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When I'm working on a case
I'm kind of a lone wolf.
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Do you supply a gun or
should I bring my own?
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This may be the only time in
my life I get to go under cover.
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What the hell is this?
You're trying to inhale my fiancé.
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I cannot believe that
a hot shot P.I. like you
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is gonna wimp out on me.
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I'm not wimping out.
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Rita! Jump!
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- [SCREAMS]
- Go!
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[GUN FIRES]
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MAGNUM: I have always been a
believer in seeking fresh experiences,
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learning new things.
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My grandfather used to say,
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"We should pattern
our lives after fish.
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"If you don't keep swimming,
you die."
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Now, I support every creature's
right to self-fulfillment.
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But anything can be overdone.
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[DOG BARKING]
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All right, Higgins, you got me.
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Maybe you have succeeded in teaching
them a couple of basic hand signals.
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I have taught them the complete
Forbes-Davies Silent Sentry System.
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Thirty-four distinct,
unvoiced commands.
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But there is one big flaw in
your Forbes-Davies, Higgins.
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What if someone gives
them a different command?
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When the lads are working,
you don't exist for them, Magnum.
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Unless I happen to
designate you as prey.
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Prey?
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Prey, Higgins?
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Don't you think I should
know this prey signal?
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Frankly, you should
know the whole system,
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but you'll undoubtedly
shirk your duty to learn it.
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Shirk? I don't shirk, Higgins.
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Really? Two weekends ago,
you promised to assist me
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with the new members party for
the Anglo-Hawaiian Investment Club,
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but you went spear
fishing instead.
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That was not shirking,
that was forgetting.
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I'd been wanting to go spear
fishing for six months.
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When the opportunity
presented itself,
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it simply drove everything
else out of my head.
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A remarkably easy feat.
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[INTERCOM BUZZING]
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Yes?
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MAN: Uh, Benny Travis
to see Magnum.
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[GROWLING]
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Precisely.
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Come on, Higgins,
Benny's not such a bad guy.
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Come to the main house, Benny.
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How you can maintain a
relationship with someone
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who is undoubtedly the
absolute dregs of your profession
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is beyond human comprehension.
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Benny performs
a valuable service.
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Someone has to take those
disgusting little cases
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that lead through all
the sewers in Honolulu.
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Besides, he's given
me some good tips.
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[DOGS GROWLING]
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[DOGS STOP GROWLING]
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He's undoubtedly come to you
to secure an unsecured loan,
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which you'll undoubtedly
try to borrow from me,
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which I will undoubtedly refuse.
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You know, Higgins, smugness is
not one of your endearing qualities.
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[KNOCKING]
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Magnum, thank God you're here.
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Hi, Benny.
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Hi, Hig.
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So, Benny,
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how's it going?
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How's it going?
Is this a month or what?
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I been chasing this
wandering hubby,
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and my motor burns out.
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And then I'm tailing
this broad for three days
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and I find out the broad I'm
tailing is the sister of the broad
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- [DOGS GROWLING]
- I'm supposed to be tailing.
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And then, to top it off,
two of my three clients
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stiffed me with bad checks.
That's how it's going.
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Well, I'm sorry to hear
about your troubles, Benny.
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Actually, I haven't been
doing so well myself.
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Ah, too bad, 'cause you know,
I turned it around.
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I mean, I got a great job,
cash on the barrelhead.
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Oh, yeah?
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So you don't need
any financial help?
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BENNY:
No way. In fact...
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[STUTTERING]
I'm on the job now.
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That's why I'm here.
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Come on, call them off.
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Cut it out, Higgins.
Put them outside.
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Quit being such a sore loser.
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I have no idea what
you're talking about.
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Say, is Robin Masters around?
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Well, that's a good
question, Benny.
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See, I have this theory that...
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You know perfectly well
Mr. Masters is in Europe.
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Oh. Sorry, Benny,
no introduction today.
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BENNY: Oh, that's all right,
you've done enough for me.
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Jonathan Quayle Higgins, in
the absence of Robin Masters,
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I'm officially serving you
these court documents
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pertaining to a lawsuit
filed by Chester Bixby
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against you and
the Masters estate.
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Lawsuit?
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What on earth are
you talking about?
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Couple of weeks ago,
at a party here.
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Mr. Bixby tripped over a loose
piece of carpeting and fell.
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Oh, that chap.
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He said he was fine.
It was just a little accident.
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Well, now he's claiming
hidden back injuries,
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pain and suffering,
mental stress.
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Two million dollars' worth.
It's all in the documents.
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And thanks for letting me
into this fortress.
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I could have never
got in here without you.
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See ya.
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Thanks again.
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Mr. Travis.
I have one question.
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How are you planning to get
from this doorstep to your car?
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[DOGS GROWLING]
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Oh, wait! Wait a minute!
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Hey! Open the door!
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All right, how was I supposed
to know why he came here?
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- [DOGS BARKING]
- [BENNY YELLING]
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It's not only this! If you'd been
at the party as you promised,
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this Bixby fellow would never
had attempted that cheap charade.
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- [TIRES SQUEALING]
- How do you know it was a charade?
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I know.
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And since you're in charge of
security here, it's your job to prove it.
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Wait a minute.
Wait just a minute!
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How come every time there's
a crummy job to be done,
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I'm in charge of security?
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But every time there's
big money to be spent
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or credit to be taken,
you're in charge of security?
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Because that is the order
of the universe.
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T.C.:
Macadamia nuts?
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You want me to fly you all the way
to Maui for a jar of Macadamia nuts?
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Of course not. There's also pork rinds
and potato chips, snacks for the trip.
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I'm talking camaraderie here,
T.C., not commerce.
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Sorry, comrade, I'm booked.
Day one of a five-day charter.
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What's the big emergency
on Maui anyway?
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I have to locate a flopper.
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A flopper, huh?
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[CHUCKLES]
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You don't have to
go to Maui for that.
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All you have to do is get one of
Rick's girlfriends in a string bikini.
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A guy who takes falls in public,
T.C., and then sues for fake injuries.
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- A flopper.
- Flopper?
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Wasn't that the name
of the rabbit in Bambi?
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No, no, no. Flopper,
the evil twin of Flipper.
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That's not funny, T.C.,
it's not funny at all.
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This guy's putting the
squeeze on a friend of ours.
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Who?
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Higgins.
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Thought you said it
was a friend of ours.
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I tracked this guy, Bixby,
to a local hotel,
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they said he's visiting Maui.
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Couldn't we just hop on over
before you clients get here?
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I don't have the time,
nor the appetite.
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Well, that's it, then.
You're forcing me into it.
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- There's no alternative.
- What?
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I'll have to do it.
I don't want to do it.
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I don't think it's
completely my fault.
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I think you will have to
share some of the blame.
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Blame?
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Blame for what?
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Well, I'll have to
sign up for one of those
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three-day, two-night
Maui excursions
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with the money-back
guarantee and then,
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once I get there
and do my business,
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I'll have to lie about being
dissatisfied and get my money back.
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That's disgusting.
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- How'd you think of it?
- Benny Travis told me.
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He takes all his
vacations that way.
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[CAR HONKING]
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Looks like you've definitely
got a paying client this time.
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Yeah.
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Some big wheeler-dealer
from the mainland.
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- Hi.
- T.C.: Hi.
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One of you my pilot?
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Uh, me.
Theodore Calvin.
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Welcome to Island Hoppers.
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Oh, this is, uh, Thomas Magnum.
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He's my head of security.
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Hi, Joe Hatten,
president of E&N Industries.
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You heard of me.
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Uh, no, sorry.
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I was in the Times last month.
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- Joe.
- What?
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Everyone's been
introduced but...
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Well, you got a mouth,
you wanna talk, talk.
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Hi, I'm Rita Parks,
Joe's fiancé.
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Pleased to meet you.
Pleased to meet you.
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Nice to meet you.
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- You have such a lovely island...
- Okay, okay, can it, huh?
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I'm in garbage.
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Of course, nowadays everybody
wants to call it waste management,
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but it's garbage,
plain and simple.
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Yeah, so is this
security business.
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Excuse me.
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I ain't ashamed of what I do.
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Hell, I dropped out of ninth
grade to work on a garbage truck.
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Six years later, I owned
the whole damn route.
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Now, I'm the biggest garbage
man on the East Coast.
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Uh, congratulations.
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I'm over here to check out your problems,
and you got plenty.
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If you don't get some new landfill
sites in the next couple of years,
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you're all gonna be up to
your butts in wet garbage.
