1 00:00:02,522 --> 00:00:03,714 Ah! 2 00:00:03,734 --> 00:00:04,945 Look how handsome I look. 3 00:00:04,966 --> 00:00:05,891 That is a woman's coat. 4 00:00:05,908 --> 00:00:08,109 This coat has clean lines... 5 00:00:08,222 --> 00:00:10,140 and pockets that don't quit. 6 00:00:10,180 --> 00:00:11,574 And it has room for your hips. 7 00:00:11,611 --> 00:00:13,663 And when I wear it, I feel hot to trot. 8 00:00:13,682 --> 00:00:15,248 - You're wearing a dress. - Yeah, don't say "hot to trot." 9 00:00:15,265 --> 00:00:17,341 My coat makes me say things like that. 10 00:00:17,365 --> 00:00:19,018 First of all, Nick, it is not your coat. 11 00:00:19,087 --> 00:00:21,347 True, it was delivered to the wrong address. 12 00:00:21,385 --> 00:00:24,237 But then tell me, why does it fit like a damn glove? 13 00:00:24,244 --> 00:00:26,694 - What is happening to you, man? - I don't know if I can give up 14 00:00:26,713 --> 00:00:29,064 looking this damn good-- (rhythmic grunting) 15 00:00:29,382 --> 00:00:31,617 It's someone else's woman's coat. 16 00:00:31,651 --> 00:00:33,014 (laughs) SCHMIDT: Nothing? 17 00:00:33,075 --> 00:00:34,838 I mean, nothing? Damn it! 18 00:00:34,874 --> 00:00:36,129 I've been trying to get something going 19 00:00:36,142 --> 00:00:37,909 with myself for a full hour. 20 00:00:37,939 --> 00:00:39,833 It's like a taffy pull on a hot summer's day. 21 00:00:39,858 --> 00:00:42,793 Eww! You have the door open, Schmidt. 22 00:00:42,812 --> 00:00:45,559 I'm over myself-- I just don't do it for me anymore. 23 00:00:45,756 --> 00:00:47,536 I even bought myself a sexy pair of underpants 24 00:00:47,555 --> 00:00:49,021 to spice things up-- didn't happen. 25 00:00:49,046 --> 00:00:50,180 I just laid there. 26 00:00:50,197 --> 00:00:51,643 You know what? That's it. 27 00:00:51,764 --> 00:00:53,727 Tonight, I start having sex again. 28 00:00:53,807 --> 00:00:56,126 Now, are you two gonna join me? 29 00:00:56,162 --> 00:00:57,926 - Not while I'm here, please. - Is that the way you wanted to say that? 30 00:00:57,958 --> 00:00:59,258 I'm in, Schmidty! I am in! 31 00:00:59,289 --> 00:01:00,406 I'm gonna have sex tonight. 32 00:01:00,455 --> 00:01:01,839 Yeah! (laughing) 33 00:01:02,015 --> 00:01:03,865 SCHMIDT: Yeah! 34 00:01:04,100 --> 00:01:05,618 ♪ Who's that girl? 35 00:01:05,633 --> 00:01:07,716 ♪ Who's that girl? ♪ ♪ It's Jess. 36 00:01:07,735 --> 00:01:11,769 Sync & corrections by Alice www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 37 00:01:12,735 --> 00:01:15,239 I like this feeling, you guys. I'm liking the vibe 38 00:01:15,276 --> 00:01:16,967 that we got going here. There's definitely gonna 39 00:01:16,996 --> 00:01:18,187 be some sex-having tonight. 40 00:01:18,218 --> 00:01:19,818 - Oh, yeah... - Damn it, there needs to be. 41 00:01:19,860 --> 00:01:22,012 You know I haven't had sex since Labor Day? 42 00:01:22,094 --> 00:01:24,270 I know what the problem is-- I want it too bad. 43 00:01:24,299 --> 00:01:25,748 So, what's your name? 44 00:01:28,657 --> 00:01:31,847 Winst... W-W-W... yeah. 45 00:01:31,978 --> 00:01:33,352 You just need a confidence boost. 46 00:01:33,395 --> 00:01:35,352 Good news-- I'm lousy with the stuff 47 00:01:35,383 --> 00:01:36,260 I got your back tonight. 48 00:01:36,273 --> 00:01:38,441 And you, London Fog, you're looking hot to trot, baby. 49 00:01:38,497 --> 00:01:40,285 - Any chance you're gonna take that coat off? - This jacket? No way. 50 00:01:40,316 --> 00:01:41,446 - I'm keeping the jacket on. - Take the jacket off. 51 00:01:41,471 --> 00:01:42,671 - No, I'm keeping the jacket on. - No, it's fine. 52 00:01:42,706 --> 00:01:45,134 - Band of brothers. - Band of brothers, yeah! 53 00:01:45,159 --> 00:01:47,525 The club's up... Dance, dummy. 54 00:01:47,550 --> 00:01:49,582 Hey, guys. Guess what? 55 00:01:49,650 --> 00:01:52,738 Sam has the late shift and Cece's on a date with some Indian guy, 56 00:01:52,769 --> 00:01:55,058 so world's best wing-woman reporting for duty. 57 00:01:55,077 --> 00:01:56,578 Jess, you can't come. 58 00:01:56,884 --> 00:01:57,809 - What? - Look, 59 00:01:57,840 --> 00:02:00,431 I actually want to get girls tonight. 60 00:02:00,473 --> 00:02:01,687 You're my cooler. 61 00:02:01,714 --> 00:02:02,793 What? 62 00:02:02,824 --> 00:02:04,658 All I do is help you get laid, Nick. 63 00:02:04,689 --> 00:02:08,361 Maureen, did you have one very special long-time love? 64 00:02:08,431 --> 00:02:09,387 Yes. 65 00:02:09,409 --> 00:02:11,056 You should be with him. 66 00:02:12,990 --> 00:02:15,537 - I'm not your cooler. - It's not you. 67 00:02:15,739 --> 00:02:17,373 It's the way that you behave. 68 00:02:17,407 --> 00:02:18,707 And the things that you say. 69 00:02:18,742 --> 00:02:20,298 And the look on your face. 70 00:02:20,335 --> 00:02:21,218 And... 71 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:22,698 It is you. 72 00:02:22,831 --> 00:02:24,426 It's just you-- you're the cooler. 73 00:02:24,462 --> 00:02:26,431 I'm sorry, but you can't come with us tonight. 74 00:02:26,456 --> 00:02:27,922 I get it. Um... 75 00:02:27,959 --> 00:02:30,785 I just... I have, um, a lot of things I have to do. 76 00:02:30,810 --> 00:02:32,290 More important stuff to do here. 77 00:02:32,321 --> 00:02:34,104 I have to clean out my closet and... 78 00:02:34,129 --> 00:02:36,081 - Oh, yeah. - I have an ice cream maker to try out. 79 00:02:36,103 --> 00:02:38,000 That's better than going to a stupid club. 80 00:02:38,028 --> 00:02:40,068 - It's gonna be awesome. It's gonna be great. - Shut up. 81 00:02:44,124 --> 00:02:46,991 Get out of here, girl, you're missing nothing. 