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Okay, Schmidt, you ready for
your feedback for the week?
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Yes. Uh, let me just pull up
my performance grid.
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First off, thanks for
keeping sex quick.
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You were like a dog
with an ice cream cone,
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and I loved it,
but screaming
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"that's how Schmidty do"
was not ideal.
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Even though that's how
Sch-Schmidty did?
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Well, Schmidty did,
and he did it good,
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but mommy doesn't
want to hear
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how Schmidty's doing.
Note... note taken.
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Okay. Great. Good.
Note taken.
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I feel like I'm watching a porn
set in an HR department.
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You know, Fawn is teaching me
how to be the most effective
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and successful man
and lover I possibly can be.
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Really?
I thought you were fine before.
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When you two were
together? Which time?
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The... the first time
or the third time?
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Because... 'cause you two
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were very off-and-on.
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In a... in a very
confusing way.
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(laughs) I've had sex
with him so many times.
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We have a fun thing
together, don't we?
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Super fun, yeah.
I really enjoy it.
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What is her...
what is it, Cecil?
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What is your name?
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You'll learn it.
Don't worry.
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Fawn's helping me see
that I haven't reached
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my full potential yet.
Well, obviously,
none of you have.
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No, I have. I'm a cop.
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And, as of yesterday,
my mom no longer buys
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my plane tickets, so...
(clicks tongue)
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You need a ten-year plan.
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Are you in a relationship
that's headed towards marriage?
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I am not currently,
but I did go on a date
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with somebody
named Charles last month.
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She was a woman, but she was
named after her uncle.
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Well, Winston has no game.
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Dude took a girl
to a cement plant.
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To see how rocks were made.
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That's not where rocks are made.
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And she loved it,
then she abruptly moved away.
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(groans)
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Work sucked, my friends.
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(nasally voice):
Hear ye, hear ye.
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Milady.
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I dub you Sir Winston
of the Roll of Egg.
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(nasally):
Ah, yes. Yes.
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Who are you in this story?
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I'm the jester.
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I'm not gonna
eat here anymore.
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You'd think that
the school board would want
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to give kids computers,
but no,
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they just want to get reelected
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so they can keep dressing
like Realtors from the 1980s.
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Solid municipal burn, Jessica.
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Fawn...
Councilwoman.
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Councilwoman-- do you think
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you could help me get
some traction with these people?
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Oh, funnily enough, I have
a charity event tomorrow
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with other high-powered
L.A. women.
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I'll put a word in with Yowtz.
Martha Yowtz?
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Yeah.
The lioness of
Los Angeles education?
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Yes.
The straw that stirs
the school board's drink?
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That's right.
That is a woman
I'd like to get to know.
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Is there any way I could come
with you to this event?
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Ah, you know, it's really
a networking thing.
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Well, that's perfect,
'cause I'd love to network her.
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With her. It's "with..."
You network with her.
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Yeah, it's
"network with her,"
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and you don't
really strike me
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as the "networking" type.
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You're more of a "follow
a butterfly around
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for a day" kind of gal.
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Oh, sister, I'm a middle-school
vice principal.
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You think I got this job
without knowing how to network?
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Most likely. Yes.
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I got an office
with a door, bub.
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Pencil me in.
I'll yak with Yowtz.
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The press will be there,
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and I could use a photo with
an educator, so... okay.
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Oh, great.
Oh. Hey.
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Do you still need me
for the photo op?
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I will need you
there, actually.
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I'm trying to become more
accessible on social media.
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Speaking of which, is
there some way you can
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make your skin look
less white in photos?
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People are saying that
you're haunting me.
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I can do that.
Absolutely. 100%.
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Let me just make a note.
Wonderful.
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And, Jess, the event tomorrow
is at a golf course.
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Do you golf?
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Does a bear eat with his hands?
(chuckles)
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I don't know.
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I'll be there.
Great.
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So I say to her, "Water?
I barely even know you."
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Stop talking to me like we're
in the middle of a conversation.
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We just sat down.
All right.
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I hate when you do that.
Okay.
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Winston.
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That is a beautiful
girl right there. Wow.
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Just say something to her.
Yeah, just say something to her.