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No kidding.
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Maybe I should try to corner
the market on hip boots, huh?
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00:10:01,860 --> 00:10:03,111
[LAUGHING]
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Hip boots, that's
pretty good, Magnum.
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So, you're head of security
around here, huh?
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00:10:08,950 --> 00:10:10,368
I got one question.
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What the hell have
you got to secure?
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00:10:12,287 --> 00:10:14,456
Oh, uh...
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Thomas just works
for me part-time.
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00:10:16,541 --> 00:10:19,085
He's one of the best private
investigators on the island.
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00:10:19,294 --> 00:10:20,336
You're a detective?
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00:10:20,670 --> 00:10:21,963
Uh, private investigator.
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00:10:22,047 --> 00:10:23,423
Like on TV?
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00:10:23,506 --> 00:10:25,592
Well it's not really like that,
not all the time.
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00:10:25,717 --> 00:10:28,053
- Oh.
- Oh, he's just being modest.
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In fact, he's working on a
really big case right now.
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It's not really a big case,
it's just a standard, uh,
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somewhat exotic, case.
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00:10:37,062 --> 00:10:39,189
Oh, you're a
detective in Hawaii.
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00:10:39,397 --> 00:10:42,734
Do you realize you have one of the
most exotic jobs in the whole world?
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00:10:42,817 --> 00:10:45,695
Oh, come on, tell us something
about one of your cases.
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JOE:
No, we got to go.
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Just because your head's
already floating around in the clouds
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don't mean ours are.
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00:10:53,578 --> 00:10:55,663
Okay, uh...
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I'm ready if you are.
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Yeah, I should be going, too.
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Listen, uh, those excursion
flights leave pretty early.
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- Joe, nice to meet you.
- Same here.
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00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:04,631
Bye-bye.
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No glamour, huh?
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00:11:22,232 --> 00:11:24,442
Rita, get your tail
in this helicopter,
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00:11:24,526 --> 00:11:26,903
or you're gonna walk
back to the hotel.
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MAGNUM: One of the
pleasanter after-effects
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of nearly meeting your maker
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is a renewed sense
of the value of all life,
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of every creature's right
to realize its full potential.
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00:11:47,048 --> 00:11:49,843
In fact, I was quite
pleased recently
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when I managed to avoid
stepping on an ordinary garden snail.
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Pleased that it could crawl on to
fulfill its full garden snail potential.
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00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,399
- So you are here.
- Higgins.
243
00:12:04,482 --> 00:12:06,568
I assumed you would be
out working on the case.
244
00:12:06,651 --> 00:12:09,320
- Don't you ever knock?
- You've got company.
245
00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:12,907
Hi.
246
00:12:13,908 --> 00:12:15,034
Hi.
247
00:12:16,327 --> 00:12:19,539
Oh, such a nice
place you got here.
248
00:12:20,748 --> 00:12:22,375
HIGGINS:
Are you all right, Magnum?
249
00:12:22,584 --> 00:12:24,961
You seem a little
distracted lately.
250
00:12:25,170 --> 00:12:27,630
Huh? Uh, I...
No, I'm fine.
251
00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:29,966
You got this whole big estate
and you live in the bungalow?
252
00:12:30,064 --> 00:12:33,136
Well, it's cozier here,
it's, uh, more comfortable.
253
00:12:33,219 --> 00:12:34,721
What brings you here, Rita?
254
00:12:34,804 --> 00:12:36,222
JOE:
I do!
255
00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:39,767
Oh, it's Joe.
You're with Joe.
256
00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:41,102
I know.
257
00:12:41,311 --> 00:12:43,188
JOE: Hey, those two
Dobermans are dynamite.
258
00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,106
I taught them to
fetch my wallet.
259
00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:48,026
Bet they could do a real job
on a burglar, huh?
260
00:12:48,860 --> 00:12:50,069
Indeed.
261
00:12:50,278 --> 00:12:53,531
Zeus and Apollo are the best
trained canine sentries on this island.
262
00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:55,033
Zeus and Apollo?
263
00:12:55,283 --> 00:12:59,287
Don't you think those names
are a little poofy for attack dogs?
264
00:12:59,495 --> 00:13:00,997
- Poofy?
- Higgins,
265
00:13:01,206 --> 00:13:03,791
the sooner that, uh,
we finish our business here,
266
00:13:03,875 --> 00:13:05,919
the sooner I can take care
of that other matter.
267
00:13:06,127 --> 00:13:07,670
Very well.
268
00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:11,507
Perhaps the lads and
I will see you again.
269
00:13:11,841 --> 00:13:13,384
Good night.
270
00:13:16,346 --> 00:13:18,973
English butlers are
always so snooty.
271
00:13:19,182 --> 00:13:21,100
I'd dump the guy, Magnum.
272
00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:23,937
Yeah, well, he's been here for years.
I wouldn't feel right about it.
273
00:13:24,145 --> 00:13:26,648
HIGGINS: Well done, Zeus.
Now, watch me carefully.
274
00:13:26,731 --> 00:13:28,066
Listen, can I get you a...
275
00:13:28,191 --> 00:13:29,817
Magnum, we need to talk.
276
00:13:29,901 --> 00:13:31,653
Did you solve your case today?
277
00:13:31,736 --> 00:13:33,446
Uh, sure.
Uh, not yet.
278
00:13:33,696 --> 00:13:37,825
Oh, I ain't the type to beat around
the bush, Magnum, so, uh, here it is.
279
00:13:37,909 --> 00:13:40,161
Did you get in any gun
battles or, like, fistfights?
280
00:13:40,245 --> 00:13:43,748
Uh, no, I fired a couple of warning shots
at the teller who short-changed me but...
281
00:13:43,831 --> 00:13:45,959
- [DOG BARKING]
- HIGGINS: Steady on, Apollo.
282
00:13:46,084 --> 00:13:49,545
Rita here is tired of flying
around looking at landfill sites.
283
00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:52,415
Oh, I'll bet you had some
great chases in that sports car.
284
00:13:52,507 --> 00:13:55,510
Hey, can it, will you? Can't you see
I'm trying to talk business here?
285
00:13:57,095 --> 00:14:01,391
As I was saying, she keeps yapping
about this private detective racket.
286
00:14:01,557 --> 00:14:04,185
So, uh, I was wondering
if maybe, uh...
287
00:14:04,352 --> 00:14:07,105
Maybe she could tag along
with you for a couple of days.
288
00:14:08,439 --> 00:14:10,483
No offense, Joe, I...
289
00:14:10,608 --> 00:14:12,193
That's not a good idea.
290
00:14:12,277 --> 00:14:17,156
See, Rita, when I'm working
on a case, I'm kind of a lone wolf.
291
00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:18,908
I'll pay you 600 a day.
292
00:14:20,618 --> 00:14:21,828
$600?
293
00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:23,413
A day.
294
00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:26,541
Well...
295
00:14:26,749 --> 00:14:29,669
HIGGINS: Rip and shred, lads,
destroy the enemy!
296
00:14:29,752 --> 00:14:31,421
Rip and shred!
297
00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:33,172
[DOGS GROWLING]
298
00:14:33,298 --> 00:14:35,925
Uh, that's a very
generous offer.
299
00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:39,470
But, I mean, if it was another
case with another client...
300
00:14:40,471 --> 00:14:42,932
I just can't.
No, I... No, I can't.
301
00:14:43,057 --> 00:14:45,601
Hey, no problem.
I wouldn't do it if I were you.
302
00:14:45,768 --> 00:14:47,645
Just because her yammering
is driving me nuts,
303
00:14:47,729 --> 00:14:49,355
is no reason you
should go through it.
304
00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:52,233
Didn't I tell you it was a dumb idea,
that he'd never go for it?
305
00:14:52,317 --> 00:14:53,609
Let's get out of here.
306
00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:55,403
Guess I'm just
being stupid again.
307
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:57,196
No, wait a minute, now.
308
00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:59,115
- HIGGINS: Destroy the enemy.
- What the heck.
309
00:14:59,449 --> 00:15:02,702
Even a lone wolf could use
some good company now and then.
310
00:15:02,952 --> 00:15:03,995
You'll do it?
311
00:15:05,204 --> 00:15:07,165
[EXCLAIMS]
312
00:15:07,498 --> 00:15:09,334
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
313
00:15:09,625 --> 00:15:11,711
All right, yeah, okay.
314
00:15:15,214 --> 00:15:16,841
That's more like it.
