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Jess, I'm not done with that.
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That's $18 granola--
handmade.
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$18 for granola?
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Okay, you're gonna be eating
two Thanksgiving meals today,
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so starve yourself.
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Jess, I get
it that your parents
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are divorced, but can't they
just have one meal together?
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Yeah, sure, they
can if they're both
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gagged and blindfolded.
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Okay, listen up, guys,
my mom is gonna be here
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at 9:00
and she's staying till 2:00,
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and then my dad's going
to be here at 2:30
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and he's gonna stay till 7:30.
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I should also warn you guys
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- that my mom's a little bit perky.
- Wait, you think she's perky?
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Well, she doesn't have
my dark side.
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I got that from my dad.
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Nick, you're gonna love
my dad so much.
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He's so unhappy.
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I'm not into dads,
I'm not a dad guy.
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I don't like 'em, don't trust 'em,
never have.
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Oh, that's her.
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- It's okay, man.
- What's okay, man?
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- Oh.
- Momsicle.
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Oh, Jujube.
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Wow, showed up looking
like a pilgrim.
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- Every year.
- Hello, everyone.
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- This is my mom Joan.
- Hi.
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- This is everybody.
- Hi.
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Oh, come on over, I just want
to give you all a big hug.
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- Oh, come on, big Thanksgiving hug.
- Do it, come on.
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Come on, we'll do a
big hug ball, come on.
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- Come on, Cece, you know
how to do this. - Yep.
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You in the white shirt.
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I don't do hug balls.
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Come on in.
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Hug ball jumping,
hug ball jumping.
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Okay.
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- All right.
- Whoo!
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Oh, dear God.
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- A hug ball?
- Dad.
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- Well, hello, Bob.
- You're early.
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You know what
I'm thankful for today?
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Divorce.
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♪ Who's that girl?
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♪ Who's that girl? ♪
♪ It's Jess.
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Sync & corrections by Alice
www.addic7ed.com
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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No, no, no, no, it was my
mistake, it's my mistake.
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I'll wait five hours
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and come back when
Joan's shift is up.
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Bob, just stay.
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What if we need
something ruined?
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- Mom!
- It's all right, I'll spend my holiday
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at a Los Angeles coffee shop...
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- No...
- Sitting around with people
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who have nothing better
to do on Thanksgiving
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than work on their screenplay.
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I probably won't want
to blow my head off.
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Bob, we are both grown-ups.
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We can make it through
one day together.
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Please, Dad.
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- Well done, Jessica Day.
- Pardon?
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"My mom's coming at 9:00 a.m.
and my dad's coming at 2:30."
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I have no idea
what you're talking about.
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The movie you made me watch
a million times.
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- Rocky IV?
- Parent Trap.
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What?
I don't...
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Mm-hmm.
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Why would I do that?
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Parent Trap-- crazy.
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Mom, Dad, help,
there's a man in the room.
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He's trying to get us
to eat candy.
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Jess, Jess.
Jess?
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Jess, are you okay?
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What's the matter?
Are you...?
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Oh, damn it, Jess,
that's the second time today.
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Smile, Mom, you still got it.
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Jessica, what are you doing?
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I want him to see
what he's missing.
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You're texting your father?!
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That was a long time ago, Cece,
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when I was young and naive.
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- Just go.
- Excuse me.
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What's with all
the crappy beer, man?
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You hate that stuff.
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Let's just say that my cousin
doesn't exactly have
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the most sophisticated palate.
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Raised by wolf-like parents
in the wilds of Minnesota,
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he actually went to juvie
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for stealing
the synagogue's minivan.
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It's been that way
since we were kids.
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Made my life a living hell.
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I'm the strong kind of fat.
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Yes, yes, yes!
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Please tell me he's going
to sit on you when he gets here.
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He's a good guy, I'm telling
you, he's totally changed.
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- Okay. - He settled down with
this great woman named Krista.
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She's coming.
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Actually went Legoltod
with them last year.
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He didn't pressure me
to go on any of the rides
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I wasn't comfortable with.
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Ho!
Ha-ha.
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How you doing, little buddy?
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Come here.
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- Oh!
- Oh!
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Okay.
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- Hey.
- What's up, man? Winston.
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Nice to meet you, I'm Schmidt.
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I actually go by Schmidt,
uh, around here.
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There can only be one--
you know the rule.
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- Ah! Look at that right there.
- That's...
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Where's Krista?
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Krista and I have
a new arrangement.
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Okay.
- I, uh,
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I can sleep with
whoever I want,
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but she doesn't speak to me
or live with me any more.
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Hey, Dad, you want to help us?
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I have to stay away
from salmonella.
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You don't have to lick it, Bob.
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No, no, no, my doctor says...
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It was a joke,
it was just a joke.
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I have a sense of humor.
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If that was a joke,
here is a pencil.
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Draw me a map to the joke.
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Guys, it doesn't have
to be like this.
