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Just come, Nick. Why not?
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Angie and I are not
romantic weekend types.
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Sounds like you need
some fresh air in a cabin
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You're dating a stripper.
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I'm dating a tall,
handsome doctor.
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We're both kind
of living the dream.
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We're not "dating."
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What Angie and I have
together is pure anarchy
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in like, a sexy, cool way.
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- Oh, yeah? - Look at what she
did while I was sleeping.
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Look at how cool that is.
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She doodled on your armpit?
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- It's not a doodle, it's a tat.
- Of poodle hair?
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It's not poodle hair.
It's like the, uh...
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Anyway, no to the cabin.
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- All right.
- And why do you want us to come
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on your romantic weekend anyhow?
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I thought it was just supposed
to be you and the doctor.
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Okay, I'm a little nervous.
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I just need backup.
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I want this weekend to
be fun and perfect
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and lovely, and I want him
to look at me at the end and go,
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"Jess, that was the best weekend
I ever had."
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I'm glad you're keeping your
expectations at a reasonable level.
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Come on, it'll be fun.
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- Roast marshmallows,
- Yeah.
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- Make a fire,
- Oh, yeah.
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And sleep on a bear rug.
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- You in?
- Ooh, no.
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Jess, I'm sorry.
We're not going
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- this weekend.
- All right.
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But it's free.
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- You say free?
- Yep.
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Yeah, we're 100% in.
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- I'll go pack now.
- Okay.
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♪ Who's that girl? ♪
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♪ Who's that girl? ♪
♪ It's Jess. ♪
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Sync & corrections by Alice
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Oh, wait, wait, wait,
keep this in mind, right?
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Now, I have a spatula in
my hand the entire time,
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and I'm looking her directly
in the eye, and I say,
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"You're damn right
I want some cake."
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Kind of weird.
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Hey, what's up?
Guys, this is Schmidt.
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Hey.
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- Ready to go?
- Yeah, no, let's do it.
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It's nice meeting you all.
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Hey, uh, Winston,
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who are those guys?
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I don't know, I just met them
on the way to the bathroom.
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But you were so light
and charming.
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You were like Pixar Winston.
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Yeah, we were just chilling, man,
just having a conversation.
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We can stay, if you want.
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No, Schmidt,
I don't want to stay.
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I want to eat.
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Come on, man.
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White Nick, brown Cece.
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I'd like to have
a frank discussion about race.
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Do you think that we're
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allowing Winston
to be his blackest self?
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- I'm not gonna do this. - Okay,
make sure Jess gets these, okay?
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Guys, please, I'm being serious.
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Okay, Schmidty,
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I know that you're
being serious,
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but look, Winston has been black
his entire life.
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I think he knows how
to handle it.
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We were out
the other night for drinks,
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and well, he encountered
some members of his own,
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and you should have seen
the way that he lit up.
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I mean, he was like
a glow stick.
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- This is terrible. - Whatever you
were gonna do, please do not.
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- Just don't do it.
- I want to create
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an environment within this loft
where Winston feels free,
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where the gates are open.
Let's let Winston
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turn on his-his black switch
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and let his black light shine.
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This is perfect.
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Yes, it is a weekend
in the woods.
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I'm just glad that we get
to spend some time together.
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Yeah.
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- Hey.
- Yeah!
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Oh, look, it's Jackie O.
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- Me? All right, thanks.
- Yeah, you.
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Sorry we're late. I had to stop
and buy this bitch-ass a helmet.
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Because he wouldn't
stop being a bitch-ass.
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The helmet we got
at a rest stop,
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the shades are mine.
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Yeah.
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Free cabin! Whoo!
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It's actually my boss's cabin.
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- That's great! Whoo!
- Yeah! USA, USA!
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Indian food, dinner? You down?
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I thought maybe
we'd eat at a place
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where you wanted to eat
at tonight, Winston.
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As a strong black man.
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What?
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- What are you talking about?
- Hey, man, I get it.
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There are just some nights
where I'm dying
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for my zadie's egg salad,
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pastrami piled a mile high,
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some matzo, kreplach...
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Let's eat some soul food.
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Schmidt, I want Indian,
southern Indian.
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Also, I got you something.
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- Jah rastafari. - Take this
damn thing off my head.
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Okay, I'm sorry.
You're right.
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Forget the hat.
Just, I made a mistake.
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I just...
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Winston, tonight is about you.
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I want to be the black friend
that you never had.
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- I have black friends, Schmidt.
- I want you to feel supported.
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I want you to be able to do the things
that you don't feel like I understand.
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Okay. So that means
you're gonna do
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- whatever I say?
- I mean, as long as it's gangster.
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- Or not. It doesn't have to be gangster.
- Well, Schmidt,
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I want to say thank you
for allowing me to be me
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and I look forward to sharing
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my people's culture
with you tonight.
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I've never played
sexy Boggle before.
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I'm gonna get into that later.
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Ow-ooh!
