1 00:00:01,770 --> 00:00:05,403 Guys, we're going on a cruise and you guys are coming with us. 2 00:00:05,676 --> 00:00:07,342 And none of you have a choice. 3 00:00:07,344 --> 00:00:08,911 A cruise? If I wanted to watch 4 00:00:08,913 --> 00:00:11,380 a heavy-set guy in sandals eating with his hands, I would've just posted up 5 00:00:11,382 --> 00:00:12,714 and watched Nick in the kitchen. 6 00:00:12,716 --> 00:00:14,917 When we were together, we booked a cruise. 7 00:00:14,919 --> 00:00:17,719 We tried to get our money back, but it's... 8 00:00:17,721 --> 00:00:18,954 Nonrefundable. 9 00:00:18,956 --> 00:00:20,255 Yeah. 10 00:00:20,257 --> 00:00:22,057 They made that very clear. 11 00:00:22,059 --> 00:00:23,358 Seemed like a safe bet at the time. 12 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:28,464 I don't want a refund on my cruises and I don't want a refund on you. 13 00:00:28,466 --> 00:00:29,865 We're never gonna die! 14 00:00:29,867 --> 00:00:31,967 - Yeah! - Y'all nasty. 15 00:00:31,969 --> 00:00:34,203 Ah-ha-ha, yeah! 16 00:00:34,205 --> 00:00:35,437 Where you going? 17 00:00:35,439 --> 00:00:37,272 - Yes! - What are you doing now? 18 00:00:37,274 --> 00:00:38,574 Oh, there she goes... 19 00:00:38,576 --> 00:00:40,776 Turns out, I do want a refund... 20 00:00:40,778 --> 00:00:42,077 On you. 21 00:00:42,079 --> 00:00:43,712 Give me my money back! 22 00:00:43,714 --> 00:00:47,716 Anyway, they let us downgrade our "lovers' suite" 23 00:00:47,718 --> 00:00:48,917 to include four more people. 24 00:00:48,919 --> 00:00:50,385 And that's you guys. 25 00:00:50,387 --> 00:00:53,722 I have some concerns about going on a cruise with two people that just broke up. 26 00:00:53,724 --> 00:00:54,723 - Absolutely. - Me, too. - Yeah, I have the same concern as Winnie. 27 00:00:54,725 --> 00:00:55,924 Like, I don't want to go. 28 00:00:55,926 --> 00:00:57,426 I have strong qualms as well. 29 00:00:57,428 --> 00:00:58,327 He got qualms. 30 00:00:58,329 --> 00:00:59,561 Put those qualms away. 31 00:00:59,563 --> 00:01:01,096 - Yeah. - It's gonna be fine, okay? 32 00:01:01,098 --> 00:01:02,664 - Totally. - We are killing this breakup, honestly. 33 00:01:02,666 --> 00:01:05,767 But we're gonna be on a ship in the middle of the ocean with no escape. 34 00:01:05,769 --> 00:01:08,637 What if you guys get in a big fight and we're stuck out there with you? 35 00:01:08,639 --> 00:01:10,672 It'll be like a floating, all-you-can-eat prison. 36 00:01:10,674 --> 00:01:13,775 I promise you no weirdness. 37 00:01:13,777 --> 00:01:16,245 Guess that's an excuse to go out and buy a new bikini. 38 00:01:16,247 --> 00:01:18,013 - Which could be good. - I'm in. 39 00:01:18,015 --> 00:01:19,948 Full steam ahead! We have two on board! 40 00:01:19,950 --> 00:01:21,850 Nope! 41 00:01:21,852 --> 00:01:24,319 Let's not do, uh, nautical puns, please. 42 00:01:24,321 --> 00:01:25,754 If we're gonna do nautical puns, we shouldn't... 43 00:01:25,756 --> 00:01:26,955 We shouldn't go. 44 00:01:26,957 --> 00:01:28,323 That's fair, and I won't. 45 00:01:28,325 --> 00:01:29,925 I'm in, too. 46 00:01:29,927 --> 00:01:31,260 Uh, I have an idea. Just throwing this out there. 47 00:01:31,262 --> 00:01:35,297 What if we do the cruise on the ground? 48 00:01:35,299 --> 00:01:37,032 - Like, on land. - That's silly. 49 00:01:37,034 --> 00:01:38,600 What, are you scared of boats or something? 50 00:01:38,602 --> 00:01:40,663 Afraid... me, afraid of boats? You're afraid of boats, dude. 51 00:01:40,694 --> 00:01:41,603 Ha! He's scared of boats? 52 00:01:41,605 --> 00:01:42,838 Hold on, hold on. 53 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:44,640 Oh, my God, you're scared of boats. 54 00:01:44,642 --> 00:01:46,041 Dude! Is it the boats or the water? Can you swim? 55 00:01:46,043 --> 00:01:47,609 Yeah. You feel safe now? 56 00:01:47,611 --> 00:01:48,777 I'm not... I don't need to be safe, man. 57 00:01:48,779 --> 00:01:49,978 I'm brave! 58 00:01:49,980 --> 00:01:51,213 I take dumps standing up! 59 00:01:51,215 --> 00:01:53,048 I'm a man! 60 00:01:54,017 --> 00:01:56,218 ♪ Who's that girl? ♪ 61 00:01:56,220 --> 00:02:00,122 ♪ Who's that girl? ♪ ♪ It's Jess. ♪ 62 00:02:00,152 --> 00:02:03,152 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen www.addic7ed.com 63 00:02:04,060 --> 00:02:07,229 Schmidt, do you got any Fisherman's pants I can borrow...? 64 00:02:07,231 --> 00:02:08,564 What's that? 65 00:02:08,566 --> 00:02:11,033 It's a class ring for Cece. 66 00:02:11,035 --> 00:02:13,835 She got her ged and I've been tutoring her, so... 67 00:02:13,837 --> 00:02:16,638 I had this made. 68 00:02:17,707 --> 00:02:18,086 What? 69 00:02:18,117 --> 00:02:20,809 Shame, shame, I know your name... 70 00:02:20,811 --> 00:02:23,645 Please don't "shame, shame" me, Winston. 71 00:02:23,647 --> 00:02:25,581 You're still in love with her. 72 00:02:25,583 --> 00:02:27,182 I am not still in love with her, okay? 73 00:02:27,184 --> 00:02:31,920 You're alone on a boat with Cece, romantic cruise, and you give her jewelry. 74 00:02:31,922 --> 00:02:32,355 Then what? 75 00:02:32,386 --> 00:02:34,089 I tell her that I'm still in love with her 76 00:02:34,091 --> 00:02:36,425 and that I want her back, and then we have sex until the boat sinks. 