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¶ Gingy, who did you harm? ¶
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¶ Gingy, who ate your arm? ¶
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GINGERBREAD MAN:
It was...
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Santa!
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(thunder rumbles)
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No!
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This is pretty dark.
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We will rescue you, Gingy!
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Wait till they get
to the North Pole
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to avenge his death
and take it way too far.
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¶ Santa's been a bad boy,
and that's not right ¶
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¶ The white-bearded devil's
gonna die tonight! ¶
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But I'm proud of that.
They worked really hard on it.
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(screaming)
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Do you want to visit
the prop closet?
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(screaming continues)
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(door opening)
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(Foster screams)
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Okay, just two more hours,
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and then it's ten days
down a wine bottle.
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(door opens, closes)
(giggles)
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Oh, my gosh.
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All this sneaking around, I feel
like gay guys in the '50s.
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I can't believe
you're going to London tonight.
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I'm gonna miss you so much.
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Come with me.
What?
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Spend Christmas
with my family in London.
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That's, like, skipping seven
relationship steps.
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What do you mean?
Do you really want
your whole family
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to meet the weird American girl
that you're making out with
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in a prop closet
who's also your boss?
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Yeah.
- Everything's been going
really, really well.
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What if I use the wrong fork?
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You won't use
the wrong fork,
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'cause I'll make sure
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that you-you don't.
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No, it'll be very casual.
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And I don't care
what they think,
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'cause I like you, and I want
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to spend Christmas
with you in London.
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I've never been to Europe. I...
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We'll stroll through Hyde Park,
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empty townhouses owned
by Russian billionaires.
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We're gonna go to Big Ben.
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I'll take on-on the wheel,
the Eye.
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We'll eat cheese on the wheel
and-and make out.
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Uh, we're gonna ride
black taxicabs even to places
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where we don't need to go
and we're not invited.
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Yes! Yes! Yes!
- Yes!
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(laughter)
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Okay, Alan.
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You did your best.
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Why did I agree to ride
to the airport with everyone?
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I'm an aspiring millionaire.
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I should be taking a Town Car,
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not packed six-deep
like a Hasidic family
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going to the bulk foods store.
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Relax, Schmidt,
we're all riding together
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so that we can hang out
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before we all go
to our magical destinations.
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Magical? I'm going back home
to Long Island,
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the birthplace
of the female crew cut.
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Yeah, and I'm going all the way
to New York because my mom
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wants to hand-deliver a
Christmas card to Matt Lauer,
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but you, Jess,
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you're going...
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BOTH:
To London!
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(in English accent):
'Ello, guvnor.
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You got to stop it
with that accent.
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Fancy a tickle?
Borderline racist.
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Check it out. I'm coming in hot
with gifts for the family.
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I'm ready for anything.
Is that a wallet necklace?
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Yeah, so I don't
get pickpocketed.
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Smart. Keep that money away
from them Gypsies.
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Are you nervous about
meeting his family?
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No, no. Yes.
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All right, here's the plan.
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We're at O'Hare at 8:00,
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O'Leary's at 9:00,
we're drunk by 6:00.
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See what I did there?
We're dinking on the plane.
(laughs)
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Man, I love Christmas Eve Eve
at O'Leary's.
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I always get laid. See, here,
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I'm a six, sixish.
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Uh, but I'm a Chicago ten.
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Yeah.
- I'm a six, man?
Maybe a little higher.
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Seven.
- But I'm... I'm a seven,
thank you.
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Plus Nick is dating Kai now,
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which means I'm getting
the butt.
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I'm getting all the butt.
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I made you guys some snack bags.
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Oh, thank you.
- Oh.
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You're like my mom,
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but in ways I can appreciate.
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Hey, Coach,
what's taking you so long?
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There he is.
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COACH: I know what
you're all thinking.
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You think I'm selfish
for going on vacation
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instead of going to Detroit
to see my family.
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Not thinking that;
very defensive.
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I live with a million people.
Four people.
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There are going to be a million
people at my mother's house.
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I need some me time.
And yes, I will be sad to miss
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my baby niece
and all of her Christmas joy,
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but I've made a decision
that I'm happy with,
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and it hasn't been giving me
stomach pains.
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You seem really great.
Yeah.
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I feel good.
Can we please go?!
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Yeah!
- Let's go to the airport!
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BOTH:
Christmas!
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(whooping)
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I'm getting in.
No, no, no, no.
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Too late.
- Okay.
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Oh, yeah.
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Loving the new Ford Fusion!
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You don't stink at all, man.
Nice.
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Are you wet?
- Just my bottom.
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Check out how roomy this is.
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You could open
a hat store in here.
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Why would I do that?
That tree's cool.
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What's it doing?
It coaches you to drive
more efficiently.
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Oh, look at that.
Your name is Coach. That's fun.
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I don't know why
that's fun to me, but it is.
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Pretty funny, I...
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Hey, Outside Dave,
will you take a holiday picture?
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Well, I'd prefer to paint you,
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but it appears time
is pressed against us.
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(groans)
(Schmidt cries out)
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All right.
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Let me get a good filter.
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Okay, now pretend
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you're really thirsty,
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but the only thing that
can quench your thirst
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is the tears
from a golden retriever. Go.
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Oh, that's good.
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Aaaaaand....
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got it.
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MAN (over P.A.):
Welcome to Los Angeles
International Airport.
