1 00:00:00,888 --> 00:00:03,030 This is why I buy my food from gas stations, Jess. 2 00:00:03,043 --> 00:00:06,596 Nick, you knocked over a wheelbarrow full of fruit, 3 00:00:06,616 --> 00:00:08,009 and then you actually skipped away. 4 00:00:08,029 --> 00:00:09,729 Guys, I'm trying to concentrate, okay? 5 00:00:09,742 --> 00:00:13,202 The LAPD does not offer entrance exams every single day. 6 00:00:13,259 --> 00:00:16,860 Just Mondays and Fridays. But I am not waiting till Friday. 7 00:00:17,256 --> 00:00:19,416 - Hey, why do you have so much fruit? - Because this one 8 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:21,826 ran into his ex-girlfriend at the farmer's market. 9 00:00:22,148 --> 00:00:23,248 Nick? 10 00:00:23,415 --> 00:00:25,626 Hey! No way! 11 00:00:26,077 --> 00:00:30,025 Caroline of my past. What a pleasant surprise. 12 00:00:30,041 --> 00:00:32,067 My ex-lover... No! 13 00:00:32,978 --> 00:00:35,446 I don't deal with exes. They're part of the past. 14 00:00:35,480 --> 00:00:39,247 You burn 'em swiftly and you give their ashes to Poseidon. 15 00:00:39,272 --> 00:00:40,820 I'm really good friends with Berkley, 16 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:42,820 and we had a terrible breakup... Come on, what? 17 00:00:42,847 --> 00:00:45,271 You have a good relationship with him because he wants to bone you. 18 00:00:45,297 --> 00:00:49,355 He's a stay-at-home dad. His entire life revolves around his family. 19 00:00:49,628 --> 00:00:51,501 He's the most emotionally evolved person I know. 20 00:00:51,523 --> 00:00:55,806 And I'm sure his favorite emotion is the emotion of wanting to bone you. 21 00:00:55,819 --> 00:00:56,799 That's not an emotion. 22 00:00:56,815 --> 00:01:00,488 Possible sex is the only reason people stay "friends" with their exes. 23 00:01:00,501 --> 00:01:02,541 - Come on. - Back me up, Winnie the Bish. 24 00:01:02,566 --> 00:01:04,733 Yeah, that's true. I mean, I'm friends with all my exes... 25 00:01:04,742 --> 00:01:05,896 - See? - ...families. 26 00:01:05,915 --> 00:01:09,162 - Ha-ha! See? - I still send Shelby's dad a Father's Day card, 27 00:01:09,182 --> 00:01:11,255 and he still sends me five bucks on my birthday. 28 00:01:11,282 --> 00:01:13,189 - What is wrong with you? - That's nice. - Hey, guys. 29 00:01:13,225 --> 00:01:15,205 - I bet Coach is friends with his exes. - No. 30 00:01:15,217 --> 00:01:16,990 - Oh, for sure, yeah. - Yeah! I'm right! 31 00:01:17,020 --> 00:01:19,228 - For sex. - No! - Ha-ha! I'm right! 32 00:01:19,258 --> 00:01:21,377 Can't spell "sex" without the "ex." 33 00:01:21,399 --> 00:01:23,306 Man, is that sexy when he does that. 34 00:01:25,057 --> 00:01:27,528 Announcement: I finally finished my loft. 35 00:01:27,553 --> 00:01:28,842 Hold the applause. 36 00:01:30,729 --> 00:01:33,198 Let's go. All right. Come on. 37 00:01:34,887 --> 00:01:37,234 C-Come on, you guys. All together, now. 38 00:01:37,629 --> 00:01:39,060 We're not... Who's coming? 39 00:01:39,091 --> 00:01:40,358 Let's go. Come on, Nick. 40 00:01:40,385 --> 00:01:43,765 - I don't want to go, man. Thanks for the invite. - Nah, come on. Winnie. 41 00:01:45,424 --> 00:01:46,184 No? 42 00:01:46,938 --> 00:01:48,344 ♪ Who's that girl? 43 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:50,770 ♪ Who's that girl? ♪ ♪ It's Jess. 44 00:01:50,791 --> 00:01:55,291 Synced and corrected by backinblack www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 45 00:01:55,869 --> 00:01:58,169 Jess: You and Caroline still need some closure. 46 00:01:58,203 --> 00:01:59,830 Well, what do you want me to say? 47 00:01:59,912 --> 00:02:02,261 That I walked out on her and now I'm dating you? 48 00:02:02,293 --> 00:02:04,480 We started dating, like, a year after you broke up. 49 00:02:04,499 --> 00:02:05,887 Yeah, but that doesn't matter with her. 50 00:02:05,900 --> 00:02:08,680 She's got a crazy streak, and this is bound to set her off. 51 00:02:08,700 --> 00:02:10,452 What if she hurts me physically? 52 00:02:10,622 --> 00:02:12,155 What if she hurts me with words? 53 00:02:12,168 --> 00:02:14,079 Just talk to her. Clear the air. 54 00:02:14,099 --> 00:02:16,152 You'll feel better, she'll feel better. 55 00:02:16,165 --> 00:02:19,239 Besides, Nick, I can't give up that farmer's market. 56 00:02:19,254 --> 00:02:21,089 Strolling around, chatting with vendors... 57 00:02:21,117 --> 00:02:23,624 It's so nice. I feel like Don Corleone. 58 00:02:23,632 --> 00:02:25,192 I think a lot of ladies do. 59 00:02:32,302 --> 00:02:33,635 (hoarse): Hey. (clears throat) 60 00:02:34,357 --> 00:02:35,457 Hey... 61 00:02:35,551 --> 00:02:36,518 (coughs) 62 00:02:36,706 --> 00:02:37,878 (clears throat) 63 00:02:38,227 --> 00:02:39,394 Sorry about that. 64 00:02:39,422 --> 00:02:40,755 Haven't spoken anybody all day. 65 00:02:40,783 --> 00:02:42,391 Phlegm buildup, you know? 66 00:02:43,471 --> 00:02:46,012 I've been cooped up all day in my loft apartment. 67 00:02:46,025 --> 00:02:47,619 So much space for one person, you know? 68 00:02:47,637 --> 00:02:50,172 You could scream in there, nobody would ever hear you. 69 00:02:50,500 --> 00:02:52,033 I'm gonna go. 70 00:02:52,535 --> 00:02:53,928 Bye. 71 00:02:55,325 --> 00:02:56,525 What is going on? 72 00:02:56,545 --> 00:02:58,842 May I speak plainly with you, Cecilia? 