77 00:02:36,427 --> 00:02:37,759 I knew it, I knew it! 78 00:02:37,761 --> 00:02:38,760 To the bottom of the ocean. 79 00:02:38,762 --> 00:02:40,028 To the bottom of the ocean. 80 00:02:40,030 --> 00:02:41,697 Oh, man... the sand and the mackerel 81 00:02:41,699 --> 00:02:42,731 and the chum and whatever the hell else is down there. 82 00:02:42,733 --> 00:02:43,899 - And crabs. - Not the crabs. 83 00:02:43,901 --> 00:02:45,601 - Yeah. - Don't tell anyone. 84 00:02:47,370 --> 00:02:48,971 I'm serious, Winston. Do not tell anyone. 85 00:02:49,739 --> 00:02:51,139 What are you doing? 86 00:02:54,544 --> 00:02:56,078 You are so weird. 87 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:59,014 Can you ever just leave the room like a normal person? 88 00:02:59,016 --> 00:03:00,682 Cruise! Cruise! Cruise! Cruise! 89 00:03:00,684 --> 00:03:03,285 Cruise! Cruise! Yeah! 90 00:03:04,787 --> 00:03:07,089 A little tight. 91 00:03:07,091 --> 00:03:08,757 With the amount of stuff we're gonna be doing, 92 00:03:08,759 --> 00:03:10,259 we're barely gonna be in the room. 93 00:03:10,261 --> 00:03:11,593 Cruise! Cruise! 94 00:03:11,595 --> 00:03:14,363 Cruise! Cruise. Cruise... 95 00:03:14,365 --> 00:03:19,268 Welcome aboard the Wave Dancer, your home for the next five days. 96 00:03:19,270 --> 00:03:25,240 I am your captain, Jan Nortis, and I invite you to dance on the waves with me. 97 00:03:25,242 --> 00:03:27,809 Cruise! Cruise! 98 00:03:27,811 --> 00:03:29,478 Cruise! Cruise! Cruise! Cru... 99 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:31,113 I'm gonna get drunk! 100 00:03:31,115 --> 00:03:32,314 Sorry. 101 00:03:32,316 --> 00:03:34,916 Enthusiasm! I like these people. 102 00:03:34,918 --> 00:03:38,487 Friendship is the most crucial ingredient to any sea adventure. 103 00:03:38,489 --> 00:03:41,323 Second only to buoyancy. 104 00:03:42,458 --> 00:03:44,626 Because a ship has to float. 105 00:03:44,628 --> 00:03:46,094 Ah! Oh, okay. 106 00:03:47,498 --> 00:03:49,064 I didn't know where you was going with it. 107 00:03:49,066 --> 00:03:50,232 We love you, captain! Whoo-hoo! 108 00:03:50,234 --> 00:03:51,600 Everybody, my name is Doug. 109 00:03:51,602 --> 00:03:52,668 Hi, Doug. Hi, Doug. 110 00:03:52,670 --> 00:03:54,336 Hey, Doug. I'm Winston. 111 00:03:54,338 --> 00:03:56,338 Does anyone know what to do in case of an emergency? 112 00:03:56,973 --> 00:03:58,440 Uh-oh. 113 00:03:58,442 --> 00:04:00,509 It looks like we're all in the same boat. 114 00:04:00,511 --> 00:04:01,910 Excuse me. 115 00:04:01,912 --> 00:04:05,247 If we could just continue on without any more nautical puns, that'd be great. 116 00:04:05,249 --> 00:04:06,915 Feels like that's just the lowest form of humor. 117 00:04:06,917 --> 00:04:09,251 Looks like I found a grumpy Gus! 118 00:04:09,253 --> 00:04:10,652 - I'm sorry, a what? - Boo! 119 00:04:10,654 --> 00:04:12,654 - Boo... - Boo and hiss! Boo. 120 00:04:12,656 --> 00:04:15,590 Folks, if you see Gus frowning around, 121 00:04:15,592 --> 00:04:17,459 brighten up his day by giving him a tickle. 122 00:04:17,461 --> 00:04:18,860 - A what? - Tickle. 123 00:04:18,862 --> 00:04:20,362 - Quit it! Enough! - Tickle. Tickles... 124 00:04:20,364 --> 00:04:21,830 I don't like to be tickled, you guys. 125 00:04:21,832 --> 00:04:23,031 - Tickle, tickle... - All right! Enough! 126 00:04:23,033 --> 00:04:25,000 We have fun! 127 00:04:25,002 --> 00:04:26,335 But the ocean does not. 128 00:04:26,337 --> 00:04:27,536 What? 129 00:04:27,538 --> 00:04:30,105 Listen to what I have to say if you don't want to die. 130 00:04:30,107 --> 00:04:31,773 Don't worry, Coach. 131 00:04:31,775 --> 00:04:33,141 Everyone who works on a cruise ship is a performer. 132 00:04:33,143 --> 00:04:34,509 - They're just doing a show. - So what? 133 00:04:34,511 --> 00:04:36,011 What are you talking to me about it for? 134 00:04:36,013 --> 00:04:37,612 - I'm not scared. - I just thought you should know. 135 00:04:37,614 --> 00:04:39,214 - You're definitely scared. Sure. - I'm not scared, dude. 136 00:04:39,216 --> 00:04:40,515 - What are you talking about? - Yeah, no, of course. 137 00:04:40,517 --> 00:04:41,950 - I'm not scared. - You'll live. It's okay. 138 00:04:41,952 --> 00:04:43,985 Okay, now I need a volunteer to help me with some emergency procedures. 139 00:04:43,987 --> 00:04:45,520 I'll do it. I don't care. 140 00:04:45,522 --> 00:04:46,655 'Cause I'm not scared. 141 00:04:46,657 --> 00:04:48,357 I'll volunteer my ass off. 142 00:04:51,028 --> 00:04:53,562 I ain't afraid of you! 143 00:04:54,897 --> 00:04:56,531 - Let's say it's 3:00 A.M. - 3:00 A.M. 144 00:04:56,533 --> 00:04:58,700 - There's alarms going off... - What? 145 00:04:58,702 --> 00:05:00,635 ...freezing seawater up to your ankles. 146 00:05:00,637 --> 00:05:02,471 Adults are screaming, babies are crying! 147 00:05:02,473 --> 00:05:04,139 Go, go, go, go, go! You're up on deck! 148 00:05:04,141 --> 00:05:05,741 There's an Italian guy strapping chains together! 