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All right, Nick,
we believe in you, man.
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Tell us, what's in the cup?
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Ah, it's a hard one.
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It's a mini carrot.
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Onion and potato?
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Dumbest boy in all the world.
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How are you so bad
at Feely-Cup?
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You are awful at this game.
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Sea glass?
I'm overthinking it.
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If his life depended
on this, he would die.
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- Battery.
- When are batteries squishy?
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I'm just kidding, I'm kidding--
I know it's not a battery.
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I'm kidding. Feel, Nick.
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Nick, will you be
paying for bonus time?
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He can't;
He is all out of quarters.
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Uh, Nick?
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Your dad's here.
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Very funny, Schmidty,
but my concentration
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will not be broken.
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Hey-ya, Nickels.
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Come on, kid, bring it in.
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Come on!
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Hello, Mr. Miller.
Welcome to our home.
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- Feely-Cup?
- Oh, yeah.
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Bring it on.
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Watch this.
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Tampon...
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Wrapped in duct tape...
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And dipped...
in baking powder.
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- Is that what it is? Oh, it is.
- Boom!
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- Next level Feely-Cup.
- Hello, Mr. Miller.
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d Who's that girl? d
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d Who's that girl? d
d It's Jess. d
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2x13
A Father's Love
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This is a pleasant surprise.
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What brings you
to Los Angeles, Dad?
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Let me just, uh,
clean up a little bit.
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You know, I just
thought I'd stop by.
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I'll sleep in your bed,
you can go on the couch.
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Sounds like us.
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Hey.
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So, what does Mr. Miller do?
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- Businessman. - A what?
- He's a con man.
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- He is a con man. - He is a damn
business-- What are you talking about?
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- He's a con man.
- He's a businessman.
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Winston's obsessed with Walt.
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That moustache
first of all-- what?!
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It's like the world's
sexiest push broom.
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A con man like,
"What's the play?"
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The, uh, Ring-A-Doo
Johnnycakes?
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The, uh, Hollow Leg
Swap-Em-Out?
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Yes, exactly.
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Fake trombones for a fake band.
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Harold Hill!
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Music Man?
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No, he is not a con man, okay?
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You know, he sometimes
used to sell hats.
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There you go, boys-- enjoy.
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Thanks, Dad.
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So many hats.
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Okay, technically,
they were misprints.
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This says:
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"Chica Go Bills."
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Let's go, guys--
these hats suck.
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"Chica Go Bills" is, uh,
actually Spanish
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for "Young girl, go Bills."
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Who's gonna mess with a guy
who's wearing a hat
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that says,
"Young girl, go Bills?"
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I mean, the answer is everybody.
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They will, they mess with you.
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Oh, my... Nick, please
do not angry-fix the sink.
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I'm not angry-fixing;
I'm fixing!
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You want to know why
I'm messed up?
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Why I don't trust people?
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- Why I have anger issues?
- Oh, yes, I do want to know.
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Why I have the blood pressure
of a hummingbird?
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Do you think this
is maybe about your dad?
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And so Nickels comes
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into my room screaming,
"Daddy, Daddy."
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So I go,
"What's wrong?"
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He says, "Daddy, I have a tick
at the end of my tinkle."
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Oh, my God!
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- This is not a story for everyone.
- And sure enough,
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there is a tick
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at the end of his little penis.
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Not a story for this moment.
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That's how he got the
nickname "Little Penis."
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Oh, stop calling me that.
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- What are we gonna do with this guy?
- I have no idea, Pop-Pop.
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- Don't call him Pop-Pop.
- That's his nickname.
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- The nickname is longer than Walt.
- But that's the nickname
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- that I gave him. - Yeah, but it's really
weird that you call my dad Pop-Pop.
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- I like Pop-Pop.
- You don't get it. You don't get it.
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Yeah, fine, just don't
call him Pop-Pop, so...
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I think it's time
for another drink.
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What do you say, gorgeous?
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You want to give
an old man a hand?
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Sure.
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I don't know, Nick.
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A lot of charm coming
from this end of the booth.
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'Cause that's what he does.
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He lures you in
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with his charm and his moustache
and his perfect hair.
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I feel like you need
to talk to him about this.
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Right, 'cause I'll just
tell him how I feel,
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and everything will be okay
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'cause that's really
the way the world works.
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Took the words right out
of my mouth, Little Penis.
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- It's not a thing.
- I love a good nickname.
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Not... not gonna stick.
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You know, when Nick
is not working here,
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the service is abysmal.
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I mean, how many times
did I have to repeat
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the words, "Lemon Drop shot"?
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Yeah, I think
he was making fun of you.
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For what?
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Working hard and playing hard?
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I guess the joke is on me.
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Another Indian guy?
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- My mom set me up.
- Oh, your mom.
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- That's cool.
- Mm-hmm.
