,602 --> 00:10:53,830 Fire! 151 00:10:54,037 --> 00:10:55,163 Aim! 152 00:10:55,972 --> 00:10:57,234 Fire! 153 00:10:57,473 --> 00:10:58,633 Aim! 154 00:10:59,108 --> 00:11:00,473 Fire! 155 00:11:00,777 --> 00:11:03,439 Order arms! 156 00:12:32,402 --> 00:12:34,336 It was from a different war, 157 00:12:34,404 --> 00:12:36,668 a different age of aircraft. 158 00:12:36,739 --> 00:12:39,640 This P-40 and the Navy Panther jet my dad flew 159 00:12:39,709 --> 00:12:42,405 had little in common as combat machinery. 160 00:12:42,478 --> 00:12:45,538 But the pilots who manned them weren't machines. 161 00:12:46,048 --> 00:12:48,209 Looking down on Pearl or on Korea, 162 00:12:48,284 --> 00:12:51,481 they probably shared in common a dream of finally going home, 163 00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:54,846 and may also have shared in common 164 00:12:54,924 --> 00:12:57,757 a moment when they knew they weren't going to. 165 00:12:58,261 --> 00:13:00,786 I guess that was my main reason for coming up here. 166 00:13:02,298 --> 00:13:04,266 The plane had obviously been shot down. 167 00:13:04,333 --> 00:13:06,631 Probably during the Pearl Harbor attack. 168 00:13:07,170 --> 00:13:09,070 Had the pilot survived? 169 00:13:09,172 --> 00:13:10,696 Had he been found and rescued? 170 00:13:10,773 --> 00:13:14,140 Had he died in the cockpit, or trying to get off the mountain? 171 00:13:14,677 --> 00:13:16,167 I didn't know. 172 00:13:16,813 --> 00:13:19,373 But maybe figuring out the answer 173 00:13:19,449 --> 00:13:21,178 would help resolve some questions 174 00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:23,741 that I'd never wanted to ask about another pilot, 175 00:13:24,153 --> 00:13:25,916 and a summer day in Korea. 176 00:13:28,858 --> 00:13:31,418 I know you're trying to solve the case, Mr. Magnum. 177 00:13:31,494 --> 00:13:33,621 I mean, I'm not sorry I hired you. 178 00:13:33,696 --> 00:13:36,187 But it's been ten days, 179 00:13:36,532 --> 00:13:40,229 and, well, I need some sort of progress report. 180 00:13:40,436 --> 00:13:43,564 Something, anything, to get Mr. Albertson off my back. 181 00:14:02,124 --> 00:14:03,853 Probably got him in the spine. 182 00:14:43,232 --> 00:14:46,497 Pity you can't solve all your cases that quickly, Mr. Magnum. 183 00:14:47,036 --> 00:14:49,004 I'll be back from Europe in three weeks. 184 00:14:49,071 --> 00:14:51,699 I'm giving you until then to break the case. 185 00:14:52,341 --> 00:14:53,638 Now, get out. 186 00:14:56,879 --> 00:14:58,312 I said get out! 187 00:15:01,017 --> 00:15:04,817 Come on. Twenty seconds away from a new record. 188 00:15:39,956 --> 00:15:41,218 An hour? 189 00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:47,753 I've been out for an hour? 190 00:16:12,655 --> 00:16:14,384 Magnum, how could you? 191 00:16:14,590 --> 00:16:18,253 You could feel the plane was shifting, and yet you just sat there. 192 00:16:18,794 --> 00:16:19,954 Oh. 193 00:16:20,763 --> 00:16:25,200 You're just jealous, Higgins. Never once in your incredible stories 194 00:16:25,801 --> 00:16:29,396 have you ever come up with having a plane land on your legs. 195 00:16:48,824 --> 00:16:52,988 I don't suppose you could reach my gear, could you? 196 00:16:53,729 --> 00:16:56,926 See, I got my canteen, 197 00:16:56,999 --> 00:16:59,797 my lunch, my first aid kit. I got everything I need. 198 00:17:03,472 --> 00:17:05,167 Here's my legs. 199 00:17:14,884 --> 00:17:18,115 I didn't think so. I'm talking to an airplane. 200 00:17:19,855 --> 00:17:22,619 A lady on an airplane, 201 00:17:23,993 --> 00:17:25,824 but essentially an airplane. 202 00:17:25,895 --> 00:17:29,126 Which is one of the first warning signs of a bent psyche. 