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Thomas?
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Susan?
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I hope you find that will soon.
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Arthur's getting
a little desperate.
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[GUN FIRES]
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Where's your gun?
It's in the shop.
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[LAUGHING]
You call yourself a professional!
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Why don't you join forces
and look for it together.
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[WHINING]
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Don't move.
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[SCREAMING]
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I'd be very happy if
I never saw you again.
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- Fine.
- Fine!
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RICK: I got his
answering machine again.
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At least he could've called.
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So damn irresponsible.
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Twenty minutes late
is irresponsible.
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He was due over an hour ago.
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Wonder if he's in
some kind of trouble?
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You bet he's in trouble.
With me!
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Hi, guys.
Sorry I'm late.
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You're sorry?
You're sorry!
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I lay out 200 bucks
to Jerry Kanelo
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because you tell me that he's
the best marlin guide around,
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and now you just waste
half our fishing time.
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And remember, I have to
get back for a 3:00 charter.
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Come on T.C., not you, too.
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Can't you get someone else
to fly the charter?
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I would've been here sooner,
but I had someone after me.
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It's a package deal.
Each day this week,
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I have to take a different religious
leader to that conference over on Hilo.
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You are gonna pay
your full share.
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You know, they almost had me
at the estate but I slipped away.
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Who almost had you?
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What're you talking about?
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[SIGHS] Mrs. Murtaugh's
process servers.
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You know, the woman who
lives near the estate?
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She's suing her
next-door neighbor.
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See, his Dalmatian supposedly
ravished her Shih Tzu,
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[LAUGHING]
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And she is claiming that I happened
to see it when I was jogging by.
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So, she's trying to subpoena me.
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And you're trying
to avoid being served?
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Exactly. I'm not spending
a month in court
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waiting to testify
that I didn't see anything.
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So, as of now,
I am officially on the lam.
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You don't know me,
you haven't seen me.
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I don't wanna know you.
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Are we going fishing or not?
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Yeah, it sounds like a great way
to get lost for half a day.
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Excuse me.
Thomas Magnum?
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Me? No. Absolutely not.
Who told you that?
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Uh, Jonathan Higgins said I might
be able to find him here,
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and a waitress
just pointed you out.
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[CHUCKLING]
Oh! Rosine?
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She just can't get us straight.
I'm not Thomas Magnum.
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I'm Earl,
Thomas Magnum's brother.
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Right, guys?
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Right, it's his brother.
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Yeah, good old Earl.
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I really needed to see him.
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I don't suppose
you're a detective, too?
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- A private investigator?
- No, I'm an exterminator.
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What am I gonna do now? I...
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I'm sorry.
It's not your fault.
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- I'm Melissa Wainwright.
- Oh.
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If you see your brother,
would you please tell him
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that I want to hire him right away,
and I'll pay him anything he asks?
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Maybe if I could tell him
a little bit about the case?
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All right. Uh...
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It's kind of personal.
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I think I know where we
could be a little more private.
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Excuse me.
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Oh, Earl, I don't even
know where to start.
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Your brother came
highly recommended.
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I need his help urgently. I-I don't
have anybody else to advise me.
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At least, not anymore.
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It's just that I've been so
confused since it happened.
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[STIFLES SOB]
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I lost my father in a boating
accident three weeks ago.
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I'm still in mourning.
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Gee, I'm sorry.
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Thank you,
Mr. Magnum.
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Look, Miss Wainwright,
I think I owe you an apology.
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When you came to the table,
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I really didn't think
you were a client.
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I don't understand.
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Well, I thought you
were someone else,
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someone I didn't wanna see.
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Actually, I am Thomas Magnum.
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You tricked me?
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Is that how you have fun
with your friends?
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No, believe me, no, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait, please.
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Please, look.
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Miss Wainwright, I'm sorry.
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I didn't intend to fool you
or make light of your situation.
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I'd like to help you if I can.
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It's my brother, Arthur.
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I...
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Maybe this is a mistake.
I should go.
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- No, no, no, no, no.
- No, this is a mistake.
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No, come on, it's all right.
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I mean, you've gone this far.
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This is gonna sound so terrible.
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Well, just take
a deep breath and
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tell me.
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I think my brother may have
killed our father and stolen his will.
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Well, that's quite a statement.
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If you have some proof,
the police...
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No, I don't, at least
nothing substantial.
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Arthur was being disinherited,
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and he was on the boat the
night my father fell overboard,
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and now Dad's will is missing.
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Circumstantial evidence.
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Well, maybe I could
shore it up for you.
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It's not all. Arthur claims
to be looking for the will.
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He called and he asked me
to meet him tonight
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at one of Dad's warehouses.
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I'm afraid to go,
Mr. Magnum.
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Well, don't.
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Just don't.
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I'll go, and I'll talk to Arthur
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and see if I can find out
what he's up to.
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That is, if you still
wanna hire me.
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Yes, I do.
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Thank you, Mr. Magnum.
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Thomas.
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Melissa.
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Yo! Yo!
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Hey you, big guy!
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A little help!
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Thomas Magnum!
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Dutton?
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Consider yourself
officially served.
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Process serving? Is that the
kind of case you're taking now?
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I'm sorry, Magnum, but
all's fair in business and war.
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MAGNUM: I know what you're thinking,
and you're right.
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There are few things
more dangerous
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than getting in the middle
of a family quarrel.
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Especially a family quarrel
over a large fortune.
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Ask any cop, and he'll tell you
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more policemen are injured
answering family disturbance calls
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than any other kind.
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It's like that old
love song says,
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"You always hurt
the one you love."
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And anyone else who happens
to be in the line of fire.
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Well, I wasn't planning to make
the 10:00 news the hard way.
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MAN:
Melissa?
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- [GUN FIRES]
- No.
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[COCKS GUN]
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[GUN FIRES]
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[IN RASPY VOICE] Better give it up, bud,
or I'll ventilate you.
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I have a theory.
You wanna hear it?
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No!
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I think you're a woman
pretending to be a man.
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WOMAN [IN NORMAL VOICE]: A bullet
doesn't care whose hand pulls the trigger!
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[GUFFAWS]
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I also think you read
too many detective novels.
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Hey.
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You wouldn't happen to be a tall
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average-looking guy with
a mustache, would you?
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What if I am?
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Did you ever spend a weekend in a
bank vault with a stunning brunette?
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Susan?
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Thomas?
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[CHUCKLES]
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Susan Johnson?
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I don't believe it!
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Oh, Thomas.
I am so glad to see you.
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I had no idea
you were back in town.
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Yeah, well, surprise!
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How's the saxophone-playing?
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Excellent. And you're
not back at the bank.
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No, I was. I went back.
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- I thought you were quitting.
- Well, I did but I went...
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Well, I was working there
while I was studying at the, uh,
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Lucky Steele Detective School.
