1 00:00:01,764 --> 00:00:03,065 I love these parties. 2 00:00:03,132 --> 00:00:05,934 I feel like I'm an ambassador, or a spy, 3 00:00:06,001 --> 00:00:07,702 or, like, a really high-class prostitute. 4 00:00:08,270 --> 00:00:10,137 Well, Jess, it's a political fundraiser. 5 00:00:10,205 --> 00:00:11,805 Who's to say you can't be all three? 6 00:00:12,373 --> 00:00:14,608 Hey, this is... really good. 7 00:00:14,676 --> 00:00:16,877 I mean, I gotta tell you, I'm really, um... 8 00:00:16,945 --> 00:00:18,279 - Happy. - Happy. 9 00:00:18,347 --> 00:00:21,081 It's like the complete opposite of my marriage. 10 00:00:21,148 --> 00:00:22,715 I'll give you the opposite of your marriage. 11 00:00:22,783 --> 00:00:24,750 - What? - Sorry, I just... 12 00:00:24,818 --> 00:00:26,586 I've never heard you talk about your ex-wife, 13 00:00:26,653 --> 00:00:28,088 and I got really nervous and... 14 00:00:28,155 --> 00:00:30,623 I tried to flirt information out of you. 15 00:00:30,691 --> 00:00:32,025 - Aw... - So... 16 00:00:32,093 --> 00:00:33,994 I haven't been home in a week, 17 00:00:34,061 --> 00:00:35,362 and, um... 18 00:00:35,429 --> 00:00:38,763 underneath my dress, I'm wearing... 19 00:00:38,831 --> 00:00:40,932 a pair of your boxer briefs 20 00:00:41,001 --> 00:00:42,734 that I borrowed 21 00:00:42,802 --> 00:00:44,269 slash-stole 22 00:00:44,337 --> 00:00:48,340 slash-I'm not giving them back. 23 00:00:48,408 --> 00:00:50,709 Come on. Let's go. Go to my house right now. 24 00:00:50,776 --> 00:00:52,844 Well, I have to go to my home for a bit. 25 00:00:52,912 --> 00:00:54,178 No, no, come on. 26 00:00:54,246 --> 00:00:55,813 Come on. Stay with me. 27 00:00:55,881 --> 00:00:58,082 No, I'm worried about the guys. 28 00:00:58,150 --> 00:01:01,486 They must really be missing me and wondering where I am. 29 00:01:01,553 --> 00:01:03,687 Hey! Sacrifice, sacrifice, 30 00:01:03,755 --> 00:01:05,256 Lava! Touched the lava! ...sacrifice... 31 00:01:05,324 --> 00:01:07,558 Touched the lava! Ow, ow! Touched the lava, dude! 32 00:01:07,626 --> 00:01:09,993 ♪ Who's that girl? ♪ ♪ Who's that girl? ♪ 33 00:01:10,061 --> 00:01:11,961 ♪ It's Jess. ♪ Sync by Alice www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 34 00:01:11,962 --> 00:01:15,095 Sync by Alice www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 35 00:01:15,095 --> 00:01:16,558 Sync by Alice www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 36 00:01:16,969 --> 00:01:19,669 He's the worst quarteback in the league, I mean, statistically, it would be better 37 00:01:19,737 --> 00:01:21,073 if he wasn't even playing, all right? 38 00:01:21,110 --> 00:01:23,337 You're listening to the radio and writing with a pen? 39 00:01:23,408 --> 00:01:24,639 What decade are we in? 40 00:01:24,686 --> 00:01:26,286 I cannot listen to that guy. 41 00:01:26,354 --> 00:01:28,338 Come on. Joe Napoli's the worst, man. 42 00:01:28,411 --> 00:01:30,770 What? Man, that is blasphemous. 43 00:01:30,825 --> 00:01:32,492 He's the king of sports radio, man. 44 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:34,694 I've got an interview with him today, okay? 45 00:01:34,763 --> 00:01:35,996 He's hiring a new research assistant. 46 00:01:36,064 --> 00:01:37,597 Hence... the research. 47 00:01:37,665 --> 00:01:39,776 My old basketball coach set it up. 48 00:01:39,940 --> 00:01:41,375 You know, I'm just trying to figure out 49 00:01:41,376 --> 00:01:43,705 - how to break it to Elvin. - You gotta cut ties with that kid. 50 00:01:43,713 --> 00:01:44,779 He freaks me out. 51 00:01:44,803 --> 00:01:45,825 He never blinks. 52 00:01:45,826 --> 00:01:48,425 He's like a tiny little owl in a shirt. 53 00:01:48,875 --> 00:01:50,176 Hey, guys! 54 00:01:50,244 --> 00:01:52,511 - Hey. Hello. - I have so much to tell you. 55 00:01:52,579 --> 00:01:54,380 I spent the whole week with rich people. 56 00:01:54,447 --> 00:01:56,048 I finally tried port. 57 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:59,084 Were you gone last week? Is that why it was so quiet? 58 00:01:59,152 --> 00:02:01,686 I feel like I haven't seen you guys in so long. 59 00:02:01,754 --> 00:02:03,785 You all look so handsome, so grown-up. 60 00:02:03,815 --> 00:02:04,798 - Thank you. - Hey, Nick. 61 00:02:04,857 --> 00:02:06,568 I finally notice the one-eighth Cherokee. 62 00:02:06,669 --> 00:02:07,651 Winston... 63 00:02:07,713 --> 00:02:09,014 that's almost a mustache. 64 00:02:09,079 --> 00:02:11,391 Yeah. It's creepy and thin, just like I like it. 65 00:02:11,392 --> 00:02:12,965 How was your sexcation with Russell? 66 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:14,906 I did have a lot of sex. Thank you. 67 00:02:14,966 --> 00:02:17,388 What'd you guys do without me? Hit me up with a headline! 68 00:02:17,389 --> 00:02:18,908 Nothing. We played True American. 69 00:02:18,909 --> 00:02:22,216 - What?! You played True American without me? - Yes, ma'am. 70 00:02:22,274 --> 00:02:24,608 Oh, sorry. It's Cece. 71 00:02:24,676 --> 00:02:27,144 - Hey, you! - Tell me everything. How's it going? 72 00:02:27,212 --> 00:02:28,578 - Where are you? - With Schmidt. 