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Mom. you're in a great
place with your practice.
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Dad, I'm sorry Katherine
cheated on you,
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- but it's been months.
- Jess.
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- What are you...?
- I'm sorry, I thought,
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I thought, I-- I'm s--
I thought everyone knew.
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You grieved so publicly
on Instagram--
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all those pictures of sad
trees and, and your lunches.
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Katherine cheated?
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Yeah.
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Oh, Bob, that's
terrible, I'm so sorry.
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- Yeah.
- No, really, I had no idea.
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Yeah, well, yeah.
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Oh, sorry, really.
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Come here, come here, let me...
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Salmonella...
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- Salmonella.
- Okay.
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- I liked her.
- You did?
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- No, no.
- I didn't think so.
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Hey, remember that song, huh?
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- Sure, Bob.
- Yeah.
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- Do I remember that?
- That was the night.
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- Great night.
- Yeah.
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- Oh, yeah.
- I'm not talking about the concert.
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No, the after--
the afterparty.
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- The afterparty.
- The after-- yeah.
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Jess, no.
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Parent trap.
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Okay, admittedly this is
a little bit crazy,
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but if this is going to work,
you're both helping me.
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- Okay, I'm out of here.
- Sit down, sit down.
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- I'm not doing a parent trap.
- Nick,
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they got married too young,
they got divorced too young.
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I think this could
really make them happy.
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They need us.
Here's the plan:
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We're gonna make
my mom look so hot
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that my dad can't resist her.
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Your parent trap--
there's no identical twins
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or mistaken identity?
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Not a parent trap,
it's a makeover.
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The only thing you have to do
is distract my dad.
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A parent trap takes
weeks of scheduling.
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I feel like you're just
throwing this together.
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This is a makeshift
parent trap;
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- They don't work.
- Why do you have to ruin everything, Nick?
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I don't know, I've
got something bad
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inside of me.
I ruin things.
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Let's do this parent trap.
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Yes.
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Oh, would you look at that?
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She's spectacular.
Wow.
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Well, you know,
we used to date, right?
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You, Schmiggle?
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- Schmidt.
- Please.
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Cece, can you please
come over here
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and confirm our intercourse?
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And then I dumped her 'cause
I was like, you know, whatever.
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You mean, you ran away scared.
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Exactly, you're not enough man
for a woman like that.
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- Okay, yeah, and you are?
- Damn right I am.
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Well, I'll tell you what,
if you guys want to find out
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who's truly the manliest,
you should have a contest.
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- I'm listening. - Go on.
- The winner
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of this contest will be
declared the one true Schmidt.
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- Yes. - It is on.
- What are you doing?
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- I'm bored.
- Nice.
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Seems like every time they want
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to move a team to Los Angeles,
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the team that's most likely
to move here,
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the owner Al Davis...
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Dead.
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And then they talk to the,
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to the Ravens and their owner
Art Modell-- dead.
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Dead. You know what I mean?
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Who-Who's going
to speak out for us,
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- I mean, the voice of the NFL--
Steve Sabol? Dead.
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- Also dead.
- Exactly.
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You know, it doesn't take
a genius. All you got to do is
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- follow the money.
- Always follow the money.
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That's what I always say.
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- You always follow the money.
- Yeah, yeah.
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- Oil companies.
- Pharmaceuticals.
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Big business,
chicken corporations.
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Corn.
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Yeah.
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Just explain to me again
why we're doing this.
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Because, when Cece's
all washed up as a model,
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she wants to be
a makeup artist.
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And I want to help her
realize her dreams.
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Yeah, it's my plan B.
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Okay, stop.
Seriously, it's just too much.
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The makeup and-and your dress?
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The only reason I wear makeup
in Portland
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is to keep the rain off my face.
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So your hair just does,
like, this one thing, right?
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Sorry.
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I don't know if Jess
has told you this,
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but I am writing a novel.
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- Oh, really? - Yeah.
- What's it about?
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It's about zombies.
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Zombies?
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And it's a relationship story.
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It has a great love story
in there
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that could be made into a movie,
I think.
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The love story's between... whom?
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The zombie and Carol.
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Zombie and the-the...
Carol is not a zombie?
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- She's a regular person?
- No, she's a rich girl.
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Oh, so it's like the Twilight
thing where...
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It's not like the Twilight...
No, it isn't.
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Where the vampire falls in love
with a regular person.
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You don't get it.
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- It's the same thing.
- Oh, really?
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Is there another guy
on Twilight,
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that there's a bit
of a love triangle with?
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Yes.
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- It's the same as Twilight...
- Does Twilight have a wolf in it?
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- Yes.
- It does?
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Yes.
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Is Twilight in Seattle?
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Yes!
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Well, then whoever wrote that
is smart.
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Um, listen,
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I know you were very young,
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and I'll completely forgive you,
250
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just tell me the truth--
251
00:08:17,009 --> 00:08:18,272
Did you drive my van?