82 00:02:48,140 --> 00:02:50,040 - It's gonna get so crazy. - Come on, buddy, get in there. 83 00:02:50,069 --> 00:02:51,944 Get crunk with us, bro. 84 00:02:52,175 --> 00:02:53,900 - Yeah-ha-ha! - Yeah! 85 00:02:54,961 --> 00:02:57,405 I can't believe you got us kicked out of the discotheque, Nick. 86 00:02:57,423 --> 00:02:58,914 - I didn't even do anything. - Damn it, Nick, 87 00:02:58,951 --> 00:03:00,692 take the coat off, all right? It freaks girls out. 88 00:03:00,716 --> 00:03:03,051 Well, maybe they're freaked out 'cause you're not wearing a trench coat. 89 00:03:03,086 --> 00:03:04,677 - Yeah? Have you ever thought of that? - Okay, guys, please-- 90 00:03:04,695 --> 00:03:05,712 no more friendly fire. 91 00:03:05,736 --> 00:03:06,653 - All right. - Okay. 92 00:03:07,256 --> 00:03:08,307 Ooh, Schmidty type. 93 00:03:08,358 --> 00:03:09,942 That's a Schmidty type right there. 94 00:03:09,976 --> 00:03:11,851 (all three talking at once) 95 00:03:11,883 --> 00:03:14,239 - That's me. Yeah, yeah. - Schmidty time... 96 00:03:14,258 --> 00:03:16,779 - I feel good. Yeah. - Schmidty time. 97 00:03:17,615 --> 00:03:18,756 - Schmidt! Hey, dude! - What?! 98 00:03:18,775 --> 00:03:19,825 What about band of brothers? 99 00:03:19,853 --> 00:03:21,003 Your friendship means nothing to me. 100 00:03:21,025 --> 00:03:21,975 Every man for himself. 101 00:03:22,006 --> 00:03:23,150 - Hey, uh... - Hey. 102 00:03:23,174 --> 00:03:25,255 I was, uh... 103 00:03:26,878 --> 00:03:27,895 (laughs) 104 00:03:29,207 --> 00:03:30,174 (clicks tongue) 105 00:03:30,208 --> 00:03:32,176 Most... M-M... 106 00:03:32,217 --> 00:03:34,352 Okay... Yeah, can you... (clears throat) 107 00:03:34,405 --> 00:03:35,856 - In the beginning... - Tap out, man. Tap out. 108 00:03:35,874 --> 00:03:38,108 What happened to building my confidence, Schmidty? 109 00:03:38,126 --> 00:03:39,426 You went in too soon. Get out of here. 110 00:03:39,460 --> 00:03:40,370 - Go. - Go. 111 00:03:40,843 --> 00:03:42,480 - Hey. - What's happening? 112 00:03:42,513 --> 00:03:43,568 Hi. 113 00:03:46,267 --> 00:03:47,500 (sighs) 114 00:03:47,712 --> 00:03:49,308 Wow, that was embarrassing. 115 00:03:53,089 --> 00:03:54,345 (quietly): Yeah... 116 00:03:54,382 --> 00:03:55,257 (clears throat) Well.. 117 00:03:55,643 --> 00:03:56,869 You can relax. 118 00:03:56,918 --> 00:03:57,918 I'm taken. 119 00:03:59,314 --> 00:04:01,628 You were very beautiful from across the bar. 120 00:04:01,672 --> 00:04:02,903 I'm sorry. I'm Schmidt. 121 00:04:03,020 --> 00:04:05,743 I'm sorry... we were talking, Schmidt. 122 00:04:05,999 --> 00:04:08,643 What a ten, what a beautiful woman. 123 00:04:08,678 --> 00:04:10,447 He works here. As a bartender. 124 00:04:10,479 --> 00:04:12,930 Yeah, I do. (laughs) 125 00:04:21,531 --> 00:04:23,079 What do you think, Nick? 126 00:04:26,627 --> 00:04:28,603 I'm bored! 127 00:04:31,217 --> 00:04:33,385 No bottoms, no bottoms. 128 00:04:33,576 --> 00:04:34,978 Bottoms on top! 129 00:04:36,112 --> 00:04:39,306 (monotone): Robot can't find clothes to fit right. 130 00:04:39,325 --> 00:04:41,794 Robot can't find clothes. 131 00:04:41,828 --> 00:04:44,554 ♪ 132 00:04:44,746 --> 00:04:45,758 (speaking in slow-motion): 133 00:04:45,783 --> 00:04:48,754 I do it for Kenya. 134 00:04:49,323 --> 00:04:50,691 (thud) (panting) 135 00:04:51,114 --> 00:04:52,295 Silver?! 136 00:04:53,034 --> 00:04:55,013 Damn you, Zimbabwe. 137 00:04:55,091 --> 00:04:56,708 (panting, tapping on door) 138 00:04:57,917 --> 00:04:58,736 JESS: Hello? 139 00:04:58,774 --> 00:05:01,175 (scratching on door) 140 00:05:03,998 --> 00:05:05,529 Hello? 141 00:05:13,017 --> 00:05:14,166 Nice coat you got there. 142 00:05:14,191 --> 00:05:16,054 Well, I just actually wear it 'cause it gives me confidence. 143 00:05:16,085 --> 00:05:17,085 That's kind of sad. 144 00:05:17,116 --> 00:05:18,953 You know what's really sad is that he stole the jacket. 145 00:05:18,977 --> 00:05:20,641 It's not technically stealing. 146 00:05:20,669 --> 00:05:22,324 He's still reeling from being dumped. 147 00:05:22,366 --> 00:05:23,579 - Aw. - He's attached to it. 148 00:05:23,602 --> 00:05:24,863 Like a little bitch "bwanky." 149 00:05:24,894 --> 00:05:25,950 It's not like a blanky, dude. 150 00:05:25,988 --> 00:05:27,405 - It looks like a "bwanky." - It's not like my "bwanky." 151 00:05:27,414 --> 00:05:29,682 The only reason I'm out tonight is to make sure he doesn't do anything stupid. 152 00:05:29,719 --> 00:05:31,246 That's not true. I'm not gonna... 153 00:05:31,277 --> 00:05:32,944 Shut up, Schmidt. 154 00:05:33,581 --> 00:05:35,018 I mean, I could take care of you, 155 00:05:35,047 --> 00:05:36,419 - if you wanted. - You can what? 156 00:05:36,438 --> 00:05:39,056 I love sad guys and you seem sadder than most. 157 00:05:39,235 --> 00:05:41,097 I think your plan sounds okay. 158 00:05:41,115 --> 00:05:42,763 When you go home at night, do you look in the mirror 159 00:05:42,782 --> 00:05:44,485 and just think, "I am the worst"? 160 00:05:45,071 --> 00:05:46,590 - Actually yes, I do. - Yeah? 161 00:05:46,621 --> 00:05:48,502 - Yeah, a lot of the times. - You hate yourself? 