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There he is.

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Mr. New York. Mr. Broadway.

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Happy last day.

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- I made you this.
- Aw.

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It's a bunch of pictures of you.

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Well, I had to take the
necessary precautions,

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because the last time you
left, you forgot who I was.

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You called me Jebecca.

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Well, thank you so much,
Jess. I really like it.

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- Cool.
- Yeah.

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Well, that's a kick in the shins.

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Look, nothing personal, but,
you know, I've moved a lot,

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so I have this system that I use.

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Duffel bag full of essentials only.

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And... one Jess cube.

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You can't get rid of me.

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Look, Jess, when I move, I
make a clean break, okay?

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I'm not going to get all sentimental.

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And you promised you
wouldn't make a big deal.

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No, you're right, you're right.
I promised you I wouldn't.

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- You did.
- But...

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what about everyone else?

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Showtime!

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Hit it, Schmidt!

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Huh?

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Oh. ("New York, New York" plays)

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Nick, where's your Donald Trump wig?

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- It's here.
- JESS: Ugh.

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This was not my vision.

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I specifically said "dazzle."

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You said "razzle-dazzle," and we said,

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"We don't want to do that."

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Yeah, we told you this is
not what he would want.

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This isn't how men say good-bye.

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(imitating Don Pardo): Live from
New York, it's Coach's good-bye!

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♪ Start spreading the news... ♪

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Yeah, show's over.

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We ain't doing this?

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♪ I'm leaving today ♪

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♪ I want to... ♪

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COACH: <i>The system works.</i>

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Remember, essentials only.

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It's not just for packing;
it's a way of life.

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You want to move forward, you
got to get rid of the past.

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That means throw out all your junk...

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- Right...
- Emotional junk, actual junk.

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Got to make a clean break.

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Clean break. That's right.

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You're blowing my mind right now, Coach.

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- Doesn't even mean anything.
- Or does it mean everything?

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JESS: I cannot believe you're

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all buying into Coach's crazy system.

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You guys have fun with your clean break.

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I'm gonna go to my room, and I guess

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I'll have to cancel the horse and carriage

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that I hired to take you to the airport.

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May and I are driving.

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JESS: You are now.

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You guys sure you're up for this?

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I am ready for this. I'm single again.

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I'm a new man. I'm leaving the past behind.

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NICK: I want to get rid of my stuff,

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but all my stuff is really, really good,

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and I just can't get rid of it.

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It's not, and you have to.

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Everything you own is trash.

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You're basically a hoarder.

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Not true.

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Everything has meaning.

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Everything is connected to something else.

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You need to be hard on yourself, okay?

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- Now, take this box and fill it up.
- Okay...

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- Think I can do it?
- Absolutely.

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Okay. I'm gonna get hard and fix myself.

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- What?
- That's not... No.

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That's... I didn't... No.

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Oh, here we go.

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The Regis Philbin crepe pan.

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Come on, Coach. You can't give this away.

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Remember February 2014?

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Or, as we like to call it,

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- Crepe History Month.
- Crepe History Month.

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WINSTON: <i>It was a hot winter's night.</i>

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<i>We were drunk, but our
judgment was on point.</i>

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REGIS PHILBIN (over TV):
You hear that sizzle?

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Let that sizzle speak!

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Those pancakes are paper-thin.

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There's only three left, so act fast.

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This crepe pan... is a knockout!

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- Coach, we got to act fast.
- We got to act fast.

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- We got to act fast!
- They're so thin!

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(both yelling)

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You got to take the Rege,
at least for the memories.

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- The Rege, man.
- The Rege!

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- You know, I can't get rid of the Rege.
- Can't get rid of the...

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Psych!

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I'm getting rid of the Rege.

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Memories are nonessential, all right?

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That's what makes the system work.

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I found an ant farm full of candy wrappers.

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Is this essential?

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Like, really, what do you think?

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Hmm? I need you to get harder, Nick.

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Can you get harder for me?

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- What?
- Do you need me to get hard with you?

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I feel like you're not...

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meaning to say what you're saying.

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Talking about cleaning up.

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Schmidt, I think you forgot about this box.

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Oh, oh, that's cool. Thanks, man.

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- I appreciate it.
- Oh... you got a Cece box.

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So what? It's not like everybody

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hasn't seen your Phylicia Rashad box.

