1 00:00:01,293 --> 00:00:02,940 Previously on New Girl... 2 00:00:03,209 --> 00:00:04,522 We're at a wedding together. 3 00:00:04,559 --> 00:00:06,093 Guys, guys, shut and listen to me... 4 00:00:06,105 --> 00:00:07,514 it's Cece. She doesn't want to get married. 5 00:00:07,533 --> 00:00:09,934 I'm sorry, everyone, but I can't do this. 6 00:00:10,067 --> 00:00:12,002 What I want is to be with someone else. 7 00:00:12,027 --> 00:00:14,184 Are you in love with her or are you in love with me? 8 00:00:14,197 --> 00:00:15,571 You have to decide. 9 00:00:17,147 --> 00:00:19,683 We tried. We had one night. 10 00:00:19,764 --> 00:00:21,949 - Okay, what happened with Jess? - We called it. 11 00:00:21,979 --> 00:00:24,445 Yeah, when things get messy you just run away. 12 00:00:24,476 --> 00:00:26,742 I know you think we should call it. 13 00:00:27,107 --> 00:00:30,142 But I don't want to give up on this. 14 00:00:46,893 --> 00:00:48,864 You know what? I gotta say, Jess, 15 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:50,339 I really like you. 16 00:00:50,369 --> 00:00:52,449 - I really, really like you. - I really like you. 17 00:00:52,464 --> 00:00:53,845 I can't believe this is happening. 18 00:00:53,872 --> 00:00:56,803 - It's crazy, but it's happening. - It's crazy. 19 00:00:56,843 --> 00:00:57,891 I like you so much. 20 00:00:57,927 --> 00:00:59,419 - Yeah, I like you so much. - Like... 21 00:00:59,450 --> 00:01:01,284 - Yeah. - I'm just... 22 00:01:01,500 --> 00:01:04,349 - What? - I'm in. You know? I'm... 23 00:01:04,773 --> 00:01:07,867 - I'm just all in. - I'm all in. I'm, like, weirdly all in. 24 00:01:07,890 --> 00:01:09,157 - Hey, Nick... - What? 25 00:01:09,185 --> 00:01:10,564 Pull over. 26 00:01:12,685 --> 00:01:14,514 Well, that was fun. 27 00:01:15,292 --> 00:01:18,733 We finally broke in the Volvo. Oh, my. 28 00:01:23,915 --> 00:01:25,830 What's next? What do we do now? 29 00:01:25,887 --> 00:01:28,822 I'm really fighting the urge to buy you a lobster dinner. 30 00:01:31,533 --> 00:01:33,667 Do we just go home? 31 00:01:42,816 --> 00:01:45,016 - You know, I mean, just how is it actually gonna work? - Yeah. 32 00:01:45,035 --> 00:01:48,149 We've only been dating for 30 minutes and we're already living together. 33 00:01:48,187 --> 00:01:51,362 What if you get tired of me, and you have nowhere to go because we're roommates, 34 00:01:51,394 --> 00:01:54,513 - and so you have to sleep in your car... - Hey. Stop. That's not gonna happen. 35 00:01:54,530 --> 00:01:57,428 I've wanted this for so long. I don't want anything to go wrong. 36 00:01:58,742 --> 00:02:01,263 Oh, it's Schmidt. He's freaking out about Cece. 37 00:02:01,284 --> 00:02:03,154 He doesn't need to reach you all the time. 38 00:02:03,168 --> 00:02:04,769 You know what? You're right. I'm gonna ignore it for now. 39 00:02:04,809 --> 00:02:06,759 It's all about us right now. 40 00:02:06,939 --> 00:02:07,851 Hmm. 41 00:02:08,544 --> 00:02:11,046 It's Schmidt. He wants to know where you are. 42 00:02:11,071 --> 00:02:12,596 He texted you to ask where I am? 43 00:02:12,624 --> 00:02:14,140 That's... ugh. 44 00:02:14,371 --> 00:02:16,227 He just texted I'm a bad friend. 45 00:02:16,290 --> 00:02:18,815 - You know what that is? - Either male genitalia, 46 00:02:18,835 --> 00:02:20,578 or a really big thumbs down. 47 00:02:20,609 --> 00:02:22,936 - Why would he send me male genitalia? - Why can't he talk to Winston? 48 00:02:22,968 --> 00:02:24,969 Well, without me, they get so weird and they fight all the time. 49 00:02:24,986 --> 00:02:26,328 This is what I'm talk... 50 00:02:26,375 --> 00:02:28,596 How many times a day does Schmidt text you? 51 00:02:28,614 --> 00:02:30,090 I don't know, I'll just say 40. 52 00:02:30,242 --> 00:02:31,580 How... 53 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:33,464 See, this is what I'm talking about. 54 00:02:33,490 --> 00:02:35,819 I feel like we need time alone... 55 00:02:35,910 --> 00:02:37,691 so we can figure out what this is. 56 00:02:37,715 --> 00:02:41,716 Yes. This is what I want. I want to be with you alone, without anybody else. 57 00:02:41,743 --> 00:02:44,156 - Just you and... - Where have you been? 58 00:02:44,179 --> 00:02:46,997 I'm having a major life crisis, and you guys are, what? Just driving around, 59 00:02:47,018 --> 00:02:49,187 French-kissing each other like a couple Dutch hookers? 60 00:02:49,230 --> 00:02:51,524 What is that, Nick? Is that a hickey? Disgusting! 61 00:02:51,557 --> 00:02:54,373 Hey, you guys. Um, I've been doing a lot of thinking. 