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[CHUCKLES]
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- Lucky Steele?
- Yeah.
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The guy on late-night TV? Susan,
come on, his hair isn't even real.
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Well, maybe not,
but my license is.
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I got it three weeks ago
and this is my first case.
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- Oh, congratulations.
- Thank you.
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Do you think maybe we could
continue talking outside?
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This is a little bit
too déjà yu for me.
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Oh, yeah.
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That's right. We have this habit
of getting locked in little rooms.
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- Don't say "locked." Don't.
- Yeah.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Don't kid around, Thomas.
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Who's kidding?
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It's stuck.
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You did it again!
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You locked us in here!
We're trapped!
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No, I haven't!
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Of course, it might take us
a couple minutes to get out.
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Thomas,
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are you representing
Melissa Wainwright?
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Didn't Lucky Steele tell you
about client confidentiality?
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Oh, you sap.
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00:11:50,396 --> 00:11:52,565
She is vicious!
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She is a vicious, vicious woman!
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She probably murdered
her father.
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Arthur warned me.
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He told me that she might
send a hit man here tonight.
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Oh, is that why you tried
to "ventilate" me?
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00:12:06,287 --> 00:12:08,289
I didn't try to
ventilate you, all right?
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00:12:08,373 --> 00:12:10,542
You came in here
bellowing like that,
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and you startled me
and my gun went off, okay?
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I don't want to
fight with you, Susan.
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I just want to help you.
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It seems Arthur Wainwright has
pulled the oldest trick in the book on you.
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He's reversed all the facts
in this case.
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In reality, Arthur did all the things
that he's accusing Melissa of.
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Oh. Well, in that case, where'd
the little witch hide the will?
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If you want the will,
I suggest you go ask Arthur!
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And to think that I have always
looked up to you as a model investigator.
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[SCOFFS]
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Oh!
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[EXCLAIMS IN PAIN]
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[MAGNUM GROANING]
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What do you think you're doing?
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Oh, heck!
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My TV must have been
on the blink
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the night that Lucky Steele taught us
how to open a lock with a corkscrew.
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[LOCK CLICKS]
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Night, Thomas.
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Susan?
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[DOOR CLOSING DISTANTLY]
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Susan.
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SUSAN: I know what you're thinking,
and you're right.
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I felt bad about ending up in competition
with a stand-up guy like Thomas.
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I'd always liked his style.
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[CHUCKLES]
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In fact, he had a lot to do with my
deciding to join the flatfoot fraternity.
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The first thing I learned at
Lucky Steele's Detective School
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was that a savvy P.I. doesn't
think much of the human condition.
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We always suspect everyone.
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And that's why we're
so rarely disappointed.
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I wasn't ready to panic, but the palm
of my shifting hand was starting to itch.
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And since my heap had the horses,
I decided to use them.
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I had to hope the gumshoe gods
were watching over me.
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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What a bozo.
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MAGNUM: I know what you're thinking,
and you're right.
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Reunions are a two-edged sword.
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They can be joyous occasions
or recipes for disaster.
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I remember when
I was six or seven,
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the Sullivan clan took over half
the city park for the weekend.
250
00:15:30,825 --> 00:15:33,995
By the end of the first day, a huge
argument began between cousins
251
00:15:34,078 --> 00:15:36,831
about something near and dear
to Sullivan hearts.
252
00:15:36,956 --> 00:15:40,084
Probably land or
politics or poetry.
253
00:15:41,419 --> 00:15:45,214
I can still remember asking Grandpa
Sullivan why the family was fighting.
254
00:15:45,340 --> 00:15:46,758
And he said,
255
00:15:46,883 --> 00:15:50,345
"Thomas, you can only get
really angry
256
00:15:50,428 --> 00:15:53,556
at those who love you enough
to forgive you."
257
00:16:25,630 --> 00:16:27,507
Nice surveillance car.
258
00:16:27,715 --> 00:16:29,050
Very subtle.
259
00:16:29,133 --> 00:16:31,052
I got mine free.
260
00:16:32,136 --> 00:16:34,389
So, how'd you get out
of the storage room?
261
00:16:34,472 --> 00:16:38,017
Easy. I can always get out.
I was just having some fun with you.
262
00:16:38,142 --> 00:16:39,268
Right.
263
00:16:39,328 --> 00:16:42,188
Is this your investigative technique?
Following me?
264
00:16:42,271 --> 00:16:44,941
Don't flatter yourself.
I've come here to see Arthur.
265
00:16:45,024 --> 00:16:47,693
He won't be here.
Melissa is staying here.
266
00:16:47,944 --> 00:16:50,196
SUSAN: Well, this was the
address he gave me.
267
00:16:52,031 --> 00:16:55,243
Thomas! I've been
waiting for you.
268
00:16:56,702 --> 00:16:58,329
I tried to tell you.
269
00:16:58,663 --> 00:17:01,165
Susan! At last!
270
00:17:02,542 --> 00:17:04,460
I tried to tell you.
271
00:17:09,966 --> 00:17:14,178
Thomas, it was so good to
see you standing at that door.
272
00:17:14,262 --> 00:17:15,847
When I found out
273
00:17:15,972 --> 00:17:19,016
[WHISPERING] that Arthur had also
sent an investigator to that warehouse,
274
00:17:19,100 --> 00:17:20,518
I was petrified.
275
00:17:20,685 --> 00:17:22,353
I tried to call you
and warn you.
276
00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:25,690
Oh, I appreciate that,
Melissa, but
277
00:17:26,732 --> 00:17:30,278
I do this for a living.
You don't have to worry about me.
278
00:17:30,528 --> 00:17:31,821
I can't help it.
279
00:17:31,904 --> 00:17:34,866
If anything happened to you,
then I'd be all alone again.
280
00:17:34,949 --> 00:17:36,909
SUSAN:
Isn't it, uh, kind of risky?
281
00:17:36,993 --> 00:17:40,204
I mean, living in the same house with
somebody who might want to kill you?
282
00:17:40,705 --> 00:17:43,207
I take precautions, yes.
283
00:17:43,374 --> 00:17:45,418
Because you see,
Melissa is the kind of person
284
00:17:45,501 --> 00:17:49,046
that would try to hire someone
to do her dirty work for her.
285
00:17:49,964 --> 00:17:54,135
What would have happened if I had
met Magnum in a dark warehouse?
286
00:17:54,469 --> 00:17:57,763
Well, it's a tough job,
but somebody has to do it.
287
00:17:59,348 --> 00:18:02,018
You are the greatest, Susan.
288
00:18:05,730 --> 00:18:07,523
Listen, Thomas,
289
00:18:07,940 --> 00:18:10,359
I think I have good news.
290
00:18:10,526 --> 00:18:13,112
I may know where
my father hid the will.
291
00:18:13,321 --> 00:18:16,115
Daddy has this small cabin
on the windward side.
