1 00:00:01,044 --> 00:00:02,090 Mmm. 2 00:00:03,944 --> 00:00:05,412 You know you want in on this, man. 3 00:00:05,580 --> 00:00:06,646 A little fatty toon... 4 00:00:07,115 --> 00:00:08,415 little yellow T... 5 00:00:08,683 --> 00:00:10,150 Cali roll. 6 00:00:10,718 --> 00:00:11,984 Samurai snack. 7 00:00:12,052 --> 00:00:13,386 So scrummy. 8 00:00:13,454 --> 00:00:15,288 I'm good with this. Looks like you're soloing 9 00:00:15,356 --> 00:00:17,257 on $80 worth of sushi, Schmidt. 10 00:00:17,325 --> 00:00:18,592 'Cause I got the means, player. Look, I get 11 00:00:18,659 --> 00:00:20,094 why you don't want to get down there. 12 00:00:20,161 --> 00:00:22,195 But, Winston, you got to climb aboard, man. 13 00:00:22,262 --> 00:00:23,930 You got a serious J-O-B now. 14 00:00:23,997 --> 00:00:25,297 - Serious? - Yeah. 15 00:00:25,365 --> 00:00:26,799 Dude, it's a temp job. 16 00:00:26,867 --> 00:00:28,000 If by "serious," you mean "piece of crap," 17 00:00:28,068 --> 00:00:28,935 then yeah, it's serious. 18 00:00:39,211 --> 00:00:40,379 I'm surprised you haven't made a game of it. 19 00:00:40,411 --> 00:00:41,579 Oh, I've tried. 20 00:00:49,555 --> 00:00:50,889 I'm losing my mind, guys. 21 00:00:51,457 --> 00:00:52,857 You know, I sometimes touch the frayed part 22 00:00:52,924 --> 00:00:54,591 of the power cord just to feel something. 23 00:00:56,461 --> 00:00:57,295 What's up, guys? 24 00:00:57,363 --> 00:00:59,474 Nobody has any lady guests coming over tonight, right? 25 00:00:59,531 --> 00:01:00,765 Lady guests? 26 00:01:01,331 --> 00:01:04,969 And how do you feel about opening your home and your hearts 27 00:01:05,036 --> 00:01:07,204 to the youth of America? 28 00:01:09,539 --> 00:01:12,742 Yo, Miss Day, where should we set up these bells? 29 00:01:15,445 --> 00:01:18,447 # Hey, girl # 30 00:01:18,515 --> 00:01:20,250 # What you doing? # 31 00:01:20,317 --> 00:01:23,552 # Hey, girl # 32 00:01:23,620 --> 00:01:26,054 # Where you going? # 33 00:01:26,122 --> 00:01:28,357 # Who's that girl? # # Who's that girl? # 34 00:01:28,525 --> 00:01:30,825 # Who's that girl? # # Who's that girl? # 35 00:01:30,893 --> 00:01:32,361 # It's Jess. # 36 00:01:32,761 --> 00:01:36,434 1x07 - Bells - 37 00:01:38,734 --> 00:01:40,435 I'm so sorry, you guys, 38 00:01:40,503 --> 00:01:41,635 I should have told you, 39 00:01:41,703 --> 00:01:42,970 but the community center decided 40 00:01:42,971 --> 00:01:45,539 to turn our rehearsal space back into a hallway, so... 41 00:01:45,607 --> 00:01:46,941 I had nowhere to go. 42 00:01:47,009 --> 00:01:48,876 Is this something that a mean, creative judge 43 00:01:48,944 --> 00:01:50,778 - made you do? - Yeah, this is just like 44 00:01:50,846 --> 00:01:52,479 a nightmare I had where you brought over 45 00:01:52,547 --> 00:01:53,948 teenagers with bells. 46 00:01:54,016 --> 00:01:55,349 These kids had a choice 47 00:01:55,417 --> 00:01:57,517 between early morning detention and music, 48 00:01:57,584 --> 00:01:59,219 and they all chose music. 49 00:01:59,287 --> 00:02:00,520 No kidding? 50 00:02:00,587 --> 00:02:02,355 Desiree, bells are not for hitting. 51 00:02:02,423 --> 00:02:04,024 The kids wanted to play band instruments, 52 00:02:04,091 --> 00:02:06,626 but we got a huge donation of handbells, 53 00:02:06,694 --> 00:02:08,528 - which are tres tres dope. - Miss Day, 54 00:02:08,595 --> 00:02:10,663 can I eat some of these crackers up in here? 55 00:02:10,731 --> 00:02:13,132 No, no, no. Water crackers 56 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:16,168 are for adults... to eat with adult cheese. 57 00:02:16,236 --> 00:02:18,103 Can I eat a cracker sushi sandwich? 58 00:02:18,171 --> 00:02:19,738 - No. Jess. - So what, you guys 59 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:22,141 are gonna sit around all night playing "Jingle Bells"? 60 00:02:22,209 --> 00:02:23,608 "Jingle Bells" is a trash song 61 00:02:23,676 --> 00:02:25,044 played on a trash instrument, 62 00:02:25,111 --> 00:02:26,478 and I'm not really asking permission, 63 00:02:26,546 --> 00:02:30,014 I'm giving you a heads-up. 64 00:02:30,082 --> 00:02:32,183 Well, that got serious. 65 00:02:32,251 --> 00:02:35,186 Anyway, you are gonna love these kids. 66 00:02:41,693 --> 00:02:43,494 Thank you, Schmidt. 67 00:02:44,262 --> 00:02:45,328 Wonderful. 