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Have fun with your,
your Devs...
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and your...
and your An-Anujs...
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or your Deepaks.
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Whatever Patel you're dating.
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I'm-I'm not sweating it.
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His name's Pavun, Pavun Shetty.
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What?
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- As in, as in "Shetty Solutions"?
- I think so. Why?
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They only nailed the
crowd-control logistics
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of Bombay's revamped
open-air market.
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I thought you weren't
sweating it.
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I'm not sweating it.
Sweating it.
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Killing me with that Drop, dude.
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You really seem to care
about Little Nicky.
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I mean, look at him.
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He looks like Hilary Swank mixed
with a sad, wet dog.
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Do you think he's
really angry at me?
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I think you need
to talk to him.
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All I'm looking for is
a second chance.
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You don't happen to believe
in second chances,
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do you, Blue Eyes?
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Actually, I, um...
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I'm a bit of a sucker
for second chances.
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They're my first
favorite kind of chance.
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Have you ever been
to the racetrack?
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Back at the tracks with my dad.
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When Nick was a kid,
he would come
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to the track with
me all the time.
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And if I got in trouble,
he would get me out of it
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by doing the Sugar Ray.
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- Oh, the Sugar Ray.
- What's a Sugar Ray?
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It's when I pretend
to be a diabetic kid
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so the man who is threatening
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to beat up my father
would run off scared.
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You see, we did have
some good times, didn't we?
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Now, come on, let's make a bet.
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Here you go.
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What's the catch?
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What catch?
There is no catch.
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What possible catch
can there be?
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All I want you to do
is make a bet.
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All right, Pop, you want me
to lose your money?
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I'll be happy to.
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Schmidt.
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Robby?
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Robby, what are, what are
you doing here, man?
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- I'm spying on Cece.
- Cece.
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You know, I'm still
in love with her, so...
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this is pretty much your basic
broken-hearted spying thing.
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It's why I got this hat.
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Aw, come on, Robby,
you got to get over that.
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Wait a second, are you
spying on Cece, too?
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No. What?
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- Are you still in love with Cece?
- No, that's still...
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Yes, I am.
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- It's killing me.
- Me, too! Bring it in, man.
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What are you two doing here?
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- Whoa, hey.
- Cece?
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- Just nothing, we're just...
- Yeah, you know.
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Do you think that she saw me?
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What? Of course
she saw you.
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Do you think she saw me?
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Well, yeah, you don't
have a hat on.
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Nicky only had one dream
when he was a kid--
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to own a family horse.
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That is so surprising 'cause
it just doesn't seem like...
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Nick hates living things,
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so, like, it just
doesn't really seem
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like in line with
what I know about him.
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All right, look...
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- I want to buy a horse.
- Uh-huh.
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For me and Nick
to own together.
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- Oh!
- I found this beautiful horse.
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- Gorgeous!
- Right.
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Me and you are
gonna talk the guy down.
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I don't know how to do that.
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- I'll take care of that.
- Okay.
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Hey-ya, Dusty.
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Aw, ya gotta be kidding me!
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How'd he find me?
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Who was that?
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Eh, don't worry about him.
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What do you know about horses?
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I know they're big.
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Perfect.
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This is a very sad case.
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I mean...
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My niece, she goes
to veterinary school.
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- We're all very proud of her.
- Top of my class.
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So, what do you, uh,
what do you think?
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Terrible horse.
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She's very sickly.
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- He. He... He.
- He... He.
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Oh!
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I wish I had brought
my stethoscope.
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I'm seeing a lot of split ends.
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The mane is totally the wrong
cut for the shape of his face.
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So you're saying that this
horse, right now, the way it is,
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- will never race again?
- Damn it, Uncle Buck!
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This horse will
never race again!
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Why did you fly me all the
way out from Grenada
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if you weren't gonna
listen to me?
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- Yes, con!
- Shh, shh, shh!
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Okay, there are people in life
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who you want
to be unpredictable.
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Your pothead neighbor,
or Vice President Joe Biden.
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And then there are people
who you don't want
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to be unpredictable,
like your dentist,
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or, I don't know, your father.
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Look, Nick, my dad left
when I was three.
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Every single day, rain or shine,
he just never came back.
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I wish he'd been
a little bit more
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unpredictable;
That's all I'm saying.
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I hear you.
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And yeah, sure, Walt may owe me
a couple hundred bucks,
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but it's not a big deal.
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My dad owes you money?
How much?
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Three, 400... like 1,100 bucks.
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Oh, my God, he's with Jess.
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He's gonna rip her off.
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He's gonna rip her off.
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I feel like Cece's making a big
mistake with this Indian guy.
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- She should be with somebody like us.
- Totally.
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White Guy Power.
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Okay, um...
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- Cool Guy Power.
- Now you're talking, Robby.
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- What are we gonna do?
- I don't know.
