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What in the hell is
around your neck?
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This? It's a
crystal charm, man.
3
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Yeah, the guys at
work gave it to me.
4
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Why?
- Technically,
it's "hazing,"
5
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but, uh, I
secretly love it.
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That is the kind of crystal
that should only rest
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between a set
of old bosoms.
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(yawps)
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Did that sound just
come from your body?
- (yawps)
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Hey!
- Ha!
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Whoa, how long
you two been here?
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When was the last time
you asked me that?
Last Thursday.
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So, at least Thursday.
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What kind of lazy...
(yawps) holes...
15
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Don't you know what
(yawps)-ing day it is?
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For crying out
l... (yawps)
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Glen, you should
see a doctor.
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My name is Schmidt.
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I can't afford
to miss work.
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I'm sorry, Glen,
but I'm with Kai on this one.
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Thanks, Wilfred.
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You ain't good with names.
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Oh, honey, you're
all turned around.
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No, you are.
- I think you are.
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(giggles)
Stop.
- I think you are.
I'm gonna get you...
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I've done some research.
Oh, ooh, how about
a head's up, man?
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Have I seen
those glasses before?
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I feel like I want
to remember them.
29
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I got these in seventh grade,
and I love them.
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Stop asking questions.
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All right,
check it.
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So nerd Coach went
to the library,
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and some place
that actually exists
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called the Hall of Documents.
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The downtown branch?
- Mm-hmm.
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How's Kathleen's eye?
Oh, Kathleen's dead.
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What?
- Yeah.
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So, check it out, guys,
this is all research.
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You two don't have to date
in secret anymore at school.
40
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Yeah, it's all here in
the Lipinski v.
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Platte County
Unified School District.
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Precedence for days!
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Wow. Wow, you did this for us.
No.
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I just want to pat it.
45
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I just want to, like,
frickin' pat it.
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I want to nurse it.
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Yeah, I want to provide it
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with milk.
- Huh.
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I used to be
the hot teacher.
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Now you know how I felt
when you turned up.
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A miserable path
awaits you.
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So you want us
to come out,
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so that you can go back
to hooking up
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with all the hot teachers?
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Very much so.
56
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But I'm thinking
about you guys, too.
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I mean, wouldn't it be better
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if you didn't have to hide
your relationship?
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Yeah, you know what?
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I think
we should do this.
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I... we should do this,
let's stop hiding.
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Yeah.
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But, Jess, will this make
things tricky for your work
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and will it in turn make you
distracted and preoccupied
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during our
splishy-splashy?
Ugh.
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No, no, of course not.
I won't let it.
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Then let's do this.
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Yeah, let's.
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Yes! We are coming out!
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Cracking. I'm chuffed.
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Dude, I do not get you.
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I trust you, Miss Day.
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Mostly because
I do not want to read this.
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That's great!
- (laughs)
Well,
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Yay!
- I'm the easy
one, dawg.
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Seriously, it's the teachers
you need to worry about.
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Especially you.
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You tend to care
what people think about you.
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(chuckles) That's like saying
a penguin "tends" to be cute.
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It's all it does, bro.
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(chuckles)
- So, good luck
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when the teachers present
their field trip proposals.
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If they catch a whiff
of favoritism,
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they are going
to tear you apart like...
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like a beautiful baguette,
you know what I mean?
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When you-you're
having dinner,
87
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and you just suddenly say,
"Hey, forget the bread knife.
88
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Let's just rip into this
with our bare hands."
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Ah, I love that.
90
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Hey, what'd they say?
What do you got?
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You can tell me,
I can take it.
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I-I don't know
if I can take it if...
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If you died, I'd be lost.
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J-Just tell me, I'll be there
for you, I'm big and strong.
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Is it cancer?
What's your problem?
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Oh, Schmidty,
you have cancer?
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I can't watch you go
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through cancer, buddy,
you're not strong enough.
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What is wrong with you?!
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Your friend
keeps forgetting
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his ulcer medication.
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Ulcer medication?
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He's lying, please.
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Take him home, make sure
he does nothing all day.
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Look, I'm not doing
nothing all day.
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Can't take
days off wor...
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My firm is wooing red potatoes,
and I want that account.
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Don't listen to that
aggressive male nurse.
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Wearing the same shoes
as an old Russian woman.
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It's not an ulcer,
he's ly... (yawps)
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Yeah, that's your ulcer telling
you to stop being a dick.
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(groans)
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Before we begin
our presentations,
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in the spirit of full disclosure
and transparency,
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I have something to tell you.
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Mr. Geauxinue and I are dating.
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No, n-n-n-no.
- (laughs)
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No, I just felt someone
pass over my grave.
- Right.
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I don't see a ring.
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This is a total joke.
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Oh, you're joking.
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There's none scenarios
that this is possible.
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COACH: Ladies, I
know you're upset,
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but you know what I do
when I'm upset?
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I hook up with me.
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But I want to assure you
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that this will not affect
my judgment as vice principal.
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Let's hear
those field trip proposals!
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Where are we gonna
take those kids, guys?!
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And you know what makes
the water delicious?
