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How did Princess Kahiwalani die?
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Some say it was suicide.
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I saw her yesterday
at Pali-Uli's funeral.
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She is obsessed with the
idea that she is the princess,
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come back to life.
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RICK: I don't think you're supposed
to go into dead people's houses.
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[CHANTING IN HAWAIIAN]
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[MAN SINGING IN HAWAIIAN]
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MAN:
You, my beloved,
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are precious to me.
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Precious as that rare blossom.
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The soft falling rain
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comes to that flower as a lover,
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as I now come to you.
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[RESUMES SINGING IN HAWAIIAN]
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Thought you were supposed
to be helping with the pageant.
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You know, T.C.,
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here we are, living in paradise.
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I mean, look around you.
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This place is incredible.
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And somehow, you get
in your day-to-day routine,
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and you really do forget
to stop to smell the flowers.
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You know what I mean?
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Yeah, well, I wouldn't
let Higgins catch you
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smelling the flowers
for too long.
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MAN:
There you are,
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waiting for me.
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Come, be with me.
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In the cooling rain,
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I breathe.
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[ALL CHANTING IN HAWAIIAN]
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- Jonathan?
- Just a moment, Agatha.
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I've just received a
telephone call from Mr. Kaimi.
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- The Queen...
- No, no, no!
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Stage left!
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Stage left! If you exit stage right,
you'll collide with
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the missionaries.
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Whoa, whoa. Okay, gang,
let's make that exit stage left.
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Hey, Higgins!
I got it all rigged.
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This baby is all set to go.
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Fire-and-brimstone,
right on cue.
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It's gonna be
the hit of the show.
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- Fire?
- Well, not real fire, Higgins.
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I mean, it will be confetti.
But we'll have real smoke.
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But in all honesty, I think
just a few flashing lights
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and some colored gel would...
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Oh, come on, are you kidding, Higgins?
This is the opening number.
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We need something
to catch their attention.
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He's right, you know.
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- William.
- Jonathan.
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I mean, what's a volcano without
fire and smoke? Just watch.
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Jonathan, about the phone call.
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[RUMBLING]
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[AIR HISSING]
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Yeah, that'll catch
their attention, all right.
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I can't understand
what went wrong.
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They always say a bad dress
rehearsal ensures a perfect opening night.
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Come on, let's go and
take a look at little Kilauea,
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and see if we can figure out
where you went wrong.
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This check from the Downtown
Merchants' Association
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should cover the cost
of costumes and lights,
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and maybe even a better volcano.
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All of us in the Historical
Society are very grateful.
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Ah, forget it. I enjoy separating the
rich and famous from their checkbooks.
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Especially for a good cause.
You save me a front row seat.
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- Certainly.
- Okay.
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What is it, Agatha?
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Oh, Mr. Kaimi from Queen
Emma Summer Palace called.
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They're about to close, and he
wondered if you were still coming by
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for the historical artifacts they
agreed to loan for the exhibit.
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If I am still coming?
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[CAR SPEEDING]
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I take it that it was
Mr. Magnum's responsibility.
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I'll call Mr. Kaimi back.
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MAGNUM:
I'll never forget the date.
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October 4, 1956.
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I was late to my
first saxophone lesson.
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It was bound to happen.
I was always cutting it close:
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to baseball practice,
to Boy Scouts, to school.
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It was a character trait
my mom said
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came from her side
of the family.
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The Sullivan side.
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That was the side
that always hated to be late,
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but hated even worse
being early.
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It was also the side
of the family
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that never knew how to say no
to a request from a friend.
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And never quite felt
comfortable saying yes, either.
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But once they've said yes,
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nothing would ever stop them
from doing the job.
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Nothing would ever take their
attention away from the task at hand.
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[PRIEST INCANTING IN HAWAIIAN]
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[PEOPLE HUMMING SOFTLY]
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MAGNUM: My mom never
could explain to me
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why certain things seemed
to jump out of nowhere
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and grab the
Sullivan imagination.
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Neither could I.
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I just knew they did.
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And, I also knew, sometimes
it was best to let them go.
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WOMAN: [WHISPERING]
Thomas!
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KAIMI: I'm afraid I'll have
to ask you to leave.
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Visiting hours are over.
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Oh! No, I'm...
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Mr., uh, Kaimi?
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Who are you?
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Oh, I'm Thomas Magnum.
I'm here to pick up...
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Oh, yes.
Mr. Higgins' delivery man.
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I have the items all packed up
for you right in here.
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Mr. Magnum?
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Who...
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Who was that woman
in the garden?
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Just now, there was
a woman out there.
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The same woman
that's in that picture.
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There was no woman
in the garden.
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Uh, I saw her.
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Optical illusion, Mr. Magnum.
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The afternoon sun often
creates shadows that...
