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Cece went on a date last night?
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Schmidt, why don't you
just read my text messages
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while I'm in the shower
like you normally do?
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Our Cece has taken a lover?
Good for him.
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- Don't get weird, Schmidt.
- I'm not being weird.
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I just said good for him.
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You know, I've camped
in that forest, too
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The babbling brook, the
beautiful mountains,
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little secret trailway that's
only open seasonally,
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and when it is, let me tell you
something, bring a camera.
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Cool, not weird at all.
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Good, you're all here.
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I just got a tip
from my buddy Dugan.
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My academy background
check is today and I need
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- everybody's help.
- Can't do it, bro.
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Going to the outlet mall today.
I'm gonna look like
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- a rich person from three years ago.
- Can't... You can't go
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- to the outlet mall today. Not today.
- Yeah, you can't
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- go to the outlet mall today.
- Why?
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It's a weekend... what
are you, crazy? Unless you
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- got a game plan.
- I have a game plan.
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SCHMIDT: Grab a quick
smoothie, power up.
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Do my leg stores first.
Pants, socks, shoes.
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Hats and accessories last,
then one sweet treat
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for the road.
Most likely a cinnamon pretzel.
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- I'm in. (laughs)
- That sounds like a tight afternoon.
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- I'm in for sure.
- What the hell, dude?
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I do want to be part
of the pretzel.
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This is my life. If I don't
pass the background check,
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then I fail out
of the police academy.
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Guys, this is an
all-hands-on-deck situation.
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If we don't help him, Winston
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will never become
a cop. Remember?
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He-He handcuffed
his cat's paw
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to a radiator and
then lost the key.
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In my defense, I was
making a Christmas card, so...
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Okay, you know what... I'm gonna
cancel my plans with Cece.
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I'll find out about
her date with Paul later.
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A ridiculous name.
Oh, hey, my name is
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Puh-ha... Pau...
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- I don't even know how to pronounce that.
- It's Paul.
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I'll take that Paul, I'll take
him to a water park, I will.
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I'll put him on one of those
waterslides between
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two obese people and he'll
get smushed to death.
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Die in a... Die in a water...
He'll die between
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- the obese people before he
drowns in the water. - What?
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- Hmm? - Schmidt, that is exactly the
kind of talk we can't have today
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when the LAPD comes here.
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Um... the, uh,
cops are coming here?
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- Yes.
- Like, here, here?
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- Yes.
- Like, to our home,
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w-where we keep our stuff?
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Why can't we just
go there? We'll just
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go there, a-answer some
questions, get an ice coffee
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- on the way back... I really feel like
ice coffee. - It's a home visit, Jess.
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And not just from
any cop. It's from
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Sergeant Tess Dorado. The Fish.
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I'm pretty sure they
call her The Fish because
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she's tough but fair,
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- just like most fish I've interacted with.
- Winston, "Dorado" is a fish.
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It's a subset of mahi-mahi
and it pairs very nicely
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- with citrus, you oaf.
- I'm not a oaf, you're a oaf, stupid.
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- So... You're dumb. Shut up.
- Also, put on
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some underpants, please. It's
like a bounce house down there.
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Do you guys think that the cops
are gonna go through our stuff?
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What are you afraid of? They'll
look through your dream journal?
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- No, I just...
- What, are you running a sweatshop
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back there for skirts that look
like curtains?
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- Actually...
- What'd you-What'd you, steal a kiss and
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hide it in an envelope?
(all laugh)
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I have a bag of meth
in my closet.
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Oh, I know it's in
here somewhere...
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Oh, oh, ooh. These are my
"bad decision" hats.
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- Bad decision, right?
- How do you
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- not know where a bag of meth is?
- Find it and get rid of it.
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- Find it, get rid of it.
- Jess, why do you have meth in your closet?
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Do you remember that day
when I was trying to convince you guys
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to come with me to that waffle restaurant
in the Antelope Valley that I found?
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And you were like,
"That's way too far to go for waffles."
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Turns out you were right...
How good can a waffle really be?
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- That's the question I answered that...
- Tell us the story faster.
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- Your waffle story sucks. - Where is the bag
of crystal methamphetamine, you dummy?
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Okay, fine.
Do you see that footstool?
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I bought it at a garage sale.
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Turns out the top opens up
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and when I opened up the top,
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I found... here it is...
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this.
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COACH:
Holy frickin' what?
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(whoops)
Aah!
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- Oh, hey. How do I look?
- Terrible.
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- N-Not for me.
- Not great. - Like crap.
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- Go change.
- I don't like any of it.
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Wow. You guys
are like rubbing alcohol.
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You sting me in the now,
but save me in the later.
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- All right.
- Okay, Winston cannot find out about this.
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Because if he doesn't know,
he can't get in trouble, and
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he's probably already failing
out of the academy as it is.