252
00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:20,526
Joan, I have told you this.
253
00:08:21,381 --> 00:08:22,626
It wasn't me.
254
00:08:22,643 --> 00:08:24,644
Okay, I believe you.
255
00:08:25,325 --> 00:08:26,426
I know it was you.
256
00:08:28,130 --> 00:08:31,816
Wow, I look like
a slutty Katie Couric.
257
00:08:33,618 --> 00:08:34,818
The trap has been set.
258
00:08:34,852 --> 00:08:36,520
- Is is working?
- Mm-hmm.
259
00:08:36,607 --> 00:08:38,341
Croce makes my mom frisky.
260
00:08:38,420 --> 00:08:39,414
Check it out.
261
00:08:40,345 --> 00:08:41,978
Oh, hey, your mom looks great.
262
00:08:42,042 --> 00:08:43,242
Really?
263
00:08:43,374 --> 00:08:44,864
- Go hit on her.
- What?
264
00:08:44,882 --> 00:08:46,439
My dad gets super jealous.
265
00:08:46,664 --> 00:08:48,287
So if you go lay some
sweet game on her...
266
00:08:48,299 --> 00:08:50,359
- Go hit on your mother?
- I was going to make Schmidt do it.
267
00:08:50,380 --> 00:08:51,665
No, no, no, I can't hit on...
268
00:08:51,683 --> 00:08:53,992
- Hey, Mom. Mom, uh,
- Jess...
269
00:08:54,187 --> 00:08:57,578
Nick was just saying
that your décolletage
270
00:08:57,603 --> 00:08:59,713
looks bewitching in that dress.
271
00:08:59,751 --> 00:09:01,202
- Right, Nick?
- Thank you.
272
00:09:02,379 --> 00:09:03,967
I like your de, uh...
273
00:09:03,998 --> 00:09:06,949
your de... de-college.
274
00:09:07,117 --> 00:09:08,542
Say hello to my sister wives,
275
00:09:08,570 --> 00:09:10,538
Mrs. Schmidt and
Mrs. Schmidt.
276
00:09:12,162 --> 00:09:14,246
- All right, time for delts?
- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
277
00:09:14,305 --> 00:09:15,917
I'm slowly regretting this.
278
00:09:15,991 --> 00:09:17,565
Definition is for chicks, man.
279
00:09:17,602 --> 00:09:18,829
All right, it's all about size.
280
00:09:18,863 --> 00:09:20,564
I mean, look at the
mass on this bitch.
281
00:09:20,615 --> 00:09:22,195
- Stupid.
- What's your calf situation like?
282
00:09:22,230 --> 00:09:24,198
Calves?
Want to see some ankle circles?
283
00:09:24,316 --> 00:09:26,135
Look at that.
Some donkey raises?
284
00:09:26,205 --> 00:09:27,377
One, two...
285
00:09:27,408 --> 00:09:28,896
No, no, no, no, no.
Wheelbarrow.
286
00:09:28,948 --> 00:09:30,226
- What's a wheelbarrow?
- Wheelbarrow.
287
00:09:30,258 --> 00:09:31,489
Every kid knows what
a wheelbarrow is.
288
00:09:31,515 --> 00:09:33,182
Put your hands on the ground.
289
00:09:33,402 --> 00:09:34,819
Hand on the ground.
290
00:09:35,329 --> 00:09:36,830
Hey! All right.
291
00:09:36,864 --> 00:09:38,698
- Turn him around. Faster.
- Yeah, all right.
292
00:09:38,716 --> 00:09:40,041
Come on, man,
really work those calves.
293
00:09:40,084 --> 00:09:42,210
Look at this, Winston,
I can do this all day, man.
294
00:09:42,235 --> 00:09:43,349
No, I got it all day, man.
295
00:09:43,362 --> 00:09:44,751
All day,
I don't even think about it.
296
00:09:44,788 --> 00:09:46,416
That's awesome.
Keep going.
297
00:09:46,449 --> 00:09:48,767
- All day. I can do this all day, Winston.
- I got all day, too!
298
00:09:48,825 --> 00:09:49,906
Hey, how long can you
do this for?
299
00:09:49,931 --> 00:09:50,998
I can do this all day!
300
00:09:51,021 --> 00:09:53,271
- Yeah, I got all day, too!
- Winston!
301
00:09:53,399 --> 00:09:55,337
- Why are you yelling at me?
- I'll do this all day!
302
00:09:55,362 --> 00:09:57,135
I'll do it all day, Winston!
303
00:09:57,249 --> 00:09:59,500
- This is great.
- I'll do it all day, Winston!
304
00:09:59,935 --> 00:10:01,410
Joan, I've got to say
305
00:10:01,508 --> 00:10:02,875
you are great...
306
00:10:02,888 --> 00:10:03,870
at doing what you're doing.
307
00:10:03,894 --> 00:10:05,728
You got those beautiful
strong arms.