315
00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:19,677
So, Magnum,
what changed your mind?
316
00:15:20,386 --> 00:15:22,138
A garden snail.
317
00:15:23,264 --> 00:15:24,766
This is so great.
318
00:15:24,849 --> 00:15:27,769
Do you supply a gun or
should I bring my own?
319
00:15:37,653 --> 00:15:39,197
[CAMERA CLICKS]
320
00:15:39,864 --> 00:15:41,449
[CAMERA CLICKS]
321
00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:43,951
So that's Chester Bixby.
322
00:15:44,035 --> 00:15:45,453
In person.
323
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:47,997
I wish he'd have stayed
on Maui. He ruined my trip.
324
00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:49,916
Yeah, but Rita,
325
00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:52,335
this makes our
investigation easier.
326
00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:54,295
Now, all we have
to do is be patient.
327
00:15:54,379 --> 00:15:56,464
It'll probably be
a long surveillance,
328
00:15:56,589 --> 00:16:00,176
but eventually, if we're lucky, we'll
catch him pulling a phony fall, see?
329
00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:03,179
Hey, you think
he's packing heat?
330
00:16:03,679 --> 00:16:06,557
No, I don't think so,
some Bengay, maybe.
331
00:16:07,809 --> 00:16:10,269
Yeah, there he is.
Yeah, I thought so.
332
00:16:10,353 --> 00:16:12,105
He's down by the dairy products.
333
00:16:12,188 --> 00:16:14,941
He'll probably spill something on
the floor and pretend to slip in it.
334
00:16:15,066 --> 00:16:17,902
That makes the store more liable.
Poor maintenance.
335
00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:20,446
WOMAN OVER P.A.: Can I get
a price check on seven, please?
336
00:16:20,696 --> 00:16:21,906
[CAMERA CLICKS]
337
00:16:23,074 --> 00:16:26,119
Oh, I'm sorry. Excuse me. They're
having this special on water chestnuts.
338
00:16:26,244 --> 00:16:27,745
It's my favorites.
339
00:16:27,870 --> 00:16:29,831
- You like Chinese food?
- I love it.
340
00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:33,918
You know, I grew up down the street
from the only Chinese restaurant in Olathe.
341
00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:35,461
Olathe?
342
00:16:35,586 --> 00:16:37,463
Kansas?
You're from Kansas?
343
00:16:37,547 --> 00:16:38,381
Yeah.
344
00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:40,425
Me and Dorothy and Toto, too.
345
00:16:40,508 --> 00:16:44,303
Yeah, I was the skinniest, buck-toothed kid
from the wrong side of the tracks
346
00:16:44,387 --> 00:16:47,473
until I hit about
fifteen or so, and then...
347
00:16:47,557 --> 00:16:51,227
Then, guys wanted to do
things for me, buy things for me.
348
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:52,854
Yeah, I can imagine.
349
00:16:52,937 --> 00:16:56,190
Uh, you didn't meet,
uh, Joe in Olathe?
350
00:16:56,399 --> 00:16:58,276
No, Kansas City.
351
00:16:58,484 --> 00:17:01,112
You see, I was a cocktail
waitress at a private club.
352
00:17:01,195 --> 00:17:04,323
One night, these two city
officials came in, they were drunk.
353
00:17:04,407 --> 00:17:07,869
They started hassling me, and Joe
shows up, like, right out of the blue.
354
00:17:07,952 --> 00:17:11,038
And he threatened to bust their
heads open and then get them fired.
355
00:17:11,122 --> 00:17:13,583
'Cause you know what, he had
the mayor's home phone number.
356
00:17:13,791 --> 00:17:15,251
I couldn't believe it.
357
00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:16,669
Your knight in
shining armor, huh?
358
00:17:16,752 --> 00:17:18,713
Yeah, I guess so.
359
00:17:21,424 --> 00:17:22,800
[CAMERA CLICKS]
360
00:17:22,925 --> 00:17:24,302
You like oranges?
361
00:17:24,385 --> 00:17:25,470
Uh-huh.
362
00:17:25,553 --> 00:17:26,721
I love oranges.
363
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:28,473
I'm gonna grab us a couple.
364
00:17:28,806 --> 00:17:30,224
Let me see.
365
00:17:30,433 --> 00:17:33,311
You know, I don't know why they
have to put the good ones on the bottom.
366
00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:35,271
No!
367
00:17:38,566 --> 00:17:41,068
You can't fool around on
a surveillance mission.
368
00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:45,198
If you draw attention to yourself,
the whole assignment is over,
369
00:17:45,629 --> 00:17:46,701
understand?
370
00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:59,212
Sixty-two dollars worth
of bruised oranges.
371
00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:01,214
Oh, just put it on
your expense report.
372
00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:03,382
Joe expects me to
do things like this.
373
00:18:03,466 --> 00:18:06,761
I'm always wrecking cars,
I drop vases, spill oranges.
374
00:18:06,844 --> 00:18:09,138
It's not just that, Rita.
We blew our surveillance.
375
00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:10,640
Bixby's long gone.
376
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:13,726
All we can do now is go back and
hang around his hotel till he shows up.
377
00:18:13,935 --> 00:18:15,311
- There he is!
- What?
378
00:18:17,939 --> 00:18:19,148
No kidding.
379
00:18:21,150 --> 00:18:22,860
This must be our lucky day.
380
00:18:23,694 --> 00:18:24,487
[CAMERA CLICKING]
381
00:18:25,780 --> 00:18:27,073
RITA:
Oh, my God!
382
00:18:27,281 --> 00:18:29,075
[WHOOPING]
383
00:18:30,701 --> 00:18:32,912
RITA: Oh, my God!
He's hit! He's dead!
384
00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:34,830
No, he's not. This is his scam.
Come on.
385
00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:36,457
Are you trying to say
he did that on purpose?
386
00:18:36,541 --> 00:18:38,084
Yeah! He picks out
an expensive car,
387
00:18:38,167 --> 00:18:39,585
he does a stuntman's roll
over the hood,
388
00:18:39,669 --> 00:18:40,836
and he'll sue the driver blind.
389
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,964
- He's hurt.
- Don't worry, he's fine.
390
00:18:43,172 --> 00:18:45,716
He's dead.
Somebody call the police.
391
00:18:48,844 --> 00:18:50,137
Oh.
392
00:18:52,974 --> 00:18:54,600
[PANTING]
393
00:18:55,476 --> 00:18:57,853
Uh, come on, let's
go back to the car.
394
00:18:57,937 --> 00:19:00,523
No, no. I got to get
used to stuff like this.
395
00:19:00,606 --> 00:19:03,025
- We got a job to do.
- What job?
396
00:19:03,150 --> 00:19:05,278
We got to search
that body for clues.
397
00:19:05,486 --> 00:19:06,988
- Rita...
- You know, like...
398
00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:10,366
Like a matchbook, or a little piece
of paper with a phone number on it,
399
00:19:10,582 --> 00:19:13,335
or a little black book,
you know, clues.
400
00:19:13,536 --> 00:19:16,664
Rita, this is a major felony.
The police are coming.
401
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:19,041
How could anybody
possibly search this body
402
00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:21,752
for clues in front of
all these witnesses?
403
00:19:21,919 --> 00:19:24,338
RITA:
Chester! Oh, baby!
404
00:19:24,422 --> 00:19:28,634
Chester! Oh, my God,
Chester, baby!
405
00:19:28,718 --> 00:19:31,304
MAGNUM: Excuse me, uh,
I'm a friend of the family.
406
00:19:31,429 --> 00:19:33,598
No, that's okay,
Phoebe, come on.
407
00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:35,391
Come on, Phoebe.
No, it's all right.
408
00:19:35,474 --> 00:19:38,019
It's fine, come on.
Come on. No, don't do that.
409
00:19:38,102 --> 00:19:41,358
Come on, have a good cry,
that's all right, there we go.
410
00:19:41,522 --> 00:19:44,442
What are you doing and what
did you take out of his pocket?
411
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:47,153
Pretty slick, huh?
412
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:48,779
No, you're tampering
with evidence.
413
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:50,364
You're gonna get
us both arrested.
414
00:19:50,448 --> 00:19:51,657
Okay, fine.
I'll put it back.
415
00:19:51,866 --> 00:19:54,243
No, wait. Never mind.
Let's go.
416
00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:56,370
Right, it's the
Sunset Harbor Club.
417
00:19:56,454 --> 00:19:57,788
No, we're going to your hotel.
