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Guess what! I got balloons.
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From a guy in a van.
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I love this neighborhood.
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I just love it.
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Oh, what does that...?
"Me so horny." Very good.
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"No credit, no problem!"
And "Happy 100th, Jane!"
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I don't think she made it,
but she lived a good life.
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NICK
Shut up!
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Who booby-trapped me?
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Stop! Shut up!
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It's my mom.
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Get off of me!
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- Yeah, Mom, hey.
- Nick's just mad
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'cause that punk-ass balloon
beat his ass.
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Hey, no huffing.
Come on, guys.
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Take these seriously, Winston.
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I didn't buy the balloons
to have you guys...
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If you do that one more
time, I'm gonna break your faces in.
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Uh, my dad died.
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Yeah, I guess he had
a heart attack.
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I got to go back to, uh, Chicago
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and, uh, go to the
funeral and everything.
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Well, are you guys
gonna say anything or...
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- That's terrible, Nick.
- Wow, we're so sorry.
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If there's
anything we can do, please.
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- Come here.
- Not Walt. - Just...
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- Give me a hug.
- Nick.
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We love you.
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Love you, Nick.
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Stay strong.
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d Who's that girl? d
d Who's that girl? d
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d Who's that girl? d
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2x20
Chicago
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So this is where
Nick Miller grew up.
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Well, except for the fall of '88
to spring of '89.
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That was our van year.
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I just
want you to know
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- I am here for you.
- Okay.
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I'm gonna be strong
for you, man.
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You know, I really
did love Walt.
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He was my dad, Winston.
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Yeah, but, I mean, he loved me
more than he loved you.
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- He told me that.
- Yeah, he told me that, too, actually.
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Sorry.
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You okay, Schmidt?
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I didn't want to make
this about me, but...
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the airline lost my bag.
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I wanted to look fantastic
for your father's funeral.
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Now I have nothing
but the schmatta on my back.
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All right. Let's do this.
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Uh, Jess,
we should warn you.
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Nick's family--
a little crazy.
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- It's called pop!
- Just call it soda.
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- It's soda, all right?
- It's not! It's not!
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- Hey, Uncle Nicky.
- Hey, man.
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- No, it's called soda.
- It's called pop!
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It's called soda.
It's called soda.
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- Why would you call it soda if it's pop?
- You call your dad pop!
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- Hey.
- It's Nick.
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- Hey. Nickels.
- My brother Nick's back, guys.
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- My condolences, all right?
- Hey, thanks for making it out.
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Sorry about that.
Your brother's being a douche.
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Yeah. I'm not being a douche!
I'm emotional!
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- Oh, God...
- You've been a douche all day.
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- I mean, why?
- I know. I know.
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You been... you been
crying a bunch, buddy?
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- No.
- He'll get your shoulder all wet, too.
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Hey, look, don't do
the hair-pull. It's so intimate.
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- You okay?
- I'm not okay!
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Jamie, here's what I need you
to do: Grab a bunch of kids
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and teach them how
to build a snowman outside.
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I can't do that!
I already did it already!
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- He put the carrot in the crotch.
- Why'd you put the carrot in the crotch?
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- 'Cause they told me to!
- They're kids.
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Those kids are cool!
I wanted to hang out!
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Don't trust cops.
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Nicky!
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- Hey, Ma.
- Oh.
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Oh. I miss him, Nicky.
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- Yeah, I know, Ma.
- That bastard was a saint.
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A saint.
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- The bastard.
- I know. Come here. Hey.
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This is getting
very personal. May...
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Maybe none of us should go
to the funeral.
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The early buzz on this thing is
that it's gonna be a real drag.
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- So what still needs to get done?
- We need to, uh, get the groceries,
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- uh, plan the funeral, call the paper...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Did you say "plan the funeral"?
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That's why you're here, Nicky.
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You take care of everything.
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- I got the napkins!
- Oh, that's so hot.
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- Great, Jamie.
- Is Nick taking care of people?
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Yeah, with Pop-Pop coming
and going, Nick had to step up
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and be the man of the family.
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Pretty much takes care
of all of them.
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Don't laugh when they call him
responsible.
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They don't know
why that's hilarious.
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Um... Oh... Hi, Mrs. Miller.
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I'm so sorry for your loss.
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- If there's anything I can do to
help, I... - Who are you?
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- Oh, I'm sorry. I'm Jess.
- This is Jess, my new roommate.
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- Um, so nice to meet you.
