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(liquid bubbling)
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(timer dings)
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All right, clockwise, honey.
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Don't fight it.
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Let me make you.
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What... is that?
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This is the only thing us
Miller men know how to make.
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And we call it The Sauce.
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It stinks.
- It doesn't stink.
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Fawn is coming over
for a midnight fondue supper.
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There's no chocolate
or cheese on this earth
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that makes a cube of bread pop
like The Sauce.
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Your girlfriend's coming
over for the first time,
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and you asked
Nick to cook?
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True, normally food à la Nick
would be less appealing to me
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than licking the floor
of a beach bathroom.
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But I want Fawn
to have the best,
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and The Sauce is the best.
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Good for you-- when you said
"Fawn" and then "fondue,"
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I definitely thought you were
headed in the direction of--
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Step one: fondue.
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Step two: do Fawn.
That's not bad.
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Yeah, and I was like,
"Fondue is Fawn done."
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(snickers)
Th-These are all good.
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Hey, has anybody
heard from Cece?
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'Cause she hasn't
answered any of my texts,
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and I'm starting
to get worried.
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Jess is starting
to find your behavior...
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"suspicious."
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That's a police word.
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It's not a police word, Winston.
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It's a very common word.
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And you know
why I'm keeping my distance.
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I like Schmidt.
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For the second time!
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I know how many times.
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Ah. Ah.
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If you could see
my face right now,
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I'm smiling,
and I'm saying, "Ah."
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And if Jess finds out, she's
gonna want to get involved,
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and I don't want her involved
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because there's nothing
that she can do.
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Look, if you act suspicious,
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then she's gonna be suspicious,
all right?
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Look, don't slink
your head in the dumps.
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You got to raise your hand
with the sunshine
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wh-where people walk, you know?
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Because that's what
the whole point of the...
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when the... (stammers)
if you can lead 'em to water,
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but you can't make
a sound, right?
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Look, just call her.
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Fine, okay, I'll call her.
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But... and listen to me,
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she cannot find out.
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Under no circumstance.
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Okay, baby.
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Look, your secret is safe
with me.
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That being said,
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I am not a smooth man.
Yeah, I get that.
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Did I do something
to piss Cece off?
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Oh, Schmidt, you have
something on your pants.
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Ah! It's a spider!
- (shrieks)
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Jess, why did you do that?
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You know how he gets--
he turns into
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a cartoon elephant
of yesteryear
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who just saw a mouse.
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Which is offensive
in present day
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'cause it seems like
a gay stereotype
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they tried to sneak by us.
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(imitates elephant trumpeting)
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(with lisp):
"Where's my balance ball?
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There's a mouse loose
in the house."
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SCHMIDT: Where is it?
We've got to hunt it down.
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We got to have
a spiderhunt.
We're not having one of those.
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No, dude, no more spiderhunts.
Guys, they're all over me!
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This is childish, and
you need to get over it.
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Jess, would you please?
You know this fear comes
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from a very real
place-- 1999.
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American Pie was
sweeping the nation.
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And everybody was
doing it with pies.
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I just happened to accidentally
fall asleep right afterwards.
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And when I awoke,
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the dried
apple filling was...
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it just had attracted
so many spiders,
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and they were
all over it, and I...
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Okay, everyone was
doing it with pies?
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Well, Y2K was an uncertain time.
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I don't know "everyone," Jess.
I might have dabbled.
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Fawn can't see me
like this.
- Fawn won't care.
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Jess, I'm embarrassed...
for her to see me in this state.
You're fine...
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It's embarrassing--
just a little spider!
- You're fine.
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And there it is!
I just saw it!
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Get off the table.
We'll do the spiderhunt.
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Fawn can't see
you like this.
- There it is!
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It's right there--
it's licking it's lips.
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So I'm finally e-mailing
that girl, May.
- Nice.
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Here's what
I got so far.
- Mm-hmm.
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"Dear May.
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Lay down on me."
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Well, th-then what?
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You met this woman weeks ago--
I can't believe
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you haven't e-mailed her.
Just text her.
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COACH: If I had her number,
I would text her.
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She gave me her e-mail.
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And now I have to
write how I feel.
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Which is weird,
it's like...
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I-I like her. Much.
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You like her much?
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All right.
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"Girl, it's warm today.
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"Yesterday
was warm, too.
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Yeah."
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Yeah, I'm gonna
write, "Yeah."
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You're happy about this?
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Damn it, no, it
doesn't feel right.
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Yeah, just hold it down,
hold it down.
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Okay, you guys
know the drill.
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We split up into teams,
and we hunt this spider.
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Why can't we just call
an exterminator?
- Yes.
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They've all blocked
Schmidt's calls
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since the dandelion incident.
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It moved like
a spider, Nick!
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(cell phone ringing)
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(gasps)
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I don't know a Cece.
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(chuckles) Yeah, I do.
How the hell are you?
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Jess, please, hurry
up, we're on a hunt!
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It could be right
above our heads right now.
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Hanging from its butt-rope.