418
00:19:57,872 --> 00:20:01,876
Now, listen, Rita, the case is over,
it's lying back there on the road.
419
00:20:02,043 --> 00:20:05,129
But he just got murdered, or
manslaughtered or something.
420
00:20:05,212 --> 00:20:07,048
Well, uh, that's
a police matter.
421
00:20:07,131 --> 00:20:10,843
I was hired to stop him from
filing a false lawsuit. That's all.
422
00:20:10,926 --> 00:20:13,721
I cannot believe that
a hot shot P.I. like you
423
00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:15,139
is gonna wimp out on me.
424
00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:16,641
I'm not wimping out.
425
00:20:16,724 --> 00:20:19,352
I'm behaving like a
professional private investigator.
426
00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:21,812
If you wanna quit, fine, quit.
427
00:20:21,979 --> 00:20:24,231
I will continue the
investigation on my own.
428
00:20:24,482 --> 00:20:26,025
Taxi!
429
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:28,027
Rita.
430
00:20:28,944 --> 00:20:31,197
You're being silly about this.
431
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:33,240
I'm not gonna run after you.
432
00:20:33,324 --> 00:20:34,825
I mean it!
433
00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:44,418
MAGNUM: Enthusiasm can be
a very attractive quality.
434
00:20:44,543 --> 00:20:46,629
But Rita had too
much of a good thing.
435
00:20:46,837 --> 00:20:50,216
She reminded me of
Minnie Minoso playing baseball.
436
00:20:50,341 --> 00:20:52,343
Once while trying to
make a diving catch,
437
00:20:52,426 --> 00:20:56,347
he slid head first into the
outfield wall and fractured his skull.
438
00:20:56,430 --> 00:20:59,308
But not that Rita was in
any kind of physical danger.
439
00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:01,352
The chances of her
making any contact
440
00:21:01,435 --> 00:21:06,107
with authentic criminal types
were microscopic, infinitesimal.
441
00:21:23,791 --> 00:21:27,002
You came! I knew it, I knew
you wouldn't desert me, I knew it.
442
00:21:27,128 --> 00:21:30,631
Shh. Okay, now remember,
I'm just doing this to humor you.
443
00:21:30,715 --> 00:21:32,341
A professional private
investigator would never
444
00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:34,051
waste his time on a
long shot like this, here.
445
00:21:34,176 --> 00:21:35,302
What's this?
446
00:21:35,386 --> 00:21:37,513
That's the surveillance
photos of Bixby.
447
00:21:37,596 --> 00:21:39,348
I mean, if you're gonna ask
questions about somebody,
448
00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:40,808
you got to learn to do it right.
449
00:21:40,975 --> 00:21:43,060
- No half measures.
- I'll remember that.
450
00:21:43,144 --> 00:21:44,812
Welcome, what can I get you?
451
00:21:44,895 --> 00:21:46,564
Uh, Old Dusseldorf
in a long neck.
452
00:21:46,689 --> 00:21:47,565
Coming right up.
453
00:21:47,773 --> 00:21:49,942
Say, you've brightened up
this young lady.
454
00:21:50,151 --> 00:21:51,193
What's your secret?
455
00:21:51,318 --> 00:21:53,404
It's simple.
We're on our honeymoon!
456
00:21:53,529 --> 00:21:57,241
BARTENDER: No wonder.
Congratulations. This round's on me.
457
00:21:57,366 --> 00:21:59,618
Say, you're a lucky guy
to grab a looker like this.
458
00:21:59,827 --> 00:22:01,162
Bet she can cook, too.
459
00:22:01,370 --> 00:22:02,997
Oh, she's full of surprises.
460
00:22:03,205 --> 00:22:04,665
[RITA SIGHS CONTENTLY]
461
00:22:04,749 --> 00:22:05,958
What are you doing?
462
00:22:06,041 --> 00:22:09,712
Look, this may be the only time
in my life I get to go under cover.
463
00:22:09,795 --> 00:22:11,630
I want to play a role.
464
00:22:11,922 --> 00:22:13,048
Besides,
465
00:22:13,132 --> 00:22:15,926
is being married to me
so unbelievable?
466
00:22:16,135 --> 00:22:18,095
No, no. Never mind.
467
00:22:18,179 --> 00:22:19,722
Just take this photo, uh...
468
00:22:19,805 --> 00:22:23,601
This one of Bixby, and ask
if anybody recognizes him.
469
00:22:24,643 --> 00:22:27,897
And remember, never lie
unless you absolutely have to.
470
00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:29,440
Never lie.
471
00:22:29,523 --> 00:22:30,983
- BARTENDER: Cheers.
- Hi.
472
00:22:31,066 --> 00:22:33,152
My cousin lives
in the neighborhood.
473
00:22:33,235 --> 00:22:34,737
I hear he comes in here a lot.
474
00:22:34,820 --> 00:22:37,323
His name's Chester or Chet.
You recognize him?
475
00:22:38,324 --> 00:22:40,159
He doesn't look familiar.
476
00:22:40,409 --> 00:22:42,328
, Hmm, well
477
00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:45,873
I guess I got my
neighborhoods confused.
478
00:22:49,919 --> 00:22:52,630
WOMAN: Two Mai Tais
and a scotch and soda.
479
00:22:56,926 --> 00:22:58,469
[SIGHS]
480
00:22:58,719 --> 00:23:00,513
Like I said, a
complete waste of time.
481
00:23:00,638 --> 00:23:02,515
Yes, this is definitely the guy.
482
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:04,558
Four nights ago,
he fell in the men's room,
483
00:23:04,642 --> 00:23:06,435
claimed there was dried
soap on the floor.
484
00:23:06,644 --> 00:23:08,813
Said he was gonna sue,
made a big fuss.
485
00:23:08,896 --> 00:23:10,815
And the employees here
now saw that?
486
00:23:10,898 --> 00:23:12,858
Most of them.
I'll tell you something else,
487
00:23:12,942 --> 00:23:14,276
that guy was lying.
488
00:23:14,485 --> 00:23:17,321
When I scrub a floor, there's
no damn soap left on it!
489
00:23:17,404 --> 00:23:19,740
No, I'm sure there's not.
Thanks a lot, uh...
490
00:23:19,990 --> 00:23:20,908
Martha.
491
00:23:23,410 --> 00:23:25,162
So long shots
sometimes do pay off.
492
00:23:25,287 --> 00:23:26,914
Well, that's unbelievable.
493
00:23:26,997 --> 00:23:28,666
It's completely unbelievable.
494
00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:30,876
Of course, all it
really proves is that
495
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:33,796
Bixby's trying to pull a scam
on other people here in Hawaii.
496
00:23:33,879 --> 00:23:36,090
But it would definitely
help our case.
497
00:23:36,173 --> 00:23:37,758
If we had a case,
which we don't.
498
00:23:38,175 --> 00:23:39,760
We're making up a new one.
499
00:23:40,511 --> 00:23:43,889
Why are all these people lying
about recognizing Bixby?
500
00:23:45,307 --> 00:23:49,061
Maybe the owner told everybody
to shut up because of the lawsuit.
501
00:23:49,144 --> 00:23:51,355
No, no. Uh-uh.
502
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:53,691
I'm not getting sucked into this.
Come on, let's go.
503
00:23:53,774 --> 00:23:55,276
Come on. No way.
504
00:23:57,444 --> 00:23:58,821
Martha.
505
00:23:59,029 --> 00:24:01,073
One more question.
Who owns this place?
506
00:24:01,156 --> 00:24:04,285
Officially, a company
called CBE Enterprises.
507
00:24:04,827 --> 00:24:06,829
But the rumor is...
508
00:24:09,623 --> 00:24:11,083
A boxer?
509
00:24:11,166 --> 00:24:13,294
No, a mobster.
510
00:24:21,902 --> 00:24:24,179
MAGNUM: We're awfully late, Rita,
and from what I've seen,
511
00:24:24,263 --> 00:24:25,890
I'd bet Joe has
a real Irish temper.
512
00:24:26,098 --> 00:24:27,433
Yeah, but I can handle him.
513
00:24:27,558 --> 00:24:30,644
MAGNUM: I'm just saying that you
should be prepared for the possibility that
514
00:24:30,728 --> 00:24:33,439
Joe might, well...
Who knows what he might do?
515
00:24:33,522 --> 00:24:35,858
RITA: Don't be silly.
All I have to do is be perky.
516
00:24:35,941 --> 00:24:37,735
Joe loves it when I am perky.