162 00:05:48,733 --> 00:05:50,154 I definitely don't like myself. 163 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:51,750 It's right on the line of hate. 164 00:05:52,132 --> 00:05:53,859 What the hell is this? 165 00:05:54,043 --> 00:05:56,423 I don't know how to talk to women. 166 00:05:56,608 --> 00:05:58,259 Reason being, I feel like 167 00:05:58,296 --> 00:06:00,161 you all think that I just want one thing from you. 168 00:06:00,179 --> 00:06:01,822 - Mm-hmm. - I want the one thing. 169 00:06:01,847 --> 00:06:03,797 But a bunch of other th... can a man just want all the things? 170 00:06:03,815 --> 00:06:04,932 I mean, damn. 171 00:06:04,973 --> 00:06:06,357 I like a challenge. 172 00:06:06,390 --> 00:06:09,258 And you are one big challenge. 173 00:06:09,521 --> 00:06:11,211 - I'm Daisy. - Winston. 174 00:06:11,297 --> 00:06:13,506 Sam, it's Jess. 175 00:06:13,679 --> 00:06:15,230 Please come get me. 176 00:06:15,687 --> 00:06:19,020 I'm probably fine, but I also might be dead. 177 00:06:19,134 --> 00:06:20,135 Good-bye. 178 00:06:20,164 --> 00:06:21,729 (beep) It's Cece, leave a message. 179 00:06:21,754 --> 00:06:23,712 Cece, it's Jess-- call me back, 180 00:06:23,737 --> 00:06:24,926 I'm alone in the loft. 181 00:06:24,963 --> 00:06:26,893 I think there's something out... (phone beeps) 182 00:06:28,549 --> 00:06:30,986 There's something sexy about a man who just needs me 183 00:06:31,017 --> 00:06:32,280 to make him feel better. 184 00:06:32,316 --> 00:06:34,217 I honestly need you to make me feel better. (cell phone rings) 185 00:06:34,242 --> 00:06:35,806 - Nicholas, your phone's ringing. - Not now, Schmidt! 186 00:06:35,830 --> 00:06:37,547 - Hey, Jess. It's Jess. - Schmidt, stop. 187 00:06:37,572 --> 00:06:39,306 - You should really talk to her. - Unbelievable. I am so sad. 188 00:06:39,348 --> 00:06:40,723 Nicholas, you have a phone call. 189 00:06:40,751 --> 00:06:42,422 Don't do this, Schmidt, please don't. 190 00:06:42,433 --> 00:06:44,459 You are the dumbest... 191 00:06:44,561 --> 00:06:45,880 Would you wait one second? 192 00:06:45,908 --> 00:06:47,552 I'm just... I just have to do this. 193 00:06:47,820 --> 00:06:50,022 - I'll be sad in a second. - Yep. 194 00:06:51,573 --> 00:06:52,624 - Hi. - Hi. 195 00:06:52,642 --> 00:06:54,242 - I'm sad. - Okay. 196 00:06:54,266 --> 00:06:55,593 Uh, what is going on? 197 00:06:55,628 --> 00:06:58,436 There's something at the door and you have to come home. 198 00:06:58,460 --> 00:07:00,077 Cooler, Jess-- you are being a cooler right now. 199 00:07:00,101 --> 00:07:02,403 Seriously, I think it might be gang related. 200 00:07:02,449 --> 00:07:04,976 I've always been worried about my blue curtains... 201 00:07:05,443 --> 00:07:06,618 (whispers): Crips. 202 00:07:06,674 --> 00:07:08,944 - The Cri... Jess, I'm done! JESS:- Nick, 203 00:07:09,025 --> 00:07:10,191 I need you. 204 00:07:13,013 --> 00:07:13,986 Yeah, so this is the place. 205 00:07:14,010 --> 00:07:16,197 I'm really glad you're here. The bedrooms are that way... 206 00:07:16,222 --> 00:07:16,974 (shrieking) 207 00:07:16,983 --> 00:07:18,867 (all screaming) 208 00:07:20,889 --> 00:07:23,215 What are you doing, pal? 209 00:07:23,253 --> 00:07:25,111 Never leave me alone again. 210 00:07:25,141 --> 00:07:27,360 I'd like to introduce you to our roommate Jess. 211 00:07:27,464 --> 00:07:29,014 Welcome to our home. 212 00:07:31,667 --> 00:07:33,726 Jess, this loft has old pipes-- 213 00:07:33,738 --> 00:07:34,999 I've told you that a million times, 214 00:07:35,015 --> 00:07:36,582 but you never listen during pipe talk. 215 00:07:36,619 --> 00:07:38,453 Well, pipe talk's boring. 216 00:07:38,749 --> 00:07:40,115 - What is this? - What is what...? 217 00:07:41,191 --> 00:07:42,142 (laughs) 218 00:07:42,306 --> 00:07:43,526 You drew my face on a melon? 219 00:07:43,550 --> 00:07:45,034 What else was I supposed to draw your face on? 220 00:07:45,061 --> 00:07:46,414 Nothing. Don't draw my face. 221 00:07:46,439 --> 00:07:47,628 - Okay. - Jess, 222 00:07:47,648 --> 00:07:49,466 for some reason, that girl out there, 223 00:07:49,484 --> 00:07:50,821 she is sexually 224 00:07:50,845 --> 00:07:53,964 aroused by other people's misery. 225 00:07:54,138 --> 00:07:56,540 Do you understand the position that puts me in? 226 00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:57,784 It puts you in a really good position? 227 00:07:57,808 --> 00:08:00,160 It really does. And then what happens? 228 00:08:00,181 --> 00:08:02,647 Okay, I understand how, in this instance, 229 00:08:02,665 --> 00:08:03,956 I might have cooled things off for you. 230 00:08:03,981 --> 00:08:06,833 - Thank you for admitting that. - I am prepared to fix it. 231 00:08:06,868 --> 00:08:10,061 'Cause, son, I'm gonna get you laid. 232 00:08:10,087 --> 00:08:12,081 Okay, it's not how it is and never call me "son" 233 00:08:12,112 --> 00:08:13,432 and don't talk like that. 234 00:08:14,123 --> 00:08:15,351 The game is True American 235 00:08:15,375 --> 00:08:17,740 but with a sexy new twist: Clinton rules. 236 00:08:17,761 --> 00:08:18,483 Pick your interns. 237 00:08:18,516 --> 00:08:21,183 - I don't understand the game. - Uh, you're gonna be my intern. 238 00:08:21,202 --> 00:08:21,994 It's okay, it's stripping. 239 00:08:22,016 --> 00:08:23,519 It's not just stripping, it's sexy. 240 00:08:23,537 --> 00:08:24,600 Okay, so what exactly are the rules? 