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CAN YOU BELIEVE
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FEATHERWEIGHT GOT
HIS CUTIE MARK?
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FEATHERWEIGHT… BEFORE US!
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GREAT CUTIE MARK,
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FEATHERWEIGHT.
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LOOKING GOOD!
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I GIVE UP.
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I'VE GOT IT!
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THE ANSWER TO ALL OUR PROBLEMS!
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THE "FOAL FREE PRESS"?
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HOW'S THE SCHOOL PAPER GONNA GET
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US OUR CUTIE MARKS?
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MOVE YOUR CABOOSE!
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UH-OH.
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THAT'S GRANNY SMITH.
GOTTA RUN!
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MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING TO
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THIS NEWSPAPER IDEA.
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I GUESS IT'S WORTH A SHOT.
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APPLE BLOOM, YOUR NEWSPAPER
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IDEA WAS NOTHING BUT A BIG BUST.
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WE TRIED EVERYTHING FROM
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PAPER-MACHE TO MAKING BIRDS'
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NESTS AND NOTHING WORKED.
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WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
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WHAT I MEANT WAS WE SHOULD
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WRITE FOR THE PAPER.
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WE CAN GET OUR CUTIE MARKS AS
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JOURNALISTS!
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* MY LITTLE PONY *
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* MY LITTLE PONY *
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* AH-AH-AH-AH *
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* MY LITTLE PONY *
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* I USED TO WONDER WHAT
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FRIENDSHIP COULD BE *
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* MY LITTLE PONY *
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* UNTIL YOU ALL SHARED ITS
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MAGIC WITH ME *
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* BIG ADVENTURE *
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* TONS OF FUN *
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* A BEAUTIFUL HEART *
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* FAITHFUL AND STRONG *
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* SHARING KINDNESS *
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* IT'S AN EASY FEAT *
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* AND MAGIC MAKES IT ALL
COMPLETE *
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* YEAH, MY LITTLE PONY *
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* DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE ALL MY VERY
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BEST FRIENDS? *
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OKAY, CLASS, SEE YOU TOMORROW!
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OH, FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO WANT TO
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JOIN THE NEWSPAPER STAFF,
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STAY HERE BECAUSE WE'RE
MEETING RIGHT NOW!
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CUTIE MARKS IN JOURNALISM.
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SUCH A GOOD IDEA!
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WELCOME, EVERYPONY!
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NOW, AS YOU KNOW, OUR EDITOR IN
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CHIEF GRADUATED LAST YEAR.
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OH! OH! OH!
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OH-WO-WO-WO-WO!
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YES?
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WHAT'S AN EDITOR IN CHIEF?
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GOOD QUESTION, SWEETIE BELLE.
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I LIKE THOSE REPORTER'S
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INSTINCTS.
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THE "FOAL FREE PRESS" IS A
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STUDENT-RUN PAPER.
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I'M ONLY INVOLVED AS AN ADVISOR,
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SO THE EDITOR IN CHIEF IS THE
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PONY IN CHARGE, FROM CHOOSING
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THE STORIES TO MAKING SURE IT
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GETS TO PRESS ON TIME.
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NOW, AS I SAID, WE HAVE A NEW
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EDITOR THIS YEAR.
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DIAMOND TIARA?!
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HMM!
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I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE NOW TO
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DISCUSS EVERYPONY'S ASSIGNMENTS.
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HAVE FUN!
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ALL RIGHT! LISTEN UP!
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THE "FOAL FREE PRESS" IS A JOKE.
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HUH?
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NO PONY AT THIS SCHOOL TAKES
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IT SERIOUSLY.
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WELL, I, THE EDITOR IN CHIEF IN
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CHARGE, AM GONNA DELIVER US TO
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NEWFOUND GLORY!
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YAY!
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FIRST THINGS FIRST… WHERE'S
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THE STAFF PHOTOGRAPHER?
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GET OUT THERE AND DOCUMENT
EVERYTHING!
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I'LL DECIDE WHAT'S IMPORTANT.
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THE REST OF YOU, I WANT
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HARD-HITTING NEWS AND
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INTERESTING THINK PIECES.
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NO MORE NAMBY-PAMBY STORIES LIKE
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LAST YEAR'S EDITOR.
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BUT NAMBY PAMBY WAS A GREAT
EDITOR.
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WELL, THERE'S A NEW REGIME
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NOW, AND I WANT JUICY STORIES…
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THE JUICIER THE BETTER!
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NOW GET OUT THERE AND REPORT!
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LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, GIRLS.
