1 00:00:01,250 --> 00:00:02,918 My last relationship lasted six years. 2 00:00:02,918 --> 00:00:05,212 Emma, that's my ex, she moved in, 3 00:00:05,212 --> 00:00:08,966 and she brought with her her 7‐year‐old daughter, Lucy. 4 00:00:08,966 --> 00:00:11,969 Emma thought a hard break would be best for Lucy. 5 00:00:11,969 --> 00:00:14,304 Really haven't spoken to her since. 6 00:00:14,304 --> 00:00:17,724 All in favor of evicting all three members of Murder, She Wrote? 7 00:00:18,976 --> 00:00:21,395 Terrific! My girlfriend's been stabbed. 8 00:00:21,395 --> 00:00:23,021 I'm losing my home now? 9 00:00:23,021 --> 00:00:25,148 I have a big solo tomorrow night. 10 00:00:25,148 --> 00:00:27,067 Would it be okay if I came to see you tomorrow? 11 00:00:27,067 --> 00:00:29,695 I mean, after all, I'm dating the first chair bassoonist, 12 00:00:29,695 --> 00:00:32,739 and I've never even seen you play. I think it would make me too nervous. 13 00:00:32,739 --> 00:00:35,576 The youngest first chair bassoonist 14 00:00:35,576 --> 00:00:38,829 in our symphony's history. Ms. Allison Tipton. 15 00:00:38,829 --> 00:00:42,124 Tox report's back. Tim Kono was poisoned! 16 00:00:42,124 --> 00:00:45,002 He was already dead when he was shot. This was a crime of passion. 17 00:00:45,002 --> 00:00:47,421 Romantic fury, the desire to see someone suffer 18 00:00:47,421 --> 00:00:49,172 before you blow their brains out! 19 00:00:49,172 --> 00:00:51,133 We certainly heard a late night visitor. 20 00:00:51,133 --> 00:00:52,467 Tim was seeing someone? 21 00:00:52,467 --> 00:00:54,553 I never heard a woman scream like that. 22 00:00:54,553 --> 00:00:57,389 You think his sex toys could reveal anything? 23 00:00:57,389 --> 00:00:58,932 I don't know. What is this? 24 00:00:58,932 --> 00:01:00,726 Exotic Instruments... 25 00:01:00,726 --> 00:01:03,729 Why is there a bassoon cleaner in Tim's sex toy box? 26 00:01:03,729 --> 00:01:06,315 ♪ 27 00:01:16,742 --> 00:01:18,368 Twenty‐three seconds. 28 00:01:18,368 --> 00:01:19,411 ♪ 29 00:01:19,411 --> 00:01:22,789 That's the time I spent when I was actually alive 30 00:01:22,789 --> 00:01:25,167 with three people on an elevator. 31 00:01:26,752 --> 00:01:29,880 And it's lead to all this. 32 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:31,882 Just 23 seconds. 33 00:01:32,925 --> 00:01:34,593 My name is Tim Kono. 34 00:01:34,593 --> 00:01:38,055 I lived in apartment 9A here at the Arconia. 35 00:01:38,055 --> 00:01:40,182 Approximately 12 minutes from now, 36 00:01:40,182 --> 00:01:42,392 I will be murdered. 37 00:01:42,392 --> 00:01:44,603 But, let's not rush this. 38 00:01:44,603 --> 00:01:47,606 Get to know a fellow a little before he tells you how he died, right? 39 00:01:54,238 --> 00:01:55,989 I was never very good with people. 40 00:01:56,949 --> 00:01:58,909 Never really felt lonely though. 41 00:01:58,909 --> 00:02:00,869 That came later. 42 00:02:00,869 --> 00:02:02,371 After Mabel... 43 00:02:02,371 --> 00:02:05,290 and Oscar and Zoe. 44 00:02:06,124 --> 00:02:08,835 The loneliness came after I lost all of that. 45 00:02:11,171 --> 00:02:14,174 So, when someone comes along and reminds you 46 00:02:14,174 --> 00:02:16,343 that we all deal with the same shit... 47 00:02:17,344 --> 00:02:19,346 ...sometimes, you welcome them in, 48 00:02:20,430 --> 00:02:21,765 with inhibitions lowered, 49 00:02:21,765 --> 00:02:24,268 with arms wide open. 50 00:02:25,018 --> 00:02:28,272 ♪ 51 00:02:28,272 --> 00:02:29,314 No fucking way! 52 00:02:29,982 --> 00:02:31,650 We have to tell Charles! 53 00:02:31,650 --> 00:02:34,444 He's gonna hate us! He already hates us. 54 00:02:34,444 --> 00:02:35,904 Mabel! What? 55 00:02:35,904 --> 00:02:39,116 What a terrific goddamn finale this is gonna be. 56 00:02:39,116 --> 00:02:42,703 Oliver, he could be in danger. Right, right. For sure. 57 00:02:42,703 --> 00:02:44,955 But that might not be so bad either. 58 00:02:50,127 --> 00:02:52,129 Charles! Charles! 59 00:02:52,963 --> 00:02:54,882 Okay, we‐we gotta break the door down. 60 00:02:54,882 --> 00:02:58,302 Excuse me? We weigh 125 combined. 61 00:02:58,302 --> 00:03:00,804 Oh, thank you. It's the dips. Come on. 62 00:03:02,055 --> 00:03:05,058 Okay. One... two... 63 00:03:05,058 --> 00:03:06,560 Go, Mabel, go! 64 00:03:10,355 --> 00:03:11,315 Ow! 65 00:03:15,027 --> 00:03:17,613 Oh my god, she's gotten to you already. 66 00:03:17,613 --> 00:03:18,780 What's going on? 67 00:03:18,780 --> 00:03:20,657 So, funny story... 68 00:03:20,657 --> 00:03:22,826 You're sleeping with a murderer! 69 00:03:22,826 --> 00:03:25,829 ♪ lively theme song playing ♪ 70 00:03:25,829 --> 00:03:28,832 ♪ vocalizing ♪ 71 00:04:11,083 --> 00:04:14,378 ♪ bassoon playing ♪ 72 00:04:14,378 --> 00:04:16,797 You two could not look more crazy right now. 73 00:04:16,797 --> 00:04:18,340 For the record, 74 00:04:18,340 --> 00:04:20,634 it's not fun for me to tell you any of this. 75 00:04:20,634 --> 00:04:22,511 Nor I. Nor does it give me pleasure 76 00:04:22,511 --> 00:04:24,179 to remind you that you're being recorded. 77 00:04:25,097 --> 00:04:27,474 He is dating the potential killer, Mabel! 78 00:04:27,474 --> 00:04:29,935 The rules are changing by the minute! 79 00:04:29,935 --> 00:04:32,479 Jan lives on the sixth floor. 