68 00:02:46,164 --> 00:02:47,331 Great, guys! 69 00:02:47,398 --> 00:02:49,233 So good. 70 00:02:49,300 --> 00:02:50,633 Just think, you could be 71 00:02:50,701 --> 00:02:51,869 in detention right now. 72 00:02:51,936 --> 00:02:53,237 Is it too late to choose detention? 73 00:02:53,304 --> 00:02:54,704 We suck. 74 00:02:54,772 --> 00:02:56,340 We don't suck, we just need 75 00:02:56,407 --> 00:02:58,108 a little bit of rehearsal. 76 00:02:58,176 --> 00:02:59,642 Hector, okay, good! 77 00:02:59,710 --> 00:03:00,943 Big finish, 78 00:03:01,011 --> 00:03:02,979 and... we're out. 79 00:03:03,046 --> 00:03:04,713 I'm so proud of you. 80 00:03:04,781 --> 00:03:07,083 That's what it feels like to play a song 81 00:03:07,150 --> 00:03:08,851 sort of together. 82 00:03:08,919 --> 00:03:10,052 Bring it in. 83 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:11,153 In. 84 00:03:11,221 --> 00:03:12,321 Yes. 85 00:03:12,389 --> 00:03:14,455 - Ensembell! - Ensembell! 86 00:03:14,723 --> 00:03:15,524 Five minutes 87 00:03:15,592 --> 00:03:17,425 of text time... you earned it. 88 00:03:17,493 --> 00:03:19,261 Oh, dear... Miss Day! 89 00:03:19,328 --> 00:03:21,296 Desiree? 90 00:03:22,364 --> 00:03:23,598 Miss Day! 91 00:03:24,165 --> 00:03:24,866 Oh! 92 00:03:24,934 --> 00:03:26,868 You got a twisted toilet, Miss Day. 93 00:03:26,936 --> 00:03:28,403 Nick! 94 00:03:28,470 --> 00:03:30,738 Toilet situation! Code one! Water only! 95 00:03:30,806 --> 00:03:32,807 - You didn't tell her the system? - Oh, I'm sorry, she went rogue. 96 00:03:32,875 --> 00:03:34,208 You have to turn on the faucet 97 00:03:34,276 --> 00:03:36,843 before you flush the toilet, 'cause... 98 00:03:41,182 --> 00:03:42,416 All right. 99 00:03:44,152 --> 00:03:45,185 Thank you, Nick. 100 00:03:45,253 --> 00:03:46,453 All right. 101 00:03:46,521 --> 00:03:47,854 There we go, no problem. 102 00:03:47,923 --> 00:03:49,088 Perfect. You did it. 103 00:03:49,156 --> 00:03:50,623 The plastic soda bottle is 104 00:03:50,690 --> 00:03:52,125 right where it's supposed to be... 105 00:03:52,192 --> 00:03:54,360 - Back in the wall hole. - What? It's fixed. 106 00:03:54,428 --> 00:03:55,561 I've heard that before. 107 00:04:00,700 --> 00:04:01,567 It's fixed. 108 00:04:04,170 --> 00:04:05,704 It's fixed. 109 00:04:18,250 --> 00:04:19,250 It's fixed. 110 00:04:20,519 --> 00:04:21,885 Okay, Nick, repeat after me: 111 00:04:21,954 --> 00:04:24,221 I am not the Chinese kid from Goonies. 112 00:04:24,289 --> 00:04:27,258 You know, I fix things just to the point of working, Schmidt. 113 00:04:27,326 --> 00:04:29,560 If you want a fancy-fix, just say so. 114 00:04:29,627 --> 00:04:30,995 Okay. 115 00:04:31,063 --> 00:04:33,364 Please fancy-fix the toilet. 116 00:04:33,432 --> 00:04:34,999 That's all you had to say. 117 00:04:37,568 --> 00:04:38,935 That actually sounds really good. 118 00:04:49,513 --> 00:04:50,847 Whoa. 119 00:04:50,914 --> 00:04:52,315 You're amazing! 120 00:04:54,817 --> 00:04:57,286 Goose pimples. 121 00:04:57,354 --> 00:04:59,621 Look. Each one... 122 00:05:00,189 --> 00:05:01,491 a memory. 123 00:05:07,432 --> 00:05:08,898 Winston, please help me. 124 00:05:08,966 --> 00:05:09,965 Just hear me out. 125 00:05:10,033 --> 00:05:11,599 Two things women love... 126 00:05:11,667 --> 00:05:13,735 Alternative percussion players and role models. 127 00:05:13,803 --> 00:05:16,872 The kids would love it and we'd get to spend time together. 128 00:05:16,940 --> 00:05:19,341 You got to do it... it's a Mitzvah, bro. 129 00:05:19,408 --> 00:05:21,944 - Are you sure you've never rung before? - Believe it or not, Jess, 130 00:05:22,011 --> 00:05:23,912 I have never played handbells before. 131 00:05:23,980 --> 00:05:25,880 I just pick things up easy, that's all. 132 00:05:25,948 --> 00:05:28,515 I know handbells aren't the coolest instrument in the world, 133 00:05:28,583 --> 00:05:30,451 they might not even be the fifth coolest, 134 00:05:30,518 --> 00:05:32,686 but the kids would love it, it would really 135 00:05:32,754 --> 00:05:35,622 mean a lot to them, and if they saw how good you are, 136 00:05:35,690 --> 00:05:37,258 I think they'd really get into it 137 00:05:37,326 --> 00:05:38,893 and maybe try a little bit harder. 138 00:05:38,961 --> 00:05:41,095 Also, there's, like, a lot of potentially 139 00:05:41,163 --> 00:05:43,796 cool, like, bell shorthand we could use to talk about... 140 00:05:43,865 --> 00:05:45,232 Nick... 141 00:05:45,299 --> 00:05:46,799 while he's right there we'll be, like... 142 00:05:47,368 --> 00:05:48,434 "Nick's such a tinkle!" 