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This was no shadow.
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The museum is closed.
The garden is closed.
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And there is no exit, except
through the house, past us.
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Now, please tell Mr. Higgins we will
arrange to have the artifacts picked up
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the day after
the pageant and exhibit.
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"...along the beach, men
and women, lads and lasses
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were returning from
the bath in bright raiment,
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red and blue and green,
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such as we delighted to see in the
colored little pictures of our childhood,
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and presently, the sun
had cleared the eastern hill
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and the glow of the day
was over all."
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Excellent, Agatha.
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Do you really think so?
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I believe we should give
you the place of honor,
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right at the end.
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Thank you.
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Here you are, Higgins.
Safe and sound, in plenty of time.
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You can't leave until I
make sure everything is here.
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I also have some
selections from Mark Twain,
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if you think they'd
be appropriate.
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It's all there.
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Okay, we've got it this time.
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RICK: Higgins, get ready for the
opening number of all opening numbers.
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Who is this?
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That's the Princess Kahiwalani.
Descended from a chiefly line.
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She died tragically in 1910.
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[EXPLOSION]
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[GIRLS EXCLAIMING]
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T.C.: I don't know
what happened. Uh...
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What do you mean,
you don't know what happened?
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I followed your directions!
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And look what they got us, T.C.!
I'm through listening to you.
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Obviously, you know less
about this than I do.
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[SIGHS]
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MAGNUM: I know what you're thinking,
and you're right.
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There had to be a
reasonable explanation
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for my stopping at a funeral
for someone I had never met.
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And there had to be
a logical explanation
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for being drawn to a woman
who I had never seen before.
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And who, according
to Higgins, at least,
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died nearly 80 years ago.
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There had to be a logical,
reasonable explanation.
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I just didn't know what it was.
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- HIGGINS: Magnum!
- Ah!
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There you are.
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This package arrived
for you early this morning.
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Naturally, I assumed it was some sort of
manufacturer's product sample giveaway
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before I noticed
the return address.
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Why would Pali-Uli Keahikapu
be sending you a package?
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I don't know.
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Who is Pali-Uli Keahikapu?
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Pali-Uli Keahikapu was
maid servant to Kahiwalani
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before the princess' sudden
and unexpected demise.
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A fact I'm sure
you read for yourself
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in yesterday
afternoon's newspaper.
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Actually, I didn't have a
chance to read the paper...
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How odd.
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An American Navy lieutenant's
uniform from the turn of the century,
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- identifiable primarily from...
- I know, Higgins.
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I was wearing it.
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I beg your pardon?
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Nothing.
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Never mind.
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How did Princess Kahiwalani die?
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In a fire.
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Some say it was suicide.
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[SIGHS]
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I saw her.
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This woman that you
say is Princess Kahiwalani
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I saw her yesterday
at Pali-Uli's funeral.
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I never said this was
Princess Kahiwalani.
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Of course, I see some
slight resemblance, but...
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That photograph
I showed you yesterday,
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you said she was
Princess Kahiwalani.
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The woman in that photo, yes.
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But this is not the same woman.
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This appears to be a photograph
of you and a young lady,
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who looks somewhat
like the princess.
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Magnum, I know what you're doing,
and it's not going to work!
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Obviously, this is one of
your clever little practical jokes
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designed to unnerve me
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before the Gala Anglo-Hawaiian
Historical Society Pageant this week.
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However, I have
everything under control,
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and nothing could
disconcert me now.
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[EXPLOSION]
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Oh, my God!
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Hi, Mom. It's me.
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We seem to be talking to each
other's machines a lot lately.
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I just wanted to talk to you
about family history.
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It's nothing important.
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I love you.
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Hello again.
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How did you get in here?
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Well, I'm glad you asked,
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because it seems there is a
way into and out of the garden.
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I'd be happy to show you
for future reference,
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in case you don't
already know where it is,
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which I think you do.
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You seem to know an awful
lot about Hawaiian history.
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How many of these little
things have you published?
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Three? Four?
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What is it you want?
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Oh! I want to know
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who that woman was
out in the garden yesterday,
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and I want to know why
you lied to me about it.
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I have a theory.
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One that I didn't find in one
of your little books, there.
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Would you like to hear it?
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Well, I figure...
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Course, now, this is just conjecture
based on rumor and gossip,
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but I figure maybe she's the
granddaughter of Princess Kahiwalani.
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That's ridiculous!
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Well, it's just a theory.
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Like I said, it probably couldn't
be true, because if it were,
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somebody like you, with all
your publishing experience,
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would probably write
a little book about it
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and become rich and famous.
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That would be big news,
wouldn't it?
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I'm afraid I'm going
to have to ask you...
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To leave.
I'm leaving!
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I just wanted to hear what
you thought about my theory
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before I gave it to the press.