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- No, you hav... You have?
- Birthday card...

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Don't... please don't go in
the Cece box. Don't do...

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a crude drawing of...

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you and Cece and your mixed-race child.

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Yes, I painted that.

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Ooh, five dollars! Come to daddy.

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This five dollars belongs in the box.

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It's from the night that I first met Cece.

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Looks like it's finally
just the two of us, huh?

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Oh, God, you're about to say
something stupid, aren't you?

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Yeah.

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Girl...

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And then I said something stupid, and Cece

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made me put money in the douche bag jar.

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What'd you say? You say you can flex

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- your butt cheeks like pecs?
- I bet you were all like,

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"You're making my dong go crazy!"

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WINSTON: I bet he said
something chauvinistic...

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(laughs) ...that comes from insecurity

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but ultimately leads
to something endearing.

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You know, it doesn't matter what I said.

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- Nonessential, right?
- Exactly.

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So, good-bye, Cece.

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May some poor street urchin

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with a perfect 34-D

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enjoy the sports bra
that you left in my car.

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WINSTON: We got to tell Schmidt

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that Cece is in love with him.

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Right now, he is out there

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throwing away all of his Cece mementos,

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acting like he's just going to move on.

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Jess, I cannot watch this
when I know what I know.

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- I know.
- We got to tell him.

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I promised her I wouldn't get involved.

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I always meddle. I've learned my lesson.

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She's trying to get Schmidt
out of her system,

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and we have to support her,

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even if it means letting
her climb a mountain

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with no prior knowledge or experience.

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Yeah, but does she know that
Schmidt and Fawn broke up?

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Is she getting our voice mails?

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I don't know. She hasn't called me back.

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Maybe there's no reception
on the top of Mount Shasta.

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(snaps fingers) We try again.

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- Hey, Cece, it's Je...
- Hey, yo, Ceec, what up, fam?

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It's your girl Winston,
aka Winnie the Bish,

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aka-ak-aka Brown Lightning.

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Schmidt dropped Fawn
like a bad habit, okay,

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so ain't nobody riding shotgun.

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So you better get on
while the getting is good.

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You got it?

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I hate that you're so good at this.

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I was so nervous.

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Look at all this crap.

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Look at this.

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"Associated Strategies."

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"Ass Strat." What a joke.

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More like "Butt Strat."
This place is total butt.

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Hey, Jess, it's our sex mug.

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- What?
- What?

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Oh... nothing.

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It's just a mug that Nick
and I used for sex.

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- Oh, gross. Like, in it?
- Ew! What?

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No. No, we used it when we were dating.

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It was hard to find times

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to be intimate with everyone around,

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so we needed to come up with a code.

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Just a way to let each other
know we were aroused

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without arousing suspicion.

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That's wordplay.

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It's also a free writing lesson.

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JESS: When one of us

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left the mug on the entryway table...

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"Ass" out meant it was time to...

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- Make love...
- Bone.

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Yeah, make love.

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We're getting rid of this
thing... especially since

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you guys aren't using it anymore, right?

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- NICK and JESS: Right.
- Wrong.

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I, Winston L'Andre Bishop,

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saw that very mug on
this very hallway table

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just last week...

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"Ass" very out.

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Ooh...!

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JESS: Winston, that mug hasn't seen

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any action in over a year.

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You're off your rocker.

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If I were off my rocker,

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would I take a weekly selfie with my cat?

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Oh, Winston.

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You see, just last week,
I took this selfie with...

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(chuckling): Wait, not that one.

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(Winston laughing)

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That's crazy. Not that one.
I forgot I had this one.

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This selfie,

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in front of that table.

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Sex mug. Question is, who put the mug out?

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All right, let's not play the "who
put the mug out" game.

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We should be focusing on Coach.

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I saw you checking out
Jess's butt last week.

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- No.
- Yes, she was wearing the "look at me" skirt.

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- All right, well, let's not try to...
- My money's on Jess.

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- Wait.
- She hasn't had sex since Ryan,

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and desperate times call for Nick Miller.

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Is the "look at me" skirt the green one?

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- Hey. Do not change the subject.
- You are implicating yourself

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by changing the subject like that.

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Hey!

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I put the mug out.

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Okay? And, actually, nothing happened,

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and I regret nothing.

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Now, I'm going to my room,

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and I'm considering
throwing out my sunglasses.

