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We should do our own podcast.

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Only Murders In The Building.

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How do I know you?

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Oh, Charles was in
an... an old TV series.

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What was it called? Bozos.

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Brazzos.

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I have to finish this.
I have to see this through.

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Do you like your Beats?

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I can't get any work.

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You have to sell the apartment.

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It's all I have.

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All in favor of evicting
all three members of

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Murder, She Wrote?

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A direct route into Bunny's.

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You're sleeping with a murderer!

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This ends now, Jan.

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Hey, Bunny! Congrats!

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You're the most hated
person in the building now,

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you cranky old bitch.

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"Get out of the building now."

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Mabel!

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We gotta get her!
I'm not leaving her here!

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It's not what you think.

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Bunny!

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- Is that your knitting needle?
- Yes!

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Don't say a fucking word.

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Coming this fall,

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Only Murder-ers in the Building.

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New York City.

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Who doesn't want to become
the talk of the town here?

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I mean, make a name for
yourself in this city,

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and it can feel like the
most sparkling place on Earth.

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- It's that murder guy! Hey!
- Hello.

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Whoa!

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Full of fireworks and excitement.

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But there are two ways
you can become known here.

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You can become famous
for doing good things...

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or you can become infamous

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for doing truly terrible acts.

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You wanna avoid that second one.

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Whoa!

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Look at you. Look at you,

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you dusty, old, dried-up dribble dick.

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You got no fuckin' idea how much
trouble you're in, do you? Hm?

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This guy's got no idea, huh?

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- None.
- You have no clue, huh?

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What kind of a sloppy shit-mess

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you chodes are swimming into, right?

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- Right? No.
- Uh...

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You know, the only thing that could
be worse for you two low-hanging,

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dehydrated scrota-sacks...

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is if you were her.

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Yeah, yeah, I-I-I don't do podcasts.
You know, I-I like Howard Stern.

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You know, old Stern, before
he started doing therapy

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and got all gentrified and shit.

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Back when it was just the
Wack Pack and Butt Bongo.

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Before Baba Booey got those big,

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filthy teeth fixed.
You know, but I, uh...

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I did try your podcast. Yeah. Mm.

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It was ab... It's absolute
shit. I mean, it really...

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It sucks, but this, uh,

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one part from the first episode...

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Let's just say it, uh...

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stuck out.

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I have this recurring dream.
I'm in bed.

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I wake up, and there's
a man standing over me.

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So, I kick him right in the nuts,
and I grab my knitting needle,

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and I take him down to the bone

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with that thing.

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That's you.

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Lawyer.

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What, y-you're asking for a lawyer?

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No, I'm asking if you're a lawyer,
you know, 'cause you're so smart.

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- Sorry.
- What?

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No, my bad. It was a little funny.

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- What, her?
- W-what she said was a little funny.

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What, you think you're
Rodney Dangerfield?

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- Oh.
- Who?

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Who?

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Hold on a minute!

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You can't pin this on Mabel.

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She couldn't have done this!

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I wanna believe you.

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I really do.

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But, do you hear what you are saying?

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A woman magically
appears, in your apartment,

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with a goddamn knitting
needle in her chest?

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Come on.

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- She...
- What? She was what?

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I went to get champagne,

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and Bunny was just there.

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That's all I remember...

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- No. No.
- Bullshit! This is bullshit!

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Mabel, there's so many
fucking holes in your story!

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You know, there's more
fucking holes in your story

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than we have in our victim, and
that's a lot of fucking holes.

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Eight fucking holes, to be exact.

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Do you think that it makes you
seem tough saying "fuck" so much?

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- What?
- I mean, I get it

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because I used to think the same thing,

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but then I realized something.
Do you wanna know what I realized?

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Yeah, w-w-what did you realize?

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Fuck you. Lawyer.

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Fuck.

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She was gone for two minutes. We
were celebrating. W-why would she...

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Okay, th-then l-l-let's
just talk about you,

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okay? Let-let's talk about you.

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You hated Bunny, right?

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The Board President who
wanted you out of the building

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'cause you couldn't
pay your rent, right?

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Now that I think of it, I
have had my doubts about Mabel.

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You know, I played this scene
a hundred times on my show.

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Especially season nine
when the budget got cut,

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and we could only afford to
shoot in interrogation rooms.

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So I know your tricks.

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Hi! Charles-Haden Savage!

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That's a decorative mirror, Charles.

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I think the two-way you
looking for is on this wall.

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I knew that.

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The old decorative mirror trick.

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Nice try. Might have worked.

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On a moron.

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- Sit down, Charles!
- Yes, ma'am.

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Let's cut to the chase now!

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What did you do with the knife?

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Knife?

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Yeah. What did you do with the knife?

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The blade. The one you used.

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So you have three people
who solved two crimes

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that you couldn't figure out,

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who are now clearly being framed,

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and you don't even have
the real murder weapon?

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It was you, right? Who texted us to
get out of the building last night?

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It most definitely was not me.

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Gotcha. I knew it was you.

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- I know you did not just wink at me.
- Kinda did.

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Wow! Look at this.

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Hold it a second.

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They cropped me out?!

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This is such bullshit.

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You know, I'm also involved in this.