80 00:04:32,479 --> 00:04:34,815 Tim was carrying someone else's trash bag 81 00:04:34,815 --> 00:04:37,693 full of suicide notes and cocktail glasses 82 00:04:37,693 --> 00:04:40,445 from the sixth floor. So, 83 00:04:40,445 --> 00:04:43,490 I know this isn't easy to hear, but... 84 00:04:43,490 --> 00:04:45,659 we found out that Tim was having 85 00:04:45,659 --> 00:04:47,369 some sort of romantic thing with‐‐ 86 00:04:47,369 --> 00:04:49,246 Jan was fucking Tim Kono! I'm sorry, 87 00:04:49,246 --> 00:04:51,540 we're recordings. You know, we gotta pace it up. 88 00:04:51,540 --> 00:04:53,542 That's ridiculous. I know, 89 00:04:53,542 --> 00:04:55,711 but before you look too shocked by their age difference, 90 00:04:55,711 --> 00:04:57,045 maybe you wanna look at the two of you. 91 00:04:57,045 --> 00:05:00,173 I am not going down one of your idiotic rabbit holes. 92 00:05:00,173 --> 00:05:03,343 I searched all of Tim's cellphone. Jan wasn't anywhere on it. 93 00:05:03,343 --> 00:05:06,555 Well, maybe he deleted her, or she deleted herself. 94 00:05:06,555 --> 00:05:10,183 Are you forgetting someone stabbed her? Oh, right. 95 00:05:10,183 --> 00:05:13,562 I forgot the real killer decided not to kill Jan. By the way, 96 00:05:13,562 --> 00:05:16,148 I've had worse injuries shucking oysters! 97 00:05:16,148 --> 00:05:17,608 You have to leave. 98 00:05:17,608 --> 00:05:20,736 I can't hear any more of your insanity. 99 00:05:20,736 --> 00:05:23,488 This is the first romantic relationship I've had in years! 100 00:05:23,488 --> 00:05:26,116 Why are you trying to ruin it for me? We're not, 101 00:05:26,116 --> 00:05:27,618 but, Charles... 102 00:05:27,618 --> 00:05:29,453 Where is Jan right now? 103 00:05:30,037 --> 00:05:32,956 She's a... she's a‐a‐at the symphony, 104 00:05:32,956 --> 00:05:35,000 still playing. I left early. 105 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,752 And why'd you do that? 106 00:05:36,752 --> 00:05:38,003 ♪ 107 00:05:38,003 --> 00:05:39,463 Why are you still here? 108 00:05:40,088 --> 00:05:42,716 Just please... 109 00:05:42,716 --> 00:05:44,218 look at what's in front of you, 110 00:05:44,218 --> 00:05:46,178 and be careful. 111 00:05:47,804 --> 00:05:49,806 Jesus... 112 00:05:50,807 --> 00:05:53,185 So, Jan is still at the symphony. 113 00:05:53,185 --> 00:05:55,187 Mm‐hmm. 114 00:05:57,689 --> 00:06:00,609 Which means, she's not currently... 115 00:06:00,609 --> 00:06:02,110 Mm‐hmm. 116 00:06:24,258 --> 00:06:26,260 Charles? 117 00:06:29,012 --> 00:06:31,139 I raced here right at intermission. 118 00:06:31,139 --> 00:06:34,685 They won't notice I'm gone. Which is, well, 119 00:06:34,685 --> 00:06:38,021 pretty devastating to say out loud, honestly. 120 00:06:38,021 --> 00:06:40,816 Anyway, I'm mortified. 121 00:06:40,816 --> 00:06:44,111 I don't know why I lied to you about being first chair. 122 00:06:45,988 --> 00:06:48,991 I think it has to do with being beaten out by a child. 123 00:06:50,284 --> 00:06:53,996 Maybe this is why all the adult doctors were always so mean to Doogie Howser. 124 00:06:54,955 --> 00:06:57,416 I lost a Golden Globe to him once. 125 00:06:57,416 --> 00:06:59,334 I'm sorry. 126 00:06:59,334 --> 00:07:01,420 About that Globe. 127 00:07:01,420 --> 00:07:02,713 And this. 128 00:07:03,797 --> 00:07:05,716 I should've told you. 129 00:07:05,716 --> 00:07:08,594 Then I could've invited you, which is what I wanted to do in the first place, 130 00:07:08,594 --> 00:07:10,095 until I got weird. 131 00:07:11,263 --> 00:07:12,848 Charles, your nose. 132 00:07:14,474 --> 00:07:16,643 It's from earlier. Are you sure? 133 00:07:16,643 --> 00:07:18,478 That looks fresh. 134 00:07:18,478 --> 00:07:20,480 Can I get you some ice? 135 00:07:21,148 --> 00:07:22,649 Maybe we can have a drink? 136 00:07:23,525 --> 00:07:26,945 Maybe we can have 12 drinks? 137 00:07:28,864 --> 00:07:30,365 Come on in. 138 00:07:30,365 --> 00:07:33,869 You almost let me break my scapula earlier, and you could do this? 139 00:07:33,869 --> 00:07:35,454 Charles taught me. 140 00:07:35,454 --> 00:07:38,624 I taught him how to use Postmates, and he taught me how to do this. 141 00:07:38,624 --> 00:07:40,584 Aw. You two, I swear. 142 00:07:40,584 --> 00:07:43,587 It's like watching Paper Moon for the first time all over again. 143 00:07:45,631 --> 00:07:48,634 When I saw you in the audience, I felt terrified. 144 00:07:51,094 --> 00:07:52,346 Here. 145 00:07:53,013 --> 00:07:55,057 Oh, that's nice. Thank you. 146 00:07:55,057 --> 00:07:58,769 And I thought, "That's it. He's just always gonna think the worst of me now." 147 00:07:59,394 --> 00:08:00,437 That could never happen. 148 00:08:01,521 --> 00:08:03,190 Can we toast to that? 149 00:08:12,074 --> 00:08:14,076 Oh. Did I leave that here? 150 00:08:14,993 --> 00:08:17,412 Uh, we found that in Tim Kono's apartment. 151 00:08:18,622 --> 00:08:21,625 It's a bassoon cleaner. Why would Tim have that? 152 00:08:22,876 --> 00:08:24,419 No idea. 153 00:08:24,419 --> 00:08:28,048 Hold on. The murdered guy also played bassoon? 154 00:08:28,048 --> 00:08:30,050 I mean, what are the odds of that? 155 00:08:31,843 --> 00:08:34,846 Do you think the killer is targeting bassoonists? 156 00:08:39,017 --> 00:08:40,018 Wait... 157 00:08:41,061 --> 00:08:42,938 You're not thinking that I‐‐ 158 00:08:42,938 --> 00:08:45,148 No. 159 00:08:45,148 --> 00:08:46,316 Oliver and Mabel are. 160 00:08:47,985 --> 00:08:49,653 But not me. 161 00:08:49,653 --> 00:08:52,698 I would, too. 162 00:08:53,282 --> 00:08:54,783 Jeez. 163 00:08:56,410 --> 00:08:58,412 So, do you think Tim Kono‐‐ 164 00:08:58,412 --> 00:09:00,998 Can we not talk about Tim Kono right now? 165 00:09:02,583 --> 00:09:04,001 Of course. 166 00:09:04,751 --> 00:09:06,253 What do you wanna talk about? 