73 00:02:29,046 --> 00:02:30,113 Where are you? 74 00:02:30,981 --> 00:02:32,014 Right here. 75 00:02:32,081 --> 00:02:32,782 Wow. 76 00:02:32,850 --> 00:02:34,417 I am not used to this yet. 77 00:02:34,484 --> 00:02:36,085 I'm surprised this one's still standing. 78 00:02:36,153 --> 00:02:38,288 We burned through a lot of ideas last night. 79 00:02:38,355 --> 00:02:40,656 - That's really great. - We went deep into the stables... 80 00:02:40,724 --> 00:02:42,458 - Yeah. Cool. - Ugh. 81 00:02:42,526 --> 00:02:43,793 I don't know. It's like we're living 82 00:02:43,861 --> 00:02:45,360 in a romantic comedy montage. 83 00:02:45,428 --> 00:02:49,031 Like, we, like, throw our heads back when we laugh, 84 00:02:49,098 --> 00:02:50,765 and I, like, try on floppy hats for him. 85 00:02:50,834 --> 00:02:52,500 It's pretty perfect. 86 00:02:52,568 --> 00:02:54,536 It's like the first act of a TV movie 87 00:02:54,603 --> 00:02:57,539 until I find out that he has a wife and kids in another state. 88 00:02:58,106 --> 00:03:00,475 Yeah, but nothing's perfect, right? 89 00:03:00,543 --> 00:03:03,945 You're kind of doing everything on his terms, 90 00:03:04,012 --> 00:03:07,414 living in his beautiful, fancy house... 91 00:03:07,482 --> 00:03:08,950 I'm not really living there. 92 00:03:09,017 --> 00:03:11,052 Has he ever spent a night here? 93 00:03:12,119 --> 00:03:13,019 Hey, guys. 94 00:03:13,087 --> 00:03:14,222 So, listen, um... 95 00:03:14,289 --> 00:03:15,689 Russell's gonna come and stay this weekend. 96 00:03:15,757 --> 00:03:17,357 I was just wondering 97 00:03:17,424 --> 00:03:18,691 if you guys could be cool? 98 00:03:18,759 --> 00:03:20,793 Yeah. 99 00:03:21,862 --> 00:03:23,296 - Sure. - Okay, uh... 100 00:03:23,364 --> 00:03:26,066 Actually, I don't trust what "cool" means to all of you, 101 00:03:26,633 --> 00:03:29,034 so how about we just say "be normal"? 102 00:03:29,102 --> 00:03:30,870 - Big R. - Schmidt. 103 00:03:31,437 --> 00:03:32,204 Your shoe's untied. 104 00:03:32,772 --> 00:03:33,305 Oh. 105 00:03:35,391 --> 00:03:36,758 - What are you doing? - Label check, man. 106 00:03:36,809 --> 00:03:37,968 - What are you doing? - Label check. 107 00:03:37,998 --> 00:03:39,998 - What are you doing? - Just calm down. 108 00:03:42,615 --> 00:03:44,249 Did... 109 00:03:51,590 --> 00:03:53,391 I got it. 110 00:03:53,458 --> 00:03:54,892 - Russell! - Whoa! 111 00:03:54,959 --> 00:03:56,527 Oh, man, you scared me. 112 00:03:56,528 --> 00:03:57,805 You scared of black people? 113 00:03:57,850 --> 00:03:59,284 No. 114 00:03:59,314 --> 00:04:01,400 - It's 2012, baby. - I'm... 115 00:04:01,437 --> 00:04:03,311 - Yeah, of course. - Done deal. - Easy. - Of course. 116 00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:04,902 Quick question. 117 00:04:04,969 --> 00:04:07,531 Russell's such a visionary, would it be okay 118 00:04:07,532 --> 00:04:09,334 if I took him through my Idea Notebook? 119 00:04:09,335 --> 00:04:11,671 - Nope, not at all. - Maybe I won't take him through the whole notebook... 120 00:04:11,672 --> 00:04:13,965 - Or how about none of it? - But I have one that I'm really excited about 121 00:04:13,966 --> 00:04:16,769 called Real Apps, that I know Russell would be interested in. 122 00:04:16,770 --> 00:04:19,213 - No. - Nick, Real Apps is my idea. 123 00:04:19,652 --> 00:04:20,914 Real Apps is not your idea. 124 00:04:20,915 --> 00:04:22,625 Yeah, sure, you might have birthed the idea, 125 00:04:22,626 --> 00:04:24,641 but I midwifed it, and I midwifed the crap out of it. 126 00:04:24,642 --> 00:04:25,924 - Guys. - It was a messy birth. 127 00:04:25,956 --> 00:04:27,183 You just thought of the name! 128 00:04:27,214 --> 00:04:28,292 The name is everything. 129 00:04:28,315 --> 00:04:29,556 The name is the name of the game. 130 00:04:29,557 --> 00:04:32,029 The game is... is the name. The game is the name. 131 00:04:32,077 --> 00:04:34,280 - The product is the game. - Guys! 132 00:04:35,344 --> 00:04:37,834 I know you can do this. 133 00:04:37,995 --> 00:04:39,620 You sure you don't want to swing? 134 00:04:39,621 --> 00:04:41,815 Nah. Pushing's where the action is. 135 00:04:43,166 --> 00:04:45,760 Elvin, listen, buddy. I think we should talk. 136 00:04:45,826 --> 00:04:47,755 You know I'm not going to be here forever, right? 137 00:04:47,943 --> 00:04:50,006 I know about death, Winston. 138 00:04:50,057 --> 00:04:52,526 I know there's no farm where dogs and grandpas go. 139 00:04:52,555 --> 00:04:55,322 What? No. It's just that I'm an adult. 140 00:04:55,421 --> 00:04:58,018 It's time for me to get an adult job with adult people. 141 00:04:58,138 --> 00:05:00,607 You understand, right? 142 00:05:00,721 --> 00:05:02,636 Maybe we should get to work on your resume 143 00:05:02,637 --> 00:05:04,203 because yours is terrible. 144 00:05:04,287 --> 00:05:06,174 It's 2012, Winston. 145 00:05:06,195 --> 00:05:09,229 Typing is not a special skill. 146 00:05:10,895 --> 00:05:14,083 - And you're familiar with the show? - Yes, I am. I've been listening for years. 147 00:05:14,134 --> 00:05:17,233 - What do you think of Mr. Napoli? - He's actually like an idol of mine. 148 00:05:17,269 --> 00:05:19,576 Be honest, jackass! 