308
00:10:05,918 --> 00:10:08,003
- You want to give
it a try? - Okay.
309
00:10:08,062 --> 00:10:11,554
Mom and Nick seem to be
really getting along great.
310
00:10:12,144 --> 00:10:13,681
- Well, no, no, no...
- Is that good?
311
00:10:13,724 --> 00:10:15,341
- You're wasting it.
- Oh, sorry, then show me.
312
00:10:15,472 --> 00:10:17,040
Mm, yeah.
313
00:10:17,121 --> 00:10:18,771
Yeah, we got to get
the whole thing.
314
00:10:18,804 --> 00:10:19,604
There you go.
315
00:10:19,635 --> 00:10:21,419
What is happening?
316
00:10:21,521 --> 00:10:24,499
I can feel the chemistry
from here.
317
00:10:24,523 --> 00:10:25,873
I sprayed all over.
318
00:10:25,908 --> 00:10:27,459
Clean up time.
319
00:10:27,910 --> 00:10:30,093
Like, whoa.
320
00:10:30,268 --> 00:10:32,074
Jess, what are you doing?
321
00:10:32,105 --> 00:10:33,289
Watching the game.
322
00:10:33,354 --> 00:10:34,754
You're doing the
parent trap thing again.
323
00:10:34,772 --> 00:10:36,028
- What? Dad...
- Yes.
324
00:10:36,056 --> 00:10:37,748
I have a master's degree.
325
00:10:37,795 --> 00:10:38,903
I'm not parent trapping.
326
00:10:38,940 --> 00:10:40,593
- You're such a liar.
- Seriously,
327
00:10:40,639 --> 00:10:42,028
I'm not... Okay.
Fine, you're right.
328
00:10:42,070 --> 00:10:44,021
- You need help.
- Why do I do that?
329
00:10:44,045 --> 00:10:46,962
I don't understand.
Every time, it never worked out.
330
00:10:47,034 --> 00:10:48,511
Okay, I'm calling
it off. Nick.
331
00:10:48,567 --> 00:10:51,219
♪ Every time I try
to tell you ♪
332
00:10:51,275 --> 00:10:53,009
♪ The words just
come out wrong ♪
333
00:10:53,039 --> 00:10:54,288
Nick!
334
00:10:54,399 --> 00:10:56,889
♪ So I have to
say "I love you" ♪
335
00:10:57,229 --> 00:10:58,392
♪ In a song.
336
00:10:58,423 --> 00:10:59,730
- Nick!
- I love that.
337
00:10:59,757 --> 00:11:01,278
Nick!
Thanks for helping me out,
338
00:11:01,309 --> 00:11:02,253
but I'm calling it off.
339
00:11:02,304 --> 00:11:03,948
She's doing another one
of her parent traps.
340
00:11:03,979 --> 00:11:05,168
- Can I top you off?
- Yes, please.
341
00:11:05,212 --> 00:11:06,574
Hey, Nick, what are you doing?
342
00:11:06,614 --> 00:11:08,081
I don't know, Jessica.
343
00:11:08,112 --> 00:11:09,419
I'm a little bit confused.
344
00:11:09,473 --> 00:11:10,592
I think I'm into your mother.
345
00:11:10,614 --> 00:11:12,101
- What?!
- I don't know how it happened.
346
00:11:12,119 --> 00:11:13,373
In truth, it happens
all the time, Nick.
347
00:11:13,398 --> 00:11:16,359
I don't know if it's
the sweet sounds of Jimmy Croce
348
00:11:16,385 --> 00:11:18,095
or the sweet smells
of this turkey...
349
00:11:18,132 --> 00:11:19,932
Nick, this is not what
we talked about.
350
00:11:19,951 --> 00:11:22,368
- I know but it got...
- Give me that baster.
351
00:11:22,735 --> 00:11:24,732
No!
352
00:11:24,822 --> 00:11:25,853
Okay, everyone.
353
00:11:25,879 --> 00:11:27,703
This bird needs to go
back in the oven.
354
00:11:27,728 --> 00:11:29,896
Bob, I need to clean you up
in the bathroom please.
355
00:11:29,940 --> 00:11:31,040
- Come on.
- Brand-new shirt.
356
00:11:32,487 --> 00:11:33,804
Do I regret it? Yes.
357
00:11:33,969 --> 00:11:35,726
Would I do it again?
Probably.
358
00:11:35,818 --> 00:11:37,293
It's all right, Joan,
you don't have to do it.
359
00:11:37,335 --> 00:11:38,906
You want, you can go
back to your basting.
360
00:11:38,937 --> 00:11:40,297
What, did you get
a little jealous, Bob?
361
00:11:40,338 --> 00:11:41,788
Of that idiot? What,
are you kidding me?
362
00:11:42,303 --> 00:11:44,720
You know, she's really
got to stop doing this.