517
00:24:37,860 --> 00:24:39,236
[KNOCKING]
518
00:24:41,447 --> 00:24:42,656
Where the hell have you been?
519
00:24:42,740 --> 00:24:43,908
Joe, I had the best time.
520
00:24:44,033 --> 00:24:47,244
And I had dinner reservations
45 minutes ago! I'm starving!
521
00:24:47,328 --> 00:24:48,871
I'm sorry, Joe.
522
00:24:48,954 --> 00:24:52,166
Look, I took Rita to the other
side of the island, and
523
00:24:52,249 --> 00:24:54,251
we got involved.
In something.
524
00:24:54,335 --> 00:24:57,588
A crime, Joe! There was
this crook, got hit by a car,
525
00:24:57,671 --> 00:25:01,342
I found a clue, and then I found
a witness, there were police...
526
00:25:01,425 --> 00:25:04,053
Clam up, will you? I don't care
about none of that.
527
00:25:04,261 --> 00:25:06,430
I care about your being here
when I say so.
528
00:25:06,639 --> 00:25:08,641
Or I ain't footing
the bill for this.
529
00:25:10,142 --> 00:25:11,560
I understand, Joe,
530
00:25:11,644 --> 00:25:14,104
and you're right,
but it's my fault Rita's late.
531
00:25:14,396 --> 00:25:16,565
She drove you nuts, huh?
532
00:25:16,690 --> 00:25:18,567
What'd she do?
Blow the whole case?
533
00:25:18,651 --> 00:25:20,277
No, I didn't.
534
00:25:20,486 --> 00:25:21,862
Nobody's talking to you.
535
00:25:21,987 --> 00:25:23,781
Can't you see the guy's begging
to be rid of you?
536
00:25:23,989 --> 00:25:27,701
Now, wait a minute, Joe,
that's not strictly true.
537
00:25:27,785 --> 00:25:29,787
Rita was very helpful.
538
00:25:29,870 --> 00:25:32,581
Call it luck, call it
good fortune, but, uh...
539
00:25:32,873 --> 00:25:36,585
The point is she had a knack
for making the right move today.
540
00:25:36,919 --> 00:25:38,712
Wait, wait a minute.
541
00:25:39,546 --> 00:25:42,049
Are you saying you want her
to stay on the case with you?
542
00:25:45,552 --> 00:25:46,804
Well, yes, I do.
543
00:25:47,846 --> 00:25:50,474
Not that it's gonna be
as easy as it was today, Rita.
544
00:25:50,683 --> 00:25:52,017
Don't worry, coach.
545
00:25:52,142 --> 00:25:54,478
When you're hot, you're hot.
546
00:26:03,487 --> 00:26:06,198
Are you saying you've been squiring
this young woman around town
547
00:26:06,281 --> 00:26:07,866
instead of working on my case?
548
00:26:08,075 --> 00:26:09,159
Your case?
549
00:26:09,284 --> 00:26:11,537
Your case, Higgins?
Not Robin Masters' case?
550
00:26:11,662 --> 00:26:12,955
What're you writing there?
551
00:26:13,038 --> 00:26:15,124
Stop trying to distract me
from your malfeasance.
552
00:26:15,457 --> 00:26:17,751
You can't be doing a
proper investigative job
553
00:26:17,835 --> 00:26:19,503
if you're entertaining some woman.
554
00:26:19,670 --> 00:26:22,381
Oh, but I can, Higgins.
In fact, your case is settled.
555
00:26:22,506 --> 00:26:25,759
Now, isn't this the next great
Robin Masters masterpiece?
556
00:26:28,095 --> 00:26:30,139
What do you mean the
case is settled? Already?
557
00:26:30,222 --> 00:26:32,474
Absolutely.
I can guarantee you
558
00:26:32,558 --> 00:26:37,146
that Chester Bixby will not pursue
his lawsuit against you or the estate.
559
00:26:37,354 --> 00:26:38,230
Why not?
560
00:26:38,439 --> 00:26:40,983
He's dead. He was run over
by a car this morning.
561
00:26:43,318 --> 00:26:46,405
Well, Magnum, I must say,
while I appreciate your enthusiasm,
562
00:26:46,488 --> 00:26:49,408
having him sign a release
would have been quite sufficient.
563
00:26:52,411 --> 00:26:53,412
Ha.
564
00:26:53,495 --> 00:26:55,414
That's a lot of garbage.
565
00:26:55,497 --> 00:26:59,793
T.C.: Ten square miles of it.
And I've hovered over every inch.
566
00:26:59,918 --> 00:27:01,378
Talk about smell.
567
00:27:01,526 --> 00:27:03,570
Hey. How high up
can you smell it?
568
00:27:03,672 --> 00:27:05,549
- What?
- 1,000 feet? 5,000 feet?
569
00:27:05,758 --> 00:27:07,092
What difference does that make?
570
00:27:07,176 --> 00:27:10,054
Well, you know, guys bet
on weird things sometimes.
571
00:27:10,345 --> 00:27:12,806
A little inside info can't hurt.
572
00:27:13,015 --> 00:27:14,183
[CHUCKLES]
573
00:27:14,266 --> 00:27:16,810
So, what do you think
about Joe Hatten, T.C.?
574
00:27:18,062 --> 00:27:19,480
He's okay.
575
00:27:19,772 --> 00:27:22,441
Kind of a loudmouth, likes to
talk about how much he's made
576
00:27:22,566 --> 00:27:24,818
and how well-connected
he is on the mainland.
577
00:27:24,902 --> 00:27:26,403
[T.C. CLEARS THROAT]
578
00:27:26,653 --> 00:27:29,823
But I think you're having a much
better time with his young lady friend.
579
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:32,242
Let me guess,
she's gorgeous, right?
580
00:27:32,451 --> 00:27:34,286
And friendly. Whoo!
581
00:27:34,536 --> 00:27:36,330
All right, now,
hold it right there.
582
00:27:36,413 --> 00:27:39,041
Rita is a client. We have a
purely professional relationship.
583
00:27:39,124 --> 00:27:40,667
Kind of like a
doctor and a patient.
584
00:27:40,876 --> 00:27:41,960
Right.
585
00:27:42,086 --> 00:27:44,046
"Come into my office,
my dear, and disrobe,
586
00:27:44,129 --> 00:27:45,422
and we'll discuss the case."
587
00:27:45,506 --> 00:27:47,716
That is...
That is not what I meant.
588
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:52,054
I mean, she's a sweet girl but
she's a little too intense for my taste.
589
00:27:52,304 --> 00:27:54,973
You know, I had to lie about having
an emergency dental appointment
590
00:27:55,140 --> 00:27:56,934
just to get this little break.
591
00:27:57,184 --> 00:27:59,520
Oh, I'd better go if I want
to get in a round of golf.
592
00:27:59,603 --> 00:28:02,272
Besides, Joe might want
to go up this afternoon.
593
00:28:02,689 --> 00:28:04,566
- See you.
- All right.
594
00:28:04,942 --> 00:28:08,612
That's not fair, Rick.
A client's a client. Period. So...
595
00:28:08,821 --> 00:28:10,656
- could you...
- I need...
596
00:28:11,824 --> 00:28:14,118
- Go ahead.
- No, no, no, you go first.
597
00:28:14,618 --> 00:28:15,869
All right.
598
00:28:16,078 --> 00:28:19,456
Look, Thomas, I need a favor, but you
got to promise me it's gonna be a secret.
599
00:28:19,665 --> 00:28:20,833
And what's the problem?
600
00:28:22,876 --> 00:28:23,961
Bugs.
601
00:28:25,003 --> 00:28:28,841
I found one the size of a St. Bernard
crawling across my face this morning.
602
00:28:29,049 --> 00:28:30,217
Yeah?
603
00:28:30,299 --> 00:28:33,262
Thomas, do you remember when
you borrowed that fumigation equipment
604
00:28:33,345 --> 00:28:34,680
to go undercover?
605
00:28:34,763 --> 00:28:36,223
You knew what you were
doing with that stuff, right?
606
00:28:36,473 --> 00:28:40,936
Well, sure, but why don't you just hire
a professional exterminator?
607
00:28:41,145 --> 00:28:42,813
What, are you kidding?
Don't you know what those guys do?
608
00:28:42,896 --> 00:28:45,399
They come in your house and they spray
a bunch of phony insecticide around,
609
00:28:45,482 --> 00:28:48,152
then they plant a whole bunch
of new bugs all over the place.
610
00:28:48,235 --> 00:28:51,238
Rick, why would they do that?