73 00:02:59,234 --> 00:02:59,898 (sighs) 74 00:02:59,918 --> 00:03:01,772 I'm in a bit of a sexual drought. 75 00:03:01,797 --> 00:03:04,244 The Good Valley Schmidt hasn't seen rain in months. 76 00:03:04,265 --> 00:03:06,732 You're just... you're giving off a creepy vibe. 77 00:03:06,752 --> 00:03:10,152 All right? Living alone is messing up your game and it's making you weird. 78 00:03:10,172 --> 00:03:11,939 Yeah, but I love living alone. 79 00:03:12,155 --> 00:03:13,607 Where are you, grapes? 80 00:03:13,829 --> 00:03:15,243 Grápés. 81 00:03:15,611 --> 00:03:17,045 Great apes. 82 00:03:17,312 --> 00:03:18,953 Grapes, we have you surrounded. 83 00:03:18,968 --> 00:03:20,801 Come out with your stems up! 84 00:03:21,090 --> 00:03:22,424 (sniffles) 85 00:03:23,733 --> 00:03:26,378 (sobbing loudly) 86 00:03:27,309 --> 00:03:29,985 I guess my game could be upped if I increased my... 87 00:03:29,991 --> 00:03:32,204 - my human contact a little bit. - Good. 88 00:03:32,221 --> 00:03:34,604 Because you're caressing your own arm right now. 89 00:03:36,125 --> 00:03:37,978 - Hmm. - That's not normal, man. 90 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,900 I've been working out. It feels... I don't... 91 00:03:41,691 --> 00:03:43,759 I just want to know why you walked out. 92 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:47,930 Was there something else going on? Was there someone else? 93 00:03:48,450 --> 00:03:49,563 Can I just say, 94 00:03:49,593 --> 00:03:51,880 I really wish this coffee was a giant beer. 95 00:03:51,908 --> 00:03:54,788 And I wish this scone was a-a whiskey and I could just 96 00:03:54,810 --> 00:03:56,392 drink one... just chase 'em. 97 00:03:57,739 --> 00:03:59,219 This is nice. 98 00:03:59,361 --> 00:04:00,895 Glad we're doing this. 99 00:04:01,291 --> 00:04:02,251 So how'd it go? 100 00:04:02,264 --> 00:04:05,455 We gabbed like a couple of washer women over the back fence. 101 00:04:05,595 --> 00:04:08,438 That's great. So proud of you. 102 00:04:09,498 --> 00:04:10,232 (tires screech) 103 00:04:10,246 --> 00:04:11,746 You two are dating? 104 00:04:11,772 --> 00:04:14,071 I knew it. I knew it was her! 105 00:04:14,336 --> 00:04:15,336 What...? 106 00:04:15,350 --> 00:04:16,970 You didn't tell her we were together?! 107 00:04:16,987 --> 00:04:18,637 I told her we were together. 108 00:04:19,014 --> 00:04:20,954 I'm not getting away with this. I didn't tell her. 109 00:04:20,977 --> 00:04:22,495 Caroline: Screw you, Miller! 110 00:04:25,416 --> 00:04:27,756 Hey, I don't understand. You guys talked for 30 minutes. 111 00:04:27,769 --> 00:04:30,789 - How did our relationship not come up? - 'Cause I got scared. 112 00:04:30,806 --> 00:04:32,406 There were so many things that I wanted to tell her. 113 00:04:32,788 --> 00:04:35,661 You ever thought how weird it would be if you just gave up your thumb? 114 00:04:36,044 --> 00:04:39,037 You just didn't have a thumb. I mean, how would you give a thumbs up? Just like this? 115 00:04:39,050 --> 00:04:40,926 I think a guy died in the building, 'cause one day 116 00:04:40,938 --> 00:04:43,125 in the Dumpster is a bunch of clothes that just fit me. 117 00:04:43,145 --> 00:04:46,145 (with British accent): What I like to do now is take the Underground, yeah? 118 00:04:46,168 --> 00:04:48,192 Spend my quid. Cheers? 119 00:04:49,531 --> 00:04:50,311 (phone chimes) 120 00:04:50,366 --> 00:04:51,833 Oh, crap. This is her. 121 00:04:52,178 --> 00:04:53,425 She thinks I cheated, Jess. 122 00:04:53,441 --> 00:04:55,081 You know who you should talk to? 123 00:04:55,512 --> 00:04:56,466 Berkley. 124 00:04:56,492 --> 00:04:59,239 He's so good at this stuff... friendship, closure. 125 00:04:59,271 --> 00:05:01,599 Actually, he did write a book about it. It's an e-book. 126 00:05:01,618 --> 00:05:04,079 I gave it four stars, but it kind of falls apart at the end. 127 00:05:04,106 --> 00:05:06,908 He goes into God in a way I don't think he needs to. 128 00:05:06,976 --> 00:05:08,049 You know what? I'm gonna text him? 129 00:05:08,062 --> 00:05:11,897 Why would I talk to your ex-boyfriend about my ex-girlfriend? 130 00:05:11,923 --> 00:05:12,880 Well, you need his help. 131 00:05:12,901 --> 00:05:14,747 - You're right. Give me. Can I see? - No, no, no. 132 00:05:14,770 --> 00:05:15,937 - Can I see? - Yeah. Yeah. 133 00:05:15,958 --> 00:05:18,598 - "Hey, babe..." Don't call him "babe." - It's just what we call each other. 134 00:05:18,604 --> 00:05:21,244 - "BF problems"? - My boyfriend is having problems. 135 00:05:21,257 --> 00:05:23,532 - XOXO? - It's a really common greeting. 136 00:05:23,559 --> 00:05:25,379 "Kissing you, hugging you, kissing you, hugging you"? 137 00:05:25,398 --> 00:05:29,494 What else am I gonna write? "O-O-O"? That just looks like "Oh..." 138 00:05:29,521 --> 00:05:30,969 You're leading him on, Jess. 139 00:05:30,985 --> 00:05:32,665 - Oh, Nick. - You are. 140 00:05:32,681 --> 00:05:34,082 Berkley's really gonna teach you a lot. 141 00:05:34,115 --> 00:05:36,455 Men don't talk to people they've dated 142 00:05:36,471 --> 00:05:38,872 unless they want sex, or they're Winston. 