- I've told you about her.
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Winnie and Fat Schmidt I know.
Hey, boys.
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I just wanted to say that
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I'm here and happy
to do anything.
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Is she a Spanish?
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Um... I'm from Portland, Oregon.
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Land of books.
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Trailblazers.
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Hmm.
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Are you guys, uh...
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- Jamie, I'm begging you to shut up.
- Your father always wanted
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to have a funeral just like Elvis had,
so that's what we're gonna give him.
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- A funeral like Elvis had?
- That means...
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12 white limos
and an Elvis impersonator...
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Dad's gonna get the funeral
you want him to have, okay?
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So tell me what needs
to get done, and I'll just do it.
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Oh, the eulogy.
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You...
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- you'll do the eulogy, right?
- Oh...
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I don't think I should do it.
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You just say a bunch
of nice stuff all in a row.
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- Do it, College. You got it.
- Nick, you have to.
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- You should do it.
- Come on, Nicky.
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- You're a good poem. Do one of your
good ones. - You should do it.
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Come on, man.
You got to.
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Yeah, okay. Sure. I'll, uh...
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That's my boy.
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He takes care of everything.
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- Hey.
- Hey, Jess.
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It's like a whole
secret life for you.
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You're not even looking
at the numbers.
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Aunt Ruthie used to call this
the Iron Jew.
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Wow.
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Are you having time
to process this?
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Yeah, I'm just trying to figure out the
level of Elvis impersonator we can afford.
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Uh-huh.
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And I think a white one's
out of reach.
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Is there anything
I could do to help?
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- The eulogy.
- Sorry?
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Oh, that would be really helpful 'cause
that's been getting in my way a little bit.
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I didn't really know
your dad except...
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the one hour that I
committed fraud with him.
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- That's all there is to know, really.
- I think that's, you know, one task
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I think maybe
is better if you...
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Look, I've got to figure out
an Elvis theme.
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You know, Elvis-themed flowers
and food and music all in a day.
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I just... You asked if there was
anything you could do, and there is.
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- Okay. I'll do it.
- Yay! Thank you.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, you are the best.
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- Hey, Nick.
- Yeah.
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For Elvis-themed music,
what about Elvis?
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I'm really...
I'm so slammed right now.
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I can't hear, like, new stuff.
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Looking good, man.
This was Walt's best suit.
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Look at all these buttons, Winston.
I look like a remote control.
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- It looks good.
- I can't mourn in this.
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- I don't even know how to use
these buttons. - Hey, look,
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we're not mourning, okay?
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This is a celebration, you know?
That's what funerals are about...
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Winston, I just can't go
to the funeral, okay?
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- I don't want to go!
- What the hell is the problem?
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Look, I really want
to support Nick. I do.
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I want to support his family.
I want to be there for him, but...
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I'm scared of death.
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Uh... wow. Uh...
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Schmidt, you know,
death is natural, you know?
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It's a natural part of life.
Everybody's scared of death.
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Death, Winston.
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Death. Death.
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And let me ask you something,
Winston:
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What's with this
open casket thing?
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All of a sudden, I-I got to walk in
and I got to see the carcass?
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That's crazy.
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What if... what
if his eyes open?
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What if his eyes open,
and then he comes
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and haunts all of us?
Why do... Why...
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Literally, why are
the buttons on here?
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Because they're not holding
anything together,
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yet I don't know which
buttons are buttoned.
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How do you get this thing off,
Winston?!
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I don't understand this
middle-class button system!
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Get it off of me!
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So I don't think I'm gonna go
to the funeral, man.
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I think I'm gonna hang back.
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So, um, I'm helping Nick
with the eulogy.
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I'll give you the goods
on Walt, Glasses Face.
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My pop had a table
at every diner in the city.
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He had silverware from
the finest hotels in the area.
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He had a gold chain
as thick as floss.
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But, like, thick floss.
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Wait, Walt's got that chain?
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Yeah, he got that chain.
That's his chain.
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- That was my dad's chain.
- No, it was Walt's signature piece.
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No, he got that from
the Seiko watch deal.
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No, he got it from
the dishwasher arrangement.
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- No, he didn't.
- Yes, he did.
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My dad took a dart
in the eye for that.
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I don't care what
your dad took a dart
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- in the eye for.
- Guys. Guys, guys, guys.
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- Can we refocus?
- I can't!
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- Because he's accusing my
father of thievery! - Hey!
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- Can we just talk about Walt?