203 00:17:29,932 --> 00:17:31,229 What does that mean? 204 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,165 Simply that there are so-called professions 205 00:17:33,235 --> 00:17:34,759 that only 40-year-old adolescents 206 00:17:34,837 --> 00:17:37,362 desperate to prove their virility would practice. 207 00:17:40,843 --> 00:17:44,074 Well, whatever I'm trying to prove, at least I'm doing it in the present. 208 00:17:44,547 --> 00:17:47,072 I'm not rehashing all the mistakes of the past. 209 00:18:03,733 --> 00:18:05,325 Stuck tight, too, huh? 210 00:18:07,870 --> 00:18:11,169 Never mind. We can deal with the problem. 211 00:18:12,541 --> 00:18:14,600 Matter of fact, I'd like to get myself out of this 212 00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:16,975 before the guys get here. I just need to... 213 00:18:17,246 --> 00:18:19,578 To rest a second. 214 00:18:21,383 --> 00:18:24,841 Look, do you mind a little advice? 215 00:18:27,389 --> 00:18:28,913 Don't fight it. 216 00:18:29,258 --> 00:18:31,249 You just get stuck worse. 217 00:18:31,727 --> 00:18:34,093 Just try and relax and take some deep breaths. 218 00:18:39,502 --> 00:18:40,764 Great. 219 00:18:45,775 --> 00:18:47,003 Now, 220 00:18:49,178 --> 00:18:52,204 in your own time, pick a leg, 221 00:18:52,982 --> 00:18:54,415 any leg, 222 00:18:56,685 --> 00:18:59,916 And try to slowly, 223 00:19:02,124 --> 00:19:03,489 gently 224 00:19:04,994 --> 00:19:06,256 move it only. 225 00:19:06,662 --> 00:19:08,653 See, if you get one leg free, 226 00:19:09,165 --> 00:19:12,623 that'll give you leverage to pry loose the other one. 227 00:19:13,135 --> 00:19:14,466 Other three. 228 00:19:22,711 --> 00:19:23,905 Oh, no. 229 00:19:25,347 --> 00:19:26,541 Now what? 230 00:19:27,883 --> 00:19:29,111 Go back! 231 00:19:29,952 --> 00:19:32,443 Come on. You don't want that fly. 232 00:19:32,855 --> 00:19:35,551 If you knew where flies spent their time, you wouldn't. 233 00:19:42,164 --> 00:19:43,358 Go back! 234 00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:53,502 Got him! 235 00:19:55,477 --> 00:19:57,911 Now, don't move. Don't move, fly. 236 00:19:58,147 --> 00:20:00,479 Movement just draws attention to yourself. 237 00:20:00,549 --> 00:20:03,382 I got to do something. They're gonna arrest me for embezzlement. 238 00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:05,079 Relax. We'll think of something. 239 00:20:06,722 --> 00:20:09,691 Now, what monster's out there? 240 00:20:12,394 --> 00:20:14,294 The one with big eyes and teeth. 241 00:20:14,363 --> 00:20:16,194 Oh, yeah, Herman. 242 00:20:16,265 --> 00:20:18,529 Herman. We'll call him Herman. 243 00:20:18,601 --> 00:20:21,832 See, it's kind of like a sequel. "The Return of Herman." 244 00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:25,440 I know it sounds ridiculous, but it worked the last time. 245 00:20:26,141 --> 00:20:28,336 Of course, the last time, Herman was a shark. 246 00:20:29,945 --> 00:20:33,346 Oh, no. No, no, no, no. 247 00:20:35,584 --> 00:20:37,848 I know what you're doing, Dad. 248 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:39,820 Look, you helped me out the last time, 249 00:20:39,889 --> 00:20:43,256 and I appreciate it, but I got to get out of this one myself. 