149 00:05:05,743 --> 00:05:07,409 - You don't know what's going on! - I know! 150 00:05:07,411 --> 00:05:09,344 - What do you do? - I don't know! What do I do? 151 00:05:09,346 --> 00:05:10,879 - What do you do? What do you do? - I-I get, I get in the boat? 152 00:05:10,881 --> 00:05:12,047 - You get in the boat! - I get in the boat! 153 00:05:12,049 --> 00:05:13,081 You're getting in the boat! 154 00:05:13,083 --> 00:05:14,649 - I get in the boat! - Wrong! 155 00:05:14,651 --> 00:05:15,984 Wrong! No! The first thing you do is you what? 156 00:05:15,986 --> 00:05:18,920 Make sure your life preserver is strapped on correctly. 157 00:05:18,922 --> 00:05:20,589 No, no, screw that, man! I'm gettin' in the boat! 158 00:05:20,591 --> 00:05:22,190 Get out of my way! 159 00:05:22,192 --> 00:05:23,358 - I'm getting in the boat! - Where you going, Coach? 160 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:25,695 He's paddling to heaven, 'cause he's already dead. 161 00:05:25,726 --> 00:05:26,428 Don't say that! 162 00:05:26,430 --> 00:05:28,497 Spread your wings, little angel. 163 00:05:28,499 --> 00:05:30,532 - Douglas... that's a little too much. - Oh, my God! Stroke! Stroke! 164 00:05:30,534 --> 00:05:32,367 - Ah, there's two of these! - Okay... all righty. 165 00:05:32,369 --> 00:05:34,035 - How do you do two of these? - Okay... 166 00:05:34,037 --> 00:05:36,738 - You're safe. You're okay. - Stroke! Stroke! 167 00:05:36,740 --> 00:05:38,173 You're okay! 168 00:05:38,175 --> 00:05:39,408 You're okay, you're okay, you're okay. 169 00:05:39,410 --> 00:05:42,110 Shh. 170 00:05:42,112 --> 00:05:46,047 ♪ Amazing grace ♪ 171 00:05:46,049 --> 00:05:47,249 I'm not afraid of boats. 172 00:05:47,251 --> 00:05:48,550 ♪ How sweet ♪ 173 00:05:48,552 --> 00:05:49,918 No one's afraid. 174 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:51,953 ♪ The sound... ♪ 175 00:05:51,955 --> 00:05:53,588 Okay, I'm good. I'm good, I'm good. You okay? 176 00:05:56,959 --> 00:05:58,226 Thank you. 177 00:05:58,228 --> 00:06:00,228 Thank you all for coming to the... 178 00:06:00,230 --> 00:06:01,897 To the seminar. 179 00:06:01,899 --> 00:06:03,498 Remember to sign up for the volleyball tournament. 180 00:06:07,370 --> 00:06:09,371 Hey, Coach? You okay, buddy? You okay, pal? 181 00:06:09,373 --> 00:06:11,039 Nah, you guys, I'm fine. I'm just gonna... 182 00:06:11,041 --> 00:06:13,041 I'm gonna hang out in the room for a little bit, okay? 183 00:06:13,043 --> 00:06:15,310 - See you later. - Later. 184 00:06:15,312 --> 00:06:17,379 Cruise! Cruise. Cruise... 185 00:06:17,381 --> 00:06:18,814 What should we do first? 186 00:06:18,816 --> 00:06:20,582 Cheer up, grumpy Gus! All right! 187 00:06:20,584 --> 00:06:22,083 Cut your fingernails, man! Ha ha! 188 00:06:22,085 --> 00:06:23,084 Nice! With this tickling. 189 00:06:24,488 --> 00:06:25,887 Hey, hey, hey, guys. The captain's coming. 190 00:06:25,889 --> 00:06:27,556 It's the captain. 191 00:06:27,558 --> 00:06:28,824 What's up, captain? 192 00:06:28,826 --> 00:06:29,991 Hello, again. 193 00:06:29,993 --> 00:06:33,428 I'm captain Jan Nortis, as I previously stated. 194 00:06:33,430 --> 00:06:36,598 I would just like to say that I am a fan of your enthusiasm. 195 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:39,968 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Please don't do that. 196 00:06:39,970 --> 00:06:41,102 Sorry. 197 00:06:41,104 --> 00:06:45,407 I may be a captain, but first and foremost, I am a woman. 198 00:06:46,309 --> 00:06:47,209 Absolutely. 199 00:06:49,979 --> 00:06:51,446 Come on! 200 00:06:51,448 --> 00:06:55,650 Did anyone just see that she was flirting like crazy with Nick? 201 00:06:55,652 --> 00:06:58,520 That was, like, the most shameless flirting I've ever seen. 202 00:06:58,522 --> 00:07:00,188 "Keep it in your pants" 203 00:07:00,190 --> 00:07:02,123 is all I have to say to captain Jan Nortis. 204 00:07:02,125 --> 00:07:03,458 - You're being really weird. - You're being weird. 205 00:07:03,460 --> 00:07:04,826 - Super weird right now. - Here we go. 206 00:07:04,828 --> 00:07:05,794 This is starting now already. 207 00:07:05,796 --> 00:07:06,962 I am not being weird. 208 00:07:06,964 --> 00:07:08,997 You're creating an awkward situation for no reason. 209 00:07:08,999 --> 00:07:10,365 Don't do this, Jess. 210 00:07:10,367 --> 00:07:14,636 If this ship moves as fast as that captain, we'll be in Ensenada by 6:00. 211 00:07:14,638 --> 00:07:16,705 Well, she was flirting with you. 212 00:07:16,707 --> 00:07:19,541 Which I'm okay with, because she is a handsome woman. 213 00:07:19,543 --> 00:07:22,043 Jess, stop. You're being weird. 214 00:07:22,045 --> 00:07:23,478 No, I'm not being weird. 215 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:25,347 I'm not being weird! 216 00:07:25,349 --> 00:07:27,215 I am, I am being weird. 217 00:07:27,217 --> 00:07:28,783 Okay, focus up for a second. 218 00:07:28,785 --> 00:07:31,987 Okay, they say this is an all-inclusive trip, but you know what that means. 219 00:07:31,989 --> 00:07:33,722 But from their eyes, you have a couple of drinks, 220 00:07:33,724 --> 00:07:35,857 and then you're done. And then what have you paid for? 221 00:07:35,859 --> 00:07:37,158 We're smarter than that, okay? 222 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:39,728 We are. We're gonna take every class, we're gonna do every activity. 