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Also, why are you keeping this
in your closet?
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What am I supposed to do,
notify the authorities? I'm sorry, Officer,
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I found this bag of meth
in a footstool
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I bought at a garage sale.
Uh, no.
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My closet is safe. The only
person who goes in there
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is me when I'm naked and/or sad.
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Hey.
Much better, right?
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I found it on the lawn.
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(chuckles)
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And that's the whole story.
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So, you guys ready?
She's on her way.
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Why don't you go wait
for her downstairs?
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Don't make her buzz up
like a shawarma boy.
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Good idea, good idea.
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This way, I get to tell
her my sidewalk joke.
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You remember
the sidewalk joke, right?
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There's a man on the s...
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How's it...?
There's a man on the...
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Oh, you know, okay...
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Everybody just calm down.
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Especially you, Nick,
you're already sopping wet.
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Lying makes me sweat.
I can't lie.
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It's why I don't play poker
or talk to pregnant ladies.
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No one has to lie.
I'm just going to get rid of it.
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(mutters anxiously)
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I'm gonna call Cece.
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She knows about this stuff.
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She lived one summer in Milan
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with a guy named Crystal Randy.
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- Ask her about the date.
- Hey, Cece,
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quick question.
How does one get
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rid of a bag of meth?
Call me back.
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- Ask her if Paul is taller than me.
- Stop it.
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- Did she surrender her virtue?
- Hey.
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- Throw it in the trash.
- I can't see it.
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I can't see where it goes,
'cause then when she comes
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in here, I'll just yell "trash!"
I'll yell "trash!"
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Cover your ears
and sing "Landslide."
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- SCHMIDT: Let's call Cece again.
- # Took my love and I took it down d
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We need to get this
back in my closet...
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I could see your lips moving.
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Well, close your eyes.
(Nick singing)
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Throw it out the window, okay?
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I'll sneak down there,
I'll toss it in
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the Dumpster.
Here.
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- Oh!
- JESS: Oh, my God!
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- What the heck, Jess?
- JESS: I threw like a boy!
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- I've always thrown like a boy!
- You almost hit me in the face!
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- What are you, nuts?
- Overhand?
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Oh, well, Winston's a goner.
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You know, this building
used to be a biscuit factory.
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And apparently, the mice
have not been told
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it's gone residential.
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Was that a joke?
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I hate jokes.
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- # ...of changing
- JESS: Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
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- # 'Cause I built
- We just have to hide this.
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- # My whole life around you
- Throw it in here.
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- Come on!
- I was bringing it to you!
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Why does everybody
keep asking me to throw stuff?
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SCHMIDT:
Work on your aim!
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- This is actually a really good song.
- Nick, stop singing!
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- Where are we gonna put this?
- Put it in the baggie!
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Fun Saturday?
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No. My bird died.
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Well, my mom used to say
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when a bird dies,
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he gets another set
of wings in heaven, so...
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Well, that bird was
going straight to hell.
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Welcome to our home.
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I will ask you questions.
You will ask me no questions.
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In pursuit of that,
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I will offer up three
personal facts:
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I was born in St. Louis,
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I have three brothers,
two of whom
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were killed in separate
plane crashes,
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and...
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I like music.
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Good? Good.
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Now, let's get started...
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My name is Nick.
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Nicholas Miller?
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I-I don't... I don't know.
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SCHMIDT:
Hah!
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He's just messing
around with you.
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He's our resident clown here.
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DORADO:
Let's keep this simple.
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I need to be home in time
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to feed my bird.
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Oh, God.
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(light clattering)
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Uh, green grape?
Would you like...?
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No, thanks.
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I already had my grapes.
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Jess!
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I got your message.
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Where's the freaking me...
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Play along, or
Jess goes to jail.
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- What are you doing?
- Hey.
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Look, it's my girlfriend Cece.
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- What's up, Cece?
- Ah, it's his girlfriend Cece.
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WINSTON: Girlfriend?
Oh, my goodness,
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you guys are back together?
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- Yeah.
- No, uh...
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Like I always say, you can't put
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peanut butter and jelly
on the same shelf
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and expect 'em not to mix.
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'Cause somebody got
to eat a sandwich.
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- It's exciting.
- Yeah, no.
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Moving on. Miss Day,
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in your own words, please state
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why Cadet Bishop
would be an asset
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to the Los Angeles
Police Department.
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- A few kind words. Known me
for a long time. - Yeah.
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- It's your boy Winnie the Bish.
- Oh!
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(light clattering)
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I have to go to the bathroom.
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WINSTON:
If you guys will excuse me
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for just one second.
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Okay.
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Will somebody answer
the question so I can write it
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on the form and we can get on
with our lives?
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Why would Bishop
make a good police officer?
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- Mustache.
