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♪ Fourth Thursday in November ♪
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♪ That is when
we must remember ♪
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♪ How the Pilgrims
would have died ♪
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♪ If not for friendship
of a tribe... ♪
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Thank you so much for helping
backstage. This year.
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Really, it's made
such a difference.
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- That's nice.
- Yeah.
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How... how is your boyfriend?
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- We broke up.
- Oh, sorry.
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Good riddance! Just kidding.
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Oh.
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What are you doing
for Thanksgiving?
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Well, I always spend it
with my grandmother...
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- That's so nice.
- But she just died.
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Oh, my God! I'm so sorry.
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That's terrible. When?
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Well, it was about a month ago.
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It was while I was writing
the Halloween madrigal.
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No wonder it was so deep.
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♪ What's it all about? ♪
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♪ Is there any point? ♪
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♪ Do we start dying ♪
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♪ the moment we are born...? ♪
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Well, I better go
warm up the gourds.
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Paul!
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Yeah?
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Well... Oh!
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What is that?
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I went to five grocery stores,
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and I got the last turkey
in America.
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No, Jess, we're not doing
Thanksgiving, okay?
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We talked about this.
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We're just gonna
watch football, drink beer
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and then we are going
to Best Buy for Black Friday.
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Or as I like to
call it, "Friday."
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It's our thing, Jess.
It's Dudesgiving.
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Okay, no matter how many e-mails
you send, that's not a thing.
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- It's real, man. It's totally real.
- It's not real.
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We're not calling it that.
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It has been two years since I've
had an American Thanksgiving.
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- We talked about this.
- Look, it's not a big deal.
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I'm just cooking dinner
for you guys... and Paul.
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- What?
- What?
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- Hmm? What?
- Did you say "and Paul"?
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Who's Paul?
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Did you invite somebody
named Paul to our house?
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Yes, I did.
I asked someone out.
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Asked someone out?
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Jess, be honest--
is the turkey named Paul?
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It's a real guy.
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And he teaches at my school.
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And he's really, really hot!
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And the turkey is named Hank--
Hanksgiving.
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And we are gonna eat him, so...
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Hanksgiving.
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♪ Hey, girl ♪
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♪ What you doing? ♪
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♪ Hey, girl ♪
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♪ Where you going? ♪
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♪ Who's that girl? ♪
♪ Who's that girl? ♪
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♪ Who's that girl? ♪
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♪ Who's that girl? ♪
♪ It's Jess. ♪
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Sync by Alice l Corrections by gloriabg
www.addic7ed.com.
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Don't worry, guys,
I will do everything.
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Are we gonna be able
to hang out with Paul or
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is he also a teacher?
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No, he's a total guy's guy.
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He normally spends Thanksgiving
with his nana,
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but she just passed away.
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That's a great plan, Jess,
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be the girl who
replaces his dead nana.
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I know!
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Guys, look, this is a bad idea.
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He's gonna be our fifth
roommate, I'm telling you.
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It's a first date.
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We don't know him, okay?
We got to figure out
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whether or not he's
the right guy for us.
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We deserve to be happy.
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You guys, don't even get up.
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Just enjoy your beers.
It's gonna be a great meal.
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Just curious, does anybody know
anything about cooking?
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- Mm-mmm.
- No pressure.
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Just, like, cooking a turkey,
for example.
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It says you need
some kind of string.
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- Trussing string.
- Don't, Schmidt!
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That's a good turkey tip.
You got more?
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Here's a tip: don't cook
Thanksgiving dinner
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for five people in 14 hours.
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Here's another tip: don't ask
a guy out on a first date
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on the least sexy holiday
in America.
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What are the most sexy holidays?
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The most sexy holidays
are Fourth of July,
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uh, Independence Day,
obviously,
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Women's History Month
and Christmas.
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- Will you help me?
- No, definitely not.
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What if I invite Cece?
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Don't do it, Schmidt.
Beer, football, Black Friday.
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Thanksgiving with Cece.
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- No, Schmidt.
- Okay.
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- No, no, no, no!
- No, Schmidt!
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But I want to let you know
up front that I've got
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some control issues
in the kitchen,
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so I'm gonna do this,
I'm cooking the whole meal.
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I don't want you
touching anything.
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And I don't want to hear,
"Schmidt, Schmidt,
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you're using too much tarragon,"
because I'm not.