143 00:05:38,887 --> 00:05:40,720 - I also want sex. - Going to Schmidt's. 144 00:05:40,749 --> 00:05:42,472 He's been begging us to all week. 145 00:05:42,724 --> 00:05:44,444 Jess, men are sick. 146 00:05:44,464 --> 00:05:47,263 Look, I'm a relatively good guy, but even I'm a sicko. 147 00:05:47,362 --> 00:05:49,209 Luckily, we have the Internet as a community of... 148 00:05:49,235 --> 00:05:50,283 (phone chimes) 149 00:05:50,458 --> 00:05:51,785 Oh, this is terrible! 150 00:05:51,814 --> 00:05:55,427 She's quoting scriptures, but using tons of cuss words. 151 00:05:55,457 --> 00:05:57,084 - This is as bad as it gets with Caroline. - Okay. 152 00:05:57,118 --> 00:06:00,282 Berkley's around the corner at his baby's world music class. 153 00:06:01,716 --> 00:06:03,829 Okay, you know what? I'm in. 154 00:06:03,872 --> 00:06:05,512 - Great. - What kind of beer does Berkley like? 155 00:06:05,526 --> 00:06:08,427 - He doesn't. - Oh, great. I cannot wait to meet him. 156 00:06:10,698 --> 00:06:11,537 Fellas. 157 00:06:11,558 --> 00:06:14,442 You made it. As promised, here's a coupon for a free sub. 158 00:06:14,468 --> 00:06:15,716 Yup. (chuckles) 159 00:06:15,729 --> 00:06:17,271 Probably get ham. 160 00:06:17,299 --> 00:06:19,339 Wow, man. (laughs) 161 00:06:19,474 --> 00:06:21,334 - It's nice inside of here, man. - Yeah. 162 00:06:21,369 --> 00:06:23,336 - It's like a European airport. - Oh, what's that? 163 00:06:23,356 --> 00:06:24,703 Uh, you want to watch the game? 164 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:26,992 Which one? Basketball? Football? 165 00:06:27,314 --> 00:06:28,274 Of Thrones? 166 00:06:28,301 --> 00:06:30,114 Winston and Coach: Oh! 167 00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:31,341 Winston: That is awesome, man. 168 00:06:31,365 --> 00:06:34,192 Look at this place, Schmidt. You got so many plush surfaces. 169 00:06:34,212 --> 00:06:36,172 Well, there are 15 different bang spots in here, 170 00:06:36,210 --> 00:06:39,470 each one specifically designated to its own sexual position. 171 00:06:39,490 --> 00:06:42,631 - Winston: Mm. - That's standing, this is sitting, that's diagonal. 172 00:06:42,657 --> 00:06:45,117 - (laughs) That's how I do it. - The "Why? Why? Because." 173 00:06:45,140 --> 00:06:46,713 The "Closure of the Lincoln Tunnel." 174 00:06:46,732 --> 00:06:48,994 The "Red Beanbag Chair." 175 00:06:49,010 --> 00:06:50,917 Which is pretty obvious, but, you know, that's a good one. 176 00:06:50,937 --> 00:06:52,170 The "Glass Menagerie." 177 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:53,309 - The "Bike Share." - Nice. 178 00:06:53,328 --> 00:06:55,435 - The "Backwards Oops." - What is "backwards oops"? 179 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:57,325 You don't want to put it... mm. 180 00:06:57,452 --> 00:06:59,365 - You don't know what it means. - I mean, I don't... 181 00:06:59,382 --> 00:07:02,726 I've done it, I've done it, but I didn't know I was doing it. You know, it was... 182 00:07:03,124 --> 00:07:04,376 Super cool, dude. 183 00:07:04,396 --> 00:07:08,056 - I wish I had my own place. - Guys, mi casa es su casa. 184 00:07:08,063 --> 00:07:09,488 - I even made you guys keys. - What? 185 00:07:09,511 --> 00:07:11,391 Check these out. That one's yours. 186 00:07:11,413 --> 00:07:13,940 - Aw, it looks like a guitar. - Yeah, that's 'cause you're rocking. 187 00:07:13,953 --> 00:07:15,193 Mine's a... 188 00:07:15,237 --> 00:07:16,937 It's a rainbow kissing a star. 189 00:07:16,958 --> 00:07:18,638 - You like it? - Blah! 190 00:07:18,669 --> 00:07:21,336 - Yeah. - Guys, hang out here anytime you want. 191 00:07:21,356 --> 00:07:22,743 - Even now. Who's thirsty? - Thanks. 192 00:07:22,771 --> 00:07:23,691 - Right there. - Dude! 193 00:07:23,719 --> 00:07:25,218 - Shut up! - Damn, man. 194 00:07:25,237 --> 00:07:26,893 - You're like James Bond. - (chuckles) 195 00:07:26,895 --> 00:07:28,862 But I'll be... I'll be Moneypenny for sure. 196 00:07:28,896 --> 00:07:30,543 - Yeah. - Wait, which one is Moneypenny? 197 00:07:30,562 --> 00:07:32,008 It's the woman. 198 00:07:32,313 --> 00:07:33,060 Oh. 199 00:07:33,128 --> 00:07:35,061 (whispering) 200 00:07:35,081 --> 00:07:38,108 So, did the store have that, uh, bamboo highchair you were looking for? 201 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:41,229 No, not the one I wanted. So I think I'm just gonna... 202 00:07:41,248 --> 00:07:43,343 Both: Order it online. 203 00:07:43,384 --> 00:07:45,077 - (laughs) - You still got it. 204 00:07:45,083 --> 00:07:45,996 You still got it. 205 00:07:46,022 --> 00:07:48,135 Big deal, I've been online, too. I still got it. 206 00:07:48,323 --> 00:07:49,766 It's different. (phone chimes) 207 00:07:50,558 --> 00:07:51,958 So, this is the problem. 208 00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:54,398 Nick didn't tell his ex that we were together, 209 00:07:54,404 --> 00:07:57,093 and she found out, and now she's really, really upset. 210 00:07:57,119 --> 00:07:58,648 This is the scariest one yet. 211 00:07:58,673 --> 00:08:00,186 It's just a bunch of smiley faces. 