223 00:07:39,730 --> 00:07:40,562 We're gonna get our money's worth. 224 00:07:40,564 --> 00:07:42,197 - Okay. Got it? - Yeah. 225 00:07:42,199 --> 00:07:43,832 Uh, Jessica Day and Nick Miller. 226 00:07:43,834 --> 00:07:46,167 All right, Day-Miller party. 227 00:07:46,169 --> 00:07:50,038 Here is your itinerary for the grand romance package. 228 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:51,840 No! No! 229 00:07:51,842 --> 00:07:55,176 Yeah, we're looking for something more like PG-13. 230 00:07:55,178 --> 00:07:56,678 What do you have? 231 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:58,713 Do you have, like, a friendship package or...? 232 00:07:58,715 --> 00:08:01,483 What package would you recommend for two brothers looking for trouble? 233 00:08:01,485 --> 00:08:03,418 The grand romance package is nonrefundable. 234 00:08:03,420 --> 00:08:05,820 Well, we're not doing that, so we're good. 235 00:08:05,822 --> 00:08:08,823 Are you sure? This includes over $600 of activities and... 236 00:08:08,825 --> 00:08:10,859 - We're gonna do it. - We're not doing it. 237 00:08:10,861 --> 00:08:12,227 $600? 238 00:08:12,229 --> 00:08:13,695 That is 600 one-dollar bills. 239 00:08:13,697 --> 00:08:15,530 That's the only way I can imagine it. 240 00:08:15,532 --> 00:08:17,499 - We can do this. - Okay. Yeah. 241 00:08:17,501 --> 00:08:21,546 We're gonna get our money's worth. We are the best ex-couple in the whole world. 242 00:08:21,577 --> 00:08:22,437 Yeah, we are. 243 00:08:22,439 --> 00:08:24,039 - Yes. - Okay? 244 00:08:24,041 --> 00:08:25,507 You guys are exes? 245 00:08:25,509 --> 00:08:27,208 Yeah, you're not gonna want to do this. 246 00:08:27,210 --> 00:08:29,010 We're doing it. Give us the folder. 247 00:08:40,591 --> 00:08:42,123 - I just wanted to say... - Grumpy Gus! 248 00:08:42,125 --> 00:08:43,458 No! No! No! 249 00:08:43,460 --> 00:08:46,761 - Grumpy Gus. - Sweet mother of sea dragon! 250 00:08:46,763 --> 00:08:48,363 What? What happened? 251 00:08:48,365 --> 00:08:54,736 I just witnessed a dolphin being cut straight in half by our keel. 252 00:08:54,738 --> 00:08:56,204 It's a ghastly sight. 253 00:08:56,206 --> 00:08:57,439 What? 254 00:08:57,441 --> 00:08:59,140 That's horrible! 255 00:08:59,142 --> 00:09:00,375 Terrible. 256 00:09:00,377 --> 00:09:01,710 It's a shame about the dolphin, man. 257 00:09:01,712 --> 00:09:02,978 Really is. 258 00:09:02,980 --> 00:09:03,945 What?! 259 00:09:03,947 --> 00:09:08,116 As your bodies become one, follow your breath 260 00:09:08,118 --> 00:09:13,221 through your spine to the soles of your feet and into your genitals. 261 00:09:13,223 --> 00:09:14,756 What? 262 00:09:15,559 --> 00:09:17,158 Into my genitals? 263 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:19,260 Yeah. 264 00:09:19,262 --> 00:09:20,795 Breathe into your genitals... 265 00:09:20,797 --> 00:09:22,430 I'm not breathing into my genitals, lady. 266 00:09:22,432 --> 00:09:23,932 All right, lovers, let's get sexy. 267 00:09:23,934 --> 00:09:25,967 Give me your sexiest pose right here. 268 00:09:25,969 --> 00:09:27,936 This is it. This is it. Sexiest pose. 269 00:09:27,938 --> 00:09:29,838 That's not... it's not romantic in any way. 270 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:32,440 Think about the first time you kissed. How was it? 271 00:09:32,442 --> 00:09:33,575 If you can move in. 272 00:09:34,610 --> 00:09:35,443 Come back in. 273 00:09:35,445 --> 00:09:37,612 Come back in. 274 00:09:37,614 --> 00:09:40,782 Wow, I've never done a couples massage on exes before. 275 00:09:40,784 --> 00:09:43,084 In case you're wondering what that scar on his back is, 276 00:09:43,086 --> 00:09:45,420 it's from falling on a fence when he was six. 277 00:09:45,422 --> 00:09:47,656 I was legally dead for ten minutes. 278 00:09:47,658 --> 00:09:49,824 We're going to make all the towel animals 279 00:09:49,826 --> 00:09:52,093 you guys find in your rooms every single night! 280 00:09:52,095 --> 00:09:54,162 - We made laundry. - Nice. 281 00:09:54,164 --> 00:09:55,930 ♪ We're always happy ♪ 282 00:09:55,932 --> 00:09:59,768 ♪ Life's for living, yeah, that's our philosophy... ♪ 283 00:09:59,770 --> 00:10:01,703 We're just totally different people. 284 00:10:01,705 --> 00:10:03,505 Yeah, we just don't belong together. 285 00:10:06,109 --> 00:10:07,809 You're really bumming me out. 286 00:10:07,811 --> 00:10:10,211 Hey, Jess, is this doing weird stuff to your eyes? 287 00:10:10,213 --> 00:10:11,546 Definitely. 288 00:10:11,548 --> 00:10:13,815 Give me five, man! Leaving me hanging! 289 00:10:13,817 --> 00:10:16,785 You know what? You were right. 290 00:10:16,787 --> 00:10:18,319 This isn't weird at all. 291 00:10:18,321 --> 00:10:20,288 No, it isn't. 292 00:10:20,290 --> 00:10:21,723 Are they out of rosé? 293 00:10:21,725 --> 00:10:23,992 You know what? 294 00:10:23,994 --> 00:10:26,061 This is an old bartending trick, Jess. 295 00:10:26,063 --> 00:10:28,630 Put your glass out. You go like this... 296 00:10:28,632 --> 00:10:29,798 No way. 297 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:31,199 Look at that. You got some rosé. 298 00:10:31,201 --> 00:10:32,300 You're a genius. 