149 00:05:20,870 --> 00:05:22,923 - Would you consider yourself an undercover cop? - Huh? 150 00:05:22,924 --> 00:05:25,331 - Seriously. Are you a cop? You have to tell me. - No! 151 00:05:25,394 --> 00:05:27,262 How far can you drag an unconscious man? 152 00:05:27,329 --> 00:05:29,487 I don't know. I never really tried to... Hello, Mr. Napoli. 153 00:05:29,648 --> 00:05:31,983 If you're as bad an assistant as you were a point guard, 154 00:05:32,050 --> 00:05:32,951 I'll eat you. 155 00:05:33,019 --> 00:05:35,120 You know, I know you, Winston Bishop, okay? 156 00:05:35,188 --> 00:05:37,289 Sub-par collegiate career, went to Latvia, 157 00:05:37,357 --> 00:05:40,859 9% from the European-slash- Women's 3-point line? 158 00:05:40,926 --> 00:05:42,860 - Okay, just... - Now you wind up in my lap. 159 00:05:42,927 --> 00:05:44,261 Well, I'm the luckiest girl in school. 160 00:05:44,329 --> 00:05:47,164 Hey, come on in, big guy. I want you to meet our new assistant, Winston Bishop. 161 00:05:47,232 --> 00:05:49,967 Hey, first of all, I've not agreed to do it... 162 00:05:50,535 --> 00:05:51,902 Welcome to the team, Winston. 163 00:05:51,970 --> 00:05:54,195 Hope Joe hasn't been too tough on you. 164 00:05:55,840 --> 00:05:57,254 I'm in. I'll do it. 165 00:05:57,741 --> 00:05:58,708 Um... 166 00:05:59,264 --> 00:06:00,319 So nice to meet you, 167 00:06:00,365 --> 00:06:02,199 Mr. Kareem Abdul Jabbar. 168 00:06:02,741 --> 00:06:03,819 Can I sit on your shoulders? 169 00:06:03,895 --> 00:06:05,317 - Sure! - Really? 170 00:06:05,366 --> 00:06:06,810 - No. - Oh. 171 00:06:07,110 --> 00:06:10,060 You've made a wonderful decision. 172 00:06:10,213 --> 00:06:11,667 I'm sure you're going to learn a lot. 173 00:06:11,668 --> 00:06:13,220 Kareem Abdul Jabbar. 174 00:06:13,221 --> 00:06:15,310 Yeah, well, welcome aboard. You can start today. 175 00:06:15,348 --> 00:06:17,662 I want to Kareem about a segment on his show. 176 00:06:17,727 --> 00:06:19,657 I want to talk to you about the jackets. 177 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:22,013 You said we were going to get show jackets! 178 00:06:28,304 --> 00:06:29,937 Russell, hey. 179 00:06:30,114 --> 00:06:32,445 I could show you around. I could show you our world. 180 00:06:32,516 --> 00:06:34,751 Way up here, it's crystal-clear. 181 00:06:34,802 --> 00:06:36,770 - Nick, you're doing Aladdin. - Again? 182 00:06:37,111 --> 00:06:39,414 - Do you like cheeses, Russell? - What? That's... 183 00:06:39,622 --> 00:06:42,181 - Nick, come on. - It's for Russell. 184 00:06:45,182 --> 00:06:47,397 So you really just call these "ethnic noodles"? 185 00:06:47,398 --> 00:06:48,493 No, actually, I don't know. 186 00:06:48,565 --> 00:06:50,199 The only English writing on the box is, 187 00:06:50,921 --> 00:06:54,823 "Find water. Grow hot. Family celebrate plus." 188 00:06:55,179 --> 00:06:56,513 That guy. 189 00:06:56,790 --> 00:06:58,024 Nick, stop staring. 190 00:06:58,053 --> 00:06:59,335 I'm not... what? 191 00:06:59,848 --> 00:07:01,989 Schmidt's being really weird, too. 192 00:07:03,199 --> 00:07:06,801 So I told you and Jess to go get some sushi at Asakune, 193 00:07:06,869 --> 00:07:08,870 but I hear you hara-kiri'd that one. 194 00:07:08,938 --> 00:07:11,860 - Well, I know the chef at Namuda. - Oh, oh. Namuda? 195 00:07:12,540 --> 00:07:14,641 Maybe "My First Sushi." 196 00:07:15,209 --> 00:07:17,644 Baby wants a tempura California roll. 197 00:07:17,712 --> 00:07:19,046 Little Russell wants... 198 00:07:19,114 --> 00:07:21,882 Little Wussell wants an avocwado roll! 199 00:07:21,950 --> 00:07:24,785 Schmidt...! Nick, don't eat his noodles. 200 00:07:24,853 --> 00:07:27,086 - Yeah, but we're bowl brothers, now. - No, you're not. 201 00:07:27,154 --> 00:07:29,456 - Tighten up, guys. - I'm gonna kill him. 202 00:07:29,523 --> 00:07:33,126 I'm gonna punch him in his rich, old white dude face. 203 00:07:33,693 --> 00:07:35,026 Not you. 204 00:07:35,262 --> 00:07:36,562 Joe Napoli. 205 00:07:36,630 --> 00:07:38,738 So I guess you didn't get the job? 206 00:07:38,739 --> 00:07:41,200 No, I got the job. And that's the problem. 207 00:07:41,263 --> 00:07:45,385 I want six shakes in my fridge at all times, ready to go. 208 00:07:45,432 --> 00:07:47,049 And I want it Beyoncé-colored. 209 00:07:47,078 --> 00:07:48,845 Not darker, not lighter. 210 00:07:49,327 --> 00:07:50,895 Beyoncé! 211 00:07:52,445 --> 00:07:54,680 Clean your damn desk! 212 00:07:54,748 --> 00:07:56,959 Don't let him see you cry. 213 00:07:58,183 --> 00:07:59,617 See, I want to kill him. 214 00:07:59,685 --> 00:08:01,942 Russ, I was wondering if later, if you had a minute, 215 00:08:01,989 --> 00:08:04,234 if you wouldn't mind taking a look at my Idea Notebook. 216 00:08:04,356 --> 00:08:07,002 - Um... Hold that thought. - I will hold it. 217 00:08:07,003 --> 00:08:08,806 Hold that thought 'cause he doesn't want to hear it, Nick. 218 00:08:08,813 --> 00:08:10,020 Those ideas were 51% mine. 219 00:08:12,563 --> 00:08:14,631 I got it, I got it! Russell, move, my man. 220 00:08:14,830 --> 00:08:15,682 What'd I do? 221 00:08:15,728 --> 00:08:18,152 No, you did nothing, my man. Don't blame yourself. 