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Taking the poop out.
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Hello, water treatment plant.
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Okay, we're off
to a rocky start.
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They've got frickin' mini-golf.
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They've got frickin' Skee-Ball.
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They've got frickin'
bumper boats.
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They've got frickin' go-carts.
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Is this you topless
in the brochure?
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It is, thank you.
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Take a trip
to historical Coach-town.
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Lunch will be provided.
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I don't eat yesterday's bread.
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Yes, you do.
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Is there a field trip
in here somewhere?
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I want to take the children
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on an interactive
nature "experience."
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Very hands-on.
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With, uh,
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"foll-ahge..."
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"foil-iag-ee..."
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Not bad.
Um, I'd be a lot more into it
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if you could pronounce
"foliage."
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I messed it up!
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I can't do anything!
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So I've arranged
for our students to speak
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to astronauts
at the space station,
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uh, via Russian translator.
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And, as an added
surprise,
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actually get to operate
the Mars rover.
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You see, this is
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"Mission to Mars:
Field Trip to Another World."
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JESS:
Okay, then.
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(toy engine revs)
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Well, you all had
great presentations,
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but I'm sure no one can
accuse me of favoritism
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when I choose Mr. G's proposal,
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which was so, so, so clearly
the best one.
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(booing)
RUTH: What does space have?
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You can't even walk
on the ground.
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You obviously picked it because
he's your frickin' boyfriend.
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Well...
BIOLOGY TEACHER:
I see how it is.
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My butt isn't cute enough.
Should I call my ma
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and blame her for passing
on her wide flat ass?
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(imitates dialing phone)
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Hello, Ma?
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I'm not calling about that.
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Just listen.
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I said, just listen.
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It's about my butt.
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Should I continue?
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I'm gonna say no.
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You won't frickin'
get away with this.
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Eat glass and die, you tramp!
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Mrs. Raws!
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Hey, uh, you're not
going to work.
- What are you
talking...?
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You're not
going to work.
- Yes, I'm going
to work!
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Sit down! Sit down!
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Of course
I'm going to work.
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Gina needs me.
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Besides, I like my stomach
like I like my suits--
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no lining.
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Here, take your
bottoms off,
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put these
sweatpants on.
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You take your bottoms off, sir!
Why don't you take
your slacks off,
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so I can put some sweatpants on?
Now take your bottoms off.
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I'm not gonna sit
around here all day
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like an off-duty
ice cream truck driver!
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I confiscated three laptops,
two tablets and an e-reader.
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Oh, and this satellite phone
with a condom taped to it.
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My earthquake kit?
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Hey, look, for
starters, Schmidt,
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you're sitting up
way too straight.
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00:07:02,425 --> 00:07:03,791
I feel like
I'm sitting just fine.
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Take a deep breath.
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Inhale it all the way in.
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Now...
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(whispers):
let it go.
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(exhales)
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Now let go.
- (exhales)
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Now let go.
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I... I am letting go.
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You're like a clenched fist,
my man. Open up.
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You're in a 1920s
boxing stance.
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This is a waste of time!
You're not going to work!
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I have a
hyperactive nephew!
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We have to
swaddle him!
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Swaddle nothing! What?
218
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What are you doing?!
Swaddle him! Get him!
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Got to get to work!
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Shh. Shh.
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Shh. You relaxed?
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Yeah.
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Okay, ready?
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You're gonna lay down.
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All right, just
for a minute.
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¶ Good night, Schmidty. ¶
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(sighs)
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(whispers):
Now do me.
- Okay.
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(quiet chatter)
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Hey, what's up, girl?
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Hey, uh...
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remember when we used to
do it and it was dope?
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Nah.
- Nah?
What you talk...?
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00:08:03,853 --> 00:08:06,321
You still like Ryan?
- Well...
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00:08:06,323 --> 00:08:07,822
It's just the accent.
That's the only thing you...
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You like the accent?
I can do an accent.
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(Cockney accent):
I can do an accent.
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You like when
I do this accent, eh?
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You like when I do the accent?
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Not at all.
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My dad makes cheese.
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He just made me realize
that I want guys
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who have, like,
frickin' feelings and stuff.
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(normal voice):
Yeah, well...
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But the boy looks like
he was raised in a muffin.
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Oh. Hey.
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I've been holding
office hours all year,
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and this is the first time
anyone's taken me up on it.
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Ryan took you up on it,
didn't he?
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(teachers gasp, laugh)
251
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This is gonna be fine
252
00:08:38,555 --> 00:08:40,855
and, um, I'm going to address
253
00:08:40,857 --> 00:08:43,358
all of your problems
one by one.
254
00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:44,926
It just ain't right.
- Okay.
255
00:08:44,928 --> 00:08:46,627
"Ain't... right."
256
00:08:46,629 --> 00:08:47,895
Anything else?
257
00:08:47,897 --> 00:08:48,930
It's not okay.
258
00:08:48,932 --> 00:08:50,765
"Not... okay."
259
00:08:50,767 --> 00:08:52,033
What else?
260
00:08:52,035 --> 00:08:53,801
I'm not all right with it.