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Come over.
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I can't.
Why not?
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Did I do something?
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Are we in another purse thing
that I don't know about?
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No, no, Jess,
of course it's not you.
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It would just be...
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...an honor.
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I'll be right there.
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Great, wear shoes that you don't
mind getting spider guts on.
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Bye.
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So...
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what's going
on with Cece?
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Well, I had to beg her
like a nerd,
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but she's finally
coming over.
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Oh, she's coming over?
- Yeah.
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Good, man.
Took a lot of cajoling.
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That's cool.
Normally, it's like,
she'll come over all the time.
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But now it's diff...
I don't know why
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that would be
the case at all,
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but that's cool-- I respect the
decision for her to come over.
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Why are you acting weird?
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I'm acting weird?
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Mm.
- Do you know something?
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Do...?
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You... I'm not
a smooth man.
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Is she mad at someone?
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Ah... no.
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No.
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No, she's not
mad at anyone.
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It's the opposite.
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Mm.
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It's the opposite?
- That's not
what I said.
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You said, "No, no,
she's not mad at anyone.
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It's the opposite."
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I said, "Whoa, whoa.
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"Cheese is bad e'ryone.
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Let's stop and spit."
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The opposite of mad is...
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(gasps)
Does she like someone?
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What would make you
assume that would be...?
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I can hear it.
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I can hear it
building its house.
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Building its sticky,
deadly house
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that you can never leave.
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Building it.
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With its ass.
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We're breaking up
into two-person teams.
Cece.
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Each team has one Smusher
and one Jar-Man.
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Nick, I'm gonna make you a
Smusher since you have to stir.
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Hey, am I stirring right now?
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Or is my arm still
and the world is stirring?
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Coach, you're a Jar-Man.
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Mm.
- You're with Schmidt.
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Cece, with your delicate little
hands, you're a born Jar-Man.
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Okay.
Which means I need to pair
you up with a Smusher.
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I smush.
That'd be me.
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Smusher for life.
- You're such
a Jar-Man.
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You don't even know
you're a Jar-Man, Jar-Man.
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Yeah, you are.
You're a born J-man.
Come on, Winston.
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Uh, Cece.
- Yeah.
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Before we get started,
you want to have a quick
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Jar-Man strategy
session?
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A little Jar-Jar
strat sesh?
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Are you winking or farting?
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The only strategy is: find
the spider, kill the spider,
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mount the spider's head
on top of the roof
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so all the other
spiders know.
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All right. And spiderhunt!
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Spiderhunt!
- Spiderhunt!
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You find that thing...
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...you-you make sure that
it's done.
- That's extreme.
That's...
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Okay.
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Hey, what do you think Jess
and Cece are talking about?
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Uh, probably that stupid
movie theater popcorn machine
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that Cece wants me
to get for the bar.
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She keeps haranguing me
about it.
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"Popcorn machine,
popcorn machine."
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Look, I don't know what void
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Cece's trying to fill
in her life...
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I don't know, either.
Why would I know?
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I don't know what void
she's trying to fill.
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It's all she wants
to talk about.
- Oh.
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Stupid movie theater
popcorn machine.
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I'm like, "Shut up, dude."
(timer dings)
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You put bologna
in your Bolognese?
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Where else would
it get its name?
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Trick question-- it gets it
from the mayonnaise.
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(chuckling):
Yeah, yeah.
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You got it.
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Do you think a good subject
line is "The Inside of You"?
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Hey, you know,
I bet I could spot this spider
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a lot better
if I was on your shoulders.
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Do not ask me again
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to get on my shoulders.
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That's
a once-a-year thing,
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and you already used it
on Halloween,
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when we were ten-foot-tall
Ralph Macchio.
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(elevator bell dings)
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SCHMIDT:
Ow! Damn it!
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That was cool.
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I didn't like that.
I could feel
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your genitals
on the back of my neck
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like an airplane pillow.
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Okay, you know what?
How about this?
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I'm not sure why he did it
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but I sure am glad
that God rearranged
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the letters in "yam" to...
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create something even sweeter.
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What?
May.
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Oh, May, yeah.
Yeah, all right.
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Keep going, keep going.
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Oh, dear God.
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It's left the web to feed.
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All right, I'll put that.
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Seems like a weird thing to say.
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CECE: Lots of bars
have popcorn machines.
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I really think that
people would dig it.
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They're not that expensive,
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and everybody loves
fresh popcorn.
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Do you like somebody
in the loft?
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Winston.
251
00:08:10,677 --> 00:08:13,344
Okay, what did
he tell you?
252
00:08:13,346 --> 00:08:14,845
He told me you like someone
but he won't name names.
253
00:08:14,847 --> 00:08:16,347
Is it Schmidt?
Do you like Schmidt again?
254
00:08:16,349 --> 00:08:17,548
No. No, no, no, no, no, no,
255
00:08:17,550 --> 00:08:18,549
no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
256
00:08:18,551 --> 00:08:20,551
Absolutely not. No.