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MAYBE WE CAN TRY PACKING BOXES
AGAIN.
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BUT THIS COULD BE OUR LAST
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CHANCE TO EARN OUR CUTIE MARKS.
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IF WE REALLY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE
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JOURNALISTS, ISN'T IT WORTH A
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LITTLE GRIEF?
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I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
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WE CAN TAKE A LITTLE BIT OF
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DIAMOND TIARA FOR A LIFETIME OF
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CUTIE MARKS.
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COME ON!
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LET'S GO GET THOSE MARKS!
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MY FIRST STORY'S GONNA BE AN
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EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW.
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I SAW A BRAND-NEW NEST OF
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BABY BIRDS THE OTHER DAY.
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I BET OUR READERS WOULD EAT UP A
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SWEET STORY LIKE THAT!
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GRANNY SMITH HAS ALL SORTS OF
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GREAT STORIES.
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I RECKON I'LL DO A PIECE ON THE
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HISTORY OF PONYVILLE.
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I HOPE YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING
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BECAUSE EVERYTHING SO FAR IS
UNUSABLE.
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"BABY BIRDS BORN"?
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"RARITY'S HOT, NEW HAT"?
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"PONYVILLE: THE EARLY YEARS"?!
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UGH!
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU CALL THIS,
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BUT IT SURE ISN'T NEWS!
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WE JUST THOUGHT…
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GET SOMETHING ELSE ON MY DESK
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BY THE END OF THE DAY!
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AND IT BETTER BE JUICY!
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NOW WHAT?
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT I HAD TO DO
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TO GET THAT STORY?
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OH, YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO
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KNOW WHAT I HAD TO SIT THROUGH.
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OH, GET IT OFF ME, SNAILS!
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EH, YOU GET IT OFF ME, SNIPS.
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AAH! STOP IT!
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YOU ARE MAKING IT WORSE!
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YAH!
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AH, GREAT.
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I'LL GET IT.
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AAH!
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GET IT OFF!
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GET IT OFF!
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HEY, FEATHERWEIGHT, COME HERE!
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TAKE A FEW PICTURES OF THIS.
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THEN MEET ME DURING LUNCH.
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GIRLS, I HAVE OUR STORY!
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"SNIPS AND SNAILS AND BUBBLEGUM
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VEILS"… AND THAT'S WHEN THE
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BIGGEST JOKESTER IN SCHOOL
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REALLY STUCK HIS HOOF IN IT,
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LITERALLY!
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THE "FOAL FREE PRESS" IS
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USUALLY JUST BORING NEWS AND
STUFF.
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SO FUNNY!
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OUR MOTHERS ALWAYS TOLD US
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WE'D END UP IN THE PAPER SOME
DAY.
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YEAH. HEY, LOOK!
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WE FINALLY GOT THE GUM OUT!
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YOUR COLUMN IS A SENSATION!
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I DON'T WANT YOU DOING NEWS
ANYMORE.
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I WANT MORE COLUMNS LIKE THIS…
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COLUMNS ABOUT PONIES AND THEIR
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PRIVATE LIVES, THE THINGS THEY
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DO WHEN THEY THINK THEY'RE
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ALONE…
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YOU THREE OUR MY NEW GOSSIP
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COLUMNISTS!
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AND I LOVE THE WAY YOU SIGNED
IT.
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"GABBY GUMS"… THAT WAS A
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STROKE OF GENIUS!
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WE COULDN'T FIT ALL OF OUR
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NAMES, SO WE DECIDED TO CREATE
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ONE FOR ALL THREE OF US.
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WELL, I WANT MORE GABBY GUMS!
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NICE WORK, GIRLS.
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BUT WE SURE SEEM TO HAVE A
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GIFT FOR GOSSIP.
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IF WE CAN WRITE A FEW MORE OF
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THESE GABBY GUMS COLUMNS, WE'LL
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EARN OUR CUTIE MARKS FOR SURE!
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WHOO-HOO!
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SCOOTALOO, DO YOU HAVE
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ANYTHING?
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NO.
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APPLE BLOOM?
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SORRY.
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LET'S FACE IT.
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NOTHING VERY JUICY HAPPENS
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AT THIS SCHOOL.
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WE'RE DOOMED.
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OOH!
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SWEETIE BELLE… WAS SHE RAISED
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IN A BARN OR SOMETHING?
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OOH, YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T BE
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SNOOPING, RARITY.
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OH, BUT IT'S SO MUCH FUN,
RARITY.
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HELLO.
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WHAT'S THIS?
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GUM ON THEIR BUM!
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TOO RICH!
