1 00:00:05,310 --> 00:00:07,140 Cece went on a date last night? 2 00:00:07,180 --> 00:00:08,980 Schmidt, why don't you just read my text messages 3 00:00:09,010 --> 00:00:10,850 while I'm in the shower like you normally do? 4 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:13,320 Our Cece has taken a lover? Good for him. 5 00:00:13,350 --> 00:00:14,400 - Don't get weird, Schmidt. - I'm not being weird. 6 00:00:14,450 --> 00:00:15,580 I just said good for him. 7 00:00:16,050 --> 00:00:17,820 You know, I've camped in that forest, too 8 00:00:17,860 --> 00:00:19,660 The babbling brook, the beautiful mountains, 9 00:00:19,690 --> 00:00:21,690 little secret trailway that's only open seasonally, 10 00:00:21,700 --> 00:00:23,860 and when it is, let me tell you something, bring a camera. 11 00:00:23,890 --> 00:00:25,130 Cool, not weird at all. 12 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:26,200 Good, you're all here. 13 00:00:26,230 --> 00:00:27,830 I just got a tip from my buddy Dugan. 14 00:00:27,860 --> 00:00:29,900 My academy background check is today and I need 15 00:00:29,930 --> 00:00:31,900 - everybody's help. - Can't do it, bro. 16 00:00:31,940 --> 00:00:34,240 Going to the outlet mall today. I'm gonna look like 17 00:00:34,270 --> 00:00:36,070 - a rich person from three years ago. - Can't... You can't go 18 00:00:36,110 --> 00:00:37,610 - to the outlet mall today. Not today. - Yeah, you can't 19 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:39,280 - go to the outlet mall today. - Why? 20 00:00:39,310 --> 00:00:40,980 It's a weekend... what are you, crazy? Unless you 21 00:00:41,010 --> 00:00:42,150 - got a game plan. - I have a game plan. 22 00:00:42,180 --> 00:00:43,410 SCHMIDT: Grab a quick smoothie, power up. 23 00:00:43,450 --> 00:00:45,950 Do my leg stores first. Pants, socks, shoes. 24 00:00:45,980 --> 00:00:47,480 Hats and accessories last, then one sweet treat 25 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:50,350 for the road. Most likely a cinnamon pretzel. 26 00:00:50,390 --> 00:00:52,150 - I'm in. (laughs) - That sounds like a tight afternoon. 27 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:53,150 - I'm in for sure. - What the hell, dude? 28 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:54,250 I do want to be part of the pretzel. 29 00:00:54,330 --> 00:00:57,030 This is my life. If I don't pass the background check, 30 00:00:57,060 --> 00:00:58,540 then I fail out of the police academy. 31 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:00,930 Guys, this is an all-hands-on-deck situation. 32 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:02,460 If we don't help him, Winston 33 00:01:02,500 --> 00:01:04,100 will never become a cop. Remember? 34 00:01:04,130 --> 00:01:06,130 He-He handcuffed his cat's paw 35 00:01:06,170 --> 00:01:08,700 to a radiator and then lost the key. 36 00:01:08,740 --> 00:01:10,450 In my defense, I was making a Christmas card, so... 37 00:01:10,530 --> 00:01:13,540 Okay, you know what... I'm gonna cancel my plans with Cece. 38 00:01:13,580 --> 00:01:15,540 I'll find out about her date with Paul later. 39 00:01:15,580 --> 00:01:17,510 A ridiculous name. Oh, hey, my name is 40 00:01:17,550 --> 00:01:19,200 Puh-ha... Pau... 41 00:01:19,220 --> 00:01:20,650 - I don't even know how to pronounce that. - It's Paul. 42 00:01:20,700 --> 00:01:22,720 I'll take that Paul, I'll take him to a water park, I will. 43 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:24,920 I'll put him on one of those waterslides between 44 00:01:24,950 --> 00:01:26,750 two obese people and he'll get smushed to death. 45 00:01:26,790 --> 00:01:29,060 Die in a... Die in a water... He'll die between 46 00:01:29,090 --> 00:01:31,730 - the obese people before he drowns in the water. - What? 47 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:34,360 - Hmm? - Schmidt, that is exactly the kind of talk we can't have today 48 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:35,930 when the LAPD comes here. 49 00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:39,230 Um... the, uh, cops are coming here? 50 00:01:39,270 --> 00:01:40,430 - Yes. - Like, here, here? 51 00:01:40,470 --> 00:01:41,470 - Yes. - Like, to our home, 52 00:01:41,470 --> 00:01:43,070 w-where we keep our stuff? 53 00:01:43,100 --> 00:01:44,940 Why can't we just go there? We'll just 54 00:01:44,970 --> 00:01:46,970 go there, a-answer some questions, get an ice coffee 55 00:01:47,010 --> 00:01:50,010 - on the way back... I really feel like ice coffee. - It's a home visit, Jess. 56 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:51,610 And not just from any cop. It's from 57 00:01:51,650 --> 00:01:53,210 Sergeant Tess Dorado. The Fish. 58 00:01:53,250 --> 00:01:55,050 I'm pretty sure they call her The Fish because 59 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:57,320 she's tough but fair, 60 00:01:57,350 --> 00:02:00,520 - just like most fish I've interacted with. - Winston, "Dorado" is a fish. 61 00:02:00,550 --> 00:02:02,990 It's a subset of mahi-mahi and it pairs very nicely 62 00:02:03,020 --> 00:02:05,630 - with citrus, you oaf. - I'm not a oaf, you're a oaf, stupid. 63 00:02:05,660 --> 00:02:07,690 - So... You're dumb. Shut up. - Also, put on 64 00:02:07,730 --> 00:02:10,060 some underpants, please. It's like a bounce house down there. 65 00:02:10,100 --> 00:02:13,030 Do you guys think that the cops are gonna go through our stuff? 66 00:02:13,070 --> 00:02:15,500 What are you afraid of? They'll look through your dream journal? 67 00:02:15,540 --> 00:02:16,970 - No, I just... - What, are you running a sweatshop 68 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,870 back there for skirts that look like curtains? 