257
00:08:20,553 --> 00:08:22,019
Who is it then? Who?
258
00:08:22,021 --> 00:08:24,188
I want to tell you.
I want to tell you so,
259
00:08:24,190 --> 00:08:25,690
like, so badly--
you know me--
260
00:08:25,692 --> 00:08:27,358
I want to tell you
so bad, I just, um,
261
00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:28,926
I'm very sorry, but I can't.
262
00:08:28,928 --> 00:08:30,695
Right, right, right, right,
you can't tell anybody,
263
00:08:30,697 --> 00:08:32,730
except freaking Winston!
264
00:08:32,732 --> 00:08:34,432
That slow puzzler!
265
00:08:34,434 --> 00:08:36,534
I know.
I'm lower down on the food chain
266
00:08:36,536 --> 00:08:37,902
than Officer Cat Fancy?!
No!
267
00:08:37,904 --> 00:08:39,870
No. No, no, no, no.
It's just I know
268
00:08:39,872 --> 00:08:41,906
that you would do
anything to help me,
269
00:08:41,908 --> 00:08:43,741
and in this situation,
270
00:08:43,743 --> 00:08:45,910
you know, there's just
nothing to be done.
271
00:08:45,912 --> 00:08:47,378
And we both know that
272
00:08:47,380 --> 00:08:48,879
you would just want
to get involved.
273
00:08:48,881 --> 00:08:50,881
Well, I can stay uninvolved.
274
00:08:50,883 --> 00:08:53,484
I want to tell you, but I can't.
I just can't.
275
00:08:55,421 --> 00:08:57,888
Okay. That's fine.
- Okay.
276
00:08:57,890 --> 00:09:00,691
That's cool, that's cool.
New teams!
277
00:09:05,398 --> 00:09:07,298
You have to tell me
who she likes.
278
00:09:07,300 --> 00:09:09,066
There are no secrets
between Jar-Man and Smusher.
279
00:09:09,068 --> 00:09:10,401
Please.
280
00:09:10,403 --> 00:09:12,637
She's my best friend.
You have to tell me.
281
00:09:12,639 --> 00:09:14,071
Okay.
282
00:09:14,073 --> 00:09:16,474
Look, Jess...
283
00:09:16,476 --> 00:09:18,609
she likes me.
284
00:09:18,611 --> 00:09:21,012
It's me she wants.
285
00:09:24,817 --> 00:09:27,018
(both laughing)
286
00:09:28,321 --> 00:09:29,620
Not even for a second.
287
00:09:29,622 --> 00:09:31,088
I thought I was convincing.
- Yeah.
288
00:09:31,090 --> 00:09:33,424
I need you to close
your eyes and taste it.
289
00:09:33,426 --> 00:09:35,159
Okay.
290
00:09:37,497 --> 00:09:39,597
Oh...
291
00:09:39,599 --> 00:09:41,499
Oh, Nick.
292
00:09:41,501 --> 00:09:43,267
It's legit terrible.
293
00:09:43,269 --> 00:09:46,604
Well, you taste for texture
not taste, you big old...
294
00:09:46,606 --> 00:09:48,339
Not really what I was
looking for at this stage.
295
00:09:48,341 --> 00:09:50,708
Definitely affects
my confidence.
296
00:09:55,148 --> 00:09:56,180
(gasps)
297
00:09:56,182 --> 00:09:58,282
Wait. Wait!
298
00:09:58,284 --> 00:10:00,985
The only person that Cece
could like that she wouldn't
299
00:10:00,987 --> 00:10:02,486
want to tell me about...
300
00:10:02,488 --> 00:10:04,422
is Nick.
301
00:10:05,458 --> 00:10:07,124
Uh...
302
00:10:07,126 --> 00:10:09,960
Does Cece like Nick?
303
00:10:09,962 --> 00:10:10,961
Does Cece like...?
304
00:10:10,963 --> 00:10:12,263
JESS:
Oh, my...
305
00:10:13,332 --> 00:10:15,533
No...
306
00:10:15,535 --> 00:10:17,668
you guessed it.
307
00:10:17,670 --> 00:10:20,071
How you did that?
308
00:10:24,177 --> 00:10:27,144
Oh, my God. My ex-boyfriend
and my best friend?
309
00:10:27,146 --> 00:10:28,145
(groans)
310
00:10:28,147 --> 00:10:29,847
I feel like Brenda
311
00:10:29,849 --> 00:10:31,716
when Kelly dated Dylan!
312
00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:33,551
Or the other way around.
313
00:10:33,553 --> 00:10:35,319
Now, I know those
are the characters
314
00:10:35,321 --> 00:10:36,854
from the original 90210.
315
00:10:36,856 --> 00:10:38,989
But that's about my ceiling.
Dylan-- was his nickname
316
00:10:38,991 --> 00:10:40,524
the Peach Pit?
'Cause I remember...
317
00:10:40,526 --> 00:10:42,159
I remember that being
a whole thing.
318
00:10:42,161 --> 00:10:43,828
I'm sorry,
I'm a little wound up.
