1 00:00:00,918 --> 00:00:02,118 Nick, go out ten yards, cut left. 2 00:00:02,186 --> 00:00:03,520 Winston, go long, post right. 3 00:00:03,588 --> 00:00:05,987 Jess, go down, out towards the parking lot. 4 00:00:06,054 --> 00:00:07,289 Get in the car. We'll meet you back at the loft. 5 00:00:07,857 --> 00:00:10,492 Oh, very funny. You're a comedian, Schmidt. 6 00:00:14,161 --> 00:00:15,162 Hike! 7 00:00:17,767 --> 00:00:19,801 Schmidt! Come on! 8 00:00:22,003 --> 00:00:23,837 - Oh! - Did you see that? 9 00:00:23,905 --> 00:00:26,440 - Are you okay? - Yes, I'm oka-- 10 00:00:26,508 --> 00:00:28,275 What is going on? 11 00:00:28,342 --> 00:00:30,511 - Nick... Nick, I'm so sorry. - Oh, my God! 12 00:00:30,578 --> 00:00:31,879 This is real! 13 00:00:31,946 --> 00:00:33,947 - Probably your lateral sizer. - Shut up! 14 00:00:34,015 --> 00:00:36,850 - Can you just... - Okay, let's go. 15 00:00:36,918 --> 00:00:39,285 - Rotator cuff? - Can I...? 16 00:00:39,352 --> 00:00:40,653 - What do you need? - Nothing from you. 17 00:00:40,721 --> 00:00:42,021 Please go far from me right now. 18 00:00:42,088 --> 00:00:43,656 I can taste my spine. 19 00:00:43,724 --> 00:00:45,858 Three or four down there-- vertebrae. 20 00:00:45,926 --> 00:00:47,427 Why is no one helping me? 21 00:00:47,494 --> 00:00:50,062 Not you! Not you! 22 00:00:50,130 --> 00:00:53,132 ♪ Hey, girl ♪ 23 00:00:53,199 --> 00:00:55,233 ♪ What you doing? ♪ 24 00:00:55,301 --> 00:00:58,269 ♪ Hey, girl ♪ 25 00:00:58,337 --> 00:01:01,306 ♪ Where you going? ♪ 26 00:01:01,373 --> 00:01:03,642 ♪ Who's that girl? ♪ ♪ Who's that girl? ♪ 27 00:01:03,709 --> 00:01:05,376 ♪ Who's that girl? ♪ 28 00:01:05,445 --> 00:01:06,746 ♪ Who's that girl? ♪ ♪ It's Jess. ♪ 29 00:01:06,747 --> 00:01:12,417 Sync by Alice | www.addic7ed.com 30 00:01:13,653 --> 00:01:15,152 Are you sure you're okay? 31 00:01:15,719 --> 00:01:17,187 You're walking like a Disney witch. 32 00:01:17,255 --> 00:01:18,355 Let me drive you to your doctor. 33 00:01:18,423 --> 00:01:19,590 I don't have a doctor. 34 00:01:19,658 --> 00:01:20,858 I don't have insurance. 35 00:01:20,926 --> 00:01:22,593 Nick, you need to see a doctor, 36 00:01:22,661 --> 00:01:24,829 if only to make sure that your junk is clean. 37 00:01:24,896 --> 00:01:27,129 - I don't go to doctors. - I'll take you to my friend Sadie. 38 00:01:27,197 --> 00:01:28,965 She'll just look at you-- she won't charge you. 39 00:01:29,032 --> 00:01:30,433 Okay, I don't go to doctors! 40 00:01:30,501 --> 00:01:32,068 Are you sure you're okay driving? 41 00:01:32,135 --> 00:01:34,003 Yes, I'm fine. I've never been better. 42 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:39,375 I feel better already. 43 00:01:39,943 --> 00:01:40,844 See you guys back at the loft. 44 00:01:40,911 --> 00:01:42,344 Oh, my God! 45 00:01:42,411 --> 00:01:43,979 Oh! 46 00:01:44,046 --> 00:01:46,047 - What did you just...?! - I'm okay. 47 00:01:46,115 --> 00:01:48,350 - I'm okay. Don't worry. - Oh! What did you do? 48 00:01:48,417 --> 00:01:50,285 You hit my car! 49 00:01:50,353 --> 00:01:51,653 I'm okay. 50 00:01:51,721 --> 00:01:53,355 Oh, Winston, relax. 51 00:01:53,422 --> 00:01:54,923 Okay? Relax. 52 00:01:54,991 --> 00:01:56,558 That's all I did. I did this. 53 00:01:56,626 --> 00:01:58,258 The rest was already there. 54 00:01:58,326 --> 00:02:00,227 Actually, I think I undid a dent there. 55 00:02:00,295 --> 00:02:02,630 I'm taking you to see my friend. Get in my car. 56 00:02:02,698 --> 00:02:03,998 - No... Jess, no. Oh! - Now! 57 00:02:04,065 --> 00:02:06,100 So she's fitting us in between patients. 58 00:02:18,177 --> 00:02:19,145 Jess? 59 00:02:19,313 --> 00:02:20,881 Is Sadie a gynecologist? 60 00:02:20,948 --> 00:02:22,949 No, she's an OB/GYN. 61 00:02:23,017 --> 00:02:24,651 - I'm going to go. - It's a different thing. 62 00:02:24,719 --> 00:02:26,253 I'm going to get out of here, actually, I think. 63 00:02:26,254 --> 00:02:28,321 Yeah? I don't think you are. 64 00:02:30,924 --> 00:02:33,792 Nick, she's a wizard with a speculum. 65 00:02:33,860 --> 00:02:36,361 - Nick! - I don't have a vagina. 66 00:02:36,429 --> 00:02:37,663 You can take mine. 67 00:02:37,731 --> 00:02:39,331 I heard that, sister. 