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Okay, alright. Focus. All eyes on me.

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You are all... persons of interest now.

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Thank you!

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Meaning...

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that we can't charge you. Yet.

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But, that can change at any time

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with new evidence.

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And we are looking. Believe me.

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Because that is our jobs, not yours.

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So, that means no investigating,

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that means no fucking podca...

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Mora, please tell the tiny
one to stop recording me.

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- Oliver, put the phone down.
- Oh...

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This is your ticket to live your lives.

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You're free to return to your homes. So,

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get a new hobby. Now. I do
not give a damn what it is.

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Just as long as it
doesn't land you in jail.

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- Like knitting?
- Alright, don't be a smart ass.

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- It's kind of her thing.
- Well, your thing is going to be

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making toilet wine in a jail cell

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if you don't zip your lips. Got it? Go.

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Come on! Go! Now!

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- Oh my God!
- Oh my God!

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Oh my God!

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Sweet freedom for the innocent!

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And justice for all crime-fighters!

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They were wrong!

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Oliver Putnam can get
arrested in this town!

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And, oh, baby,
does that feel wonderful.

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- We're live right now!
- I'm not signing, please.

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I'm just like you!

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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com

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Like your Beats?

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- Huh?
- It's a callback

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because we're right back where we...

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Forget it.

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- She's not wearing Beats.
- I said forget it, didn't I?

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So, uh, Bunny was just...

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There, I think.

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Did you see anyone else?

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Well, how could that be?

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Poor Bunny.

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I mean, my God, we...

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never got along, but still.

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Poor Bun-Bun.

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That plays right?

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I mean, if you were on
a jury, you'd buy that?

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- Oliver!
- You know, it's very rare

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for a true crime podcast to do a sequel.

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They usually move on to a new case
that never hits like the original,

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like when they followed up the
great Dead End with that, uh, Bill...

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- Billy the Butcher. It was terrible.
- Oh, that was the worst. Terrible.

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So, you know, we have a...

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- we have a real opportunity here.
- No, no.

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You heard Detective Williams. We
can't get tied into... I can't...

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Oliver, stop!

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I need a life away from death.

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We should all just let ourselves
be a little boring again.

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Can I just say something?

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I'd rather be dead than boring.

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Did you guys hear that Bunny
was stabbed with a knife

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- the cops don't have yet?
- Wait a minute,

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it wasn't just the knitting
needle? That's huge!

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Look!

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Guys, maybe we could have
brunch once in a while

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or go watch people
play chess in the park.

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Whatever it is guys your
age are into besides murder.

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Later.

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- Well, the chess thing, yeah.
- Brunch. I'd rather have brunch.

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Oh!

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Hey, Brock!

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Yeah, I can hold for Brock.

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Hey, Brock.

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Yeah. No, no, no. Just for questioning.

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Uh, th-that probably
didn't help my chances

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of getting work though, huh?

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What?

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A reboot?

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Hello, Mabel. This is Alice
Banks from Third Arm Gallery.

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Hello, Mabel. This is Alice
Banks from Third Arm Gallery.

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We're a little artist
collective downtown.

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Uh, maybe you've heard of us.

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I know this is insane, given
all you're going through,

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a stranger sending you
a random video message,

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but I really love your mural,

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and I haven't been able
to stop thinking about it.

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Uh, anyway, um, I know
this is last minute,

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but the gallery are having
a little opening tomorrow,

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and we were wondering
if you wanted to come.

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So... yeah.

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Sending you lots of love and
hope to hear from you. Bye.

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Come on, baby.

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Oh, hold the elevator!

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Thanks, lover.

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Well, hello there, Amy Schumer.

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Well, hello.

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Are you moving into Sting's apartment?

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Uh, oh, yes!

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Sting. Right. Such a fan.

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- Oh, we all are.
- Yeah.

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I loved him before he
was even in The Police.

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Sting's in law enforcement?

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Well, welcome to the building.

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Are you Oliver Putnam?

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Well, that depends. Are you suing me?

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No... I only sued Judd Apatow.

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Oh, and that must make you Winnie.

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Oh.

258
00:15:26,645 --> 00:15:29,380
Did we ever find out who poisoned you?

259
00:15:29,828 --> 00:15:32,234
I just have to say,

260
00:15:32,239 --> 00:15:34,862
I really enjoyed Only
Murders In The Building.

261
00:15:34,862 --> 00:15:37,322
- Oh, well, thank you very much.
- No, no, no. I mean,

262
00:15:37,322 --> 00:15:39,607
I really enjoyed it.

263
00:15:39,778 --> 00:15:42,646
I was never that into murder before.

264
00:15:42,814 --> 00:15:46,575
Podcasts. Murder podcasts.
Until yours. But, you...

265
00:15:46,580 --> 00:15:48,911
you guys just made it feel so...

266
00:15:48,916 --> 00:15:50,482
cozy.

267
00:15:50,721 --> 00:15:53,014
You know? Just cozy murder.

268
00:15:53,551 --> 00:15:55,303
So good. Plus, I-I mean,

269
00:15:55,308 --> 00:15:58,311
y-you were so raw. You
know, all of you, and just...

270
00:15:58,316 --> 00:16:00,986
And not afraid of bombing.