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I mean, one billion Indian men
is a daunting foe.
250
00:09:01,793 --> 00:09:03,567
Suddenly I feel sympathy
for Pakistan.
251
00:09:03,591 --> 00:09:05,136
But it's like they say,
252
00:09:05,173 --> 00:09:07,079
"How do you eat
an elephant, Robby?"
253
00:09:07,241 --> 00:09:08,275
With chopsticks.
254
00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:09,353
- What?
- Slowly, with chopsticks.
255
00:09:09,384 --> 00:09:10,972
- That's-- no-- with chopsticks?!
- In a taco.
256
00:09:10,996 --> 00:09:12,656
- What?
- Elephant tacos.
257
00:09:12,681 --> 00:09:14,467
Elephant tacos?
Who eats elephant tacos?
258
00:09:14,497 --> 00:09:15,997
- That's not even a saying.
- Oh.
259
00:09:16,033 --> 00:09:17,358
One bite at a time, Robby.
260
00:09:17,383 --> 00:09:18,485
- One bite at a time.
- Yes.
261
00:09:18,522 --> 00:09:20,771
One bite at a time.
This is what I'm thinking.
262
00:09:20,817 --> 00:09:24,743
I use my superior powers of
manipulation and persuasion
263
00:09:24,767 --> 00:09:26,740
to get Cece to take you back.
264
00:09:26,814 --> 00:09:30,147
Once we've neutralized
the sub-continental threat,
265
00:09:30,385 --> 00:09:31,386
I smite you.
266
00:09:31,454 --> 00:09:32,454
- What?
- What?
267
00:09:32,496 --> 00:09:34,444
You said you're gonna smite me?
268
00:09:34,469 --> 00:09:36,652
Smite-- defeat gloriously
for Cece's hand.
269
00:09:36,683 --> 00:09:38,186
- No, I know what it means.
- But that's someday.
270
00:09:38,216 --> 00:09:41,351
For now, let's scheme,
my "broheem."
271
00:09:41,394 --> 00:09:43,228
Okay... I just want to reiterate
272
00:09:43,258 --> 00:09:46,167
that I'm not on board
with the smiting.
273
00:09:46,201 --> 00:09:47,919
- Whatever.
- But I like the "broheem" thing a lot.
274
00:09:47,944 --> 00:09:49,278
Let's concentrate
on the broheem part.
275
00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:50,640
- Concentrate on... okay.
- And smite later.
276
00:09:50,665 --> 00:09:52,881
- Yeah, okay, yeah.
- Cheers, broheem.
277
00:09:52,934 --> 00:09:54,336
You got a great deal.
278
00:09:54,375 --> 00:09:56,843
- Good luck, Doc. - Thanks.
- Dad!
279
00:09:56,878 --> 00:09:58,590
- Hi, boys.
- Can I tell him?
280
00:09:58,613 --> 00:10:01,735
- I would rather keep it a secret.
- Nick, your dream finally came true.
281
00:10:01,856 --> 00:10:03,591
We got you a horse.
282
00:10:03,715 --> 00:10:05,938
- It's not my dream to own a horse.
- What?
283
00:10:05,975 --> 00:10:07,794
Did you use my friend
to buy a horse?
284
00:10:07,819 --> 00:10:10,188
- What? No, I swore you wanted...? - Will
you excuse me? I gotta take this call.
285
00:10:10,204 --> 00:10:11,405
That is unbelievable, Dad.
286
00:10:11,434 --> 00:10:13,342
He had this whole thing--
he was gonna name the horse
287
00:10:13,372 --> 00:10:15,628
"A Father's Love" 'cause you guys
always wanted to have a horse together.
288
00:10:15,665 --> 00:10:17,259
- Tell me you didn't give him money.
- Actually,
289
00:10:17,287 --> 00:10:18,535
actually, that's a funny story
290
00:10:18,562 --> 00:10:21,303
because I'm actually
an investor in...
291
00:10:21,701 --> 00:10:22,534
God!
292
00:10:23,089 --> 00:10:24,158
God!
293
00:10:24,189 --> 00:10:25,521
Walid, drop dead!
294
00:10:25,915 --> 00:10:26,912
Damn, Pop-Pop.
295
00:10:26,937 --> 00:10:28,385
- Stop calling him Pop-Pop!
- Now, listen,
296
00:10:28,416 --> 00:10:29,694
I already got people standing by
297
00:10:29,723 --> 00:10:31,612
to take the horse off our hands.
298
00:10:31,643 --> 00:10:35,015
Horse semen in Dubai is gold.
299
00:10:35,039 --> 00:10:36,767
No, you can't sell
"A Father's Love."
300
00:10:36,791 --> 00:10:39,390
There's more to "A Father's Love"
than just semen.
301
00:10:39,444 --> 00:10:41,512
Ew, poetic, but ew.