292
00:18:16,199 --> 00:18:18,826
He used to disappear there
and work on his inventions.
293
00:18:20,703 --> 00:18:22,121
[SLURPING]
294
00:18:24,332 --> 00:18:26,876
Does Arthur know about this?
295
00:18:28,044 --> 00:18:30,171
I don't think he remembers.
296
00:18:30,421 --> 00:18:32,131
Oh, I should warn you,
297
00:18:32,256 --> 00:18:34,800
it's a tiny place on a remote
section of the North Shore,
298
00:18:35,009 --> 00:18:36,928
and there's no security.
299
00:18:39,847 --> 00:18:43,100
Well, it sounds like just the kind of place
an eccentric like your father might use.
300
00:18:43,309 --> 00:18:45,353
I'll check it out
in the morning.
301
00:18:48,648 --> 00:18:53,861
I think a woman with your sense of
adventure would simply love sailing.
302
00:18:54,070 --> 00:18:58,074
It is absolutely my favorite thing
in the whole wide world.
303
00:18:58,366 --> 00:19:00,159
At least, it was,
304
00:19:00,451 --> 00:19:01,994
until Dad...
305
00:19:02,078 --> 00:19:04,288
Oh, no, Arthur,
it will be again.
306
00:19:04,413 --> 00:19:08,501
Just as soon as we get this
sordid nightmare buried in the past.
307
00:19:13,506 --> 00:19:16,008
[SLURPING]
308
00:19:18,135 --> 00:19:19,512
Thomas,
309
00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:22,306
I hope you find that will soon.
310
00:19:22,557 --> 00:19:24,809
I think Arthur's getting
a little desperate.
311
00:19:24,934 --> 00:19:26,185
He is?
312
00:19:26,269 --> 00:19:27,687
I know he doesn't look it,
313
00:19:27,853 --> 00:19:30,731
but he's capable
of extreme violence.
314
00:19:30,940 --> 00:19:33,150
He'd stoop to anything.
315
00:20:09,145 --> 00:20:10,605
Magnum,
316
00:20:10,688 --> 00:20:14,066
you promised to help me get ready
for Sunday's lawn bowling tournament.
317
00:20:14,150 --> 00:20:16,193
But I'm on the
Wainwright case now.
318
00:20:16,277 --> 00:20:20,364
Very well, but the least you can do
is assist in unloading the equipment.
319
00:20:27,079 --> 00:20:29,123
How long have you known
the Wainwrights, Higgins?
320
00:20:29,206 --> 00:20:31,751
I first met William
in Burma, 1944.
321
00:20:31,959 --> 00:20:33,461
He was with Merrill's Marauders.
322
00:20:33,544 --> 00:20:36,047
I was helping train one of the
local Burmese defense forces.
323
00:20:36,130 --> 00:20:38,758
I sometimes think you met
everyone during the war.
324
00:20:38,841 --> 00:20:41,302
Nevertheless, that's where
I first encountered William.
325
00:20:41,927 --> 00:20:43,512
During monsoon season,
326
00:20:43,596 --> 00:20:45,097
he constructed this
snowshoe contraption
327
00:20:45,181 --> 00:20:46,974
made of vines and jungle leaves
328
00:20:47,058 --> 00:20:48,976
to keep us from sinking
into that knee-deep muck.
329
00:20:49,060 --> 00:20:50,686
Sounds like a very
resourceful guy.
330
00:20:50,770 --> 00:20:53,022
Quite. Two hours after
we cleared the camp,
331
00:20:53,189 --> 00:20:55,232
an air strike leveled
everything around.
332
00:20:55,358 --> 00:20:57,902
I'm one of several hundred
soldiers who owes his life
333
00:20:58,069 --> 00:21:00,863
to William Wainwright's
inventiveness.
334
00:21:01,197 --> 00:21:03,908
No kidding. Sounds like a great
story for your memoirs, Higgins.
335
00:21:03,991 --> 00:21:05,451
Here, you better let me...
Higgins!
336
00:21:07,036 --> 00:21:08,454
Are you crazy?
337
00:21:08,621 --> 00:21:10,539
You could have hurt yourself,
not to mention me!
338
00:21:10,748 --> 00:21:14,251
Merely a small miscalculation
of relative weight distribution.
339
00:21:14,502 --> 00:21:17,088
The only harm done was...
340
00:21:20,383 --> 00:21:22,718
Naturally, I'll be happy
to replace the contents.
341
00:21:22,802 --> 00:21:24,679
No! No, no, don't worry about it.
It's just a little something.
342
00:21:24,762 --> 00:21:26,389
Nevertheless, I'm
responsible for the damage.
343
00:21:26,472 --> 00:21:28,265
No, no, they're
knitted potholders.
344
00:21:28,349 --> 00:21:29,725
You know, the flatter they get,
the better they work.
345
00:21:29,862 --> 00:21:31,185
I'm afraid I must insist.
346
00:21:31,394 --> 00:21:32,853
Boy, am I late!
347
00:21:38,150 --> 00:21:39,318
[TIRES SPINNING]
348
00:21:44,448 --> 00:21:47,535
Oh, my God!
349
00:22:04,468 --> 00:22:05,720
[ACCELERATING]
350
00:22:11,517 --> 00:22:13,394
[SIREN WAILING]
351
00:22:48,095 --> 00:22:50,973
- What are you doing here?
- My job.
352
00:23:12,077 --> 00:23:13,621
[MAGNUM SNICKERING]
353
00:23:35,559 --> 00:23:37,102
Aha!
354
00:23:48,322 --> 00:23:50,616
[DRAWERS BANGING]
355
00:24:45,045 --> 00:24:47,464
[SCREAMING]
356
00:24:50,551 --> 00:24:52,428
What do you think you're doing?
357
00:24:52,595 --> 00:24:54,138
Let me go.
358
00:25:14,867 --> 00:25:16,076
[STRAINING]
359
00:25:32,885 --> 00:25:34,386
Congratulations.
360
00:25:53,155 --> 00:25:55,407
[GUN FIRING]
361
00:25:56,825 --> 00:25:58,327
Where's your gun?
362
00:25:58,577 --> 00:25:59,703
It's in the shop.
363
00:26:00,245 --> 00:26:01,455
Where?
364
00:26:01,705 --> 00:26:04,041
It's in the shop! I bent the firing pin...
[MUTTERING]
365
00:26:04,291 --> 00:26:05,501
You what?
366
00:26:05,626 --> 00:26:09,505
I bent the firing pin hammering
my way out of the storage room.
367
00:26:10,422 --> 00:26:12,841
[LAUGHING RAUCOUSLY]
368
00:26:12,925 --> 00:26:15,761
And you call yourself
a professional!
369
00:26:16,136 --> 00:26:18,430
By the way, pro,
before you return fire,
370
00:26:18,555 --> 00:26:20,975
I suggest you put
some bullets in your gun.
