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Ah, Hop Foo's, my favorite.
Don't mind if I brunch.

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- Are you eating takeout for breakfast?
- Hey, you're my girlfriend now.

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You're not supposed
to judge anything I do.

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- Say that again.
- You're my girlfriend now.

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I like it. Even when you
have dumpling in your mouth.

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Sounds good.

7
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I have to go. I have a big meeting
with Principal Foster today.

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I hate that guy. He always
says no to your ideas.

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No, no, no. Not this one.
This one is, uh,

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- Ocean Conservation Day.
- Why do you do this to yourself, Jess?

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So you're telling
me to not even try?

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I just don't want you to be
disappointed when he says no.

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Look, maybe you should try
to try a little less.

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- How am I supposed to try to not try?
- That's a catch-22.

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- Oh, hey, Coach.
- Oh, I dropped a dumpling!

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- That his breakfast?
- Yeah. Isn't it cute?

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- He's not even ashamed of it.
- Oh...

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I got it! It almost got
away from me... Aah!

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♪ Who's that girl?

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♪ <i>Who's that girl?</i> ♪
♪ It's Jess.

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Look, Principal Foster, we have the
chance to do something really great.

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Everything's been donated. All we
need are transportation costs.

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Come on! That's only the most
expensive part of doing anything!

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You...

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I'm sorry. That was rude.

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I slept very badly last night.

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Had a <i>chai tea</i> very late. Had
friends in from Montreal.

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Some of these kids have lived in L.A.
their entire lives

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and they've never
even seen the ocean.

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Last week I asked them to draw what
they thought the ocean looked like.

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I got a lot of stuff like this.

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Is that a bagel with wings?

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- Yes, sir, it is.
- Extraordinary.

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I'm afraid I'm not
taking no for an answer.

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You're gonna have to take no for an
answer because that's just the way it is.

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Hmm, a shark with legs.

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That's not even anatomically
close to correct.

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That's just a square, though.

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Have them start over.
That's just terrible.

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Nick?

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I want to talk to you
about your fitness level.

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- Of what? My body?
- When's the last time you worked out?

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You know what? I'll tell you when
the last time he worked out was.

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It was the time that he battled
his daddy's other dumb sperm

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in order to make his way to
his mama's dumb-ass egg.

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Your burns are
getting better, man.

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- Just really long.
- Okay.

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Look, I don't need to work out. I'm
old-fashioned, Coney Island fat-strong.

49
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Ah, Nicholas. Chinese food for breakfast.
See you're still a health nut.

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- Aren't you supposed to be at work?
- I'm rocking a PD... personal day.

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Yeah, last day of the move.

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Coach, I see you've wasted no
time moving into my old room.

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Anyway, I just
came over to, uh,

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drop off my old key.

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Wow, so this is like a moment.

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Looking to get some much-needed
space from this place.

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- You're right across the hall.
- That's true.

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Everywhere you go...

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There you are.

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- What?
- What?

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- His jeans are so small.
- He looks like a little puppet.

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Like something some
Italian whittled.

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- Come on, man, just let me train you.
- You know what, Nick? You should do it.

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I would love for Coach
to train me, but

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I kind of pushed it too hard
at the court yesterday.

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Went in for a dunk.
Landed sort of funny.

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Typical Winston.

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- That's true.
- What is that supposed to mean?

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Because you're always
too injured to play.

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Remember when you sat out of
the game because you were sad?

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I was also cold.

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Nick. Let's do this.

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Look at me. Now, you're
in a new relationship,

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which puts you at risk for
gaining the boyfriend 15.

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- That's not a thing.
- It is a thing.

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Jess is into this.

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I've seen this happen
a million times.

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The boyfriend 15 quickly
turns into the boyfriend 20.

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Next thing you know, you're
a fat dude on a little bike

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with a cowboy hat on talking
about, "My ass hurts."

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- I don't want to be that.
- I don't want you to be that.

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I would just be riding around in
circles or would I be going places?

83
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Circles, dude. Fat-guy
rash on your arm.

84
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Okay, look, Schmidt's tried to get me
to work out for years. It didn't take.

85
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Also, and it's not an excuse,
I have a very bad back.

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- Your bad back?
- Yeah.

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You gave me a piggyback ride two days
ago and you giggled the whole time.

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00:04:02,609 --> 00:04:04,952
- It was awesome. That was pretty funny.
- It was also really funny.

