1 00:00:01,320 --> 00:00:04,180 The guys and I are about to leave for the airport, 2 00:00:04,220 --> 00:00:05,820 and I'm so excited to see you. 3 00:00:05,850 --> 00:00:08,690 - Is that Ryan? - I can't wait for you to see my hometown. 4 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:10,860 It's going to be just like An Affair to Remember, 5 00:00:10,890 --> 00:00:13,460 only instead of the Empire State Building on New Year's Eve, 6 00:00:13,490 --> 00:00:15,630 it's going to be a winery near the Portland airport 7 00:00:15,660 --> 00:00:17,170 at my dad's wedding. 8 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:20,500 Anyway, I love you, I miss you. 9 00:00:20,530 --> 00:00:23,240 - (Schmidt groans) - Hello? Hello? 10 00:00:23,270 --> 00:00:24,680 Sounds like I lost you for a minute! 11 00:00:24,710 --> 00:00:25,710 (chuckles) 12 00:00:25,740 --> 00:00:27,040 Are you there?! 13 00:00:27,070 --> 00:00:29,680 Where's my widdle Eng-wish man? 14 00:00:29,710 --> 00:00:32,320 And with that, Ryan walked into the River Thames 15 00:00:32,350 --> 00:00:34,080 and accepted death. 16 00:00:34,110 --> 00:00:36,320 The joke's on you, 'cause I wasn't even talking to him. 17 00:00:36,350 --> 00:00:38,320 I was leaving a voice mail. 18 00:00:38,350 --> 00:00:39,860 Haven't talked to him for a week. 19 00:00:39,890 --> 00:00:42,390 Are you guys making a group face? 20 00:00:42,420 --> 00:00:43,430 - No, we're not... - No. 21 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:44,330 - Nah. - Guys, look, 22 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:45,930 Ryan and I are great. 23 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:47,500 Really? 'Cause he doesn't call enough. 24 00:00:47,530 --> 00:00:49,030 And when he does, it's in the middle of the night. 25 00:00:49,060 --> 00:00:50,400 Ryan didn't want to move to England, 26 00:00:50,430 --> 00:00:51,670 he had to move to England. 27 00:00:51,700 --> 00:00:53,340 For the last couple of weeks, 28 00:00:53,370 --> 00:00:55,440 you've been keeping Nick hours, and... and it's ugly. 29 00:00:56,570 --> 00:00:58,340 Hey. Sorry. 30 00:00:58,370 --> 00:01:00,180 I was talking to Ryan before he went to work 31 00:01:00,210 --> 00:01:01,610 and I must have fallen asleep. 32 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:04,620 Friend to friend, am I wearing pants? 33 00:01:04,650 --> 00:01:06,280 The situation isn't ideal, 34 00:01:06,310 --> 00:01:09,550 however, long distance is super romantic. 35 00:01:09,580 --> 00:01:11,620 Plus I don't have to shave my legs every day 36 00:01:11,650 --> 00:01:12,690 which is a real plus. 37 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:13,760 You know, Fawn shaves herself 38 00:01:13,790 --> 00:01:15,060 from toe to chin. 39 00:01:15,090 --> 00:01:16,590 Every single day. 40 00:01:16,620 --> 00:01:18,600 God, I love my girlfriend. 41 00:01:18,630 --> 00:01:20,530 Hey. Oh, Cece. 42 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:21,930 CECE: Yeah, what? Huge news. 43 00:01:21,960 --> 00:01:24,030 Jake Apex is coming to the wedding. 44 00:01:24,060 --> 00:01:25,740 Jake Apex? 45 00:01:25,770 --> 00:01:27,200 Who is Jake Apex? 46 00:01:27,230 --> 00:01:28,770 Jake Apex is Cece's high school crush. 47 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:32,640 Never did anything for me, but turned Cece to soup. 48 00:01:32,670 --> 00:01:34,610 - Thanks. - Mm. Yeah. 49 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:35,950 Is he one of them Portland hippies? 50 00:01:35,980 --> 00:01:37,150 'Cause I hate them Portland hippies. 51 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:38,150 CECE: He is a legend. 52 00:01:38,180 --> 00:01:39,580 Every time I spoke to him, 53 00:01:39,610 --> 00:01:41,750 I'd have a full-blown tiny kid stroke. 54 00:01:41,780 --> 00:01:43,590 Hey, killer. 55 00:01:43,620 --> 00:01:45,590 I... d... uh... mm... 56 00:01:45,620 --> 00:01:47,060 (sputters) 57 00:01:47,090 --> 00:01:49,660 Yeah, well, I got a bad feeling about this guy. 58 00:01:49,690 --> 00:01:51,760 Why, because he's bomb and Cece wants some? 59 00:01:51,790 --> 00:01:53,630 No. Other reasons. 60 00:01:53,660 --> 00:01:57,360 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go water my succulents. 61 00:02:02,100 --> 00:02:03,340 How do you know Apex is so cute? 62 00:02:03,370 --> 00:02:04,340 I just assumed. 63 00:02:04,370 --> 00:02:06,340 Winston, stop with the look, okay? 64 00:02:06,370 --> 00:02:07,750 Otherwise I will murder you 65 00:02:07,780 --> 00:02:09,450 and clean up your blood with your cat. 66 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:13,420 All right? For the 50th time, I do not like Schmidt. 67 00:02:13,450 --> 00:02:14,950 Good luck finding my cat. 68 00:02:14,980 --> 00:02:17,090 You know, I haven't seen him in weeks. 69 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:19,090 My best man suit. 70 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:20,590 Oh. 71 00:02:20,620 --> 00:02:22,130 I'm my dad's best man. 72 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:24,520 He wanted a boy. My middle name's Christopher. 73 00:02:29,630 --> 00:02:31,560 Yeah. 74 00:02:38,190 --> 00:02:41,480 ♪ You're scheming on a thing, that's sabotage ♪ 75 00:02:41,510 --> 00:02:45,450 ♪ I can't stand it, I know you planned it ♪ 76 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:47,520 ♪ I'm-a set it straight, this Watergate... ♪ 77 00:02:47,550 --> 00:02:49,050 The Co-Pays are awesome. 78 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:51,220 I can't believe they're also pharmacists. 