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So long, old friend.

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(sighs)

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Just doesn't feel right.

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(chuckles): Welcome back, old friend.

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(knocks) Hey.

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Got a second?

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Jess, we don't have to talk about it.

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Obviously, I was the one
who put the mug out,

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so I wanted to thank you
for covering for me.

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- No problem.
- Obviously, we're broken up,

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and it was... a moment of weakness.

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I didn't even know you
put it out; I didn't see it.

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- Oh!
- No harm, no foul.

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- Well...
- We didn't bone.

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No bone, no phone home.

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- Great. So we're cool.
- I'm cool if you're cool.

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Fanterstic.

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I'm going to knit a scarf for Coach.

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- I'm sure he'll love it.
- Okay, bye.

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- Thanks for the chat.
- Sayonara.

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Hey, Nick, uh, do you want

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to know why I put the mug out?

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- We're cool!
- We're cool.

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- Go knit that scarf.
- Right.

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(door closes)

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(whispers): Okay.

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No, no, no! Cece!

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I want it back! I want it back!

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Pop, pop, little bubble!

256
00:08:46,140 --> 00:08:48,270
Let that sizzle speak.

257
00:08:48,270 --> 00:08:50,340
It's time to flip. Care to do the honors?

258
00:08:50,340 --> 00:08:51,540
Ah, sure, man. That'd be cool.

259
00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:55,340
Rude.

260
00:08:55,340 --> 00:08:57,610
Winston, you're not gonna trick
me into taking the stupid pan.

261
00:08:57,610 --> 00:08:59,440
It stays behind... that's the system!

262
00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:01,140
Clean break.

263
00:09:01,140 --> 00:09:02,570
You know what, fine, Coach,
don't take it with you.

264
00:09:02,570 --> 00:09:03,970
Leave everything behind.

265
00:09:03,970 --> 00:09:05,440
Try not to remember anyone.

266
00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:07,610
We are nonessential.

267
00:09:07,610 --> 00:09:09,410
Message received.

268
00:09:11,970 --> 00:09:14,310
Nah, Coach, I don't think so.

269
00:09:14,310 --> 00:09:16,740
Because this crepe belongs

270
00:09:16,740 --> 00:09:19,440
in the belly of someone with a heart.

271
00:09:25,110 --> 00:09:27,140
(sighs)

272
00:09:28,210 --> 00:09:29,310
Damn it!

273
00:09:30,310 --> 00:09:31,410
Ouch!

274
00:09:32,470 --> 00:09:33,510
(groans)

275
00:09:37,470 --> 00:09:38,580
Why are you so secure?

276
00:09:38,700 --> 00:09:40,610
You're filled with things
that nobody wants!

277
00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:45,970
Oh. Thank God.

278
00:09:45,970 --> 00:09:47,410
Hey, how are you?

279
00:09:47,410 --> 00:09:49,140
I dropped something in the
bin, and I need it back.

280
00:09:49,140 --> 00:09:50,510
You Jewish?

281
00:09:57,670 --> 00:10:00,640
I just need a bo... I just need a box.

282
00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:02,470
I just can't part with you.

283
00:10:02,470 --> 00:10:04,970
- Okay, I'll tell you what happened.
- You knit fast.

284
00:10:04,970 --> 00:10:08,140
Winston had fallen asleep
polishing his candelabra.

285
00:10:08,140 --> 00:10:10,170
I had just opened a bottle of pink wine,

286
00:10:10,170 --> 00:10:12,040
- and then you showed up.
- NICK: Oh, hey.

287
00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:13,440
Just working out.

288
00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:15,010
Got to sweep the temple.

289
00:10:16,170 --> 00:10:18,170
♪ ♪

290
00:10:21,070 --> 00:10:25,340
(groaning, growling)

291
00:10:26,670 --> 00:10:28,740
Damn...

292
00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:33,010
So, see, it wasn't my fault.

293
00:10:33,010 --> 00:10:35,010
In your defense, I've been
working on my body,

294
00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:37,010
doing my burpees, and it shows.

295
00:10:38,370 --> 00:10:40,540
(knees crackling)

296
00:10:46,340 --> 00:10:48,340
(knees crackle)

297
00:10:48,340 --> 00:10:50,240
(winded): I'm not gonna do that again.

298
00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:52,040
- Nick...
- Warrior pose!