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CAN YOU PLEASE KEEP IT DOWN
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WITH ALL THE LAUGHTER!
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I'M TRYING TO…
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HEY!
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EH!
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I-I WAS JUST…
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ARE YOU SNOOPING THROUGH MY
SADDLEBAG?
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HOW DARE YOU?!
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OH, BUT THIS GABBY GUMS
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COLUMN IS SO FUNNY!
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YOU ACTUALLY LIKE THE SCHOOL
PAPER?
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IT'S SO MUCH JUICIER THAN
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ANYTHING IN THE BORING OLD
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"PONYVILLE EXPRESS."
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COULD I BORROW THIS TO SHOW MY
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FRIENDS?
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YOUR FRIENDS WOULD WANT
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TO READ THE "FOAL FREE PRESS"?
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OH, THEY JUST LOVE
GABBY GUMS!
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WHO IS SHE, ANYWAY?
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I'VE NEVER HEARD OF HER BEFORE.
IS SHE A NEW…
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WE GAVE UP TOO QUICKLY,
GIRLS.
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FORGET TRYING TO SQUEEZE STORIES
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OUT OF THIS SCHOOL.
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WE NEED TO EXPAND!
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WE COULD FIND ALL KINDS OF
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GREAT GOSSIP OUT THERE IN
PONYVILLE!
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WE'LL NEED TO TELL
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FEATHERWEIGHT TO START WORKING
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OVERTIME.
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SWEETIE BELLE, YOU'RE A
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GENIUS!
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"POUND AND PUMPKIN CAKE: TRIP
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TO THE STORE ENDS IN TEARS."
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GABBY GUMS COMES THROUGH AGAIN!
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THE PONYVILLE NEWSSTAND WANTS TO
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CARRY THE "FOAL FREE PRESS"!
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PONIES KEEP COMING BY AND ASKING
FOR IT.
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SEND THEM 20 COPIES.
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AND IF THEY RUN OUT OF THOSE,
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WE'LL SEND THEM 20 MORE!
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YOU THREE ARE DOING A GREAT JOB
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FOR THIS PAPER.
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KEEP THOSE COLUMNS COMING!
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THIS IS GREAT!
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THIS IS THE LIFE, ISN'T IT,
GIRLS?
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THE BEST HOOFICURE I'VE EVER
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HAD.
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YOU SAID IT. UH.
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I DON'T KNOW IF I'VE EVER BEEN
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SO RELAXED.
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YOU GUYS!
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AAH!
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THE NEW GABBY GUMS JUST CAME
OUT!
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"THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE'S
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SECRETS REVEALED"!
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WE ALREADY READ THAT ONE,
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RAINBOW DASH.
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COME ON, RELAX.
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HAVE A HOOFICURE.
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IT FEELS AMAZING.
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DID YOU FORGET WHO YOU'RE
TALKING TO?
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THE DAY I GET A HOOFICURE IS THE
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DAY I TURN IN MY DAREDEVIL
LICENSE.
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BESIDES, I HAVEN'T READ THIS
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GABBY GUMS, YET.
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WELL, DO IT QUIETLY, WILL
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YA?
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SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO UNWIND.
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I LIKE GABBY GUMS, TOO, BUT
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DON'T YOU THINK SHE CAN BE A
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LITTLE MEAN?
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SHE'S NOT MEAN, TWILIGHT.
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SHE'S A HOOT!
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"CELESTIA JUST LIKE US"?
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GABBY GUMS DOESN'T VALUE
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ANYPONY'S PRIVACY.
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OH, LIGHTEN UP, TWILIGHT.
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IT'S NOTHING BUT HARMLESS
GOSSIP.
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YEAH, TWILIGHT.
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I MEAN, LISTEN TO THIS ONE!
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"MAYOR NOT NATURALLY GREAT"…
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THE MAYOR IN A MANE-DYEING
SCANDAL?
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WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO READ THAT?
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I JUST CAN'T HELP FEELING
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SORRY FOR THE PONIES FEATURED IN
HER COLUMNS.
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IT'S GOT TO BE A LITTLE
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EMBARRASSING.
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ARE YOU KIDDING?
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DO YOU KNOW HOW AWESOME IT IS TO
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GET YOUR NAME IN THE PAPER?
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RAINBOW, WHY DON'T YOU JOIN
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ME IN ONE OF THESE DELICIOUS
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HOOFICURES?
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IT'S THAT GOOD, HUH?
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WELL, MAYBE JUST ONE LITTLE
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HOOF.
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AAH!
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FORGET IT.