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Shawty, what that thang do?
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No.
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What was that?
WINSTON: Dude, I think it's
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a nervous tic that stems from
my lack of self-confidence.
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We got to help.
I can't watch this.
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Excuse me, miss? Hi.
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Coach, stop.
Um, this is my
buddy, Winston.
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Um... I don't know what
he's doing with his mouth.
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That's not his
normal smile at all.
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I'm gonna fix that.
If I could just...
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Both sides-- even it out.
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Better.
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I think he likes you.
Oh, yeah?
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Just go talk to her. You got it.
I don't...
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Okay, okay, I'm going.
You got it. You got it.
He's coming.
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He's excited to talk to you.
Hey... My friends.
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(laughter)
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Hello.
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I'm Winston Bishop.
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Winston Bishop. KC.
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KC! Just be like,
"Yo, KC, where JoJo at?"
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(laughs)
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In rehab, probably.
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He's... he was on drugs.
Yeah.
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WINSTON:
Sorry. Um...
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I don't know what
to say right now.
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Uh, kind of
blowing this, huh?
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Uh...
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Um, I think you're
very beautiful, KC,
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and I would like to
see you again soon...
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like, later today for lunch?
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I'd love to.
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Really?
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Here.
Oh.
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I'm gonna put in my number...
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or come with me to this thing
in the park I'm going to now
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and we can grab something after.
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You know, I saw Nick Nolte
in the park once.
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And I was like, "Yo, Nick Nolte,
what you doing in the park?"
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And he was just like,
"I'm just hanging out."
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Yeah, so I thought
that was notable.
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I'm going to a rally
to protest the police.
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Do you want to come?
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Or we could just do lunch.
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Let's do lunch.
Okay.
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Yeah. Nice to...
nice to meet you, KC.
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CECE:
Fawn is none of my business,
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and Schmidt seems
to really like her,
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so whatever happens,
I'm just not getting involved.
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Then why are you on your way
to hang out with him?
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What are you doing?
He said to come over.
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He said it was an emergency.
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What if he does something sexy?
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That's like Gollum
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hanging out with the One Ring.
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It'll be fine.
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Ooh. Hey, Cece,
I'm glad you're here.
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I need you to put bronzer
all over my body.
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None of the guys are here,
and they also refused to do it.
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Um, all over.
I know you're giving me a look,
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but, really, like, all over.
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All the cracks,
the crevices.
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The engine, the caboose,
everything.
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Oh, okay.
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Gripped it and ripped it.
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You da man.
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No, say, "Fawn's the man."
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Fawn's the man.
Fawn's the man.
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Oh, hey, there's Yowtz.
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Woman's got more connections
than a flight
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from Burbank to Sri Lanka.
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Well, then, it's
a good thing
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I bought the
airport neck pillow
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in the gift shop,
because... (chuckles)
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You know what that means.
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I got this.
Okay.
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How the hell are you?
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Jessica Day.
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I need 20 computers
for my school.
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Just met you,
but noted.
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You're up.
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Thanks.
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What? Oh.
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You walk towards the...
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Whoops.
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Oh, dear Lord.
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Why are we putting
this on your body?
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Aren't you gonna be
wearing a shirt?
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Well, you know,
Fawn wants me
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to be prepared
for all scenarios.
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What if somebody
gives birth out there
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and I have to swaddle
the baby in my polo?
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(wry chuckle)
Yeah.
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I've never been under
this kind of scrutiny before.
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I'm having my teeth
shaved by
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a 25th of an inch.
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Fawn thinks that I have
the teeth of an immigrant.
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She says every time
she looks at me,
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all she can see is
Fievel Mouskewitz
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singing "There Are No Cats
in America."
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Those little...
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those little mice Jews.
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I mean, what do you think, Cece?
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You... you like Fawn, right?
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Yeah, I mean,
as-as long as you're happy.
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There you go.
What the hell?
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What?
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Why am I sparkly?
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Sparkly?
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You bought the bronzer
with glitter in it.
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Cece, please,
you gotta help me, Ce...
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Fawn's gonna kill me!
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Okay, just don't get
too expressive. You'll crease!