299
00:10:53,610 --> 00:10:56,610
Nick, is there anything that I do

300
00:10:56,610 --> 00:11:00,610
that makes you think about
putting the mug out?

301
00:11:03,740 --> 00:11:05,740
No, I-I can't think of anything.

302
00:11:07,740 --> 00:11:09,610
Right.

303
00:11:09,610 --> 00:11:11,710
It's just not the way that
this old brain works.

304
00:11:11,710 --> 00:11:13,370
Clean break.

305
00:11:13,370 --> 00:11:15,710
Great. Clean break. I agree.

306
00:11:15,710 --> 00:11:17,970
Jess, hold on. Hey,
hey... H-How is that...?

307
00:11:18,710 --> 00:11:20,710
Jess, wait!

308
00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:24,610
Yeah, I'm stuck.

309
00:11:27,010 --> 00:11:27,920
Well, we seem to be

310
00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:29,110
in a bit of a conundrum.

311
00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:30,740
How do I know this is your box?

312
00:11:30,860 --> 00:11:33,110
Do you have any identification, "Cece"?

313
00:11:33,110 --> 00:11:35,010
Cece's my ex-girlfriend;
it's a box of her things.

314
00:11:35,010 --> 00:11:36,970
But I can tell you
everything that's in there.

315
00:11:36,970 --> 00:11:38,710
There's some paintings, erotic writings,

316
00:11:38,710 --> 00:11:39,710
there's a brassiere.

317
00:11:39,710 --> 00:11:41,410
Why would you have her brassiere?

318
00:11:41,410 --> 00:11:43,240
Well, you know, she left
it in my car, and I kept it.

319
00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:44,740
She never asked for it back?

320
00:11:44,740 --> 00:11:48,410
Okay, um, Wally, look,
it's a box of memories.

321
00:11:48,410 --> 00:11:50,710
Memories that I'm not
ready to let go of yet.

322
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,340
Maybe if I could talk to Cece...

323
00:11:52,340 --> 00:11:54,270
Can't talk to Cece; Cece's
on top of a mountain.

324
00:11:54,270 --> 00:11:56,170
Look, I know this is unusual,

325
00:11:56,170 --> 00:11:57,440
but I need that box back, Wally.

326
00:11:57,440 --> 00:11:59,070
I need it back more than anything else

327
00:11:59,070 --> 00:12:00,740
I've ever needed in my life.

328
00:12:00,740 --> 00:12:02,310
Please.

329
00:12:02,310 --> 00:12:05,100
Does she know she's on the mountain,

330
00:12:05,220 --> 00:12:06,970
or is she being held
there against her will?

331
00:12:06,970 --> 00:12:07,710
Damn it, Wally, give me the box!

332
00:12:07,710 --> 00:12:12,070
No! No!

333
00:12:12,070 --> 00:12:13,410
- (whistle blowing)
- Wally!

334
00:12:13,410 --> 00:12:15,040
Stop blowing the whistle!

335
00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:16,540
You're sexually safe!

336
00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:21,470
Coach, is that a bigger bag?

337
00:12:21,470 --> 00:12:24,310
My old bag broke, so I got a wheelie.

338
00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:25,540
Same system.

339
00:12:25,540 --> 00:12:27,110
Still only essentials.

340
00:12:27,110 --> 00:12:28,370
(pan clangs)

341
00:12:28,370 --> 00:12:30,340
Is there a pan in there?

342
00:12:30,340 --> 00:12:32,210
Nah. Nah, that's not a pan.

343
00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:33,740
That was just, uh, the sound of

344
00:12:33,740 --> 00:12:35,440
two track pants hitting together.

345
00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:38,540
You know, the buttons
be like... ting... ti...

346
00:12:39,670 --> 00:12:42,110
But, um... (clears throat)

347
00:12:42,110 --> 00:12:43,740
Yeah, since I got this new suitcase,

348
00:12:43,740 --> 00:12:46,110
I might as well take a few more things.

349
00:12:46,110 --> 00:12:48,110
Just to fill up space. Know what I mean?

350
00:12:48,110 --> 00:12:49,440
Just to fill up space.

351
00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:51,670
Like, uh...

352
00:12:51,670 --> 00:12:54,270
take these glass grapes.

353
00:12:56,310 --> 00:12:57,540
Just to fill up space.