69 00:02:18,910 --> 00:02:20,410 - Actually... - What'd you-What'd you, steal a kiss and 70 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:22,570 hide it in an envelope? (all laugh) 71 00:02:22,610 --> 00:02:24,280 I have a bag of meth in my closet. 72 00:02:33,990 --> 00:02:36,690 Oh, I know it's in here somewhere... 73 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:38,320 Oh, oh, ooh. These are my "bad decision" hats. 74 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:40,230 - Bad decision, right? - How do you 75 00:02:40,260 --> 00:02:42,390 - not know where a bag of meth is? - Find it and get rid of it. 76 00:02:42,430 --> 00:02:44,400 - Find it, get rid of it. - Jess, why do you have meth in your closet? 77 00:02:44,430 --> 00:02:47,470 Do you remember that day when I was trying to convince you guys 78 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:49,970 to come with me to that waffle restaurant in the Antelope Valley that I found? 79 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,500 And you were like, "That's way too far to go for waffles." 80 00:02:52,540 --> 00:02:55,370 Turns out you were right... How good can a waffle really be? 81 00:02:55,410 --> 00:02:57,710 - That's the question I answered that... - Tell us the story faster. 82 00:02:57,740 --> 00:03:00,340 - Your waffle story sucks. - Where is the bag of crystal methamphetamine, you dummy? 83 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:02,650 Okay, fine. Do you see that footstool? 84 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:03,850 I bought it at a garage sale. 85 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:05,380 Turns out the top opens up 86 00:03:05,420 --> 00:03:06,720 and when I opened up the top, 87 00:03:06,750 --> 00:03:08,720 I found... here it is... 88 00:03:08,750 --> 00:03:12,390 this. 89 00:03:12,420 --> 00:03:14,860 COACH: Holy frickin' what? 90 00:03:14,890 --> 00:03:16,590 (whoops) Aah! 91 00:03:16,630 --> 00:03:18,200 - Oh, hey. How do I look? - Terrible. 92 00:03:18,230 --> 00:03:19,600 - N-Not for me. - Not great. - Like crap. 93 00:03:19,630 --> 00:03:21,500 - Go change. - I don't like any of it. 94 00:03:21,530 --> 00:03:24,000 Wow. You guys are like rubbing alcohol. 95 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:27,440 You sting me in the now, but save me in the later. 96 00:03:27,470 --> 00:03:30,770 - All right. - Okay, Winston cannot find out about this. 97 00:03:30,810 --> 00:03:32,440 Because if he doesn't know, he can't get in trouble, and 98 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:35,380 he's probably already failing out of the academy as it is. 99 00:03:35,410 --> 00:03:37,580 Also, why are you keeping this in your closet? 100 00:03:37,650 --> 00:03:40,420 What am I supposed to do, notify the authorities? I'm sorry, Officer, 101 00:03:40,450 --> 00:03:42,090 I found this bag of meth in a footstool 102 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:44,290 I bought at a garage sale. Uh, no. 103 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:46,420 My closet is safe. The only person who goes in there 104 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:49,190 is me when I'm naked and/or sad. 105 00:03:49,230 --> 00:03:51,630 Hey. Much better, right? 106 00:03:51,660 --> 00:03:52,700 I found it on the lawn. 107 00:03:52,730 --> 00:03:54,030 (chuckles) 108 00:03:54,060 --> 00:03:55,630 And that's the whole story. 109 00:03:55,670 --> 00:03:57,800 So, you guys ready? She's on her way. 110 00:03:57,840 --> 00:04:00,300 Why don't you go wait for her downstairs? 111 00:04:00,340 --> 00:04:02,070 Don't make her buzz up like a shawarma boy. 112 00:04:02,110 --> 00:04:03,640 Good idea, good idea. 113 00:04:03,670 --> 00:04:04,870 This way, I get to tell her my sidewalk joke. 114 00:04:04,910 --> 00:04:06,210 You remember the sidewalk joke, right? 115 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:07,640 There's a man on the s... 116 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:09,480 How's it...? There's a man on the... 117 00:04:09,510 --> 00:04:11,610 Oh, you know, okay... 118 00:04:11,650 --> 00:04:13,080 Everybody just calm down. 119 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:14,980 Especially you, Nick, you're already sopping wet. 120 00:04:15,020 --> 00:04:17,290 Lying makes me sweat. I can't lie. 121 00:04:17,320 --> 00:04:19,560 It's why I don't play poker or talk to pregnant ladies. 122 00:04:19,590 --> 00:04:21,620 No one has to lie. I'm just going to get rid of it. 123 00:04:21,660 --> 00:04:22,660 (mutters anxiously) 124 00:04:22,690 --> 00:04:23,690 I'm gonna call Cece. 125 00:04:23,710 --> 00:04:24,890 She knows about this stuff. 126 00:04:24,930 --> 00:04:26,430 She lived one summer in Milan 127 00:04:26,460 --> 00:04:27,830 with a guy named Crystal Randy. 128 00:04:27,860 --> 00:04:29,330 - Ask her about the date. - Hey, Cece, 129 00:04:29,370 --> 00:04:30,670 quick question. How does one get 130 00:04:30,700 --> 00:04:32,130 rid of a bag of meth? Call me back. 131 00:04:32,170 --> 00:04:33,470 - Ask her if Paul is taller than me. - Stop it. 132 00:04:33,500 --> 00:04:35,000 - Did she surrender her virtue? - Hey. 133 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:36,600 - Throw it in the trash. - I can't see it. 134 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:38,070 I can't see where it goes, 'cause then when she comes 135 00:04:38,110 --> 00:04:40,110 in here, I'll just yell "trash!" I'll yell "trash!" 136 00:04:40,130 --> 00:04:41,640 Cover your ears and sing "Landslide." 137 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:43,750 - SCHMIDT: Let's call Cece again. - # Took my love and I took it down d 138 00:04:43,780 --> 00:04:45,080 We need to get this back in my closet... 139 00:04:45,110 --> 00:04:46,270 I could see your lips moving. 