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You'd be making a big mistake.
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Yeah.
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All right, all right.
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The girl was here yesterday.
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And she does bear
a slight resemblance
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to Princess Kahiwalani.
Very slight.
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As a matter of fact, I was
startled when I saw you.
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You look a bit like...
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Like who?
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It doesn't matter.
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Like an American Navy
lieutenant, maybe?
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Someone who was very
close to Princess Kahiwalani?
251
00:21:29,130 --> 00:21:30,464
None of that matters.
252
00:21:30,548 --> 00:21:32,550
The point is, she is a
confused, neurotic girl
253
00:21:32,633 --> 00:21:35,010
who desperately wants to
believe that she's royalty.
254
00:21:35,177 --> 00:21:37,972
Well, I think I'd like
to decide that for myself.
255
00:21:38,180 --> 00:21:40,474
She thinks she is Kahiwalani!
256
00:21:47,356 --> 00:21:48,983
I have to warn you.
257
00:21:49,108 --> 00:21:52,486
She can be very convincing.
Most schizophrenics are.
258
00:22:24,935 --> 00:22:26,812
Easy. It's okay.
259
00:22:30,620 --> 00:22:31,954
Wait...
260
00:22:32,318 --> 00:22:33,903
Don't run away.
261
00:22:34,945 --> 00:22:36,947
I have to talk to you.
262
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:40,868
Who sent you here?
263
00:22:41,994 --> 00:22:43,537
Nobody.
264
00:22:43,788 --> 00:22:45,331
Did my husband tell you...
265
00:22:46,290 --> 00:22:47,875
No.
266
00:22:49,293 --> 00:22:51,754
I have something that
267
00:22:52,254 --> 00:22:54,256
I think belongs to you.
268
00:22:56,509 --> 00:22:58,677
Princess Kahiwalani's locket.
269
00:22:58,761 --> 00:23:00,095
Where did you get it?
270
00:23:00,387 --> 00:23:02,389
It was sent to me
271
00:23:03,808 --> 00:23:07,102
by Pali-Uli Keahikapu.
272
00:23:09,021 --> 00:23:11,190
Why does everyone think I...
273
00:23:11,315 --> 00:23:12,817
What?
274
00:23:13,526 --> 00:23:17,530
If you're looking for a donation,
we already gave.
275
00:23:20,157 --> 00:23:22,451
You're bothering my wife.
276
00:23:22,785 --> 00:23:25,663
I just wanted to ask her
a few questions.
277
00:23:26,872 --> 00:23:29,917
I suggest you leave
before I call the police.
278
00:23:45,057 --> 00:23:47,518
MAGNUM: The Magnum side of me
was saying, loud and clear,
279
00:23:47,643 --> 00:23:50,312
"Stay out of something that
isn't any of your business."
280
00:23:50,437 --> 00:23:54,859
But the Sullivan side kept me wondering
why Victoria seemed so frightened.
281
00:24:07,371 --> 00:24:09,456
Oh, hey, I'm really
sorry about this.
282
00:24:09,540 --> 00:24:11,333
I'm having a little problem
with my steering mechanism.
283
00:24:11,584 --> 00:24:13,377
Isn't that right, Dick?
Anyway, are you okay?
284
00:24:13,460 --> 00:24:14,628
Yeah I think so.
285
00:24:14,837 --> 00:24:15,963
Well that's good.
286
00:24:16,088 --> 00:24:17,882
Because the only reason
we pulled you over like that
287
00:24:17,965 --> 00:24:19,758
is, um, I have to deliver
something here.
288
00:24:51,749 --> 00:24:54,543
HIGGINS: That's very good.
Very authentic.
289
00:24:54,752 --> 00:24:57,546
One could almost believe you
were in an actual altercation.
290
00:24:57,796 --> 00:24:59,798
I was in an altercation.
291
00:25:00,007 --> 00:25:01,425
Oh, incidentally,
your mother called.
292
00:25:01,508 --> 00:25:04,094
She said you wanted to ask her
some question about family history.
293
00:25:04,345 --> 00:25:05,888
Yeah. Well...
294
00:25:06,013 --> 00:25:08,724
I suppose you believe you had a
great-uncle who sailed the South Pacific
295
00:25:08,807 --> 00:25:10,517
and managed to get
his picture into a locket
296
00:25:10,601 --> 00:25:12,645
which would someday find
its way into your possession.
297
00:25:15,481 --> 00:25:18,067
Is that really
so completely far-fetched?
298
00:25:18,317 --> 00:25:19,735
Yes.
299
00:25:22,112 --> 00:25:24,239
Is this all you got
on Hawaiian history?
300
00:25:24,365 --> 00:25:26,742
I would think that all these
volumes would be sufficient
301
00:25:26,867 --> 00:25:28,327
to find whatever it is
you're looking for.