319
00:10:43,830 --> 00:10:45,496
You should be wound up
because the Peach Pit used
320
00:10:45,498 --> 00:10:47,832
to be yours, but now
Brenda want a slice.
321
00:10:47,834 --> 00:10:49,333
Everybody trying to get
a slice of that Peach Pit.
322
00:10:49,335 --> 00:10:50,501
You have every right
to be mad,
323
00:10:50,503 --> 00:10:52,169
Jess, but just do it quietly.
324
00:10:52,171 --> 00:10:54,405
You know, just do it on
the low, do it in here.
325
00:10:54,407 --> 00:10:57,341
30 seconds, and you haven't
brought up the popcorn machine.
326
00:10:57,343 --> 00:10:59,844
Yeah, well, I guess
I'm just gonna have to drop it.
327
00:10:59,846 --> 00:11:01,912
You know, even Jess didn't
want to hear about it,
328
00:11:01,914 --> 00:11:04,381
and she'll listen to Schmidt
discussing Andy Cohen
329
00:11:04,383 --> 00:11:06,584
discussing Bethenny
discussing NeNe.
330
00:11:06,586 --> 00:11:08,686
Well, great, I'm glad
that's behind us.
331
00:11:08,688 --> 00:11:10,221
Yeah.
332
00:11:10,223 --> 00:11:12,690
Now let's never speak of
popcorn machines again.
333
00:11:12,692 --> 00:11:14,525
Cece and Nick?
334
00:11:14,527 --> 00:11:16,293
Cece likes Nick?
335
00:11:17,363 --> 00:11:19,196
Cece likes Nick?
336
00:11:19,198 --> 00:11:20,698
I mean,
I guess I understand it
337
00:11:20,700 --> 00:11:22,700
'cause they're
at the bar together,
338
00:11:22,702 --> 00:11:24,201
and once you start
sharing tips,
339
00:11:24,203 --> 00:11:25,703
where does the sharing end?
Look...
340
00:11:25,705 --> 00:11:27,538
Jess, it's not
that big of a deal.
341
00:11:27,540 --> 00:11:30,040
Because we all just cats and
dogs at the end of the day.
342
00:11:30,042 --> 00:11:32,376
What about Schmidt?
Schmidt's Nick's best friend,
343
00:11:32,378 --> 00:11:34,712
and Schmidt and Cece
have a history.
344
00:11:34,714 --> 00:11:36,547
Look at the memory on you.
345
00:11:36,549 --> 00:11:38,415
I'm gonna have to help
Schmidt through this.
No, no, no, no, no.
346
00:11:38,417 --> 00:11:40,417
Look, Jess, you can't talk to
Schmidt about Cece liking Nick.
347
00:11:40,419 --> 00:11:42,553
Come on.
- No, you're right.
I have to talk to Cece first.
348
00:11:42,555 --> 00:11:44,722
Right, you got to talk to Ce...
No, wait, no. No, no, no, no,
349
00:11:44,724 --> 00:11:47,224
no, no, no.
Jess, you can't talk to Cece
350
00:11:47,226 --> 00:11:50,227
because Cece,
you know, and Nick,
351
00:11:50,229 --> 00:11:52,897
they just won't work.
'Cause I was talking to Nick.
352
00:11:52,899 --> 00:11:55,733
He said, "Winston." I was like,
"What's up, Nick?" He said...
353
00:11:55,735 --> 00:11:57,601
What?
354
00:11:57,603 --> 00:11:58,936
He said she ugly.
355
00:11:58,938 --> 00:12:01,238
He said what?!
356
00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:03,741
He said she look like
a dang ol' meatball with hair.
357
00:12:03,743 --> 00:12:04,909
New teams!
358
00:12:04,911 --> 00:12:06,076
JESS:
You know who's great?
359
00:12:06,078 --> 00:12:07,978
Cece.
- One of our finest.
360
00:12:07,980 --> 00:12:09,380
Lovely woman.
361
00:12:11,651 --> 00:12:13,984
And she has so much to offer.
362
00:12:15,655 --> 00:12:17,288
Is that what this is about?
363
00:12:17,290 --> 00:12:19,256
She sends you
to sell me on it?
364
00:12:19,258 --> 00:12:22,593
No, Nick. She doesn't know
I'm talking to you at all. Wait.
365
00:12:22,595 --> 00:12:24,595
You guys have talked about it?
366
00:12:24,597 --> 00:12:25,930
All the time.
367
00:12:25,932 --> 00:12:26,997
But I thought
368
00:12:26,999 --> 00:12:28,966
she and I had come
to a decision.
369
00:12:28,968 --> 00:12:31,502
Which is?
It's not happening.
370
00:12:31,504 --> 00:12:34,271
Well, why not?
'Cause I'm not interested.
371
00:12:34,273 --> 00:12:35,673
And I know it's not cool
to say, but...
372
00:12:35,675 --> 00:12:38,943
I don't like the way
it would look.
373
00:12:38,945 --> 00:12:40,611
People are gonna say
what they're gonna say.