271
00:16:00,991 --> 00:16:03,599
Just really wasting people's time.

272
00:16:05,586 --> 00:16:09,114
Reminded me of my early days
doing stand-up. Well, day.

273
00:16:09,479 --> 00:16:13,677
I got great pretty quick... Is
there gonna be a second season?

274
00:16:14,179 --> 00:16:16,773
Well, second seasons
are tough, you know,

275
00:16:16,778 --> 00:16:19,364
but people keep dying.
So, I suppose there's...

276
00:16:19,364 --> 00:16:20,574
always a chance.

277
00:16:22,868 --> 00:16:24,369
Oh.

278
00:16:26,557 --> 00:16:28,802
Would you ever consider, uh...

279
00:16:30,169 --> 00:16:31,960
Never mind. It-it's stupid.

280
00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:34,310
- What?
- No, it-it's...

281
00:16:34,315 --> 00:16:36,043
I shouldn't have even
opened my tiny mouth.

282
00:16:36,048 --> 00:16:38,263
Oh no, come on. What? What? What?

283
00:16:38,268 --> 00:16:40,911
Okay. Well, I just had a thought...

284
00:16:41,553 --> 00:16:44,598
Would you ever consider selling
me the rights to the podcast,

285
00:16:44,598 --> 00:16:45,872
so I could turn it into

286
00:16:45,877 --> 00:16:47,953
an 8-to-10 episode streaming series

287
00:16:47,958 --> 00:16:51,669
with exclusive internet
content leading to gamification?

288
00:16:53,255 --> 00:16:55,208
This is a thought you just had?

289
00:16:55,213 --> 00:16:58,403
I mean, surely, you've considered
developing it into a series.

290
00:16:58,408 --> 00:17:00,327
Well, I'd be lying if I didn't say

291
00:17:00,332 --> 00:17:02,152
I had a 200-page pitch deck

292
00:17:02,157 --> 00:17:03,717
floating around my apartment somewhere.

293
00:17:04,099 --> 00:17:05,630
Okay, good!

294
00:17:05,635 --> 00:17:07,533
So, come by my place.
We'll figure it all out.

295
00:17:07,538 --> 00:17:09,114
- Okay.
- And, uh...

296
00:17:09,119 --> 00:17:10,896
don't forget to bring a turkey.

297
00:17:11,795 --> 00:17:13,088
Oh!

298
00:17:13,093 --> 00:17:15,352
- Callback!
- That's a callback. So clever.

299
00:17:15,357 --> 00:17:16,617
But do bring tequila.

300
00:17:16,622 --> 00:17:18,622
And ice. And a glass.

301
00:17:21,635 --> 00:17:23,637
God, I love this building.

302
00:17:29,451 --> 00:17:32,329
And Brazzos is doing
a cross-promotion with Golden Girls,

303
00:17:32,334 --> 00:17:33,961
so we go on Password,

304
00:17:33,966 --> 00:17:35,843
and my partner is Betty White,

305
00:17:35,848 --> 00:17:39,464
who turns every clue into,
like, something naughty.

306
00:17:39,469 --> 00:17:42,114
And I have to act outraged...

307
00:17:43,318 --> 00:17:44,870
She was good people.

308
00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:47,313
- I could hear these stories all day.
- Mm-hmm.

309
00:17:47,318 --> 00:17:49,616
That's why Brazzos is
so perfect for a reboot.

310
00:17:49,621 --> 00:17:50,539
You know, I agree with you

311
00:17:50,544 --> 00:17:53,120
because sometimes I'm flipping
through the TV, and I'm thinking,

312
00:17:53,125 --> 00:17:55,669
"Hey, where are all the cop shows?"

313
00:17:57,963 --> 00:18:00,586
'Cause th-there seems to
be a lot of cop... Anyway,

314
00:18:00,591 --> 00:18:02,217
so, do you think they're
gonna go for this?

315
00:18:02,217 --> 00:18:05,000
Oh. We're picked up for series already.

316
00:18:05,005 --> 00:18:07,446
Eighteen episodes on CBS.

317
00:18:07,451 --> 00:18:09,469
- Whoa!
- Crazy, right?

318
00:18:09,474 --> 00:18:12,561
With... Naomi Jackson.

319
00:18:12,561 --> 00:18:13,979
I love her!

320
00:18:13,979 --> 00:18:16,383
- Who's she playing?
- She's Brazzos.

321
00:18:17,101 --> 00:18:18,227
She's...

322
00:18:20,892 --> 00:18:22,024
And I would be...

323
00:18:22,029 --> 00:18:23,829
Uncle Brazzos.

324
00:18:26,077 --> 00:18:27,662
Uncle Brazzos...

325
00:18:29,995 --> 00:18:32,289
And, uh, Naomi would be my...

326
00:18:32,289 --> 00:18:33,290
- Niece.
- Niece.

327
00:18:33,290 --> 00:18:34,291
- By marriage.
- Uh-huh.

328
00:18:34,291 --> 00:18:37,169
Or she's a friend who
affectionately calls you "Uncle."

329
00:18:37,169 --> 00:18:39,675
Or something. The
writers are spit-balling.

330
00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:42,446
We had you in mind for
this early on, but...