143 00:05:48,735 --> 00:05:50,270 "I think he's more like a tonkel." 144 00:05:51,272 --> 00:05:53,139 Tinkle and tonkel are potential 145 00:05:53,607 --> 00:05:55,342 - bell talk we could use. - I get it. 146 00:05:55,409 --> 00:05:56,877 Just be cool, please. 147 00:05:56,944 --> 00:05:57,977 I am cool. 148 00:05:58,044 --> 00:06:00,346 Before you make your decision, 149 00:06:00,413 --> 00:06:03,382 I'd only need you till the concert on Sunday. 150 00:06:04,649 --> 00:06:06,085 I don't know, I think I could be into this. 151 00:06:06,152 --> 00:06:07,219 - Yay! - And with 152 00:06:07,287 --> 00:06:09,788 that statement, he never had sex again. 153 00:06:09,856 --> 00:06:12,824 # Winston and me are playing bells every day... # 154 00:06:12,893 --> 00:06:14,759 Until Sunday. I'm cool. 155 00:06:18,864 --> 00:06:19,998 Nick, look, I don't mean to nag you, 156 00:06:20,065 --> 00:06:21,232 but how long is this gonna take? 157 00:06:21,300 --> 00:06:24,335 Fancy-fix, fancy amount of time. 158 00:06:24,403 --> 00:06:27,338 'Cause I would like to use my own bathroom now. 159 00:06:30,275 --> 00:06:30,807 Sir, bathrooms 160 00:06:30,875 --> 00:06:32,575 - are for customers only. - Mm. 161 00:06:32,643 --> 00:06:34,978 How dare you. 162 00:06:35,046 --> 00:06:37,281 If only there were some sort of pipe and... 163 00:06:37,348 --> 00:06:39,283 and water expert that we could hire 164 00:06:39,650 --> 00:06:41,919 - to come and fix this problem. - Yeah, I can't 165 00:06:41,986 --> 00:06:44,554 - afford a plumber. - A plumber! That's what it's called! 166 00:06:44,622 --> 00:06:45,722 You really want to do this? 167 00:06:45,790 --> 00:06:47,123 You want to have this fight with me? 168 00:06:47,190 --> 00:06:48,657 You want to go down this path, Schmidt? 169 00:06:48,725 --> 00:06:50,359 I don't know, is this a path that you recently fixed? 170 00:06:50,427 --> 00:06:51,560 It's called self-reliance. 171 00:06:51,628 --> 00:06:53,229 'Cause unlike you, Schmidt, 172 00:06:53,297 --> 00:06:56,131 I don't just throw my money at problems. 173 00:06:56,198 --> 00:06:57,866 All I'm hearing is that I can't use my bathroom 174 00:06:58,066 --> 00:06:59,100 because you're poor. 175 00:06:59,168 --> 00:07:00,335 Look, it's your lucky day, buddy. 176 00:07:00,403 --> 00:07:01,970 I'm gonna pay for the plumber. 177 00:07:02,038 --> 00:07:03,905 No, Schmidt, I don't want your charity. 178 00:07:03,973 --> 00:07:07,642 Well, you seem very happy using my emergency tools. 179 00:07:07,709 --> 00:07:10,511 Oh, yeah? Do you even know what this is? 180 00:07:10,579 --> 00:07:12,712 - Doy, it's a scissor. - Yeah, that's exactly right. 181 00:07:15,683 --> 00:07:17,617 A scissor. Really, Schmidt? 182 00:07:17,685 --> 00:07:20,487 Yeah, a scissors that you just threw in the turdlet. 183 00:07:20,555 --> 00:07:22,489 So, tonight at rehearsal, keep an eye out for Hector. 184 00:07:22,557 --> 00:07:23,857 I'm having trouble getting him to interact. 185 00:07:23,925 --> 00:07:26,026 He really wants to play the drums, so I told him 186 00:07:26,094 --> 00:07:28,027 bells were the next best thing, which was a lie, 187 00:07:28,095 --> 00:07:30,196 so I couldn't keep a straight face while I was saying it. 188 00:07:30,264 --> 00:07:32,165 He saw right through me. 189 00:07:32,232 --> 00:07:34,334 So, why do you do this bell thing, Jess? 190 00:07:34,401 --> 00:07:36,235 I mean, like, how do you win? 191 00:07:37,503 --> 00:07:38,471 You don't win. 192 00:07:38,538 --> 00:07:40,173 You win by helping the kids. 193 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:43,276 I just want to get them to care and try hard, you know? 194 00:07:43,344 --> 00:07:45,243 - So you want them to try hard? - Yeah. 195 00:07:45,311 --> 00:07:47,012 I'll get them to try hard. 196 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:49,348 No, I'm telling you, they're not gonna listen to you. 197 00:07:49,415 --> 00:07:50,748 Okay. 198 00:07:53,652 --> 00:07:55,019 Oh, what, a plumber? 199 00:07:55,087 --> 00:07:56,354 You plan it this way? 200 00:07:56,421 --> 00:07:58,056 - Just to rub my face in it? - Yes, 201 00:07:58,124 --> 00:08:00,391 I wanted to rub your face in our working toilet. 202 00:08:00,459 --> 00:08:02,193 Great. Well, that working toilet I will never use. 203 00:08:02,260 --> 00:08:03,894 You're never gonna go to the bathroom again? 204 00:08:03,962 --> 00:08:05,162 - Oh, you're the soda bottle guy. - Yeah. 205 00:08:05,230 --> 00:08:06,397 That was actually pretty smart. 