- I'm sorry?
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Because, uh,
Winston has a mustache.
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And, uh, police officers
all have mustaches.
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No, they don't. Not the ladies.
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Unless the ladies want to.
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Why can't a lady
have a mustache?
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She can. And it would look sexy.
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Would you like a green grape
shoved in your...
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given to your mouth?
Handed to your mouth?
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I'm asking a simple question,
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unless you don't think he would
be an asset to the LAPD.
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- No, he-he would. He definitely would.
- Yeah, he would.
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You know, Winston has done
plenty for, uh,
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the, um... community.
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He has a little brother
at the Boys & Girls Club.
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Of course. All the work
that Winston does
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with the Boys & Girls Club that
he actually does in real life.
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- So much work at the Boys & Girls Club.
- Yeah. So passionate.
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What was his little brother's
name again?
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- Duke.
- Juan.
242
00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:06,180
- Duquan is his name.
- Duquan.
243
00:08:06,210 --> 00:08:07,750
Duquan.
Duquan.
244
00:08:07,780 --> 00:08:09,580
And I'm Nick Miller.
245
00:08:09,610 --> 00:08:11,210
Hey, let me ask you s... um...
246
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Hmm?
247
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Breasts.
248
00:08:13,650 --> 00:08:15,350
- It's my cycle.
- Already?
249
00:08:15,390 --> 00:08:17,950
Damn, girl.
My calendar is way off on you.
250
00:08:17,990 --> 00:08:20,020
You must be, what, like,
ten days early?
251
00:08:20,060 --> 00:08:22,960
Aw, Winston. Someday you're
gonna make some lucky girl
252
00:08:22,990 --> 00:08:24,860
really uncomfortable.
Can you go get Cece
253
00:08:24,900 --> 00:08:26,230
and tell her to meet me
in the bathroom?
254
00:08:26,260 --> 00:08:28,530
Sure. And, girl, uh,
you ain't got a cycle...
255
00:08:28,570 --> 00:08:30,200
you got a roller coaster.
256
00:08:30,230 --> 00:08:32,200
- (chuckles) Don't I know it, girl?
- Mm-hmm.
257
00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:34,240
(growls, chuckles)
258
00:08:34,270 --> 00:08:35,940
Duquan Feldman?
259
00:08:35,970 --> 00:08:38,970
I'm gonna make a note
to call the Boys & Girls Club.
260
00:08:39,010 --> 00:08:40,440
- No!
- Why not?
261
00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:42,610
Uh, because he's coming here.
262
00:08:42,650 --> 00:08:44,980
Why would... why would
Duquan come-come here?
263
00:08:45,020 --> 00:08:46,350
Because he comes here
every Saturday.
264
00:08:46,380 --> 00:08:48,180
- He does?
- Then where is he?
265
00:08:48,220 --> 00:08:50,820
- Huh?
- It's Saturday. Where is he?
266
00:08:50,850 --> 00:08:52,250
He's at the bus station.
He's waiting for, uh,
267
00:08:52,290 --> 00:08:55,060
one of us to get him, and, uh...
268
00:08:55,090 --> 00:08:57,790
You know what? I'll go do it.
You guys stay put.
269
00:08:57,830 --> 00:08:59,990
You're gonna go and get Duquan?
270
00:09:00,030 --> 00:09:01,660
I think so.
271
00:09:02,700 --> 00:09:04,470
Yeah.
272
00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:06,000
You guys, anybody want to...
273
00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:07,500
come... with? No?
274
00:09:16,950 --> 00:09:20,820
(sighs) Where are you, Duquan?
275
00:09:20,850 --> 00:09:22,780
Hey. Cece, Jess needs some help
276
00:09:22,820 --> 00:09:24,190
- with some lady stuff.
- Of course.
277
00:09:24,220 --> 00:09:25,020
You know how we do.
(chuckles)
278
00:09:25,050 --> 00:09:26,050
SCHMIDT:
Whoof...
279
00:09:26,060 --> 00:09:27,560
Gonna...
280
00:09:27,590 --> 00:09:29,860
- Must be a rough one.
- You know what,
281
00:09:29,890 --> 00:09:31,390
I'm gonna have a look around.
282
00:09:31,430 --> 00:09:33,190
What a great i... You know what,
you should start
283
00:09:33,230 --> 00:09:35,500
with Nick and I's room.
We share it.
284
00:09:35,530 --> 00:09:38,200
Hey, don't mind the condoms.
We've been banging like rabbits.
285
00:09:38,230 --> 00:09:40,970
Not each other.
286
00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,970
What are you doing?
Jessica.
287
00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,440
No, Jessica! What are you doing?
You do not put drugs
288
00:09:45,470 --> 00:09:48,210
down the shower drain. Have you
never seen a drug movie before?
289
00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:50,810
- I don't know. I saw Ray.