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Oops. Okay.
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Hey, guys.
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Sorry, we were just unpacking.
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We could hear very clearly.
Very clearly.
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Hey, you got
a high-pitched scream, man.
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Yeah, I do.
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So, you guys, we are
playing best of 35,
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um, 'cause I thought you guys
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were gonna hang out with us.
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- Oh.
- Oh, Angie,
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this is my boss's cabin.
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Oh! This is it!
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Where were these
when we were having sex?
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That's how I feel. What?
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- Let's go shoot things.
- Yeah.
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- Okay.
- Not scared.
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- Just be careful, please.
- Good, yep.
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: Yeah!
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All right, well...
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- That's all right.
- Sam, are you having fun?
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'Cause I really, really
want you to have fun.
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- Course I am. I'm here with you.
- Good.
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- You know?
- Okay, good.
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Drink hot cocoa.
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It's not much fun without
someone firing back.
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You're amazing!
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Wow!
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That is not safe.
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That is really reckless.
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You want to shoot guns,
don't you?
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Go on.
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Guys, guys!
Save a bullet!
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Could be a little bit closer.
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You got to be kidding me.
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How do you keep missing?
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Come on!
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- Hey, guys.
- Hey.
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- Hey.
- No gun safety for us, right?
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- You want to shoot?
- No, no, no, do not
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give her a gun. She cannot
handle having a gun, trust me.
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All right, you know what,
yeah, give me the boom stick.
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The what? It's not called a boom stick.
It's a rifle. So...
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What? Give me the rifle.
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Oh, right.
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Whoa, yeah, you know what?
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I feel powerful.
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Whoa! Come on now!
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Come on! Hey!
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Okay, all right.
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- Nobody better...
- Hey! Jess!
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- Hey!
- Jess, thanks.
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Are you nuts?
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- Here, all right, see that can?
- Yep.
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- All right.
- But I need like, a back story.
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Like, why am I mad at the can?
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That can is your
ex-boyfriend, and, uh,
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he did not respect your space
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and, um, thought that
your arts and crafts
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- section of your house was ridiculous.
- What??
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- And, right, done? Enough?
- Yeah. No. Yeah.
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- Yeah. - Let me just square
your hips right there.
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All right,
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center your... there you go.
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Now let me just move your hair.
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- It's so pretty, really curly.
- Thanks.
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Fantasy
and nightmare colliding.
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Take a deep breath.
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Congrats.
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We have no power.
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Uh...
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I'm just gonna...
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Whoa! Jess, that's it.
Let go of the rifle.
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I mean it; You're done.
You're done.
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Jess, I'm having a great time.
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Oh, yeah, I'm so mad
at you right now.
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Guys, I think that this
just turned into an adventure.
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Look what I found
in the owner's closet.
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- Yes!
- Thank you so much.
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- You rule.
- This is good stuff.
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See, making the best
of the night. Sweaters.
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A little mothy.
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- Look what else I found in
the owner's closet.- What?
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Crème de menthe, guys.
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Oh, get in here, girl.
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Oh, body warmth.
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Take a pull.
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- Ooh, yeah.
- Pass her over.
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- Ooh, that's...
- Yeah.
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That is not crème de menthe.
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That is, uh, the green fairy
right there.
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It's absinthe.
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- Yeah, it's absinthe.
- Absinthe?
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- Absinthe...
- Nice.
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Has killed so many of our
most famous painters.
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Last time I tried absinthe,
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I tried to put my car
in my pocket.
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Come on.
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Let's get crazy.
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Come on, babe.
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Yeah.
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Okay, yeah, yeah.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Perfect weekend!
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- No, no!
- No!
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Whoa, too much.
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- Oh, guys.
- I don't feel anything.
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Well, those were just the best
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ribs that I've ever had.
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Ooh, you ain't lying, child.
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Thanks for dinner, Schmidt.
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You know,
I really appreciate it, man.
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- I do feel supported.
- So what's next?
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There is this one thing
that I miss.
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I probably shouldn't say, man.
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- I can't.
- No, come on.
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It's us, man.
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Schmidt, I could really go
for some crack.
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What?
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Crack cocaine?
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I remember when I was a kid,
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me, my mom,
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and her mom, and well, her mom,
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and then her mom,
and then of course her mom,
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and then my little cousin,
Peanut,
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they'd all rush back
to that flaming trash can
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where we'd sit around
and harmonize
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and just... ♪ shoo-op. ♪
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One of those nights I remember,
well, we ran out of crack.
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I'd grab my scarf,
and I would run on down
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to the liquor store
where the thugs hang out,
253
00:08:38,462 --> 00:08:41,197
and I would try to get
a good deal on some crack.
254
00:08:41,874 --> 00:08:44,663
Whoo! They never would give me
a good price, man,
255
00:08:44,680 --> 00:08:46,900
but, uh, I tell you what,
256
00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:50,759
there's nothing like the...
the feel of a fire,
257
00:08:51,214 --> 00:08:52,545
a fresh-baked cookie,
258
00:08:52,570 --> 00:08:56,706
and that sweet, sweet taste
of crack in your lungs.