261
00:08:53,803 --> 00:08:56,237
And when you lent me
that sweater last week,
262
00:08:56,239 --> 00:08:59,540
was I supposed to, like...
Ruth!
263
00:08:59,542 --> 00:09:01,309
It's unscrupulous, Ms. Day.
264
00:09:01,311 --> 00:09:03,911
If you two are coming out,
we are, too.
265
00:09:03,913 --> 00:09:06,147
Meet my boyfriend.
266
00:09:07,449 --> 00:09:11,152
So you like... teachers?
267
00:09:14,790 --> 00:09:16,124
I'd do whatever it takes
268
00:09:16,126 --> 00:09:18,393
to get my foliage trip
off the ground.
269
00:09:19,828 --> 00:09:21,329
And now I know
270
00:09:21,331 --> 00:09:22,764
how things work
around here.
271
00:09:22,766 --> 00:09:25,733
You're not even my type,
just so you know.
272
00:09:25,735 --> 00:09:27,101
¶ Ba-da-da... ¶
273
00:09:27,103 --> 00:09:28,269
Don't do that.
274
00:09:28,271 --> 00:09:29,637
I'd be way more into this
275
00:09:29,639 --> 00:09:31,072
if you had, like,
a classic Latin build.
276
00:09:31,074 --> 00:09:32,940
Okay, stop. Stop!
277
00:09:32,942 --> 00:09:33,975
'Cause I'm a ginger?
278
00:09:33,977 --> 00:09:34,842
Just get out.
279
00:09:34,844 --> 00:09:37,445
(teachers murmuring)
280
00:09:37,447 --> 00:09:38,646
Ms. Day!
281
00:09:38,648 --> 00:09:41,482
(teachers clamoring)
282
00:09:42,751 --> 00:09:44,085
Okay!
283
00:09:44,087 --> 00:09:46,254
I changed my mind.
284
00:09:46,256 --> 00:09:47,989
We're gonna look at foliage.
285
00:09:47,991 --> 00:09:50,358
Now, will that make you people
go back to your jobs?
286
00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:51,993
Yeah.
- (murmuring agreement)
287
00:09:51,995 --> 00:09:54,695
I won something.
I won something.
288
00:09:54,697 --> 00:09:56,130
Hey.
289
00:09:56,132 --> 00:09:57,365
What's going on?
290
00:09:57,367 --> 00:09:59,033
Everybody was just so mad at me.
291
00:09:59,035 --> 00:10:00,768
I feel terrible.
292
00:10:00,770 --> 00:10:02,770
This is my fault.
293
00:10:02,772 --> 00:10:04,205
Jess, maybe I should
look for another job.
294
00:10:04,207 --> 00:10:06,274
No! No!
Absolutely not.
295
00:10:06,276 --> 00:10:07,875
No, look, I have everything
under control.
296
00:10:07,877 --> 00:10:09,844
I am 100% confident
297
00:10:09,846 --> 00:10:11,312
that I'm making
the right decision.
298
00:10:11,314 --> 00:10:12,780
WINSTON: You got girl troubles,
get a crystal.
299
00:10:12,782 --> 00:10:14,949
Look, I'm telling
you, Coach,
300
00:10:14,951 --> 00:10:16,884
women have been
checking me out all day.
301
00:10:16,886 --> 00:10:19,053
From the gentleman
across the bar.
302
00:10:19,055 --> 00:10:20,321
This is my favorite drink.
303
00:10:20,323 --> 00:10:21,556
How did he...?
304
00:10:21,558 --> 00:10:25,193
Something powerful
told me it was.
305
00:10:26,695 --> 00:10:29,297
Now, they gave me this crystal
to help me on the streets,
306
00:10:29,299 --> 00:10:30,665
but I'm starting to think
307
00:10:30,667 --> 00:10:33,201
it's gonna help me
in the sheets.
308
00:10:33,203 --> 00:10:34,902
Winston, look at me.
- Mm-hmm.
309
00:10:34,904 --> 00:10:36,204
And I have never
been more serious
310
00:10:36,206 --> 00:10:37,238
about anything in my life.
311
00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:39,340
Okay.
- Stop rhyming.
312
00:10:39,342 --> 00:10:40,208
All the timing?
313
00:10:40,210 --> 00:10:41,809
I don't need a crystal,
314
00:10:41,811 --> 00:10:43,478
I just need to be
more frickin' sensitive,
315
00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:44,912
so stop trying
to give me your crystal!
316
00:10:44,914 --> 00:10:47,248
Okay. I'm not supposed
to be yelling.
317
00:10:47,250 --> 00:10:48,749
That's what I'm...
318
00:10:48,751 --> 00:10:50,017
I need to be working...
I need to work on that.
319
00:10:50,019 --> 00:10:51,352
I'm telling
you, man,
320
00:10:51,354 --> 00:10:53,488
this crystal
gives you the courage
321
00:10:53,490 --> 00:10:56,224
to do the one thing
that you're scared of the most.
322
00:10:56,226 --> 00:10:58,993
To me, it's country music
line dancing.