212 00:08:00,202 --> 00:08:03,135 Okay, um, not to be all guy with a baby, 213 00:08:03,158 --> 00:08:06,494 but, uh, exes are really a lot like newborns, okay? 214 00:08:06,508 --> 00:08:08,601 The burps can be so yucky, 215 00:08:08,614 --> 00:08:10,281 but you know what comes after a burp? 216 00:08:10,300 --> 00:08:11,341 What? 217 00:08:11,366 --> 00:08:12,826 A big old smile. 218 00:08:13,240 --> 00:08:14,547 Aw. 219 00:08:14,908 --> 00:08:16,682 What the hell are you talking about? 220 00:08:16,695 --> 00:08:19,317 - It was a metaphor, Nick. - It was a classic fatherhood metaphor. 221 00:08:19,330 --> 00:08:22,529 No, my-my point is you just need to face her 222 00:08:22,542 --> 00:08:23,942 and let her get it all off her chest. 223 00:08:23,978 --> 00:08:26,066 - Oh, I feel like I've done that. - No, you didn't. 224 00:08:26,086 --> 00:08:29,028 You just talked and talked about nothing for 30 minutes. 225 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:31,663 Berkley: Okay, look, I know it's hard. I know that, man. 226 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:33,420 I'm here and I'm hearing it. 227 00:08:33,435 --> 00:08:36,882 I mean, when Jess and I did this, I think we cried for, like... two days? 228 00:08:36,889 --> 00:08:38,548 I mean, at least. But look. 229 00:08:38,580 --> 00:08:41,694 Now I have such a good friend, and we talk all the time, 230 00:08:41,726 --> 00:08:44,313 - and he's such a good listener. - Say what? I can't hear you. 231 00:08:44,344 --> 00:08:46,812 (laughs) 232 00:08:47,055 --> 00:08:48,872 (laughs) 233 00:08:49,879 --> 00:08:51,159 Is this real? 234 00:08:51,186 --> 00:08:53,239 You guys saw each other naked, and now you're friends? 235 00:08:53,261 --> 00:08:55,193 Yes, it's the purest form of friendship. 236 00:08:55,213 --> 00:08:56,663 Straight Leno and Eubanks. 237 00:08:56,724 --> 00:08:58,024 (laughs) 238 00:08:59,374 --> 00:09:01,834 I just want to say you're incredible, 239 00:09:01,850 --> 00:09:04,067 and I'm so lucky to have you in my life. 240 00:09:06,441 --> 00:09:08,911 - Okay, I took your advice. - What do we got? 241 00:09:10,505 --> 00:09:12,934 "My bad. Let's be friends, 'kay?" 242 00:09:13,368 --> 00:09:15,462 Smooth, but tough. 243 00:09:15,482 --> 00:09:16,695 That's not good, Nick. 244 00:09:16,717 --> 00:09:18,764 Friendship is a, um... 245 00:09:18,793 --> 00:09:21,783 it's like a beautiful flower. You have to nourish it, okay? 246 00:09:21,802 --> 00:09:23,475 - You can't just buy it at a store. - All right. 247 00:09:23,501 --> 00:09:26,276 First of all, it was a draft, okay, and I'll fix it. 248 00:09:26,294 --> 00:09:28,955 And second of all, with all due respect, 249 00:09:28,975 --> 00:09:32,215 you can buy a flower at a store. 250 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:33,138 (laughs) 251 00:09:33,163 --> 00:09:34,411 Millered! 252 00:09:36,007 --> 00:09:38,147 Schmidt: I know as an angel you usually sleep in heaven, 253 00:09:38,167 --> 00:09:40,914 but would you care to spend the evening at my place? 254 00:09:40,941 --> 00:09:43,061 I think maybe I would. 255 00:09:43,087 --> 00:09:44,429 Fantastic choice. 256 00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:47,065 Here's my address. 257 00:09:47,694 --> 00:09:49,599 There's usually no place to park. 258 00:09:50,784 --> 00:09:53,243 - Well, so where would I...? - You're a big girl. 259 00:09:53,527 --> 00:09:55,045 You'll figure it out. 260 00:10:00,087 --> 00:10:01,936 Uh, just tr-try south of Sixth. 261 00:10:01,962 --> 00:10:04,004 There's usually a string of open spaces down there. 262 00:10:04,017 --> 00:10:07,011 And there's not a right turn on red on Fifth, just FYI. 263 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:12,730 Okay, here's the deal. I've been wanting to end things with Claire for years now. 264 00:10:12,749 --> 00:10:14,429 And I'm gonna do it. It's gonna take one phone call. 265 00:10:14,442 --> 00:10:16,182 - What? - She's gonna burn all my clothes on the lawn. 266 00:10:16,201 --> 00:10:17,971 I don't care. I only want to wear Henleys anyways. 267 00:10:17,991 --> 00:10:20,004 Jess, we can finally be together. 268 00:10:20,031 --> 00:10:20,911 What?! 269 00:10:20,939 --> 00:10:23,199 Wait, no, but leave your wife?! 270 00:10:23,222 --> 00:10:25,349 For you. I'm gonna leave my wife for you. 271 00:10:25,383 --> 00:10:28,250 - Wait, what...? - "Thank you for being so incredible." 272 00:10:28,272 --> 00:10:30,345 "So lucky to have you in my life"? 273 00:10:30,365 --> 00:10:31,465 - Jess. - Mm-mm. 274 00:10:31,494 --> 00:10:33,681 - When you said those words, I knew. - No. 275 00:10:33,707 --> 00:10:36,641 Berkley, there's been a fundamental misunderstanding here. 276 00:10:36,660 --> 00:10:39,152 You know the last time Claire thanked me for anything? 277 00:10:39,178 --> 00:10:41,660 It was when I was pulling out her chair at our wedding. 278 00:10:41,673 --> 00:10:43,873 - No... - She doesn't appreciate me like you do. 279 00:10:43,892 --> 00:10:45,499 No, it's not happening. No, no... 280 00:10:45,516 --> 00:10:48,336 Aah! Damn it, Winston! Oh, God. 281 00:10:48,359 --> 00:10:50,766 Pretend this is attached, and there's water coming out. 282 00:10:50,956 --> 00:10:52,162 Okay. 283 00:10:53,406 --> 00:10:54,760 No, not like that. 284 00:10:55,039 --> 00:10:56,147 (makes whooshing noise) 285 00:10:56,167 --> 00:10:57,427 It's not sexual! 