89
00:04:04,980 --> 00:04:06,452
- We took the stairs, dude.
- Yeah.

90
00:04:06,478 --> 00:04:07,928
- It's 'cause I was excited.
- Nick.

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Either take this dumpling
and be a dumpling guy,

92
00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:13,605
or you train with me,
and be a do-ing guy.

93
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It's hard because I've been a
dumpling guy my whole life...

94
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I know. One day,
that's all I need.

95
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And I will change your life.

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You'll be able to see your abs.

97
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I thought God just
didn't give me those.

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Come on.

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- Let's do it. I'm in!
- My man!

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I'm gonna warn you. Working
out is not my thing.

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Not worried, man.
I do not fail.

102
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You know what?
I'm in, too.

103
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You're injured, you shouldn't,
you shouldn't do it.

104
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What?

105
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Come on, Winnie the Bish play
through the pain, baby.

106
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You know what? Let's warm
up with some jumping jacks.

107
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I was going... Oh!

108
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Miss Day!

109
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Check out my cool beach hat.

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Unfortunately, um, I
have some bad news. Uh,

111
00:05:01,083 --> 00:05:03,686
we're not gonna get to
go on that field trip.

112
00:05:04,140 --> 00:05:07,639
But you said anything
is possible, Miss Day.

113
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You just keep wearing
that hat, Crystal.

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Because as long as
hot dogs are hats...

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Anything is possible.

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You could be the first
little girl in space.

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You just ride that hot dog hat
all the way to the moon, girl.

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Oh, Crystal, you're not
legally allowed to touch me.

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But thank you.

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Hey,

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guess who got a trainer.

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- So many menus.
- I'm gonna look like Barry Bonds.

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- Seriously, what the hell?
- Hey.

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I take it, it didn't
go well with Foster.

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- It did not go well.
- Aw, Jess.

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- I hate seeing you hurt like this.
- Are you serious? More menus?

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This is like... Why do
we need more menus?

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- Don't we have enough menus?
- Feels like you're saying menus a lot.

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This is an eco-disaster.

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Conservation deserves
a win today.

131
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Hop Foo's has killed
its last tree.

132
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Jess, this feels like a
something-else-is-going-on type of thing.

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Are you okay to drive?
You got crazy eye!

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Uh, welcome to Hop Foo's.
Can I help you?

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This morning, there were nine
menus just in my apartment.

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I also hate those menus, they're
so bad for the environment.

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It's wasteful.
It's an eco-disaster.

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I'll talk to my boss, see
if we can change that.

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Yeah, great, you do that.

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I'm gonna follow up
with you on that.

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I compost, recycle, but it's...
I don't feel like it's enough.

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Thank you.

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Geez, thank you so much for
stepping up and saying something.

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That's who I am, that's
just, you know, I'm...

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- My name's Brian.
- Jess. Jessica. Jess.

146
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It's really refreshing to meet
someone who actually cares.

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Well, it helps that
you're gorgeous.

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Ha! Blah!

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Burr! No, that's crazy.
That ain't real.

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That's dumb. That's straight
dumb. You're dumb.

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You're nice.

152
00:07:01,305 --> 00:07:05,251
You excited for the holidays?
I am. Hmm. Anyway...

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- My system is built to be easy.
- Okay.

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It's easy as peanuts.

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- Easy as peanuts?
- Yeah.

156
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That's not an expression;
no one says that.

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PEANUTS is an acronym. PEANUTS stands
for: Physical Education Activity Nuts!

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Like, like go nuts, have fun!

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- Yeah, but you got to use every letter.
- I'm aware of that, but it still works.

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- Yo. Yo.
- Hey.

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What's going on, guys?
Let's do this.

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I tell you, ain't no
injury gonna hold

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Old Winnie the Bish down, 'cause
I'm a warrior. Nick knows.

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Burpies?
All right, cool.

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- Injury is gonna get worse.
- I'm not a quitter!

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Hey, Schmidt, what's going
on, man? Everything okay?

167
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Did I leave my Oakland
Raiders yarmulke over there?

168
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<i>Don't know. Coach and
I are working out.</i>

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I've been trying to get you
to work out for years.

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- Well, just come over, man.
- I'm enjoying my space.

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But...

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maybe you should just
put me on speaker.

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- Okay, you're on.
<i>- Okay, cool, set the scene.</i>

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<i>- What's the vibe over there?</i>
- Nick's in jeans.

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Nixon jeans? What the
hell are Nixon jeans?