79 00:02:51,250 --> 00:02:53,620 ♪ I'm-a Buddy Rich when I fly off the handle ♪ 80 00:02:53,650 --> 00:02:56,530 ♪ What could it be? It's a mirage ♪ 81 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:59,030 ♪ You're scheming on a thing, that's sabotage. ♪ 82 00:02:59,060 --> 00:03:00,560 MAN: That's really good. 83 00:03:00,590 --> 00:03:01,700 (applauding, whooping) 84 00:03:01,730 --> 00:03:03,900 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 85 00:03:03,930 --> 00:03:05,240 This is a nice place. 86 00:03:05,270 --> 00:03:07,070 I mean, it's not the best vineyard in Portland. 87 00:03:07,100 --> 00:03:09,540 - Here we go. - That's Bartleby Cellars, of course. 88 00:03:09,570 --> 00:03:11,010 How would you even know that? 89 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:12,740 Whenever Coach goes to a new city, 90 00:03:12,770 --> 00:03:15,380 he learns all about it, like a real weirdo. 91 00:03:15,410 --> 00:03:16,910 I was an army brat, all right? 92 00:03:16,940 --> 00:03:18,980 I moved a lot. Assimilating was key. 93 00:03:19,010 --> 00:03:19,880 Oh, and by the way, 94 00:03:19,910 --> 00:03:21,420 calling somebody weird in Portland 95 00:03:21,450 --> 00:03:23,320 is actually a compliment, so thank you, Nick. 96 00:03:23,350 --> 00:03:24,660 Hey, oh. 97 00:03:24,690 --> 00:03:26,090 It's just... Oh. 98 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:27,690 Sorry, I thought I heard my phone ringing. 99 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:29,930 Ryan's supposed to call me before he gets on the plane. 100 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:32,330 - Oh! Sorry. - Jess, just take your phone out. 101 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:34,000 No, Nick, I want to be here with you guys. 102 00:03:34,030 --> 00:03:35,930 I want to... Sorry. 103 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:37,000 I just want to... 104 00:03:37,030 --> 00:03:38,000 Sorry. 105 00:03:38,030 --> 00:03:39,600 Does anybody else hear buzzing? 106 00:03:39,630 --> 00:03:41,110 - No. - No, 'cause it's not buzzing. 107 00:03:41,140 --> 00:03:43,210 No, honey, but, you know, he's going to be here soon, okay? 108 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:44,210 Yeah. 109 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:46,240 Are you guys still touring the city? 110 00:03:46,270 --> 00:03:48,410 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 111 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:51,020 I made about 12 drafts of this map. 112 00:03:51,050 --> 00:03:52,450 Couldn't figure out where to go. 113 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:54,750 Had to fit 18 years into one morning. 114 00:03:54,780 --> 00:03:56,290 So, here it is. 115 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:57,960 Aw. I'm so excited to show him Portland, 116 00:03:57,990 --> 00:04:00,420 and my mom is so excited to meet him. 117 00:04:00,450 --> 00:04:02,690 And I'm going to show him... 118 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:04,060 - Jess, it's not buzzing. - It's not buzzing. 119 00:04:04,090 --> 00:04:05,760 - I promise you it's not. - It's not buzzing. 120 00:04:05,790 --> 00:04:07,630 - Oh, there's my dad. - Hey, guys. 121 00:04:07,660 --> 00:04:09,070 Sounded great. You sounded great. 122 00:04:09,100 --> 00:04:11,240 You look terrific, too. 123 00:04:11,270 --> 00:04:12,570 Hey! 124 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:14,910 - Oh, there's my daughter. - Oh... 125 00:04:14,940 --> 00:04:17,980 I thought we talked about you not calling me that. 126 00:04:18,010 --> 00:04:19,540 Yeah, yeah. 127 00:04:19,570 --> 00:04:21,080 Hey, how's the food? 128 00:04:21,110 --> 00:04:22,650 I haven't eaten in three weeks. 129 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:24,280 Trying to fit into my wedding dress. 130 00:04:24,310 --> 00:04:25,620 (laughs) 131 00:04:25,650 --> 00:04:27,380 Had a dream about a crouton last night. 132 00:04:27,410 --> 00:04:28,620 And, um... 133 00:04:28,650 --> 00:04:31,590 And that was the whole dream. 134 00:04:31,620 --> 00:04:33,520 Ooh, before I forget, 135 00:04:33,550 --> 00:04:34,590 best man. 136 00:04:34,620 --> 00:04:35,590 (chuckles) Aw. 137 00:04:35,620 --> 00:04:36,730 The wedding rings. 138 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:39,560 Hey, I want you to meet a bunch of relatives 139 00:04:39,590 --> 00:04:41,170 that are all going to be dead in a couple of years. 140 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:42,600 - Oh, good idea. - Oh. 141 00:04:42,630 --> 00:04:43,970 Hey, what happened to the British guy? 142 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:45,430 He's coming tomorrow. 143 00:04:46,700 --> 00:04:48,010 MAN: Hey, Jake. 144 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:50,440 Jake Apex. That's him. That's him right there. 145 00:04:50,470 --> 00:04:52,280 WINSTON: I will say one thing about that man 146 00:04:52,310 --> 00:04:55,350 that I've only said about Ryan Gosling... hot damn! 147 00:04:55,380 --> 00:04:56,350 What's up, Winston? 148 00:04:56,380 --> 00:04:57,450 I'm gonna just go... 149 00:04:57,480 --> 00:04:58,450 I'm gonna go talk to him, yeah. 150 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:00,180 - WINSTON: You're good. - Yup. 151 00:05:00,210 --> 00:05:01,850 - You're okay. - Gonna... 152 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:03,690 I didn't know that was a thing. You... 153 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:05,550 Okay. 154 00:05:09,220 --> 00:05:10,460 (inaudible) 155 00:05:10,490 --> 00:05:12,600 SCHMIDT: Oh, this is very hard to watch. 