611
00:28:51,446 --> 00:28:53,448
Because they tell you
you have infestation
612
00:28:53,532 --> 00:28:55,742
and that it's gonna take
years of treatment to get rid of it
613
00:28:55,826 --> 00:28:57,494
and mucho loot.
614
00:28:57,703 --> 00:29:00,914
Come on, admit it, it's not
the money, it's the bugs!
615
00:29:01,248 --> 00:29:04,543
Well, uh, either way,
I mean... Hey, look,
616
00:29:04,626 --> 00:29:07,963
you're the only one I trust.
You got to do this for me, Thomas.
617
00:29:08,630 --> 00:29:10,257
Oh, boy.
618
00:29:10,883 --> 00:29:13,135
That's a pretty
messy job, and I'm...
619
00:29:13,260 --> 00:29:17,097
Oh, boy, I'm really very busy.
I got it.
620
00:29:18,015 --> 00:29:20,017
I might be able to squeeze it in
621
00:29:20,100 --> 00:29:22,936
if you could check out a
company named CBE Enterprises.
622
00:29:23,395 --> 00:29:26,231
I'm taking off like a toupee in a
hurricane. How soon can you spray?
623
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:27,566
How about later today?
624
00:29:27,649 --> 00:29:28,984
Oh, looks like you
got them here, too, look!
625
00:29:29,193 --> 00:29:30,611
[MAGNUM LAUGHING]
626
00:29:30,694 --> 00:29:32,196
Thomas!
627
00:29:34,239 --> 00:29:36,241
RITA: Do you really think
the Sunset Harbor Club
628
00:29:36,325 --> 00:29:37,659
is owned by mobsters?
629
00:29:37,784 --> 00:29:41,413
Well, Martha thinks so, and Rick
should be able to tell us for sure.
630
00:29:44,374 --> 00:29:45,542
Trust me.
631
00:29:45,751 --> 00:29:48,295
Don't you think approaching him
like this is a little weird?
632
00:29:48,503 --> 00:29:50,464
No. It'll be great.
He'll love it.
633
00:29:50,672 --> 00:29:52,758
See, Rick is really
afraid of bugs,
634
00:29:52,841 --> 00:29:55,385
and everybody knows that
fear makes things funnier.
635
00:29:55,594 --> 00:29:56,845
You just wait.
636
00:29:56,929 --> 00:29:59,139
[MAGNUM LAUGHING]
This'll be a scream.
637
00:29:59,473 --> 00:30:01,642
Come on, Rick, where'd you go?
638
00:30:01,725 --> 00:30:03,435
- Oh, my God!
- What?
639
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:05,854
I just realized why he's
not answering the door.
640
00:30:06,730 --> 00:30:09,107
The mobsters must've
found out we were onto them,
641
00:30:09,233 --> 00:30:12,110
and they came here to
shut Rick up. He's dead!
642
00:30:12,194 --> 00:30:13,612
That's ridiculous.
643
00:30:13,946 --> 00:30:15,739
He's probably out by the pool.
644
00:30:16,198 --> 00:30:17,449
RITA:
Yeah?
645
00:30:18,325 --> 00:30:20,285
You said Bixby was alive, too.
646
00:30:20,494 --> 00:30:23,247
I'm telling you, Rita,
he's not dead!
647
00:30:26,708 --> 00:30:27,960
Rick!
648
00:30:31,046 --> 00:30:32,130
Rick!
649
00:30:32,214 --> 00:30:34,716
Hey, hey, what's going on?
Get away from me!
650
00:30:35,968 --> 00:30:37,177
[SCREAMING]
651
00:30:37,719 --> 00:30:40,764
- Help! Jeez! What?
- Rick, Rick, it's me, Thomas!
652
00:30:40,806 --> 00:30:43,517
What are you? Some kind of nut?
What're you trying to do, Thomas?
653
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:45,686
- Save your life!
- You idiot!
654
00:30:52,818 --> 00:30:55,195
MAGNUM: It was just meant to be
a little joke, that's all.
655
00:30:55,279 --> 00:30:57,155
- It snowballed.
- I told him it was weird.
656
00:30:57,239 --> 00:30:59,491
- [MAGNUM LAUGHING]
- Weird, huh?
657
00:31:01,535 --> 00:31:03,161
Sick is more like it.
658
00:31:03,245 --> 00:31:04,496
Oh, sure.
659
00:31:04,621 --> 00:31:08,125
But it's perfectly normal to float
face down in a swimming pool.
660
00:31:08,208 --> 00:31:09,960
I had a date last night,
damn it!
661
00:31:10,043 --> 00:31:12,212
We went for a moonlight swim, and
she lost a charm off of her necklace,
662
00:31:12,296 --> 00:31:13,714
and I was trying
to find it, okay?
663
00:31:13,797 --> 00:31:15,007
Fine, fine.
664
00:31:15,090 --> 00:31:17,426
A moonlight swim,
see, that's really romantic.
665
00:31:17,634 --> 00:31:18,802
Did you go skinny dipping?
666
00:31:20,595 --> 00:31:22,556
What about CBE Enterprises?
667
00:31:22,681 --> 00:31:24,683
Why should I tell you
anything that I learned?
668
00:31:24,766 --> 00:31:27,853
Rick, Thomas jumped in
to save you because he cared.
669
00:31:27,936 --> 00:31:29,021
Yeah.
670
00:31:29,313 --> 00:31:32,190
Well, your source was right.
671
00:31:32,733 --> 00:31:37,654
The real owner of CBE and the
Sunset Harbor Club is Serge Burgos.
672
00:31:38,613 --> 00:31:40,198
Serge Burgos?
673
00:31:41,616 --> 00:31:43,577
Wait a minute, is this a
payback for the bug mask?
674
00:31:43,660 --> 00:31:46,830
Hey, Thomas, I don't kid around
about members of organized crime.
675
00:31:46,955 --> 00:31:49,416
And all my sources
gave me the same advice.
676
00:31:49,583 --> 00:31:52,961
Stay away from this guy because
he kills people for the fun of it.
677
00:31:54,171 --> 00:31:56,548
So, what's next?
678
00:31:59,343 --> 00:32:02,554
I think it's very unprofessional of you
to stop our investigation early.
679
00:32:02,637 --> 00:32:04,348
Rita, you heard what Rick said,
680
00:32:04,431 --> 00:32:07,351
Serge Burgos is a
career criminal, a mobster.
681
00:32:07,434 --> 00:32:09,728
See, that's all the more reason
that he should be caught.
682
00:32:09,811 --> 00:32:12,773
Well, not by us.
By the police, maybe.
683
00:32:12,898 --> 00:32:14,191
What are we gonna tell them?
684
00:32:14,274 --> 00:32:16,735
We don't even know why
Burgos killed Chester Bixby.
685
00:32:16,943 --> 00:32:19,279
Yes, we do.
We do, maybe.
686
00:32:19,363 --> 00:32:21,740
I think Burgos is using
the Sunset Harbor Club
687
00:32:21,823 --> 00:32:25,285
for some sort of illegal activity,
drug distribution, probably,
688
00:32:25,369 --> 00:32:27,329
and that's why he doesn't
want to reveal his ownership.
689
00:32:27,537 --> 00:32:29,122
What's this have
to do with Bixby?
690
00:32:29,331 --> 00:32:32,042
Bixby took the phony fall at
the club. He threatened to sue.
691
00:32:32,118 --> 00:32:34,371
The courts would've found
out that Burgos was the owner,
692
00:32:34,461 --> 00:32:37,005
- So...
- So he killed him for that?
693
00:32:37,172 --> 00:32:40,634
Because he happened to pull his
little scam in the wrong men's room?
694
00:32:40,926 --> 00:32:43,261
Gee, this guy plays rough.
695
00:32:43,470 --> 00:32:45,764
That's what I've been
trying to tell you.
696
00:32:46,223 --> 00:32:47,391
It's over.
697
00:32:47,474 --> 00:32:48,934
End of lesson.
698
00:32:49,184 --> 00:32:51,395
Okay, okay, okay.
699
00:32:53,980 --> 00:32:57,067
Would you just do
one more favor for me?
700
00:32:57,692 --> 00:32:59,027
What, Rita?
701
00:33:00,612 --> 00:33:02,447
Tell me the truth, Thomas.
702
00:33:02,531 --> 00:33:04,533
You're not really
giving up on this case,
703
00:33:04,658 --> 00:33:06,410
you're just saying
that to get rid of me.