302
00:25:28,452 --> 00:25:29,870
- What's that?
- What's what?
303
00:25:29,954 --> 00:25:31,288
That book there.
The book you were hiding.
304
00:25:31,372 --> 00:25:33,248
- I'm not hiding anything.
- Aha.
305
00:25:33,374 --> 00:25:34,959
You were hiding it.
306
00:25:35,084 --> 00:25:36,961
Don't be ridiculous.
Why on earth would I hide...
307
00:25:37,044 --> 00:25:38,504
Gladys Shimpel's book!
308
00:25:38,587 --> 00:25:41,256
Why, Higgins? Why?
309
00:25:41,340 --> 00:25:43,759
Because it's Gladys Shimpel's book,
that's why!
310
00:25:43,884 --> 00:25:47,429
You expect me to believe that
you've even heard of Gladys Shimpel?
311
00:25:47,513 --> 00:25:49,431
The Islands' foremost
expert on Hawaiian history.
312
00:25:49,515 --> 00:25:51,350
Are you kidding? Everyone's
heard of Gladys Shimpel.
313
00:25:51,433 --> 00:25:55,354
And Gladys Shimpel's theory of
Princess Kahiwalani was never proved.
314
00:25:55,562 --> 00:25:57,815
You knew about this.
That's why you were hiding it.
315
00:25:57,858 --> 00:26:00,484
And just because it lends some
credence to your ridiculous theory...
316
00:26:00,567 --> 00:26:02,987
But isn't it possible we're right,
me and Gladys?
317
00:26:03,112 --> 00:26:04,989
It was all conjecture and rumor.
318
00:26:05,155 --> 00:26:06,323
But possible,
319
00:26:06,407 --> 00:26:07,700
just possible,
320
00:26:07,783 --> 00:26:10,828
that Princess Kahiwalani had a son
the year she spent in England,
321
00:26:10,953 --> 00:26:13,247
the result of a romance with
an American Navy lieutenant.
322
00:26:13,414 --> 00:26:14,873
That's all well and good,
Magnum,
323
00:26:14,957 --> 00:26:17,292
but even if it were true,
even if,
324
00:26:17,501 --> 00:26:19,336
you're saying that this man,
William Keyes,
325
00:26:19,420 --> 00:26:21,630
kept his wife's identity
secret for years,
326
00:26:21,714 --> 00:26:23,465
and then sent two thugs
to beat you up
327
00:26:23,549 --> 00:26:25,467
when you began to get
too close to his secret.
328
00:26:25,551 --> 00:26:27,136
- Well?
- Well, it's absurd.
329
00:26:27,344 --> 00:26:29,054
William Keyes
is a prominent citizen
330
00:26:29,179 --> 00:26:31,140
well known for his
philanthropic acts.
331
00:26:31,265 --> 00:26:34,018
Why would he suddenly start
behaving like a common criminal?
332
00:26:34,268 --> 00:26:36,061
I don't know, Higgins.
333
00:26:36,437 --> 00:26:38,731
But I intend to find out.
334
00:26:44,361 --> 00:26:46,697
RICK: Listen, Thomas,
I have about 500 things
335
00:26:46,780 --> 00:26:48,741
- left to do for the pageant.
- Come on, Rick, 500?
336
00:26:48,824 --> 00:26:51,910
That's a little bit of an
exaggeration. Don't you think?
337
00:26:51,994 --> 00:26:54,288
I have to pick the programs
up from the printers,
338
00:26:54,371 --> 00:26:56,165
I have to okay the
costumes for the dancers...
339
00:26:56,248 --> 00:26:58,125
This won't take any time at all!
340
00:26:58,208 --> 00:26:59,752
I'll have you back
in an hour, Rick!
341
00:26:59,877 --> 00:27:01,962
Yeah, yeah, that's
what you always say!
342
00:27:02,838 --> 00:27:04,631
It took a little digging,
343
00:27:04,715 --> 00:27:06,884
but I came up with
something on your boy.
344
00:27:06,967 --> 00:27:09,053
Personally, I'm always
a little suspicious
345
00:27:09,178 --> 00:27:11,597
of anybody that looks
as clean as William Keyes.
346
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:14,016
Yeah, well I never
trusted the guy either.
347
00:27:14,141 --> 00:27:16,060
Here you are, honey.
348
00:27:16,393 --> 00:27:17,686
What'd you find?
349
00:27:17,770 --> 00:27:19,438
Well, on the surface,
350
00:27:19,563 --> 00:27:21,815
it appears like he's a
very successful investor.
351
00:27:22,733 --> 00:27:25,652
Ah! Card one is the chariot!