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(announcement continues
indistinctly)
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¶ I don't know
where Santa goes ¶
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¶ 11 months of the year ¶
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¶ I just know I love you so ¶
(loud clamoring)
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¶ And Christmastime is here ¶
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¶ It's cold outside... ¶
Excuse me, what's going on?
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Midwest storm.
Everything's delayed.
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God have mercy on us all.
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Ow! Ow!
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Move, white bitch!
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(beeping)
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Ryan, hi. (sighs)
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My flight's delayed.
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Please tell your parents
this is not like me.
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I am never late.
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On time or naked is what
I always say.
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I've never said that. (chuckles)
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I'll be fully clothed, but late.
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I'll talk to you later.
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Okay, I got this.
Coach, your flight's okay.
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Thanks, Jess.
I'm going to go find
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a charging station so I can, uh,
call my niece before Hawaii.
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Everyone stop looking at me!
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Cece and Schmidt,
you're on the red-eye.
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The red-eye? What do
I look like, a 24-year-old
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who's too afraid to break up
with his college girlfriend?
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I mean, thank you for this.
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Nick and Winston,
I got you guys.
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Next.
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Hi.
Hi.
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First and foremost, I'd like to
wish you a very merry Christmas.
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Next.
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Uh, right. (chuckles)
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Um, my friends are trying
to get on the Chicago flight.
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Uh, Winston Bishop
and Nick Miller.
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Yeah, standby,
tenth and 11th on the list.
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I really appreciate that,
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but...
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is there any way
you could get...
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Nope.
And now they're 12th and 13th.
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I'm sorry. I was...
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Don't apologize. 14, 15.
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I didn't apologize.
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16, 17.
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Sir.
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You seem like
a reasonable person.
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I'm not and you're at 18 and 19.
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Okay... You know what?
(blows raspberry)
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You want mean,
I'll give you mean.
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I hope your mom falls
down the stairs
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and she hurts parts of herself.
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I hate my mom.
Back to 16 and 17.
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Thank you.
- Don't thank me. 18, 19.
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It's Christmas.
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Oh, I didn't know that.
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I thought they just did a black
version of Annie for no reason.
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20, 21.
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You...
- 22, 23.
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But...
- 24, 25.
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Sir.
- They're on the wing, dear.
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Next?
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No. Next?
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(loud clamoring)
WOMAN: Stop pushing.
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MAN (over P.A.):
Flight 202 to Dallas-
Fort Worth cancelled.
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(groans)
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Hey, let's wait
in the first-class lounge,
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like the other
HBO GO subscribers.
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You're a member?
- Cece, I grew up
on the mean streets
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of Long Island, just gazing up
at the Manhattan city skyline,
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thinking, "You know what,
one day, I'm gonna get there."
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That first-class lounge
is my Manhattan.
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"Greatest discovery of all time
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"is that a person can change
his future
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by merely changing
his attitude."
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Oprah Winfrey.
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Sir, may I help you?
Are you a member?
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I just had
an incredible layover.
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Flew in from Istanbul. I just
need to lay down for a while.
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I'm a little... Okay?
Certainly. Uh, do you have
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a first-class ticket
or a membership card?
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Do I have a...
a membership card?
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Let me ask you something.
I tend to, uh...
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tend to deal with, uh,
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Sarah Beth.
- I'm not aware of
a Sarah Beth, sir.
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The last time
I talked to her,
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she was suffering
from the diabetes.
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Is she still on the inhaler?
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Uh...
- Did she pass?
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She passed, didn't she?
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I'm afraid I...
I'm gonna need a minute.
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I'm just gonna go inside,
sit down, just kind of take...
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Are you a member, sir?
Am I a mem...?
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Can we just get
two guest passes, please?
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Of course.
- Thank you.
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That's a real thing--
guest passes?
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Yes, sir.
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Okay. It's a debit card.
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Is Ro-Ro done yet? Damn.
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Okay, uh, have her call me,
but m-my phone's about to d...
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(beeping)
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My ph... Hello?
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Damn it.
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Really?
Phone and a laptop?
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You're playing solitaire?
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Is that a keyboard?
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Dude, come on!
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Why we should've
taken trains.
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The sky's too fickle.
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It's the play place
for butterflies.
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JESS:
"Can't wait to see you.
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House at the end of the lane"?
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
What?
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This is where Ryan lives.
252
00:08:25,042 --> 00:08:26,775
Whoa!
What?
253
00:08:26,777 --> 00:08:27,843
It's a gorgeous mansion.
254
00:08:27,845 --> 00:08:29,845
He said it was casual.
255
00:08:29,847 --> 00:08:32,615
Does "casual" mean something
very different in England?
256
00:08:32,617 --> 00:08:35,517
Like... like "we own England"?
257
00:08:35,519 --> 00:08:37,052
That's some McDuck money!
258
00:08:37,054 --> 00:08:39,255
That's "do whatever I want"
money.
259
00:08:39,257 --> 00:08:41,724
Exactly.
You better learn how
to ride a polo horse.
260
00:08:41,726 --> 00:08:43,525
It's actually a polio horse.
261
00:08:43,527 --> 00:08:45,594
Uh, originally they were bred
as helper horses
262
00:08:45,596 --> 00:08:47,730
for people with polio,
but I don't think anything
263
00:08:47,732 --> 00:08:49,698
of what I just said
was correct, so...