167 00:09:06,253 --> 00:09:09,256 ♪ 168 00:09:12,634 --> 00:09:15,178 That I think I'm falling in love with you. 169 00:09:16,471 --> 00:09:17,723 Oh. 170 00:09:19,057 --> 00:09:20,809 Well, that's interesting. 171 00:09:26,690 --> 00:09:29,484 Because I think I'm falling in love with you, too. 172 00:09:29,484 --> 00:09:31,111 Well... 173 00:09:31,862 --> 00:09:33,906 that is a relief. 174 00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:35,490 Yeah. 175 00:09:35,490 --> 00:09:37,910 It's usually less awkward when it happens to both people. 176 00:09:39,953 --> 00:09:41,204 Hm. 177 00:09:41,204 --> 00:09:44,124 Doesn't exactly scream killer, does it? Where do we start? 178 00:09:44,124 --> 00:09:47,336 Did you ever listen to that podcast Baker's Dozen? 179 00:09:47,336 --> 00:09:48,629 Oh, classic. 180 00:09:48,629 --> 00:09:50,547 Midwestern bake‐off winner 181 00:09:50,547 --> 00:09:52,674 dismembers 12 ladies trying to take her title. 182 00:09:53,050 --> 00:09:55,594 Kinda picture her place like this. Yeah. 183 00:09:55,594 --> 00:09:58,222 Do you remember where they found all the evidence she was hiding? 184 00:10:01,683 --> 00:10:03,185 But let me use it first. I need to go. 185 00:10:04,895 --> 00:10:07,105 You know what's crazy? 186 00:10:07,105 --> 00:10:08,899 I think I would love you 187 00:10:08,899 --> 00:10:10,525 even if you did kill Tim Kono. 188 00:10:11,443 --> 00:10:14,154 Which is super crazy because I've broken up with people 189 00:10:14,154 --> 00:10:16,198 for whispering loudly in movies. 190 00:10:16,198 --> 00:10:19,284 Or chewing weird. 191 00:10:19,284 --> 00:10:20,786 Wow, Charles. 192 00:10:21,662 --> 00:10:24,665 That's real love. Yeah. I know, right? 193 00:10:27,125 --> 00:10:28,418 You're not drinking much. 194 00:10:33,131 --> 00:10:35,092 Oh, I'm not drinking at all. 195 00:10:36,718 --> 00:10:39,054 I'm taking... 196 00:10:39,054 --> 00:10:40,806 stage sips. 197 00:10:42,015 --> 00:10:43,934 Because there's poison in it. 198 00:10:43,934 --> 00:10:46,937 ♪ 199 00:10:48,730 --> 00:10:50,524 It's what you did with Tim Kono, right? 200 00:10:51,316 --> 00:10:54,236 A breakup drink before you shot him with his own gun? 201 00:10:54,695 --> 00:10:58,282 I'm still not sure why you poisoned the cat though. 202 00:11:00,826 --> 00:11:02,077 I didn't do that. 203 00:11:03,412 --> 00:11:05,914 All I can think is 204 00:11:05,914 --> 00:11:08,250 she came in the window afterwards, 205 00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:10,252 and maybe... 206 00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:16,341 I know, right? 207 00:11:16,341 --> 00:11:18,302 Ugh! 208 00:11:18,302 --> 00:11:21,513 Oh god! This is so hot, Charles. 209 00:11:22,139 --> 00:11:24,349 Just super exciting to be 210 00:11:24,349 --> 00:11:25,642 totally open together, 211 00:11:25,642 --> 00:11:28,520 and just let it all hang out... 212 00:11:29,521 --> 00:11:30,439 Woof! 213 00:11:31,940 --> 00:11:33,442 Hey, come here. 214 00:11:36,528 --> 00:11:38,030 She's a poisoner... 215 00:11:45,787 --> 00:11:47,456 ...who uses a label maker? 216 00:11:49,374 --> 00:11:51,376 The saddest thing about this 217 00:11:51,376 --> 00:11:54,171 is that if Jan weren't a murderous maniac 218 00:11:54,171 --> 00:11:57,174 she'd be perfect for Charles. 219 00:11:57,174 --> 00:11:59,635 ♪ 220 00:12:01,428 --> 00:12:02,888 So you were seeing Tim Kono? 221 00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:06,350 Hello. I'm a sucker 222 00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:09,186 for lonely guys with notable age differences 223 00:12:09,186 --> 00:12:11,605 I meet on elevators. I think you know that. 224 00:12:11,605 --> 00:12:13,899 And Tim came to see you the day he died. 225 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:16,693 He did. Which was also 226 00:12:16,693 --> 00:12:18,654 two days after he broke up with me. 227 00:12:18,654 --> 00:12:20,739 Not insignificant. 228 00:12:21,281 --> 00:12:24,868 I told him I had to give him some things he left at my place. 229 00:12:24,868 --> 00:12:27,454 I don't remember leaving anything here. 230 00:12:27,454 --> 00:12:29,581 I just poured two Old Fashioneds. 231 00:12:30,749 --> 00:12:32,167 One more for old time's sake? 232 00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:36,129 And then a half‐hour later, 233 00:12:36,129 --> 00:12:38,006 I dumped the glasses in his bag... 234 00:12:38,006 --> 00:12:40,509 and just sent him on his way. 235 00:12:46,974 --> 00:12:50,269 And then I went back to my window to practice my Pavane piece. 236 00:12:52,062 --> 00:12:53,814 No. You didn't. 237 00:12:54,231 --> 00:12:55,857 I heard the bassoon that night. 238 00:12:55,857 --> 00:12:57,776 It sounded... different. 239 00:12:58,402 --> 00:13:01,029 You weren't playing live. It was a recording. 240 00:13:01,405 --> 00:13:05,117 Yay! Oh, Charles! 241 00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:07,578 Do you see how good we are together? 242 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,955 And how great 243 00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:13,125 is an alibi where the whole building can hear you playing? 244 00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:15,919 Oh, what else did you figure out about me? 245 00:13:15,919 --> 00:13:17,588 Tell me, tell me, tell me. 246 00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:20,841 When did you really start locking in on me? 247 00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:27,222 The notes. 