- That does not count.
290
00:09:50,850 --> 00:09:53,330
I might have ruined Winston's
chances of being a cop.
291
00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:56,180
Well, we can cry about that later.
We are gonna take the drugs now
292
00:09:56,250 --> 00:09:57,450
and we're
gonna go flush 'em, all right?
293
00:09:57,460 --> 00:10:00,220
What are you doing? Come on. Help me.
Pick up the drugs, Jess.
294
00:10:00,250 --> 00:10:01,970
I think that the meth entered
my bloodstream
295
00:10:01,990 --> 00:10:03,420
- through my boob skin.
- That is not a thing.
296
00:10:03,460 --> 00:10:04,820
- That's not how drugs work.
- I'm the one
297
00:10:04,860 --> 00:10:08,160
on meth!
Don't tell me how drugs work!
298
00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:09,630
Okay.
299
00:10:12,530 --> 00:10:14,130
(toilet gurgling)
300
00:10:14,170 --> 00:10:15,470
Oh, my God.
301
00:10:17,470 --> 00:10:20,810
(exhaling anxiously)
302
00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:21,810
Could you open this trunk?
303
00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:23,380
Oh, I'll do more than open it.
304
00:10:23,410 --> 00:10:25,680
I don't know why I said that.
305
00:10:26,510 --> 00:10:29,080
I'm gonna open the trunk.
306
00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:30,720
(whispers):
I think I'm having a heart attack.
307
00:10:30,750 --> 00:10:32,850
What are you... Oh, my God.
308
00:10:32,890 --> 00:10:35,090
You're a mess. Here.
309
00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:37,520
- Cover up. Cover...
- No, I'm not putting that... I'm not putting
310
00:10:37,540 --> 00:10:39,690
- on your kimono. It legitimizes
you owning it. - Just put it on.
311
00:10:39,730 --> 00:10:40,830
- Put it on.
- Okay.
312
00:10:40,860 --> 00:10:42,490
I'm wearing a kimono.
313
00:10:42,530 --> 00:10:44,060
I see that. Why?
314
00:10:44,100 --> 00:10:46,500
Why? Why is he still wearing
pants? That's the real question.
315
00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:48,830
(creaking, clanging)
What's all that going on out there?
316
00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:51,170
I'm on drugs.
317
00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:53,940
I'm on drugs...
318
00:10:58,140 --> 00:10:59,380
What's all that clanging?
319
00:10:59,410 --> 00:11:01,010
Uh, just a bunch of clanging.
320
00:11:01,050 --> 00:11:02,650
Well, there's feminine issues...
321
00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:04,350
It's probably the ladies
playing with their jewelry.
322
00:11:04,380 --> 00:11:06,780
- Their brooches.
- You know how... Brooches. Of course.
323
00:11:06,820 --> 00:11:08,350
Nick makes a very good point.
324
00:11:08,390 --> 00:11:09,690
I'm gonna go check on
that right now, actually.
325
00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:11,620
Uh, Winston,
326
00:11:11,660 --> 00:11:12,360
why don't you show
the good sergeant
327
00:11:12,390 --> 00:11:13,890
- Jess' room?
- What?
328
00:11:13,930 --> 00:11:14,860
- What a great idea.
- Oh, I've had
329
00:11:14,890 --> 00:11:15,890
intercourse in there.
330
00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:17,460
You'll be excited to...
331
00:11:20,330 --> 00:11:22,530
- I think I'm gonna take off, too.
- Nick, what is going on out there?
332
00:11:22,570 --> 00:11:24,130
- What's going on out there?
- No, I'm asking you what's going on.
333
00:11:24,170 --> 00:11:25,640
- Hmm?
- What's going on?
334
00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:30,170
(grunting quietly)
335
00:11:33,380 --> 00:11:35,010
It's gonna be okay.
336
00:11:35,050 --> 00:11:36,880
Hey, what happened
to the "turlet"?
337
00:11:36,910 --> 00:11:38,710
Schmidt, you're here.
So we're in a little bit
338
00:11:38,750 --> 00:11:40,420
of a thing right now,
but you're our best cleaner.
339
00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:42,690
We might be out of towels,
but you'll figure out something.
340
00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:44,550
- Right? It's gonna be fun.
- Jess,
341
00:11:44,590 --> 00:11:45,920
- are you crying right now?
- I don't know.
342
00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:47,220
I hadn't noticed. Um...
(sniffles)
343
00:11:47,260 --> 00:11:49,930
- I might be on drugs.
- You gonna help mop
344
00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:51,360
- or are you just gonna try
to kiss me again? - Oh, please.
345
00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:53,100
You kissed me back.
Your... I felt
346
00:11:53,130 --> 00:11:55,500
your lips surrender. And
who's this Paul anyway? Paul.