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00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:04,294
They sound really cool.

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00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,873
Hey, I solved the menu thing.

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00:08:07,897 --> 00:08:09,653
I just went down there,
I took action.

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00:08:09,684 --> 00:08:11,503
Boom-yah. I made a change.

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Now that I can do that, I really feel like
I can figure out this field trip thing.

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Double boom-yah.

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There are still some things
we need to figure out. Just...

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got to get the message across.

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Hey, hey, you don't, you don't
need to leave these anymore.

185
00:08:29,754 --> 00:08:31,567
Hey, hey, hey!

186
00:08:31,592 --> 00:08:33,123
Where are you running to?

187
00:08:33,269 --> 00:08:34,835
Who sent you?

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00:08:36,788 --> 00:08:39,544
Brian, I thought you were
gonna talk to your boss.

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- I am the boss.
- Hop Foo's is your restaurant?

190
00:08:42,328 --> 00:08:46,237
Sorry I lied. You just seemed kind
of crazy, so I didn't want to deal.

191
00:08:46,318 --> 00:08:50,026
- But you care about conservation.
- Oh, I don't, I really don't.

192
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I care about my restaurant.

193
00:08:51,560 --> 00:08:53,627
You're going down, Brian!

194
00:08:53,639 --> 00:08:57,025
I'm gonna collect signatures,
I'm gonna start a petition,

195
00:08:57,039 --> 00:09:01,416
and I will turn it in to
the person who's in charge

196
00:09:01,771 --> 00:09:03,171
of restaurants.

197
00:09:03,204 --> 00:09:04,745
And I'm gonna report
you to the City!

198
00:09:04,764 --> 00:09:06,784
Oh, no, not the City.

199
00:09:07,233 --> 00:09:08,283
No!

200
00:09:08,307 --> 00:09:11,128
You're a jerk, Brian! I'm gonna
burn down your building!

201
00:09:11,145 --> 00:09:12,919
I won't do that,
I won't do that.

202
00:09:12,938 --> 00:09:16,743
Why do people suck?! Ow!

203
00:09:20,037 --> 00:09:22,247
Okay, we're gonna
warm up with music.

204
00:09:25,376 --> 00:09:27,805
- Yeah, feeling that?
- I guess so.

205
00:09:29,066 --> 00:09:31,085
- Yeah.
- Got to loosen up the shoulders.

206
00:09:33,582 --> 00:09:35,276
Wiggle those arms.

207
00:09:35,294 --> 00:09:37,579
- Arms, not your face.
- Oh, sorry, thought you said "face."

208
00:09:37,622 --> 00:09:38,571
Right.

209
00:09:40,011 --> 00:09:41,787
- Sexy. Working out is sexy.
- Yeah, it is.

210
00:09:41,809 --> 00:09:44,538
That's not sexy, man.
This is sexy.

211
00:09:45,204 --> 00:09:46,404
That isn't sexy.

212
00:09:47,175 --> 00:09:49,438
Ooh, ay.

213
00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:57,508
Damn it!

214
00:09:58,140 --> 00:09:59,895
It's a great workout track!

215
00:10:04,249 --> 00:10:05,592
What's next?

216
00:10:07,069 --> 00:10:08,669
And time.

217
00:10:08,689 --> 00:10:09,886
- Yes!
- Yes!

218
00:10:09,914 --> 00:10:11,458
- Whoo!
- Whoo!

219
00:10:12,201 --> 00:10:13,182
Let's do it again.

220
00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:14,999
- Again?
- Yeah, man.

221
00:10:17,379 --> 00:10:19,592
Six, seven, eight.

222
00:10:19,611 --> 00:10:21,265
Come on, man!

223
00:10:23,210 --> 00:10:24,179
Mine's broken.

224
00:10:24,212 --> 00:10:25,914
Push through it,
man, you got it.

225
00:10:25,936 --> 00:10:28,484
- Ah, thank God you're here, Cece.
- What's the emergency?

226
00:10:28,509 --> 00:10:31,778
- Why does Jess need all this Chinese food?
- No, no, no, I just made all that up.

227
00:10:31,853 --> 00:10:34,134
Wait, you tricked me
into getting you food?

228
00:10:34,639 --> 00:10:36,459
- Yes.
- Why?

229
00:10:36,491 --> 00:10:38,535
- Nick, what is this?
- For after... don't worry about it.

230
00:10:38,552 --> 00:10:40,045
I will be right back.