331
00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:44,977
honestly, we thought you were dead.

332
00:18:44,982 --> 00:18:48,383
The casting director had
you listed as "NA/dead."

333
00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:52,434
Then you start popping
up on all the front pages

334
00:18:52,434 --> 00:18:55,130
of all the papers. Crazy great timing.

335
00:18:56,057 --> 00:18:57,591
So...

336
00:18:57,849 --> 00:19:01,026
is this an offer? I'm Brazzos again?

337
00:19:01,026 --> 00:19:03,654
Uncle Brazzos. It's a series regular.

338
00:19:04,568 --> 00:19:06,945
As long as you stay out of jail.

339
00:19:16,395 --> 00:19:19,774
♪ Look at me, look at me, butterfly,
keep it light when I get it done ♪

340
00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:24,568
♪ Look at me, look at me, double
time on the ride when I beat my drum ♪

341
00:19:25,060 --> 00:19:28,794
♪ Look at me, look at me, I don't
stop till I drop, yeah, keep it going ♪

342
00:19:28,799 --> 00:19:31,278
♪ 'Cause everybody
know, everybody know ♪

343
00:19:31,283 --> 00:19:33,607
♪ Everybody know, everybody know ♪

344
00:19:34,810 --> 00:19:35,894
Scorching.

345
00:19:36,003 --> 00:19:37,778
Y-you're the real deal, aren't you?

346
00:19:38,147 --> 00:19:40,224
- Excuse me?
- Bloody Mabel.

347
00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:43,224
- Here. Uh, quick selfie together?
- Oh, I...

348
00:19:43,229 --> 00:19:45,274
How about a quick exit? For you.

349
00:19:45,279 --> 00:19:47,685
Have a good night though,
sir. Thank you very much.

350
00:19:49,992 --> 00:19:51,372
Thank you.

351
00:19:51,702 --> 00:19:54,329
- Hi, Alice.
- Hi. I'm really glad you came.

352
00:19:54,329 --> 00:19:57,165
- I'm so glad you're not a catfish.
- Nope. No, no.

353
00:19:57,170 --> 00:19:58,422
All too real.

354
00:19:59,816 --> 00:20:02,341
Uh, but you better watch out
for these piranhas, though.

355
00:20:03,017 --> 00:20:04,841
I hope you brought your knitting needle.

356
00:20:08,926 --> 00:20:12,695
My dad got me a jigsaw
puzzle of Frida when I was 4.

357
00:20:13,183 --> 00:20:15,148
It was 1,000 pieces.

358
00:20:15,153 --> 00:20:19,156
Small ones with repeats
of the same flowers.

359
00:20:20,313 --> 00:20:23,107
I finished it the day before I turned 5.

360
00:20:27,482 --> 00:20:29,776
Sorry. There's just something...

361
00:20:29,781 --> 00:20:32,112
uh, very compelling about you.

362
00:20:33,161 --> 00:20:34,496
Thank you,

363
00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:36,586
but you don't really
know anything about me.

364
00:20:36,591 --> 00:20:38,593
Well, I know four things.

365
00:20:39,684 --> 00:20:42,103
I know some people are
calling you Bloody Mabel,

366
00:20:42,732 --> 00:20:44,383
I know I like your art,

367
00:20:45,020 --> 00:20:47,516
I know I want that dress, and, um,

368
00:20:47,903 --> 00:20:50,531
now I know that you had
a Frida puzzle as a kid.

369
00:20:51,540 --> 00:20:54,501
Well, all I know about you
is that you like sliding into

370
00:20:54,506 --> 00:20:56,273
people's DMs,

371
00:20:56,278 --> 00:20:58,773
and that you'd like my aunt's closet.

372
00:20:58,778 --> 00:21:00,807
Because that's where
got this dress from.

373
00:21:00,812 --> 00:21:02,820
Yes, very likely. But,

374
00:21:02,825 --> 00:21:04,892
I don't just DM any old broad.

375
00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:06,398
Hm. Why me?

376
00:21:06,403 --> 00:21:07,863
It's an instinct.

377
00:21:07,868 --> 00:21:09,995
And we could use some new
energy in our collective.

378
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,960
So, this is, what, a recruitment?

379
00:21:11,965 --> 00:21:14,218
Hm. Total recruitment. How am I doing?

380
00:21:14,223 --> 00:21:16,359
Decently. I might need a pamphlet.

381
00:21:16,516 --> 00:21:18,859
You know, Frida didn't have an MFA.

382
00:21:19,256 --> 00:21:20,633
She didn't even have two working legs,

383
00:21:20,637 --> 00:21:23,961
but what she did have is natural
talent and everyone's attention.

384
00:21:25,298 --> 00:21:26,967
Remind you of anyone?

385
00:21:32,382 --> 00:21:34,718
Look, it's not a bad
place to start from,

386
00:21:34,723 --> 00:21:36,475
as long as you have the right support.

387
00:21:36,682 --> 00:21:39,109
Why don't you come back
and get to know our space?

388
00:21:40,346 --> 00:21:42,033
It's not a cult, right?

389
00:21:42,038 --> 00:21:43,956
Just bring your paints.

390
00:21:45,130 --> 00:21:47,980
I'm just gonna need to hear
you say that it's not a cult.