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I DON'T LIKE PONIES TOUCHING MY
HOOVES.
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MAN, I'D LOVE IT IF GABBY GUMS
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DID A STORY ON ME.
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SHE DID ONE ON ME.
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WHAT?!
WAAH!
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"EXCLUSIVE: LOCAL DRAGON
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TELLS ALL"!
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SPIKE OPENS UP ABOUT
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CANTERLOT, NAPS, AND HIS
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FAVORITE JAMS.
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IT'S OUR BEST COLUMN YET!
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MORE LIKE YOUR WORST COLUMN
YET!
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GABBY GUMS DIDN'T BECOME THE
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BIGGEST THING IN PONYVILLE WITH
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NAMBY-PAMBY STORIES LIKE THIS!
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YEAH, SHE'S RIGHT.
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THIS COLUMN IS A LITTLE SOFTER
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THAN OUR USUAL GOSSIP.
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WERE YOU GUYS FEELING GUILTY
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ABOUT ALL THE GOSSIP, TOO?
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LIKE, MAYBE WE COULD BE HURTING
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OTHER PONIES' FEELINGS?
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YEAH.
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I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING
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BECAUSE EVERYPONY LOVES
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GABBY GUMS SO MUCH, BUT I WAS
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SORT OF HOPING WE COULD START
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WRITING MORE STORIES LIKE THIS
ONE.
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ME TOO.
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IF WE'RE GONNA GET OUR
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CUTIE MARKS, WE'VE GOT TO GIVE
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THE PONIES WHAT THEY WANT.
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AW.
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"APPLEJACK ASLEEP ON THE JOB."
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CAN Y'ALL BELIEVE THIS?
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AND THIS ONE… "BIG MACINTOSH:
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WHAT'S HE HIDING?"
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WHO THE HAY DOES THIS GABBY GUMS
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THINKS SHE IS?
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LISTEN TO THIS ONE…
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"TWILIGHT SPARKLE: I WAS A
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CANTERLOT SNOB."
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"A WELL-PLACED SCALY SOURCE
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CLOSE TO THE PRISSY PONY SAYS,
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'TWILIGHT SPARKLE THINKS
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PONYVILLE IS NOTHING BUT MUDDY
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ROADS AND LOW-CLASS RUDES.'"
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00:13:25,109 --> 00:13:26,109
SPIKE.
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00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:29,650
HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING?
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00:13:29,733 --> 00:13:30,859
WELL, I-I DIDN'T!
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00:13:30,942 --> 00:13:32,608
GABBY GUMS MADE THAT UP!
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00:13:32,691 --> 00:13:34,192
I NEVER SAID ANYTHING LIKE THAT!
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00:13:34,275 --> 00:13:35,984
EVERYPONY, PLEASE.
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SHE'S JUST A HARMLESS SCHOOL
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PONY ENGAGED IN A LITTLE IDOL
GOSSIP.
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00:13:39,983 --> 00:13:41,650
YOU'RE REALLY MAKING TOO BIG A
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DEAL OUT OF THIS.
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00:13:42,858 --> 00:13:44,608
BUT IT'S ALL LIES.
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GABBY GUMS PRINTS WHATEVER SHE
WANTS.
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00:13:46,733 --> 00:13:47,650
SHE DOESN'T CARE WHOSE
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REPUTATION SHE DESTROYS.
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00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:50,734
"FLUTTERSHY HAS TAIL
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EXTENSIONS."
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00:13:54,775 --> 00:13:56,817
"PINKIE PIE IS AN OUT-OF-CONTROL
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PARTY ANIMAL."
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00:13:57,858 --> 00:13:58,858
WHAT?!
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00:13:59,858 --> 00:14:01,400
IT'S TRUE!
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00:14:01,483 --> 00:14:03,109
I DO HAVE A PROBLEM!
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00:14:04,192 --> 00:14:04,984
OH, LOOK.
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00:14:05,067 --> 00:14:06,775
ACCORDING TO THIS ONE, THE CAKES
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ARE BREAKING UP.
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00:14:08,858 --> 00:14:09,858
WE ARE?!
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00:14:10,525 --> 00:14:12,984
WELL, MY LIFE IS OFFICIALLY
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OVER.
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00:14:13,942 --> 00:14:15,567
GABBY GUMS HAS MADE IT TO
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CLOUDSDALE.
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00:14:16,733 --> 00:14:18,900
"RAINBOW DASH: SPEED DEMON OR
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SUPER SOFTY?"
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00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:21,567
I GRABBED AS MANY COPIES AS I
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00:14:21,650 --> 00:14:23,817
COULD, BUT IT WAS TOO LATE!