140 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:47,280 Well, close your eyes. (Nick singing) 141 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:48,650 Throw it out the window, okay? 142 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:49,480 I'll sneak down there, I'll toss it in 143 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:50,520 the Dumpster. Here. 144 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:51,850 - Oh! - JESS: Oh, my God! 145 00:04:51,890 --> 00:04:53,250 - What the heck, Jess? - JESS: I threw like a boy! 146 00:04:53,290 --> 00:04:54,520 - I've always thrown like a boy! - You almost hit me in the face! 147 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:55,590 - What are you, nuts? - Overhand? 148 00:04:55,620 --> 00:04:56,740 Oh, well, Winston's a goner. 149 00:04:59,460 --> 00:05:02,000 You know, this building used to be a biscuit factory. 150 00:05:02,030 --> 00:05:04,260 And apparently, the mice have not been told 151 00:05:04,300 --> 00:05:05,570 it's gone residential. 152 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:08,070 Was that a joke? 153 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:10,670 I hate jokes. 154 00:05:10,710 --> 00:05:12,410 - # ...of changing - JESS: Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. 155 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:14,240 - # 'Cause I built - We just have to hide this. 156 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:16,440 - # My whole life around you - Throw it in here. 157 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:18,610 - Come on! - I was bringing it to you! 158 00:05:18,650 --> 00:05:21,050 Why does everybody keep asking me to throw stuff? 159 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:22,450 SCHMIDT: Work on your aim! 160 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:24,250 - This is actually a really good song. - Nick, stop singing! 161 00:05:24,290 --> 00:05:25,520 - Where are we gonna put this? - Put it in the baggie! 162 00:05:25,550 --> 00:05:27,190 Fun Saturday? 163 00:05:27,220 --> 00:05:28,650 No. My bird died. 164 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:32,190 Well, my mom used to say 165 00:05:32,230 --> 00:05:34,090 when a bird dies, 166 00:05:34,130 --> 00:05:36,460 he gets another set of wings in heaven, so... 167 00:05:36,500 --> 00:05:38,900 Well, that bird was going straight to hell. 168 00:05:43,500 --> 00:05:46,470 Welcome to our home. 169 00:05:49,530 --> 00:05:52,950 I will ask you questions. You will ask me no questions. 170 00:05:52,980 --> 00:05:54,380 In pursuit of that, 171 00:05:54,420 --> 00:05:57,050 I will offer up three personal facts: 172 00:05:57,090 --> 00:05:58,350 I was born in St. Louis, 173 00:05:58,390 --> 00:06:00,360 I have three brothers, two of whom 174 00:06:00,390 --> 00:06:01,990 were killed in separate plane crashes, 175 00:06:02,020 --> 00:06:03,090 and... 176 00:06:03,130 --> 00:06:04,390 I like music. 177 00:06:04,430 --> 00:06:06,060 Good? Good. 178 00:06:06,100 --> 00:06:07,360 Now, let's get started... 179 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:08,930 My name is Nick. 180 00:06:08,970 --> 00:06:10,370 Nicholas Miller? 181 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:12,070 I-I don't... I don't know. 182 00:06:12,100 --> 00:06:13,100 SCHMIDT: Hah! 183 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:14,370 He's just messing around with you. 184 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:15,740 He's our resident clown here. 185 00:06:15,770 --> 00:06:16,740 DORADO: Let's keep this simple. 186 00:06:16,770 --> 00:06:18,170 I need to be home in time 187 00:06:18,210 --> 00:06:19,710 to feed my bird. 188 00:06:19,740 --> 00:06:20,840 Oh, God. 189 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:22,710 (light clattering) 190 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:24,510 Uh, green grape? Would you like...? 191 00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:25,850 No, thanks. 192 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:26,780 I already had my grapes. 193 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:28,080 Jess! 194 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:29,350 I got your message. 195 00:06:30,450 --> 00:06:33,220 Where's the freaking me... 196 00:06:34,820 --> 00:06:37,760 Play along, or Jess goes to jail. 197 00:06:37,790 --> 00:06:39,460 - What are you doing? - Hey. 198 00:06:39,490 --> 00:06:41,030 Look, it's my girlfriend Cece. 199 00:06:41,060 --> 00:06:42,700 - What's up, Cece? - Ah, it's his girlfriend Cece. 200 00:06:42,730 --> 00:06:44,200 WINSTON: Girlfriend? Oh, my goodness, 201 00:06:44,230 --> 00:06:45,200 you guys are back together? 202 00:06:45,230 --> 00:06:46,700 - Yeah. - No, uh... 203 00:06:46,730 --> 00:06:47,930 Like I always say, you can't put 204 00:06:47,970 --> 00:06:49,270 peanut butter and jelly on the same shelf 205 00:06:49,300 --> 00:06:50,800 and expect 'em not to mix. 206 00:06:50,840 --> 00:06:52,510 'Cause somebody got to eat a sandwich. 207 00:06:52,540 --> 00:06:54,040 - It's exciting. - Yeah, no. 208 00:06:54,070 --> 00:06:55,780 Moving on. Miss Day, 209 00:06:55,810 --> 00:06:57,380 in your own words, please state 210 00:06:57,410 --> 00:06:58,910 why Cadet Bishop would be an asset 211 00:06:58,950 --> 00:07:00,780 to the Los Angeles Police Department. 212 00:07:00,820 --> 00:07:03,580 - A few kind words. Known me for a long time. - Yeah. 213 00:07:03,620 --> 00:07:05,250 - It's your boy Winnie the Bish. - Oh! 214 00:07:05,290 --> 00:07:06,420 (light clattering) 215 00:07:06,450 --> 00:07:07,650 I have to go to the bathroom. 216 00:07:09,660 --> 00:07:10,860 WINSTON: If you guys will excuse me 217 00:07:10,890 --> 00:07:12,690 for just one second. 218 00:07:12,730 --> 00:07:14,890 Okay. 219 00:07:14,930 --> 00:07:17,200 Will somebody answer the question so I can write it 220 00:07:17,230 --> 00:07:19,530 on the form and we can get on with our lives? 