206 00:08:06,465 --> 00:08:08,032 Thank you! Thank you. 207 00:08:08,100 --> 00:08:09,666 - And I have nothing to say to you. - Okay. 208 00:08:09,734 --> 00:08:11,835 Question for you, sir. How much did he pay for this? 209 00:08:11,903 --> 00:08:13,237 All right, you know what? That's enough. 210 00:08:13,305 --> 00:08:14,838 - $50? $100? - Inappropriate. 211 00:08:14,906 --> 00:08:16,339 Hey, my name's Schmidt. I was born rich. 212 00:08:16,407 --> 00:08:18,708 - I had a $40,000 Bar Mitzvah. - Okay. 213 00:08:18,775 --> 00:08:20,676 How long you do the petty act for, man, huh? 214 00:08:20,744 --> 00:08:22,145 A week? A month? 215 00:08:22,213 --> 00:08:24,547 Is this "my favorite bedspread" all over again? 216 00:08:24,615 --> 00:08:27,183 That was a handmade gift my nanny gave me 217 00:08:27,251 --> 00:08:28,218 that you spilled 218 00:08:28,285 --> 00:08:29,752 a pitcher of Midori Sours on, 219 00:08:29,820 --> 00:08:31,521 and now you bring it up like it's nothing? 220 00:08:31,588 --> 00:08:33,522 I left you a check for $30 on your pillow. 221 00:08:33,589 --> 00:08:34,890 Your nanny gave you 222 00:08:34,957 --> 00:08:36,558 that thing for free, so as far as 223 00:08:36,626 --> 00:08:37,792 I'm concerned, you're up 30 bucks. 224 00:08:37,860 --> 00:08:39,294 My nanny is dead! 225 00:08:39,362 --> 00:08:41,630 I'm not looking to make money off of her! 226 00:08:41,697 --> 00:08:43,999 I will not apologize again for the Midori Sours! 227 00:08:44,067 --> 00:08:45,467 Who drinks Midori Sours?! 228 00:08:45,535 --> 00:08:47,369 Everyone drinks Midori Sours! 229 00:08:47,437 --> 00:08:49,070 - No, they don't! - It's a melon liqueur! 230 00:08:49,104 --> 00:08:50,338 - I would never drink one! - It's an American 231 00:08:50,406 --> 00:08:51,539 classic with Asian influences! 232 00:08:51,606 --> 00:08:53,908 Winston would never drink one! 233 00:08:53,975 --> 00:08:55,476 Enjoy the couch. I bought that, too. 234 00:08:58,847 --> 00:09:00,681 Enjoy the rug, too... paid for that. 235 00:09:00,749 --> 00:09:02,350 Organic woven. 236 00:09:03,418 --> 00:09:05,519 What are you doing? 237 00:09:05,586 --> 00:09:06,486 Oh, come on, man. 238 00:09:06,554 --> 00:09:09,089 Well, I stole the cable! 239 00:09:09,157 --> 00:09:11,124 And my Bar Mitzvah was an amazing event! 240 00:09:11,192 --> 00:09:13,760 The theme was sports jams. 241 00:09:26,673 --> 00:09:29,108 Oh! Wow! Oh, my God! That was really good. 242 00:09:29,176 --> 00:09:30,276 - That was amazing. - Wow! 243 00:09:31,278 --> 00:09:32,278 That was off the hammer! 244 00:09:34,381 --> 00:09:35,847 The hammer in the bell. 245 00:09:37,149 --> 00:09:38,550 # Tough crowd. # 246 00:09:38,617 --> 00:09:39,884 Here's what I was thinking, okay? 247 00:09:39,952 --> 00:09:41,652 If we want to win this concert, 248 00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:43,788 we play something cool, like "Eye of the Tiger." 249 00:09:43,855 --> 00:09:45,356 What's "Eye of the Tiger"? 250 00:09:45,424 --> 00:09:47,358 "Eye of the Tiger" is the greatest song ever written. 251 00:09:47,426 --> 00:09:49,594 It's so cool, it ended the Cold War. 252 00:09:49,661 --> 00:09:52,296 That's not even a little bit true. 253 00:09:52,363 --> 00:09:54,298 I never thought bells could be cool. 254 00:09:54,365 --> 00:09:57,434 What do you mean? I make bells cool. 255 00:09:58,802 --> 00:10:01,505 Do that thing where you hold three bells in one hand... 256 00:10:01,573 --> 00:10:02,608 Three-in-hand. 257 00:10:02,673 --> 00:10:04,408 I think she's talking about the Winston. 258 00:10:04,476 --> 00:10:06,143 - Yeah. The Winston. - It's actually called the three-in-hand. 259 00:10:06,211 --> 00:10:07,411 I can do it. 260 00:10:07,479 --> 00:10:09,312 Yeah, but can you do this? 261 00:10:16,186 --> 00:10:18,554 - Oh, my God! - That was really pretty. 262 00:10:20,090 --> 00:10:22,091 But Miss Day has a few tricks 263 00:10:22,159 --> 00:10:24,226 up her sleeves as well. 264 00:10:24,293 --> 00:10:26,094 - Let's see what you got. - Yeah, come on, Miss Day. 265 00:10:26,162 --> 00:10:27,295 Let's see what you got, Miss Day. 266 00:10:35,938 --> 00:10:38,840 # I am a robot # 267 00:10:38,907 --> 00:10:41,908 # Trying to play the bells # 268 00:10:41,976 --> 00:10:44,878 # Don't judge me, 'cause I can't # 269 00:10:44,946 --> 00:10:46,913 # Think at all, I just # 270 00:10:46,981 --> 00:10:50,717 # Like to play the bells. # 271 00:10:50,785 --> 00:10:51,952 I want to play "Eye of the Tiger." 