222 00:08:20,938 --> 00:08:22,506 Yah! It just fights back a little bit, Russ. 223 00:08:25,041 --> 00:08:26,109 Anchor me! Anchor me! 224 00:08:26,177 --> 00:08:28,044 It's choking me! Come on. Go, go, go! 225 00:08:28,112 --> 00:08:30,879 Come on! 226 00:08:30,947 --> 00:08:33,649 - Anchor me. Don't grope me. - Jess, get in there! 227 00:08:33,717 --> 00:08:35,184 Jess! 228 00:08:35,251 --> 00:08:36,251 One more big one! 229 00:08:37,621 --> 00:08:40,790 Oh, my God. Sorry. 230 00:08:41,457 --> 00:08:42,491 You guys, 231 00:08:42,559 --> 00:08:45,004 - my contractor knows a really great plumber. - Please. 232 00:08:45,035 --> 00:08:47,371 - I know the best plumbers in the business. - White guy knows a plumber. 233 00:08:47,386 --> 00:08:50,023 Sorry. Plumbing's, like, a really sensitive topic around here. 234 00:08:50,044 --> 00:08:51,457 I-I didn't know. 235 00:08:51,637 --> 00:08:53,471 I mean, who would? 236 00:08:54,391 --> 00:08:55,266 Um... 237 00:08:55,342 --> 00:08:56,843 hey... 238 00:08:57,340 --> 00:08:59,408 who wants to play True American? 239 00:08:59,475 --> 00:09:01,343 - I'm in. - That sounds like a great idea. 240 00:09:01,443 --> 00:09:02,175 So it's 50% 241 00:09:02,196 --> 00:09:04,831 drinking game, 50% life-size Candyland. 242 00:09:04,946 --> 00:09:06,112 Well, it's more like 75 drinking, 243 00:09:06,180 --> 00:09:08,081 20 Candyland, and by the way, 244 00:09:08,149 --> 00:09:10,517 - the floor is molten lava. - It's actually 90% drinking, 245 00:09:10,585 --> 00:09:13,186 and it's got a loose Candyland-like structure to it. 246 00:09:13,254 --> 00:09:15,055 Well, with steaks. - Hey, guys, we doing teams? 247 00:09:15,122 --> 00:09:16,957 - Yeah. - Ready? 248 00:09:17,024 --> 00:09:19,092 One, two, three, go. 249 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:22,162 - Two, two, four. - Wow, I'm with Russell. Perfect. 250 00:09:22,230 --> 00:09:24,797 - What? You don't want to be on my team? - Well, I just copied you. 251 00:09:24,866 --> 00:09:26,599 - You haven't given me any information yet. - Oh, okay. 252 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:27,767 So it starts off there are 253 00:09:27,835 --> 00:09:30,007 four zones. An alternate zone 254 00:09:30,008 --> 00:09:30,952 is a crazy zone. 255 00:09:30,953 --> 00:09:32,585 And there's a trail of chairs. 256 00:09:32,586 --> 00:09:33,356 But the floor is lava. 257 00:09:33,357 --> 00:09:34,989 These are the pawns. They're the soldiers 258 00:09:34,990 --> 00:09:36,212 of the secret order. 259 00:09:36,213 --> 00:09:37,750 This is the king of the castle. 260 00:09:37,751 --> 00:09:39,552 And remember, everything you hear in True American 261 00:09:39,553 --> 00:09:40,797 is a lie, knock on wood. 262 00:09:40,847 --> 00:09:42,181 And it starts with a shotgun tip-off, 263 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:44,649 - okay? - Oh, that I can do. 264 00:09:44,717 --> 00:09:46,518 Shotgun, for sure. 265 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:47,987 Oh, yeah! 266 00:09:48,054 --> 00:09:49,021 All right! Yeah! 267 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,788 Yeah! Yes! 268 00:09:50,856 --> 00:09:52,991 Yeah, there's no going back now. 269 00:09:53,058 --> 00:09:54,792 One, two, three, four, JFK! 270 00:09:54,860 --> 00:09:56,594 FDR! Up, up, up! FDR! 271 00:10:00,565 --> 00:10:02,166 Russell, you're in the lava, man. 272 00:10:02,234 --> 00:10:04,135 I don't understand. Abe Lincoln, George Washington. 273 00:10:04,203 --> 00:10:05,436 Cherry tree! 274 00:10:07,171 --> 00:10:08,505 All right, Americans, 275 00:10:08,572 --> 00:10:09,940 you ready? Let's do the count. 276 00:10:10,008 --> 00:10:12,175 One, two, three. 277 00:10:15,813 --> 00:10:16,846 That's me! 278 00:10:18,383 --> 00:10:21,184 The ground is lava. 279 00:10:21,252 --> 00:10:24,086 Russell! Russell! 280 00:10:24,154 --> 00:10:27,489 Don't touch the lava. 281 00:10:27,557 --> 00:10:28,690 Big R! 282 00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:31,193 Only thing we have to fear 283 00:10:31,261 --> 00:10:32,361 Is fear itself! 284 00:10:32,429 --> 00:10:34,397 - Drink! - Drink! 285 00:10:40,502 --> 00:10:42,437 Jimmy Carter... atop... 286 00:10:43,004 --> 00:10:44,940 Grover Cleveland. 287 00:10:45,007 --> 00:10:46,141 What now? 288 00:10:46,208 --> 00:10:47,375 - More beer. - More beer. 289 00:10:48,877 --> 00:10:50,711 I got to get to the castle! 290 00:10:50,779 --> 00:10:52,764 - Go, Nick, go! - Russell, you're kind of 291 00:10:52,765 --> 00:10:53,799 ripped up, huh? 292 00:10:53,838 --> 00:10:55,690 Well, I used to work summers 293 00:10:55,743 --> 00:10:58,475 in a lumber camp near Banff, and I still split my own wood. 294 00:10:58,508 --> 00:11:00,786 JFK! FDR! 295 00:11:03,258 --> 00:11:04,918 You're pretty good at this, old-timer. 296 00:11:05,015 --> 00:11:06,452 Ooh, ooh, Cece, 297 00:11:06,453 --> 00:11:08,507 this is the best game of True American ever. 298 00:11:08,508 --> 00:11:09,437 I'm this close to winning. 299 00:11:09,438 --> 00:11:10,973 I'm gonna go get in your bed. 300 00:11:11,476 --> 00:11:12,342 Damn. 301 00:11:12,395 --> 00:11:13,328 Yeah, I'm out. 302 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:14,300 Schmidt, no! 303 00:11:14,368 --> 00:11:17,870 - No! - Does it mean we win? 304 00:11:17,938 --> 00:11:19,305 - Yes, we win! - Whoo! 305 00:11:23,310 --> 00:11:25,578 USA! USA! 306 00:11:25,645 --> 00:11:26,979 Oh, a little bit. Ah! 307 00:11:27,046 --> 00:11:29,081 USA! USA! 308 00:11:31,202 --> 00:11:32,636 I'm trashed. 