62 00:02:54,399 --> 00:02:56,367 Now, I know everyone's going through a lot, 63 00:02:56,392 --> 00:02:59,027 but I think it is time for me to start a puzzle. 64 00:02:59,052 --> 00:03:00,742 - No, it isn't. - What is going on with you two? 65 00:03:00,777 --> 00:03:03,047 Are you, like, a couple now? Have you thought any of this through? 66 00:03:03,084 --> 00:03:06,025 Nick, please help me, okay? Stop being so selfish and just help me. 67 00:03:06,043 --> 00:03:07,192 Okay, you know what? 68 00:03:07,217 --> 00:03:08,855 Give me one minute, I'll be right inside. 69 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:11,075 - We'll be right in. - Yeah, we just got to figure something out. 70 00:03:11,090 --> 00:03:12,634 All right! Thanks, man. 71 00:03:12,653 --> 00:03:14,395 - The gang's back. - We'll be right in. 72 00:03:14,425 --> 00:03:16,219 Yeah, good-bye, guys. We love you guys. 73 00:03:16,256 --> 00:03:17,306 - Run! - Run! 74 00:03:17,721 --> 00:03:19,178 ♪ Who's that girl? ♪ 75 00:03:19,210 --> 00:03:21,335 ♪ Who's that girl? ♪ ♪ It's Jess ♪ 76 00:03:21,355 --> 00:03:23,355 3.01 - All In Sync and corrected by Elderfel www.addic7ed.com 77 00:03:23,380 --> 00:03:25,866 Sync and corrected by Elderfel www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 78 00:03:26,433 --> 00:03:30,370 Well, Winston, after 25 unanswered text messages to Nick and Jess this morning, 79 00:03:30,390 --> 00:03:32,338 I finally received a response. 80 00:03:32,607 --> 00:03:33,607 A smiley face. 81 00:03:33,642 --> 00:03:35,780 This leaves us with one choice... 82 00:03:36,186 --> 00:03:38,386 - To become best friends. - Huh? Yeah, fine. 83 00:03:38,396 --> 00:03:39,955 For r...? Okay, great. 84 00:03:39,977 --> 00:03:43,318 Now, as my best friend, I expect you to be willing to sacrifice everything for me 85 00:03:43,340 --> 00:03:46,334 at a moment's notice, including, of course, unfortunately for you, your dignity. 86 00:03:46,355 --> 00:03:48,443 - Yeah, fine. - Winston, what can I do for you? 87 00:03:48,452 --> 00:03:52,272 Don't talk to me that much, never lie to me, and never, ever touch my puzzle. 88 00:03:52,300 --> 00:03:55,864 Winston, do we... do we think now is really the right time to be starting a puzzle? 89 00:03:55,872 --> 00:03:57,009 I'm great at puzzles. 90 00:03:57,037 --> 00:04:00,231 You're a born puzzler, Winston, sure, um, but... 91 00:04:00,783 --> 00:04:03,966 don't you agree that sometimes, when you start puzzles, you get a little bit weird? 92 00:04:03,986 --> 00:04:06,040 And, I don't know, intense? 93 00:04:06,998 --> 00:04:08,608 Spend a lot of time humming. 94 00:04:09,186 --> 00:04:12,680 - Also spend a lot of time naked. - ♪ I'm gonna do you, puzzle! ♪ 95 00:04:12,702 --> 00:04:13,708 Right on the table. 96 00:04:13,726 --> 00:04:16,226 As nasty as you want to be. Hey, Schmidt, what do you think it's gonna look like? 97 00:04:16,247 --> 00:04:17,459 What do I think it's going to look like...? 98 00:04:17,491 --> 00:04:19,441 - Yeah, the puzzle. - Winston, it's on the box. 99 00:04:19,530 --> 00:04:21,480 The... the picture's on the box. 100 00:04:21,523 --> 00:04:25,068 - It's a Japanese garden! - Schmidt, calm down. What is your problem? 101 00:04:26,828 --> 00:04:28,378 Two women are in love with me. 102 00:04:28,450 --> 00:04:30,141 The problem is, is I'm in love with both of them. 103 00:04:30,153 --> 00:04:31,672 Okay, looks like you're gonna have to choose. 104 00:04:31,695 --> 00:04:33,870 Cece and I, we have this connection. 105 00:04:34,016 --> 00:04:36,292 You know, it's physical... it's unhealthy. 106 00:04:36,299 --> 00:04:39,663 Look, I don't want to get too graphic with you, but I'm not just the plug with her. 107 00:04:39,731 --> 00:04:41,296 I'm also a socket. 108 00:04:41,346 --> 00:04:43,246 God... okay, fine. 109 00:04:43,271 --> 00:04:44,909 - Schmidt, choose Cece. - Yeah, but... 110 00:04:44,946 --> 00:04:47,340 - I was dating Elizabeth first, so... - Mm-hmm. 111 00:04:47,587 --> 00:04:49,794 Wait a minute... Winston... I was dating Elizabeth first. 112 00:04:49,848 --> 00:04:51,523 - You want to know what I think? - No, I don't. Done. 113 00:04:51,563 --> 00:04:53,148 Decided. Ha! 114 00:04:53,221 --> 00:04:54,252 Cece, out. 115 00:04:54,273 --> 00:04:55,398 I was dating Elizabeth first. 116 00:04:55,436 --> 00:04:57,101 - My man! Way to talk that out. - Yeah. 117 00:04:57,114 --> 00:04:58,751 - Best friends. - Best friends. 