371
00:26:48,252 --> 00:26:50,087
Forget it.
He's gone.
372
00:26:50,713 --> 00:26:52,256
Don't you mean she's gone?
373
00:26:52,381 --> 00:26:53,716
No, I don't!
374
00:26:53,924 --> 00:26:55,843
And only a rookie
like you would still think
375
00:26:55,926 --> 00:26:58,178
that sweet, lovely Melissa
could be involved in this.
376
00:26:58,262 --> 00:27:00,514
"Sweet, lovely Melissa"?
377
00:27:00,764 --> 00:27:02,057
"Rookie"?
378
00:27:02,141 --> 00:27:03,100
[SCOFFS]
379
00:27:03,225 --> 00:27:05,352
May I remind you
that this rookie
380
00:27:05,436 --> 00:27:07,855
was the one who
had the experience
381
00:27:07,938 --> 00:27:10,482
to be packing iron when
the lead started flying.
382
00:27:10,566 --> 00:27:11,775
Packing iron?
383
00:27:11,820 --> 00:27:14,361
Oh, that's right, because
I was about to get plugged.
384
00:27:14,445 --> 00:27:17,740
About to plunge headlong down
the dark rabbit hole of existence
385
00:27:17,823 --> 00:27:21,035
to that neon Valhalla where the
drinks are pure and the women aren't.
386
00:27:21,118 --> 00:27:22,953
- Are you making fun of me?
- Yes, I am.
387
00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:25,581
Okay. Okay, that does it.
388
00:27:25,656 --> 00:27:27,491
You know what I want
from you from now on?
389
00:27:27,666 --> 00:27:29,376
- What?
- Nothing.
390
00:27:29,585 --> 00:27:31,170
- Good!
- And you know something else?
391
00:27:31,295 --> 00:27:33,380
I'd be very happy
if I never saw you again.
392
00:27:33,505 --> 00:27:35,090
- That's fine with me.
- Fine.
393
00:27:35,299 --> 00:27:36,425
- Fine!
- Fine.
394
00:27:36,842 --> 00:27:39,636
- Fine!
- [SCREAMING] Fine!
395
00:27:42,222 --> 00:27:45,225
[SAXOPHONE PLAYING]
396
00:27:47,978 --> 00:27:49,730
HIGGINS:
Magnum?
397
00:27:52,024 --> 00:27:53,442
Magnum?
398
00:27:54,985 --> 00:27:56,403
Magnum!
399
00:27:59,406 --> 00:28:00,949
[SIGHS]
400
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,243
The gunsmith has
repaired your pistol,
401
00:28:03,327 --> 00:28:06,663
and his estimate on
my Webley is $175.
402
00:28:06,789 --> 00:28:08,665
[SHOCKED]
A hundred and...
403
00:28:08,957 --> 00:28:11,794
Okay, fine, fine.
I said I'd pay for it.
404
00:28:11,919 --> 00:28:14,129
There's also someone here
to see you.
405
00:28:15,923 --> 00:28:19,009
Nice looking coat.
What is it, unborn linoleum?
406
00:28:22,179 --> 00:28:25,099
Is that the excellent playing
you were telling me about?
407
00:28:25,224 --> 00:28:27,017
Miss Johnson wants
to talk with you.
408
00:28:27,142 --> 00:28:28,310
Why?
409
00:28:28,435 --> 00:28:30,646
Wait a minute. You told me
he wanted to talk to me.
410
00:28:30,771 --> 00:28:33,357
He does. He just
doesn't know it yet.
411
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:34,983
What are you doing, Higgins?
412
00:28:35,109 --> 00:28:36,777
The question is,
what are you doing?
413
00:28:36,860 --> 00:28:39,113
In the past three hours, I've
received separate phone calls
414
00:28:39,196 --> 00:28:40,989
from Melissa and
Arthur Wainwright.
415
00:28:41,198 --> 00:28:42,574
Well, why are they calling you?
416
00:28:42,658 --> 00:28:44,243
To complain that the two of you
417
00:28:44,326 --> 00:28:45,981
are impeding one another's
progress on the case
418
00:28:46,177 --> 00:28:49,540
and, in general, behaving like
self-absorbed adolescents.
419
00:28:49,748 --> 00:28:52,167
In other words, much like
Melissa and Arthur themselves.
420
00:28:52,251 --> 00:28:53,961
Well, I can only
speak for myself,
421
00:28:54,086 --> 00:28:56,088
but my investigation is ongoing.
422
00:28:56,380 --> 00:28:58,549
Mine, too.
And it's going quite well.
423
00:28:58,632 --> 00:28:59,967
Nonsense.
424
00:29:00,050 --> 00:29:01,635
Can't the two of you
be professional enough
425
00:29:01,718 --> 00:29:04,429
to stop this squabbling
and declare a truce?
426
00:29:07,349 --> 00:29:09,768
Well, it's all right with me.
427
00:29:10,227 --> 00:29:11,478
But he started it.
428
00:29:11,645 --> 00:29:13,480
- I did not!
- You did, too!
429
00:29:16,316 --> 00:29:17,985
Okay! Truce!
430
00:29:18,152 --> 00:29:19,570
HIGGINS:
Thank you.
431
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:23,615
I hope you'll both be equally
adult about my next proposal.
432
00:29:23,740 --> 00:29:26,201
You're both looking
for the same will...
433
00:29:26,451 --> 00:29:28,412
And the truth about what
happened to William Wainwright.
434
00:29:28,662 --> 00:29:31,498
Then why don't you join forces
and look for it together?
435
00:29:31,748 --> 00:29:32,708
Together?
436
00:29:32,958 --> 00:29:34,042
Us?
437
00:29:34,251 --> 00:29:35,711
[GUFFAWING]
Higgins.
438
00:29:36,670 --> 00:29:38,714
Uh, you don't know
what you're asking.
439
00:29:38,797 --> 00:29:41,633
There are so many reasons
why that wouldn't work.
440
00:29:41,758 --> 00:29:43,093
Please proceed.
441
00:29:43,177 --> 00:29:45,179
I have nothing planned
for this afternoon.
442
00:29:45,262 --> 00:29:48,098
Yes, I'd like to hear some
of those reasons myself.
443
00:29:52,019 --> 00:29:53,729
No, don't.
444
00:29:53,979 --> 00:29:55,564
Don't play again.
445
00:30:05,407 --> 00:30:07,201
MAGNUM:
I know what you're thinking.
446
00:30:07,409 --> 00:30:11,872
I made a big mistake by letting Higgins
talk me into joining forces with Susan.
447
00:30:11,955 --> 00:30:14,458
And you may be right.
But I've always felt
448
00:30:14,541 --> 00:30:17,336
it's better to have your
mistake right at your elbow
449
00:30:17,419 --> 00:30:19,338
than popping up
when you least expect it.