309 00:11:32,704 --> 00:11:35,047 I'm in a trash bag right now. 310 00:11:35,127 --> 00:11:36,727 - It's true. - I think we should 311 00:11:36,728 --> 00:11:37,456 call it a night. 312 00:11:37,508 --> 00:11:38,575 No, no, hang on. 313 00:11:38,643 --> 00:11:40,528 I was, I was saying something. 314 00:11:40,566 --> 00:11:42,166 What you was saying to me. I remember. 315 00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:43,587 Hey, guys, guys? I'm really sorry. 316 00:11:43,618 --> 00:11:45,288 I'm on a water break. 317 00:11:45,349 --> 00:11:46,449 It's over here. 318 00:11:46,516 --> 00:11:47,916 Oh, man, you were 319 00:11:47,984 --> 00:11:49,618 giving me advice on my boss because 320 00:11:49,686 --> 00:11:53,489 you are also a rich white man. And that's okay. 321 00:11:53,557 --> 00:11:54,490 Hell, yeah, I am! 322 00:11:55,925 --> 00:11:58,926 - Hey, I love ya. . Russell, we have a big day 323 00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:00,261 planned tomorrow, so maybe we should... 324 00:12:00,329 --> 00:12:01,929 Shh-shh, hang on a sec. 325 00:12:01,997 --> 00:12:03,264 Let me straighten you out. 326 00:12:03,332 --> 00:12:04,431 Here's what you do. 327 00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:06,234 Your boss is power-playing you. 328 00:12:07,128 --> 00:12:09,330 So you need to power-play him back. 329 00:12:09,367 --> 00:12:10,901 - Yes. - How do I do that? 330 00:12:12,328 --> 00:12:14,096 Dip your boys in his shake. 331 00:12:14,140 --> 00:12:14,939 - What?! 332 00:12:14,980 --> 00:12:16,014 That's all you gotta do. 333 00:12:16,044 --> 00:12:17,167 Your testicles, dip 'em in, 334 00:12:17,168 --> 00:12:18,355 wring em out, dip it again 335 00:12:18,356 --> 00:12:19,989 and give him his shake. That's how you do it. 336 00:12:20,021 --> 00:12:21,211 That's a terrible idea. 337 00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:22,816 Jess, no, no. Shh. 338 00:12:22,884 --> 00:12:24,117 Hang on. It's like a guy thing. 339 00:12:24,185 --> 00:12:25,550 Territory. Jess, you don't know. 340 00:12:25,551 --> 00:12:26,605 It's a guy thing, you know? 341 00:12:26,606 --> 00:12:28,047 Jess doesn't get it. It's a territory... 342 00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:30,096 - Stop copying Russell. - I'm not copying him. I love him. 343 00:12:30,115 --> 00:12:31,714 Classic is a classic, you know what I mean? 344 00:12:31,728 --> 00:12:33,796 Just get in there, dunk your nuggets in his shake! 345 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:35,361 That's what I'm talking about. 346 00:12:35,429 --> 00:12:36,863 Well, we all learned a lot. 347 00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:38,831 You know what would make this night really great? 348 00:12:39,199 --> 00:12:40,675 - Idea Notebook. - Sleep. 349 00:12:40,967 --> 00:12:41,801 Yeah? 350 00:12:41,869 --> 00:12:45,189 Have you ever wanted to take a ride on a magic idea? 351 00:12:45,233 --> 00:12:46,365 Well, strap on, Russell. 352 00:12:46,434 --> 00:12:47,900 Russell, let's go to sleep. 353 00:12:47,959 --> 00:12:49,107 I'll be in in a second. 354 00:12:49,108 --> 00:12:51,375 I want to hear your idea. 355 00:12:51,883 --> 00:12:53,217 Take one more of these, 356 00:12:53,285 --> 00:12:54,985 and then this idea's gonna be even better. 357 00:12:55,147 --> 00:12:56,515 - Okay. - Down the hatch! 358 00:12:59,785 --> 00:13:01,501 Let's have a little bit more of that. 359 00:13:05,146 --> 00:13:08,182 I'm mad at him, and I've never been mad at him before. 360 00:13:08,249 --> 00:13:10,450 Oh, Jess! 361 00:13:10,518 --> 00:13:12,852 This room is not a place of comforting, okay? 362 00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:14,321 This is Darwin's jungle, 363 00:13:14,389 --> 00:13:15,922 where open-minded people do 364 00:13:15,990 --> 00:13:17,658 weird things to each other. 365 00:13:18,326 --> 00:13:19,559 Go away. 366 00:13:20,894 --> 00:13:22,127 Yeah. 367 00:13:22,196 --> 00:13:23,729 I can't fight with him. 368 00:13:23,797 --> 00:13:25,431 That's our thing. We don't fight. 369 00:13:25,499 --> 00:13:27,733 He used to fight all the time with his ex-wife. 370 00:13:27,801 --> 00:13:29,268 I think he likes that we're peaceful. 371 00:13:29,336 --> 00:13:31,604 Fighting's good. It's healthy. 372 00:13:31,672 --> 00:13:33,439 It's how you know it's working. 373 00:13:33,507 --> 00:13:36,708 You know, Jess, what Cece and I like to do 374 00:13:36,775 --> 00:13:38,943 is we like to fight with our bodies. 375 00:13:39,011 --> 00:13:41,145 It's like very intense game of Capture the Flag. 376 00:13:41,214 --> 00:13:42,880 I won't make you guess what the flag is. 377 00:13:44,183 --> 00:13:45,417 As my financial business partner, 378 00:13:45,484 --> 00:13:47,219 I appreciate you taking the time. 379 00:13:47,286 --> 00:13:49,153 All right, Russell said we need a prototype. 