363
00:11:44,875 --> 00:11:46,507
She's so stubborn.
364
00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:48,448
Wonder where she got that?
365
00:11:48,688 --> 00:11:50,593
Did she ever text you
some photos?
366
00:11:50,620 --> 00:11:52,437
- You mean of you in the shower?
- Yeah.
367
00:11:52,506 --> 00:11:55,112
- I got 'em.
- I was just wondering.
368
00:11:55,434 --> 00:11:59,603
Eh, maybe I was a
little jealous.
369
00:12:24,138 --> 00:12:26,272
Seems to me like
this whole thing is a draw.
370
00:12:26,290 --> 00:12:29,575
I mean, You did touch a hotter pan,
but he ate a much bigger candle.
371
00:12:30,021 --> 00:12:32,665
You belched longer,
he farted louder.
372
00:12:32,758 --> 00:12:35,417
You punched a tree,
he head-butted a bench.
373
00:12:35,507 --> 00:12:37,427
You both bailed on
the fifth testicle punch.
374
00:12:37,452 --> 00:12:39,002
I mean, Schmidt,
how much more can you take?
375
00:12:39,046 --> 00:12:42,065
Schmiggle, I got the belts
rigged up in the bedroom.
376
00:12:42,288 --> 00:12:43,789
Ready to see
who blacks out first?
377
00:12:43,807 --> 00:12:44,924
All right, you know what,
forget it.
378
00:12:44,958 --> 00:12:46,211
Whatever, I-I give.
379
00:12:46,242 --> 00:12:48,848
- Yes! That's what I'm talking about.
- Wow.
380
00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:50,665
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
381
00:12:52,767 --> 00:12:54,255
Yeah, but know this, all right.
382
00:12:54,286 --> 00:12:56,687
Your caveman ideas about manhood
are so over.
383
00:12:56,788 --> 00:12:58,850
Manhood today is
about exfoliation,
384
00:12:58,887 --> 00:13:00,337
- Ha!
- And cheese courses,
385
00:13:00,368 --> 00:13:03,271
and emotional honesty,
and Paxil.
386
00:13:03,349 --> 00:13:05,917
And yes, cutting peppers in the
classic style de julienne.
387
00:13:05,978 --> 00:13:09,954
You may have bested me in a
competition of pre-Clinton manhood,
388
00:13:10,014 --> 00:13:11,727
but I am Schmidt.
389
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:14,386
A refined and enlightened
pescetarian.
390
00:13:14,431 --> 00:13:16,048
About 90% of the time.
391
00:13:16,411 --> 00:13:18,444
Observe.
392
00:13:19,761 --> 00:13:21,762
What are you doing?
393
00:13:30,195 --> 00:13:33,441
Don't touch the blade--
it's hot.
394
00:13:34,025 --> 00:13:34,942
A classic julienne.
395
00:13:34,957 --> 00:13:37,225
Marine Corps
Cook of the Year 2003.
396
00:13:38,862 --> 00:13:40,796
And I can do the same thing
to a man's arm.
397
00:13:40,830 --> 00:13:42,095
Yeah, ding, ding,
ding, ding, ding.
398
00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:44,101
That's the sound of round two.
399
00:13:45,401 --> 00:13:46,633
Perfection.
400
00:13:46,684 --> 00:13:48,409
This is a masterpiece
right here.
401
00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:50,209
- Who's hungry, right?
- I am starving.
402
00:13:50,358 --> 00:13:51,797
Well, it makes sense
with you two.
403
00:13:51,822 --> 00:13:53,399
You guys must've
worked up an appetite.
404
00:13:53,859 --> 00:13:54,476
What?
405
00:13:55,962 --> 00:13:57,055
Look at that plating.
406
00:13:57,114 --> 00:13:58,577
It's like Picasso.
407
00:13:58,602 --> 00:14:00,570
It's nice squeeze bottle
work there, Bobby Flay.
408
00:14:00,601 --> 00:14:02,547
- He is still relevant.
- Where? Phoenix?
409
00:14:02,559 --> 00:14:04,644
Schmidt, come on,
we are getting hungry.
410
00:14:04,714 --> 00:14:05,935
What don't you guys
just stay here?
411
00:14:05,989 --> 00:14:07,756
- I'll sleep on the couch.
- What? What are you saying?
412
00:14:07,807 --> 00:14:09,091
- What?
- Nothing happened.
413
00:14:09,142 --> 00:14:11,060
What are you saying?
What are you saying?
414
00:14:11,094 --> 00:14:12,828
- I'm with you.
- You shouldn't be saying anything...
415
00:14:12,862 --> 00:14:14,379
- Anything,
- 'Cause I don't know anything.
416
00:14:14,397 --> 00:14:16,009
'Cause you're not... you
don't have any information
417
00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:17,553
- about anything.
- Information at all.
418
00:14:17,597 --> 00:14:18,409
Nothing.