264
00:08:49,700 --> 00:08:52,201
What is...?
Are you all right?
265
00:08:52,203 --> 00:08:53,469
Hey. My flight's delayed.
266
00:08:53,471 --> 00:08:55,070
Might not even meet
his very rich family.
267
00:08:55,072 --> 00:08:57,773
Anyway, you guys should go
to your-your gate.
268
00:08:57,775 --> 00:09:01,577
Get out of here,
you Christmas... packages.
269
00:09:01,579 --> 00:09:03,812
All right. Merry Christmas.
Okay. All right,
let's... Yeah.
270
00:09:03,814 --> 00:09:05,314
Okay. Yeah.
- All of that
good stuff.
271
00:09:05,316 --> 00:09:07,116
See you later.
Safe travels.
272
00:09:07,118 --> 00:09:08,317
(cell phone chiming)
273
00:09:08,319 --> 00:09:09,685
(sighs)
274
00:09:11,321 --> 00:09:13,255
(cell phone chimes)
275
00:09:13,257 --> 00:09:16,725
Is that a falcon
wearing a necklace?
276
00:09:21,564 --> 00:09:22,831
Can I help you?
277
00:09:22,833 --> 00:09:24,266
Sir...
278
00:09:24,268 --> 00:09:26,235
I'd like the strongest
drink you have,
279
00:09:26,237 --> 00:09:28,304
and also a wine spritzer
on the side
280
00:09:28,306 --> 00:09:30,639
in case I don't like it.
281
00:09:30,641 --> 00:09:32,308
(mouths):
Thank you.
282
00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:34,677
MAN:
Looks like somebody's
not so merry.
283
00:09:36,813 --> 00:09:38,414
Come on.
284
00:09:38,416 --> 00:09:39,648
Are you...?
285
00:09:39,650 --> 00:09:41,650
(chuckles softly)
286
00:09:41,652 --> 00:09:43,485
Okay, um... that's silly.
287
00:09:43,487 --> 00:09:45,254
I really want this to be true.
288
00:09:45,256 --> 00:09:47,156
What seems to be troubling you?
289
00:09:47,158 --> 00:09:49,458
I just found out that my
boyfriend is... is really rich,
290
00:09:49,460 --> 00:09:51,593
and there's no way his parents
are gonna like me,
291
00:09:51,595 --> 00:09:53,329
and he's...
Well, have you ever
292
00:09:53,331 --> 00:09:55,164
thought that the world
is just full of sloths,
293
00:09:55,166 --> 00:09:57,266
and then one day,
this beautiful lion walks in?
294
00:09:57,268 --> 00:09:59,435
Actually, you've probably never
thought that way, Santa.
295
00:09:59,437 --> 00:10:01,437
Can I just go ahead
and call you Santa?
296
00:10:01,439 --> 00:10:04,006
Anyway, should I just
bail on this trip?
297
00:10:04,008 --> 00:10:06,008
Hmm, sounds complicated.
298
00:10:06,010 --> 00:10:07,443
Yeah.
- Why don't you
299
00:10:07,445 --> 00:10:09,144
come with me
to the family bathroom,
300
00:10:09,146 --> 00:10:11,480
sit on my lap,
and I'll give you
301
00:10:11,482 --> 00:10:13,816
the sleigh ride
you'll never forget?
302
00:10:13,818 --> 00:10:15,217
What? Santa!
303
00:10:15,219 --> 00:10:16,485
North Pole.
304
00:10:16,487 --> 00:10:17,886
Player for life.
305
00:10:17,888 --> 00:10:19,388
Get out of here!
306
00:10:19,390 --> 00:10:22,157
Pervert Santa!
No cookies for you here,
307
00:10:22,159 --> 00:10:23,459
you white-bearded freak!
308
00:10:23,461 --> 00:10:25,461
Well, well, well.
309
00:10:25,463 --> 00:10:27,663
If it isn't ol' Bangs LaRue.
310
00:10:27,665 --> 00:10:30,165
Don't test me, sweetie. I'll put
your head in a trash can.
311
00:10:30,167 --> 00:10:31,400
Wow.
312
00:10:31,402 --> 00:10:32,668
(chuckles)
313
00:10:32,670 --> 00:10:35,838
You and I are gonna drink.
314
00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:38,574
Wow, this place
is just so amazing.
315
00:10:38,576 --> 00:10:39,975
You got to feel this pillow.
316
00:10:39,977 --> 00:10:41,677
Look at this thing.
This is the pillow
317
00:10:41,679 --> 00:10:43,912
that all the other pillows
want to have sex with.
318
00:10:44,914 --> 00:10:47,516
Nice.
Look at that guy.
319
00:10:47,518 --> 00:10:49,985
Bet he's the kind of guy who
takes one bite of lobster
320
00:10:49,987 --> 00:10:51,987
and just throws the rest
of it in the trash.
321
00:10:51,989 --> 00:10:53,555
I'd love to do that-- just once.
322
00:10:53,557 --> 00:10:55,057
Stupid trash lobster.
323
00:10:56,226 --> 00:10:58,327
He's coming over.
324
00:10:58,329 --> 00:10:59,328
Hello, sir.
325
00:10:59,330 --> 00:11:00,829
First time in the lounge?
326
00:11:00,831 --> 00:11:02,197
(chuckling):
Uh...