68 00:02:39,899 --> 00:02:41,366 True dat. 69 00:02:41,434 --> 00:02:42,935 Okay, you know what, Nick? 70 00:02:43,003 --> 00:02:44,803 I'm sorry that my only doctor friend 71 00:02:44,871 --> 00:02:46,771 is a gynecologist, 72 00:02:46,839 --> 00:02:48,205 but you're broke, so you're 73 00:02:48,273 --> 00:02:50,008 going to have to shut your mouth, 74 00:02:50,075 --> 00:02:51,509 and you're going to tag the things 75 00:02:51,577 --> 00:02:53,344 that you want in this Lucky magazine. 76 00:02:53,412 --> 00:02:55,212 We're gonna have to put this baby to bed. - No. 77 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:56,514 No, no, no, Sherman, look, uh, 78 00:02:56,582 --> 00:02:58,049 I don't think you understand, man. 79 00:02:58,116 --> 00:02:59,651 This car's been with me through everything, 80 00:02:59,718 --> 00:03:01,718 so... if you could just fix it. 81 00:03:01,786 --> 00:03:04,721 This is not really officially a car anymore. 82 00:03:04,789 --> 00:03:06,890 You didn't even buy the thing-- it was given to you 83 00:03:06,958 --> 00:03:07,991 as an illegal recruitment gift from 84 00:03:08,059 --> 00:03:09,560 a college you didn't even go to. 85 00:03:09,627 --> 00:03:11,094 - Things happened in this car. - Like what? 86 00:03:11,162 --> 00:03:13,296 - Desert Storm? - Oh, things happened. 87 00:03:14,064 --> 00:03:14,965 Is this your car? 88 00:03:15,533 --> 00:03:17,167 Yeah. 89 00:03:18,868 --> 00:03:19,702 Cool. 90 00:03:20,270 --> 00:03:21,704 Any time. 91 00:03:21,772 --> 00:03:23,405 It's time for you to buy a new car, man. 92 00:03:23,473 --> 00:03:25,107 - You buy a new car! - I bought a new car. 93 00:03:25,175 --> 00:03:27,409 It's what you borrow every morning when this one 94 00:03:27,477 --> 00:03:29,045 makes the weird sound. 95 00:03:32,649 --> 00:03:34,215 - That's not a good sound. - Just give me the keys. 96 00:03:34,283 --> 00:03:35,817 You shouldn't call them keys. 97 00:03:35,885 --> 00:03:37,218 It's a paperclip that you start the car with. 98 00:03:41,023 --> 00:03:43,524 See, that was the noise I was talking you about. 99 00:03:43,593 --> 00:03:45,794 Shut up. 100 00:03:45,861 --> 00:03:47,528 You know you don't have to sit like that. 101 00:03:48,097 --> 00:03:50,163 It's the only way that it feels okay, Jess. 102 00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:51,799 - Jess! - Sadie. 103 00:03:51,866 --> 00:03:54,201 Hey. Hey. How are you? 104 00:03:54,268 --> 00:03:56,003 Good. How are you? Hey, good to see you again, Nick. 105 00:03:56,071 --> 00:03:57,638 Hey. Hi. 106 00:03:57,706 --> 00:03:59,807 We were playing football, and I tackled him. 107 00:03:59,874 --> 00:04:01,875 Oh. Well, that's not exactly how I saw it. 108 00:04:01,943 --> 00:04:04,144 Oh, I'm surprised you got hurt. You're such a big boy. 109 00:04:04,212 --> 00:04:05,545 Jess tackled a girl 110 00:04:05,613 --> 00:04:07,113 - I was dating once. - Oh, yeah. 111 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:08,648 She tried to steal my overalls. 112 00:04:08,716 --> 00:04:10,583 Okay, so... does that hurt? 113 00:04:10,651 --> 00:04:11,951 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, yes! - All right. 114 00:04:12,019 --> 00:04:13,252 Does that hurt? 115 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:14,621 All right. He can flip over. 116 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:16,422 Okay. 117 00:04:18,958 --> 00:04:20,159 So... listen. 118 00:04:20,227 --> 00:04:23,595 This is not an official examination, 119 00:04:23,663 --> 00:04:25,063 and I am not officially telling you 120 00:04:25,131 --> 00:04:26,632 that you bruised your spine, 121 00:04:26,699 --> 00:04:27,933 and I am not officially 122 00:04:28,001 --> 00:04:29,400 giving you these pills 123 00:04:29,468 --> 00:04:31,436 - to manage the pain. - Okay. 124 00:04:33,739 --> 00:04:34,738 So... 125 00:04:35,239 --> 00:04:36,507 please don't take those pills. 126 00:04:36,574 --> 00:04:38,342 - Take the pills. - Don't take those pills. 127 00:04:38,409 --> 00:04:39,377 Take the pills. 128 00:04:39,409 --> 00:04:40,377 Nobody prescribed them. 129 00:04:40,378 --> 00:04:41,646 - Take them. Take them. - Why would you take them? 130 00:04:41,713 --> 00:04:43,447 - No. That's bad. - That's a code. Take them. 131 00:04:43,448 --> 00:04:44,081 That means do it. 132 00:04:44,149 --> 00:04:46,150 Don't do that. No... 133 00:04:46,217 --> 00:04:47,985 Those are designed for severe menstrual cramps, 134 00:04:48,553 --> 00:04:50,554 so they should cure your baby back ache. 135 00:04:51,622 --> 00:04:52,989 "Baby backache." 