241 00:08:24,635 --> 00:08:27,337 - The floor is lava, doves versus hawks. - The couch is the Mason-Dixon line. 242 00:08:27,355 --> 00:08:28,355 We're not doing cabinets-- no cabinets. 243 00:08:28,389 --> 00:08:29,723 - No cabinet. - No cabinets. 244 00:08:29,774 --> 00:08:31,308 One, two, three, four, JFK! 245 00:08:31,342 --> 00:08:32,559 ALL: FDR! 246 00:08:32,610 --> 00:08:33,894 Go, go-- that's the lava! 247 00:08:33,945 --> 00:08:35,645 (clamoring) 248 00:08:35,679 --> 00:08:37,481 - Down, down in the tunnel. - No. 249 00:08:37,515 --> 00:08:39,032 I'm the President, you're the Vice President. 250 00:08:39,066 --> 00:08:39,533 Joe Biden! 251 00:08:39,567 --> 00:08:40,704 - It's Abu Nazir! - Where? 252 00:08:40,722 --> 00:08:44,007 - No, no, no, no! Spin, spin, spin, spin! - Fly! Do the chicken dance! 253 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:46,355 - No, no counter clock-wise? - Oh, no, no, no, no, no! 254 00:08:46,407 --> 00:08:48,639 Holly, you're in the Amber Waves of Grain. 255 00:08:48,758 --> 00:08:50,132 You have to lose your jacket. 256 00:08:50,157 --> 00:08:51,563 - I... - Take off your jacket; She's right. 257 00:08:51,599 --> 00:08:52,963 Those are the rules. 258 00:08:52,988 --> 00:08:54,797 Is there, like, a printout of the rules I can see, or...? 259 00:08:54,828 --> 00:08:55,995 - No! - No! 260 00:08:56,029 --> 00:08:57,029 I thought this was like music... 261 00:08:57,049 --> 00:08:58,416 Howard Dean Scream. 262 00:08:58,450 --> 00:09:00,751 ALL: Yeah! 263 00:09:01,522 --> 00:09:02,624 God... 264 00:09:02,877 --> 00:09:04,878 I am sorry I was crying so much. 265 00:09:05,143 --> 00:09:07,502 God, that film, it just... it just reminded me 266 00:09:07,533 --> 00:09:09,642 how much I want to have kids, you know? 267 00:09:11,207 --> 00:09:12,664 Was that just a really weird thing 268 00:09:12,694 --> 00:09:14,677 - to say on a first date? - No. 269 00:09:14,691 --> 00:09:16,688 Are you sure? It felt a bit weird. 270 00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:20,706 Oh, my best friend has texted me, like, 12 times. 271 00:09:20,870 --> 00:09:22,651 I get it-- you're just trying to get out of the date. 272 00:09:22,682 --> 00:09:24,731 - No, no, no-- no, this is real. - It's the kids thing. I knew it. 273 00:09:24,756 --> 00:09:26,972 Some psycho keeps scratching at her door and then running away. 274 00:09:26,990 --> 00:09:30,115 She's pretty sure it's the Calabasas Scratcher. 275 00:09:30,133 --> 00:09:31,263 - I mean, is that a thing? - What? 276 00:09:31,294 --> 00:09:34,034 - I don't keep up with local news. - I don't know, it's fine. 277 00:09:34,065 --> 00:09:35,366 You don't have to lie to me. 278 00:09:35,391 --> 00:09:36,667 - I get it. - You can come with me. 279 00:09:36,692 --> 00:09:38,059 Okay? Then you'll see. 280 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:39,416 - Well, all right. - She's just like this. 281 00:09:39,453 --> 00:09:40,987 ALL (chanting): Schmidt, Schmidt, Schmidt! 282 00:09:41,019 --> 00:09:43,420 - Schmidt, Schmidt, Schmidt! - Gettysburg, Bull Run. 283 00:09:43,431 --> 00:09:46,099 Oh, no, oh, no, I think I fell-- oh, no. 284 00:09:46,127 --> 00:09:47,891 In the course of human events, you must... 285 00:09:47,922 --> 00:09:49,651 ALL: Surrender your shirt! 286 00:09:49,676 --> 00:09:51,201 Fine, I'll take off my shirt. 287 00:09:51,226 --> 00:09:53,108 He did it on purpose-- he did it to impress her! 288 00:09:53,139 --> 00:09:54,401 - U.S.A. - I am not... 289 00:09:54,432 --> 00:09:55,510 ALL: I am not a crook! 290 00:09:55,541 --> 00:09:58,064 - I am not a crook! - What do you mean, man? 291 00:09:58,107 --> 00:10:00,275 I took my shirt off! Wait! It's part of the game, you guys! 292 00:10:00,309 --> 00:10:02,813 - Up, up, up. - I'm up! Oh, wow! 293 00:10:02,832 --> 00:10:05,033 This footstool really reminds me of my ex. 294 00:10:05,220 --> 00:10:08,189 Liar! Holly, Holly, look at these-- these are my abs. 295 00:10:08,223 --> 00:10:10,485 Hard to believe that I used to be a great big fat person. 296 00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:12,035 Oh, fat makes me so sad. 297 00:10:12,067 --> 00:10:14,573 - Yeah, it makes me sad, too. - I'm chubby... I'm a fat guy. 298 00:10:14,604 --> 00:10:16,288 - You look great, man. - I'm a fat boy. 299 00:10:16,309 --> 00:10:17,548 - Feel where the fat used to be? - Yeah. 300 00:10:17,579 --> 00:10:18,976 Yeah, it's been replaced with phantom fat. 301 00:10:19,001 --> 00:10:20,306 I still feel it jiggle. 302 00:10:20,324 --> 00:10:24,518 Hey, Schmidt, your butt just violated the Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act1 303 00:10:24,549 --> 00:10:26,663 Westward Ho, son! Westward Ho. 304 00:10:26,683 --> 00:10:28,720 - Bye-bye, Schmidt. - Damn it. 305 00:10:28,745 --> 00:10:31,247 Come on, all you got to do is talk to her, what's the big deal? 306 00:10:31,278 --> 00:10:32,979 Okay, mm... 307 00:10:33,344 --> 00:10:35,477 You're at the bar-- I'm Holly. 308 00:10:35,513 --> 00:10:37,460 Boy, am I thirsty. 309 00:10:37,491 --> 00:10:39,074 I was wondering if, like... 310 00:10:39,126 --> 00:10:40,928 if you want... if you want, per chance, like... 311 00:10:40,953 --> 00:10:42,147 "Per chance," really? 312 00:10:42,186 --> 00:10:43,944 Hm? No, it's, uh... 313 00:10:43,980 --> 00:10:46,064 - You're a swell kind of gal. - Getting worse. 