327
00:11:02,199 --> 00:11:03,665
What's that, now?
328
00:11:03,667 --> 00:11:05,834
Come on.
Why would you say that?
329
00:11:05,836 --> 00:11:07,336
Because of all
the pillow squeezing.
330
00:11:07,338 --> 00:11:08,370
I get it.
331
00:11:08,372 --> 00:11:09,938
I get it. I was like you once.
332
00:11:10,874 --> 00:11:12,007
Where are you from?
333
00:11:12,009 --> 00:11:13,175
I'm from New York.
334
00:11:13,177 --> 00:11:14,343
Uh, Manhattan, of course.
335
00:11:14,345 --> 00:11:16,745
Mainly the money
and museum district.
336
00:11:16,747 --> 00:11:17,746
I can see the
Central Park horses
337
00:11:17,748 --> 00:11:19,548
defecating from my window.
338
00:11:19,550 --> 00:11:21,483
(chuckles)
That's funny. So can I.
339
00:11:22,419 --> 00:11:24,219
Robert Goodwin.
- All right.
340
00:11:24,221 --> 00:11:25,387
Schmidt.
- Mind if I sit?
341
00:11:25,389 --> 00:11:27,790
Please, go ahead.
342
00:11:27,792 --> 00:11:29,191
WOMAN (over P.A.):
Due to increased security,
343
00:11:29,193 --> 00:11:30,793
please have your
picture ID ready.
344
00:11:30,795 --> 00:11:32,461
All right,
here's what we got to do.
345
00:11:32,463 --> 00:11:34,797
We got to convince
a bunch of people not to fly,
346
00:11:34,799 --> 00:11:36,799
and then we're at
the top of the list.
347
00:11:36,801 --> 00:11:38,467
It's foolproof--
unless it doesn't work.
348
00:11:38,469 --> 00:11:41,236
Then it didn't work,
so I think we got
349
00:11:41,238 --> 00:11:44,139
a 50-50 chance to do it,
so let's do it.
350
00:11:44,141 --> 00:11:46,141
(both laughing)
351
00:11:46,143 --> 00:11:47,709
Wait.
352
00:11:47,711 --> 00:11:49,144
Ah, yeah, yeah.
353
00:11:49,146 --> 00:11:50,646
Yeah, let's go.
- Yeah.
354
00:11:50,648 --> 00:11:51,647
What's up, boys?
355
00:11:51,649 --> 00:11:52,981
Those are the guys
356
00:11:52,983 --> 00:11:54,817
I was just drinking
with at the bar.
357
00:11:54,819 --> 00:11:56,385
Are you sure you guys
358
00:11:56,387 --> 00:11:57,753
can fly a plane?
359
00:11:57,755 --> 00:11:59,421
I'm sure it's
not a big deal.
360
00:11:59,423 --> 00:12:01,557
I bet the weed will
offset the booze.
361
00:12:01,559 --> 00:12:03,492
Ah, hey there, precious.
362
00:12:03,494 --> 00:12:04,827
Yeah, you're quiet now,
363
00:12:04,829 --> 00:12:06,295
but when that
air pressure hits you,
364
00:12:06,297 --> 00:12:07,463
you're gonna be screaming
365
00:12:07,465 --> 00:12:08,764
like a cat
in the dishwasher.
366
00:12:08,766 --> 00:12:10,265
And I won't stop you.
367
00:12:10,267 --> 00:12:11,934
This could be it, so...
368
00:12:11,936 --> 00:12:14,436
if we all die on this
plane, was it worth it?
369
00:12:14,438 --> 00:12:16,405
I say yeah, let's
get to Chicago.
370
00:12:16,407 --> 00:12:18,740
Who cares?
It's snowing there.
371
00:12:18,742 --> 00:12:20,342
(yells in pain)
You gonna bite me?
372
00:12:20,344 --> 00:12:22,845
When we get on the plane,
I'm gonna bite you back.
373
00:12:22,847 --> 00:12:24,513
Breast-feeding is a...
374
00:12:24,515 --> 00:12:26,615
very sensitive subject for me.
375
00:12:26,617 --> 00:12:28,317
I can help
who's next. Sir?
376
00:12:28,319 --> 00:12:30,352
Uh, sir, he doesn't work here.
Oh, yes, I do.
377
00:12:30,354 --> 00:12:32,488
Uh, no, you...
Oh, I'm sorry.
Your flight's been canceled.
378
00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:33,822
The flight has not
been canceled.
379
00:12:33,824 --> 00:12:35,257
Flight's been canceled.
- Security!
380
00:12:35,259 --> 00:12:36,959
Security! Please get
this woman out of here!
381
00:12:36,961 --> 00:12:38,961
Please get this man...
She's wearing
a fake outfit.
382
00:12:38,963 --> 00:12:40,496
You know what? I don't know...
383
00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:42,531
Debbie, don't start with me.
You're in a mood.
Oh...
384
00:12:42,533 --> 00:12:44,366
And then he sent me this text.
385
00:12:44,368 --> 00:12:45,367
Oh, my God.
386
00:12:45,369 --> 00:12:47,302
Where's Anna
and Mr. Bates?
387
00:12:47,304 --> 00:12:48,604
Do you watch Downton?
- Yeah.
388
00:12:48,606 --> 00:12:50,439
I know it's a soap opera,
but I like it.