380 00:13:49,222 --> 00:13:52,823 So, Mr. Schmidt, I now present you "Real Apps." 381 00:13:52,890 --> 00:13:54,991 The phone obviously goes back here where the phone goes, 382 00:13:55,059 --> 00:13:56,827 and then these are all the apps. 383 00:13:56,894 --> 00:13:58,395 You've got a Zippo. You've got a fork. 384 00:13:58,463 --> 00:13:59,430 You've got a spoon. 385 00:13:59,497 --> 00:14:00,831 That's a corn holder. 386 00:14:01,398 --> 00:14:03,033 It's also a gentleman's shiv. 387 00:14:03,101 --> 00:14:05,236 Nick, it's a prototype of a prototype at best. 388 00:14:05,501 --> 00:14:06,536 - Let me see it. - No. 389 00:14:06,537 --> 00:14:08,137 - Don't be mean about it. - Come on, let me see it. 390 00:14:08,205 --> 00:14:10,840 - You got a bottle opener. - Come on. - Yeah. - Look at this. 391 00:14:10,907 --> 00:14:12,842 There's no brushed steel, no nickel. 392 00:14:12,909 --> 00:14:14,677 I mean, it's got none of the baller metals. 393 00:14:14,745 --> 00:14:16,412 I mean, come on, man. 394 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:19,442 I'm not gonna get Winkelvossed because of your sloppiness. 395 00:14:19,443 --> 00:14:21,778 What do you mean, "I"? Real Apps is my idea. 396 00:14:21,824 --> 00:14:22,988 You just came up with the name! 397 00:14:22,989 --> 00:14:25,331 Yeah, and the name is the game, friendo. 398 00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:26,455 - Mm-mm. - Yes, it is, man. 399 00:14:26,456 --> 00:14:27,783 No, it isn't. No, it isn't, man. 400 00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:29,043 Would you line up around the corner 401 00:14:29,044 --> 00:14:31,599 if they called the iPhone a "slippery germ brick"? 402 00:14:31,628 --> 00:14:32,794 Yeah, actually, I might. 403 00:14:32,862 --> 00:14:34,329 That's why they call it basketball 404 00:14:34,397 --> 00:14:35,885 and not "peach basket catch-it-up." 405 00:14:35,998 --> 00:14:37,566 You just came up with that? 406 00:14:37,634 --> 00:14:40,200 Hey, hey, we're back here on the Joe Napoli Show, and let me 407 00:14:40,269 --> 00:14:42,503 introduce you to a new member of the Joe Napoli Show family, 408 00:14:42,571 --> 00:14:45,154 and that is Winston Bishop, who is our new assistant. 409 00:14:45,224 --> 00:14:46,602 I'll tell you what-- he's sharp as a tack. 410 00:14:46,603 --> 00:14:48,434 Ladies, there's no ring on his finger, 411 00:14:48,435 --> 00:14:49,665 and, Winston, why don't you tell us 412 00:14:49,666 --> 00:14:50,759 just a little bit about yourself? 413 00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:51,864 Hey, thanks, a lot, Joe. 414 00:14:51,865 --> 00:14:53,238 I really want to tell you about myself. 415 00:14:53,239 --> 00:14:54,748 You know, I been on the job two days, 416 00:14:54,749 --> 00:14:56,190 and I don't know how to make no milk shake. 417 00:14:56,216 --> 00:14:58,810 - Oh, and I played two years of mediocre Division I basketball. - Wow. 418 00:14:58,864 --> 00:14:59,693 And why was that? 419 00:14:59,716 --> 00:15:01,499 Well, because I really didn't know how to play basketball. 420 00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,357 I got recruited for a girls' volleyball team. 421 00:15:03,392 --> 00:15:05,447 All right, there he is. That's Winston Bishop. 422 00:15:05,493 --> 00:15:07,327 And we'll see you again probably never. 423 00:15:07,395 --> 00:15:09,364 All right, turning now to the NBA picture, 424 00:15:09,412 --> 00:15:10,711 it looks like the West... 425 00:15:11,915 --> 00:15:13,182 These are hangover eggs. 426 00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:14,701 See, they'll either stop you 427 00:15:14,702 --> 00:15:15,998 from throwing up the rest of the day 428 00:15:16,068 --> 00:15:17,503 or you'll just throw it up really fast. 429 00:15:17,570 --> 00:15:18,737 It's high-risk, high-reward. 430 00:15:18,805 --> 00:15:20,889 Oh, maybe I should just go back to bed. 431 00:15:20,933 --> 00:15:22,767 I have a really nice day planned for us. 432 00:15:22,813 --> 00:15:24,079 We're gonna go apple picking... 433 00:15:24,110 --> 00:15:26,817 I don't... I don't pick apples. 434 00:15:27,016 --> 00:15:29,399 That... that's... that's not gonna happen. 435 00:15:29,657 --> 00:15:30,736 Are you serious? 436 00:15:30,783 --> 00:15:34,419 Because it's picking and it's apple... 437 00:15:34,486 --> 00:15:35,286 You're serious? 438 00:15:35,354 --> 00:15:36,788 That literally sounds like hell. 439 00:15:36,855 --> 00:15:38,690 Okay. 440 00:15:38,757 --> 00:15:39,557 Are we in a fight? 441 00:15:39,625 --> 00:15:40,458 We're not fighting. 442 00:15:40,526 --> 00:15:41,759 This feels like a fight, Jess. 443 00:15:41,827 --> 00:15:43,194 This is not a fight! 444 00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:47,784 Russell, my man, it seems these days 445 00:15:47,852 --> 00:15:50,086 there's an app for everything. 446 00:15:50,154 --> 00:15:51,154 Doesn't it, though? 447 00:15:51,221 --> 00:15:53,056 Yeah, but there isn't. 448 00:15:53,124 --> 00:15:55,125 Let's say I'm out and about, you know, 449 00:15:55,192 --> 00:15:58,394 being mobile, and I want to cut a bagel, 450 00:15:58,462 --> 00:15:59,462 cobble a shoe. 451 00:15:59,530 --> 00:16:00,896 Haberdash on the fly. 452 00:16:00,964 --> 00:16:02,264 Is there an app for that? 453 00:16:02,331 --> 00:16:02,898 No. Is there? 