374
00:12:40,613 --> 00:12:43,314
They're not reasons
not to go through with it.
375
00:12:43,316 --> 00:12:45,449
Fine. You want to know
my biggest concern?
376
00:12:45,451 --> 00:12:47,918
My biggest concern
is the smell.
377
00:12:49,021 --> 00:12:51,121
The smell?
378
00:12:51,123 --> 00:12:52,289
The smell of it.
379
00:12:52,291 --> 00:12:53,991
Yeah, and it's not
Cece's fault.
380
00:12:53,993 --> 00:12:57,628
I mean, they all smell.
I've told her that.
381
00:12:57,630 --> 00:12:59,296
You told Cece
you think all women...
382
00:12:59,298 --> 00:13:01,332
Don't make this
a feminist thing...
383
00:13:01,334 --> 00:13:03,133
It... I'm not making
it a feminist thing.
384
00:13:03,135 --> 00:13:05,803
How? They smell terrible.
It's common knowledge.
385
00:13:05,805 --> 00:13:07,137
I thought your biggest
concern would be
386
00:13:07,139 --> 00:13:08,806
how it affected
the people around you.
387
00:13:08,808 --> 00:13:10,841
I mean, sure, a bunch of
old drunks will grab at it...
388
00:13:10,843 --> 00:13:12,977
But if your biggest
concern is the smell,
389
00:13:12,979 --> 00:13:14,979
I'm sure that's
highly manageable.
390
00:13:14,981 --> 00:13:17,548
Yeah, I guess there's, like,
special solvents and soaps.
391
00:13:17,550 --> 00:13:20,517
I-I haven't read up on it
that much.
392
00:13:20,519 --> 00:13:24,154
You know, but you got to really
get in there and scrub it out.
393
00:13:24,156 --> 00:13:26,323
It's disgusting.
394
00:13:26,325 --> 00:13:30,661
You know, 'cause of the daily
wear and tear and... oil
395
00:13:30,663 --> 00:13:33,497
and grease just cooking
in there.
396
00:13:33,499 --> 00:13:37,167
It's enough to make
a man barf thinking about it.
397
00:13:37,169 --> 00:13:39,203
I mean, they get really hot.
398
00:13:39,205 --> 00:13:40,871
I know what
temperature it gets.
399
00:13:40,873 --> 00:13:42,506
But if I'm being honest,
you know--
400
00:13:42,508 --> 00:13:44,708
and I haven't talked to her
about this-- but...
401
00:13:44,710 --> 00:13:47,177
I do have good memories
associated with the smell.
402
00:13:47,179 --> 00:13:51,015
Ball games, the circus,
hanging with my dad.
403
00:13:51,017 --> 00:13:53,217
Listen here, you idiot.
I've known Cece
404
00:13:53,219 --> 00:13:55,019
a very long time,
and I can promise you
405
00:13:55,021 --> 00:13:57,054
the smell will not be a problem.
That's really easy
406
00:13:57,056 --> 00:13:58,856
for you to say 'cause you're not
the one who's gonna have
407
00:13:58,858 --> 00:14:00,190
to remind her
to clean it all the time.
408
00:14:00,192 --> 00:14:02,092
I promise you,
409
00:14:02,094 --> 00:14:04,028
if it becomes a problem,
410
00:14:04,030 --> 00:14:06,864
I will remind her.
- Well,
411
00:14:06,866 --> 00:14:10,067
if you remind her
and she doesn't do it,
412
00:14:10,069 --> 00:14:13,704
I don't want you sneaking around
and cleaning it yourself.
413
00:14:13,706 --> 00:14:15,406
(scoffs)
Nick.
414
00:14:15,408 --> 00:14:18,375
I'm a good friend, but I am
not that good of a friend.
415
00:14:18,377 --> 00:14:19,743
"...that a dream house
is a house,
416
00:14:19,745 --> 00:14:21,211
but a dreamboat
is a person."
417
00:14:21,213 --> 00:14:23,414
I mean, it does
speak to the soul.
418
00:14:23,416 --> 00:14:26,717
Hey, what are these?
I've always wondered.
419
00:14:26,719 --> 00:14:29,053
Those are grapes.
- Uh, they're
our glass grapes, bro.
420
00:14:29,055 --> 00:14:31,055
Grapes?
- Brings the whole,
like, room together.
421
00:14:31,057 --> 00:14:32,890
What the hell they
doing in the loft?
422
00:14:32,892 --> 00:14:35,893
Cece, um, do ladies have loins?
423
00:14:35,895 --> 00:14:38,629
You know, it's like I've never
looked around this house before.
424
00:14:38,631 --> 00:14:41,065
Skimboards, a boxing glove.
425
00:14:41,067 --> 00:14:43,100
Who in this loft has been
to a single Coachella,
426
00:14:43,102 --> 00:14:44,601
let alone six of them?
427
00:14:44,603 --> 00:14:46,603
Don't tell Cece
that we talked.
428
00:14:46,605 --> 00:14:48,472
She doesn't want me
getting involved.