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So stupid! I feel like
I'm trying to get into
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an 18-and-under club
in Tucson!
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So, yeah, at the rally,
there was this kid
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I know from the
youth center
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who was arrested last week
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because he "fit a description."
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I mean, he's 14-- he doesn't
even fit into his jeans.
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(uncomfortable laughter)
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Yeah.
Anyways...
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enough about me. Let's,
uh, talk about you.
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What do you do?
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What do I do?
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Um... okay.
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Well... what do I do?
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Um...
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Okay, the truth is...
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Hey, man.
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You know them?
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Oh, not personally, no.
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Hey, what's up, Bishop?
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Oh, yeah, I do know them.
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We went to school together.
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See you at work, bud.
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More importantly...
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we work together.
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You're a cop?
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Me?
(laughs)
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A cop? No!
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't...
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No, no, no.
Get that out of your head.
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Uh, what I do is I'm a...
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male stripper.
A stripper?
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That's why they were
wearing the uniforms.
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Yeah, I see where you...
why you would think that. No.
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A surprising amount of day work
for a stripper.
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You know, we just go in there,
we do our routine
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00:08:53,733 --> 00:08:55,299
while they eat
their lunch salads.
252
00:08:55,301 --> 00:08:56,434
Wow.
(laughs)
253
00:08:56,436 --> 00:08:58,636
You just pray nobody
orders soup.
254
00:08:58,638 --> 00:09:01,405
Lost a lot of good men to soup.
255
00:09:01,407 --> 00:09:03,975
(short laugh)
It's hard to gauge temperature
256
00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:07,612
when you're just...
dipping and running.
257
00:09:07,614 --> 00:09:10,848
You'd be surprised what you
could replace a ladle with.
258
00:09:16,456 --> 00:09:18,556
Nice day.
Beautiful.
259
00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:21,659
What happened
to the top of my hat?
260
00:09:21,661 --> 00:09:22,893
You take it?
261
00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:24,662
(laughs)
A little, uh...
262
00:09:24,664 --> 00:09:25,997
little visor humor.
263
00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:27,398
Give me back my hat!
264
00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,599
I'm kidding.
(chuckles)
265
00:09:28,601 --> 00:09:30,301
I wasn't gonna hit you.
266
00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:31,569
I'm just joshing.
267
00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:34,372
Just Joshua, Joshua, joshing...
268
00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,309
Do you ladies want
to join my network?
269
00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:40,344
Uh, you ladies can just
go ahead and play through.
Yeah.
270
00:09:40,346 --> 00:09:42,480
Yeah.
I'll catch up with you later.
271
00:09:42,482 --> 00:09:46,083
Uh, so, how-how do you feel
that the networking is going?
272
00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:47,184
Pretty good.
273
00:09:47,186 --> 00:09:49,453
I would call it,
like, a solid B.
274
00:09:49,455 --> 00:09:50,788
It's a cruise ship disaster.
275
00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:52,657
Look, Jess, if you
want those computers,
276
00:09:52,659 --> 00:09:54,959
we have a lot of work to do
and not a lot of time to do it.
277
00:09:54,961 --> 00:09:56,093
Shake my hand.
278
00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:57,261
Gross.
279
00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:58,663
What is your name?
280
00:09:58,665 --> 00:09:59,864
Jess?
281
00:09:59,866 --> 00:10:01,165
You have the confidence
of a child
282
00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:02,667
that was raised in a basement.
283
00:10:02,669 --> 00:10:04,969
Say it with pride,
and include your job title
284
00:10:04,971 --> 00:10:06,671
like it's the second half
of your name.
285
00:10:06,673 --> 00:10:09,040
Like this--
Fawn Moscato, City Council.
286
00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:10,374
Jessica Day, Vice Principal!
287
00:10:10,376 --> 00:10:12,176
How the heck are you?
288
00:10:12,178 --> 00:10:13,978
DAWN:
Lighten it up with a quick joke
whenever possible.
289
00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:15,346
Nice shoes.
290
00:10:15,348 --> 00:10:16,981
Look like you chopped off
Big Bird's feet,
291
00:10:16,983 --> 00:10:19,016
you murderer.