314 00:10:46,417 --> 00:10:47,501 You come on out to the bar. 315 00:10:47,544 --> 00:10:48,761 (imitates retching) 316 00:10:48,781 --> 00:10:50,481 Hey, girl, what your name is? 317 00:10:50,499 --> 00:10:52,145 - Oh, my God. - What that thing do? 318 00:10:52,170 --> 00:10:53,336 Oh, my God. 319 00:10:53,367 --> 00:10:54,992 - Out of all the gals in this... - God... what... 320 00:10:55,023 --> 00:10:57,838 - you walked into mine. - Please. 321 00:10:58,048 --> 00:11:00,266 - Um... - Yeah, take a sip. 322 00:11:00,281 --> 00:11:01,654 Okay, look, I think you're amazing. 323 00:11:01,672 --> 00:11:03,523 Would you like to have a drink with me? 324 00:11:03,928 --> 00:11:05,795 Yes, yes, I will. 325 00:11:05,839 --> 00:11:06,995 Now give me that. 326 00:11:07,010 --> 00:11:07,969 (both chuckle) 327 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,661 This coat is an unfair advantage-- take it off. 328 00:11:09,686 --> 00:11:10,791 I love the coat. 329 00:11:10,816 --> 00:11:11,883 Take the coat off! 330 00:11:11,906 --> 00:11:12,723 Hey, Schmidt! 331 00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:14,707 Hey, hey! No! 332 00:11:14,725 --> 00:11:15,875 Order! Order! 333 00:11:15,906 --> 00:11:18,421 All right, there's only one way to solve this. 334 00:11:18,509 --> 00:11:20,537 Two of us have to go behind the Iron Curtain, 335 00:11:20,562 --> 00:11:22,564 which is that door there, and kiss. 336 00:11:22,588 --> 00:11:24,766 And there has to be a "clear 337 00:11:24,804 --> 00:11:27,739 - and present threat of tongue." - This is why I voted for you. 338 00:11:27,763 --> 00:11:29,737 - Holly, you ready for this? - Definitely against the president's order. 339 00:11:29,774 --> 00:11:30,907 - Ready? NICK:- Let's do the count. 340 00:11:30,935 --> 00:11:32,785 - The two, three or four. - So when we do this, do two. 341 00:11:32,825 --> 00:11:33,398 Okay. 342 00:11:33,417 --> 00:11:35,392 - Not three, not one, not four-- two. - A one or a three. Anything but a two. 343 00:11:35,409 --> 00:11:37,018 - Just not a two. - Two. Do you hear me? Two. Not four. 344 00:11:37,043 --> 00:11:38,511 One, two, three. 345 00:11:38,648 --> 00:11:41,324 - What are you doing? - You said not to do a two! 346 00:11:41,351 --> 00:11:43,186 NICK: I made it so clear! 347 00:11:44,974 --> 00:11:46,992 - No...! - No...! 348 00:11:47,014 --> 00:11:48,514 - ...brought the change in! - Mulligan! Mulligan! 349 00:11:48,546 --> 00:11:50,530 Holly, wait for me! I'm very sad! 350 00:11:50,561 --> 00:11:52,074 ALL: Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 351 00:11:52,104 --> 00:11:54,689 Open the door! Open the door! 352 00:11:54,724 --> 00:11:57,368 (muffled): Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 353 00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:59,734 (whistling) 354 00:11:59,765 --> 00:12:01,385 I can see how in this second instance 355 00:12:01,404 --> 00:12:02,995 I might be considered a cooler... 356 00:12:03,238 --> 00:12:04,767 if you want to label me. 357 00:12:04,786 --> 00:12:06,036 You think? 358 00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:12,284 ALL (chanting): Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 359 00:12:12,350 --> 00:12:15,683 Okay, we kissed. Let us out. Sent you a picture. 360 00:12:17,441 --> 00:12:18,711 WINSTON: That ain't no kiss, man! 361 00:12:18,741 --> 00:12:20,783 Come on, Inspector Gadget, inspect those tonsils. 362 00:12:20,808 --> 00:12:24,028 Just give Jess a tender, sensual kiss, 363 00:12:24,058 --> 00:12:25,375 and we will let you right out. 364 00:12:25,399 --> 00:12:27,105 - Shut up, Schmidt! - Schmidt, stay out of this! 365 00:12:27,123 --> 00:12:28,535 SCHMIDT: Please stop yelling at me! 366 00:12:28,557 --> 00:12:31,070 You know that I'm ten percent more emotionally fragile than Nick right now. 367 00:12:31,087 --> 00:12:32,594 No, no, don't! No, please! 368 00:12:32,654 --> 00:12:34,089 Don't! Don't! 369 00:12:34,138 --> 00:12:35,509 Do you mind if I tell you a story? 370 00:12:35,521 --> 00:12:37,523 - Is it sad? - Holly, he's really happy! 371 00:12:37,559 --> 00:12:39,475 He's got a 401K and a six-pack! 372 00:12:39,499 --> 00:12:40,675 Well, it's the tale 373 00:12:40,706 --> 00:12:42,933 of an uber successful marketing executive's journey... 374 00:12:42,958 --> 00:12:45,005 - I'm hairy and chubby! - ...into heartbreak. 375 00:12:45,026 --> 00:12:45,698 Mm-hmm. 376 00:12:45,725 --> 00:12:47,169 Her name was Cecelia. 377 00:12:47,196 --> 00:12:49,048 No! 378 00:12:49,123 --> 00:12:50,907 Come on, come on. Holly, wait! 379 00:12:50,962 --> 00:12:53,480 Ugh! What is the big deal? 380 00:12:53,677 --> 00:12:55,515 Let's just suck it up and French a little. 381 00:12:55,540 --> 00:12:56,873 Okay, fine, but don't say 382 00:12:56,892 --> 00:12:58,476 "Let's suck it up and French a little." 383 00:12:58,488 --> 00:12:59,839 Okay, fine. Let's do this. 384 00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:05,056 - What were you doing?! - Well, I thought you're sitting on the ground. 