429
00:14:48,474 --> 00:14:50,107
Of course she does,
she just didn't think
430
00:14:50,109 --> 00:14:51,742
you were
into the idea, okay?
431
00:14:51,744 --> 00:14:53,344
She really values
your opinion.
432
00:14:57,083 --> 00:14:58,782
What if you
guys had a r...
433
00:14:58,784 --> 00:15:00,751
a r-real talk?
434
00:15:00,753 --> 00:15:03,253
You know, outside
of the bar.
435
00:15:03,255 --> 00:15:04,755
All right.
436
00:15:04,757 --> 00:15:07,257
We'll talk, just the two
of us, outside the bar.
437
00:15:07,259 --> 00:15:08,325
I'm proud of you, Nick.
438
00:15:08,327 --> 00:15:10,427
Just make sure
she makes her case
439
00:15:10,429 --> 00:15:12,329
about facts and figures.
440
00:15:12,331 --> 00:15:13,998
And no more of this,
"Come on, Nick,
441
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,499
it tastes so yummy" crap.
442
00:15:15,501 --> 00:15:17,067
New teams!
443
00:15:19,338 --> 00:15:23,474
¶ I want to do something freaky
to you... ¶
444
00:15:23,476 --> 00:15:25,509
¶ ¶
No one can resist
445
00:15:25,511 --> 00:15:27,611
my "Get Frisky" playlist, guys.
446
00:15:27,613 --> 00:15:30,014
Just give in.
447
00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:30,981
Give in.
448
00:15:30,983 --> 00:15:32,282
I support it.
449
00:15:32,284 --> 00:15:35,452
"To whom it may concern."
450
00:15:35,454 --> 00:15:37,154
That's good.
I like that.
451
00:15:37,156 --> 00:15:39,957
Wait a minute, is your e-mail
address owwMeSoErnie@coolidge?
452
00:15:39,959 --> 00:15:41,792
Still?
Yeah, man. Picked it in college.
453
00:15:41,794 --> 00:15:44,862
It's just gonna follow me from
job to job, ISP to ISP.
454
00:15:44,864 --> 00:15:46,864
We've been everywhere
together, brotha.
455
00:15:46,866 --> 00:15:48,699
Never done .org or a .gov.
- Oh.
456
00:15:48,701 --> 00:15:50,300
I would never do that.
- Right.
457
00:15:50,302 --> 00:15:51,368
But every other damn domain.
458
00:15:51,370 --> 00:15:53,170
You can't e-mail a girl like May
459
00:15:53,172 --> 00:15:56,040
from an e-mail address like
owwMeSoErnie.
460
00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:58,976
Although, you did got a job
at a school, so what do I know?
461
00:15:58,978 --> 00:16:02,379
I must really like
this girl, huh?
462
00:16:02,381 --> 00:16:04,381
Okay, it says here,
463
00:16:04,383 --> 00:16:07,017
we need "a murder
of peppercorn," and a...
464
00:16:07,019 --> 00:16:09,386
and "some of that flat
Jew bread"?
465
00:16:09,388 --> 00:16:12,823
Miller family!
466
00:16:12,825 --> 00:16:14,391
Murder is
over there.
467
00:16:16,495 --> 00:16:18,228
(gasps)
468
00:16:18,230 --> 00:16:20,664
¶ ¶
It could be something
really beautiful,
469
00:16:20,666 --> 00:16:22,666
and you-you won't know
unless you try.
470
00:16:22,668 --> 00:16:24,668
Okay! Jess!
471
00:16:24,670 --> 00:16:26,737
You don't have to
trap me in your room.
472
00:16:26,739 --> 00:16:30,841
We will, on a trial basis,
rent a popcorn machine.
473
00:16:30,843 --> 00:16:32,876
Okay?
474
00:16:32,878 --> 00:16:35,179
(sniffing)
475
00:16:35,181 --> 00:16:37,581
Something's wrong
with my Sauce.
476
00:16:37,583 --> 00:16:38,849
My Sauce!
477
00:16:38,851 --> 00:16:41,051
Hey.
478
00:16:41,053 --> 00:16:42,086
Hey.
479
00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:44,521
You...?
- I...
480
00:16:44,523 --> 00:16:45,422
With him?
481
00:16:45,424 --> 00:16:47,524
¶ Good times! ¶
482
00:16:47,526 --> 00:16:49,526
Winston.
483
00:16:49,528 --> 00:16:51,595
Wh-Where'd it go?
484
00:16:52,531 --> 00:16:53,864
How long has this been
unstirred?!
485
00:16:53,866 --> 00:16:55,532
40 seconds. 45 tops.
486
00:16:55,534 --> 00:16:56,834
Is it 40 or 45?
487
00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:02,272
Spider!
(yelling)
488
00:17:02,274 --> 00:17:04,875
Schmidt! Schmidt!
- Whoa!
489
00:17:04,877 --> 00:17:06,543
Come on, man!
- No! Aah!