248 00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:34,187 The J's... 249 00:13:35,105 --> 00:13:37,399 are similar. 250 00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:38,650 Aw... 251 00:13:38,650 --> 00:13:41,153 My cute little J's gave me away. 252 00:13:42,112 --> 00:13:43,322 Good eye, kid. 253 00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:46,325 I compared them side by side... 254 00:13:50,704 --> 00:13:51,997 Oh. 255 00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:54,082 There it goes. 256 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,793 That's exactly how Tim sounded. 257 00:13:56,793 --> 00:13:59,588 ♪ 258 00:13:59,588 --> 00:14:01,673 The handkerchief... 259 00:14:01,673 --> 00:14:03,467 Yay. Handkerchief, 260 00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:06,220 not the glasses. 261 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:08,180 I mixed it up this time. 262 00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:10,891 You know, I'm not one of those who always does it the same 263 00:14:10,891 --> 00:14:13,268 and has to carve a niche for themselves. 264 00:14:13,268 --> 00:14:16,813 Even though I did carve a niche in myself. 265 00:14:22,861 --> 00:14:24,863 Wait, did she... 266 00:14:26,531 --> 00:14:28,533 You stabbed yourself? 267 00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:34,122 Wow... 268 00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:40,003 That's really kicked in, hasn't it? 269 00:14:40,003 --> 00:14:42,297 Your legs gone? 270 00:14:42,297 --> 00:14:44,508 Oh, tongue, too. 271 00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:48,095 Seen it before. 272 00:14:53,892 --> 00:14:56,895 ♪ 273 00:15:00,315 --> 00:15:01,942 You know? 274 00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:04,444 You and Tim are a lot alike. 275 00:15:05,696 --> 00:15:09,950 I felt so lucky to be let into your private, isolated worlds. 276 00:15:12,035 --> 00:15:14,538 But Tim messed up by seeing somebody else, 277 00:15:14,538 --> 00:15:16,707 or that's what I thought. 278 00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:18,375 This is the kicker. The day before, 279 00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:21,211 the day before we broke up, 280 00:15:21,211 --> 00:15:23,922 I found this emerald ring at his place. 281 00:15:23,922 --> 00:15:27,134 Just delivered. I mean, clearly meant for somebody else, right? 282 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:32,764 You know how I feel about being made second. 283 00:15:32,764 --> 00:15:34,808 That's a big trigger for me. 284 00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:41,356 It's so odd. 285 00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:45,569 When a person begs you 286 00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:48,238 for their life, it is such a tonic for me. 287 00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:51,241 ♪ 288 00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:57,164 And knowing, finally, I am truly number one for someone. 289 00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:04,588 You need me now more than ever, don't you? 290 00:16:05,672 --> 00:16:07,799 Charles, why does that feel so good? 291 00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:10,510 How crazy is it 292 00:16:10,510 --> 00:16:14,389 that ring was actually the ring 293 00:16:14,389 --> 00:16:16,350 from the murder you solved. 294 00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:19,686 Ironic. 295 00:16:19,686 --> 00:16:22,314 And tragic. My bad. I do own that. 296 00:16:28,528 --> 00:16:30,530 Oliver... 297 00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:36,703 ♪ 298 00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:38,747 Oh god. 299 00:16:39,289 --> 00:16:40,791 Oh, Mabel, I... 300 00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:43,585 I'm so, so sorry. 301 00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:45,087 She did it. 302 00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:48,674 She really killed him. 303 00:16:50,008 --> 00:16:51,885 Yeah, she did. She did. 304 00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:53,887 Charles! 305 00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:58,850 The trick now, it's not just you. 306 00:16:58,850 --> 00:17:01,144 There are two others I have to deal with and more. 307 00:17:01,144 --> 00:17:02,896 I mean, so many know about this 308 00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:04,982 because of your podcast. 309 00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:06,984 I've gotta think big here. 310 00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:12,239 Isn't it nice they opened all these fireplaces back up? 311 00:17:12,239 --> 00:17:15,450 I mean, in a way, it makes us all connected in the building. 312 00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:19,037 Should make for a fun finale. 313 00:17:19,037 --> 00:17:22,332 Too bad I'm gonna miss it. It's gonna be a gas. 314 00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:27,170 I want you to know 315 00:17:27,170 --> 00:17:29,256 this is definitely 316 00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:31,508 one of my rougher breakups, Charles. 317 00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:33,010 ♪ 318 00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:34,553 I really did fall in love with you. 319 00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:40,058 Sadly, 320 00:17:40,058 --> 00:17:43,061 I will not be seeing you bassooner or later. 