156 00:05:12,630 --> 00:05:14,000 It's like when Bob Costas 157 00:05:14,030 --> 00:05:15,200 had that eye infection at the O-Lympics. 158 00:05:15,230 --> 00:05:16,830 You mean the Olympics. 159 00:05:16,860 --> 00:05:18,800 (Cece laughing hard) 160 00:05:19,830 --> 00:05:22,200 (whoops) 161 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,380 Okay. Oh, God. 162 00:05:25,410 --> 00:05:26,680 Okay, what happened? 163 00:05:26,710 --> 00:05:27,980 Did I look cool? 164 00:05:28,010 --> 00:05:29,980 - Uh... - Define "cool." 165 00:05:30,010 --> 00:05:31,880 What happened? I don't know what hap... I blacked out. 166 00:05:31,910 --> 00:05:33,020 Okay, look, Cece... 167 00:05:33,050 --> 00:05:35,120 I'm gonna help you. 168 00:05:35,150 --> 00:05:37,120 I'm Usher, you're Bieber. 169 00:05:37,150 --> 00:05:38,720 And Jake Apex 170 00:05:38,750 --> 00:05:39,960 is all the hot tracks 171 00:05:39,990 --> 00:05:41,160 that we're going to make together. 172 00:05:41,190 --> 00:05:43,290 - Hey. - Hey. 173 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:47,700 So, um... Ryan's not coming. 174 00:05:47,730 --> 00:05:49,870 Oh, boy. 175 00:05:49,900 --> 00:05:51,170 He has to work on Monday 176 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:52,570 and he thought, ultimately, 177 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:53,970 it didn't make sense, which makes sense. 178 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,370 It's not a big deal. 179 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:57,840 But the tour's canceled. 180 00:05:57,870 --> 00:06:01,240 (in Southern accent): Hey, Randy, the tour's canceled. 181 00:06:02,510 --> 00:06:05,050 (in normal voice): I don't know why I did that. 182 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:06,650 Anyway, go ahead, Nick. Go ahead. 183 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:08,520 Talk about how much this sucks. 184 00:06:08,550 --> 00:06:09,990 Tell me that Ryan's not coming 185 00:06:10,020 --> 00:06:11,890 'cause he's a blank who's a blank. 186 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:13,760 I do have one thing to say. 187 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:17,430 While you were away, we were all talking 188 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:20,330 about how much we wanted to go on the tour. 189 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:23,430 So don't cancel it. We'll do it with you! 190 00:06:23,460 --> 00:06:25,040 - Really? - Yeah! 191 00:06:25,070 --> 00:06:25,970 - Yeah! - Yes! 192 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:27,040 Really? 193 00:06:27,070 --> 00:06:28,410 - Yes! - Fired up. 194 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:30,510 - We haven't stopped talking about... - Yeah, man. 195 00:06:30,540 --> 00:06:31,340 Couldn't be more excited. 196 00:06:31,370 --> 00:06:32,610 All 18 places! 197 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:34,580 - There's 18? - Wow. 198 00:06:34,610 --> 00:06:36,380 I'm going to add a few more stops, then. 199 00:06:36,410 --> 00:06:38,420 I definitely know you'd enjoy the Shakespeare Garden. 200 00:06:38,450 --> 00:06:39,880 Ha-ha, great. 201 00:06:42,660 --> 00:06:45,650 Guys, Jess says she's fine, but I know she's not. 202 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:47,320 Okay? She needs cheering up. 203 00:06:47,350 --> 00:06:48,520 We're in her hometown. 204 00:06:48,550 --> 00:06:49,820 I can't believe Ryan bailed. 205 00:06:49,850 --> 00:06:50,990 I'm not happy with what Ryan's doing. 206 00:06:51,020 --> 00:06:52,490 It's, it's not cool. 207 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:55,600 But today, it's all sunshine and smiles. 208 00:06:55,630 --> 00:06:57,200 Hey, hey, hey, hey... Let me, let me get sunshine. 209 00:06:57,230 --> 00:06:58,370 Let me get sunshine. 210 00:06:58,400 --> 00:06:59,530 Okay, yeah, you can be sunshine. 211 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:01,240 Yes! (laughs) 212 00:07:01,270 --> 00:07:02,900 Here she is... Sunshine and smiles! 213 00:07:02,930 --> 00:07:05,010 (all cheering) 214 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:06,510 - Jess! - WINSTON: Sending the sun in! 215 00:07:06,540 --> 00:07:07,610 Hi. 216 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:08,880 So... I'm sorry this is so small. 217 00:07:08,910 --> 00:07:11,380 It was just meant for Ryan and me. 218 00:07:11,410 --> 00:07:12,380 - No worries. - No problem. - It's great. 219 00:07:12,410 --> 00:07:13,380 Your shoes look super-cute. 220 00:07:13,410 --> 00:07:15,120 - You look great. - You look great. 221 00:07:15,150 --> 00:07:16,950 - Let's see if... Ryan... - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 222 00:07:16,980 --> 00:07:20,020 Give me that purse! No more checking in with Ryan. 223 00:07:20,050 --> 00:07:21,360 The tour starts now. 224 00:07:21,390 --> 00:07:23,550 (all cheering) 225 00:07:25,090 --> 00:07:26,560 JESS: And there's the Italian soda shop 226 00:07:26,590 --> 00:07:29,230 where I first learning what a "not" joke was. 227 00:07:29,260 --> 00:07:30,230 Not! 228 00:07:30,260 --> 00:07:31,770 I... I learned it, actually, 229 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:33,370 in the candle shop, next-door. 230 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:35,570 People don't really do "not" jokes anymore. 231 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:39,040 Not! They'll be in forever! 232 00:07:39,070 --> 00:07:40,580 - Right, guys? - Not! 233 00:07:40,610 --> 00:07:41,910 (laughs) 234 00:07:41,940 --> 00:07:43,440 JESS: And there's the dance studio 235 00:07:43,470 --> 00:07:44,780 where I had my first kiss 236 00:07:44,810 --> 00:07:47,550 with the cutest/only boy in my jazz troupe. 