272 00:10:52,020 --> 00:10:53,521 - Yeah, come on, "Tiger"! - Yeah, please! 273 00:10:53,588 --> 00:10:55,256 I don't know, I don't know. 274 00:10:55,323 --> 00:10:56,789 That sounds so fun, but we can't, 275 00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:58,391 because we don't have time. 276 00:10:58,459 --> 00:11:00,560 - Oh, darn! - Here's what I was thinking. 277 00:11:00,628 --> 00:11:03,429 If you skip school and practice, then, boom, you got it. 278 00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:05,231 Mr. Bishop. 279 00:11:05,299 --> 00:11:06,866 - Yeah, yeah. - Done. 280 00:11:11,544 --> 00:11:12,944 What's the deal with Winston? 281 00:11:13,044 --> 00:11:14,444 He's really intense. 282 00:11:14,512 --> 00:11:15,979 Oh, look, I grew up with Winston. 283 00:11:16,047 --> 00:11:17,047 I know how he is. 284 00:11:17,114 --> 00:11:18,814 He's incredibly talented, 285 00:11:18,882 --> 00:11:20,917 but he's a jerk about it. 286 00:11:20,984 --> 00:11:22,418 Yeah, he's one of those guys that he'll never 287 00:11:22,485 --> 00:11:24,286 pass the ball if he thinks he can score. 288 00:11:24,354 --> 00:11:27,122 I just don't know why it needs to be a competition. 289 00:11:27,190 --> 00:11:29,425 That's just the way some guys are, Jess, you know? 290 00:11:29,492 --> 00:11:33,728 They get themselves wrapped up in these insecure, silly games. 291 00:11:34,296 --> 00:11:34,996 Hey, Nick, 292 00:11:35,064 --> 00:11:37,933 uh, we're good with that whole plumber thing, right? 293 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,168 - Absolutely. - Yeah, okay, cool, 'cause... 294 00:11:40,235 --> 00:11:42,103 'cause I was right about that whole thing. 295 00:11:43,305 --> 00:11:44,405 Oh! 296 00:11:44,473 --> 00:11:45,874 Yeah, I unfixed that. 297 00:11:45,942 --> 00:11:47,375 Well, how you gonna unfix a dead Schmidt?! 298 00:11:47,443 --> 00:11:48,509 I'm not worried about it! 299 00:11:50,244 --> 00:11:51,745 You're so predictable, Schmidt! 300 00:11:51,813 --> 00:11:53,914 # Stop yelling # 301 00:11:53,982 --> 00:11:57,517 # I don't want to hear you yelling anymore. # 302 00:12:03,925 --> 00:12:06,659 What...? 303 00:12:06,727 --> 00:12:08,394 I paid for the freezer, so, you know. 304 00:12:08,462 --> 00:12:11,263 I'm gonna kill you. 305 00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:18,437 That's a, that's a B right there. 306 00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:19,939 Get that in there. 307 00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:25,176 You're fired. 308 00:12:28,780 --> 00:12:29,748 Focus. 309 00:12:31,316 --> 00:12:32,683 Are you focused? 310 00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:34,686 Okay, what's the song about? 311 00:12:35,354 --> 00:12:36,088 Hector? 312 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:37,489 Hanging tough. Staying hungry. 313 00:12:37,556 --> 00:12:40,057 A man and his will to survive. 314 00:12:40,125 --> 00:12:41,058 Are you brown-nosing me? 315 00:12:41,126 --> 00:12:42,526 Yes, I am. 316 00:12:42,594 --> 00:12:43,761 You're so cool. 317 00:12:43,829 --> 00:12:45,195 Where are your eyes? 318 00:12:45,263 --> 00:12:46,330 On the tiger. 319 00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:51,969 One, two, three, four. 320 00:13:02,846 --> 00:13:04,447 Two, three, four. 321 00:13:08,818 --> 00:13:11,654 No! No, no, no, no! 322 00:13:12,221 --> 00:13:13,556 Are you kidding me? 323 00:13:13,624 --> 00:13:14,823 It is not that hard, people. 324 00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:16,192 It is an instrument 325 00:13:16,260 --> 00:13:18,226 that a cat wears around its neck. 326 00:13:18,294 --> 00:13:20,495 Okay, you know what, I think they did a pretty great job, 327 00:13:20,596 --> 00:13:23,231 considering the fact that they've only played it, like, eight times. 328 00:13:23,299 --> 00:13:24,699 Well you're wrong, okay You thought wrong, Jess. 329 00:13:24,733 --> 00:13:25,833 You know why? Because I'm out here 330 00:13:25,901 --> 00:13:27,068 right now by myself in the cold. 331 00:13:27,170 --> 00:13:28,570 I got no support. 332 00:13:28,638 --> 00:13:29,837 Maybe we're just not good enough. 333 00:13:29,872 --> 00:13:31,739 No, you are good enough. 334 00:13:31,807 --> 00:13:34,074 This is not your problem, this is Mr. Bishop's problem. 