(laughs)
292
00:10:19,018 --> 00:10:20,818
FAWN:
And try not to make jokes
about murdering
293
00:10:20,820 --> 00:10:22,787
Sesame Street puppets
if you can.
294
00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,622
JESS: Good note.
FAWN: Now, tell me--
295
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:25,456
are you wearing underwear?
296
00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,558
Oh, yeah. Big-time.
297
00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:29,960
Lose them.
I never wear underwear
298
00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:31,495
in networking scenarios.
299
00:10:31,497 --> 00:10:33,564
Gives you a secret; an edge.
300
00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:34,899
Besides, I firmly believe
301
00:10:34,901 --> 00:10:37,368
that power emanates
from the vagina.
302
00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:39,203
So, why block it?
303
00:10:39,205 --> 00:10:42,039
It's not the only
thing that emanates.
304
00:10:42,041 --> 00:10:44,041
What does that mean?
305
00:10:44,043 --> 00:10:46,010
(quietly):
Other stuff.
306
00:10:46,012 --> 00:10:48,345
So I said, "Tammy,
are we playing golf,
307
00:10:48,347 --> 00:10:49,880
or are we making sand castles?"
308
00:10:49,882 --> 00:10:51,849
(laughter)
309
00:10:51,851 --> 00:10:53,684
Tammy is the worst.
310
00:10:53,686 --> 00:10:56,087
She told my kid to shut up once.
I nearly punched her.
311
00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:58,255
I don't want to start talking
business while we still
312
00:10:58,257 --> 00:10:59,990
have a whole tournament
to play, but...
313
00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:02,393
I'd love to connect about
your ideas in the clubhouse.
314
00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:04,195
Let's meet up there
when we're all done.
315
00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:05,763
Great. I'll see you
in there, Marty.
316
00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:07,264
May I call you Marty?
317
00:11:07,266 --> 00:11:08,399
Oh, I'd prefer it.
318
00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:09,667
(laughs)
319
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,068
The clubhouse?
320
00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:12,670
That is where you
close the deal.
321
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,271
You are in, my friend.
322
00:11:14,273 --> 00:11:16,073
Now, let's finish
up this game.
323
00:11:16,075 --> 00:11:18,175
No problem.
324
00:11:32,959 --> 00:11:35,226
Write a six and let's go.
They should start putting
325
00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:36,961
GPS in golf balls,
am I right?
326
00:11:36,963 --> 00:11:39,430
We already got lapped by Sue Kim
327
00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:42,600
from the Korean Women's League,
and she's 100.
328
00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:45,803
Jess, she is literally
100 years old.
329
00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:49,473
And I'm... I'll tell you what--
not a young 100.
330
00:11:49,475 --> 00:11:51,442
Martha doesn't strike me
as the type of person
331
00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:53,277
who gives computers
to cheaters.
332
00:11:53,279 --> 00:11:57,248
You really don't understand
how networking works.
333
00:11:57,250 --> 00:12:00,217
The computers are just
the thing you talk about
334
00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:02,119
when you're really talking about
335
00:12:02,121 --> 00:12:04,488
how to help each other
become more powerful.
336
00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:06,791
Just like the money
for this golf thing-- it doesn't
337
00:12:06,793 --> 00:12:09,994
go to charity. It just pays
for the event where we network.
338
00:12:09,996 --> 00:12:11,695
Isn't that cool?
339
00:12:12,799 --> 00:12:14,431
Yay, America!
340
00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:17,968
Were the computers
ever really on the table?
341
00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:19,603
You're still talking
about the computers?
342
00:12:19,605 --> 00:12:22,907
Okay. Uh, no. No.
No money for computers.
343
00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:25,009
I should've never listened
to you. I also should have
344
00:12:25,011 --> 00:12:27,478
never removed my underwear,
because now it's drafty
345
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,680
and I feel vulnerable
to wildlife.
346
00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:31,182
Are your underwear sticking out
of your pocket?
347
00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:32,483
Are those boys' underwear?
348
00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:34,985
They're unisex.
None of your business.
349
00:12:34,987 --> 00:12:37,321
Look, will you forget the ball?