419
00:14:18,434 --> 00:14:20,142
- Happened.
- The answer is nothing.
420
00:14:20,167 --> 00:14:21,474
- What?
- Answer me a question.
421
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:23,197
Which one of these platings
is more masculine?
422
00:14:23,228 --> 00:14:25,613
Look, do you guys want to know
what the ultimate test is?
423
00:14:26,155 --> 00:14:27,952
Being secure in
your masculinity.
424
00:14:27,994 --> 00:14:29,411
- How do we prove that?
- I'm super secure.
425
00:14:29,446 --> 00:14:30,395
You kiss a man.
426
00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:32,408
Yeah.
427
00:14:32,421 --> 00:14:34,379
If you want to be
the one true Schmidt. I mean...
428
00:14:34,408 --> 00:14:36,088
- No. We don't.
- I'll kiss a man.
429
00:14:36,113 --> 00:14:37,313
I'll kiss a man.
Yeah, I'll kiss a man.
430
00:14:37,332 --> 00:14:39,657
- Winston. Yeah, he'd do.
- Winston?
431
00:14:39,676 --> 00:14:41,706
I could go for some stuffing
right now. Am I right?
432
00:14:41,758 --> 00:14:43,552
- Yeah, love me some stuffing.
- Yeah, yeah.
433
00:14:43,571 --> 00:14:45,202
- Yeah, right? - Yeah, let's go.
- I'll kiss Winston.
434
00:14:45,227 --> 00:14:46,729
- I'll do it.
- I'll kiss Winston all day.
435
00:14:46,764 --> 00:14:47,798
I'll kiss Winston's mouth
436
00:14:47,889 --> 00:14:48,608
all day.
437
00:14:48,682 --> 00:14:49,383
Let's do it.
438
00:14:49,405 --> 00:14:50,470
All day I'll kiss Winston...
439
00:14:50,495 --> 00:14:51,964
Everybody else really hot, too?
440
00:14:52,043 --> 00:14:53,699
- Oh, wow.
- Hey. Ooh!
441
00:14:53,753 --> 00:14:54,436
Thank you.
442
00:14:54,471 --> 00:14:55,971
- Manly.
- Beautiful.
443
00:14:55,991 --> 00:14:57,841
Hey, Winston, uh, I got you this
444
00:14:57,872 --> 00:14:59,403
as an after-dinner
mint for after dinner.
445
00:14:59,426 --> 00:15:01,299
- Oh, thanks, man. I appreciate it.
- Okay? For you to have.
446
00:15:01,318 --> 00:15:02,725
- I appreciate that.
- Just make sure you take...
447
00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:04,069
What are we having
here, turkey sushi?
448
00:15:04,099 --> 00:15:05,549
- What is this?
- Ooh.
449
00:15:06,504 --> 00:15:08,672
I'm gonna make a toast.
450
00:15:11,093 --> 00:15:13,675
Parent Trap's just a movie.
451
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:17,247
And real relationships
are not like that.
452
00:15:17,299 --> 00:15:19,274
They're more complicated
than that.
453
00:15:19,596 --> 00:15:21,284
And they're not even real twins.
454
00:15:21,395 --> 00:15:22,814
Twins! Yes!
455
00:15:22,832 --> 00:15:24,935
I'm thankful for twins.
They're like sisters,
456
00:15:24,988 --> 00:15:26,861
but they do it, and
they like to have sex.
457
00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:28,419
- Schmidts.
- What?!
458
00:15:28,448 --> 00:15:30,515
- What?
- In conclusion...
459
00:15:31,670 --> 00:15:33,955
I want to say
what I'm thankful for.
460
00:15:34,894 --> 00:15:36,725
Family.
461
00:15:38,315 --> 00:15:42,256
They said...
it couldn't be done.
462
00:15:42,318 --> 00:15:43,219
They said,
463
00:15:43,268 --> 00:15:45,219
"You're crazy, Jess."
464
00:15:45,405 --> 00:15:49,644
I am so thankful today
that I proved them wrong.
465
00:15:49,686 --> 00:15:51,849
Whoa, honey, what?
- Whoa, hey, hey, wait. What are you saying?
466
00:15:51,878 --> 00:15:53,321
Congratulations, guys.
We saw you guys doing it
467
00:15:53,363 --> 00:15:54,696
- in the bathroom.
- No, no, no, no, no.
468
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:56,596
- We saw you guys doing it in the bathroom.
- It was the greatest day
469
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,141
- of my entire life.
- Greatest day of mine.
470
00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:00,244
There was so much love there.
471
00:16:00,268 --> 00:16:02,052
And sex. Sex energy,
too, Jess.
472
00:16:02,098 --> 00:16:03,115
And se-sex.
473
00:16:03,206 --> 00:16:04,625
You lit this place on fire,
474
00:16:04,674 --> 00:16:06,617
- you two animals.
- It was just a kiss.