118 00:04:58,789 --> 00:05:01,743 - This is gonna work out, man. - Yeah, it's gonna work out, man. 119 00:05:05,631 --> 00:05:07,375 ♪ Puzzling ♪ 120 00:05:07,505 --> 00:05:10,607 ♪ Winston is about to do some puzzling ♪ 121 00:05:10,659 --> 00:05:13,928 ♪ About to get into some puzzle troubling ♪ 122 00:05:15,062 --> 00:05:16,754 So, in conclusion, 123 00:05:16,809 --> 00:05:19,081 it's a... you know, it's a very difficult decision 124 00:05:19,118 --> 00:05:21,886 that I've had to... that, you know, that you guys have put me in, 125 00:05:22,006 --> 00:05:23,620 here, but I just... I'm gonna be candid. 126 00:05:23,637 --> 00:05:26,897 I've been up for 24 hours. I have to return all of these gifts. 127 00:05:27,045 --> 00:05:28,512 So just say it. 128 00:05:28,687 --> 00:05:30,393 You don't want to be with me. 129 00:05:34,733 --> 00:05:35,746 Wh... 130 00:05:35,777 --> 00:05:37,215 huh? 131 00:05:39,184 --> 00:05:40,370 Look... look at that. 132 00:05:40,391 --> 00:05:43,427 I just looked down and I thought, "This girl must be wearing sneakers 133 00:05:43,444 --> 00:05:46,246 "with shoelaces, and th-those shoelaces must be tied together, 134 00:05:46,262 --> 00:05:49,642 because this girl is straight trippin', yo." 135 00:05:49,667 --> 00:05:52,102 - What? - Of course I want to be with you. 136 00:05:57,367 --> 00:05:59,452 But I feel so terrible for Elizabeth. 137 00:05:59,519 --> 00:06:01,054 How did she take it? 138 00:06:03,144 --> 00:06:04,811 Sh... She took it. 139 00:06:06,086 --> 00:06:08,621 In the marketplace of ideas, where... 140 00:06:09,013 --> 00:06:12,607 culture is king, and data moves faster than people, 141 00:06:12,634 --> 00:06:14,976 where scalable opportunities come from turnkey solutions... 142 00:06:15,001 --> 00:06:17,572 What are you trying to say, Schmidt? Is it over? 143 00:06:18,925 --> 00:06:20,926 No... no. 144 00:06:21,166 --> 00:06:22,966 As if. 145 00:06:22,996 --> 00:06:24,718 Of course I picked you. It wasn't even close. 146 00:06:24,736 --> 00:06:27,087 Come here, you crazy white girl. 147 00:06:30,498 --> 00:06:31,907 There it is. 148 00:06:32,006 --> 00:06:35,084 - Poor Cece. - Uh, yeah, okay. 149 00:06:36,330 --> 00:06:37,583 Oh... 150 00:06:39,573 --> 00:06:40,817 I fell asleep. 151 00:06:41,209 --> 00:06:42,936 How long have you been driving? 152 00:06:45,668 --> 00:06:48,637 Those cops look like they're about 15 and they have huge guns. 153 00:06:50,002 --> 00:06:51,881 Jess, are we in Mexico? 154 00:06:53,211 --> 00:06:54,103 All in! 155 00:06:54,136 --> 00:06:55,762 We're in Mexico! 156 00:06:55,779 --> 00:06:58,927 Oh, my God, pull over! That piñata's shaped like a monkey! 157 00:07:01,803 --> 00:07:02,628 You know what? 158 00:07:02,654 --> 00:07:04,400 It's gonna be weird going back to having sex 159 00:07:04,432 --> 00:07:07,604 without a bunch of feral dogs watching. 160 00:07:08,027 --> 00:07:10,716 Why am I not hungry? I should be hungry. 161 00:07:10,747 --> 00:07:14,253 Remember when we lived in that loft, and, like, we had all those problems? 162 00:07:14,282 --> 00:07:15,482 Yeah. 163 00:07:21,005 --> 00:07:22,593 All in! 164 00:07:24,154 --> 00:07:25,483 Voice mail? 165 00:07:25,519 --> 00:07:26,502 Again? 166 00:07:26,533 --> 00:07:28,791 Where have you been? It's been four days, man. 167 00:07:28,857 --> 00:07:31,199 Have you really been doing it with Jess this whole time? 168 00:07:31,225 --> 00:07:32,567 That's disgusting. 169 00:07:33,868 --> 00:07:36,668 Nick, I did something really wrong, and, uh... 170 00:07:37,388 --> 00:07:40,337 I just... I need to talk to you. I need to talk to my friend. 171 00:07:40,409 --> 00:07:41,676 Come home. 172 00:07:45,325 --> 00:07:46,993 Yeah, I should try him again. 173 00:07:47,370 --> 00:07:49,731 Dial best friend... one. 174 00:07:52,695 --> 00:07:55,184 - Let's stay here. - We're totally out of money. 175 00:07:55,199 --> 00:07:56,849 - We got this great setup. - No, this is not 176 00:07:56,862 --> 00:07:58,706 - gonna last long. - It's not gonna last long. It isn't. 177 00:07:58,724 --> 00:08:01,337 This is a badly built shelter. 178 00:08:02,249 --> 00:08:03,774 We'll go right there. 179 00:08:03,849 --> 00:08:05,799 How hard could that place be to sneak into? 180 00:08:05,858 --> 00:08:06,791 You all in? 181 00:08:07,126 --> 00:08:08,615 Nick, this has been fun, but... 182 00:08:08,641 --> 00:08:12,071 Okay, look, everything that's bad is waiting for us back in the loft. 183 00:08:12,095 --> 00:08:13,002 But here? 184 00:08:13,027 --> 00:08:14,718 I'm Paradise Nick. 185 00:08:14,781 --> 00:08:17,342 And Paradise Nick is mega-chill. 186 00:08:17,361 --> 00:08:19,545 And you're Paradise Jess, right? 