259
00:08:59,196 --> 00:09:00,271
Okay.
260
00:09:00,317 --> 00:09:01,780
Okay, Winston, yeah.
261
00:09:01,988 --> 00:09:03,864
Sure, I mean, if...
262
00:09:04,451 --> 00:09:08,211
If that is something
that you want to do...
263
00:09:08,242 --> 00:09:10,290
See, I knew you were
gonna judge me.
264
00:09:10,323 --> 00:09:12,039
- I knew it.
- No, Winston.
265
00:09:12,492 --> 00:09:14,826
I knew you were gonna judge me
and just...
266
00:09:16,282 --> 00:09:17,729
Winston, listen to me.
267
00:09:18,059 --> 00:09:19,297
Look...
268
00:09:19,418 --> 00:09:20,913
if crack cocaine
is what you want
269
00:09:20,944 --> 00:09:23,649
then crack cocaine is what
we are going to get.
270
00:09:23,770 --> 00:09:25,370
How do we do this?
271
00:09:25,413 --> 00:09:27,872
Here's what we do, Schmidt.
We go to the projects, okay?
272
00:09:27,919 --> 00:09:29,219
We knock on some doors.
273
00:09:29,238 --> 00:09:30,894
I'll wait in the car
and take lookout
274
00:09:30,922 --> 00:09:32,452
while you do all the legwork.
275
00:09:32,476 --> 00:09:34,676
Because as you say, you are
in much better shape than I am.
276
00:09:34,713 --> 00:09:36,345
You do have
the body of a Smurf.
277
00:09:36,594 --> 00:09:39,092
We could... We could just
get frozen yogurt. It's not a big deal.
278
00:09:39,129 --> 00:09:40,814
Schmidt isn't about
no frozen yogurt.
279
00:09:40,926 --> 00:09:43,317
I want to go score
some crack cocaine.
280
00:09:44,009 --> 00:09:45,940
- Really?
- We're gonna do this.
281
00:09:55,382 --> 00:09:57,232
Look at them.
This is a cabin, guys.
282
00:09:57,275 --> 00:09:59,441
Getting wasted on a couple
of shots of absinthe.
283
00:09:59,479 --> 00:10:00,879
Word games, word games,
284
00:10:00,935 --> 00:10:02,135
word games, word games,
word games.
285
00:10:02,189 --> 00:10:04,397
Doctor! I was saying...
286
00:10:07,827 --> 00:10:09,065
I don't think I feel it.
287
00:10:09,102 --> 00:10:10,978
I can't believe
I'm the sober one.
288
00:10:11,048 --> 00:10:13,679
That's actually never
happened in my life.
289
00:10:13,733 --> 00:10:15,535
Who wants to play Charades?
290
00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:16,792
Me.
291
00:10:16,829 --> 00:10:18,298
One syllable, one syllable.
292
00:10:18,337 --> 00:10:20,004
Movie.
293
00:10:20,414 --> 00:10:21,290
Gattaca.
294
00:10:21,328 --> 00:10:22,843
Oh, I want to be them.
295
00:10:22,868 --> 00:10:24,708
I have to run
upstairs for a sec.
296
00:10:24,855 --> 00:10:27,837
I have it on good authority
my bed has disappeared.
297
00:10:27,941 --> 00:10:30,076
I need to go check it out.
298
00:10:31,505 --> 00:10:33,807
I got to head up there
and take care of that.
299
00:10:33,844 --> 00:10:36,122
Oh, you-you're gonna
go upstairs?
300
00:10:36,153 --> 00:10:38,221
- Yeah, yeah.
- Now?
301
00:10:38,288 --> 00:10:39,155
Yeah.
302
00:10:39,192 --> 00:10:41,718
Oh, ho-ho-ho, yeah.
303
00:10:42,387 --> 00:10:43,340
Okay.
304
00:10:43,394 --> 00:10:44,537
Have fun.
305
00:10:44,593 --> 00:10:45,737
I will, I guess.
306
00:10:50,522 --> 00:10:51,822
Up.
307
00:10:52,903 --> 00:10:54,269
Doesn't sound good.
308
00:10:54,337 --> 00:10:56,284
Oh, Jess.
309
00:10:56,321 --> 00:10:58,850
- That sounded terrible.
- The absinthe
310
00:10:58,879 --> 00:11:00,415
has found a new host.
311
00:11:00,995 --> 00:11:02,701
- The toilet.
- Oh...
312
00:11:02,728 --> 00:11:04,743
I like Angie.
313
00:11:05,167 --> 00:11:07,028
She's cool.
It's kind of like
314
00:11:07,065 --> 00:11:10,008
riding a poorly maintained
carnival ride.
315
00:11:10,033 --> 00:11:11,452
I'm glad you get it.