250 00:20:45,027 --> 00:20:46,187 Okay? 251 00:20:49,064 --> 00:20:50,827 Of course, when an idea is a good one, 252 00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:52,663 what difference does it make where it comes from? 253 00:20:52,735 --> 00:20:55,067 But this is the last time 254 00:20:55,137 --> 00:20:57,765 I'm gonna let you bail me out, Dad. I mean it. 255 00:21:01,911 --> 00:21:04,812 Hey, Herman, you wanna play a game? 256 00:21:06,148 --> 00:21:07,410 I know. 257 00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:10,343 I'll bet you'd like hide-and-seek. 258 00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:14,349 It's a great game. 259 00:21:15,224 --> 00:21:19,251 I'm closing my eyes, Herman, and I'm slowly counting to ten. 260 00:21:22,164 --> 00:21:24,758 And when I finish, you better be gone. 261 00:21:26,235 --> 00:21:27,293 One, 262 00:21:28,470 --> 00:21:29,664 two, 263 00:21:30,739 --> 00:21:32,036 three... 264 00:21:33,275 --> 00:21:34,503 Four, 265 00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:37,572 five, 266 00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:40,340 six... 267 00:21:42,284 --> 00:21:43,444 Seven, 268 00:21:44,153 --> 00:21:45,313 eight, 269 00:21:46,221 --> 00:21:47,381 nine, 270 00:21:49,191 --> 00:21:50,283 ten. 271 00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:54,695 Thanks, Herm. 272 00:21:55,364 --> 00:21:59,323 Look, I know you're hungry, but I have a responsibility to protect my client. 273 00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:01,631 Are you sure you're at your best right now? 274 00:22:01,704 --> 00:22:05,663 Centipede venom can cause delirium, you know. 275 00:22:05,841 --> 00:22:08,708 I'm fine. And I'll find your embezzler, Albertson. 276 00:22:08,777 --> 00:22:11,371 And I am not delirious, and I'm not 277 00:22:14,984 --> 00:22:16,076 hurting. 278 00:22:19,621 --> 00:22:21,088 Probably just asleep. 279 00:22:38,374 --> 00:22:40,035 He shot him in the femoral artery! 280 00:22:40,109 --> 00:22:41,872 Plug it with your finger! 281 00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:43,878 Put your finger in it, Cookie! 282 00:22:43,946 --> 00:22:45,140 I can't reach it! 283 00:22:45,214 --> 00:22:47,307 Oh, God, it's not right! 284 00:22:47,383 --> 00:22:48,543 No! 285 00:22:53,188 --> 00:22:55,088 Don't think about that. 286 00:22:56,291 --> 00:22:58,020 Think about something else. 287 00:22:58,727 --> 00:23:00,922 How many legs does a fly have? 288 00:23:01,830 --> 00:23:04,458 Higgins, how many legs does a fly have? 289 00:23:08,570 --> 00:23:10,197 Fly, you hang on. 290 00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:12,937 The guys are gonna be here soon. 291 00:23:14,576 --> 00:23:17,067 See, the guys always sort of know 292 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:21,938 when I'm in trouble and they come looking for me. 293 00:23:23,752 --> 00:23:25,049 Rick will know. 294 00:23:26,055 --> 00:23:28,888 T.C. Will remember this place, and he'll figure it out. 295 00:23:33,095 --> 00:23:35,256 Besides, so what if this is a remote place 296 00:23:35,330 --> 00:23:37,525 where hardly anybody's ever been? 297 00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:41,234 The last guy who was here got out. 298 00:23:45,074 --> 00:23:46,234 Sort of. 299 00:23:48,477 --> 00:23:49,944 At least his body did. 300 00:23:54,550 --> 00:23:56,108 Yeah, they'll find me. 301 00:24:01,790 --> 00:24:04,054 Oh, no. Damn it! Now you've done it. 302 00:24:04,126 --> 00:24:06,151 Didn't I tell you to stand still? 303 00:24:06,228 --> 00:24:08,696 Cut it out, Herman! What game are you playing now? 304 00:24:08,764 --> 00:24:10,356 It is quite simple. 305 00:24:10,432 --> 00:24:12,923 You sign the admission of guilt, 306 00:24:13,502 --> 00:24:15,732 and you will be let out of your cages. 307 00:24:16,638 --> 00:24:20,699 Given a hot shower, hot food, 308 00:24:21,543 --> 00:24:27,277 and a bed with cool, clean sheets. 309 00:24:28,250 --> 00:24:30,844 No, don't fight. Don't let him know you're scared. 