302
00:10:41,537 --> 00:10:42,862
- Dad.
- Dusty, I see you
303
00:10:42,889 --> 00:10:44,356
and we're doing this right now.
304
00:10:44,387 --> 00:10:46,621
- No, no, no, no, no...!
- Dusty!
305
00:10:46,694 --> 00:10:48,496
We got your back, Pop-Pop.
306
00:10:48,788 --> 00:10:49,921
Damn, Pop-Pop, man.
307
00:10:49,995 --> 00:10:51,363
Give me that.
308
00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:53,853
Okay, okay, okay!
309
00:10:54,139 --> 00:10:56,364
Father, we got
your back, Father.
310
00:10:59,104 --> 00:11:00,271
Five hundred dollars?
311
00:11:00,501 --> 00:11:03,056
You stole $500 from her
to buy that horse?
312
00:11:03,093 --> 00:11:05,394
I didn't steal
anything from her.
313
00:11:05,426 --> 00:11:08,195
She saw the opportunity
for a business investment,
314
00:11:08,213 --> 00:11:09,479
and she took advantage of it.
I mean...
315
00:11:09,521 --> 00:11:11,270
Dad, she will believe anything.
316
00:11:11,316 --> 00:11:12,685
That's not true, Nick.
317
00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:14,904
- My real name is Jamil.
- It is?
318
00:11:14,935 --> 00:11:17,098
- No, my name is not Jamil!
- Nick, that was not fair.
319
00:11:17,129 --> 00:11:19,055
- It is Nick, you know that!
- You told me in confidence.
320
00:11:19,098 --> 00:11:20,440
How could you think
my name was Jamil?
321
00:11:20,464 --> 00:11:22,301
- Well, he's weird.
- That's a good point.
322
00:11:22,311 --> 00:11:23,477
Just wait for one hour.
323
00:11:23,492 --> 00:11:24,994
You see, I go meet the buyer,
324
00:11:25,056 --> 00:11:27,924
I sell them our horse
for a huge profit,
325
00:11:27,949 --> 00:11:29,726
and because these suckers
think our horse
326
00:11:29,757 --> 00:11:32,192
is Big Brown's nephew,
they'll overpay.
327
00:11:32,343 --> 00:11:34,318
Blue Eyes gets her money back
with interest.
328
00:11:34,342 --> 00:11:36,456
Sounds like a great plan.
We'll come with you.
329
00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:38,582
And I'll watch you give
Jess her money back.
330
00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:39,667
Yeah!
331
00:11:39,692 --> 00:11:40,825
Please, please,
don't do this to me.
332
00:11:40,859 --> 00:11:42,065
- We're doing it.
- No, no, you...
333
00:11:42,233 --> 00:11:44,146
You don't understand,
you're not a sales guy, okay?
334
00:11:44,177 --> 00:11:45,710
He... he starts to sweat.
335
00:11:45,735 --> 00:11:48,222
Nick only sweats
if there's lying involved.
336
00:11:48,464 --> 00:11:50,503
And there's not lying
involved, is there?
337
00:11:52,022 --> 00:11:53,403
We're coming with, Dad.
338
00:11:53,471 --> 00:11:54,402
Check this out.
339
00:11:54,426 --> 00:11:55,988
- We get seersucker suits...
- Yeah.
340
00:11:56,013 --> 00:11:57,541
And two more guys,
341
00:11:57,565 --> 00:11:59,632
and then we serenade her
with a barbershop quartet.
342
00:11:59,669 --> 00:12:02,084
Well, if we got
ten more guys and a plan,
343
00:12:02,462 --> 00:12:03,768
we'd form an Ocean's Twelve.
344
00:12:03,804 --> 00:12:06,469
I would be Brad Pitt,
you'd be the crafty Asian fellow
345
00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:08,863
- who does the, uh, who does the flippies.
- Oh, I got a great idea.
346
00:12:08,886 --> 00:12:10,490
We can name a star
after her, all right?
347
00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:12,301
I know this Web site,
and we could put one
348
00:12:12,328 --> 00:12:14,136
that's right near the
Robbies one through eight.
349
00:12:14,157 --> 00:12:16,158
- You have eight stars? - There's, like,
a billion stars, they're really cheap.
350
00:12:16,188 --> 00:12:18,009
- But eight of them are yours?
- That's only going to go up in value.
351
00:12:18,027 --> 00:12:19,495
It's a horrible investment.
352
00:12:19,525 --> 00:12:21,498
I know she's into that
Gandhi crapola.
353
00:12:21,523 --> 00:12:22,701
We could self-immolate.
354
00:12:22,724 --> 00:12:25,235
- I feel like we're so close.
- Wait, Robby.
355
00:12:25,793 --> 00:12:26,649
I got it.
356
00:12:26,686 --> 00:12:28,499
Cool... Guy... Power!