389
00:12:50,441 --> 00:12:51,874
JESS:
It's not even about the money.
390
00:12:51,876 --> 00:12:53,609
That's big.
It's like every new piece
391
00:12:53,611 --> 00:12:54,943
of information I get about him
392
00:12:54,945 --> 00:12:56,512
just makes him more
and more out of my league.
393
00:12:56,514 --> 00:12:58,046
Mm.
- He'll be nice
about it,
394
00:12:58,048 --> 00:12:59,515
but the moment I get there,
395
00:12:59,517 --> 00:13:01,683
everybody will know
I don't belong there.
396
00:13:01,685 --> 00:13:03,619
Am I being dumb?
- No.
397
00:13:03,621 --> 00:13:05,320
Did I ever tell you
about that time
398
00:13:05,322 --> 00:13:06,955
I met my ex-boyfriend's
family over the holidays?
399
00:13:06,957 --> 00:13:08,490
I've known you for 20 minutes.
400
00:13:08,492 --> 00:13:10,692
Well, it was worse than
the last season of Scrubs.
401
00:13:10,694 --> 00:13:12,494
A teaching hospital? Come on!
402
00:13:12,496 --> 00:13:15,797
People think Christmas is
gonna be like Love Actually
403
00:13:15,799 --> 00:13:18,467
and "God Only Knows"
is gonna play
404
00:13:18,469 --> 00:13:21,837
over their happy
ending, but it won't.
405
00:13:21,839 --> 00:13:23,171
Do what I do.
406
00:13:23,173 --> 00:13:25,173
Hide out with a pizza
407
00:13:25,175 --> 00:13:27,342
and save the big issues
for the New Year.
408
00:13:27,344 --> 00:13:29,878
Oh, God.
- Don't judge me
for eating pizza!
409
00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:31,346
No. My presents are gone.
410
00:13:31,348 --> 00:13:33,348
What?
- Santa stole my presents.
411
00:13:33,350 --> 00:13:35,350
He was a reverse Santa.
412
00:13:35,352 --> 00:13:36,585
"Reverse Santa"?
413
00:13:36,587 --> 00:13:38,153
What am I gonna do now?
414
00:13:38,155 --> 00:13:39,755
You can't go now.
415
00:13:40,990 --> 00:13:42,658
You're right.
416
00:13:42,660 --> 00:13:44,560
I can't.
417
00:13:49,832 --> 00:13:51,934
God, I'm drunk at work.
418
00:13:51,936 --> 00:13:53,669
Sis?
Hello.
419
00:13:53,671 --> 00:13:55,504
Hey. Let me talk to Ro-Ro.
420
00:13:55,506 --> 00:13:57,439
Hmm-mm. I'm not trying
to make you feel better
421
00:13:57,441 --> 00:13:59,107
about lying naked on the beach
422
00:13:59,109 --> 00:14:01,443
sipping some nonsense
instead of seeing your family.
423
00:14:01,445 --> 00:14:02,878
And are you using the cuteness
of your daughter
424
00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:04,046
to blackmail me
to come to Christmas?
425
00:14:04,048 --> 00:14:06,515
Am I?
Yeah, I am, actually.
426
00:14:06,517 --> 00:14:08,050
Ro-Ro, it's your Uncle Ernie!
427
00:14:08,052 --> 00:14:09,751
If you can hear me,
get your mom's hair wet,
428
00:14:09,753 --> 00:14:11,386
then get on the phone
while she's freaking out!
429
00:14:11,388 --> 00:14:14,256
You want to speak to your niece,
you know where she is.
430
00:14:14,258 --> 00:14:16,792
(groans)
(dial tone drones)
431
00:14:16,794 --> 00:14:17,960
SCHMIDT:
Diversification.
432
00:14:17,962 --> 00:14:19,194
That's what it's all about.
433
00:14:19,196 --> 00:14:20,362
You know, I keep
telling Nick that,
434
00:14:20,364 --> 00:14:21,563
but he won't
listen to me.
435
00:14:21,565 --> 00:14:22,898
Hey, man to man.
436
00:14:22,900 --> 00:14:24,132
Anything. What?
437
00:14:24,134 --> 00:14:27,436
I'd love to take a run
at your girl.
438
00:14:27,438 --> 00:14:29,037
(chuckles)
Excuse me?
439
00:14:29,039 --> 00:14:31,239
Now, don't tell me
you're exclusive.
440
00:14:31,241 --> 00:14:33,041
Successful men
like us,
441
00:14:33,043 --> 00:14:35,711
we don't order
just one item off the menu.
442
00:14:35,713 --> 00:14:37,379
I'll tell you what.
443
00:14:37,381 --> 00:14:40,882
You do this for me,
444
00:14:40,884 --> 00:14:43,318
and I'll do this
for you.
445
00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:44,553
Gold Select.
446
00:14:44,555 --> 00:14:48,657
Gets you into any airport club
in the world...
447
00:14:48,659 --> 00:14:50,392
minus New Zealand.
448
00:14:50,394 --> 00:14:52,060
What's going on guys?
449
00:14:52,062 --> 00:14:53,061
Closing some deals?
450
00:14:53,063 --> 00:14:54,262
Well, actually...
451
00:14:54,264 --> 00:14:56,331
No... we are not.
452
00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:59,901
You know what they call you
where I'm from?