231
00:10:42,651 --> 00:10:44,676
Hello <i>zere</i>.

232
00:10:45,474 --> 00:10:49,008
- I'm, I'm Cece, I-I remember you.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, great memory.

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00:10:49,029 --> 00:10:52,048
That's what's up, that's
what's up. No doubt.

234
00:10:52,238 --> 00:10:53,169
Diggity.

235
00:11:00,405 --> 00:11:02,843
- Nick!
- Breasts... Ni...

236
00:11:03,299 --> 00:11:06,282
This is for the food, and
there's a little extra for you.

237
00:11:07,199 --> 00:11:09,615
- Oh, my God, are you tipping me?
- Yeah.

238
00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:13,112
Well, if I'm gonna get in trouble,
give it back. I gave you four bucks.

239
00:11:13,136 --> 00:11:15,836
I'll tip you good...
I'll tip you right over.

240
00:11:16,399 --> 00:11:18,425
- Good stuff.
- Yeah, yeah.

241
00:11:19,489 --> 00:11:20,930
Damn, I wish I could have
said something else.

242
00:11:20,956 --> 00:11:23,701
- "Tip you right over" was good.
- Oh, okay, cool. Uh, is she single?

243
00:11:23,707 --> 00:11:25,387
- Yeah, kind of.
- Oh, cool, man.

244
00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:26,901
- Yeah.
- What are you doing?

245
00:11:27,058 --> 00:11:29,239
Oh, I'm just gonna... it's
just a protein boost.

246
00:11:29,259 --> 00:11:31,198
- I'm just gonna eat a little.
- That's not how it works, dude.

247
00:11:31,209 --> 00:11:33,209
- We're still in the middle of our
workout. - We're not done yet?

248
00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:34,976
- No!
- Hey, whoa.

249
00:11:35,002 --> 00:11:38,152
I just had a very productive conversation
with the owner of the restaurant.

250
00:11:38,170 --> 00:11:40,272
Action has been taken,
change is in the air.

251
00:11:40,294 --> 00:11:44,166
Now I'm going to go research
lawsuits in my room for fun.

252
00:11:45,592 --> 00:11:47,125
You okay? You seem a little off.

253
00:11:47,150 --> 00:11:49,656
- Stop ordering from that place.
- Nick, put the dumpling down.

254
00:11:51,156 --> 00:11:53,026
- Hey.
- Hey, what's up, Jason Street?

255
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,965
The Internet said that I
had to stay off my feet,

256
00:11:56,241 --> 00:11:59,605
but then I found this wheelchair in
a ditch, so I'm ready to work out.

257
00:11:59,620 --> 00:12:03,289
Winston, go lay down. Nick,
put the dumpling down.

258
00:12:03,302 --> 00:12:04,427
Relax.

259
00:12:04,596 --> 00:12:05,875
Whoops.

260
00:12:06,288 --> 00:12:08,313
Did you just gasp?

261
00:12:08,412 --> 00:12:10,299
- I'm having one...
- Down.

262
00:12:10,983 --> 00:12:13,839
I'm gonna ask you again.
Don't...

263
00:12:15,222 --> 00:12:16,556
Don't do it.

264
00:12:18,050 --> 00:12:19,675
Don't. D...

265
00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:23,575
I'm going to eat
one bite of this.

266
00:12:23,732 --> 00:12:25,771
Don't do it. You're
better than this.

267
00:12:25,794 --> 00:12:27,835
I don't know if I am.
I might.. No.

268
00:12:27,853 --> 00:12:29,916
- Don't, don't.
- Stop shaking it like that.

269
00:12:29,929 --> 00:12:31,605
- Let me eat the dumpling!
- What's going on?

270
00:12:31,624 --> 00:12:32,838
Oh, just working out.

271
00:12:32,863 --> 00:12:34,538
- Yeah.
- Just chilling.

272
00:12:34,939 --> 00:12:37,290
- Does this food have MSG in it?
- What?

273
00:12:37,309 --> 00:12:39,450
Oh, my God, MSG makes
my jaw lock up.

274
00:12:39,477 --> 00:12:40,443
You all right, dude?

275
00:12:40,465 --> 00:12:41,454
- What?
- Mm-hmm.

276
00:12:41,467 --> 00:12:43,058
- What's going on with your jaw?
- Yeah, dude.

277
00:12:43,077 --> 00:12:45,052
Come on, you son of a...

278
00:12:45,086 --> 00:12:46,419
Wait a minute.