391
00:21:47,985 --> 00:21:50,696
- Mm.
- Just out loud...

392
00:21:51,323 --> 00:21:53,527
♪ Ain't nothing like the real thing ♪

393
00:21:53,532 --> 00:21:55,158
♪ Ain't nothing like the real... ♪

394
00:22:03,312 --> 00:22:04,773
In my new podcast,

395
00:22:04,777 --> 00:22:06,957
Only Murderers in the Building,

396
00:22:06,962 --> 00:22:09,000
we will probe into the Arconia

397
00:22:09,005 --> 00:22:12,587
and three residents who
remain prime suspects

398
00:22:12,592 --> 00:22:15,303
in the grisly stabbing
death of Bunny Folger.

399
00:22:16,521 --> 00:22:19,107
Charles-Haden Savage,

400
00:22:19,112 --> 00:22:20,846
a washed-up television cop

401
00:22:20,851 --> 00:22:23,445
whose blurred sense of fact and fiction

402
00:22:23,450 --> 00:22:25,444
led him into a tangled romance

403
00:22:25,449 --> 00:22:27,785
with the last Arconia murderer,

404
00:22:27,790 --> 00:22:31,168
and whose father spent the
latter years of his life

405
00:22:31,173 --> 00:22:32,758
in and out of prison.

406
00:22:33,374 --> 00:22:34,750
How do you know that?

407
00:22:34,755 --> 00:22:36,507
I'm Cinda Canning, bitch.

408
00:22:37,161 --> 00:22:39,621
"Bloody Mabel" Mora,

409
00:22:39,626 --> 00:22:43,255
the freeloading 20-something who
has now been intimately involved

410
00:22:43,260 --> 00:22:46,638
in three grisly murders
in the same building.

411
00:22:46,643 --> 00:22:49,016
We will uncover the
roots of her violent past,

412
00:22:49,021 --> 00:22:51,107
not only as victim and witness,

413
00:22:51,112 --> 00:22:53,253
but also as a perpetrator.

414
00:22:53,258 --> 00:22:56,922
Whatever you think you know about
me, it's not the whole story.

415
00:22:57,205 --> 00:22:59,484
Girl, your crime is showing.

416
00:23:00,591 --> 00:23:02,969
You've been stained.

417
00:23:02,974 --> 00:23:04,805
Poppy, we don't need that line.

418
00:23:05,372 --> 00:23:07,281
What are you knitting, Cindy?

419
00:23:07,777 --> 00:23:11,219
Oh, Indiana. That's nice.

420
00:23:13,864 --> 00:23:17,326
Oliver Putnam, the
derelict theater director

421
00:23:17,331 --> 00:23:20,960
who almost killed 12 people
with his last Broadway outing,

422
00:23:20,965 --> 00:23:25,119
has a long paper trail of
Bunny hatred over the years.

423
00:23:25,832 --> 00:23:27,252
Don't you?

424
00:23:28,168 --> 00:23:31,091
Say it, forget it. Write it, regret it.

425
00:23:31,096 --> 00:23:32,548
You lunatic.

426
00:23:33,393 --> 00:23:34,755
You wouldn't.

427
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:38,424
Tune in weekly as our
investigation unfolds in real time.

428
00:23:39,260 --> 00:23:40,799
I'm Cinda Canning.

429
00:23:44,896 --> 00:23:46,356
So we all heard that.

430
00:23:46,361 --> 00:23:48,238
I can't believe she's investigating us.

431
00:23:48,243 --> 00:23:49,953
And real time, too.

432
00:23:49,958 --> 00:23:52,338
I mean, she's stealing our format.

433
00:23:52,343 --> 00:23:54,137
We did invent that format, right?

434
00:23:54,142 --> 00:23:57,187
What, the format where we
drop a true crime podcast

435
00:23:57,192 --> 00:23:59,360
before we even have a story,

436
00:23:59,365 --> 00:24:01,071
an ending, or even a crime?

437
00:24:01,076 --> 00:24:02,536
Yeah, that's all us.

438
00:24:02,536 --> 00:24:04,705
You know, Cinda Canning is very lucky

439
00:24:04,705 --> 00:24:07,499
- that my attorney passed away.
- I thought you said he was disbarred.

440
00:24:07,499 --> 00:24:10,085
This is no time for semantics, Charles!

441
00:24:10,085 --> 00:24:11,628
She's stealing our format!

442
00:24:11,633 --> 00:24:13,719
Cinda doesn't even know
what happened that night.

443
00:24:15,435 --> 00:24:16,853
What did happen that night?

444
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:19,840
It's all a blur.

445
00:24:22,431 --> 00:24:24,558
- Except...
- Except?

446
00:24:27,417 --> 00:24:29,419
I think Bunny said something.

447
00:24:33,358 --> 00:24:34,693
Oh!

448
00:24:36,408 --> 00:24:38,238
14...

449
00:24:39,865 --> 00:24:41,299
14.

450
00:24:41,397 --> 00:24:43,233
14?

451
00:24:43,705 --> 00:24:45,206
What does that mean?

452
00:24:45,370 --> 00:24:47,748
Okay, people, we know
what we have to do.