316
00:11:11,477 --> 00:11:13,220
I think she really likes you.
317
00:11:14,270 --> 00:11:15,814
All right.
318
00:11:16,287 --> 00:11:18,513
Jeth... I'm not...
I'm-I'm with Jeth.
319
00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:19,800
- What?
- Hey, Nick,
320
00:11:19,831 --> 00:11:21,238
look, we switched.
321
00:11:21,263 --> 00:11:23,431
And look...
middle of the night...
322
00:11:26,617 --> 00:11:28,650
What is the big deal?
323
00:11:28,863 --> 00:11:32,342
I... why else did we all
go to a cabin together?
324
00:11:32,399 --> 00:11:33,453
To hike?
325
00:11:33,496 --> 00:11:35,831
Guys, I'm still
really feeling it.
326
00:11:35,869 --> 00:11:37,736
I just can't believe
you'd do that to Nick.
327
00:11:37,767 --> 00:11:39,499
She didn't do anything to me.
328
00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:40,896
We have an open relationship.
329
00:11:40,927 --> 00:11:42,683
She can do whatever she wants.
I don't care.
330
00:11:42,711 --> 00:11:46,371
Enough. I'm tired of you
acting like this cool guy
331
00:11:46,403 --> 00:11:48,335
with an "open relationship."
332
00:11:48,622 --> 00:11:51,007
- That is not you.
- Yes, it is, Jess.
333
00:11:51,126 --> 00:11:53,258
Why won't you just
let me be me? This is me!
334
00:11:53,277 --> 00:11:55,266
I'm sorry.
I just don't believe you.
335
00:11:55,303 --> 00:11:56,458
You're not this guy.
336
00:11:56,493 --> 00:11:57,640
No, no, no, I'm not
feeling good...
337
00:11:57,664 --> 00:12:00,746
At least we don't pretend
to be this perfect couple.
338
00:12:00,771 --> 00:12:02,974
I do not pretend
to be a perfect couple.
339
00:12:02,998 --> 00:12:04,580
The only reason that we're here
340
00:12:04,652 --> 00:12:06,253
is 'cause you asked us to come,
341
00:12:06,278 --> 00:12:08,697
'cause you didn't want
to be alone with Dr. Sam.
342
00:12:08,918 --> 00:12:10,534
'Cause then you'd
have to be real with him.
343
00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:12,283
Jess? Is that true?
344
00:12:12,302 --> 00:12:14,685
Yes, but no...
it's out of context.
345
00:12:14,853 --> 00:12:16,291
It's out of context, Nick.
346
00:12:16,316 --> 00:12:17,760
You think you know
everything about me.
347
00:12:17,778 --> 00:12:19,776
- I'm a rock and roll guy.
- You are the guy
348
00:12:19,814 --> 00:12:22,275
who asks me to light
matches for you
349
00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:24,453
'cause you're afraid your
fingers are gonna get too hot.
350
00:12:24,478 --> 00:12:26,152
- I did that one time.
- Multiple times.
351
00:12:26,172 --> 00:12:28,140
I was on the back of
a motorcycle earlier,
352
00:12:28,163 --> 00:12:29,831
and I wasn't even that scared.
353
00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:31,937
- You don't think I'm crazy?
- No.
354
00:12:32,097 --> 00:12:33,776
Would a sane man do this?
355
00:12:33,847 --> 00:12:34,903
Oh!
356
00:12:34,948 --> 00:12:37,716
Oh!
357
00:12:38,628 --> 00:12:39,940
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on.
358
00:12:39,971 --> 00:12:41,405
You're doing it.
You're doing a lot of it.
359
00:12:41,449 --> 00:12:43,282
You need to just pace
it a little bit...
360
00:12:43,869 --> 00:12:45,588
Oh, whoa, that...
you're really doing it.
361
00:12:46,259 --> 00:12:47,458
Whoa!
362
00:12:54,496 --> 00:12:55,383
Well?
363
00:12:55,407 --> 00:12:58,045
I suppose we could just get out and
ask any of these street youths.
364
00:12:58,077 --> 00:12:59,424
I'll let you get
out the car first.
365
00:12:59,455 --> 00:13:00,386
Go ahead, do your thing, man.
366
00:13:00,417 --> 00:13:03,167
I don't want to ask the wrong person
and end up with some sub-par crack.
367
00:13:03,345 --> 00:13:04,980
I want the fresh
crack, you know?
368
00:13:05,011 --> 00:13:07,948
Not some crack that's been
laying around all day.
369
00:13:08,274 --> 00:13:10,676
Ooh... I'm really
starting to schvitz.
370
00:13:10,750 --> 00:13:12,509
We don't have to do this.
Man, we could just
371
00:13:12,534 --> 00:13:14,320
turn this car around,
forget this ever happened,
372
00:13:14,339 --> 00:13:15,464
and get you some frozen yogurt.
373
00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:17,622
I will not let you deny
who you are any longer.