323
00:10:58,995 --> 00:11:01,229
Well, that is terrifying.
324
00:11:01,231 --> 00:11:02,730
Don't do that.
325
00:11:04,733 --> 00:11:06,968
You guys seen Schmidt?
326
00:11:08,170 --> 00:11:09,403
What the hell?
327
00:11:09,405 --> 00:11:10,838
My word processor?
328
00:11:12,341 --> 00:11:14,342
You can't Kathy Bates me
forever!
329
00:11:14,344 --> 00:11:16,043
My work needs me.
Gina needs me.
330
00:11:16,045 --> 00:11:17,879
I'm sorry, but she's
trying to kill you,
331
00:11:17,881 --> 00:11:19,614
and I'm trying everything
in my power to stop her.
332
00:11:19,616 --> 00:11:21,516
No, you're trying
to turn me into you.
333
00:11:23,218 --> 00:11:24,719
Aren't you bored, Nick?
334
00:11:24,721 --> 00:11:26,187
I've been doing nothing
for exactly one day,
335
00:11:26,189 --> 00:11:27,421
and I already feel pathetic.
336
00:11:27,423 --> 00:11:29,357
The Nick that I met
337
00:11:29,359 --> 00:11:30,725
in college would not be happy
living like this.
338
00:11:30,727 --> 00:11:31,893
You've changed.
That's not true.
339
00:11:31,895 --> 00:11:33,861
I've always been lazy.
340
00:11:33,863 --> 00:11:36,030
Physically, yes.
341
00:11:36,032 --> 00:11:38,966
But mentally, you used to be
like a da Vinci in tie-dye.
342
00:11:45,407 --> 00:11:46,607
(clears throat)
343
00:11:46,609 --> 00:11:48,476
Well, I'll be.
344
00:11:48,478 --> 00:11:50,478
Think differently.
345
00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:51,913
The beer teat!
346
00:11:51,915 --> 00:11:53,214
Awesome, bro.
- Ha!
347
00:11:53,216 --> 00:11:55,349
Party!
348
00:11:57,486 --> 00:11:58,653
Well, you changed, too.
349
00:11:58,655 --> 00:12:00,888
You used to live
by your own rules.
350
00:12:00,890 --> 00:12:04,158
You were like a fat,
Jewish Dennis Rodman.
351
00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:05,927
But look at you now.
352
00:12:05,929 --> 00:12:08,996
You're like the back of a horse
in a two-person horse costume
353
00:12:08,998 --> 00:12:11,566
with Gina just farting
in your face all day long.
354
00:12:11,568 --> 00:12:13,367
That actually happened.
355
00:12:19,174 --> 00:12:20,942
What?!
356
00:12:20,944 --> 00:12:23,077
Schmidt, tell me, what do you
get for all your hard work?
357
00:12:23,079 --> 00:12:24,679
The sponge account.
Oh, great!
358
00:12:24,681 --> 00:12:26,747
God willing, it'll get me
red potatoes, too.
359
00:12:26,749 --> 00:12:29,116
Sexiest starch
since jasmine rice.
360
00:12:29,118 --> 00:12:30,451
Great.
361
00:12:30,453 --> 00:12:32,987
I hope your work
keeps making you walk around
362
00:12:32,989 --> 00:12:35,890
with your guts
in a rusty old wagon.
363
00:12:38,327 --> 00:12:41,228
(computer begins playing
'80s techno song)
364
00:12:47,769 --> 00:12:49,370
Oh, hey, Nick.
You're up early.
365
00:12:49,372 --> 00:12:51,238
Before noon.
366
00:12:52,274 --> 00:12:53,874
Oh, wait,
is this Sleepwalk Nick?
367
00:12:53,876 --> 00:12:55,977
Man, I love Sleepwalk Nick.
368
00:12:55,979 --> 00:12:58,279
He always pays back the money
that Awake Nick borrows from me.
369
00:12:58,281 --> 00:12:59,680
Of course I'm up!
I'm doing stuff.
370
00:12:59,682 --> 00:13:01,849
I do stuff.
I clean.
371
00:13:01,851 --> 00:13:03,985
I'm cooking right now.
I'm cooking breakfast.
372
00:13:03,987 --> 00:13:06,654
Sun's up, Miller's up.
People say that.
373
00:13:06,656 --> 00:13:09,290
Huh. Oh, hey, Coach.
374
00:13:10,125 --> 00:13:11,292
You're dressed like Ryan.
375
00:13:11,294 --> 00:13:12,793
What?
- (laughs)
376
00:13:12,795 --> 00:13:14,629
No, you see, I-I...
I've had these clothes
377
00:13:14,631 --> 00:13:16,564
for forever, I just don't
wear them when you're around.
378
00:13:16,566 --> 00:13:18,699
You are dressed like Ryan!
Are you around me
all the time? No.
379
00:13:18,701 --> 00:13:21,502
Dressing up like someone else
isn't going to work.
380
00:13:21,504 --> 00:13:23,804
Unlike this crystal.
Shut up.
381
00:13:23,806 --> 00:13:25,973
And I am never
taking this crystal off.