335 00:13:34,142 --> 00:13:35,242 # Pah # Rest. 336 00:13:35,310 --> 00:13:38,745 # Pah-pah-pah # Rest. 337 00:13:38,780 --> 00:13:40,548 # Pah-pah-pah... # 338 00:13:40,615 --> 00:13:41,882 Rest. # Pah # 339 00:13:41,949 --> 00:13:43,484 Can you hear it? It's a very famous song. 340 00:13:43,552 --> 00:13:44,785 - Mr. Bishop... - I'll tell you what. 341 00:13:44,852 --> 00:13:46,420 Here. Here. 342 00:13:46,488 --> 00:13:48,222 You're gonna play these, okay? 343 00:13:48,290 --> 00:13:50,856 Play these until you figure it out. 344 00:13:50,924 --> 00:13:52,225 Right? Don't play these. 345 00:13:53,661 --> 00:13:55,127 And what are you laughing at, WNBA? 346 00:13:55,196 --> 00:13:56,095 This is what you look like. 347 00:13:58,131 --> 00:13:59,532 You look like you're fighting off a shark. 348 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:00,533 Okay, this is what I want. 349 00:14:00,601 --> 00:14:01,634 Mr. Bishop! 350 00:14:01,702 --> 00:14:02,502 Petting a dolphin. 351 00:14:02,570 --> 00:14:03,769 Oh, yeah, there we go. 352 00:14:03,837 --> 00:14:05,304 All right, and you... 353 00:14:05,371 --> 00:14:06,738 You didn't make me want to throw up. 354 00:14:06,806 --> 00:14:08,139 Really? 355 00:14:08,208 --> 00:14:09,274 Now, come on, people! 356 00:14:09,342 --> 00:14:11,510 - Out! - What? 357 00:14:11,578 --> 00:14:13,312 Get out. You're out of the group. You're being mean. 358 00:14:13,379 --> 00:14:15,214 Fine. I don't need this. 359 00:14:21,220 --> 00:14:22,687 I warned y'all about these bells. 360 00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:27,225 Told you, told you, told you. 361 00:14:27,292 --> 00:14:28,659 I'm gonna make you guys a pitcher 362 00:14:28,727 --> 00:14:29,793 of my famous virgin Sangria. 363 00:14:30,861 --> 00:14:32,029 Isn't that just juice? 364 00:14:35,767 --> 00:14:37,300 This has to stop! 365 00:14:37,368 --> 00:14:38,968 It's not my war! 366 00:14:50,881 --> 00:14:53,216 Hey, uh, maybe Jess is right. 367 00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:54,717 Maybe we should talk this thing through. 368 00:14:54,784 --> 00:14:55,951 Absolutely, man. 369 00:14:56,018 --> 00:14:57,253 - Yeah? - Yeah. 370 00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:58,554 All right, I'm gonna put a clean shirt on. 371 00:14:58,622 --> 00:15:01,089 Great, man. 372 00:15:04,727 --> 00:15:05,594 What is that, man? 373 00:15:05,662 --> 00:15:07,229 I'm sorry. I put your couch 374 00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:08,764 and your freezer in your room, Schmidt. 375 00:15:08,831 --> 00:15:10,798 Yeah, I didn't want to get my poor on them. 376 00:15:10,866 --> 00:15:12,400 I got to get in there, man. I'm a mess. 377 00:15:12,468 --> 00:15:13,735 I have to go to a networking event later. 378 00:15:13,802 --> 00:15:15,169 Scott Caan is speaking! 379 00:15:15,237 --> 00:15:17,472 Ugh, would you listen to yourself? 380 00:15:17,539 --> 00:15:19,106 - Did you use my conditioner? - What? No. 381 00:15:19,174 --> 00:15:20,308 No, I can tell, man. 382 00:15:20,376 --> 00:15:21,442 What are you doing? 383 00:15:21,510 --> 00:15:23,411 Lotusberry Relax. Lotusberry Relax. 384 00:15:23,479 --> 00:15:25,045 I can smell it on you right now! 385 00:15:25,113 --> 00:15:26,313 Fine! Stop smelling my hair! 386 00:15:26,981 --> 00:15:27,981 You know how much that stuff costs? 387 00:15:28,048 --> 00:15:29,883 Okay, Schmidt, I didn't use your conditioner. 388 00:15:29,950 --> 00:15:31,551 Why does your hair look so baby soft?! 389 00:15:31,619 --> 00:15:33,119 Fine, Schmidt! 390 00:15:33,187 --> 00:15:35,889 I ran out of shampoo and I used your conditioner. 391 00:15:35,956 --> 00:15:37,391 We're talking about conditioner, right? 392 00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:38,692 You used it as shampoo?! 393 00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:40,026 It's for moisture, Nick, 394 00:15:40,094 --> 00:15:41,960 not for cleaning! 395 00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:43,429 I can't believe we're friends. Give me it back, man. 396 00:15:43,497 --> 00:15:45,665 - Give you what back? - Give me it back. 397 00:15:45,732 --> 00:15:46,832 Think about what you're doing right now. 398 00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:48,534 I'm squeezing it out of your hair. 399 00:15:48,602 --> 00:15:50,469 - You're squeezing it out of my hair? - Yes, I am. 400 00:15:50,537 --> 00:15:52,705 Stop squeezing it out of my hair! 401 00:15:52,873 --> 00:15:53,906 Okay, yeah. 402 00:15:54,473 --> 00:15:55,073 It's on. 403 00:15:55,141 --> 00:15:56,275 It's on. It's happening. 