454 00:16:02,966 --> 00:16:04,566 Until now. 455 00:16:04,834 --> 00:16:07,136 - Right. - We now present to you... 456 00:16:08,203 --> 00:16:09,471 Real Apps! Real Apps! 457 00:16:09,539 --> 00:16:10,238 The prototype. 458 00:16:10,306 --> 00:16:12,775 Hmm, hmm, hmm. 459 00:16:12,842 --> 00:16:13,776 Relapse? 460 00:16:13,843 --> 00:16:15,144 Real Apps. 461 00:16:15,211 --> 00:16:16,477 Real Apps. 462 00:16:16,545 --> 00:16:17,378 Relapse? 463 00:16:20,581 --> 00:16:21,782 Relapse?! 464 00:16:22,050 --> 00:16:22,717 Would you calm...? 465 00:16:22,785 --> 00:16:24,618 You called my baby "relapse"?! 466 00:16:24,619 --> 00:16:26,420 No, I didn't call it anything. Just calm down! 467 00:16:26,488 --> 00:16:27,588 - I gave you 51% of this for Relapse? - Russell. Russell. Enough. 468 00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:29,088 Russell... 469 00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:30,824 Hold it in your hands, my man. 470 00:16:30,825 --> 00:16:32,859 - We're in the middle of something, guys. - No, no, no. 471 00:16:32,927 --> 00:16:34,294 - We're great. We're fine. Show it to him, Schmidt. - It's all right here. 472 00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:36,362 - Let me show it to you. - Yeah, but you have to... 473 00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:37,430 - I want to... Russell. - You're going the wrong way. 474 00:16:37,498 --> 00:16:39,953 Aah! Oh! Oh, oh, no! 475 00:16:39,954 --> 00:16:41,673 - Oh, my God, Russell, are you okay? - No, no, no. 476 00:16:41,703 --> 00:16:42,836 I've been stabbed! 477 00:16:42,904 --> 00:16:44,204 It wasn't ready. 478 00:16:44,271 --> 00:16:45,739 - It wasn't ready. - You called it Relapse, idiot! 479 00:16:45,807 --> 00:16:46,807 Where are the Band-Aids? 480 00:16:46,874 --> 00:16:47,773 - No Band-Aids! - What?! 481 00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:48,638 Ow! 482 00:16:48,676 --> 00:16:51,153 I'll get you a takeout napkin with some Scotch tape. 483 00:16:51,207 --> 00:16:52,108 Searing pain! 484 00:16:52,143 --> 00:16:53,198 So sorry. 485 00:16:53,228 --> 00:16:55,714 - Here. Oh, sorry. - Ow! Ow! Jess. 486 00:16:55,735 --> 00:16:57,546 Jess, do you know what? You just taped a napkin to my hand. 487 00:16:57,547 --> 00:16:58,519 You know what? I'm gonna go. 488 00:16:58,520 --> 00:16:59,640 I need to be home right now. 489 00:16:59,641 --> 00:17:00,452 Is that a problem? 490 00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:02,154 No. 491 00:17:02,425 --> 00:17:03,858 I'm fine. 492 00:17:04,051 --> 00:17:05,551 It's great. 493 00:17:06,016 --> 00:17:07,651 We're great. 494 00:17:08,492 --> 00:17:09,393 Yeah. 495 00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:13,564 - I'm s... - Just nicked him. 496 00:17:18,036 --> 00:17:19,337 Get it all out. 497 00:17:19,404 --> 00:17:20,670 I have an idea for your Idea book! 498 00:17:20,739 --> 00:17:22,039 Replace the Band-Aids! 499 00:17:22,607 --> 00:17:23,573 Very fair. 500 00:17:24,141 --> 00:17:24,808 It's so sticky! 501 00:17:24,876 --> 00:17:25,776 Oh, I have an app for that. 502 00:17:29,740 --> 00:17:31,106 What are you doing here? 503 00:17:31,174 --> 00:17:33,008 Why aren't you at your new job? 504 00:17:34,076 --> 00:17:35,037 I'm quitting. 505 00:17:35,105 --> 00:17:36,693 You're quitting your dream job? 506 00:17:36,752 --> 00:17:38,389 Well, I mean, there's good news. 507 00:17:38,513 --> 00:17:39,914 I want to keep being your nanny. 508 00:17:39,982 --> 00:17:41,618 That's what I've come to tell your mom. 509 00:17:41,783 --> 00:17:43,918 I can't let you do that. 510 00:17:43,986 --> 00:17:45,686 Mom? Mom? 511 00:17:45,754 --> 00:17:47,720 Winston just asked me if he can smoke weed. 512 00:17:47,788 --> 00:17:49,189 - What?! - What?! 513 00:17:49,257 --> 00:17:50,991 - No, see... - He said when we go to the park, 514 00:17:51,058 --> 00:17:52,058 he wanted to do it. 515 00:17:52,126 --> 00:17:53,059 And I get to hold it 516 00:17:53,127 --> 00:17:53,927 because 517 00:17:53,995 --> 00:17:55,896 I'm a minor. 518 00:17:55,963 --> 00:17:57,931 Where is your imagination taking you? No! 519 00:17:57,999 --> 00:17:59,432 - You said that in front of my kid?! - Gina... 520 00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:00,700 Are you serious?! 521 00:18:00,767 --> 00:18:02,286 Are you completely insane?! 522 00:18:02,287 --> 00:18:03,569 Gina, you know me, okay? 523 00:18:03,570 --> 00:18:04,814 I'm wearing a tie and everything. 524 00:18:04,838 --> 00:18:06,171 You're never, ever gonna nanny again. 525 00:18:06,239 --> 00:18:08,841 I will destroy you on the nanny boards. 526 00:18:08,909 --> 00:18:10,610 You can count on that. Come on, Elvin. Just... 527 00:18:10,677 --> 00:18:13,003 Let me explain. Let me... Elvin, Elvin, Elvin, hey, now. 528 00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:14,581 Elvin, let's get away. Get away from the hippie. 529 00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:15,863 Come on. 530 00:18:18,918 --> 00:18:20,484 Bye, Winston. 531 00:18:23,521 --> 00:18:24,389 Bye, Elvin. 