286 00:10:57,455 --> 00:10:59,335 No! I'm not feeding you water! 287 00:10:59,362 --> 00:11:00,454 - Wet my mouth. - No! 288 00:11:01,713 --> 00:11:02,846 Oh, hi. 289 00:11:02,948 --> 00:11:04,482 - Are you Schmidt's friend? - What? 290 00:11:04,515 --> 00:11:05,942 Sch-Schmidt's friend? 291 00:11:05,962 --> 00:11:09,081 Where you at? 'Cause I'm ready to ea... 292 00:11:09,306 --> 00:11:10,267 Hey! 293 00:11:10,287 --> 00:11:12,537 My good friend... Frank... 294 00:11:12,990 --> 00:11:14,717 Scabopolis! 295 00:11:14,743 --> 00:11:16,578 Ah, give me a hug, you Greek son of a bitch! 296 00:11:16,595 --> 00:11:17,889 - Come here! - What? 297 00:11:20,659 --> 00:11:23,761 - Where is this coming from? - You. The phone calls, the texts, 298 00:11:23,782 --> 00:11:26,469 "Boyfriend problems," "I need you," hugs, kisses. 299 00:11:26,482 --> 00:11:27,976 - What? - More hugs, more kisses. 300 00:11:27,998 --> 00:11:31,220 - I... - You have been setting up dominoes for ten years. 301 00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:33,458 - And now they are falling. - You have a baby, sir! 302 00:11:33,483 --> 00:11:35,879 I know. And you are gonna make such a good stepmom. 303 00:11:35,898 --> 00:11:37,699 I love you, Jessica. 304 00:11:37,712 --> 00:11:40,632 God, it feels good to say that out loud and not just to my sleeping wife. 305 00:11:40,653 --> 00:11:41,873 Nick: (groans) 306 00:11:42,144 --> 00:11:44,203 - Guys, I need your help. - You, hey! 307 00:11:44,295 --> 00:11:46,142 Nick was right about you, and he can't know that, 308 00:11:46,167 --> 00:11:48,416 - so put a sock in it! - What is wrong with me? 309 00:11:48,439 --> 00:11:50,546 - Hi. - Hey. - I keep trying to write to Caroline, 310 00:11:50,569 --> 00:11:53,356 but I'm choking. I can't get past "What's up, C?" 311 00:11:53,392 --> 00:11:54,239 (phone chimes) 312 00:11:54,264 --> 00:11:57,149 Oh, that's her. It says, "Come to the window, friend." Friend. 313 00:11:57,167 --> 00:11:59,641 - That's good. That's good. - That's a good thing. Yeah. 314 00:12:00,317 --> 00:12:01,911 Caroline! Hey! 315 00:12:01,940 --> 00:12:05,141 You cheat on me and then you want to be friends?! 316 00:12:05,156 --> 00:12:07,076 I'm just writing you an e-mail! 317 00:12:07,089 --> 00:12:08,529 It's-it's not sending! 318 00:12:08,553 --> 00:12:11,060 Look, gonna throw it down, but I need my phone back! 319 00:12:11,075 --> 00:12:13,195 - We talk now! - Caroline! Hey! 320 00:12:13,208 --> 00:12:14,222 (car alarm wailing) 321 00:12:14,252 --> 00:12:16,239 - Stop! - Really excited to... 322 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:17,674 - No! - ...talk to you guys. 323 00:12:17,701 --> 00:12:19,295 Hey, stop! That's not my car! 324 00:12:19,308 --> 00:12:21,222 Tell Jess I said hi. 325 00:12:22,553 --> 00:12:25,146 No, Caroline, I parked down the street! 326 00:12:25,159 --> 00:12:27,301 It... Why am I telling you?! 327 00:12:30,763 --> 00:12:32,944 At least she can't get into the building. 328 00:12:33,365 --> 00:12:35,102 Okay, what am I gonna do here? 329 00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:36,355 She cut off the power. 330 00:12:36,368 --> 00:12:38,088 No, Nick, that was you. You turned off the light. 331 00:12:38,106 --> 00:12:39,714 All the other lights are still on. 332 00:12:39,740 --> 00:12:41,120 My bad. Thank you. 333 00:12:41,822 --> 00:12:43,329 (quietly): I know you're scared. Let me be brave. 334 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:45,113 You should go because you have a wife, 335 00:12:45,134 --> 00:12:47,107 and you have a baby, and you love them. 336 00:12:47,114 --> 00:12:49,295 Jess, what are you, crazy? 337 00:12:49,315 --> 00:12:51,442 It's not safe out there. Berkley can't go. He stays here. 338 00:12:51,455 --> 00:12:53,915 - I don't think that... - Thank you, Nick. - You're very welcome. 339 00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:56,520 I'll be with you in just one second, all right? 340 00:12:56,533 --> 00:12:58,351 - Mm-hmm. - And don't drink the water by the bed. 341 00:12:58,358 --> 00:13:00,080 It's got my contacts in it. 342 00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:01,661 (laughs) 343 00:13:02,929 --> 00:13:04,696 - What are you doing? - What are you doing? 344 00:13:04,834 --> 00:13:07,501 And t-tell her that I'd like to be reimbursed for those strawberries. 345 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,260 - What...? Dude. - Why is she calling you Schmidt? 346 00:13:09,279 --> 00:13:11,176 I told her my name was Schmidt in case we saw your mail. 347 00:13:11,189 --> 00:13:14,658 I don't just leave mail out. This isn't a small business. Get out. 348 00:13:14,678 --> 00:13:16,811 Dude, I'm about to seal the deal. I'm not getting out. 349 00:13:16,829 --> 00:13:18,762 I'm about to... I'm-I'm a deal sealer. 350 00:13:18,775 --> 00:13:20,410 I'm about to get some squish, dude, 351 00:13:20,435 --> 00:13:22,875 - and you need to not get in between that. - I'm about to nail it into the wall. 352 00:13:22,895 --> 00:13:25,448 Dude, I'm about to take down that va-dragon. 