374
00:13:17,655 --> 00:13:18,929
Not on my watch.
375
00:13:19,421 --> 00:13:20,956
- Schmidt...
- Hey, psst!
376
00:13:21,385 --> 00:13:23,400
- Schmidt, no.
- Yes. Skee-you!
377
00:13:23,487 --> 00:13:25,066
- Skee-you!
- Schmidt!
378
00:13:25,148 --> 00:13:25,936
You, dude.
379
00:13:25,967 --> 00:13:27,216
Don't call that man
to this car.
380
00:13:27,290 --> 00:13:28,762
Hi, how are you this evening?
381
00:13:28,964 --> 00:13:30,163
What do you guys need?
382
00:13:30,193 --> 00:13:31,552
It's cool,
just get in the car, man.
383
00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:33,400
- What cool?
- Yeah, we're cool.
384
00:13:33,424 --> 00:13:34,956
Schmidt, you did not invite
this guy in this car.
385
00:13:34,974 --> 00:13:36,103
He could be crazy,
could have a gun.
386
00:13:36,134 --> 00:13:38,290
- That's a racist thing to say, Winston, that he...
- Stop it, Schmidt...
387
00:13:38,314 --> 00:13:40,352
Just assuming that
this man has a pistol.
388
00:13:40,762 --> 00:13:41,563
Hi, sir.
389
00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:42,634
How are you this evening?
390
00:13:42,677 --> 00:13:45,758
Um, the two of us
are very interested
391
00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:47,396
in purchasing
some crack cocaine.
392
00:13:47,432 --> 00:13:48,799
You guys cops?
393
00:13:48,830 --> 00:13:49,879
- What?
- Okay, let me out.
394
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:51,779
Schmidt, Schmidt... I was
just messing with you, man.
395
00:13:51,809 --> 00:13:53,015
Okay? I was just
trying to see
396
00:13:53,046 --> 00:13:55,231
how far your stupid white
guilt would take you.
397
00:13:55,692 --> 00:13:56,871
Have you ever done crack?
398
00:13:56,902 --> 00:13:58,302
Hell, no, I've never
done crack, man.
399
00:13:58,326 --> 00:13:59,819
Why do you think I've done
crack? Because I'm black?
400
00:13:59,844 --> 00:14:01,013
I thought you'd done crack
'cause you told me
401
00:14:01,034 --> 00:14:02,514
- the whole story about you doing crack.
- I though you guys
402
00:14:02,553 --> 00:14:03,853
just needed directions, okay?
403
00:14:03,884 --> 00:14:05,034
- Let me out!
- Okay, sir,
404
00:14:05,063 --> 00:14:06,567
- just calm down, all right?
- Oh, please, man.
405
00:14:06,605 --> 00:14:08,540
- Be cool.- Fine, okay, look, you want it?
You want it? Look!
406
00:14:08,566 --> 00:14:09,806
- Whoa! No!
- Oh my God, no!
407
00:14:09,836 --> 00:14:10,903
- Look, my wallet.
- No! No!
408
00:14:10,970 --> 00:14:12,303
Take my wallet!
Here's my wallet, okay?
409
00:14:12,371 --> 00:14:13,772
Shoot the white dude!
Just let me out...
410
00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:14,961
Shoot him! No, don't shoot me!
411
00:14:15,008 --> 00:14:17,042
Shoot him, man!
But that's...
412
00:14:17,109 --> 00:14:18,776
- That's your wallet.
- That's your wallet.
413
00:14:18,844 --> 00:14:20,728
- Are you not robbing us?
- You're not robbing me?
414
00:14:20,759 --> 00:14:22,431
- I don't want to rob you, man.
- I thought you were gonna...
415
00:14:22,461 --> 00:14:23,962
I totally misread
the situation.
416
00:14:23,980 --> 00:14:25,481
- I thought you was robbing me.
- Oh, no, man.
417
00:14:25,505 --> 00:14:27,165
- Oh, hey, man, I'm Schmidt.
- Robert, man.
418
00:14:27,218 --> 00:14:28,352
- Robert. Nice to meet you.
- Pleasure, man.
419
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,256
Robert, man, hey, man,
nice to meet you, man.
420
00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:32,437
- What a nice smile he has. All right, guys.
- I'm just...
421
00:14:32,462 --> 00:14:34,317
Okay. Here, I'll...
they're the child locks.
422
00:14:34,339 --> 00:14:35,707
- I don't even have kids, but...
- You guys have a great night, okay?
423
00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:37,460
- You, too, man. Be safe.
- Take care, Robert.
424
00:14:37,528 --> 00:14:39,195
- Take it easy, man. - You guys have
a good night, man, all right.
425
00:14:39,263 --> 00:14:40,541
That was insane.
426
00:14:40,578 --> 00:14:42,022
- I was terrified. That...
- Oh, my goodness.
427
00:14:42,043 --> 00:14:44,378
I judged...
428
00:14:44,894 --> 00:14:46,562
- God, Robert!