Or none of these women
350
00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:39,456
are ever going to invite you
to play golf again.
351
00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:42,526
Well, I don't want to play
golf with these women again.
352
00:12:42,528 --> 00:12:44,295
I don't want any part of this.
353
00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:45,596
If I can't have
the computers,
354
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,531
I will...
I will stay here
355
00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:49,466
and I will play a
clean game of golf.
356
00:12:49,468 --> 00:12:52,670
Now, if you'll excuse me, Fawn,
I need to go find my ball.
357
00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:54,371
Like an honest person.
358
00:12:54,373 --> 00:12:55,539
Okay.
359
00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:57,374
Oh, look-- it's a baby bird.
360
00:12:57,376 --> 00:12:58,776
No, it's a dead baby bird.
361
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:01,712
I need to move on
before I get emotional.
362
00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:03,480
Can't believe I didn't
tell her I was a cop.
363
00:13:03,482 --> 00:13:06,650
With everything that's
been going on, I just...
364
00:13:06,652 --> 00:13:08,285
I feel like she
wouldn't respect me.
365
00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:11,055
You want to know what I think?
No, Nick, I don't.
366
00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:12,890
This is something
you can't understand.
367
00:13:12,892 --> 00:13:15,159
Because I'm not black?
Uh...
368
00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:17,695
What, because I don't work for
NASA, I can't fix a rocket ship?
369
00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:19,663
If you don't work at
NASA, they're not gonna
370
00:13:19,665 --> 00:13:21,999
just let you walk off the
street and fix a rocket ship.
371
00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:24,034
You're missing my point.
Besides, you lost your
right to talk to me
372
00:13:24,036 --> 00:13:26,070
about race during
the O.J. trial.
373
00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:27,571
...is in the white Bronco...
374
00:13:27,573 --> 00:13:29,707
Why does it have to
be a "white" Bronco?
375
00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:32,509
Why not just a Bronco?
376
00:13:32,511 --> 00:13:34,044
I can talk to you about this.
377
00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:35,579
I mean, we grew up together.
378
00:13:35,581 --> 00:13:38,582
We went to the same schools,
we watched the same shows,
379
00:13:38,584 --> 00:13:40,084
we listened
to the same records.
380
00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:42,586
Your mother got a mouth
on the back of her neck,
381
00:13:42,588 --> 00:13:46,557
and bitch chew like this.
(grunts, laughs)
382
00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:48,826
Hercules.
383
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,928
Was that your Eddie Murphy?
That's Eddie Murphy.
384
00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:53,063
That was so bad, it
wasn't even offensive.
385
00:13:53,065 --> 00:13:54,231
I said "Hercules,"
and everyone
386
00:13:54,233 --> 00:13:55,499
associates that
with Eddie Murphy.
387
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:56,767
Whenever you do
your impressions,
388
00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:58,168
it makes me super
uncomfortable.
389
00:13:58,170 --> 00:13:59,603
Fine. You know what?
You want to do this?
390
00:13:59,605 --> 00:14:01,438
You and me are gonna
get weird about race?
391
00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:03,040
Do your Seinfeld.
Come... Nick, that's not...
392
00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:05,442
Do your Seinfeld.
What's the deal with bananas?
393
00:14:05,444 --> 00:14:07,344
I mean, they got
orange juice,
394
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:10,581
you got apple juice,
where's the banana juice?
395
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:13,918
(laughs):
I never thought of that.
396
00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:15,252
Ah, boy.
397
00:14:15,254 --> 00:14:17,855
'Cause you got orange juice,
you...
398
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:21,458
I love you,
but you're white, I'm black.
399
00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:23,093
I understand
where she's coming from.
400
00:14:23,095 --> 00:14:25,596
When I was a kid,
we used to run from the police.
401
00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:28,098
Even if we did nothing wrong,
it was just out of habit.
402
00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:30,034
Why haven't you ever told me?
403
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:32,703
COACH:
'Cause you'll never get it.
404
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,939
How long have you
been standing there?
405
00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:36,974
Uh, right around, "Your mama
got a mouth on the back
406
00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:38,742
of her neck,
and the bitch chew like this."