353 00:13:25,479 --> 00:13:28,735 I'm about to pin the tail on the va-donkey, dude. 354 00:13:28,754 --> 00:13:30,055 You better not stand in the way of this. 355 00:13:30,083 --> 00:13:32,174 Don't call her a va-donkey. I don't even know her well 356 00:13:32,181 --> 00:13:33,805 and I want her to leave, but please don't call her 357 00:13:33,814 --> 00:13:35,979 - a va-d... va-donkey. - I won't. All right. Please. 358 00:13:36,461 --> 00:13:37,680 I need this. 359 00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:40,704 Okay, fine. I will use the guest room. 360 00:13:40,707 --> 00:13:42,787 - Yes. - Like an animal. 361 00:13:43,997 --> 00:13:45,010 Oh, yes. 362 00:13:45,539 --> 00:13:47,306 Oh! Winston! What are you doing?! 363 00:13:47,325 --> 00:13:48,893 Oh, we were just playing a game. 364 00:13:48,909 --> 00:13:50,997 You know, Bad Cop, Black Cop? 365 00:13:51,325 --> 00:13:52,558 It's me, Bertie! 366 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:54,274 (groans) (elevator bell dings) 367 00:13:59,533 --> 00:14:02,260 Um, I might have been wrong about some things, 368 00:14:02,289 --> 00:14:04,196 um, some Berkley things. 369 00:14:04,209 --> 00:14:05,242 Hey, the screaming stopped. 370 00:14:05,270 --> 00:14:07,070 I knew she'd run out of gas. (pounding on door) 371 00:14:07,092 --> 00:14:08,059 - "My bad"?! - What? 372 00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,741 "Let's be friends, 'kay"?! 373 00:14:09,927 --> 00:14:12,034 You couldn't even write out "okay"?! 374 00:14:12,054 --> 00:14:14,474 It's go time, Nick. Time to break out that burp cloth. 375 00:14:14,875 --> 00:14:16,411 Jess, let's give him some space... 376 00:14:16,444 --> 00:14:19,097 - (whispers): by going to a motel. - I don't love you. 377 00:14:19,847 --> 00:14:21,914 - I got a slight beer buzz. Let's do it. - Yeah, don't go. 378 00:14:21,934 --> 00:14:24,114 - I thought you wanted me to talk to her. - Don't go right now. 379 00:14:24,133 --> 00:14:26,472 I'm sorry. You don't love me? 380 00:14:26,498 --> 00:14:29,141 - Say it again? - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 381 00:14:29,167 --> 00:14:32,533 - Oh... What?! - Then why have you led me on for ten years? 382 00:14:32,555 --> 00:14:34,219 Oh, hell on Earth no! 383 00:14:34,239 --> 00:14:36,386 Oh, my God, I was right. 384 00:14:36,404 --> 00:14:39,076 - He wants to bone you. - Oh, come on, Nick! 385 00:14:39,506 --> 00:14:40,879 Nick: Caroline, I'll be right there. 386 00:14:40,902 --> 00:14:42,755 I'm so sorry, Berkley. You got cut off. 387 00:14:42,791 --> 00:14:43,824 - Thank you, sir. - No. 388 00:14:43,844 --> 00:14:45,486 Berkley: May, 2004. 389 00:14:45,501 --> 00:14:48,248 You brushed my hand at Dave Matthews concert 390 00:14:48,277 --> 00:14:50,077 - during "Two Step." - "Two Step"? 391 00:14:50,099 --> 00:14:52,496 - Oh, my God. - Or that time that I helped you move, 392 00:14:52,515 --> 00:14:54,222 and I came over, I was wearing sweatpants. 393 00:14:54,248 --> 00:14:55,977 You couldn't stop staring at my rig. 394 00:14:55,998 --> 00:14:58,818 - She loves looking at rigs. - Why are you calling it a rig?! 395 00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:01,151 - You're doing it again. - One second, Caroline! 396 00:15:01,155 --> 00:15:02,742 Open this door! 397 00:15:07,557 --> 00:15:09,523 You think I wear this sweater because I like it? 398 00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:10,648 It's a handsome sweater. 399 00:15:10,679 --> 00:15:12,673 - That's right, I love you. - No! 400 00:15:12,701 --> 00:15:14,457 - Berkley: What do you mean, no? - Ooh! 401 00:15:15,196 --> 00:15:17,464 Open the door! Come on! 402 00:15:17,697 --> 00:15:18,644 Schmidt? 403 00:15:18,672 --> 00:15:20,552 You said to me that I was incredible 404 00:15:20,558 --> 00:15:22,486 and you were so lucky, and now here we are, 405 00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:24,413 we're trying to hook up Nick with his ex-girlfriend. 406 00:15:24,430 --> 00:15:26,656 - I mean, that's what this is, right? - No, it isn't. That's not what... 407 00:15:26,667 --> 00:15:28,054 So let's just do it, come on. 408 00:15:28,074 --> 00:15:29,568 - Hey, hey, - Berkley, Berkley! 409 00:15:29,608 --> 00:15:30,629 - Oh, no! - No, no! 410 00:15:30,658 --> 00:15:32,618 - No, what are you doing? - Oh, no. 411 00:15:32,687 --> 00:15:34,540 - 'Kay! - Oh, hey! 412 00:15:34,561 --> 00:15:37,063 - Car-o-line. - Yeah... 413 00:15:37,897 --> 00:15:40,080 You stole my boyfriend. 414 00:15:44,478 --> 00:15:45,858 Schmidt? 415 00:15:45,891 --> 00:15:47,222 Be right there! 416 00:15:47,354 --> 00:15:49,501 That should buy us some time. Coach, you stay with your girl 417 00:15:49,523 --> 00:15:51,576 who thinks that you're me in my bedroom. 418 00:15:51,601 --> 00:15:53,369 Winston, you stay in the guest room with Bertie doing 419 00:15:53,393 --> 00:15:54,973 whatever the hell it is you guys are doing. 420 00:15:54,986 --> 00:15:56,345 - Gross. - I'm gonna keep Sarah... 421 00:15:56,358 --> 00:15:57,931 (knocking) Almost there! 422 00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:59,399 I'm gonna keep Sarah in the living room, 423 00:15:59,412 --> 00:16:02,410 using one of the living-dining- open-floor-plan bang spots. 424 00:16:02,423 --> 00:16:05,861 Now, no exits, no entrances, no Noises Off baloney. 