532 00:18:24,390 --> 00:18:26,057 No, no, don't talk to him. 533 00:18:26,125 --> 00:18:28,826 It's 4:20. Don't you have to be somewhere? 534 00:18:30,229 --> 00:18:31,963 Oh, no. 535 00:18:32,531 --> 00:18:33,531 The shakes. 536 00:18:33,798 --> 00:18:36,831 Six... Where are you, number six? 537 00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:38,634 Hey, Bishop, I thought you left early. 538 00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:40,501 Assumed you weren't coming back. 539 00:18:41,013 --> 00:18:42,468 There was something wrong with the shakes, 540 00:18:42,521 --> 00:18:43,615 so I went in and just 541 00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:45,788 threw them out because there's something wrong with 'em. 542 00:18:45,789 --> 00:18:47,819 Speaking of which, I should probably go ahead and throw 543 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:49,508 that one out. What did you do to the shakes? 544 00:18:50,387 --> 00:18:51,608 They've been compromised. 545 00:18:51,639 --> 00:18:54,397 What... did... you... do? 546 00:18:54,436 --> 00:18:57,709 Look, I really, really want this job, Mr. Napoli, and 547 00:18:57,754 --> 00:18:59,942 I know you're going to fire me if I tell you what I did, 548 00:18:59,987 --> 00:19:01,734 but I would love a future here, 549 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,523 and I don't want that to be jeopardized 550 00:19:03,524 --> 00:19:07,122 by a moment of... poor judgment. 551 00:19:09,598 --> 00:19:12,233 I put my beans in your shakes. 552 00:19:12,801 --> 00:19:14,002 Yeah, and I... 553 00:19:14,470 --> 00:19:16,571 I shook it around a little bit like this. 554 00:19:17,138 --> 00:19:20,541 In there? You stuck 'em down in there, huh? 555 00:19:20,609 --> 00:19:21,943 I did. 556 00:19:27,682 --> 00:19:29,015 Oh, man! 557 00:19:32,753 --> 00:19:34,087 You know what we're gonna do? 558 00:19:34,154 --> 00:19:35,755 We're gonna do that to Kareem. 559 00:19:47,867 --> 00:19:48,701 Hi. 560 00:19:48,868 --> 00:19:50,569 Hi. 561 00:19:50,637 --> 00:19:52,205 I have something to say to you. 562 00:19:52,272 --> 00:19:54,273 - You don't have to apologize. - Well, I'm not here to apologize. 563 00:19:54,274 --> 00:19:56,375 I'm here to fight with you, and I don't care 564 00:19:56,376 --> 00:19:58,210 - if you want to fight or not. - All right, let's fight. 565 00:19:58,211 --> 00:20:00,479 Well, I was prepared to have a perfectly nice weekend with you, 566 00:20:00,546 --> 00:20:02,514 and you just give up, and you come home. 567 00:20:02,581 --> 00:20:05,216 Because I was bleeding from my hand. I had to go to the ER. 568 00:20:05,283 --> 00:20:07,518 - I had to get a stitch. - Ooh, stitches. 569 00:20:07,585 --> 00:20:09,720 I'm too fancy for a Band-Aid. 570 00:20:09,787 --> 00:20:13,424 I'm actually... I'm actually really sorry about that. 571 00:20:13,492 --> 00:20:15,226 Jess, I haven't played a drinking game in ten years. 572 00:20:15,293 --> 00:20:17,028 The only reason I did is 'cause you asked me to. 573 00:20:17,095 --> 00:20:18,929 If I want to have a drink, 574 00:20:18,997 --> 00:20:20,797 I don't really have to play a game while I'm doing it. 575 00:20:20,865 --> 00:20:22,666 Well, that's my world. Garbage disposals don't work. 576 00:20:22,734 --> 00:20:24,801 Elevators don't pass inspection. 577 00:20:24,869 --> 00:20:26,970 - Wait. I didn't know about the elevator. - Yeah, it was, like, 578 00:20:27,038 --> 00:20:29,422 the cables were really thin. We signed a waiver. 579 00:20:29,461 --> 00:20:31,603 - They took 100 bucks off our rent. - That's really not safe! 580 00:20:31,604 --> 00:20:33,973 Well, that's where I live, and those are my friends. 581 00:20:34,145 --> 00:20:36,811 And that wasn't even the first stabbing this month. 582 00:20:37,379 --> 00:20:40,382 And Russell, my life is just as important as your life. 583 00:20:40,950 --> 00:20:42,018 And if you want to get with me, 584 00:20:42,085 --> 00:20:43,586 you're gonna have to get with my friends, 585 00:20:43,654 --> 00:20:45,054 and that is a Spice Girls song. 586 00:20:52,093 --> 00:20:53,127 We just had a fight. 587 00:20:54,195 --> 00:20:56,197 - I won. - You did not win. 588 00:20:56,265 --> 00:20:57,666 Hey, tell you what. Let's just go back 589 00:20:57,733 --> 00:20:59,034 to your loft and try again. 590 00:20:59,601 --> 00:21:00,435 Let's just hang out. 591 00:21:00,502 --> 00:21:01,770 Oh. Now? 592 00:21:02,337 --> 00:21:05,206 I mean... I just got here. 593 00:21:05,474 --> 00:21:06,340 Maybe later. 594 00:21:08,243 --> 00:21:10,744 Okay, that sounds like a plan. 595 00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:13,413 Those boxers you borrowed-- I'm gonna need them back. 596 00:21:13,481 --> 00:21:15,616 - They're my lucky underpants. - Lucky underpants? 597 00:21:16,184 --> 00:21:18,819 And what are the values of the Olympic games? 598 00:21:19,587 --> 00:21:21,956 Openness, exchange. 599 00:21:22,723 --> 00:21:25,892 The first victims of an authoritarian security regime. 600 00:21:26,460 --> 00:21:30,495 I'm Kareem Abdul Jabbar, and that's The View from Up Here. 601 00:21:35,923 --> 00:21:40,193 Sync by Alice www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by Norther