450
00:30:19,546 --> 00:30:21,215
SUSAN:
I know what you're thinking.
451
00:30:21,340 --> 00:30:23,050
I'd broken
a P.I. commandment
452
00:30:23,133 --> 00:30:25,010
by teaming up with someone else.
453
00:30:25,093 --> 00:30:28,472
But my gut instinct said
this partnership had a future.
454
00:30:28,555 --> 00:30:33,810
It felt good to be part of a well-oiled
investigative team attacking a tough case.
455
00:30:34,019 --> 00:30:36,355
Two-fisted action,
witty repartee,
456
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:39,274
and who knows, maybe a
touch of hearts and flowers.
457
00:30:39,358 --> 00:30:43,820
All right. Now, just hang back and
watch how I handle this situation.
458
00:30:43,946 --> 00:30:45,239
Right.
459
00:30:46,865 --> 00:30:47,950
Gail!
460
00:30:48,033 --> 00:30:49,326
[LAUGHING]
461
00:30:49,409 --> 00:30:51,578
Oh, God, it's good to see you.
462
00:30:54,581 --> 00:30:56,333
You're not Gail, I'm sorry.
463
00:30:56,541 --> 00:30:58,794
No, I'm Julie.
Julie Marsh.
464
00:30:58,919 --> 00:31:00,754
But I'd be willing
to change my name.
465
00:31:00,963 --> 00:31:03,006
[LAUGHING]
That's not necessary, Julie.
466
00:31:03,090 --> 00:31:04,591
I'm sorry, I'm Thomas Magnum.
467
00:31:04,675 --> 00:31:06,051
No kidding.
468
00:31:06,134 --> 00:31:07,552
Oh, this is Susan Johnson.
469
00:31:07,678 --> 00:31:10,305
I've always loved
the name Tom. It's so
470
00:31:10,389 --> 00:31:13,892
strong, so sensual...
471
00:31:13,976 --> 00:31:15,435
So easy to spell.
472
00:31:15,644 --> 00:31:17,229
Is there something
I could do for you?
473
00:31:17,396 --> 00:31:20,357
Well, I hope so.
I really hope so.
474
00:31:20,482 --> 00:31:22,317
Actually, you could
do it for both of us.
475
00:31:22,442 --> 00:31:24,569
Right. Uh,
476
00:31:24,653 --> 00:31:27,114
we're trying to locate a
yacht that's berthed here.
477
00:31:27,197 --> 00:31:28,799
It's the Wainwight...
478
00:31:29,366 --> 00:31:31,076
The Wainwright yacht.
479
00:31:31,285 --> 00:31:32,411
Why, Tom,
480
00:31:32,494 --> 00:31:35,122
you know I can't tell you
where people keep their boats.
481
00:31:35,247 --> 00:31:37,457
What if you turned out to be
482
00:31:37,541 --> 00:31:38,583
a criminal?
483
00:31:38,917 --> 00:31:41,461
Well, you could always
frisk me first.
484
00:31:41,670 --> 00:31:43,005
That might be interesting.
485
00:31:43,213 --> 00:31:45,549
Is there a fire hose
around here? Just in case.
486
00:31:45,632 --> 00:31:49,511
But unfortunately the
Wainwright yacht is out.
487
00:31:49,761 --> 00:31:51,847
I thought so.
Arthur took it.
488
00:31:51,906 --> 00:31:55,326
I don't think it was Arthur.
I can check the trip sheets.
489
00:31:55,517 --> 00:31:59,062
- It might say.
- Could you? Thanks!
490
00:32:01,648 --> 00:32:04,318
[SCOLDING] What are you doing?
I'm trying to get some information, here.
491
00:32:04,526 --> 00:32:06,945
Oh, is that what you
were trying to get?
492
00:32:07,446 --> 00:32:11,158
Tell me, Thomas, is that
the way Melissa Wainwright
493
00:32:11,241 --> 00:32:13,201
suckered you into this case?
494
00:32:13,285 --> 00:32:16,788
With her fluttering eyelashes
and her smoldering looks?
495
00:32:16,913 --> 00:32:18,665
That is not what...
496
00:32:19,041 --> 00:32:21,209
We'll talk about this later.
497
00:32:22,336 --> 00:32:24,546
It doesn't say
who took the boat out.
498
00:32:24,629 --> 00:32:25,922
No crew listed.
499
00:32:26,048 --> 00:32:27,466
Destination, Hilo.
500
00:32:27,549 --> 00:32:28,842
Uh, Julie,
501
00:32:28,925 --> 00:32:31,803
are those the trip sheets
for the Wainwright yacht?
502
00:32:32,471 --> 00:32:35,057
Could I take a look at them?
503
00:32:35,265 --> 00:32:37,893
I don't ordinarily let a man
take a look at my trip sheets
504
00:32:37,976 --> 00:32:40,395
until the second date. But, um,
505
00:32:40,604 --> 00:32:42,564
- Thank you.
- In this case, Tom...
506
00:32:42,647 --> 00:32:44,983
What's this Williams' Island?
507
00:32:45,067 --> 00:32:47,569
That's the Wainwights'
pwivate island.
508
00:32:47,652 --> 00:32:48,737
[LAUGHS]
509
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:50,008
It's near Hilo.
510
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:51,365
- Hilo?
- Mmm.
511
00:32:51,448 --> 00:32:53,575
- Susan? Susan!
- Mmm?
512
00:32:53,825 --> 00:32:56,620
How would you like to meet
a major religious leader?
513
00:32:56,912 --> 00:32:58,705
T.C. [ON RECORDING]:
We are always pleased
514
00:32:58,955 --> 00:33:00,499
when you select
Island Hoppers Tours,
515
00:33:00,582 --> 00:33:03,210
because our ultimate goal is to
create those special memories
516
00:33:03,293 --> 00:33:08,006
that make the Hawaiian Islands
truly a land of mystic enchantment.
517
00:33:08,090 --> 00:33:10,425
There's no better way
to see the wonders of Hawaii
518
00:33:10,509 --> 00:33:12,636
than from an Island Hoppers
helicopter.
519
00:33:12,719 --> 00:33:16,348
Your tour is in the hands of a
skilled and experienced pilot,
520
00:33:16,431 --> 00:33:19,309
so sit back
and enjoy the scenery.
521
00:33:19,393 --> 00:33:22,813
As we fly over the surf line
and the golden beaches,
522
00:33:22,896 --> 00:33:26,942
it's easy to imagine the first
explorers to discover these islands.
523
00:33:27,150 --> 00:33:30,070
What must their thoughts have
been when, after weeks at sea,
524
00:33:30,195 --> 00:33:32,364
they saw this unspoiled paradise
525
00:33:32,489 --> 00:33:35,659
where bronzed, young natives
frolicked naked in the waves...