407
00:14:38,744 --> 00:14:40,244
Now, that's Eddie!
I don't see the difference.
408
00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:42,046
(laughs):
Hercules! Hercules! Hercules!
409
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,547
He's doing the laugh!
That's what I was doing.
410
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,716
(imitating Eddie Murphy's laugh)
411
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,117
Stop, Nick.
412
00:14:47,119 --> 00:14:48,819
I honestly don't
see the difference.
413
00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:50,387
As the only other black man
in this loft,
414
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:51,588
I feel like I should weigh in.
415
00:14:51,590 --> 00:14:52,556
This issue
416
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:53,891
really hits home with me,
417
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,592
and I feel like
I have a lot of thoughts
418
00:14:55,594 --> 00:14:57,394
and ideas that I need
to get off my chest.
419
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:58,929
Thank you, Coach.
But I'm hungry.
420
00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:00,497
Man.
I skipped breakfast,
and lunch
421
00:15:00,499 --> 00:15:01,665
is gonna be dumb as hell.
422
00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:03,500
¶ Race talk snacks ¶
423
00:15:03,502 --> 00:15:05,803
¶ Race talk snacks,
gotta get me ¶
424
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:07,338
¶ Some race talk snacks ¶
425
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:10,407
¶ Gonna be super
uncomfortable! ¶
426
00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:11,809
So, KC...
Shh...
427
00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:13,010
I just feel like...
Can't-can't weigh in.
428
00:15:13,012 --> 00:15:14,745
I know, but I...
Can't weigh in.
429
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,747
I do have something I want
to say that's not a race...
430
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,182
Shh, don't.
431
00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:19,350
I know what I'm gonna do.
432
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:21,618
I'm gonna tell her the truth.
433
00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:23,520
I'm a good guy;
that's all that matters.
434
00:15:23,522 --> 00:15:25,656
That's what I was gonna say.
I want to make this...
No, no, no.
435
00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:26,957
Shut it down, Nick.
436
00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:28,359
Your mother got a mouth
437
00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:30,427
on the back of her neck,
and she chews like this.
438
00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:31,929
Murphy, Murphy, Murphy.
439
00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:35,032
So the good news is
you can't see
440
00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:36,467
the glitter anymore.
Great.
441
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:37,701
Well, what's the bad news?
442
00:15:37,703 --> 00:15:39,103
You look like,
443
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:41,872
um... can't exactly
put my finger on it.
444
00:15:45,644 --> 00:15:48,212
I look like the dead body
the police pull out of a lake.
445
00:15:48,214 --> 00:15:50,280
That's how you describe it;
you look dead.
446
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:51,615
I don't want to look like
a dead boy.
447
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:52,950
I want to look like
a living boy.
448
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,218
Why are you calling yourself
a boy?
449
00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:55,452
Because I'm freaking out!
450
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:56,487
(phone chiming)
Freaking...
451
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:57,721
Freaking out. Oh, no.
452
00:15:58,657 --> 00:16:00,057
It's-it's Fawn.
453
00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:02,793
(sighs)
454
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,795
Hey, Faw... hey, Fawn.
455
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:09,566
What the Jewish God
did you do?
456
00:16:09,568 --> 00:16:10,901
In an attempt to look
less ghost-like,
457
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:12,469
I put on some bronzer,
but the bronzer
458
00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:13,837
had glitter in it, and now...
459
00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:16,473
You look like a wood carving
of yourself.
460
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:18,709
The press is here.
461
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:21,812
And single women have proven
to be less appealing to voters.
462
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,881
Fix it and get here now.
463
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:26,350
I am Fawn Moscato, and I will
not miss a photo opportunity!
464
00:16:26,352 --> 00:16:27,351
Faw... Oh.
465
00:16:27,353 --> 00:16:28,819
Fawn?
466
00:16:29,555 --> 00:16:30,521
How about a fake beard?
467
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:31,588
Get some double-sided tape,
468
00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:33,057
we can shave Winston's cat...
469
00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:34,358
Okay, you know what, enough.
470
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:35,692
I cannot just stand here
and watch Fawn
471
00:16:35,694 --> 00:16:37,161
treat you like
she's your pageant mom.