- Yeah, so what's the deal
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with you and Nick?
Are you guys, uh...
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Could you...
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could you stop doing that
with your eyebrows?
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Please stop
doing... Stop.
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- They're doing it. They're doing it.
- Yeah.
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- No.
- Whoever denied it supplied it.
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Now, this would be the casket.
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And now I'm dead.
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- So approach me and don't be afraid.
- Just promise
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not to move, all right?
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- That's what I'm afraid of most.
- Are you k... are you kidding me?
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- Also, you can't breathe.
- Schmidt, I need to breathe, okay?
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Because I'm coaching you, and
also for regular life reasons.
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Now, just calm down,
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find a joyful memory and
let it lift you to the sky.
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You left us too soon,
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- you beautiful black butterfly.
- Start over.
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You know, when we first met,
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I thought that we
would be rivals.
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For Nick's attention,
for who wore Easter colors best.
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And then rivalry
became friendship.
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We've laughed, we've swum.
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You cut my toenails.
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Are you the brother
that I never had?
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No.
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- You're the brother that I've always had.
- That was beautiful.
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- What are you doing, man?! You moved!
- Whoa! What the hell?
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Of course I moved!
I'm not a real dead person!
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- You ghoul!
- Why do I do this for you?
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Forget it, man.
I'm never going to this thing.
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- You just made it worse.
- What's wrong with you?
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$2,000?
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What if it wasn't
six feet under?
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00:09:08,569 --> 00:09:11,455
- How much for three feet? - I've gone
through half a pack of ciggie gum here.
238
00:09:11,473 --> 00:09:14,041
- You want some of my weed?
- Where are we on the food?
239
00:09:14,060 --> 00:09:15,466
We-we got
to have Elvis food.
240
00:09:15,485 --> 00:09:17,697
- Ma, I'm making calls right now.
- It's got to be perfect.
241
00:09:17,709 --> 00:09:20,706
- It's gonna be perfect. You just got to let
me do it. - If the food isn't Elvis-themed,
242
00:09:20,729 --> 00:09:23,104
- does it matter that much?
- You got a problem with Elvis?
243
00:09:23,116 --> 00:09:24,850
- I don't... - No, she didn't say that.
I'm gonna have to call you back.
244
00:09:24,881 --> 00:09:27,494
- No, she didn't say that. She didn't say
that about Elvis. - I was just suggesting
245
00:09:27,513 --> 00:09:29,183
that maybe the Elvis theme
doesn't matter as much...
246
00:09:29,196 --> 00:09:30,477
You don't think Elvis
is important?
247
00:09:30,502 --> 00:09:32,793
- She knows Elvis is important, Ma!
- Elvis is everything!
248
00:09:32,817 --> 00:09:35,045
I know. He's the King.
He's the King.
249
00:09:35,069 --> 00:09:37,175
I'm sorry, Bonnie.
He's the King.
250
00:09:37,554 --> 00:09:39,489
- Jess.
- Nick...
251
00:09:39,682 --> 00:09:43,157
- I'm here to help, but I can't
write this eulogy. - Wait, what?
252
00:09:43,169 --> 00:09:45,668
- Do you want some of my weed?
- I asked you to do one thing.
253
00:09:45,674 --> 00:09:47,710
- I need you to write the eulogy.
- But I didn't know Walt.
254
00:09:47,735 --> 00:09:50,327
Nobody wants to hear what I have
to say about my dad.
255
00:09:50,344 --> 00:09:52,432
It doesn't matter what you say.
You just... you h...
256
00:09:52,452 --> 00:09:56,169
you have to say good-bye to him.
- I'm not asking you to do too much.
257
00:09:56,256 --> 00:09:58,838
Just write my father's eulogy.
258
00:09:59,337 --> 00:10:00,818
I can't handle this!
259
00:10:00,955 --> 00:10:02,401
- Nick.
- My dad's chain!
260
00:10:02,420 --> 00:10:03,683
- Nick.
- I want that chain!
261
00:10:03,721 --> 00:10:05,565
Hey, Nick! Nick!
He popped me right in my cherry!
262
00:10:05,590 --> 00:10:07,095
That's not what that means,
Jamie!
263
00:10:07,114 --> 00:10:09,004
- Then what does it mean?!
- Nick!
264
00:10:09,029 --> 00:10:11,053
Where are you going?
265
00:10:11,686 --> 00:10:13,822
I forgot my jacket.