453
00:14:59,903 --> 00:15:01,303
A dirty old bitch.
454
00:15:01,305 --> 00:15:02,938
Dirty old "biatch."
455
00:15:02,940 --> 00:15:04,606
"Biatch," just
in general.
456
00:15:04,608 --> 00:15:06,308
'Cause I ain't
from Manhattan, sir.
457
00:15:06,310 --> 00:15:08,477
I'm from Long Island.
458
00:15:08,479 --> 00:15:11,446
5-1-6, up in your lounge, sucka.
459
00:15:11,448 --> 00:15:13,949
You better calm down, or you're
gonna be kicked out of the...
460
00:15:13,951 --> 00:15:15,283
Good, I don't want to
be in this lounge,
461
00:15:15,285 --> 00:15:16,818
I don't want to be in any club
that you're a part of.
462
00:15:16,820 --> 00:15:18,286
Okay, am I missing something?
463
00:15:18,288 --> 00:15:20,656
I don't want to be
in any lounge or club
464
00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:22,090
that you're a part of, sir.
465
00:15:22,092 --> 00:15:24,292
You dirty old bitch,
for good measure.
466
00:15:24,294 --> 00:15:27,996
'Cause I'm from Long Island,
I'll take the railroad-- LIRR.
467
00:15:27,998 --> 00:15:29,264
You're embarrassing yourself.
468
00:15:29,266 --> 00:15:30,599
SCHMIDT: New York,
Long Island.
469
00:15:30,601 --> 00:15:32,334
Billy Joel.
470
00:15:32,336 --> 00:15:33,769
Cece, let's roll.
471
00:15:33,771 --> 00:15:34,836
Okay.
472
00:15:37,340 --> 00:15:39,341
Nassau County.
473
00:15:39,343 --> 00:15:41,143
Billy Joel, one more time.
474
00:15:41,145 --> 00:15:43,145
"Piano Man."
475
00:15:43,147 --> 00:15:44,546
"Goodnight Saigon."
476
00:15:44,548 --> 00:15:45,981
That's a sad one.
477
00:15:45,983 --> 00:15:48,150
Cry about that,
you dirty old bitch.
478
00:15:48,152 --> 00:15:51,486
So they go to this bar in
Chicago to get Winston laid...
479
00:15:51,488 --> 00:15:54,122
And one of these
guys is your ex?
- Yeah, Nick.
480
00:15:54,124 --> 00:15:55,891
Mm, the nicest thing
I ever did for an ex
481
00:15:55,893 --> 00:15:57,325
is give him a ride
to the airport.
482
00:15:57,327 --> 00:15:58,794
And for me, that's
just going to work,
483
00:15:58,796 --> 00:15:59,828
and I still
barely did it.
484
00:15:59,830 --> 00:16:01,663
(laughs)
485
00:16:01,665 --> 00:16:04,366
Okay, please don't take this
as a Christmas miracle.
486
00:16:04,368 --> 00:16:06,368
But what can
I do to help?
487
00:16:06,370 --> 00:16:09,204
Do you want to fly first-class
somewhere, like Pittsburgh?
488
00:16:09,206 --> 00:16:11,173
And then tell everyone
you're a Latin pop star?
489
00:16:11,175 --> 00:16:14,543
I did that once, and it's
kind of the perfect Christmas.
490
00:16:14,545 --> 00:16:16,111
You can pass as Latin.
491
00:16:18,081 --> 00:16:20,215
Actually, you know
what I'd love?
492
00:16:20,217 --> 00:16:22,017
Hope first class is okay.
493
00:16:22,019 --> 00:16:24,219
And don't freak out, but I think
Paul Dano's on your flight.
494
00:16:24,221 --> 00:16:25,821
And don't thank me, thank her.
495
00:16:25,823 --> 00:16:27,389
But thank me also,
because I'm the one that did it.
496
00:16:27,391 --> 00:16:28,490
Wow, this is really amazing.
497
00:16:28,492 --> 00:16:29,491
Thank you, guys.
498
00:16:29,493 --> 00:16:31,393
Don't thank us, go.
499
00:16:31,395 --> 00:16:33,495
Call me if you want
to hang out this week.
500
00:16:33,497 --> 00:16:35,163
I was thinking about
going to the mountains
501
00:16:35,165 --> 00:16:36,832
and crying at some point,
but that's flexible.
502
00:16:36,834 --> 00:16:38,066
All right,
I got to bounce
503
00:16:38,068 --> 00:16:39,735
before these people I bumped
come after me.
504
00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:41,503
Don't worry,
they deserve it.
505
00:16:41,505 --> 00:16:43,171
I'm being bumped?
506
00:16:43,173 --> 00:16:45,240
You're an idiot,
I'm Gold Select.
507
00:16:46,375 --> 00:16:47,642
Check it out.
508
00:16:56,052 --> 00:16:57,686
Come on, just tell
me what he said.
509
00:16:57,688 --> 00:16:59,020
Without going
into specifics,
510
00:16:59,022 --> 00:17:00,522
he disrespected something
more important to me
511
00:17:00,524 --> 00:17:01,623
than any stupid
lounge.
512
00:17:01,625 --> 00:17:03,125
Daniel Craig's
tailoring?
513
00:17:03,127 --> 00:17:05,093
No.
514
00:17:05,095 --> 00:17:06,695
Something priceless.