453
00:24:47,748 --> 00:24:50,322
We need to go full "OliMabel" here.

454
00:24:50,327 --> 00:24:51,411
- What the fuck?
- What?

455
00:24:51,416 --> 00:24:54,419
OliMabel! That's our ship
name. All our names put into one.

456
00:24:54,424 --> 00:24:56,293
Where is the "Charles" in "OliMabel"?

457
00:24:56,298 --> 00:24:57,505
The Charles is silent.

458
00:24:57,510 --> 00:24:58,963
Okay, so what we need to do

459
00:24:58,968 --> 00:25:00,720
is break into Bunny's apartment.

460
00:25:00,725 --> 00:25:02,007
- What?
- What?

461
00:25:02,012 --> 00:25:05,265
We slip in real quick, we
find a clue that isn't us,

462
00:25:05,265 --> 00:25:06,683
and then Cinda has nothing!

463
00:25:06,683 --> 00:25:08,685
We can't be seen breaking
into Bunny's apartment!

464
00:25:08,685 --> 00:25:10,395
Cinda finds that out,
everything blows up.

465
00:25:10,395 --> 00:25:13,232
Yeah, well, our lives blow
up if we all go down for this.

466
00:25:13,232 --> 00:25:15,994
And I sure as hell can
kiss Amy Schumer goodbye.

467
00:25:17,205 --> 00:25:20,166
Schumer moved into Sting's
place. We're talking projects.

468
00:25:20,171 --> 00:25:22,048
I-I'll tell you during the OliMabel.

469
00:25:22,053 --> 00:25:24,972
Okay, you know you're not
using that remotely correctly?

470
00:25:24,977 --> 00:25:26,782
It has gotten away from me, yes.

471
00:25:26,787 --> 00:25:28,789
And I can't lose Brazzos either.

472
00:25:29,443 --> 00:25:32,070
- What?
- They're rebooting Brazzos.

473
00:25:32,125 --> 00:25:35,104
- Charles! You're Brazzos again!
- Oh my god! That's fantastic!

474
00:25:35,109 --> 00:25:37,751
I am. Yeah, well, you
know, Uncle Brazzos.

475
00:25:37,756 --> 00:25:39,494
Kind of a sexy Uncle Brazzos.

476
00:25:39,499 --> 00:25:41,699
You know, they keep wanting
that beefcake thing from me.

477
00:25:42,059 --> 00:25:43,674
And they have writers, multiple writers!

478
00:25:43,679 --> 00:25:44,847
Not just some executive producer,

479
00:25:44,847 --> 00:25:47,891
high on cocaine, screaming
dialogue into a tape recorder.

480
00:25:47,891 --> 00:25:49,184
It's real.

481
00:25:49,347 --> 00:25:51,641
Mabel, don't you want
to clear your name, too?

482
00:25:53,180 --> 00:25:55,891
Look, what Cinda said wasn't wrong.

483
00:25:55,896 --> 00:25:59,567
My whole life has been
defined by this crap.

484
00:25:59,572 --> 00:26:00,573
Death.

485
00:26:00,578 --> 00:26:02,621
Walking around blood.

486
00:26:03,275 --> 00:26:06,112
I'd like to try and be an artist.

487
00:26:07,147 --> 00:26:09,983
And last night, for a few minutes,

488
00:26:09,988 --> 00:26:12,116
that felt maybe possible.

489
00:26:13,958 --> 00:26:17,124
So, if it takes clearing my name

490
00:26:17,129 --> 00:26:18,797
to feel that more

491
00:26:18,797 --> 00:26:20,507
and finding who really did this...

492
00:26:20,507 --> 00:26:22,509
Fuck off, Oliver.

493
00:26:25,679 --> 00:26:27,639
- Fuck off, Oliver.
- I'm sorry. I...

494
00:26:27,639 --> 00:26:29,612
Fuck off.

495
00:26:29,617 --> 00:26:32,791
- Is that Bunny?
- Are you hearing that, too?

496
00:26:33,108 --> 00:26:34,359
Yeah.

497
00:26:38,609 --> 00:26:39,985
BUNNY Fuck off.

498
00:26:43,331 --> 00:26:45,834
No one has to see us breaking in.

499
00:26:51,145 --> 00:26:53,535
Shit... How do I...

500
00:26:53,540 --> 00:26:55,180
- Just kick it!
- Kick it!

501
00:26:56,210 --> 00:26:57,942
Oh! Look at that.

502
00:26:58,399 --> 00:27:00,109
Quiet!

503
00:27:00,781 --> 00:27:01,895
Oh!

504
00:27:02,778 --> 00:27:04,134
Ah!

505
00:27:04,134 --> 00:27:05,411
Shh!

506
00:27:06,763 --> 00:27:08,640
Oh my God.

507
00:27:08,645 --> 00:27:10,898
The last time I was
in a space that small,

508
00:27:10,903 --> 00:27:12,446
I'd had too many Cosmos in Vegas

509
00:27:12,451 --> 00:27:15,204
and ended up on stage
with Penn and Teller.

510
00:27:15,209 --> 00:27:17,268
You know, they were about
to saw me in half,

511
00:27:17,272 --> 00:27:20,108
and m-my bladder was so full, so
I felt like an idiot, but I didn't...