321 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:02,080 ♪ 322 00:18:10,505 --> 00:18:11,757 Oh... 323 00:18:24,811 --> 00:18:27,314 Mm... 324 00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:36,156 Siri... 325 00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:38,325 I don't feel good... 326 00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:40,869 Okay. Playing Fields of Gold by Sting. 327 00:18:40,869 --> 00:18:43,372 Oh... 328 00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,541 ♪ song playing ♪ 329 00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:49,545 ♪ 330 00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:11,358 ♪ Fields of barley ♪ 331 00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:13,652 ♪ You'll forget the sun ♪ 332 00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:15,904 ♪ In his jealous sky ♪ 333 00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:17,281 ♪ As we walk in... ♪ 334 00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:22,661 ♪ So she took her love ♪ 335 00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:28,667 ♪ Upon the fields of barley ♪ 336 00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:42,014 Why is his door open? 337 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,224 Charles! Charles! 338 00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:47,227 ♪ frantic music playing ♪ 339 00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:50,772 Look. Where is he? 340 00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:55,110 You overpay for your arugula 341 00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:57,529 every time, Uma. 342 00:19:57,529 --> 00:20:00,490 You're one to talk, Miss Fresh Basil in February. 343 00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:02,034 Why'd you press all the buttons? 344 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,244 Oh, this asshole did it. 345 00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:06,663 You kick him out of the building, he goes on a bender. 346 00:20:06,663 --> 00:20:10,083 Oh god. I can't wait till he's gone. 347 00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:15,214 Ah! Oh my god! 348 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,423 I know, right? I just got her, 349 00:20:16,423 --> 00:20:18,091 and I love her so much. Meow... 350 00:20:18,091 --> 00:20:19,635 What's her name, Howard? 351 00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:22,262 Evelyn Seven. Lucky number Sevelyn. 352 00:20:22,262 --> 00:20:24,264 I feel like Evelyn's death wasn't in vain. 353 00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:26,725 Like, she really brought everybody together, you know? 354 00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,477 Ah... Shut it! 355 00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:30,771 If you guys would like to come over some time 356 00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:32,564 and play Parcheesi and have a gab, 357 00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:34,566 Sevelyn and I would love to have you over. 358 00:20:35,859 --> 00:20:37,152 Oh, is there room? 359 00:20:37,152 --> 00:20:39,655 Oh sure. Yeah, come on in. We can squeeze. 360 00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:41,114 Hi. 361 00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:42,616 Do you need help? 362 00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:46,453 You can schedule an out‐patient with my girl. 363 00:20:46,453 --> 00:20:48,956 And I now take cryptocurrency. 364 00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:54,628 There's a mess in there. 365 00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:01,426 Don't worry. This happened to Sting when The Police broke up. 366 00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:03,220 Never said a word. Augh... 367 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:07,641 I'm sending you back to your apartment. Get into bed and sleep it off. 368 00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:10,060 Don't tell anyone I told you about Sting. 369 00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:14,690 Nah... 370 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,943 ♪ 371 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:21,613 Lester, have you seen Charles? Just sent him upstairs, flat on his can, 372 00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:24,157 struck down with the Irish Flu. Didn't hear it from me. 373 00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:27,077 Same thing happened to Sting. Don't tell anyone I told you. 374 00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:35,669 How the hell does he... 375 00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:41,884 Oh my god, Charles! 376 00:21:41,884 --> 00:21:44,303 Wow, Lester was right! Grab him. 377 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,221 Okay, where did you get a Quaalude? 378 00:21:47,598 --> 00:21:49,683 Turn him over! 379 00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:51,518 Hey! Hey! 380 00:21:51,518 --> 00:21:54,021 Did Jan poison you? Yes! She poisoned me... 381 00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:55,939 We have to get him to a hospital. 382 00:21:55,939 --> 00:21:58,817 Or! We get as much milk into him as possible. 