It's really cold outside!
266
00:10:13,838 --> 00:10:15,171
Nick, wait!
267
00:10:15,851 --> 00:10:16,718
Ow!
268
00:10:27,244 --> 00:10:28,350
- Hey.
- Hey.
269
00:10:28,369 --> 00:10:29,738
When's the last time
you saw Nick?
270
00:10:29,775 --> 00:10:31,169
- Is he not here?
- What are you guys talking about?
271
00:10:31,188 --> 00:10:32,464
Schmidt, if you want to hear
what we're saying,
272
00:10:32,482 --> 00:10:33,914
come over here.
- Don't shout across the room.
273
00:10:33,938 --> 00:10:35,356
It's bad luck to see the body
before the funeral.
274
00:10:35,388 --> 00:10:37,106
No, that's, like,
a wedding thing, Schmidt.
275
00:10:37,118 --> 00:10:38,206
Shh.
276
00:10:38,234 --> 00:10:40,407
I think I said something to Nick.
I think this is my fault.
277
00:10:40,426 --> 00:10:42,752
Hey, everybody!
I brought Elvis!
278
00:10:42,789 --> 00:10:44,461
- Funeral saved.
- What?
279
00:10:44,510 --> 00:10:46,540
- Hey, happy funeral, Jess.
- What happened?
280
00:10:46,565 --> 00:10:48,463
What happened is I found
this guy at the bar
281
00:10:48,475 --> 00:10:49,785
and he fits into the costume,
282
00:10:49,810 --> 00:10:51,607
so for 20 bucks,
he's gonna be Elvis.
283
00:10:51,626 --> 00:10:53,812
I thought you wanted me
to kill Elvis for 20 bucks.
284
00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:56,442
Then why would I give
you the outfit, Brendan?
285
00:10:56,454 --> 00:10:58,022
The element of surprise?
286
00:10:58,047 --> 00:10:59,142
- Yeah.
- The mirror effect?
287
00:10:59,173 --> 00:11:00,796
- He's gonna be perfect.
- Mmm.
288
00:11:00,815 --> 00:11:02,911
- Whose birthday is it?
- No, it's my dad's funeral.
289
00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:04,009
I'm gonna go find cake.
290
00:11:04,014 --> 00:11:05,176
How much have you had to drink?
291
00:11:05,195 --> 00:11:07,079
One dozen beers.
And I wrote...
292
00:11:07,096 --> 00:11:08,789
I did what you asked me
to do, Jessica.
293
00:11:08,813 --> 00:11:10,787
- I wrote the, uh, gigleography.
- The what?
294
00:11:10,818 --> 00:11:13,050
- The gigleography.
- A "gigleography"?
295
00:11:13,075 --> 00:11:13,831
Urology.
296
00:11:13,867 --> 00:11:15,763
- Elegy?
- Eulogish.
297
00:11:15,794 --> 00:11:17,006
You wrote the eulogy.
298
00:11:17,194 --> 00:11:19,113
That's what I've been saying
the whole time-- it's right here.
299
00:11:19,138 --> 00:11:21,502
"Walt Miller. Am I right?"
300
00:11:21,539 --> 00:11:23,711
Am I right? Am I right?
301
00:11:23,742 --> 00:11:25,708
- That's terrible.
- Googaliogy!
302
00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:27,544
All right, here's
what we're gonna do.
303
00:11:27,575 --> 00:11:30,381
I'm gonna sober up Nick
and... and Elvis.
304
00:11:30,412 --> 00:11:32,181
You, go buy us some time.
305
00:11:32,216 --> 00:11:34,267
All right, Schmidt,
stop asking people
306
00:11:34,292 --> 00:11:36,403
- if they can smell the body.
That is rude. - I'll try.
307
00:11:36,421 --> 00:11:38,716
- It's inappropriate and it's offensive,
okay? - Okay, but I just...
308
00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:41,283
- All right? I got this. Shh. I got this.
- It's what I... it's what I'm thinking.
309
00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:43,453
- Just don't say anything, okay? Come on.
- Hi...
310
00:11:47,663 --> 00:11:50,113
Uh... the chain.
311
00:11:51,752 --> 00:11:53,279
Some... someone should stop...
312
00:11:53,304 --> 00:11:55,100
'Cause he's taking the chain.
313
00:11:57,864 --> 00:11:59,065
Hey, hey, quit it, man.
314
00:11:59,077 --> 00:12:00,414
- Don't do that.