136 00:04:53,191 --> 00:04:54,525 Wait. Stop. 137 00:04:55,692 --> 00:04:57,326 Hey, take another sip of water. 138 00:05:03,134 --> 00:05:05,201 - Yeah, um... - What? What's wrong? 139 00:05:05,269 --> 00:05:06,835 No, it's your thyroid. I noticed something 140 00:05:06,836 --> 00:05:08,371 while you were swallowing. Do you mind if I...? 141 00:05:08,438 --> 00:05:09,805 I mean, I don't know what choice I have. 142 00:05:09,873 --> 00:05:11,874 - Do it, Nick! - Okay, Jess. Stop. 143 00:05:11,941 --> 00:05:13,441 Yeah, he has a growth. 144 00:05:14,610 --> 00:05:15,978 Oh, my God. 145 00:05:16,046 --> 00:05:17,780 - A growth. - Oh, no. 146 00:05:17,847 --> 00:05:19,548 - Everything works. I can swallow. - Oh, my God. 147 00:05:19,615 --> 00:05:20,983 Everything's fine. I know what you're talking about. 148 00:05:21,051 --> 00:05:22,985 - You knew about this? - Yes. 149 00:05:23,053 --> 00:05:24,920 - So you've had it checked out? - No, no, I don't... 150 00:05:24,988 --> 00:05:26,921 I don't have that stuff checked out. I'm fine. 151 00:05:26,989 --> 00:05:28,255 I can set up an ultrasound tomorrow morning, 152 00:05:28,323 --> 00:05:29,623 first thing-- I've got a friend. 153 00:05:29,692 --> 00:05:31,059 I can't really afford an ultrasound, but... 154 00:05:31,606 --> 00:05:33,160 - You're going to have to, so... - Yeah. 155 00:05:33,228 --> 00:05:34,996 All right. So I'll set that up? 156 00:05:35,064 --> 00:05:36,864 - Absolutely. - Right. Right. 157 00:05:36,932 --> 00:05:39,701 Make sure he goes, Jess. 158 00:05:39,768 --> 00:05:41,735 - Don't look at me like that, Jess. - It's probably nothing. 159 00:05:41,803 --> 00:05:43,003 Yeah, it's nothing. 160 00:05:45,205 --> 00:05:46,338 Oh, God. 161 00:05:48,142 --> 00:05:49,876 Put the baby's head at the bottom. 162 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:01,427 I'm not going to go tomorrow. 163 00:06:01,495 --> 00:06:02,929 I'd rather not, because I don't want 164 00:06:02,997 --> 00:06:04,397 to get an ultrasound. 165 00:06:04,465 --> 00:06:05,932 I just don't have time. 166 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:08,001 No, I've got some writing I got to do. 167 00:06:08,069 --> 00:06:10,669 The truth is, with working out, I've got some people to see, 168 00:06:10,737 --> 00:06:12,071 so I just can't make it. 169 00:06:12,138 --> 00:06:13,472 I lost a stamp. 170 00:06:14,039 --> 00:06:14,907 It sounds worse than it is, 171 00:06:14,975 --> 00:06:16,842 but it's a somewhat expensive stamp 172 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:18,610 and I had planned on looking for it. 173 00:06:19,178 --> 00:06:20,779 One of the reasons I moved to Los Angeles 174 00:06:20,847 --> 00:06:23,448 was to get closer to whales, so I can record them. 175 00:06:23,516 --> 00:06:25,017 I haven't gotten around to it 176 00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:26,684 because where we live is actually east. 177 00:06:26,752 --> 00:06:28,152 It's way farther from the ocean than I expected. 178 00:06:28,220 --> 00:06:29,520 I appreciate your concern. 179 00:06:29,588 --> 00:06:31,822 It is really sweet. It's nice. 180 00:06:32,891 --> 00:06:34,458 But this machine's still kicking, you know? 181 00:06:34,526 --> 00:06:35,693 You're going. 182 00:06:35,761 --> 00:06:37,161 And I know your scared, 183 00:06:37,229 --> 00:06:38,429 but you know what my mom 184 00:06:38,497 --> 00:06:39,764 used to do when I got scared? 185 00:06:40,331 --> 00:06:41,599 A Daffy Duck impression. 186 00:06:41,666 --> 00:06:42,900 Please don't do what you're about to do. 187 00:06:42,967 --> 00:06:45,402 Hey, Nicholas. 188 00:06:45,469 --> 00:06:47,404 I'm sorry you have a lump in your throat. 189 00:06:47,471 --> 00:06:49,006 That's despicable! 190 00:06:51,375 --> 00:06:52,342 Sorry. Too much? 191 00:06:55,312 --> 00:06:55,845 Okay. 192 00:06:55,914 --> 00:06:58,180 - I got to go to work. - I'll come with you. 193 00:06:58,248 --> 00:06:59,215 Oh, absolutely not. 194 00:06:59,283 --> 00:07:01,217 - I'll just sit by the bar. - No way. 195 00:07:06,823 --> 00:07:09,657 You told them, Jess? Really, it's not a big deal. 196 00:07:09,725 --> 00:07:11,026 - Don't tell them. - We're just hanging out. 197 00:07:13,228 --> 00:07:14,262 With my best friend. 