385 00:13:05,078 --> 00:13:06,200 - No. I... Okay. - Uh! 386 00:13:06,237 --> 00:13:08,748 Okay, Jess, hey, this is not a big deal. 387 00:13:08,778 --> 00:13:10,283 - Okay, not a big deal. - Let's just do it. 388 00:13:10,302 --> 00:13:11,822 - Fine. Let's just do it. - Okay. Great, yeah. 389 00:13:11,855 --> 00:13:13,326 Let's just do it. 390 00:13:13,346 --> 00:13:14,315 Okay, cool. 391 00:13:14,346 --> 00:13:15,459 Why are you licking your lips? 392 00:13:15,498 --> 00:13:17,983 - Should I not? Do you want dry lips? - No. 393 00:13:18,026 --> 00:13:19,509 Then I'm just licking 'em to make 'em better. 394 00:13:19,546 --> 00:13:20,696 - Okay. - Fine. 395 00:13:20,764 --> 00:13:22,648 - Do it. - I'm doing it. 396 00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:24,224 Fine, then do it. 397 00:13:24,765 --> 00:13:25,682 Are you a tongue-er? 398 00:13:25,716 --> 00:13:27,550 - Am I a tongue-er? - I don't want to put 399 00:13:27,582 --> 00:13:28,816 my tongue in your mouth, if you don't like it. 400 00:13:28,844 --> 00:13:30,800 - Just kiss me! - Okay, all right, great. 401 00:13:30,831 --> 00:13:32,865 - That's what I'm gonna do. - All right. 402 00:13:33,923 --> 00:13:35,048 - Ready? - Yeah. 403 00:13:35,079 --> 00:13:37,752 One, two... I'm actually not gonna do a count. 404 00:13:37,786 --> 00:13:39,404 - Okay. - That's not my style when I kiss. 405 00:13:39,461 --> 00:13:40,661 - I don't count down before... - Okay. 406 00:13:40,688 --> 00:13:43,073 - I don't think so. - Okay. 407 00:13:43,601 --> 00:13:45,118 - Ready? - Yep. 408 00:13:46,228 --> 00:13:48,646 - I'm sorry. You can't do that. - What did I do? 409 00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:50,197 - Your face. - My face? 410 00:13:50,224 --> 00:13:51,892 Yeah, you can't do that with your face. 411 00:13:51,912 --> 00:13:53,475 Okay, I'll do something different with my face. 412 00:13:53,493 --> 00:13:55,138 Okay, all right, great. 413 00:13:56,363 --> 00:13:58,176 Wait-- you can't kiss with your teeth! 414 00:13:58,207 --> 00:13:59,740 Okay, I can't-- no, I can't do this. 415 00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:01,788 Well, you can't try to kiss me like a Joker and expect... 416 00:14:01,813 --> 00:14:03,776 Okay, you're... let me out of here! 417 00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:06,061 NICK:- Let me out! - Sometimes, I hear her name when the wind blows. 418 00:14:06,101 --> 00:14:07,051 NICK: Please! 419 00:14:07,086 --> 00:14:09,320 NICK:- Open the door! - (whooshing) Cece. 420 00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:12,214 You know, I left something behind in the desert that day: 421 00:14:12,254 --> 00:14:13,888 My faith and true love... 422 00:14:13,922 --> 00:14:16,234 and my future biracial child. 423 00:14:16,367 --> 00:14:18,134 You, you kind of lost me there. 424 00:14:18,152 --> 00:14:19,637 Not really doing it for me. 425 00:14:19,677 --> 00:14:21,345 It's more depressing than sad. 426 00:14:21,364 --> 00:14:22,596 - It's not depress... - It's depressing. 427 00:14:22,614 --> 00:14:24,083 - It's sort of depressing. - No, no, no, it's not depressing. 428 00:14:24,107 --> 00:14:27,056 I'm gonna tell you why it's not depressing. Because she is still in love with me. 429 00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:29,891 I'm over it completely. 430 00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:33,147 Having said that, it's so hard to move on. 431 00:14:33,196 --> 00:14:34,605 - Do-do you know what I mean? - Yes. 432 00:14:34,648 --> 00:14:36,428 - Can you help me move on, Holly? - You need help moving. 433 00:14:36,453 --> 00:14:38,066 - Can you heal my pain? - I can heal your pain. 434 00:14:38,084 --> 00:14:39,232 - Can you ple... - I can heal you. 435 00:14:39,255 --> 00:14:40,421 Yeah, you can heal my... 436 00:14:40,453 --> 00:14:41,978 Hey, Jess? Where's Jess? Jess, 437 00:14:42,013 --> 00:14:43,881 where are you? I came as fast as I can. 438 00:14:43,901 --> 00:14:46,208 NICK:- Cece, open the door! JESS:- Cece, don't worry! I'm just trapped 439 00:14:46,232 --> 00:14:47,739 - I need to kill Schmidt! - Until I kiss Nick! 440 00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:50,105 - What? - You're the... She's the Cece? 441 00:14:50,125 --> 00:14:53,164 - Right there, in the flesh. - You are obsessed! 442 00:14:53,501 --> 00:14:55,743 Cece, honey, you have to move on, okay? 443 00:14:55,768 --> 00:14:57,473 You can't love somebody forever. 444 00:14:57,510 --> 00:15:00,003 I'm sorry. You love that small shiny man? 445 00:15:00,034 --> 00:15:01,481 - No! - What do you mean, small, man? 446 00:15:01,512 --> 00:15:03,013 None of this is true. 447 00:15:03,138 --> 00:15:05,352 No, because I'm on a date. 448 00:15:05,417 --> 00:15:07,846 Should we make out to make him jealous or something? 449 00:15:08,193 --> 00:15:09,977 Are you lying to me? I really hate being lied to. 450 00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:11,550 I would never lie to you. I haven't lied to you 451 00:15:11,588 --> 00:15:14,611 this whole time we've been in this loft-- that's a fact. 452 00:15:15,484 --> 00:15:17,059 - Cece, uh... - Hey. 453 00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:19,925 ...please tell me, in front of Holly, 454 00:15:19,988 --> 00:15:21,694 how much you still love me. 455 00:15:21,718 --> 00:15:23,162 I'm sorry. Is this why we came here? 456 00:15:23,180 --> 00:15:25,630 - Please, I don't really know what that accent is. - English. 457 00:15:25,661 --> 00:15:27,856 I speak English. That didn't sound like English. 