221 00:07:19,570 --> 00:07:21,730 Why would Bishop make a good police officer? 222 00:07:21,770 --> 00:07:24,200 - Mustache. - I'm sorry? 223 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:26,170 Because, uh, Winston has a mustache. 224 00:07:26,210 --> 00:07:28,040 And, uh, police officers all have mustaches. 225 00:07:28,070 --> 00:07:30,270 No, they don't. Not the ladies. 226 00:07:30,310 --> 00:07:31,740 Unless the ladies want to. 227 00:07:31,780 --> 00:07:32,610 Why can't a lady have a mustache? 228 00:07:32,650 --> 00:07:34,850 She can. And it would look sexy. 229 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:36,980 Would you like a green grape shoved in your... 230 00:07:37,020 --> 00:07:39,080 given to your mouth? Handed to your mouth? 231 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:41,420 I'm asking a simple question, 232 00:07:41,450 --> 00:07:43,780 unless you don't think he would be an asset to the LAPD. 233 00:07:43,850 --> 00:07:46,420 - No, he-he would. He definitely would. - Yeah, he would. 234 00:07:46,460 --> 00:07:49,290 You know, Winston has done plenty for, uh, 235 00:07:49,330 --> 00:07:52,660 the, um... community. 236 00:07:52,700 --> 00:07:55,100 He has a little brother at the Boys & Girls Club. 237 00:07:55,130 --> 00:07:56,930 Of course. All the work that Winston does 238 00:07:56,970 --> 00:07:59,170 with the Boys & Girls Club that he actually does in real life. 239 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:01,340 - So much work at the Boys & Girls Club. - Yeah. So passionate. 240 00:08:01,370 --> 00:08:02,840 What was his little brother's name again? 241 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:04,610 - Duke. - Juan. 242 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:06,180 - Duquan is his name. - Duquan. 243 00:08:06,210 --> 00:08:07,750 Duquan. Duquan. 244 00:08:07,780 --> 00:08:09,580 And I'm Nick Miller. 245 00:08:09,610 --> 00:08:11,210 Hey, let me ask you s... um... 246 00:08:11,250 --> 00:08:12,580 Hmm? 247 00:08:12,620 --> 00:08:13,620 Breasts. 248 00:08:13,650 --> 00:08:15,350 - It's my cycle. - Already? 249 00:08:15,390 --> 00:08:17,950 Damn, girl. My calendar is way off on you. 250 00:08:17,990 --> 00:08:20,020 You must be, what, like, ten days early? 251 00:08:20,060 --> 00:08:22,960 Aw, Winston. Someday you're gonna make some lucky girl 252 00:08:22,990 --> 00:08:24,860 really uncomfortable. Can you go get Cece 253 00:08:24,900 --> 00:08:26,230 and tell her to meet me in the bathroom? 254 00:08:26,260 --> 00:08:28,530 Sure. And, girl, uh, you ain't got a cycle... 255 00:08:28,570 --> 00:08:30,200 you got a roller coaster. 256 00:08:30,230 --> 00:08:32,200 - (chuckles) Don't I know it, girl? - Mm-hmm. 257 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:34,240 (growls, chuckles) 258 00:08:34,270 --> 00:08:35,940 Duquan Feldman? 259 00:08:35,970 --> 00:08:38,970 I'm gonna make a note to call the Boys & Girls Club. 260 00:08:39,010 --> 00:08:40,440 - No! - Why not? 261 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:42,610 Uh, because he's coming here. 262 00:08:42,650 --> 00:08:44,980 Why would... why would Duquan come-come here? 263 00:08:45,020 --> 00:08:46,350 Because he comes here every Saturday. 264 00:08:46,380 --> 00:08:48,180 - He does? - Then where is he? 265 00:08:48,220 --> 00:08:50,820 - Huh? - It's Saturday. Where is he? 266 00:08:50,850 --> 00:08:52,250 He's at the bus station. He's waiting for, uh, 267 00:08:52,290 --> 00:08:55,060 one of us to get him, and, uh... 268 00:08:55,090 --> 00:08:57,790 You know what? I'll go do it. You guys stay put. 269 00:08:57,830 --> 00:08:59,990 You're gonna go and get Duquan? 270 00:09:00,030 --> 00:09:01,660 I think so. 271 00:09:02,700 --> 00:09:04,470 Yeah. 272 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:06,000 You guys, anybody want to... 273 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:07,500 come... with? No? 274 00:09:16,950 --> 00:09:20,820 (sighs) Where are you, Duquan? 275 00:09:20,850 --> 00:09:22,780 Hey. Cece, Jess needs some help 276 00:09:22,820 --> 00:09:24,190 - with some lady stuff. - Of course. 277 00:09:24,220 --> 00:09:25,020 You know how we do. (chuckles) 278 00:09:25,050 --> 00:09:26,050 SCHMIDT: Whoof... 279 00:09:26,060 --> 00:09:27,560 Gonna... 280 00:09:27,590 --> 00:09:29,860 - Must be a rough one. - You know what, 281 00:09:29,890 --> 00:09:31,390 I'm gonna have a look around. 282 00:09:31,430 --> 00:09:33,190 What a great i... You know what, you should start 283 00:09:33,230 --> 00:09:35,500 with Nick and I's room. We share it. 284 00:09:35,530 --> 00:09:38,200 Hey, don't mind the condoms. We've been banging like rabbits. 285 00:09:38,230 --> 00:09:40,970 Not each other. 286 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,970 What are you doing? Jessica. 287 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,440 No, Jessica! What are you doing? You do not put drugs 288 00:09:45,470 --> 00:09:48,210 down the shower drain. Have you never seen a drug movie before? 289 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:50,810 - I don't know. I saw Ray. - That does not count. 290 00:09:50,850 --> 00:09:53,330 I might have ruined Winston's chances of being a cop. 291 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:56,180 Well, we can cry about that later. We are gonna take the drugs now 292 00:09:56,250 --> 00:09:57,450 and we're gonna go flush 'em, all right? 293 00:09:57,460 --> 00:10:00,220 What are you doing? Come on. Help me. Pick up the drugs, Jess. 294 00:10:00,250 --> 00:10:01,970 I think that the meth entered my bloodstream 295 00:10:01,990 --> 00:10:03,420 - through my boob skin. - That is not a thing. 