310 00:24:36,291 --> 00:24:38,885 Oh, man. One of us has had it now. 311 00:24:38,961 --> 00:24:40,553 Not if we keep our heads. 312 00:24:46,335 --> 00:24:50,328 You are three months at Due Hue, and still you are cracking jokes. 313 00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:55,335 Are you what is called a tough nigger? 314 00:24:59,481 --> 00:25:02,211 Nobody's gonna die. Not if we use our heads. 315 00:25:03,952 --> 00:25:06,716 Not if I can just get this for leverage. 316 00:25:09,458 --> 00:25:10,925 Herman, no! 317 00:25:35,250 --> 00:25:37,218 He shot him in the femoral artery! 318 00:25:37,286 --> 00:25:39,277 Plug it with your finger! 319 00:25:39,354 --> 00:25:41,254 Put your finger in it, Cookie! 320 00:25:41,323 --> 00:25:42,483 I can't reach it! 321 00:25:42,558 --> 00:25:44,287 Oh, God, it's not right! 322 00:25:47,829 --> 00:25:49,194 Fly, you okay? 323 00:25:59,775 --> 00:26:01,208 I'm sorry. 324 00:26:03,078 --> 00:26:04,375 Sorry. 325 00:26:06,682 --> 00:26:08,240 Got to stay awake. 326 00:26:09,885 --> 00:26:12,445 Anchors away 327 00:26:12,854 --> 00:26:15,152 Oh, that's too easy. 328 00:26:16,625 --> 00:26:19,150 Third verse. Got to remember the third verse. 329 00:26:22,064 --> 00:26:23,395 Blue 330 00:26:24,066 --> 00:26:25,363 of the 331 00:26:26,368 --> 00:26:28,063 seven seas 332 00:26:29,438 --> 00:26:32,601 Gold of God's great son 333 00:26:34,610 --> 00:26:37,204 Let these our 334 00:26:37,846 --> 00:26:40,041 colors be 335 00:26:40,148 --> 00:26:41,911 Till all 336 00:26:42,818 --> 00:26:45,616 our time be done 337 00:26:46,188 --> 00:26:47,951 Done, done, done 338 00:27:12,581 --> 00:27:14,412 I can't make it, Dad. 339 00:27:37,739 --> 00:27:39,969 Magnum. Magnum, wake up. 340 00:27:43,645 --> 00:27:45,806 Magnum, please, I must speak to you. 341 00:27:45,881 --> 00:27:47,508 No! I'm sleeping. 342 00:27:48,317 --> 00:27:51,150 You may never wake up if you don't wake up this instant. 343 00:27:51,219 --> 00:27:53,084 You have to stop the bleeding. 344 00:28:03,131 --> 00:28:05,759 This wouldn't have happened if I had the aisle seat. 345 00:28:07,002 --> 00:28:08,993 Come on, Higgins, trade with me. 346 00:28:09,871 --> 00:28:11,702 You should be in the middle, 347 00:28:11,973 --> 00:28:14,032 shorter legs. I'm too cramped. 348 00:28:15,243 --> 00:28:17,939 I'm numb from my knees down. 349 00:28:18,447 --> 00:28:20,813 Why are you going to Virginia anyway, Higgins? 350 00:28:21,817 --> 00:28:23,580 Come on, answer me. 351 00:28:24,753 --> 00:28:28,814 You don't think I'm capable of flying there myself? Well, I'm capable. 352 00:28:33,428 --> 00:28:34,725 You're right. 353 00:28:34,796 --> 00:28:37,162 I can't go back to sleep. I've got to 354 00:28:39,468 --> 00:28:42,232 stop the bleeding. If I can just... 355 00:28:44,039 --> 00:28:45,768 Stewardess, damn. 356 00:28:45,974 --> 00:28:47,305 I need some help. 357 00:28:48,243 --> 00:28:51,178 I got to stop the bleeding before they start serving lunch. 358 00:28:53,115 --> 00:28:54,776 I'm really hungry. 359 00:28:55,417 --> 00:28:57,282 Can I have a glass of water? 360 00:29:00,789 --> 00:29:01,949 No. 361 00:29:02,958 --> 00:29:04,220 I'm awake. 362 00:29:05,127 --> 00:29:06,287 Blue 363 00:29:07,562 --> 00:29:09,655 Blue of the seven... 364 00:29:09,731 --> 00:29:12,165 No! I've done that already. 365 00:29:14,836 --> 00:29:16,201 Any requests? 366 00:29:17,539 --> 00:29:19,973 Come on, Herman, what do you like? 367 00:29:26,314 --> 00:29:29,249 How about you? Any requests? 368 00:29:31,653 --> 00:29:33,177 Sleepytime Gal? Let's see. 369 00:29:35,390 --> 00:29:37,187 Sleepytime Gal... 370 00:29:38,193 --> 00:29:40,957 Oh, I'm sorry about that rivet in your knee. 371 00:29:41,029 --> 00:29:43,224 I bet that hurts. You should get it fixed. 