354
00:12:57,540 --> 00:12:58,670
Not that I want them.

355
00:12:58,670 --> 00:12:59,670
Of course not.

356
00:12:59,670 --> 00:13:00,970
And this blanket.

357
00:13:00,970 --> 00:13:02,470
For cushioning.

358
00:13:02,470 --> 00:13:03,670
(moans)

359
00:13:03,670 --> 00:13:04,740
That smells nice, huh?

360
00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:06,210
For cushioning, dude.

361
00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:08,740
These mystery novels.

362
00:13:08,740 --> 00:13:10,510
Take these.

363
00:13:10,510 --> 00:13:12,740
Not 'cause they're Jess's, just because...

364
00:13:12,740 --> 00:13:14,470
I'm an avid reader now.

365
00:13:14,470 --> 00:13:16,970
Stop smiling at me, man.

366
00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:19,140
I'm taking Nick's workout jams.

367
00:13:19,140 --> 00:13:21,010
'Cause, uh...

368
00:13:21,010 --> 00:13:22,970
that one time I trained him,

369
00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:24,640
(voice breaking): saw a lot of results.

370
00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:27,070
(voice breaking): I
remember. He was so fat.

371
00:13:27,070 --> 00:13:29,640
And I'm taking this remote.

372
00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:31,970
Because you always hit the
info button by mistake.

373
00:13:31,970 --> 00:13:34,370
No, no, it's not by mistake, Coach.

374
00:13:34,370 --> 00:13:35,970
(sobbing softly)

375
00:13:35,970 --> 00:13:38,170
I like to know more
about the cast and crew.

376
00:13:38,170 --> 00:13:41,370
Remote's gonna miss this TV so much.

377
00:13:41,370 --> 00:13:44,170
Our TV is gonna miss that remote.

378
00:13:44,170 --> 00:13:46,970
(sobs)

379
00:13:46,970 --> 00:13:48,240
(sniffs)

380
00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:50,040
Smells like all our fingers.

381
00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:52,440
(both sobbing)

382
00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:54,440
(wailing)

383
00:13:57,210 --> 00:13:58,370
Hey, Jess.

384
00:13:58,370 --> 00:13:59,970
Hey.

385
00:13:59,970 --> 00:14:02,610
Do you really think

386
00:14:02,610 --> 00:14:04,970
I haven't thought about
putting this mug out?

387
00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:07,340
Oh, I don't know, Nick. You said it.

388
00:14:07,340 --> 00:14:09,270
What's past is past. Clean break.

389
00:14:09,270 --> 00:14:12,510
Think about my living
conditions for the past year.

390
00:14:12,510 --> 00:14:15,410
I live across the hall from
my beautiful ex-girlfriend.

391
00:14:15,410 --> 00:14:17,540
And your living conditions...

392
00:14:17,540 --> 00:14:19,740
you live across the hall from
your beautiful ex-boyfriend.

393
00:14:19,740 --> 00:14:22,470
Two true beauties.

394
00:14:22,470 --> 00:14:23,710
So you have thought about it.

395
00:14:23,710 --> 00:14:24,970
I'm a man.

396
00:14:24,970 --> 00:14:26,710
- I am a human man.
- Interesting.

397
00:14:26,710 --> 00:14:28,160
You're the one who's always
getting out of that shower

398
00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:29,490
in that little towel, Jess.

399
00:14:29,810 --> 00:14:31,610
Or you're wearing your glitter

400
00:14:31,610 --> 00:14:33,370
or your pantyhose.

401
00:14:33,370 --> 00:14:35,540
They're driving me crazy! Okay?

402
00:14:35,540 --> 00:14:37,540
I know how hard it is to
get those pantyhose up,

403
00:14:37,540 --> 00:14:39,540
and I just... I just sometimes
want to rip 'em down.

404
00:14:39,540 --> 00:14:41,270
Just admit it, Miller!

405
00:14:41,270 --> 00:14:43,070
You're thinking about putting
the mug down right now!

406
00:14:43,070 --> 00:14:44,610
No.

407
00:14:44,610 --> 00:14:47,640
Admit that you want me
to be thinking about it.

408
00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:49,910
I don't want you to think about
it, so stop thinking about it.

409
00:14:50,030 --> 00:14:52,040
Well stop talking about it and
then I'll stop thinking about it.