296 00:10:03,460 --> 00:10:04,820 - That's not how drugs work. - I'm the one 297 00:10:04,860 --> 00:10:08,160 on meth! Don't tell me how drugs work! 298 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:09,630 Okay. 299 00:10:12,530 --> 00:10:14,130 (toilet gurgling) 300 00:10:14,170 --> 00:10:15,470 Oh, my God. 301 00:10:17,470 --> 00:10:20,810 (exhaling anxiously) 302 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:21,810 Could you open this trunk? 303 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:23,380 Oh, I'll do more than open it. 304 00:10:23,410 --> 00:10:25,680 I don't know why I said that. 305 00:10:26,510 --> 00:10:29,080 I'm gonna open the trunk. 306 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:30,720 (whispers): I think I'm having a heart attack. 307 00:10:30,750 --> 00:10:32,850 What are you... Oh, my God. 308 00:10:32,890 --> 00:10:35,090 You're a mess. Here. 309 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:37,520 - Cover up. Cover... - No, I'm not putting that... I'm not putting 310 00:10:37,540 --> 00:10:39,690 - on your kimono. It legitimizes you owning it. - Just put it on. 311 00:10:39,730 --> 00:10:40,830 - Put it on. - Okay. 312 00:10:40,860 --> 00:10:42,490 I'm wearing a kimono. 313 00:10:42,530 --> 00:10:44,060 I see that. Why? 314 00:10:44,100 --> 00:10:46,500 Why? Why is he still wearing pants? That's the real question. 315 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:48,830 (creaking, clanging) What's all that going on out there? 316 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:51,170 I'm on drugs. 317 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:53,940 I'm on drugs... 318 00:10:58,140 --> 00:10:59,380 What's all that clanging? 319 00:10:59,410 --> 00:11:01,010 Uh, just a bunch of clanging. 320 00:11:01,050 --> 00:11:02,650 Well, there's feminine issues... 321 00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:04,350 It's probably the ladies playing with their jewelry. 322 00:11:04,380 --> 00:11:06,780 - Their brooches. - You know how... Brooches. Of course. 323 00:11:06,820 --> 00:11:08,350 Nick makes a very good point. 324 00:11:08,390 --> 00:11:09,690 I'm gonna go check on that right now, actually. 325 00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:11,620 Uh, Winston, 326 00:11:11,660 --> 00:11:12,360 why don't you show the good sergeant 327 00:11:12,390 --> 00:11:13,890 - Jess' room? - What? 328 00:11:13,930 --> 00:11:14,860 - What a great idea. - Oh, I've had 329 00:11:14,890 --> 00:11:15,890 intercourse in there. 330 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:17,460 You'll be excited to... 331 00:11:20,330 --> 00:11:22,530 - I think I'm gonna take off, too. - Nick, what is going on out there? 332 00:11:22,570 --> 00:11:24,130 - What's going on out there? - No, I'm asking you what's going on. 333 00:11:24,170 --> 00:11:25,640 - Hmm? - What's going on? 334 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:30,170 (grunting quietly) 335 00:11:33,380 --> 00:11:35,010 It's gonna be okay. 336 00:11:35,050 --> 00:11:36,880 Hey, what happened to the "turlet"? 337 00:11:36,910 --> 00:11:38,710 Schmidt, you're here. So we're in a little bit 338 00:11:38,750 --> 00:11:40,420 of a thing right now, but you're our best cleaner. 339 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:42,690 We might be out of towels, but you'll figure out something. 340 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:44,550 - Right? It's gonna be fun. - Jess, 341 00:11:44,590 --> 00:11:45,920 - are you crying right now? - I don't know. 342 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:47,220 I hadn't noticed. Um... (sniffles) 343 00:11:47,260 --> 00:11:49,930 - I might be on drugs. - You gonna help mop 344 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:51,360 - or are you just gonna try to kiss me again? - Oh, please. 345 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:53,100 You kissed me back. Your... I felt 346 00:11:53,130 --> 00:11:55,500 your lips surrender. And who's this Paul anyway? Paul. 347 00:11:55,530 --> 00:11:57,000 - What, does he work in a pizzeria? - Yes, Schmidt, 348 00:11:57,030 --> 00:11:58,900 I went on a date with a guy named Paul. 349 00:11:58,940 --> 00:12:01,670 - You just need to get over it. - Paul. Paul. Nice name, dude. 350 00:12:01,710 --> 00:12:03,790 - Why is your shirt off? - I've seen New Jack City, okay? 351 00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:05,670 They all take their shirts off in the crack cocaine lab! 352 00:12:05,710 --> 00:12:06,910 Ah, it won't go down! 353 00:12:06,940 --> 00:12:09,210 Hats off to the hillbilly that made this meth. 354 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:10,250 Meth? 355 00:12:11,210 --> 00:12:12,210 What meth? 356 00:12:12,250 --> 00:12:14,050 This meth. 357 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:16,350 It's... legal meth. 358 00:12:16,390 --> 00:12:18,350 It's... medical meth. 359 00:12:18,390 --> 00:12:20,920 For my... cramps. 360 00:12:22,230 --> 00:12:25,230 Wait a minute. Who's with Nick? 361 00:12:27,030 --> 00:12:30,830 d I took my love and I took it down d 362 00:12:30,870 --> 00:12:34,070 d I drove around and I hit a pound d 363 00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:37,510 d And I saw all the puppies with their d 364 00:12:37,540 --> 00:12:39,070 d Eyes so blind... 365 00:12:41,700 --> 00:12:43,000 Nick! Nick! 366 00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:45,840 Sergeant Dorado, don't listen to him! He's deranged! 367 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:47,310 I'm gonna talk to this man alone. 368 00:12:47,340 --> 00:12:49,710 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 369 00:12:49,750 --> 00:12:50,750 That is not good. 370 00:12:50,780 --> 00:12:51,780 No. 371 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:54,120 So, this Paul... 372 00:12:55,290 --> 00:12:56,850 I've never seen someone sweat so much 373 00:12:56,890 --> 00:12:59,660 in my life. It looks like your body is crying. 