237 00:07:47,580 --> 00:07:50,050 Then he came out of the closet... super gay. 238 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:51,390 Then we kissed some more. 239 00:07:51,420 --> 00:07:53,250 Then he went to Oberlin. 240 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:54,260 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 241 00:07:54,290 --> 00:07:55,660 Stop in that store! 242 00:07:55,690 --> 00:07:57,520 I'm going full Portland, people. 243 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:02,160 I'm so Portland right now, they all staring at me 244 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:04,070 like, "Is that the president of Portland?" 245 00:08:04,100 --> 00:08:05,170 (laughing) 246 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:06,970 I'm like, "No." 247 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:10,240 This is the very pizza place where we'd dab our pizzas 248 00:08:10,270 --> 00:08:12,110 with our napkins, to get the grease off, 249 00:08:12,140 --> 00:08:15,180 and then we'd make this kid named Joey 250 00:08:15,210 --> 00:08:16,610 eat the napkins. 251 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:18,850 (laughing) 252 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:20,520 I'm not gonna lie... (forced laugh) 253 00:08:20,550 --> 00:08:22,310 I'm Joey. 254 00:08:23,810 --> 00:08:24,990 Hmm. 255 00:08:25,020 --> 00:08:26,120 (gasping): Oh, my God. 256 00:08:26,150 --> 00:08:28,420 CECE: Oh, no, he's here. 257 00:08:28,450 --> 00:08:30,790 He's here. He just walked in. 258 00:08:30,820 --> 00:08:32,130 Oh, is he a firefighter? 259 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:33,490 Seems pretty easy in Portland, huh? 260 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:34,960 (chuckles) Rain just does the work for you. 261 00:08:34,990 --> 00:08:36,960 Okay, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 262 00:08:36,990 --> 00:08:39,430 No! Do... do not go and talk to him. 263 00:08:39,460 --> 00:08:41,100 Do not go and talk to him. 264 00:08:41,130 --> 00:08:44,140 Cece, not everything's about you, you narcissist. 265 00:08:44,170 --> 00:08:46,270 All right, just... go to the bathroom, 266 00:08:46,300 --> 00:08:47,640 like you said you'd... 267 00:08:48,910 --> 00:08:50,950 And... he's talking to him. 268 00:08:50,980 --> 00:08:52,980 Just don't look. Just don't look. Oh, well, he's looking at you. 269 00:08:53,010 --> 00:08:53,810 - What? What? Really? - No, like, right now, 270 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:54,950 he's staring at you. 271 00:08:54,980 --> 00:08:56,520 Don't, don't, don't, don't look, don't look. 272 00:08:56,550 --> 00:08:58,320 Don't look. The cutest one's looking right at me. 273 00:08:58,350 --> 00:09:01,060 I don't see a "cute" or "not cute" one, Coach. 274 00:09:01,090 --> 00:09:03,360 If you had to choose, which one's the cutest? 275 00:09:03,390 --> 00:09:04,420 Way to the left. 276 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:08,160 (whispering): I'm super nervous. 277 00:09:08,190 --> 00:09:09,330 Now my hands are sweating. 278 00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:10,530 Then wipe 'em off. 279 00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:11,830 If he comes over and shakes your hand, 280 00:09:11,860 --> 00:09:13,000 - you don't want sweaty hands. - Oh, my God! 281 00:09:13,030 --> 00:09:14,640 SCHMIDT: He said he thinks you're cute. 282 00:09:14,670 --> 00:09:16,570 CECE: Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 283 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:17,810 JESS: Hey, Nick, can I have my phone? 284 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:19,570 You know what? Never mind. I don't care. 285 00:09:20,870 --> 00:09:23,040 So this is my childhood home, 286 00:09:23,070 --> 00:09:24,510 the place of my birth. 287 00:09:24,540 --> 00:09:26,410 Thank you guys so much for doing this, 288 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:27,980 and coming on this tour with me. 289 00:09:28,010 --> 00:09:30,250 I forgot all about... 290 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:33,550 (with British accent): Hello, hello, hello, darling! 291 00:09:33,580 --> 00:09:36,360 ("God Save the Queen" playing) 292 00:09:36,390 --> 00:09:39,430 Where's the famous Mr. Geauxinue? 293 00:09:39,460 --> 00:09:41,060 JESS: Um... well... 294 00:09:41,090 --> 00:09:42,930 actually, um, Ryan... 295 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:45,170 had to cancel last-minute, so he's not coming. 296 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:47,170 I'm so sorry. 297 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:49,540 Oh, honey... 298 00:09:49,570 --> 00:09:51,040 that's just awful. 299 00:09:51,070 --> 00:09:52,540 Aw... 300 00:09:52,570 --> 00:09:54,540 Damn men. 301 00:09:54,570 --> 00:09:57,040 Oh, I feel so bad for you. 302 00:09:57,070 --> 00:09:59,050 Hey, Mom... Mom... Oh, honey... 303 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:00,620 Um... 304 00:10:00,650 --> 00:10:03,620 don't get emotional, okay? 305 00:10:03,650 --> 00:10:06,050 'Cause if you get emotional, I'll get emotional. 306 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:07,290 Let's talk about happy stuff. 307 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:08,720 Did you guys see the video of 308 00:10:08,750 --> 00:10:10,560 the panda farting and falling of a branch? 