515
00:17:06,697 --> 00:17:09,064
Hey.
What?
516
00:17:09,066 --> 00:17:10,232
I stole you something.
517
00:17:10,234 --> 00:17:11,700
Bam!
518
00:17:11,702 --> 00:17:14,703
You sneaky
Indian mouse.
519
00:17:14,705 --> 00:17:16,037
(giggling)
520
00:17:16,039 --> 00:17:17,139
I'm in my own
lounge now.
521
00:17:17,141 --> 00:17:18,707
(laughs)
522
00:17:21,210 --> 00:17:23,245
Look, I know this is
kind of dumb to say,
523
00:17:23,247 --> 00:17:25,013
but I really like
being your friend.
524
00:17:30,887 --> 00:17:32,954
My friend.
525
00:17:34,824 --> 00:17:37,325
I like being
your friend, too.
526
00:17:37,327 --> 00:17:39,528
Yeah.
527
00:17:40,429 --> 00:17:42,130
Merry Christmas, Schmidt.
528
00:17:42,132 --> 00:17:44,466
Merry Christmas, Cecilia.
529
00:17:46,803 --> 00:17:48,403
(sighs)
530
00:17:48,405 --> 00:17:50,305
Is it crazy that I'm
considering going to Detroit
531
00:17:50,307 --> 00:17:51,439
instead of Hawaii?
532
00:17:51,441 --> 00:17:52,474
Yes.
- Mm-hmm.
533
00:17:52,476 --> 00:17:53,675
Yeah, I thought that.
534
00:17:53,677 --> 00:17:55,510
Ooh, this is
a fancy seat.
535
00:17:55,512 --> 00:17:56,978
Reminds me of the seat
my grandmother used
536
00:17:56,980 --> 00:17:58,446
to ride up and down
the stairs in.
537
00:17:58,448 --> 00:18:00,282
Hey, Jess.
Damn thing was comfortable.
538
00:18:00,284 --> 00:18:02,450
Thank you,
first class is amazing.
539
00:18:02,452 --> 00:18:04,786
(sniffs) Smells like
rich people. (chuckles)
540
00:18:04,788 --> 00:18:06,154
I'm so glad.
541
00:18:06,156 --> 00:18:08,290
These are nice.
Hey, where are you?
Did you board?
542
00:18:08,292 --> 00:18:10,625
Um, yeah, I'm on the plane,
I'm sitting in my seat.
543
00:18:10,627 --> 00:18:12,961
ANNOUNCER: Welcome to Los
Angeles International Airport.
544
00:18:12,963 --> 00:18:15,497
Wait, w... Jess, what was that?
545
00:18:15,499 --> 00:18:17,365
Uh, they're telling me
to turn off my phone.
546
00:18:17,367 --> 00:18:18,667
Uh, we're taking off now.
547
00:18:18,669 --> 00:18:20,135
Jess, hold on, hold on,
hold on, J...
548
00:18:20,137 --> 00:18:21,336
How do you change this...?
549
00:18:21,338 --> 00:18:22,537
How do you change this thing?!
550
00:18:22,539 --> 00:18:23,805
To the hits?
551
00:18:23,807 --> 00:18:24,840
I don't know, like top 40?
552
00:18:24,842 --> 00:18:26,508
Jess, what's going on?
553
00:18:26,510 --> 00:18:28,777
I'm not going.
554
00:18:28,779 --> 00:18:30,145
Are you kidding me?
555
00:18:30,147 --> 00:18:31,146
You saw the house.
556
00:18:31,148 --> 00:18:32,480
It's too much pressure.
557
00:18:32,482 --> 00:18:34,482
Je...
And Santa stole my gifts.
558
00:18:34,484 --> 00:18:35,784
Wait, Santa did what?
559
00:18:35,786 --> 00:18:37,652
What if I do something wrong
and...
560
00:18:37,654 --> 00:18:39,988
and I lose Ryan?
561
00:18:39,990 --> 00:18:41,156
So, what are you gonna do?
562
00:18:41,158 --> 00:18:42,691
You're gonna spend
Christmas alone?
563
00:18:42,693 --> 00:18:44,192
Sir?
- Yeah.
- We're about
to take off.
564
00:18:44,194 --> 00:18:45,627
We need you
to turn off your phone.
I understand.
565
00:18:45,629 --> 00:18:46,494
I just need one minute.
566
00:18:46,496 --> 00:18:48,663
It's gonna be fine,
don't worry.
567
00:18:48,665 --> 00:18:49,865
I mean, it's cra...
- Sir?
568
00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:51,800
Now, sir.
I'm trying
to figure something out.
569
00:18:51,802 --> 00:18:53,668
If she's not getting
on a plane.
- Hey, Nick!
570
00:18:53,670 --> 00:18:55,003
This is first class!
571
00:18:55,005 --> 00:18:56,805
Act like you've
been somewhere before!
572
00:18:56,807 --> 00:18:58,206
Merry Christmas, Nick.
573
00:18:58,208 --> 00:18:59,574
Jess, hey!
Sir.
574
00:19:02,511 --> 00:19:04,579
(whistling)
575
00:19:08,551 --> 00:19:10,685
NICK:
Jess.
576
00:19:10,687 --> 00:19:12,520
You're not spending
Christmas alone.
577
00:19:12,522 --> 00:19:14,155
Oh, no.