- Robert...
429
00:14:46,611 --> 00:14:48,012
I just...
the wallet?
430
00:14:48,048 --> 00:14:49,286
- Oh, your wallet...
- Oh, your wallet.
431
00:14:49,306 --> 00:14:51,006
- Just give him the wallet.
- I'm really sorry.
432
00:14:51,042 --> 00:14:52,212
- Yeah, it's kind of...
- No, yeah, I get it.
433
00:14:52,241 --> 00:14:53,776
I'd want my wallet back, too.
434
00:14:53,843 --> 00:14:54,944
- Thank you.
- All right. Thanks, Robert.
435
00:14:55,011 --> 00:14:56,545
- I wouldn't thank him.
- Whoa, man.
436
00:14:56,613 --> 00:14:58,213
What a hilarious
misunderstanding.
437
00:14:58,281 --> 00:15:00,115
- Schmidt, drive the damn car.
- No, you're right.
438
00:15:19,234 --> 00:15:22,403
You know, I feel so much better
after throwing up into the fire.
439
00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:27,674
Uh, Sam, can you pass the bread?
440
00:15:27,742 --> 00:15:30,343
- Oh, sure thing.
- No, I'll pass the bread, Angie.
441
00:15:30,411 --> 00:15:33,151
Just keep your hands to yourself
and let the bread come to you.
442
00:15:39,719 --> 00:15:41,353
- Why do you keep taking my bread?
- Oh, I'm sorry.
443
00:15:41,421 --> 00:15:43,522
I thought you and the bread
had an open relationship.
444
00:15:43,552 --> 00:15:46,087
I said I was sorry.
I thought this was an agreement.
445
00:15:46,123 --> 00:15:47,904
I thought we were all cool
with this. I don't...
446
00:15:47,941 --> 00:15:50,142
Absinthe!
447
00:15:51,771 --> 00:15:53,609
Fun dinner.
Fun dinner.
448
00:15:53,841 --> 00:15:55,675
I always have fun at the cabin.
449
00:15:55,717 --> 00:15:57,111
You guys want to pick my brain?
450
00:15:57,136 --> 00:15:58,561
You guys want to know
what I'm thinking about?
451
00:15:58,580 --> 00:16:00,328
I like dogs more than cats.
452
00:16:00,403 --> 00:16:02,881
I like chipmunks
more than squirrels.
453
00:16:03,026 --> 00:16:05,282
I believe in UFOs.
454
00:16:05,383 --> 00:16:07,157
I once had a bass teacher,
455
00:16:07,191 --> 00:16:08,974
when I was younger,
who did the standing bass.
456
00:16:08,998 --> 00:16:11,865
And he had a very weird smell,
and I still think about it.
457
00:16:11,898 --> 00:16:14,127
His name was Mr. Hilton.
458
00:16:14,184 --> 00:16:16,653
I don't like the fact that
you tried to kiss Sam.
459
00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:20,893
Because I have feelings
for you, Angie.
460
00:16:23,020 --> 00:16:26,172
I'm... I had no idea, I'm sorry.
461
00:16:26,204 --> 00:16:28,484
I know.
We said it was open, but...
462
00:16:30,273 --> 00:16:31,647
I'm proud of you
for saying that.
463
00:16:31,687 --> 00:16:33,456
Dr. Sam?
464
00:16:33,804 --> 00:16:35,548
If you were a hat,
you'd be a top hat.
465
00:16:37,041 --> 00:16:39,308
But like a really
big Monopoly one.
466
00:16:39,876 --> 00:16:42,709
And I say that
of the deepest compliments.
467
00:16:43,232 --> 00:16:44,451
Appreciate it.
468
00:16:46,774 --> 00:16:48,840
Winston, I'm sorry.
I was just trying to help.
469
00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:50,522
What, help me realize
that I'm black?
470
00:16:50,559 --> 00:16:51,760
Schmidt, believe it
or not, man,
471
00:16:51,791 --> 00:16:53,062
I've known that
for a while now.
472
00:16:53,087 --> 00:16:55,562
I just feel bad you're forced
to live here with Jess and Nick.
473
00:16:55,587 --> 00:16:57,096
- Oh, wow.
- I mean, they're honky as hell.
474
00:16:57,127 --> 00:16:59,474
And look at our people. Look what
we've given to this country.
475
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:00,624
Jazz...
476
00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:02,547
The management of
jazz musicians.
477
00:17:02,578 --> 00:17:05,045
But, look, Schmidt,
being black means
478
00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:06,878
whatever I want it to mean.
479
00:17:06,968 --> 00:17:08,362
You know, the fact
of the matter is
480
00:17:08,381 --> 00:17:09,989
I live in a loft
with three people
481
00:17:10,014 --> 00:17:11,980
who happen to be white.
482
00:17:12,004 --> 00:17:14,042
But believe you me,
there is so much more
483
00:17:14,079 --> 00:17:15,413
that I find annoying about you
484
00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:17,708
that I haven't even
gotten to race.