- Hey, beat it, Cali.
315
00:12:00,432 --> 00:12:01,557
Long Island, son.
316
00:12:01,575 --> 00:12:03,097
- I don't care.
- Get off of it, man.
317
00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:04,551
- Just stop it. Stop it.
- You touching me? You touching me?
318
00:12:04,574 --> 00:12:05,744
- Yeah, I'm touching you.
- You don't touch me.
319
00:12:05,762 --> 00:12:07,535
- I don't want to go near that.
- You don't touch me!
320
00:12:07,565 --> 00:12:08,712
- Quit it.
- Do you want to go?
321
00:12:10,585 --> 00:12:12,051
Come on, do it.
Come on, come on.
322
00:12:12,076 --> 00:12:13,831
- Here we go.
- Get away from Walt's chain, man!
323
00:12:13,862 --> 00:12:16,126
I'm just saying...
I... n-no! N-n-n-n-no!
324
00:12:16,151 --> 00:12:18,123
Please, no, no, no, no! No!
325
00:12:18,157 --> 00:12:19,481
- Desecration!
- Shut up.
326
00:12:19,549 --> 00:12:20,689
Shut up.
327
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,112
There's no desecration.
328
00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:25,004
Don't interrupt me. That's my
dad's chain, and I'm taking it.
329
00:12:25,027 --> 00:12:26,757
- Shut your mouth.
- What's wrong with you?
330
00:12:26,790 --> 00:12:28,757
Bobby, shut up.
331
00:12:32,290 --> 00:12:34,314
Dude, he's dead.
What are you doing?
332
00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:36,930
- What are you doing?
- Ooh!
333
00:12:37,420 --> 00:12:38,762
- What are you doing?
- I'm not afraid.
334
00:12:38,780 --> 00:12:40,624
- Not afraid of what?
- I'm not afraid.
335
00:12:40,931 --> 00:12:42,532
I can do this.
336
00:12:43,063 --> 00:12:45,515
I can do this all day.
337
00:12:45,969 --> 00:12:48,162
- Come on, don't do that.
- All day, son.
338
00:12:48,181 --> 00:12:49,559
Come on, don't-don't
put your head in there.
339
00:12:49,583 --> 00:12:51,240
- Don't put your head in there, all right?
- All day.
340
00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:53,068
- Dude, that's my uncle.
- Come get your chain, Boston!
341
00:12:53,086 --> 00:12:54,333
What? All day!
342
00:12:54,401 --> 00:12:56,652
All day! All day!
343
00:12:56,830 --> 00:12:58,056
- All day!
- I don't need it.
344
00:12:58,069 --> 00:13:00,236
- I don't want it.
- What's up!
345
00:13:00,876 --> 00:13:03,102
I know you told me to
write it, but I couldn't.
346
00:13:03,126 --> 00:13:04,852
I didn't have anything to say.
347
00:13:05,039 --> 00:13:06,439
You're mad at me.
348
00:13:06,539 --> 00:13:08,240
You've got the mad face.
349
00:13:08,263 --> 00:13:10,264
I'm not mad at you, Nick.
350
00:13:10,857 --> 00:13:13,024
I'm not mad at you.
I have your back.
351
00:13:13,315 --> 00:13:16,197
No matter what, no matter
how stupid it gets, and...
352
00:13:16,939 --> 00:13:18,940
you and I both know
353
00:13:18,951 --> 00:13:21,014
it can get really,
really stupid.
354
00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:24,070
- I am the stupidest of all
the stupid boys. - No.
355
00:13:24,101 --> 00:13:27,678
I'm gonna be there,
and I'm gonna hold your hand,
356
00:13:28,036 --> 00:13:30,174
and I wanted
to tell you that last night,
357
00:13:30,198 --> 00:13:31,849
but you ran away.
358
00:13:33,166 --> 00:13:34,067
Yeah.
359
00:13:38,810 --> 00:13:40,348
I want to meet your mom.
360
00:13:40,406 --> 00:13:41,672
Oh, my God.
361
00:13:41,839 --> 00:13:43,192
Hey, Elvis!
362
00:13:43,236 --> 00:13:45,530
What are we going to do, Winnie?
363
00:13:45,740 --> 00:13:48,197
- Everyone's waiting.
- Mrs. Miller, how about I just
364
00:13:48,215 --> 00:13:49,563
go up there
and I say a few words?
365
00:13:49,581 --> 00:13:51,877
- Keep it light, keep it happy.