357
00:12:28,537 --> 00:12:30,264
Cool... Guy... Power!
358
00:12:30,294 --> 00:12:32,021
Cool Guy Power! Cool Guy Power!
359
00:12:32,059 --> 00:12:33,325
Cool-- hey.
360
00:12:33,509 --> 00:12:35,441
- Is this happening?
- Yes.
361
00:12:35,482 --> 00:12:36,783
Why are the two of
you even together?
362
00:12:36,813 --> 00:12:38,120
Are you wearing
a traditional sari?
363
00:12:38,178 --> 00:12:40,332
- Yes.
- I begged you to wear a sari.
364
00:12:40,470 --> 00:12:42,528
I had all these sari-related
sexual scenarios.
365
00:12:42,551 --> 00:12:44,210
- Shh!
- "Monsoon Bedding."
366
00:12:44,261 --> 00:12:46,661
"The Best Erotic
Mari-bone Hotel."
367
00:12:46,690 --> 00:12:48,509
- Stop that.
- "Slum-Doggy-Style Millionaire"
368
00:12:48,540 --> 00:12:50,791
But, what, you're wearing the sari for who?
Let me see this guy.
369
00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:53,419
- No! What... Schmidt! Robby!
- You're wearing it for him...
370
00:12:53,489 --> 00:12:55,608
Oh, my God.
371
00:12:56,460 --> 00:12:58,500
- Are you... you're having
an orgy here? - Mm-mm.
372
00:12:58,531 --> 00:13:00,450
- This is a big Indian orgy?
- Oh, for God sakes.
373
00:13:00,468 --> 00:13:02,420
- They're all wearing their clothes...
- I'm telling you, it's an orgy.
374
00:13:02,436 --> 00:13:05,578
Pavun and I can't go on a date
until our families...
375
00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:07,078
meet.
376
00:13:07,118 --> 00:13:09,038
- We saw you on a date earlier.
- That wasn't a date.
377
00:13:09,097 --> 00:13:11,791
I was meeting
Pavun's uncle, Manish.
378
00:13:12,134 --> 00:13:12,952
Manish.
379
00:13:12,966 --> 00:13:15,786
That is Pavun.
380
00:13:16,149 --> 00:13:18,673
Oh, that's Pavun. Oh, my God,
look at this guy, he's gorgeous.
381
00:13:18,703 --> 00:13:19,816
What are you
talking about?
382
00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:21,104
I don't have a chance here.
Look at his features.
383
00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:23,451
Look at your features, man.
You're just as gorgeous.
384
00:13:23,533 --> 00:13:24,439
I mean, kind of.
385
00:13:24,462 --> 00:13:26,676
You're kind,
you always have gum...
386
00:13:27,159 --> 00:13:28,322
and you've got so much pep.
387
00:13:28,347 --> 00:13:30,685
You are confident, and you're punctual,
388
00:13:30,731 --> 00:13:32,004
and you came up
with this awesome plan.
389
00:13:32,031 --> 00:13:33,656
Yeah, we came up with
this awesome plan.
390
00:13:33,687 --> 00:13:36,149
- Together. - You know what, screw
it, I don't even care anymore.
391
00:13:36,184 --> 00:13:37,219
White Guy Power!
392
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:38,450
- That's "white guy."
- All right, man.
393
00:13:38,481 --> 00:13:40,949
Let's do it. All right.
White Guy Power.
394
00:13:41,207 --> 00:13:42,484
You got to quit
it with that, man.
395
00:13:42,515 --> 00:13:43,734
I'm telling you,
it's a little racist.
396
00:13:43,758 --> 00:13:45,365
Get out of here
before I throw you out.
397
00:13:45,402 --> 00:13:47,246
- All right.
- He is so organized, you know?
398
00:13:47,276 --> 00:13:49,159
I am just... I'm learning a ton.
399
00:13:55,198 --> 00:13:56,803
I'm ready for this.
This is good.
400
00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:58,599
This is really exciting.
This is my first
401
00:13:58,624 --> 00:14:01,756
middle of the night
parking lot horse deal.
402
00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:04,022
This is not gonna work,
they're gonna...
403
00:14:04,076 --> 00:14:05,420
It's gonna work.
It's gonna work.
404
00:14:05,463 --> 00:14:06,997
- Gonna work fine.
- Take control of this, please.
405
00:14:07,034 --> 00:14:08,842
- I got it, I got it. Yes.
- We got it. We got it, Walt.
406
00:14:08,860 --> 00:14:10,803
Hey, look, will you do me
a favor, please?
407
00:14:10,846 --> 00:14:13,522
Let me handle this.
Just because my dad is in town,
408
00:14:13,534 --> 00:14:15,110
I'm not gonna put
you in harm's way.
409
00:14:15,143 --> 00:14:16,737
Yup. Okay.
410
00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:17,822
Twist my arm.