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00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:26,150
I'M A LAUGHINGSTOCK!
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00:14:27,025 --> 00:14:27,775
SEE, RARITY.
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00:14:27,858 --> 00:14:29,650
YOUR SO-CALLED HARMLESS GOSSIP
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CAN BE VERY HURTFUL.
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00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:33,608
HONESTLY, YOU PONIES HAVE NO
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00:14:33,691 --> 00:14:34,775
SENSE OF HUMOR.
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00:14:34,858 --> 00:14:36,859
SO SHE TWEAKS A FEW PONIES
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00:14:36,942 --> 00:14:37,984
EVERY NOW AND THEN.
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00:14:38,067 --> 00:14:39,234
MAYBE THEY DESER…
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00:14:40,691 --> 00:14:42,234
I'LL DESTROY HER!
398
00:14:42,317 --> 00:14:44,151
"THE DRAMA QUEEN DIARIES"…
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00:14:44,234 --> 00:14:45,775
SHE'S REPRINTED MY DIARY!
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00:14:45,858 --> 00:14:47,400
HOW COULD GABBY GUMS POSSIBLY
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00:14:47,483 --> 00:14:49,650
GET ACCESS TO MY PRIVATE DIARY?!
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00:14:49,733 --> 00:14:50,734
WE'VE GOT TO PUT A STOP TO
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THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.
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00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:54,650
SWEETIE BELLE'S ON THE NEWSPAPER
STAFF.
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00:14:54,733 --> 00:14:57,109
MAYBE SHE KNOWS WHO GABBY GUMS
IS.
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00:14:59,109 --> 00:15:00,567
MY SISTER WOULD NEVER ASSOCIATE
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00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:01,984
WITH SOMEONE AS BEASTLY AS
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00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:03,151
GABBY GUMS!
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00:15:03,234 --> 00:15:04,483
I RESENT YOU EVEN SUGGESTING
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00:15:04,566 --> 00:15:05,984
SUCH A THING, TWILIGHT!
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00:15:06,067 --> 00:15:08,442
WHY, SHE'S THE MOST INNOCENT,
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MOST LOVELY…
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00:15:10,983 --> 00:15:13,859
MOST EVIL PONY IN EQUESTRIA!
414
00:15:13,942 --> 00:15:15,692
HOW COULD MY OWN SISTER STEAL MY
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00:15:15,775 --> 00:15:17,358
PRIVATE DIARY?
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00:15:17,441 --> 00:15:20,234
HOW COULD MY OWN SISTER BE…
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GABBY GUMS?
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00:15:29,566 --> 00:15:32,525
ET TU, GABBY GUMS?
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00:15:32,608 --> 00:15:33,442
YOU KNOW?
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00:15:33,525 --> 00:15:34,442
HOW'D YOU FIND OUT?
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00:15:34,525 --> 00:15:37,317
LOOK IN THE PAGES OF YOUR
BETRAYAL!
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00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:38,567
OH, YEAH.
423
00:15:38,650 --> 00:15:40,525
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?
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00:15:40,608 --> 00:15:42,608
YOU STOLE MY SECRET DIARY AND
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00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:44,483
PUBLISHED IT FOR ALL THE WORLD
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00:15:44,566 --> 00:15:45,442
TO READ.
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00:15:45,525 --> 00:15:47,608
GOSSIP CAN BE A VERY HURTFUL
THING.
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00:15:47,691 --> 00:15:49,151
IT IS AN INVASION OF PRIVACY,
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00:15:49,234 --> 00:15:51,317
JUST LIKE WHEN I SNOOPED THROUGH
YOUR SADDLEBAG.
430
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:53,442
YOU DIDN'T LIKE THAT MUCH,
DID YOU?
431
00:15:53,525 --> 00:15:54,525
NO.
432
00:15:54,650 --> 00:15:56,026
WHAT IS IMPORTANT IS THAT YOU
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00:15:56,109 --> 00:15:57,734
UNDERSTAND HOW YOUR COLUMN MAKES
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00:15:57,817 --> 00:15:58,817
THE PONIES THAT YOU'RE WRITING
435
00:15:58,900 --> 00:16:00,067
ABOUT FEEL.
436
00:16:00,150 --> 00:16:01,567
I DO UNDERSTAND, AND WE'VE
437
00:16:01,650 --> 00:16:02,984
ALL BEEN FEELING GUILTY.
438
00:16:03,067 --> 00:16:04,650
BUT WE JUST WANT OUR CUTIE MARKS
439
00:16:04,733 --> 00:16:06,234
SO BADLY.