347
00:11:55,530 --> 00:11:57,000
- What, does he work in a pizzeria?
- Yes, Schmidt,
348
00:11:57,030 --> 00:11:58,900
I went on a date with a guy
named Paul.
349
00:11:58,940 --> 00:12:01,670
- You just need to get over it.
- Paul. Paul. Nice name, dude.
350
00:12:01,710 --> 00:12:03,790
- Why is your shirt off?
- I've seen New Jack City, okay?
351
00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:05,670
They all take their shirts off
in the crack cocaine lab!
352
00:12:05,710 --> 00:12:06,910
Ah, it won't go down!
353
00:12:06,940 --> 00:12:09,210
Hats off to the hillbilly
that made this meth.
354
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:10,250
Meth?
355
00:12:11,210 --> 00:12:12,210
What meth?
356
00:12:12,250 --> 00:12:14,050
This meth.
357
00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:16,350
It's... legal meth.
358
00:12:16,390 --> 00:12:18,350
It's... medical meth.
359
00:12:18,390 --> 00:12:20,920
For my... cramps.
360
00:12:22,230 --> 00:12:25,230
Wait a minute. Who's with Nick?
361
00:12:27,030 --> 00:12:30,830
d I took my love
and I took it down d
362
00:12:30,870 --> 00:12:34,070
d I drove around
and I hit a pound d
363
00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:37,510
d And I saw all the puppies
with their d
364
00:12:37,540 --> 00:12:39,070
d Eyes so blind...
365
00:12:41,700 --> 00:12:43,000
Nick! Nick!
366
00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:45,840
Sergeant Dorado, don't listen
to him! He's deranged!
367
00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:47,310
I'm gonna talk
to this man alone.
368
00:12:47,340 --> 00:12:49,710
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
369
00:12:49,750 --> 00:12:50,750
That is not good.
370
00:12:50,780 --> 00:12:51,780
No.
371
00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:54,120
So, this Paul...
372
00:12:55,290 --> 00:12:56,850
I've never seen
someone sweat so much
373
00:12:56,890 --> 00:12:59,660
in my life. It looks
like your body is crying.
374
00:12:59,690 --> 00:13:01,160
What are you hiding?
375
00:13:01,190 --> 00:13:03,760
Distraction!
376
00:13:03,790 --> 00:13:06,090
Okay. You're a tough cookie.
377
00:13:06,130 --> 00:13:08,030
And that's the last thing
I'll say.
378
00:13:08,060 --> 00:13:10,030
- Look... - Okay, you want the truth?
I'll tell you everything.
379
00:13:10,070 --> 00:13:12,130
When I was 13 years old,
380
00:13:12,170 --> 00:13:15,000
I once made love to myself
behind a post office.
381
00:13:16,410 --> 00:13:18,710
Oh.
382
00:13:18,740 --> 00:13:20,580
Hey!
383
00:13:20,610 --> 00:13:22,710
(honks horn)
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
384
00:13:22,740 --> 00:13:24,310
Yo! What's up?
You in the shorts.
385
00:13:24,350 --> 00:13:27,110
Hey, come here, man. Come here.
I need a little boy.
386
00:13:27,150 --> 00:13:29,720
(chuckles) Whoa. No. That's not
what I meant. No, no, no.
387
00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:31,220
I didn't mean...
You know what I'm... Ah.
388
00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:33,120
I wasn't trying to...
389
00:13:33,150 --> 00:13:35,120
It's for my friend, you know?
390
00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:37,590
I need you to come over to,
uh, hang out with my friends.
391
00:13:37,630 --> 00:13:40,930
No, not like that.
I just need you to pretend
392
00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:42,930
like, uh,
you're in a relationship
393
00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:46,630
with this grown man that I know.
Ah! Ah! Uh, I did not
394
00:13:46,670 --> 00:13:48,170
think this through.
Did not think this through.
395
00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:49,970
Um, bad decision.
Very bad decision.
396
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,200
I'm gonna go now.
Don't remember my face.
397
00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:54,140
Forget this face.
This didn't happen.
398
00:13:54,170 --> 00:13:55,810
What is wrong
with the name Paul, okay?
399
00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:57,780
Paul is a normal name.
He is a normal guy.
400
00:13:57,810 --> 00:13:59,010
That is the problem, okay?
401
00:13:59,050 --> 00:14:01,080
You shouldn't be
with a normal guy.
402
00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:04,480
All right, okay.
403
00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:07,220
It was Mark-Paul Gosselaar.
404
00:14:07,250 --> 00:14:10,460
What? You... you were...
you were with Zack Morris?
405
00:14:10,490 --> 00:14:13,160
- Mm-hmm.
- Guy's a frigging god.
406
00:14:13,190 --> 00:14:16,190
I mean, all right.
I've... I surrender.