458 00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:30,658 It will be my final request, 459 00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:31,897 I promise, 460 00:15:31,909 --> 00:15:35,230 so both of us can move on. 461 00:15:35,336 --> 00:15:38,792 - 'Cause I, you know, I'd really like to move on. - I get it. 462 00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:42,068 - I'd like to move on all night long with Holly. - Okay, I get it. 463 00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:47,896 I'm only gonna say this one more time. 464 00:15:47,945 --> 00:15:51,278 I always have and always will... 465 00:15:52,114 --> 00:15:54,026 love you. 466 00:15:56,018 --> 00:15:58,409 All right, all right, you know, this is the most elaborate way 467 00:15:58,446 --> 00:16:01,061 to get out of dating me that I've ever experienced, so... 468 00:16:01,104 --> 00:16:02,522 (mouthing) 469 00:16:04,683 --> 00:16:06,052 Winny, it's Nicky. 470 00:16:06,089 --> 00:16:07,158 Open the door, man! 471 00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:09,319 - I guess the game's over. - I thought we were working together. 472 00:16:09,358 --> 00:16:10,509 I was gonna start on your confidence 473 00:16:10,527 --> 00:16:12,059 and work my way up to your facial hair. 474 00:16:12,090 --> 00:16:13,702 What's your fiancé gonna say about that? 475 00:16:13,727 --> 00:16:16,906 Oh, this? I just wear it so guys don't hit on me in bars. 476 00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:18,639 - Okay. - I'm single. 477 00:16:18,817 --> 00:16:20,180 What are you gonna do about it, huh? 478 00:16:20,233 --> 00:16:22,473 - I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. - Okay, I'm waiting. 479 00:16:22,491 --> 00:16:24,668 - Um, so... - Still waiting. 480 00:16:24,686 --> 00:16:25,920 NICK: Don't say anything! 481 00:16:25,951 --> 00:16:27,192 JESS: She sounds weird! Just let us out! 482 00:16:27,212 --> 00:16:29,330 NICK:- Just open the door. - Yeah. 483 00:16:36,084 --> 00:16:38,386 C minus. You kiss like a damn bitch. 484 00:16:39,102 --> 00:16:41,043 - Oh, you're messing with me; Okay. - Little bit. 485 00:16:41,069 --> 00:16:43,204 (both sigh) 486 00:16:43,238 --> 00:16:45,357 Nick, I'm gonna admit it. 487 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:48,163 I might be your cooler. I chalk it up to bad timing. 488 00:16:48,194 --> 00:16:49,576 Well, thank you for admitting that. 489 00:16:49,587 --> 00:16:51,084 But to be fair, 490 00:16:51,115 --> 00:16:53,885 you are your own cooler 70% of the time. 491 00:16:53,907 --> 00:16:56,533 Some basic grooming, Nick, and you'd be smoking hot. 492 00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:59,366 - I'd be smoking hot? - You'd be smoking hot. 493 00:16:59,396 --> 00:17:00,614 You do want to kiss me, then. 494 00:17:00,639 --> 00:17:02,390 All bets are off if you take a shower. 495 00:17:02,424 --> 00:17:04,975 (laughs) That is very nice of you. 496 00:17:12,433 --> 00:17:13,395 (banging on door) 497 00:17:13,419 --> 00:17:15,897 Jess, are you okay? I got your message! 498 00:17:15,929 --> 00:17:16,862 What's happening? 499 00:17:16,888 --> 00:17:19,073 - Sam, I'm so sorry. Yeah... here, - I'll help you up. I'll help you up. 500 00:17:19,100 --> 00:17:20,948 - It was a false alarm. - All right. 501 00:17:21,132 --> 00:17:23,232 What are you doing back there? 502 00:17:23,314 --> 00:17:26,579 ALL: Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 503 00:17:27,702 --> 00:17:29,515 Okay, let's just do this already. 504 00:17:29,534 --> 00:17:31,184 - Just kiss me. - No, I'm not gonna kiss you. 505 00:17:31,209 --> 00:17:32,308 - Kiss me! - Jess, stop! 506 00:17:32,339 --> 00:17:33,896 God! Miller, just kiss me already! 507 00:17:33,914 --> 00:17:36,315 No, not like this! 508 00:17:37,683 --> 00:17:38,884 That, that... 509 00:17:38,903 --> 00:17:40,888 - What? What does that mean? - No, I didn't... 510 00:17:40,905 --> 00:17:43,301 Nothing. I just, I didn't mean it like that. 511 00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:45,548 I just, we can't like that because 512 00:17:45,599 --> 00:17:47,801 that's not... Do you know, like...? 513 00:17:48,041 --> 00:17:49,494 It's very, like, you don't... 514 00:17:49,525 --> 00:17:50,992 That's not what it... 515 00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:52,472 (muffled): Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 516 00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:54,507 Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 517 00:17:54,525 --> 00:17:56,360 (muffled): Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 518 00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:57,959 If you'll excuse me. 519 00:17:57,984 --> 00:17:59,930 Nick, what are you doing? 520 00:18:00,543 --> 00:18:01,660 What are you do...? 521 00:18:01,691 --> 00:18:03,142 - I'm fine. - Nick! 522 00:18:03,157 --> 00:18:06,376 I just have to move this, right here-- my back. Aah! 523 00:18:06,396 --> 00:18:08,424 Okay, this makes sense. 524 00:18:08,461 --> 00:18:09,595 What are you doing?! 525 00:18:09,623 --> 00:18:11,424 I just need a little air... (continues indistinctly) 526 00:18:11,452 --> 00:18:12,784 What are you doing?! 