440
00:16:06,317 --> 00:16:07,650
DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT
441
00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:09,317
WRITING NASTY THINGS AND MAKING
442
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:11,026
EVERYPONY FEEL HORRIBLE IS YOUR
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00:16:11,109 --> 00:16:11,984
DESTINY?
444
00:16:12,067 --> 00:16:13,817
WELL, WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT
445
00:16:13,900 --> 00:16:14,650
WAY…
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00:16:14,733 --> 00:16:15,859
NO!
447
00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:17,984
I WON'T LET YOU QUIT!
448
00:16:18,067 --> 00:16:19,442
BUT THE GOSSIP WE'VE BEEN
449
00:16:19,525 --> 00:16:20,817
PRINTING IS HURTING EVERYPONY'S
450
00:16:20,900 --> 00:16:21,817
FEELINGS!
451
00:16:21,900 --> 00:16:23,483
FEELINGS?!
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00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:25,317
I DON'T CARE ABOUT FEELINGS!
453
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:27,567
GABBY GUMS IS MY BREAD AND
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BUTTER, AND I'M NOT GONNA LET
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00:16:29,109 --> 00:16:30,234
YOU GOODY-TWO-HORSESHOES TAKE
456
00:16:30,317 --> 00:16:31,400
THAT AWAY FROM ME!
457
00:16:31,483 --> 00:16:33,151
WE'RE SORRY, DIAMOND TIARA,
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00:16:33,234 --> 00:16:35,026
BUT WE'VE MADE OUR DECISION.
459
00:16:35,109 --> 00:16:37,234
YEAH, YOU CAN'T FORCE US TO
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00:16:37,317 --> 00:16:39,026
KEEP GOSSIPING.
461
00:16:39,109 --> 00:16:41,400
WHEN YOU SEE THESE…
462
00:16:41,483 --> 00:16:44,025
YOU MAY NOT WANT TO QUIT AFTER
ALL.
463
00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:50,525
I TOLD FEATHERWEIGHT TO DOCUMENT
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EVERYTHING.
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00:16:56,441 --> 00:16:59,317
AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE DID.
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00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:01,151
GIVE ME THOSE!
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00:17:01,234 --> 00:17:02,859
SORRY, GIRLS… PROPERTY OF
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00:17:02,942 --> 00:17:04,900
THE "FOAL FREE PRESS."
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00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:06,692
AND IF GABBY GUMS REALLY DOES GO
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00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:08,067
INTO RETIREMENT, I'LL NEED
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00:17:08,150 --> 00:17:09,859
SOMETHING TO FILL THAT EMPTY
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00:17:09,942 --> 00:17:10,942
COLUMN SPACE.
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00:17:12,359 --> 00:17:14,067
NOW, GET OUT THERE AND BRING ME
474
00:17:14,150 --> 00:17:16,317
MORE GABBY GUMS!
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00:17:18,483 --> 00:17:20,317
WE'LL FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS,
GIRLS.
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00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:22,608
MAYBE RAINBOW DASH WILL HAVE
A STORY FOR US.
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00:17:22,691 --> 00:17:23,692
SHE'S ALWAYS GOOD FOR SOME
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00:17:23,775 --> 00:17:24,817
GOSSIP.
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00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:26,400
RAINBOW DASH!
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00:17:26,483 --> 00:17:28,151
HEY, RAINBOW DASH!
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00:17:28,234 --> 00:17:31,317
WELL, IF IT ISN'T GABBY GUMS.
482
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:32,900
YOU HEARD, TOO, HUH?
483
00:17:32,983 --> 00:17:34,400
ARE YOU KIDDING?
484
00:17:34,483 --> 00:17:37,026
EVERYPONY IN TOWN KNOWS IT'S YOU
THREE.
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00:17:37,109 --> 00:17:38,276
DON'T SUPPOSE YOU'LL LET US
486
00:17:38,359 --> 00:17:40,275
WRITE A COLUMN ON YOU, HUH?
487
00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:52,608
OH, HI, ANGEL.
488
00:17:52,691 --> 00:17:54,566
IS FLUTTERSHY HOME?
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00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:06,026
HEY, WHAT GIVES?
490
00:18:06,109 --> 00:18:07,026
AHA!
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00:18:07,109 --> 00:18:08,400
TWILIGHT THOUGHT YOU MIGHT TRY
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00:18:08,483 --> 00:18:09,817
TO SHOW YOUR FACES AROUND HERE,
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00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:11,858
SO SHE PUT UP A FORCE FIELD.