279
00:12:46,731 --> 00:12:48,417
Ha, "no MSG."

280
00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:50,920
Where are you going?

281
00:12:50,949 --> 00:12:53,050
- I'm just taking Winston for a walk.
- Where are you taking me?

282
00:12:53,074 --> 00:12:55,269
- I think he needs some fresh air.
- Aah!

283
00:12:55,298 --> 00:12:56,971
Damn it, Coach.

284
00:12:57,258 --> 00:12:59,996
Nick! I want you to really
think about your next step.

285
00:13:00,073 --> 00:13:04,476
- Why do you care so much?
- This is a crucial moment, a crossroads.

286
00:13:04,781 --> 00:13:06,847
By you eating that, you are
telling me that you'd rather

287
00:13:06,866 --> 00:13:10,335
sit on the couch eating dumplings
than do something with your life.

288
00:13:10,579 --> 00:13:13,012
Now, are you a doer
or a dumpling-er?

289
00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:15,381
I'm sorry, I'm not you, man.

290
00:13:16,316 --> 00:13:18,617
I'm a dumpling-er.
Mmm.

291
00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:21,385
Oh, it's veggie.

292
00:13:21,710 --> 00:13:23,477
I did all that for nothing?

293
00:13:24,798 --> 00:13:26,099
I tried.

294
00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:29,054
- Where are you taking me?
- What? You're my smoking gun.

295
00:13:29,101 --> 00:13:30,925
Winston's in a wheelchair?

296
00:13:30,945 --> 00:13:34,558
What's next, Roberto Benigni coming through
the halls, making everybody laugh?

297
00:13:34,588 --> 00:13:35,926
Aah! Ow!

298
00:13:35,948 --> 00:13:37,499
Missing everything.

299
00:13:37,730 --> 00:13:39,016
Take these.

300
00:13:40,209 --> 00:13:40,934
Oh.

301
00:13:40,971 --> 00:13:42,182
- Hi.
- Hi.

302
00:13:42,194 --> 00:13:43,452
- Hi.
- Don't even talk.

303
00:13:43,484 --> 00:13:46,192
My friend is having an allergic
reaction to your food.

304
00:13:46,217 --> 00:13:49,048
- Hey, man.
- It says "no MSG" on the menu.

305
00:13:49,077 --> 00:13:50,665
It also says it with the...

306
00:13:50,691 --> 00:13:52,569
what do you call the circle
with the diagonal line?

307
00:13:52,594 --> 00:13:54,339
- It's the <i>Ghostbusters</i> thing.
- What?

308
00:13:54,357 --> 00:13:55,787
From the movie <i>Ghostbusters.</i>

309
00:13:55,812 --> 00:13:59,148
Oh, it says it with words an it says
it with the <i>Ghostbusters</i> thing.

310
00:13:59,170 --> 00:14:01,514
- All right, just calm down.
- No, here's what's going to happen.

311
00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:04,265
You're going to stop putting
these menus everywhere,

312
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:07,721
or I'm going to show the people in here
what happens when you eat the food.

313
00:14:07,734 --> 00:14:11,555
- I actually like the food.
- Listen, Jess, Chinese food <i>is</i> MSG.

314
00:14:11,579 --> 00:14:13,317
America is living a lie,

315
00:14:13,336 --> 00:14:15,565
and we distribute menus
so people order the food.

316
00:14:15,585 --> 00:14:17,566
Just accept that that's
the way things are!

317
00:14:17,589 --> 00:14:21,627
No, I am done accepting
things the way they are,

318
00:14:21,657 --> 00:14:24,426
because there are
menus everywhere,

319
00:14:24,469 --> 00:14:26,939
and there are kids who
want to see the ocean.

320
00:14:26,969 --> 00:14:30,305
- What?
- And I don't like your vibe, dude.

321
00:14:31,169 --> 00:14:34,836
Hey! This is what eating
here did to my friend.

322
00:14:36,254 --> 00:14:38,312
Is that crispy noodles?

323
00:14:40,675 --> 00:14:44,156
- Coach.
- ♪ Oh, no, no.

324
00:14:44,181 --> 00:14:47,275
- What the hell are you doing, man?
- I'm making island beats.

325
00:14:47,290 --> 00:14:49,640
I think this is what I'm
gonna do from now on,

326
00:14:49,895 --> 00:14:51,545
since, obviously, I can't coach.

327
00:14:51,570 --> 00:14:53,713
I thought we were
just messing around.