526
00:33:35,742 --> 00:33:37,202
[RECORDING STOPS]
527
00:33:37,536 --> 00:33:39,996
There it is.
Miss Melissa.
528
00:33:41,289 --> 00:33:44,084
SUSAN: Why would anyone
want to spoil a beautiful boat
529
00:33:44,167 --> 00:33:46,807
with a name like Melissa?
530
00:33:57,055 --> 00:33:59,808
T.C.: Thomas, this is the
last time that I do this for you.
531
00:34:00,267 --> 00:34:02,060
Sorry about the delay, Rabbi.
532
00:34:07,941 --> 00:34:10,652
T.C. [ON RECORDING]: The
gorgeous islands which we call Hawaii
533
00:34:10,735 --> 00:34:15,198
have their origin deep in the molten
volcanic depths of the South Seas.
534
00:34:15,282 --> 00:34:18,201
They are still being formed,
as you can...
535
00:34:21,788 --> 00:34:23,623
MAGNUM:
I know what you're thinking,
536
00:34:23,707 --> 00:34:26,084
but this time, you're wrong.
537
00:34:26,168 --> 00:34:29,963
Sure, we'd all like reunions to
be happy occasions, full of laughs,
538
00:34:30,172 --> 00:34:31,506
but they aren't always.
539
00:34:31,631 --> 00:34:35,051
And usually, the anger and
the fighting help to clear the air,
540
00:34:35,135 --> 00:34:37,095
and the relationships
that survive
541
00:34:37,179 --> 00:34:40,932
grow stronger and more honest
because of the experience.
542
00:34:42,476 --> 00:34:44,686
SUSAN: I know what you're thinking,
and you're right.
543
00:34:45,353 --> 00:34:48,398
Any self-respecting shamus
thrives on excitement,
544
00:34:48,482 --> 00:34:52,027
but there is a difference
between excitement and terror.
545
00:34:52,152 --> 00:34:55,363
I found myself swallowing a
scream the size of a softball
546
00:34:55,489 --> 00:34:57,991
and the only thing keeping
my hand off the panic button
547
00:34:58,074 --> 00:35:00,869
was the cool confidence
of my new partner.
548
00:35:01,495 --> 00:35:03,205
MAGNUM:
I know what you're thinking,
549
00:35:03,330 --> 00:35:04,623
and you're right.
550
00:35:04,706 --> 00:35:08,043
I had absolutely no business
being in the jungle with a novice.
551
00:35:08,168 --> 00:35:10,045
But what alternative did I have?
552
00:35:10,128 --> 00:35:13,507
I had accepted responsibility
for Susan as my partner.
553
00:35:13,590 --> 00:35:16,801
So it was up to me
to see us through safely.
554
00:35:17,552 --> 00:35:19,888
- Susan, don't move!
- [WHIZZING]
555
00:35:25,101 --> 00:35:27,437
I said, "Don't move."
556
00:35:27,687 --> 00:35:28,772
You said "Don't moo!"
557
00:35:29,814 --> 00:35:31,274
[SOBBING]
What happened?
558
00:35:31,358 --> 00:35:33,193
You tripped a booby trap.
559
00:35:33,818 --> 00:35:36,655
Oh, no! Oh, God!
560
00:35:36,738 --> 00:35:38,865
It's the oldest trick
in the book.
561
00:35:38,949 --> 00:35:40,367
- Well, it's okay.
- I'm sorry.
562
00:35:40,575 --> 00:35:42,744
Susan, it could happen to anybody.
Are you all right?
563
00:35:42,911 --> 00:35:45,080
I feel humiliated!
564
00:35:45,288 --> 00:35:47,123
Well, do you have
that knife in your purse?
565
00:35:47,207 --> 00:35:48,917
[WHINING SOFTLY]
566
00:35:49,042 --> 00:35:50,460
Here!
567
00:35:50,877 --> 00:35:52,587
[SOBBING]
568
00:35:53,505 --> 00:35:55,173
[LAUGHING]
569
00:35:58,134 --> 00:35:59,594
What?
570
00:36:00,595 --> 00:36:04,349
You look like you're wearing
King Kong's hairnet!
571
00:36:04,558 --> 00:36:06,726
[BOTH LAUGHING]
572
00:36:09,187 --> 00:36:10,897
It's okay.
You can come out now.
573
00:36:11,022 --> 00:36:12,941
- Huh?
- We know you're in there.
574
00:36:13,149 --> 00:36:14,651
We do?
575
00:36:19,948 --> 00:36:21,992
William Wainwright, I presume.
576
00:36:41,177 --> 00:36:43,722
All right, that's far enough.
577
00:36:44,222 --> 00:36:47,267
Don't you think it's about time
you put down the rifle, William?
578
00:36:47,392 --> 00:36:49,227
No, you don't, sonny.
579
00:36:49,394 --> 00:36:51,146
You're not fast-talking
your way out of this.
580
00:36:51,229 --> 00:36:52,606
Oh, come on, Bill.
581
00:36:52,731 --> 00:36:55,984
You're not gonna shoot the two people
you led here to bring you back to life.
582
00:36:56,109 --> 00:36:58,028
Don't talk to him!
What...
583
00:36:58,111 --> 00:36:59,696
Led?
584
00:36:59,904 --> 00:37:01,114
What are you talking about?
585
00:37:01,197 --> 00:37:03,575
Well, all the signs were there,
if you really knew where to look.
586
00:37:03,825 --> 00:37:05,660
For instance, the way you
fell overboard that night.
587
00:37:05,785 --> 00:37:07,162
[SOFTLY]
Yeah.
588
00:37:07,329 --> 00:37:09,331
Yeah, that's right!
Without any witnesses!
589
00:37:09,414 --> 00:37:11,750
I always thought that
was awfully convenient.
590
00:37:11,809 --> 00:37:15,503
- Then, of course, there's this.
- What's that?
591
00:37:15,962 --> 00:37:17,964
- You see these scratches?
- Yeah.
592
00:37:18,089 --> 00:37:20,467
They're made by
a top-feeding clip.
593
00:37:20,592 --> 00:37:22,886
Modern rifles use
a bottom-feeding magazine.
594
00:37:23,219 --> 00:37:25,555
Hey, I didn't know if you
were gonna catch that one.
595
00:37:25,764 --> 00:37:28,266
Well, that's why you left it
behind for us, wasn't it, William?
596
00:37:28,350 --> 00:37:30,644
See, these marks
from the stripper clip,
597
00:37:30,727 --> 00:37:32,437
plus the caliber
of the cartridge,
598
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:35,899
clearly indicate it came from an
M1, a World War II-vintage rifle.
599
00:37:35,982 --> 00:37:39,402
Which, of course, is the war
that William fought in.
600
00:37:39,486 --> 00:37:40,987
Exactly.
601
00:37:41,112 --> 00:37:43,448
So you're the one
who shot at us.