527 00:18:12,834 --> 00:18:15,841 This is what I needed. This is... Ah-ha-ha! 528 00:18:15,878 --> 00:18:17,505 Nick, you don't have to kiss me! 529 00:18:17,537 --> 00:18:19,271 GROUP: Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 530 00:18:19,296 --> 00:18:21,403 Help! Help me! 531 00:18:21,431 --> 00:18:22,363 (chanting fades) 532 00:18:22,388 --> 00:18:24,139 I made a very bad mistake! 533 00:18:24,177 --> 00:18:25,856 (everyone shouting) Nick, no! No! 534 00:18:25,881 --> 00:18:26,922 Help me open this window! Help! 535 00:18:26,941 --> 00:18:28,041 (all clamoring) Don't jump! 536 00:18:28,059 --> 00:18:29,893 Hold it right there! (yells) 537 00:18:32,730 --> 00:18:35,448 You scared me half to death out there. 538 00:18:35,632 --> 00:18:36,965 Are you not getting enough attention? 539 00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:39,190 I'm fine! I am fine! 540 00:18:39,209 --> 00:18:40,064 You wouldn't let me out. 541 00:18:40,095 --> 00:18:41,848 - I was partly joking! - Nick, we will talk 542 00:18:41,879 --> 00:18:42,886 about this in the morning. 543 00:18:42,905 --> 00:18:44,489 - Yes, we will. - But first... 544 00:18:44,908 --> 00:18:47,026 I'm gonna go do stuff with a girl. 545 00:18:47,077 --> 00:18:48,644 Yeah! 546 00:18:48,662 --> 00:18:50,151 - I'm sorry. - I'm glad you're okay. 547 00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:51,258 I'm fine. I'm just, I got... 548 00:18:51,281 --> 00:18:54,053 Hey, Nick, if you ever feel the urge to jump again, you call me. 549 00:18:54,272 --> 00:18:55,605 Thank you. 550 00:18:56,013 --> 00:18:58,723 I am genuinely afraid of her. 551 00:18:59,224 --> 00:19:00,616 I wish you didn't do that. 552 00:19:00,641 --> 00:19:02,375 Close the door. 553 00:19:02,752 --> 00:19:04,105 Thank you. 554 00:19:04,134 --> 00:19:05,723 (both chuckling, talking quietly) 555 00:19:05,810 --> 00:19:08,840 That was freakin' hilarious! 556 00:19:08,877 --> 00:19:12,063 I mean, Jess, he jumped out on a ledge instead of kissing you. 557 00:19:12,107 --> 00:19:13,972 - Can you believe that? - I'm an idiot. 558 00:19:14,010 --> 00:19:16,378 Well, he's missing out. 559 00:19:16,870 --> 00:19:18,404 - You want to go to bed? - Mm-hmm. 560 00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:19,425 Okay. 561 00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:22,754 (quiet laugh) 562 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,333 (scratching on door) 563 00:19:30,887 --> 00:19:32,354 (scratching) 564 00:19:34,608 --> 00:19:35,892 Nick! 565 00:19:35,952 --> 00:19:37,771 The scratching's back. 566 00:19:37,828 --> 00:19:39,245 All right, all right. 567 00:19:39,296 --> 00:19:40,505 Jess, I'll take care of it. 568 00:19:40,531 --> 00:19:41,548 Relax. 569 00:19:43,207 --> 00:19:44,451 NICK: There's nobody there. 570 00:19:44,501 --> 00:19:45,835 (gasps, dog barks) 571 00:19:45,869 --> 00:19:47,970 Admiral! Brian! 572 00:19:48,004 --> 00:19:49,735 Admiral Hornbeck! Brian, down! 573 00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:51,563 Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 574 00:19:51,575 --> 00:19:54,447 Sometimes he gets out... Is that my coat? 575 00:19:54,595 --> 00:19:55,452 What...? 576 00:19:55,478 --> 00:19:57,455 I thought my package was delivered here. 577 00:19:57,477 --> 00:19:59,011 - It's her coat. - I was knocking and knocking. 578 00:19:59,075 --> 00:20:00,490 Are you sleeping in it?! 579 00:20:00,517 --> 00:20:01,817 - I think he might have been. - Why?! 580 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:04,033 'Cause it's a fantastic coat. It gives me confidence. 581 00:20:04,053 --> 00:20:05,533 Man, that is a woman's coat. 582 00:20:05,551 --> 00:20:06,997 - What are you doing? - All right, well, this is not the... 583 00:20:07,028 --> 00:20:08,478 Give her the coat, Nick. 584 00:20:08,523 --> 00:20:09,851 I love this coat. 585 00:20:09,893 --> 00:20:12,227 So much weird crap happens in this apartment. 586 00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:13,837 He's really sorry. 587 00:20:16,311 --> 00:20:17,578 God! 588 00:20:17,667 --> 00:20:19,005 (both chuckle) 589 00:20:19,020 --> 00:20:21,592 Well, I guess the old Nick is back, huh? 590 00:20:21,671 --> 00:20:23,506 Yeah. I'm gonna miss Trench Coat Nick. 591 00:20:23,540 --> 00:20:24,507 (both laugh) 592 00:20:24,541 --> 00:20:26,660 - He was pretty great. - I might miss him. 593 00:20:26,676 --> 00:20:28,344 I liked him. 594 00:20:28,378 --> 00:20:29,745 He had guts. 595 00:20:29,788 --> 00:20:30,988 It was a woman's coat. 596 00:20:31,014 --> 00:20:32,381 (both laugh) 597 00:20:32,521 --> 00:20:34,456 - Good night, Nick. - Good night. 598 00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:55,638 I meant something like that. 599 00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:12,788 (grunts with effort) 600 00:21:12,831 --> 00:21:14,927 Oh, uh, hey, babe, 601 00:21:15,234 --> 00:21:17,300 do you mind if I, uh, put this somewhere else? 602 00:21:17,331 --> 00:21:19,432 It's kind of, it's kind of creeping me out 603 00:21:19,469 --> 00:21:21,572 when I'm trying to go to sleep. 604 00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:22,970 Yeah, that's fine. (clears throat) 605 00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:24,214 - Cool. - That's fine. 606 00:21:24,261 --> 00:21:25,327 (thudding) 607 00:21:27,210 --> 00:21:28,311 Whew. 608 00:21:34,236 --> 00:21:39,737 Sync & corrections by Alice www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by Norther