372 00:29:45,801 --> 00:29:48,998 You know, we formally haven't been introduced. 373 00:29:49,070 --> 00:29:50,765 I'm Thomas Magnum. 374 00:29:51,573 --> 00:29:52,904 How about you? 375 00:29:55,477 --> 00:29:56,967 You're shy, huh? 376 00:29:58,747 --> 00:30:02,410 Well, maybe I'll call you Misty. 377 00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:05,550 Look at me. 378 00:30:06,688 --> 00:30:08,485 I'm as helpless 379 00:30:08,557 --> 00:30:12,687 As a kitten up a tree 380 00:30:12,828 --> 00:30:15,991 Look at me 381 00:30:17,566 --> 00:30:20,194 Look at me when I'm talking to you, Mr. Magnum. 382 00:30:20,702 --> 00:30:25,298 Stop singing and try to concentrate on my problem. 383 00:30:27,042 --> 00:30:30,205 I got a thief on the loose somewhere in my firm. 384 00:30:30,912 --> 00:30:32,846 I got an insurance company 385 00:30:32,914 --> 00:30:35,439 screaming about covering the losses, 386 00:30:35,951 --> 00:30:38,317 and you stand there with a belt around your leg, 387 00:30:38,386 --> 00:30:40,047 trying to remember Misty. 388 00:30:41,656 --> 00:30:43,453 Look at me 389 00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:48,529 They screamed but they covered the losses anyway. 390 00:30:49,598 --> 00:30:53,898 But not your fee, Mr. Magnum. The insurance doesn't cover that. 391 00:30:54,002 --> 00:30:55,401 Albertson says that I... 392 00:30:55,470 --> 00:30:58,268 That I wasted more of Pan Pacific's money hiring you. 393 00:30:58,507 --> 00:31:01,772 And he's beginning to hint that I'm somehow involved in the embezzlement. 394 00:31:01,843 --> 00:31:05,643 Now, please, Mr. Magnum, you've got three weeks while he's still in Switzerland. 395 00:31:05,714 --> 00:31:07,511 You have to find the real... 396 00:31:07,582 --> 00:31:08,913 Thief. 397 00:31:09,284 --> 00:31:10,717 Why not Michaels? 398 00:31:11,052 --> 00:31:14,613 You already talked to most of my key people, and came up empty-handed. 399 00:31:15,156 --> 00:31:18,250 So stop singing, and go talk to him. 400 00:31:18,894 --> 00:31:21,727 Look at me 401 00:31:23,465 --> 00:31:25,899 I'm as helpless 402 00:31:25,967 --> 00:31:29,926 As a kitten up a tree 403 00:31:32,173 --> 00:31:34,641 Never knowing my right foot 404 00:31:35,210 --> 00:31:37,474 From my left 405 00:31:38,246 --> 00:31:42,148 My hand from my glove 406 00:31:42,851 --> 00:31:45,445 I'm too misty 407 00:31:46,121 --> 00:31:49,488 And too much in love 408 00:31:52,561 --> 00:31:55,291 I did it. Competence. 409 00:31:56,398 --> 00:31:58,195 Is that what you wanted, Albertson? 410 00:32:00,802 --> 00:32:02,736 No, maybe not. 411 00:32:03,572 --> 00:32:06,837 Well, you got it anyway. 412 00:32:08,243 --> 00:32:10,211 Total competence. 413 00:32:10,912 --> 00:32:12,038 Dad, 414 00:32:13,181 --> 00:32:15,911 did you hear that? I made it. 415 00:32:16,985 --> 00:32:18,475 I made it through the night. 416 00:32:19,654 --> 00:32:21,986 And I'm gonna make it out of here 417 00:32:23,024 --> 00:32:25,185 just as soon as I get this... 418 00:32:34,903 --> 00:32:37,599 Did you finish the fly off fast, Herman? 419 00:32:42,544 --> 00:32:46,105 I hope so. Going slow has got to be the worst. 420 00:32:47,048 --> 00:32:48,572 Best to go fast. 421 00:32:56,191 --> 00:32:57,624 T. C., come on. 422 00:32:59,194 --> 00:33:00,684 You had all night. 423 00:33:01,830 --> 00:33:04,230 You want me to just lie here? 424 00:33:04,866 --> 00:33:06,800 Must have been awful, going that slow. 425 00:33:06,868 --> 00:33:08,096 Yes, poor devil. 426 00:33:08,169 --> 00:33:11,070 I can't believe it. After all those shoot-outs and near misses, 427 00:33:11,139 --> 00:33:12,902 he finally goes from a centipede bite. 428 00:33:12,974 --> 00:33:14,566 T. C., he bled to death. 