578
00:19:14,157 --> 00:19:15,657
You're going to England.
579
00:19:15,659 --> 00:19:16,992
What are you guys doing?
580
00:19:16,994 --> 00:19:18,260
Hey, you think
you're gonna lose Ryan
581
00:19:18,262 --> 00:19:19,928
'cause you're not good enough
for his stupid family?
582
00:19:19,930 --> 00:19:23,365
Has he ever had five people get
off planes for him?
583
00:19:23,367 --> 00:19:25,600
I-I hadn't gotten
on mine, yet.
584
00:19:25,602 --> 00:19:27,502
T-To be fair, we were
in the food court,
585
00:19:27,504 --> 00:19:29,170
but it's beautiful,
keep going, Nick.
- Look, Jess,
586
00:19:29,172 --> 00:19:31,439
we're not getting on our flights
unless you get on yours.
587
00:19:31,441 --> 00:19:33,708
Airport chicken,
that's right.
588
00:19:33,710 --> 00:19:35,110
You want to take down
everyone's Christmases?
589
00:19:35,112 --> 00:19:37,345
WINSTON:
Don't be that person.
590
00:19:37,347 --> 00:19:40,282
You got to go to England,
and you have to just try.
591
00:19:41,217 --> 00:19:43,351
Go to England,
Jess, it's worth it.
592
00:19:43,353 --> 00:19:47,289
But my flight's boarding,
and I don't have any gifts,
593
00:19:47,291 --> 00:19:49,190
and there's no way
I'm gonna make it.
594
00:19:49,192 --> 00:19:50,692
Oh, no, you are gonna
make it, come on.
595
00:19:50,694 --> 00:19:51,760
Yeah.
All right, let's go!
596
00:19:53,763 --> 00:19:55,397
JESS:
This doesn't seem great.
597
00:19:55,399 --> 00:19:56,798
Okay, you know what,
let's go, let's go.
598
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,033
Let's just,
let's just run.
599
00:19:58,035 --> 00:19:59,868
Come on, let's go.
600
00:19:59,870 --> 00:20:01,236
(speaks indistinctly)
601
00:20:01,238 --> 00:20:02,504
Let's go.
602
00:20:05,041 --> 00:20:07,275
So, I guess this is good-bye.
603
00:20:07,277 --> 00:20:08,977
(yelling for Jess to leave)
604
00:20:12,315 --> 00:20:13,915
I don't care if there's no time.
605
00:20:13,917 --> 00:20:15,116
I love you guys.
606
00:20:15,118 --> 00:20:17,085
Ah, come on.
607
00:20:17,087 --> 00:20:18,320
Get out of here!
608
00:20:18,322 --> 00:20:19,721
Love doesn't matter!
609
00:20:19,723 --> 00:20:22,090
Merry Christmas.
610
00:20:22,092 --> 00:20:23,625
Bye.
611
00:20:24,894 --> 00:20:28,797
¶ God only knows
what I'd be without you ¶
612
00:20:33,069 --> 00:20:35,136
¶ If you should ever leave me ¶
613
00:20:35,138 --> 00:20:37,405
Give me a little space.
614
00:20:37,407 --> 00:20:40,575
¶ Though life would
still go on, believe me ¶
615
00:20:40,577 --> 00:20:42,911
¶ The world would show
nothing to me ¶
616
00:20:42,913 --> 00:20:44,312
Ugh!
617
00:20:44,314 --> 00:20:46,114
Light a match.
618
00:20:46,116 --> 00:20:48,316
¶ So what good would
living do me ¶
Cece, watch.
619
00:20:48,318 --> 00:20:50,251
¶ God only knows ¶
Oh, my God.
620
00:20:50,253 --> 00:20:53,021
¶ What I'd be without you ¶
Got him.
621
00:20:53,023 --> 00:20:55,256
¶ God only knows ¶
Hi, Ro-Ro.
622
00:20:55,258 --> 00:20:57,258
Uncle Ernie!
623
00:20:57,260 --> 00:21:00,462
¶ God only knows
what I'd be without you ¶
624
00:21:00,464 --> 00:21:03,431
¶ God only knows what
I'd be without you ¶
625
00:21:03,433 --> 00:21:05,500
¶ God only knows ¶
626
00:21:05,502 --> 00:21:09,537
¶ God only knows
what I'd be without you ¶
627
00:21:09,539 --> 00:21:11,606
¶ God only knows what
I'd be without you ¶
628
00:21:11,608 --> 00:21:13,508
¶ God only knows ¶
629
00:21:13,510 --> 00:21:17,479
¶ God only knows
what I'd be without you ¶
630
00:21:17,481 --> 00:21:19,481
¶ God only knows what
I'd be without you ¶
631
00:21:19,483 --> 00:21:21,316
¶ God only knows. ¶
632
00:21:21,318 --> 00:21:23,351
Hey, I'm here. Are you here?
633
00:21:23,353 --> 00:21:25,320
RYAN: I'm here.
634
00:21:25,322 --> 00:21:27,222
I got your text, so I came back
to surprise you.
635
00:21:28,657 --> 00:21:30,558
I'm outside your loft.
Where are you?
636
00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:33,028
Oh, no. No!
637
00:21:33,030 --> 00:21:35,730
I'm in London.
Stay where you are,
I'll be there in 17 hours.