490
00:17:06,545 --> 00:17:07,878
(yelling)
- Hey! Hey!
491
00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:09,446
Hey, it's gone.
- Get him!
492
00:17:09,448 --> 00:17:11,048
It's gone. It's gone. It's gone.
It can't hurt you.
493
00:17:11,050 --> 00:17:12,382
It can't hurt you.
Where is... where is the body?!
494
00:17:12,384 --> 00:17:14,218
He was headed straight
for The Sauce!
495
00:17:14,220 --> 00:17:16,053
Can you imagine how powerful
that spider would've become
496
00:17:16,055 --> 00:17:17,654
had he entered my Sauce?
497
00:17:19,058 --> 00:17:20,958
Did I break it?
You sent all 15 drafts
498
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:22,726
of my e-mail to May.
499
00:17:22,728 --> 00:17:24,795
She's gonna think I'm crazy.
500
00:17:24,797 --> 00:17:26,063
WINSTON:
Way I see it,
501
00:17:26,065 --> 00:17:27,731
we got two options.
- (sighs)
502
00:17:27,733 --> 00:17:29,566
All right, well, what are
the two options, man?
503
00:17:29,568 --> 00:17:31,435
I mean, you know, just, you
got to just dive in, you know?
504
00:17:31,437 --> 00:17:33,804
No, you don't have any options.
I don't have any options.
505
00:17:33,806 --> 00:17:35,806
Sometimes you don't
have to talk.
I'm really sorry, Coach.
506
00:17:35,808 --> 00:17:37,474
I-I'll make it up to you.
507
00:17:37,476 --> 00:17:40,410
But the good news is,
is we got that spider, huh?
508
00:17:40,412 --> 00:17:42,813
Don't have to worry
about that thing anymore.
509
00:17:44,783 --> 00:17:47,918
What? What are you guys trying
to tell me?
510
00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:49,786
So, it is Schmidt?
511
00:17:49,788 --> 00:17:52,823
Yeah.
512
00:17:57,796 --> 00:18:00,797
I'm sorry I didn't
tell you, but...
No, it's okay. It's okay.
513
00:18:00,799 --> 00:18:02,432
Look, I promise
I won't tell him.
514
00:18:02,434 --> 00:18:03,834
Nobody's gonna tell him.
- Okay.
515
00:18:03,836 --> 00:18:05,335
NICK:
Hey, somebody tell him.
516
00:18:05,337 --> 00:18:07,271
You tell him, but easy.
517
00:18:07,273 --> 00:18:08,939
Tell him.
COACH: I don't want to tell
him, dude. You tell him.
518
00:18:08,941 --> 00:18:10,274
We're all his best
friends. Tell him.
519
00:18:10,276 --> 00:18:11,508
I think I'm pretty good
with it now.
520
00:18:11,510 --> 00:18:12,809
Hey, Schmidt, I...
521
00:18:12,811 --> 00:18:14,011
I mean, spiders and all.
NICK: Tell him!
522
00:18:14,013 --> 00:18:15,279
WINSTON:
I don't want to tell him.
523
00:18:15,281 --> 00:18:16,180
NICK:
Somebody just tell him!
524
00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:18,182
Guys, just tell me.
525
00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:20,150
You're being so
dramatic right now.
You have a spider on your face.
526
00:18:20,152 --> 00:18:21,685
What are you talking about?
527
00:18:25,124 --> 00:18:28,559
(loud, high-pitched screaming)
528
00:18:31,797 --> 00:18:33,497
SCHMIDT (high-pitched scream):
I touched it!
529
00:18:33,499 --> 00:18:34,965
Get it off!
- Okay.
Oh!
530
00:18:34,967 --> 00:18:36,333
Don't touch me!
- (urgent chatter)
531
00:18:36,335 --> 00:18:38,302
Don't touch me!
Get it off! Get it off of me!
532
00:18:38,304 --> 00:18:40,637
Get it away from me!
Get it off!
533
00:18:40,639 --> 00:18:42,005
Get it off!
- Hey, hey, the spider.
534
00:18:42,007 --> 00:18:43,207
Get it off! Don't touch!
535
00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:45,475
Hello.
Don't touch!
Get it off of me!
536
00:18:45,477 --> 00:18:46,977
Get it...!
537
00:18:46,979 --> 00:18:47,878
Schmidt.
538
00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:49,313
Hold still.
- COACH: Aah!
539
00:18:49,315 --> 00:18:51,515
Oh! Oh!
WINSTON:
Oh...
540
00:18:51,517 --> 00:18:52,883
SCHMIDT:
Ah!
541
00:18:53,652 --> 00:18:56,186
What's up now, spider?
542
00:18:56,188 --> 00:18:57,654
Vote Moscato!
543
00:18:57,656 --> 00:19:00,023
(laughing):
Well, it can't hear you.
544
00:19:00,025 --> 00:19:01,825
But, seriously,
vote Moscato.
545
00:19:01,827 --> 00:19:03,660
So, that guy, huh?
546
00:19:03,662 --> 00:19:05,028
Yeah. Can you blame me?