429 00:33:14,643 --> 00:33:16,372 He obviously succumbed from dehydration. 430 00:33:16,444 --> 00:33:18,878 Higgins, I'm sorry, but I read the coroner's report. 431 00:33:18,947 --> 00:33:22,075 And I was a coroner. North Africa, 1942. 432 00:33:22,150 --> 00:33:24,710 I was recruited to perform emergency autopsies for Prince... 433 00:33:24,786 --> 00:33:26,048 Higgie! 434 00:33:26,655 --> 00:33:28,350 Yes, of course. Sorry. 435 00:33:28,423 --> 00:33:30,050 But I've seen that very same pallor 436 00:33:30,125 --> 00:33:32,616 on the faces of many a camel who baked in the sun. 437 00:33:32,894 --> 00:33:36,489 Well, whatever got him, at least he cracked the case that was bugging him. 438 00:33:36,564 --> 00:33:38,657 I trust you're not referring to that absurd message 439 00:33:38,733 --> 00:33:40,360 Magnum left on the mountaintop? 440 00:33:40,435 --> 00:33:42,835 Higgins, Thomas had to have pinned it on the right guy. 441 00:33:42,904 --> 00:33:45,395 Why? Simply because it was his dying decree? 442 00:33:45,473 --> 00:33:48,704 You never gave Thomas proper respect for his abilities, Higgie. 443 00:33:48,777 --> 00:33:50,210 That's not true. Yes, it is. 444 00:33:50,278 --> 00:33:52,576 And you were always messing with his mail, too. 445 00:33:59,754 --> 00:34:01,051 You're back. 446 00:34:01,856 --> 00:34:06,020 No, no. You can't be the same one. Herman ate you. 447 00:34:09,831 --> 00:34:13,892 Of course, the rain could've shook you out of the web. 448 00:34:13,968 --> 00:34:15,663 Well, it doesn't matter really. 449 00:34:15,737 --> 00:34:18,604 If you're the same guy... Same fly, 450 00:34:18,907 --> 00:34:21,102 just listen, please. 451 00:34:23,511 --> 00:34:28,278 Stay on your toes. Up there is off-limits. Just trust me. 452 00:34:30,351 --> 00:34:32,182 Did you ever see the movie, The Fly? 453 00:34:33,455 --> 00:34:35,889 I'm talking about the original, not the remake. 454 00:34:36,391 --> 00:34:39,519 Anyway, this guy, 455 00:34:39,994 --> 00:34:44,090 he experiments, and he switches heads 456 00:34:44,466 --> 00:34:46,058 with a fly. 457 00:34:46,367 --> 00:34:48,699 So he's walking around 458 00:34:48,770 --> 00:34:52,467 with this horrible, hairy, ugly... 459 00:34:53,975 --> 00:34:57,672 Oh, I guess your empathies would be with the fly. I'm sorry. 460 00:34:58,847 --> 00:35:01,008 So anyway, what happens is 461 00:35:01,850 --> 00:35:05,149 the guy has to find the fly 462 00:35:05,987 --> 00:35:09,150 that's got his head, but he never does, so in the last shot 463 00:35:09,724 --> 00:35:11,692 in the movie we see 464 00:35:12,694 --> 00:35:14,025 this spider web, 465 00:35:16,131 --> 00:35:21,592 and this fly with this teeny little man's head, saying, 466 00:35:23,071 --> 00:35:24,936 "Help me, 467 00:35:26,641 --> 00:35:29,041 "help me." 468 00:35:29,277 --> 00:35:31,370 Somebody's trying to frame me, Mr. Magnum. 469 00:35:31,446 --> 00:35:33,380 You have to find the real criminal 470 00:35:33,448 --> 00:35:35,848 before Albertson gets back. Please, 471 00:35:35,917 --> 00:35:37,316 do something! 472 00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:40,651 Damn it! 473 00:35:40,989 --> 00:35:43,549 I don't believe it. Why don't clients ever listen? 474 00:35:44,359 --> 00:35:46,793 Cut it out, Herman. You had dinner. 475 00:35:56,404 --> 00:36:00,966 You just hold on, fly, and don't move. 476 00:36:01,042 --> 00:36:04,307 No, strike that. That turned out to be bad advice for my last client. 477 00:36:05,780 --> 00:36:08,248 Unless you are my last client. Whatever, listen... 478 00:36:08,516 --> 00:36:11,679 You got to help me, Magnum, help me! 479 00:36:12,754 --> 00:36:15,655 Michaels, you just hold on 480 00:36:17,158 --> 00:36:18,750 till I reach... 