485
00:17:18,025 --> 00:17:19,759
Now, I'm gonna get
some frozen yogurt.
486
00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:21,670
Would you like anything?
487
00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:22,775
Yeah.
488
00:17:23,461 --> 00:17:25,095
I'll have
a vanilla chocolate swirl.
489
00:17:25,163 --> 00:17:27,031
- No.
- What, no...
490
00:17:27,098 --> 00:17:30,300
No. I'll have
strawberry with jimmies.
491
00:17:30,912 --> 00:17:32,213
Did you get that?
492
00:17:34,449 --> 00:17:35,311
Hey.
493
00:17:35,359 --> 00:17:36,580
How you doing?
494
00:17:38,198 --> 00:17:40,332
Much better.
495
00:17:41,489 --> 00:17:43,812
That alcohol got on top of me.
496
00:17:43,835 --> 00:17:45,667
Oh... I'm a little
embarrassed by that.
497
00:17:45,693 --> 00:17:47,760
I'm sorry about Sam.
498
00:17:47,831 --> 00:17:49,825
I... I thought it was cool.
499
00:17:49,855 --> 00:17:51,871
- Right. - And I try to
ruin things as soon as
500
00:17:51,902 --> 00:17:53,201
they get good.
501
00:17:54,104 --> 00:17:55,386
I'm working on it.
502
00:17:55,428 --> 00:17:57,981
Believe it or not,
I'm working on stuff, too.
503
00:17:58,012 --> 00:18:00,814
You know, I just wish I was
working on less stuff.
504
00:18:01,051 --> 00:18:03,137
You know, I've been arrested
three times.
505
00:18:03,384 --> 00:18:04,551
Four times.
506
00:18:04,725 --> 00:18:05,925
Four to five times.
507
00:18:05,955 --> 00:18:07,018
I have tattoos
508
00:18:07,043 --> 00:18:09,223
of bands that I don't
even like anymore.
509
00:18:09,370 --> 00:18:10,517
By the way,
you've been really cool
510
00:18:10,554 --> 00:18:11,855
about the "Jamiroquai"
tattoo on my butt.
511
00:18:11,879 --> 00:18:14,114
I'm not asking you to change.
512
00:18:14,553 --> 00:18:17,023
Just how about meet me
in the middle a little bit?
513
00:18:17,067 --> 00:18:19,865
What do you want me to do?
Go to brunch?
514
00:18:19,909 --> 00:18:21,265
Are we supposed to,
like, read articles
515
00:18:21,315 --> 00:18:22,728
and then talk
about them together?
516
00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,818
Okay, I'm never going to be
that kind of girl.
517
00:18:24,849 --> 00:18:27,071
I just want to do
something normal.
518
00:18:27,365 --> 00:18:28,499
How about not
519
00:18:28,522 --> 00:18:30,809
drawing pubes on my armpit
520
00:18:30,834 --> 00:18:31,922
while I'm sleeping?
521
00:18:31,955 --> 00:18:34,493
You think you could
do something like that?
522
00:18:35,064 --> 00:18:36,970
Yeah. Yeah.
523
00:18:37,019 --> 00:18:40,415
'Cause I would really like
to keep this going.
524
00:18:41,777 --> 00:18:43,673
Want to move your
twin bed over here?
525
00:18:43,698 --> 00:18:45,599
Sexy, sexy, sexy.
526
00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:48,658
Bird! Bird! Bird!
527
00:18:48,683 --> 00:18:49,839
- Bird!
- Oh.
528
00:18:49,863 --> 00:18:51,197
- Help! Help!
- Oh, my God.
529
00:18:51,209 --> 00:18:52,397
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah!
530
00:18:52,428 --> 00:18:54,029
No big, I got it!
I'm on it.
531
00:18:54,239 --> 00:18:56,240
Just a...
it was a painting.
532
00:18:56,476 --> 00:18:59,278
That's not really how
I wanted the weekend to go.
533
00:18:59,301 --> 00:19:01,069
I thought the worst
thing that could happen
534
00:19:01,093 --> 00:19:04,207
was someone wouldn't like
the cheese I brought.
535
00:19:04,251 --> 00:19:06,118
I wanted it to be perfect.
536
00:19:06,517 --> 00:19:09,196
Jess, when Nick said
that you invited them
537
00:19:09,292 --> 00:19:10,860
because you were nervous...
538
00:19:10,990 --> 00:19:13,110
- No, don't worry about that.
- Jess,
539
00:19:13,141 --> 00:19:15,614
we're not perfect.
540
00:19:15,828 --> 00:19:17,389
Like the first time
we slept together,
541
00:19:17,414 --> 00:19:19,246
like, I didn't even
know your real name.
542
00:19:19,277 --> 00:19:20,924
Kind of a pretty sassy detail.