704
00:33:06,493 --> 00:33:07,869
That's not true.
705
00:33:07,953 --> 00:33:11,164
I mean, these last two days have
been the most thrilling of my life.
706
00:33:11,289 --> 00:33:13,333
And it's not just because
of the detective work.
707
00:33:13,417 --> 00:33:15,168
It's because of being with you.
708
00:33:15,252 --> 00:33:16,920
Well, that's nice of you...
709
00:33:18,505 --> 00:33:19,923
JOE:
Rita!
710
00:33:21,049 --> 00:33:22,426
What the hell is this?
711
00:33:22,509 --> 00:33:24,094
Joe, it's not what
it looks like.
712
00:33:24,219 --> 00:33:25,637
Oh, it's not?
713
00:33:25,804 --> 00:33:28,223
Well, it looks like you're
trying to inhale my fiancé.
714
00:33:28,432 --> 00:33:30,934
Oh, please, Joe, please,
it was just a little kiss.
715
00:33:31,017 --> 00:33:32,227
Don't make a federal case...
716
00:33:32,394 --> 00:33:34,813
I'll make any damn thing
I want out of it!
717
00:33:34,938 --> 00:33:37,524
I know a lot of big people
in this town, Magnum.
718
00:33:37,607 --> 00:33:40,193
People who could give
you major problems.
719
00:33:40,290 --> 00:33:42,292
And of course,
there's Bart here.
720
00:33:42,529 --> 00:33:44,489
There's nothing going
on between Rita and me.
721
00:33:44,573 --> 00:33:46,741
You got that right,
'cause you're out of here.
722
00:33:46,825 --> 00:33:48,160
You're fired.
723
00:33:48,368 --> 00:33:50,871
- Joe, no!
- No that... It's okay.
724
00:33:50,954 --> 00:33:52,956
It's really the best solution,
believe me.
725
00:33:53,123 --> 00:33:54,875
- Thomas...
- I'm sorry, Joe.
726
00:33:55,792 --> 00:33:57,127
Bye, Rita.
727
00:34:05,382 --> 00:34:06,887
MAGNUM:
I know what you're thinking.
728
00:34:07,137 --> 00:34:09,890
If I had planned just to
tell the police my suspicions
729
00:34:09,973 --> 00:34:11,558
and forget about this case,
730
00:34:11,641 --> 00:34:15,437
why was I wasting the day watching
Serge Burgos cultivate skin cancer?
731
00:34:15,562 --> 00:34:17,105
I'll tell you why.
732
00:34:17,272 --> 00:34:18,356
Don Wagner.
733
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:20,150
When I was thirteen years old,
734
00:34:20,233 --> 00:34:23,445
I played Don Wagner in
the city tennis tournament.
735
00:34:23,528 --> 00:34:25,447
He took private lessons
at the country club,
736
00:34:25,530 --> 00:34:27,407
and I just picked up
the game in the park.
737
00:34:27,616 --> 00:34:30,494
He made fun of my ground strokes
while we were warming up,
738
00:34:30,577 --> 00:34:32,787
and I knew I had to beat him.
739
00:34:33,622 --> 00:34:35,790
So, I ran and dived and deked
740
00:34:35,874 --> 00:34:38,919
and made impossibly
lucky shots until I won.
741
00:34:40,712 --> 00:34:45,509
Last night I realized I'd become the
Don Wagner of private investigators.
742
00:34:45,634 --> 00:34:47,594
Smug, complacent.
743
00:34:47,677 --> 00:34:49,429
Rita was running and diving
744
00:34:49,513 --> 00:34:52,557
and making impossibly lucky
connections to build this case.
745
00:34:52,724 --> 00:34:54,684
I needed to get back
on her side of the net,
746
00:34:54,768 --> 00:34:56,853
to try to close
out the set for her.
747
00:34:56,937 --> 00:35:00,649
Of course, the ideal thing would be to
connect Burgos to the hit-and-run car,
748
00:35:00,857 --> 00:35:03,151
but I knew that was
pretty far-fetched.
749
00:35:27,411 --> 00:35:30,637
So, I was probably wasting
my time on a long shot,
750
00:35:30,762 --> 00:35:32,931
but Rita deserved a couple
of days of my time.
751
00:35:33,765 --> 00:35:36,851
Besides, her long
shots usually hit.
752
00:36:22,647 --> 00:36:23,898
Rick!
753
00:36:26,484 --> 00:36:27,777
What are you doing here?
754
00:36:27,861 --> 00:36:30,322
You're gonna owe me two more
fumigations for this little favor.
755
00:36:30,405 --> 00:36:31,364
What?
756
00:36:31,615 --> 00:36:33,533
What do you think, it's easy to
get good body mike equipment
757
00:36:33,617 --> 00:36:34,784
at such short notice?
758
00:36:34,868 --> 00:36:35,910
Body mike?
759
00:36:35,994 --> 00:36:38,163
Very smart of you to have
Rita talk me into it.
760
00:36:38,246 --> 00:36:41,291
At least you could have told me that
her boyfriend was that mobster's buddy.
761
00:36:41,499 --> 00:36:43,126
Thomas, I might have said
something in front of her.
762
00:36:43,209 --> 00:36:44,586
Joe and Burgos are friends?
763
00:36:44,836 --> 00:36:45,962
I know that now.
764
00:36:46,046 --> 00:36:48,590
But I'm not so sure I should have let
her wear that wire to dinner with Burgos.
765
00:36:48,673 --> 00:36:50,383
She's wearing a wire?
Right now?
766
00:36:50,550 --> 00:36:52,886
- I do nice work, I mean...
- Of all the stupid...
767
00:36:52,969 --> 00:36:55,013
You should have asked me first!
768
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:59,142
Well, you might have
said you're welcome!
769
00:37:09,794 --> 00:37:12,155
MAGNUM: There's one major
drawback to running and diving
770
00:37:12,238 --> 00:37:15,283
and going full tilt at
a criminal investigation.
771
00:37:15,659 --> 00:37:17,786
Sometimes the thrill
of the chase
772
00:37:17,911 --> 00:37:20,747
leads to a reckless disregard
for your own welfare.
773
00:37:20,872 --> 00:37:22,457
Partly because of me,
774
00:37:22,540 --> 00:37:24,584
Rita was crossing that line.
775
00:37:27,212 --> 00:37:29,297
SERGE [OVER WIRE]:
Here's our table, right over here.
776
00:37:29,506 --> 00:37:31,424
Hold it, Joe.
Where's your couth?
777
00:37:31,508 --> 00:37:34,094
It's supposed to be
boy-girl-boy-girl.
778
00:37:37,555 --> 00:37:39,724
JOE: ...and this city councilman
was crucifying me
779
00:37:39,808 --> 00:37:42,686
because he said my trucks made
too much noise in the early morning.
780
00:37:42,867 --> 00:37:44,187
So, what did you do?
781
00:37:44,270 --> 00:37:46,815
That night I dumped six
truckloads on his front lawn,
782
00:37:46,940 --> 00:37:49,317
and he slept through
it like a baby.
783
00:37:53,645 --> 00:37:57,283
RITA: Joe, I want to hear
everything Mr. Burgos has to say.
784
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:12,882
[LAUGHING]
785
00:38:12,966 --> 00:38:15,677
Joe tells me you own
some real estate, Mr. Burgos.
786
00:38:15,802 --> 00:38:17,429
Do you own any nightclubs?
787
00:38:17,595 --> 00:38:18,722
No.
788
00:38:18,847 --> 00:38:20,515
Shopping centers, mainly.
789
00:38:20,598 --> 00:38:22,058
Why do you ask?
790
00:38:22,267 --> 00:38:24,894
Oh, no reason.
I like nightclubs.
791
00:38:25,061 --> 00:38:26,146
I think they're fun.
792
00:38:26,229 --> 00:38:27,897
- BODYGUARD: Hey!
- No, excuse me, excuse me.
793
00:38:27,981 --> 00:38:29,315
JOE:
What're you doing here?
794
00:38:29,399 --> 00:38:30,859
I don't mean to
interrupt your dinner,
795
00:38:31,067 --> 00:38:33,403
I just need to speak
to Rita for just a minute.
796
00:38:33,570 --> 00:38:34,571
About what?
797
00:38:37,073 --> 00:38:40,034
About that surprise that
I was arranging for Joe.
798
00:38:40,285 --> 00:38:42,871
Oh, that. Well, um,
I cancelled that.