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You will never
hear that from me.
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I'm in.
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- Come on, Schmidt!
- Yes!
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So, this guy's gonna thaw out
by tomorrow, right?
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What are we, scientists?
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Oh!
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Hey, look at that, it's ready.
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What am I gonna do?!
He comes in three hours!
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Oh, God, I can't get it in!
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We've all been
here, am I right?
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Jar.
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Maybe if I take off all my
clothes and I get in bed with
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him, the heat of my body
will warm it up.
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I'm not gonna lie. This is turning
me on a little bit. - It is?
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- Hey, guys.
- Cece! Thank God. Come down here
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and lie on the turkey with me.
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Oh, hell, yeah, do that.
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Yeah, do it.
That'd be good.
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- This is a terrible idea.
- Yeah, 100%.
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I put it on permanent press.
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Good, so you don't
have to iron it.
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No! He's here early!
How do I look?
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It's better if you don't know.
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- Hi!
- Hey!
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- Come on in.
- All right.
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Paul, everybody!
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- Hey.
- Hey-yo.
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- Welcome to our home.
- Thank you. Hey.
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♪ It ain't so quirky
to eat a lot of turkey ♪
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♪ On this Thanksgiving
Day-ay-ay. ♪
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♪ My belly's wanting
something ♪
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♪ A pie made out of pumpkin ♪
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♪ In every gobble-gobble
way-ay-ay. ♪
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I didn't know you were
going back to back.
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Happy Thanksgiving.
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Oh, my God,
there's two of them.
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It's good to see you.
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Um...
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So, I'm just gonna freshen up.
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Oh, thanks.
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And I'll be right back.
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I forgot to tell you,
Paul brought his violin,
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and with a little coaxing, he
fiddle with the old horsehairs.
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Only if you don't mind
being enchanted.
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I just want to watch the game.
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Hey, Nick, can I talk to you?
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I just need you not to do
that thing that you do.
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What thing?
I don't do a thing.
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Yes, you get all mean and you
make that little turtle face.
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Okay, I don't think
I make a turtle face.
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Just talk to him
like a normal human being.
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Not about politics
or small business loans
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or the Google
conspiracy thing, okay?
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I've only seen him at school,
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and I really want
to wow him tonight, okay?
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Please, he's the only guy
I've liked since Spencer.
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I'm not good at this stuff,
so please just help me.
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All right, fine, I'll help you.
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Shake on that, pardner?
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I don't want to do it
like that, though.
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- Fair enough.
- Fair enough.
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Can I sit here?
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Parsley?
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Guy roommates.
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Three guys.
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It's intimidating.
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I gotta be honest,
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it's intimidating coming
to that arena.
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It's hard to get to know people.
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It's like Goldilocks
and the Three Bears.
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Bet you're the bear who has the
bed that's just right.
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Hmm.
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It's a teacher joke, sorry.
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Okay, here's what
we're gonna do, Paul.
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Um, just so I get to
know you a little better
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- and you can know me better,
- Yeah.
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We're gonna play a little game.
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- Oh, great. Fun, yeah.
- All right, I'm gonna say something,
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and you're gonna say the first
thing that pops in your head.
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Kazoo.
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Okay, we haven't
even started yet.
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Okay. I'm gonna stick
with kazoo.
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Right, okay, um,
"boundaries."
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Important.
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Okay, um,
"other people's stuff."
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Private.
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Good. Uh, "loud
early morning sex."
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Nice work if you can get some.
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- Hey, Paul.
- Hey, Nicholas.
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What's going on, guys?
Nicholas, wow.
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Just two dudes playing
word-association games,
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kicking back
a couple of pumpkin ales.
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I think that's a lager, right?
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Mm-mm, this is an ale.
It has to do
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- with the fermentation process.
- Could be, could be.
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Uh, hey, do you want
to watch football, the Lions?
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Ah, yes! The mighty,
mighty Lions of Des Moines.
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They play every
Thanksgiving, right,
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because they're the most
ferocious of the teams.
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Lions from Detroit.
Detroit Lions.
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That's another...
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What you gobbling about,
turkeys?
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Anyone who tells you
the future of gravy
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is nitrogen-based is cooking
with blinders on, Cece.
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What is...? Are you...?
Did you wash your hands?
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I'll wash them after.