187 00:08:19,588 --> 00:08:21,549 We can make food and just... 188 00:08:25,968 --> 00:08:27,719 - All in. - All in. 189 00:08:30,434 --> 00:08:33,518 It don't work like that. If you... uh... 190 00:08:34,905 --> 00:08:37,682 - Hey, man, how'd she take it? - Devastated. I'm sure glad that's settled. 191 00:08:37,710 --> 00:08:39,702 - Hey, man, I'm gonna go shower. - I'm proud of you. 192 00:08:39,737 --> 00:08:41,547 I know it must have been tough. 193 00:08:42,060 --> 00:08:44,578 Hey, Schmidt, who do you call if puzzle pieces are broken? 194 00:08:44,710 --> 00:08:46,857 Oh. Hey, Winston. Is, uh, is Schmidt home? 195 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:48,214 Cece. 196 00:08:48,660 --> 00:08:50,728 Oh, my goodness. Hi. 197 00:08:51,393 --> 00:08:52,757 Do you need a hug? 198 00:08:53,175 --> 00:08:54,081 All right. 199 00:09:01,143 --> 00:09:03,567 Is Schmidt even here, Winston? 200 00:09:04,475 --> 00:09:06,984 Yeah. Yeah, he's in the shower. Um... 201 00:09:07,136 --> 00:09:08,617 Cece, I just want to say, 202 00:09:08,695 --> 00:09:11,487 on my end, that I am so, so sorry. 203 00:09:11,589 --> 00:09:13,961 - Sorry about what? - You know, uh... Elizabeth. 204 00:09:14,025 --> 00:09:17,067 - Well, what about Elizabeth? - He made love to her. 205 00:09:18,426 --> 00:09:21,363 Winston made love to Elizabeth. 206 00:09:24,671 --> 00:09:27,855 After I chose you, Winston was all too quick, 207 00:09:27,869 --> 00:09:32,133 in Elizabeth's vulnerable state, to rush in there and just get his jollies off. 208 00:09:32,162 --> 00:09:35,597 His sweaty, disgusting jollies. 209 00:09:35,629 --> 00:09:36,678 Seriously? 210 00:09:36,702 --> 00:09:38,955 I mean, she must have just been so upset and hurt... 211 00:09:38,964 --> 00:09:40,815 I didn't even know you were interested in her. 212 00:09:40,840 --> 00:09:43,509 Tell her what you did, Winston, and give her the short version, 213 00:09:43,533 --> 00:09:45,692 which you did not give to Elizabeth. 214 00:09:45,745 --> 00:09:46,606 Wha...? 215 00:09:46,627 --> 00:09:48,752 What I did... um... 216 00:09:49,167 --> 00:09:52,344 Okay, well, I drove over there... 217 00:09:53,719 --> 00:09:55,179 to seduce her. 218 00:09:56,243 --> 00:09:58,306 And I seduced her... 219 00:09:58,847 --> 00:10:00,848 two and a half times. 220 00:10:02,289 --> 00:10:05,157 Puzzle me this, then, Winston... 221 00:10:05,524 --> 00:10:06,687 How do you live with yourself? 222 00:10:06,712 --> 00:10:11,348 I have a bit of a hard time believing that Winston would do this. 223 00:10:11,365 --> 00:10:13,621 Well, then, you obviously don't know Winston, 224 00:10:13,646 --> 00:10:16,073 'cause he's a sick, disgusting human being. 225 00:10:16,096 --> 00:10:19,711 Just this morning he asked me for a pair of your underpants. 226 00:10:20,074 --> 00:10:21,230 - Winston? - Hmm? 227 00:10:21,255 --> 00:10:22,640 Is that true? 228 00:10:27,236 --> 00:10:28,470 Yes. 229 00:10:29,475 --> 00:10:33,475 I needed your underwear to... 230 00:10:33,549 --> 00:10:36,567 sew into my underwear. 231 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:38,935 Oh... my... 232 00:10:38,968 --> 00:10:39,860 God. 233 00:10:39,886 --> 00:10:42,149 That is disgusting! You are a pervert! 234 00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:44,206 Oh, I'm so sorry, Cece. Just wait in the car. 235 00:10:44,230 --> 00:10:48,076 You don't have to deal with this disgusting trash person, garbage child! 236 00:10:52,780 --> 00:10:54,105 You're upset. 237 00:10:54,262 --> 00:10:55,162 As you should be. 238 00:10:55,178 --> 00:10:57,978 - Oh, but that was great, man. - How long as this been going on, man? 239 00:10:57,999 --> 00:11:00,227 - Four days. - Four days, and you didn't tell me? 240 00:11:00,265 --> 00:11:02,429 Come on, Schmidt! I said, "Don't lie to me." 241 00:11:02,447 --> 00:11:04,273 I'm sorry. All right? 242 00:11:04,291 --> 00:11:06,049 I love both of these women and I couldn't decide. 243 00:11:06,061 --> 00:11:07,361 I needed to buy some more time. 244 00:11:07,390 --> 00:11:08,832 Cece thinks I'm wearing her panties right now! 245 00:11:08,844 --> 00:11:11,083 Well, that's on you, man! You freaked out super hard! 246 00:11:11,133 --> 00:11:13,303 You-you kidding me? That's so weird. 247 00:11:13,328 --> 00:11:15,450 Sewing people's panties into underpants. 248 00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:17,222 Look, we're not best friends, Schmidt. 249 00:11:17,285 --> 00:11:19,807 As a matter of fact, we're not friends at all... 250 00:11:20,224 --> 00:11:21,667 until you fix this. 251 00:11:21,721 --> 00:11:23,246 Okay, all right, look. 252 00:11:23,330 --> 00:11:24,930 Winston, I'm sorry, man. 253 00:11:25,169 --> 00:11:27,975 W-Winston, you've been working on this puzzle for quite some time now. 254 00:11:27,988 --> 00:11:30,669 You realize a lot of those puzzle pieces are upside down, right? 