198 00:07:14,330 --> 00:07:16,097 Come on, Schmidt. What are you do...? 199 00:07:18,401 --> 00:07:20,735 You just Fredo-kiss me? What's your problem? 200 00:07:20,803 --> 00:07:22,037 Go sit down. 201 00:07:22,604 --> 00:07:23,404 You're going to beat this, man. 202 00:07:23,471 --> 00:07:24,704 I don't have anything. 203 00:07:24,772 --> 00:07:26,540 What is going on with you guys? 204 00:07:26,607 --> 00:07:27,574 Thanks for telling them. 205 00:07:31,512 --> 00:07:33,047 I take those, too-- 206 00:07:33,114 --> 00:07:34,881 when I got a heavy flow. 207 00:07:34,950 --> 00:07:36,350 Good to know. 208 00:07:36,418 --> 00:07:38,118 - Hey. - Hey. 209 00:07:39,186 --> 00:07:39,819 So I heard. 210 00:07:39,886 --> 00:07:41,520 Of course you did. 211 00:07:41,588 --> 00:07:43,522 Can I get a vodka soda? 212 00:07:44,090 --> 00:07:45,891 Thank you. You being normal... 213 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:47,726 - Vodka soda. - Okay. 214 00:07:47,794 --> 00:07:50,029 It's because he refuses to wear a Bluetooth. You know that. 215 00:07:50,097 --> 00:07:52,065 I gave him one for his birthday, too, 216 00:07:52,132 --> 00:07:53,833 but he just laughed in my face. 217 00:07:53,900 --> 00:07:55,600 Gave it back to me for Hanukkah. 218 00:07:55,668 --> 00:07:57,302 Well, according to this Web site, 219 00:07:57,370 --> 00:08:00,072 it could be a colloid nodule. 220 00:08:00,139 --> 00:08:03,041 But that's most common in golden retrievers. 221 00:08:03,109 --> 00:08:04,776 I thought my lifestyle choices would rub off on him. 222 00:08:04,844 --> 00:08:06,478 I tried to set a good example. 223 00:08:06,545 --> 00:08:08,080 Treat your body like a temple. 224 00:08:08,147 --> 00:08:09,914 Treat your body like a temple. 225 00:08:10,483 --> 00:08:11,782 But he treats his like a dump. 226 00:08:11,850 --> 00:08:12,984 Like a dump! 227 00:08:13,051 --> 00:08:15,052 Let me see this. 228 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:16,454 Oh, my God. 229 00:08:16,521 --> 00:08:17,688 Hey, hey. 230 00:08:18,255 --> 00:08:19,023 My friends. 231 00:08:19,091 --> 00:08:20,324 Can I just say 232 00:08:20,392 --> 00:08:22,326 that these pills are amazing? 233 00:08:23,394 --> 00:08:25,129 I feel, like, really warm in my uterus. 234 00:08:25,197 --> 00:08:26,663 Oh! I feel good. 235 00:08:26,731 --> 00:08:29,332 Feel real good. 236 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:30,800 What's with the long faces? 237 00:08:31,368 --> 00:08:32,335 Schmidt? 238 00:08:32,403 --> 00:08:34,371 Just looking at you and your beautiful soul. 239 00:08:34,438 --> 00:08:36,539 Big, strong Nick. 240 00:08:36,607 --> 00:08:38,141 - He's a champ. - I wish I could trade 241 00:08:38,209 --> 00:08:39,642 places with you, 'cause you know what, Nick? 242 00:08:39,710 --> 00:08:41,378 I would do it in a second. 243 00:08:42,713 --> 00:08:44,246 But I'm also glad that I can't. 244 00:08:44,314 --> 00:08:46,781 Okay, what is going on with you three? 245 00:08:46,849 --> 00:08:48,250 Oh, God. Jess? 246 00:08:48,718 --> 00:08:50,585 - Oh, God. - Hey, are you okay? 247 00:08:50,653 --> 00:08:52,087 You're gonna freak him out. You're gonna freak him out. 248 00:08:52,155 --> 00:08:53,722 - You're freaking everybody out. - Why are you crying? 249 00:08:53,789 --> 00:08:55,657 - Schmidt, are you crying? - 'Cause you're not helping. 250 00:08:55,725 --> 00:08:57,659 'Cause you're making me cry with your emotion. 251 00:08:59,128 --> 00:09:01,095 Really, Winston? You? 252 00:09:01,163 --> 00:09:02,363 It's just that I love you so much, man. 253 00:09:02,431 --> 00:09:03,964 Stop it. Enough. 254 00:09:04,033 --> 00:09:06,800 Hey, I'm fine. Just stop it. 255 00:09:06,868 --> 00:09:08,302 How do you know you're fine, Nick? 256 00:09:12,707 --> 00:09:15,608 Is that... would that be where... in my neck? 257 00:09:19,747 --> 00:09:20,780 Hmm. 258 00:09:23,051 --> 00:09:24,384 - I'm not going to lie. - Mm-hmm. 259 00:09:24,452 --> 00:09:26,520 I think the pills are on top of me a little bit. 260 00:09:27,087 --> 00:09:28,588 I think you're right. 261 00:09:28,656 --> 00:09:30,657 It's so sad. 262 00:09:30,724 --> 00:09:32,091 Yeah, it's really sad your friend's getting 263 00:09:32,159 --> 00:09:33,559 an ultrasound tomorrow. 