410
00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:53,370
- So, you are thinking about it?
- Look, Jess!

411
00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:54,740
I'm not not...

412
00:14:56,540 --> 00:14:59,470
thinking about it.

413
00:14:59,470 --> 00:15:00,970
(door opens)

414
00:15:02,410 --> 00:15:05,410
Hey, guys. Want to know
what happened to me today?

415
00:15:05,410 --> 00:15:06,550
JESS and NICK: We're kind of
in the middle of something...

416
00:15:06,670 --> 00:15:07,320
Fine, I'll tell you.

417
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:10,110
I spent $500 to get
back a five dollar bill.

418
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:11,970
Go ahead, call me a fool.

419
00:15:11,970 --> 00:15:13,440
You won't be the first person
to call me that today.

420
00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:15,440
You're a fool!

421
00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:17,240
I need to move on.

422
00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:19,140
I'm never gonna get Cece back.

423
00:15:19,140 --> 00:15:20,510
And I know it's my fault that I lost her.

424
00:15:20,510 --> 00:15:21,740
NICK: You lost her twice.

425
00:15:21,740 --> 00:15:23,740
- You had her...
- I know I lost her twice.

426
00:15:23,740 --> 00:15:25,740
- Why would you have to...?
- Then you got her, then you blew it.

427
00:15:25,740 --> 00:15:26,740
Then you got her...

428
00:15:26,740 --> 00:15:29,310
Who are you clarifying this for?

429
00:15:29,310 --> 00:15:31,170
Are you sure you know
how Cece feels about you?

430
00:15:31,170 --> 00:15:32,670
Yeah, I mean, she said a thousand times

431
00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:35,530
- that she only wants to be friends with me.
- Schmidt...

432
00:15:35,650 --> 00:15:37,510
Jess, Cece doesn't love
me and she never will.

433
00:15:37,510 --> 00:15:39,270
So I think it's time to let go.

434
00:15:39,270 --> 00:15:41,470
- Nick, I want you to have this five dollars.
- What?

435
00:15:41,470 --> 00:15:44,300
Go buy yourself something
special, like a burrito.

436
00:15:44,420 --> 00:15:45,470
I love burritos.

437
00:15:45,470 --> 00:15:47,010
Oh, I have to tell you something, Schmidt!

438
00:15:47,010 --> 00:15:48,340
I... (groans)

439
00:15:48,340 --> 00:15:50,540
But I can't tell you.

440
00:15:50,540 --> 00:15:52,040
(groans) So, I'll...

441
00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:54,040
I'll tell you. Loophole!

442
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,170
Nick...

443
00:15:55,170 --> 00:15:57,270
Cece's in love with Schmidt.

444
00:15:57,270 --> 00:15:59,340
What?

445
00:15:59,340 --> 00:16:01,310
(sighs) Yeah.

446
00:16:01,310 --> 00:16:03,610
For real?

447
00:16:03,610 --> 00:16:05,970
- Well...
- Also, Winston promised...

448
00:16:05,970 --> 00:16:07,270
- Why are we talking about Winston?!
- Winston...

449
00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:09,550
Cece loves me! Nick, we did it!

450
00:16:09,670 --> 00:16:10,820
I got to go!

451
00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:13,770
Can't wait for Cece

452
00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:14,870
to get back from her trip.

453
00:16:14,990 --> 00:16:17,500
I'm going after her. Coach... (sighs)

454
00:16:20,540 --> 00:16:22,270
I used to wish that you were uglier.

455
00:16:23,670 --> 00:16:25,340
I don't wish that anymore.

456
00:16:25,340 --> 00:16:27,140
I only wish you the best.

457
00:16:27,140 --> 00:16:29,570
Hey, you're the handsome
one in the loft now.

458
00:16:29,570 --> 00:16:32,470
Big responsibility, but
I think you're ready.

459
00:16:32,470 --> 00:16:34,640
All right, you guys, I'm off.

460
00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:36,510
Off to climb a mountain.

461
00:16:36,510 --> 00:16:38,170
I'll see you in autumn.

462
00:16:38,170 --> 00:16:40,170
Winter at the latest.

463
00:16:40,170 --> 00:16:41,310
- Good luck, Schmidt.
- Yeah.

464
00:16:41,310 --> 00:16:43,010
- You go get her!
- Okay.