309 00:10:10,590 --> 00:10:11,960 (everyone laughing) 310 00:10:11,990 --> 00:10:13,430 - Pretty crazy, man. - It was funny. It was funny. 311 00:10:13,460 --> 00:10:14,530 WINSTON: It made me laugh. 312 00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:16,960 Who wants scramblies? 313 00:10:16,990 --> 00:10:18,130 You know I do, Mom. 314 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:19,400 (voice breaking): Good. 315 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:23,130 (crying) 316 00:10:29,810 --> 00:10:30,780 Look, this might not be the right time 317 00:10:30,810 --> 00:10:32,480 to say this, you guys, but, uh, 318 00:10:32,510 --> 00:10:34,320 should we take a straw poll on this whole Cosby thing? 319 00:10:34,350 --> 00:10:36,080 JESS: I just want to clarify 320 00:10:36,110 --> 00:10:38,920 to everyone here that I am fine. 321 00:10:38,950 --> 00:10:40,390 Which is why I'm fine. 322 00:10:40,420 --> 00:10:41,390 - Great! - Yeah. 323 00:10:41,420 --> 00:10:42,990 - Finer than fine. - Mm-hmm. 324 00:10:43,020 --> 00:10:45,060 - COACH: Which is why I'm fine. - SCHMIDT: Fantastic! 325 00:10:45,090 --> 00:10:46,090 - CECE: I'm fine, too. Everybody's great. - SCHMIDT: Perfect. 326 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:47,630 (stifled crying) 327 00:10:47,660 --> 00:10:49,300 I'm not fine! 328 00:10:49,330 --> 00:10:51,070 NICK: I can't do this anymore. 329 00:10:51,100 --> 00:10:52,670 It's not all smiles and sunshine. 330 00:10:52,700 --> 00:10:54,640 It's not! 331 00:10:54,670 --> 00:10:57,000 Look, Ryan bailed and that's a dick move. 332 00:10:57,030 --> 00:10:58,510 And that's the truth. 333 00:10:58,540 --> 00:11:01,840 (crying): I'm fine, I'm just gonna go to my room. 334 00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:04,310 (crying): I made scones. 335 00:11:04,340 --> 00:11:05,610 (door slams) 336 00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:07,620 Was that sunshine or smiles? Hmm? 337 00:11:07,650 --> 00:11:09,480 (rock music blaring) 338 00:11:09,510 --> 00:11:11,590 Oh... 339 00:11:11,620 --> 00:11:13,320 Joanie... (chuckles) 340 00:11:13,350 --> 00:11:16,020 I don't want to lie to you, so I'm not... 341 00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:17,820 There's shells all in these eggs. 342 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:23,750 So, Joan, how do you, uh, feel about Bob getting remarried? 343 00:11:23,780 --> 00:11:25,320 Mm! Oh, I'm fine. 344 00:11:25,350 --> 00:11:26,860 I just feel bad for Ashley. 345 00:11:26,890 --> 00:11:28,230 I mean, let's just say 346 00:11:28,260 --> 00:11:29,890 he's a man with a healthy appetite, 347 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:32,260 except one thing. 348 00:11:32,290 --> 00:11:33,830 (coughing) 349 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:35,200 Well, that's a visual. 350 00:11:35,230 --> 00:11:36,870 I don't really have a burning desire 351 00:11:36,900 --> 00:11:38,400 to stick around for the wedding, 352 00:11:38,430 --> 00:11:40,100 so I'm going on a trip 353 00:11:40,130 --> 00:11:42,370 - with some friends. - Hmm! 354 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:45,210 A trip I've never taken before. 355 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:46,440 Hmm! 356 00:11:49,740 --> 00:11:51,540 (rock music blaring) 357 00:11:54,250 --> 00:11:56,390 Hey! You mind if I turn this down? 358 00:11:56,420 --> 00:11:58,460 (volume decreases) 359 00:11:58,490 --> 00:12:01,190 "AP Stat Jams." 360 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:02,720 Advanced Placement. 361 00:12:03,660 --> 00:12:05,060 Very smart. 362 00:12:05,090 --> 00:12:07,800 How many Lilith Fairs did you go to? 363 00:12:07,830 --> 00:12:10,130 Oh, Method Man performed at that one? 364 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:11,640 It's Liliths Fair. 365 00:12:11,670 --> 00:12:14,100 Like "passersby..." 366 00:12:14,130 --> 00:12:15,570 or "attorneys general." 367 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:18,610 Well, look, I came to, uh... give you this. 368 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:21,580 Text Ryan as much as you want, it's none of my business. 369 00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:24,210 I just think long-distance relationships suck. 370 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:27,450 I once broke up with a woman who lived in Irvine, 371 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,090 and that's only 30 minutes away. 372 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:31,460 Mind you, I had hornets living in my car at the time, 373 00:12:31,490 --> 00:12:32,890 which was a factor, 374 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,060 but the commute was also a big part of it. 375 00:12:35,090 --> 00:12:36,460 Well, look, Nick, we're different, 376 00:12:36,490 --> 00:12:37,730 and just because it's difficult with Ryan, 377 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:38,830 doesn't mean we're doomed. 378 00:12:38,860 --> 00:12:40,460 We're star-crossed lovers. 379 00:12:40,490 --> 00:12:42,600 We're like Kate and Leo... 380 00:12:42,630 --> 00:12:45,900 or... Claire and Leo, or... 381 00:12:45,930 --> 00:12:48,770 whatever blonde Leo is taking on boats. 382 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:50,240 They're all doomed. 383 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,910 Leo ain't gonna settle down... He ain't ready. 