383 00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:00,360 It absorbs toxins. 384 00:22:01,612 --> 00:22:03,488 Ah! 385 00:22:03,488 --> 00:22:05,324 And if that doesn't work, I can urinate on him. 386 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,992 I think that's for jellyfish. 387 00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:10,370 Wait, what is he doing? Oh no, it's his phone! 388 00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:13,749 Is there something on your phone, buddy? What's your password? 389 00:22:15,209 --> 00:22:17,628 Okay, put his face on it. Okay. Hold it. 390 00:22:19,296 --> 00:22:21,548 It's not working! His facial muscles are too limp. 391 00:22:21,548 --> 00:22:23,175 It's okay. I know what to do. Look. 392 00:22:24,551 --> 00:22:27,012 We're in! Ah! God, I'm clever. Okay. 393 00:22:27,596 --> 00:22:29,514 Should make for a fun finale. 394 00:22:30,557 --> 00:22:32,935 It's Jan. Did you record Jan? 395 00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:35,812 Too bad I'm gonna miss it. 396 00:22:35,812 --> 00:22:38,357 It's gonna be a gas. Oh, hey. 397 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:40,108 Is anyone feeling dizzy? 398 00:22:40,108 --> 00:22:42,653 I was just about to start a fire, but it's like there's 399 00:22:42,653 --> 00:22:44,613 fumes coming up from the basement. 400 00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:45,948 Oh, my daughter's in there. 401 00:22:46,907 --> 00:22:48,742 Gas. 402 00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:50,410 Wait, did Jan... Woof! 403 00:22:50,410 --> 00:22:53,038 We have to go to the basement! Ah... 404 00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:55,374 How are we gonna get him anywhere? 405 00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:58,710 So poetic. Closed for years 406 00:22:58,710 --> 00:23:00,879 because of an asthmatic Tim Kono, 407 00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:03,632 our fireplaces were opened again because of his murder, 408 00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:05,801 only to lead to the death of thousands! 409 00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:07,803 I don't think thousands live here. 410 00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:10,430 Boy, you really don't take the ride, do you? 411 00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:15,936 The boiler room of the Arconia. 412 00:23:15,936 --> 00:23:17,771 The irritable bowel of the building. 413 00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:19,856 A perfect spot for a perfect ending. 414 00:23:22,025 --> 00:23:25,571 Okay. I'll take the west side of the building, you take the east. 415 00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:27,072 Okay. 416 00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:31,493 Oh my god! Look what she's done! 417 00:23:31,493 --> 00:23:34,496 What!? The thing! 418 00:23:34,496 --> 00:23:37,833 The duct! That wasn't attached to the thing! 419 00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:40,711 That shouldn't be that way! Do you see a duct attached 420 00:23:40,711 --> 00:23:42,129 to a thing it shouldn't be attached to? 421 00:23:42,129 --> 00:23:44,673 What are you even saying?! 422 00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:45,924 I'm pulling the thing out here... 423 00:23:48,719 --> 00:23:52,014 Okay, pull down the top of your thing! 424 00:23:54,808 --> 00:23:56,560 Ah! 425 00:23:57,311 --> 00:23:58,562 We did it! I think. 426 00:23:58,562 --> 00:24:01,398 We‐we took down the thing, so that the stuff won't go 427 00:24:01,398 --> 00:24:03,483 from the thing up into the... Yeah, we did it! 428 00:24:03,483 --> 00:24:05,527 Oh, you really did it. 429 00:24:07,321 --> 00:24:09,239 Get down here. 430 00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:11,241 ♪ 431 00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:14,119 Hey. 432 00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:16,121 Look at you still kicking. 433 00:24:16,788 --> 00:24:18,081 I was worried that hanky 434 00:24:18,081 --> 00:24:21,251 wouldn't do the full trick on Brazzos. 435 00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:25,547 Okay. Indulge me. I've always wanted to do this. 436 00:24:28,050 --> 00:24:29,426 Roses are red... 437 00:24:31,011 --> 00:24:33,055 violets are blue... 438 00:24:33,055 --> 00:24:35,057 who shall I kill? 439 00:24:35,057 --> 00:24:36,308 Maybe it's you. 440 00:24:36,808 --> 00:24:37,851 CHARLES No. 441 00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:43,023 ♪ 442 00:24:44,024 --> 00:24:45,025 No. 443 00:24:46,068 --> 00:24:48,445 This ends now, Jan. 444 00:24:48,445 --> 00:24:50,822 You won't shoot my friends. 445 00:24:50,822 --> 00:24:53,200 Shoot me if you need to, but not them. 446 00:24:54,243 --> 00:24:57,037 Because I don't want to live in a world without them anymore. 447 00:24:57,955 --> 00:25:00,165 There were parts of myself that were dead 448 00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:02,918 that they brought back to life. 449 00:25:04,127 --> 00:25:05,629 Before this... 450 00:25:06,463 --> 00:25:09,716 I was just a hollow shell walking around. 451 00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:12,928 And they made me alive. 