328
00:14:54,008 --> 00:14:55,633
Why are you taking this so hard?

329
00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:59,948
Because, dude, I was trying to prove
to myself that I could still do this.

330
00:15:00,481 --> 00:15:02,808
Ever since Malia
broke up with me...

331
00:15:03,064 --> 00:15:04,953
I don't know... I've
just been a mess.

332
00:15:04,978 --> 00:15:06,627
Feel like I can't
do anything right.

333
00:15:07,125 --> 00:15:10,736
Guys, it's locked, it's unlocked.
Get it together for real.

334
00:15:10,768 --> 00:15:13,334
What are you doing here? I thought
you said you were so busy.

335
00:15:13,363 --> 00:15:14,757
I found this extra alarm clock,

336
00:15:14,773 --> 00:15:18,649
and, uh, I thought it'd be neighborly,
so I'll set it up for you guys.

337
00:15:18,712 --> 00:15:19,925
You're welcome.

338
00:15:21,350 --> 00:15:22,717
Wait a second.

339
00:15:23,383 --> 00:15:25,564
- What is that?
- What's what?

340
00:15:25,610 --> 00:15:27,189
- Is that a camera?
- Hmm?

341
00:15:27,208 --> 00:15:29,449
Schmidt, are you spying on us?

342
00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:31,006
So...

343
00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:32,581
It is... it's a camera.

344
00:15:32,613 --> 00:15:36,429
- Well, I'm shocked.
- Schmidt, look, you decided to move out.

345
00:15:36,467 --> 00:15:38,000
- So move out.
- I am out.

346
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,911
I'm actually very
busy, you know that?

347
00:15:40,021 --> 00:15:43,455
I'm actually late for a very
important coffee with a...

348
00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:45,108
with a dear friend of mine.

349
00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:46,620
- Who's that?
- Hmm?

350
00:15:46,648 --> 00:15:48,416
- Who?
- Yeah.

351
00:15:48,850 --> 00:15:50,626
Wouldn't you like to know?

352
00:15:53,031 --> 00:15:54,331
♪ Tiny pants man

353
00:15:54,349 --> 00:15:56,036
♪ He don't have friends

354
00:15:56,059 --> 00:15:58,082
♪ That's why he got the clock

355
00:15:58,117 --> 00:16:02,115
♪ He got the clock to
watch his only friends. ♪

356
00:16:02,833 --> 00:16:05,639
Are you enjoying your meal?
Winston enjoyed his meal, right?

357
00:16:05,667 --> 00:16:07,526
- Until he had an allergic reaction.
- Let's go.

358
00:16:07,539 --> 00:16:09,790
There. I drove away all
of your customers,

359
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:13,575
and I'm gonna do that every day
until you stop with the menus.

360
00:16:14,178 --> 00:16:15,578
Earth warrior!

361
00:16:15,651 --> 00:16:18,002
- You win. I'll stop.
- Thank you.

362
00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:20,325
Charles?

363
00:16:21,891 --> 00:16:23,083
You're fired.

364
00:16:23,110 --> 00:16:25,611
- What? No!
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

365
00:16:25,627 --> 00:16:27,861
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- Don't fire him.

366
00:16:27,883 --> 00:16:30,033
- He's the menu guy. - I was
just trying to make a difference.

367
00:16:30,052 --> 00:16:32,178
You did. At the beginning
of the day, this guy had a job.

368
00:16:32,197 --> 00:16:34,337
Now he doesn't, so congrats
on your victory. You win.

369
00:16:39,663 --> 00:16:42,231
Do you have any teaching experience?

370
00:16:42,279 --> 00:16:44,459
Does anyone have
an antihistamine?

371
00:16:51,626 --> 00:16:54,396
You know, I just moved
across the hall, but

372
00:16:54,533 --> 00:16:57,197
it feels like I moved
across an entire ocean.

373
00:16:57,225 --> 00:17:00,112
People grow up,
especially young people.

374
00:17:00,128 --> 00:17:01,689
So my friends don't even
miss me anymore?

375
00:17:01,707 --> 00:17:04,438
Uh-huh. Well, they
don't miss you.

376
00:17:04,471 --> 00:17:06,415
- They've moved on.
- What?

377
00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:09,037
Well, how do you know that?

378
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:11,240
Because <i>he</i> told me.

379
00:17:12,314 --> 00:17:15,677
His name is Conner, and he
went to SUNY Binghamton.