411
00:14:17,874 --> 00:14:18,987
I'll be the lookout.
412
00:14:19,005 --> 00:14:20,850
Just keep your head down.
413
00:14:20,993 --> 00:14:23,506
I've got this
totally under control.
414
00:14:29,512 --> 00:14:30,688
Hi-ya, fellas.
415
00:14:30,781 --> 00:14:32,756
- How you doing?
- Eh, I'm good. You?
416
00:14:32,782 --> 00:14:33,949
I'm good.
417
00:14:34,417 --> 00:14:35,874
Just getting over
a little cold.
418
00:14:35,892 --> 00:14:38,561
Yeah, I get a little agita
myself every once in a while.
419
00:14:38,596 --> 00:14:40,108
Hey, what's going on, everybody?
How you guys doing?
420
00:14:40,127 --> 00:14:41,292
Nice to see you.
This is my dad; I'm Nick.
421
00:14:41,323 --> 00:14:42,205
Cool half-turtleneck.
422
00:14:42,235 --> 00:14:43,767
- How you doing, fellas?
- Good.
423
00:14:43,779 --> 00:14:45,189
Just getting over
a little cold.
424
00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:46,683
Good.
425
00:14:46,751 --> 00:14:47,958
He makes the white?
426
00:14:47,995 --> 00:14:50,015
This horse is more
semen than he is horse.
427
00:14:51,420 --> 00:14:52,601
That's disgusting.
428
00:14:52,624 --> 00:14:54,505
Good. We want semen.
429
00:14:54,530 --> 00:14:57,299
Well, you guys
are gonna get semen.
430
00:14:57,737 --> 00:15:00,671
You'll get a bunch
of horse semen.
431
00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:04,344
Wait until it's
next to a lady horse.
432
00:15:04,436 --> 00:15:06,036
Trust me.
433
00:15:06,504 --> 00:15:08,509
What's the matter? Is sweat?
434
00:15:08,538 --> 00:15:09,873
I don't see sweating.
He's not sweating.
435
00:15:09,911 --> 00:15:11,093
Why he sweating so much?
436
00:15:11,131 --> 00:15:12,423
No, no, no,
I don't sweat too much.
437
00:15:12,451 --> 00:15:13,417
Why is... are you a cop?
438
00:15:13,459 --> 00:15:14,426
- Cop?
- No, no, no, no!
439
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:16,543
- Sweat like a cop.
- Take off your clothes.
440
00:15:16,573 --> 00:15:19,390
- Why would I do that?
- Aw, just take off your clothes.
441
00:15:19,428 --> 00:15:21,428
- Take it now. - He just wants to see
that you're not wearing a wire.
442
00:15:21,472 --> 00:15:22,559
I would like you
to defend me here.
443
00:15:22,590 --> 00:15:23,923
Now! Take it off!
444
00:15:23,956 --> 00:15:25,237
- Take it off.
- No.
445
00:15:25,261 --> 00:15:27,817
- Now! Take it off!
- Take off your clothes!
446
00:15:27,871 --> 00:15:29,527
Take off your clothes!
447
00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:30,897
Take off your belt!
448
00:15:30,926 --> 00:15:32,660
Take off your belt.
449
00:15:32,708 --> 00:15:34,104
Now, dance.
450
00:15:43,408 --> 00:15:46,076
Turn around. Turn around.
451
00:15:46,245 --> 00:15:47,485
Okay, okay, okay.
452
00:15:47,516 --> 00:15:48,763
All right, all
right, all right.
453
00:15:48,788 --> 00:15:50,558
Yeah, look, look,
He's got no wire.
454
00:15:50,579 --> 00:15:52,535
He's not... he's not
a policeman, he's...
455
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,385
Guys, I'm not wearing a wire.
456
00:15:54,556 --> 00:15:55,900
I'm not a cop.
457
00:15:56,016 --> 00:15:57,534
I just sweat like this
when I'm lying.
458
00:15:57,558 --> 00:15:58,653
Lying?
459
00:15:58,674 --> 00:15:59,707
- Lying?
- No.
460
00:15:59,745 --> 00:16:00,792
- Nobody is lying.
- No...
461
00:16:00,829 --> 00:16:01,829
You lying to me?
462
00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:03,716
Tire iron! Tire iron!
463
00:16:03,769 --> 00:16:04,920
You're lying!
464
00:16:10,257 --> 00:16:11,492
What is he doing?
465
00:16:11,590 --> 00:16:13,088
The... the gum!
466
00:16:13,304 --> 00:16:14,579
The gum had sugar in it.
467
00:16:14,634 --> 00:16:16,018
These guys are weird.
468
00:16:16,156 --> 00:16:17,237
Weird.
469
00:16:17,274 --> 00:16:18,380
Strange!
470
00:16:18,767 --> 00:16:19,930
You're weird.