407
00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:18,630
That's awes... Can
I come to the wedding?
408
00:14:18,660 --> 00:14:21,100
- (laughs) - You think Slater and
Screech are gonna be there?
409
00:14:21,130 --> 00:14:24,200
(laughing): I'm kidding. I just wanted
to freak you out.
410
00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:26,470
You really had me going
there for a second.
411
00:14:26,510 --> 00:14:28,310
(laughing)
It works every time with you.
412
00:14:28,340 --> 00:14:29,880
It's amazing. Now...
413
00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:33,310
There was a real second there
where I had bad feelings
414
00:14:33,350 --> 00:14:34,980
towards Mark-Paul Gosselaar,
415
00:14:35,010 --> 00:14:37,250
and I didn't like
any moment of that.
416
00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:40,320
How dare you. Don't ever
do that to me again.
417
00:14:40,350 --> 00:14:41,550
When I was nine years old,
418
00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:43,890
I fed cereal flakes
to a frog, and it died.
419
00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:46,320
Then I went
into a period of time
420
00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:48,330
where I fed cereal flakes
to all little animals.
421
00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:51,300
Squirrels can live through it,
chipmunks can live through it.
422
00:14:51,330 --> 00:14:53,130
Anything that lives
half in and out of water dies,
423
00:14:53,170 --> 00:14:54,800
and I don't understand why.
424
00:14:54,830 --> 00:14:57,300
When I was ten, I once walked
by my mother sleeping,
425
00:14:57,340 --> 00:14:59,940
and I snuck in the room,
and I put a lemon in her mouth.
426
00:14:59,970 --> 00:15:03,470
When I was 11, I once tried on
my girl cousin's wool tights,
427
00:15:03,510 --> 00:15:05,940
and I didn't hate
the way it felt!
428
00:15:05,980 --> 00:15:07,340
Why are you telling me this?
429
00:15:07,380 --> 00:15:08,950
Because you said you wanted
to hear everything!
430
00:15:08,980 --> 00:15:11,150
My sixteenth year,
I never got an erection.
431
00:15:11,180 --> 00:15:12,920
I thought they were done.
432
00:15:12,950 --> 00:15:15,190
I thought my penis was dead.
433
00:15:15,220 --> 00:15:16,620
It wasn't.
434
00:15:16,650 --> 00:15:18,320
It's fine, Winston.
We can fix this.
435
00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:20,160
Just help me mule this crank.
436
00:15:20,190 --> 00:15:21,690
I'll prepare, you mule.
437
00:15:21,730 --> 00:15:23,450
I can't mule crank.
I don't have the system.
438
00:15:23,460 --> 00:15:26,930
It's the perfect plan.
I don't think it is.
439
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,630
Jess, do you know how
much time we could get
440
00:15:28,670 --> 00:15:30,800
for possessing this much meth?
Why'd you hide it from me?
441
00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:33,340
- I was trying to protect you.
- I should've been the first person you told!
442
00:15:33,370 --> 00:15:35,170
I could've taken care
of it, or something.
443
00:15:35,210 --> 00:15:37,340
- Now it just looks like we're hiding it.
- I just...
444
00:15:37,380 --> 00:15:39,710
I didn't... I didn't think
there was anything you could do.
445
00:15:39,740 --> 00:15:42,210
And-and why is that?
446
00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:46,280
Because... I don't know!
447
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,620
Because you don't see me
as a cop. None of you do.
448
00:15:48,650 --> 00:15:53,160
I didn't... I didn't think
you'd make it this far.
449
00:15:53,190 --> 00:15:54,820
We always thought
you'd change your mind.
450
00:15:54,860 --> 00:15:56,330
I mean...
451
00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:59,190
you say a prayer every time
you get on a escalator.
452
00:15:59,230 --> 00:16:00,830
Why risk it?
- I just...
453
00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:05,670
never really saw you
as a... as a cop.
454
00:16:05,700 --> 00:16:08,200
Sorry.
455
00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:10,440
Oh, there it is.
456
00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:16,410
Okay. Okay.
457
00:16:16,450 --> 00:16:19,180
You know what? I know
exactly what I have to do.
458
00:16:19,210 --> 00:16:21,550
- I'm gonna tell her it's mine.
- What?! No. No.
459
00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:24,550
Yes. Maybe I'm not
supposed to be a cop.
460
00:16:24,590 --> 00:16:27,190
There's no reason
you should lose your job, too.
461
00:16:29,390 --> 00:16:31,590
I once changed a sign that said
"Happy Jewish New Year"
462
00:16:31,630 --> 00:16:33,390
to "Happy Newish Jew Year."
463
00:16:33,430 --> 00:16:35,730
Is that a hate crime?
Stop talking, stop sweating.
464
00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:38,730
What is wrong
with you people?! Enough!