299 00:10:32,302 --> 00:10:33,401 I think I'm smarter at sea. 300 00:10:38,874 --> 00:10:42,544 You look, you look like you belong here. 301 00:10:42,546 --> 00:10:44,079 What's that, on a ship? 302 00:10:45,047 --> 00:10:46,915 Yeah, you, too. 303 00:10:58,094 --> 00:11:00,328 Oh, yo! Yo! 304 00:11:00,330 --> 00:11:03,898 Yo-yo-yo! Yo, pal. 305 00:11:03,900 --> 00:11:05,433 Yo. 306 00:11:05,435 --> 00:11:07,235 Well, that was a mistake. 307 00:11:07,237 --> 00:11:08,503 Yes, it was! 308 00:11:08,505 --> 00:11:09,871 That was not on purpose. 309 00:11:09,873 --> 00:11:11,406 - My fault, too. - Yep. Yeah, it was... 310 00:11:11,408 --> 00:11:13,274 We can't do the grand romance package anymore. 311 00:11:13,276 --> 00:11:15,009 - I agree. We should... - No. It's too much. It's too intense. 312 00:11:15,011 --> 00:11:16,878 - They whip you into this sexual frenzy. - I know. 313 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:18,913 - It's weird. - I just feel like... 314 00:11:18,915 --> 00:11:20,582 Yeah, 'cause everything's fine. You know, I feel like a cruise tonight. 315 00:11:20,584 --> 00:11:21,883 - It's not, like, a really big deal. - I feel like... 316 00:11:21,885 --> 00:11:23,118 We're good. Everything's good. 317 00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:23,952 Yeah, no problem, no problem. 318 00:11:23,954 --> 00:11:24,686 - All right, bye, dude. - Bye. 319 00:11:28,524 --> 00:11:31,359 Jess, I've been looking all over for you. 320 00:11:31,361 --> 00:11:33,695 I was hoping that as a group, we could do a little 321 00:11:33,697 --> 00:11:37,966 night fishing... that I already put a deposit down on, so we're going. 322 00:11:37,968 --> 00:11:39,801 And if we don't catch anything, 323 00:11:39,803 --> 00:11:42,537 they'll let us shoot a machine gun directly into the water. 324 00:11:42,539 --> 00:11:44,405 That is international waters for you, baby. 325 00:11:44,407 --> 00:11:46,808 I would really love nothing more than to go out there and shoot 326 00:11:46,810 --> 00:11:51,212 a bunch of fish in the face with you, but I think that's more of a Nick thing. 327 00:11:51,214 --> 00:11:53,548 And yesterday, we decided it would be better for everyone 328 00:11:53,550 --> 00:11:56,417 if we just spent the rest of the time apart. 329 00:11:56,419 --> 00:11:57,619 What? 330 00:11:57,621 --> 00:12:01,156 I'm really sorry. I wanted this to be a great vacation for you guys. 331 00:12:01,158 --> 00:12:02,490 But look, we split up the ship: 332 00:12:02,492 --> 00:12:04,592 I took starboard, he took the other one. 333 00:12:04,594 --> 00:12:07,562 I got the starboard and she got the other side. 334 00:12:07,564 --> 00:12:08,830 What are you doing, man? 335 00:12:08,832 --> 00:12:10,565 You're hanging out by an exhaust vent. 336 00:12:10,567 --> 00:12:13,735 It keeps the left side of my face warm and it sounds like the ocean. 337 00:12:13,737 --> 00:12:15,770 More than the ocean sounds like the ocean? 338 00:12:15,772 --> 00:12:18,406 Come on, Nick. You guys can't be separate the whole trip. 339 00:12:18,408 --> 00:12:20,575 The trip just made it clear. The breakup's too hard. 340 00:12:20,577 --> 00:12:22,510 I don't think we can be friends for a while. 341 00:12:22,512 --> 00:12:25,847 What? You're not gonna be friends with Jess? 342 00:12:25,849 --> 00:12:28,583 And even you guys said it. It's just too weird. 343 00:12:28,585 --> 00:12:32,120 Nick, man, that's like the president and the vice president not being best friends. 344 00:12:32,122 --> 00:12:33,588 They're not best friends. 345 00:12:33,590 --> 00:12:35,190 Come on. Everybody knows they're best friends. 346 00:12:35,192 --> 00:12:36,291 They work together, but they're not best friends. 347 00:12:36,293 --> 00:12:38,927 Dude, they're the president and the vice president. Okay. 348 00:12:38,929 --> 00:12:40,495 I mean, is this something you're okay with? 349 00:12:40,497 --> 00:12:42,497 No, I'm not okay, but what am I gonna do? 350 00:12:42,499 --> 00:12:47,101 Well... I mean, look, man, we all have to be together on this trip. 351 00:12:47,103 --> 00:12:48,670 That's why we came here. 352 00:12:48,672 --> 00:12:52,507 Nick, there's gotta be something I can do. 353 00:12:52,509 --> 00:12:53,775 Yeah, you know what you can do? 354 00:12:53,777 --> 00:12:54,976 Yeah, anything, come on. 355 00:12:54,978 --> 00:12:57,545 You can cash in my skee ball tickets on the other side of the boat. 356 00:12:57,547 --> 00:13:01,182 Get me one of those toy spiders that I was talking to you about before. 357 00:13:01,184 --> 00:13:02,517 - And if they're out... - All right, man, all right. 358 00:13:02,519 --> 00:13:04,953 ...then grab me a bunch of erasers? 359 00:13:06,222 --> 00:13:11,192 The opportunity has not presented itself as I'd hoped it would, so I'm creating it now. 360 00:13:11,194 --> 00:13:16,164 When I say, "May our progeny bathe in the infinite glow," that's your cue. 361 00:13:16,166 --> 00:13:17,565 Now, what... what did I just say? 362 00:13:17,567 --> 00:13:19,801 You repeat it so I know that you know the cue. 363 00:13:19,803 --> 00:13:22,337 May our pro... what? 364 00:13:22,339 --> 00:13:24,639 What's wrong with you? Unbelievable. 