264 00:09:34,626 --> 00:09:36,162 It's just so hard. 265 00:09:39,632 --> 00:09:41,500 Are you using your best friend's medical crisis 266 00:09:41,568 --> 00:09:43,269 to feel my boobs with your face? 267 00:09:43,336 --> 00:09:44,670 Why isn't the whole world 268 00:09:44,737 --> 00:09:46,472 making love all at the same time? 269 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:48,573 How many... 270 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:51,142 ears does Daniel Boone have? 271 00:09:51,710 --> 00:09:53,244 He's got a... a right ear, 272 00:09:53,312 --> 00:09:55,947 a left ear and a... front ear. 273 00:09:56,014 --> 00:09:57,148 "Frontier." Get it? 274 00:09:59,185 --> 00:10:01,886 You don't get to speak at my funeral. 275 00:10:02,954 --> 00:10:04,221 - What? - For sure. 276 00:10:04,289 --> 00:10:06,756 - 100%. - What? Why? 277 00:10:06,824 --> 00:10:09,259 - Because of that joke. - Yeah, but... 278 00:10:09,327 --> 00:10:11,061 Jess, you don't want to talk at a funeral. 279 00:10:11,129 --> 00:10:12,329 I've tried that once. 280 00:10:12,397 --> 00:10:14,331 What kind of dummy 281 00:10:14,399 --> 00:10:17,601 fixes a washing machine using a knife? 282 00:10:17,668 --> 00:10:20,136 This kind of dummy! 283 00:10:20,204 --> 00:10:21,670 It did not go well. 284 00:10:21,738 --> 00:10:23,939 I don't want you talking at my funeral! 285 00:10:24,407 --> 00:10:26,041 - Okay. - You can go to my funeral, 286 00:10:26,110 --> 00:10:27,343 but you can't talk. 287 00:10:27,411 --> 00:10:29,512 My funeral is my time to shine. 288 00:10:29,580 --> 00:10:31,447 I want the girls to think, 289 00:10:31,515 --> 00:10:33,182 "I wish I brought Nick Miller to orgasm." 290 00:10:33,250 --> 00:10:34,783 And I want the guys to think, 291 00:10:34,851 --> 00:10:36,384 "I wish I bought him more stuff." 292 00:10:36,452 --> 00:10:37,885 And I don't want Daffy Duck voices 293 00:10:37,953 --> 00:10:39,588 and feeling sticks. 294 00:10:39,655 --> 00:10:41,590 You don't... you don't know how to be real. 295 00:10:43,359 --> 00:10:46,595 I can't have you trying to cheer people up. 296 00:10:46,662 --> 00:10:48,497 I know how to be real. 297 00:10:53,167 --> 00:10:55,569 Question: Am I wearing a hat? 298 00:10:55,637 --> 00:10:57,138 Nick Miller. 299 00:10:57,205 --> 00:10:58,439 Almost a lawyer. 300 00:11:01,809 --> 00:11:04,811 ♪ This is a sad song... ♪ 301 00:11:05,379 --> 00:11:06,312 Oh. 302 00:11:06,380 --> 00:11:07,614 Mm. 303 00:11:07,681 --> 00:11:11,117 ♪ This is the saddest song in the world ♪ 304 00:11:11,185 --> 00:11:12,452 Yes, it is. 305 00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:13,753 Mm. 306 00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:15,421 ♪ This is the saddest... ♪ 307 00:11:15,489 --> 00:11:16,856 You just keep singing, man. 308 00:11:16,923 --> 00:11:18,224 Okay. 309 00:11:18,292 --> 00:11:20,293 ♪ This is a sad song ♪ 310 00:11:20,361 --> 00:11:21,961 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 311 00:11:22,029 --> 00:11:24,329 ♪ Mm-hmm ♪ 312 00:11:24,397 --> 00:11:26,265 ♪ Saddest song in the world ♪ 313 00:11:26,332 --> 00:11:27,899 Got a nice voice, man. 314 00:11:27,967 --> 00:11:30,035 It is so weird being sober right now. 315 00:11:30,102 --> 00:11:31,537 Can I get some weird rapping? 316 00:11:31,604 --> 00:11:33,505 ♪ Nick Miller, Nick Miller ♪ 317 00:11:33,573 --> 00:11:35,507 ♪ From the streets of Chicago ♪ 318 00:11:35,575 --> 00:11:37,376 ♪ 'Cause players play like they do ♪ 319 00:11:37,443 --> 00:11:38,210 ♪ Like they did ♪ 320 00:11:38,278 --> 00:11:39,810 ♪ Mm-hmm ♪ 321 00:11:39,878 --> 00:11:41,879 ♪ Sad song ♪ 322 00:11:41,946 --> 00:11:43,914 ♪ 'Cause the ballers ball and the-- in the hood ♪ 323 00:11:43,982 --> 00:11:45,650 ♪ 'Cause he's Chi-town hustle ♪ 324 00:11:45,717 --> 00:11:47,185 ♪ In the world ♪ That's sounds great. 325 00:11:47,252 --> 00:11:48,686 ♪ 'Cause the people love the-- of Chicago ♪ 326 00:11:48,753 --> 00:11:50,888 ♪ Represent him, 'cause the players ♪ 327 00:11:50,955 --> 00:11:52,190 ♪ Don't play and the players in the city ♪ 328 00:11:52,257 --> 00:11:53,957 ♪ Nick Miller, Nick Miller's ♪ 329 00:11:54,025 --> 00:11:55,492 ♪ A stone-cold killer ♪ 330 00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:57,527 ♪ Huh! Sing it, you know, you feel ♪ 331 00:11:57,595 --> 00:11:58,628 ♪ Likes the taste of vanilla ♪ 332 00:11:58,696 --> 00:11:59,862 ♪ Nick Miller, Nick Miller ♪ 333 00:11:59,930 --> 00:12:00,797 ♪ He's the illest of the ill ♪ 334 00:12:00,864 --> 00:12:02,131 Cece's rapping! 