425 00:16:05,893 --> 00:16:07,026 Capeesh? 426 00:16:07,047 --> 00:16:08,026 Confirm my capeesh! 427 00:16:08,041 --> 00:16:09,148 - Capeesh! - (mutters gibberish) 428 00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:10,882 - Let's go. Do it. - All right. 429 00:16:10,905 --> 00:16:12,845 - Guys, guys! - Right. 430 00:16:12,886 --> 00:16:14,713 This is the exact type of baloney that I'm talking about. 431 00:16:14,728 --> 00:16:17,259 Unbelievable. Guys, guys! 432 00:16:17,831 --> 00:16:19,549 I'm really glad that we're doing this. 433 00:16:19,713 --> 00:16:20,908 - Okay. - All right. 434 00:16:21,408 --> 00:16:23,208 I did not steal your boyfriend. 435 00:16:23,230 --> 00:16:24,641 Timeline. Now. 436 00:16:24,674 --> 00:16:26,141 Okay, um... 437 00:16:26,433 --> 00:16:27,906 you and Nick break up. 438 00:16:27,908 --> 00:16:29,442 London has a great Olympics. 439 00:16:29,476 --> 00:16:31,006 Uh-oh, trouble in Syria. 440 00:16:31,025 --> 00:16:33,852 Board up your windows. Superstorm Sandy. 441 00:16:35,192 --> 00:16:37,552 Hey, over here. Me and Nick get together. 442 00:16:37,571 --> 00:16:40,217 And here's that beautiful Sunday in the park that you and I went to, 443 00:16:40,235 --> 00:16:41,648 - and we have a wonderful Sunday. - Shut up, Berkley! 444 00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:44,033 - No, you shut up, Jess. - Don't take this out on Jess. 445 00:16:44,049 --> 00:16:47,024 Oh, oh, right, it's the beginning, so you're being all supportive now. 446 00:16:47,044 --> 00:16:49,968 He's still trying. I mean, I bet he's still laughing at all your jokes, right? 447 00:16:49,996 --> 00:16:51,055 Well... 448 00:16:51,079 --> 00:16:52,900 I have a great instinct for comedy. 449 00:16:52,907 --> 00:16:55,563 All right, well, you know what, you enjoy all that while it lasts, 450 00:16:55,590 --> 00:16:57,456 because I'll tell you what. 451 00:16:57,478 --> 00:17:00,318 It's not gonna be long before he stops 452 00:17:00,327 --> 00:17:02,628 holding your hand and starts high-fiving you 453 00:17:02,649 --> 00:17:05,177 and he stops letting you be the little spoon and he starts 454 00:17:05,197 --> 00:17:07,985 drifting off during important conversations. 455 00:17:08,007 --> 00:17:09,770 Are you listening right now? 456 00:17:11,122 --> 00:17:11,857 What's that? 457 00:17:11,885 --> 00:17:14,432 - Seriously, Nick? - Jess, you're the girlfriend now, 458 00:17:14,860 --> 00:17:16,582 but one day you're gonna be the ex. 459 00:17:17,189 --> 00:17:20,587 And two years after he breaks up with you, he still won't tell you why. 460 00:17:22,996 --> 00:17:24,958 Um, okay, well, um... 461 00:17:24,971 --> 00:17:28,470 this has been a really, um, neat talk, so, um... 462 00:17:29,394 --> 00:17:33,474 I'm gonna go... sit in the shower, 463 00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:35,947 and, um, go over the greatest hits in my mind. 464 00:17:35,974 --> 00:17:38,624 Berkley: I'll just be right here, picturing the whole sudsy thing. 465 00:17:38,650 --> 00:17:40,757 Hey, hey, ho, I'm right here. How about a little respect? 466 00:17:40,779 --> 00:17:43,219 I know. What, you... This is obviously happening. 467 00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:45,561 - Jess: No, it's not! - Where's your brain? 468 00:17:48,095 --> 00:17:49,890 Hey, Jess, you okay? 469 00:17:53,266 --> 00:17:54,790 (voice breaking): No. 470 00:17:55,634 --> 00:17:58,494 This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me. 471 00:17:58,817 --> 00:18:01,405 (sobs): I've led a very fortunate life. 472 00:18:01,431 --> 00:18:04,134 - Look, Jess, you were right. - No, you were right. 473 00:18:04,194 --> 00:18:05,935 I feel like such a fool. 474 00:18:06,703 --> 00:18:08,076 You were right about everything. 475 00:18:08,106 --> 00:18:09,540 No, I wasn't. 476 00:18:09,780 --> 00:18:12,357 Caroline deserves to know why I left. 477 00:18:13,463 --> 00:18:15,039 And you should hear, too. 478 00:18:18,853 --> 00:18:22,240 - I said I'm thirsty! Stop! Let me go, boy! - No, no, no, come, come... 479 00:18:22,261 --> 00:18:23,458 Whoa! 480 00:18:23,608 --> 00:18:24,808 Who the hell are you? 481 00:18:24,830 --> 00:18:26,528 Who the hell are you? 482 00:18:26,924 --> 00:18:28,117 - Schmidt. - What? 483 00:18:28,153 --> 00:18:31,178 Frank Scabopolis is up in here making out with some bitch. 484 00:18:31,198 --> 00:18:34,005 - Schmidt: That's not necessary. I mean... - Who's Frank Scabopolis? 485 00:18:34,022 --> 00:18:36,116 - Aren't you Schmidt?! - I-I am Schmidt. 486 00:18:36,137 --> 00:18:38,288 - I thought you were Schmidt. - I am Schmidt. 487 00:18:38,307 --> 00:18:40,631 Uh... Uh, w-we're brothers. 488 00:18:40,647 --> 00:18:42,454 We are, we're-we're brothers. What an upbringing that was. 489 00:18:42,467 --> 00:18:44,040 Yeah, same mom, different dads. 490 00:18:44,078 --> 00:18:45,131 One browner. 491 00:18:45,315 --> 00:18:46,009 (sighs) 492 00:18:46,020 --> 00:18:49,326 Then who the hell is Frank Scabopolis? 493 00:18:49,343 --> 00:18:50,423 Yeah. (door opens) 494 00:18:50,451 --> 00:18:52,999 I am Frank Scabopolis! 