384 00:12:51,940 --> 00:12:55,650 I'm a hopeless romantic, and I always have been. 385 00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:57,510 Which is why... 386 00:12:57,540 --> 00:13:00,080 I mean, it's a nice notion, it's just... 387 00:13:00,110 --> 00:13:02,590 from 1994 to 2001, 388 00:13:02,620 --> 00:13:05,160 I believed that Jordan Catalano 389 00:13:05,190 --> 00:13:06,760 was gonna show up in my driveway 390 00:13:06,790 --> 00:13:08,260 after a dirt bike accident, 391 00:13:08,290 --> 00:13:11,600 all scruffy and... beautiful... 392 00:13:11,630 --> 00:13:14,630 and he would need a bath and some... 393 00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:16,270 medical attention. 394 00:13:16,300 --> 00:13:18,170 You think that little boy is driving a dirt bike? 395 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:20,470 He looks a lot like you. 396 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,470 That's me, that's Jordan Catalano. 397 00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:23,940 I honestly couldn't tell the difference. 398 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,480 I swear to God. I'm not trying to be mean. 399 00:13:25,510 --> 00:13:27,540 You know what the problem with Jordan Catalano is? 400 00:13:27,570 --> 00:13:29,810 Yeah... an undiagnosed learning disability. 401 00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:31,720 Oh, I didn't know the boy had mental problems... 402 00:13:31,750 --> 00:13:33,050 I wouldn't be teasing him, but... 403 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:35,890 No, it's that he's fake. 404 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:37,890 The only thing that matters 405 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:41,190 is if the guy is there for you when you need him. 406 00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:46,400 Otherwise, you're dating a wall. 407 00:13:46,430 --> 00:13:48,630 I have to get to my dad's wedding. I didn't... 408 00:13:48,660 --> 00:13:50,630 I didn't come in here trying to be harsh, I'm ju... 409 00:13:50,660 --> 00:13:52,700 I was trying to be helpful and it's not working 410 00:13:52,730 --> 00:13:54,040 and I apologize. 411 00:13:54,070 --> 00:13:56,440 I was coming in as a friend, Je... 412 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,340 I'm sure that's just her. 413 00:14:04,950 --> 00:14:07,180 Well, the dream's dead. 414 00:14:07,210 --> 00:14:08,750 Apparently, Jake Apex has to work, 415 00:14:08,780 --> 00:14:10,650 so he's not gonna come to the wedding. 416 00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:13,320 I'm wearing the craziest underwear for nothing. 417 00:14:13,350 --> 00:14:15,590 Okay, look, Cece, you know what we do? We regroup. 418 00:14:15,620 --> 00:14:17,160 No, it's fine, Schmidt. I'm over it. 419 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,560 It is not fine. 420 00:14:19,590 --> 00:14:21,930 Look, Cece, you're the most amazing woman I ever met. 421 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:25,100 If you want Jake Apex, 422 00:14:25,130 --> 00:14:28,210 I'm gonna help you get Jake Apex. 423 00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:30,870 I'm never gonna stop trying to make you happy, Cece. 424 00:14:32,910 --> 00:14:34,710 I promise you, for the rest of my... 425 00:14:34,740 --> 00:14:36,080 (phone ringing) 426 00:14:36,110 --> 00:14:37,610 Oh, look at that, it's Fawn. 427 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:39,050 Hello, Councilwoman Moscato. 428 00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:41,080 (quietly): Oh, yeah. 429 00:14:41,110 --> 00:14:42,850 (panting): Guys! 430 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:44,620 I forgot the rings at the house. 431 00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:46,460 They're in my purse in my room. 432 00:14:46,490 --> 00:14:48,190 And now I have to go get my dad ready. 433 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:50,530 Apparently, he's wearing some kind of a male corset. 434 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:52,400 All right, Coach and I will get the rings... 435 00:14:52,430 --> 00:14:53,630 You don't have a car. 436 00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:55,770 All right. Okay. 437 00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:57,470 Wait! 438 00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:58,900 All right. 439 00:14:58,930 --> 00:15:00,540 Let's do this. 440 00:15:00,570 --> 00:15:02,240 (chuckles): Yeah. 441 00:15:02,270 --> 00:15:03,240 Okay. Okay. 442 00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:05,140 - Okay, ready? - Yep, yep. 443 00:15:06,410 --> 00:15:07,580 Go easy. I'm not on! 444 00:15:07,610 --> 00:15:10,780 - You're not?! - I'm not on! I'm not on! 445 00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:12,380 You don't have the rings?! 446 00:15:12,410 --> 00:15:13,820 - Well, Dad, hold on... - You don't have the rings?! 447 00:15:13,850 --> 00:15:15,890 Oh! Damn it, no! That's... 448 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:16,990 No, this is bad. 449 00:15:17,020 --> 00:15:18,390 We're doomed! 450 00:15:18,420 --> 00:15:19,760 You look beautiful, but we are doomed. 451 00:15:19,790 --> 00:15:20,990 (groans) 452 00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:22,990 Oh, yeah. 453 00:15:23,020 --> 00:15:24,960 (sighs) 454 00:15:24,990 --> 00:15:26,660 I wish these were filled with ground beef. 455 00:15:26,690 --> 00:15:28,000 (ringtone playing) 456 00:15:28,030 --> 00:15:29,900 Oh, wait, this is Nick! Nick's calling! 457 00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:31,740 He's probably walking in the door. Here. 458 00:15:31,770 --> 00:15:32,740 Hey. 459 00:15:32,770 --> 00:15:33,770 I found the purse, 460 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,310 but your mom has the rings. 