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Okay, no.
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See, just, can you just stop?
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Because now the entire bowl
of walnuts is compromised.
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Wow. You're very sanitary.
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Do you wash your hands
ten times a day?
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Okay, look, don't worry, Cece.
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If I need to,
I can get my hands dirty.
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I mean, I get dirty all over.
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Would you eat
this filthy walnut?
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Yeah, I mean,
I'd eat the... yeah.
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Okay, open your mouth.
Open your mouth, Schmidt.
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No!
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Beautiful savage.
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- Oh, intermission.
- No, it's halftime.
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It's parade time.
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It's robot turkey.
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You know, it was
Grandma's favorite.
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We used to love watching
the parade together.
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She was the best.
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Check it out.
Here she is.
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Here's the lady.
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- Oh, she's beautiful!
- Yeah. We used to get
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in the funniest
arm-wrestling matches.
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Hey, can I show you something?
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Uh, picture here.
That's my grandpa.
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- Aw...
- Died last year.
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I'm so sorry.
Sorry, Winston.
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Thanks. Thanks, man.
It's okay.
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This picture right here
was when he tried
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to quit drinking.
That was a bad idea for everybody.
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This is the first time
he tried gelatto.
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He did not like that.
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What was his name?
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His name was Nelson.
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Hey, Schmidt, how's it going?
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Well, I need some walnuts.
I have no walnuts.
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I should go get those.
You should stay here with the turkey.
251
00:09:40,922 --> 00:09:44,424
Though, shoot.
I have had two pumpkin ales.
252
00:09:44,492 --> 00:09:46,626
I probably shouldn't get
behind the wheel of a car.
253
00:09:46,694 --> 00:09:48,728
Nick, how many pumpkin ales
have you had?
254
00:09:48,797 --> 00:09:50,697
Oh, I've had zero pumpkin ale.
255
00:09:50,765 --> 00:09:52,999
Then can you take Paul
to the store, right?
256
00:09:55,735 --> 00:09:58,004
♪ Getting some walnuts,
getting some walnuts. ♪
257
00:09:58,071 --> 00:09:59,571
I'm sorry, man,
258
00:09:59,639 --> 00:10:02,574
are you singing about
what we're doing?
259
00:10:02,642 --> 00:10:04,677
Yeah, guess I was.
260
00:10:04,744 --> 00:10:06,378
Sometimes I don't even realize
I'm doing it.
261
00:10:06,446 --> 00:10:07,680
Where are you from?
262
00:10:07,747 --> 00:10:09,347
Chicago.
263
00:10:09,415 --> 00:10:10,415
Oh, land of plenty.
264
00:10:10,482 --> 00:10:12,150
It's weird being in L.A.
265
00:10:12,218 --> 00:10:13,284
It doesn't feel like
Thanksgiving.
266
00:10:13,285 --> 00:10:14,285
It feels like there should be,
267
00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:15,753
like, a little nip in the air,
you know?
268
00:10:15,822 --> 00:10:18,690
A little bit like...
269
00:10:18,757 --> 00:10:20,458
- Yeah, totally.
- ...an autumn crisp.
270
00:10:20,526 --> 00:10:23,394
So, Jess said you're
a lawyer, right?
271
00:10:23,462 --> 00:10:26,430
I dropped out of law school.
I had three semesters to go.
272
00:10:26,497 --> 00:10:28,398
Oh, what?!
So close!
273
00:10:29,166 --> 00:10:30,667
So you're still trying
to figure it out, right?
274
00:10:30,735 --> 00:10:32,169
That's what your 20s are for.
275
00:10:32,237 --> 00:10:33,537
I'm 30, so...
276
00:10:39,175 --> 00:10:41,077
Oh, Mr. Copycat.
277
00:10:41,078 --> 00:10:42,712
That's where
I get my copies made.
278
00:10:42,779 --> 00:10:43,980
No way!
Yep!
279
00:10:44,048 --> 00:10:45,514
You get your copies there?!
280
00:10:45,582 --> 00:10:47,750
I don't, I don't.
It was the other one.
281
00:10:47,818 --> 00:10:49,986
Oh, you have got to be
kidding me, man. - No.
282
00:10:50,054 --> 00:10:52,322
That's right.
283
00:10:52,389 --> 00:10:53,756
I need long sustained mashes.