452 00:25:24,815 --> 00:25:26,149 ♪ 453 00:25:26,149 --> 00:25:28,318 You're helping me get over you. 454 00:25:28,318 --> 00:25:29,820 No! 455 00:25:33,824 --> 00:25:35,909 This is for Tim. 456 00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:52,384 This sends the investigation into a whole new direction. 457 00:25:53,510 --> 00:25:55,637 Good one, Brazzos. 458 00:25:55,637 --> 00:25:57,472 Now, let's go get your stomach pumped. 459 00:26:00,017 --> 00:26:01,476 Eh... 460 00:26:02,477 --> 00:26:05,480 ♪ 461 00:26:15,699 --> 00:26:17,034 Is he gonna be okay? 462 00:26:17,034 --> 00:26:18,619 Three, two, one. 463 00:26:18,619 --> 00:26:20,203 He's gonna be fine. 464 00:26:22,623 --> 00:26:24,166 Oliver. 465 00:26:25,959 --> 00:26:29,546 It seems due to the events of tonight, there's been 466 00:26:29,546 --> 00:26:33,091 a reversal in sentiment regarding your tenancies 467 00:26:33,091 --> 00:26:35,260 here at the Arconia. 468 00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:37,638 Oh, please, just say it, Bunny. 469 00:26:37,638 --> 00:26:40,974 "Welcome back, you sexy thing!" 470 00:26:40,974 --> 00:26:42,976 I'll get you gone sooner or later. 471 00:26:44,394 --> 00:26:47,564 You're all idiots! Hey, Bunny. 472 00:26:47,564 --> 00:26:49,816 Congrats. You're the most hated person 473 00:26:49,816 --> 00:26:52,277 in the building now, you cranky old bitch. 474 00:26:55,781 --> 00:26:58,784 ♪ 475 00:27:01,203 --> 00:27:03,455 Dad? Your child's home. 476 00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:05,332 Oliver: Willie! 477 00:27:05,332 --> 00:27:08,794 And Winnie! My little girl! I'm so glad you're back. 478 00:27:08,794 --> 00:27:11,713 Hello. Hello, Winnie! 479 00:27:11,713 --> 00:27:13,215 Jesus, what a ride you've been on, huh? 480 00:27:13,215 --> 00:27:14,299 You think? 481 00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:16,051 I'm proud of you. 482 00:27:17,344 --> 00:27:19,346 I think. Um, I'm not even really clear 483 00:27:19,346 --> 00:27:21,848 what happened here, but I wanted to stop by 484 00:27:21,848 --> 00:27:23,892 and give you this. 485 00:27:23,892 --> 00:27:25,978 It's a check for your next big thing. 486 00:27:25,978 --> 00:27:27,980 No, no. I‐I don't want it. 487 00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:29,398 You sure? 488 00:27:30,399 --> 00:27:32,901 I'd take an awkward hug though. 489 00:27:33,902 --> 00:27:35,988 Okay. 490 00:27:38,991 --> 00:27:40,033 Huh. 491 00:27:40,617 --> 00:27:43,120 It's not so awkward, huh? No. That was nice. 492 00:27:43,745 --> 00:27:45,247 Well, I‐I can tell you what happened. 493 00:27:45,247 --> 00:27:49,042 You know, the whole insane story, unless you need to get going. 494 00:27:49,042 --> 00:27:51,169 No, no, no, no, no. I would... I'd like to stay. 495 00:27:52,713 --> 00:27:55,257 Oh, well. Okay, good. So, 496 00:27:55,257 --> 00:27:58,093 it‐it was very bizarre. Get in the elevator... 497 00:27:58,093 --> 00:28:01,096 ♪ 498 00:28:04,141 --> 00:28:06,268 This is incredible. 499 00:28:06,268 --> 00:28:09,021 Took me long enough, I know. 500 00:28:09,021 --> 00:28:10,898 Yeah, well... 501 00:28:10,898 --> 00:28:13,442 Some things are worth the wait. 502 00:28:13,442 --> 00:28:16,320 Hm. Nice positive‐as‐fuck words 503 00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:18,071 from the man who just got his good name back. 504 00:28:18,071 --> 00:28:20,073 Yeah. 505 00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:24,661 You okay? 506 00:28:26,830 --> 00:28:29,541 Yeah. I am. 507 00:28:32,502 --> 00:28:33,754 What? 508 00:28:35,756 --> 00:28:38,300 It's just been a long time since I've said that 509 00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:40,219 and actually meant it. 510 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,138 Come here. 511 00:28:44,223 --> 00:28:47,226 ♪ 512 00:29:27,474 --> 00:29:30,477 ♪ 513 00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:56,545 My story really ends with you. 514 00:29:57,796 --> 00:30:01,008 Even though I didn't get to know all that went on once I left, 515 00:30:02,217 --> 00:30:04,261 a connection was made... 516 00:30:04,261 --> 00:30:06,597 among three strangers... 517 00:30:06,597 --> 00:30:10,267 willing to embrace their own messes... 518 00:30:11,268 --> 00:30:13,687 and to recognize 519 00:30:13,687 --> 00:30:16,607 we are all connected. 520 00:30:16,607 --> 00:30:18,609 We started with the question, 521 00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:21,653 "Who is Tim Kono?" 522 00:30:23,113 --> 00:30:26,116 The answer, as it turned out... 523 00:30:27,784 --> 00:30:29,786 we are all Tim Kono. 524 00:30:32,039 --> 00:30:33,707 That was amazing. 525 00:30:33,707 --> 00:30:35,417 I mean, I just... 526 00:30:35,417 --> 00:30:38,045 That‐that's the best performance you've ever given. 527 00:30:38,045 --> 00:30:40,088 I have nothing left to teach you. 528 00:30:40,088 --> 00:30:43,967 Really? So I can finally add "voiceover acting" to my resume? 529 00:30:45,135 --> 00:30:47,137 Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves. 530 00:30:48,222 --> 00:30:50,390 And one more toast to Mabel. 531 00:30:50,390 --> 00:30:51,934 To Mabel Mora. Oh stop. 532 00:30:51,934 --> 00:30:54,228 Yeah‐Oh, sorry. 533 00:30:54,228 --> 00:30:58,023 Hey, you know, I'm amazed how spectacular that ring still looks after 534 00:30:58,023 --> 00:30:59,483 you knocked out a murderer. 535 00:30:59,483 --> 00:31:01,109 Or y‐Charles' girlfriend. 536 00:31:01,109 --> 00:31:03,612 Or ex‐girlfriend. Not sure how you landed. 537 00:31:04,947 --> 00:31:07,449 You're handling this pretty well. 538 00:31:07,449 --> 00:31:09,868 You know, I'm thinking of putting myself out there again. 