465
00:16:43,010 --> 00:16:44,240
COACH: Find that girl.

466
00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:47,110
- WINSTON: See you, Schmidt!
- JESS: Bye!

467
00:16:47,110 --> 00:16:49,710
Cece!

468
00:16:49,710 --> 00:16:52,510
Cece.

469
00:16:54,540 --> 00:16:56,310
Hey, um...

470
00:16:56,310 --> 00:16:59,170
so, I was, I was on the
top of this mountain,

471
00:16:59,170 --> 00:17:00,710
and I finally got cell reception

472
00:17:00,710 --> 00:17:03,210
and there were, like,
20 voice mails from...

473
00:17:03,210 --> 00:17:04,970
Are you in love with me?

474
00:17:06,210 --> 00:17:08,340
Because I'm in love with you.

475
00:17:08,340 --> 00:17:10,670
Deeply.

476
00:17:10,670 --> 00:17:12,670
But I assumed that you
would never because I've...

477
00:17:12,670 --> 00:17:14,270
I've messed this up so many times.

478
00:17:14,270 --> 00:17:15,970
And you've made it very clear
that you just want to be friends

479
00:17:15,970 --> 00:17:18,070
with me and I value
that friendship so much.

480
00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:20,070
So if I'm ruining it by doing

481
00:17:20,070 --> 00:17:22,340
any of this, please, please stop me!

482
00:17:22,340 --> 00:17:25,070
Schmidt.

483
00:17:28,570 --> 00:17:30,670
I'm in...

484
00:17:30,670 --> 00:17:32,370
I'm in love with you.

485
00:17:32,370 --> 00:17:34,540
(quietly cheering)

486
00:17:34,540 --> 00:17:35,740
Really?

487
00:17:35,740 --> 00:17:37,110
Mm-hmm.

488
00:17:37,110 --> 00:17:40,170
Yeah.

489
00:17:40,170 --> 00:17:44,140
Yeah, it's kind of stupid how
much I'm in love with you.

490
00:17:44,140 --> 00:17:46,240
You should've seen how fast
I came down that mountain.

491
00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:48,110
I mean, a lot of it was falling.

492
00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:49,740
Luckily, the ground just stopped me, but...

493
00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:53,370
You remember this?

494
00:17:53,370 --> 00:17:56,470
Looks like it's finally
just the two of us, huh?

495
00:17:56,470 --> 00:17:58,740
Oh, God, you're about to say
something stupid, aren't you?

496
00:17:58,740 --> 00:18:00,370
Yeah.

497
00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:03,610
Girl, I'm-a marry you.

498
00:18:03,610 --> 00:18:04,740
Jar.

499
00:18:04,740 --> 00:18:07,240
I know this might seem crazy,

500
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:10,070
uh, and...

501
00:18:10,070 --> 00:18:13,070
probably a little bit
impulsive, but it's not.

502
00:18:13,070 --> 00:18:15,610
Not for me.

503
00:18:15,610 --> 00:18:18,070
I've known since the minute that I met you.

504
00:18:19,970 --> 00:18:22,640
(gasps) Oh, my God.

505
00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:24,140
Cecelia Parikh...

506
00:18:24,140 --> 00:18:25,240
Oh, God, you're gonna say

507
00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:26,270
something stupid, aren't you?

508
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,240
Girl, will you marry me?

509
00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:32,570
(all gasping, screaming, laughing)

510
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:34,270
Would you please shut up?!
I can't hear the answer!

511
00:18:34,270 --> 00:18:35,170
Oh. Shh. Yeah.

512
00:18:36,310 --> 00:18:37,240
Yes!

513
00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:38,970
(all cheering)

514
00:18:38,970 --> 00:18:41,140
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

515
00:18:42,340 --> 00:18:44,270
We're getting married!

516
00:18:44,270 --> 00:18:46,410
(all cheering)

517
00:18:48,110 --> 00:18:50,310
(chattering happily) We did it!

518
00:18:53,510 --> 00:18:55,140
Go say bye.

519
00:18:58,740 --> 00:19:01,410
Uh...

520
00:19:02,470 --> 00:19:06,170
I love you guys and, uh...

521
00:19:06,170 --> 00:19:08,570
I'm gonna miss you.

522
00:19:09,410 --> 00:19:11,110
Especially you, Jebecca.

523
00:19:12,170 --> 00:19:13,610
Aw.