352
00:27:25,861 --> 00:27:28,113
Triumph, victory, hope,
353
00:27:28,197 --> 00:27:29,698
[WHISPERING]
success!
354
00:27:29,782 --> 00:27:31,825
That's great.
She's real good at this.
355
00:27:33,535 --> 00:27:37,164
You said that he appears to
be successful on the surface.
356
00:27:37,414 --> 00:27:38,999
- ICE PICK: That's right.
- WOMAN: However,
357
00:27:39,083 --> 00:27:41,168
here we have the tower.
358
00:27:41,335 --> 00:27:44,505
Danger, ruin,
destruction of plans.
359
00:27:44,713 --> 00:27:46,298
Sudden death.
360
00:27:46,381 --> 00:27:47,591
[STAMMERING]
Where?
361
00:27:47,758 --> 00:27:50,552
Excuse me.
What's underneath the surface?
362
00:27:50,761 --> 00:27:53,514
What? Huh? Under
the surface? Oh.
363
00:27:53,597 --> 00:27:56,725
He's a hustler who's into
some very big-time operators
364
00:27:56,850 --> 00:27:58,936
for a quarter of a million.
365
00:27:59,103 --> 00:28:01,855
Would you mind getting me
some more tea, dear?
366
00:28:01,980 --> 00:28:04,233
It's over there on the bar.
367
00:28:04,691 --> 00:28:07,152
- How about you?
- No thanks, I'm fine, ma'am.
368
00:28:10,614 --> 00:28:12,658
You think he's got the
money to pay them off?
369
00:28:12,866 --> 00:28:15,202
I know for a fact he doesn't.
He's flat broke.
370
00:28:15,410 --> 00:28:17,663
It's not the first time, either.
371
00:28:22,709 --> 00:28:24,628
Ice Pick, what are you doing?
372
00:28:24,878 --> 00:28:29,091
Sometimes you have to take
the future into your own hands.
373
00:28:30,509 --> 00:28:34,513
Oh, thank you, my dear.
Now, where were we?
374
00:28:35,764 --> 00:28:39,309
Card two.
Four of disks.
375
00:28:39,393 --> 00:28:41,061
Four of disks!
You hear that?
376
00:28:41,687 --> 00:28:43,480
Four of disks!
377
00:28:43,689 --> 00:28:46,817
Power.
Law and order.
378
00:28:46,942 --> 00:28:49,570
Gain of money and influence.
379
00:28:49,695 --> 00:28:51,905
Didn't I tell you she was great?
380
00:28:51,989 --> 00:28:54,783
Your man's going to have to
come up with some money, fast.
381
00:28:54,908 --> 00:28:58,370
If the lady's in danger,
it's going to come from that corner.
382
00:28:58,495 --> 00:29:00,831
Well, we got to go.
Thanks, Ice Pick.
383
00:29:00,956 --> 00:29:03,167
Oh! Yeah.
Nice meeting you.
384
00:29:03,250 --> 00:29:04,793
Goodbye.
385
00:29:04,918 --> 00:29:09,006
Now, what does the future
hold for me?
386
00:29:13,385 --> 00:29:16,346
I gotta give you credit. You said we'd
be less than an hour, and you were right.
387
00:29:16,430 --> 00:29:17,681
It's a good thing, too.
388
00:29:17,764 --> 00:29:19,141
'Cause I gotta be back
at the estate
389
00:29:19,266 --> 00:29:21,685
to give the usherettes
instructions at 2:00.
390
00:29:21,768 --> 00:29:24,396
Usherettes?
Dancers?
391
00:29:24,521 --> 00:29:26,982
Have you ever noticed
that all your urgent tasks
392
00:29:27,065 --> 00:29:29,109
seem to have something to do
with a bunch of pretty women?
393
00:29:29,234 --> 00:29:31,445
Uh-huh. Well, I will be back
at the estate by 2:00.
394
00:29:31,486 --> 00:29:33,552
We could be. If our next
stop doesn't take too long.
395
00:29:33,614 --> 00:29:35,115
Thomas!
396
00:29:35,282 --> 00:29:37,367
I think this is a very bad idea.
397
00:29:56,678 --> 00:29:59,223
I don't think you're supposed
to go into dead people's houses.
398
00:29:59,556 --> 00:30:01,183
Ain't that against
the law or something?
399
00:30:01,266 --> 00:30:04,144
If you see anybody coming
up the road, just let me know.
400
00:30:04,228 --> 00:30:05,979
Wait, who's gonna be
coming up the road?
401
00:30:06,063 --> 00:30:07,272
I don't know!
402
00:30:07,356 --> 00:30:09,274
That's why I need
somebody to keep a lookout.
403
00:30:09,358 --> 00:30:11,902
Oh, great.
Just great!
404
00:30:26,166 --> 00:30:29,044
Hey, will you hurry up?