465
00:16:38,770 --> 00:16:40,570
Sarge, I have something
I need to tell you.
466
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,600
Wait! Sergeant!
467
00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:44,100
My name is Jessica Day,
468
00:16:44,140 --> 00:16:46,910
and this is my meth.
- DORADO: What?!
469
00:16:46,940 --> 00:16:49,080
Jess, No. I won't
accept that. So...
470
00:16:49,110 --> 00:16:51,310
The bathroom is covered in meth.
471
00:16:51,350 --> 00:16:54,450
Meth that belongs to me.
472
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,650
And it may have intoxicated me
473
00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:59,750
through the skin on my breasts.
474
00:16:59,790 --> 00:17:03,120
But I assure you,
no one here had
475
00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:05,630
any prior knowledge
of any of this.
476
00:17:05,660 --> 00:17:07,390
Especially Winston.
477
00:17:07,430 --> 00:17:10,760
And I don't want him
to go down for my mistake.
478
00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:13,870
You'd be lucky
to have him as a cop.
479
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:18,640
Take me downtown
to the all-lady fur factory.
480
00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:22,240
Okay, cuff me.
481
00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:23,880
Somebody bring me handcuffs.
I'm guilty.
482
00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:25,580
Is she cuffing me?
483
00:17:25,610 --> 00:17:27,110
I can't see
what's going on up there.
484
00:17:27,150 --> 00:17:28,480
Do you feel anything?
485
00:17:28,510 --> 00:17:30,280
Does meth make you feel,
like, normal,
486
00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:33,920
but, like... like
your face feels, like, scratchy?
487
00:17:33,950 --> 00:17:36,990
Oh, no, that's just
the carpet on my face.
488
00:17:40,010 --> 00:17:41,980
Here's the way this
is gonna go down.
489
00:17:42,010 --> 00:17:43,610
I'm gonna go in the bathroom,
have a look around.
490
00:17:43,650 --> 00:17:44,980
You will stay here.
491
00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:46,950
You will not move,
492
00:17:46,980 --> 00:17:48,550
you will not talk,
493
00:17:48,590 --> 00:17:49,950
you will not think
494
00:17:49,990 --> 00:17:53,860
unless they're thoughts
about not moving.
495
00:17:56,990 --> 00:17:59,290
Winston, I'm so sorry.
496
00:17:59,330 --> 00:18:00,960
I ruined everything.
497
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,230
You would have been
such a good cop.
498
00:18:03,270 --> 00:18:05,170
You would have made
someone really lucky
499
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,800
to have you as a partner.
500
00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:09,800
I always imagined I'd have
a partner named Robertson.
501
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:11,570
- That would have been perfect.
- Yeah.
502
00:18:11,610 --> 00:18:13,210
"Robertson, you're on the edge!
503
00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:15,110
- You've gone too far!"
- No, no, no.
504
00:18:15,140 --> 00:18:17,140
See, the thing about me and
Robertson is that we're tight.
505
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,250
You know, then I went ahead
and slept with his wife.
506
00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:21,000
- I don't know why...
- Why would you do that?
507
00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:23,120
I don't know why I would do that.
The job really gets to you.
508
00:18:23,150 --> 00:18:25,320
You know,
it's stressful out there.
509
00:18:25,350 --> 00:18:27,150
This might not be
the right moment but...
510
00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:29,990
for what it's worth, I did it.
511
00:18:30,330 --> 00:18:32,530
- I kept a secret.
- Well, congratulations, Nick.
512
00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:34,130
You have the willpower
of a six-year-old.
513
00:18:34,230 --> 00:18:35,100
Oh, thank you.
514
00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:38,130
I'm sorry about the
whole kissing thing.
515
00:18:38,170 --> 00:18:40,100
Oh, you don't have to apologize.
516
00:18:40,130 --> 00:18:44,300
I did... kiss you back a little.
517
00:18:45,150 --> 00:18:48,050
- So, should we tell Paul together?
- Oh.
518
00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:49,640
Well, what do you think
he's doing right now?
519
00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:51,180
Do you think he's
explaining to the air-brusher
520
00:18:51,210 --> 00:18:52,810
that that really
is his name? Paul?
521
00:18:52,850 --> 00:18:54,180
And that he wants that painted
522
00:18:54,210 --> 00:18:56,010
across the back of
his denim jacket?
523
00:18:56,050 --> 00:18:57,450
It's a normal name.
524
00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:59,990
(whispering):
Hey, Nick?
525
00:19:00,020 --> 00:19:05,160
When I'm in prison,
write, dance, sing...
526
00:19:05,190 --> 00:19:08,030
live your life.
527
00:19:08,060 --> 00:19:09,830
And if you come
and visit me in jail,
528
00:19:09,860 --> 00:19:11,800
please don't wear that robe.