365 00:13:24,641 --> 00:13:26,541 I don't know what you're saying. 366 00:13:26,543 --> 00:13:28,176 I'll just say, "go," okay? 367 00:13:28,178 --> 00:13:30,345 When I say, "go," you start to play. 368 00:13:30,347 --> 00:13:33,047 And before she sees, just get behind... get behind the vent. 369 00:13:33,049 --> 00:13:34,415 Get behind the vent. 370 00:13:41,057 --> 00:13:42,523 Cece... 371 00:13:42,525 --> 00:13:44,025 Hmm? Hey. 372 00:13:44,027 --> 00:13:47,095 Um, your hair in the moonlight... 373 00:13:47,097 --> 00:13:48,830 It looks so shiny. You know, 374 00:13:48,832 --> 00:13:53,368 I'm trying to get a signal so I can talk to Buster, but it's just impossible out here. 375 00:13:53,370 --> 00:13:56,170 In the moonlight, your eyes, they sparkle like, like fish eyes. 376 00:13:56,172 --> 00:14:00,842 I got one. Now, like, what, do I have to hold it at this angle the whole time? 377 00:14:00,844 --> 00:14:03,778 Why is it so important for you to get in touch with Buster? 378 00:14:03,780 --> 00:14:08,716 Look, you know better than anyone 379 00:14:08,718 --> 00:14:11,486 that I don't have the best of luck with relationships. 380 00:14:14,356 --> 00:14:17,625 And I know you think he's young for me. 381 00:14:17,627 --> 00:14:19,961 I don't. 382 00:14:22,264 --> 00:14:25,133 I just want you to be happy. 383 00:14:27,236 --> 00:14:29,337 Thank you. 384 00:14:30,572 --> 00:14:32,206 Guys, guys! 385 00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:33,608 You got to come with me right now. 386 00:14:33,610 --> 00:14:34,976 Be warned, though. 387 00:14:34,978 --> 00:14:38,447 There is a weird guy with a violin hiding behind this vent. 388 00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:39,314 A what? 389 00:14:39,316 --> 00:14:42,150 Dude! 390 00:14:42,152 --> 00:14:43,885 - What's going on? - Come on... right. 391 00:14:48,324 --> 00:14:51,326 I will... I will knock you out where you stand, sir. 392 00:14:51,328 --> 00:14:54,362 Get back there. 393 00:14:56,131 --> 00:14:58,433 They're gonna take a break from being friends for a while? 394 00:14:58,435 --> 00:14:59,901 What does that even mean? Guys, this is on us. 395 00:14:59,903 --> 00:15:02,804 We're the ones who put the pressure on them to not be weird. 396 00:15:02,806 --> 00:15:04,472 I know. What were we thinking? 397 00:15:04,474 --> 00:15:06,407 Of course they're gonna be weird. They just broke up. 398 00:15:06,409 --> 00:15:08,276 Hey, that's on y'all. I-I have nothing to do with that. 399 00:15:08,278 --> 00:15:09,510 I've just been chilling in the room. 400 00:15:09,512 --> 00:15:10,845 Hanging out, singing songs. 401 00:15:10,847 --> 00:15:13,247 ♪ You are safe in the room ♪ 402 00:15:13,249 --> 00:15:16,117 ♪ You are safe, you will live... ♪ 403 00:15:16,119 --> 00:15:18,786 I've been trying to get them to talk to each other all morning, okay? 404 00:15:19,856 --> 00:15:22,323 I passed up on breakfast pizza and singles bingo. 405 00:15:22,325 --> 00:15:23,591 And those bingo chicks? 406 00:15:23,593 --> 00:15:25,660 Oh, they put out. Bingo! 407 00:15:25,662 --> 00:15:27,362 They're not gonna listen to us. 408 00:15:27,364 --> 00:15:28,930 Don't-don't ever do that again. 409 00:15:28,932 --> 00:15:30,365 The bingo thing? That's what they... 410 00:15:30,367 --> 00:15:31,833 It's funny, that's what they say when I... 411 00:15:31,835 --> 00:15:33,668 You know who they will listen to, though? 412 00:15:33,670 --> 00:15:34,869 - A doctor. The president! - The ca... 413 00:15:34,871 --> 00:15:36,104 What were you... 414 00:15:36,106 --> 00:15:37,338 - What were you gonna say? - The captain. 415 00:15:37,340 --> 00:15:38,706 The captain. 416 00:15:38,708 --> 00:15:41,676 Attention, this is your captain. 417 00:15:41,678 --> 00:15:45,046 Would Nick Miller and Jessica Day please return to their stateroom 418 00:15:45,048 --> 00:15:50,151 for a non-life-threatening but necessary official maritime reason. 419 00:15:50,153 --> 00:15:51,819 This is not an emergency. 420 00:15:51,821 --> 00:15:53,788 It is definitely not. 421 00:15:54,556 --> 00:15:55,656 Hey! 422 00:15:55,658 --> 00:15:56,791 Did you hear the captain? Yes! 423 00:15:56,793 --> 00:15:59,560 Go, go, go! 424 00:15:59,562 --> 00:16:01,496 Everybody inside! This is not a drill! 425 00:16:01,498 --> 00:16:03,297 Okay! 426 00:16:06,368 --> 00:16:08,036 Okay, the door is locked. 427 00:16:08,038 --> 00:16:10,238 The "Do not disturb" sign has been employed. 428 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:13,875 We are not leaving here until you guys are friends again. 429 00:16:13,877 --> 00:16:16,344 We just wanted to spend our vacation alone. 430 00:16:16,346 --> 00:16:19,147 - Yes. - On separate strange parts of this ship. 431 00:16:19,149 --> 00:16:21,349 Yeah, it's... I really wanted to see how the ship worked. 432 00:16:21,351 --> 00:16:22,111 I think it's interesting. 433 00:16:22,142 --> 00:16:24,352 And I really wanted to see how the other side of the ship worked. 