382
00:13:25,975 --> 00:13:27,975
Well, I mean, except if
I'm making a tomato sauce
383
00:13:27,977 --> 00:13:30,878
and the crystal keeps
dipping in the tomato sauce.
384
00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:32,980
Then I'll take it off,
and that's just being practical.
385
00:13:32,982 --> 00:13:35,583
I don't know too much
about crystal care, but,
386
00:13:35,585 --> 00:13:37,351
oh, I intend to find out.
387
00:13:37,353 --> 00:13:39,220
JESS:
See?
388
00:13:39,222 --> 00:13:40,655
I made the right decision.
389
00:13:40,657 --> 00:13:42,156
Kids need to be
in nature.
390
00:13:42,158 --> 00:13:44,592
Emily Kopnik
saw a butterfly
391
00:13:44,594 --> 00:13:46,394
and she said,
"Oh, my God,
392
00:13:46,396 --> 00:13:49,063
country lice
can fly."
- Oh, cool.
393
00:13:49,065 --> 00:13:51,332
Well, I'm sensitive and I care
about things like that.
394
00:13:51,334 --> 00:13:52,833
You like leaves, Eddie?
395
00:13:52,835 --> 00:13:53,701
No.
396
00:13:53,703 --> 00:13:54,935
Me, too, buddy. Me, too.
397
00:13:54,937 --> 00:13:57,204
So rake 'em
398
00:13:57,206 --> 00:14:00,341
into a observational
mound-- or "a pile"--
399
00:14:00,343 --> 00:14:02,243
and then we
transfer the piles
400
00:14:02,245 --> 00:14:04,345
into one of these
special research bags
401
00:14:04,347 --> 00:14:06,113
which you kids
can take home.
402
00:14:06,115 --> 00:14:07,515
Hey.
403
00:14:07,517 --> 00:14:08,749
What's happening here?
404
00:14:08,751 --> 00:14:09,950
Here's another rake.
405
00:14:09,952 --> 00:14:11,385
You're not just
having the kids, uh,
406
00:14:11,387 --> 00:14:13,054
rake the leaves
and put them in a bag,
407
00:14:13,056 --> 00:14:14,455
are you?
- What now?
408
00:14:14,457 --> 00:14:15,956
I mean, uh,
what else do you have planned?
409
00:14:15,958 --> 00:14:17,224
Oh, don't worry about it.
410
00:14:17,226 --> 00:14:19,093
I'm a biology professional.
411
00:14:21,530 --> 00:14:22,897
(groans)
412
00:14:22,899 --> 00:14:25,399
So, how's that phantom ulcer
treating you?
413
00:14:25,401 --> 00:14:26,734
I sent you those Q4 reports...
414
00:14:26,736 --> 00:14:28,135
Horrible burning!
415
00:14:28,137 --> 00:14:29,770
Well, I'm glad you're back.
416
00:14:29,772 --> 00:14:31,772
See? Look how glad I am.
417
00:14:31,774 --> 00:14:33,207
Gina, let me run point
on red potatoes.
418
00:14:33,209 --> 00:14:34,408
I've got three pitches
419
00:14:34,410 --> 00:14:35,743
already ready to rock.
420
00:14:35,745 --> 00:14:36,911
Here's a taste.
421
00:14:36,913 --> 00:14:38,479
That's the first one.
422
00:14:38,481 --> 00:14:39,814
That's the first pitch.
"Here's a taste."
423
00:14:39,816 --> 00:14:41,582
It's just a picture
of a red potato,
424
00:14:41,584 --> 00:14:43,317
and the tagline is:
"Here's a... here's a taste."
425
00:14:43,319 --> 00:14:46,287
There's that New York
sense of humor again, Schmidt.
426
00:14:46,289 --> 00:14:47,988
Come on, Gina. Give me
a shot at red potatoes.
427
00:14:47,990 --> 00:14:49,457
No way, 'cause I need you.
428
00:14:49,459 --> 00:14:51,125
You're the best sort of
429
00:14:51,127 --> 00:14:52,993
mid-level employee
I've ever had.
430
00:14:52,995 --> 00:14:55,229
You are the ass to my horse.
431
00:14:55,231 --> 00:14:56,897
And I'm gonna
keep you right here,
432
00:14:56,899 --> 00:14:59,100
right by my side,
where I can find you.
433
00:14:59,102 --> 00:15:00,301
Forever.
434
00:15:00,303 --> 00:15:01,569
Forever?
435
00:15:01,571 --> 00:15:02,670
Yeah, speaking of,
436
00:15:02,672 --> 00:15:04,572
might need you to suit up
437
00:15:04,574 --> 00:15:07,141
for my son's birthday
this Saturday, so...
438
00:15:07,143 --> 00:15:09,143
What are these?
Doesn't matter.
439
00:15:09,145 --> 00:15:11,278
Keep your phone on, okay?
440
00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:13,848
You know, sometimes
I think about life,
441
00:15:13,850 --> 00:15:16,917
and it just makes me
want to cry.
442
00:15:19,454 --> 00:15:21,255
Respond to my sharing, please.