374 00:12:59,690 --> 00:13:01,160 What are you hiding? 375 00:13:01,190 --> 00:13:03,760 Distraction! 376 00:13:03,790 --> 00:13:06,090 Okay. You're a tough cookie. 377 00:13:06,130 --> 00:13:08,030 And that's the last thing I'll say. 378 00:13:08,060 --> 00:13:10,030 - Look... - Okay, you want the truth? I'll tell you everything. 379 00:13:10,070 --> 00:13:12,130 When I was 13 years old, 380 00:13:12,170 --> 00:13:15,000 I once made love to myself behind a post office. 381 00:13:16,410 --> 00:13:18,710 Oh. 382 00:13:18,740 --> 00:13:20,580 Hey! 383 00:13:20,610 --> 00:13:22,710 (honks horn) Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo! 384 00:13:22,740 --> 00:13:24,310 Yo! What's up? You in the shorts. 385 00:13:24,350 --> 00:13:27,110 Hey, come here, man. Come here. I need a little boy. 386 00:13:27,150 --> 00:13:29,720 (chuckles) Whoa. No. That's not what I meant. No, no, no. 387 00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:31,220 I didn't mean... You know what I'm... Ah. 388 00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:33,120 I wasn't trying to... 389 00:13:33,150 --> 00:13:35,120 It's for my friend, you know? 390 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:37,590 I need you to come over to, uh, hang out with my friends. 391 00:13:37,630 --> 00:13:40,930 No, not like that. I just need you to pretend 392 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:42,930 like, uh, you're in a relationship 393 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:46,630 with this grown man that I know. Ah! Ah! Uh, I did not 394 00:13:46,670 --> 00:13:48,170 think this through. Did not think this through. 395 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:49,970 Um, bad decision. Very bad decision. 396 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,200 I'm gonna go now. Don't remember my face. 397 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:54,140 Forget this face. This didn't happen. 398 00:13:54,170 --> 00:13:55,810 What is wrong with the name Paul, okay? 399 00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:57,780 Paul is a normal name. He is a normal guy. 400 00:13:57,810 --> 00:13:59,010 That is the problem, okay? 401 00:13:59,050 --> 00:14:01,080 You shouldn't be with a normal guy. 402 00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:04,480 All right, okay. 403 00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:07,220 It was Mark-Paul Gosselaar. 404 00:14:07,250 --> 00:14:10,460 What? You... you were... you were with Zack Morris? 405 00:14:10,490 --> 00:14:13,160 - Mm-hmm. - Guy's a frigging god. 406 00:14:13,190 --> 00:14:16,190 I mean, all right. I've... I surrender. 407 00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:18,630 That's awes... Can I come to the wedding? 408 00:14:18,660 --> 00:14:21,100 - (laughs) - You think Slater and Screech are gonna be there? 409 00:14:21,130 --> 00:14:24,200 (laughing): I'm kidding. I just wanted to freak you out. 410 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:26,470 You really had me going there for a second. 411 00:14:26,510 --> 00:14:28,310 (laughing) It works every time with you. 412 00:14:28,340 --> 00:14:29,880 It's amazing. Now... 413 00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:33,310 There was a real second there where I had bad feelings 414 00:14:33,350 --> 00:14:34,980 towards Mark-Paul Gosselaar, 415 00:14:35,010 --> 00:14:37,250 and I didn't like any moment of that. 416 00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:40,320 How dare you. Don't ever do that to me again. 417 00:14:40,350 --> 00:14:41,550 When I was nine years old, 418 00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:43,890 I fed cereal flakes to a frog, and it died. 419 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:46,320 Then I went into a period of time 420 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:48,330 where I fed cereal flakes to all little animals. 421 00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:51,300 Squirrels can live through it, chipmunks can live through it. 422 00:14:51,330 --> 00:14:53,130 Anything that lives half in and out of water dies, 423 00:14:53,170 --> 00:14:54,800 and I don't understand why. 424 00:14:54,830 --> 00:14:57,300 When I was ten, I once walked by my mother sleeping, 425 00:14:57,340 --> 00:14:59,940 and I snuck in the room, and I put a lemon in her mouth. 426 00:14:59,970 --> 00:15:03,470 When I was 11, I once tried on my girl cousin's wool tights, 427 00:15:03,510 --> 00:15:05,940 and I didn't hate the way it felt! 428 00:15:05,980 --> 00:15:07,340 Why are you telling me this? 429 00:15:07,380 --> 00:15:08,950 Because you said you wanted to hear everything! 430 00:15:08,980 --> 00:15:11,150 My sixteenth year, I never got an erection. 431 00:15:11,180 --> 00:15:12,920 I thought they were done. 432 00:15:12,950 --> 00:15:15,190 I thought my penis was dead. 433 00:15:15,220 --> 00:15:16,620 It wasn't. 434 00:15:16,650 --> 00:15:18,320 It's fine, Winston. We can fix this. 435 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:20,160 Just help me mule this crank. 436 00:15:20,190 --> 00:15:21,690 I'll prepare, you mule. 437 00:15:21,730 --> 00:15:23,450 I can't mule crank. I don't have the system. 438 00:15:23,460 --> 00:15:26,930 It's the perfect plan. I don't think it is. 439 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,630 Jess, do you know how much time we could get 440 00:15:28,670 --> 00:15:30,800 for possessing this much meth? Why'd you hide it from me? 441 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:33,340 - I was trying to protect you. - I should've been the first person you told! 442 00:15:33,370 --> 00:15:35,170 I could've taken care of it, or something. 