284
00:10:56,192 --> 00:10:58,327
Oh, hey, you've got
something on your nose right...
285
00:10:58,394 --> 00:11:00,762
What?! What?!
286
00:11:00,830 --> 00:11:01,997
No!
287
00:11:02,065 --> 00:11:03,966
What is wrong with you?
288
00:11:04,033 --> 00:11:05,700
Look at this recipe.
Look at the recipe.
289
00:11:05,768 --> 00:11:07,435
Where in this recipe
290
00:11:07,503 --> 00:11:09,404
does it say "put mashed
potatoes on Schmidt's nose"?
291
00:11:09,472 --> 00:11:11,639
Look at it. No.
Here? Here? Here?
292
00:11:11,707 --> 00:11:12,773
- Go on, show me!
- Schmidt!
293
00:11:14,642 --> 00:11:15,743
- Oh, hey. Hey.
- Look, Paul, move.
294
00:11:15,810 --> 00:11:18,012
We got the nuts, Jess.
295
00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:19,480
I don't think Nick
likes me very much.
296
00:11:19,547 --> 00:11:21,015
No.
297
00:11:22,918 --> 00:11:24,585
Turkey!
298
00:11:26,054 --> 00:11:28,121
Turkey's on fire! Fire!
299
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,394
Jar.
300
00:11:34,961 --> 00:11:36,462
It's like a Prince video.
301
00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:38,664
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
302
00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:40,666
I really wanted you
to have a good time.
303
00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:42,135
Remember when it was
only dudes living here,
304
00:11:42,203 --> 00:11:43,903
- and we had no fires?
- This is ridiculous.
305
00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:45,737
Three months ago we didn't
even know this girl.
306
00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:47,806
My Lasik'd eye is freaking out.
307
00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:50,109
Okay, that's it. We're leaving.
Guys, let's get out of here.
308
00:11:50,176 --> 00:11:52,577
- I've had a great time.
- Paul, I am so sorry.
309
00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:54,813
We're going to the bar.
We can't get rid of the smoke.
310
00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:56,282
Wait.
311
00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:57,616
Wait, wait, wait!
Hold on,
312
00:11:57,683 --> 00:12:00,084
we can still do this.
What are you guys doing?
313
00:12:00,152 --> 00:12:01,685
I have been dying
to try that food
314
00:12:01,753 --> 00:12:02,987
you've been cooking all day.
315
00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:04,188
You've been slaving
away in there.
316
00:12:04,256 --> 00:12:05,589
- What's your name again?
- Schmidt.
317
00:12:05,657 --> 00:12:07,658
- Right.
- You know, it's my last name.
318
00:12:07,726 --> 00:12:09,860
Well, my last name
is Genzlinger,
319
00:12:09,929 --> 00:12:11,796
and I'd like to eat
the food that you've been
320
00:12:11,863 --> 00:12:13,298
making all day, Schmidt.
321
00:12:13,365 --> 00:12:15,666
Yeah, all right.
Genzlinger.
322
00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:17,634
- I'm with Genzlinger.
- I have an idea!
323
00:12:17,701 --> 00:12:20,503
Let's go next door.
324
00:12:20,571 --> 00:12:23,173
Mrs. Beverly's really great.
She's visiting her sister,
325
00:12:23,241 --> 00:12:25,342
but she gave me her
spare key for emergencies.
326
00:12:25,410 --> 00:12:27,610
So we're breaking and entering.
That's a felony, FYI.
327
00:12:27,678 --> 00:12:29,246
Hey, law school! Nice!
328
00:12:29,314 --> 00:12:31,315
No, we're not breaking in.
329
00:12:31,382 --> 00:12:33,182
I gave her a key
to our place, too.
330
00:12:33,250 --> 00:12:36,018
She sometimes has
a problem with her shower.
331
00:12:37,620 --> 00:12:39,989
No, not you.
332
00:12:40,057 --> 00:12:42,558
What are you doing? You promised
me you'd be nice to him.
333
00:12:42,625 --> 00:12:45,328
I was nice to him!
I've been very nice to Paul.
334
00:12:45,395 --> 00:12:46,794
The whole car ride
over I was nice to him.
335
00:12:46,795 --> 00:12:47,996
You know what he tells me about?
336
00:12:47,997 --> 00:12:49,298
He likes Air Bud 2.