495 00:18:53,767 --> 00:18:54,795 (sighs) 496 00:18:55,161 --> 00:18:57,181 Is this helping, Schmidt? I forgot the plan. 497 00:18:57,194 --> 00:18:59,686 - Winston, please shut up. - Plan? What plan?! 498 00:18:59,713 --> 00:19:01,706 I... there's no plan. I know nothing about a plan. 499 00:19:01,722 --> 00:19:05,912 Is this some little nasty group sex games y'all got going on up in here? 500 00:19:05,918 --> 00:19:07,679 Been a couple years, but... 501 00:19:07,704 --> 00:19:08,937 - I'm down. - (groans) 502 00:19:08,956 --> 00:19:11,436 - I didn't want to know that. - I am out of here. 503 00:19:11,465 --> 00:19:13,519 - I'm way ahead of you. - No, no, please! 504 00:19:13,534 --> 00:19:15,847 Sarah, please, wait! I can... ugh. 505 00:19:15,930 --> 00:19:16,714 (sighs) 506 00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:17,719 Just... 507 00:19:18,018 --> 00:19:20,058 (clears throat) Well, I'm gonna go back to bed. 508 00:19:20,088 --> 00:19:23,313 Schmidt, that mattress is heaven. 509 00:19:23,350 --> 00:19:24,728 It's pretty good. 510 00:19:25,773 --> 00:19:27,074 See? 511 00:19:27,087 --> 00:19:29,973 You don't think I'm scary, do you, baby? 512 00:19:29,983 --> 00:19:31,070 - Oh, whoa! - Oh! 513 00:19:31,099 --> 00:19:32,065 - No. Hey, no. - (laughs) 514 00:19:32,093 --> 00:19:33,253 - I was just kidding. - No. 515 00:19:33,266 --> 00:19:35,079 Hey, Caroline, there's something I need to say. 516 00:19:35,088 --> 00:19:37,429 - Nick, you don't have to do this. - Nick: No, I-I do. 517 00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:40,880 Look, I never cheated on you, but I might as well have. 518 00:19:42,061 --> 00:19:44,986 See, I fell in love with Jess the moment she walked through the door. 519 00:19:45,813 --> 00:19:47,941 - Boo! - Really? 520 00:19:48,615 --> 00:19:49,896 Sorry. 521 00:19:50,330 --> 00:19:52,283 The moment I walked through the door? 522 00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:53,458 Really? 523 00:19:54,733 --> 00:19:56,243 'Cause I thought I annoyed you. 524 00:19:56,264 --> 00:19:59,219 - Can we do this later, please? It's just not a good... - Yeah, okay. Got it, yup. 525 00:19:59,268 --> 00:20:01,638 Caroline, she's the reason that I left. 526 00:20:03,197 --> 00:20:05,052 I always thought that it was Jess. 527 00:20:06,627 --> 00:20:08,271 I'm glad I'm not crazy. 528 00:20:08,622 --> 00:20:10,246 - Well... - Hmm. 529 00:20:10,638 --> 00:20:12,145 Thanks for telling me the truth. 530 00:20:12,165 --> 00:20:13,712 Oh, I'm just sorry it didn't happen sooner. 531 00:20:13,727 --> 00:20:15,495 - Don't touch me. - I'm so sorry. 532 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:18,462 - I was kidding. - There's that famous Milwaukee humor. 533 00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:21,281 - I'm not from Milwaukee. - You honestly scare me. 534 00:20:21,529 --> 00:20:23,309 - Good-bye, Nick. - Bye. 535 00:20:24,124 --> 00:20:25,172 Jess: Hey. 536 00:20:25,218 --> 00:20:26,838 Look, Berkley, um, 537 00:20:26,860 --> 00:20:29,803 I'm so sorry that you got the wrong idea about us. 538 00:20:30,958 --> 00:20:32,415 You were right. 539 00:20:32,693 --> 00:20:34,865 I did play some part in it. 540 00:20:35,076 --> 00:20:36,257 Thank you. 541 00:20:37,543 --> 00:20:39,443 - Good luck, Jessica. - Thanks. 542 00:20:40,017 --> 00:20:41,250 See you later, bud. 543 00:20:41,256 --> 00:20:42,386 (sighs) 544 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,150 I really don't want to go back to my wife. Do you guys want to play 545 00:20:45,166 --> 00:20:47,722 - cards or something... - Go. Just go. - Get out of here. 546 00:20:50,341 --> 00:20:51,484 (door closes) 547 00:20:54,492 --> 00:20:56,052 The moment I walked through that door, huh? 548 00:20:56,073 --> 00:20:57,193 Just be cool about it. 549 00:20:57,220 --> 00:20:59,760 'Cause for me, it was way later. 550 00:20:59,784 --> 00:21:01,284 - Yeah, I know. - Like, a lot later... 551 00:21:01,305 --> 00:21:03,036 Oh, come here already. 552 00:21:04,162 --> 00:21:05,195 You could use that for something. 553 00:21:05,230 --> 00:21:06,736 - That's the "Glass Menagerie." - Yeah. 554 00:21:06,748 --> 00:21:09,128 - I'll sit her down right on top of that. - Oh, absolutely. 555 00:21:09,154 --> 00:21:11,515 - The, uh, "Star 68." - Where's that at? 556 00:21:11,543 --> 00:21:13,270 - Right there on that pillow. - Oh. 557 00:21:13,305 --> 00:21:14,632 - Wow. - The "Jumanji." 558 00:21:14,651 --> 00:21:16,739 Yeah, you do the... the "U Lock" on here. 559 00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:19,153 - That'd be cool. - (chuckles) - The "Jean-Michel Basquiat." 560 00:21:19,171 --> 00:21:21,039 - Oh, okay. - The "Fabric Softener." 561 00:21:21,055 --> 00:21:22,822 That's the "Kansas City Shaker." 562 00:21:22,843 --> 00:21:24,536 - This, right here? I like that. - Yeah. 563 00:21:24,565 --> 00:21:26,033 Back there, that's the "Nia Vardalos." 564 00:21:26,054 --> 00:21:28,534 - Ooh. That's nice, dude. - Nice. 565 00:21:28,547 --> 00:21:30,818 That one's "Sex on the Rug," 566 00:21:31,476 --> 00:21:33,363 which is... and, again, it's pretty obvious. 567 00:21:33,383 --> 00:21:35,684 But that's... you know, why mess with a classic? 568 00:21:35,728 --> 00:21:41,728 Synced and corrected by backinblack www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by Norther