This place gives me the creeps.
405
00:30:50,524 --> 00:30:53,735
MAGNUM: One character trait on
the Magnum side of the family tree:
406
00:30:53,860 --> 00:30:56,280
extreme stubbornness.
407
00:30:56,405 --> 00:30:58,490
At least, that's what
my mom always called it.
408
00:30:58,573 --> 00:31:01,660
My dad liked to
call it perseverance.
409
00:31:02,202 --> 00:31:05,706
When all logic and reason told
me to stay away from this case,
410
00:31:05,831 --> 00:31:07,666
my stubborn streak took hold.
411
00:31:07,749 --> 00:31:10,335
I had to know
why this woman, Pali-Uli,
412
00:31:10,419 --> 00:31:14,381
had tried to draw me into her world
on the day that she died.
413
00:31:16,842 --> 00:31:19,052
I could only hope that
she had left a clue behind,
414
00:31:19,136 --> 00:31:21,221
to give me
some sort of an answer.
415
00:31:28,603 --> 00:31:31,898
It was beginning to look
like she had done just that.
416
00:33:59,878 --> 00:34:01,465
[TIRES SCREECHING]
417
00:34:05,343 --> 00:34:08,180
Thomas!
Someone's coming!
418
00:34:09,973 --> 00:34:12,058
Thomas, let's get out of here!
419
00:34:14,227 --> 00:34:15,812
Thomas!
420
00:34:21,485 --> 00:34:23,445
Come on, come on, let's go!
421
00:34:27,991 --> 00:34:29,576
[TIRES SCREECHING]
422
00:34:32,078 --> 00:34:34,498
Princess Kahiwalani
didn't commit suicide.
423
00:34:34,706 --> 00:34:37,501
She was killed by her husband.
She and her Navy lieutenant lover.
424
00:34:37,584 --> 00:34:39,044
I'd like to hear all about it,
425
00:34:39,127 --> 00:34:40,754
but could we get
the hell out of here?
426
00:34:40,879 --> 00:34:42,672
Which is exactly what Pali-Uli
thought was going to happen
427
00:34:42,756 --> 00:34:44,466
to Kahiwalani's
granddaughter, Victoria.
428
00:34:44,549 --> 00:34:45,592
Thomas!
429
00:35:03,610 --> 00:35:05,529
RICK: First of all
you almost get me killed
430
00:35:05,612 --> 00:35:07,781
over somebody who's
been dead for 80 years.
431
00:35:07,948 --> 00:35:09,908
Then you expect me
to buy a story
432
00:35:09,991 --> 00:35:12,118
about Victoria Keyes,
princess reincarnated?
433
00:35:12,202 --> 00:35:14,120
I didn't almost get you killed!
434
00:35:14,204 --> 00:35:16,039
And I'm not asking you
to buy anything.
435
00:35:16,122 --> 00:35:18,291
I'm just telling you
what Pali-Uli believed.
436
00:35:18,375 --> 00:35:21,711
Now, she wrote that Kahiwalani's
husband found her and her lover,
437
00:35:21,795 --> 00:35:24,548
killed them both, and
then set fire to the house.
438
00:35:24,631 --> 00:35:26,925
[SCOFFS]
That's very interesting, Thomas,
439
00:35:27,008 --> 00:35:28,510
but I got to tell you,
440
00:35:28,593 --> 00:35:30,887
I'm a little busy right now,
so if you'll excuse me...
441
00:35:31,012 --> 00:35:33,014
So you're saying
Victoria is doomed
442
00:35:33,098 --> 00:35:36,017
to repeat Kahiwalani's death
at her husband's hands
443
00:35:36,184 --> 00:35:38,019
unless the karma
is somehow broken.
444
00:35:38,103 --> 00:35:40,814
- Right.
- That is, if you believe the theory.
445
00:35:41,064 --> 00:35:42,482
[SCOFFS]
446
00:35:42,691 --> 00:35:44,276
And you're going
to buy into this?
447
00:35:44,359 --> 00:35:45,735
Yeah, I'm still holding.
448
00:35:45,819 --> 00:35:47,946
If it were karma, and
if she had to repeat it,
449
00:35:48,154 --> 00:35:50,323
the Navy officer would
have to die with her.
450
00:35:50,407 --> 00:35:53,410
Oh, come on. That's all
superstitions and ghost stories.
451
00:35:53,493 --> 00:35:57,414
Without a doubt. Although there
are some of perhaps inferior intellect
452
00:35:57,622 --> 00:36:00,041
who support the theory
of reincarnation.
453
00:36:00,166 --> 00:36:03,545
First of all, why would Keyes
454
00:36:03,628 --> 00:36:07,591
believe that Victoria was the
granddaughter of the princess?