337
00:12:49,366 --> 00:12:50,632
He loves dogs.
I know where
338
00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:53,201
he gets his copies made.
He likes to whistle.
339
00:12:53,269 --> 00:12:55,170
He wanted to open
the door with me,
340
00:12:55,237 --> 00:12:56,972
so when my hand
went up, so did his.
341
00:12:57,039 --> 00:12:58,273
Oh, I get it.
342
00:12:58,341 --> 00:13:00,708
He's not cool enough for you.
343
00:13:00,776 --> 00:13:02,743
'Cause nobody can be cool
enough for cool Nick Miller.
344
00:13:02,811 --> 00:13:04,544
I'm Nick Miller.
345
00:13:04,612 --> 00:13:06,847
I'm so cool,
I'll make my cool face.
346
00:13:06,914 --> 00:13:08,115
Why don't you like him?
347
00:13:08,183 --> 00:13:09,416
Who cares? Do you like him?
348
00:13:09,484 --> 00:13:11,151
Of course I like him.
349
00:13:11,219 --> 00:13:13,187
Okay, fine! It doesn't matter
what I think, does it?
350
00:13:13,254 --> 00:13:14,821
'Cause I don't have
to have sex with him.
351
00:13:14,889 --> 00:13:17,057
I do. I want to.
352
00:13:17,125 --> 00:13:20,826
I want to have sex
with him big-time.
353
00:13:20,894 --> 00:13:22,161
- Great.
- You heard me!
354
00:13:22,229 --> 00:13:23,729
Big-time! Okay?
355
00:13:23,797 --> 00:13:25,731
I want to take him down
to Chinatown
356
00:13:25,799 --> 00:13:28,868
and slice him off a piece
of this pumpkin pie, okay?
357
00:13:28,935 --> 00:13:31,204
- What is pumpkin pie?
- I want to do all the things that you do
358
00:13:31,271 --> 00:13:33,373
in a bedroom, with him, okay?
359
00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:35,341
I want to do it standing up
and sitting down,
360
00:13:35,409 --> 00:13:37,042
and half-up and half-down,
361
00:13:37,110 --> 00:13:38,710
and the wiggly one,
and the Bear Attack,
362
00:13:38,777 --> 00:13:40,545
and the claws in the head,
363
00:13:40,613 --> 00:13:43,248
and the one the figure skaters do,
and the What's For Lunch,
364
00:13:43,316 --> 00:13:45,884
and the... Give Me That Hat.
Let's just say
365
00:13:45,951 --> 00:13:48,020
that I'm good.
I'm really, really good.
366
00:13:48,087 --> 00:13:51,156
- And I don't care what you think!
- Then why did you ask me?
367
00:13:53,125 --> 00:13:54,925
Hey, Jess.
368
00:13:54,993 --> 00:13:57,261
Uh... just want you to know
everyone really loves Paul.
369
00:13:57,329 --> 00:13:59,296
And also, we can hear
everything you're saying.
370
00:13:59,864 --> 00:14:00,731
What?
371
00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:02,400
Play through.
372
00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:06,070
After you, Jess.
373
00:14:09,340 --> 00:14:10,740
Excuse me.
374
00:14:13,577 --> 00:14:16,279
So, um... just a heads-up.
375
00:14:16,347 --> 00:14:18,081
Uh... we're just rehearsing
a play that, uh,
376
00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:20,583
Nick is writing.
It's called...
377
00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:22,318
"Big-Time."
378
00:14:22,386 --> 00:14:24,353
It's... it's about a man
379
00:14:24,421 --> 00:14:30,159
who, um, loves another man
named Paul
380
00:14:30,226 --> 00:14:33,862
and it's not very good.
381
00:14:35,098 --> 00:14:37,332
I'm so sorry.
382
00:14:41,302 --> 00:14:43,371
I've done Give Me That Hat.
383
00:14:43,439 --> 00:14:45,873
Only for me it was like,
I, you know, I was like,
384
00:14:45,941 --> 00:14:47,741
I was like, "Here, take my hat."
385
00:14:47,809 --> 00:14:49,343
Do you know what I mean?
386
00:14:59,207 --> 00:15:02,643
So how bad was it,
on a scale from one to bad?
387
00:15:02,711 --> 00:15:04,444
Let's put it this way:
a normal guy
388
00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:06,714
would've left a long time ago
and he's still here, right?