461 00:15:35,340 --> 00:15:36,670 What? (chuckles) 462 00:15:36,700 --> 00:15:37,940 Can you ask her for them? 463 00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:40,080 Yeah, it's a little hard right now. 464 00:15:40,110 --> 00:15:42,910 Remember she said she was going on a trip? 465 00:15:42,940 --> 00:15:44,440 (women laughing, howling) 466 00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:53,420 It's gonna be a hair longer. 467 00:15:53,450 --> 00:15:55,390 It's acid, isn't it? 468 00:15:59,900 --> 00:16:02,270 What is taking them so long? 469 00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:04,710 (laughs): Hi! 470 00:16:04,740 --> 00:16:07,840 Um... so the wedding will begin shortly. 471 00:16:07,870 --> 00:16:09,810 (crowd sighs) But first, 472 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:12,950 I'm gonna start you off with a crowd-pleasing, 473 00:16:12,980 --> 00:16:15,320 nondenominational... 474 00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,450 Something in it for everyone... (chuckles) 475 00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:18,880 "Ave Maria." 476 00:16:20,420 --> 00:16:25,220 ♪ Ah... ♪ 477 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:29,860 (continues holding note) 478 00:16:31,430 --> 00:16:32,740 ♪ Ve... ♪ 479 00:16:32,770 --> 00:16:36,410 (continues holding note) 480 00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:37,570 Joan, I need you to focus. 481 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,040 I need you to help me 482 00:16:39,070 --> 00:16:40,610 find those rings. (grunts) 483 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:41,850 We have the rings. 484 00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:43,250 They all... all of you... We all have the rings. 485 00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:44,850 Everyone's got the ring. Come into the womb. 486 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:47,250 - Come into the womb. - I don't want to come in the womb. 487 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:50,090 - Come into the womb. - I'm not a womb guy! I'm not a womb guy! 488 00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:52,660 ♪ Mari... ♪ 489 00:16:52,690 --> 00:16:54,990 (continues holding note) 490 00:16:55,020 --> 00:16:56,730 - Show me the rings! - The womb. 491 00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:57,730 WOMEN (chanting): Reverse. Birth. 492 00:16:57,760 --> 00:16:59,400 Can I just see that? 493 00:16:59,430 --> 00:17:00,900 Reverse. Birth. 494 00:17:00,930 --> 00:17:02,030 That's not it. 495 00:17:02,060 --> 00:17:06,130 ♪ Ah... ♪ 496 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:09,740 ♪ Ah... ♪ 497 00:17:09,770 --> 00:17:11,210 - WOMEN (chanting): Reverse. Birth. - Here we go! 498 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:12,940 This is a real Portland experience! 499 00:17:12,970 --> 00:17:14,440 Ah, hippie hair in my mouth! 500 00:17:14,470 --> 00:17:15,680 Hippie hair in my mouth! 501 00:17:15,710 --> 00:17:17,550 (squeaking chatter) 502 00:17:17,580 --> 00:17:20,180 And with that message from Beaker, 503 00:17:20,210 --> 00:17:23,350 all of the Muppets have wished Bob and Ashley 504 00:17:23,380 --> 00:17:25,420 a very happy wedding. 505 00:17:25,450 --> 00:17:26,960 (growling voice): Except for me. 506 00:17:26,990 --> 00:17:29,360 (normal voice): Cookie Monster, is that you? 507 00:17:29,390 --> 00:17:31,390 Now, I understand, Cookie Monster, 508 00:17:31,420 --> 00:17:35,370 you've got a very special song to sing for us. 509 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:38,570 (growling voice): Yes, I do! 510 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:41,400 ♪ Ah... ♪ 511 00:17:41,430 --> 00:17:45,110 ♪ Ve... ♪ 512 00:17:45,140 --> 00:17:46,480 ♪ Mari... ♪ 513 00:17:46,510 --> 00:17:48,810 (fire alarm wailing) 514 00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:51,110 There are a lot of ways to stall a wedding, okay? 515 00:17:51,140 --> 00:17:52,280 And you just happened to... 516 00:17:52,310 --> 00:17:53,950 Go talk to him. 517 00:17:53,980 --> 00:17:56,680 Yeah. Talk to the guy you like. 518 00:18:01,150 --> 00:18:02,560 Hey, killer. 519 00:18:02,590 --> 00:18:05,100 Hey, so, uh... 520 00:18:05,130 --> 00:18:06,430 I'd love to see you again before you leave. 521 00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:08,130 To be honest with you, Cece, 522 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:10,600 I've always had a crush on you. 523 00:18:10,630 --> 00:18:13,570 Oh, God. 524 00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:15,770 Okay, so I've never said this out loud before, but... 525 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:20,980 I'm... 526 00:18:21,010 --> 00:18:22,950 in love with someone else. 527 00:18:22,980 --> 00:18:25,250 It's kind of complicated because he has a girlfriend, 528 00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:26,950 so I can't tell anybody. 529 00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:29,420 I mean, Winston knows, but you, you don't know Winston. 530 00:18:29,450 --> 00:18:31,620 I got to get back to the truck soon. 531 00:18:31,650 --> 00:18:33,120 Power steering's out again. 532 00:18:33,150 --> 00:18:34,990 I'm the only one strong enough to drive it. 533 00:18:35,020 --> 00:18:36,330 - Of course. - But, uh, 534 00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:37,930 I guess I'll see you around. 535 00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:39,360 Yeah, I guess. 