529
00:19:11,830 --> 00:19:13,200
It's a kimono.
530
00:19:13,230 --> 00:19:15,270
Well, this is a first.
531
00:19:15,300 --> 00:19:18,170
These are aquarium rocks.
532
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,870
So, that's
the street name for...
533
00:19:19,910 --> 00:19:22,110
No. These are actual
aquarium rocks.
534
00:19:22,140 --> 00:19:24,540
You were trying to flush rocks
down your toilet.
535
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,010
Oh, what?!
- Oh.
536
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,250
Oh, that's ridiculous.
537
00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:29,480
That's great!
Yes! Awesome!
538
00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:30,580
So we're not going to prison?
539
00:19:30,620 --> 00:19:31,680
(Cece laughing)
540
00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:33,080
So, did Winston pass
the background check?
541
00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:35,550
Of course.
He's one of our best cadets.
542
00:19:37,890 --> 00:19:40,960
His test scores are high,
he's passionate, hardworking.
543
00:19:40,990 --> 00:19:42,960
He's gonna make
one hell of a cop.
544
00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:45,700
But he won't work in narcotics.
545
00:19:45,730 --> 00:19:47,330
You get to be a cop!
546
00:19:47,370 --> 00:19:48,530
Yay!
547
00:19:48,570 --> 00:19:49,730
(all chatting happily)
548
00:19:49,770 --> 00:19:51,270
Congrat... congrat...
Congratulate...
549
00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:53,200
Really? No, we're
celebrating Winston.
550
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:55,270
- Celebrating Winston. Okay.
- All right, we'll celebrate Winston.
551
00:19:55,310 --> 00:19:57,040
- Oh.
- Yeah.
552
00:19:57,070 --> 00:19:59,280
Excuse me.
Please consider moving.
553
00:19:59,310 --> 00:20:00,340
I have no idea
554
00:20:00,380 --> 00:20:02,410
why you live with these people.
555
00:20:02,450 --> 00:20:05,280
What kind of person would
urinate on an electrical socket?
556
00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:08,080
I... I thought
it would make lightning.
557
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:09,750
- I told you that wouldn't work, Nick.
- COACH: Hey!
558
00:20:09,790 --> 00:20:13,160
Guess who's here like he
normally is every Saturday!
559
00:20:13,190 --> 00:20:15,630
It's Duquan!
560
00:20:15,660 --> 00:20:17,030
Big brother Wimstons.
561
00:20:17,990 --> 00:20:19,630
Oh.
562
00:20:19,660 --> 00:20:21,560
I love you, Mr. Wimstons.
563
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:24,300
I go from no hope to hope.
564
00:20:24,330 --> 00:20:27,800
He take me and he says to me,
"You're gonna be somebody.
565
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:30,140
"You-You could be
the presidents,
566
00:20:30,170 --> 00:20:32,140
or Statues of Liberties."
567
00:20:32,180 --> 00:20:34,180
- Is that right?
- We make homework togethers.
568
00:20:34,210 --> 00:20:36,780
He buys me toys,
and we chase each others,
569
00:20:36,810 --> 00:20:38,710
and we laugh at the sun.
570
00:20:44,790 --> 00:20:45,790
This feels good, man.
571
00:20:45,810 --> 00:20:46,790
Yeah.
572
00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:47,990
Like I got a new friend.
573
00:20:48,020 --> 00:20:49,690
- Me, too.
- Duquan.
574
00:20:49,730 --> 00:20:51,490
- Right.
- Hanging out.
575
00:20:51,530 --> 00:20:53,060
It's Jose, so...
576
00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:55,330
Yeah, I like Duquan, though.
577
00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:57,100
Yeah, but my name's Jose.
578
00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:58,300
Like outlet malls?
579
00:20:58,330 --> 00:20:59,830
- I love outlet malls.
- Ah, me, too, man.
580
00:20:59,870 --> 00:21:01,170
- Yeah.
- Yeah. That's awesome.
581
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,470
On the weekend, though? Mm.
582
00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:04,440
Yeah, but I mean, I have
a strategy, you know.
583
00:21:04,470 --> 00:21:05,670
Like, I start out
with a smoothie,
584
00:21:05,710 --> 00:21:07,010
and then do my leg stores first.
585
00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:09,380
- Then, I... Yeah.
- I do the same, but I end it with pretzel.
586
00:21:09,410 --> 00:21:10,340
- Pretzel. I...
- Shut up.
587
00:21:10,380 --> 00:21:12,680
- Cinnamon pretzel?
- Oh, my God.
588
00:21:12,750 --> 00:21:15,130
- Dude, don't, don't,.
- No, you don't.
589
00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:16,380
- Don't.
- No, you don't.
590
00:21:17,850 --> 00:21:19,200
You want to play a tickle game?