443
00:15:21,257 --> 00:15:23,858
You're putting on a real creepy,
murdery vibe today.
444
00:15:23,860 --> 00:15:25,960
Just FYI.
- I'm not trying
to do that. I was...
445
00:15:25,962 --> 00:15:27,695
Just, like, going
forward in your day,
446
00:15:27,697 --> 00:15:29,697
you should know that.
Just trying to be,
like, feeling...
447
00:15:29,699 --> 00:15:31,532
Hey, guys.
- Hi.
448
00:15:31,534 --> 00:15:32,833
What's going on?
449
00:15:32,835 --> 00:15:34,502
RUTH: I think they might
just be doing
450
00:15:34,504 --> 00:15:36,036
frickin' yard work.
KIDS: ¶ I don't know ¶
451
00:15:36,038 --> 00:15:37,471
¶ What I been told ¶
452
00:15:37,473 --> 00:15:39,006
¶ I don't know
what I been told... ¶
453
00:15:39,008 --> 00:15:40,341
COACH:
Whoa.
454
00:15:40,343 --> 00:15:41,776
¶ Foster's butt is mighty old ¶
455
00:15:41,778 --> 00:15:44,845
¶ Foster's butt
is mighty old... ¶
456
00:15:44,847 --> 00:15:47,281
Oh, we are violating
every child labor law.
457
00:15:47,283 --> 00:15:50,117
They're really
good singers.
458
00:15:50,119 --> 00:15:52,520
Keep up the rhythm.
Mama won't be happy
459
00:15:52,522 --> 00:15:53,988
till you clear the back forty.
460
00:15:53,990 --> 00:15:55,489
Biology teacher?
461
00:15:55,491 --> 00:15:57,525
Is this your house?
462
00:15:57,527 --> 00:15:59,527
Did you bring
the kids here to work?
463
00:15:59,529 --> 00:16:01,629
First of all,
my name is Lorenzo.
464
00:16:01,631 --> 00:16:02,997
Secondly, yes.
465
00:16:02,999 --> 00:16:05,199
But you're the one
who picked my trip,
466
00:16:05,201 --> 00:16:06,801
so it's your fault.
467
00:16:06,803 --> 00:16:08,836
BOY:
Can I have some water?
468
00:16:08,838 --> 00:16:11,372
Okay, guys, stop working.
Don't listen to her.
Keep working.
469
00:16:11,374 --> 00:16:13,974
You don't have to work.
I'm the vice principal.
Not technically at school,
470
00:16:13,976 --> 00:16:15,643
so keep working.
Stop working!
471
00:16:15,645 --> 00:16:16,744
Keep working!
472
00:16:16,746 --> 00:16:18,379
(wasps buzzing)
473
00:16:18,381 --> 00:16:19,713
(screams)
474
00:16:20,549 --> 00:16:21,682
Oh! Oh!
- (gasping)
475
00:16:21,684 --> 00:16:23,684
Wasps! Everybody stay calm!
476
00:16:23,686 --> 00:16:26,353
Oh, my God. Oh, my God,
they're getting in my eyes.
477
00:16:26,355 --> 00:16:28,022
Damn you bees!
478
00:16:28,024 --> 00:16:29,223
Ah! They got me!
479
00:16:29,225 --> 00:16:30,724
Ah, screw it.
480
00:16:30,726 --> 00:16:31,725
Here comes me.
481
00:16:31,727 --> 00:16:33,761
I sting, too, bees.
482
00:16:33,763 --> 00:16:35,963
Bees don't bother me.
483
00:16:39,501 --> 00:16:40,935
Seems like it was
a great field trip.
484
00:16:40,937 --> 00:16:42,203
So sorry I missed it.
485
00:16:42,205 --> 00:16:43,871
I feel like a bunch
of tiny people
486
00:16:43,873 --> 00:16:45,673
are holding tiny
little lighters to my face.
487
00:16:45,675 --> 00:16:47,341
(groans loudly)
488
00:16:47,343 --> 00:16:49,243
Today was a complete
and total disaster,
489
00:16:49,245 --> 00:16:50,945
from start to finish.
490
00:16:50,947 --> 00:16:54,215
I've never failed so hard
at my job ever in my life.
491
00:16:54,217 --> 00:16:56,183
Everyone's so mad at me,
but I was just trying
492
00:16:56,185 --> 00:16:57,785
to make them happy.
Jess, you can't
make everyone happy.
493
00:16:57,787 --> 00:16:59,186
COACH: You don't need
them to like you.
494
00:16:59,188 --> 00:17:01,055
You just need them
to listen to you.
495
00:17:01,057 --> 00:17:02,690
You're the boss.
- CECE:
Yeah.
496
00:17:02,692 --> 00:17:04,925
I mean, if you were a man
dating someone at work,
497
00:17:04,927 --> 00:17:06,594
do you think
that you would be worried
498
00:17:06,596 --> 00:17:08,362
about what everyone else
was thinking?
499
00:17:08,364 --> 00:17:09,597
COACH: You'd be, like,
in the conference room,
500
00:17:09,599 --> 00:17:10,898
like, "Meeting adjourned.