335 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:03,300 ♪ He pours 100 drinks ♪ 336 00:12:03,367 --> 00:12:04,434 ♪ And none have ever spilled ♪ 337 00:12:04,502 --> 00:12:05,702 ♪ Plus he's super-high ♪ 338 00:12:05,769 --> 00:12:06,836 ♪ On a bunch of pain pills ♪ 339 00:12:06,904 --> 00:12:08,071 ♪ His favorite movie is ♪ 340 00:12:08,138 --> 00:12:09,172 ♪ The Big Chill ♪ 341 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:10,707 ♪ He's got a hairy chest ♪ 342 00:12:10,774 --> 00:12:12,508 ♪ 'Cause he eats a balanced meal ♪ 343 00:12:12,576 --> 00:12:13,942 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ Kickin' mad flavor in his ear. 344 00:12:14,010 --> 00:12:15,444 ♪ Sad song ♪ 345 00:12:15,512 --> 00:12:17,879 ♪ Huh, huh ♪ 346 00:12:17,947 --> 00:12:19,915 ♪ 'Cause the ice in my glass represents ♪ 347 00:12:19,982 --> 00:12:22,284 ♪ The tears from my eyes, I love you, dawg ♪ 348 00:12:22,352 --> 00:12:25,454 ♪ This is a sad song ♪ 349 00:12:25,522 --> 00:12:28,055 ♪ Nick Miller, Nick Miller, yo, streets of Chicago ♪ 350 00:12:28,123 --> 00:12:31,125 ♪ Rough and tumble, one love, you my heart ♪ 351 00:12:31,193 --> 00:12:32,626 ♪ Nick Miller, Nick Miller ♪ 352 00:12:32,694 --> 00:12:34,395 ♪ Never does anything. ♪ 353 00:12:36,699 --> 00:12:38,233 What? 354 00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:39,967 You want me to get real 355 00:12:40,035 --> 00:12:41,603 and stop being all cutesy and whatever, fine. 356 00:12:42,170 --> 00:12:43,503 Let's get real. 357 00:12:43,571 --> 00:12:44,404 You don't do anything. 358 00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:45,372 Mm. 359 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:46,640 What did you want to do? 360 00:12:46,708 --> 00:12:47,907 I mean, isn't there something 361 00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:49,243 you wanted to accomplish? 362 00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:51,111 Hey, I've done things. 363 00:12:51,178 --> 00:12:52,512 I wrote half a book about zombies. 364 00:12:53,380 --> 00:12:54,581 Okay, just tell me. 365 00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:56,550 If you could do anything, 366 00:12:56,618 --> 00:12:58,385 what would you do? 367 00:12:58,953 --> 00:13:01,687 You know, I'm the guy who... I can't just 368 00:13:01,755 --> 00:13:03,822 jump into something if I don't know what's gonna happen. 369 00:13:03,890 --> 00:13:05,224 I never have been that guy. 370 00:13:06,292 --> 00:13:06,992 Like, I'm the, 371 00:13:07,060 --> 00:13:09,228 I'm the guy that, if I don't know 372 00:13:09,296 --> 00:13:10,730 what's gonna happen, I don't do something. 373 00:13:10,797 --> 00:13:13,031 Ever. I don't care how bad I want to do it. 374 00:13:13,099 --> 00:13:14,567 I don't do it. 375 00:13:14,635 --> 00:13:16,501 Like, if everybody would go into the ocean 376 00:13:16,569 --> 00:13:17,870 and jumped in the water, 377 00:13:18,937 --> 00:13:20,838 well, I'm the guy on the beach guarding the wallets. 378 00:13:23,708 --> 00:13:25,310 All right. 379 00:13:29,315 --> 00:13:30,482 - All right, Nick. - All right. 380 00:13:30,549 --> 00:13:32,048 - Get out there. - Yeah. 381 00:13:32,116 --> 00:13:33,717 - I'll hold your wallet. - I don't have a wallet. 382 00:13:33,785 --> 00:13:35,519 All right, well, that's fine. 383 00:13:35,587 --> 00:13:37,655 I have a sandwich bag with my license and money in it. 384 00:13:37,722 --> 00:13:39,089 Okay, I'll hold your sandwich bag. 385 00:13:39,157 --> 00:13:40,457 Get out there, go. 386 00:13:40,525 --> 00:13:42,893 It's a little cold. 387 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:44,762 Just in terms of running into the water, 388 00:13:44,829 --> 00:13:46,530 it's a tad on the cold side. 389 00:13:54,904 --> 00:13:55,838 Well, you know what, 390 00:13:55,906 --> 00:13:58,974 just... it's just... 391 00:14:06,516 --> 00:14:07,616 We all taking our shoes off? 392 00:14:07,684 --> 00:14:08,617 What's going on? 393 00:14:08,685 --> 00:14:10,051 I'm a little drunk, 394 00:14:10,119 --> 00:14:12,287 and I can't be too sure, but I think 395 00:14:12,355 --> 00:14:14,356 you're finally about to see your best friend's penis. 