799
00:38:42,954 --> 00:38:44,164
I thought of something else.
800
00:38:44,330 --> 00:38:46,541
Uh, that's not a very
wise decision, Rita.
801
00:38:47,208 --> 00:38:49,627
You heard her,
Magnum, clear out.
802
00:38:49,878 --> 00:38:51,755
I really think you
should reconsider, Rita.
803
00:38:52,881 --> 00:38:54,924
All right, uh,
you've had your say.
804
00:38:55,008 --> 00:38:57,886
Please leave quietly,
or I'll have you removed.
805
00:39:06,770 --> 00:39:09,397
- What's his story?
- Name's Magnum.
806
00:39:09,481 --> 00:39:12,859
Just some bozo P.I. I hired
to entertain Rita.
807
00:39:12,942 --> 00:39:14,319
That's private investigator.
808
00:39:14,402 --> 00:39:15,570
A P.I, huh?
809
00:39:15,737 --> 00:39:17,864
You sure that was a good idea?
810
00:39:18,072 --> 00:39:19,949
I'm sure it was a terrible idea.
811
00:39:20,158 --> 00:39:22,285
He takes her on this
simple little tail job,
812
00:39:22,452 --> 00:39:25,121
and the guy they're shadowing gets
run down at some shopping center.
813
00:39:25,413 --> 00:39:29,042
Yeah, poor old Mr. Johnson,
and 84 years old.
814
00:39:29,125 --> 00:39:31,669
What're you babbling about?
He was younger than that.
815
00:39:31,753 --> 00:39:34,798
Name was Pixley or Benchley,
something like that.
816
00:39:35,423 --> 00:39:38,802
You know, I just realized
I do have to talk to Thomas.
817
00:39:38,885 --> 00:39:40,386
Like hell you do!
818
00:39:40,553 --> 00:39:42,972
Joe, let go of me
or I'll drown you.
819
00:39:43,681 --> 00:39:45,892
You're a real bimbo,
you know that?
820
00:39:56,736 --> 00:39:58,363
[HONKING]
821
00:40:00,323 --> 00:40:02,408
Thomas, Joe told Burgos
about the case!
822
00:40:02,492 --> 00:40:04,327
I heard. Let's go!
823
00:40:11,751 --> 00:40:13,419
They have to be taken care of.
824
00:40:13,795 --> 00:40:15,797
- Both of them.
- Hey, it's out of my hands!
825
00:40:27,433 --> 00:40:28,935
[TIRES SCREECHING]
826
00:40:32,397 --> 00:40:33,648
This is great!
827
00:40:33,773 --> 00:40:34,858
[GUN FIRES]
828
00:40:35,567 --> 00:40:38,236
Well, come on, let's shoot back.
Where's your gun?
829
00:40:38,319 --> 00:40:39,737
Where's yours?
830
00:40:39,821 --> 00:40:43,658
Yeah, right. A concealed weapon in
this dress? You've got to be kidding!
831
00:40:44,133 --> 00:40:46,536
- Where is it?
- At the estate.
832
00:40:53,209 --> 00:40:54,377
[GUN FIRES]
833
00:40:55,086 --> 00:40:56,254
No gun?
834
00:40:56,713 --> 00:40:58,506
A detective with no gun?
835
00:40:58,631 --> 00:41:00,508
It's private investigator!
836
00:41:24,866 --> 00:41:26,159
[TIRE POPS]
837
00:41:48,264 --> 00:41:50,308
Come on, find them!
Find them!
838
00:42:38,856 --> 00:42:40,024
[HONKING]
839
00:42:43,027 --> 00:42:43,945
JOE:
Rita!
840
00:42:45,029 --> 00:42:46,656
Rita! Jump!
841
00:42:46,739 --> 00:42:50,410
I ain't talking to you, Joe Hatten,
till you take back calling me a bimbo.
842
00:42:50,493 --> 00:42:52,036
He didn't mean it!
843
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:53,746
JOE:
Rita, jump!
844
00:42:55,540 --> 00:42:58,751
All right, I'm sorry I called
you a bimbo. Jump, damn it!
845
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:01,379
Oh, that truck's
full of garbage.
846
00:43:01,671 --> 00:43:03,339
[RITA EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST]
847
00:43:03,464 --> 00:43:04,841
Rita, they got guns.
848
00:43:04,924 --> 00:43:06,509
[GUN FIRES]
849
00:43:07,093 --> 00:43:08,428
Let's go!
850
00:43:11,556 --> 00:43:12,765
Go!
851
00:43:27,947 --> 00:43:30,616
JOE: It's the same song
whenever I come to a new city.
852
00:43:30,908 --> 00:43:32,994
There's always
a guy like Burgos.
853
00:43:33,119 --> 00:43:35,288
I have to wine and dine him,
and then pay him off
854
00:43:35,371 --> 00:43:38,249
so I don't have trouble with
my equipment or the unions.
855
00:43:38,332 --> 00:43:40,334
It's outrageous to have
to deal with such men.
856
00:43:40,460 --> 00:43:42,211
Hey, that's the business.
857
00:43:42,420 --> 00:43:45,840
But I did sort of enjoy seeing
Burgos draw some hard time.
858
00:43:46,507 --> 00:43:50,595
You know, Higgins, Magnum's
got himself one sweet layout here.
859
00:43:50,713 --> 00:43:52,972
You must enjoy working for him.
860
00:43:55,767 --> 00:43:57,685
It's an experience.
861
00:43:58,394 --> 00:44:01,064
As you can see, Mr. Magnum
takes an inordinate
862
00:44:01,147 --> 00:44:05,443
pride in his dedication
to the horticultural arts.
863
00:44:05,526 --> 00:44:06,861
Yeah.
864
00:44:07,028 --> 00:44:10,364
If he ever wants to sell
this'd make a hell of a landfill.
865
00:44:15,119 --> 00:44:17,371
[DOGS GROWLING]
866
00:44:19,165 --> 00:44:20,541
[DOGS STOP GROWLING]
867
00:44:21,167 --> 00:44:22,919
I think not.
868
00:44:26,297 --> 00:44:28,800
You know, Thomas,
before all this,
869
00:44:28,883 --> 00:44:32,428
the biggest accomplishment in
my life was carrying a tray of drinks
870
00:44:32,512 --> 00:44:36,682
across a bar while being propositioned
once and pinched three times.
871
00:44:37,058 --> 00:44:39,393
I wasn't half bad with
this detective stuff, was I?
872
00:44:39,519 --> 00:44:41,437
Oh, you were much
better than that.
873
00:44:41,562 --> 00:44:43,189
All you needed was
874
00:44:43,439 --> 00:44:45,024
a little push.
875
00:44:45,233 --> 00:44:47,693
I'm not gonna forget that.
876
00:44:47,902 --> 00:44:49,904
I'm not gonna forget any of it.
877
00:44:51,322 --> 00:44:55,493
You know, Thomas, you're the first guy
I ever met who treated me nice
878
00:44:56,244 --> 00:44:58,704
and didn't ask for
anything in return.
879
00:45:00,123 --> 00:45:01,374
Thank you.
880
00:45:03,501 --> 00:45:04,961
JOE:
Rita!
881
00:45:06,170 --> 00:45:07,755
What do you think you're doing?
882
00:45:07,839 --> 00:45:10,091
Oh, Joe, I'm sorry.
It was just that I felt...
883
00:45:10,675 --> 00:45:13,803
Joe, you're treating me like
a child again. I'm a person.
884
00:45:13,886 --> 00:45:15,263
I'm an adult human being.
885
00:45:15,471 --> 00:45:16,806
Now, you want me
to stay with you,
886
00:45:16,889 --> 00:45:18,349
you start treating me
like an adult.
887
00:45:20,101 --> 00:45:21,853
Otherwise, I'm coming back here
888
00:45:22,019 --> 00:45:23,980
and I'm gonna become
partners with Thomas.
889
00:45:25,273 --> 00:45:26,774
She's right, Joe.
890
00:45:26,858 --> 00:45:30,069
We made quite a team.
Rita's got great potential.
891
00:45:30,862 --> 00:45:34,490
Don't give me that.
Do I look stupid or something?
892
00:45:37,076 --> 00:45:39,287
This next case should
be a good one, Rita.
893
00:45:39,370 --> 00:45:42,081
It seems our client
believes a famous author
894
00:45:42,290 --> 00:45:45,668
is having all his books
ghost-written by a family servant.
895
00:45:48,588 --> 00:45:50,214
[DOGS GROWLING]