512
00:27:20,108 --> 00:27:22,152
Okay, I really am good
with this story right now.

513
00:27:22,152 --> 00:27:24,154
- Alright.
- Thank you! Me, too!

514
00:27:28,782 --> 00:27:30,033
Bunny?

515
00:27:31,213 --> 00:27:32,464
Bunny?

516
00:27:33,028 --> 00:27:34,576
Hello?

517
00:27:34,581 --> 00:27:36,166
Get out.

518
00:27:37,388 --> 00:27:38,389
Go.

519
00:27:40,712 --> 00:27:42,047
Get out!

520
00:27:44,169 --> 00:27:46,122
Bunny had a bird?

521
00:27:46,127 --> 00:27:48,797
- Still?
- Still?

522
00:27:48,802 --> 00:27:50,467
You knew she had a bird?

523
00:27:50,472 --> 00:27:52,474
Well, I mean, she got it decades ago

524
00:27:52,474 --> 00:27:54,403
when birds were the hot pet,

525
00:27:54,719 --> 00:27:56,554
before teacup pigs stole their mojo.

526
00:27:56,559 --> 00:27:58,310
I just assumed it was dead.

527
00:27:58,558 --> 00:28:01,144
Yellow-headed amazon. Beautiful.

528
00:28:01,149 --> 00:28:03,091
Stuff it up your ass.

529
00:28:03,270 --> 00:28:05,700
Well, it's definitely
got Bunny's potty mouth.

530
00:28:05,705 --> 00:28:07,364
- Mm-hmm.
- Kinda makes me miss her.

531
00:28:07,369 --> 00:28:08,828
Mrs. Gambolini.

532
00:28:09,032 --> 00:28:10,826
- Who's that.
- Oh, that's the bird.

533
00:28:10,958 --> 00:28:13,052
Remember, Bunny was a freak.

534
00:28:13,597 --> 00:28:15,325
So listen, listen.

535
00:28:15,330 --> 00:28:18,645
Since we are here, why don't we
just split up and search around?

536
00:28:18,650 --> 00:28:21,028
Keep your eyes open for
anything that resembles a note.

537
00:28:21,549 --> 00:28:23,802
- Note?
- Well, notes.

538
00:28:23,807 --> 00:28:26,388
I may have written a
few I'd like to retrieve.

539
00:28:26,639 --> 00:28:28,138
Like, basically, how I wanted Bunny

540
00:28:28,143 --> 00:28:29,841
to die when she was trying to evict us.

541
00:28:29,846 --> 00:28:31,430
Oh, smart. Real smart.

542
00:28:31,435 --> 00:28:34,438
Because, you know, death threats
always work out really well.

543
00:28:34,443 --> 00:28:37,613
Okay, start scouring. Any
paper you find, put in this bag.

544
00:28:38,110 --> 00:28:39,695
I'll go in the bedroom.

545
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:43,847
- Okay.
- Alright. Quickly, quickly.

546
00:28:43,859 --> 00:28:47,070
- I got this.
- Anything with my name on it...

547
00:28:47,070 --> 00:28:49,823
Look at this. Let's
put this in here too.

548
00:28:51,909 --> 00:28:53,363
Okay!

549
00:28:55,827 --> 00:28:57,668
- Oh...
- Shit!

550
00:28:57,673 --> 00:28:58,924
Come on!

551
00:29:01,001 --> 00:29:02,586
Charles! Charles!

552
00:29:02,591 --> 00:29:04,509
Someone is coming!

553
00:29:08,759 --> 00:29:11,595
Bunny had a real eye for erotic art.

554
00:29:11,595 --> 00:29:13,397
A lot of people didn't know that.

555
00:29:13,402 --> 00:29:15,390
- I think it's Uma.
- I'm not surprised.

556
00:29:15,390 --> 00:29:16,725
Bunny was a fuckin' freak.

557
00:29:16,725 --> 00:29:17,976
And Howard.

558
00:29:17,976 --> 00:29:19,895
This Rose Cooper painting that she has,

559
00:29:19,895 --> 00:29:21,480
it's very porny.

560
00:29:22,485 --> 00:29:24,645
A naked man wrapped
around a woman's leg.

561
00:29:24,650 --> 00:29:26,527
Very balls forward.

562
00:29:26,527 --> 00:29:28,362
Maybe I'll own one someday.

563
00:29:28,362 --> 00:29:30,944
Oh, fat chance. It's worth a fortune.

564
00:29:30,949 --> 00:29:31,990
We need to wrap it up,

565
00:29:31,990 --> 00:29:33,909
so I can take it to the appraiser.

566
00:29:33,909 --> 00:29:35,994
- It's in the bedroom here.
- They're coming this way!

567
00:29:35,994 --> 00:29:36,995
Come in here!

568
00:29:41,395 --> 00:29:43,480
I'm telling you, this
thing is one of a kind.

569
00:29:43,485 --> 00:29:45,141
This could be worth a million...

570
00:29:50,820 --> 00:29:52,620
There should be a
naked man on this wall!

571
00:29:52,625 --> 00:29:54,132
Where are the balls, Howard?

572
00:29:54,137 --> 00:29:56,196
I don't know.