602
00:37:43,573 --> 00:37:46,576
You two are pretty good
at this game!
603
00:37:46,826 --> 00:37:48,119
Say, I never would've hit you.
604
00:37:48,244 --> 00:37:50,121
I'm a damned good shot,
if I say so myself.
605
00:37:50,330 --> 00:37:52,123
So it's been voyeurism
all along.
606
00:37:52,207 --> 00:37:54,292
- What?
- Voyeurism.
607
00:37:54,376 --> 00:37:57,379
He wanted to observe us
without being seen himself.
608
00:37:57,587 --> 00:38:00,590
It's a common trait among
people who pretend to be dead.
609
00:38:00,715 --> 00:38:03,551
You see, they like to hang around
to see what happens afterwards.
610
00:38:04,161 --> 00:38:06,805
- Wait just a doggone minute.
- That makes perfect sense.
611
00:38:06,888 --> 00:38:08,181
And it's obvious why he did it.
612
00:38:08,264 --> 00:38:09,641
- Obvious?
- Exactly! Yes.
613
00:38:09,724 --> 00:38:11,601
Because he's a self-made man,
614
00:38:11,685 --> 00:38:13,853
and then he has
these rotten relatives...
615
00:38:14,104 --> 00:38:16,189
He pretends to die, hoping
his kids will band together
616
00:38:16,314 --> 00:38:17,816
and learn something
about real life.
617
00:38:17,899 --> 00:38:19,275
Don't be such a smart guy!
618
00:38:19,484 --> 00:38:21,403
But his little experiment
goes over like a lead Edsel.
619
00:38:21,528 --> 00:38:22,570
[SCOFFS]
620
00:38:22,654 --> 00:38:24,280
And there he is,
stuck being dead,
621
00:38:24,364 --> 00:38:25,990
and that's where we come in.
622
00:38:26,199 --> 00:38:29,244
You know, Susan,
you really are very good.
623
00:38:29,577 --> 00:38:31,621
- Well...
- No. I really mean it.
624
00:38:31,830 --> 00:38:33,915
And I think
I owe you an apology.
625
00:38:33,998 --> 00:38:37,001
Just 'cause I don't take
Lucky Steele seriously
626
00:38:37,085 --> 00:38:39,421
doesn't mean I shouldn't
have taken you seriously.
627
00:38:40,130 --> 00:38:41,381
Why, Thomas...
628
00:38:41,589 --> 00:38:45,677
No. You've made some very
clever deductions on this case.
629
00:38:46,094 --> 00:38:49,973
Well, when you work
with the best,
630
00:38:50,098 --> 00:38:53,226
your game is bound
to go up a notch or two.
631
00:38:53,727 --> 00:38:56,354
Hello?
Pardon me for intruding,
632
00:38:56,604 --> 00:38:58,231
but if I'm gonna be
resurrected today,
633
00:38:58,314 --> 00:38:59,816
we'd better get back
to the boat.
634
00:39:01,234 --> 00:39:04,362
Well, partner, I think
we just solved a case.
635
00:39:04,446 --> 00:39:06,906
We definitely solved a case.
636
00:39:07,240 --> 00:39:09,159
MELISSA: What do you mean
you solved the case?
637
00:39:09,409 --> 00:39:11,077
Did you find the will, Thomas?
638
00:39:11,161 --> 00:39:13,329
No, Melissa,
it's been destroyed.
639
00:39:13,413 --> 00:39:15,081
You found evidence
against Melissa?
640
00:39:15,165 --> 00:39:17,250
No, Arthur, I'm sorry, I didn't.
641
00:39:18,084 --> 00:39:22,005
Thomas, please don't toy with me.
You know how it upsets me.
642
00:39:22,255 --> 00:39:24,591
All right, here's our solution.
643
00:39:27,218 --> 00:39:28,511
Daddy?
644
00:39:29,095 --> 00:39:31,055
Oh, my God!
645
00:39:36,436 --> 00:39:37,812
Where were you?
646
00:39:37,896 --> 00:39:40,523
It's a long story, honey.
A long story.
647
00:39:40,690 --> 00:39:42,400
For once you got
nothing to say, huh?
648
00:39:42,609 --> 00:39:44,277
Well, this is a great day!
649
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:46,571
You can't imagine
how much I missed you.
650
00:39:46,780 --> 00:39:48,865
Do all your cases
turn out like this?
651
00:39:48,953 --> 00:39:50,454
Of course.
652
00:40:10,970 --> 00:40:12,430
MAGNUM:
Drop it, Arthur.
653
00:40:18,102 --> 00:40:21,439
I was wondering when you were
gonna get around to this, Arthur.
654
00:40:21,564 --> 00:40:23,650
You were right,
Mr. Magnum.
655
00:40:24,067 --> 00:40:26,736
But I'd give anything
if you hadn't been.
656
00:40:26,945 --> 00:40:29,489
Here you are! I wondered
where you got away...
657
00:40:29,656 --> 00:40:31,282
What is it, Thomas?
658
00:40:31,699 --> 00:40:33,034
What's going on?
659
00:40:33,243 --> 00:40:35,995
Your brother was about
to murder your father.
660
00:40:36,287 --> 00:40:37,664
I knew it!
661
00:40:37,747 --> 00:40:39,499
Didn't I tell you
he was vicious?
662
00:40:39,582 --> 00:40:41,501
Thank God
you caught him, Thomas.
663
00:40:41,584 --> 00:40:45,296
Well, unfortunately, I've
also caught his accomplice.
664
00:40:45,380 --> 00:40:46,339
You.
665
00:40:46,631 --> 00:40:47,590
Me?
666
00:40:50,510 --> 00:40:52,637
What are you talking about?
667
00:40:52,846 --> 00:40:56,140
Well, your job was to keep me
occupied until I heard shots,
668
00:40:56,224 --> 00:40:57,600
and then I'd rush in,
669
00:40:57,684 --> 00:40:59,310
and I guess Arthur
would shoot me, too.
670
00:40:59,519 --> 00:41:01,896
That is crazy, Thomas.
671
00:41:02,397 --> 00:41:04,148
You know how much
you mean to me.
672
00:41:04,232 --> 00:41:07,193
I could never do anything
to hurt you.
673
00:41:07,402 --> 00:41:09,445
It won't work
this time, Melissa.
674
00:41:09,529 --> 00:41:11,322
I'm turning you in.
675
00:41:12,490 --> 00:41:14,075
Please, Thomas.
676
00:41:14,158 --> 00:41:16,077
Please don't do this.
677
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:18,288
We can be happy together.
678
00:41:19,496 --> 00:41:21,416
I'm sorry, Melissa.
679
00:41:21,499 --> 00:41:23,960
Not as sorry
as you're going to be.