481 00:36:34,209 --> 00:36:36,677 Zowie! You've had it, Herman. 482 00:36:40,215 --> 00:36:42,809 You just yell if he bothers you again. 483 00:36:45,286 --> 00:36:46,651 We got him! 484 00:36:48,923 --> 00:36:53,292 Who else would have the clout to stonewall my investigation for six weeks? 485 00:36:55,630 --> 00:36:57,689 When we get out of here I'm gonna prove it. 486 00:36:57,765 --> 00:37:01,496 Prove what? Why do you want to know if I have an address in Switzerland? 487 00:37:01,603 --> 00:37:03,969 I fired you this morning, remember? 488 00:37:04,038 --> 00:37:05,232 Now get! 489 00:37:06,908 --> 00:37:10,105 No! I thought I had you. 490 00:37:13,314 --> 00:37:14,645 I had... 491 00:37:14,716 --> 00:37:15,876 Aim! 492 00:37:17,252 --> 00:37:18,617 Fire! 493 00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:20,014 Aim! 494 00:37:20,755 --> 00:37:22,347 Fire! 495 00:37:22,423 --> 00:37:23,549 Aim! 496 00:37:24,392 --> 00:37:25,552 Fire! 497 00:37:29,831 --> 00:37:31,196 Don't do it. 498 00:37:46,848 --> 00:37:48,076 Rick! 499 00:37:49,951 --> 00:37:52,385 Higgins! Up here! 500 00:37:56,090 --> 00:37:58,786 Pack your bags, fly, we're home free. 501 00:37:59,027 --> 00:38:01,325 I hope so, Mr. Magnum. 502 00:38:01,429 --> 00:38:04,592 Please, help me. 503 00:38:04,866 --> 00:38:07,858 Help me. 504 00:38:08,670 --> 00:38:11,867 Damn it, Michaels, stop feeling sorry for yourself. 505 00:38:12,106 --> 00:38:13,573 Pull yourself together. 506 00:38:13,641 --> 00:38:17,702 You're right, of course. You'll think of something. Won't you? 507 00:39:13,401 --> 00:39:14,595 Come here. 508 00:39:30,184 --> 00:39:31,845 We got 'em now, darling. 509 00:40:08,456 --> 00:40:09,923 Okay, guys, 510 00:40:11,993 --> 00:40:15,224 if you're gonna find me, now'd be a good time. 511 00:40:16,697 --> 00:40:18,164 I'm holding it up. 512 00:40:19,834 --> 00:40:21,597 I'm holding it up, guys. 513 00:40:22,904 --> 00:40:24,872 I'm holding up the plane. 514 00:40:27,742 --> 00:40:29,107 I can't let go. 515 00:40:31,846 --> 00:40:33,040 Guys! 516 00:40:34,749 --> 00:40:36,080 Help me. 517 00:40:38,186 --> 00:40:39,414 Help me. 518 00:40:55,736 --> 00:40:56,964 Okay, 519 00:40:59,474 --> 00:41:02,534 decision time, guys. Try to remember physics. 520 00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:07,370 There's one way 521 00:41:08,983 --> 00:41:11,975 I can swing this thing, and we're out of here, 522 00:41:12,753 --> 00:41:14,778 and about a half a dozen ways 523 00:41:16,657 --> 00:41:19,649 I can swing it and wish I hadn't. 524 00:41:38,513 --> 00:41:39,571 Rick. 525 00:41:40,214 --> 00:41:42,876 Don't worry about that little problem, Thomas. I can cover. 526 00:41:42,950 --> 00:41:44,008 Then cover! 527 00:41:44,085 --> 00:41:46,485 Maybe you should have called Jerry Watkins. 528 00:41:46,921 --> 00:41:49,355 He wouldn't let you down. T.C. 529 00:41:49,757 --> 00:41:51,657 Magnum, please be calm. 530 00:41:51,726 --> 00:41:53,694 Calm? Calm? 531 00:41:54,595 --> 00:41:56,790 I got an airplane in my face. 532 00:42:10,711 --> 00:42:12,178 Hey, Misty, 533 00:42:12,613 --> 00:42:15,514 you hear those gunshots, or am I just dreaming 'em up? 534 00:42:19,453 --> 00:42:21,421 I guess it doesn't make a whole lot of difference. 535 00:42:21,489 --> 00:42:24,424 One way or the other, I'm gonna have to get myself out of this. 536 00:42:27,161 --> 00:42:28,492 What do you say, pal? 537 00:42:32,900 --> 00:42:34,834 If I could figure out the leverage, 538 00:42:35,736 --> 00:42:38,034 I just might get us out of this. 539 00:42:38,172 --> 00:42:40,299 But then you're on your own. 540 00:42:40,575 --> 00:42:42,600 Go on, back off, Herman, 541 00:42:48,583 --> 00:42:52,246 I just need a little more time to be sure of the leverage. 