389
00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:08,082
He's not normal.
390
00:15:13,220 --> 00:15:15,722
Schmidt yelled at me earlier.
391
00:15:15,789 --> 00:15:17,790
Oh, I'm so sorry.
392
00:15:17,858 --> 00:15:19,525
Did he get weird?
He's weird about cooking.
393
00:15:19,593 --> 00:15:21,427
Did you touch his whisk?
394
00:15:21,495 --> 00:15:22,862
No, the thing is, Jess...
395
00:15:22,930 --> 00:15:24,396
is I think I'm into him.
396
00:15:24,464 --> 00:15:26,264
What? Oh, God.
397
00:15:26,332 --> 00:15:28,399
Yeah, he's got this rage
inside of him, this fury,
398
00:15:28,467 --> 00:15:29,601
- and I just love it.
- Hey, Schmidt?
399
00:15:29,669 --> 00:15:31,870
It's hour nine.
I'm starving.
400
00:15:31,938 --> 00:15:34,039
Well, I can blanch or I can talk,
but I can't do both.
401
00:15:34,107 --> 00:15:36,474
I'm going in.
402
00:15:45,050 --> 00:15:46,350
Nick...
403
00:15:46,917 --> 00:15:48,686
I gotta just say
something to you.
404
00:15:48,754 --> 00:15:50,720
I feel like... you think
I'm kind of annoying.
405
00:15:50,788 --> 00:15:52,189
You didn't have to
come here to say that.
406
00:15:52,257 --> 00:15:53,958
You could've done it
from over there. - Okay.
407
00:15:54,026 --> 00:15:55,993
And if that's the case--
which I don't know that it is--
408
00:15:56,061 --> 00:15:57,460
- It is.
- I don't care.
409
00:15:57,528 --> 00:15:59,195
I actually feel
sort of sorry for you,
410
00:15:59,263 --> 00:16:01,097
because at this point
in your life I know
411
00:16:01,165 --> 00:16:03,332
that you'll never dislike me
more than you dislike yourself.
412
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,434
Really? That's what
you're going with, Violin?
413
00:16:07,604 --> 00:16:10,439
Want a little, um,
napkin-folding music?
414
00:16:11,876 --> 00:16:12,975
Kind of need it.
415
00:16:18,715 --> 00:16:20,415
I can't believe
you're still here.
416
00:16:20,483 --> 00:16:22,184
What do you mean?
Of course I'm still here.
417
00:16:22,951 --> 00:16:24,720
Why wouldn't I be here?
418
00:16:24,788 --> 00:16:26,488
Hey.
419
00:16:26,556 --> 00:16:29,356
Let's talk about
what happened earlier.
420
00:16:29,424 --> 00:16:32,560
'Cause you made me feel
like I was a really bad girl.
421
00:16:32,627 --> 00:16:33,828
I know I did, and...
422
00:16:33,896 --> 00:16:36,263
I'm really sorry, Cece.
423
00:16:36,331 --> 00:16:37,865
I'll never yell at you
like that again.
424
00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:41,102
How about now?
425
00:16:41,170 --> 00:16:44,072
Please...
Please don't do that.
426
00:16:44,139 --> 00:16:46,472
Got my dirty little hands
in your pudding. - Can you...
427
00:16:46,540 --> 00:16:48,308
So gross...
428
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:50,177
It's so gross, please...
Oh, God.
429
00:16:50,244 --> 00:16:51,444
Mmm...
430
00:16:52,980 --> 00:16:54,380
- So gross.
- Yell.
431
00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:56,116
I really... I'd really
rather you not do that.
432
00:16:56,184 --> 00:16:57,718
I haven't washed
my hands since 3:00,
433
00:16:57,785 --> 00:16:59,485
- and I'm gonna double-dip.
- It's so gross...
434
00:16:59,553 --> 00:17:00,886
How about now?
435
00:17:02,956 --> 00:17:05,791
It's all the way, it's all the
way in there, with all the...
436
00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:08,560
it's so unsanitary.
Please, just put it...
437
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:10,930
I'm-I'm begging you to...
Please just take the towel!
438
00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:12,765
This may be none
of my business,
439
00:17:12,833 --> 00:17:15,400
but I-I-I really
have to ask you:
440
00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:17,035
Did anything happen
between you and Nick?