380
00:17:15,956 --> 00:17:18,106
I once lived with 40 birds,

381
00:17:18,145 --> 00:17:21,426
and they all flew
away, and I moved on.

382
00:17:24,485 --> 00:17:26,434
Slow down on the
noodles, buddy.

383
00:17:26,590 --> 00:17:28,851
Well, congratulations,
Miller. You were right.

384
00:17:28,870 --> 00:17:31,613
- What happened?
- I terrorized a restaurant.

385
00:17:31,915 --> 00:17:33,505
I got a good man fired.

386
00:17:33,521 --> 00:17:37,241
I might have ran over a lizard with my
wheelchair, but I am ashamed of it.

387
00:17:37,266 --> 00:17:39,403
So, that's what you
get for trying.

388
00:17:40,414 --> 00:17:42,652
Let's see what the
enemy tastes like.

389
00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:44,468
- It's good. - Anybody want to
help me use the bathroom?

390
00:17:44,485 --> 00:17:46,541
- No. - No.
- Okay, I'll work it out.

391
00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:49,614
I shouldn't have even tried.
You just get hurt.

392
00:17:49,637 --> 00:17:51,087
This is such a relief.

393
00:17:51,111 --> 00:17:52,211
I can get fat now.

394
00:17:52,230 --> 00:17:55,126
- Hey, guys, stop it!
- I want to eat this all day.

395
00:17:55,218 --> 00:17:57,987
Like a Chinese food ménage.

396
00:17:58,118 --> 00:17:58,800
Oh!

397
00:17:58,829 --> 00:18:01,248
Okay, you guys are doers,
and people like me,

398
00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:04,389
people who don't do anything...
we actually need people like you.

399
00:18:04,407 --> 00:18:05,837
Mmm...

400
00:18:06,249 --> 00:18:09,614
Oh, boy, this is bad. Uh, this...
Okay, all right.

401
00:18:09,798 --> 00:18:12,100
I'm gonna give you guys a speech,
and it's gonna fire you guys up.

402
00:18:12,119 --> 00:18:13,223
Got some on my pants...

403
00:18:13,248 --> 00:18:15,904
First we're gonna start with compliments
to build up your confidence.

404
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:17,435
Okay, uh,

405
00:18:17,490 --> 00:18:19,265
- Coach, you're a great guy.
- Mmm...

406
00:18:19,339 --> 00:18:21,242
You've got strong bodies.

407
00:18:21,270 --> 00:18:22,433
- Aah!
- What?

408
00:18:22,482 --> 00:18:25,498
You just need some more clients.
I believe in you.

409
00:18:25,774 --> 00:18:27,724
- Thanks.
- Jess, you're awesome.

410
00:18:27,748 --> 00:18:32,427
You are the most resourceful, optimistic,
amazing person I've ever met in my life.

411
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,223
I can't even get my
kids on a field trip.

412
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:37,525
You can do anything you put your
mind to 'cause you're smart, okay?

413
00:18:37,537 --> 00:18:40,475
- Why can't you get 'em on this field trip?
- There's no way to get them to the beach.

414
00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:42,794
That's a board.
Karate-kick it!

415
00:18:42,825 --> 00:18:44,530
You're not used to
making speeches,

416
00:18:44,549 --> 00:18:47,279
- are you? - Point of it is,
is you never give up.

417
00:18:50,813 --> 00:18:52,018
Fine.

418
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,547
I guess you win.
I sort of miss being here.

419
00:18:54,581 --> 00:18:56,466
Well, the nanny cam
kind of gave it away.

420
00:18:56,501 --> 00:18:59,899
Well, nobody helped me, so
now there is a real mess.

421
00:18:59,919 --> 00:19:02,733
Hey, Winston, do you have some money
where we could rent, like, a car

422
00:19:02,758 --> 00:19:05,452
- or a bus or something?
- I found this wheelchair in a ditch.

423
00:19:05,470 --> 00:19:07,471
Is anyone gonna tell me
anything that's going on?

424
00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:10,911
Stop! If it's not an idea about
how to rent a car or a van,

425
00:19:10,923 --> 00:19:12,635
then I don't want to hear it!

426
00:19:12,763 --> 00:19:14,497
Wait a minute. Nick?

427
00:19:15,805 --> 00:19:16,903
That's brilliant!

428
00:19:16,928 --> 00:19:20,598
Boys and girls, transportation
provided by Hop Foo's restaurant.