- Right.
366
00:13:52,076 --> 00:13:54,377
Don't mention the felony thing.
367
00:13:54,427 --> 00:13:55,729
Or Paraguay,
368
00:13:55,747 --> 00:13:58,142
or the storage space.
369
00:13:58,745 --> 00:14:00,013
Hey, y'all.
370
00:14:00,953 --> 00:14:02,315
Ah...
371
00:14:02,468 --> 00:14:04,043
Now, some of y'all know me.
372
00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:05,611
I am Winston.
373
00:14:06,314 --> 00:14:08,689
And I look at today
as a celebration.
374
00:14:08,906 --> 00:14:10,326
- So let's have a party.
- That's right.
375
00:14:10,351 --> 00:14:11,859
You know, because a party
376
00:14:11,883 --> 00:14:14,661
is what Walt would have...
377
00:14:23,641 --> 00:14:25,637
A party is... a party, uh...
378
00:14:29,483 --> 00:14:32,451
- Walt would have wanted us to have a party.
- Oh, dear.
379
00:14:35,273 --> 00:14:36,473
I can do this.
380
00:14:36,516 --> 00:14:38,684
I can do this, I can do this.
381
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:49,787
Oh, Walt!
382
00:14:51,912 --> 00:14:54,142
I can't do this no more, Walt!
383
00:14:57,831 --> 00:14:59,452
Hey. You done with this?
384
00:14:59,470 --> 00:15:00,746
Hey! What's going on?
385
00:15:02,148 --> 00:15:04,033
- This is Elvis?
- No...
386
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,748
This funeral's
going down the toilet.
387
00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:08,727
I promised Walter it'd be
beautiful and full of life.
388
00:15:08,819 --> 00:15:10,199
I promised.
389
00:15:10,311 --> 00:15:13,057
- I'm sending everyone home.
- Wait. Bonnie.
390
00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:15,027
Are you tapping me on
the shoulder, girlie?
391
00:15:15,058 --> 00:15:16,947
Let me make this totally clear.
392
00:15:17,052 --> 00:15:18,434
I don't want you here.
393
00:15:18,527 --> 00:15:19,722
I don't know you.
394
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,288
I don't know your people.
395
00:15:22,205 --> 00:15:23,726
You tap me twice?
396
00:15:23,808 --> 00:15:25,395
I... please wait for Nick.
397
00:15:25,413 --> 00:15:26,280
It's important.
398
00:15:26,304 --> 00:15:28,495
Then why is he not here?
399
00:15:28,539 --> 00:15:30,684
No eulogy? No Elvis?
400
00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:34,229
I'd rather not have a funeral if it's
not gonna honor my husband.
401
00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:39,370
And I'm out.
402
00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:43,776
I want to thank you for coming,
403
00:15:43,795 --> 00:15:47,531
but it's, uh, over now, so...
404
00:15:51,482 --> 00:15:52,753
Stop the funeral!
405
00:15:52,771 --> 00:15:54,741
Everybody sit down.
406
00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:59,087
This is the King.
407
00:15:59,119 --> 00:16:00,124
What the hell?
408
00:16:00,142 --> 00:16:01,869
I think you mean...
409
00:16:02,136 --> 00:16:04,137
"What the heaven?"
410
00:16:04,568 --> 00:16:05,460
Mama.
411
00:16:05,491 --> 00:16:06,837
It's Elvis.
412
00:16:07,041 --> 00:16:09,755
d As the snow flies d
413
00:16:09,891 --> 00:16:12,707
d On a cold and gray Chicago d
414
00:16:12,742 --> 00:16:13,963
What is this?
415
00:16:13,994 --> 00:16:15,779
d A poor little baby child d
416
00:16:15,816 --> 00:16:17,284
d Was born d
417
00:16:19,946 --> 00:16:22,417
d In the ghetto d
418
00:16:22,888 --> 00:16:25,857
d In the ghetto d
419
00:16:26,137 --> 00:16:28,238
d And his mama cried d
420
00:16:28,462 --> 00:16:31,088
d Cause if there's one thing
that she don't need d
421
00:16:31,101 --> 00:16:34,285
d It's another
hungry mouth to feed d
422
00:16:37,108 --> 00:16:40,177
d In the ghetto d
423
00:16:42,029 --> 00:16:44,434
d In the ghetto d
424
00:16:44,453 --> 00:16:46,218
You know, this is
every day in North Korea.