501
00:17:10,900 --> 00:17:12,366
Except for you, Sheila."
502
00:17:12,368 --> 00:17:13,734
But that's not me.
503
00:17:13,736 --> 00:17:15,903
I care what people think.
I always have.
504
00:17:15,905 --> 00:17:18,372
Then your only option
is to go in and be yourself.
505
00:17:19,441 --> 00:17:20,674
Just got to own it.
506
00:17:21,776 --> 00:17:23,377
I think I'm a little scared.
507
00:17:23,379 --> 00:17:26,413
Well, that's very
interesting. You see...
508
00:17:26,415 --> 00:17:28,649
Have you been here
this whole time?
The entire time.
509
00:17:28,651 --> 00:17:29,750
That is why
510
00:17:29,752 --> 00:17:32,720
God... made crystals.
511
00:17:32,722 --> 00:17:34,989
Why did he make that shirt?
512
00:17:40,996 --> 00:17:42,763
Hey.
513
00:17:42,765 --> 00:17:45,833
Hey, look, Nick,
I got to talk to you.
I got to talk to you.
514
00:17:45,835 --> 00:17:47,935
You go first.
- You go first.
515
00:17:47,937 --> 00:17:49,737
Okay, you know what?
You were right, Nick.
516
00:17:49,739 --> 00:17:51,305
I am a corporate monkey.
517
00:17:51,307 --> 00:17:53,140
I don't want
to be an old man
518
00:17:53,142 --> 00:17:56,110
looking back
on a meager life of...
519
00:17:56,112 --> 00:17:58,479
selling red potatoes
for the man.
520
00:17:58,481 --> 00:18:01,181
I don't want to be a
lazy bum my whole life.
521
00:18:01,183 --> 00:18:05,119
I want to be the kind of
bum that other bums look at
522
00:18:05,121 --> 00:18:07,955
and say, "What's that
bum smiling about?"
523
00:18:07,957 --> 00:18:09,690
I get that.
524
00:18:09,692 --> 00:18:11,325
I just had an idea, Schmidt.
525
00:18:11,327 --> 00:18:13,427
I just had an idea, too,
but I feel like it's stupid.
526
00:18:13,429 --> 00:18:15,763
Yeah, I feel like mine's
stupid. Let's do it.
I'm gonna... I'm just gonna...
527
00:18:15,765 --> 00:18:17,998
I'm gonna go to the kitchen.
No, but I want to hear
what you have to say.
528
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,367
It's important to me-- 'cause
maybe it's the same thing,
529
00:18:20,369 --> 00:18:22,536
maybe it's different.
It might be the same thing,
so maybe we should just say it.
530
00:18:22,538 --> 00:18:24,972
You want to do the
classic on 11?
- Yeah, okay, great.
531
00:18:24,974 --> 00:18:27,875
BOTH: One, two, three,
four, five, six,
532
00:18:27,877 --> 00:18:29,677
seven, eight,
nine, ten, 11...
533
00:18:29,679 --> 00:18:31,645
Let's work together again!
Let's work together again!
534
00:18:31,647 --> 00:18:33,814
Yes! I knew it!
That was awesome!
That was it, man. That was it.
535
00:18:33,816 --> 00:18:34,949
Back in business.
536
00:18:34,951 --> 00:18:36,550
(laughs):
Yeah!
537
00:18:36,552 --> 00:18:37,685
Let's start jamming ideas.
538
00:18:37,687 --> 00:18:39,019
Turkey.
539
00:18:39,021 --> 00:18:41,388
Robot. Turkey robot.
Just got it in one.
540
00:18:41,390 --> 00:18:43,157
All right, let's
draw up a...
- I don't think we did.
541
00:18:43,159 --> 00:18:44,224
Okay.
- Ready? Black.
542
00:18:44,226 --> 00:18:45,626
Robot. Black robot.
543
00:18:45,628 --> 00:18:47,328
Ooh, that's even
better, son.
- Boom.
544
00:18:47,330 --> 00:18:48,996
Way to push
for number two.
- Let's... let's...
545
00:18:48,998 --> 00:18:50,531
Exactly...
- Black robot.
546
00:18:50,533 --> 00:18:52,166
The blackest
robot in town.
547
00:18:52,168 --> 00:18:55,035
That robot's so black,
it's the blackest.
548
00:18:55,037 --> 00:18:57,137
I feel like marketing's gonna
be a nightmare on that one.
- Okay.
549
00:18:57,139 --> 00:18:58,472
I'm not good at marketing.
I'm good at ideas.
550
00:18:58,474 --> 00:18:59,673
Let's stay away from robots.
- Okay.
551
00:18:59,675 --> 00:19:01,508
Yeah? All right.
- Okay.
552
00:19:01,510 --> 00:19:04,278
Robot robot.
553
00:19:05,914 --> 00:19:07,214
I said let's stay away
from robots though,
554
00:19:07,216 --> 00:19:08,882
and you just said ro...
- Okay.
555
00:19:08,884 --> 00:19:10,884
Black turkey!
- Look, let's maybe
pick it up later.