494
00:18:13,983 --> 00:18:16,317
OH, COME ON, APPLEJACK.
495
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,525
YOU'RE NOT MAD AT US, TOO,
ARE YOU?
496
00:18:18,608 --> 00:18:19,608
YUP.
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00:18:19,691 --> 00:18:21,942
YOU'RE NOT EVEN GONNA
TALK TO US?
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00:18:22,025 --> 00:18:23,192
NOPE.
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00:18:23,275 --> 00:18:24,358
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF
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00:18:24,441 --> 00:18:25,734
YOURSELF, HUMILIATING YOUR
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00:18:25,817 --> 00:18:27,067
SISTER AND ME LIKE THAT.
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00:18:27,150 --> 00:18:28,026
WE DON'T WANT TO TALK TO ANY OF
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Y'ALL RIGHT NOW, SO TAKE YOUR
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00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:30,942
LITTLE GOSSIP COLUMN AND YOUR
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00:18:31,025 --> 00:18:32,567
EMBARRASSING PHOTOGRAPHS AND
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00:18:32,650 --> 00:18:34,608
JUST GO AWAY!
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00:18:45,817 --> 00:18:47,067
WE'VE RUINED ALL OF OUR
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00:18:47,150 --> 00:18:48,734
FRIENDSHIPS, AND WE STILL DON'T
509
00:18:48,817 --> 00:18:50,567
HAVE OUR CUTIE MARKS.
510
00:18:50,650 --> 00:18:52,567
THIS IS THE WORST DAY EVER.
511
00:18:52,650 --> 00:18:53,608
OH, YEAH?
512
00:18:53,691 --> 00:18:55,483
WAIT TILL TOMORROW… OUR MOST
513
00:18:55,566 --> 00:18:57,026
EMBARRASSING MOMENTS ARE ABOUT
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TO BE PUBLISHED FOR EVERYPONY TO
LAUGH AT.
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00:18:59,858 --> 00:19:02,192
SO WHAT DO WE DO?
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00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:03,276
I DON'T KNOW.
517
00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:04,151
BUT WE'RE NOT LEAVING THIS
518
00:19:04,234 --> 00:19:05,775
CLUBHOUSE UNTIL WE THINK OF
519
00:19:05,858 --> 00:19:06,942
SOMETHING.
520
00:19:12,775 --> 00:19:13,692
THAT'S IT!
521
00:19:13,775 --> 00:19:15,400
GABBY GUMS IS OUT OF TIME.
522
00:19:15,483 --> 00:19:16,775
RUN THESE INSTEAD!
523
00:19:16,858 --> 00:19:18,358
I WANT THIS PAPER ON EVERY
524
00:19:18,441 --> 00:19:20,525
STREET CORNER IN PONYVILLE!
525
00:19:20,608 --> 00:19:21,608
YES, MA'AM.
526
00:19:23,067 --> 00:19:24,817
STOP THE PRESSES!
527
00:19:24,900 --> 00:19:26,608
UH…THEY HAVEN'T STARTED
528
00:19:26,691 --> 00:19:27,691
YET.
529
00:19:27,942 --> 00:19:30,567
WE HAVE A GABBY GUMS COLUMN!
530
00:19:30,650 --> 00:19:31,525
HMM.
531
00:19:31,608 --> 00:19:33,900
YOU'RE LUCKY I'M NICE.
532
00:19:34,817 --> 00:19:36,900
THIS BETTER NOT HAPPEN AGAIN, OR
533
00:19:36,983 --> 00:19:37,983
ELSE.
534
00:19:46,817 --> 00:19:47,984
WELL DONE, DIAMOND TIARA.
535
00:19:48,067 --> 00:19:49,525
YOU'VE AVERTED YET ANOTHER
536
00:19:49,608 --> 00:19:50,734
CRISIS WITH YOUR AMAZING
537
00:19:50,817 --> 00:19:53,400
DIPLOMATIC SKILLS.
538
00:19:54,317 --> 00:19:56,483
"AN OPEN LETTER TO PONYVILLE BY
539
00:19:56,566 --> 00:19:57,608
GABBY GUMS"?!
540
00:19:57,691 --> 00:19:59,525
WHAT IS THIS?!
541
00:19:59,608 --> 00:20:01,567
OOH, THEY'RE NOT GONNA GET AWAY
542
00:20:01,650 --> 00:20:02,400
WITH THIS!
543
00:20:02,483 --> 00:20:04,276
I'LL PUBLISH THOSE PHOTOS
544
00:20:04,359 --> 00:20:05,358
TOMORROW!