425
00:16:46,249 --> 00:16:48,510
d Down in Chi-town d
426
00:16:49,651 --> 00:16:52,587
d In the ghetto d
427
00:16:53,820 --> 00:16:55,639
d In the ghetto. d
428
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:56,748
I'm gonna hit her.
429
00:16:56,777 --> 00:16:58,355
Mom, please.
430
00:16:59,001 --> 00:17:00,589
Dad would've liked this.
431
00:17:00,745 --> 00:17:04,577
He would've faked a slip and fall
and sued the funeral home.
432
00:17:05,307 --> 00:17:07,307
But he would've liked this.
433
00:17:08,980 --> 00:17:10,303
Thank you, Jess.
434
00:17:10,334 --> 00:17:11,839
You're welcome, Mama.
435
00:17:11,924 --> 00:17:14,025
Oh...
436
00:17:24,876 --> 00:17:28,207
I used to always tell my dad that I
hated Elvis just to piss him off.
437
00:17:29,717 --> 00:17:31,486
And he would get really mad
438
00:17:31,758 --> 00:17:34,485
the way Walt
could get really mad.
439
00:17:34,752 --> 00:17:36,789
And, uh,
he would turn it up loud
440
00:17:36,813 --> 00:17:40,852
just to spite me and sing
all the Elvis songs.
441
00:17:45,300 --> 00:17:46,933
He was very good at gambling.
442
00:17:48,877 --> 00:17:50,240
He had a great mustache.
443
00:17:52,866 --> 00:17:53,848
- Hey, man.
- What?
444
00:17:53,879 --> 00:17:56,708
And he was so mean to cabbies
in such a cool way.
445
00:17:58,724 --> 00:18:00,767
And he never was scared.
446
00:18:02,526 --> 00:18:04,762
How did he do that?
447
00:18:08,197 --> 00:18:11,391
I don't know if Walt was...
448
00:18:12,204 --> 00:18:13,826
a good guy or a bad guy
449
00:18:13,845 --> 00:18:16,680
in the whole scheme
of things, you know.
450
00:18:19,276 --> 00:18:21,811
But he was my dad,
and I'm sure gonna miss him.
451
00:18:41,407 --> 00:18:43,354
You okay, Mama?
452
00:18:43,977 --> 00:18:46,182
Yeah, I'm gonna be okay, Mama.
453
00:18:48,072 --> 00:18:49,567
d 'Cause if there's one thing d
454
00:18:49,585 --> 00:18:51,469
d That she don't need d
455
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:55,651
d It's another hungry
mouth to feed d
456
00:18:56,017 --> 00:18:58,786
d In the ghetto d
457
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:04,588
d In the ghetto d
458
00:19:07,740 --> 00:19:10,541
d In the ghetto d
459
00:19:10,946 --> 00:19:14,083
d In the ghetto d
460
00:19:14,290 --> 00:19:16,339
d In the ghetto d
461
00:19:16,358 --> 00:19:18,080
d In the ghetto d
462
00:19:18,123 --> 00:19:19,805
dIn the ghetto d
463
00:19:19,842 --> 00:19:21,413
d In the ghetto d
464
00:19:21,444 --> 00:19:23,289
d In the ghetto d
465
00:19:23,556 --> 00:19:25,533
I really feel transported
to the ghetto.
466
00:19:25,569 --> 00:19:28,404
d In the ghetto,
in the ghetto... d
467
00:19:30,728 --> 00:19:33,641
You owe me a gold chain, or at
least the price of a gold chain.
468
00:19:33,705 --> 00:19:36,706
Or maybe just a giant lobster.
It's all about the gesture,
469
00:19:36,737 --> 00:19:38,034
and I will get my gesture.
470
00:19:38,058 --> 00:19:41,219
My face touched the mustache
of a carcass today, Bobby.
471
00:19:41,250 --> 00:19:42,200
I'm not afraid of you.
472
00:19:42,225 --> 00:19:44,298
I got some advice for you:
Stay out of Boston.
473
00:19:44,323 --> 00:19:46,945
- What, you gonna keep me out of
the whole city? - I work TSA at Logan.
474
00:19:46,967 --> 00:19:48,809
I'll put a gun in your luggage.
475
00:19:48,965 --> 00:19:50,722
Why do you got to bring
weapons into it, Bobby?
476
00:19:50,740 --> 00:19:53,350
Hey, wh-where do you think
you're going with that hat?