556
00:19:10,886 --> 00:19:12,987
Computers for babies.
We are back!
557
00:19:12,989 --> 00:19:15,089
Hair that looks like a helmet.
Or vice versa--
558
00:19:15,091 --> 00:19:17,091
helmet that looks like a hair
is actually pretty smart.
559
00:19:17,093 --> 00:19:18,392
Oh, I'm really hot right now.
560
00:19:18,394 --> 00:19:20,160
A water bottle
with the top cut off.
561
00:19:20,162 --> 00:19:22,730
SCHMIDT:
That's a cup!
That is just a cup. Scratch it.
562
00:19:22,732 --> 00:19:25,065
Ladies.
- (gasping)
563
00:19:25,067 --> 00:19:27,434
Ooh... you got
bee'd up, dude.
- Yeah.
564
00:19:27,436 --> 00:19:29,536
You look like a monster.
- Yeah.
565
00:19:29,538 --> 00:19:30,838
I'm not even joking.
566
00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:33,007
You look so ugly right now.
So ugly.
567
00:19:33,009 --> 00:19:35,909
Look, I'm not some little
sensitive British guy, okay?
568
00:19:35,911 --> 00:19:37,378
I am Coach.
569
00:19:37,380 --> 00:19:39,446
But right now, I am
in so much pain
570
00:19:39,448 --> 00:19:41,448
that I am losing my mind.
571
00:19:41,450 --> 00:19:43,183
And I might never recover.
572
00:19:43,185 --> 00:19:46,020
So say hello
to the new me,
573
00:19:46,022 --> 00:19:49,089
who's basically a street lunatic
with a face made of fire!
574
00:19:49,924 --> 00:19:51,525
They sting you
in your pants?
575
00:19:51,527 --> 00:19:54,528
Yeah, they... they
stung my doodad.
576
00:19:54,530 --> 00:19:56,296
I'm gonna get you
some lotion.
577
00:19:56,298 --> 00:19:59,633
Ow.
BOTH:
Ooh!
578
00:20:01,469 --> 00:20:04,238
JESS: Everyone, um,
before we begin this meeting,
579
00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:08,142
I just want to say that...
yes, Ryan is my boyfriend.
580
00:20:08,144 --> 00:20:10,210
And yes, I let it affect my job
581
00:20:10,212 --> 00:20:13,480
because I care what you think
of me, and I always have.
582
00:20:13,482 --> 00:20:15,049
But here's what you should know:
583
00:20:15,051 --> 00:20:18,786
I love my job, and I love
this man right here.
584
00:20:20,588 --> 00:20:22,156
Wow.
585
00:20:22,158 --> 00:20:24,625
I've been waiting
for a moment to tell you that,
586
00:20:24,627 --> 00:20:26,627
and I guess...
587
00:20:26,629 --> 00:20:28,629
this is it.
588
00:20:28,631 --> 00:20:30,097
This is perfect.
589
00:20:30,099 --> 00:20:33,233
And, um, just for the
record, I love you, too.
590
00:20:33,235 --> 00:20:36,603
This speech is wonderful,
so please keep going.
591
00:20:36,605 --> 00:20:40,574
Oh, yeah. Um, and you can
come to me with any problems
592
00:20:40,576 --> 00:20:42,242
or anything
you want to ask me,
593
00:20:42,244 --> 00:20:45,679
but I'm gonna make some
decisions that you don't like,
594
00:20:45,681 --> 00:20:49,149
and you're just gonna
have to deal with it.
595
00:20:50,418 --> 00:20:53,921
So, uh, let's get back
to work, okay?
596
00:20:53,923 --> 00:20:55,422
So is that the end
of the meeting, then?
597
00:20:55,424 --> 00:20:58,425
Yep. Uh... yeah,
I got a little carried away
598
00:20:58,427 --> 00:20:59,993
with the moment there.
(laughs)
599
00:20:59,995 --> 00:21:02,196
(laughs)
- Anyway...
600
00:21:03,665 --> 00:21:05,032
Put it on.
- Are you serious?
- Yes.
- Put the crystal on.
601
00:21:05,034 --> 00:21:07,968
And... there we go.
602
00:21:07,970 --> 00:21:09,970
It's not gonna
do anything.
603
00:21:09,972 --> 00:21:13,273
¶ Any man of mine ¶
604
00:21:13,275 --> 00:21:16,310
¶ Better walk the line ¶
605
00:21:16,312 --> 00:21:19,213
¶ Better show me
a teasin', squeezin' ¶
606
00:21:19,215 --> 00:21:22,449
¶ Pleasin' kind of time ¶
607
00:21:22,451 --> 00:21:25,619
¶ I need a man who knows ¶
608
00:21:25,621 --> 00:21:28,856
¶ How the story goes ¶
609
00:21:28,858 --> 00:21:31,558
¶ He's gotta be a
heartbeatin', fine-treatin' ¶
610
00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:34,394
¶ Breathtakin',
earthquakin' kind... ¶
611
00:21:34,396 --> 00:21:36,463
¶ Any man of mine. ¶
612
00:21:38,233 --> 00:21:42,035
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