472
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:39,196
She needs to accept you
exactly how you are,
473
00:16:39,198 --> 00:16:41,165
or you need to find
somebody that will.
474
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:44,068
'Cause I think you
are fine as is.
475
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:50,574
Damn it.
476
00:16:50,576 --> 00:16:52,276
You know what, you're right.
I'm gonna go talk to her.
477
00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:55,012
Can you drive though? I want
to fix my makeup in the car.
478
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,880
For me, not for her.
479
00:16:56,882 --> 00:16:59,049
I don't want to
scare anybody. Ugh.
480
00:16:59,051 --> 00:17:01,418
I think I'm drunk
from the face fumes.
481
00:17:04,623 --> 00:17:06,423
I've never seen
so many strokes taken
482
00:17:06,425 --> 00:17:08,392
on a single hole
in all of my life.
483
00:17:08,394 --> 00:17:10,294
This has got to be
some kind of record.
484
00:17:10,296 --> 00:17:11,595
Do you care to comment?
485
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:14,865
Hey!
486
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,800
Not bad! Look at her go!
487
00:17:16,802 --> 00:17:18,869
The hole's behind you.
488
00:17:20,272 --> 00:17:22,206
Thanks, Marty.
489
00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:27,411
172!
490
00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:30,247
Par was five.
I know, Marty.
491
00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:31,748
You're the worst golfer
I've ever seen.
492
00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:33,750
Look, I don't care
if I look stupid.
493
00:17:33,752 --> 00:17:35,419
I didn't come here
to climb the ladder.
494
00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:36,954
The only reason why I came here
495
00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:39,156
was to get computers
for my students.
496
00:17:39,158 --> 00:17:42,593
And that's the only reason
why I came: for the school.
497
00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:43,961
I respect that.
498
00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:45,729
I'll get you
those computers.
499
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:47,564
Really?!
Yes, I will.
500
00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:50,934
In 2018, when the district
is fiscally solvent.
501
00:17:50,936 --> 00:17:53,537
I'll... take that as a victory.
502
00:17:57,109 --> 00:18:00,077
I support Vice Principal Day.
503
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,812
It is education
504
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:04,148
that will bring water
back to this city
505
00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:06,583
and will rebuild
the middle class...
506
00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:07,784
Don't let me
back down.
507
00:18:07,786 --> 00:18:09,253
Don't worry, I will not.
508
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:11,188
You look...
so crazy right now.
509
00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:13,157
You look like a doll boy.
A doll man.
510
00:18:13,159 --> 00:18:14,791
I'm a d...
I'm a doll man.
511
00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:16,760
A doll man who's about
to get his dignity back.
512
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:17,928
Let's beat China!
513
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:20,097
I'm Fawn Moscato!
(chuckles)
514
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,498
Oh!
515
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:24,535
(crowd cheers)
Oh.
516
00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:26,203
(laughs):
I can't believe it.
517
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:29,173
Now, this ball is a symbol...
518
00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:30,140
(crowd gasps)
519
00:18:30,142 --> 00:18:31,175
...of the unity...
520
00:18:31,177 --> 00:18:32,809
MAN:
Wow!
521
00:18:32,811 --> 00:18:34,511
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!
522
00:18:34,513 --> 00:18:36,480
Fawn, Fawn, Fawn, Fawn,
Fawn, Fawn, Fawn.
523
00:18:36,482 --> 00:18:39,049
What? What's going on?
You're not wearing any, uh...
524
00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:41,084
Each one's like a snowflake.
525
00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:49,126
What do you mean there's a meme?
526
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,727
It speaks?
527
00:18:50,729 --> 00:18:53,030
Well, what does it say?
528
00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:55,866
Oh, well, that is just crass.
529
00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:58,969
Yes, I know I wanted
a more accessible Web pr...
530
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,904
Will you stop laughing, Lou?
531
00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:02,172
You're a father!
532
00:19:02,174 --> 00:19:04,474
You're my father!
533
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:06,243
(gasps)
534
00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:07,477
Oh, no, no, it's...
535
00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:09,046
it's carpet cleaner.
536
00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:10,814
You know, I thought I'd take
it right down to the base.