441
00:17:17,103 --> 00:17:18,402
- Like, did you guys go out, or--
- What?
442
00:17:18,470 --> 00:17:20,772
'Cause I, I really
don't want to get
443
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:21,940
- in the middle of anything.
- No. No.
444
00:17:22,007 --> 00:17:23,407
No, no, no, no.
445
00:17:23,475 --> 00:17:25,210
- No.
- Good.
446
00:17:25,277 --> 00:17:27,545
Because I really
want to see you again.
447
00:17:27,913 --> 00:17:28,780
Big-time.
448
00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:33,516
- Big-time.
- Big-time.
449
00:17:33,584 --> 00:17:34,752
- Like the play.
- Yeah.
450
00:17:34,819 --> 00:17:36,153
- Cool play.
- It is.
451
00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:37,788
Do you really like him, Winston?
452
00:17:37,856 --> 00:17:40,624
Yes, man! He asked me
my grandpa's name.
453
00:17:40,691 --> 00:17:43,160
- You've never asked me my grandpa's name.
- I don't know, Winston,
454
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:44,828
I always just thought
he was your grandpa.
455
00:17:44,896 --> 00:17:46,797
I mean, you don't know
my grandpa's name.
456
00:17:46,865 --> 00:17:48,831
You mean Mason on your dad's,
or Charles on your mom's?
457
00:17:49,399 --> 00:17:50,900
Yeah, it's Mason and Charles.
458
00:17:50,968 --> 00:17:52,135
Ho, ho, ho, baby.
459
00:17:53,202 --> 00:17:54,771
Oh, that looks lovely.
460
00:17:54,838 --> 00:17:56,438
- Genzlinger!
- Schmidt!
461
00:17:56,506 --> 00:17:57,774
- Yeah, buddy.
- You kidding me?
462
00:17:57,841 --> 00:17:59,742
- Oh, it looks incredible.
- It really does.
463
00:17:59,810 --> 00:18:02,111
What if you play something
for us before we start?
464
00:18:02,179 --> 00:18:03,412
- Before? Oh, no, no.
- Yes!
465
00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:04,647
- Please?
- Play.
466
00:18:04,714 --> 00:18:06,982
You're all hungry.
You know you want to do it.
467
00:18:07,049 --> 00:18:09,684
- Just do it. - Okay. - Please?
468
00:18:09,752 --> 00:18:11,653
Twist my arm. - Okay.
All right. - Yeah.
469
00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:14,389
- Uh, duet from the pageant, huh?
- Oh.
470
00:18:14,456 --> 00:18:17,125
- Big entrance.
- Okay.
471
00:18:17,693 --> 00:18:20,528
Native Americans,
gather ye round
472
00:18:20,596 --> 00:18:23,230
for I have a new friend
I've met in the forest.
473
00:18:24,766 --> 00:18:26,801
Dead body! Dead body!
474
00:18:26,868 --> 00:18:29,436
Holy God!
475
00:18:29,504 --> 00:18:30,805
There's a dead body in there.
476
00:18:30,872 --> 00:18:33,040
I think there's a dead body.
There's a dead body!
477
00:18:33,108 --> 00:18:34,341
There's a dead body!
478
00:18:34,409 --> 00:18:36,143
Oh! That is real.
479
00:18:36,211 --> 00:18:37,343
- Ooh.
- Oh! God.
480
00:18:37,411 --> 00:18:38,644
- That's a real thing.
- What?
481
00:18:41,847 --> 00:18:43,783
Poor Mrs. Beverly.
482
00:18:43,851 --> 00:18:46,786
Oh, Ms. Beverly
from the mailboxes.
483
00:18:53,293 --> 00:18:54,726
I'm so sorry, Paul.
484
00:18:54,794 --> 00:18:56,728
Oh, it was so fun.
I had a great time.
485
00:18:56,796 --> 00:18:58,297
Anytime, bro.
486
00:18:58,364 --> 00:19:00,132
Hey, listen, we're gonna
go to a Best Buy, later,
487
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,334
and grab a new dryer. Totally
stop by if you need anything.
488
00:19:02,401 --> 00:19:05,304
Oh, good, good.
Okay. Thank you.
489
00:19:05,371 --> 00:19:06,604
Oh. Okay.