471
00:16:35,652 --> 00:16:38,234
Now you have to talk
to each other!
472
00:16:38,727 --> 00:16:40,771
You've been conned.
473
00:16:40,925 --> 00:16:41,981
God, I'm good.
474
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:45,842
That's not a con, Jess!
You're just driving away.
475
00:16:48,725 --> 00:16:51,563
I was ready to get your friend's
money back for her, okay?
476
00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:53,284
But you insisted on coming here.
477
00:16:53,334 --> 00:16:55,765
You know what?
You know what's funny about you?
478
00:16:55,828 --> 00:16:58,031
Somehow, you have made this...
479
00:16:58,176 --> 00:17:00,244
seem like my fault.
480
00:17:00,337 --> 00:17:01,818
This isn't my fault!
481
00:17:01,872 --> 00:17:03,812
I didn't invite you here!
482
00:17:05,079 --> 00:17:06,685
Keep talking.
483
00:17:07,155 --> 00:17:09,189
This is good for you guys.
484
00:17:10,101 --> 00:17:12,876
Are you angry at me
about something, Little Penis?
485
00:17:13,027 --> 00:17:17,044
I have been mad at you
for 30 years, Dad.
486
00:17:17,088 --> 00:17:20,642
- 30 years?
- I am not a successful adult.
487
00:17:20,705 --> 00:17:24,517
I don't eat vegetables
and/or take care of myself.
488
00:17:24,822 --> 00:17:26,878
And it's because of you.
489
00:17:27,407 --> 00:17:29,630
Well, okay, maybe I'll take
a little bit of that hit.
490
00:17:29,664 --> 00:17:31,365
Look, it's not "taking a hit."
491
00:17:33,192 --> 00:17:35,493
It's just saying sorry.
492
00:17:37,292 --> 00:17:39,386
I think you look cold.
I'm gonna give you my pants.
493
00:17:39,408 --> 00:17:41,058
- I don't want your pants.
- Come on, take the pants!
494
00:17:41,079 --> 00:17:42,904
- Dad, please don't do that.
- You say I do nothing for you.
495
00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:44,734
- Let me give you my pants.
- I don't want your pants!
496
00:17:44,758 --> 00:17:46,400
Don't do this.
Please don't do this.
497
00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:47,913
Take my pants.
498
00:17:49,314 --> 00:17:51,306
This is making it worse!
499
00:17:54,483 --> 00:17:55,850
Dad, the...
500
00:17:57,301 --> 00:17:58,883
This is ridiculous.
501
00:18:00,651 --> 00:18:01,763
Okay.
502
00:18:04,054 --> 00:18:06,522
All right, maybe, uh...
503
00:18:07,103 --> 00:18:10,519
maybe I did make some mistakes
along the line, okay?
504
00:18:16,190 --> 00:18:18,991
We all make mistakes, Dad.
505
00:18:20,259 --> 00:18:22,506
Hey, what do you say, tomorrow,
we go to a game?
506
00:18:22,538 --> 00:18:24,479
Any game, you pick it out.
507
00:18:24,563 --> 00:18:26,331
I'm in.
508
00:18:27,343 --> 00:18:29,929
You're welcome!
Son of a...
509
00:18:30,281 --> 00:18:33,016
This thing doesn't turn so well.
510
00:18:33,078 --> 00:18:35,413
Do you think Cece and
Pavun will make it?
511
00:18:35,724 --> 00:18:36,858
I don't know.
512
00:18:36,888 --> 00:18:38,009
Really can't say.
513
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:39,834
What I can say is that
one arranged marriage
514
00:18:39,854 --> 00:18:41,116
did take place today.
515
00:18:41,378 --> 00:18:43,107
The marriage of
Schmidt and Robby.
516
00:18:43,138 --> 00:18:45,873
Hell, yeah.
517
00:18:45,913 --> 00:18:48,371
I only dread the day
that we defeat all the Indians,
518
00:18:48,487 --> 00:18:50,917
and must face each other
in a duel to the death.
519
00:18:51,294 --> 00:18:52,497
Yeah.
520
00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:54,169
Buzz kill.
521
00:18:54,264 --> 00:18:56,702
We're like Butch Cassidy
and the Sundance Kid.
522
00:18:56,748 --> 00:18:59,161
Except only one of us dies
at the end of the movie.
523
00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:01,030
It's gonna be you.
524
00:19:01,254 --> 00:19:02,573
You're the one that's gonna die.
525
00:19:02,593 --> 00:19:05,622
- You want another beer?
- Sure do, compadre.
526
00:19:08,340 --> 00:19:09,422
Hey, Walt.
527
00:19:09,466 --> 00:19:10,399
What are you doing?
528
00:19:10,423 --> 00:19:13,067
I thought you were gonna go
to a game with Nick today.
529
00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:14,476
Going to get a bagel.