396 00:14:15,525 --> 00:14:17,258 Nick-- he's gonna sh-- 397 00:14:17,327 --> 00:14:18,893 he's gonna show his penis to the ocean and not me? 398 00:14:18,961 --> 00:14:20,227 Nick, wait! 399 00:14:26,245 --> 00:14:28,580 I'm alive! 400 00:14:28,648 --> 00:14:30,482 I... am... alive! 401 00:14:36,021 --> 00:14:37,756 I'm alive! 402 00:14:44,162 --> 00:14:46,930 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 403 00:14:46,998 --> 00:14:48,765 This is stupid! 404 00:14:49,333 --> 00:14:50,800 No, it's cold! 405 00:14:50,868 --> 00:14:53,936 My testicles are in my abdomen! 406 00:14:54,004 --> 00:14:55,172 What was I thinking?? 407 00:14:56,540 --> 00:14:58,074 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 408 00:14:58,242 --> 00:14:59,875 Oh, my God! That is so cold! 409 00:14:59,876 --> 00:15:00,617 That is so cold! 410 00:15:00,618 --> 00:15:02,445 Words cannot describe how cold that is! 411 00:15:02,513 --> 00:15:03,513 Nick, are you okay? 412 00:15:03,514 --> 00:15:05,982 No, I'm not okay, Jess! 413 00:15:06,049 --> 00:15:07,649 I'm not okay! 414 00:15:07,717 --> 00:15:08,985 All right, I woke up today 415 00:15:09,052 --> 00:15:11,654 and I wanted to play a friendly game of touch football, 416 00:15:11,722 --> 00:15:14,623 then I hurt my back, and I went to your gynecologist, 417 00:15:14,691 --> 00:15:16,324 and now I might have cancer! 418 00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:18,026 So, no, Jess! 419 00:15:18,094 --> 00:15:20,562 I'm not okay! 420 00:15:27,736 --> 00:15:29,004 I don't think this is the right time 421 00:15:29,071 --> 00:15:32,607 to bring this up, you guys, but... 422 00:15:32,674 --> 00:15:34,809 does anyone else think Nick could stand to lose 423 00:15:34,877 --> 00:15:35,976 five to seven pounds? 424 00:15:52,626 --> 00:15:54,994 You know what I'm thinking about, Ceec? 425 00:15:55,062 --> 00:15:56,864 What, Schmidt? 426 00:15:57,932 --> 00:16:00,600 That when you stand up, 427 00:16:01,668 --> 00:16:04,136 there's gonna be, like, a perfect imprint 428 00:16:04,203 --> 00:16:05,404 of your butt in the sand. 429 00:16:05,972 --> 00:16:07,505 That is what you're thinking about right now 430 00:16:07,573 --> 00:16:09,441 - with your best friend - down the beach 431 00:16:09,508 --> 00:16:10,876 - going through what he's going through? - I know, I know. 432 00:16:11,194 --> 00:16:12,527 Then why would you say that? 433 00:16:12,595 --> 00:16:13,629 I don't know why I would say that. 434 00:16:13,697 --> 00:16:15,363 Why would anyone say that? 435 00:16:15,431 --> 00:16:17,765 I've never gone through anything like this. 436 00:16:17,833 --> 00:16:19,266 Yeah, well, I have. 437 00:16:20,034 --> 00:16:21,635 What happened? 438 00:16:21,704 --> 00:16:23,838 My dad died when I was 12. 439 00:16:25,607 --> 00:16:27,274 That's, um... 440 00:16:27,342 --> 00:16:29,944 The only way to get through it is to get through it. 441 00:16:35,649 --> 00:16:37,217 You know, I had a cat that died... 442 00:16:37,284 --> 00:16:38,752 Don't compare my dad to your cat. 443 00:16:38,820 --> 00:16:40,153 It was a big cat. 444 00:16:40,221 --> 00:16:41,554 I mean, human size. 445 00:16:44,725 --> 00:16:46,593 Hey. 446 00:16:46,660 --> 00:16:47,961 Oh, hey. 447 00:16:48,029 --> 00:16:49,662 Is this seat taken? 448 00:16:49,730 --> 00:16:51,496 Oh, please. 449 00:16:52,064 --> 00:16:53,833 Here, will you help me up? 450 00:16:59,071 --> 00:17:00,672 I know that you're right. 451 00:17:00,741 --> 00:17:02,942 You're right, I have to start doing things. 452 00:17:03,009 --> 00:17:04,877 I can't just... 453 00:17:07,046 --> 00:17:08,113 ...you know. 454 00:17:10,082 --> 00:17:11,518 Jess... 455 00:17:12,882 --> 00:17:14,518 I like you a lot. 456 00:17:14,886 --> 00:17:15,887 I really do. 457 00:17:15,955 --> 00:17:17,288 I'm glad you're around. 458 00:17:23,561 --> 00:17:26,529 I'm not gonna remember any of this in the morning, am I? 459 00:17:26,597 --> 00:17:28,531 Most certainly not. 460 00:17:28,599 --> 00:17:29,566 Oh, no. 461 00:17:30,635 --> 00:17:32,770 Yeah, it's... yeah. 462 00:17:34,572 --> 00:17:36,173 Yeah, we should go home. 463 00:17:36,241 --> 00:17:37,574 Yes. 464 00:17:37,642 --> 00:17:39,508 Let's go home. 465 00:17:52,790 --> 00:17:55,556 Hey. We gotta wake up. 466 00:17:55,624 --> 00:17:56,724 Morning. 