443 00:15:35,210 --> 00:15:37,340 - Now it just looks like we're hiding it. - I just... 444 00:15:37,380 --> 00:15:39,710 I didn't... I didn't think there was anything you could do. 445 00:15:39,740 --> 00:15:42,210 And-and why is that? 446 00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:46,280 Because... I don't know! 447 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,620 Because you don't see me as a cop. None of you do. 448 00:15:48,650 --> 00:15:53,160 I didn't... I didn't think you'd make it this far. 449 00:15:53,190 --> 00:15:54,820 We always thought you'd change your mind. 450 00:15:54,860 --> 00:15:56,330 I mean... 451 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:59,190 you say a prayer every time you get on a escalator. 452 00:15:59,230 --> 00:16:00,830 Why risk it? - I just... 453 00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:05,670 never really saw you as a... as a cop. 454 00:16:05,700 --> 00:16:08,200 Sorry. 455 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:10,440 Oh, there it is. 456 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:16,410 Okay. Okay. 457 00:16:16,450 --> 00:16:19,180 You know what? I know exactly what I have to do. 458 00:16:19,210 --> 00:16:21,550 - I'm gonna tell her it's mine. - What?! No. No. 459 00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:24,550 Yes. Maybe I'm not supposed to be a cop. 460 00:16:24,590 --> 00:16:27,190 There's no reason you should lose your job, too. 461 00:16:29,390 --> 00:16:31,590 I once changed a sign that said "Happy Jewish New Year" 462 00:16:31,630 --> 00:16:33,390 to "Happy Newish Jew Year." 463 00:16:33,430 --> 00:16:35,730 Is that a hate crime? Stop talking, stop sweating. 464 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:38,730 What is wrong with you people?! Enough! 465 00:16:38,770 --> 00:16:40,570 Sarge, I have something I need to tell you. 466 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,600 Wait! Sergeant! 467 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:44,100 My name is Jessica Day, 468 00:16:44,140 --> 00:16:46,910 and this is my meth. - DORADO: What?! 469 00:16:46,940 --> 00:16:49,080 Jess, No. I won't accept that. So... 470 00:16:49,110 --> 00:16:51,310 The bathroom is covered in meth. 471 00:16:51,350 --> 00:16:54,450 Meth that belongs to me. 472 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,650 And it may have intoxicated me 473 00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:59,750 through the skin on my breasts. 474 00:16:59,790 --> 00:17:03,120 But I assure you, no one here had 475 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:05,630 any prior knowledge of any of this. 476 00:17:05,660 --> 00:17:07,390 Especially Winston. 477 00:17:07,430 --> 00:17:10,760 And I don't want him to go down for my mistake. 478 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:13,870 You'd be lucky to have him as a cop. 479 00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:18,640 Take me downtown to the all-lady fur factory. 480 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:22,240 Okay, cuff me. 481 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:23,880 Somebody bring me handcuffs. I'm guilty. 482 00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:25,580 Is she cuffing me? 483 00:17:25,610 --> 00:17:27,110 I can't see what's going on up there. 484 00:17:27,150 --> 00:17:28,480 Do you feel anything? 485 00:17:28,510 --> 00:17:30,280 Does meth make you feel, like, normal, 486 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:33,920 but, like... like your face feels, like, scratchy? 487 00:17:33,950 --> 00:17:36,990 Oh, no, that's just the carpet on my face. 488 00:17:40,010 --> 00:17:41,980 Here's the way this is gonna go down. 489 00:17:42,010 --> 00:17:43,610 I'm gonna go in the bathroom, have a look around. 490 00:17:43,650 --> 00:17:44,980 You will stay here. 491 00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:46,950 You will not move, 492 00:17:46,980 --> 00:17:48,550 you will not talk, 493 00:17:48,590 --> 00:17:49,950 you will not think 494 00:17:49,990 --> 00:17:53,860 unless they're thoughts about not moving. 495 00:17:56,990 --> 00:17:59,290 Winston, I'm so sorry. 496 00:17:59,330 --> 00:18:00,960 I ruined everything. 497 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,230 You would have been such a good cop. 498 00:18:03,270 --> 00:18:05,170 You would have made someone really lucky 499 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,800 to have you as a partner. 500 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:09,800 I always imagined I'd have a partner named Robertson. 501 00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:11,570 - That would have been perfect. - Yeah. 502 00:18:11,610 --> 00:18:13,210 "Robertson, you're on the edge! 503 00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:15,110 - You've gone too far!" - No, no, no. 504 00:18:15,140 --> 00:18:17,140 See, the thing about me and Robertson is that we're tight. 505 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,250 You know, then I went ahead and slept with his wife. 506 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:21,000 - I don't know why... - Why would you do that? 507 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:23,120 I don't know why I would do that. The job really gets to you. 508 00:18:23,150 --> 00:18:25,320 You know, it's stressful out there. 509 00:18:25,350 --> 00:18:27,150 This might not be the right moment but... 510 00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:29,990 for what it's worth, I did it. 511 00:18:30,330 --> 00:18:32,530 - I kept a secret. - Well, congratulations, Nick. 512 00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:34,130 You have the willpower of a six-year-old. 513 00:18:34,230 --> 00:18:35,100 Oh, thank you. 514 00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:38,130 I'm sorry about the whole kissing thing. 