536 00:18:40,390 --> 00:18:42,270 (bicycle bell dings) 537 00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:44,530 - Okay, okay. - Got it. 538 00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:46,270 Oh, my God! Thank God you guys are here! 539 00:18:46,300 --> 00:18:47,540 Is my mom okay? (both panting) 540 00:18:47,570 --> 00:18:49,110 It's actually really hard 541 00:18:49,140 --> 00:18:50,870 riding one of these bikes; it's super tiring. 542 00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:52,510 I don't have a watch on. 543 00:18:52,540 --> 00:18:54,410 I don't know why I'm doing that. 544 00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:57,450 Dad, I... 545 00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:59,880 (Bob humming music) 546 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:08,830 (continues humming) 547 00:19:08,860 --> 00:19:11,290 Aren't they cute? 548 00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:12,760 Cute as a mute. 549 00:19:13,890 --> 00:19:15,300 That's a thing. 550 00:19:15,330 --> 00:19:17,500 People-people say that. 551 00:19:17,530 --> 00:19:19,200 (sighs) 552 00:19:19,230 --> 00:19:21,370 Love is never what you think it's gonna be, is it? 553 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:24,470 No, it isn't. 554 00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:27,680 Hey, Nick... 555 00:19:27,710 --> 00:19:30,080 you were right. 556 00:19:30,110 --> 00:19:33,150 He should've been here. 557 00:19:33,180 --> 00:19:36,020 I need a guy who shows up. 558 00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:39,550 'Cause anything else just isn't real. 559 00:19:41,590 --> 00:19:43,760 Jess, you should, uh, know something, too. 560 00:19:43,790 --> 00:19:44,860 I touched 561 00:19:44,890 --> 00:19:46,100 both your mother's breasts 562 00:19:46,130 --> 00:19:49,870 in a communal womb earlier today. 563 00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:52,500 I didn't do it on purpose, but there it is. 564 00:19:52,530 --> 00:19:54,240 Thanks for telling me. I appreciate it. 565 00:19:54,270 --> 00:19:56,170 It's a relief to get it off my shoulders. 566 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:57,270 Thanks for being cool about it. 567 00:19:57,300 --> 00:19:58,440 I'll leave you alone. 568 00:19:58,470 --> 00:20:00,210 (continues humming) 569 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,210 Wait, what? 570 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:06,220 I didn't read about this place. 571 00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:09,220 That's because it's not in any guidebook, Tagliaboo. 572 00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:11,590 It is called Crush Pond. 573 00:20:11,620 --> 00:20:13,120 At least that's what Jess and I used to call it. 574 00:20:13,150 --> 00:20:14,760 We used to come down here when she liked somebody. 575 00:20:14,790 --> 00:20:16,210 We'd throw a rock in the pond, 576 00:20:16,220 --> 00:20:17,750 and we'd wish that they liked her back. 577 00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:19,390 - Huh. - I'd sit over there 578 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:20,840 and smoke cloves while she did that. 579 00:20:25,310 --> 00:20:27,800 I broke up with Ryan. 580 00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:29,270 - Wow. - Oh, babe, I'm sorry. 581 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:31,670 How'd he take it? 582 00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:33,840 Actually, pretty good. 583 00:20:33,850 --> 00:20:35,680 - So you got his voice mail. - Yeah. 584 00:20:35,690 --> 00:20:36,760 Sounds about right. 585 00:20:38,860 --> 00:20:40,760 Last stop on the tour. 586 00:20:40,770 --> 00:20:43,800 Um... it's Crush Pond. 587 00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:46,800 So... say a name in your head 588 00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:49,910 and throw the rock in the pond, 589 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:53,240 and they'll love you forever. 590 00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:55,780 Um, and for the record, that's actually never worked. 591 00:20:55,790 --> 00:20:57,720 (laughs) 592 00:20:57,730 --> 00:20:59,390 So we're gonna do it anyways? 593 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:00,890 JESS: Yeah. 594 00:21:00,900 --> 00:21:03,330 We're really gonna do this? 595 00:21:03,340 --> 00:21:04,960 I got a big one. 596 00:21:04,970 --> 00:21:06,800 (singsongy): I know who your rock is for. 597 00:21:06,810 --> 00:21:07,940 Winston, you better shut up 598 00:21:07,950 --> 00:21:09,770 before I knock that fade right off your head. 599 00:21:09,780 --> 00:21:12,350 (chuckles): You don't know me like that, Cece. I swear... 600 00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:14,250 - Oh, I know you like that, trust me. - Swear to God... 601 00:21:14,260 --> 00:21:15,890 Uh, I'm gonna say Detroit Pistons. 602 00:21:15,910 --> 00:21:17,190 You're not getting it, man. 603 00:21:17,210 --> 00:21:18,310 What-what is it? 604 00:21:18,340 --> 00:21:20,230 You got to say, like, a lady's name. 605 00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:21,020 Oh. 606 00:21:23,260 --> 00:21:24,590 Gladys. 607 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:26,140 - A lady you know. - Oh. 608 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:29,430 To whoever you are, can't wait to meet you. 609 00:21:29,930 --> 00:21:32,160 And I hope you live close by. 610 00:21:32,180 --> 00:21:34,810 Three, two, one.