434 00:16:24,354 --> 00:16:25,653 - Yeah. - It's interesting. 435 00:16:25,655 --> 00:16:28,423 We should've never asked you guys not to be weird around us. Mm-hmm. 436 00:16:28,425 --> 00:16:29,891 We-we want you to be weird around us. 437 00:16:29,893 --> 00:16:31,025 Yeah. Just let us in. 438 00:16:31,027 --> 00:16:34,662 Open your cellar doors, and let us taste your jams. 439 00:16:34,664 --> 00:16:37,331 - You want to "taste our jams"? - Again, you have lost me. 440 00:16:37,333 --> 00:16:39,167 Listen to yourself for once in your life. 441 00:16:39,169 --> 00:16:40,601 It's my jam and you can't have it. 442 00:16:40,603 --> 00:16:42,735 First of all, that's my ex-girlfriend's jam, dude. 443 00:16:42,766 --> 00:16:43,571 I put a ban on jam. 444 00:16:43,573 --> 00:16:46,074 Okay, you know what? All of us are weird. 445 00:16:46,076 --> 00:16:47,675 But we're all still friends. 446 00:16:47,677 --> 00:16:48,943 So, let's talk about it. 447 00:16:48,945 --> 00:16:50,111 I'll go first. 448 00:16:50,113 --> 00:16:53,281 I've made out with half of the guys in this room. 449 00:16:53,283 --> 00:16:55,083 - Okay. That's a start. - All right. 450 00:16:55,085 --> 00:16:56,217 That's a start. 451 00:16:56,219 --> 00:16:57,852 And I have had nightmares 452 00:16:57,854 --> 00:17:00,688 about making out with the other two guys in this room. 453 00:17:00,690 --> 00:17:02,223 - So, yourself? - And me. 454 00:17:02,225 --> 00:17:04,192 - Nick and Winston. - Okay. Okay. 455 00:17:04,194 --> 00:17:05,259 It's good for you to finally admit that. 456 00:17:05,261 --> 00:17:06,594 I respect that. 457 00:17:06,596 --> 00:17:07,562 Yeah, thanks for sharing. 458 00:17:07,564 --> 00:17:11,199 Um, it really bums me out that I'll never know the infinite joy 459 00:17:11,201 --> 00:17:14,902 of what it feels like to carry a child inside of me. 460 00:17:14,904 --> 00:17:16,604 - Wow. - Okay, Coach! 461 00:17:16,606 --> 00:17:17,972 That's honesty. 462 00:17:17,974 --> 00:17:19,607 That's real honest. That's how it's done. 463 00:17:19,609 --> 00:17:21,109 Okay, um... 464 00:17:21,111 --> 00:17:22,143 Here we go, up we go. 465 00:17:22,145 --> 00:17:24,946 I feel like it is really weird that... 466 00:17:24,948 --> 00:17:27,815 I live with my ex-boyfriend. 467 00:17:27,817 --> 00:17:29,617 - See? There you go! - Nice! 468 00:17:29,619 --> 00:17:31,486 Just turn on the tap. You know, let it out. Really nice. 469 00:17:31,488 --> 00:17:34,322 That was cool that you admitted that. 470 00:17:34,324 --> 00:17:36,791 I feel weird about living with my ex-girlfriend. 471 00:17:36,793 --> 00:17:39,093 Yeah. You know, I think it's a landmine for trouble. 472 00:17:39,095 --> 00:17:40,962 What's gonna happen when other hunks come around? 473 00:17:40,964 --> 00:17:43,397 What's gonna happen when you bring some ho-bag in the house? 474 00:17:43,399 --> 00:17:45,233 Exactly! Like, that... it's scary stuff, and I feel like 475 00:17:45,235 --> 00:17:46,968 when a breakup happens, you mostly get away. 476 00:17:46,970 --> 00:17:49,103 'Cause I'm gonna beat her ass. 477 00:17:49,105 --> 00:17:50,972 What if she's bigger than you? 478 00:17:50,974 --> 00:17:52,840 She probably will be. 479 00:17:52,842 --> 00:17:54,675 Oh, snap! That was good. 480 00:17:54,677 --> 00:17:55,910 Good for you! 481 00:17:55,912 --> 00:17:57,411 Yeah! I saw that, man. 482 00:17:57,413 --> 00:17:59,113 That's how it all starts. This is how it starts. 483 00:17:59,115 --> 00:18:00,748 Good. That's good, man, that's really good. Yeah. 484 00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:02,016 Well, it's nice to talk to you about this. 485 00:18:02,018 --> 00:18:03,818 Yeah, it was really weird when you... 486 00:18:03,820 --> 00:18:05,186 Tried to kiss me last night, 487 00:18:05,188 --> 00:18:06,587 And you licked my ear. 488 00:18:06,589 --> 00:18:08,256 - What?! What?! - You guys kissed last night? 489 00:18:08,258 --> 00:18:09,957 - This is so confusing! - What?! 490 00:18:09,959 --> 00:18:11,359 It was just a lapse. We were drunk. 491 00:18:11,361 --> 00:18:12,593 You guys are getting back together? 492 00:18:12,595 --> 00:18:13,594 We're not getting back together. 493 00:18:13,596 --> 00:18:14,962 You're confusing everybody! 494 00:18:14,964 --> 00:18:16,197 No, it was the grand romance package. 495 00:18:16,199 --> 00:18:17,698 My God! 496 00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:19,467 They were, like, folding these towels. 497 00:18:19,469 --> 00:18:21,469 It was so sexy. You try folding towels 498 00:18:21,471 --> 00:18:23,137 like that and see if you don't get turned on. 499 00:18:23,139 --> 00:18:25,173 Yeah, because they fold the towels like vaginas. 500 00:18:25,175 --> 00:18:26,774 They're swans, dude. 501 00:18:26,776 --> 00:18:30,344 And the yoga instructor was, like, breathing into our genitals, and, like... 502 00:18:30,346 --> 00:18:31,479 It opened everyone up. 503 00:18:31,481 --> 00:18:32,613 Yeah. 504 00:18:32,615 --> 00:18:34,048 In a real true way. 505 00:18:34,050 --> 00:18:35,049 Absolutely. 506 00:18:35,051 --> 00:18:37,151 This thing was ready to talk to that thing again. 