255 00:11:30,710 --> 00:11:32,355 It's just they're cardboard color. 256 00:11:32,573 --> 00:11:35,704 Is that an almond that you have inserted into one of the pieces? 257 00:11:35,735 --> 00:11:37,523 Are you just eating them, or are you using them as pieces? 258 00:11:37,547 --> 00:11:39,168 You know that's an almond, right? 259 00:11:40,119 --> 00:11:41,619 Schmidt, come here! 260 00:11:47,245 --> 00:11:48,226 Free cocktails. 261 00:11:48,258 --> 00:11:50,660 - No way! - Yeah, fitting right in. 262 00:11:51,900 --> 00:11:53,148 - Oh, my God. - What? 263 00:11:53,169 --> 00:11:54,319 Security guard. Freeze. 264 00:11:54,329 --> 00:11:56,071 Okay, don't freeze. That looks weird. Did he notice you? 265 00:11:56,096 --> 00:11:59,046 - Of course he noticed you. You're the prettiest girl on the damn beach. - Aww. 266 00:11:59,091 --> 00:12:01,772 Shut up. We need one of these bracelets right away, Jess. 267 00:12:01,789 --> 00:12:03,195 - Bracelet. - Yeah. 268 00:12:03,476 --> 00:12:05,439 Oh, hey! Hey... 269 00:12:05,459 --> 00:12:07,868 Hey, pal. That's a really cool bracelet. 270 00:12:07,910 --> 00:12:09,979 Do you think I could try it on? 271 00:12:10,111 --> 00:12:12,278 - No. - Listen to me, okay? 272 00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:14,332 Will you lean in here for a second and listen to me? 273 00:12:14,363 --> 00:12:16,581 One day, you're gonna meet a girl, you're gonna really like her, 274 00:12:16,604 --> 00:12:18,219 and you're gonna want to give her everything, 275 00:12:18,242 --> 00:12:20,849 but you won't be able to afford it because your life's kind of 276 00:12:20,862 --> 00:12:23,288 in shambles and you don't have money. 277 00:12:23,913 --> 00:12:26,076 Look at you, kid, you got a great-looking face. 278 00:12:26,086 --> 00:12:27,519 I don't know, you might have a tough go of it. 279 00:12:27,545 --> 00:12:29,433 What do I know? Just promise me this... 280 00:12:29,466 --> 00:12:31,401 Promise me you're gonna try to enjoy your life as much 281 00:12:31,437 --> 00:12:34,021 as you can, 'cause one day you're gonna be dead, and, you know. 282 00:12:34,108 --> 00:12:35,914 Can I have your bracelet, for real? 283 00:12:36,065 --> 00:12:36,864 No. 284 00:12:36,900 --> 00:12:40,169 If you don't give me the bracelet, I'm gonna strangle you to death. 285 00:12:42,409 --> 00:12:43,735 - Thanks, buddy. - Not cool. 286 00:12:43,751 --> 00:12:46,092 But it worked, okay? We got the bracelet, so now we're back in action. 287 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:47,631 - Hola. - Hola. 288 00:12:47,699 --> 00:12:49,199 Can I see your bracelets, por favor? 289 00:12:49,233 --> 00:12:50,121 Yes. 290 00:12:50,155 --> 00:12:51,889 Looks pretty on her, right? 291 00:12:52,712 --> 00:12:54,212 Señor? 292 00:12:54,780 --> 00:12:56,223 - Run! - No! 293 00:12:57,173 --> 00:12:59,573 I don't speak Spanish, you snake! 294 00:13:00,231 --> 00:13:02,160 What are you gonna do? I'm in the ocean now! 295 00:13:02,188 --> 00:13:04,222 I'm in international waters! 296 00:13:05,818 --> 00:13:08,312 - I've got a shell. - Let's just go. Let's just get out of here. 297 00:13:08,335 --> 00:13:09,631 - Point Break style? - No, no, no! 298 00:13:09,655 --> 00:13:12,905 - I will Point Break style this moment! - Nick, let's go! 299 00:13:13,099 --> 00:13:14,742 Nick, stop! 300 00:13:15,376 --> 00:13:17,010 Aah! Ow! 301 00:13:19,498 --> 00:13:21,192 - Ow, that hurt! - Wait! 302 00:13:21,275 --> 00:13:23,061 Where are you taking him?! 303 00:13:23,450 --> 00:13:24,982 - Jail. - Aah! 304 00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:34,736 Truce, okay? 305 00:13:36,771 --> 00:13:40,295 Winston, please, come on... Talk to me. I... 306 00:13:41,092 --> 00:13:42,664 I need a friend right now. 307 00:13:42,744 --> 00:13:44,224 I love both of these women, 308 00:13:44,250 --> 00:13:46,764 and I can't lose them, and I can't... 309 00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:48,552 hurt them. 310 00:13:49,077 --> 00:13:51,090 - And we made a pact! - No. 311 00:13:51,104 --> 00:13:52,787 You lied to me. You're a liar. 312 00:13:52,817 --> 00:13:54,706 Okay, well, then would you like some truth, Winston? 313 00:13:54,728 --> 00:13:57,698 Here's some truth for you, okay? You're terrible at puzzles. 314 00:13:57,755 --> 00:14:01,005 Worst I've ever seen by a mile. What, do you have fly vision? 