547
00:19:05,030 --> 00:19:06,863
He's perfect.
548
00:19:06,865 --> 00:19:08,332
FAWN: And when is dinner?
Is it, um...?
549
00:19:08,334 --> 00:19:10,167
NICK: The Sauce! Sauce.
The Sauce.
550
00:19:10,169 --> 00:19:12,035
Yeah. 'Cause Fawn's hungry.
COACH: My e-mails.
551
00:19:12,037 --> 00:19:13,837
I'm about to pick you up
with a tissue like you
wouldn't believe!
552
00:19:13,839 --> 00:19:15,172
So, what's the plan?
553
00:19:15,174 --> 00:19:16,540
Jess.
- I'm gonna pick you up
554
00:19:16,542 --> 00:19:17,674
with a tissue so hard!
555
00:19:17,676 --> 00:19:19,009
He's happy.
He has a girlfriend.
556
00:19:19,011 --> 00:19:20,410
SCHMIDT:
Yeah, spi-spider!
557
00:19:20,412 --> 00:19:22,246
I know, but it's you,
558
00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:24,348
and Fawn kind of scares me.
559
00:19:24,350 --> 00:19:27,017
Let this be a warning
to all your other little, uh,
560
00:19:27,019 --> 00:19:29,353
spider friends
hiding out, too.
561
00:19:29,355 --> 00:19:31,421
(Schmidt continues)
I know that would do
anything for anybody,
562
00:19:31,423 --> 00:19:33,890
but right now,
I just need you to...
563
00:19:33,892 --> 00:19:37,194
be there for me and
hold my hand, okay?
564
00:19:37,196 --> 00:19:38,528
That's all.
565
00:19:38,530 --> 00:19:40,364
Little half-insects,
half-lobsters.
566
00:19:40,366 --> 00:19:42,266
Ah...
567
00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:44,601
I really want to do something.
568
00:19:44,603 --> 00:19:47,537
Don't go up the spout if you
can't handle the rain, s-spider!
569
00:19:47,539 --> 00:19:49,072
Okay, well,
you've done it.
570
00:19:49,074 --> 00:19:50,707
The perfect burn
of the dead bug.
571
00:19:50,709 --> 00:19:52,109
Yeah, that's right.
- Now stop.
572
00:19:52,111 --> 00:19:53,610
(quietly): Okay.
573
00:19:54,546 --> 00:19:56,880
The Sauce is
shockingly great.
574
00:19:56,882 --> 00:19:58,215
FAWN:
This tastes
575
00:19:58,217 --> 00:20:02,052
like the inside of a bear,
576
00:20:02,054 --> 00:20:04,621
and that is a compliment,
my friend.
577
00:20:04,623 --> 00:20:05,956
SCHMIDT:
All right.
578
00:20:05,958 --> 00:20:07,491
(phone vibrates)
I... Oh.
579
00:20:08,394 --> 00:20:10,861
Oh. May responded to my e-mails.
580
00:20:12,264 --> 00:20:15,132
"I appreciate how much effort
you put into these.
581
00:20:15,134 --> 00:20:17,067
I'd love to go out."
582
00:20:17,069 --> 00:20:18,101
Hey.
- Great.
583
00:20:18,103 --> 00:20:19,069
All right.
584
00:20:19,071 --> 00:20:20,637
There you go.
- Yeah!
585
00:20:20,639 --> 00:20:21,638
Uh, you're welcome.
586
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:23,507
This is great guys, right?
587
00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:26,076
To Fawn.
- Oh.
588
00:20:26,078 --> 00:20:27,411
SCHMIDT:
A woman who likes me
589
00:20:27,413 --> 00:20:28,912
not in spite,
590
00:20:28,914 --> 00:20:31,415
but because of my flaws.
591
00:20:31,417 --> 00:20:32,482
I do like you.
592
00:20:33,252 --> 00:20:35,052
But I hate your flaws.
593
00:20:35,788 --> 00:20:37,321
And to all my friends.
594
00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:40,490
In the spiderhunt of life...
595
00:20:44,163 --> 00:20:46,129
...I sure am glad
that we're a team of six.
596
00:20:46,131 --> 00:20:47,497
Cheers!
- Hey! Hey!
597
00:20:47,499 --> 00:20:48,465
To those who...
598
00:20:48,467 --> 00:20:49,800
Okay. No, that's good.
599
00:20:49,802 --> 00:20:51,868
And thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
600
00:21:05,851 --> 00:21:06,950
COACH:
All right, here we go.
601
00:21:06,952 --> 00:21:08,852
SCHMIDT: Ow.
Oh.
602
00:21:19,298 --> 00:21:21,698
Yeah, sweep the leg, Johnny.
603
00:21:25,471 --> 00:21:27,137
Ow.
Ah...
604
00:21:27,139 --> 00:21:30,207
Okay. Okay.
605
00:21:31,710 --> 00:21:33,677
COACH: All right.
Get off of me!
606
00:21:33,679 --> 00:21:37,047
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