490
00:19:06,672 --> 00:19:08,840
All right.
491
00:19:08,907 --> 00:19:10,875
Cool. Thank you.
No, no, no, no, no.
492
00:19:10,943 --> 00:19:13,377
Coming in.
Coming in.
493
00:19:13,445 --> 00:19:14,214
Guys...
494
00:19:15,245 --> 00:19:16,614
- No, no, no.
- Get clear.
495
00:19:22,371 --> 00:19:24,506
At least she died
doing what she loved.
496
00:19:24,574 --> 00:19:26,273
She was on the toilet, Jess.
497
00:19:26,341 --> 00:19:27,874
I'm starving.
498
00:19:27,942 --> 00:19:29,776
Really? Even after that
great meal we didn't have?
499
00:19:30,444 --> 00:19:31,645
Oh, come on, Jess.
500
00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:33,747
Are you going to be
mad at me all night?
501
00:19:33,815 --> 00:19:35,816
Are you cold?
502
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:37,551
Do you want my cardie?
503
00:19:51,665 --> 00:19:52,965
- You came.
- Yeah.
504
00:19:53,033 --> 00:19:55,201
When I was on that
elevator ride from hell,
505
00:19:55,269 --> 00:19:57,203
the coroners told me
to stop crying like a girl.
506
00:19:57,270 --> 00:19:58,570
I told them that was sexist.
507
00:19:58,638 --> 00:20:00,305
- You're right.
- I am right.
508
00:20:00,373 --> 00:20:02,708
And then I decided,
life is too short.
509
00:20:02,775 --> 00:20:04,876
So I went around the corner,
picked up a couple of
510
00:20:04,944 --> 00:20:06,211
turkey subs for your friends--
511
00:20:06,278 --> 00:20:07,612
- Yup.
- They're foot-longers--
512
00:20:07,679 --> 00:20:09,214
and... here I am.
513
00:20:09,281 --> 00:20:10,681
Just a man and his violin.
514
00:20:12,317 --> 00:20:14,418
- You're amazing.
- Hey, no cutting!
515
00:20:14,486 --> 00:20:15,887
- Is he cutting?
- He's not cutting. Relax.
516
00:20:15,955 --> 00:20:17,455
Guys! We got a cutter here!
517
00:20:17,522 --> 00:20:18,689
Calm down, pal. Stop.
518
00:20:18,758 --> 00:20:19,991
He's not cutting.
519
00:20:20,059 --> 00:20:21,191
He's not cutting.
520
00:20:21,259 --> 00:20:22,626
He's... I saved his spot.
521
00:20:22,693 --> 00:20:24,795
- Calm down.
- False alarm!
522
00:20:24,863 --> 00:20:27,131
He's just doing fair tradesies.
523
00:20:27,198 --> 00:20:29,967
Honestly, stop overreacting
to cutting!
524
00:20:30,034 --> 00:20:33,170
I'm going to the back of the line.
This spot's for Paul.
525
00:20:33,238 --> 00:20:34,571
- Thanks, Nick.
- Thank you, Nick.
526
00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:38,775
Hey. Nick.
527
00:20:40,977 --> 00:20:42,078
Wait.
528
00:20:47,184 --> 00:20:48,251
Let's go. Come on.
529
00:20:48,318 --> 00:20:50,586
Hey, I'll go back there, too.
530
00:20:52,156 --> 00:20:55,490
♪ Thursday in November ♪
531
00:20:55,557 --> 00:20:57,058
♪ That's the day we remember ♪
532
00:20:57,126 --> 00:20:58,626
♪ How the Pilgrims
would have died... ♪
533
00:20:58,694 --> 00:21:02,197
It's gonna get a lot worse
before it gets better.
534
00:21:02,265 --> 00:21:03,598
♪ If not for friendship
of a tribe ♪
535
00:21:03,666 --> 00:21:05,967
♪ Oh, oh, oh... ♪
536
00:21:06,035 --> 00:21:08,969
♪ Why don't you
take the fiddle ♪
537
00:21:09,037 --> 00:21:11,071
♪ Fiddle it up
and fiddle it down ♪
538
00:21:11,639 --> 00:21:13,740
♪ Fiddle it all over town. ♪
539
00:21:33,994 --> 00:21:35,761
Where the hell are they going?
540
00:21:35,846 --> 00:21:41,080
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