315 00:14:01,042 --> 00:14:03,727 Look at this puzzle. It's ages six and up. 316 00:14:03,795 --> 00:14:05,024 You are up, Winston. 317 00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:06,913 - You are way up! - You want to say that to my face? 318 00:14:06,931 --> 00:14:08,646 This is a corner piece, Winston! 319 00:14:08,679 --> 00:14:10,404 How do you not see that? What are you, blind?! 320 00:14:10,434 --> 00:14:13,406 I'm so sorry... actually, a blind man could feel 321 00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:17,769 - the smooth edges of a corner piece! - You are making me so mad. 322 00:14:17,777 --> 00:14:20,369 - Ooh, you are making me so mad. - Oh, yeah? 323 00:14:20,396 --> 00:14:21,104 You're making me... 324 00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:22,582 How am I making you...? Am I making you...? 325 00:14:22,619 --> 00:14:24,239 - Yes, you're making me mad. - What you want to do? 326 00:14:24,255 --> 00:14:25,733 - What are you doing? - What are you doing? 327 00:14:25,744 --> 00:14:28,325 Which way are you going? What is happening? 328 00:14:28,358 --> 00:14:30,186 - Ow! - What did you do? 329 00:14:30,474 --> 00:14:34,163 Don't mess with me, man. I'm legit. I'm legit, dude. 330 00:14:34,435 --> 00:14:36,137 - I'm getting very dizzy. - You coming at me, son? 331 00:14:36,155 --> 00:14:39,035 I need all the cash you have and Nick's passport! 332 00:14:40,236 --> 00:14:42,216 - What'd you say? What? - Nick's in trouble? 333 00:14:42,949 --> 00:14:45,237 What are we doing? Nick is in jail? 334 00:14:45,375 --> 00:14:47,489 Nick went to jail before me? 335 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:51,785 Hey, stop it! Stop it! 336 00:14:51,809 --> 00:14:54,649 This is not the time for fighting. Nick is in a Mexican jail. 337 00:14:54,674 --> 00:14:56,850 We don't know this country. We don't know their laws. 338 00:14:56,859 --> 00:14:58,509 We don't know how to get him out. 339 00:14:58,540 --> 00:15:01,994 I just hope he found somebody who can protect him and take care of him. 340 00:15:02,025 --> 00:15:03,326 What, you hope he's somebody's bitch? 341 00:15:03,354 --> 00:15:05,767 - No, like a mentor. - He'd never be picked as a bitch. 342 00:15:05,789 --> 00:15:07,802 Nick is very attractive. He can be a bitch. 343 00:15:07,819 --> 00:15:08,948 A sissy, perhaps, but a bitch? 344 00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:10,764 - He can be a bitch. - He cannot be a bitch. 345 00:15:10,787 --> 00:15:12,293 - My God, what's a sissy? - Are you insane? 346 00:15:12,310 --> 00:15:14,390 - A chubby gringo? - Stop it! 347 00:15:15,168 --> 00:15:16,681 Nick is my bitch. 348 00:15:17,860 --> 00:15:19,436 Hola, señores, señora. 349 00:15:19,467 --> 00:15:21,261 Hi. Um, we have some questions. 350 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:23,781 Jess, I got this. I know how to handle these people. 351 00:15:25,261 --> 00:15:25,974 Is this for me? 352 00:15:25,989 --> 00:15:27,588 That's for you to send your kids to college, 353 00:15:27,608 --> 00:15:29,679 or for you to send some fun up your nose. 354 00:15:29,853 --> 00:15:31,259 Your choice, bro. 355 00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:34,056 Don't worry. We're looking for our friend Nick Miller... 356 00:15:34,077 --> 00:15:37,212 if he's still alive, and his head... if it's separate. 357 00:15:37,884 --> 00:15:39,659 You know who you should talk to? 358 00:15:39,684 --> 00:15:40,740 Manny. 359 00:15:40,766 --> 00:15:42,066 - Manny. - Manny. 360 00:15:43,064 --> 00:15:44,864 Talk to Julio. 361 00:15:44,972 --> 00:15:46,372 - Julio. - Julio. 362 00:15:47,959 --> 00:15:48,903 Talk to Brad. 363 00:15:48,921 --> 00:15:50,321 I don't really feel right about this. 364 00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:52,829 Oh, Jess, you're so naive. It's a game. 365 00:15:52,846 --> 00:15:56,491 We're working our way up the ladder. Brad is clearly the kingpin. 366 00:15:58,141 --> 00:15:59,841 Thanks so much. 367 00:16:02,279 --> 00:16:04,223 Okay, that didn't work. Next idea. 368 00:16:04,246 --> 00:16:07,014 - There are no next ideas, Schmidt! - Well... 369 00:16:07,348 --> 00:16:09,802 We're out of money! I need to just find somebody. 370 00:16:10,188 --> 00:16:12,021 - Oh, just find somebody? - Yes. 371 00:16:12,044 --> 00:16:14,682 Right, Jess, 'cause the streets down here - they run red with hospitality. 372 00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:16,245 Hey! Hey! 373 00:16:16,318 --> 00:16:18,720 Hi. Sorry. I met you yesterday. 