507 00:18:37,153 --> 00:18:38,853 - Emotionally and sexually. - Yeah. 508 00:18:38,855 --> 00:18:40,788 - What?! What?! - What's wrong with you, man? 509 00:18:40,790 --> 00:18:42,490 - Are you crazy? - Just pick one... either 510 00:18:42,492 --> 00:18:44,125 You're together or you're not! 511 00:18:44,127 --> 00:18:45,693 Gonna punch you in the face, bro! 512 00:18:45,695 --> 00:18:47,195 Things are really weird. 513 00:18:47,197 --> 00:18:48,296 Agreed. 514 00:18:49,198 --> 00:18:51,732 But I'm okay with it. 515 00:18:51,734 --> 00:18:54,402 - Me, too. - Hey, there. 516 00:18:54,404 --> 00:18:56,971 Aw! What? All right, okay. 517 00:18:56,973 --> 00:18:58,639 - Good enough, good start. - Wonderful. 518 00:18:58,641 --> 00:19:00,341 Thank you for doing this weird intervention thing. 519 00:19:00,343 --> 00:19:02,143 - This was pretty great. - Yeah, it worked out. 520 00:19:02,145 --> 00:19:03,544 I think everybody's good now. 521 00:19:03,546 --> 00:19:04,912 Let's go eat our weight in fake crab. 522 00:19:04,914 --> 00:19:06,214 There you go. Absolutely. There we go. 523 00:19:06,216 --> 00:19:08,249 - Great idea. - I'm gonna get drunk. 524 00:19:08,251 --> 00:19:10,051 I gotta get psyched up. 525 00:19:10,053 --> 00:19:11,586 Gotta get psyched up. 526 00:19:11,588 --> 00:19:13,521 The door's stuck. Is that part of your thing? 527 00:19:13,523 --> 00:19:15,923 No. Well, call security. 528 00:19:15,925 --> 00:19:18,159 I got rid of the room phone. I-I thought it was gonna be got rid of the phone? 529 00:19:18,161 --> 00:19:19,660 - More intense than this, I-I'm sorry! - You murdered us! 530 00:19:19,662 --> 00:19:21,162 - Open up! Open up! - What? No. 531 00:19:21,164 --> 00:19:22,363 - Watch out. - You know what? 532 00:19:22,365 --> 00:19:23,998 It's just, it's usually the handle. 533 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,666 - Just, like, get the handle... - I'll do it, I'll do it! 534 00:19:25,668 --> 00:19:26,934 I got it. All right, move. I got it. 535 00:19:26,936 --> 00:19:28,202 Guys, guys, guys! Okay, here we go. 536 00:19:28,204 --> 00:19:29,737 Calm down. 537 00:19:29,739 --> 00:19:32,640 How long could it take for someone to hear us? 538 00:19:37,346 --> 00:19:40,281 Oh. 539 00:19:42,050 --> 00:19:45,052 We did bad things to the tub. 540 00:19:47,290 --> 00:19:48,689 I got the sugars. 541 00:19:48,691 --> 00:19:51,092 I'm the sugar man. 542 00:19:51,094 --> 00:19:53,527 Silence! I have the talking soap! 543 00:19:53,529 --> 00:19:55,196 Oh! 544 00:19:55,198 --> 00:19:57,365 I'm the queen of Wednesday! 545 00:19:59,268 --> 00:20:01,902 It's so nice to have a family portrait. 546 00:20:01,904 --> 00:20:03,237 We should shower less. 547 00:20:03,239 --> 00:20:05,439 I think we look really great. 548 00:20:05,441 --> 00:20:07,241 I'm really glad we framed this. 549 00:20:07,243 --> 00:20:08,709 I mean, what a proud moment. 550 00:20:08,711 --> 00:20:10,911 It is cool being in the paper, though. 551 00:20:10,913 --> 00:20:13,047 Part of me died on that boat. 552 00:20:13,049 --> 00:20:15,916 Oh. I will never be the same again. 553 00:20:15,918 --> 00:20:17,418 All right, man. Take a nap. 554 00:20:17,420 --> 00:20:18,552 Sleep it off, man. 555 00:20:18,554 --> 00:20:20,087 I'm sorry. 556 00:20:20,089 --> 00:20:21,088 Is Cece checking out Schmidt? 557 00:20:21,090 --> 00:20:22,823 What?! 558 00:20:22,825 --> 00:20:23,958 Let me see that. 559 00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:25,660 Huh? 560 00:20:26,929 --> 00:20:29,263 What are you talking about, Winston? 561 00:20:29,265 --> 00:20:33,000 Shame, shame, I know your name. 562 00:20:33,002 --> 00:20:36,504 You do not know my name, Winston. 563 00:20:36,506 --> 00:20:38,673 Cece got a boyfriend who used to be Betty! 564 00:20:38,675 --> 00:20:41,075 Yeah, you better run, bitch. 565 00:20:41,077 --> 00:20:42,777 Ow! Ow! Ow! 566 00:20:42,779 --> 00:20:44,645 That's my mustache! 567 00:20:46,683 --> 00:20:48,316 You know, I've been thinking a lot 568 00:20:48,318 --> 00:20:50,284 - about your sleeping arrangements and... - Weird. 569 00:20:50,286 --> 00:20:55,089 I might have an idea on how to make things a little bit less weird. 570 00:20:55,091 --> 00:20:56,524 Really? What is it? 571 00:20:56,526 --> 00:20:57,992 Two words. 572 00:20:57,994 --> 00:20:59,660 - Bunk beds. - No. 573 00:20:59,662 --> 00:21:01,462 No, I'm not putting bunk beds in my room, Schmidt. 574 00:21:01,464 --> 00:21:03,130 Not in your room. In my room. 575 00:21:03,132 --> 00:21:05,633 It'll be just like college, my man. 576 00:21:05,635 --> 00:21:07,268 Only with way more sex. 577 00:21:07,270 --> 00:21:09,003 - What? - That came out wrong. 578 00:21:09,005 --> 00:21:11,372 I'm not bunking with you, Schmidt. 579 00:21:12,809 --> 00:21:15,009 Yeah, he is. 580 00:21:15,011 --> 00:21:16,210 Yeah, he is. 581 00:21:16,212 --> 00:21:18,346 Yeah, he is. 582 00:21:18,348 --> 00:21:20,147 There's gonna be a lot of rules, 583 00:21:20,149 --> 00:21:22,683 - and I'm gonna make most of them. - You can make them all, man! 584 00:21:22,685 --> 00:21:24,618 Except for the ones that I make! 585 00:21:24,620 --> 00:21:27,421 First one in gets dibs!