467 00:17:56,793 --> 00:17:58,059 What? 468 00:17:59,127 --> 00:18:00,628 Hey, Schmidty! 469 00:18:02,198 --> 00:18:03,498 Wake up, wake up! Everybody, up! 470 00:18:03,565 --> 00:18:04,800 I got that ultrasound thing. 471 00:18:04,867 --> 00:18:06,701 We're late. 472 00:18:12,340 --> 00:18:14,175 What? 473 00:18:20,715 --> 00:18:21,982 Oh... 474 00:18:32,425 --> 00:18:33,459 Hey, Winston. 475 00:18:33,877 --> 00:18:34,861 We're late, man. 476 00:18:36,929 --> 00:18:37,964 Ah, fresh air. 477 00:18:37,965 --> 00:18:39,111 Back to the fume chamber. 478 00:18:39,114 --> 00:18:40,434 Couldn't even sell it for metal. 479 00:18:42,001 --> 00:18:43,468 Hope you didn't get sand in my car. 480 00:18:43,536 --> 00:18:46,405 Yeah, that's this car's problem: too much sand. 481 00:18:47,473 --> 00:18:49,141 Oh, my God, there's soot coming in from the floor. 482 00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:59,403 Hi. Uh, my name is Nick Miller. 483 00:18:59,470 --> 00:19:01,605 I-I have a 9:00 a.m. today. 484 00:19:01,673 --> 00:19:03,640 Fill these out. I'm gonna need a copy 485 00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:05,542 - of your health insurance. - Oh. 486 00:19:05,610 --> 00:19:08,179 I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be paying with cash, actually. 487 00:19:08,246 --> 00:19:11,315 It's a mixture of, uh, paper money and change. 488 00:19:11,882 --> 00:19:13,382 I do have a check that's postdated. 489 00:19:13,450 --> 00:19:16,119 There's a 60/40 shot that's gonna clear. 490 00:19:17,387 --> 00:19:18,554 I hope that's good. 491 00:19:21,592 --> 00:19:22,926 Jess-- oh, yeah. 492 00:19:23,993 --> 00:19:25,061 Do I have to do this now? 493 00:19:32,735 --> 00:19:35,738 How long does it take to tell if someone has cancer? 494 00:19:38,742 --> 00:19:40,475 - Guys. - Hey. 495 00:19:41,043 --> 00:19:42,577 I'm okay. I'm fine. 496 00:19:42,645 --> 00:19:43,478 I'm fine. It's nothing. 497 00:19:43,546 --> 00:19:44,713 Yeah. 498 00:19:44,780 --> 00:19:46,914 What was it? What did they say it was? 499 00:19:46,982 --> 00:19:48,250 I didn't hear anything after they said, 500 00:19:48,317 --> 00:19:50,618 "You don't have cancer." I blanked out. I think it's, 501 00:19:50,685 --> 00:19:53,020 like, a cyst or something. 502 00:19:53,088 --> 00:19:54,555 Ugh. 503 00:19:54,623 --> 00:19:55,857 Stop Fredo-kissing me, Schmidt. 504 00:19:58,543 --> 00:20:00,601 All right, so what do I owe you? 505 00:20:00,602 --> 00:20:01,294 Let's figure this out. 506 00:20:01,862 --> 00:20:02,428 I've got, uh... 507 00:20:02,496 --> 00:20:04,131 It's already taken care of. 508 00:20:04,198 --> 00:20:06,666 What do you mean it's already taken care of? 509 00:20:06,734 --> 00:20:08,235 Oh, we split it. 510 00:20:12,905 --> 00:20:13,840 All right, well, I'll pay you guys back. 511 00:20:13,908 --> 00:20:15,242 I just... 512 00:20:15,309 --> 00:20:16,709 And can you please get a wallet? 513 00:20:16,777 --> 00:20:17,810 I do have a wallet. 514 00:20:18,878 --> 00:20:20,212 A wallet. 515 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:22,915 I have tons of wallet chains that you can borrow. 516 00:20:30,423 --> 00:20:34,292 ♪ Deep inside the ever-spinning... ♪ 517 00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:35,693 Hey, Jess? 518 00:20:35,761 --> 00:20:36,694 Hmm? 519 00:20:36,762 --> 00:20:37,929 What happened last night? 520 00:20:37,997 --> 00:20:39,530 Nothing. 521 00:20:43,001 --> 00:20:45,568 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 522 00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:48,872 - Let it go, bud. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 523 00:20:48,940 --> 00:20:50,407 - Just got to give it a second. - Bye. 524 00:20:50,474 --> 00:20:51,608 It's cruel at this point. 525 00:20:51,676 --> 00:20:53,043 The car's dead, bud. 526 00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:02,151 ♪ I'll take care of you ♪ 527 00:21:04,387 --> 00:21:08,891 ♪ If you ask me to ♪ 528 00:21:11,295 --> 00:21:18,733 ♪ In a year or two... ♪ 529 00:21:18,801 --> 00:21:20,836 ♪ Oh... ♪ 530 00:21:31,911 --> 00:21:33,046 Don't walk so damn fast. 531 00:21:33,113 --> 00:21:34,014 I'm coming. 532 00:21:34,082 --> 00:21:35,849 Can't a man say good-bye to his car? 533 00:21:35,850 --> 00:21:41,226 Sync by Alice | www.addic7ed.com