537
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,916
I'll probably have to regrow
some skin, but it's all right.
538
00:19:12,918 --> 00:19:14,718
It's okay, Schmidt.
539
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:17,321
Look, I understand if you want
to break up with me.
540
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:18,755
I'm a laughingstock,
541
00:19:18,757 --> 00:19:21,491
and you shouldn't be associated
with my brand.
542
00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:23,860
Which is tainted.
543
00:19:23,862 --> 00:19:25,395
An unfortunate choice of words.
544
00:19:25,397 --> 00:19:29,066
So, what was it you wanted
to say to me?
545
00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:33,203
Fawn, I don't want to
break up with you.
546
00:19:33,205 --> 00:19:36,173
I like you just the
way that you are.
547
00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:42,379
No offense, but you're
terrifying to look at,
548
00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:44,581
and you smell like
a chemical fire.
549
00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:46,717
Taint that the truth?
550
00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,952
Yeah.
Did you see what
I did there?
551
00:19:48,954 --> 00:19:51,255
I just...'Cause you did
it, then I...
It was too...
too soon. It's too soon.
552
00:19:51,257 --> 00:19:53,624
I wanted you to feel good
about when you said it though.
Okay.
553
00:19:58,764 --> 00:20:00,264
KC?
554
00:20:03,235 --> 00:20:04,568
So...
555
00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:08,505
um... this is the real me.
556
00:20:10,276 --> 00:20:12,442
I'm proud of what
I do, I really am.
557
00:20:12,444 --> 00:20:14,311
I work with a lot
of great people,
558
00:20:14,313 --> 00:20:16,380
and I want to be
one of them.
559
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:18,148
Plus, if there are
ever Ghostbusters,
560
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:20,684
I know they're gonna recruit
from law enforcement first.
561
00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:23,420
I know you're mad at me.
562
00:20:23,422 --> 00:20:26,823
I just came to say that.
563
00:20:26,825 --> 00:20:29,326
I'm not mad
that you're a cop.
564
00:20:29,328 --> 00:20:30,727
I'm mad that you lied.
565
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:32,562
Well, tell you what,
566
00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:36,066
uh, is there any way I
could take you out again
567
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,468
and, you know, uh,
be so honest with you
568
00:20:38,470 --> 00:20:40,570
that it scares the
hell out of you?
569
00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:43,407
I don't know.
570
00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:47,411
That uniform is kind of
distracting, isn't it?
571
00:20:48,314 --> 00:20:51,248
Maybe you should... take it off.
572
00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:56,853
(laughs)
573
00:20:56,855 --> 00:20:58,588
You lied and said
you were a stripper;
574
00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:00,424
it seems like
the fair thing to do.
575
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:01,692
(dance music playing)
576
00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:03,126
Just in front of
all these people?
577
00:21:03,128 --> 00:21:04,861
In front of
your colleagues?
(man whoops)
578
00:21:04,863 --> 00:21:06,530
Oh, okay. I hear
some "whoos!"
579
00:21:06,532 --> 00:21:07,864
(whoops)
580
00:21:07,866 --> 00:21:09,533
You ain't got
no Ginuwine or nothing?
581
00:21:09,535 --> 00:21:12,336
Seriously though,
I'm... I'm...
582
00:21:12,338 --> 00:21:14,204
I really am a police officer.
It's...
583
00:21:14,206 --> 00:21:16,940
I can't really be here
stripping for... you!
584
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,208
(whoops)
585
00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:20,310
It's a clip-on, ladies.
586
00:21:20,312 --> 00:21:22,346
And it's on the ground.
Here we go.
587
00:21:22,348 --> 00:21:25,882
Uh-huh, I want y'all to
get y'all ones ready.
588
00:21:25,884 --> 00:21:27,984
I wear my underwear
two sizes too big.
589
00:21:27,986 --> 00:21:29,519
(laughing)
590
00:21:29,521 --> 00:21:30,620
(grunts, mutters)
591
00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:32,322
This is a... this is a thing.
592
00:21:32,324 --> 00:21:34,858
This is a thing I got to do
in order to get my belt off.
593
00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:37,127
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