539 00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:11,912 I mean, I slept with a murderer! 540 00:31:11,912 --> 00:31:14,581 That is a great story to tell on a first date. 541 00:31:16,917 --> 00:31:20,754 Does anyone else feel like there's still a couple of loose ends? 542 00:31:20,754 --> 00:31:22,631 Loose ends? 543 00:31:22,631 --> 00:31:24,633 I don't know. Maybe it's just a feeling. 544 00:31:25,634 --> 00:31:27,678 All I know is that we've run out of champagne. 545 00:31:27,678 --> 00:31:30,347 Mm. I will get some from my apartment. 546 00:31:30,347 --> 00:31:31,890 Ah... Thank you, ma'am! 547 00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:33,392 Yep. 548 00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:38,438 So, I was thinking that maybe, uh, 549 00:31:38,438 --> 00:31:41,900 we should do something maybe more salacious for the next case. 550 00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:43,151 What do you think? 551 00:31:43,151 --> 00:31:44,778 What makes you think I want to work with you again? 552 00:31:44,778 --> 00:31:47,781 Oh, please. You're nothing without me. 553 00:31:47,781 --> 00:31:49,866 We do make a decent team. 554 00:31:49,866 --> 00:31:52,536 I mean, we could, um, talk about it tomorrow. 555 00:31:52,536 --> 00:31:54,037 If you're free. 556 00:31:54,037 --> 00:31:55,706 Well, Charles‐Haden Savage, 557 00:31:55,706 --> 00:31:57,749 are you asking me to be your bestie? 558 00:31:57,749 --> 00:32:00,627 "Bestie"? What are we, 14? 559 00:32:00,627 --> 00:32:02,588 No, no, listen. I‐I'm flattered. 560 00:32:02,588 --> 00:32:05,424 So should we meet at 7, or you think... 561 00:32:05,424 --> 00:32:08,051 more of a coffee thing? Or something like 4? 562 00:32:08,051 --> 00:32:10,470 You‐you know, I'm starting to regret this alread‐‐ 563 00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:12,389 Is that getting louder? 564 00:32:12,389 --> 00:32:14,057 Yeah. Closer, too. 565 00:32:17,394 --> 00:32:19,271 "Get out of the building now." 566 00:32:19,271 --> 00:32:21,565 Exclamation point. Exclamation point. 567 00:32:21,565 --> 00:32:23,358 Exclamation point. Three exclamation points. 568 00:32:23,358 --> 00:32:25,611 Whose number is this? I don't know. 569 00:32:26,236 --> 00:32:28,655 Okay, this is getting scary. What is going on? 570 00:32:29,406 --> 00:32:30,824 We gotta get Mabel. 571 00:32:30,824 --> 00:32:32,826 Mabel! Oh my god! Oh my god! 572 00:32:32,826 --> 00:32:34,077 ♪ 573 00:32:34,077 --> 00:32:36,705 Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! 574 00:32:36,705 --> 00:32:38,832 Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! 575 00:32:38,832 --> 00:32:40,542 We gotta get her! I'm not leaving her here! 576 00:32:40,542 --> 00:32:42,127 Oh, and I would? Of course you would! 577 00:32:42,127 --> 00:32:43,378 Of course I would! 578 00:32:50,636 --> 00:32:51,929 It's not what you think. 579 00:32:54,431 --> 00:32:56,600 Bunny! I just opened the door, 580 00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:58,018 and she stumbled in on me! 581 00:32:58,644 --> 00:33:00,103 Is that your knitting needle? 582 00:33:00,103 --> 00:33:01,438 Yes. 583 00:33:01,438 --> 00:33:03,065 Nobody move! 584 00:33:03,065 --> 00:33:05,025 Hands up! 585 00:33:06,902 --> 00:33:09,905 ♪ Manhattan by The Supremes playing ♪ 586 00:33:13,325 --> 00:33:16,036 ♪ We'll have Manhattan ♪ 587 00:33:16,036 --> 00:33:18,330 ♪ The Bronx and Staten... ♪ 588 00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:21,124 Don't say a fucking word. 589 00:33:21,792 --> 00:33:23,794 ♪ It's lovely ♪ 590 00:33:23,794 --> 00:33:27,089 ♪ Going through ♪ 591 00:33:27,089 --> 00:33:30,509 ♪ The zoo ♪ 592 00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:36,431 ♪ It's very fancy ♪ 593 00:33:36,431 --> 00:33:39,184 ♪ On old Delancey Street ♪ 594 00:33:39,184 --> 00:33:40,936 ♪ You know ♪ 595 00:33:42,145 --> 00:33:45,649 ♪ The subway charms us so ♪ 596 00:33:46,608 --> 00:33:48,610 ♪ When balmy ♪ 597 00:33:48,610 --> 00:33:51,572 ♪ Breezes blow ♪ 598 00:33:51,572 --> 00:33:54,074 ♪ To and fro ♪ 599 00:33:54,074 --> 00:33:55,242 ♪ And tell me... ♪ 600 00:33:55,242 --> 00:33:57,244 This... could be interesting. 601 00:33:58,745 --> 00:34:00,372 Coming this fall, 602 00:34:00,372 --> 00:34:03,375 Only Murderers in the Building. 603 00:34:04,209 --> 00:34:06,336 That's good, Poppy. 604 00:34:06,336 --> 00:34:08,547 That's very good. 605 00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:09,548 I wrote that. 606 00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:12,050 ♪ By ♪ 607 00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:14,970 ♪ The great big city's ♪ 608 00:34:14,970 --> 00:34:18,390 ♪ A wondrous toy ♪ 609 00:34:18,390 --> 00:34:20,350 ♪ Just made for ♪ 610 00:34:20,350 --> 00:34:23,353 ♪ A girl and boy ♪ 611 00:34:25,230 --> 00:34:28,442 ♪ We'll turn Manhattan ♪ 612 00:34:28,442 --> 00:34:32,154 ♪ Into an isle of ♪ 613 00:34:32,154 --> 00:34:35,157 ♪ Joy... ♪ 614 00:34:38,201 --> 00:34:39,202 ♪ song ends ♪ 615 00:34:39,202 --> 00:34:42,122 From this moment on, that is mine. Do you understand? 616 00:34:42,122 --> 00:34:44,750 Say otherwise, and you will be stocking the NPR fridge 617 00:34:44,750 --> 00:34:47,252 with LaCroix until you're 50. Do you fucking hear me? 618 00:34:47,252 --> 00:34:50,255 ♪ theme song playing ♪ 619 00:34:50,255 --> 00:34:53,258 ♪ vocalizing ♪ 620 00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:23,163 ♪