545
00:20:05,441 --> 00:20:07,817
THEY MESSED WITH THE WRONG PONY.
546
00:20:09,650 --> 00:20:11,067
"TO THE CITIZENS OF
547
00:20:11,150 --> 00:20:13,151
PONYVILLE… FOR SOME TIME NOW,
548
00:20:13,234 --> 00:20:14,817
YOU'VE BEEN READING THIS COLUMN
549
00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:16,026
TO GET THE LATEST DIRT AND THE
550
00:20:16,109 --> 00:20:18,151
HOTTEST BUZZ, BUT THIS WILL BE
551
00:20:18,234 --> 00:20:19,317
MY FINAL PIECE.
552
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:20,900
WE WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE
553
00:20:20,983 --> 00:20:22,984
PAIN AND EMBARRASSMENT
WE'VE CAUSED."
554
00:20:23,067 --> 00:20:24,817
"YOU SEE, I'M ACTUALLY THREE
555
00:20:24,900 --> 00:20:26,984
LITTLE FILLIES… SWEETIE BELLE,
556
00:20:27,067 --> 00:20:29,150
APPLE BLOOM, AND SCOOTALOO."
557
00:20:30,317 --> 00:20:31,817
"AS THE POPULARITY OF OUR
558
00:20:31,900 --> 00:20:34,317
COLUMN GREW, WE GOT SWEPT UP IN
THE HYPE.
559
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,942
WE KNEW THAT WHAT WE WERE DOING
560
00:20:36,025 --> 00:20:37,859
DIDN'T FEEL QUITE RIGHT, BUT WE
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00:20:37,942 --> 00:20:39,109
IGNORED THE GUILT BECAUSE
562
00:20:39,192 --> 00:20:40,817
EVERYPONY SEEMED TO WANT TO READ
563
00:20:40,900 --> 00:20:43,109
WHAT WE WERE WRITING."
564
00:20:43,192 --> 00:20:44,900
"FROM NOW ON, WE PROMISE TO
565
00:20:44,983 --> 00:20:47,483
RESPECT EVERYPONY ELSE'S PRIVACY
566
00:20:47,566 --> 00:20:48,984
AND WE WON'T ENGAGE IN HURTFUL
567
00:20:49,067 --> 00:20:50,276
GOSSIP ANYMORE."
568
00:20:50,359 --> 00:20:51,775
"ALL WE CAN DO IS ASK FOR
569
00:20:51,858 --> 00:20:54,276
YOUR FORGIVENESS, PONYVILLE.
570
00:20:54,359 --> 00:20:55,900
SIGNING OFF FOR THE VERY LAST
571
00:20:55,983 --> 00:20:59,109
TIME… XOXO, GABBY GUMS."
572
00:21:01,109 --> 00:21:02,859
WELL, STAFF, I GUESS I GAVE A
573
00:21:02,942 --> 00:21:04,400
LITTLE TOO MUCH AUTHORITY TO A
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00:21:04,483 --> 00:21:05,775
FIRST-TIME EDITOR.
575
00:21:06,317 --> 00:21:07,859
I'M SORRY, DIAMOND TIARA.
576
00:21:07,942 --> 00:21:09,358
I HAVE TO STRIP YOU OF YOUR
577
00:21:09,441 --> 00:21:10,441
TITLE.
578
00:21:13,109 --> 00:21:14,276
AND FOR THE NEXT EDITOR OF
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00:21:14,359 --> 00:21:15,483
THE "FOAL FREE PRESS"…
580
00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:16,567
PBHT!
581
00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:18,650
HERE'S YOUR NEW EDITOR IN
582
00:21:18,733 --> 00:21:19,692
CHIEF…
583
00:21:19,775 --> 00:21:21,109
FEATHERWEIGHT!
584
00:21:24,234 --> 00:21:25,400
HIM?!
585
00:21:25,483 --> 00:21:27,026
BUT WHAT ABOUT ME?
586
00:21:27,109 --> 00:21:28,483
HERE YOU GO!
587
00:21:28,566 --> 00:21:30,817
I'VE BEEN PROMOTED TO STAFF
588
00:21:30,900 --> 00:21:31,900
PHOTOGRAPHER.
589
00:21:38,650 --> 00:21:40,650
* MY LITTLE PONY *
590
00:21:43,025 --> 00:21:45,025
* MY LITTLE PONY *
591
00:21:55,900 --> 00:21:58,026
* MY LITTLE PONY *
592
00:21:58,109 --> 00:22:02,109
* FRIENDS *