573
00:29:56,441 --> 00:29:59,024
God, her Rose Cooper.

574
00:29:59,538 --> 00:30:02,333
It was here the day before she died.

575
00:30:02,521 --> 00:30:04,128
Where is it?

576
00:30:04,133 --> 00:30:05,699
Maybe we missed it out here?

577
00:30:05,704 --> 00:30:07,442
No, I don't think we
saw it out there, Howard!

578
00:30:07,442 --> 00:30:08,944
It's worth a million dollars!

579
00:30:11,613 --> 00:30:13,219
Guys.

580
00:30:15,022 --> 00:30:16,566
Check this out.

581
00:30:20,953 --> 00:30:23,039
Bunny had a secret elevator?

582
00:30:23,044 --> 00:30:26,047
- Where does it go? Hell?
- Let's find out.

583
00:30:28,448 --> 00:30:30,158
Wait! It's freezing in here.

584
00:30:31,055 --> 00:30:32,671
Okay.

585
00:30:42,913 --> 00:30:46,641
So someone stole a valuable
painting from Bunny?

586
00:30:47,050 --> 00:30:50,178
- The killer?
- Uma said "porny."

587
00:30:50,183 --> 00:30:53,895
Are we thinking full-frontal?
Bondage? Penetrada?

588
00:30:59,203 --> 00:31:00,704
Okay, where are we?

589
00:31:05,396 --> 00:31:07,829
Jesus, Bunny had a lot going on.

590
00:31:07,834 --> 00:31:09,669
Yeah. Still, that was way too close.

591
00:31:09,674 --> 00:31:11,509
But, we got a huge clue.

592
00:31:11,514 --> 00:31:13,850
We find the painting,
we find the killer.

593
00:31:13,855 --> 00:31:16,315
Oh, that's a good line,
Charles. S-say that again.

594
00:31:17,604 --> 00:31:19,103
No, will you stop? There's no point...

595
00:31:19,107 --> 00:31:20,567
Just repeat the line!

596
00:31:20,572 --> 00:31:22,240
It's a perfect ending for episode one.

597
00:31:22,245 --> 00:31:24,247
Oliver, I agreed to
check Bunny's apartment,

598
00:31:24,252 --> 00:31:26,713
- not podcast about it.
- Oh, so you'll just let

599
00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:29,391
Cinda Canning tell the story she
wants to tell with no push-back?

600
00:31:29,399 --> 00:31:31,415
Look, we know she's going
to make a killer podcast

601
00:31:31,420 --> 00:31:33,524
that makes us all look like killers.

602
00:31:34,780 --> 00:31:37,266
I'm gonna hate hearing
Cinda get it wrong.

603
00:31:38,111 --> 00:31:40,109
And if she thinks it's us?

604
00:31:40,114 --> 00:31:41,491
Me?

605
00:31:45,536 --> 00:31:47,790
Do you still have that murder board?

606
00:31:47,795 --> 00:31:49,071
I do.

607
00:31:49,076 --> 00:31:51,995
I mean, it's just a corkboard
on wheels but, yeah, I have it.

608
00:31:53,674 --> 00:31:55,300
Do you still have that boom mic?

609
00:31:55,300 --> 00:31:57,302
You bet your ass I do, kid.

610
00:31:57,961 --> 00:32:00,256
Well, I don't, actually. I
returned it in the 30-day window

611
00:32:00,260 --> 00:32:02,761
to get my deposit,
but I can get it back!

612
00:32:15,115 --> 00:32:17,033
New York City.

613
00:32:17,158 --> 00:32:20,620
Who doesn't want to become
the talk of the town here?

614
00:32:20,625 --> 00:32:23,253
I mean, make a name for
yourself in this city,

615
00:32:23,412 --> 00:32:27,040
and it can feel like the
most sparkling place on Earth.

616
00:32:27,708 --> 00:32:30,891
We've been warned not to speak out

617
00:32:30,896 --> 00:32:32,272
or speak our truth.

618
00:32:32,706 --> 00:32:35,584
To just let others tell our story.

619
00:32:36,039 --> 00:32:39,459
But we here at Only
Murders In The Building...

620
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:43,051
we will not be going quietly.

621
00:32:48,126 --> 00:32:49,628
Nailed it.

622
00:33:09,341 --> 00:33:11,205
_

623
00:33:11,210 --> 00:33:12,419
Oh.

624
00:33:14,763 --> 00:33:17,419
_

625
00:33:21,224 --> 00:33:24,350
_

626
00:33:35,451 --> 00:33:37,231
Oh...

627
00:33:42,699 --> 00:33:46,193
Savage... Savage...

628
00:33:53,491 --> 00:33:56,889
_

629
00:34:09,260 --> 00:34:12,304
I-I came home, and
it-it was just here.

630
00:34:13,740 --> 00:34:15,756
Bunny's painting?

631
00:34:20,631 --> 00:34:22,967
Someone's really fucking with us.

632
00:34:24,642 --> 00:34:25,935
Charles...

633
00:34:26,811 --> 00:34:28,354
Is that you?

634
00:34:28,495 --> 00:34:29,997
No.

635
00:34:30,773 --> 00:34:32,608
It's my father.

636
00:34:44,552 --> 00:34:49,552
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