374 00:16:18,752 --> 00:16:20,746 You arrested a man named Nick Miller. 375 00:16:20,775 --> 00:16:23,141 - You got money? - Money. No, we don't have any money. 376 00:16:23,155 --> 00:16:24,459 But wait, wait, wait! 377 00:16:24,478 --> 00:16:26,162 What about his shoes? Any interest in his shoes? 378 00:16:26,205 --> 00:16:28,904 Hell no! There's no way you're getting these damn shoes, okay? 379 00:16:28,936 --> 00:16:31,808 These are my favorite brown shoes. And besides, this is all your fault, Schmidt. 380 00:16:31,839 --> 00:16:34,352 Nick's body's being traded like cigarettes right now! 381 00:16:34,374 --> 00:16:36,349 Winston, those shoes are not brown... they're green. 382 00:16:36,380 --> 00:16:38,349 - What the hell you talking about, man? - Those shoes are green. 383 00:16:38,367 --> 00:16:40,422 You guys are idiots, all right? They're as brown as money. 384 00:16:40,448 --> 00:16:42,746 - What color is Kermit the Frog? - Brown. 385 00:16:42,776 --> 00:16:45,855 - It's a brown frog. - Winston, you're color-blind, dude. 386 00:16:45,871 --> 00:16:46,896 What? I am not color... 387 00:16:46,921 --> 00:16:48,716 - I am not color-blind. - Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. 388 00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:51,204 Sir, I'm so sorry. We have no money. 389 00:16:51,227 --> 00:16:54,338 - We don't even have money for gas. - Oh, you got a car. 390 00:16:55,121 --> 00:16:56,243 Want to trade? 391 00:16:59,989 --> 00:17:02,158 - Hey. - Oh, my God, 392 00:17:02,334 --> 00:17:04,179 I thought he was taking you to jail. 393 00:17:04,212 --> 00:17:07,295 No, it's resort jail, and it's not so bad. They let me watch Ugly Betty. 394 00:17:07,310 --> 00:17:08,834 Here, I brought you your passport. 395 00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:10,288 - Winston, enough! - Enough for me! 396 00:17:10,328 --> 00:17:11,991 Oh, Nicholas, thank goodness you're alive. 397 00:17:12,010 --> 00:17:13,579 You brought them? 398 00:17:13,638 --> 00:17:15,051 I needed their help. 399 00:17:15,087 --> 00:17:17,029 - Winston does not get me at all. - What? 400 00:17:17,053 --> 00:17:19,210 And, plus, he's color-blind, which basically makes him crippled. 401 00:17:19,230 --> 00:17:21,403 - Color-blind? - Please, tell me... these shoes are brown, right? 402 00:17:21,426 --> 00:17:23,151 - Those shoes are green. - They're definitely green. 403 00:17:23,185 --> 00:17:24,704 Okay, you both are crazy. 404 00:17:24,726 --> 00:17:25,689 - Winston! - What? 405 00:17:25,722 --> 00:17:28,990 If you think those shoes are brown, what color do you think you are? 406 00:17:31,791 --> 00:17:33,048 Jess, I can't do this. 407 00:17:33,087 --> 00:17:35,130 Do you really want to wake up to this every morning? 408 00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:37,352 It doesn't matter, as long as I wake up next to you. 409 00:17:37,366 --> 00:17:39,604 I got an idea. Let's move to Mexico. 410 00:17:40,312 --> 00:17:41,162 - What? - Yeah! 411 00:17:41,187 --> 00:17:42,343 - Hell no! - Nicolas, I need you. 412 00:17:42,353 --> 00:17:45,086 If you leave, then I'm with Winston, and I can't handle that. 413 00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:46,429 You and me, we work here. 414 00:17:46,439 --> 00:17:48,139 If we go back to the loft, we're not gonna make it. 415 00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:49,893 Yes, we are. We are gonna make it. 416 00:17:49,918 --> 00:17:52,298 - You won't. He's 100% right. You will not. - Yeah, I agree. 417 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:54,121 I'm not ready to lose you. 418 00:17:54,350 --> 00:17:56,763 I just got you, Jess. 419 00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:59,100 And I'm not letting you go. 420 00:17:59,364 --> 00:18:00,862 So... 421 00:18:01,454 --> 00:18:02,955 I'm all in. 422 00:18:04,362 --> 00:18:06,857 I'm shredding this passport. I'm not leaving Mexico. 423 00:18:06,882 --> 00:18:09,029 - Oh, no, you are not, sir! - No, no, no, wait, wait! 424 00:18:09,050 --> 00:18:11,470 I will put myself in that shredder before you put your passport in there! 425 00:18:11,482 --> 00:18:12,934 Yeah, well, yeah, yeah, switch! 426 00:18:12,952 --> 00:18:15,077 - Put yourself in there. - Stop! Stop, Nick! 427 00:18:15,115 --> 00:18:16,771 I will shred my ear! I'll do it! 428 00:18:16,790 --> 00:18:19,079 - Your ear could go in! - I will shred myself! 429 00:18:19,104 --> 00:18:20,210 I will shred myself in the shredder. 430 00:18:20,235 --> 00:18:21,260 Get serious! 