680
00:41:24,669 --> 00:41:27,547
[LAUGHS IN TRIUMPH]
Great job, Lissy!
681
00:41:27,672 --> 00:41:29,674
Shut up, Artie, and get
back over there with them!
682
00:41:29,908 --> 00:41:31,827
But we're partners,
aren't we, Lis?
683
00:41:32,010 --> 00:41:34,679
Ha! And you were gonna dump me
just as soon as you could, so forget it.
684
00:41:34,804 --> 00:41:36,556
Well, Mr. Magnum,
it seems as though
685
00:41:36,639 --> 00:41:39,767
I've finally gotten my children
to work together on something.
686
00:41:39,976 --> 00:41:41,644
Well, don't worry
about it, William.
687
00:41:41,895 --> 00:41:45,231
See, Melissa has forgotten
688
00:41:45,857 --> 00:41:48,109
that I work with a partner.
689
00:41:48,234 --> 00:41:50,653
In fact, Susan has
you covered right now.
690
00:41:51,988 --> 00:41:53,281
[SCOFFS]
691
00:41:53,364 --> 00:41:54,991
Nice try, Thomas.
692
00:41:55,199 --> 00:41:59,078
You don't think I'd leave a potential
murder victim unguarded, do you?
693
00:41:59,829 --> 00:42:03,041
Okay, Susan,
you can come out now.
694
00:42:09,964 --> 00:42:11,716
This is it, Susan!
695
00:42:11,841 --> 00:42:13,468
Pick your spot!
696
00:42:14,636 --> 00:42:18,264
Just so we can end this
little charade, Thomas,
697
00:42:18,389 --> 00:42:23,061
I want you to go over there and
open that closet door very carefully.
698
00:42:23,144 --> 00:42:24,562
The closet?
699
00:42:24,771 --> 00:42:26,064
Go on!
700
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:33,404
If Susan were in the closet,
701
00:42:34,155 --> 00:42:37,241
it wouldn't be a very
good time to shoot,
702
00:42:37,367 --> 00:42:39,619
because I'd be
in the line of fire.
703
00:42:39,744 --> 00:42:41,120
No, sir.
704
00:42:41,204 --> 00:42:44,457
Don't shoot when I open
the door of the closet.
705
00:42:46,876 --> 00:42:49,754
Freeze, tramp,
or you're wallpaper.
706
00:42:50,171 --> 00:42:53,174
I told you
to hide in the closet!
707
00:42:53,257 --> 00:42:54,676
SUSAN:
I know!
708
00:42:54,801 --> 00:42:59,347
But Lucky always says to pick
the most bizarre spot you can find.
709
00:42:59,806 --> 00:43:01,349
All right, Melissa,
710
00:43:01,432 --> 00:43:03,768
I strongly suggest
that you drop that gun,
711
00:43:03,893 --> 00:43:06,354
because you've never been
one of my favorite people.
712
00:43:06,562 --> 00:43:07,897
I'm afraid not.
713
00:43:08,022 --> 00:43:10,149
You see, Thomas has
entertained me a couple of times
714
00:43:10,233 --> 00:43:13,111
with stories about how
bad you are with a gun.
715
00:43:17,573 --> 00:43:21,995
All right, Melissa, I want you
to pay very close attention.
716
00:43:27,959 --> 00:43:31,921
I guess I understated Susan's
skill a little for comic effect.
717
00:43:32,839 --> 00:43:33,840
Drop it.
718
00:43:34,048 --> 00:43:34,882
Don't do it.
719
00:43:35,133 --> 00:43:37,176
You have no idea how
much it hurts to be shot.
720
00:43:37,260 --> 00:43:39,762
I mean the bullet
rips into the flesh,
721
00:43:39,846 --> 00:43:42,056
and then it
tumbles around, it's...
722
00:43:42,265 --> 00:43:44,058
All right!
Just shut up about it!
723
00:43:44,142 --> 00:43:47,020
Please, Melissa, put it down.
It won't do you any good anyway.
724
00:43:47,103 --> 00:43:49,522
This afternoon at 6:00
I married Louise.
725
00:43:49,772 --> 00:43:51,899
Your secretary?
726
00:43:53,109 --> 00:43:54,068
Arthur?
727
00:43:55,611 --> 00:43:56,821
Artie!
728
00:43:57,780 --> 00:43:59,240
Oh, Artie!
729
00:44:05,246 --> 00:44:07,081
Nice right cross.
730
00:44:07,707 --> 00:44:11,335
And that was about the most
amazing shot I've ever seen.
731
00:44:12,003 --> 00:44:15,214
Well, actually
I was aiming for the lamp.
732
00:44:15,465 --> 00:44:18,968
I figured you could
jump Melissa in the dark.
733
00:44:19,969 --> 00:44:22,096
You've had so much practice.
734
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:27,769
I can't believe Lucky Steele
has a placement service!
735
00:44:29,896 --> 00:44:31,189
Isn't it great?
736
00:44:31,272 --> 00:44:33,232
Thomas, if I do well
in this interview,
737
00:44:33,316 --> 00:44:36,319
I'll be a private investigator
in Los Angeles!
738
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:38,815
But, Susan, you could make
a living here.
739
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:41,866
L.A. is so exciting, Thomas.
740
00:44:41,949 --> 00:44:44,660
I'll have an office
on Wilshire Boulevard,
741
00:44:44,744 --> 00:44:47,705
with a glass door
and a ceiling fan,
742
00:44:47,830 --> 00:44:50,917
and a male secretary
I'll call "Doll Face."
743
00:44:51,334 --> 00:44:54,462
I'd better go.
I don't wanna be late.
744
00:44:55,755 --> 00:44:59,425
Well, just don't go getting
locked up in any small rooms
745
00:44:59,509 --> 00:45:01,719
with anybody else but me.
746
00:45:01,969 --> 00:45:03,429
[SUSAN CHUCKLING]
747
00:45:03,679 --> 00:45:05,640
I wouldn't dream of it.
748
00:45:06,432 --> 00:45:11,104
Thomas, if you ever need me
to help you out with a case,
749
00:45:11,312 --> 00:45:15,441
that's all you have to do, is just pick
up the longhorn and give me a jingle,
750
00:45:15,566 --> 00:45:18,820
and I'll be here before you
can say, "Book 'em, Danno."
751
00:45:21,531 --> 00:45:23,491
I'm gonna miss you, Susan.
752
00:45:24,867 --> 00:45:26,577
[VOICE CRACKING]
Me, too.
753
00:45:33,793 --> 00:45:35,962
Well...
[CLEARS THROAT]
754
00:45:36,045 --> 00:45:37,880
So long, partner.
755
00:45:41,676 --> 00:45:42,927
You didn't...
756
00:45:44,387 --> 00:45:47,849
[STAMMERING] It's a little tricky.
You better let me.
757
00:45:53,187 --> 00:45:54,856
[SIGHING]