455
00:36:07,716 --> 00:36:10,385
Desperate people have a way
of finding out all kinds of things.
456
00:36:10,468 --> 00:36:12,095
Yeah, I'm still here.
Go ahead.
457
00:36:12,178 --> 00:36:14,097
Not that I for a moment
entertained the idea,
458
00:36:14,264 --> 00:36:17,058
but it was once proposed
to me that I embody the spirit
459
00:36:17,142 --> 00:36:20,895
of a rather brilliant military
advisor to Catherine the Great.
460
00:36:21,104 --> 00:36:22,680
I'm certain if I were
to mention his name,
461
00:36:22,758 --> 00:36:25,275
you'd see the similarity
in character traits
462
00:36:25,358 --> 00:36:27,068
which would make such
an observation possible,
463
00:36:27,193 --> 00:36:29,279
however misguided.
464
00:36:31,781 --> 00:36:34,576
However, that's hardly the
important issue at the moment.
465
00:36:34,659 --> 00:36:35,785
[SNAPPING FINGERS]
466
00:36:36,036 --> 00:36:37,996
Thanks, Darla.
I owe you one.
467
00:36:38,121 --> 00:36:42,083
The problem is, if we accept
any part of this bizarre theory...
468
00:36:42,167 --> 00:36:44,878
There's no way of proving that Keyes
is planning to murder his wife.
469
00:36:45,003 --> 00:36:46,546
Precisely.
470
00:36:46,755 --> 00:36:49,299
Just because Pali-Uli believed it,
it is hardly probable cause.
471
00:36:49,466 --> 00:36:52,802
But maybe a $500,000
insurance policy is.
472
00:36:52,927 --> 00:36:56,014
Especially if it contains
a suicide clause.
473
00:36:56,222 --> 00:36:59,934
There's someone else besides
Pali-Uli who knows about this.
474
00:37:00,393 --> 00:37:03,647
KAIMI: She wanted to take some of
Princess Kahiwalani's personal articles.
475
00:37:03,855 --> 00:37:05,565
They belong to the museum.
476
00:37:05,649 --> 00:37:08,109
I couldn't just let them go
to some crazy woman.
477
00:37:08,318 --> 00:37:10,153
And what made you think
she was crazy?
478
00:37:10,362 --> 00:37:11,863
She thinks she's Kahiwalani!
479
00:37:11,946 --> 00:37:14,783
She's obsessed with the idea that
she's the princess come back to life.
480
00:37:14,991 --> 00:37:16,201
Did she tell you that?
481
00:37:16,368 --> 00:37:18,286
No! Her husband did.
482
00:37:19,245 --> 00:37:20,872
He called.
483
00:37:21,498 --> 00:37:25,752
Yes, he called several times,
asking for certain items.
484
00:37:25,877 --> 00:37:28,088
He apologized, said he was
humoring his wife,
485
00:37:28,296 --> 00:37:30,298
that she had all kinds
of fantasies that included...
486
00:37:30,548 --> 00:37:31,716
Suicide.
487
00:37:31,966 --> 00:37:35,011
A fixation on Kahiwalani's suicide,
actually.
488
00:37:37,972 --> 00:37:39,724
Oma'oma'o Valley.
489
00:37:40,725 --> 00:37:42,644
KAIMI:
Oma'oma'o Valley.
490
00:37:42,727 --> 00:37:46,022
A house was built for
Princess Kahiwalani and her husband.
491
00:37:46,106 --> 00:37:47,482
It was never lived in.
492
00:37:47,565 --> 00:37:51,236
William Keyes said his wife was obsessed
with restoring it and living in it.
493
00:37:51,528 --> 00:37:54,656
He said she wanted to
recreate Kahiwalani's life.
494
00:38:25,286 --> 00:38:27,355
MAGNUM: The ancient Hawaiians
called it hana hope.
495
00:38:27,605 --> 00:38:30,150
Some people called it karma.
496
00:38:31,192 --> 00:38:33,570
My grandfather
called it destiny.
497
00:38:33,653 --> 00:38:35,905
But then, he was a Sullivan.
498
00:38:37,449 --> 00:38:39,284
I didn't know whether
to believe it or not,
499
00:38:39,409 --> 00:38:42,829
but whether Victoria was living out
the destiny of her famous grandmother
500
00:38:42,954 --> 00:38:45,206
or simply in trouble
all on her own,
501
00:38:45,331 --> 00:38:48,668
I knew I had to do
whatever I could to help her.
502
00:39:19,699 --> 00:39:21,409
[LIQUID SLOSHING]
503
00:39:30,126 --> 00:39:32,128
[CAR APPROACHING]
504
00:40:10,458 --> 00:40:12,377
RICK: Somebody should've
heard from him by now.
505
00:40:12,585 --> 00:40:14,003
He'd let us know
if he was in trouble.