431 00:18:21,299 --> 00:18:23,824 Stop. Listen to me. 432 00:18:24,761 --> 00:18:26,595 We're a family. 433 00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:30,308 You can't choose who you love. Sometimes they choose you. 434 00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:34,911 And sometimes, it's just because you got a really great deal on Craigslist. 435 00:18:35,710 --> 00:18:38,519 I got a really great deal on Craigslist. 436 00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:40,068 I got all of you. 437 00:18:42,379 --> 00:18:46,048 There is no "us" without Schmidt and Winston. 438 00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:49,494 It's gonna be really, really hard. 439 00:18:49,595 --> 00:18:51,163 But so what, Nick? 440 00:18:51,692 --> 00:18:52,992 So what? 441 00:18:53,014 --> 00:18:55,482 I believe in us. 442 00:18:55,692 --> 00:18:57,593 I'm all in. 443 00:18:58,843 --> 00:19:00,684 I really want to go home. 444 00:19:03,071 --> 00:19:05,048 Come on, man, let's just go home. 445 00:19:07,888 --> 00:19:10,013 - You know what? I love you guys. - Okay. 446 00:19:10,032 --> 00:19:11,088 Let's go home. 447 00:19:11,094 --> 00:19:12,128 Great. 448 00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:15,091 Oh, my God! 449 00:19:15,852 --> 00:19:16,770 No! 450 00:19:18,026 --> 00:19:19,627 Get it out! Get it out! 451 00:19:21,352 --> 00:19:22,596 Unplug it, Nick! 452 00:19:22,637 --> 00:19:26,925 - The shredder shredded it, bro. - No, no, no, no, guys, we're fine. 453 00:19:29,273 --> 00:19:30,769 I can work with this. 454 00:19:33,949 --> 00:19:36,883 Okay, everybody. Just be cool. Act normal. 455 00:19:38,466 --> 00:19:41,289 U.S. citizens? Passports, please. 456 00:19:42,990 --> 00:19:44,578 What is this? 457 00:19:46,963 --> 00:19:50,198 Sir, my name is Winston Bishop. 458 00:19:50,614 --> 00:19:53,539 I'm a color-blind American citizen, 459 00:19:53,911 --> 00:19:55,478 and I can't do puzzles. 460 00:19:55,843 --> 00:19:57,787 Now let us go home. 461 00:19:58,010 --> 00:20:01,279 It says "Unatered Stites of Amurica." 462 00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:08,481 You ready? 463 00:20:12,757 --> 00:20:14,876 - Hey, I got you something, actually. - Oh. 464 00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:17,455 I mean, I stole it from a kid, but... 465 00:20:23,061 --> 00:20:24,086 We can do this. 466 00:20:24,116 --> 00:20:25,796 - Yeah, we can do this. - Yeah. 467 00:20:26,507 --> 00:20:27,808 All right. 468 00:20:27,855 --> 00:20:29,556 - Yeah. - Here we go, huh? 469 00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:32,568 It's locked. I think somebody accidentally locked this. 470 00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:34,463 - Where's your key? - I don't carry a key. 471 00:20:34,488 --> 00:20:37,004 - You don't carry a key? - No, I don't carry a... 472 00:20:37,038 --> 00:20:39,124 Why would I carry a key? There's always somebody home! 473 00:20:39,167 --> 00:20:40,610 And I know how to jimmy the... 474 00:20:40,644 --> 00:20:42,045 Mmm, my God... 475 00:20:44,273 --> 00:20:45,342 I like you so much. 476 00:20:45,361 --> 00:20:48,209 - I like you, too. And I'll start carrying a key. - Okay, I'll carry a key for you. 477 00:20:49,845 --> 00:20:52,056 For the love of God, Winston, please just go unlock the door. 478 00:20:52,078 --> 00:20:54,440 - This is so weird. - Yeah... 479 00:20:54,573 --> 00:20:57,570 Sayonara, masturbation, for the rest of my life. 480 00:20:58,193 --> 00:21:00,094 Hey, Cece, it's Schmidt. 481 00:21:00,453 --> 00:21:01,720 Hi. 482 00:21:01,922 --> 00:21:04,372 You want me to come over tonight? I think I can make that work. 483 00:21:04,385 --> 00:21:06,771 Uh, can you give me, like, five minutes? 484 00:21:06,851 --> 00:21:09,516 Great. Um... ooh, actually, could you hold on one second? 485 00:21:11,562 --> 00:21:14,587 Hi, Elizabeth, my darling. How are you? 486 00:21:14,761 --> 00:21:16,950 Uh, tonight? You want to... tonight. 487 00:21:16,971 --> 00:21:20,416 Um, could you just give me one second so I can check my calendar? That'd be great. 488 00:21:24,389 --> 00:21:26,723 I just checked it, and, uh... 489 00:21:26,763 --> 00:21:29,393 it looks like there's a slight problem. Um... 490 00:21:30,356 --> 00:21:31,912 ♪ Puzzling ♪ 491 00:21:32,204 --> 00:21:33,540 ♪ I am puzzling... ♪ 492 00:21:33,563 --> 00:21:35,039 Looks good to me. 493 00:21:36,432 --> 00:21:39,349 ♪ This is my masterpiece ♪ 494 00:21:39,406 --> 00:21:43,406 Sync and corrected by Elderfel www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by Norther