542 00:43:00,561 --> 00:43:02,995 So long, Misty. Nice meeting you. 543 00:43:21,148 --> 00:43:23,708 Did you get the pig? No, he got away, I think. 544 00:43:23,884 --> 00:43:25,545 Did you hit it? I don't know. 545 00:43:25,620 --> 00:43:27,850 Maybe it's still in the bushes. 546 00:43:29,557 --> 00:43:31,582 The bugger's still moving. 547 00:44:27,114 --> 00:44:28,809 I'm afraid there's no way 548 00:44:28,883 --> 00:44:31,818 you could have accomplished that feat, Mr. Magnum. 549 00:44:32,386 --> 00:44:34,980 You see, we already have the embezzler in jail. 550 00:44:37,525 --> 00:44:40,653 Well, we found a great deal of cash in Michaels' house. 551 00:44:41,629 --> 00:44:43,324 Cash he cannot explain. 552 00:44:43,397 --> 00:44:46,958 Can you explain the source of your account in Switzerland? 553 00:44:47,034 --> 00:44:50,470 See, it was just a hunch, since you've been spending so much time there lately, 554 00:44:50,538 --> 00:44:54,872 but I was able to turn that hunch into a couple of secret bank account numbers. 555 00:44:56,010 --> 00:44:57,341 Come on. 556 00:44:57,545 --> 00:45:00,571 You can't come up with secret bank account numbers. 557 00:45:00,648 --> 00:45:03,276 Oh, you can if you know the right people. 558 00:45:03,351 --> 00:45:06,218 And speaking of that, you'll be hearing from a friend of mine. 559 00:45:06,287 --> 00:45:09,586 Carol Baldwin. You'll like her. She's a real nice lady. 560 00:45:09,690 --> 00:45:11,954 And an assistant prosecuting attorney. 561 00:45:12,026 --> 00:45:13,516 You can't prove anything. 562 00:45:13,594 --> 00:45:15,323 Oh, I think we can. 563 00:45:16,697 --> 00:45:18,961 I picked up your mail for you again. 564 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:23,595 Don't bother to thank me. It's the usual assortment of junk mail 565 00:45:23,671 --> 00:45:26,834 addressed to occupant, and a couple of past due notices. 566 00:45:28,075 --> 00:45:29,667 My God! 567 00:45:30,811 --> 00:45:33,211 What on Earth... Rick, hi. 568 00:45:33,814 --> 00:45:36,715 No, I'm fine. Listen, about my tab at the club... 569 00:45:36,784 --> 00:45:38,342 What could possibly have hap... 570 00:45:38,419 --> 00:45:41,684 You can tell the accountant to expect a check by the beginning of the week. 571 00:45:41,756 --> 00:45:42,916 Bye. 572 00:45:43,124 --> 00:45:45,422 Magnum. Hi, Higgins. 573 00:45:45,559 --> 00:45:48,050 What happened? I solved the case. 574 00:45:48,129 --> 00:45:49,528 The reward money's on its way. 575 00:45:49,597 --> 00:45:51,087 No, I mean... 576 00:45:51,399 --> 00:45:53,560 I slipped in my mom's tub. 577 00:45:55,870 --> 00:45:57,565 Oh, T. C., hold on, just a minute. 578 00:45:59,240 --> 00:46:01,435 Higgins, it's real busy right now. 579 00:46:01,509 --> 00:46:03,568 I appreciate your dropping off the mail, 580 00:46:03,644 --> 00:46:05,111 but you won't have to do that anymore. 581 00:46:05,179 --> 00:46:07,374 I can manage from here on out. Thanks. 582 00:46:08,215 --> 00:46:10,513 You slipped in your mother's tub? 583 00:46:10,785 --> 00:46:14,653 Yes. And I knew if anybody would understand, you would. 584 00:46:19,994 --> 00:46:21,120 Quite. 585 00:46:22,630 --> 00:46:25,326 Hi, T.C. No, I'm fine. 586 00:46:26,066 --> 00:46:28,398 Listen, I thought I might take your 587 00:46:28,469 --> 00:46:31,768 Pop Warner team out for hot dogs after practice Saturday. 588 00:46:33,073 --> 00:46:34,563 No, I want to. 589 00:46:37,645 --> 00:46:40,978 Yeah, sure, you can invite Jerry Watkins if you want to. 590 00:46:41,715 --> 00:46:44,047 But you won't really need a backup. 591 00:46:44,318 --> 00:46:45,979 I'll see you then.