475
00:16:06,656 --> 00:16:07,942
It was a great kiss.
476
00:16:07,994 --> 00:16:09,611
It was a hookup.
It mean nothing.
477
00:16:09,646 --> 00:16:11,310
Listen, if
Jeanie's up for grabs,
478
00:16:11,328 --> 00:16:12,849
- I volunteer.
- I volunteer, too.
479
00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:14,205
- I volunteered first.
- Don't even matter.
480
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:15,898
- You can't volunteer right after...
- I'm in the game now.
481
00:16:15,912 --> 00:16:17,596
You just wanted me for my body.
482
00:16:17,754 --> 00:16:19,384
- Yup.
- And I'm fine with that.
483
00:16:19,434 --> 00:16:21,090
- Jeanie, what if it was like that?
- That's not bad.
484
00:16:21,144 --> 00:16:24,101
I saw something. You guys had
a spark, you connected.
485
00:16:24,138 --> 00:16:25,023
Let's get natural.
486
00:16:25,054 --> 00:16:26,626
I swear, if you
got together today,
487
00:16:26,665 --> 00:16:27,990
it would be different
than before.
488
00:16:28,027 --> 00:16:30,227
I think you could make each
other happy. I'm serious.
489
00:16:30,288 --> 00:16:32,454
- No. What? Let me finish.
- Jess, you got to let it go, okay?
490
00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:33,954
No, I'm not letting it go!
491
00:16:34,037 --> 00:16:35,210
- You have to admit that...
- No.
492
00:16:35,241 --> 00:16:36,808
- What?...
- They're never gonna make it work.
493
00:16:36,826 --> 00:16:38,427
- No.
- And you scratched my van.
494
00:16:38,449 --> 00:16:40,250
Mom, she didn't mean
to scratch your van.
495
00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:42,072
I knew it. I knew it.
496
00:16:42,091 --> 00:16:43,227
Didn't I tell you? I knew it.
497
00:16:43,239 --> 00:16:44,827
Okay, the reason
I was in your van
498
00:16:44,848 --> 00:16:48,251
is because your little
jujube was high as a kite!
499
00:16:48,276 --> 00:16:49,342
Oh. Oh, my God.
500
00:16:49,368 --> 00:16:51,202
- Honey, are you an addict?
- Oh, this is new information.
501
00:16:51,235 --> 00:16:53,179
It was a brownie. I wasn't
allowed to eat chocolate.
502
00:16:53,196 --> 00:16:54,621
Yes. What, are you
living with drug dealers?
503
00:16:55,492 --> 00:16:57,417
When can we start eating?
504
00:16:57,947 --> 00:16:59,363
- Are you into pot?
- What are you doing?
505
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:00,794
- Is this a rehab?
- Are you selling your...
506
00:17:00,818 --> 00:17:01,644
body to pay for the rent?
507
00:17:01,694 --> 00:17:03,228
I don't sell my body
for rent, no!
508
00:17:06,081 --> 00:17:07,856
When can we start eating?
509
00:17:07,954 --> 00:17:09,721
It's off. Off.
510
00:17:09,739 --> 00:17:11,523
Shut up, everybody!
511
00:17:15,696 --> 00:17:18,066
I just want to be a family.
512
00:17:18,212 --> 00:17:19,781
Jess.
513
00:17:20,633 --> 00:17:22,346
You have a family.
514
00:17:23,407 --> 00:17:25,524
Your father and I are not
getting back together.
515
00:17:26,571 --> 00:17:27,555
Never.
516
00:17:41,911 --> 00:17:43,036
Jess.
517
00:17:45,191 --> 00:17:46,354
- Honey?
- Where you going?
518
00:17:46,377 --> 00:17:47,202
Jess?
519
00:17:48,583 --> 00:17:49,334
Turkey.
520
00:18:07,106 --> 00:18:10,491
Jess. Honey,
can I come in?
521
00:18:10,701 --> 00:18:13,145
Or do you have your
dad hiding in the closet,
522
00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:14,894
waiting to make out with me?
523
00:18:21,659 --> 00:18:23,439
I'm sorry.
524
00:18:23,597 --> 00:18:25,748
I'm sorry. I ruined
the whole day,
525
00:18:25,783 --> 00:18:27,952
and it could have been
really nice, but it wasn't,
526
00:18:28,014 --> 00:18:30,961
'cause I tried to shove a turkey
down a garbage disposal.
527
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,749
I just...
528
00:18:32,882 --> 00:18:35,333
I thought...
529
00:18:35,801 --> 00:18:38,518
maybe you guys could
make each other happy.
530
00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:41,385
We're actually happier apart.
531
00:18:41,980 --> 00:18:44,312
Maybe I just worried that...
532
00:18:45,077 --> 00:18:46,415
since you guys are alone
533
00:18:46,446 --> 00:18:48,714
that means that I have
to end up alone.
534
00:18:48,738 --> 00:18:50,027
You're not gonna be alone.