477
00:19:53,383 --> 00:19:55,565
Bonnie, I just really wanted
something to remember him by.
478
00:19:55,590 --> 00:19:57,290
Uh-huh. Empty your pockets.
479
00:19:57,308 --> 00:19:59,219
Okay, look, all I got is...
480
00:19:59,482 --> 00:20:00,669
this fishing wire
481
00:20:00,688 --> 00:20:03,087
and a Wrigley ticket stub
with a button,
482
00:20:03,137 --> 00:20:04,346
and then there's the...
483
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,169
there's the leg
to his favorite chair,
484
00:20:06,197 --> 00:20:07,582
and there's the...
485
00:20:07,601 --> 00:20:09,068
Come.
486
00:20:09,824 --> 00:20:11,658
You keep it all.
487
00:20:16,852 --> 00:20:17,921
Hey, Bonnie.
488
00:20:17,943 --> 00:20:18,843
- Oh, sorry.
- Mm-hmm.
489
00:20:18,869 --> 00:20:20,054
I almost tapped you.
490
00:20:20,074 --> 00:20:22,283
You scare me.
491
00:20:22,598 --> 00:20:25,167
Pretty fun weekend
all in, though, right?
492
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:27,576
I packed you a snack
for the trip.
493
00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:30,110
Oh.
494
00:20:30,466 --> 00:20:31,763
Cheese puffs.
495
00:20:31,787 --> 00:20:32,843
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
496
00:20:32,861 --> 00:20:34,268
- Come here.
- Oh...
497
00:20:34,286 --> 00:20:35,724
Ooh.
498
00:20:36,244 --> 00:20:38,079
- Oh, hey, Nick?
- Yeah?
499
00:20:38,097 --> 00:20:40,293
How far away you are
from getting married?
500
00:20:40,339 --> 00:20:41,254
I don't know.
501
00:20:41,279 --> 00:20:42,565
'Cause, uh, you know,
502
00:20:42,583 --> 00:20:45,526
DeAnn and I were thinking
about getting married, so...
503
00:20:45,859 --> 00:20:49,373
Jamie, you know, brothers don't
have to get married in order.
504
00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:52,898
DeAnn, we're doing this!
505
00:20:55,456 --> 00:20:57,403
Hey, I couldn't find
the, uh, cat.
506
00:20:57,415 --> 00:21:00,191
I looked all over, but I just decided
to clean out the litter box.
507
00:21:00,807 --> 00:21:03,593
I... owe you an apology.
508
00:21:03,611 --> 00:21:05,081
What are you talking about?
509
00:21:05,163 --> 00:21:07,198
We all depended on you so much,
510
00:21:07,216 --> 00:21:08,648
and you were just a kid.
511
00:21:08,672 --> 00:21:10,235
- Don't do this, Ma.
- I'm just saying.
512
00:21:10,260 --> 00:21:12,075
You're going through enough.
513
00:21:12,987 --> 00:21:15,902
I'm glad you have someone
who takes care of you.
514
00:21:20,763 --> 00:21:22,607
I love you, Ma.
515
00:21:27,348 --> 00:21:28,711
Visit more.
516
00:21:29,123 --> 00:21:31,262
So I don't have to talk
to your brother all the time.
517
00:21:31,287 --> 00:21:32,642
She said yes!
518
00:21:35,998 --> 00:21:37,631
d Ooh, hoo, hoo d
519
00:21:37,643 --> 00:21:40,366
d I feel my temperature rising d
520
00:21:41,630 --> 00:21:43,373
d Burning, burning d
521
00:21:43,410 --> 00:21:45,814
d Must be 109 d
522
00:21:48,309 --> 00:21:49,510
d Cause your d
523
00:21:49,528 --> 00:21:52,218
d Kisses light my fire d
524
00:21:52,388 --> 00:21:55,390
d And the sweet sound
of the choir d
525
00:21:55,537 --> 00:21:58,010
d And you light my morning sky d
526
00:21:58,028 --> 00:21:59,674
d Of burning love d
527
00:21:59,699 --> 00:22:02,691
d Ooh, I'm just a hunk,
a hunk of burning love d
528
00:22:02,715 --> 00:22:04,513
d Ooh, I'm just a hunk, a hunk d
529
00:22:04,538 --> 00:22:06,726
d Of burning love, ooh. d
530
00:22:06,756 --> 00:22:08,836
Pallbearers, please come down.
531
00:22:11,785 --> 00:22:16,785
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