429
00:19:20,617 --> 00:19:23,173
All right, everybody, we did it!

430
00:19:23,938 --> 00:19:27,456
Ocean Conservation Day
starts... now!

431
00:19:28,419 --> 00:19:30,255
Welcome to the Pacific Ocean!

432
00:19:30,281 --> 00:19:33,412
- Yeah.
- The large body of water to my left.

433
00:19:33,488 --> 00:19:37,668
No horseplay, guys. Guys,
don't talk to strangers.

434
00:19:38,054 --> 00:19:40,603
And you said it wouldn't fit.

435
00:19:40,633 --> 00:19:42,845
I knew it would fit. I just
didn't want you to bring it.

436
00:19:43,693 --> 00:19:45,174
Careful. It's got a trick wheel.

437
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,701
- I think it's fine.
- Okay.

438
00:19:47,866 --> 00:19:50,229
- Aah! Trick wheel.
- Not fine. Sorry.

439
00:19:52,370 --> 00:19:53,496
Nice wheelchair.

440
00:19:53,513 --> 00:19:54,801
Ms. Day?

441
00:19:54,851 --> 00:19:57,064
- Hey.
- Thank you.

442
00:19:57,843 --> 00:20:00,106
Here. You deserve this.

443
00:20:00,514 --> 00:20:02,815
Oh, thank you.
I love it.

444
00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:06,684
But you know what? I think this
actually belongs to Nick Miller,

445
00:20:06,699 --> 00:20:08,356
'cause he did this.

446
00:20:08,379 --> 00:20:10,010
Oh, wow!

447
00:20:10,207 --> 00:20:14,049
- Is this your dad?
- How old do you think I am, little girl?

448
00:20:14,487 --> 00:20:15,921
All right.

449
00:20:17,182 --> 00:20:20,236
- I don't want this gift.
- It's her favorite hat.

450
00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:22,636
- Hey.
- Hey.

451
00:20:22,651 --> 00:20:24,696
You made a difference.
How's it feel?

452
00:20:26,153 --> 00:20:27,456
It feels good.

453
00:20:27,466 --> 00:20:30,386
Yeah, actually, it feels
great. I feel like, um...

454
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:32,615
I don't know.
I feel like running.

455
00:20:33,068 --> 00:20:34,775
Hey, Coach, you want
to show me how?

456
00:20:34,795 --> 00:20:37,120
- How to run?
- Come on. Coach me!

457
00:20:37,512 --> 00:20:39,554
Is this right, Coach?
Am I doing it right?

458
00:20:39,576 --> 00:20:41,801
Miller, you sorry excuse
for a human being,

459
00:20:41,826 --> 00:20:44,851
you are shaped like a bean
bag chair! I will sit in you!

460
00:20:44,885 --> 00:20:47,118
- Ah, you can do it.
- I'm coming, too.

461
00:20:47,131 --> 00:20:49,887
'Cause I ain't a quitter!
Ironside!

462
00:20:51,259 --> 00:20:52,689
I'm coming. I'm com...

463
00:20:52,879 --> 00:20:54,010
Aah!

464
00:20:54,208 --> 00:20:55,431
I am all-terrain, baby.

465
00:20:55,449 --> 00:20:57,236
I was wrong about you, okay?
You're not a quitter.

466
00:20:58,376 --> 00:20:59,995
Now, please, quit!

467
00:21:00,028 --> 00:21:01,924
I'm glad I got to see that.

468
00:21:02,055 --> 00:21:03,861
Oh, Schmidt,

469
00:21:04,580 --> 00:21:06,047
here's your key back.

470
00:21:06,702 --> 00:21:08,781
We kind of like
having you around.

471
00:21:11,575 --> 00:21:12,880
Thanks.

472
00:21:13,614 --> 00:21:16,394
This is just a copy, though. I
have like 50 of them at home.

473
00:21:17,130 --> 00:21:19,796
- What are you doing to me?
- Your students are burying Winston.

474
00:21:19,825 --> 00:21:20,653
Nah, he likes it.

475
00:21:20,672 --> 00:21:23,031
Get away from me!
Where are your parents at?

476
00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:25,198
Shoo, children, shoo!

477
00:21:26,242 --> 00:21:28,637
Away now, be away!

478
00:21:29,962 --> 00:21:31,556
Shut up, Winston!

479
00:21:32,456 --> 00:21:35,755
- They are so mean!
- This is Karma...

480
00:21:35,875 --> 00:21:40,875
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