515 00:18:38,170 --> 00:18:40,100 Oh, you don't have to apologize. 516 00:18:40,130 --> 00:18:44,300 I did... kiss you back a little. 517 00:18:45,150 --> 00:18:48,050 - So, should we tell Paul together? - Oh. 518 00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:49,640 Well, what do you think he's doing right now? 519 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:51,180 Do you think he's explaining to the air-brusher 520 00:18:51,210 --> 00:18:52,810 that that really is his name? Paul? 521 00:18:52,850 --> 00:18:54,180 And that he wants that painted 522 00:18:54,210 --> 00:18:56,010 across the back of his denim jacket? 523 00:18:56,050 --> 00:18:57,450 It's a normal name. 524 00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:59,990 (whispering): Hey, Nick? 525 00:19:00,020 --> 00:19:05,160 When I'm in prison, write, dance, sing... 526 00:19:05,190 --> 00:19:08,030 live your life. 527 00:19:08,060 --> 00:19:09,830 And if you come and visit me in jail, 528 00:19:09,860 --> 00:19:11,800 please don't wear that robe. 529 00:19:11,830 --> 00:19:13,200 It's a kimono. 530 00:19:13,230 --> 00:19:15,270 Well, this is a first. 531 00:19:15,300 --> 00:19:18,170 These are aquarium rocks. 532 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,870 So, that's the street name for... 533 00:19:19,910 --> 00:19:22,110 No. These are actual aquarium rocks. 534 00:19:22,140 --> 00:19:24,540 You were trying to flush rocks down your toilet. 535 00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,010 Oh, what?! - Oh. 536 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,250 Oh, that's ridiculous. 537 00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:29,480 That's great! Yes! Awesome! 538 00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:30,580 So we're not going to prison? 539 00:19:30,620 --> 00:19:31,680 (Cece laughing) 540 00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:33,080 So, did Winston pass the background check? 541 00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:35,550 Of course. He's one of our best cadets. 542 00:19:37,890 --> 00:19:40,960 His test scores are high, he's passionate, hardworking. 543 00:19:40,990 --> 00:19:42,960 He's gonna make one hell of a cop. 544 00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:45,700 But he won't work in narcotics. 545 00:19:45,730 --> 00:19:47,330 You get to be a cop! 546 00:19:47,370 --> 00:19:48,530 Yay! 547 00:19:48,570 --> 00:19:49,730 (all chatting happily) 548 00:19:49,770 --> 00:19:51,270 Congrat... congrat... Congratulate... 549 00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:53,200 Really? No, we're celebrating Winston. 550 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:55,270 - Celebrating Winston. Okay. - All right, we'll celebrate Winston. 551 00:19:55,310 --> 00:19:57,040 - Oh. - Yeah. 552 00:19:57,070 --> 00:19:59,280 Excuse me. Please consider moving. 553 00:19:59,310 --> 00:20:00,340 I have no idea 554 00:20:00,380 --> 00:20:02,410 why you live with these people. 555 00:20:02,450 --> 00:20:05,280 What kind of person would urinate on an electrical socket? 556 00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:08,080 I... I thought it would make lightning. 557 00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:09,750 - I told you that wouldn't work, Nick. - COACH: Hey! 558 00:20:09,790 --> 00:20:13,160 Guess who's here like he normally is every Saturday! 559 00:20:13,190 --> 00:20:15,630 It's Duquan! 560 00:20:15,660 --> 00:20:17,030 Big brother Wimstons. 561 00:20:17,990 --> 00:20:19,630 Oh. 562 00:20:19,660 --> 00:20:21,560 I love you, Mr. Wimstons. 563 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:24,300 I go from no hope to hope. 564 00:20:24,330 --> 00:20:27,800 He take me and he says to me, "You're gonna be somebody. 565 00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:30,140 "You-You could be the presidents, 566 00:20:30,170 --> 00:20:32,140 or Statues of Liberties." 567 00:20:32,180 --> 00:20:34,180 - Is that right? - We make homework togethers. 568 00:20:34,210 --> 00:20:36,780 He buys me toys, and we chase each others, 569 00:20:36,810 --> 00:20:38,710 and we laugh at the sun. 570 00:20:44,790 --> 00:20:45,790 This feels good, man. 571 00:20:45,810 --> 00:20:46,790 Yeah. 572 00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:47,990 Like I got a new friend. 573 00:20:48,020 --> 00:20:49,690 - Me, too. - Duquan. 574 00:20:49,730 --> 00:20:51,490 - Right. - Hanging out. 575 00:20:51,530 --> 00:20:53,060 It's Jose, so... 576 00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:55,330 Yeah, I like Duquan, though. 577 00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:57,100 Yeah, but my name's Jose. 578 00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:58,300 Like outlet malls? 579 00:20:58,330 --> 00:20:59,830 - I love outlet malls. - Ah, me, too, man. 580 00:20:59,870 --> 00:21:01,170 - Yeah. - Yeah. That's awesome. 581 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,470 On the weekend, though? Mm. 582 00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:04,440 Yeah, but I mean, I have a strategy, you know. 583 00:21:04,470 --> 00:21:05,670 Like, I start out with a smoothie, 584 00:21:05,710 --> 00:21:07,010 and then do my leg stores first. 585 00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:09,380 - Then, I... Yeah. - I do the same, but I end it with pretzel. 586 00:21:09,410 --> 00:21:10,340 - Pretzel. I... - Shut up. 587 00:21:10,380 --> 00:21:12,680 - Cinnamon pretzel? - Oh, my God. 588 00:21:12,750 --> 00:21:15,130 - Dude, don't, don't,. - No, you don't. 589 00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:16,380 - Don't. - No, you don't. 590 00:21:17,850 --> 00:21:19,200 You want to play a tickle game?