506
00:40:14,087 --> 00:40:15,296
If he could.
507
00:40:15,380 --> 00:40:17,674
We should send someone over
to William Keyes' house.
508
00:40:17,757 --> 00:40:19,467
WILLIAM:
Pre-show jitters?
509
00:40:21,010 --> 00:40:24,889
William! Uh, Mr. Keyes,
I, uh... That is, uh...
510
00:40:25,014 --> 00:40:27,600
Don't worry, Jonathan, everything
is going to go like clockwork.
511
00:40:27,684 --> 00:40:31,354
Yes, I'm quite sure your...
Where is...
512
00:40:31,437 --> 00:40:33,523
Is Mrs. Keyes
attending the performance?
513
00:40:33,648 --> 00:40:36,609
No. No, I'm afraid she came
down with a bad headache.
514
00:40:36,860 --> 00:40:39,153
I left her in her bed.
We'll see you after the show?
515
00:40:39,362 --> 00:40:41,239
- Yes.
- Good.
516
00:41:14,063 --> 00:41:15,899
[EXPLOSION]
517
00:41:16,274 --> 00:41:18,526
[ALL CHANTING IN HAWAIIAN]
518
00:41:44,385 --> 00:41:45,720
Ah.
519
00:42:13,181 --> 00:42:17,418
"...and presently the sun
had cleared the eastern hill
520
00:42:17,543 --> 00:42:20,964
and the glow, of the day
was no more.
521
00:42:46,906 --> 00:42:50,410
I have the honor
522
00:42:50,535 --> 00:42:54,539
to present to you the man
who made this pageant possible,
523
00:42:54,789 --> 00:42:57,750
for without his
fundraising efforts,
524
00:42:58,042 --> 00:43:02,005
we would not have been able to
present this program to you today.
525
00:43:02,130 --> 00:43:05,049
Ladies and gentlemen,
Mr. William Keyes.
526
00:43:31,451 --> 00:43:32,660
[ALL GASPING]
527
00:43:41,169 --> 00:43:42,670
Thanks.
528
00:44:05,151 --> 00:44:06,694
MAGNUM:
I know what you're thinking.
529
00:44:06,819 --> 00:44:08,571
And I agree.
530
00:44:08,631 --> 00:44:11,657
There was nothing more to
Pali-Uli's theory of reincarnation,
531
00:44:11,741 --> 00:44:14,660
than the workings of
a romantic, imaginative mind,
532
00:44:14,786 --> 00:44:19,165
and the devious, manipulative
mind of William Keyes.
533
00:44:19,373 --> 00:44:22,126
And, maybe, a little
wishful daydreaming
534
00:44:22,251 --> 00:44:24,545
on the part of
Thomas Sullivan Magnum.
535
00:44:24,629 --> 00:44:26,464
HIGGINS:
Oh, there you are.
536
00:44:27,256 --> 00:44:29,967
I've just seen Victoria,
Mrs. Keyes,
537
00:44:30,093 --> 00:44:32,095
off at the airport.
538
00:44:32,637 --> 00:44:36,933
She asked me
to give you this note.
539
00:44:47,026 --> 00:44:48,694
VICTORIA:
Dear Thomas.
540
00:44:48,861 --> 00:44:53,157
Please forgive me for leaving without
stopping by to at least say thank you.
541
00:44:53,241 --> 00:44:56,702
Somehow "thank you"
seemed so inadequate,
542
00:44:56,828 --> 00:44:59,497
and I wasn't quite sure
what else to say.
543
00:44:59,580 --> 00:45:01,624
I know there must be
some reason our lives
544
00:45:01,749 --> 00:45:04,085
were drawn together
so mysteriously.
545
00:45:04,168 --> 00:45:08,047
But I also know sometimes it's
foolish to go chasing down reasons.
546
00:45:08,172 --> 00:45:10,466
Maybe it's better
to just accept it
547
00:45:10,591 --> 00:45:12,260
and let it go.
548
00:45:12,844 --> 00:45:16,931
So I guess I'll just say
mahalo and goodbye.
549
00:45:18,182 --> 00:45:22,270
She also asked me
to give you this.
550
00:45:27,316 --> 00:45:28,818
It's...
551
00:45:29,485 --> 00:45:32,321
quite a remarkable photograph
of Princess Kahiwalani
552
00:45:33,072 --> 00:45:36,492
one Pali-Uli had kept
in her private collection.
553
00:45:38,619 --> 00:45:42,999
So I guess we can put this
reincarnation theory to rest,
554
00:45:43,124 --> 00:45:44,333
once and for all.
555
00:45:46,836 --> 00:45:48,754
I guess we can, Higgins.
556
00:45:51,090 --> 00:45:52,717
Mahalo.