530
00:19:14,513 --> 00:19:15,513
In Chicago.
531
00:19:15,518 --> 00:19:17,553
No! No, I can't...
532
00:19:17,589 --> 00:19:19,724
No. Um, I can't let you go.
533
00:19:19,765 --> 00:19:20,815
This means too much to Nick.
534
00:19:20,846 --> 00:19:23,415
You can't just say you're gonna
do things and then not do them.
535
00:19:23,446 --> 00:19:24,579
- What was that?
- What was what?
536
00:19:24,616 --> 00:19:26,095
- That.
- What? What?
537
00:19:29,632 --> 00:19:30,871
Damn, you're good.
538
00:19:30,902 --> 00:19:33,404
Listen, Blue Eyes,
do me a favor, will ya?
539
00:19:34,030 --> 00:19:36,383
Will you tell him for me
that I, uh...
540
00:19:37,535 --> 00:19:39,369
You know, that I...
541
00:19:40,024 --> 00:19:42,392
Just keep an eye
on him for me, will ya?
542
00:19:50,792 --> 00:19:52,708
Jess, if you're gonna mess
with my sink,
543
00:19:52,745 --> 00:19:54,012
put some goggles on.
544
00:19:54,032 --> 00:19:55,531
Your eyes are twice the size
545
00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:57,676
of normal eyes;
It's a bigger target.
546
00:20:00,308 --> 00:20:01,743
Walt's gone.
547
00:20:03,090 --> 00:20:04,156
I know how hard
548
00:20:04,175 --> 00:20:07,019
it was for you to talk
to him, and I just...
549
00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:11,517
some people, I just
don't under... they just-- aah!
550
00:20:11,633 --> 00:20:14,078
And I understand why you want
to break pipes now.
551
00:20:14,122 --> 00:20:16,656
Let's just drink a bunch
and destroy the sink.
552
00:20:16,740 --> 00:20:20,476
I don't need to break
the pipes, Jess; I'm fine.
553
00:20:20,635 --> 00:20:22,870
I mean, truth be told,
I was happy to see him.
554
00:20:22,900 --> 00:20:26,400
- I thought if you talked to him that
maybe... - No... Look, Jess...
555
00:20:26,512 --> 00:20:28,145
people don't change.
556
00:20:28,169 --> 00:20:30,795
If someone's broken,
they just stay broken.
557
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,930
You're not broken.
558
00:20:33,298 --> 00:20:34,811
I'm a little broken.
559
00:20:34,893 --> 00:20:36,343
- No, no, no... no.
- Oh, yeah.
560
00:20:36,380 --> 00:20:38,273
You should be so much worse.
561
00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:40,793
Seriously, you could be
picking up calls on a banana.
562
00:20:41,028 --> 00:20:41,895
You could be, like,
563
00:20:41,926 --> 00:20:43,214
"Hello?"
564
00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:45,562
I don't know how
you made it out.
565
00:20:45,651 --> 00:20:48,920
But... you're good.
566
00:20:51,361 --> 00:20:53,625
Well, look, there's a
lot I don't tell you.
567
00:20:53,737 --> 00:20:56,706
I haven't done laundry
in five months.
568
00:20:56,972 --> 00:20:58,116
I'm not wearing underwear.
569
00:20:58,153 --> 00:21:00,698
- I'm just wearing a big sock right now.
- Really.
570
00:21:00,739 --> 00:21:03,375
A big sock.
571
00:21:03,411 --> 00:21:05,045
- A very big sock.
- I got it.
572
00:21:06,673 --> 00:21:08,008
What do you think about this?
573
00:21:08,043 --> 00:21:09,866
We get a three-person canoe,
okay?
574
00:21:09,891 --> 00:21:11,374
Then we got to her house
and we rap on the door.
575
00:21:11,405 --> 00:21:13,674
She answers the door,
she sees the three-person canoe.
576
00:21:13,723 --> 00:21:15,615
She realizes
there's only two of us,
577
00:21:15,639 --> 00:21:19,033
and we say, "Ah, what a
conundrum. Please join us."
578
00:21:19,071 --> 00:21:21,603
How about this one? We get
some night-vision goggles.
579
00:21:21,753 --> 00:21:24,035
All right, that's all I got.
I don't... I don't know what else.
580
00:21:24,071 --> 00:21:25,718
I mean, I would say
Trojan horse, but...
581
00:21:25,756 --> 00:21:28,023
- In this economy? - I mean, we could
always go on a hunger strike.
582
00:21:28,065 --> 00:21:31,888
We enlist in the Navy, we
quickly rise through the ranks,
583
00:21:31,905 --> 00:21:34,831
and then we can take her to the
Naval Officer's Ball.
584
00:21:34,843 --> 00:21:36,706
Feel like we're right there!
585
00:21:42,979 --> 00:21:47,979
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