524
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:14,610
(all laugh)

525
00:19:14,610 --> 00:19:15,640
All right, man.

526
00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:17,970
All right! Aw.

527
00:19:17,970 --> 00:19:19,070
We're gonna miss you.

528
00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:20,140
Bye, buddy.

529
00:19:20,140 --> 00:19:21,370
Good-bye, Coach.

530
00:19:21,370 --> 00:19:22,540
See you, man.

531
00:19:22,540 --> 00:19:24,170
- See you, Coach!
- Save the date! Bye!

532
00:19:24,170 --> 00:19:25,440
Bye!

533
00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:27,170
- Bye!
- Don't ever change, Coach.

534
00:19:27,170 --> 00:19:29,310
- See you at the wedding!
- He's gonna change.

535
00:19:29,310 --> 00:19:30,970
- NICK: Later!
- JESS: Bye!

536
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:34,140
- WINSTON: See you, buddy!
- SCHMIDT: See you!

537
00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:37,270
Adios.

538
00:19:37,270 --> 00:19:40,510
♪ Nothing is as it has been ♪

539
00:19:40,510 --> 00:19:44,340
♪ And I miss your face like hell ♪

540
00:19:44,340 --> 00:19:47,270
- I think it's time.
- It's time.

541
00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:51,470
♪ And I guess it's just as well ♪

542
00:19:51,470 --> 00:19:53,670
Clean break?

543
00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:55,540
Clean... break.

544
00:19:57,210 --> 00:19:59,840
Actually, do you mind talking
with me for, like, ten minutes?

545
00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:01,270
Cece and Schmidt are in my room.

546
00:20:01,270 --> 00:20:02,270
Oh, sure. (crying nearby)

547
00:20:02,270 --> 00:20:04,570
Oh, Cece's crying.

548
00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:06,310
- Aw.
- Aw.

549
00:20:06,310 --> 00:20:08,640
(high-pitched crying)

550
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:11,110
I can't believe this is happening.

551
00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:13,010
It's everything that I've ever wanted.

552
00:20:13,010 --> 00:20:15,540
Okay, I know. Me, too.

553
00:20:15,540 --> 00:20:18,340
But... we can't have
sex if you keep crying.

554
00:20:18,340 --> 00:20:19,470
- I'm gonna stop.
- Great.

555
00:20:19,470 --> 00:20:20,640
- I'm gonna stop.
- Great!

556
00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:22,070
'Cause I get it. It gets in the way.

557
00:20:22,070 --> 00:20:23,740
Right. All right.

558
00:20:26,180 --> 00:20:28,510
♪ Been talking 'bout the
way things change ♪

559
00:20:28,510 --> 00:20:30,470
(high-pitched crying) Okay.

560
00:20:30,470 --> 00:20:31,470
I know.

561
00:20:31,470 --> 00:20:34,010
(crying continues)

562
00:20:35,310 --> 00:20:38,210
♪ And my family lives ♪

563
00:20:38,210 --> 00:20:41,570
♪ In a different state ♪

564
00:20:43,340 --> 00:20:47,040
♪ And if you don't know what ♪

565
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:48,510
♪ To make of this ♪

566
00:20:48,510 --> 00:20:52,070
♪ Then we will not ♪

567
00:20:52,070 --> 00:20:54,610
♪ Relate ♪

568
00:20:54,610 --> 00:20:58,610
♪ So if you don't know
what to make of this ♪

569
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:04,570
♪ Then we will not relate ♪

570
00:21:08,370 --> 00:21:09,610
Well, these people were about to throw away

571
00:21:09,610 --> 00:21:11,040
a perfectly good mug.

572
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:13,040
Full disclosure, it used to be a sex mug.

573
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:14,610
But now it's a cat mug.

574
00:21:16,970 --> 00:21:20,070
Nothing wrong with us.

575
00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:24,710
♪ Oh, rivers and roads, rivers and roads ♪

576
00:21:24,710 --> 00:21:28,710
♪ Rivers till I reach you ♪

577
00:21:30,140 --> 00:21:33,310
♪ Oh... ♪
♪ Rivers and roads ♪

578
00:21:33,310 --> 00:21:36,170
♪ Rivers and roads ♪

579
00:21:36,170 --> 00:21:38,170
♪ Rivers till I reach you. ♪