404 00:15:56,343 --> 00:15:57,375 - Oh, it is? - Yeah, it is happening. 405 00:15:57,443 --> 00:15:59,210 - Oh, you want... - Okay, it is. 406 00:15:59,278 --> 00:16:01,245 These are the first moments of what is happening right now. 407 00:16:01,314 --> 00:16:04,015 This is the beginning of what's happening right now! 408 00:16:04,082 --> 00:16:06,217 - Want to get your hands dirty? - Yeah, man. 409 00:16:06,285 --> 00:16:07,619 - Whoa! - Come on, Schmidt! 410 00:16:07,687 --> 00:16:09,321 You little rich boy sissy! 411 00:16:09,388 --> 00:16:11,589 Come on! Who you gonna hire to fight me, boy?! 412 00:16:11,657 --> 00:16:13,390 Stop running! 413 00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:15,058 Stop running, Schmidt! 414 00:16:15,126 --> 00:16:16,960 - You want it so bad, you got it! - Okay! 415 00:16:17,028 --> 00:16:17,961 Enough! 416 00:16:18,029 --> 00:16:20,197 Where is this coming from, man? 417 00:16:20,264 --> 00:16:21,832 Look, you chose to be a bartender. 418 00:16:21,899 --> 00:16:23,834 You chose to drop out of law school. 419 00:16:23,901 --> 00:16:25,936 You're not some down-on-your-luck hardscrabble guy, 420 00:16:26,003 --> 00:16:28,238 you're just a loser who... 421 00:16:31,774 --> 00:16:33,810 I didn't mean... 422 00:16:34,277 --> 00:16:35,812 It's fine, man. 423 00:16:36,279 --> 00:16:37,380 Okay. 424 00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:41,951 Whatever, whatever, whatever, man. 425 00:16:52,394 --> 00:16:53,862 Just, these are the things that come out, man, 426 00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:55,997 when you take another man's conditioner. 427 00:16:59,272 --> 00:17:01,738 Winston, we need to talk. 428 00:17:03,474 --> 00:17:05,141 We had a dress rehearsal. 429 00:17:05,209 --> 00:17:06,442 It was horrible. 430 00:17:08,045 --> 00:17:09,879 Stop it! 431 00:17:11,715 --> 00:17:13,283 Hey! 432 00:17:13,350 --> 00:17:15,451 Those are expensive! 433 00:17:15,519 --> 00:17:17,286 Hector! Hector! 434 00:17:19,588 --> 00:17:21,957 I'm sorry, Jess, but I really don't care. 435 00:17:22,025 --> 00:17:23,591 You know what, I love running this group. 436 00:17:23,659 --> 00:17:24,759 It gives me 437 00:17:24,828 --> 00:17:26,428 confidence, it gives me 438 00:17:26,495 --> 00:17:27,930 muscle definition. 439 00:17:27,997 --> 00:17:29,331 Yes, sometimes it gives me 440 00:17:29,398 --> 00:17:31,099 blinding optical migraines 441 00:17:31,167 --> 00:17:33,868 where I literally can't see three feet in front of myself. 442 00:17:33,936 --> 00:17:36,070 But I love these kids. 443 00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:38,505 And I'm sorry I kicked you out of group, 444 00:17:38,573 --> 00:17:42,043 but one thing you can't do with these kids is make it about you. 445 00:17:42,110 --> 00:17:44,178 Jess, I don't see what the big deal is, okay? 446 00:17:44,246 --> 00:17:46,113 I only practiced with you guys a couple of times. 447 00:17:46,181 --> 00:17:47,748 You're such a tonkel! 448 00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:48,882 Whoa, hold it! 449 00:17:48,950 --> 00:17:50,550 Don't nobody call me a tonkel. 450 00:17:50,617 --> 00:17:52,052 If you tell them they aren't good, 451 00:17:52,119 --> 00:17:53,253 that's one more person telling them that. 452 00:17:53,321 --> 00:17:54,687 That's a big deal to me, 453 00:17:54,755 --> 00:17:56,456 making sure no one else gives up on them. 454 00:17:56,523 --> 00:17:58,158 Even if they sound like 455 00:17:58,226 --> 00:18:01,194 a guy covered in bells falling down a staircase 456 00:18:01,262 --> 00:18:03,596 that's also made of bells. 457 00:18:03,664 --> 00:18:06,631 I know you've had a hard month, I know you don't have a job, 458 00:18:06,699 --> 00:18:08,734 but, God, they're just kids. 459 00:18:10,301 --> 00:18:11,503 Also, what happened 460 00:18:11,571 --> 00:18:13,339 to the refrigerator and the sofa? 461 00:18:13,406 --> 00:18:15,274 Did we get robbed by giants? 462 00:18:22,580 --> 00:18:24,515 You know what sucks about getting older? 463 00:18:24,583 --> 00:18:27,352 Your friends have known you for way too long. 464 00:18:27,419 --> 00:18:29,187 - They've got too much on you. - Yep. 465 00:18:29,255 --> 00:18:30,855 I want friends who still lie to me, 466 00:18:30,923 --> 00:18:32,357 'cause they don't want to hurt my feelings. 