535
00:18:50,074 --> 00:18:51,425
Even if you were,
536
00:18:51,459 --> 00:18:53,516
you could always
move in with me.
537
00:18:53,913 --> 00:18:56,131
We could get a condo in Miami.
538
00:18:56,225 --> 00:18:57,138
Mm.
539
00:18:57,265 --> 00:18:59,378
And start solving
crimes together.
540
00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:01,157
God, you have to
lighten up, Jess.
541
00:19:01,189 --> 00:19:03,807
It's just life.
542
00:19:04,021 --> 00:19:05,204
Yeah, you know what?
543
00:19:05,229 --> 00:19:07,151
We could definitely
Grey Gardens
544
00:19:07,191 --> 00:19:10,052
the crap out of a condo in Miami.
545
00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:12,660
Can't wait to eat cat food with you.
546
00:19:15,032 --> 00:19:17,338
I'm okay. Don't
worry about me.
547
00:19:18,139 --> 00:19:19,089
And so is your dad.
548
00:19:19,121 --> 00:19:20,203
Okay.
549
00:19:20,405 --> 00:19:21,805
We doing this or not?
550
00:19:22,939 --> 00:19:24,324
I'm going in.
551
00:19:27,681 --> 00:19:29,234
Mmm. Mmm.
552
00:19:31,476 --> 00:19:33,353
- What's up, bro?
- What's up?
553
00:19:34,135 --> 00:19:35,335
No.
554
00:19:35,386 --> 00:19:36,511
Face smells like a dude's face.
555
00:19:36,548 --> 00:19:38,156
- Not for me.
- Hmm.
556
00:19:38,252 --> 00:19:39,919
All right.
557
00:19:40,542 --> 00:19:42,560
Watch how a real man does it.
558
00:19:48,611 --> 00:19:50,362
Hey, Winston?
559
00:19:52,946 --> 00:19:53,715
'Sup?
560
00:19:53,779 --> 00:19:55,464
- Yeah.
- I know, right?
561
00:19:55,523 --> 00:19:56,343
Yeah.
562
00:19:56,381 --> 00:19:58,226
Hmm.
563
00:20:00,495 --> 00:20:01,664
Okay, well, then it's off.
564
00:20:01,725 --> 00:20:03,059
Game over.
565
00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:05,402
No. No way.
566
00:20:05,650 --> 00:20:06,450
- Winston?
- Hmm?
567
00:20:06,484 --> 00:20:08,285
All day!
568
00:20:09,887 --> 00:20:10,595
Whoa!
569
00:20:10,632 --> 00:20:11,698
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
570
00:20:11,745 --> 00:20:12,578
I did it.
571
00:20:12,619 --> 00:20:14,202
And I'm the one true Schmidt!
572
00:20:14,233 --> 00:20:15,483
You got it, man.
You can be Schmidt.
573
00:20:15,508 --> 00:20:17,403
You should not
do that on Thanksgiving.
574
00:20:17,434 --> 00:20:19,852
I kissed a dude!
575
00:20:24,325 --> 00:20:26,421
Oh, I miss Krista.
576
00:20:33,949 --> 00:20:35,895
You know, she had
a little mustache, too?
577
00:20:35,971 --> 00:20:37,609
I know she did.
578
00:20:38,767 --> 00:20:41,655
You okay... Schmidt?
579
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:44,560
Yes... I am...
580
00:20:45,784 --> 00:20:46,969
Schmidt.
581
00:20:48,941 --> 00:20:50,761
Happy Thanksgiving.
582
00:20:51,195 --> 00:20:53,196
Give me a hug.
I love you, sweetie.
583
00:20:53,214 --> 00:20:53,830
Love you.
584
00:20:53,864 --> 00:20:54,998
Love you, sweetheart.
585
00:20:55,032 --> 00:20:56,917
- Love you, Mom.
- Love you, too, sweetheart.
586
00:20:56,968 --> 00:20:58,500
Joan, I just want to say that
587
00:20:58,531 --> 00:21:01,466
I'm really happy that, you know,
we got past all that.
588
00:21:01,504 --> 00:21:03,538
Come here, Cece.
589
00:21:03,574 --> 00:21:07,777
Give my little girl
drugs again-- I will end you.
590
00:21:07,946 --> 00:21:08,845
Bye.
591
00:21:08,881 --> 00:21:09,886
Bye, everybody.
592
00:21:09,905 --> 00:21:11,387
- And no more parent traps.
- Okay.
593
00:21:11,411 --> 00:21:12,525
Yeah. We're done with those.
594
00:21:12,581 --> 00:21:14,381
- Got it.
- Been there, trapped that.
595
00:21:14,804 --> 00:21:17,006
- Bye.
- Love you guys. Bye.
596
00:21:30,036 --> 00:21:32,237
I won't tell her if you don't.
597
00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:33,927
Tell her about what?
598
00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:43,120
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