543
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:24,262
Can we just concentrate
on the fact that, like,
544
00:19:24,594 --> 00:19:27,478
I was tripping pretty
hard on absinthe
545
00:19:27,505 --> 00:19:28,839
and I said, "No"?
546
00:19:29,131 --> 00:19:29,931
To a stripper?
547
00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:31,797
I mean, a stripper was
like rubbing my leg...
548
00:19:31,834 --> 00:19:33,568
That's weirdly...
549
00:19:34,113 --> 00:19:37,036
the most romantic thing
I've ever heard.
550
00:19:57,141 --> 00:19:59,087
- Got it.
- I left a Post-it note
551
00:19:59,117 --> 00:20:00,893
on the transformer
that said "Broken."
552
00:20:00,918 --> 00:20:02,488
Is there any way that
we could make it look
553
00:20:02,526 --> 00:20:04,626
- like it was raccoon bites?
- A few announcements.
554
00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:05,797
Uh...
555
00:20:05,828 --> 00:20:08,196
Angie left. Me.
556
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,232
- What?
- She took the motorcycle,
557
00:20:10,269 --> 00:20:11,915
and, uh, a few of my belongings,
558
00:20:11,952 --> 00:20:13,754
but I'm still wearing
my underwear,
559
00:20:13,776 --> 00:20:15,784
so she comes up short-handed
in that treasure hunt.
560
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:17,053
- Seriously?
- Oh, I'm so sorry, Nick.
561
00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:17,998
I'm sorry, man.
562
00:20:18,023 --> 00:20:19,256
It's fine; I'm a grown man.
563
00:20:19,318 --> 00:20:20,715
I will need a ride home.
564
00:20:20,746 --> 00:20:21,868
- Yeah.
- Obviously.
565
00:20:21,904 --> 00:20:23,482
I would love to pitch
in with gas,
566
00:20:23,501 --> 00:20:25,752
but I don't have any money,
so I could pay in "Nick Bucks,"
567
00:20:25,862 --> 00:20:27,063
fully redeemable
568
00:20:27,085 --> 00:20:28,398
for smiles
569
00:20:28,429 --> 00:20:30,386
and any one item from my bureau.
570
00:20:30,416 --> 00:20:31,582
We'll hold you to that.
571
00:20:31,601 --> 00:20:32,934
Thank you, Doctor.
572
00:20:34,620 --> 00:20:35,812
Don't, I-I'm good.
573
00:20:35,843 --> 00:20:37,592
- I know you don't want to be hugged.
- I don't want to be hugged.
574
00:20:37,630 --> 00:20:39,147
- And I respect that. So...
- Okay. 'Cause I'm fine.
575
00:20:39,389 --> 00:20:42,587
Jess, no, I'm good, I'm good.
I promise you, I'm good. Just...
576
00:20:42,841 --> 00:20:44,142
Actually, this is
very weird for me.
577
00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:45,563
- I'm not hugging you.
- I know.
578
00:20:45,607 --> 00:20:48,155
- I'm sorry.
- I promise you I'm okay.
579
00:20:48,197 --> 00:20:50,351
Stop making this a thing,
because I'm not sad.
580
00:20:50,382 --> 00:20:52,557
- This is for the best.
- Yeah.
581
00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:54,582
- I'm fine.
- She didn't deserve you.
582
00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:57,259
Whatever that means.
583
00:20:57,295 --> 00:20:59,086
- Thank you.
- Okay, almost there.
584
00:20:59,117 --> 00:21:00,755
- Hey, let's go!
- All right.
585
00:21:01,292 --> 00:21:04,280
Hey, the potato salad's
accidentally in the garbage.
586
00:21:04,861 --> 00:21:05,862
Look at that.
587
00:21:05,930 --> 00:21:07,555
You guys mind if I eat
this in the back seat?
588
00:21:07,585 --> 00:21:10,308
You can eat salad
in my back seat anytime.
589
00:21:12,352 --> 00:21:13,702
Didn't mean that to be sexual.
590
00:21:13,751 --> 00:21:15,219
All right, guys.
591
00:21:15,243 --> 00:21:16,774
It's a little bit gamey.
592
00:21:17,474 --> 00:21:18,448
Okay.
593
00:21:18,542 --> 00:21:20,751
- I'll get the garbage, here.
- Hold on, hold on.
594
00:21:21,445 --> 00:21:22,711
The absinthe.
595
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:24,554
You almost screwed
that up by accident.
596
00:21:24,667 --> 00:21:26,101
Wow.
597
00:21:26,145 --> 00:21:27,979
We're ready.
You all right?
598
00:21:28,003 --> 00:21:29,739
Yep, I'll be right
with you guys.
599
00:21:32,182 --> 00:21:34,057
That was a mistake! Whoo!
600
00:21:34,088 --> 00:21:36,057
I am gonna poop weird tonight!
601
00:21:36,119 --> 00:21:39,119
Yeah...
Oooh, that was a mistake.
602
00:21:39,232 --> 00:21:43,732
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