467 00:18:32,424 --> 00:18:33,491 Mm. 468 00:18:33,558 --> 00:18:35,026 I sadly kind of mean that. 469 00:18:37,161 --> 00:18:38,428 What happened to us, man? 470 00:18:38,496 --> 00:18:40,597 We used to be so cool. 471 00:18:40,664 --> 00:18:43,600 I was going to play basketball and be a gazillionaire. 472 00:18:43,667 --> 00:18:45,002 Right. And I told myself 473 00:18:45,069 --> 00:18:46,603 I was never going to live with Schmidt. 474 00:18:46,670 --> 00:18:48,906 - Who do you live with now? - I live with Schmidt, 475 00:18:48,973 --> 00:18:50,673 and he's killing me, Winston, he's killing me. 476 00:18:54,278 --> 00:18:56,445 I got fired from a temp job. 477 00:18:56,513 --> 00:18:58,247 Yeah, I got kicked out 478 00:18:58,315 --> 00:19:00,616 of bell group for being too mean to kids. 479 00:19:00,683 --> 00:19:02,584 Yeah, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. 480 00:19:02,652 --> 00:19:04,720 That's a low point. You ain't got to talk to me, I know it. 481 00:19:04,788 --> 00:19:05,821 I know it, man. 482 00:19:05,889 --> 00:19:07,790 But I was just enjoying 483 00:19:07,857 --> 00:19:09,524 - being good at something. - Yeah. 484 00:19:09,591 --> 00:19:10,792 I mean, what does she want me to do, 485 00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:12,294 not care about what the songs sound like? 486 00:19:12,361 --> 00:19:14,162 Winston, this is your thing though. 487 00:19:14,230 --> 00:19:17,132 It's not always about being the best. 488 00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:20,701 It's not always about you, Winston. 489 00:19:20,769 --> 00:19:22,470 This is about kids. 490 00:19:22,538 --> 00:19:23,738 Just pass the ball. 491 00:19:38,786 --> 00:19:40,187 I'll drive, pal. 492 00:19:40,255 --> 00:19:41,520 Hey. 493 00:19:41,588 --> 00:19:43,256 Want to go to this bells concert? 494 00:19:46,093 --> 00:19:47,660 Let me get my cardigan. 495 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,201 I know you guys are nervous. 496 00:19:55,269 --> 00:19:57,436 I know you want to do a really great job 497 00:19:57,503 --> 00:20:00,138 and you want to sound really great, but it's not about that. 498 00:20:00,206 --> 00:20:02,507 There's a really big crowd of people who's really excited 499 00:20:02,575 --> 00:20:04,142 and wants to hear some bells today. 500 00:20:04,210 --> 00:20:05,043 Just look. 501 00:20:08,380 --> 00:20:09,948 All right, bring it in. 502 00:20:14,619 --> 00:20:16,720 Hello, Pershing Park! 503 00:20:16,788 --> 00:20:17,888 We are... 504 00:20:17,956 --> 00:20:19,823 Ensembell. 505 00:20:19,891 --> 00:20:20,791 What? What'd you say? 506 00:20:20,859 --> 00:20:21,925 I said, um, Ensembell. 507 00:20:21,994 --> 00:20:23,794 She said Ensembell! 508 00:20:23,862 --> 00:20:25,229 It's on the banner, stupid! 509 00:20:30,801 --> 00:20:32,168 You guys gonna play something? 510 00:20:35,239 --> 00:20:38,607 But first, I'd like to welcome 511 00:20:38,674 --> 00:20:40,509 Winston Bishop to the stage. 512 00:20:44,247 --> 00:20:45,614 Hey, what's a Winston Bishop? 513 00:20:47,150 --> 00:20:48,117 Hey. 514 00:20:49,319 --> 00:20:52,488 What's up? 515 00:20:52,555 --> 00:20:53,621 "Eye of the Tiger"? 516 00:20:53,688 --> 00:20:55,256 Yo, Hector, you think 517 00:20:55,324 --> 00:20:56,891 - we can pull this off? - Probably not. 518 00:20:56,958 --> 00:20:58,493 Yeah, I don't think so, either. 519 00:20:58,560 --> 00:20:59,593 So let's do it. 520 00:21:01,997 --> 00:21:04,132 One, two, three, four. 521 00:21:07,269 --> 00:21:08,736 Two, three, four. 522 00:21:12,006 --> 00:21:13,840 You know I don't think you're a loser, right? 523 00:21:13,908 --> 00:21:15,142 I can't hear anything you say 524 00:21:15,209 --> 00:21:16,743 when you wear that sweater, Schmidt. 525 00:21:16,810 --> 00:21:19,179 You open your mouth and I just hear: "Cardigan, cardigan. 526 00:21:19,247 --> 00:21:20,547 I am wearing a cardigan." 527 00:21:22,550 --> 00:21:23,950 This is super embarrassing. 528 00:21:24,018 --> 00:21:25,117 Yeah, it's terrible. 529 00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:32,391 # It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight # 530 00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:34,693 # Rising, watching us all with the eye... # 531 00:21:35,261 --> 00:21:36,828 - You don't like the cardy? - No.